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Dessert Storm 2021-11-09 14:52:16

as a non-american, this is the first time I realised Jimmy Kimmel is not the same person as Jimmy Fallon

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cha443 2021-11-10 00:04:28

same ghahahah, even in the video i wa sturgling o figure out

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Dromie 2021-11-11 03:23:35

I am American and I still forget they're different people

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josie 2021-11-13 14:07:23

that’s a totally fair mistake tbh i wouldn’t blame anyone for thinking that

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Niko Virta 2021-11-27 13:57:44

lol same :D

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Dennis Metzger 2021-12-04 20:50:33

You got jimmied

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Tazerlizard production 2021-12-16 16:37:36

Same

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Ceice 2022-01-06 11:11:09

From my Canadian perspective, I can say:O

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金3 A.M. 2022-01-11 21:54:48

I'm American and I still get them mixed up

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Preston Null 2022-01-17 00:11:53

Might as well be

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Cybersushi 2022-03-03 05:14:38

remember, jimmy fallon is the only person impressed by the wii u gamepad, jimmy kimmel is bad politics man.

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LBboarding b 2022-03-25 02:57:50

They're both equally terrible tbh

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Gregory Ellis 2022-03-28 06:11:55

Jimmies rustled

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Pudding Head 2022-03-28 12:15:58

Jimmy Fallon is the one that looks like Jimmy Kimmel got hit on the top of the head with a frying pan so his head went from long to short and wide

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ballz 2022-04-04 18:36:01

As an American i said "there's 2 of them"?

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Jackson Boyer 2022-04-07 15:43:00

Don't worry, us Americans can barely tell the difference as well

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SHITFACE the clown 2022-04-07 18:28:18

As an American, this is the first time I realized Jimmy Kimmel is not the same person as Jimmy Fallon

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alej745 2022-04-11 02:30:31

LMAOOO

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Name That Variant! 2022-04-16 17:37:24

But they are, essentially

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Nintendofan2008 yt 2022-04-24 06:34:23

Before frist watching this I never heard of him

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Incurable Romantic 2022-04-24 11:09:43 (edited 2022-04-24 11:12:59 )

All the late night "comedy" hosts are really interchangeable - hysterical political hate-rants, vacuous celebrity interviews, lame skits, and endless smugness.

I'll make an exception for Conan O'Brian who actually has some comedic talent.

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jack does stuff 2022-04-25 02:47:23

wait... really?

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breh 2022-04-26 05:46:38

What's the difference

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WhiteCoffee 2022-04-27 14:42:27

Are they really that different tbh

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Charteon 2022-05-01 20:41:45

American here, I actually forgot their was a Jimmy Kimmel.

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Bartholomew Jenkins 2022-05-04 02:55:44

It's okay. I'm an American and always get their names mixed up. Lol

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Sushi Cat 2022-05-11 17:07:21

LMAO SAME

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memyselfandi369 2022-05-13 10:05:21

As an American, same

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Bent Rod 2022-05-16 20:21:54

As an American, same

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Jace 2022-05-21 00:42:06 (edited 2022-05-21 00:43:11 )

Both are the same. Well in a way, you see as a shape shifting lizard (it's true, have you ever seen them consume human food?) Two characters portrayed by a single lizard with a hive mind. So your answer is a little complicated

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Jack Hamilton 2022-05-25 16:49:59

more James' need to go by Jamie to be more distinguished

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Ian Carter 2022-05-25 23:26:04

respect for fallon keeping out of the nonsense tho

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Dino Omerzu 2022-05-28 12:26:07

who's Jimmy Fallon

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Jack Hamilton 2022-05-28 12:35:18

@Dino Omerzu talk show host

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Gabi Austen 2022-06-24 10:58:45

EXACTLY the same here!

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Jason Ultimate 2021-11-08 04:53:47

Jimmy: "Why don't you like Hillary?!"
Rosanne: "I didn't agree with her foreign policy."
Jimmy: "I dIdN't AgReE wItH hEr FoReIgN pOlIcY"
Rosanne: "Well- what did YOU think of it then?"
Jimmy: "Wha- pfft- this isn't about her foreign policy!"

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Bryce Pettis 2021-11-14 11:10:50

Ouch

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Niko Virta 2021-11-27 13:56:59

I wish more people would read "fahrenheit 451". It's kind of silly to just cry orwell all the time, especially when scenes from 451 play out in american media without any self-awareness.

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RatatRatR 2021-11-29 04:43:12

Followed closely by "we just don't want our president to fail," which people like her then pretend they never said the next time there's a Democrat in office.

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IcedLance 2021-12-08 11:34:25

@RatatRatR Did she spek out against Obama or something? Or are you just imagining it?

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RatatRatR 2021-12-08 14:56:57

I don't doubt for a second that she did, but what I had in mind was that she posted a video on how "we must impeach Biden now!!!!" like eleven seconds after he became President.

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IcedLance 2021-12-09 10:24:45

@RatatRatR I feel like there's always room for speculation, like she said the words about not wanting president to fail when talking about her voting choice. Maybe her definition of "not failing" is "not make irreversible mistakes", rather than "get things their way". But then this is an internet argument and neither of us can change another's opinion, so let's just give up.

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Evone 2021-12-12 20:07:30

jimmy didn't expect that one did he

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chris prince 2022-01-05 09:13:49

@RatatRatR this is always the line of people who supports the president but can't say it directly

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Duncan Vincent 2022-01-15 17:05:17

@Liam Rucker Needs more English

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Liam Rucker 2022-01-15 17:11:19

@Duncan Vincent what you talking about

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Duncan Vincent 2022-01-15 19:38:54

@Liam Rucker Your semi-literate post

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Liam Rucker 2022-01-15 20:59:29

@Duncan Vincent literally everyone else can read it bro 💀

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Liam Rucker 2022-01-15 22:05:07

@Duncan Vincent riiight thats why someone liked it 🤔. People just randomly like posts they cant read, yeaaahhh... No chief. Anyways MALD and COPE and SEETHE as well.

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Duncan Vincent 2022-01-16 03:21:49

@Liam Rucker Pointing and laughing.

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Duncan Vincent 2022-01-16 09:02:16

@Liam Rucker I'm not trying to fake being illiterate by pointing out your illiteracy FFS.

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Duncan Vincent 2022-01-17 01:41:22

@Liam Rucker The question is why, not please demonstrate how.

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Liam Rucker 2022-01-17 03:54:56

@Duncan Vincent what are you on about now 💀

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Dominik Weber 2022-02-10 17:36:17

@Niko Virta i mean, yeah, ray bradbury's great and all, but why do you randomly bring up that book. It's annoying, exactly like people bringing up 1984, animal farm or brave new world out of nowhere

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Neiasaurus Creations 2022-03-13 02:50:59

@Duncan Vincent So you can't read english....That explains a lot. lmao. Want me to mail you a dictionary or something bro?

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The FreedomToons 2022-03-23 03:45:51

@RatatRatR Can you provide a source? Because this is all speculation

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The FreedomToons 2022-03-23 03:46:38

@Liam Rucker You have 15 likes dude, calm your ego down. People on youtube just like anything that remotely agrees with them

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The FreedomToons 2022-03-23 03:47:02

@Liam Rucker How is this in defense of trump

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The FreedomToons 2022-03-23 03:47:32

@Duncan Vincent Bruh it's been less than 2 months, chill out

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The FreedomToons 2022-03-23 03:48:38

@RatatRatR Also how does her saying that mean she wants the president to fail? is she not allowed to hate a liberal president? Also the original point of the comment was about Jimmy Kimmel

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RatatRatR 2022-03-23 03:54:33

@The FreedomToons Yeah, you're allowed to hate a liberal president. But then just own that. "I hate the liberal president because I hate liberals." There'd be a kind of righteousness in that, I suppose. But instead what you get is always a load of, "well, all of my opinions are really well informed and objective and based on my excellent awareness of all the relevant facts, and I just hate this particular president because I'm super smart and well informed and right about everything, and he's objectively terrible and I just happen to be smart enough to know that."

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Pirate King 22017 2022-04-08 06:20:57

I mean its true on both sides sometimes, politics corrupts us all.
Reject humanity return to monke

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AmericanNightmare 2022-04-27 19:00:11

@Niko Virta bro I love that book
Read it in 9th grade, our teacher was amazing

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Aaron 2022-05-15 00:31:05

Also Jimmy in 2003 probably: “Wow, Hilary is an icky woman!”

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Obutubo 2021-10-09 11:54:20

If Twitter was a person, it would be Jimmy Kimmel, but that would be giving Jimmy too much credit since sometimes Twitter can produce comedic gold

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Lucky Cherry 2021-11-06 11:13:29

Twitter has nice art and lewd people that are self-sufficient, which is more than what Jimmy Kimmel can offer to society.

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Kevin 2021-12-17 06:44:55

@Lucky Cherry idk, didn't you see him getting those street handies?

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ً 2022-03-23 07:17:39

“twitter is a hellsite” my brother in christ, you follow the people.

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MagicalBread 2022-04-02 08:02:24

Donald Trump is a perfect example, or really any politician

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Samoria 2021-10-11 09:55:46

I guarantee you during the Rosanne bit, Jimmy changed the topic on Hillary's foreign policy because he didn't know what her foreign policy even was.
Everything she said was completely right. If you don't like something, vote. We live in a democratic society where you can do that. That's not crazy.

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niknok 2022-05-15 16:42:07

we live in a society lel

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Holyspectator 2021-03-01 18:41:33

This video has actually made most of the political sides band together to say Jimmy Kimmel is unfunny and that's amazing

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Kron Krian 2021-05-29 07:49:30

Did it really?

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Plaha Kumar 1998 2021-06-02 00:12:26

Talk about putting differences aside.

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mr pringles 2021-06-08 14:51:17

World peace was finally achieved by making fun of Jimmy Kimmel lmao

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Fan enthusiast 2021-06-10 15:48:51

@mr pringles actually its a really good piece. It really is a reflection of the left. The left are all Jimmy Kimmel

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Jakob Cohen 2021-06-11 19:26:05 (edited 2021-06-11 20:05:55 )

The thing about Jimmy Kimmel is that the fact that he tends to mock everyone for some sort of distinct feature, kind of like him joking about the man with the accent. When a person uses repulsive behaviors such as fear and loathing (in Kimmel's case, insults and snobbishness) to get to a certain goal, whenever it's making a statement about some sort of belief or call to action, the person as well as the action or belief is seen itself as repulsive. This also happened with Trump as well, which served as the fuel used against him. This is also why some sites on social media have begun to go against mainstream media.

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Jakob Cohen 2021-07-03 04:14:46

@Tommy C's Cat Hey, not my fault that they both decided to turn fear, negativity, and loathing into a political tool.

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Buggle Magnum 2021-07-05 06:10:04

@Kron Krian yes, and then promptly continue to argue about their garbage in the next reply

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BananaBread 2021-07-09 07:51:05

@Fan enthusiast no they aren’t lmao

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Stephano Clark 2021-07-10 18:45:16

@Manuel Morales Suffice to say im fine with donald trump representing both america and conservatives. But are you seriously ok with joe biden and kamala harris kkk dream team repping your side? I really fucking hope not man jesus.

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eric vulgate 2021-07-13 17:35:23

@Fan enthusiast no 'left' personality would be allowed on national tv you're thinking 'liberal'.
if you don't know the difference you should really look it up before you try talking about politics again.

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eric vulgate 2021-07-13 17:36:00

@Josh tyvm!

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eric vulgate 2021-07-13 17:38:13

@Stephano Clark nobody represents me but me.

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Stephano Clark 2021-07-13 18:06:14

@eric vulgate fair enough but he was still a better alternative but also yes i agree we need reformation of the two party system and a better way to have the best interest of the common peoples rights and prosperity represented and practiced.

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Soundshock 2021-07-16 10:35:18

@Stephano Clark but how people wanna be the right side of history and they only way to do it is to cut off out of the extreme which is kinda hard because they will both say you’re wasting your vote

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JoeChemo 2021-07-19 14:07:34

except for people who cant take criticism

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Hideo Freaking Kojima 2021-07-20 12:53:53

@Jakob Cohen As if celebrities and talk show host don't use their platform to spew out their political beliefs. Your job is to ENTERTAIN, not LECTURE. I'm starting to question if you even watched the video, became that's exactly what Emplemon was talking about.

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Jakob Cohen 2021-07-20 22:27:03

@Hideo Freaking Kojima You do realize that every piece of entertainment has had some sort of political undertone in one way or another, right? Usually in a way that didn't alienate a bunch of people, unlike Kimmel? For someone with "Hideo Kojima" in their name, you sure do seem to forget that Kojima himself also does the same exact thing with his own entertainment.

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James Green 2021-07-28 23:20:47

Sometimes it takes the worst to bring us together, just look at ww2

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JoeChemo 2021-07-29 08:44:43

@James Green this comment sections looks like ww2 as well lol

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 08:57:40

Ye

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James Green 2021-07-30 17:15:57

Yes, I just compared kimmel to Hitler.

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BigTimeGamer 2021-08-21 10:05:04

I just am kinda afrade that this vid is still relivent 3y later

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Kitsune 2021-08-27 07:44:19

I, as a leftist, refuse to let someone like Kimmel speak for me and my beliefs. He sounds more obsessed with Trump than those evangelicals who claimed that God had told them that Trump would have a second term!

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Assistant to the Regional Sith Lord 2021-08-28 23:50:38

Well some of the reasonable lefties… that’s about it.

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waxdood 2021-08-31 01:41:06

@Tommy C's Cat I mean orange man do be bad

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waxdood 2021-08-31 01:42:07

@Manuel Morales he does NOT represent liberals. We didnt vote for him and his success is a damned enigma

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Herr Goober 2021-10-05 13:20:06

@BullBoy Adventures he’s Comment did not say that

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deletedkneecaps 2021-10-18 05:31:43

@Stephano Clark someone needs to take a walk outside and talk to people that won’t just reinforce their echo chamber

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Stephano Clark 2021-10-18 07:54:44

@deletedkneecaps Thats not an argument. You haven't said anything of value, next time you post try a little harder dude. I assume you have a brain but you know what they say about assumptions.

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_Jeda 2021-10-25 12:49:14

lefties already didn't like Jimmy.

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【 Chilael 】 2021-11-27 16:42:12

​@JoeChemo Nah it's not as bad. I see some people even reaching an agreement which is rare in any political arguments it seems.

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:37:58

@Stephano Clark Donald trump is ideologically EXACTLY the same as every example you just mentioned. All of his beliefs are neoliberalism

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IamMe 2022-01-03 10:10:46

if only the editing wasnt cringe cancer

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frozenbinarystudio 2022-03-23 19:11:44

Good ideas converge, bad ideas diverge

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L K 2022-04-08 00:33:10

Considering that a WAR can't get both sides to agree, that's crazy.

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Großer Hahn 2022-04-23 21:34:55

@Jakob Cohen "A lot of people think politics can be a turn-off for gamers. But I've done some research and discovered that politics is objectively fun and all gamers love it all the time, and the people who say they hate seeingthem in games love politics even more, they just wish they were seeing different politics." -hbomberguy

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Glockboy6ix 2022-06-07 13:46:05

@Fan enthusiast don’t be dramatic fam🤣 both sides are TRASH

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RatDad 2022-06-17 00:40:53

@Fan enthusiast what

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Mushroomanjc c 2021-08-24 07:25:13

Wow, that interview with Rosan near the end was just sad. She bluntly told him his problems, and then put out a very level headed and dare I say objectively factual opinion that we the people need to control our government. Not to mention the way he dodged her question if he liked Hillarys foreign policy was, for lack of a better word, cringe

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Pickle Odessey 2022-05-16 17:42:01

Amen-dment 🙏

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Seraphim VR 2021-09-28 04:56:25 (edited 2021-09-28 05:02:47 )

The celebrity culture segment aged exceptionally well. Emplemon’s content is ageless I swear, it holds relevance no matter how many years it’s been

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Carson Lawler 2022-05-22 03:38:26

I just realized this video was made 4 years ago, I thought it said 4 months lol

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Chodeoriki 2021-10-08 14:54:53

Damn, this has aged like fine cheese. These words have never been truer.

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Dusty Beckett 2021-10-13 03:33:49

I was just thinking this has aged like milk.

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deletedkneecaps 2021-10-17 23:50:19

@Dusty Beckett how so?

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Poppa Choppa 2021-10-19 06:06:31

@Dusty Beckett i like milk

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T.A.G (alt) 2021-10-24 14:16:36

Indeed, especially that last rant which perfectly describes twitter to this day.

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Rumble Bird 2021-11-04 16:07:03

Yeah came back here to see how well everything has aged

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Koala Sandwich 2021-11-04 16:08:29 (edited 2021-11-29 18:46:14 )

the dig at Kobe, didn't age well I think

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LachlanWasHere 2021-11-19 19:36:50

Not really. All the Kobe and Roseanne Barr stuff hasn't aged well.

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Demetrios b 2021-11-30 15:53:56

@Dusty Beckett Aging like milk is a bad thing it goes sour and is nasty. That ain’t what this video is

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SkaldLouisCyphre 2022-01-09 18:15:23

@Demetrios b

Sour, nasty and SALTY would be a more apt description of this video, so yes, aged like milk is appropriate.

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johnmacrae2006 2022-06-17 02:43:10

@SkaldLouisCyphre
☝️
Found a Jimmy Kimmel fan

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SkaldLouisCyphre 2022-06-17 03:15:33 (edited 2022-06-17 03:26:43 )

@johnmacrae2006

I occasionally watch Meyers or Ruffin, otherwise I burnt out on those shows years ago.

Never cared for Kimmel on SNL, never seen his late night show beyond a handful of clips. How many hours of the same sorts of jokes does one need?

None of 'em beat Cody Johnston, the format is also more in depth and focused (somewhat similar to John Oliver's show in general concept but very different in terms of tone).

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SkaldLouisCyphre 2022-06-17 18:32:50

@johnmacrae2006

On the other hand, unlike some other blocs they at least are willing to acknowledge that experts in a field can and do exist and that their opinions should be given more weight than the opinions of random bloggers, podcasters and reality TV stars.

The same susceptibility to propaganda absolutely exists but that doesn't make the sources of information and influence equal. There's a lot of people who both like to insist that facts don't care about anyone's feelings only to later insist that facts that upset their feelings should be ignored, not included in textbooks and generally left unacknowledged.

For all of the problems with progressives/liberals, they might be mostly useless but at least they're not reactionaries aka the cancer that's killing America.

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johnmacrae2006 2022-06-18 02:45:12

@SkaldLouisCyphre
I think that the most effective propaganda is that which is not recognized as propaganda.
Our currency here in America has been more or less controlled by shadowy interests for at least 100 years and probably long before.
I see your Shapiro reference and totally agree, I hit a wall as a libertarian awhile back when it dawned on me that oligopolies loom over our economy and institutions, providing an illusion of competition and free thought as cover.
The Greek philosophers hated democracy for this reason, as the masses were (and are) easily manipulated.

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Attic Telephone 2021-09-01 02:34:42

While I disagree with the idea that race relations aren’t still a problem in the U.S.A, this video is amazingly put together. It’s become a routine for me to watch this video every two months because it’s just that great. The irony of elitists complaining about problems created mostly by elitists is unbelievable. It’s good that this video has millions of views.

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George Cowsert 2021-09-12 20:34:12

Give it time. A lot of modern race issues are just growing pains of society.
Nothing we do can change whether or not it'll happen; and no matter how many PSA's go out the pace is completely determined by just how frequent different sides just talk respectfully to eachother.

Some of my most enlightening moments have been talking to people who greatly oppose what I believe in, and people have told me that I help them see new perspectives in return.

The hard part's over; now the wound just has to heal.

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Real Robotnik 2021-09-24 00:20:33 (edited 2021-09-24 00:21:10 )

@George Cowsert Yeah, alot of these issues just come from a deep seeded distrust that said group can't act as functioning members of society and only serve as leeches.
The Irish were hated when they fled from America during and after the famine, but they became accepted and ingrained in culture of some regions because despite the resentment they kept working to become accepted, and ultimately were.

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Mki Sask the Glump Sod 2021-10-06 17:13:00

@Real Robotnik though keep in mind, the Irish weren’t enslaved and (commonly) thought of as both physically, and mentally inferior.

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Darth Jones 2021-10-18 06:19:04

Race relations are an issue but in most cases it has little to do with race and more to do with economic disparity.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 07:21:31

@Mki Sask the Glump Sod That is just wrong. They actually were thought of as physically inferior. It's just that that has faded over time and no one remembers that was how it used to be.

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Roof Koreans 2021-11-10 18:02:12

@Mki Sask the Glump Sod Explain how the hispanics are poor, while asians are not. Neither were enslaved by USA

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afterHours 2021-11-20 07:52:18

now that's what i call "gibsmedat"

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Yash Joseph 2022-01-26 08:27:04 (edited 2022-01-26 08:27:57 )

@Eliot Fleck Indentured servitude IS NOT slavery. Indentured servitude was bad, but slavery was far worse. In fact, the Irish slave thing is actually a myth adopted by white supremacists nowadays. There is a Wikipedia page about the myth too.

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Yash Joseph 2022-01-26 08:28:02

@Roof Koreans Hispanics and Asians were massively discriminated back in the day. Not all Asians are rich. This is a Model Minority myth. Some groups are richer than average while some groups are really poor.

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Roof Koreans 2022-01-30 01:13:12

@Yash Joseph
>Hispanics and Asians were massively discriminated back in the day.
We're talking about today buddy. Try to keep up
>not all asians are rich
When did I say ALL asians are rich? Keep on building more strawman, you doing great there. And how does that invalidate my point?

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Alex 2022-03-23 15:37:27

@Darth Jones But also a lot of economic disparity was caused by race relations.

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CarbDebunksHate 2022-03-31 01:03:12

@Liar With A Gun they were not thought as physically inferior

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CarbDebunksHate 2022-03-31 01:03:59

@Yash Joseph but most asians are intelligent

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Roof Koreans 2022-04-15 17:48:31 (edited 2022-04-15 17:49:35 )

@Babatunde Again, explain why Asians are not affected. Why do the gubmint hates Hispanics but not Asians when both are minorities

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Richard0915 2022-05-02 20:10:43

I want you to really think about race relations in this country, go on twitter and think about what morgan freeman said. Go anywhere and think about what morgan freeman said. I guarantee you it is that simple.

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N0TYALC 2021-03-13 20:16:49

There’s exactly one diehard Jimmy Kimmel fan. His name is Jimmy Kimmel.

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Connor Young 2021-04-04 03:08:55

Does he happen to work on Jimmy Kimmel live?

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Mr. Alkenly 2021-04-04 03:22:25

I dont know, I dont think Jimmy Kimmel cares enough or believes what he says to be a Jimmy Kimmel fan

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Christopher Brown 2021-04-15 21:06:26

And Adam Carola

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Jack Carlton 2021-04-18 20:38:57

And bill Simmons

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TEMPLE7D 2021-04-21 19:05:48

I’m a fan as well

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Humog 2021-04-24 18:07:19

🦷

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CRAYON EATER 2124 2021-04-29 04:30:35

@TEMPLE7D Wow my clown readings are off the chart

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Prof. Bubby 2021-05-04 10:56:01

No Jimmy Fallon

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Mati gamer 2021-05-05 19:07:13

Hes other fan is her mom

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Mati gamer 2021-05-05 19:07:29

Hes other fan is her mom

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Div Cvetic 2021-05-11 20:29:47

His #1 fan is the King of All Liars: Howard Stern!

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Mrepic air fryer enthusiast 2021-05-14 03:05:53

Its*

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RM M 2021-05-20 20:21:59 (edited 2021-05-20 20:29:35 )

Uh genius, try 18 million actual subscribers, never mind fans. This channel, for instance, doesn't even begin to come close. This is a fact. Deal with it.

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Browns fan 123 2021-05-21 01:54:58

@RM M Lol

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N0TYALC 2021-05-29 00:13:04

@RM M Damn bro you got me, that was totally not a joke at all. The existence of Jimmy Kimmel fans has utterly destroyed my worldview. My completely serious and not at all hyperbolic assertion has been blown out of the water. I bow to your superior intellect.

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RM M 2021-05-29 00:40:43

@N0TYALC Ah, the ol' "it was just a joke" cop-out. Figures.

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N0TYALC 2021-05-29 04:17:08

@RM M Yes, someone who says someone literally has 0 fans is obviously joking 😂

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Yiga Kong 2021-09-30 01:11:58

I looked at your comment abs said to myself, “Heh, that’s a funny thing, I’ll like it.” Then I realized that I already did

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 06:02:11

@RM M you know how many bots prowl around here? Enough to make very nice illusions for the gullible.

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RM M 2021-10-09 09:26:11

@The Warden of Oz Concurred. Too bad you're one of them.

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 13:27:33

@RM M "You dare to challenge my logic ergo you are the lesser." -RM M, the second bitter, closeted Jimmy Kimmel fan in the world
🌝👌

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RM M 2021-10-09 16:56:11

@The Warden of Oz Logic... what "logic"? Even more clueless than you sound, Jack.

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Peter Lopez 2021-10-09 20:02:34

You forgot his second fan.. Kimmy Jimmel

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RM M 2021-10-09 20:09:10

@The Warden of Oz Dear God, didn't bother with all that blither. Nothing better to do?

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 20:15:24

@RM M oh, I'm sorry. Is anything beyond the length of a standard tweet too long for your squirrel's attention span?

TL;DR: you had no valid points from the start, "genius."

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RM M 2021-10-09 20:46:04

@The Warden of Oz Yep, you're sorry alright. Your smoldering intellect and devastating with boggle.

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 21:08:58

@RM M fucking kek. Hats off to Yimmy Kimmy's 2nd diehard fan. "Devastating with boggle" indeed. 👏👏

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 21:26:46

@RM M Yes.

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The Warden of Oz 2021-12-22 09:28:45

@Duncan Vincent winter storm quinoa

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Duncan Vincent 2021-12-22 10:10:26

@RM M exactly

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Duncan Vincent 2021-12-22 10:15:00

@The Warden of Oz person woman man camera tv

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The Warden of Oz 2021-12-22 10:23:44

@Duncan Vincent so mad. I love you, Duncan

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The Warden of Oz 2021-12-22 11:40:59

@RM M lmao I absolutely love this response to a two month old comment. I wish you well, bud.

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RM M 2021-12-22 13:31:58

@The Warden of Oz Kinda missed the memo where two month old comments cannot be responded to, as your eyeballs can well see, not to mention that YOU are still responding. Stay well.

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The Warden of Oz 2021-12-22 13:36:52

@RM M still it's kinda funny though 😂

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Saif Mirza 2021-12-24 21:12:13

Yeah that's it 🤣🤣🤣

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The Salad Man 2022-03-16 17:28:15

Or my 3rd period English teacher

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OtakuUnitedStudio 2021-08-24 21:16:31 (edited 2021-12-24 14:44:06 )

It amazes me how a person who used to host a show called "The Man Show" that acted like being a man meant being sexist and horny all the time was commendable can try to say "sexual harassment is and always has been bad, and we shouldn't allow it." And then he has a segment where he convinces a woman to look like she's giving a slob job

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Dazdrasen Konstantin 2022-03-28 08:41:01 (edited 2022-03-28 09:01:31 )

As someone who's not American, the thing I remember Jimmy Kimmel for is when he insulted my country's culture for an unfunny joke. And yes, it was about Trump.

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Hiruy Abebaw 2022-05-06 19:11:21

What country you from

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Ungur Dagda 2021-10-06 18:59:50

You chose the "Guess what's in my pants" segment over literally anything he did in The Man Show on Comedy Central? There's a goldmine there.

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Billy Perry 2021-10-21 13:30:28

Like that Kevin Malone blackface segment, with the big Comedy Central log on it?

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Ungur Dagda 2021-10-21 22:45:07 (edited 2021-10-21 22:45:26 )

@Billy Perry I was thinking more the one where Jimmy literally just stalks random women on the street, clinging to them, literally begging for THEM to have sex with HIM, as he whines like a bad stereotype of a nerd. It's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen. He literally doesn't let go of one of them until they start running. But... I mean that one works too, yikes.

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Billy Perry 2021-10-22 01:26:20

@Ungur Dagda Jesus.

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Ungur Dagda 2021-10-22 01:37:21

@Billy Perry Right? I think it was Kurtis Conner's video on "The Man Show" that I first saw it.

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Monday 2022-04-11 22:44:22

Amazingly put together video that I can't help but revisit every now and then, but I happen to disagree with two major points:

The rape point was quite jarring to watch as it felt more feeling inclined then actually researched; I agree with Hollywood being a disgusting cesspool of like mindedness for rape culture, but a big consideration is the fact that sexual harassment is still a huge issue outside of Hollywood. You acknowledge that there is a long way to go, but promptly disregard it again when you say, "The men who do [sexually assault/rape], get promptly punished and ostracized for it," demeaning your point in not wanting to "oversimplify the situation to oblivion." Majority of cases are not followed through; rape is a nightmare to deal with in court because of how hard it is to prove (most of it being 'he said, she said' play), so many cases are not accurately punished, and thus sentences are lighter then the 25-30 years (depending on whether a child was involved). As well as that, saying that you and most others wouldn't ever do such a thing feeds into the 'oversimplification' (namely the prevalence of rape culture in teenage and young adult male populations is a massive worry).

Another point is towards the end: I hold the belief that race is still a major issue that plays into what is happening around us. I guess I can say this due to it being 2022 with current events like BLM, but regardless, race links with social-economical issues. Issues of these sort are always interlinked, and although easier said then done (since that's what internet sjw do), we should focus on adressing both of them so that they are acknowledged.

Apart from those two points, fantastic video! Definitely sparks discussion and the details regarding Trump were spot on!

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julian - ジュリアン 2022-04-25 20:33:11

Completely agree. He makes many well thought out and articulate points, that I mostly agree with or at least understand his perspective, but its a bit silly to say Kimmel is oversimplifying issues of gun violence, when he does the same with issues of race and sexual assault.

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Alex Heard 2022-06-16 23:05:12

i was thinking about those same two points being super off the mark. especially with a few years of hindsight maybe. glad someone said it

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AustinPowerz0069 2019-12-19 19:20:49

This wasn't a rant. It was a well calculated assassination. Well done.

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Alex 2020-03-30 12:47:57

Bruh wdym the script for the video was so poorly written

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Mister Autist 2020-03-31 02:34:35

@Alex Explain.

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The Adventure Chu 2020-04-04 03:39:40

Or it's both. :)

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Ein 2020-04-24 13:02:41

@Alex tfw youre asked to explain but cant.

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 10:56:36

@Ein because they tried to build a house on sand, and got pissed when it got washed away. XD, they can't reply, cause they're the wrong one.

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Grey with an A 2020-05-04 18:55:42

47 payment will be wired to your account

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Vito DeFino 2020-06-02 12:22:34

Compare jimmy Kimmels ratings to all the others, and look at his YouTube subscriber count. I’m not a fan personally but he’s one of the more popular talk show hosts and isn’t going to be assassinated by anyone 1/50th the size of him.

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AustinPowerz0069 2020-06-02 15:18:12

@Vito DeFino Thats not the point.

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Vito DeFino 2020-06-02 15:26:57

AustinPowerz0069 so by saying “well calculated assassination” you actually mean something entirely different? It’s obvious what that implies

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AustinPowerz0069 2020-06-02 16:10:58

@Vito DeFino His character, for those who enjoyed to video, has been metaphorically assassinated. You came to nit pick, now I'm spelling it out for you, are you happy with your nit picking, children?

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Vito DeFino 2020-06-02 16:34:57

AustinPowerz0069 so for fans of this particular channel who liked the vid, overall not making a single dent in his fan base. Calling it a well calculated assassination when you really mean the swaying factor specifically for people who enjoyed this video is a huge stretch.

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AustinPowerz0069 2020-06-02 16:54:17

Good thing you are here to tell us. Great things were accomplished. I've learned so much.

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Vito DeFino 2020-06-02 17:39:25

AustinPowerz0069 take a day off man you could use it, good luck

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Vito DeFino 2020-06-02 22:17:44

AustinPowerz0069 haha exactly what I mean, hope you can relax some day and not get salty with every comment.

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AustinPowerz0069 2020-06-02 22:48:23

@Vito DeFino Or you could beat it. I'd vote for that.

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teampvprz 2020-06-02 23:39:22

Austin’s out here with the personality of an 11 year old and the temper of a 90 year old. He’s right you know, you could use a chill pill. but whatever keep dishing out your salt it doesn’t effect anybody besides you anyway.

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 08:57:41

@Vito DeFino 2 things -.-

1. I believe "well calculated assassination" means: Although it did not impact his fans (if you believe they exist), it showed viewers of Emp Lemon who were not fans (maybe some fans, that is if they exist) that Jimmy Kimmel (the persona) is a scumbag. Personally, in my opinion, a mask is something you wear and if a mask is not comfortable, you probably are not wearing it (as shown with Karens). I believe (not confirmed just my opinion) that although Jimmy's mask is not him, a small portion of him (maybe big) is truly reflected in his mask. He used his political viewpoints on his show. So, idk him irl much as a persona i hate him but a persona, at the end of the day, is a reflection of you (maybe not a perfect one, but its definitely a murky one).

2. if you want to @ someone just hit reply.

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noobnamedwut 2022-03-14 01:16:18

that pfp though

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Loafus Kramwell 2021-10-06 11:53:42

As a foreigner I’ve always found it really bizarre how obsessed America is with race relations despite them being, maybe not the most free by objective metrics, but definitely the most successful multicultural nation state. Class divisions seem much more relevant today, but hey it’s not my country.

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diane ridley 2021-10-14 12:53:56

What is your country of origin (I am genuinely intersted)? Was your country based on slavery and racism? There are countless examples of white oppression and privilege that any sane person would collapse under its weight. And it started with the arrival of white men on the North American continent.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 07:17:56

It's actually the opposite. It is the fact that we are a multicultural nation that causes people to be obsessed over race relations, rightly or wrongly. If 99.9% of people in the US were white then we wouldn't be worrying about it at all.

As for why we still care about it nowadays, well you could ask a thousand people and get a thousand different answers.

IMO, I think it has to do with deep seated ideological and identity based reasons. So a person of a particular skin color grows up and learns "This is 'my' people's history in th US so that's how things are." when that might not actually be true and is just a holdover from over 50 years ago or longer.

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Loafus Kramwell 2021-10-18 09:35:21

@Liar With A Gun That makes sense

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Riah 2021-10-21 11:06:02

@diane ridley Counterpoint: I'm a white male and I grew up in WEST OAKLAND CA. People shot each other down the block a few times a month, gang violence was everywhere and I couldn't go a week without some druggie breaking into the rat infested basement. Race has absolutely nothing to do with privilege and I'm fortunate enough to live in a much better town because the government subsidized my single mother's rent. While what people did to Africans and the Native American people was an atrocity, that is in the past. Basically privilege is BS.

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Bogdanmeoff 2021-10-29 11:11:51 (edited 2021-10-29 11:13:20 )

@diane ridley Its just untrue that USA was based on slavery and racism. Remember the south lost the civil war. And it was because the slave holding south was a regressive parasitic tumor that was a roundabout economy that relied on slaves. The North was more industrial, higher population and a higher economic value. Oppression and privilege is literally unavoidable when there is a majority and minority country. There is a reason why the balkans are the balkans. Also if you conflate the presence of slavery to the country being founded on it, then you could say that about most muslim, african and asian societies.

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Balthasar Gérard 2021-10-29 15:19:02

@diane ridley there are plenty of examples but you dont give even one. Because you cant.

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Sebasket 2021-10-30 23:45:09

@diane ridley political argument alert

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diane ridley 2021-10-31 22:48:11

@Balthasar Gérard 😳🤯

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Cancer Central 2021-11-06 03:10:40

@diane ridley Most of the blame can be directed at the rich people of the time. Most people did not own slaves; most people could even be argued to have been borderline slaves to the rich. Blacks at the time to them, were probably just another easily exploitable group of people. If white slavery were legal at the time, there would've been many instances of it. Hell, there probably were some instances of it in America!

To me, its usually a matter of class that causes division and I think it is often - at least partially - the root of it.

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wynny jim 2021-11-06 10:26:00

@Bogdanmeoff well the north industrialized due to those southern textile mills, not trying to justify slavery either, im just putting this out there

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Certified Intellectual: James Taboo 2021-11-06 17:54:30

And if it’s “not your country” then why complain about what happens to it then? Almost as if you live in the same country yet pretend not to, to try and pretend there could be anything better than living in a country as free as ours.
If you really wanna hammer down how “unfree” our country is, go to Iraq or NK, I’m sure they’ll show you the very definition and costs of “freedom” 😂

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Certified Intellectual: James Taboo 2021-11-06 17:54:59

So basically, /pol/ but as a thread.
Interesting.
I’ll just uh….take my leave here.

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wynny jim 2021-11-06 20:46:59

@Certified Intellectual: James Taboo

Religion & politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominum, which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not long ago, I was talking about the elections, and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government, which is all true, as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates. Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit, and why didn't we go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States Of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, And the epithets flew thick and fast, and the noise was incredible. Someone said "son of a bitch", and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure, it was all so confusing. Well, anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of shit. Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it, and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think Socrates would've been proud of the way I refuted his argument. That is, I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of shit. But he wouldn't say why, he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes, and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass, which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument. Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up, and I really got hot, and the others did too, and we all beat the shit out of mister conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed. This is still a free country, And anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of shit", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why

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Cancer Central 2021-11-06 22:56:16

@Certified Intellectual: James Taboo Ah yes, because the fact that other countries have it worse automatically means that America is exempt from any and all criticism.

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Lucas de Oliveira Pontes 2021-11-10 01:04:52 (edited 2021-11-10 01:07:46 )

@diane ridley I mean I’m brazilian and I can tell that Brazil had a much higher slave population than the US

The estimated number of slaves that were traded during the transatlantic slave trade is between 10-12 million
Of those ~11 million slaves that were traded roughly 0.4 million went to north america. Quite a bit huh?
Yeah, maybe, but 4.9 million slaves came to Brazil
If any country was “Based on slavery and racism” it is Brazil and not the US

Something else is the problem. In Brazil slaves, europeans, asians and indians interbred, we have a highly mixed population but that was not what happened in the US leaving division and conflict to grow from this segregation

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ICouldntMakeABetterNameUp 2021-11-11 12:02:41

@diane ridley The United States wasn't based on Slavery or Racism. I don't get where you're coming from but I think you need to go back and do some digging on the revolution again. However, I'm Native American and White and I live paycheck to paycheck. I don't look Native American as I have fair skin. So I don't know where this "white privilege" is coming from. White privilege is more rampant with the Rich and Higher Ups of America than normal working class citizens. Just a thought.

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LilShrooms 2021-11-17 19:56:15

lol you have no idea

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i'm taking you to flavor town 2021-12-04 06:32:44

yeah, almost as if new stories about racism had a huge uptick around the time of occupy wallstreet, almost as if large companies needed something to take focus away from them, but thats just crazy talk.

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chiliandcornbread09 2021-12-08 18:15:14

As an American I find it bizarre too buddy

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Bill Seccam 2021-12-22 01:49:05

@diane ridley has had two months to give an example, but she hasn't. I wonder why...

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diane ridley 2021-12-22 10:24:57

@Bill Seccam Oh... you're still here?

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Bill Seccam 2021-12-23 09:02:02

@diane ridley lol watched this video for the first time yesterday, don't know what you're talking about.
Love the quick response though. Care to show the same courtesy to the dozen or so people you haven't replied to yet? I hate to cut in line.

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diane ridley 2022-01-10 05:01:28

@Bill Seccam "...I'll not waste my time responding..."

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Bill Seccam 2022-01-12 04:22:44

@diane ridley Except you just did lol. Not with any contribution to the discussion, but I doubt you've ever improved a situation you came across.
You're an example of why the 19th amendment is a mistake.

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Zach Robinson 2022-01-19 01:10:17

Yeah pretty much all of us hate it lol

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CarbDebunksHate 2022-03-31 01:04:40

@diane ridley wyt opweshun and privwidge

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Großer Hahn 2022-04-23 21:22:26

@Riah How many people in your neighborhood were black and how many were white? How does your anecdotal evidence disproove racial priviledges?

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-04-25 11:37:49

ikr, It's weird how race relations get worse at a time when Americans' tolerance and acceptance is bordering on extreme from my perspective. seems like they are making the choice to identify increasingly with their 'tribe', whatever that may be, instead of unifying under the general banner of being an American. And their media and politicians are making great use of this.

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-04-25 13:50:35 (edited 2022-04-25 13:52:44 )

@Großer Hahn Yes I'm sure calling like 70M people racist is totally a unifying move.
funny, he even addressed this in the video

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Großer Hahn 2022-04-25 14:37:13

@Estifanos Wendimu Yeah, and changes the definition of racism to his own liking. As a matter of fact, 70 Million people in the US ARE racist but fail to aknowledge and change anything about it.
Case and point: This video. "Hey guys, racism is over because Obama" Saying you've never talked to a black person without saying you never talked to a black person.

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corvid dragon 2022-05-01 03:04:14

@Großer Hahn then again, hasnt it been like what, 3ish generations ago that slavery still existed in the US (1945ish). aint it bound to happen that racism will still exist in the US?

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Großer Hahn 2022-05-01 15:10:38

@corvid dragon I mean that's no justification, is it? It's an explanation as to why it is how it is, but it doesn't really change anything about the current situation or the urgency to change things for the better.

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Cheetos Leopard 2022-05-01 15:59:01

Race relations will never get better because anytime an oppressed group tries to explain that racism is still around there told that it’s not true and that racism doesn’t exist. The fact we have to prove that it’s happening makes it where we can never actually get to the point of changing it.

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-05-02 09:46:47 (edited 2022-05-02 09:47:22 )

@Cheetos Leopard That is a misinterpretation. People like to take the position that some if not most systems are discriminatory against certain groups is false as the 'racism doesn't exist' argument. That's a straw man.

Everyone knows racism exists but disagreement to the degree of it doesn't mean they're the direct/indirect cause of racism and it wont help anyone defining groups as oppressed then relegating any opposition to that position as bigoted/ignorant/racist... That is polarizing as well as demoralizing (to the supposedly oppressed group). Just more fuel to the fire.

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Cheetos Leopard 2022-05-02 15:07:56

@Estifanos Wendimu If your part of the group that benefits from oppressing other groups and you don’t do anything to help the oppressed or try to say the oppression doesn’t exist. Yeah your a huge part of the problem and should be considered bigoted and ignorant.

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-05-02 19:55:02

@Cheetos Leopard Aaaand you completely missed my point.
It's all good and well being an advocate for civil rights, but you better make sure those who you advocate for are in need of help especially the type of help that is to be provided (whatever that may be).

But at least, don't sow more division by saying anyone who doesn't imbibe your worldview is an asshole, just say they're wrong.

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Adog312 2022-05-03 07:16:36

Yeah, it's hard to talk about class divisions in America because the upper class has control over every single piece of information we receive. :)

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-05-03 07:32:36

@Adog312 And that is entirely the lower class's fault for consuming their content

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Adog312 2022-05-03 07:55:46

@Estifanos Wendimu thats so stupid

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-05-03 08:23:49 (edited 2022-05-03 08:24:08 )

@Adog312 It's simple, people choose to listen to the mainstream media, social media and it's 'trusted sources'. There isn't a shortage of independent sources but they continue to give these corporations millions...

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Hiruy Abebaw 2022-05-06 19:09:31

Ehh its half true

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Adog312 2022-05-12 03:27:11

@UmbreonMessiah There is definitely something to be said for that, but race divisions are included under class divisions already, they don't need to replace it.

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Estifanos Wendimu 2022-05-12 08:13:19

@UmbreonMessiah That's the point. It's the best divisive technique more than any of the others.

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Honor in Life, Glory in Death 2022-03-21 02:02:45

Oh my God someone finally addressed it.

Thank you Emp I look foreword to seeing you more targeted and cultural opinion pieces in the future.

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DukeSpook'Em 2022-01-09 17:03:57

If we still was granted the privilege of seeing an actual dislike counter, we couple compared like to dislikes on this video. Sadly we were deemed too stupid to handle that responsibility by the ministry of information.

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Mustard Bastard 2022-05-04 15:56:01

Browser extensions my brother

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belk 2022-06-21 12:35:29

It’s probably at 70k cuz last time I saw it (when dislikes weren’t removed) it had 65%

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Damien Maymdien 2021-11-01 05:26:17

This is what actual commentary should be like. You don't defend the senseless bashing and hostility towards certain topics even though you don't agree with them.

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Corey Downs 2022-01-06 20:37:29

@Ronnie Manuel Miranda Ortiz I see your point, but at some point, you have to refer to a group of people as something. Liberals who watch this video and are not crazed anarchists like the others won't get offended by it, because they're not crazy. Honestly, with the treatment the average Republican has gotten recently by those same people, the left could do with some humbling (AS A LEFTIST!). I dont understand the last of your point but I think at some point its okay to use the word liberals to describe those crazy people as long as you qualify it like emp did.

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J Maitland 2019-09-28 21:10:13

The closest I came to finding someone who liked Jimmy Kimmel was a friend of mine that insisted Jimmy Kimmel wasn't that bad who, as it turns out, was only doing so because she had confused him with Jimmy Fallon.

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Comicbookdude ! 2019-10-01 22:32:46

Min NSMH kek

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Deaf But Decent 2019-10-24 23:40:27

Send me a link if it's on this shitty site, ty

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Beu 2019-11-07 20:13:49

This comment just made me realize they're two different people

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Caboozled_Pie 2020-01-31 04:31:21

//Cassiopeya Plus\\ Yes, but compared to Kimmel? Nothing.

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peya's palace 2020-01-31 13:39:02

@Caboozled_Pie That is true.

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Kino 2020-02-02 15:09:33

@peya's palace yeah,but the guests make up for him

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JJ Casee 2020-02-12 17:59:55

o o f

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Vulpes Ailurus 2020-03-12 23:55:46

Fallon ain’t much better. In fact I think he’s actually worse.

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badfoody 2020-03-13 07:56:54 (edited 2020-03-13 07:57:07 )

Jimmy Fallon is bad

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McNoodleArms 2020-03-26 21:47:46

Fallon is even worse than Kimmel

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I don’t know anymore 2020-03-31 19:22:29

Lord Zaiden is there a good late night host?

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McNoodleArms 2020-03-31 22:00:32

@I don’t know anymore probably not but fallon is the worst of the worst

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Yoda 2020-04-06 04:42:59

Lord Zaiden Fallon relies on his guests for comedy, which I think is far better then relying on politics.

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icantthinkofaname 2020-04-07 07:21:34

Fallon seems like a nervous random dude who has no idea what the hell he’s supposed to be doing but I still find that less annoying than Kimmel’s non-stop smugness.

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Baki 2020-04-12 15:41:32

@I don’t know anymore Conan O'Brien?

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ComeOnCarl 2020-04-26 00:24:00

@I don’t know anymore There are a few, Conan O'brien, Seth Meyers, Graham Norton off the top of my head, but a ton of the mainstream ones seem to be unfunny hacks

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MexNYG93 2020-06-16 05:52:49

LMFAO 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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David Richardson 2020-07-04 01:42:57

From what I’ve heard is Fallon is bland boring centrist. And kimmel is a bland boring insufferable liberal

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Daisy Allin 2021-01-17 08:38:21

I hate Jimmy Fallon, too.

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Alosim1 2021-01-19 06:55:32

Fallon sucks too, but for different reasons

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Orcinus1967 2021-01-20 19:17:21

LOLOL.

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IceCreamJunkie 2021-01-27 22:24:04

They’re both bad

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brayden johnson 2021-02-07 00:28:34

i also did that but once i found out the difference between fallon and kimmel ive never made that mistake again

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Schroeders Current events 2021-02-16 14:37:48

That’s actually really funny

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Gromczar 2021-03-01 14:07:59

Just as crimg

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Ezra Fields 2021-03-01 19:45:42

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than listen to either Jimmy.

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Animation Nation 2021-03-05 08:23:50

I honestly don’t like Jimmy Fallon either but I do admire that he doesn’t get into politics as much and he has his moments and when he does it’s damn funny.

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wmmseo 2021-03-08 03:41:03

@peya's palace Fallon is worse. I don't know why but the guy makes me want to poke my eyes out and rip my ears off. Is it just me?

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peya's palace 2021-03-08 10:34:04

@wmmseo Nah, i hate Fallon as well. Dude's obnoxious AF.

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Nova741 2021-03-20 05:48:06 (edited 2021-03-20 05:49:53 )

Jimmy Fallon is a pretty respectable guy,and his content is not horrible.it's pretty good,by late night show standards.and I really appreciate his decision to not talk about politics in his show.however, Jimmy Kimmel,well..........











I can't stand him.and for the exact reasons emp brings up.

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RozyPoyo 2021-04-15 09:57:39

@I don’t know anymore conan. Apparently.

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The Brociopath 2021-04-15 19:38:11

Jimmy Fallon is pretty awful too. But he isn't quite as in your face with hypocritical grandstanding; so he has that going for him over Kimmel.

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theotherside 2021-04-20 10:44:13

@The Brociopath I could agree with that. But hey, At least Fallon doesn't get involved in politics because that would've been worse to have two Jimmies to be heavily involved in politics. It's not for me and everyone else who's interested in for that, just for those who like to start an argument but that's just me.

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James Ainsley 2021-04-26 23:36:01

I bet the have two talk show hosts with that same first name so that way people confuse them

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user.equalto.Null 2021-05-05 16:33:57

Lmao

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Dominic Del Principe 2021-05-06 13:09:01

Speaking of Fallon: I simply cannot stand the way he screams and yells his way through his show, and his horrible habit of one-upping or interrupting his guests to say something about himself... He really should have watched Carson to figure out how you really do it

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no special person 2021-06-03 12:20:26

Nice

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HeemanMcSpeed 2021-06-05 16:38:18

Lmao

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Butt Whole 2021-06-17 12:15:11

@HeemanMcSpeed haha lol

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Steven Reid 2021-06-28 20:24:41

Kimmel WISHES he could be half as funny as Fallon.

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EpicGhostShadow 2021-07-01 06:49:00

Ha

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Adolf Stalin 2021-07-05 20:57:24

Fallon is actually worse

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Raijin 2021-07-06 09:05:24

Jimmy Fallon is even worse imo

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Jack 2021-07-07 16:00:24

Ironically, Jimmy Fallon has also done black face.

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Blackliisted 2021-07-12 16:25:43

I did that too lmao

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Mateo Rios 2021-07-22 22:28:41

Jimmy fallon only got popular because of the Star wars Sequels and that's it!

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Extremelightning 2021-07-30 14:48:48

LMAOOOO

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Barack Obama The Pimp 2021-08-08 03:11:00

Fallon ain't that bad tbh

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:53:25

@peya's palace he’s cringey and kind of annoying but he’s seems kinda harmless compared to the other hosts

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:53:48

@Vulpes Ailurus he’s not worse, definitely not. He’s bad but not worse

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:54:39

@Baki Conan is the only universally liked host that I’ve found

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phantom ski 2021-08-31 04:23:03 (edited 2021-08-31 04:23:32 )

@Comicbookdude ! google translate says "I call it cake

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Leonardo 2021-09-21 13:57:44

to quote IH:
"Jimmy, Jimmy, female jimmy"

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Enderman 1214 2021-09-21 23:17:57

I´m dying... help.

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Awesomebacon 2022-02-20 10:31:06

I don’t know if that’s better or even worse

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Kujo 2021-12-28 01:42:51 (edited 2021-12-28 01:53:20 )

I couldn’t agree more. You’ve done a good job putting into words a feeling/thought process that is not easily defined.. When you mentioned the “odd looming feeling of disgust” that comes pretty close to hitting the mark. Disgust. Yes. I would like to throw out another topic that makes me feel the same way as Kimmel, and for me, its FAR worse.. The “Watch Mojo” type youtube channels. The youtube channels that are turning this once awesome platform into the gift-shop counter at Disney world. And its not just watchmojo, but all of the “celebrity watch” trash and the whole “Mr. Beast” phenomenon that is adding to the mental decline of the youth throughout the entire generation… Absolute DISGUST..

We just launched the James Webb Space Telescope. Probably The most important scientific moment / achievement of this generation, and NO-ONE GIVES A F.. Most ppl i speak to have no clue what im even talking about.. Its a f’n tragedy.
Wow did i get off-topic snd preachy..
Anyway.. Please do a video on the above.. Thx!

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:01:03

I agree with you in every statement. Personally, I think Mr. Beast is a pretty entertaining ytber and he seems like a good guy. He stated he wants to die broke. He is also giving money to other people. He just seems like a genuine, fun, nice guy. Other than that i completely agree with you.

I mean its still ur opinion im just stating mine

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TIMatDHG 2022-03-23 05:01:49

@I still cant think of a name i think his issue isnt mrbeast, its all the mr beast copycats who dont do anything original or helpful and are just trying to gain clout

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I still cant think of a name 2022-03-23 05:18:21

@TIMatDHG oh ok

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Flaming Pi 2022-04-24 14:10:28 (edited 2022-04-24 14:12:09 )

Y’know I totally agree
However I just think he’s simply emblematic of a larger trend or zeitgeist of unfunny overly sanitized popular culture
It’s nebulous and hard to explain
You feel it when people act like James cordon is funny and a good actor
You feel it when you watch Stephen Colbert
You feel it when you see memes and posts from major brands on social media
You feel it when you watch the infographics show or watch mojo and listen to their soulless voices rabble on about partially inaccurate sensationalized things
It’s the culture of the self congratulation of the Oscars
Of mindless celebrity worship on talk shows
Of political debates on CNN
Of that moment when news channels talk about memes and trends
Of the mr beast, current matpat, and dhar Mann
It’s so ineffably and fundamentally lame and trivial. It’s the auto fellatio of Hollywood
The filmy scum on the top of popular culture
It’s everything that’s popular because it’s popular and meant to be funny or heartwarming or interesting but just isn’t because it’s so fake and manufactured and their sincerity is all fake and their self awareness is all fake and only skims the surface of the surface of their bottomless shallowness and irrelevancy
It’s that particular qualia that reaffirms my faith in humanity when I see people who see through it all and tear it down with their righteous cynicism

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OxygenWaste 2022-03-11 07:09:53

Honestly, I wouldn't care if Jimmy Kimmel did these stereotypes and stupid stuff in his past, but the fact that he's such a hypocrite about those same things just drives me insane.

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Doctor Floyd 2021-11-26 22:06:49

I love your channel and respect the shit out of you, and this was a great video. But I gotta point out one thing you messed up, that men who rape people aren't usually convinced. Rape is very hard to prove, and most of the time it's witnesses. Or a he said she said thing, and a large majority of women don't even say anything, I know from experience and all the women I've gotten close with all have their own story, and I ask why not do anything, and it's because of how flawed rape trials are and how much needs to be fixed. It's sad and upsetting and this is a issue that has affecting me a lot personally, I wish you were right that they get justice but that is largely untrue.

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Alex 2022-03-23 15:40:36

Not to mention that he brings up sexual assault statistics as a response to a statement about sexual harassment. I scrolled down to see if there were any comments addressing this, and your comment was the closest I'd found. Responding to a statement about women facing sexual harassment everywhere by saying "I don't rape women" is a pretty bad look IMO.

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Robert Corso 2022-04-10 22:23:23

Thank you. EmpLemon is on point over just about everything he focuses on, but that part felt really jarring and poorly thought out. "I've never done _______" is not an argument that it doesn't happen lol.

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AmericanNightmare 2022-04-27 19:46:44

@Robert Corso well his point of using the whole “I haven’t done this” is his personal reason for not wanting to be personally scolded

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Gabe The Babe 2022-05-06 09:53:26

@Robert Corso Which is why YOU need to do better and not harass women. Do you see the point he was trying to make now? Re-read my first sentence and answer it as I were someone saying this to you specifically.

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The artificial stars 2021-10-04 16:18:30

His rant about obesity, veganism, factory farming, public School systems, and wars summed up in only about a few seconds all of my problems with American politics, and politicians

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podunkest 2022-06-08 07:04:23

Lil Wayne's mean tweet almost killed me, "Lil Wayne is what happens when you pour four loco on a Gremlin" - only thing ever associated with that show that really made me laugh. I hate Jimmy Kimmel, especially his grandstanding and politics/political commentary. You couldn't have been more accurate about basically everything, imo.

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Jesse Lee Phelps 2022-06-14 14:30:14

This is my favorite video on YouTube. No hyperbole. I wish I had the philosophical chops to formulate and wield such potent and poignant points of contention that plague our current socioeconomic landscape; and bring about change. In extraordinary typical fashion, well done sir. If political aspirations were to ever materialize in your future Mr. EmpLem, you’d have my vote ☝🏻✨💯🗳

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Sock 2022-04-24 09:04:47

I remember watching him as a teenager, and my memory of him is skewed because I fondly remember a couple of the segments he'd do, Lie Detective and Unnecessary Censorship, but I've barely seen anything of him on TV in recent years, and I know he seems to be a little too online, so I guess there's that

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Cryo Judgement 2020-10-22 03:48:10

Jimmy kimmel: "They actually watch other people play videogames!"
Also Jimmy kimmel: watches football

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LOL YOU HAVE AN ANIME PROFILE PIC 2020-12-08 16:47:13

@Lana Avrutova jelly

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Trollololololful 2021-01-04 11:48:10

Also Jimmy Kimmel: makes a career off of people watching him talk

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Sandra 2021-01-17 15:29:16

he tries to please a certain audience which relate to this joke. so although i find it ridiculous im not maaad.

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GloriousHotWingsJr 2021-02-04 21:18:27

If you have ever played and watched sports you would know what you are saying is foolish.

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Cryo Judgement 2021-02-04 23:49:31

@GloriousHotWingsJr Playing hockey and watching Hockey are 2 completely different experiences. If I watch hockey I can barely stay awake. When I play it. It feels like an out of body experience and I'm pushed to my limits. When i watch other people play video games it's either cause I'm interested in buying the game or I wanna see my favorite streamer/youtubers reaction to a game. If you had read your comment out loud you would see how foolish this entire comparison is.

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GloriousHotWingsJr 2021-02-05 00:13:26

@Cryo Judgement you literally said nothing to make me sound like an idiot. I know I that playing sports is more entertaining than watching it, I never said otherwise. But playing video games is often boring and watching someone play video games is just depressing. You literally said that watching someone else play video games is unentertaining and then said I was foolish for saying that. You admitted that you only watch people play a game for you to see if you like it or if it is a streamer you like. For sports it is the same if there are players or a team that you like watching or that they are just talented players and that’s why you enjoy watching them.

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Cryo Judgement 2021-02-05 00:21:44

@GloriousHotWingsJr with that logic if I watch sports I must be morbidly obese or a paraplegic. If I play sports I must be an athlete or superstar. For each person their experience with watching videogames/sports and playing videogames/sports is different. If a person who doesent shower and only knows people through videogames watches others play videogames for social experiences than that is sad, if I watch a youtuber/streamer to see them play a game for their take or to see the game itself that's passive and societally accepted. Watching someone play sports while obese and not being physically active whether because of a disablliltiy or you not being fit is sad. Watching someone else play sports while physically healthy and as entertainment is competetive and societally accepted. Each person's experience is different. You cant just categorize an act as objectively sad/boring/stupid because to that person it might be joyous/fun/inspiring. I could look at someone core apple's in a field all day and call it boring and stupid but to that farmer who uses those apples to feed a community it's important and fun. Not everything is governed by your view of what is right and wrong, fun and boring, stupid and enjoyable. Each humans experience is different when experiencing something. Its part of the human condition.

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GloriousHotWingsJr 2021-02-05 00:31:25

@Cryo Judgement Again you fail to understand me, I said I it is depressing I didn’t say that if you watch people play games you are depressed. Those two things are different. And I guess all that nonsense you just wrote could be summarized as agree to disagree? I am not sure it is very difficult to understand you. But I still know that watching sports is very different to watching someone else play video games. I personally like playing sports more than watching it and I enjoy playing video games much more than watching someone else play it.

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Cryo Judgement 2021-02-05 00:41:17

@GloriousHotWingsJr goes were talking about 2 different things because I fail to see how that doesent answer your comment but to summarize. Each person has a different way of experiencing things. You and I have drastic views on this subject so neither of our views on these actions matter because each person sees their actions a completely different way than another person does. I find watching people play games fun, you dont. I find watching sports a waste of time, you dont. I get your point about people watching sports for more talented people and the competetive nature of it but you speak in absolutes and word it such that your opinion is objective fact. And the adjective "depressing" means that it makes you depressed, or it makes an impression upon a solid Surface. I'm assuming you meant the first.

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GloriousHotWingsJr 2021-02-05 01:13:36

@Cryo Judgement so you started a fight just to say we will disagree no matter what happens.

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Cryo Judgement 2021-02-05 01:26:45

@GloriousHotWingsJr misworded my point in the third comment, neither of our perspectives are correct. When using "matter" that means we agree to disagree, but I'm not saying that.

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GloriousHotWingsJr 2021-02-05 01:46:27

@Cryo Judgement well you are not advancing the argument in any way. Also by the way if you enjoy watching video games where there is like zero differences than ones own play through unlike a sports season.

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Cryo Judgement 2021-02-05 01:57:16

@GloriousHotWingsJr everyone plays them differently
Bioshock is a game that was crafted in such a way that it is literally impossible for 2 separate playthroughs to ever follow the same path. Literally every part of the game is built to be a variable

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 12:58:23

Boomer mode: Ativated.

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Heather Perleberg 2021-02-24 00:00:12

@Driver SPB so is watching people play games

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Driver SPB 2021-02-24 00:19:07

@Heather Perleberg yah

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Waffles.7z 2021-02-26 19:26:27

@Egg T sorry but i do

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Jake_ From_State 2021-02-27 16:23:08

Both are pretty sick tbh

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Bruno Actis 2021-02-28 23:05:50

It is sooooooo different. There are very few games that work for the comparison, like Kenshi or Crusader Kings.

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Bruno Actis 2021-02-28 23:09:52 (edited 2021-02-28 23:10:07 )

@Sandra My afraid angels on angel dust(?

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Cryo Judgement 2021-03-01 15:21:12

@Bruno Actis not even remotely are they different.

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Boris The Anteater 2021-03-01 18:44:52

Genuinely surprised this wasn't just another thread of gamers and sports addicts undermining each other. This made my day lol

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Boris The Anteater 2021-03-03 02:59:10

I spoke too soon

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Cryo Judgement 2021-03-03 13:24:47

@Boris The Anteater lmaoo

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Frank Poole 2021-03-03 21:38:56

I watch both lol

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Konkov 2021-03-19 02:13:55

He knows no one under 40 watches him

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T3zlaGM 2021-03-24 16:04:30

i like that one

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Boris The Anteater 2021-04-29 02:22:28

Lol they deleted their comment

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Hurri 2021-08-20 22:23:39

@GloriousHotWingsJr opinions exist my guy

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Lizzy Trip 2021-08-28 07:28:41

@Cryo Judgement "why would you want to watch Michel Jordan play basketball, you can make every 1/10 3 pointers" "why would you want to watch a pro gamer speed run a game? You can slowly work your way through it" these are literally the same arguement for 2 different mediums. Saying "watching someone play video games is depressing" is the same as saying "watching someone play sports is depressing" both are ok to enjoy.

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Koala Sandwich 2021-11-29 18:53:41

Boomer hypocracy at its finest.

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Sakura 2022-04-13 14:23:56

This is why I love John Oliver. He does political content and is clearly leftist, but he actually researches and backs up his points. Instead of just 'Trump bad' he details where hes gone wrong and why hes bad (and many other things). Its where I get most of my global news from

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KodaDoggo 2022-04-27 14:13:46

This video was way too long to never have mentioned him. big slip up imo

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Mother of Pearls 2022-05-02 03:17:19

My only problem with John Oliver is that he rarely offers solutions to the problems he points out, and he is very selectively biased when choosing what problems to address.

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Richard0915 2022-05-02 20:05:27

The problem is that he consistently gets facts incorrect. I would suggest not watching a comedian for global news because thats just kinda sad

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World weary wombat 2022-05-03 15:57:31 (edited 2022-05-04 01:37:03 )

He backs up what he says, but it's still entertainment. It's written in a way to make you feel engaged, but he panders to a particular audience so much sometimes. He tells people who already agree what they want to hear, and alienates the other side that could benefit from hearing opposing view points. You don't change minds by making fun.

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Soda Pup 2021-10-14 17:06:00

This was an excellently thought-out and edited masterpiece. I had never seen all these ideas I personally felt so well put together. This video is a good slap-in-the-face for our culture. It inspires me to volunteer in my community to actually make a positive difference for society, instead of being a weirdo who uses social media to espouse biases and soak in them.

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Desmond Attah 2022-04-09 20:10:24

Desmond is such a good guy. Humble enough to be relatable yet still cool enough to provide an inspirational public figure for the masses. He should have his own talk show.

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cocaineinmyvein 2021-10-01 18:34:05

Try watching Trevor Noah. I've never been able to make it past 5 minutes. It's so aggressively unfunny that my brain hurts trying to understand how he still has the job.

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ARC Commander CT-420 2021-10-12 18:40:02

How about seth meyers xP

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diane ridley 2021-10-14 12:49:05

@ARC Commander CT-420 He is the best of the four

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ARC Commander CT-420 2021-10-14 18:06:45

@diane ridley But does he have a stimulating south african accent? Like, if im going to be reminded of the dystopian scifi madhouse we’re all in at least try to sound like the narrator! With Seth Meyers im just in a really shitty adam sandler movie.
“Hey, butthead. H-h-hee-he-heh-hee. Trumpsux! Heheeeheehe*fidget*” - Seth Meyers

“Darkness has befallen our western democratic experiment because my friends cuz…Duhnold Tromp!” - Trevor Noah

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diane ridley 2021-10-16 01:26:17

@ARC Commander CT-420 Meyers, Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon, Corden, Noah... there's someone for everyone

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tyhach D 2021-10-25 03:55:07

I’ve made it through 6 minutes of Trevor Noah at the expense of my ears

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Red 2021-10-28 06:44:31

@diane ridley kmi pre order of oo

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Guy Fieri 2021-11-09 14:19:48

Whenever I get ads for his show I’ll turn off my volume for just those 15 seconds

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Sad Platinum 2021-11-09 23:31:41

To be fair he inherited a inherently political show, his content can’t NOT be political, so it’s not quiet the same. But he’s also just horribly unfunny

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Guy Fieri 2021-11-09 23:34:44

@ARC Commander CT-420 shout out to Christina Applegate

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ARC Commander CT-420 2021-11-10 12:43:24

@Guy Fieri Do you believe in society’s lies?!!

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L.Perpenhente 2021-11-15 13:31:23

I only watched the Daily Show with Trevor Noah because of the fact that seeing American News in a "Comedy" show is a really funny idea especially when you aren't American

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snsmystic 2022-02-15 00:58:49

@shuykran 100% But that's what happens when you sell your soul (figuratively) for fame in this world. You don't go with what's right but what's popular.

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Kade Secretan 2021-05-12 14:12:38

“Inbreeding of ideas” is actually a really good way to describe the political discussion going on today

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Gregory Mirabella 2021-08-29 03:44:43

@Afrizal Daniswara Ali exactly like that, only with more bullying.

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Joe King 2021-10-22 17:30:48

I like it; like echo chamber but far more scathing.

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Big Brain 2022-02-24 17:28:53

the political discussion that’s been going on forever*

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Thomas Cofer 2022-03-09 03:20:11

Yo

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Bill Rich 2022-03-22 16:26:13

“Actually”.

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Some Guy 2022-04-29 22:04:39

@Big Brain Do politicians really talk about their political views on television anymore? at least on the mainstream news I mean.

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MrSeal6 2021-12-27 06:35:55

This was a great video. Perfectly describes the downward spiral in sanity over the past few years

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rAndy christmas 2022-01-09 01:25:23

people get away with sex crimes every day. victims not speaking up is an ongoing problem

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awkwardcultism 2022-03-18 02:04:37

Yeah and there are still slaves in every country in the world.
Any other depressing, completely irrelevant factoids you'd like to spew?

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awkwardcultism 2022-03-18 02:18:23

My last comment may have been a little more acidic than I'd intended. I'm leaving it up anyway, it's how I felt in the moment.
I'm sure you mean well, but surely there has to be a better way to do activism than posting comments about rape on random unrelated YouTube videos.

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rAndy christmas 2022-03-18 10:30:22

@awkwardcultism lol thanks for the clarification, i don’t mind the heat. i don’t feel like going through and finding out exactly what he said that gave me reason to comment but it was something that made it seem like victims not speaking up about rape isn’t an ongoing problem

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LovenRazu 2022-03-20 06:07:30

@rAndy christmas probably was when he brought up the rapes per 1k people graph

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Lessar 2022-05-08 10:38:43

Okey the problem is. The criticue was about he said EVERYONE was a rapist. Not that there is no problem

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Francis Lee 2022-04-06 08:22:44

Very well-articulated, coherent video.

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Well Flux Me 2022-03-22 01:00:13

Not gonna lie, at first the talk about angry liberals made me cringe especially since I consider myself pretty far left, but damn you opened my eyes as to how fucking annoying the SJW and emotional manipulators are. Thank you for this.

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123 123 2020-08-24 23:45:35

He’s like the kid who thinks he’s super funny because he made like 3 people laugh

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Gene Takovic 2020-12-09 19:32:01

Storm Weather Quinoa

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Connor P 2021-01-13 17:36:33

That was me.

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Luke Klopfer 2021-01-25 20:21:04

And its not even his joke haha

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Luke Klopfer 2021-01-25 20:22:12

@Connor P yeah i went through a phase like that in 4th grade lol

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kaiju 2021-01-29 13:05:11

@Luke Klopfer same bro

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Ghostmotorfinger 2021-02-09 06:08:46

Excellent analogy.

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Mik 2021-02-17 21:00:43

And these people have a terrible sense of humour.

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Jason 2021-02-27 06:26:23

lmao if i was paying people to laugh at me i would think i’m the shit too😂

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Bruno Actis 2021-02-28 22:43:26

Only that he makes millions of people laugh, for some reason.

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Mik 2021-03-01 05:34:53

@Bruno Actis Top 10 mysteries scientist haven't solved yet

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monkeybrain 2021-05-15 17:06:33

All of us where that kid at some point

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JohnnyKlebitzRevenge 2021-05-18 13:07:33

ThAt'S nOt a HiT aNd rUn, tHaT's a RuN aNd HiT iS wHaT iT iS

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Timber Lin 2021-06-02 07:08:19

kimmel is the guy from the polar express

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Leonardo 2021-09-21 14:03:08

@Connor P same bro

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PETRIXXX 2021-10-08 22:53:00

Me in 5th-7th grade

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akinacrid 2022-03-09 20:42:39

That was me in 6th grade, until I realised that they'd laugh at literally anything as long as it was loud and random enough

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Michael McGehee 2022-03-15 17:04:24

This video just made you my favorite youtuber. Sensational content as always, Emp

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YouSayWhatNow 2022-03-17 21:41:02

Three years later, and it would seem not much has changed for the better with pop culture, and that almost everything in general is worse

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Kane Riebeling 2021-11-18 04:11:06

This is one of the most well crafted pieces of media ever

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sponge boob 2021-10-10 21:31:03 (edited 2021-10-10 21:34:57 )

26:15 notice how he changes the subject as soon as a actual discussion about a politician besides trump is about to start

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Thomas Ratigan 2021-04-13 10:03:38

Rosanne literally told people to go vote if they don't like something and Jimmy called her crazy.

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L. Wolf 2021-06-02 23:23:54

Rosanne of all people is probably the most level headed of the Hollywood liberals. Has to say something about the state of Hollywood.

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musicwelikemang 2021-07-06 01:06:47

@L. Wolf Roseanne isnt a liberal. She's libertarian.
Lol. Just because someone was in hollywood doesnt automatically make them a liberal.

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VZ A 2021-07-25 08:49:05

@musicwelikemang whats the diference?

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Dillion Lee 2021-08-20 19:39:07 (edited 2021-08-20 19:39:22 )

@Unnecessary Apostrophe no that, thats just not what any of that means what are you talking about

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Mushroomanjc c 2021-08-24 07:27:14

@Dillion Lee kinda his point. Thats not what any of that means and yet thats what they think

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Mushroomanjc c 2021-08-24 07:27:29

@Dillion Lee kinda his point. Thats not what any of that means and yet thats what they think

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Clark C 2021-08-25 18:01:02

@VZ A must be nice

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FYCY 2021-09-04 04:01:22

@Caleb Peterson apparently everyone is so I guess that really doesn't mean much.

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Caleb Peterson 2021-09-04 04:05:32

@Wu Zi Mu She compared a black woman to an ape.

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TridonsTrident 2021-09-04 04:11:27

@Caleb Peterson Link? I wanna see how serious it is.

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FYCY 2021-09-04 15:55:46

@Caleb Peterson the tweet was about Valerie Jarrett look her up before just blindly fallowing what Twitter says. Maybe she didn't know she was black.

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BullBoy Adventures 2021-09-04 23:24:22

Uh no, she said to vote for the side she thinks is good, not to vote in general. Apparently conservatives hate Hollywood celebrities but have no problem with those that preach their agenda

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WeflyHigh 2021-09-07 02:16:17

I mean, jimmy is unfunny, but Roseanne is crazy

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WeflyHigh 2021-09-07 02:17:09

@Unnecessary Apostrophe libertarians are far right, idk who told you otherwise but they were wrong 😂

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BullBoy Adventures 2021-09-07 02:33:09

@Neiasaurus Creations that's the spirit!

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Neiasaurus Creations 2021-09-07 04:01:31

@BullBoy Adventures Reading it back I went off hard lol. But I guess the frustration of the last like 6 years of extreme political BS from both sides has caused my patience for democrat or republican brain to boil over.

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LucasIsHere 2021-10-08 21:08:50

@Unnecessary Apostrophe As a Libertarian myself, Libertarians can be on any side, for example, I'm fairly right wing, but pretty moderate. Being a Libertarian only means you believe in a smaller government, but you can be on either side of political spectrum.

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Bobby Van Stone 2021-10-10 05:45:03

Well, if today’s rosanne isn’t crazy, then I don’t know what is

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Mathy Don 2021-10-10 05:50:53

@Bobby Van Stone Roseanne saying something reasonable at one point and then Jimmy calling her crazy are two unrelated things. I’m sure Roseanne says lots of reasonable things, no one is calling her crazy for those statements… they call her crazy for all the crazy statements she makes.

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Mathy Don 2021-10-26 21:56:58

@SaintCharlez Productions™ Kimmel is significantly less funny that Donald Turnip the failed former gameshow host. All Jimmy does is just read the stupid things Donald does and says and it’s comedy

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Bogdanmeoff 2021-10-29 10:45:28 (edited 2021-10-29 10:49:38 )

@Unnecessary Apostrophe That is just not true. Liberalism and Libertarianism are two completely different ideologies (in todays world). Libertarians are for more privatization, and personal liberties. Liberals are for more government support and state healthcare. These are completely conflicting ideas.

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john butler 2021-11-09 06:38:52

@LucasIsHere holy shit you actually answered it I was looking for this

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Big Brain 2022-01-22 21:11:14

i mean voting doesn’t really change anything for the most part

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Nathan Kay 2022-03-17 13:38:39

Roseanne has said other things too lol, much of which is pretty crazy

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Sptflcrw 2022-03-22 12:50:01

@Big Brain what a horrible take. The problem is that everyone has that thought, and you end up with lots of potential meaningful votes not being cast

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Lord Rat Hut 2022-03-31 05:17:17

@VZ A libertarian is a right leaning centrist basically

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Wandering the Wastes 2022-04-08 03:14:26 (edited 2022-04-08 03:15:04 )

@Lord Rat Hut thinking about libertarianism/authoritarianism in terms of a ‘left’ and ‘right’ just ain’t it. For all the huge problems with the political compass, at least they acknowledged that much.

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Allan Shpeley 2022-04-15 11:29:55

@Lord Rat Hut You guys really need to do your homework. Libertarians are SOUTH on the political compass. They prefer freedom over authoritarianism and individualism over collectivism. The extreme version of libertarians would be considered anarchists, in opposition to totalitarianism. Libertarians can either be left, right or centrist.

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deathstr1ker6666 2021-12-01 14:00:51

Way back when Kimmel first got his show I was becoming an adult and watching late night TV was new to me ( strict parents growing up). I got into Kimmel but shortly became turned off by him for many of the reasons you listed. Sucking up to celebs, stale humor, and overbearing negativity. All these years later your video is blowing my mind with the similar observations.

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🦅•°¹⁷⁷⁶°•🇺🇸 2021-10-04 08:04:44

Such a brilliant, honest, and well-rounded video. Thank you for your common sense views on politics— more American need to think like you: RATIONALLY. ✌️🤍🇺🇸

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Jackson Boyer 2022-04-07 15:44:29

"I refuse to believe there are any diehard Jimmy Kimmel fans" well there are people whose entire personality boils down to "The Office is my favorite show," so it's really not entirely unbelievable.

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Eagle 2021-09-30 19:05:13

I'm very impressed by the thoroughness of the logic behind this video and how it is even more relevant today.

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Loading Screen 2019-09-23 02:04:42

Can we talk about how Kimmel gets to host the Oscars despite performing Black Face and a sexual assault segment for comedy, yet Kevin Hart gets booted for a homophobic tweet from about 10 years ago. Sounds like some racism might actually be involved as well when you think about it.

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Pierre Sihite 2019-10-03 13:00:05 (edited 2019-10-22 12:46:55 )

as they say "rules for thee, not for me"
Edit:Heres another line
"It's okay to be different, so long as your different in the same way we are"

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Loading Screen 2019-10-04 05:10:09

Pierre Sihite basically

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Corrosive 2019-10-18 14:45:04

Lol these people are racist. It isn't a question.

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-18 11:49:30

@Corrosive Who's racist? Doing blackface doesn't make you racist. Racism is a belief, making one joke CANNOT make you racist.

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Corrosive 2019-12-21 08:02:47

@TheSP33DFREAK not Kimmel, the people running things

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Corrosive 2019-12-21 08:03:06

🧝🏻‍♂️

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-21 08:09:45

@Corrosive oh, I didn't know who you were talking about.

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Corrosive 2019-12-21 08:13:35

@TheSP33DFREAK okay so apologize

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-21 08:36:47

@Corrosive You don't need to apologise. It's cool. It was just a mix up. LoL.

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Corrosive 2019-12-21 08:39:31

@TheSP33DFREAK ? I'm telling you to apologize to me

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-21 09:04:24

@Corrosive Nah. You apologize to me

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-21 10:25:50

@David Eze Dude, what are you talking about. Nothing in my comment is misinformed. Racism is a belief, it's a belief that your race is superior than others. A joke cannot be racist, because a joke cannot have an opinion. A joke cannot have a belief. A joke is inanimate.

"no one probably listens to you in real life" you criticize me for jumping the gun, and then you make extremely wild speculation.

You can criticize my IQ all you want, I really don't care about your opinion.

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-21 13:10:43

@David Eze Woah dude, just checked out a video on your channel. You are a Christian? Hmmmmm. I don't think god would want you being so rude to me??? AND YOU TALK ABOUT PHILOSOPHY!!!!! holy shit, I must be talking to a well educated man. My IQ IS NO MATCH FOR THE NIGERIAN SOCIAL CLIMATE GURU GAMER PHILSOPHER.

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Adam E 2020-02-02 07:08:06

@LEE People aren't happy with him, but per usual, nobody reports on it much. Not Fox, not CNN, Not ABC, not MSNBC.


If it makes for money and sells the political ideology of whatever side you're on, then it's okay. Otherwise, they shit on you.

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ignaeon 2020-02-02 21:29:53

@LEE Oh, there's so much more than that. he's a left leaning trump, if everything you had heard about trump was true. and he not only got away with all of it, over 30% of Canadians decided to put him back into power, despite multiple actions which should have destroyed his support base.

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Jarred2200 2020-02-06 06:34:22

@Jackson Halsall my black friend disagrees

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Robert Gaudet 2020-03-01 22:39:19

@LEE Canadians have totally different standards, clearly. I honestly think they're living in the past with the shear amount of claiming they're diverse and so forth while being 90% white. It's like a weird parody of the 40s. 'We're perfect over here, nothing to see, nothing to see at all! sorree to bother you!'

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puckry 2020-03-29 17:06:14

@Jackson Halsall as for my I don't care after most African don't get offended due to not knowing the history behind blackface.

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USS Liberty 2020-07-28 20:47:28

Kevin Hart's hats aren't small enough.

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Charlie Harrington 2020-08-16 14:57:30

DJ MC uh... yes

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:32:54 (edited 2020-12-07 00:32:29 )

sexual or racial humor in online social media gets silenced or treated as a crime all too often. These social media platforms are anti-humor, anti-first amendment and overly PC. They try to decide what is and isn't ok to joke about, which in turn makes everyone more on edge and afraid to tell jokes and have a sense of humor. Can we not laugh about anything anymore? Truly disgusting how the big tech social media platforms like twitter and even youtube claim to be about tolerance but behind the scenes are actually supporting the opposite.

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-06 23:23:52

@clerp freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-06 23:25:57

@clerp Also to quote a comment that I read on a different video: "Often I hear that comedy should have no boundaries. When judging the ethics of comedy, it comes to two simple questions; "Who are we laughing With, and who are we laughing At?" If we are laughing With Predators and laughing At Victims, there is something deeply wrong with that comedy."

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Cosmic space thing 2021-01-07 17:40:46

He’s probably not even homophobic anymore

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clerp 2021-01-08 02:39:42 (edited 2021-01-28 22:44:46 )

@kittykittybangbang i agree, but i dont see why ppl getting their panties in a bunch about sexual/racial humour means someone has to lose their job or formally apologize

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-08 02:44:36

@clerp I agree too, however you have to realize that actions speak louder than words, so you look more to person's actions than their words to see if they're really truly racist or homophobic or truly sorry.

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clerp 2021-01-08 02:59:25

@kittykittybangbang again i agree, not sure what made you think i was saying the opposite, lol 🍑💨

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Krzysztof Bonda 2021-01-18 11:17:53

This makes me nostalgic for the times Billy Crystal or Chevy Chase hosted it.

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clerp 2021-01-18 23:28:57

@Adam E exactly how biden got elected

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clerp 2021-01-18 23:31:53

@Random Dude literally what every single liberal argument boils down to

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Orcinus1967 2021-01-20 19:16:39

Smells like...hypocrisy.

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:40:36

@Pierre Sihite Facts

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:42:05

@Corrosive Facts. They pander to China as well, where there is clear racism against black ppl and every other person that's not chinese plus persecution of religious people like uighurs

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Corrosive 2021-02-20 21:50:52

@Gagliardi Vex well the powers that be have been selling our country to china so keep on expecting it

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Anifsky 2021-03-22 10:49:01

@LEE no, in canada, The Left and Right ABSOLUTELY riddiculed Justin Trudeau (Canada) for his blackface. Even the LIBerals acknowledged it.

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Flight Train11 2021-04-02 16:45:07

He’s a hypocrite

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Photek24 2021-04-12 15:48:12

@Anifsky here in America Trudeau is seen as a role model who's done no wrong

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nic magtaan 2021-05-09 17:06:09

i dont know what to feel about it sincd he is impersonating karl malone.... idk

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 17:36:12

@Jarred2200 Well history disagrees with your friend.

How is blackface a joke? Please, tell me what's funny about it. Is it funny because they're pretending to be black? How is that funny? Please, explain to me where the humor is, because to me it kinda just sounds like "Black people, amirite?"

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 17:39:32

@clerp I believe that nothing is off limits, but context matters. It's as simple as that. There's a wrong time and place for literally everything and people need to learn to read a fucking room before making edgier jokes.

For example, making a joke about a dead loved one. A friend of mine makes jokes about her dad being dead all the time, so it's fair game. But doing it at his fucking funeral would be fucked up. It's all about context.

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Jarred2200 2021-05-09 17:46:58

@Aria Jacobs it was bait brother. And the funny comes in when people get baited by the black face. If I was trying to offend someone, I would get way more enjoyment offending a white person that has no reason to be offended than I would a black person.

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Jarred2200 2021-05-09 17:49:27

@Aria Jacobs and the line gets kinda blurred when your black friends are extremely edgy in humor.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 19:51:37

@Jarred2200 That's true. But if someone says they're not okay with a joke, there's your answer. In the case of black face, there is literally no context where that's okay because of it's history and what it represents, especially from a celebrity who is showing it to an entire country. Imagine if Bill Gates dressed up as Hitler and mocked Jews on live television. Not funny.

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clerp 2021-05-09 20:04:06 (edited 2021-05-09 21:42:51 )

@Aria Jacobs political parties aren't tied to race, so no

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clerp 2021-05-09 20:05:04

@Aria Jacobs the problem is that we're putting that negative history on a pedestal and saying its the only history that matters

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Jarred2200 2021-05-09 21:16:03

@Aria Jacobs that’s where you’re not listening to me. If bill gates dressed as hitler and made fun of Jews than its somewhat problematic (even though if you jump through some hoops you could probably make it tasteful.) If he made fun of hitler while dressed as hitler, no one has an issue. I’m saying if you do black face and make fun of white people it could possibly be funny and not so bad.

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Jarred2200 2021-05-09 21:20:00

And also why does 1 person possibly being offended trump others possible enjoyment?

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 21:30:56

@Jarred2200 Agreed, but it's still a very sensitive thing that would be very difficult to do right, so difficult that it's probably better not to attempt it until people learn how to do it right.

Kimmel did not do it right. It wasn't funny, nor was it clever or well done. It was just racist.

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clerp 2021-05-09 21:44:49

@Aria Jacobs so you're saying if a joke isn't funny, then it's racist? i think that just makes it unfunny...

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 22:06:06

@clerp If you're going to tell an offensive joke, it should be funny. Without the comedic value it's just offensive.

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Jarred2200 2021-05-09 22:40:08

@Aria Jacobs well we need people test the waters until one figures it out. Someone’s bound to do it. I mean maybe Robert Downey Jr is probably the only one that had some interesting commentary when it comes to black face. I wouldn’t be surprised if in the next 10 years black face is more commonly used in comedy. I mean the pendulum always swings back harder. Just look at politics as a reference.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-09 23:39:53

@Jarred2200 We already know it's a sensitive topic and most people can understand how shittily Kimmel did it, so I don't think those were waters that needed to be tested. I imagine it could become commonplace, but I highly doubt it ever will, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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clerp 2021-05-10 01:26:18

@Aria Jacobs Offense can be taken to anything though, because it, like humour, is subjective. So unless you wanna have even more comedy police, I think people just need to get thicker skin and quit being offended by everything.

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-16 13:08:40

@puckry pretty sure everyone who doesn’t live under a rock knows it’s racist.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-16 13:28:45

@clerp That's not what this is. You think if someone says the n-word and just labels it as a joke people aren't allowed to be upset about it? There's a right and wrong way to do dark humor, and people get upset when you do it wrong. That's an inherent risk of dark humor. People aren't being sensitive, you're just being insensitive.

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clerp 2021-05-16 17:07:08

@Aria Jacobs At some point, we have to take into account people are able to control their emotions, so we don't end up always justifying someone being offended at a "ur mom" joke. That's how all this [overly PC can't joke about anything] shit got started.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-05-20 15:02:54

@clerp What you're doing is trying to invalidate the feelings of others. Other people are allowed to feel offended by jokes, and instead of telling them to stop being offended you should take their feelings into account, try to understand why they feel the way they do, and attempt to resolve the issue. Maybe they're just not okay with that kind of joke, so don't tell it around them. Of course, it's different on the internet, so the most you can really to is apologize for any unintended offense caused and move on. You don't have to retract the joke, but at least understand that the people getting upset have the right to be, just like you have the right to tell the joke in the first place.

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clerp 2021-05-20 20:31:13

@Jarred2200 my sides hurting from laughing also disagree

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:57:38

That's cancel culture for you. Only the rich and powerful are special and have the "right" to bully everyone else below them to make feel better about themselves. Insert JTHM quote here

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kittykittybangbang 2021-05-27 19:55:01

@newyorkfan16 Why yes Donald Trump subscriber

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newyorkfan16 2021-05-27 20:04:18

@kittykittybangbang Acutally i'm an American subscriber, not just a DOnald Trump fan . I go by my nationality instead of my political affiliation, but thank you. and GBA (God Bless America).

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:15:27

@Corrosive some1 doesn't need to apologize for that lmao

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:16:31

@TheSP33DFREAK lol he deleted his comment. I agree that a joke cannot have a belief BUT jokes are forged by beliefs (your biases determine what jokes you decide to make)

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:16:45

@MooGoblin it can't an opinion can influence a joke tho

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:17:54

@Aria Jacobs fax

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donny 2022-05-07 16:42:50

@TheSP33DFREAK Black face isn't a joke, black face no matter the context is and will always be an expression of racism. The problem with America is that unlike South Africa where the racism is open and bare faced, America's racism is subtle, they do stuff like this for shits and giggles but in the end if you attempt to do something even similar to blackface then you're downplaying the seriousness of racism and you're being racist yourself for condoning or being apart of it.

Humour isn't always subjective or inanimate it can be an expression of people's true feelings, the KKK can call black men and women atrocious things and laugh about it but that doesn't make what they're saying and doing not objectively wrong.

Dark humour and the structure of jokes similar to that genre is meant to not make light of a serious topic but to transcend whatever pain, misery and suffering that was there and turn it on itself, showing the absurdity of the human condition and all the bullshit we've done to ourselves. Black face isn't dark humour, it can't be counted as such because its a physical act of expression, that expression is the open opinion that you think black people are joke, that they're animals, that they're not human, it's making fun of their features and mimicking then because you personally find it hilarious but objectively that is wrong, because you're doing it because you hate black people and you want to make fun of them. That's black facing, that's the definition of it so stfu.

TL;DR Black face isn't a joke, it's plain racism and you have no understanding about how jokes or the structure of humour works in the context of modern society you bozo.

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Lets Get Smarted 2021-09-01 06:45:05

today i learned Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are 2 different people

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GraybeardGamer 2021-12-13 15:01:14

Lol…..only because you admit it……..the exact same goes for me

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Themos 2021-10-28 04:11:30

Jimmy Kimmel's biggest fan is the one that forgot Jimmy Fallon's last name

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Eris 2021-09-29 05:04:28

I think finding myself agreeing politically with Roseanne Barr because the alternative is calling any attempt to fix our government instead of just complaining about it "crazy" summarizes the Jimmy Kimmel experience better than anything else I can think of.

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Absolute Ryan 2022-01-30 18:43:41 (edited 2022-01-30 18:45:14 )

I enjoyed the topic of this video, and I myself am not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, I also enjoy most of your videos on your channel, but the point you made about race relations not existing is completely false. I don’t believe jokes can be considered racist either, but you used Obama winning the election of 2008 and 2012 as being a reason for racism no longer existing. Which is unfortunately an extremely common misconception that has dwelled for years, there are several instances of people of color being killed by police officers due to their skin color and stereotypes often associated with them. And also you claimed that racism is just an opinion, yet that is an extremely ignorant statement, racism can lead to violence and bitter hatred towards people, that can no longer be excused as just an opinion. When Obama had won the election people had assumed racism was a thing of the past and people tried to stop talking about it ( like Morgan Freeman had suggested) however this has still lead to several killings towards minorities. I think you made good points throughout this video, however that was one that wasn’t entirely backed correctly.

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Absolute Ryan 2022-01-30 18:53:16

Also, this is just an assumption, but I can guess you are against cancel culture, which benefits from taking actions or statements made by people years ago, and try to wipe their career away for that, yet you are using Jimmy Kimmel’s blackface sketch from years ago as an example of why Jimmy himself may be racist currently.

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stars 2022-04-13 21:16:24

THNK U

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Richard0915 2022-05-02 20:02:06

He explicitly said that racism exists and is an issue, but just not nearly to the extent that people think it is. There is a fraction of the population that is racist, but it is a fraction that is very hard to come by. People are so devoid of meaning in today's world due to a terribly successful secularist movement that they have to create and project problems for them to solve just to give themselves a purpose and something to work towards in life.
Also, you said in that paragraph that calling racism an opinion is ignorant because it can lead to violence. You have to have some short-circuiting up there to actually believe this. Religion is an opinion: religion causes bitter hatred and violence (al-Qaeda, ISIS, and Christian Crusades to name a few). Politics are opinions: politics cause bitter hatred and violence(literally every war, oh and don't forget Twitter). Whether or not you like a movie or not is an opinion, and guess what? That opinion can cause bitter hatred and violence too(I lost a friend by saying I hated Star Wars and thought it was a stupid franchise).
Also, I forget the correct statistic, but it goes something like cops are more likely to kill unarmed white people than black people proportional to the amount of violent crimes they commit. Also, I can guarantee that I can rebut ANY "racist cop" story you can come up with besides OJ Simpson and Ahmaud Arbery.

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ArctixHype 2019-12-11 03:25:01 (edited 2020-01-11 04:39:44 )

"Go out and actually vote"

Jimmy Kimmel: That's pretty crazy

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Tidy Heidi 2020-01-11 04:37:07

Beanz Arctix “Instead of complaining you should try voting.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “But that would require actually doing something.”

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Vinnis Vidya 2020-03-03 01:36:53

if voting worked, we wouldn't be able to do it

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Joe 2020-03-28 06:19:44

He lost the popular vote

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Saturn 2020-04-03 10:19:04

@Joe
4 years later, still obsessing Trumpy all the time, AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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BlazingBlight 2020-04-06 02:21:36

@Saturn You having a mental breakdown there my guy?

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Datachu 2020-05-06 03:53:19

@BlazingBlight Who wouldn't, poor guy's had to sit through 4 whole years of Jimbo TDS seizuring live on stage

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Random Internet User 2020-05-14 07:03:08

@Joe yeah, but do you know who also lost the election but still have the popular vote? Bernie sanders. so it's fair game that Trump won even if he didn't have the popular vote

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Nathan Levesque 2020-05-31 01:03:44

@Vinnis Vidya Y'know voter suppression is a thing right? People are prevented from voting because it can work. That's also why gerrymandering is such a huge thing and why the Electoral College is still around. Anything it takes to make votes worthless is done.

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Vinnis Vidya 2020-05-31 01:16:57

that's what I was gettin' at

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Gaige Grosskreutz's missing bicep 💪 2020-06-10 03:50:37

@Nathan Levesque the electoral college is very, very easy to understand. If it wasn't around, the only thing that would matter at election time would be gender neutral bathrooms in California. I take it u live in one of the big cities with millions of people?

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Nathan Levesque 2020-06-10 04:07:02

@Gaige Grosskreutz's missing bicep 💪 None of what you just said indicates that I should take you seriously. If you can't understand the value of democracy then you aren't equipped to vote.

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Nathan Levesque 2020-06-23 13:22:54 (edited 2020-06-23 13:23:30 )

@Austin Kilgore Most states are already ignored completely. That's driven both by the electoral cycle and the distribution of votes in the electoral college. So it actually makes the problem of ignoring states worse.

Unfairness is giving some people votes that are worth 100 votes of other people just because of where they live. You don't get to complain about states having excessive power, when that is exactly what the EC causes. Whereas there is nothing excessive about proportional representation. Not being excessive is literally in the name.

States are not people. What's good for people is what matters. And how can something be good for a state and not people anyway?

If you're going to talk about "What’s best for" some states not being "what’s best for the rest", then you don't get to pretend that it doesn't apply to the current system. Which, while we're on the subject, does not work the way it was originally designed. Nor were the Founding Fathers superhuman geniuses that could see the future. They also allowed slavery for a reason.

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VictorN 2021-04-15 23:43:15

nah lets just stay swearing at every president

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Kurt 2021-07-22 01:28:36 (edited 2021-07-22 01:28:47 )

@Austin Kilgore If the US ran completely on the popular vote, then you'd only need to win 6 or 7 Cities (not states, CITIES) to win any Federal-level office. And to hell with everyone else.

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Nathan Levesque 2021-07-23 06:26:34

@Austin Kilgore Proportional is better, fullstop.

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Brandofreak 2021-08-26 01:58:37

@Kurt good

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A person 2021-08-27 11:08:14 (edited 2021-11-25 15:49:22 )

I think political comedy (In mainstream media) only really works when it's calling out everyone. If you aren't calling out everyone you're simply just showing your biases and making half of your audience feel unwelcome. Either that or don't make political jokes at all.
(Of course by making fun of everyone I don't mean jokes about minorities, cause that would just be saying Hitler deserves to be criticised as much as those he killed for example)

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Lukycharms 2021-11-12 10:23:18 (edited 2021-11-12 10:40:09 )

This is the greatest video I have ever seen on YouTube EVER.

Thank god there’s someone who feels exactly the same as me. I never really liked him at all but omg ripping him on literally anything and everything is absolutely ridiculous. People will criticize him even when he did something good. I’ve always considered myself moderate but leaning towards democratic now I’m moderate leaning towards republican but not because I like republicans more than I used to but because I hate democrats way more than I used to

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Tony See 2022-04-26 00:53:57 (edited 2022-04-26 00:56:25 )

your narrative cadence and presentation in later videos is so much better. it's inspiring
edit: yea like holy shit. gotta watch more old emp for comparison

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clarkbozojohanson 2022-03-14 19:33:35

honestly, your takes are solid, but the best part about this channel is the music selection man. u create such a god damn entertaining vibe.

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Hannibal Solo 2021-06-29 04:15:30

“Cultural Tumor” that’s a term we need to start using way more.

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SantorioMaker 2021-08-03 12:59:32

no no, please dont. Enough terms have been extracted wayy farther from their actual definition because internet spread ideas way too quickly, and now people have been using them incorrectly to describe what they think it means rather than what it actually means.

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Fat Bastard in a Pan 2021-09-01 03:31:58

Yeah, that can easily be misconstrued by “vigilantes” who are extreme enough to want to excise the wrong people out of society. Sound familiar?

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unf_ckemup 2021-11-04 07:36:17

@Leonardo don’t forget “sigma” god i fucking hate that term

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I’m -2U 2021-12-12 10:13:52

It will become meaning as soon as everyone starts using it on everyone else

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Last P 2022-01-23 22:20:31

I think Frankie Boyle coined it talking about Jeremy Clarkson

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Justin Lapicola 2021-12-21 17:37:41

I honestly needed to hear that some people think differently from the mainstream. If you get canceled I’ll still watch you.

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Strepto Coco 2022-04-11 03:26:43

This video just ages like a fine wine, everything Emp says not only its true, it is more and more transparent by the day.

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Laura Duplessis 2021-09-16 01:02:30

Assault and harassment are not the same. This is a problem in all of society

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Chris 2021-12-17 06:01:16 (edited 2021-12-17 06:01:53 )

I agree, I once made the mistake of watching a clip of his and it was quite revolting. I might revisit the show because I'm contrarian and like to challenge what I hate. 1:55 my initial reaction to Kimmel was that it was the worst thing I'd ever seen.
I gotta stop being a reactionary though.
I tolerate Jimmy Fallon and have even considered that I enjoy watching his show: but it's a sort of shallow and measured enjoyment. The Jimmy Fallon is the kind of guy you couldn't not be friends with, the only thing is that this isn't a playground anymore and the amount of time I can allot to the ego of other males needs to be curtailed.
Anyways I'm going to watch your analysis because even though you sometimes lead me places I definitely find disagreeable, you put a lot of effort into your videos and I enjoy many of the references you include. You've got the same appeal as Angry Video Game Nerd, but way more abstract.

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Xyz 2018-10-30 17:17:09 (edited 2018-10-30 17:19:15 )

Woman : I didn’t like Hillary’s foreign policy
Jimmy : but orange man bad

Woman : let’s try and accept the result of the election and all work together to create a better America, nobody wins if the president fails so let’s hope he makes the best decisions and if you don’t like it wait 2 more years
Jimmy : you’re crazy

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jy1235689 2018-11-05 07:49:52

@manic hispanic this is going to sound dumb, but she is jewish... when was she anti-semitic?

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Jeffrey Stroman 2018-11-06 20:46:56

That clip really spoke for itself, as for her being fired it really isn't about her tweet. It's what happens when group think and mob rule become the default position for your political adversaries. The reasons are many, the result is enough to destroy the most civil civilization the world has ever known, mind you that bar arguably not too high.

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Seijin 442 2018-12-03 02:28:10

@manic hispanic Go home buddy you're drunk

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Bitchslapped 2018-12-04 11:14:19

I liked better "I didn't change I'm the same, YOU moved so far fucking left" that is so real, liberals in the 70s wanted equal rights for gay, blacks and woman. Now that they actually got them they want to join Antifa and wreck public places for no reason!

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Eamon Kelsey 2018-12-16 05:10:41

This was my big take away as well

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Ivin3690 2018-12-21 22:05:23

orange man bad, that got me good

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Japester 2018-12-23 00:12:54

1,500 likes baby yea

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Marvelous Dex 2018-12-24 19:24:32

@manic hispanic Her dressing up as Hitler and eating Jew cookies sounds funny and even more so since she's apparently Jewish herself.
What was that bit called cause I gotta see it to believe it.

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Ruby 2021-12-16 08:03:33

i love how emplemon still employs some of his ytp into his videos

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TNTspaz 2021-08-27 16:51:21 (edited 2021-08-27 16:51:51 )

It's really bizzare seeing some of these people act like themselves too. Trevor Noah is no seen as a joke but he used to actually be pretty down to earth and held fairly rational positions on most things.

Watching a clip of Trevor Noah from a few years ago to now is literally like comparing two completely different people. At least in the public light. I would like to believe these guys are all still fairly normal outside of the talk shows

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No Touchy 2022-06-07 01:53:32

this was a satisfying video to watch and i agree with almost EVERYTHING said here.

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Freesmart 2021-11-30 06:19:38 (edited 2022-06-12 07:13:52 )

I'm tired of seeing politics everywhere

Twitter talks about it

These talk show hosts talk about it

People on YouTube talk about it and obess over it

Its like "alright I get it. Trump bad"

Not everyone cares about it

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kg 2021-02-02 19:04:11

I remember when he had markiplier and another youtuber come on the show and tell him about videogames and he just insulted their profession the whole time.

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Plok Kamposi 2021-02-05 08:15:34

Where?

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Rodolfo Rapaz 2021-02-11 01:24:51

@Plok Kamposi Dude just search.

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a regular person 2021-02-15 14:45:52

@Rodolfo Rapaz it’s called being lazy

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sam 9786 S 2021-03-02 10:32:08

@Foxy Games he did?!?! I don't really watch his stuff so I need context

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Foxy Games 2021-03-02 17:38:35

@sam 9786 S Yeah, when George Floyd died he basically jumped on the bandwagon with a super knee-jerk reactionary video, without waiting for any context, spouting off about how there's soooo much racism in America.

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sam 9786 S 2021-03-02 17:42:08

@Foxy Games bruh

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Foxy Games 2021-03-03 02:34:46

@Kurt E. Clothier He died of a fantanyl overdose. He wasn't even murdered. The cop wasn't right to do what he did, but there was no murder.

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Louis 2021-03-20 20:52:23

He trying to be funny but doesnt know how to funny. Thats wrong right

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Caroline 2021-04-19 13:20:16

That was pure pain to watch.

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Dr. G&W 2021-04-21 02:16:58

@Foxy Games Haha, this comment did not age as well as the video
I hope people don’t go too hard on ya for comments like this

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Foxy Games 2021-04-21 03:36:23

@Dr. G&W Just because a jury threatened into compliance gave out a guilty verdict, doesn't make what I said any less true.

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Foxy Games 2021-04-21 16:40:33

@B. At least I can spell.

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Dr. G&W 2021-04-21 23:25:13 (edited 2021-04-21 23:30:25 )

@B. I don't see a need to call him names. I did look further into it and I do believe he is wrong and that George Floyd didn't die from an overdose. I believe that the reports both noting the drugs but concluding that it was the choking out that directly caused his death don't have any obvious reasons to doubt said conclusion, and that the claim that he had enough fentanyl in his system to "kill three grown men" was at best a mistake. I actually read the autopsy myself in the middle of my search to check for any mistakes in reporting and while I'm not qualified to give a detailed analysis I did note that the level of fentanyl in his system was as reported and although while spending a few dozen minutes reading up I confirmed that fentanyl is an insanely dangerous drug, I also learned enough to reasonably agree with experts that Floyd's autopsy doesn't really lead to an overdose. Even in the potential case that it compromised his cardiopulmonary system to the point where without it in his system, he would have survived Chauvin pressing on his neck, then it's still murder by excessive force. Also since it's plausible that getting your oxygen supply cut off for that long could kill a perfectly healthy man, I don't believe it's fair to call it anything but murder.

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Sevre Mistakes 2021-04-23 19:35:36

@Foxy Games SILENCE FURRY

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Jasper Fisch 2021-04-27 04:36:47

Good

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yuhboi K.G. 2021-04-27 05:10:16

@Dr. G&W Thank god somebody actually did some research. People hear one mention of drugs in his system and they assume that automatically clears Chauvin. If people actually looked through the report or listened to expert testimony, they would find that there was nowhere near enough fentanyl in his system to kill him by itself.

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Icy A 2021-04-29 21:04:20

Why did this turn into a discussion about George Floyd?

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kg 2021-04-30 00:39:11 (edited 2021-04-30 00:40:08 )

@Foxy Games he was murdered. Why'd you have to bring this up? Just leave

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BADASS CRUSADER 2021-05-02 04:53:58

@Foxy Games well the court doesn't agree
Personally I see that as stupid because there was no way that trial was fair.there was so many factors favoring one side and no reason other then possibly being right

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Massive Juicer 2021-05-05 11:40:56

@Foxy Games furry got btfo’d by the based verdict 😎

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MesprittheDigimon 2021-05-12 00:54:46

Whadda y'all doin' down here? Being dumb? Can I observe?

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Largo Pinkulus 2021-05-12 01:46:49

@BADASS CRUSADER the jury that was threatened into compliance you mean?

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BADASS CRUSADER 2021-05-12 02:02:23

@Largo Pinkulus yea even if they weren't threatened by the political figures they were indirectly threatened by the horde of morons that would hunt them down and basically torture them until they found something else to be mad about

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Massive Juicer 2021-05-12 02:03:07

@Largo Pinkulus “smooth brain” as he writes three replies to people who weren’t talking to him, get off your alt foxy 😂

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Massive Juicer 2021-05-12 02:13:53

@Largo Pinkulus made a little joke and you’re already pissing your pants, I know you gotta over analyze every little thing to get your (you’s) so go on, I won’t stop you

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Massive Juicer 2021-05-12 02:35:51

@Largo Pinkulus atleast you stopped this shit, have to give out more takes that blind weirdos are gonna get mad at, ta ta

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Javulas 2021-05-13 18:23:00

@Largo Pinkulus he's probably OD'ing on fentanyl

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TeeJay 2021-05-13 19:37:39

@Foxy Games You sir, are based.

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Tacospaceman 2021-05-14 18:39:29

It’s all fuckin BS.

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Light Morrison 2021-05-16 00:58:39

@Foxy Games chauvin got a manslaughter charge right? Haven’t been following the case but that’s what I’d like to see

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Heavy 2021-05-17 19:10:20

It's funny because they all make more money in a month then him in 3 years

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Cloud Strike 2021-05-18 06:54:29

Fr? Smh ofcourse that's good old Jimmy Kimmel's generic "comedy" style. His Narcissim and Disrespectful behavior towards YouTube professionals. I never like Jimmy Kimmel or his Show. Never really found him funny at all.

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Cloud Strike 2021-05-18 06:54:54

He's like the Ellen show but Just The Late night Version.

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Spartan3 D213 2021-05-18 09:42:42

@Foxy Games and this was the time when everyone, even those who were ran over were fraudulently labeled covid deaths in hospitals.

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The Most Diabolical Hater 2021-05-18 12:59:46

@Spartan3 D213 genuine question. Do y’all seriously believe this shit? Like, I know mainstream media is ass, but getting your news from whatever your uncle-dad shares on Facebook isn’t an improvement

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キノ 2021-05-19 14:13:45

Well, this was an interesting reply section.

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Carlos_A_M 2021-05-20 06:11:18

@Foxy Games drug contributed, but he would not have died if he had not been pinned like that. So it is murder

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Gabrielle Pangilinan 2021-05-28 20:03:30

oh I saw that, he was really rude and condescending while talking to them

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Francisco Acosta 2021-05-30 14:56:55

If i had markipier i'd laugh at him too especially if had a talk show about comedy, and i'd do it for coloring his hair and playing video games while crying like a grown man to appeal to the SJW, LGBTQ crowds that the extreme right also loves to make fun of, but hypocritically wont when a youtuber who shares their political views is attacked lul.

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kg 2021-05-31 16:32:31

@Francisco Acosta 😂

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Francisco Acosta 2021-05-31 16:41:41

@kg Imagine being today years old to learn that late night talk shows are just stand up for bad comedians with barley any following. And if that threatens the trump base, it would be fitting....

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kg 2021-05-31 17:10:05

@Francisco Acosta ok, idk why this is directed at me but go off ig 😐

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Immadeus 2021-06-01 20:04:04

he got butthurt that a 20 year old kid could make more money than him.

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kg 2021-06-02 16:40:43

@Francisco Acosta oh, I see what you mean. I didn't understand what you meant before. I thought you were siding with Kimmel. I completely agree with you.

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Francisco Acosta 2021-06-02 22:52:20

@kg No one sides with Kimmel. but i'm not gonna be mad at a fish for swimming. Or trying to atleast.

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Zer0 SEV 2021-06-03 18:44:29

@Foxy Games really bad take my guy

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Saiki Kusuo 2021-06-09 02:13:43

that shit was p a i n f u l

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Nunya 2021-06-12 13:06:44

@Foxy Games god dammit I agree even if you are a furry lol

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DUCKBRINGER 2021-06-13 05:01:39

@Foxy Games was there bodycam evidence that george floyd had been murdered, or did the cop just accidentally turn off his bodycam while he was choking a man for ten minutes

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ElyWrlds 2021-06-24 22:09:28

@Carlos_A_M do you have any clue what murder actually is? i swear you blm apologists see one link to a washington compost opinion piece about the whole george floyd situation and base your entire opinions on the matter around it, without doing any sort of research of the matter and it’s pathetic

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Carlos_A_M 2021-06-24 22:28:21

@ElyWrlds Dude calm down, I dont even support blm as an organization, and yes I do know what murder is, for example, if you see an old grandma very late on her years and you knock her out of her wheelchair and she dies, was that murder or did she just happen to die from a disease at that exact moment? The disease and her condition contributed by weakening her, but you caused the death. I aint one of those who think we should take down the government, or that george floyd was the nicest person ever or that he had no drugs in him.

You of course instantly went all in saying that I was a blm apologist and that I base my opinions on the washington post, because you did not listen to any points before talking, you assumed what they would be to try (and fail) to invalidate them before a single word is said from the other side.

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Wasabi Thumbs 2021-07-01 04:54:57

So many dumb replies and not a single link to the source ;(

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supernintendo64 2021-07-02 16:57:55

Ironic since Markiplier is a pretty big liberal. You'd think they would hit it off.

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Orkhiss 2021-07-04 11:33:08 (edited 2021-07-04 11:36:17 )

@The Most Diabolical Hater Your username sure checks out.

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Orkhiss 2021-07-04 11:35:16 (edited 2021-07-04 11:36:04 )

@Foxy Games based

now stop being a furry

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Max H 2021-07-13 10:11:49

@Foxy Games right, he died of fentanyl overdose. As if a cop leaning on his neck for 9 minutes straight causing him not to be able to breathe and have no pulse had nothing to do with it. Recognizing that isn't being woke, it's being a human fking being

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Zer0 SEV 2021-07-25 18:43:14

@Foxy Games that's not what the judge decided

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 08:58:25

That's why I hate Jimmy Kimmel

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Me4tSt1ck 2021-08-15 15:23:39

Lul who cares about markiplier

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:48:37

@Foxy Games no he didn’t. He died due to the pressure on his neck. Not the drugs he was on. Derek chauvin literally got convicted of his murder. There’s no arguing anymore

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:50:18

@Dr. G&W thank you for actually reading the report and doing research.

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Dr. G&W 2021-08-16 18:21:55

@Ashwin Naidoo Lmao, wasn’t expecting to get a notification about this thread… good god, it went to crap after I left. Well, I tried.

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Breazy 2021-08-22 02:57:11

Not like they didn’t deserve it lmao

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yuhboi K.G. 2021-08-25 20:24:05

@J F The toxicology report also says that drugs were not the cause of death. Furthermore it's not just a matter of "Chauvin not being in the right" it was a matter of whether or not a police officer murdered a man in excessive force, which has been made plainly true over this past year and a half.

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cbou 2021-08-26 20:00:14

@Foxy Games dum

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safe for work 2021-08-26 20:39:24

@Largo Pinkulus did you just refer to ratioing on YouTube.

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Lardian 2021-08-27 17:48:42

@Icy A Markiplier.

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Assistant to the Regional Sith Lord 2021-08-28 23:52:04

Yea I saw clips

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Altus Show 2021-09-03 01:25:14

@yuhboi K.G. I was a heroin addict for over a decade. I'm clean now, but during my active addiction days "enough fentanyl to kill 3 men" was my normal amount. You gain a tolerance very quickly, even for fenny, and what would kill normal people wouldn't be enough to make me not sick. And ODs usually happen moments after taking. George walked to the store, bought cigs, and dealt with the police, then OD'd right as his neck was kneeled on? That's not how ODs work. If he OD'd he'd have done it before he made it to the store.

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Altus Show 2021-09-03 03:30:20 (edited 2021-09-03 03:31:13 )

@BADASS CRUSADER shhh, is ok now bby, at the next "destroy america" meeting I'll tell them all to leave you alone. You're safe now.

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Dragular 2021-09-14 01:44:44

@Icy A People are whining that "mArKiPlIeR iS wOkE."

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King Starscream 2021-09-30 09:37:45

Let’s player is not a profession lol

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kg 2021-09-30 12:52:07

@King Starscream tell that to all the YouTubers with millions of dollars

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King Starscream 2021-09-30 18:08:02

@kg Alright, and while I’m working on that you should go tell all the drug dealers

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Draino 2021-10-02 00:26:46 (edited 2021-10-02 00:28:13 )

Whoa

People in this thread need to chill a bit.

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The Slick 2021-10-07 16:09:53

@yuhboi K.G. he was drinking too

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Slender Man 186 2021-10-09 18:30:46

@The Most Diabolical Hater “I haven’t met an American Conservative who was capable of thought.” so you’re not from the US judging from that comment, but you’re going to try and lecture us about how our medical system totally isn’t corrupt? That’s actually hilarious. Idk how things are going in Europe, or how competent and honest the doctors are wherever you live, but here in the US just about every other natural cause of death has reached impossible record lows.

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GEB_offc 2021-11-06 06:54:32

@Foxy Games seeing this much based shit on youtube is honestly surprising. good stuff mate

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LachlanWasHere 2021-11-19 19:45:05

@Largo Pinkulus Haha, rAtioInG

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RollrCoastrBacon 27 2021-11-27 12:05:41

Yeah Hollywood types do that an awful lot. Ellen did the same thing with Ninja/Tyler Blevins on Fortnite

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[Grace] 2021-10-12 16:43:11 (edited 2021-10-12 16:46:55 )

I just remembered how much blackface he did. IT'S CRAZY!

Also when Megan Fox talked about Michael Bay exploiting her, making her dance under a waterfall wearing a bikini in Bad Boys when she was 15 YEARS OLD and Jimmy basically said, well most of us men have these fantasies but we have a decency to hide it and the audience was laughing, while she was clearly uncomfortable.
HOW WAS THE SHOW ALLOWED TO GO ON?

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Mulerider 2021-11-11 21:30:39

This is timeless. EmpLemon speaking truth!

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Pauly Beefs 2022-05-06 12:50:02

Two things:

1. Expecting Jimmy Kimmel to be anything other than regurgitated bs is kind of a hilarious thing to be mad at.
2. Saying Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Trump is delving into politics and lecturing America about how bad we are is the least intellectually honest take on what's going on with that. 90% of his jokes (if you can call them that) about Trump are making fun of the dudes hair. You can't claim that the show is intellectually vapid (it is) while also claiming that it contends with serious politcal issues (it doesn't). So this is also kind of hilarious to be mad about.

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Michael Wilcox 2022-05-31 03:16:06

EmpLemon after watching one single episode of Jimmy Kimmel live:
"I'm 'bout to end this guy's career"

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Guiel Koschnivski 2022-03-20 05:54:12

I'm sorry that you became a scapegoat based on this video, but thank you for spreading the truth.

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Anderson Wang 2021-08-31 16:48:13 (edited 2021-09-02 01:19:23 )

The best jimmy kimmel live episode was when Matt Damon hijacked his show and brought guests like Robin Williams over. It was genuinely enjoyable.

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Travelator 2022-03-25 04:28:58

Imagine if Matt Damon took over the show again and treated everyone from celebrities to common people with decency and respect, that would be the best late night comedy show

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Big Jared 2022-03-03 01:16:40

The Man Show was literally the peak of his creativity.

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Felix Gutierrez 2021-08-30 13:25:33

Etika had a good view on this
One stream he went off on how you shouldn't trust on these celebrities or even him. To always question why then blindly agree on something. And it works with everything...

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𒀖𒀗𒀘𒀚𒀜𒀝𒀞𒈙 2021-11-18 18:59:46

rip etika

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Ethan Ohm 2018-05-18 00:17:26

Jimmy Kimmel: Hey guys how about that Trump guy huh?

Audience explodes in laughter, wheezing at this amazing joke with its amazing subtle humor and brilliant political tones, Jimmy Kimmel gets the Nobel peace prize, the queen of England is there as he gets knighted, everyone is clapping.

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atomic 2018-05-26 02:31:32

Stephen Colbert: Hey guys, Drumpf misspelled a word on twitter

Everyone on Earth shits themselves and dies

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Zagareus 2018-06-28 21:43:34 (edited 2018-06-29 16:24:37 )

He didn't really take sides in the video but it's easy to see why he'd think that because he kinda picks and chooses which side to generalize on whatever issue. It's the only problem I have with this video.

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Gigantic 2018-06-30 00:50:42

Old man McNugget lmao, that's like hating christians

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lj 2018-06-30 01:32:11

Green Standard It would be, except Christianity encourages peace instead of ruthless self preservation.

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Toby Evans 2018-06-30 03:42:14

lawson carpenter Boi, the Christians started this war of religion between Islam and Christianity

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Il_Reinhard_Gaming_lI 2018-06-30 05:23:17

The Queen would stoop that low

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idk like 3 2018-06-30 08:11:16

Do you notice this video is 31:47 minutes long

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Penguin DP 2018-06-30 09:44:17

lol christianity is pretty anti-lgbtq

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Tangerines * 2018-06-30 12:01:04

Penguin DP *lgbtq+

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Shaun 2018-06-30 15:16:06

Accurate

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un h h gcrxexh jvuvujchcrzwzwzw 2018-06-30 18:48:51

Ethan Is A Dork yes

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asdew 2018-06-30 20:06:58

Deathstroke’s #1 Fan Christianity spread peacefully throughout the Roman Empire until the emperor Constantine made it a state religion. Islam spread through war, invading Christian countries in the process. (Not saying that I outright hate Islam)

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claire 2018-07-08 03:47:20

This is true I was the mug on the desk

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Toby Evans 2018-07-08 06:55:00

Comrade Mario good point

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Too Much Light 2019-04-01 22:57:51

James Armstrong that’s not what he said at all. I suggest you watch the whole video and take what he says into consideration. Not just hear 1/35 of what his 31 minute video has to offer.

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TheDemonBurrito 2019-04-15 23:08:36

This is why the public should stay out of politics, I don't like to associate myself politics of religion I hate them both, there's a bad to both of them

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How To Defeat ISIS 101 2019-05-05 14:43:07

Number 2 now if you don't count the channel and the latest slideshow.

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servez_2build 2019-05-07 20:47:45

my religion is better than yours and my opinion is better than yours

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How To Defeat ISIS 101 2019-05-07 21:25:02

@servez_2build ok, very cool

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SPAKELDORF 2019-06-09 03:30:42

@Other Gopher I love it when the pot calls the kettle black.

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SPAKELDORF 2019-06-09 04:40:20

@Other Gopher My bad. Apologies for that.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 20:48:27

@Zagareus well this vid was directed at Jimmy. Conservatives have their problems but liberals are going crazy.

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Bluepopsicleflavor 2019-07-03 21:43:50

@Puffy_jr well said.

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snorf 2019-07-06 05:36:43

c o f v e v e

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TheCosplayKing 2019-08-06 09:45:59

@SPAKELDORF nah,to quote mtw, "this isn't a pot calling the kettle black. It's a kettle calling another kettle, a kettle"

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RandomDude 102 2019-08-23 04:58:57

@James the MunchkinYou really should take those tainted glasses off. Empmelon isn't a Trump supporter at all and critiques both sides. All he pointed out was that Jimmy Kimmel is an extremely bland comedian who gets somehow better ratings than Colbert, Fallon, or Corden. Why? Because he constantly attacks Trump. At this point, it's just a race for who can insult Trump the most times in a session.

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Антон Димов 2019-08-27 11:56:56

@James the Munchkin he literally said he diesnt agree with trump.Could yall commies be so desperate amd miserable to think of illusions in order to hate him😄

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Антон Димов 2019-09-10 14:41:44

@Aldo Van Dyck delusional?bruh that is their ideology from at least two centuries.There are.supposed to exclude those people cuz they are CHRISTIANS.They follow JESUS CHRIST and what he is saying and doing.If they follow different path of his actions -now that is delusional.
(Just clarifying not arguing.even though i can)

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Isaiah Simmons 2019-11-24 12:57:28

@Toby Evans they both claimed the holy land

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:35:46

legend has it they are still clapping and dying of laughter in the studio as of this comment...

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madmonkeys88 2021-01-20 22:53:17

@Toby Evans sooooo, the crusades, at least the first ones from christianity where made in response to islamic nations conquering much of there territory at the time. Not really blaming em because that was just normal back then, but yup.

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:53:55

C'mon guys, it's not that fu-gets canceled

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:06:53

@James the Munchkin oi m8 that isnt what they said lmao. I don't like Trump but i think the moment he said something positive about Trump (AFTER HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE HIM). You just went Trump bad he do no good Emplemon is troll he def said this go brrrrrrrr

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Jacob Joachim 2022-01-06 17:01:42 (edited 2022-01-06 17:01:58 )

funniest part is that all this is still true and Jimmy Kimmel still has the funniest and best late night talk show in America

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King Dingaling 2021-12-30 22:44:39

Mad Respect Due to You Emp for just doing it
Spitting The Truth even if it will likely turn away a bunch of turds
but still would be views
Good for You Brotha 👍🏾

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Virsu 2021-08-24 22:08:07

This guy watched 15 minutes of jimmy kimmel and made a half hour rant about him. I can kinda respect it

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Regan Corbett 2022-05-11 03:42:57

Conan O’Brien > literally every other talk show host. He will be missed on TV now that he’s done.

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Game Generation 2018-07-07 20:38:10

Jimmy Neutron > Jimmy Kimmel

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ChillingAcid 2018-07-13 07:15:08

Game Generation except jimmy neutron has some brain cells

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Waterfiend 2018-08-17 14:11:14

Jimmy Jim James Jimbo Neutron.

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Matthew Scholz 2018-08-31 12:17:17

wuz poppin jimBo

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The Illuminati 2018-09-12 07:11:03

Jimmy Neutron > Everybody

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hi im gay 2018-09-14 12:38:57

True

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Phishfood6485 2018-09-21 23:20:05

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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an accident 2018-09-23 17:38:58

Jimmy Neutron > God

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Edits On Imovie 2018-09-23 22:24:51

jimmy neuton > the human race

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Dillon stevens 2018-09-25 19:03:18 (edited 2018-09-25 19:04:02 )

jimmy neutron = jesus × every number in infinity combined squared

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Zarlei 2018-09-28 10:04:53

Not even close

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TinyLordCthulhu 2018-09-29 16:15:01

ChillingAcid 🤦 r/woooosh I don't think you know what ( > ) this means huh

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Le Bro 2018-09-30 04:03:03

Jimmy nuttrin > Jimmy neutron

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King Dedederek 2018-10-06 18:39:17

@TinyLordCthulhu *wooosh, there's only 3 os

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TinyLordCthulhu 2018-10-06 19:02:43

Derpy Derek42 look at the subreddit again 🤦‍♂️

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Nick Engles 2018-10-09 03:40:44

Is that even an argument?

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Comkill117 2018-10-11 05:45:26

Jimmy Neutron is an American Hero.

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Super_ShaG 2018-10-13 05:17:10

Hugh Neutron > Jimmy Kimmel

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Teh Wolie 2018-10-15 18:12:44

Into the stars
Fueled by candy bars rides a kid with a knack for invention

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Bruh moment 2018-10-17 19:12:12

Pizza is aggressive

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the SSS RADIO 2018-10-20 22:45:35

Like number 2000

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Sargento Bonzo 2018-10-21 16:11:32

He has sodium chloride

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TackyWhale 2019-06-06 03:23:53

This guy gets it! 👍

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Snowthrow 2019-06-07 01:00:10

Amen

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snorf 2019-07-06 05:34:26

Oh, absolutely

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Wyatt K 2019-07-30 01:43:05

Fact

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Seab 2019-08-09 18:11:46

Game Generation duh

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DOS Doomguy 2019-08-23 23:47:28

Stage 5 cancer>Jimmy Kimmel

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brooke.t.g.r 2019-08-25 01:55:58

Game Generation Yes. We approve.

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Ciber_Jerry 2019-08-27 04:48:42

La neta siiii XD

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Bryce Krispiez 2019-08-30 03:39:13

Game Generation “Next time get a talk show that can handle the Neutron style.”

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Donovaan 2019-11-08 04:49:15

By a huuuge margin.

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welcome to hell 2019-12-01 03:44:50

jimmy neutron > society

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Mat O. 2019-12-12 21:38:15

Fact

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TotallyNotEverything1. 2020-01-03 04:15:48

atleast Jimmy Neutron is smart

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Sonigokuソニゴク 2020-01-26 00:22:04

@ChillingAcid Jimmy Neutron: "A superpowered mind."
Jimmy Kimmel: "A stupidpowered mind."

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Mr Booshit 2020-02-13 16:11:17

Sodium chloride

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CGI Durst 2020-02-18 12:44:37

Thanks bro

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Robert Gaudet 2020-02-27 05:28:32

Jimmy Neutron > Most Jimmies though.

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Pahdy 2020-04-26 19:52:51

Jimmy Neutron > most Jimmys

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Mr. Bronze 2020-04-30 20:41:36

Fact

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OFFONE 2020-05-29 18:54:38

Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel no contest

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Greco-Romano 2020-05-30 02:02:55

[ B I G B R A I N B L A S T ]

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Tony Soprano 2020-06-01 03:19:23

Oo

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Raul Guallpa 2020-06-02 15:43:36

Those Jimmies could never handle the Neutron style.

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Dusty Dude 2020-07-05 23:01:40

Looks like they can’t handle the Neutron style

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Darian Kimberly 2020-07-09 06:51:12

JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON

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Nathan Grant 2020-07-10 05:54:05

Everybody > jimmy neutron, jimmy kimmel, anyone who’s name is jimmy

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Obama Gaming 2020-07-10 12:05:16

I hate Jimmy Neutron and I still agree with this statement.

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ECGaming _ 2020-07-17 06:31:59

Game Generation comparing a genius and a...thing?

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Israel 2020-07-18 08:05:23

I dont see a debate. I see facts

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Jimmy Kyser 2020-07-23 17:43:17

Jimmy Kyser > Jimmy Kimmel

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Peter Roberts 2020-07-25 04:52:41

Aggressive Pizza > Jimmy Kimmel

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Austin Solom 2020-08-27 18:27:13

Jimmy Fallon> Jimmy Kimmel

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clerp 2020-09-07 17:04:39

ive always liked the guests and talking points better on JN personally

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clerp 2020-09-16 18:20:08 (edited 2020-09-16 18:20:20 )

exactly how kennel got so popular, people kept misclicking on him instead of neutron

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Gommodore64 2020-10-02 04:10:38

[Everyone Liked That]

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Cross 2020-10-08 20:55:15

@an accident yeap

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sailor skj 2020-10-09 16:14:59

69

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Hyper Tails the Fox 2020-10-14 18:30:12

69 replies, oh wait...

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jrdn sgr 2020-10-21 07:37:49

No competition

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Familiar Fan 2020-10-22 03:46:39

he called Jimmy Kimmel "jimbo." That made me sad since he used the lord's name in vein.

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HeatEdgeSword 2020-10-22 11:39:25

Yeah but Jimmy Neutron ruined sket's life with salt

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Ahannamus Prime 2020-10-24 18:03:53

Nerdtron

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William Arens 2020-12-06 00:18:03

Ah yes the floor here is made of floor

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Random Dude 2021-01-08 23:06:38

Neutron was even animated better

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Mr. Fictitious 2021-01-21 14:38:05

87% of the human race > Jimmy Kimmel

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D. N 2021-01-21 18:19:33

Skeet > Jimmy Neutron

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GodILoveAlcohol 2021-01-24 10:05:47

Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutron.

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IceCreamJunkie 2021-01-27 22:24:18

Guess they couldn’t handle the neutron style.

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Frank Tranks 2021-02-13 09:22:39

Jimmy Neutron=Jimmy Kimmel

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Dioji616 2021-02-17 06:00:32

yes

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C G 2021-02-20 21:04:59

Jimmy fallen > Jimmy kimmel

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Frank Tranks 2021-02-20 21:40:54

@C G Jimmy Fallon kinda sucks too.

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C G 2021-02-20 22:01:37

@Frank Tranks fair he's still better and can be entertaining

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Frank Tranks 2021-02-20 22:06:46

@C G I mean, he's fine compared to Kimmel.

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very cool user 2021-02-23 08:16:16

Jimmy neutron > parents

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garrito1016 2021-03-02 07:48:31

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel couldn't handle the Neutron style

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some guy777 2021-03-04 10:48:24

Jimmy townley>jimmy kimmel

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Eli Kim 2021-03-05 04:00:22

This is... the NEUTRON STYLE

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User1221 2021-08-29 14:25:27

Yeah no shit

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Boondoggle_ 2022-04-21 17:04:51

Based

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Obama Snake oil 2022-05-17 23:48:27

I agree with this statement

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tiru liru 2022-05-19 16:30:47

The Virgin Jimmy Kimmel Vs. The Chad Jimmy Neutron

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Deinonychus 2022-05-23 03:51:31

Jimmy John’s > Jimmy Kimmel

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pls dont subscrib 2022-05-31 18:36:44

Jimmy Neutron > Everybody > Late night talk show hosts

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FigureFarter 2022-06-07 15:45:12

@ChillingAcid Some? He has billions more than Kimmel

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Kirimari 2022-06-18 09:51:32

jimmy neutron solos 💪

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Lucas Mclellan 2022-06-21 03:39:46

Jimmy Johnson > jimmy kümmel


Kudos if you know who that is

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Fumyea 2022-06-22 17:02:59

I've seen this video a few times now. It's easily one of my favorites on the platform.

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سم الله 2021-09-01 00:21:15

I just wanna say that they have extremely strict gun laws in Mexico. .
Do people know how bad it is there!? Lmao

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James Pigeon 2021-12-05 13:26:24

I like most of the video, but the “Racism isn’t a problem because we elected Obama” argument is very dumb imo. However, I respect other views, so please dont firestorm the replys

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ONI employee #343 2021-09-02 09:25:36

23:29
We've seen that internet school doesn't work either. If anything it made it worse.
For as much as I understand that the US school system is a difficult problem to solve, I will say that kids need to get that "why are we learning this? We'll never use it." mentality out of their heads. Lessen homework so kids can afford more free time is one way, I guess.

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Studio-Stirko 2021-03-11 05:11:15

I personally don’t like trump very much, but Jimmy Kimmel is just a little obsessed, it’s like when you make a mistake in your wording and that one friend keeps bringing it up and laughing.

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Robert Wolff 2021-04-12 20:26:44

A little obssessed?

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Studio-Stirko 2021-04-12 22:46:36

@Robert Wolff maybe a little is an under selling it a little bit but I comment a lot and when I use big wording I often get a lot of annoyed reply’s from people, and anyways, it doesn’t undermine the point I was saying

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Plaha Kumar 1998 2021-05-12 22:40:41

And besides there's no point to the whole Trump thing anymore since he's no longer president.

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Hayden Ho 2021-07-08 23:38:45

@Studio-Stirko Yandere is the right term

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Hideo Freaking Kojima 2021-07-20 13:16:37

@Soundshock From what I've seen, he's very blunt about his opinions. He's one of the few people in Hollywood that doesn't like to just put up a fake smile like most of the celebrities (Ellen, Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, etc.)

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Kurt 2021-07-21 22:38:27

@Soundshock And?

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BADASS CRUSADER 2021-07-27 00:04:43

@Hideo Freaking Kojima its why I liked him,I may not have agreed with him but at least I could hear what he said straight up with little to no bs

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 09:02:47

Ikr

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FlauntingFloof 2021-08-06 01:39:52

@Hayden Ho Not even close.

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Hayden Ho 2021-08-06 02:50:26

@FlauntingFloofperhap, tsundere

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Mr. Friendship 2021-08-12 13:27:55

I actually don't like trump either (despite being on the right side of the political spectrum myself).

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xxbloxheadfan2001x 2021-08-12 22:02:55

A little? You sure just a little?

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Ishmael 2021-08-16 02:40:43

its lazy writing

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popjam 2021-08-26 22:08:53

Yeah I don't think there's anything wrong with being a little obsessed with the person who has the biggest influence over the life and death of everyone in your country

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Studio-Stirko 2021-08-26 22:52:37

@popjam he is not obsessed because he is scared, it’s because it’s low brow humor that makes up for the fact he’s an awfully comedian

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MrCoolSmoovie 2021-08-28 22:50:16

Trump bad…you can cheer now guys

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Jesse Patterson 2021-09-03 04:28:26

@Spectre Stain keep reading down, shall we take comprehension classes next?

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:41:13

@Tony Badaboni why are people so focused on his tax returns? Like what do you expect

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:41:41

@Jesse Patterson he’s really not that bad. Can you name some policies that make him the worst and not some mean tweets?

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Bailey Harrison 2021-12-21 17:17:52

@Jesse Patterson Worst president in history? Maybe if you’re a democrat whose knowledge of presidents extends to 1996

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Gabie Trifonov 2021-12-29 14:47:42

@Tony Badaboni as a European he destroyed isis and ended our illegal immigration crisis so he did end an illegal immigration crisis just not the right one...
And then Kabul fell and immigrants starting coming here again... FUCK

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Terryble Jokes 2022-02-13 15:37:03

you've clearly never seen stephen colbert

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Gabie Trifonov 2022-02-13 15:41:11

@Terryble Jokes we'll Colbert is actually slightly bit better in my opinion since he talks about other things, and atlist he's actually kinda funny but yeah... Still obsessed with Trump just a bit too much....

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Nathan Kay 2022-03-17 13:37:10

The difference, of course, being that your slip-up isn't trying to overthrow the American government and didn't fire everybody in the military for belonging to a protected class and doesn't have any potential to... yeah I think you get the picture.

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Donald 2022-03-17 13:48:22

Jimmy loves me and he won't admit it. His follower's love me too. They're just sour cause of how sleepy Joe is handling things right now.

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Whomer 2022-02-02 21:57:52

I remember this when it came out, I started watching this guy more and more when he started with these types of videos, I'm now heading to university, life's fast.

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Hand Son 2021-12-20 16:41:48 (edited 2021-12-20 17:36:20 )

finally something both sides can agree on and is absolutely insane the amount of trump bashing still going on to this vary day. Hes no longer president and you want him to stop looking like the figurehead of republicans STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM

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Ethan Norden 2021-12-19 03:51:10

"I've never sexually assaulted women!" - Emplemon on Jimmy Kimmel

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Divine Omega 2021-09-15 19:18:51

I read trump’s tweets on twitter,
He lives rent-free in my head.
I live for the moments that he tweets at 3am.
He makes me so damn mad.
ORANGE MAN BAD!

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Bizaare 2021-02-16 03:44:12

As a left-leaning independent, I could not agree more with this statement. Bias in the media is a topic I've been watching ever since Trump won the election, and it truly is something to behold. It really sucks because there really isn't anything wrong with having internal bias and beliefs, as long as you don't impose these beliefs on others or let said bias impact your actions. The hypocrisy of this industry is evident because they constantly emphasize that republicans are loud-mouthed and emotionally immature and lack empathy, and yet they project their beliefs and feelings onto their products and criticize anyone who disagrees, despite the fact that they just said republicans never listen to anyone.
It's like Barr said, everyone just needs to chill the hell out and not get so butthurt about everything.

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BIG MAK 2021-02-17 02:19:30

Call me biased but I think the left just accused conservatives/republicans of doing the same thing they are guilty of. Its a projections.

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Tony Dai 2021-03-04 18:39:02

@BIG MAK*Democrats
I think you are conflating the left with the Democratic Party.
Biden bombing Syria ain't the left.
Making fun of Trump for the sake of making fun of Trump isn't left.
If you are criticizing one, but can't criticize when the other does the same, you are a hypocrite, playing into partisan politics.

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BIG MAK 2021-03-04 19:13:44

@Tony Dai
"Making fun of Trump for the sake of making fun of Trump isn't left."
Well progressives are the left and that's all they seem to do tbh.

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Tony Dai 2021-03-04 21:58:07

​@BIG MAK I mean, that isn't definitive of a leftist.
Criticizing Trump because of substantive reasons should be.
You can be a leftist and still make fun of the non-substantive mistakes Trump makes, but I don't think that that really should be at the forefront of anyone's mind.

If it were any other Republican president, they'd probably be just as bad as Trump in terms of progressive policy, it's just something about Trump, idk

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Mesotolioma 2021-03-05 04:12:08

Can someone make a tldr for dumb people like myself?

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KaiserJuggs 2021-03-14 05:50:23

@Tony Dai I think there are two types of leftists, the ones that actually know what they're supporting and do research on the topics. and then there the ones who just watch main stream news and has little knowledge of politics, but voted Biden anyways because the media said so. Biden is not an accurate representative of the actual left. He basically is Trump 2.0. In less than 2 months there already has been thousands detained at the border, US warships sent dangerously close to China on purpose, Syria getting bombed for no known reason (we defeated isis a long time ago) If you were unaware, you would think that was being ordered under some militaristic autocrat.

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birthdayGnat 2021-04-17 02:40:02

@BIG MAK well liberals who feign advocacy for socially progressive politics but still work to keep elite politicians in a position of power over every actual worker in the country are not leftists. They wont even proclaim themselves leftists. Popular politics just put on a show of red vs blue team to keep people divided. Have you ever actually noticed a difference in the state of the country depending on the team the presidents playing for

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To Ade 2021-04-18 16:43:52

@Dvs.Hawkeye Pierce Not really, the news cover how Biden is taking the children out of those internment camps and into better facilities and giving many citizenship so nice strawman, but you're wrong.

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Dalton D. 2021-05-06 23:08:14

And it sucks that most of the left (as well as the right), have this negative connotation put onto them by these types of people

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Stratosphere 2021-05-12 07:50:15 (edited 2021-05-12 07:54:13 )

@BIG MAK
Liberals aren’t left, America’s political spectrum consists of conservatives and conservatives who pretend to be democrats. Any democratic candidate in America would be a right wing candidate in any other country in the world. The true socialists who run and represent the actual left get shunned due to capitalist propaganda. People believe communism and socialism are the same thing, completely shattering any chances of an actual left representative to win.

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Domenicq Pizarro 2021-05-12 12:11:35

@BIG MAK I mean, he's right...

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Stratosphere 2021-05-12 15:08:13

@BIG MAK
Just look at the last two “left” presidents, Biden and Obama. Both of them are closer to conservatives than they are to what the left is supposed to represent.

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Light Morrison 2021-05-16 01:02:47

EMPs audience is full of JP fans, so if you’re looking to educate and inform “the other side” you should probably pick a more open audience

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Harry Derosnec 2021-05-22 04:05:46

It's honestly really annoying that American media was more concerned with "haha orange man stupid" that they didn't even cover "haha orange man had multiple death row inmates executed for the first time in years because he was butthurt the next president said they would abolish the death penalty(took you guys that long huh?)". Trump, like many political figures, did terrible things and repeatedly proved their own inability to run a country, but the media became hyper focused on things that didn't matter, like him having a comb over or a bad fake tan. It's like if people only criticised the watergate guy(not American, can't be bothered learning fifty something names) for having a funny looking nose

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Light Morrison 2021-05-22 07:11:40

@Harry Derosnec a based take in a conservative comment section? my eyes deceive me

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Life Can hurt 2021-06-03 07:28:15

@BIG MAK thats funny

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Dueling Fatties Gaming 2021-06-27 13:08:13

@Dvs.Hawkeye Pierce For a while when Bush was bombing people no one really care but very hardcore anti-Bush people. That was honestly because of the times and what was happening. Bush for the most part gets a pass on everything he did even the WMD no WMD garbage that happened.

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Dvs.Hawkeye Pierce 2021-06-27 18:11:59

​@Dueling Fatties Gaming I mean certainly most progressive anti-war protests with thousands of people in attendance across multiple states and internationally by countries who were aligned with the US during that time would disagree that "no one" cared, but certainly the democrats didn't care at that time because they knew they would lose more voters than the amount they would gain.

Which only proves my original point further.

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Revolio Clockberg Jr. 2021-07-09 07:36:35

@Mesotolioma been 4 months but basically today’s politics is like baseball if their was only two teams, you pick your team and you die on any hill defending them under any circumstances. Lefties will grandstand and claim the moral high ground, while while conservatives try their best to tie their shoes in their own in the morning. It’s all nonsense really, it’s always about what side does what or how another side acts, it’s never about policy or solutions, it’s all just constant whining and moaning from both sides about the same bs they’ve been complaining about for the last 4 years. All you can really do is laugh at these people on both sides

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:45:14

Can I ask why it’s wrong to let our own bias effect our actions?

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:45:54

@Dvs.Hawkeye Pierce do you still trust Biden?

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:47:14

@Stratosphere liberals have nothing to do with conservatism though. Capitalism is not an inherently conservative ideal, and runs contrary to said ideals.

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Adora 2021-12-02 17:48:49

@Stratosphere just like you (correctly) say that people conflate socialism and communism, you incorrectly conflate conservatism and liberalism. Liberalism destroys tradition, nothing inherent to western culture can be conserved under the system of liberalism. (FYI I’m not a Republican or even conservative)

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Adora 2022-01-03 12:26:49

@Dvs.Hawkeye Pierce you need to lay off the drugs

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The Ketamine Kid 2022-04-03 14:49:29

@Tony Dai Are the Democratic Party right-wing? Come on now

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Tony Dai 2022-04-03 20:06:46

​@The Ketamine Kid Most of the Democratic party is centre to centre-right.
Only a handful, like Bernie are on the left.

Though, if you're talking in relative terms, the Democratic party is to the left of the Republican party without a doubt.

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GodKing804 2021-10-27 22:49:08

This aged extremely well

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Mulerider 2021-11-15 15:45:47

EmpLemon is awesome. He really makes some of the videos.

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HoboJoe 2021-08-22 22:26:50

My dad used to be normal but now he’s gone off the deep end of liberal hell

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carsuki 2021-09-04 14:21:49

Kimmel's jokes are so bland now because he's haunted by the crazy shit he did on comedy central

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Smug Tomato 2021-06-21 20:29:28

That Rosanne Barr clip is absolutely baffling to watch after this past election cycle. She literally sat up there and told people to go and vote if they don't like what's happening in Washington.. and Kimmel called her crazy for saying it.

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YouAreProbablyAutistic 2021-08-10 03:45:53

@ScrumdumbSpook she ain't wrong though

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person person 2021-08-12 20:00:54

@YouAreProbablyAutistic what do you mean by that

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Darnell Major 2021-08-23 18:07:44

@ScrumdumbSpook this was all before she got fired and lost a bunch of deals because of that tweet. The Kimmel interview was before all that.

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lucien 2021-09-03 16:04:48

@YouAreProbablyAutistic whats that supposed to mean

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El_Felkx 2021-10-01 04:30:59

@Average Russian Subhuman Oh Christ, a General Rommel pfp. I wonder what your political opinions are 😐

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TriComStorm 2021-10-08 22:38:03

@Average Russian Subhuman 15yr old edge lord lol

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El_Felkx 2021-10-09 22:49:49

@a namer here I'm white but ok 🙏🏻

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Drew Mortenson 2021-11-11 00:00:26

Not only that, she was literally cancelled

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Jason808Vance 2021-11-20 15:31:58

@Zericle Bill Maher the N-Word Guy?

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DemonicRemption 2021-11-25 04:49:43 (edited 2021-11-25 04:50:22 )

@Smug Tomato

A man calling a woman crazy for having an opposing opinion? Had Kimmel been right wing, he'd be called "sexist" for calling Rosanne Barr crazy.

Funny how that works only one way.

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Zericle 2021-12-04 10:47:20

@Jason808Vance Well, you know what I mean. None of those late night show guys are "saints" or whatever, but I think Maher had a good idea going with letting both sides talk things out. You know, let everyone cool their jets a little. It's a neat idea that people should do more in my opinion.

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Jason Neary 2021-08-29 17:21:55

I wish i could write an argument like you man

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JuiceBox 2021-10-09 02:36:19

Imma be real: I laughed at 5:58, because I thought it was an edit and just supposed to be him getting hit by a car due to me not being familiar with his voice yet. I seriously can’t explain it it was just funny to me

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G H O U L 2021-10-13 01:46:47

Yo remember that time Obama got elected and ended racism , good times.

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Andrew White 2022-04-01 10:37:51

Hollywood is a messed up place...but don't bring Kobe Bryant into this conversation...there are many cases where people have been accused of something they didn't do...I get that this is a rant BUT STILL..."presumed innocent until proven guilty"

Love your videos (especially the "Never Ever" series) and can't wait for you to hit the 1Million mark.

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Casey James 2018-07-01 07:21:39 (edited 2018-07-01 07:21:56 )

I dont like Trump, but every comedian just focusing on him is getting really old

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j0elsuf 2018-07-01 09:21:50

I agree. If Carlin was alive he would tell all of them to stop.

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Yusuf Umar 2018-07-03 01:22:18

No, not really, Carlin against stupidity and trump is embodiment of stupidity. He need to be called out all the time.

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j0elsuf 2018-07-03 04:26:26

Bruh, have you watched any of Carlin's HBO specials from 1992 until his last HBO special? He specifically says that worshiping a president like some kind of god is the stupidest thing anyone can do. In Back In Town and Life is Worth Losing he explicitly says that voting is a big waste of time.

Carlin's opinion of Tantrum Trump would be pretty much the same as Slick Willie: At least he's honest about being full of shit.

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j0elsuf 2018-07-03 06:13:30

@Antiform well said lol. You must be libertarian like I am haha. Although the primaries definitely were not rigged against Sanders. Sanders was too early. Americans are sympathetic to Socialism, but they are still uncomfortable with it. That was proven two years ago. But they will not be come the 2020s, and the US will eventually become a poor man's USSR. One disagreement, and that is that no election is rigged. They are rigged 100% of the time just because of their existence. Because who wins in any election? Certainly not citizens. But the state does. Each and every time.

You gotta just sit back and laugh at it all, really. Obombya and Tantrum Trump are following the path that Neocon Dubya blazed for them. A new path will be blazed soon, probably by a younger version of Sanders. That's when things are gonna REALLY suck. Well they'll be alright for a few years but then its just gonna bite everyone in the ass. Just like the USSR and most of Eastern Europe from the 1940s-1990s. There will be coups and probably a 2nd revolutionary war. Not something I want to be a part of. 3rd world Southeast Asia may have more statism, but at least things are cheaper there and I don't have to worry about wars being started for no reason at all.

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j0elsuf 2018-07-03 06:16:11

I also disagree with the Bushisms being unintentional. Although he was one of the worst US Presidents in the history of the nation, many things he said and did were instructions from elites to make people more sympathetic to the left. Since the 2000s, the US has begun deliberately making anyone who leans right sound stupid in the media to get people to trust leftists more. Its the same tactics that were performed AGAINST leftists until the 2000s, tbh.

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Antiform 2018-07-03 06:25:36

Did Donna Brazile not crack the whole Bernie thing wide open? Was she proven wrong at some point? The podesta emails also implied he was never going to make it to the end.
Personally I always got the impression Bernie was 'scripted' to step down and direct his userbase over to Hillary, whose election was part of some rapidly accelerated NWO plan. Trump on the other hand was "not part of the simulation", so to speak, and as a result his candidacy was never taken seriously even at zero hour of the ballot, and his chances were downplayed against all evidence or statistics to the contrary.
As for Bushisms, I was thinking more of stuff like "Fool me once, fool me ... well you won't fool me twice", those kinds of idioms.

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j0elsuf 2018-07-03 07:13:22

Oh no. Tantrum Trump, Comrade Bernie, or Lizard Queen Hillary, the elites were good with ANY of them taking office. Its just who the elites trusted the most, which happened to be Trump. Let's face it; 8 years of Obombya followed by 8 years of Lizard Queen and people would have noticed something.

Its Libertarians who the elites want to make as uncomfortable as possible, as they knowingly understand that only the state wins in an election. AnComs (aka Marxists) understand this too, but aren't as supportive of free markets as Libertarians. So the elites aren't worried about them.

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Alex Bennet 2018-07-03 16:12:13

The joke of him being the American president is getting pretty old too.

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Antiform 2018-07-03 18:10:28

HAW HAW HAW HAW damn dude did you get that from Kimmel's show?! Man never heard THAT one before!

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Alex Bennet 2018-07-03 22:39:16

Antiform: Umm, that wasn’t actually a joke. Whatever novelty there was to an orange businessman who wants to build a literal wall between the US and Mexica has really worn off by now - the whole affair off separating immigrant children from their families is seriously messed up to the point where I don’t even want to joke about it anymore.

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Alex Bennet 2018-07-04 15:43:26

Antiform: Where are you getting your information from? Because I’ve heard that this extreme degree of separation where children are held in cages is a very recent policy of the Trump administration (which was announced in April actually). After doing some research, it seems that the Obama administration was heavily criticised for detaining families for a period - I found nothing about him splitting up families though.

It kinda seems more like you’re the one getting angry about something you know nothing about.

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Robert Paulson 2018-07-04 20:56:10

Casey James stanhope is not

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Jayesh Chhabra 2018-07-05 01:37:32

Alex Bennet "rich Americans" 41 million Americans live in poverty and honestly the people that cross illegally just add to that number. NO country has open borders so why should America? A wall is unnecessary when he can just slightly up border patrol for a more cost effective impact but that's a different issue.

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ll kurofox ll 2018-07-05 12:32:43

Exactly!

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Richard Roberson 2018-07-05 15:09:22

Antiform well said

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Austin H 2018-07-07 01:30:47

Antiform I should copy this and send it to all of my democratic friends

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GAY CRAFT 2018-07-15 01:21:45

Yusuf Umar he has done a lot for this country

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Goosetooth 2018-07-17 19:18:42

they never seem to mention his anti environment decisions which is honestly the main reason I dislike him. I feel like more people should know about it but when I talk to people about it I swear every time they go "whaaat really?! I had no idea". it's kind of discouraging.

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Cousin Vinnie 2018-07-21 00:46:48

I like Trump, yet I think we can make fun of him because he's such a memeable guy. But, I agree, it's getting old.

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Misanthropic Servitor of Mars 2018-08-07 13:12:58

Casey James literally tired of winning

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Theroux 2018-09-03 20:16:41

Do you genuinely not like Trump IE one of his policies or are you just yet another buzzword salad drone?

It's crucial to know the difference, and the latter is far too prevalent.

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spicy_kippurs 2018-09-04 09:09:11

Even up here in Canada where we have a MUCH worse person running our country the headlines are always fucking bashing trump and I'm sick of it.

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enderpotato00 2018-09-14 04:56:18

Even if you don’t like trump, he’s still the president and should give him a chance

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Antiform 2019-06-06 01:54:26

Sometimes I just get so bored I need to express opinions on the internet at somebody

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sam wise 2019-06-19 03:19:11

I agree. Not a big fan of Trump either but seriously there are more interesting topics they can focus on.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 20:29:07

@Alex Bennet so whos the president? I guess it's the guy who lowered taxes and is trying to stop north Korea from hating us. It's easy to switch them up tho because they're both named Donald Trump and look the exact same. I'm not saying Trump can do no evil but he has done some good. You're acting like he's Herbert Hoover

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Fandom guy 2019-06-26 02:40:56

It's not at all unusual considering late night shows always make fun of big names and Trump does some new norm shattering bullshit everyday. Also people watch.

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Ultimate Thot Slayer • 999 years ago 2019-11-11 02:37:47

Yeah Trump is already a walking meme

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Ye da 🐐 no 🧢 2019-11-23 03:50:42

Same here I can’t stand trump but I truly can’t stand these late night talk show clowns

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CoalKingRyan 2019-11-27 04:31:45

Antiform yikes this didn’t age well along with all comments that claim that Trump doesnt use foreign support in elections which is against the constitution and is considered a treasonable offense

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bart g 2019-11-30 21:08:36

Wus poppin Jimbo?

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Fake Geek 2020-01-28 11:04:53

God if i were a comedian i'd make fun of my peers and the dems.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-01-31 15:55:59

@Mark Stark yes because all gun control advocacy started under Trump amirite

Talk about history blinders

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Daniel Kemp 2020-01-31 15:57:59 (edited 2020-02-10 23:49:30 )

@Puffy_jr the tax break barely affected most of the country and focused on the top 1% of wealthy people. Relations with NK are better because we've done nothing but concede to them without any benefit on our end, not even confirming that they're downscaling their nuclear program

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Rich Sackett 2020-02-10 04:32:27

If you don't like it, vote Trump out. Problem solved.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-02-10 23:50:04

@enderpotato00 my dude it's been 3 years, cut the "give him a chance" shit

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A L 2020-03-30 14:44:41

It’s like he is the president or something.

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I don’t know anymore 2020-03-31 19:30:00 (edited 2020-03-31 19:30:42 )

Ike Okereke FINALLY SOMEONE IS SAYING THE TRUTH

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:20:56

if you think that's old, just watch any news network except fox, literally every day "wawawa trump wayyciss"

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:23:55

@Ike Okereke ok...lets all take a moment of silence and feel bad because this one guy on the internet said to...ok done...

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:25:14

@Fake Geek the golden rule of comedy - no one gets a pass, lol

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clerp 2020-11-23 15:41:15

@さくら the best part is they won't make nearly as many jokes about Biden if he becomes president

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Privasaurus Rex 2020-11-26 06:52:41

I bet you didn't think that 2 years later, it would be even worse lol

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:29:00

It needs some spice, some wit.
Jeez, you already have a lot of material. How is it so hard?

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:55:35

And why don't they make fun of other presidents as well

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Flight Train11 2021-03-20 05:00:22

3 years later he’s still does that lol

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Alex Luft 2021-04-12 21:25:09 (edited 2021-04-12 21:25:39 )

I know Trump is out of the white house but i just wanna say it anyways, Trump jokes are the political version of the fart joke

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professionalgiraffe 2021-04-12 23:39:43

@Antiform this comment didn't age well

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BiggestDogg 2021-04-13 01:08:35

When where they new?

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RAUMER HERR 2021-04-16 15:59:40

fucking, hell you couldn't make say it more clear!

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Sheeper Skipps 2021-04-18 03:40:59

Congrats, it's over

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Juan Manuel Penaloza 2021-04-23 04:14:11

Thank God Old Man Biden won then. At least making jokes of him are gonna require more creativity.

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Oi Mate 2021-05-11 10:28:16

69th reply

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:59:10

At least it's not Sonic 06. That dead horse is only now starting to be left alone.

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Spring David 2021-07-10 21:24:10

@Yusuf Umar oh, so you like stale and repetitive jokes?

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 09:01:54

Ikr

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J M 2021-08-11 15:36:20

@Yusuf Umar What policy of Trump do you think is stupid?

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Pax Shmitz 2021-09-16 01:17:43

@Antiform Either way America is fucked. With the exception of Obama no president in the 2nd millennium has been any good. And even Obama wasn't too great.

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The Ketamine Kid 2022-04-03 14:47:01

@Yusuf Umar Child.

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Erin Erickson 2022-04-07 21:29:10

ppl have been making bill clinton jokes for years get used to it

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John Phillips 2022-02-12 12:59:56

EmpLemon is so outspoken, but at the same time he’s so honest and speaks nothing but the truth.

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Joshua Herrick 2021-10-25 05:53:05

Jimmy kimmel is actually hilarious with an awkward pause

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Tyler D 2021-09-02 08:33:43

Wow that Fallon clip gave me the slightest thread of respect for him lol now let's hope those claims of him overlooking sexual abuse are not true

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Gunner Owen 2022-01-07 22:44:54

You, sir Lemon, have gained my respect.

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bruhmomentofficial 2020-07-04 23:37:29

I'm anti-trump and pretty liberal, but even I think talk shows are obnoxiously milking trump for ratings.

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MarcComp 2020-07-08 23:46:00

I agree.

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TheSpitefulCapitalist 2020-07-27 23:19:24

I agree too

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Evan Okeefe 2020-07-28 17:47:58

That's because it's not an opinion its blatantly obvious.

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Leo Mobley 2020-07-30 13:34:52

I used to watch latte night shows untill this

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Maddog 2020-08-02 01:33:51

Respect the hell outa you

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Haispawner 2020-08-02 21:53:40

Yes exactly, the left needs nuance not repetition, I love Vaush for that reason. This bullshit can give right wingers even more potential recruits.

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CancerousCornDog 2020-08-03 07:43:44

Well even though we’re opposites at least we can agree on that

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cooper thompson 2020-08-08 22:26:48

@CancerousCornDog thank you for being civil, that is truly rare these days

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Lil Peet 2020-08-10 21:31:18

gang

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M13 Casey Yuan Pinos Otaza 2020-08-11 13:13:21

weegee weegee
That made it worse lmao

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dylan cox 2020-08-12 12:47:29

as someone who is very much anti-Trump, every time I see a comedian, or talk show, or just ANY show that makes a shot at Trump, I always feel like "ok, that's just a quick shot." it's an easy joke to make. just insult him and about 50% of your audience will laugh.

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Cody Warner 2020-08-15 08:01:27

Dude Stephen Colbert has to be the absolute worst. He's like the Billy Graham of Trump hate. I'm liberal as shit, but he's ridiculous

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fish 2020-08-19 04:28:39

Same

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Downtown 27 2020-08-22 02:25:41

Liberal is not an insult to you

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Jose Doe 2020-08-25 19:09:38

@Haispawner how does vaush help for that reason?

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Haispawner 2020-08-25 19:19:10

@Jose Doe I don't remember why I decided to suddenly bring up Vaush, but yeah he strongly brings his points across and doesn't overdo almost anything or stick to a comfort zone, and his content is very enjoyable.

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Dally H. 2020-08-27 15:50:01

@Haispawner What do you think about the recent quarrel with Destiny? I've kind of lost all respect for him now.

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Dally H. 2020-08-27 16:06:36

Destiny: "If you defend yourself in a morally justified way, and then you retreat from that situation, and a mob is chasing you down, and it's possible that they'll kill you if they get their hands on you, do you think you're obligated to submit yourself to the mob?"

Vaush: "Um... I'm actually gonna have to think about that... , generally, I think yeah."

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Jack VanHoy 2020-08-28 15:33:28

Agreed

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PETRIXXX 2020-08-29 19:16:16

In other news, water is wet

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PowerOfTheC 2020-08-30 07:21:57

I agree.

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Pat Coolway 2020-08-31 13:21:00

Blessed

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Jono Bidono fanas 2020-09-06 12:43:04

trump > biden

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clerp 2020-09-07 17:29:43

and cnn.
and msnbc.

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teehee 2020-09-14 12:17:22

same

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Nora T 2020-09-15 01:31:55

I agree. I think it's important to talk about it a decent amount because obviously Trump is a large figure and very relevant, but he shouldn't be 95% of the jokes. Personally I enjoy John Oliver more than most hosts because he talks about topics that aren't just EW TRUMP. Yes, he does sometimes mention or cover trump but I think that's perfectly acceptable. Loads of respect to all the people having civil discussion despite political views, it's refreshing. People are people in the end and sometimes it's hard to put this shit aside, but y'allre epic despite your politics. Almost everyone I've seen is very respectful and someone I'd enjoy. ♥️

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clerp 2020-09-15 19:05:34 (edited 2020-09-15 19:06:04 )

@Nora T I'd even go so far as to say it's totally ok to joke about our president, it's just that's 99% of these "talk/comedy/news shows" material is just that, and the majority of that material is just unfunny

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Nora T 2020-09-16 02:41:56

@clerp agreed

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Alonzo Gray 2020-09-16 04:43:19 (edited 2020-09-16 04:46:22 )

Cannot stand the guy either. He deserves to be made fun up but this is getting too far. Gotta be a limit here. The more we focus on making fun of Trump too much the more he might win the election and the problem just will not go away, it is only gonna get worst. Bad publicity is still good after all.

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clerp 2020-09-16 18:18:49 (edited 2020-09-16 18:19:16 )

@Alonzo Gray people end up taking the "humour" seriously just because it's about a political figure, not to mention bits of truth sprinkled in it so sometimes it all ends up sounding true/correct, even though it just isn't

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FasterSpinDash 2020-09-17 04:42:37

Haispawner fellow vaush fan hello!

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FasterSpinDash 2020-09-17 04:44:01

OWL hes anarchist not communist

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JR774 2020-09-18 00:20:48

Jimmy acts like he’s some common man just trying to stand up to “meany Trump” but he’s just another rich guy trying to go with trends and make more money. All of them are the same.

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sidd 2020-09-22 14:46:00

Cody Warner I would think Trevor Noah

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gamer 2020-09-23 16:56:52

Yes

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Rrrff Xxx 2020-10-01 16:18:18

Same

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Cinco Chishom 2020-10-05 18:29:06

@cooper thompson me and one of my older brothers have seperate stances in a political term but we can agree on many things and talk in a civil and mature way unlike certain people in this society

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Totally Normal 2020-10-06 14:06:22

Even though im pro trump, i agree with what your saying.

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SpeedrunnerInTraining 2020-10-09 01:51:45

same

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sidd 2020-10-09 16:36:17

Conrad Kujur exactly

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jackiebird 2020-10-09 20:45:50

That's fair, some people just want to watch the funny.

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James 2020-10-15 20:57:52

@clerp to be fair, that is kind of cnn and msnbc (and basically every single news program across the entire political spectrum) to talk about trump.

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Requiem 2020-10-20 15:50:24

No shit lol

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EpicPants231 2020-10-22 16:11:53

fax













no actually, thats fax

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george jones 2020-10-23 22:13:40

agreed

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IdiotToonz 2020-10-26 00:12:14

im right wing/neutral but i completely fucking agree to a T

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ThundercatVsTheWorld 2020-10-30 05:12:01

Wanna hear a joke? Donald Trump. (Everyone is laughing at that joke rn)

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some idiot 2020-10-30 17:28:27 (edited 2020-10-30 17:29:54 )

theres a sense of gravity that comes with discussing politics and to watch a bunch of rich celebrities make a joke out of issues that affect real people is incredibly off putting. like dude, read the fucking room

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iamchanman 2020-11-10 13:28:12

@Evan Okeefe evidence?

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Detah 2020-11-20 14:05:48

Yeah “ORANGE MAN BAD” was so funny the 568585868576352414414th time

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ThundercatVsTheWorld 2020-11-20 17:27:54

@Detah this joke was so funny it had my grandma rolling in her grave.

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DangerDan19 2020-11-25 18:22:23

Same

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PTC-Guides 2020-11-27 21:34:03

MAGA

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ariamentio 2020-12-03 20:34:35

couldn’t agree more. and honestly if you’re gonna do that at least be decently funny and don’t make him 1500% of your content

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GarbageRNG 2020-12-05 17:38:03

Same, but trump also seemingly does some crazy thing every day or two lol so it's also trumps fault as well lol

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Marty Mcfly 88MPH 2020-12-06 22:56:14

@Haispawner Vaush? Seriously? The guy is a communist that loves Antifa. That's not nuanced political opinions lol

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W0Y4K 2020-12-08 14:36:14

@Haispawner Vaush? You mean the guy that "exposes" right wing commentators so he can ride their coattails?

He's far from a good example. Vaush is your basic liberal that browses Reddit for news.

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Frog 2020-12-10 01:38:52

Truw

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sussedEEXZ 2020-12-14 22:56:54

Fun fact: you can be liberal and not like jimmy kimmel

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Grayson Dossett 2021-01-02 19:42:40

Yeah, honestly it seams like just a way to get ratings. In my opinion, Trump has been a historically bad president, but he did do some good.

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Earl Fan 2021-01-03 00:52:16

Yeah, me too.
I actively despise Trump and most of his campaign but when he won I accepted it, but some people aren't the same way.

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Nostalgia Critic Doug Walker 2021-01-04 03:31:50

@Haispawner it not subtle or nuanced it tasteless and lukewarm

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Felix Gutierrez 2021-01-04 08:37:06

It's honestly why I never got into these shows to begin with NOBODY CAN Sane Republicans and Sane Liberals can't watch this shit because its like the same song and dance repeating itself OVER and OVER AND OVER. And with the blatant HYPOCRISY is itself ironic as shit...

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2000 producer 2021-01-10 02:53:57

dont know why conservatives think liberals think like the media. and liberals think conservatives think like its 1920, people need to step out of they're comfort zone and try to understand the other person. tho am not saying both parties don't have extremely stupid people because they do oh they do

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Felix Gutierrez 2021-01-10 03:29:04

@2000 producer 100%

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Kwoskjsnbsns 2021-01-12 17:33:37

Same

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momoko's show (vtubing-archives) 2021-01-12 21:08:37

Exactly oh god yes

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Diego B 2021-01-13 02:51:55

You are the only leftist that I respect

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Was Poppin 2021-01-15 05:22:38

@Haispawner a fellow Vaush fan, I did not expect to see him mentioned on here

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Stuff___ Idontknow 2021-02-17 05:00:43

They did that for the 4 years of his presidency

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Wesss 2021-07-06 09:46:51

I don't remember when Trump started a new war...

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SeanHiruki 2021-12-13 05:31:35

@Haispawner Vaush? Mr “Lower age of consent”?

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SeanHiruki 2021-12-13 05:32:47

@FasterSpinDash AHAHAHAHAHA

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Pickle Odessey 2022-05-16 17:36:00

U speak the truth 🙌

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Alex Bobincheck 2021-11-20 03:40:11

I’m watching this in the end of 2021, it is scary how little we’ve progressed and how dramatically we’ve decided. I hope the best for ‘22 😕

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Shaman 2021-08-27 22:47:21

Never watched jimmy kimmel, was always a conan fan and goddamn as I proud of it.

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Girth Brooks 2021-11-13 13:01:05

Comparing a literal league of sexual assault allegations to the singular allegations made against Kobe that've been debunked over a decade ago is actually kind of disgusting and a huge reach.

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Zeddie Perry, IV 2022-06-04 06:04:03

Exactly Girth that was out of pocket

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ThatThiccCat 2021-12-01 03:16:31

This video was so factual, it’s aged so well

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ShinyMoltres 2020-09-02 02:42:44

Is this what you people in America watch on TV? This actually feels like a GTA V level parody tv show...

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Manic Static 2020-09-02 22:25:59

Only the mainstream crowd does

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Honeybee 2020-09-24 12:06:34

Static Static wait? People actually watch the late night talk shows? I thought it was just filler

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Ian E 2020-09-28 22:41:06

jimmy kimmel feels like a parody show that somebody would watch on arrested development

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Linventor 2020-10-04 01:44:20

Yup!


Please send help

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Ryan Gallagher 2020-10-13 16:31:51

@Levi Doneson haha i said the reddit thing i use reddit please laugh at my funny joke because i use reddit why is nobody laughing i'm a redditor

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светльо 2020-10-14 16:31:44

@Levi Doneson it appears you've missed the point. you're just not funny

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Paul-François Boss 2020-10-21 07:57:07

You too are an European who tries to understand American culture but sometimes it fails miserably no matter how weird you are it’s always weirder

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Angelo Luna 2020-10-22 06:19:26

i don't watch late night crap, they've become the anti trump parade with the same jokes. its a good thing the internet is invented, or else many of us including me would have severe TDS

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Gratuitous Lurking 2020-10-23 22:02:31

This is also why TV has been on a downward spiral, relatedly. If it wasn't for Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones style entertainment occasional rising over the mediocrity I fully expected it to have died back when everyone just ran reality TV.

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Joe 2020-10-25 02:40:30 (edited 2020-10-25 02:40:43 )

Only the normies but yeah still sad

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Joe 2020-10-25 02:59:28

@Levi Doneson lmao meant to say normies but autocorrect strikes again

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-10-25 18:48:34

No here in the USA we have some standards, and I know nobody who actually watches this guy

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Giant Lard 2020-10-28 08:02:00

Its what RUNS on TV us normal people don't really watch cable, its mainly netflix or hulu

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TVB 2020-11-15 21:29:53

@Justus the righteous big chungus ugandan knuckles keanu reeves wholesome 100 everyone liked that area 51 spongegar get stick bugged that's what heroes do dame da me among us

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Xenodroid 2020-12-05 23:35:34

I was gonna say it reminded me of one of those fake tv shows on TVs in the background of Max Payne 2, but those were actually hilarious and clever satire

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Mark Hewes 2020-12-09 00:33:17

It’s embarrassing isn’t it.

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Robert Downey Pooper 2020-12-10 14:59:34 (edited 2020-12-10 15:00:05 )

LMAO the best comparison ever (im american)

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Boy Youdaman 2020-12-14 00:41:42

gta v is able to parody it because it is based on something true

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Cullen Mitchell 2020-12-29 03:28:06

Lmao no

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Kaptain Kommissar 2020-12-30 02:47:22

As an American, I have no idea

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The one and only WM1 2021-01-04 02:37:43

Well GTA has to be parodying something right.

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Fraud Kiwi 2021-01-06 11:09:42

@Honeybee they usually come on at 12pm tho

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Some Guy 2021-01-07 20:05:12

No no, we don’t watch tv

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PETRIXXX 2021-01-07 21:26:30

twitter is like a game of gta because everyone gets pissed at you if you just stand there on the sidewalk

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Mason Westkamper 2021-01-13 02:00:43

Noone watches this

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Randy Randerson 2021-01-14 02:16:58

@Honeybee It's boomers and gen X. They can't use the internet for entertainment really. They are used to top down media consumption.

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Toiletbro Reyskens 2021-01-17 08:44:41

Oh boy have you seen all of the big mainstream news channels. It feels like you’re watching an epileptic seizure.

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sam 9786 S 2021-01-28 20:57:19

@Manic Static so.... Everybody

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Jason Spezza 2021-02-03 08:06:41

Where are you from? Most other countries follow american media like TV, movies, and music.. go to a third world country and they still know The Simpsons etc.

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leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories 2021-02-05 00:54:15

"I, Stereo am superior to Americans." You do know that shitting on Americans is on the same level as shitting on Trump.

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John Smith 2021-02-13 23:29:11

Not the majority of is, but some do

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Luce Van Gorden 2021-02-14 16:07:55

hey... ok yeah.

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Auramaster 206 2021-02-15 16:27:28

People watch TV still?

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thetattooedyoshi 2021-02-16 07:02:26

GTA Parody Shows have actual content

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ShinyMoltres 2021-02-16 23:18:46

@leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories Chill bud. I never said I "was superior to Americans" or whatever you're saying. All I've said is that this show feels so exagerated to the point of almost looking like a parody of itself. But it isn't, this is the actual show.

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Clean Clean 2021-02-18 13:17:07

@Angelo Luna tds???

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Clean Clean 2021-02-18 13:19:04

@TVB excuse me?

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Jesse 2021-02-19 00:32:10

Not me. SOME americans.

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leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories 2021-02-21 09:14:44 (edited 2021-02-21 09:15:06 )

@ShinyMoltres yeah lmao. It really do look like a satire of a talk show. It just pisses me off when people say stuff like that just as I'm sure I'd be idiotic for me as an American to insult your nation's TV. Sorry bro I didn't mean to be mean, you meant your comment out of genuine concern. Because like your TV shows, we the common people don't have any control over ours. So it'd be meaningless to judge us based on that. Not that you were. I thought you were. My bad.

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ShinyMoltres 2021-02-21 19:34:11

@leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories No worries.

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Heather Perleberg 2021-02-24 00:03:37

Watch Conan. He's a pretty cool dude.

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envy 2021-03-01 23:06:55

Nobody watches tv anymore.

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acsexton54 2021-03-02 07:36:24

I've never met anyone who unironically watches him

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Alpha_Nexus 2021-03-02 22:39:02

it only gets worse dude

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Dike Mavis 2021-03-03 12:13:38

Pretty sure it’s mostly just boomers... I’m in my 30’s and I don’t know anyone my age with cable.

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Polar Jet 2021-03-03 15:16:05

Eh not all of the American people, like me, I watch shows like: Cops, NASCAR, X-Files, Hogan’s Heroes, Andy Griffith Show, and baseball mainly

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Hans Moleman 2021-03-03 19:59:47

"you people in America"
wat

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Frank Poole 2021-03-03 21:47:08

@Boy Youdaman their writers are british and it's based on how people outside the US view it

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Bagoof agoof 2021-03-04 03:12:35

Only those are good

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MANIAKK 2021-03-04 08:02:22

bro gta is legit just the hell that is California

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ShinyMoltres 2021-03-05 09:55:53 (edited 2021-03-05 09:57:30 )

Just to clarify I didn't mean this comment to sound pretentious or as if I'm saying americans suck or whatever, its just that this show in particular is so absurd and exagerated that it resembles the parody tv shows from GTA.

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TJ Beaujon 2021-03-06 04:03:36

Why do you think the gta shows are like that.

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dtmcg mcgr 2021-03-07 08:44:59

Americans consume media ironically so they can mock the 'other side'

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FUNKCAT 2021-06-17 01:10:41

Hey hey now! The only good channel is Adult Swim. Trust me, most of us aren't idiots... most of us.

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Ryan Smith 2021-06-21 15:36:45

What do you think GTA V is parodying?

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Radical Rainbow 2021-09-10 05:24:55

What's a TV? You can watch things on it? Fascinating.

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diane ridley 2021-10-14 12:36:20

@Randy Randerson which I suspect you are a Gen Z. I will note your opinion and file it under uninformed and uneducated and "you're fro the early 2000s when the internet took over everything-- nope, no filters"

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diane ridley 2021-10-14 12:37:40

@leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories oh, no...... sigh

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diane ridley 2021-10-14 12:41:00

@Brandon J I suppose I am that person. I find Fallon insufferably puerile and obsequious. No, I am not a Boomer.

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lor 2021-10-15 17:23:34 (edited 2021-11-12 17:27:02 )

At least it's more interesting than what we have in the UK...

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Gurtbag 2021-11-12 16:44:32

Sadly, yes

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ert2030 2021-09-09 19:47:21

This aged like fine wine while biden has aged like milk

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Snowspring9 2022-04-28 20:55:49

In terms of rhetoric that Jimmy Kimmel and other late night hosts: it's the "otherism" and/or political polarization. It IS irresponsible and many didn't realize the terrible outcome it had created (i.e., worsening otherism) until it was too late. Now, it's just standard and unfortunate, truly an issue within news media, celebrity, and any online persona that enables or even participates in the behavior.

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CometCollector 2021-10-21 03:55:28

This is literally the perfect video of what has been on my mind. This video is a masterpiece

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Patrick Holt 2022-05-03 18:17:43

I like how the best way to portray Internet political discussions is to use a clip from the climactic fight to control the galaxy.

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Ciaran Tanner 2020-04-16 23:21:41

Emp: "I don't know the guy, maybe hes a good dude?"

Also Emp: Grinds jimmy into the dirt with the back of his heel as We cheer him on

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skep 2020-04-23 23:12:38

Cool meme.


Kinda missing the point because actually only knows what is portrayed on screen.

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MooGoblin 2020-05-06 01:42:58

it doesnt matter who jimmy kimmel is its the message that people take away thats important.

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Recezz 2020-05-10 12:21:23

"We'll talk about his persona."

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skep 2020-07-05 17:51:22

Samu-el Daw-kins for the record I agree with you

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Брат bob 2020-07-12 22:59:04

Sup Amigo Fidel

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Jorge 2020-08-19 21:51:04

Master Redd He's criticizing the persona he's showing to the world, maybe he is a good guy off screen but probably not.

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Kazooie 2022-04-23 22:30:59

This video has many valid points but many invalid points as well

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K2 Mally 2022-05-14 12:54:57

True.

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TupacLives 2022-03-03 00:10:06 (edited 2022-03-03 00:10:50 )

25:35 FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME SENSE OUT HERE. THANK YOU. Inbreeding of ideas is the best way I've ever heard that put.

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ChessFlix 2022-05-03 02:15:15

I try to have an open mind, but at 29 minutes you just said that it's part of the liberal platform to suggest that there's no such thing as a poor white man. That's just factually wrong.

"The fundamental liberal ideals of freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion, the separation of church and state, the right to due process and equality under the law are widely accepted as a common foundation of liberalism"

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Trash Panda 2022-05-03 06:06:27

Hes talked about the stale bread entertainment level Liberals. Basically buzz feed shit.
And they did(probably still do)believe shit like that

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Mazaroth 2021-09-10 12:08:24

The best way to describe Jimmy Kimmels... "comedy" is just a long un-ending dull pain that isn't actually that painful, but it makes you groan and sigh at the same time and just wish that it would end, it's not harmful or anything, it's just so dull and bland that it kinda hurts.

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Braden Smith 2019-06-12 02:50:24

The Roseanne interview makes me so angry how he just denies her when she’s trying to ask him a question or a civilized statement

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GrapeSkoda 2019-08-21 07:16:52

Roseanne: Makes completely reasonable and level-headed statement, even compromising with the opposition because she just wants the country to function and to have what's best for everyone within reason
Kimmel: "wHaT yOu'Re SaYiNg iS cRaZy."

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Guru 2019-09-28 03:32:20

Honestly, I would have just told him he was being disrespectful and walked off the stage at that point. Surprised she didn't.

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Adam Trott 2019-10-08 03:54:53

GrapeSkoda he’s like ummmm i was supposed to barrate you for 15 minutes and you ask me a political question that requires any thought? Donald Trump craaaazy amirite HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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LEE 2019-10-08 13:37:12

Seriously.. ditto. That shit made me angry. Oh so crazy to want our country to be successful no matter who is running it. So crazy to encourage voting if you don't like how things are being run! I feel so bad for Roseanne. I'm sure she's doing fine, but damn... she got royally screwed.

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That Guy Bob 2019-10-28 01:03:35

@Guru then he would've just made fun of her further, "what's her deal, she's crazy"

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Sue Zuccati 2019-11-18 03:47:33

@GrapeSkoda the only unreasonable part of her argument was to imply voting change anything. The system is rigged, no one will change anything playing by the rules.

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DerpyTurtle1993 2019-11-27 04:41:29

@Sue Zuccati rigged how so? I'm not saying you're wrong but that was a very vague statement you just made there

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Sue Zuccati 2019-11-27 04:47:05 (edited 2019-11-27 04:47:23 )

@DerpyTurtle1993 basically every single viable candidate is being paid by a corporation. And having only 2 parties contribute to the rigging.

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Sue Zuccati 2019-11-27 04:48:55 (edited 2019-11-27 04:49:18 )

@DerpyTurtle1993 when the candidate isn't a millionaire himself, which means that he will bend all the laws to favor their business and partners ahead of everyone else while keeping others far behind.

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kyle shadeck 2019-11-30 18:18:22

that pissed me off because she was making incredible points. I never understood why our people have been so eager to impeach Trump and see him fail. They'd rather see this country in complete disarray without trump than an orderly country with him. I mean yeah if he is blatantly doing things worthy of impeachment, then get him out of there. But he has been under so fine of a microscope that even him boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe is national news worthy. It is sick. I'm not a huge Trump guy and I do believe he has some serious flaws, but when it comes down to it I want to see him succeed because he is our president.

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Dr. Oofers 2019-12-10 18:42:26

kyle shadeck yeah, he’s done some good things. But also some bad things, (I.e blaming violent videogames for violence.)

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caslaBBalsac 2021-10-06 15:30:11

6:41

LOL for those who don't know, that's the Junk Man theme from MM7, making an obvious slight at Jimmy.

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Malek McFetridge 2022-04-19 16:38:11

8:37 While I'm not a fan of Jimmy Fallon, I gotta give him props for this.

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syahran 2021-09-07 06:32:04

"The godless will always in search for an idol"

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C S 2021-09-21 20:19:32

11:17 caught me off guard so hard I inhaled a piece of my food 😂

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cerberuz34 2021-02-13 15:51:05 (edited 2021-02-13 15:51:19 )

He's like the male version of Amy Schumer

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Vidal Santos 2021-04-15 19:42:13

Holy shit lmao

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Ikelos 2021-04-19 10:17:11

Ehh, at most he's about half.

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Shromp 2021-04-22 02:48:52

OrangePeanut and EmpLemon collab??

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eebu 2021-05-10 20:04:00

he's like the pale version of Johnny Rone

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James Green 2021-07-07 15:08:26

He’s a white trever Noah

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Dharc 2021-07-20 19:09:27

Dane Cook?

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juniorsofjumping2521 2021-07-25 23:14:46

@Shromp good

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 06:20:21

"Apply water to burned area"

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 09:02:32

LMAOOOOO

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2002 Toyota Corolla 2022-01-07 01:13:18

I miss when liberals were like this man right here. God bless you.

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Aaron Alvarez 2021-08-31 17:06:39

Great video! I’ve got to be honest I’d never heard of you. I was just letting YouTube play whatever came up next and boom! Here you are. Anyways, I’ve never heard of you but you sound like a perfectly reasonable person, you’ve earned my subscription.

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PhoenixofPrometheus 2022-01-12 06:01:06

This is easily one of the best videos on YouTube.

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Jew With A Clue 2021-11-09 13:34:16

this video aged like a fine wine

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Assassin 4056 2020-11-08 08:07:14

Listening to Jimmy talk about politics is like listening to a dish getting scratched with seven forks

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KorewaPain 2021-01-21 17:54:37

What Jimmy does not sound like music to my ears

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 13:07:54

It's like getting stock advice from a 4 year old.

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KorewaPain 2021-02-20 13:30:54

@Egg T wait I don’t think you were understanding what I meant

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Leetravius Mckay 2.0 2021-03-01 11:09:57

@Emperor Xitler lmao

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stark1500 2021-04-18 16:08:39

grr orang man bad -kimmel

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BPG 2021-09-04 08:06:03 (edited 2021-09-04 08:06:14 )

He was pretty good until the end of 2017 then he went soft on comedy

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Displeased Gentleman 2021-09-03 17:20:28

The closest option that i found that can have an opinion while on a comedy show would be George Carlin.
Like a philosopher with a sense of humour

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Jesse S 2021-10-05 17:10:04

As a Liberal, living in Berkeley CA, I am more and more disgusted with my party.

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Selectivy Stupid. 2022-01-08 02:41:00

People are still arguing 3 years later about this. This is the definition of a political video. They make the video and people automatically argue for years.

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ThatCleverFox 2020-06-23 00:22:14 (edited 2021-02-01 08:37:06 )

Took a few years, but it seems Kimmel is finally on the chopping block.
2021 edit: And the ditch keeps getting deeper and deeper

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ayu 2020-07-16 11:02:26

I don’t keep up with Kimmel, so what happened?

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Logan Macosko 2020-07-16 13:47:24

@ayu The blackface thing, mentioned in this video, came back to bite him

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Seamus McKeon 2020-07-16 15:30:19

Real cancel hours

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ayu 2020-07-17 23:45:41

Logan Macosko Oh. Good for him.

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Dorkalicious 2020-07-20 06:26:53 (edited 2020-07-20 06:27:20 )

I don't think Kimmel should be cancelled, we have to be better than that

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Just Call Me Joe 2020-07-27 06:31:03

@Dorkalicious no, I don't think I will

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Kraqqen 2020-07-28 20:09:11

@Dorkalicious nah cancel culture is generally bad but I don't like Kimmel so that means my standards change

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Dorkalicious 2020-07-28 20:21:03

@Kraqqen @Just Call Me Joe How can we expect cancel culture to end if we keep cancel other people, we have to be good people in order for this lunacy to end

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Godd Howard 2020-07-28 22:39:14

Dorkalicious can’t believe I’m about to say this, but your right, we can’t pick and choose where we let cancel culture rule, he shouldn’t be cancelled, although he may deserve it

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Dorkalicious 2020-07-28 22:48:03

@Godd Howard thank you

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ahmost 22 2020-07-29 12:29:00

@Kraqqen so cancel culture is bad till it happens to someone you don't like

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Yuval Biger 2020-07-29 17:10:58

ahmost 22 I think he should be criticized for it . But not canceled.

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LikeGarlic 2020-07-29 18:09:04 (edited 2020-07-29 18:10:01 )

Dorkalicious I somewhat agree but we need some level of “cancel culture” for people to get punished for doing bad things on the internet. Without it, people can get away with some really scummy shit like, for example, blackface. The closest thing that we have to cancelling outside of the internet is going to jail. But that is for breaking the law, not racism, homophobia, etc.

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Giovajhn Burgett 2020-07-29 19:04:12

I'm more for replacement culture(made it up) Let's just get a different host, and boom we're solid.

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Yuval Biger 2020-07-29 19:17:50 (edited 2020-07-29 19:18:14 )

TheBuenoMonano o that’s Called being fired and yea that’s fine to

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Yuval Biger 2020-07-29 19:20:32

LikeGarlic if you cancel someone they can’t improve because they are ostracized. If we want people to improve we should discuss our differences.

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x3 seal 2020-07-29 19:52:40

@Dorkalicious "We", no no no. It is not "we" that are canceling people, pedro. No one listens to us. Twitter Blue checkmarks are doing the canceling.They have fame, people worships their status and do their bidding. They step on(cancel) other people to get more famous.

Now, it is their turn to get cancelled. "We" can only watch, "We" have no power.

Dont worry though, it will stop when they target 1%ers.

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Ya Knoe 2020-07-30 01:26:44

Instead of “canceling” which in reality means “let’s contact advertisers, make a bunch of noise, stir the shitpot, and smear someone because we want them gone”

What is natural and should be in place instead is simply the free market, if Jimmy is recognized by individuals who simply don’t care for his show then he will go away and something else will naturally take his place because he can’t supply what the audience is demanding.
As long as you’re not maliciously attacking someone, it’s not “cancel culture”.

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Kraqqen 2020-08-01 05:12:15

@Dorkalicious that's the joke.

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Kraqqen 2020-08-01 05:12:32

@ahmost 22 that's the joke. Goddamn

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Kraqqen 2020-08-01 05:13:33

@Godd Howard you clearly missed the joke

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Dorkalicious 2020-08-01 06:36:23

@Kraqqen sorry, sarcasm doesn't carry well on the internet

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Godd Howard 2020-08-01 07:51:54

Kraqqen Gaming what joke did I miss I’ve not posted on this comment thread for days

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ahmost 22 2020-08-01 16:07:09

@Kraqqen good joke

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Matthew Bickerton 2020-08-03 22:55:28

God I hope so

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DJ CharliCharles 2020-08-07 12:46:59

@ayu llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Archungus 2020-08-08 03:56:15

Sorry, what I don't watch TV so what's up?

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Ganon is King 2020-08-29 22:03:08

Uncle Jimmy about to be in prison

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Quintesson 2020-08-30 15:53:10

It was worth the wait. i laughed so hard when i found out about the blackface incident.

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thebeatleswin1 2020-09-02 23:04:24

LikeGarlic um, No. any sort of cancel culture is a problem. If you don’t like someone or what they say, Don’t listen to them.

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M Yes 2020-09-14 04:51:25

@Logan Macosko ohh. They say hes on vacation

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Weeb Master 2020-10-01 23:11:14

ahmost 22 actually yes

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Weeb Master 2020-10-01 23:16:55

Godd Howard cancel culture is terrible, but only because it’s misused. If it were properly and wisely used instead of being used like a toddler with an ak-47, then it would be an amazing thing used to take the worst people out of positions of power. I think that it’s more than fair enough to cancel jimmy. It’s just not okay to cancel people like countdankula

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Weeb Master 2020-10-01 23:18:00

Yuval Biger I don’t want jimmy to improve, I want him gone

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Weeb Master 2020-10-01 23:21:26 (edited 2020-10-01 23:25:19 )

@Eagle Ambush @thebeatleswin1 did you watch the fucking video? The entire point is that people are being manipulated into thinking that he’s worthy of fame and a good person, just because he is famous and says he’s a good person. He sits atop a pillar of lies and people think that the lies are merit. That’s why he’s still popular at all, and a free market system won’t bring how bad he is to light

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jayvhon calma 2020-10-07 00:56:13

@Dorkalicious you've got a moral compass that batman would be proud of

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Dorkalicious 2020-10-07 00:59:40

@jayvhon calma thank you

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jimbles 2020-10-10 16:15:15

Good

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RaRaRasputin 2020-10-15 21:04:01 (edited 2020-10-15 21:09:36 )

His COVID skit was stale, but at least the jokes were more original than Schumer's, though as stale as Singh's.

Edit: The originality? I take it back.

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Pyro Kujo (hiatus) 2020-10-16 21:37:28

@Dorkalicious wrong wrong wrong wrong! Wrong wrong wrong wrong! Your wrong! Your wrong! (This is from scrubs)

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heccison the braincell 2020-10-19 12:49:15

@Logan Macosko epic

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Luis Castanon 2020-10-21 02:41:36 (edited 2020-10-21 02:45:36 )

@Dorkalicious We can’t let our emotion get in the way if it fuels a endless fire that will spread to create toxicity, and said and done in war is that all party’s lose it especially translates well to human behavior.when your own emotions get to you the people involved loses including you.

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gangster khalid 2020-10-29 07:01:56

@Logan Macosko oh yeah

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Quantum Physics 2020-10-31 09:34:22

I just feel the need to get this out there. I'm not going to pretend that I know what's best, but I'm going to say what I think the best plan of action is for cancel culture, and how it's used in relation to that. For one, I think cancel culture should exist. Say what you will, but it's ultimately necessary to keep a healthy balance on what content is socially acceptable and what isn't. Now, that mostly regards the present, but history being dug up, if verified and deemed unfavorable to an extreme degree, I think it should still count. Blackface? Borderline sexual assault? Political Bashing? Each of those instances could be deemed forgivable on their own and considered separately, but this has been a practically constant stream of bad and offensive content, and while I won't get into it here, I also think society has grown a bit of a thin skin when it comes to being offended. Jokes that legitimately discriminate against and affect a demographic are what should be deemed offensive, in my mind. When you personally disagree with an opinion or give your own, I adopt the ideology that it should only be offensive when it threatens or begins to affect you in a real way for reasons other than your capability to respect the human ability to have an opinion that conflicts with your own. Kimmel is a good example of this, as he reinforces sexist humor, politically skews the audience with no regard to how impressionable they are on the other side of the screen, and performs the very definition of racist comedy, which only serves to further the modern strain on the relationship between black and white Americans, and all of these collectively reinforce radically unacceptable behavior in the rest of the country. Cancel culture shouldn't be used to get rid of someone who disagrees with you for that purpose, it should be used to get rid of people who are legitimately offensive to the point of affecting you in a real way that stems from something other than your intolerance of an opinion separated from your own. If anyone feels the need to add to this, by all means, feel welcome to. This is just what I see as the best way to use cancel culture as a tool instead of a weapon moving forward. To the reader, have a good day/night.

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Luis Castanon 2020-10-31 23:27:36

@Quantum Physics That’s a chapter of a textbook right there possibly 2

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MsDestroyer900 2020-11-06 16:44:12

@Quantum Physics "Cancel culture should exist to some degree".

I used to think like this too back in 2016 when YouTube drama was at its peak. But it's precisely because of this thinking that it's escalated so fucking much over the years.

We used to cover vegan gains calling someone stupid over the internet, now we're covering racism and rape. No, cancel culture was a mistake. The legal system exists for a reason, it may have flaws, but it's designed to be fair, there is a due process.

The reason why cancel culture is flawed is because it operates on guilty until proven innocent. Anyone can say anything about anyone else, and the general public because judge, jury and executioner.

Sure, maybe Kimmel deserved it. But where does it stop? YouTubers? Instagram influencers? Reddit mods? Until recently, I've seen regular-ass people get cancelled on Twitter. People who work a 9-5 and have zero support from any kind fans, because they're just regular people. It only hurts the people who can't get back up after falling. Whereas Jimmy? Where is he now? His reputation is somewhat tarnished, but how about that guy I knew? He's 23 years old and his job opportunities were revoked, they didn't want him anymore (employers check your social media now), his new girlfriend is now his new ex, and several of his friends have seenzoned him. What did he get cancelled for? His previous girlfriend called him a sexual offender because he was pushy about sex one time.

Cancel culture is toxic, it doesn't even work on the targets it was meant to take down. The only successful times cancel culture worked I guess was I'm the smash Bros community a few months ago, but there were casualties there as well. A guy and a girl were both black out drunk and she accused him of rape.

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Quantum Physics 2020-11-06 17:16:11

@MsDestroyer900 I'm sincerely sorry what happened to those people you mentioned who were falsely accused of heinous criminal acts. However, that's not what I mean when I say that cancel culture should exist. As previously implied, it should be based off of things that have actually happened and have proof behind them, such as with Jimmy Kimmel and the bits I mentioned that are less comedic than they are outright negatively polarizing. I've never supported false accusations, especially in a manner that abuses the fact that women who falsely accuse men of rape can ruin their lives with the connotation of that crime even if those same men are proven innocent. That's not what I see as cancel culture. What I see it to be is that nothing illegal was done, but it still, within reason, needs to be monitored. Take the bit about Jimmy with blackface. That was not illegal by any means, there is no law prohibiting that, and the same could be said about the bit about women feeling his pants and the obnoxious political dissemination. There definitely is something wrong with false criminal accusations, especially those of a sexual or predatory nature towards a man, because these cases, even though false, can permanently stunt their ability to provide for themselves and those they care about. It can tear apart families, homes, and could even cause suicide to be considered as an appropriate response. Once again, I'm truly sorry about what happened to those people you know and see casually tossed aside and shunned by society, but what happened to them isn't based in cancel culture as I see it, rather, a gross misuse of Judicial bias and lack of coping mechanisms won out against logical reasoning. To answer another question you posed, I think it should stop at what happens on television or the internet. What happens in the physical world and actually affects or threatens us nearly always has proof behind it and can be made into a case in the court of law, and unfortunately, that system is corrupt, too, but since there is already a working legal system for it, there's no need. If a man was a proven rapist, cereal killer, thief, arsonist, etcetera, he needs no attention from cancel culture as there are prohibitions on that in the legal system and he will be tried in court for those crimes. And people need to stop being so paranoid about individuals accused of criminal actions that were never committed due to stigma. If this weren't an issue, that person you know who was blackballed out of financial opportunities and left in societal dust wouldn't be where he is today. I think my claim before still stands, but may still, despite the large effort put into it, be a tad less specific than it needed to be, and also that the legal system needs a lot of work, as well as the impact made onto people who get involved with it on no grounds. I hope that person can eventually turn their life around again, and that this court system we have can be relieved of the vast majority, if not all, of its problems that cause this type of negative influence. And, as a side note, have a good day/night.

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Quantum Physics 2020-11-06 19:52:23

@MsDestroyer900   I can't change your mind, so I'm going to opt to agree and disagree. Also, I don't think you understood what I meant by 'fake accusation.' I meant false, as in they were claimed but untrue. I wasn't saying that they were never claimed, just that they had no evidence to actual rape happening. And on the topic of the nuance of the legal system, my father was assaulted out of nowhere on his own property when I used to live in Pell Lake, Wisconsin. The man was selling his dead child's prescription morphine he'd been refilling somehow for over a year, and was a child rapist and registered sex offender. The police proceeded to threaten my father, who was the victim of assault and chose to perform self-defense by pinning him to the ground for about five minutes until his wife could call the police in order to prevent his own injury and that of his family or pets, with legal action. The system is corrupt, and there's no two ways about it. Are there good police? Yes. Is the legal system effective where it needs to be? Mostly. Does it get it wrong a lot of the time? Absolutely.

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M2Fires 2020-11-14 23:16:54

God that original content was hard to watch

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MysterioElShikh619 2020-11-30 03:43:39

Nobody cared enough to cancel him lol

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Red Signal 2020-12-04 08:09:57

Yes!

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Yuval Biger 2020-12-04 11:44:20

@bbtootall Give me one example of a guy that got cancelled and improved thanks to it.

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Yuval Biger 2020-12-04 16:44:45

@bbtootall can I marry you ?

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Dorkalicious 2020-12-04 17:41:21

@bbtootall wat

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Yuval Biger 2020-12-04 19:06:09

@bbtootall I don’t think you get it . I’m a leftist.

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Dorkalicious 2020-12-04 20:56:57

@bbtootall wat

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Dorkalicious 2020-12-04 21:17:57

@bbtootall you don't hold your political opposition in high regard do you?

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Lana Avrutova 2020-12-08 09:23:56

@Godd Howard godd howard... I love that name

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Godd Howard 2020-12-08 22:36:53

@Lana Avrutova thanks I made it myself

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irregulargamer13 2020-12-11 18:42:53

@Dorkalicious yeah but kimmel should really feel what its like on the other end of the stick. Sometimes people have to really learn why cancel culture is toxic first-hand

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The King 2020-12-17 14:23:04

@Dorkalicious Cancel culture sucks, but karma is good. Especially when that individual haven't changed.

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Oh Canada 2021-01-04 08:33:54

Kimmel shouldn't be "cancelled" in that sense, but his show should be canceled because its fucking terrible.

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Jack Nedry 2021-03-02 18:53:18

@Dorkalicious,
He did it to himself.

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Patrick Smith 2021-11-13 11:15:49

Like the other talk show host, Kimmel's show is no longer designed to elicit laughter; rather designed for applause. Kimmel makes two types of jokes; stupid, mindless jokes and divisive jokes that play a roll in America's social destruction.

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Miah Thorpatrick 2022-02-13 09:11:31

I enjoyed the hell out of this video. Also that Morgan Freeman clip at 25:00 always stuck with me after all these years. He's absolutely right and I've stood by that for years.

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Sakka Suflé 2021-11-11 18:16:48

Fast forward to November 2021 and people voted for a Republican Governor(s) in Virginia and New Jersey. People like Jimmy are absolutely clueless and detached with the average citizen.

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Joshua Patrick 2021-10-25 20:48:22

It’s not bordering on propaganda, it’s well past that.

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JCC 2018-12-04 23:37:49

This guy isn't even into politics and he's one of the most rational people I've ever heard, you have earned yourself a new subscriber

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Brother Bup 2019-01-31 01:36:14

I've been a subscriber longer than you, and let me just say...



You have predicted him perfectly.

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Alexandre 2019-02-28 06:22:45

For a moment I thought you were talking about Kimmel, but when you said "rational" I put the pieces together.

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Anthony Smash 2021-10-03 02:45:17

I didn't know that jimmy Kimmel was supposed to be a comedian... Just .. amazing.

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CasT Foolish 2022-01-13 19:10:04 (edited 2022-01-13 19:11:30 )

20:15
It's not ridiculous, it's statistical evidence. No other country has this severe of a problem when it comes to guns.

Americans have more guns per 100.000 people than any other country in the world.

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Peäkz 2022-01-17 20:22:41

But every country has the same issue in terms of violence. Guns aren’t the problem, people are.

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Nick Hamel 2021-11-11 03:07:25

Damn this video has a great topic but I did not know it would be so politically charged 😂 hopefully you edit these when you get older, he’s the worst and I agree with a lot of what you say about him but damn…these arguments are just ridiculous 😂 Hollywood millionaires aren’t liberals, more racist and corrupt than most Americans

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doom 189 2021-11-11 18:45:02

Most Hollywood stars are liberal lmfaoo

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Charlie 2022-05-20 23:05:54

The "What's in my pants" part hurt to watch. I physically cringed...

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The Santa Cruz Joker 2021-05-22 05:24:15

His extreme boomer energy when it comes to hating on gamers is enough of a turn off

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Hurri 2021-08-20 22:18:09

no hate but your pfp fits this comment

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Wu Zi Mu 2021-09-01 21:51:59

@Hurri we ligve in a soceter

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Rusty M. Shackelford 2021-10-12 00:25:23

It's his Boomer Sigma Grindset.

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JudeConstantine321 2021-10-22 16:44:56

@Rusty M. Shackelford gay

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alfa01spotivo 2021-10-29 17:56:33

bOoMeR

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Alain Arduain 2022-03-16 15:20:56

Gamers are the most oppressed class of people

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ً 2022-03-23 07:25:58

and self proclaimed gamers deserve it

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Richard0915 2022-05-02 19:38:04

I dont think you realize the extent to which this is a problem if you are only focused on him being a bad host to Markiplier

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John Gardner 2022-06-17 06:31:42

extreme boomer energy

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Work Less Play Harder 2021-12-05 05:47:43

I love this video but I gotta admit, the joke at 5:49 was pretty funny

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2022-04-07 00:14:18

I don’t think you stated enough how much you love donald trump and the glorious us of a

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keter class 2021-09-22 13:54:59

It's a good video about "progressives" going off the cliff but I'm confused by your 10 minute defense of Daddy Zogbot followed immediately by a rebuke of celebrity culture.

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 22:04:45

20:20 Outlawing guns will only prevent responsible citizens from being able to carry legitimately and have literally no impact on illegal arms.

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Cristian 2018-04-08 04:48:00 (edited 2018-04-08 04:49:11 )

I kinda wish EmperorLemon was much more popular with his content. He truly has some amazing pointers to provide how bad certain people are when it comes to certain things they do. Especially when Jimmy Kimmel should just talk about other huge issues about the world than politics. It'll be even better if they all talk about the education system that I'm still stuck on with a bunch of normies in my classes, god help us.

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Tales From The Lotus Podcast 2018-04-08 14:40:46

Cristian we don't need normies poking around here

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Cristian 2018-04-08 15:43:12

Tales From The Lotus Podcast From this day on I still absolutely hate them, Behind the Meme is still a pain in the ass.

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gorka Austin 2018-04-09 04:06:16

Cristian

I think it's because Emp basically painted himself as a passionate memer with that Behind The Meme conflict so people take him much less seriously.

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Moss Hive Network 2018-04-10 02:23:22

But what about the YTPs?

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Cristian 2018-04-10 02:33:19 (edited 2018-04-10 18:47:51 )

SRRN or BWM I haven't forgotten about them, they're pure gold.

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João Pedro 2018-04-10 20:50:12

i think youtube blacklisted his account and now he doesnt show up in anyones recommended videos and his videos get 0 views

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Zack Steele 2021-09-18 01:25:52

I actually never actually watched Jimmy Kimmel live and are more familiar with his previous work in this case his tenure on "The Man Show"; at which like many sketch comedy shows from the past either aged very poorly or is more relevant than ever. In the case of Kimmel's Karl Malone skits at which he decided to go as far as dress in blackface to portray the former NBA player and mock Malone's tendency to talk in the third-person not only looks horrible but begs to question how was this given the "green light" by the network? .

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kfcwifi7 2021-12-22 02:16:08

who’s here after a college football bowl game was named after him

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KeyserSoze26B 2022-02-05 23:28:19

James Corden is even worse, Corden by far is the worst. I used to love Conan O’Brien (still do but I haven’t watched him in a long time) Conan O’Brien is f*cking awesome especially back in the day!

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DudeRobot 2022-04-10 13:24:37

This video has aged like a fine wine. No one stops to think anymore. People think the world is literally a cartoon. There are only the good guys and the bad guys

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k gonzalez 2018-06-07 16:42:43

“People laughed at me when I told them that I was going to be a comedian one day ☝🏻😤, no one’s laughing now” -Jimmy Kimmel

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Vyro The Virus 2018-06-29 23:22:22

I love this so much.

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Sistine Fibel 2018-07-02 10:45:38

You made a better joke in a single comment than Kimmel this whole year..

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yawningdon 2018-07-03 02:31:31

LMFAOJUHUIH

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Antiform 2018-07-03 04:15:22

Reminded me of an old Futurama quote, where Fry is trying to cheer up Leela; "People used to call me dumb, but I proved them!"

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Mr. Fancypants 2018-07-03 12:05:45

seen that joke a year ago but replace jimmy with amy schumer

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R Linders 2020-02-08 20:30:38

“You can say that again, pal!”

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Breadstick4 2020-02-14 03:58:03

This joke is now in the joker movie, good job making the joke first

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P P 2020-02-21 23:56:45

You predicted Joker

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Hello Friend 2022-04-03 20:46:32

“I don’t think anyone realizes how bad Jimmy Kimmel actually is” BRO 😭😭 we know

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Brendan S 2022-01-02 15:59:25

Idk if i agree about your view on news media in general, but youre making some great points.

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Kitcat 2021-09-07 20:13:50 (edited 2021-09-07 20:28:01 )

You don’t hear it said enough but people on the far left dont like liberals either. We usually get grouped together but many liberal policies and talking points are infuriating to leftists and Kimmel represents everything wrong with liberalism perfectly. Leftists and liberals may have some overlap by being left of center but very little beyond the surface level. I feel like people assume you need to be centrist or right wing to hate liberals but absolutely not.

Many left leaning people with actual sound political ideas see that bashing trump indiscriminately, worshiping Democrats indiscriminately and hypocritical virtue signaling is all poisonous. They often agree that the NRA sucks but do believe gun ownership is a valuable right, and that the gun violence situation is over simplified.

Leftists are a strong believer in social justice, discourse on racial, gender and sexual inequality and history and support Black Lives Matter. because they believe these ideas and actions are sound, logical and justified as a response to well documented, verifiable and severe oppression from both social, legal and government levels. (Remember that police ARE the government corruption and as a people we have every right and duty to point out tyrannical corruption and abuse).

Many leftists are socialist leaning and believe higher taxes in some areas of government are actually good for the country, such as medicine, education and infrastructure.

but regardless, leftists despise liberalism as a political group. Who only support things like BLM and surface level woke talking points because it’s popular to do so

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:31:08

Yeah. The problem is that people want to take the easy way of thinking and label everything left/right when judging anything on the left/right political spectrum is basically useless. It's the easy way of thinking about things unlike the hard nuanced way that requires more effort and discomfort.

People follow all sorts of different ideologies/worldviews/value systems/whatever you want to call them, that are often completely opposed to things others of the same 'side' wants.

It's like when trying to put Nazi Germany onto the left/right spectrum, a completely pointless exercise that actually makes no sense.

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Hunter Hill 2022-03-24 08:58:58

I was looking for a comment that addressed the equating tankies to a typical American liberal, as is done in this video, and this is the closest I've found so far. Crazy how the creator takes the worst of what gets lumped into the left (tankies) and uses it to paint with a wide brush over the entirety of the rest of the spectrum up to conservatives. So crazy. And crazy how their right-wing views seem not so bad when followed directly after. Definitely not manipulative like Kimmel or anything.

I could not agree with you more about not hearing it enough that leftists don't like liberals. You don't hear it enough but leftists are not tankies either, unlike what this video makes it seem like.

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Alice Who 2022-05-24 21:31:55

fucking finally. Please give this man a Netflix special.

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Sam Livermore 2018-04-08 16:48:24

This videos where you take down a particular target and go into detail on why they're such a bad thing for our culture are brilliant. You should totally do more.

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-17 16:10:24

#tankkimmel

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Matt S 2022-06-25 20:30:35

The only thing that didn't age well was the joke about Kobe. Okay, then, but brutal to hear now. Not Lemon's fault though.

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Dan MacK 2022-04-16 02:08:29

Oh wow, the "What's in my pants" segment got me physically ill

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Gerald Stephens 2021-09-07 17:33:13

Really, the TV executives are the reason for this; they have the authority to stop this, but their egos won't allow it.

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Cat Goomba 2022-02-25 07:26:52

Well now lets see how Jimmy manages to defend his party from pining for a war that we're now getting

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Asch The Conjurer 2020-07-10 07:04:19

EmpLem calling out Jimbo on the blackface 2 years before cancel culture made it popular to.

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Sonj 2020-09-01 21:39:57

We still need a cancel culture on cancel culture.

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Alpha Lax 2020-09-28 16:07:02

No

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Alpha Lax 2020-10-02 12:53:38

@Sonj we need to cancel the entirety of twitter at this point

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forknife 2021-01-04 19:10:58

@Alpha Lax agreed

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nic magtaan 2021-01-06 09:51:44

it's karl malone too

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Curious Jorge 2021-01-12 18:50:48

@Alpha Lax Twitter is basically Tumblr at this point

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Alpha Lax 2021-10-09 20:46:40

@Lizzy Trip and even then when they actually receive any sort of backlash its usually immediately forgotten after about a month cuz Twitter has already went to their next "victim"

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Alpha Lax 2021-10-09 20:47:29

@Slender Man 186 by cancelling i dont mean deleting it i mean just teaching them a fucking lesson

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Milan David 2021-11-08 17:13:33

The problem is less the cancelling and more the culture, the fact that people genuinely believe that bandwagoning like this is a good thing.

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Dallas 2022-03-31 19:21:41 (edited 2022-03-31 19:22:10 )

25:40 hits even harder (no pun intended) since the Chris & Will thing

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Big Bug 2021-08-22 19:17:38

That Rosseanne interview was so insane the way he talked down to her and laughed in her face.

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Hairy Sauce 2021-11-09 23:02:25

Still relevant three years later.

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Dreamerdoes_is_love 2021-12-05 00:58:18

Comparing Jimmy Kimmel to Earth worms is pretty insulting,, like earth worms are actually a very important part of the ecosystem okay, if you didn’t know they’re extremely beneficial to the soil of the entire planet. Jimmy Kimmel in the hand... well

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Deep Dives with DTOG 2019-09-28 23:25:21

This didn't age well.

Do you think I am talking about the video?

No, I am talking about Late Night Television.

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R Linders 2019-10-05 07:56:22

Has something happened on late night television?

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ToxicPlaza 2019-10-05 17:11:32

What happened

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Cabeza De Termo 2019-10-05 19:35:43

German what happened

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Leaqua21 2019-10-15 12:57:27

Bro what happened im not from america umm i mean i am from south america but you know what happened up there friend?

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Mephres 2019-10-16 17:07:02

This video gets more relevant and enjoyable every single day.

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Tintin 2019-10-17 12:23:17

@ everyone, late night television (and cable tv in general) are getting lesser views during every rating cycle

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Turtlegamer2488 2019-10-23 01:19:58

@Tintin Surprisingly the only thing i hear getting more views now a days on cable is NASCAR, with their last race at Kansas getting 20% more viewership than last year.

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Internet Dinosaur 2019-11-01 05:55:09

We still got Conan, though

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Reg Gulus 2019-11-06 07:21:28

I mean, the video either

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Wemazing Tv 2019-11-18 06:14:41

I think He’s talking about llsuperwomanll getting her own show

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-11 09:04:12

@Internet Dinosaur He's still liberal propaganda.

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Verty 2020-01-24 11:02:42

Late night hasn't changed at all.

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-24 18:26:35

@Verty Bullshit.

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exetone 2020-01-28 16:15:02

@Stix N' Stones just because he has a different political view than you, it doesn't mean it's propaganda

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-28 20:40:52

@exetone And just because it's the same as yours doesn't mean it isn't.

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JoCoBrony 2020-01-29 04:10:03

13:03 Now it's aged even worse.

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-29 04:18:50

@JoCoBrony Why so?

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JoCoBrony 2020-01-29 04:32:00

@Stix N' Stones Haven't you heard the news about Cobe Bryant?

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-29 05:31:42

@JoCoBrony Oh right. I figured but wasn't sure what you were relating it to. The blackface right?

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JoCoBrony 2020-01-29 05:39:59

@Stix N' Stones I put a timestamp to where EmpLemon mentions the rape allegations against Bryant. And I'm gonna be honest, I didn't notice the original comment was saying late night television aged poorly and not the video itself, so a bit of a mistake on my end I suppose.

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Jimmy LB Cake 2020-01-29 20:25:37

@JoCoBrony waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse

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Caleb Austin 2020-02-03 12:07:18

@JoCoBrony well he most likely did it so this video didn't age bad at all infact it should remind you to be sympathetic to the family and his daughter.

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Boomdini 2020-02-06 22:07:31

Look at that, it’s the ghost of late night television!

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jungle 2020-02-11 04:12:49 (edited 2020-02-11 04:13:11 )

It's even worse now 13:02

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GravityGunTV 2020-02-21 01:24:27

I thought you were talking about the part where he trash talks Kobe

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Mynameisgone 2020-03-02 11:09:53

@Tintin this isnt discord my homie

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Tintin 2020-03-02 22:14:33

@Mynameisgone what's that?

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Mynameisgone 2020-03-02 22:45:12

@Tintin 😳

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Angeline bejaran 2020-03-07 05:07:14

@exetone He's literally saying on his show all the time trying to force you to vote liberal

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Mergie 2020-03-29 19:26:12 (edited 2020-03-29 19:27:33 )

Late night shows have never been good.
Edit: Other than Conan. He's actually funny and kind to his guests.

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Kyle Wendel 2020-03-30 17:19:12

@exetone propoganda- information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view

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noah Rosser 2020-04-01 12:09:17

Well the mention of Kobe Bryant didn't age well lmao

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Alzter 2020-04-08 13:33:40

@Tintin G o o d

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chromso 2020-04-10 16:18:08

@Tintin mans definitely trolling calling other people losers while having a playlist on how to make atari games lmfao

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Tintin 2020-04-10 16:21:39

@chromso lol, i made it for my school mates to pass their school project and my teacher ended up saying that it was useful, so it's just been sitting there since :)

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 07:30:52

Preach brotha

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 21:35:20

5:00 This kid definitely seems like the type to consent to state surveillance because he "has nothing to hide."

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Confused 2022-05-09 16:58:32

"He's not funny but i wouldnt have made this video if he also didnt agree with my political opinion"

I love your videos bro and i dont care about Kimmel at all but i dont think you make a good point here with the "politics" segment.

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 21:44:17

9:03 His show might be unfunny, but at least he's got principles.

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Hal Weilbrenner 2022-02-12 02:54:16 (edited 2022-02-12 05:21:38 )

Yeah we need more lying contents. Like nothing happened on Jan 6 2022. As far as late night hosts go; Letterman was great for several years. O'Brian was the best.

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Owen G 2019-06-14 07:40:33

Your first mistake was watching cable tv

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drogo blayt 2019-06-27 06:02:21

He probably was boared of YouTube I do that alot

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drogo blayt 2019-07-09 15:47:14

@Pökkeli it when you watch hours of it and everything feels the same do you go to something difrent

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Mad hatter 2019-07-23 20:43:23

Your first mistake was watching tv

When you should have used [insert some tv program that isn’t s***]
You know you can do all kinda things on [tv program]

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Kai 2019-08-10 05:58:18

he's in youtube too, we can't explain

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D 789 2019-09-22 00:01:43

Who still has a TV hooked up to anything besides a game console, PC, or those chromecast things

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ミカサ・アッカーマン 2019-09-28 03:23:34

Cable TV is dead af, Netflix, HULU etc are the new TV

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cool splooge 2019-10-08 14:50:48

heh 6.9k likes

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Interim Mayor Of Coolsville 2019-11-29 16:08:16

@D 789 people over the age of 45... god damn boomers..

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Interim Mayor Of Coolsville 2019-12-03 14:04:47

@Needs More Cowbell oof sorry I offended you and your boomer friends. My b.

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Chad Does Things 2019-12-27 16:23:51

cables great zoomer

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Daniel Winfred 2020-01-09 17:21:55

yep!

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Defcon zero 2020-09-22 04:06:57

BASED

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Un extraño 2020-09-23 05:24:34

Exactly
Tv is diying and for good reasons!

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j g 2020-10-15 08:08:04 (edited 2020-10-15 08:08:55 )

cable? This isn't on cable. Anyone with a TV can watch it for free. cable is a paid service.

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clerp 2020-10-15 21:17:42

its funny because you can watch the news shows on the internet since they basically all have youtube channels they regularly upload content on

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OPShredder 2020-10-18 14:26:43

Thank you Jolyne

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Creepytrashcan 2020-10-21 22:49:18

Question where was your profile pic from

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Owen G 2020-10-22 04:41:55

@Creepytrashcan pt 6 fan animated trailer lmao, I wish it was real 😔

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iamchanman 2020-11-10 13:30:45

@drogo blayt just watch hulu or Netflix

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clerp 2020-11-11 17:52:02 (edited 2020-11-11 17:52:49 )

tv service is an absolute joke; you pay out the ass for 50 gazillion channels that are mostly non-hd and maybe watch like 3-5. No reason to not watch online instead; you're already paying isp for internet, and you get to actually choose what you wanna watch and listen to.

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Screaming Gecko 2020-11-23 17:27:52

Cable = s***, unfunny I know

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Luigi 3K 2020-11-27 06:28:12

yup

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MiX3K 2020-12-04 08:33:10

David Curry Me, because of parents. Also because fuck Netflix.

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ThatGuyPete 2021-01-03 08:02:50

@drogo blayt me, who was so disillusioned with TV that I watched almost exclusively YouTube for two years.

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Random Dude 2021-01-08 23:05:31

He’s forced into recommendations

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Extreme Wreck 2000 2021-01-11 22:11:30

Adult TV in particular.

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Mik 2021-02-17 21:04:08

That feeling when you change 5,9k likes into 6k

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ThatGuyPete 2021-02-17 21:07:03

@Mik I changed it back lol

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Mik 2021-02-17 21:12:02

@ThatGuyPete >:(

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ThatGuyPete 2021-02-17 21:14:34

@Mik I fixed it...

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Waffles.7z 2021-02-26 19:31:09

I feel attacked

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WhatIsThisGame_ 1234 2021-03-02 20:48:36

"and thats why direcTV is the WAYYYY to go bois" -direcTV

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Juan Manuel Penaloza 2021-03-16 23:02:05

Wait, I have to pay to watch him?

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Konkov 2021-03-19 02:11:10

120 dollars for cable and it’s 1 third ads

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JohnnyKlebitzRevenge 2021-05-18 13:10:01

Kimmel is on NBC, farmer 5 if you will

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Benjamin Stevens 2021-09-13 04:36:26

I have long used Jimmy Kimmels inclusion in a production as a warning to avoid that content.
Ever since I first saw “The Man Show.”

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Surprised Char 2022-05-02 12:34:57

Jimmy Kimmel is what would happen if Reddit became a human being and lost weight.

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Tyler D 2021-09-02 08:24:03

My grandma (who I live w ATM) is one of the few die-hard Kimmel fans lmao. She would constantly save stuff from it on her DVR and usually didn't go to bed until after the opening.

Shes a trump basher too though lol; and by that I mean blaming trump for everything including stuff that falls on others. Your view is distorted on either end of that spectrum.

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Sam Tuttle 2022-04-07 23:59:31

That Donald Trump take about North Korea didn't age very well...

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The Supreme 2018-04-08 19:18:14 (edited 2018-04-08 19:19:00 )

Holy shit man, I swear your videos need to be saved and preserved by digital and physical means, so they can serve as a time capsule of American society during the 2010s

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technology productions 2022 2018-04-12 06:15:35

You should because I am possibly going too as well

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Elias 2018-04-21 12:32:19

The Supreme Meme for all humanity dude.

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Safkat Rafi 2021-10-01 22:57:58

His content comprises of talking about how handsome he is and making fun of people who like pop culture

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platty 2021-11-18 09:46:52 (edited 2021-11-18 09:47:27 )

Call me crazy, but it’s almost as if the social division is deliberate. It keeps us infighting, and that division prevents unity, which is what makes us powerful as a society.

It feels as if the corporate overlords dictate what’s said in television and the news.

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Carter Fribley 2021-11-07 04:30:45

I feel like John Oliver works pretty hard to give factual information on his show.

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LachlanWasHere 2021-11-19 19:46:38

FINALLY

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SeanHiruki 2021-12-13 05:30:24

HA

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Nascour 2021-12-12 08:35:26

Conan is the only talk show host I liked and I'm pretty sure he retired lmao

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-04-29 14:13:06

i love how the moment he tried saying something good about trump, everyone just went full stupid and called him a full trump-supporter, even though in the video, he said he didn't like him

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⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ 2021-05-05 15:15:49

he isnt? I belong to that crowd and stopped watching tbh. In retrospect kind of an impulsive thing to do, just because I dont agree with that notion...

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Quicksilver292 2021-05-11 03:00:53

I agree it's silly. I understand it though. after so many years of complete garbage spewing from both sides of the political spectrum it's more of a instinctive reflex than an active thought.

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Flight Train11 2021-05-18 14:00:38

Yeah because this dude isn’t biased

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Placeholder 2021-07-06 16:27:20

With "he", you mean Emplemon or Jimmy Kimmel?

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-07-06 17:03:30

@Placeholder i mean emplemon

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Alan Tomy 2021-07-21 21:58:33

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ people still taking about "sjws" in 2021 are just pathetic

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Kurt 2021-07-21 22:41:34

@Alan Tomy Why's that?

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Kurt 2021-08-20 01:14:17

@m yo mama Could you actually explain that?

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m yo mama 2021-08-20 02:28:20

@Kurt "sjw" means "social justice warrior" as if social justice is a bad thing

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Hurri 2021-08-20 22:13:34

@Kurt best i can explain is that “sjw” is a term that went out of style in mid-late 2018, I’d say. Don’t quote me on this, though.

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Kurt 2021-08-20 22:48:27

@Hurri I know what it is. And I wouldn't say the term's "gone out of style", more it's just not as commonly used because better terms, more accurate terms, are used instead.

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Camerandpen Photography 2021-08-22 06:39:55 (edited 2021-08-22 07:00:29 )

Actually its the slimiest thing a human can do. Ive been on ifunny and reddit long enough to know people will say these things to sound un biased. Its at this point that you cant hate emp because he appears to be on both sides. When in reality his thought process is "i really like trump but i dont want to be shit on in the comments and i dont want my feelings hurt." Its an extremely common tactic... You can tell easily when someone says "honestly i hate the guy but you got to admit....."

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-08-22 07:01:21

@Camerandpen Photography then how are you supposed to talk good about trump without being completely on his side? how do you know his thought process? are you not allowed to talk about trump positively? I kid you not, if he didn't say "I don't even like Trump" there would be way more angry people in the comments. Everyone already craps on trump enough, i'm pretty sure he's just trying to balance things out

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SpaceGhost88 2021-09-02 22:00:56

@AholeAtheist accurate username lol

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Sir J. Bagelton 2021-09-06 20:32:44

exactly

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epic gamer 2021-09-08 23:22:39 (edited 2021-09-08 23:22:59 )

@AholeAtheist I only saw similarities with 5/14 of them which i would hardly call that facist

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Pax Shmitz 2021-09-16 01:09:12

In retrospect he was a horrible president. His handling with immigration, health care, taxation and corona virus pandemic has earned him the title of mediocre president and showed us that people have no foresight.

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a namer here 2021-10-01 22:36:24

He literally is a Trumper tho. Its pretty freakin obvious.

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-10-01 22:47:09

@a namer here to be honest, even if that's true, i don't see anything wrong with it. it's just an opinion.

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a namer here 2021-10-01 22:58:37

@Id (No Purpose) your ok watching facist content on YouTube?

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-10-02 00:43:25

@a namer here he's not trying to show it, and it's because close-minded people can't fathom hearing one good thing about trump

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a namer here 2021-10-02 01:33:20

@Id (No Purpose) there literally isn't one good thing about trump. Or Republicans in general tbh.

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KeyIsOn 2021-10-02 03:50:32

@a namer here Hasty generalization.

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a namer here 2021-10-02 04:33:09

@KeyIsOn I know what fascism looks like, alright? I had to stare it down for FOUR YEARS. I had to fight back proud boys for FOUR YEARS and am still doing so. Don't tell me I'm generalizing. I know exactly what facism looks like, kiddo.

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-10-02 13:39:48

@a namer here this is exactly what i'm talking about

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Weaboodo O 2021-10-02 20:14:30

@a namer here yeah. Don't even live in US mate.

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Everyone's Favorite Akechi 2021-10-07 21:39:03

@a namer here There's nothing good about Communism either

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a namer here 2021-10-07 21:42:12

@Everyone's Favorite Akechi lmao sure pal

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Everyone's Favorite Akechi 2021-10-07 22:13:18

@a namer here So you are saying there's nothing wrong with Communism?

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a namer here 2021-10-07 22:39:35

@Everyone's Favorite Akechi yup. Or Biden before you ask.

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Everyone's Favorite Akechi 2021-10-08 01:51:26

@a namer here Biden has nothing to do with Communism

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Everyone's Favorite Akechi 2021-10-08 12:39:30 (edited 2021-10-08 12:39:37 )

@a namer here I'm not a Trumper

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Slender Man 186 2021-10-09 18:48:17

@a namer here wow, I never knew broken records could use a keyboard, impressive.

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m yo mama 2021-10-13 04:47:37

@Agent Washington "cry harder, comm1e"

i dont even know where to begin with this

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Bogdanmeoff 2021-10-29 10:52:08

@Camerandpen Photography Is this a joke? Ifunny and Reddit? I just gagged.

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Bogdanmeoff 2021-10-29 10:54:55

@a namer here Did you know that much of National Socialism and Fascism was inherently socialist?

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-11-08 20:03:00

@Glum Sulk when i said "opinions" i was talking about opinions that don't immediately make you a garbage human being

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Magix Johnson 2021-11-16 19:29:16

@a namer here how does it feel to be a hateful person who is the human personification of a brain tumor?

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A Man Online 2021-12-04 04:16:26

Yeah. It's almost like people are so politically stubborn that they aren't willing to hear a single good word about the other side

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-12-12 16:23:52

@Jerry Smith couldn't've said it better myself

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Swedish Fish 2021-12-18 23:24:21

@Ryleeman54number2 "a namer here" is trolling btw. Might even be a shill but it's pretty obvious that he's just trying to act out his version of an "SJW"

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Swedish Fish 2021-12-18 23:26:54

@Glum Sulk He's most likely a political nihilist or a trolling right-winger. Hence the meme-worthy unintelligible word soup

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Jay Carter 2022-01-07 03:37:05

@Seledoon Army yeah but you tend to see a lot of Trumpies doing exactly that, especially if a trans person exists in their presence.

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Jay Carter 2022-01-07 04:25:36

Emp was wrong to associate all this behaviour with all liberals.
Economic right liberals (or neolibs) are often those voted into presidencies, senatorial seats and as representatives, but they often promise and fail to deliver change, this leads modern liberals, especially in younyer demographics (on the younger side of the millennial generation and the older side of gen z) to believe that their candidate will make changes not just socially but also economically. These promises are often empty, even though there are several policies which could be enacted overnight like student loan forgiveness. What's infuriating as a lib is that Democrats in power do nothing with it while Republicans in power try to tear down whatever they can while in power, Texas recently did this by overturning Roe v. Wade.
Liberals in power are just as corrupt as Republicans in power in the long run, revolving door lobbyists, nepotism, radicalization and insider trading is practiced by both parties, but despite that it only ever seems to lead to more modern liberal criticism and "liberal infighting" instead of party reform, this is why Bernie Sanders was snubbed in the last two elections, he is economically left compared to his fellow senators.
Despite this massive problem with the Democratic side of our system, the Republican side is objectively worse. They restrict civil liberties, cut safety nets, reduce welfare benefits, and give taxbreaks to their millionaire friends, yet they somehow have managed to convince the majority of their base that only 1 news channel and 16 talking heads on youtube tell the truth, leading to more and more radicalism.

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BlackDot 2022-01-16 19:34:50

People really spent their time on this, huh...

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Id (No Purpose) 2022-01-16 21:56:38

@BlackDot people are REALLY passionate about this type of crap, it's kinda funny

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Patrick Williams 2022-01-20 22:34:07

​@Glum Sulk but I dont think we ever had a president who met in person with nk's leader? Also nk made a statement about what would happen if biden got elected I believe??

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Patrick Williams 2022-01-20 22:36:06

@Bailey Harrison tell me u know nothing about politics without saying u know nothing about politics

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Rumble Bird 2022-03-12 21:59:30

@Patrick Williams
Maybe this thread was interesting to read through

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ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ 2022-03-13 21:21:06

Honestly, I more upset by that quip about California. It might be a shit hole, okay? But it's my shit hole!

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Id (No Purpose) 2022-03-13 21:57:59

@ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Now that's the REAL problem here!

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Alain Arduain 2022-03-16 15:19:20

He's a centrist so he may as well be

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fleshrags 2022-03-19 18:05:45

being able to find good qualities about a person you dislike is actually a very good trait

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ModF Gaming 🇺🇦 2022-03-30 22:47:09

@a namer here Sounds like someone didn’t grow up with a father.

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ModF Gaming 🇺🇦 2022-03-30 22:48:58

@Jay Carter So in conclusion both party’s suck lol.

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Fitz the dragon 2022-03-31 18:02:43

@Pax Shmitz yep

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Fitz the dragon 2022-03-31 18:08:42

@Bogdanmeoff national socialism has nothing to do with socialism. It only has socialism in the name so that way it's more appealing to people

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Fitz the dragon 2022-03-31 18:09:03

@A Man Online it's called echo chambers

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Fitz the dragon 2022-03-31 18:09:23

@A Man Online however, there is definitely one side that's better

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Fitz the dragon 2022-03-31 18:14:33

@ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ it's OUR shit hole (Soviet union national anthem intensifies)

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IndoPhazrVX 2022-04-25 02:41:33

@Id (No Purpose) he didnt say he liked trump he was just pissed off that everyone was so absurdly obnoxious about it. I didnt agree with trump either, and note that even though the liberal party was obnoxious, this video was made far before the raid on the capitol. wouldve been a different story on both parts if it was.

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beth moore 2022-04-26 02:12:15

hes DEFINITELY not a trump supporter lol, probably a centrist though, or left center.

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beth moore 2022-04-26 02:15:03

@Kurt because its not only an outdated, old term only 14 year olds and leafy used in 2016, but its also kinda just, lame? people just don't use it anymore and I'm glad that's the case. i don't think its pathetic IMO, but kind of a red flag.

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Kurt 2022-04-26 19:42:10

@beth moore A red flag for what?

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Clone Trooper1845 2022-01-07 19:55:15

There’s quote that Lyndon b Johnson summarised is unpopular with media “ if one morning i walked on top of the water across the Potomac river, the headline afternoon would read: ‘president can’t swim’ “

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john doe 2021-08-30 04:44:20

he did his best work on "win ben stein's money" he was born to be a side kick not a front man

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USAR8888 2021-12-20 15:08:22

And 3 years later Fox's Greg Gutfeld beats all of them in ratings. Gee, I wonder why. Could it be because Kimmel, Fallon, Oliver, Noah, and Colbert all got even more insufferable (if that's possible) since this video came out?

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Michael Montgomery 2022-01-28 22:44:30

I was impressed before this video, but when I heard you playing LTE in the opening, I became amazed
Excellent job

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aaronpenyami. 2020-10-26 09:12:07

ngl as a conservative myself, emplemon is better at political commentating than most conservative shows.

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Angad Grewal 2020-11-07 15:48:16

emplemon is better at political commentating than all political shows

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Electricfishfan 2020-11-07 17:28:45

emplemon is better than all politics

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Angelo26 2020-11-12 18:53:46 (edited 2020-11-12 18:54:05 )

I recommend you watch the conservative twins they're funny and smart

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aaronpenyami. 2020-11-12 23:23:34

@Angelo26 yep, i watch them

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Patrick Batemans right butt cheek 2020-11-15 23:15:07

Emplemon is politics

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Aiden Ruiz 2020-11-19 06:18:16

As a liberal he actually does make more valid points than any conservative shows which just brings up anti left at all costXD

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aaronpenyami. 2020-11-19 06:20:09

@Aiden Ruiz few conservative shows with anti-left narratives seem reasonable but yeah the stuff like tpusa and prageru i agree

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Diamond_10 2020-11-30 16:41:45

@bbtootall I despise Trump, but I agree with emp that bashing him got old extremely fast. Any joke repeated over and over would do that.

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Diamond_10 2020-11-30 23:38:50

@bbtootall There's only so many times someone can say "haha trump bad" until the joke gets old. People who laugh at the same joke over and over have the attention span of a goldfish.

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Ian Ian 2020-12-02 04:38:40

I wonder why

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Red Signal 2020-12-04 08:12:44

I second that gamer.

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Elbread 2020-12-06 06:53:32

@bbtootall  @Diamond_10  Who is considered a bad person?

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Dimento 2020-12-28 06:21:36

"a conservative myself" gross

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aaronpenyami. 2020-12-28 07:36:01

@Dimento get real

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Dimento 2020-12-28 13:42:55

@aaronpenyami. I am being real, if I wasn't being real I wouldn't of responded.

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I ams Smrt 2020-12-28 17:33:39

“I never thought I’d be agreeing with a conservative.”
“Think of it as agreeing with someone who hates jimmy kimmel.”

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Kaptain Kommissar 2020-12-30 02:47:39

what this man said

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Felix Gutierrez 2021-01-04 08:39:06

@Aiden Ruiz And as a somewhat conservative Iearned more about Liberalism in a practical manner then ever before by our dear Emp...

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Hawks Goated 2021-01-07 09:23:15

thats because were not funded

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Dutcher 2021-01-25 01:05:33

I wish we could all be unified in professional discussion rather than having the bad apples of both sides make things worse for each other.

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Jaelyn Hamilton 2021-01-29 01:55:09

I'm sorry but, I thought that said empoleon

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arsene 2021-01-31 23:48:03

stop being a conservative

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aaronpenyami. 2021-02-01 03:31:59

@arsene haha no get real

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Sam _ 2021-02-05 22:39:48

yep I agree

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Sam _ 2021-02-05 22:42:34

@arsene bruh are you mad that someone else agrees with something that you don't agree with. Grow up

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sneed 2021-02-07 22:55:46

Better than Benjamin Sharpie?

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aaronpenyami. 2021-02-07 23:19:23

@sneed sometimes ben shapiro, and the mainstream conservative platform is an embarrassment to conservatism.

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132 Gaming 2021-02-09 23:46:53

as a conservative, I ask what emplemon is

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Elio 2021-02-23 02:26:25

Considering that there are no good conservative commentators, agreed.

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aaronpenyami. 2021-02-23 02:27:56

@Elio there are it's just they're not the face

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Elio 2021-02-23 02:40:08

@aaronpenyami. I disagree, I think conservatives are fundamentally incapable of sufficient political commentary

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aaronpenyami. 2021-02-23 06:57:32

@Elio (un)understandable have a great day

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Grilly Grilly 2021-03-01 15:19:15

@Gummi  MHA profile pic
Opinion discarded.

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Elio 2021-03-01 15:28:14

@Grilly Grilly deltarune profile pic? Opinion discarded (deltarune is actually pretty cool)

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Grilly Grilly 2021-03-01 15:58:05

@Gummi  I stated no opinion. (And yes, I agree!)

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TomatoP 2021-03-02 04:49:47

@Dutcher That'll never happen cause both sides have become more authoritarian over the past 40 years pushing their policies through the federal government instead of letting state governments make decisions. This has lead to people hating each other over petty differences. It also doesn't help when the medias involved in it all pushing the division more then anything.

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sam 9786 S 2021-03-02 10:29:30

Emplemon is better than all.

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Eli Kim 2021-03-05 03:59:09

I’m a conservative too and I agree

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deleted 2021-03-08 17:10:54

Politics is dumb anyway, treat problems like problems not like an exaggerated opinion

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Whatness 2021-03-09 03:55:48

The reason this is better is because they are valid arguments. Not fabricated outrage parroted off of some internet twit Fox decided to run with today.

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HMz83 2021-03-15 07:13:02

@Patrick Batemans right butt cheek dude emplemon IS the law

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Suzy9MM 2021-03-18 20:17:48

This is because EmpLemon isn't trying to forward a particular agenda, but is instead commentating on things that interest him. Anyone trying to push an agenda is lying and being disingenuous with you.

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T3zlaGM 2021-03-24 16:06:07

if u think about it, nobody speaks about politics the best but the people who don't care about it

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ShanTheWow 2021-04-02 15:47:46

As a liberal, emp makes better commentary than most liberal news as well. Honestly he’s just better than most news sources

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Mr. Blue735 2021-04-10 00:39:58

👏

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Finwar 2021-10-28 18:57:10

27:51 no some people just don’t like the movie. That simply

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dannyphantom 2022-03-15 15:56:25

i legitimately never differentiated jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel until this video. my apologies

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Creamy Clips 2021-09-03 08:25:14

I liked this video because I hate Jimmy Kimmel, but the way you structured you arguments against him are not unlike the way he bashes Trump. Going after Kimmel because you disagree with his politics is blatant hypocrisy. Obviously his beliefs ain’t in the right place… but you may wanna come down from your “soap box” because yours ain’t either fam.

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ICouldntMakeABetterNameUp 2021-11-11 12:07:05

Emp went after him for more than politica.

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GraybeardGamer 2021-12-13 14:59:29

What video didn’t you watch?

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Bowser 2022-01-30 19:41:36

“Maybe people are republicans because they want to pay less taxes”

Lol

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Pizza Time 2019-08-17 03:42:28

I like how a non-Trump supporter can at least ACKNOWLEDGE the obsessive media-bias in modern culture. It's a nice change of pace.

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jetstorm39 2019-09-22 21:33:54

I fully agree its relieving people may not agree with Trump, but that could understand why people voted for him.

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benz merc 2019-09-29 13:48:40

Only a dumb ass or a guy with no access to tv or internet could ever deny / not be aware.
Sometimes, i think the problem doesn't lay in the political leaders, but the will of the people, to submit their destinies to outer greater forces, which never turned nor will turn out right.

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Guac El Dono 2019-09-30 20:29:43

They literally don’t talk about anything else, it’s so boring. All you hear in America today is “Trump is so horrible” or “Trump is so great”
It’s ridiculously boring and aggravating

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benz merc 2019-09-30 21:15:31

@Guac El Dono Moderates ate going extinct.

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Gotham Street 2019-10-01 17:52:43

@benz merc I believe there is hope for us moderates. If the right can make a resurgence, so can we!
I hope. I really hope.

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benz merc 2019-10-01 18:11:45

@Gotham Street Moderates are closer to being right wingers, than the lefties are, if you ask me.
Sometimes i just wish i could live in a society where people's natural gifts could be used and serve others, a society structured by natural competence and logical thought out hierarchies, based on competence, instead of electing a bunch of dirt bags.
But i guess i'm just digressing, here.

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Gotham Street 2019-10-01 19:38:34

@benz merc Perhaps one day, although that would create an issue. What about people who don't really have a talent? Would there be a sense of elitism for those who have multiple gifts? It sounds good in theory but there are also a lot of possible problems with it.

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benz merc 2019-10-01 20:02:27

@Gotham Street Multiple gifts should considered has multiple properties, so to speak.
It doesn't need to be a talent, maybe you have a personality which is preferable to carry out certain tasks / jobs.
I realize there are lots of things that can go wrong with every system.
I just think that the current model is a dead end.
It replaced monarchy, but we're still managed like cattle, through the use of propaganda and govercancerment.
All we added, was the false sense of choice.
Thank goodness for technology, even though it's also being weaponized, it also brings an opportunity to see things through more lenses, and hopefully, help us all to reach better conclusions.

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Gotham Street 2019-10-01 20:30:53

@benz merc I concur. Hopefully we as a country can realize that demonizing people who have different political beliefs isn't effective and keeps us stagnant when there are bigger issues to be held. I do think your idea could be made into an essay or even a book though. It's very interesting.

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benz merc 2019-10-01 21:41:48

@Gotham Street It only adds up to the normal people's credibility, otherwise, why the major aggressive counter attacking?
There's a weird over shadowing mental illness over the population, human behavior is getting worst by the day.
Maybe this is one of the last stages of western civilization, i believe it's called the age of the intellect, this is the 5th stage in the Glubb Pasha's life cycles of the empires.
The 6th being the age of decadence, and the 7th, the decline and collapse.
I believe we are in the 6th, at least.
Amazing to learn about his model, and how other empires have followed the same path.
It seems that, the structures for a well functioning society, were abandoned.
Nobody saves money, nobody wants to communicate without technology, anymore, nobody is willing to exchange immediate satisfaction for delayed long term satisfaction.
Quantitative easing, credits, cheap materials, abandonment of spirituality and the embracement of Nihilism, are signs of societal collapse, which is no longer financially, morally and spiritually sustainable.

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Daniel Wallace 2019-11-29 18:30:49

@Guac El Dono I just wanna grill dammit!

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Peter Carioscia 2019-12-06 11:59:35

@laundry mom I'm a democrat, Trump 2020

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Peter Carioscia 2019-12-06 12:00:52

@Gotham Street moderates have to pick a side. This culture war isn't going away with a bunch of panty twisted dense sitters. Dems for Trump.

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Gotham Street 2019-12-06 13:59:32

@Peter Carioscia I'm not choosing any side until I understand what I'm actually rooting for. Surprise surprise, everything is biased either to the left or right nowadays. Also, both of the sides are choking each other at the neck, and I'd rather not be a part of that until they can grow up and act civil, not like dogs barking at each other with a leash keeping them from mauling each other.

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Midge_gender_Solek 2020-01-02 20:26:44

It means the society is less divided. It's not about Trump crowd vs. Hillary crowd anymore.

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daw pler 2020-01-11 04:29:04 (edited 2020-01-11 04:30:28 )

@benz merc I mean, I'm pretty sure that's been attempted before, but those sorts of systems tend to devolve into elitism and corrupt heirarchies of people who feel entitled to their power without any checks to prevent them from abusing it. The system we currently use has more staying power, as has been demonstrated by it's ongoing lifespan. It's not immune to corruption, but it is more resistant to it.

You also seem to be making a massive amount of negative generalizations about the general public. People are better than you seem to think.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-01-31 15:51:27

@Peter Carioscia and which democratic values do you see in Trump?

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Peter Carioscia 2020-01-31 16:04:37

@Daniel Kemp none, I believe i said he represents democrat values more than current crop of democrats Candidates (sorry, I can't check atm, I'm on mobile.) The Dem candidates have gone so extreme has to only represent the far Fringe extreme.

To be fair, I should have said Trump represents moderate democrat values far better than current Dem Candidates. Because frankly Trumps values are far more center (albeit center right) than any Dem Candidate, besides Tulsi, who frankly doesn't have a chance of getting the nomination.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-01-31 16:12:31

@Peter Carioscia what political compass are you using to judge this? Compared to the rest of the world, and even much of past American politics, several democratic candidates are not extreme in the least.

Again: what values/policies does Trump have that represent moderate Dem values?

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-01-31 17:51:10

I'm not a Trump supporter, but the simple truth that most Trump supporters and opponents fail to realize is that Trump has a love-hate relationship with the media. They love him for the ratings he never fails to bring. I'd argue the media, despite their coverage being less than fawning in nature, were actually crucial in Trump's election due to the sheer amount of coverage. However, the media hates how Trump, despite being so outwardly uncouth and reprehensible, at the end of the day pushes a similar policy agenda to them and the rest of the political (corporate) establishment, albeit with a much less PR friendly face. By playing as though they are "against him," the media and the liberal establishment can superficially distance themselves from an evil policy consensus (austerity, endless war, corporate control) they themselves have been supporting for a long time now.

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-01-31 17:54:38

@Peter Carioscia if you think Tulsi represents the "center" of the Dem party, you are in dire need of a poli sci course. She literally supports M4A, is openly anti-imperialist, and resigned as vice chair of the DNC to support Bernie. All the people you likely rally against (Schumer, Pelosi, Durbin, etc) are the centrists/right wingers. Hint: appeals to identity politics don't make someone left wing. In fact it's usually a way to conceal right wing policy (look at the whole "Bernie Bros" thing)

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Peter Carioscia 2020-01-31 18:02:00

@Flames The Phoenix you really aren't reading what I'm writing, huh? I said SHES THE CLOSEST to representing the center of the Dem Candidates..Jesus Christ man, get some reading comprehension.

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-01-31 18:02:17

@Peter Carioscia the culture war is a distraction and an asenine waste of time for all parties involved. You sit around arguing about bathrooms like it fucking matters while you've been bled dry by massive corporations and their puppets on both parties for the past 50 years. You've been lied to so that you think there's two sides on two extremes, when really, on the mainstream anyways, all you have is the pro-corporate party and the controlled opposition pro-corporate party. Wait until you realize that CNN and Fox News, despite being "two ends of the spectrum," both support endless wars, corporate dominance, austerity, and capital in pretty much every way. Everything that matters, that affects our lives, comes down to the economy and the so-called "left" (Democrats and liberals) and right are both in almost total agreement. Don't let them distract you with stupid cultural ideology.

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Peter Carioscia 2020-01-31 18:12:51

@Flames The Phoenix I also said Trump is closer to representing moderate Dems than any of the Dem Candidates because they are so far off to the fringes, and i can't name a single policy position of Trump's thats Actually a Leftist position, but they're considerably more moderate than how far left the Dems have gone.

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Niklas Kraus 2020-01-31 21:02:21

Lol a non Trump supporter. Let me tell you a secret: ("just because he says he isn't doesn't mean that's true")

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Peter Carioscia 2020-01-31 21:28:52

@Niklas Kraus oh boy *puts on tinfoil MAGA hat* Emp is a secret Trump supporter, Illuminati confirmed!

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-01-31 22:12:38

@Peter Carioscia Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, and Michael Blookburg, and the rest of the party establishment are definitively further right than Tulsi Gabbard on almost every issue, especially issues regarding foreign policy, the economy, and social welfare.

If you think the Democrats are left wing you are fooling yourself and are in serious need of a basic poli sci class. Clinton ended the welfare state and Obama was an immigration and foreign policy hawk. Even the Affordable Care Act is an essentially conservative policy that would likely have been proposed and passed by a GOP McCain government under a different name. Republicans needed something to rally against, so they spent years convincing themselves that a very conservative insurance mandate plan was "socialist" only to find they couldn't come up with anything better in 2017. When it comes down to it, Dems and Reps are both fairly right wing corporate liberal parties who are only really distinguished by their opinion on gay people, Muslims, and abortions, issues that corporations are incidentally inclined not to give a shit about.

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Peter Carioscia 2020-01-31 23:03:45

@Daniel Kemp so you obviously aren't paying any attention. the ALL raised their hand for giving healthcare to illegal Immigrants. Right there they are too far gone. Bernie is a self-confessed socialist, Biden presents as a moderate but he's playing the Identitarian when he's in front of the right crowd (also outright lies about his involvement in Civil rights protests, trying to match Bernie who was very much involved).

Warren AND Sanders are pushing hard for Medicare for all (socialized health care).

All are talking about abolishing ICE, as if all they do is chase down illegals all day (hint, they do far more than that). All of them are in favor of reparations.

Yang has his IBU or "Freedom dividend) which is just a walfare program to the tune of 114-350 BILLION a month (depending on whos eligible for the $1,000 a month)

I could keep going back i doubt you'll even see this and I've made enough points.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-01-31 23:17:06

@Peter Carioscia and you failed to answer my question. What political compass are you using to judge this? Going by pretty much all of modern politics outside of the last 3 decades in the US exclusively, none of the candidates are extremely far left. Bernie would be a bit left of moderate in most European countries and (mostly) a moderate in 40s and 50s America, outside of social issues that are pretty pointless to compare with the past.

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-02-01 05:05:49

@Peter Carioscia I can't even attempt to have a serious conversation with you if you unironically think Joe Biden is a "social Marxist," a Marxist of any sort, or really anything other than a strong proponent of capitalism. Stop locking yourself in an echo chambers and letting yourself be distracted by meaningless social issues. Go outside, talk to some actual, self-described Marxists and socialists. You'll find none of us support Joe Biden, and we're probably more likely to support Tulsi over anyone besides Bernie (and most of us dont even consider Bernie to be a Marxist or a "real socialist"). Long story short, "open border identarians" have nothing to socialism or Marxism, corporate Democrats definitely have nothing to do with Marxism, and you'd do well to do some research before you call people who stand and clap when Trump says "America will never be socialist" Marxists.

P.S. Marxism isn't some nebulous social ideology supporting gay rights and immigrants, anyone can support that stuff (which is why corporate candidates "play radical" by only focusing on those issues). Marxism is a developed and specific critique of capitalism which advocates for the popular overthrow thereof, and advocates other things such as mass democracy and worker ownership over the means of production. If someone supports capitalism in any way (i.e. is corporate and espouses pro-corporate policies), they BY DEFINITION cannot be Marxist. You seem like you're pretty sure that you're right, but I implore you, PLEASE, if nothing else, look up the definitions of these words you're using before using them. Maybe watch a couple videos from unbiased sources explaining these terms. You dont have to agree with any given ideology, but you should at least try to understand what it is you're talking about.

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Flames The Phoenix 2020-02-01 05:10:20

@Peter Carioscia I'll just add on that Bloomberg is the definition of a capitalist. Like literally, he owns capital and grows rich off of it. That's what being a capitalist is, by definition. He's a pretty big capitalist too with billions under his belt and the ability to essentially buy relevance in a supposedly democratic contest. If you think he supports socialism, I have to ask you what you think socialism means and what you think Bloomberg actually stands for, because I think you might be gravely mistaken as to both.

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Adam E 2020-02-02 07:04:33

@Peter Carioscia Trump is close to the old democrat party, because hilarious he's LESS extreme than the old republican party.


The new democrat party is more in line with Europe's left rather than the old american left, which, on the political compass, was still pretty much right.


Obama was conservative by most standards. Hillary was too, honestly. Trump's a little farther on the conservative scale, he's just enough of an asshole that it sets everyone off.

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Mary Moon 2020-02-04 21:03:58 (edited 2020-02-04 21:06:27 )

I don't agree with Trump on averything myself but I can appreciate him for trying to give Americans more job opportunities for example.

I am a centrist on the political spectrum but a little more on the conservative side. I try to listen to both sides and stay open minded. I just wish more people could be open minded and try to reason instead of yelling at each other and name calling.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-02-07 05:32:48

@Mary Moon which job opportunities are you referring to?

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alex rogers 2020-02-07 15:20:36

@pizza time emplemon is not a trump supporter?

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Rekt_Yer_Nan_Darding _ 2020-02-07 15:34:17

I think people like jimmy kimmel just alienate the majority of the country that voted for him like why do they just make fun of republicans dems do stupid stuff too. Very out of touch.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-02-07 15:36:43 (edited 2020-02-07 15:39:52 )

@Rekt_Yer_Nan_Darding _ majority of the country did not vote for Trump. About 25% of voting age people did.

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Rekt_Yer_Nan_Darding _ 2020-02-07 16:26:52

Alex Rogers that is subjective and biased and is not inclusive comedy. Sure it’s ok to laugh at our politics but not scape goat like this.

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alex rogers 2020-02-07 18:37:14 (edited 2020-02-07 18:37:55 )

@Rekt_Yer_Nan_Darding _ I agree that it'd be better if Kimmel poked fun at liberals. It's no more biased than something like fox news though. It's genuinely hard to take Republicans seriously when you've got senators from Arkansas saying that women's bodies have a way to "shut down" rape. When you've got Republican politicians pushing to continue the drug war when there's hard medical data that suggests decriminalization is the best route. And course this farce that the pro life camp actually cares about children. They're pro birth. If they were pro-life they'd be in favor of properly funding foster homes of increasing child welfare programs but they're not

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Adam E 2020-02-07 22:02:00

@alex rogers he's not, no. he doesn't like trump at all

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Mary Moon 2020-02-08 05:08:36

@Daniel Kemp All the factory and business jobs he's been trying to give people. From what I know he's only accomplish half of that so far as only 60% of American jobs have increased in terms of American workers but it's better than the 20% according to statistics from not too long ago. Trump still has a long way to go on his goal to give Americans more job opportunities.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-02-08 05:46:30

@Mary Moon job growth has actively slowed under Trump and unemployment trends are a continuation of those that have been happening since 2010. What specific policies/actions has Trump done to give more Americans jobs that have succeeded more than previous presidents?

Just because he claims that as his goal does not mean it's been accomplished.

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Daniel Kemp 2020-02-11 23:41:08 (edited 2020-02-11 23:42:04 )

@Mary Moon I understood your meaning completely. I was trying to get the point across that intent hardly matters if the actions it drives are ineffective, as well as that Trump has tried to claim credit for economic and employment trends that have nothing to do with his actions and don't actually help most Americans.

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 22:12:12

26:24 Great deflection there, Jimmy. Dodging the question by bagging on the Orange Nan again instead.

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Hefnrs 2021-12-30 05:12:02

the "this is me when I'm driving" part got me dead. forgot ab that shit

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dankin mcspankin 2021-09-12 13:37:10

3 years later and its still Hollywood

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Poppa Choppa 2021-10-19 06:07:04

idc what you guys say Guillermo is hilarious

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Pun Goblin 2020-09-10 17:40:39

For those defending Jimmy Kimmel, take out the laugh track. Not so funny now, huh?

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Skyler, There's Rot! 2020-09-30 02:34:28

There's a laugh track on his show? I thought he had a live audience.

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Sam T 2020-11-03 17:36:56

I don't like Kimmel either and I'm not a fan of laugh tracks, but these "remove the laugh track" videos don't make much sense. You're removing an integral part of the show and then wonder why it's so much worse.

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Pun Goblin 2020-11-03 17:51:55

@Sam T but if you need to trigger a pack mentality emotional response to make people laugh at your jokes, and said trigger is a very important part of the show, then you know that your jokes aren’t that good.

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Kyle Sprite 2020-11-23 00:40:35 (edited 2020-11-23 00:41:10 )

@Sam T I agree I don't really want the laugh tracks to be removed they let me know when to laugh

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John Bannon 2020-11-30 07:12:58

@Kyle Sprite I don't think it's a good joke if you have to be reminded to laugh

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Thinks Nothing 2020-12-20 11:45:18

@Pun Goblin all comedians use audiences in tv shows because part of comedy is coming together as a community. Laugh tracks are a way to simulate that. They're bad in live shows but if there''s no live shows like now, it makes sense to add a laugh track for the audience to enjoy it more.

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Pun Goblin 2020-12-20 12:38:54

@Thinks Nothing What I mean to say is that it’s okay to use laugh tracks (especially now) in moderation, but there becomes a certain point where the jokes aren’t that funny when you take out the laugh track. I know the comment was a little misleading, but I still do want the laugh track to be used, just not every single second.

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Janfon1 2021-01-02 23:53:53

If your joke is nothing without the laugh track, then you don't deserve to use it

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crimsonghost 2021-01-11 20:17:43

The laugh tracks just make me wonder why tf people are laughing when the jokes aren't funny

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Blindfire 2021-01-12 19:44:13

@Skyler, There's Rot! It's an audience that laugh because "Laugh now" sign comes on. A friend of mine got to go a while back and they paused recording because he wasn't applauding/clapping/laughing

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Santiago Tokashiki 2021-01-18 17:29:44

@Sam T thats literally the point, they cant exist without a laugh track thats supposed to tell people when to laugh like they have negative iq

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Ich Will 2021-01-21 16:39:40

@Kyle Sprite is it painful to be a npc?

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Zey Face 2021-01-24 10:25:17

Videos that remove laugh tracks fail to realize that you need to change the timing if you remove the laugh track

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Kason Utz 2021-01-26 00:27:59

Lmao you keep that up I’m gonna give you the three letters on the back of my credit card

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Who is he? I forgot his name 2021-02-19 09:56:08

@Sam T We are social animals if somebody coughs we cough. So if somebody laughs we also laugh, it is a cheap que to say "this is where you are suppose to laugh."

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ShuckieBoi 2021-02-21 07:48:52

@Sam T if the jokes need the laugh track, it’s probably a bad joke. If it has to tell you to laugh, it’s bad.

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absurdious 2021-03-01 12:03:22

no need to take it out...

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WindMage01 2021-03-07 23:52:52

Laugh tracks pretty much tell the viewer when to laugh.

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conzmoleman 2022-03-21 00:41:18

I agree but with one massive exception. His participation in the film / world’s greatest prank “Windy City Heat” was essential for making it succeed on the massive scale that it did. Without his connections it never would have been elevated to the level its on. You have to see it to believe it. It’s probably worth a video, but maybe not, because it’s technically “old” media but literally no one ever saw it. It stayed an underground hit, even to this day.

Anyone reading this, PLEASE treat yourself and watch Windy City Heat. a prank 20 years in the making. its insane. kimmel is only in it for like 2 minutes so don’t let that stop you.

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Antoninmp 2021-11-11 05:59:01

*sits down old wood rocking chair on porch
*looks into sunset in the distance
*reaches into the cooler to grab a can of bud light
*opens can with crack
*takes looooong sip
speaks:"Libtard"

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George Liquor 2022-04-08 23:20:05

based

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jesuzombieapocalypse 2021-10-06 07:50:53

A lot of people aren’t even this based with 3 more years to try to figure out what’s wrong with any of the bullshit Emp talks about here.

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Andy Copeland 2021-08-26 03:41:23

This video will continue to age like FINE WINE. Great vid man keep doing it

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raspymorten 2019-08-19 10:16:01

"You gotta be smart to be a liberal"

That's the kinda attitude that got Trump into office Kimmel.

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iiopas 2019-08-28 02:33:48

the power of maymays.

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JuiceJumper 2019-09-07 14:38:52

Haha librul not smrt XD this is big funi xD LIBRUL DUM HHHAAAHAHhahahaghahah

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raspymorten 2019-09-07 17:18:17

@JuiceJumper If you're talking to me, then I don't think that liberals are dumb fam.

If I did, then I'd be calling myself dumb too.

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Антон Димов 2019-09-10 14:43:33

@raspymorten Wait wasnt your 1st comment a sarcasm?

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ClickPond 2019-09-15 14:59:08

@JuiceJumper that wasnt his point?

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Benjamin Boston 2019-09-20 02:50:13

congrats for perpetuating the “let’s turn everything into trump dumb”

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ClickPond 2019-09-22 20:29:52

@reddit Fåggërtöñ lmfao

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raspymorten 2019-09-23 17:08:07

@Benjamin Boston Hey, that's the kinda stuff Kimmel wants to talk about, so why not use it again him?

Also, the jump from "One political side has only smart people, and the other political side is exclusively dumb people" to "DAE Trump?" is far smaller than some of the leaps Kimmel likes to take.

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Cups n Lantern 2019-09-27 23:49:06 (edited 2019-09-30 20:39:44 )

No, a corrupt Electoral College that voted against the popular vote got Trump into the Oval Office. If Trump won the popular vote, I'd agree with you, but he didn't.

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Natalia Borys 2019-09-30 20:08:16

"To be fair, you have to have pretty high IQ to understand Rick&Morty"

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Cups n Lantern 2019-10-01 18:40:36

@Tobyy - I'm a Conservative. Did you assume I was a liberal because what I wrote triggered you? How cute.

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OneShotBruh 2019-10-04 07:23:28

@Tobyy you do realize that you can become a US president with less than 30% of the popular vote by using the power of the Electoral College, right?

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Fuzzy Buzzy 2019-10-05 04:17:47

On top of the Electoral College being a scam.

No, but seriously the DNC shat the bed.

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Alex Durdan 2019-10-21 21:51:33

when a non liberal person says you gotta be smart to be liberal... = jimmy kimmel.

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Blank Blank 2019-11-01 08:37:52

@OneShotBruh You do realize that you only need to win 10 most populous states to win popular vote, those states will net you 50.56% of votes

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Remy Kahn 2019-11-10 16:00:17

@raspymorten That's not what got him elected, it's because people thought they were voting for some working class, blue collar average Joe and not a wealthy, overly privileged wanna be mob boss that also was able to gaslight ignorant, and bigoted people that he himself wasn't a bigot. He made sure that it was all a circus act, a program for his audience. He also won because of the bullshit electoral college system, he won because the system was built in his and people like his advantage for a long time.

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Natalia Borys 2019-11-22 07:01:32

To be fair, you have to be smart to understand Rick&Morty be a liberal

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Remy Kahn 2019-11-22 15:07:38

@GamingMint Ah yes, because I'm sure you know all about communism. If you're a patriot of the US and think it's wonderful, then I'm guessing you've never heard of the word "propaganda". I know, many Caucasians don't know what propaganda means so no need to be embarrassed by your ignorance.

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DerpyTurtle1993 2019-11-27 04:30:56

@Remy Kahn I don't agree with GamingMint's comment but you have to be aware that left wingers are also using propaganda to gaslight their base. And that was kinda bold of you to assume that he was a Caucasian when there is literally no evidence to suggest this.


I guess the point that I am trying to make is that it just blows my mind how both sides just have everyone regurgitating the same BS and everyone just assumes that you either COMPLETELY agree with one side or the other, when in fact it is possible to be a liberal in one area and conservative in another. I for example am more of a Social Liberal because I believe that people should be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin , gender, or sexuality. On the other hand I lean more Conservative when it comes to foreign policy and the economy.


Point is I am at least thinking for my self and respecting the fact that someone may have a separate opinion from mine and not trying to project them as an idiot or in your case a stupid white. White people have just as much a say as everyone else.

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daw pler 2020-01-11 04:19:35

@Remy Kahn Umm... everyone knew he was wealthy. People aren't as dumb as people here like to believe, but a lack of faith in your fellow man is pretty common.

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daw pler 2020-01-11 04:21:00 (edited 2020-01-11 04:23:19 )

@Remy Kahn Why are you racist against Caucasian people? Also, do you know what that means specifically?

Wait, nevermind, you just mean white people. You don't really get to use big words like that when your mind clearly hasn't developed enough to get beyond racist nonsense.

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captain memelord 2020-01-15 02:40:58

@Remy Kahn Blaming an entire group of people for the actions of a few


Where have I heard that before?


props for attempting to shill, I guess

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Quarren Everett 2020-02-02 19:12:01

I was talking to this girl i was starting to date, we got talking about facts n stuff. And she said she was a democrat and i was in my mind having an intellectual conversation expressing facts and ideas and she took it personal and started to be less open. She then went to say everyone else she knows that went to college and is really smart is a democrat and tried to use that as a standpoint of why her ideological ideas was the right way to think. I expressed my concern and stated that i wasn't being political or biased. I suggested she look it up and see for herself. She didn't take it well. Then i removed my hand from the back of her soft head as she stopped flailing from the toilet bowl water filling her lungs :) if they are so smart then why can't the see reality instead of living in ideological fantasy. It would be nice if everything was perfect. I mean hell mainstream media movies. Have been having issues with a type of insurgency since the thirties

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Quarren Everett 2020-02-02 19:13:58

Also i went to college and self analyze i also have been registered as a "genius" high iq.. I dont talk. About it much

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Remy Kahn 2020-02-04 04:43:12

@captain memelord The actions of a few? You mean the many, many families that inherited slaves, inherited stolen wealth and resources, and still benefit off of the backs of people's labors and still massively incarcirate black people in their private prisons? The few as in those hordes of neo nazis who were protesting the removal of statues that were literally only propped up to piss off black people? The few as in the KKK who were and still are in the police? The few as in the CIA, The FBI, and every other govenment body spying and plotting assassinations of civil rights activists? The few as in the congress that approved crime bills specifically meant to hurt minority communities? Which "few" are you talking about?

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Remy Kahn 2020-02-04 04:44:18

@Quarren Everett Like what? What exactly were you discussing, can we get the actual discussion points?

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JoeMama Joastar 2020-02-12 22:21:28

@JuiceJumper that isn't even what he was saying though......

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james mcdonald 2020-02-15 04:54:30

that doesn't change that hes right

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Adrian Soul 2020-02-16 19:48:21

@JuiceJumper copying right wing memes and turning them around isn't funny..

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Dr. Spoderman 2020-02-17 01:01:31

@Remy Kahn Uh everyone has always known Trump as the super rich billionaire.

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killedbydesign 2020-02-19 07:51:17

Sir Deus Midi they meant that the gate keeping that takes place among progressives leads them to counteract their ideals

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MR BREADY 2020-03-12 03:41:25

Well, you don’t have to be smart to be one

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Slender Man 186 2020-07-23 06:17:40

Remy Kahn ok, let’s talk about Nazis. They were Socialists Nationalists who wanted to defund the police so their SS Brown Shirts could do whatever and skip due process. I’d say that their nationalists views are closer to modern globalists though, and they also weren’t fans of private gun ownership, that allows people to rebel. As for the KKK, they were started by the Dems as a way to destabilize race relations, while also implementing Jim Crow laws. The FBI spied on Trump for Obama after he left office, they’re a left leaning entity, the CIA is no better. Either way both sides have used the CIA and FBI for shady shit, so it’s a pointless point to make. We don’t want history being torn down, especially when it’s democrat history they’re not too proud of. Go after a statue of Lenin or Marx, people who aren’t even American history, and the left loses their shit. Then you have General Lee, someone who was against slavery and seceding the Union, but sided with the Confederacy because of his loyalty to Virginia.

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Pratik N 2020-10-09 19:10:24

@Remy Kahn yes, I bet it'd the neo nazis that are burning down people's livelihoods right now in America.... Oh wait.

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clerp 2020-10-15 21:23:28

so cringey

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-02 21:22:38

Yeah. As a liberal I will say that the huge problem we had in 2016 was calling everyone we disagreed with a far-right neo-nazi white supremacist instead of trying to convince them why Clinton would be a better option.

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brucifer 2020-11-12 15:43:28

@Master of Disguise Agreed. Too many people foccus on the huge groups of negatives because they stand out more. Its like how republicans think liberals want to ban guns. Despite living in ohio most the people i know are liberals, and while most of them support gun control reform, not a single one of them believes guns should be banned. Same goes for my liberal online friends as well.
Negatives stand out more than positives.

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Gabriel Renan Amante de avião. 2020-11-24 21:41:34

@JuiceJumper ..... bad orange man...

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:38:28

@Dork Lord Nah

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Toeknee994L 2021-03-05 06:44:47

@BelovedShitposter About that election LMAO

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Kafka779 2021-03-07 05:16:31

@Slender Man 186 lmfao the current movement to defund the police is not at all equivalent to replacing the current police force with secret police. What an amazing stretch. And Democrats are total ghouls, but maybe research the southern strategy. Contemporary right wing politicians like Steve King have ties to neo nazis and white nationalists nowadays. Also, the nazis fucking hated communists and socialists and considered them political enemies. Open a goddamn history book ffs

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Slender Man 186 2021-03-07 05:39:54

@Kafka779 I’m well aware of both establishment Democrats and Republicans being corrupt. Frankly they’re about as real as the WWE, they’ll fight up on stage and then after the show is over go get drinks together. What you’re wrong about is the BLM movement, two out of their three founders have referred to themselves as trained Marxists, and the police that they’re supposedly against have been told to stand down by governors and mayors. They’re not entirely trying to get rid of and replace the police, they’re just trying to remold them into a tool to be used against the public, like the FBI already are. The Nazis hated competition, socialism in all of it’s forms has been used to seize power. The Soviet Union was competition, Hitler wasn’t going to allow there to be another mad man like himself trying to take over the world. The whole spiel about “giving the people the means of production” is a load of crap, they call those who buy into that “useful idiots” for a reason.

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Moby the Lion 2021-03-18 11:23:15

where is office kimmel?

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Marcus Adams 2021-05-03 19:36:36

@Benjamin Boston But that was literally his strategy. He took the anti-"High IQ to into politics" approach and made it understandable to people whom both parties, the media, and cultural "experts" have accused of being "deplorable". So yes. Orange man dumb. Intentionally to attract more votes. At this point its not an attack on his character, but rather a compliment to his strategy that worked exceedingly well to the point of Biden (a literal dummy) winning based on the dangerous oversimplification of "the good Blacks good, trump blacks bad" trope.

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Marcus Adams 2021-05-03 19:38:58

@Cups n Lantern Another attitude that inspired Trump to be in the office and another attiude that inspired the Capitol Seige. It's like you don't see how being really smug and dehumanizing people (all walks of life) is creating violence right now.

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RemixedVoice 2021-05-13 11:48:58

Well, it's true. Academia and science have a "liberal bias". Statistically, you're much more likely to be on the left if you're college educated. Conservative M/O is to be anti science and to not trust academia lol. Climate change and pandemics come to mind.

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Cups n Lantern 2021-05-14 18:22:28

@FederalPhoenix Yeah, Trump supporters are known to show up to BLM protests. Guess you never heard about the Capitol Insurrectionist that texted his GF that he was pretending to be Antifa so he could "get away with anything"? Or the several testimonies of people arrested stating they were there because the president told them to be there?

But hey, the media you consume says it's fake news... So whatever they say, right?

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Cups n Lantern 2021-05-15 00:47:59 (edited 2021-05-15 00:54:49 )

@FederalPhoenix They're two sides of the same coin. The only difference between DNC and the GOP is the velocity their knees hit the floor when a billionaire walks through the door. A lot of money is spent shaping "public opinion" keeping the masses fighting each other like this.

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-16 13:31:31

@RemixedVoice so realizing that most volcanic eruptions release more CO2 into the atmosphere than the human race has in it’s entire existence, is somehow anti-science? Fear mongering a virus with a 99.5 survival rate like a bunch of germaphobes, taxing all of the problems away and “trusting in science,” like it’s some kind of religion, that’s what we’re considering good science now? You can find a paper to back up literally any stance, do the research yourself, read the peer reviews, come to your own conclusions. Climatologists and Geologists have already proven that the Global warming/Global cooling/climate change narrative that’s been pushed for decades is just a myth, fear p0rn for money. And yes, same goes for the “pandemic,” even though it doesn’t even meet the CDC guidelines of a pandemic. Science is a method, not a religion you blindly trust in.

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Dreamerdoes_is_love 2021-12-05 01:12:04

I get that this is a more conservative person making this and I’m definitely more leftist, but absolutely not liberal because yeah liberals are ridiculous and dangerous in their complacency to upkeep the status quo.

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Roman 2022-04-29 11:46:25

I used to like Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern back when they were actually edgy...not so much these days

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daniel moreira 2021-09-10 20:11:23

Nobody gonna note the gems in the soundtrack, liquid tension experiment and supertramp rolling!

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daniel moreira 2021-09-10 20:22:16

Gentle giant too wow

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Vera Garcia 2022-06-19 22:09:09

Jimmy Kimmel logic: I hate Trump so much I'm going to base my whole show every night on him, but I don't like him🤤

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Deku Scrublord 2018-04-16 01:54:19

I never thought I'd see the day when someone who makes YTPs would have a legitimate political commentary. Thanks, Mr. Lemon.

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Theodor Ștefan Zota 2018-04-30 15:24:52

Deku Scrublord bad thing nobody listens to him because he just takes his time to explain the problem and most people have the attention span of a goldfish

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Nondescript 2021-12-13 17:16:50

Yay, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who considers him insufferable... I remember seeing him for the first time on The Man Show, when basically nobody had heard of him yet, and all I could think was: Wow, this guy has found a way to capitalize on having the most punchably smug-looking face possible

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SpidermanNoir 2021-09-05 08:01:41

Seemed like he got radicalized overnight into hyper annoying Jimmy instead of just bland enough to get by jimmy

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AmericanKid778 2022-01-25 22:25:38

Despite you presenting a centrist argument, you sound wildly right with the amount of others being way to far left.

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OK KID XD LMAO 2021-10-15 11:13:38

Jimmy Kimmel is like that Grandad that shares 10 year old memes.

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Fredrick VonTater 2020-08-25 17:43:40

I think Conan O’Brian is the only tv host who I can even stand anymore

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Fredrick VonTater 2020-10-01 01:23:22

Levi Doneson that’s true but I guess I never thought of him as a tv host

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clerp 2020-10-15 21:22:04

can't hate him cuz he's on the same page as norm macdonald

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Ahmad zahrani 2020-10-20 06:02:13

Yep, he's so bad I CAN even stand him anymore
(check your vocabulary to know that there's a word that's exactly what you meant: I don't know CAN'T

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Torn 2020-11-11 02:04:46

Just stopping in to say Andy Richter is underrated. He makes a great sidekick.

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Fredrick VonTater 2020-11-17 21:24:11

@Ryan Sharp I really couldn’t care less, he’s still funny, and more importantly, he’s real. The emotions he shows on stage are authentic. Also he doesn’t bring political talking points into his show because it’s a taking show, not an editorial.

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Mitch Conner 2020-12-01 05:07:21

@Ryan Sharp majority opinion shows trump is the man. You follow the big populated cities that fail like a sheep.

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Mitch Conner 2020-12-01 09:03:56

@Ryan Sharp we can 100% agree on that. I like beef. I dont want her to destroy my favorite food lol.

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Mitch Conner 2020-12-01 09:05:25

@Ryan Sharp and why were we disagreeing before? We both believe these commies are trying to take over. I'm not a republican st all. I am a trump supporter for the most part. He exposed the media and the left wing. I love it

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-11 20:40:51

Fallon isn't too bad

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-11 21:09:42

@Ryan Sharp He isn't as bad as kimmel and is actually pretty funny

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Paolo Salazar 2020-12-14 20:57:13

@Ryan Sharp I love Conan despite how liberal he is. I respect his opinions

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Paolo Salazar 2020-12-14 21:40:44

@Ryan Sharp Yeah I like his sketches and remotes much more. He is also really funny on his podcasts and College/other speeches. Conan even admitted he hated talking to boring people on his talk show to fill up time that he cut down on how long it is.

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Superkigs 2020-12-18 16:00:20

yeah but just barely....aaaand its gone

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apollo 2020-12-20 16:48:57

Jimmy Fallon is kinda tolerable too
I mean, he tries to stay away from politics, so that's a plus.

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Brendan Mullin 2020-12-29 05:39:11

He’s from Boston; he’s the man

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Goblin The Target Practice 2021-01-07 19:47:46

Watch john oliver, he's Pretty Good

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WAYCNF 2021-01-08 05:58:28

@Mitch Conner you sure about trump being the man? over 80 million people voted against him, the majority shows biden is the man.

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Random Dude 2021-01-08 22:45:32

And when he gets political it’s still just as cringe

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Ethan 2021-01-09 20:57:44

Conan O’Brien comes up with original material, unlike most talk show hosts. I think many of his skits are very funny, like the ones with Kevin hart and ice cube. He is much better because he does not really talk about politics. When you start getting political it get less funny, and you might lose lots of viewers. This is why Jimmy kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and more are so terrible and not funny. These hosts are all super liberal, but it doesn’t matter which side you argue, you should try to avoid politics on a talk show.

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WAYCNF 2021-01-09 23:33:53

@DemoCrack he's only planning on an assault weapons ban. also, he's a neoliberal. not every democrat is a commie, that's like saying everyone remotely republican is a racist. now you may be like "but i didn't say every democrat is a commie!". well, if he's a commie then most democrats would be commies. now go take a shower, because it doesn't seem like you've taken one in months.

besides, why do we need assault weapons anyway?

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DemoCrack 2021-01-10 00:04:39

@WAYCNF Define Assault weapon.

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WAYCNF 2021-01-10 00:17:41

@DemoCrack ​ like an M16

why would you need one? unless your name is william overbeck. that type of stuff should be reserved for the millitary.

also, if i'm correct, it's easier to get one than it is to get a simple handgun (it's been years since i heard it).

to be fair, i'm not for complete banning. instead, i think only professionals with no risk should be allowed to own them.

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DemoCrack 2021-01-10 01:32:54

@WAYCNF M16's and full auto's are banned already.

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WAYCNF 2021-01-10 01:52:45

@DemoCrack when?

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Alan Potts 2021-01-10 17:56:35

They all are the same

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Nascour 2021-01-13 07:10:34

Agreed

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Florida-Texas line 2021-01-15 03:34:26

That you Conan Is like the good late night host every one so liberal or to conservative Conan is just being a comedian

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ZED 2021-01-15 23:14:17 (edited 2021-01-15 23:16:04 )

I remember when Bill Burr was getting choked up to the point he couldn't continue talking about Patrice O'Neal while on Conan's show and Conan took over and did the talking about what Bill was trying to say. Literally any other host would've put Bill on the spot and let him cry talking about it to milk the emotions for views. For that, I'm always gonna like Conan.

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owen mcglynn 2021-01-18 23:49:14

guess youve never seen eric andre then

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Greg H 2021-01-19 13:13:25

@ZED he also never uploaded that clip to youtube. I had to find it uploaded from a fan. Conan is the best thing about Hollywood

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Jefferson Jensen 2021-01-21 04:29:00

I feel the same way and now hes retiring. Rip enjoying any late night Talk shows

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Greg H 2021-01-21 05:16:07

@Jefferson Jensen he's not retiring. Most probably moving to hbo to do a full time travel series/ variety talk show with only skits, bits

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mr bwead 2021-01-22 22:15:28

How about Trevor Noah

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Greg H 2021-01-23 07:31:21

@mr bwead conservatives hate his guts cause they think he's unfunny ( which isn't entirely wrong). Personally I like the guy's standup exponentially more than his daily show

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Steampunk Sam P 2021-01-25 17:12:00

Conan actually makes me laugh most of the time, so I can see that

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Greg H 2021-01-25 17:37:28

@Grayson DuBose then who do you like? Ben Shapiro?

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DILL 17 2021-01-26 18:50:52

What about Eric andre

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Fredrick VonTater 2021-01-27 03:21:03

@DILL 17 yeah, Eric is funny I just didn’t think of him as a tv host

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very cool man 2021-01-28 13:29:53

eric andre

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v1nce army member #69 2021-01-30 17:27:04

Me too he’s the only funny one

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a Tree 2021-01-31 22:14:49

Don't forget graham norton

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Scoredchicken18 2021-02-04 07:11:19

Apparently he’s awful and full of himself in real life tho. Might not be true but I’ve heard stories that he’s really pretentious and full of himself

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LeftTurnsMatter 2021-02-09 01:39:05

Fuck yeah, he's the only one that keeps potics out for the most part, but you know what when he does bring politics in, he makes fun of both

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Party Boi 2021-02-11 02:57:46

yeah hes good

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Jake Sauce 2021-02-12 22:09:22

Jimmy Fallon is pretty good too

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Her0 2021-02-14 20:02:28

Jimmy fallon is a cool guy but he laughs at everything

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Dyck Hurtz 2021-02-17 23:49:55

@WAYCNF you fool ha. Fully automatic is banned besides for people with special backgrounds. Been that way for a long time. Gun crime will always exist, making laws does nothing. Quit infringing the Second Amendment.

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WAYCNF 2021-02-18 00:35:14

@Dyck Hurtz the second amendment is super vague, and it says that guns are there in case of a militia. and saying making laws does nothing? you really sure? that's like saying making treatment for sicknesses does nothing.

as for fully automatic being banned, if it is already banned besides for special backgrounds then that was my mistake. but i still stand beside my claims.

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WAYCNF 2021-02-18 01:39:36

@Dyck Hurtz Change nothing? Alright. Show me credible stats. Also, the founding fathers were okay with their original constitution being changed to fit recent times. They would probably be okay with us changing the second amendment to fit today. If you actually read the second amendment, you'd see that it has not aged well. It was written in case of a militia being needed due to the USA being newborn at the time. As years go by the need for a militia depleted.

That was the sole cause of having guns. And while I think it's okay to own guns, they are weapons and common sense gun laws need to be put in place. You don't want to put guns in the hands of a distraught teen who has a history of violence and a high risk of committing a shooting.

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Clean Clean 2021-02-18 13:09:57

I want so badly to know what that Ryan Sharp was saying.

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Dyck Hurtz 2021-02-18 14:30:49

@WAYCNF no

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Floater 2021-02-18 16:20:28

I think jimmy Fallon is pretty funny too

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Janforcel 2021-02-19 07:24:37

jimmy falon is good too

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Dipping Eggs 2021-02-19 13:11:19

But the handshake man the handshake

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Nascour 2021-02-20 14:32:43

Same

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Anderson Wang 2021-02-20 20:54:42

Also David Letterman on Netflix.

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Leonardo 2021-02-23 08:07:38

Jimmy kümmel is actually pretty good. People just don’t stand him now because he brings politics into everything but other than that he’s a funny dude, he’s got a funny side kick, funny ideas, and montages

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Heather Perleberg 2021-02-24 00:08:26

@Ahmad zahrani But... that's not what they said? They CAN stand him, and they're saying that they cannot stand any others. It was an effective statement that is correct. By the way, no one cares about grammar in a Youtube comment. It just doesn't matter.

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dominick badial 2021-02-26 00:13:12

Same he doesn’t bring politics in unless it’s needed he is original and funny and sucks that he his only on cable networks he should be on abc or nbc

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Varangian Guard 2021-03-03 03:13:05

@Mitch Conner please don’t associate all liberals with the very few radical libtards out there, and liberals shouldn’t call all conservatives racist.

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Mitch Conner 2021-03-03 03:17:55

@Varangian Guard I see it more as leftists actually so that's my bad.

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ninjabunny101 2021-03-05 03:34:50

i can stand seth myers just bc i liked him on snl

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Crunchy Leaves 2021-03-09 15:22:07

Nice to see that some Ryan Sharp guy got completely annihilated in the replies here

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Poras Srivastava 2021-04-06 10:43:49

Graham Norton is really funny too

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Piano Fry 2021-05-04 16:27:06

I don't mind Colbart or Falon(although I'm not a fan) but Kimmel is one of the people who piss me off the moment they start talking.

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tomservo 2021-05-29 21:10:38

@Torn Andy and Conan are one of the best combinations known to man, right next to burgers and fries and PB&J.

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Deoxtroy 2021-06-06 15:38:19

@Torn You dare oppose the mighty Jordan Schlansky

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Tyler Matthew 2021-06-09 09:24:20

That's just a fact. Although their personalities are nothing alike, Conan and Letterman are hands down the two best late night hosts of my lifetime. Conan was very much influenced by Letterman and you can see it if you're familiar with how whacky Letterman's show was in the 80s and even into the 90s

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grug 2021-06-19 17:59:28

the funniest too

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Andy Blanton 2021-06-22 01:22:33

Ellen and Fallon are pretty good

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Burnt Poptart 2021-07-06 02:02:31

Unfortunately, Conan retired. He was our last hope. So now we’re stuck with terrible comedians.

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Said Otero 2021-07-19 21:35:17

He's the best.

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old man hopes 2021-07-22 23:01:26

@WAYCNF "80 million people voted against him" and you guys think your country isn't going to shit exdi

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WAYCNF 2021-07-22 23:09:46

@old man hopes ?

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old man hopes 2021-07-22 23:11:33

@WAYCNF "that's like saying making treatment for sicknesses does nothing." wrong.
that's like saying making robberies illegal hasn't stopped 13% of the population being responsible for 50% of the crimes.

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old man hopes 2021-07-22 23:12:51

@WAYCNF you ignored his argument so he ignored you back lol

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WAYCNF 2021-07-22 23:21:27

@old man hopes Honestly it's been a while so I forgot what even happened

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dandini0698 2021-07-23 11:37:21

Conan is the only good one left tbh. Jon Stewart was another but he left.

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ew e 2021-07-24 04:57:14

truth b spoken

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Anderson Wang 2021-08-31 16:52:51

Conan O’Brien has a truly global audience. I got into Conan O’Brien from a South Korean high school classmate.

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dandini0698 2021-08-31 16:57:11 (edited 2021-08-31 16:58:49 )

@WAYCNF banned in Ronald Reagan administration. Also need is a very weird word. You can literally individually pick out guns like you would say food items like apples and say what do you need that particular one and suggest to ban it. Do you even understand the difference between any of them?

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WinRAR XD 2021-08-24 03:07:41

around the 16:00 minute mark when it is said that sexual assault is only a problem among the "higher-ups" in society is just plain false. Sexual assault happens to an alarming amount of women, and most often by people they trust closely. In fact, sexual assault done by people with societal power (celebrities and super rich people) probably only accounts for easily less than 25% of all assaults that happen. Tbh it's pretty ignorant to claim/think that sexual assault isn't a problem in "regular society", like obviously it probably happens at a higher rate because there are a lot more men who hold a large amount of power over other peoples' lives and thus those men can abuse that power easier, but the population of the world is 7 billion and there's no way that even 1% of the people on this earth fall under the previously mentioned category.

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:28:59

Wow, this comment never got big, wonder why that happened 😐

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stars 2022-04-13 21:13:45

THNK U

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Sakura 2022-04-13 14:44:32

We have virtually no shootings in the UK. I cant remember the last time we had a mass shooting. It doesnt mean we have no violence but banning guns would stop a large amount of gun crime. Its not the only solution but it is one.

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- 2022-04-25 02:13:25

You cannot ban guns in the United States: there's too many of them in circulation already. There's more guns than people.
Not to mention all of the unregistered firearms that would slip by.

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A Banana 2022-04-29 07:08:11

Yeah banning guns outright is a no go. I'd like to see the industry regulations get a whole tighter, but it would fundamentally disagree with the second thing the people that thought up this country decided to write down. Coming from a Southern liberal who surely does enjoy owning my firearms.

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Skelly 2022-03-21 04:26:51

I might not agree with Emp’s political views, but god damn, does he put on a good show when making a point.

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Emerson Galli 2022-04-08 19:10:05

If I could meet Jimmy Kimmel I would say this:
Hey Jimmy, guess what's in my pants.
Something you never had in yours for your entire life.

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Lepsonical 2018-04-08 01:17:22

This was a pretty educational video. It's not forced, and isn't delusional.


Someone who isn't a cult of personality.


While also making memes.




I love you.

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Sam K 2018-04-09 00:17:39

was that a cm punk reference

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Lepsonical 2018-04-09 00:49:51

Kind of, but I mostly thought of the song when I wrote that.

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Sherlock Holmes 2021-10-26 02:14:44

God, I saw him maybe once or twice and felt he's one of the worst hosts. Period.

I'm glad I'm not the only one I felt this

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chefsco 2021-08-26 08:01:57

Jimmy is using universal inference when reasoning his points

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Matt Thompson 2022-03-24 12:02:27

This video confirmed my hatred for Jimmy Kimmel and made me like Roseanne

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Cloudfinraptor 2022-05-02 15:38:11

It took this video to realize that Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are different people.

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Nate The Great 2021-01-06 18:53:47

Kinda feel like politics is nothing but "were better than the other side"

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Donny Yario 2021-01-09 06:47:03

Of course it is, it's not okay but it's the way it is.

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Benjamin Pryse 2021-01-09 13:39:18

It has become that.

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HoodieLeft Boi 2021-01-18 09:00:12

It’s become less about the people and more about power

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Orcinus1967 2021-01-20 19:20:26

What will the left do when all their answers to questions of their unethical behavior cannot be answered "Yes but Tump"?

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Benjamin Pryse 2021-01-20 19:26:34

@Orcinus1967 probably whatever the right did when Trump was in power. So, act smug bc their favorite team won the big game or something idk

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ashe🏳️‍🌈 2021-01-21 13:43:18

@Benjamin Pryse I feel like every 4 or 8 years, the sides are going to switch roles. Now a good portion of Republicans are whining about Biden. Maybe in 4 years, the roles will switch again.

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Chen Chen 2021-01-26 08:30:56

It's because the elites doesn't listen to their people

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Fry Reviews 2021-02-01 05:45:48

Politics has devolved to Just getting wins

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JITTERS_XP 2021-02-11 13:44:27

Oh it is nothing better than that. I see both sides every day because my parents are conservative and it feels like the only acceptable political view online is liberal, they both think ridiculous things about each other and the media might as well brainwash us into hating each other.

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Squeaks 2021-03-01 23:58:07

@Fry Reviews securing the political dub

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bojarck hooseman schnarf 2021-03-02 17:53:14

get rid of the 2 party system and use prefential voting and that wont happen as much

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Daniel Magee 2021-03-03 01:23:15

thats what happens when no one votes for third parties

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ParrotPlays 2021-03-05 06:00:18

way to many people on all sides think like this and it's so counterproductive

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J Lupus 2021-03-05 08:32:09

The Distributist calls it "The Study of adversity", so you're correct.

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titlo3 2021-03-06 22:20:26

90% of politicians are backed by lobbyists who are trying to exploit the private prison industry or other more exploitable and profitable industries.

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titlo3 2021-03-08 13:53:43

@Kurt E. Clothier you know it, it's all a bunch of horseshit. While federal politicians aren't necessarily controlled by lobbyists they're definitely influenced, it really goes to show how democracy since its inception has gone from for the people to for the corporations.

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BruhMaster58 2021-03-08 22:35:14

“Politics are just one side screaming at the other saying they’re stupid.”

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AuroraVeil 2021-03-09 04:56:29

@Orcinus1967 no actual leftist blames everything on Trump those are neoliberals who don't understand anything about politics except what they see on snl

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Orcinus1967 2021-03-11 14:13:02

@AuroraVeil Even my father, 75, has said "What about Trump" when I brought up the disgusting political insiderism of Hunter Biden while Joe was VP. I know that "political insiderism is probably not a real term, but it's early and I've not finished my cup of coffee. I appreciate what you said and I don't totally disagree, and I'm not trying to start an argument. Thank you.

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Adomas B 2021-03-15 22:26:00

American debates 101

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GrandNebSmada 2021-03-20 04:21:33

American politics consists of two parties campaigning around the fact that the other party is trying to kill you. The problem is nobody can agree which party is trying to kill you.

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Bibs P 2021-04-12 05:33:29

Well. Yeah. Thats politics. Im amazed tht people are still surprised by this. Everything else is governance.

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Bibs P 2021-04-12 05:34:57

@Orcinus1967 Yeah. Trump was president, Hunter wasnt. Hunter is some bloke. Your dad is right.

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 10:04:44

@GrandNebSmada idk, the one trying to take away your right to self defense is pretty sus.

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 10:06:37

@Bibs P some bloke that mysteriously ended up as the head of the Ukrainian oil industry, after daddy Joe and uncle Obama overthrew the previous leader of the Ukraine and set up said oil industry.

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Ariel Lorusso 2021-04-22 06:30:32

And both sides are disgusting....

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birdlisa58 2021-04-29 15:45:34

True, but that's more like American politics. The rest of the world engage in actual politics.

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Feef 2021-05-01 03:05:18

Meanwhile everyone suffers

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Orcinus1967 2021-05-03 22:38:00

Coffee is good. No questions before coffee! I think it's a slogan most of us can get behind. "Political Insiderism" is a fine term. Influence peddling also good. Your Non argument is accepted!. Now the Dems are going after Giuliani with the feds. I'm sure not a huge Trump or Giuliani fan. But it does make me wonder just WTF has happening to our government. PS don't ask your dad. I'm not bringing it up with mine.

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Orcinus1967 2021-05-03 23:05:40

@Ariel Lorusso Yup. I was born and raised a democrat. Now I'm just fiscally conservative, and I feel like you. Both sides are disgusting.

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Mustard 2021-05-08 17:14:43

it is

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Caesar Seizure 2021-05-16 00:08:21

Horseshoe theory at its finest

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Ray 2021-05-18 09:34:08

@ashe🏳️‍🌈 bro, the democrats were joking about trump, the republicans tried to storm the capitol and kill your system.
Thats like comparing apples to nuclear bombs

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Aurelius 2021-05-19 15:12:44

yeah no shit. What's the alternative, "we're worse than the other side"?

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Ray 2021-05-19 15:29:56

@ashe🏳️‍🌈 you said sides change every 4 to 8 years.
And I wanted to add that they are incredibly different. One side makes too many jokes about the other president, the other side tries to kill the system

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ztykowork 2021-05-21 02:05:09

Pretty much boiled down to "other side bad. Our side good."

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Milan David 2021-11-08 17:20:17

I love how people under this comment still brought up that "actually MY side is better than that"

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Ian Carter 2022-05-25 23:23:22

4th time watching this vid... the keyboard warrior edit gets me every time lmao good shit bravo

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BonelessWangs 2022-06-13 03:40:12

Finally someone fucking gets it

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vxtsxr 2021-09-09 03:30:22

There are moments in this video where it aged perfectly. And there are some where it aged horrificly.

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milind maiti 2022-05-11 00:39:38

I don't know. This video seemed as boring and politically charged as jimmy kimmel.

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DSD (Desdorito) 2020-08-09 18:34:03

Fun Fact: You can both agree with Emp and still be a liberal.

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mater tua 2020-08-16 09:06:54

As a liberal, I do on most, not on others.

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mater tua 2020-08-22 09:48:15

@Toori Baba Why?

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mater tua 2020-08-22 10:05:56

@Toori Baba That is most definitely not the case, in my experience. The vast majority of Liberals I've met love America, or at least are vaguely positive about it, and I doubt there's any liberals right of Communists who actively want to destroy the government.

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Luke 1720 2020-08-22 15:58:56

Toori Baba cmon Man U can’t generalize every liberal like that just like they can’t generalize every conservative as a racist

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 03:39:26

@mater tua Well I'm an anarchist so I don't know how I fit into this dichotomy.

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mater tua 2020-08-23 04:08:52

@JGHifiversveiws What's your thoughts on the government? Just wondering.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 15:10:10

@mater tua Sure what would you like to know exactly?

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mater tua 2020-08-23 15:38:02

@JGHifiversveiws Do you want to replace or disband the new government? People normally think that anarchists want there to be no government, but in my experience, that's not entirely true. What's your opinion on the president and the Republican and Democratic parties? Do you have an opinion on feminism and BLM? I dunno, stuff like that. I was just interested, because I'm not all that familiar with anarchism.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 17:38:27

@mater tua I identify as a social anarchist and i'm sure there are more people on the internet who can do this topic more justice than I can but essentially, because I don't particularly identify with either of the schools of anarchism that fall under the umbrella of social anarchism but like most anarchists I believe in eliminating social stratification, class structures, and other forms of unjustified hierarchies but I don't think eliminating wage labor or the state in general is the best way to go about doing that with that being said I do think that the capitalist mode of ownership of the means of production is inherently flawed and I'm also opposed to the tyrannical profit motive especially when it corrupts moral actions. I could elaborate on that point a little bit more if you want? I'm not opposed to working with the government we have now, and that isn't to say I advocate for this system I actually really dislike it, mostly because it prioritizes the state, its affairs, and its "representatives", over the needs of its citizenry, the minimal transparency and oversight on behalf of that government and its faculties, the overall lack of political agency held by citizens outside the two parties, and the inherently convoluted nature of republican politics makes it all a massive headache to engage with especially for your average citizen. So no I don't advocate for this system at all. I'm not much of a fan of Trump or Biden but luckily for me I don't participate in presidential elections anyway, when it comes to local elections however I do tend to vote democrat. I actually participated in a BLM rally not too long ago, I'm also not much of a fan of modern feminism but maybe that's because I participate more so in the internet "manosphere" these days so there's that as well.

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mater tua 2020-08-23 18:09:19

@JGHifiversveiws Ok, interesting. I agree with you on many points, though I don't consider myself a socialist, communist, anarchist, etc. I would also like to add that though I dislike a lot of the people that call themselves feminists, I still consider myself a feminist. My mum's a feminist and a social worker, and my dad's very vocal about both Native American issues (as he is a Native American) and black issues. I think that the less one understands an issue, the more they're likely to be aggressive about their views, and uninformed, unreasonable people are ever-present on both sides. It was interesting to hear your thoughts on the matter, as I am unfamiliar with anarchism. I can't think of any more questions, so good day.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 19:38:00

@mater tua Indeed, I'm glad we could converse in this way. It can be very refreshing talking to people with different ideas.

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NCR Trooper 2020-08-26 22:05:41

Ancaps in the comment section be like:

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-27 16:58:11 (edited 2020-08-27 16:58:20 )

@Migaloo So.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-27 17:22:26

@Migaloo I don't blame you actually.

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a bunny 2020-08-28 08:25:00

yup

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ryarod 2020-09-06 14:32:40

This comment needs more upvotes.

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Doctor Culture 2020-09-10 15:43:51

Jesus Christ I’m lefty/liberal too, but yeah this years DNC helped me realize that my party doesn’t represent me anymore.

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Alexandre de Souza 2020-09-12 03:47:30

@Jesus Christ I heard Biden's gonna make Yang secretary of Innovation and technology. Considering Yang's opinions on Big Tech selling our Data (the average person should get a cut of the data sold), I think it's legit.

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Alexandre de Souza 2020-09-12 03:51:09

@Doctor Culture I agree with the woman on 26:50, citizens gotta rise up and do something to change the party.

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Doctor Culture 2020-09-12 03:59:13

Alexandre de Souza I voted for Yang, but his selling out to CNN and endorsement of Biden over Bernie sealed the deal.

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Alexandre de Souza 2020-09-12 12:19:36 (edited 2020-09-12 12:20:22 )

@Doctor Culture Dude, he's not selling out, he's trying to work his way up the ladder. He got a Job in the Biden Administration, he's currently as a political commentator, he still does regular interviews and he started Humanity Forward.

TBH if anyone sold out in the DNC, it was Buttigieg, Klobuchar and Steyer who ditched the election at the last possible second. Literally the weekend before Super Tuesday.

Especially Buttigieg because he was going pretty well and possibly could've won Super Tuesday (or divide Biden's Voters and give Sanders a fighting chance.).

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Martin Mendl 2020-09-19 21:59:48

Toori Baba Well than you’re doing the exact same thing Jimmy Kimmel and people like him were critisized for in this video, just from a different political position...

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Razer 2020-09-24 06:07:16 (edited 2020-09-24 06:07:41 )

Except with his comments on Kobe Bryant.

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Rrrff Xxx 2020-10-01 16:21:04

Me

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Andrew Winslow 2020-10-07 18:39:16

Fun Fact, Liberals in America arent even Liberal anymore

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Captain Chair 2020-10-10 15:31:50

Most people in the United States are liberal, but the word is used as a category of liberal instead as the ideology as a whole, I wish Americans would stop conflating liberals with diet commies and retarded anarchists, is that such a hard ask, and I agree with a few "Marxist" ideas, within a certain context.

We have bigger issues with I don't know, Coronavirus, Genocidial China, North Korea, Islamic Fundamentalists, African Turmoil, Arab Spring conflicts, Global Warming, Monopolies and Oligopolies, pollution, just south and south east Asia because most of them are fricked af.

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Andrew Winslow 2020-10-10 20:15:33

@Captain Chair Agree. I personally am a "Classical Liberal" and to me, Liberal means one who strives for Liberty. I personally love Liberty and Freedom. The American "Liberals" are the antithesis of Liberalism. Progressivism is a more accurate term to describe the American "Liberals"

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Clemen - Javascript, Lua & more! 2020-10-11 03:01:37

@Captain Chair as a chinese person myself, i'm confused on what you mean by "Genocidial China"

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Captain Chair 2020-10-11 04:00:23

@Clemen - Javascript, Lua & more! I am referring to the Uyghur and new Tibetan concentration camps.

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Clemen - Javascript, Lua & more! 2020-10-11 04:13:11

@Captain Chair Oh i thought it's about industry or culture, ok

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Ryan Gallagher 2020-10-13 16:31:03

@Toori Baba your infantile point of view is exactly what's destroying america

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Personator 2020-10-14 22:14:38

@Toori Baba t.13 year old

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Cypher五毛usuh 2020-10-17 02:22:58

fun fact : you can both agree with someone and still be your whatever political or sexual compass

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john O 2020-10-17 03:49:04

@Cypher五毛usuh “sexual compass” your joking right? Not saying this as an insult to you personally I’ve just never heard of something so absurd

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ivanmegafanboy 2020-10-17 04:17:05

@john O Trust me, I know how a bot talks.
I am a NPC myself.

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Charlie Sutton 2020-10-17 14:13:18

@Toori Baba hurr durr reductionism

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S RM 2020-10-18 00:37:34

Well some extremists will completely dismiss this video bc of just the political segment

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john O 2020-10-18 15:03:33

@ivanmegafanboy this gave me a good chuckle thank you 👍

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Youdubham 2020-10-20 21:04:06

Fun fact: you can be a republican and not be racist

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Youdubham 2020-10-22 23:58:33

@L Lawliet yes

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Dick Nixon 2020-10-26 05:50:18

Give it a few years. It took me a long time to drift to the right.

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hoobaguy 2020-10-30 02:19:36

I would be embarrassed to admit I was a liberal.

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Youdubham 2020-10-30 02:21:09

@hoobaguy whew

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Zach Dugan 2020-10-31 20:32:01

You mean be a "Liberal" as in Classical Liberalism? Or be a "Liberal" as in "Modern Leftist"?
Because they're pretty much exact opposites lol; nothing really "liberal" about the group calling themselves "liberals" nowadays.

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Spicy Shark 2020-11-11 22:04:06

@mater tua that’s because in real life liberals are pretty sane but the ones on the internet where websites censor what people say about are completely and clinically insane, especially Twitter

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Sam 2020-11-16 15:53:48

@this senator be a conservative

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Sam 2020-11-16 15:55:02

@Jesus Christ The real jesus doesn't support abortions

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hoobaguy 2020-11-24 12:49:38

@bbtootall I know what the word means. That's why I used it. Do you know what it means?

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Dick Nixon 2020-11-24 13:26:25

@bbtootall Chill with the thirst. You're cold replying to a bunch of people who haven't thought about these comments in months.

Do something else with your time. You're just here to argue.

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Forrest Gump 2020-11-24 13:28:36

@Sam wtf nowhere in the bible does jesus say that abortion is bad

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Dick Nixon 2020-11-24 13:44:00

@john O This. This is one of the most annoying things they do. I once had some people arguing my fake name disqualified me, but I showed them up when I told them to see my channel age. This channel is like 9 years old lol. I even told them that I had almost certainly been on here longer than them.

I usually just say "Just because I don't agree with you doesn't mean I'm a bot." It's a dismissal strategy they use all the time and I hate it.

What they don't realize is that none of that dismissal works in the voting booth. 👀

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Andrew Winslow 2020-11-24 14:51:34

@bbtootall Liberal comes from the latin word Liber, meaning free. Liberal essentially means person who likes, or supports freedom. Progressive comes from Progress, which does not always mean freedom. In America, the two are interchangeable, but in a true neutral sense, Liberals and Progressives are different.

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Youdubham 2020-11-24 17:24:47

Even to the point of saying someone isn’t Jesus to try to prove your point. Just be quiet.

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LilBratsWurst 2020-11-26 01:13:14

Im lib left and I definitely agree with him

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Quinn Murphy 2020-11-28 08:26:56

Hard to when he says stupid shit like racism barely exists

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PossiblyRita 2020-11-29 23:16:51

@Migaloo the issue with CHAZ really was that it was just a few city blocks. I’ll admit, the word “autonomous” in its name is doing some fucking leg work. They barely had any services due to the fact that they were such a small group relegated to a minuscule space. Anarchism similar to CHAZ functions best on a larger-scale, truly autonomous level.

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GarbageRNG 2020-12-03 22:29:14

@john O bro it's a troll 🤣

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W Shiflet 2020-12-05 10:07:43

How about neither?

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Gavin Johnson 2020-12-05 17:30:39

What does politics have to do with an old youtube poop channel, who cares

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Chris Johnson 2020-12-07 11:28:33

No, I don't think I will.

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-11 20:35:44

REEEAAALLLYYY UH I WOULD NEVER KNOW, I THOUGHT SINCE HE SAID SOMETHING NEUTRAL ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT THEN HIS IS RACIST CONFEDERATE BAD MAN, UNLIKE US MEGA BRAIN LIBERALS WHO JUST KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND KNOW THAT THE OTHER SIDE HAS A WRONG OPINION, (this is sarcasm btw because one time i did something similar and everyone tried to murder me)

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TGRGDv2 2020-12-29 21:59:49

Like me

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-29 22:14:39

@TGRGDv2 yes pog man, just like you

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cameron 2021-01-02 17:29:13

Yes.

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Ethan Scott 2021-01-04 12:28:37

He’s a neoliberal, he doesn’t really care about change or betterment. It’s about what’s marketable for the show

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Reima 2021-01-07 03:17:04

I've learned that the left hardly gets along with it's multiple adjacent factions. The right just learned to make the best of a situation and played the game better.

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Seraphin Duvolzairo 2021-01-07 22:43:09

@Reima Cause the right, despite their often contradictory and conflicting interests (small govt/big military and police state, tax cuts for the rich/teardown of "elites"...) are all united in one thing: racism. The left wants the betterment of all society, so they agree on the end. When there is "leftist infighting", its due to disagreement on the means to reach that end. And in politics, means, not ideals, are everything.

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PapperDapper 2021-01-13 14:13:05

if your going left enough, you'll find yourself turning right

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Onyon Rong 2021-01-15 02:50:22

Liberals are the majority of America and can easily be left or right leaning.

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Mi 2021-01-15 13:23:01

I hate Trump but I still think it's annoying to hear people screaming "ORANGE MAN BAD" 24/7

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Person 0-0 2021-01-15 19:50:18

We got liberals, conservatives, anarchists, who else is in here?

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Skytechslayer 2021-01-23 23:48:36

What?

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Zipping 2021-01-25 15:28:15

damn i had NOOOOOOOOO IDEA

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Zipping 2021-01-25 20:09:17

@Midas fun fact, those are two different political ideologies and assuming all liberals are commies means you are misinformed

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Zipping 2021-01-25 20:40:07

@Midas yea but not all liberals are commies, fact

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Zipping 2021-01-25 21:56:01

@Midas no

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Zipping 2021-01-25 21:57:02

@Midas tbh idek why you are arguing with me, same can go for kkk members, a lot of them vote for trump but does that mean all trumpers are kkk members? NO!

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Zipping 2021-01-25 22:17:46

@Midasyea but the kkk got nobody closer to them to vote for so they have to, same goes with commies

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Zipping 2021-01-26 00:04:02

@Midas antifa is terrible what you talking bout also it is not liberal they just vote us, china ain't that bad: probably said that because he does not want to fight with china, and you ain't black: i cannot answer that because it was taken completely out of context.

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Zipping 2021-01-26 01:28:28

@Midas makes since

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Zipping 2021-01-26 03:09:48

@Midas huh what no

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Zipping 2021-01-26 03:14:42

i disagree with you still, but i am tired of arguing. Also, I respect you argued civically. I hope we can both agree in this age of the internet there is tons of snowflakes who will just scream at you to get cancelled, and there is tons of trumpers who can sometimes argue uncivilly, so when i see someone like you speak a fair argument against me i can't help but show full respect.

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Zipping 2021-01-26 04:06:32

@Midas alr fam, guess this is it. Nice talking with you and i hope you have a good rest of life :)

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dae 6 2021-01-26 20:17:12

as a trump disliker (not a liberal or conservative ) i just think its fun to make fun of trump so i didnt rlly agree w his comments on that part

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Zipping 2021-01-26 20:43:12

@dae 6 making fun of people is ok i guess, but don't make the making fun of look like accurate info

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dae 6 2021-01-26 20:56:20

@Zipping i dont try to make points i just call out faults or even laugh at shit that ik isnt trrue its just funny

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Zipping 2021-01-26 21:33:35

@dae 6 idk

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Tate 2021-01-27 07:09:39

Emp is a democrat!

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Masterspongebat 2021-01-27 07:21:18

@mater tua this anti-liberal comedy annoys the hell out of me too.

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Zipping 2021-01-27 15:15:16

@Tate yea probably but he does not act like the snow flake democrats, he acts like the sane democrats like me and my friends

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Nukes 2021-02-11 19:28:54

pog

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 06:37:27

I'm a classical liberal, I will always be a classical liberal that doesn't mean I won't shut down someone instantly for having an opposing viewpoint

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josie 2021-11-13 13:50:47

most young people are liberal so ya…

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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschelgelsteinhousenbergerdorff 2021-11-14 23:56:10

@Desd0rit0
Based take

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Dashing Blazer 2021-12-31 22:47:22

Celebrity: "So I walked into a bar-"
Jimmy Kimmel: HAHAHAHAHAHA slaps knee

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Chris G 2021-11-22 17:38:20

It would be nice to have a viable alternative to the Republicans

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Anthony Qin 2022-05-04 20:02:01

man i love how he plays video game battle music over political commentary

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Colin 2022-01-02 05:57:45

Are we actually entertaining the idea that any of the major corporate late night shows contain anything resembling humor? It's so sanitized it might as well be a medical ward.

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Junior Jr. 2020-01-28 06:48:48

I think you guys are misunderstanding the Kobe comment and taking it out of context, that’s being used to demonstrate the hypocrisy of insulting someone for sexually harassing people then bring in someone who has been accused of sexual harassment like it’s no big deal. Whether or not Kobe really did it, you need to understand the context used in this argument.

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ZX03 2020-01-30 03:32:01

straight facts

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You done goofed 2020-02-02 23:45:19

Most of these "aged like milk" comments are written by kids without common sense, not a big surprise.

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TheKaiwind 2020-03-03 22:17:43

He then uses a clip of Kobe while saying “rich and powerful men get away with it”. Not that I care about whether he did it or not but still.

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uranium54321 2020-04-10 22:37:10

I feel like Emp did that more as a way of relating his wider claim that Kimmel was being hypocritical back to the specific example he gave. He was just saying that, in general, he worked in an industry with (and interviews) some people who have done questionable things, but then goes on to immediately complain about that specific issue with trump while he is surrounded with it in his work.

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Cyn 2020-04-25 01:31:03

@TheKaiwind But still what. They get away with it because they can just pay enough money to avoid prison sentences. Almost all celebrities deserved to be locked up for one thing or another.

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TheKaiwind 2020-05-06 18:07:05

Anarkyst I don’t think you understood what I’m saying, chill lol.

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Cyn 2020-05-06 18:10:16

@TheKaiwind Yeah maybe not, sorry about that.

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Matthew Morgan 2020-05-21 15:43:15

I’m glad someone said this

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John Wayne 2020-06-01 22:37:16

Oh look someone who thinks about things before immediately screaming about it. Junior jr. Idk who are but you make a really great point that so many missed.

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tHEChannel 2020-11-04 23:35:06

@Maulen. IDC Florez how in the fuck does that matter?

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darwincity 2022-02-28 18:53:06

It is quite fun to watch this video in 2022 after reading an article in The Economist regarding the multi-pronged, albeit flawed, effort by Transport Secretary Pete Buttigieg to have a crack at trying to address many of the issues that have blighted urban policies in the US, with the article underlining the fact that "Republicans" were "virtue-signalling" on the issue... The carousel just goes on and on.

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CriticalGamer 2021-08-28 15:31:25

It’s sad because I used to love Colbert, but Trump definitely ruined him and a lot of other political “commentators.” It’s so tiring hearing Trump every time you turn on one of these shows. It’s ridiculous how obsessive they are over him. They don’t realize they are just adding fuel to the fire for conservatives to support Trump even more.

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Thiccboi Chungo 2022-04-25 09:40:04

25:57 is just an example of speaking to any liberal in 2022.

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WhereIsThatBustlingMarketplaceNow? 2021-09-05 08:56:47

I mean, I like his beard

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Dr Gabe 2018-04-07 21:37:02

Fun drinking game idea: Take a shot everytime Jimmy Kimmel says "Trump". You'll die

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The Guy 69 2018-04-07 22:33:07

Within 1 minute.

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cookie0329 2018-04-07 22:42:19

that does sound fun

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GSTV 2018-04-07 22:49:22

Windjammer Enomoto no, you'd have alcohol instead of blood

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Left Thigh 2018-04-09 10:59:25

Dr Gabe I tried this and I'm perfectly fine.

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anon anonecki 2018-04-09 15:05:15

Just give me the whole bottle, no need for a glass

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Zarlei 2018-04-16 15:48:35

I’m already dead.

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ScrewBall the Alien! 2018-04-22 02:41:56

I’ll think I’ll pass on that one. Not quite that depressed really.

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JackyStar64 2018-05-04 05:03:29

Dr Gabe more like the entire internet NEVER Shuts up about trump


Plz, I'm fucking sick and tired of it... Plz for fucks sake

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Cough 2021-09-08 21:34:32

I have no idea how I ended up here but it’s a drug induced fever dream

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Pable Today 2021-09-19 23:22:26

Take a shoot every time he says the combination of words "Jimmy Kimmel"

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Jonas Horlacher 2022-04-26 04:32:56

It’s insane that he’s such good friends with Adam Corolla. They are like polar opposites

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SaintCharlez Productions™ 2021-10-26 22:28:27 (edited 2021-10-26 22:28:38 )

Jimmy does not have "good intentions in mind" when spouting his bs, dude... wth?

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Skornish 2018-04-08 06:54:18

Holy shit. I never thought he could be more condescending than he always is. The way he talked to Rosanne during that interview was baffling. Interesting too how he didn't have anything to say about foreign policy.

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Sellers 2019-11-27 04:04:46

@Morbid Souls ^ and nothing of value was lost

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Caleb Avery 2021-09-19 23:45:18

The run and hit joke was mildly amusing

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D. Best 2022-06-25 06:28:29

Jimmy Kimmel is the nicest guy on TV along with Conan.

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Marné not Marnie 2021-09-22 07:47:50

17:15 a perfect opportunity to give that bastard what he deserves

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Synthality 2021-12-16 12:11:06

I’m so glad Eric Andre had Kimmels son tickle Jimmy’s taint on his show.

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Superior of the In-Between 2018-10-27 04:26:40

“Jimmy Kimmel one of the least funniest comedians”.

Amy Schumer: Hold my beer. That is my crown and he can’t have it.

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AL 2018-10-27 11:16:14

Oof

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Smuggle Fish 2018-11-07 14:39:18

One of the least funniest not THE least funny. (That goes to Amy Schumer)

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Blindeyes 2018-11-10 06:33:15

I believe Amy Schumer is an amazing comedian because she's the funniest joke I've ever heard.

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StickySprite 2018-11-18 00:46:10

If she didn't have that crown she wouldn't have any crown

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Andrew Carroll 2018-11-19 11:45:11

Sarah Silverman (Kimmel's ex girlfriend) is another candidate.

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JTF 2018-11-23 20:26:24

at least Amy tries

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Dylan 2018-11-25 05:55:26

Hold my Cosmo

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Wombolt Sundae 2018-11-25 06:29:49

Samantha Bee: Hold my beer. That is my crown and she can't have it.

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Harvey Fletcher 2018-11-25 11:30:17

Jimbo is the king and she is the queen

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Roy Molod Jr. 2018-11-25 20:48:17

*Jimmy Kimmel gets the crown.

Amy Schumer: Patriarchy!!!

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Nikhil Bhavani 2018-11-27 07:09:55

Dane Cook is worse.

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Nikhil Bhavani 2018-11-27 16:54:18

fml personally, I found Amy Schumer to be tolerable in her earlier days. Not great, but maybe a chuckle or two. It’s just the new Amy Schumer I found horrible. Dane Cook, I just found to always fall flat for me. In my mind, it’s someone who was barely afloat, then plummeted to the bottom versus someone who never went up up farther than a quarter of the way.

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Karan Varma 2018-12-15 09:47:26

Any Schumacher: he is a sexist pig who doesn't want eat fat smelly pussy. I am least funniest comedian. My vagina is my comedy.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Harley Mitchelly 2019-12-07 01:08:08

Trust me, with where Amy's probably kept that crown... not even Uncle Jimbo here's gonna take that crown.

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Symone Reid 2021-10-03 16:41:50

It's pretty sad how politics is handled today, especially considering I don't think these extremists represent the average American at all. Most everyone in the comments whether they consider themselves liberal or conservative seem to have a pretty level head on their shoulders and are closer to the center than most media outlets would like you to think. There's this "us vs them" mentality that paints the opposing party as your enemies. How can anything ever get done or anyone ever come to a compromise when you see your fellow American as an enemy rather than another citizen just like you? We don't all have to agree and we never will, but that was never the point in the first place, and trying to bully and harass people into agreeing or being quiet is wrong in so many ways.

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Costa 2021-11-05 06:30:58

you really need to make a follow up to this vid this some of this has aged like milk

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Chad Peterson 2021-08-27 07:13:47 (edited 2021-08-27 07:14:22 )

That loud ass intro is great when you're watching at night on the tv and you're parents are asleep. 👍

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Shoulk 2021-10-11 13:00:42

Not that i dont agree with you, and also im not american, but arent you doing pretty much the same as jimmy kimmel in this videom

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Le T 2018-12-07 23:40:08

I'm a conservative and I get the feeling that you and I might not agree on a lot of things, but I appreciate the fact that you seem like a pretty level headed guy. Today politics is far more about one upping the other side, than offering actual viable solutions. Maybe people should realize that people on the other side of the aisle are human, just like we are, but at this point it seems like that's asking too much.

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P N 2018-12-21 04:37:23

My teacher voted for Hillary and he loves communism, Or at least the idea of it if it actually worked. He is one of those level headed guys, It’s almost amazing when you find Someone on the other side you can actually relate or get along with

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Ltm2000 2018-12-21 12:06:54

Ill agree

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A deranged, Chair-wielding man. 2018-12-21 12:11:26

It's just about generalization, gate-keeping, and assumption. If you take those things away, we're all human

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Ruben Morris 2018-12-26 21:10:05

Haha orange man bad 😎

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boon the goon 2018-12-30 18:19:08 (edited 2019-01-01 20:23:30 )

My granddad always told me something that I will never forget, there are no bad guys in war, only soldiers. And thats something that I find very important. I may hate trump with a passion but can at least see that the republicans them selves are not bad and in fact in this day and age I can say that I highly respect bush and regan despite not agreeing with them. Why, because they truly cared about America.

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Sir Shotty 2019-01-05 06:46:22

Boon Goon I mostly respect Reagan for reunifying my homeland, reducing inflation, and cutting taxes to spur economic growth. Even though I disagreed with his views on the war on drugs and the Russian arms race.

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killer memestar 2019-01-05 10:08:22

My moms friend is that way

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Skaroosh 2019-01-08 05:50:58

As a progressive I couldn't agree with you more! Even on my side of the fence, it frustrates me to no end how much people focus on what's sensational instead of substance. We need to get back to talking about issues, not the mean tweet of the day.

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TG300 2019-01-15 03:47:54

Honestly, I just despise political correctness in pop-culture media. Example, if a character in a story originally has white skin, don’t distastefully force that character to now look like a minority if it brings no validated benefit.

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Chris Battisto 2019-01-16 05:50:11

Its really hard, given how personal and divided the American political spectrum has become. But its possible

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P N 2019-01-17 01:30:08

Truth Hurts Yeah yeah Ik Ik, I hate communism as much you do. Our things in common definitely were not on the political side.

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Jack Nedry 2019-01-25 22:43:32

@boon the goon,

Reagan fucked up and passed an unconstitutional law, I'm not sure how to feel... I hate him for that.

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BqpahDoes Stuff 2019-01-27 23:41:07

As a leftist, I can certainly agree on that as well. And, humans are becoming the most major problem that ALMOST NO-ONE is actually realizing at that point.

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JACKALZ 2019-01-29 03:39:53

@P N my old 5th grade teacher also voted for Hillary but he would make horrible jokes about trump and stop class just to talk about politics that didn't matter. He was an npc that would stop class just to say Orange man bad

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G 2019-02-02 07:52:15

I mean if you watch the video he bashes the other side just as much. This is why it's an embarrassment to be an American at this point people need to pick sides and bash the side that doesn't agree with their views.

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BqpahDoes Stuff 2019-02-02 12:59:39

@G I might also agree on that, I hate to say this, but, I might need not just to go further into the left, but also point out the deceit or hatred of the left, by the left as well. Anyone who says I can't do that, will then realize that I can.

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JoJo Reztorc03 2019-03-06 09:17:58

It’s usually the memers, YTPers, and porn site users that are the most level headed.

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pieman243 2019-03-11 10:34:21

Its actually a fault on both sides really, we demonise the other.

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Coaster The Kid 2022-05-08 21:10:52

Emp Just pulled a huge jimmy Kimmel Because he put his name in the title and talked about politics the whole time

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;9. 2022-04-26 23:42:50

this is good criticism of Kimmel and American entertainment overall, but the political points fall short in my eyes. It feels like they weren't really researched at all and you kinda just went with what sounded like it could be true.

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sacred hamster 2021-11-07 18:52:00

30:05 easily the best part of the video

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ZenTea 2021-08-27 02:50:13

I’m excited to watch this as I’ve always disliked jimmy kimmel

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Ari 2018-04-07 22:10:37

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jimmy Kimmel Live. It's humor is very
political subtle and takes a grasp at Trump theoretical physics.

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Puff'n Stuff 2021-11-17 21:57:41

3 years later and this video is still accurate.

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Ethan Caplinger 2021-10-03 20:44:41

just for the record, whether the majority of men sexually assault women is irrelevant to which gender sexually assaults more, which is what would make it a men’s or women’s issue.

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The Good Noodle 2021-08-25 01:05:42

i really appreciate being defended. :) love the videos

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Fred Trunce 2022-03-21 02:59:26

Yo, at 8:16, that bee was literally my high school’s mascot.

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ARCADEGHOST 2020-06-19 18:24:15 (edited 2020-09-21 00:20:27 )

I thought I had found new respect for Fallon since he didnt join the "Orange Man Bad" parade at first. But it seems that he jumped on the bandwagon. Shame on Fallon. Shame on all of the Late nigh hosts. Shame on the ppl of America too for having so much hatred that prevents us coming together as a country and doing the best we can. Roseanne had the right idea. Kimmel on the other hand, who doesnt know shit about politics simply retorts with a generic "orange man bad durrr" statement.

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Andrew Carnborn 2020-07-11 07:23:37

Truly
Yes Trump is stupid, but I don't wanna see a show entirely dedicated to "Orange Man bad"
Hell, Twitter does that anyways

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scott gagnon 2020-07-14 22:47:58 (edited 2020-07-14 22:48:59 )

@Andrew Carnborn trump has a case of "J.K-itius," he throws up onto social media so much that everyone can make fun of him.


Edit: had to has

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David L 2020-08-01 21:41:39

Fallon also “used” to do a bunch of coke through his snl years. I’m sure that doesn’t hurt.

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Follow The Grow 2020-08-03 12:12:29

No fallon jumped on the ban wagon

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Robert Bektas 2020-08-07 08:59:07

It’s a better strategy for the long term as well. He wants you to watch for his comedy which won’t fall the to wayside as a trend.

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w1nd 2020-08-09 02:15:43

i think as a comedian you also have to have a fake laugh to an extent to improve charisma

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Krzysztof Bonda 2020-08-15 18:55:33

And to think they all came down sharking on Fallon when he had Trump on the show and he avoided mocking him during a conversation!

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HypnoticBleep 2020-08-20 02:46:37 (edited 2020-08-24 07:02:08 )

Too bad he does Trump bashing jokes now lmao

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ARCADEGHOST 2020-08-20 02:52:08

@HypnoticBleep pity. He sold out

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Joe Mancini 2020-08-24 06:26:36

ARCADEGHOST he really did smh

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Captain_Starducks 2020-08-27 05:55:14

Fallon always reminded me of early seth McFarlane. They both might have corny or just sometimes not as funny jokes as their competition but you can tell they put their heart into their work and it has a charm to it which you can respect them for and even get a good chuckle out of

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Biggy Iron 2020-09-05 06:37:33

He also starts trends. Like for example the "stay at home edition" this year

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Biggy Iron 2020-09-05 21:23:07

@Elway Dogg are you serious? "Bullying" come on now the most powerful man in the world can't be bullied. Fallon makes jokes about an orange man who is a walking joke. People do not have to look far to find joke material in his presidency.

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Biggy Iron 2020-09-06 19:38:24

@Elway Dogg your emotional rant did not provide a single reason why that is "bullying". I'm assuming you know nothing about public figures but they are people who put themselves in front of millions of people, and in this case control their lives. Trump is getting criticized. If he were a kid on the playground then he would be bullied.

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Biggy Iron 2020-09-06 21:12:34 (edited 2020-09-06 21:18:27 )

@Elway Dogg they aren't ruining anyone's life. They are just making unfunny jokes about the president and you're having a hissy fit for some reason. Look away if you're a triggered snowflake

I thought this was about bullying not about the parties. That just shows just how partisan you are being. I wonder if you'd flip out after seeing Fox "bully" Obama. Do you think calling Obama a "Muslim terrorist" or "Dempanzee" is something to be proud of?

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Definitive Dubs 2020-09-20 22:34:02

This video was made over two years ago. Fallon has since joined the anti-Trump bandwagon.

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Biggy Iron 2020-09-21 00:24:10

@Definitive Dubs A couple Trump jokes every episode isn't the bandwagon. Let's get real, the leader of the country is going to be addressed a lot

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The King 2020-12-17 23:10:39

@Biggy Iron
So where are the Obama insults?

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Biggy Iron 2020-12-18 05:55:02

@The King Jimmy Fallon doesn't insult Trump. Unless you're referring to what Trump is insulted by

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Biggy Iron 2020-12-20 04:38:36

There should only be unity behind sound presidencies. Trump's is the opposite

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Dino Spumoni 2020-12-22 03:20:08 (edited 2020-12-22 03:21:53 )

I've never heard anyone unironically say "orange man bad".

The fact there is so much to criticize Trump for doesn't mean all criticisms are invalid

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The King 2021-01-01 02:56:22

@Biggy Iron so... Where is the Obama insults you talked about? When are you going to back up what you say?

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-01 04:52:13

@The King Do you want " means. They are called quotation marks and they let the reader know that the word(s) was/were spoken

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-01 04:53:41

@The King why are commenting on this thread 2 weeks later? Not everyone gets notified of new comments

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-01 05:30:40

@The King And here's a compilation of Fox lying and being the usual insulting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly8wfEBAz60&t=29s

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-01 05:36:18 (edited 2021-01-01 05:38:17 )

@The King Don't let me ruin Mitt Romney for ya but he said in one of the 2012 debates that he agrees with most of Obama's leadership, but he had a problem with how he implemented changes and his middle eastern dealings. So unless Romney was secretly a big scary commie, Obama really wasn't what he was called

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The King 2021-01-12 10:36:48

@Biggy Iron I did not noticed you said Fox, I thought we are talking about late night host, this is my lost.

Ps. I know you were not talking about me, but I don't get trigger by Fox shitting on Obama or every other mainstream media shitting on Trump because I already know what I am getting into by watching them.

And I'm not really "triggered" by entertainment like sports, night shows etc shitting on Trump, it just gets very tiresome how often and one-sided it is, I just want to watch freaking sports and comedy, but they have already achieved their goal by now, so hopefully entertainment will go back to being entertainment from now on.

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-12 18:20:42

@The King I have a feeling you're bothered more when It's Trump being insulted but ok.

The entertainment industry has recognized that negativity brings in the most viewers. They've also recognized that telling people what they want to hear is more popular than an honest conversation. That especially goes for Fox and many conservatives on YouTube

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:42:53

@Andrew Carnborn And Twitter does it a lot better, in my opinion.
Some of them are actually really witty.

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:45:59

@Biggy Iron Exactly. Obama, no matter what anyone says, was always just a likable, charismatic, respectable person. So, there is a reason why no one really shits on him.

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Biggy Iron 2021-01-19 04:42:56

@Hail Ghidorah almost everyone who is on the American right of politics shits on him

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Flight Train11 2021-04-07 03:55:43

Yeah I used to be fine with Fallon now I can’t even watch him

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Biggy Iron 2021-04-07 04:04:45

@Flight Train11 that's pretty sensitive honestly. He makes maybe one Trump joke and two political jokes each episode

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Flight Train11 2021-04-07 04:57:11

@Biggy Iron Bruh it gets old to the point where it’s not even funny look at jimmy kimmel

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Biggy Iron 2021-04-07 05:06:26

@Flight Train11 they are both Jimmys, but the Fallon variety is fairly tame. Unless you're particularly partisan it shouldn't bother you

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Flight Train11 2021-04-07 12:01:21

@Michael Merritt exactly

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Dreamerdoes_is_love 2021-12-05 01:51:24

The problem is that micro aggressions and representation in media are actual problems in society but not being nuanced about it and not addressing how some people may say there are bigger problems, and that there are, and also talking about those, but saying: “we can talk and care about many things” like many leftist and philosophical youtubers do, that is actually forward movement with our thought and ideas in society, but when you have no nuance yeah I do think it comes off as ridiculous and divisive to a lot of people and it kind of is when you’re not addressing how the patriarchy and white supremacy uphold capitalism because you don’t wanna upset your corporate sponsors.

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Captain Birch 2.0 2022-04-07 05:35:25 (edited 2022-04-07 05:35:57 )

I'm convinced that if you're a boring, semi middle aged white guy named Jimmy, they give you a talk show, regardless of qualifications

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American Crusader 2021-12-19 20:22:27

Vid ages like wine, emp. How bout a revisit?

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William Hu 2022-04-05 00:52:24

Bandwagoning, bashing people who disagree with you, and oversimplification is what the radical left does.
We already know what the radical right does (though media always bashes them, at this point people use "far right" and "spawn of satan" interchangeably).
I am slightly more left leaning, but a lack of discussion is so hurtful for politics. People don't think anymore, it's just always "my idea is good, therefore yours is bad. Every little disagreement with my idea means that you are evil." You have the far left advocating for "equality', while the far right advocates for "freedom."
I'm not saying "let's all just get along," I'm just saying "let's not let ourselves get trapped in echo chambers and confirmation bias."

I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion and am happy to receive criticism. All for the better. Please directly engage with what I said, though. If you want to bash me, show me why I am wrong, please. I want to be shown. I want to hear what you people think. I'm just very sad that everybody seems to have already decided on a fixed side. There is a SPECTRUM. Just because I lean left a bit, doesn't mean I think every policy the liberals implement is good. In fact, I agree with conservatives more than liberals sometimes. Everybody seems to be stuck in a "my side is the best" mania that has made all sane people scared to say anything in fear of getting cancelled.

Anyways, I think extremism is irrational, but that doesn't mean we should discount the people's opinions. There is a fundamental idea that may be valid, and is the reason they support something. Discussion is what is needed, civilized discussion. Could we please have debates instead of yelling matches? Debates where you actually consider the other side and try to prove them wrong instead of repeatedly and forcefully restating your own ideas?


Now I'll sit back and wait for replies, if anyone ever sees this.

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El Andru 2021-03-30 06:32:58

That Rosanne Barr clip was insane. Its basically:

"Here is the hard cold truth that everyone can agree for us to cooperate in these conflicting times. Take it."

"No, fuck you, lol"

wow

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Rafael Geraldo 2021-04-27 14:04:36

"Go out and vote so we can put decent people in power for once"

"LOL get a load of this absolute maniac"

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duck in gamestop 2021-04-30 06:44:19

Yeah, that was fucking insane...

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:58:10

That's just how people today are!

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Cdog Thehedgehog 2021-08-02 01:35:41 (edited 2021-08-02 01:35:53 )

It was actually shocking. Like, idk how anyone in America could disagree with what she said. It's the whole point of our democracy. If you don't like this result, there is always the next time, so meanwhile we should all try to make it work together the best we can.
Where is the joke???

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incinium z 2021-08-02 01:37:34

@Cdog Thehedgehog Jimmy Kimmel is the joke

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zmg5105 2021-08-16 09:11:43

True he is literally not a functioning member of society with the way he handled that

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incinium z 2021-08-16 12:25:55

@zmg5105 Meaning he is perfect for Hollywood

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Cole Bouchard 2021-09-04 08:35:13

You guys know that emplemon put a cut between her saying “get out and vote, change it if you don’t like it” and kimmel saying “you’re expressing your opinions as crazy as they may be”, right? Meaning that he deliberately edited away the context of Kimmels comment to make him look bad. Emplemon Manipulated quite a few people based on how many comments there are about the Roseanne clip.

In the actual interview kimmels response to her saying “get out and vote, change it if you don’t like it” was “that’s very good. I mean you can’t argue with that”

So the last thing emplemon shows in this video is that he’s willing to be a lying manipulative hack and shines a spotlight on a lot of suckers in his viewing audience.

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SporksGalore 2021-09-17 03:57:50

@Cole Bouchard ty for the context, that cut really didn't sit well with me lol

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Gulf Coast Gaming 2021-10-12 12:47:06

“No tuck you lol, also orange man in Oval Office bad!!!!! Comedy”

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daanish dan 2021-09-09 17:38:33

The only late night hosts I like are John Oliver when he does deep dive into neutral topics like internet in USA etc.
Regarding gun violence - there are 0 gun deaths before 1364.
Banning them will solve most of the issue.
Things worth doing are worth doing poorly.

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Cassidy Liston 2022-05-01 19:51:40

8:20 "bitter and delusional liberals complained"

🤔 Yeah, yeah. True. We did complain an awful lot about it. But we didn't arm ourselves and literally attempt to overthrow democracy itself on January 6th.

Both sides are not the same, here. 😐

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JABA’s Prophetic Ideals 2022-05-07 04:09:47

This video aged terribly. But I can agree with the sentiment of tribalism and hatred growing between two political parties that tears a nation apart.

I say that the two party system should be dismantled but there is no way a group of people will disperse power like that. We live in a country separated by two bureaucracies.

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Chris 2021-12-17 06:08:53 (edited 2021-12-17 06:18:35 )

7:55 oh ye I used to enjoy the Colbert Report but when he started talking straight on the Late Show I yeeted out of there. Satire is great in small doses and I had an unhealthy fanaticism for the Colbert Report.

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The Paint Pad 2021-11-13 13:05:00

Well, I wasn't sure how to feel about EmpLemon, but now I'm subscribing after seeing this gem.

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Kyoko Kirigiri 2018-04-08 00:51:00

Amazing how a person who made silly youtube poops for laughs is now one of the most reasonable and intelligent voices on this platform. Unfortunately the average youtube user doesn't care for 30 minutes of well-edited content

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Zayaan Nashrid ザヤん 2018-04-08 13:52:17

I guess memes are the key to evolving into intelligent discussion.

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Fropps 2018-04-09 00:01:24

>I guess memes are intelligent discussion.

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Blu 2018-04-09 00:28:27

The Prophecy

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Megan Terry 2021-08-23 01:45:38

I really really really hope Jimmy Kimmel sees this and it hurts his feelings.

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Thegame .Dev 2021-11-22 05:01:07 (edited 2021-11-22 05:04:21 )

OH DEAR GOD. I'm 20 mins in and didn't realize until now Jimmy Fallon and this guy are different people. I've only ever seen ads for Kimmel and thought it was Fallon. Never even watched Kimmel.

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Wolf 101 2021-08-26 01:02:38

That Suburban crashing into a highway guard rail looks very familiar. I think I remember reading that article when I was younger in the early 2010s

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Ethan Marquardt 2021-11-10 04:27:04

7:05 that trump fever dream is pretty funny

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BusinessVulture 2018-05-22 22:41:07

Oh my god... This video is absolutely amazing. It sums up everything I hate about how our society behaves. I've had trouble myself exactly identifying what I loath so much about society, and this is just perfect. I truly respect you as a Content Creator AND as a human being. This is just so well crafted.

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Wrench Racers 2022-02-04 00:46:45

I never thought I would agree with something rosanne says

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Brianski8 2021-10-20 17:54:11

2:51 i didn’t even recognize he had just made a joke until the audience laughed. What is funny about the “joke” he just said some words

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xblackrainbow 2021-11-24 04:15:18

thought this went into overdrive in 2021 but damn the clues were all there in 2018.

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Barderino 2021-08-24 13:26:48

It's funny because we have the exact same thing in France with a French Entertainer named Cyril Hanouna

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Dustofsaturn 2018-05-07 18:07:19

I have to say I respect Jimmy Fallon more after he refused to immediately jump onto the Trump bashing train.

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Daniel Beaver 2018-05-18 02:32:51

Dustofsaturn I really don't find jimmy fallon funny at all.

But after that i gained a TON of respect for him.

And his Jim Morrison impression is FUCKING SPOT-ON! Singing reading Rainbow's theme as jim morrison deserves a fucking grammy.

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Atomic Ninja 2018-06-07 10:43:31

i agree

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Angel Torres-Ayala 2018-06-28 22:44:08

I already respected him by putting my boys BROCKHAMPTON on tv, how I have an actual reason to like him.

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Twilight Suzuka 2021-11-17 10:04:54 (edited 2021-11-17 10:08:32 )

Why are left-wing comics so obsessed with politics ? Trevor Noah, Kimmel, Oliver, SNL, even Chapelle when it comes to racism and anti-trump stuff.

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DavidHe346 2021-11-12 15:54:51

This guy is literally bringing Hollywood on a limo ride to deaths house

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Really?! 2022-06-19 03:23:11

The prank invasion skit killed me

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 21:55:33

13:05 Well this aged like warm milk

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Pidgeon Man 2020-04-19 22:05:19

Not going to lie, EmpLemon is lowkey better at redpilling people than most conservative commentators.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-04-23 18:56:56

Yeah, I agree. I'm a leftist myself, but I can confidently say that Emp is so much more cohesive, intelligent, and intellectually honest than Steven Crowder can ever be.

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Aiden 2020-05-04 02:24:55

@Outlaw Donut Hi i would like to know your opinion on the current state of the left. What do you agree and not agree with.


Thanks,
-From a curious person on the opposite side of the spectrum

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Outlaw Donut 2020-05-04 06:04:39 (edited 2020-05-04 06:05:50 )

@Aiden Hey there fellow stranger! I'd be glad to respond to your question.

Firstly, I would like to preface this with the history of the state of the left. In the broader span of leftism, I think it's currently in its strongest state than it has been in the past century. Around the beginning of the 20th Century, unions led by socialists were pushed and therefore granted a lot of labor rights for workers. Eventually, corporations began to push back as well, which included banning strikes and unions, and hiring police to kill protesters that wanted higher wages. Eventually we outlawed that, thankfully, but comparing the state of socialist ideals and acceptance to a century ago, people are far more open to them. Post Soviet Russia, the United States was very unwilling and shut off to leftist ideas as the Red Scare had propagandized many to be afraid of communism, which led to to the broad public opinion that leftism as a whole is equivalent to Stalin's rule of the USSR, which is completely untrue obviously. I personally am an anarchist, which essentially means I am for abolishing all unjust hierarchy, which means I am a firm believer in trade unions, worker's rights, and social and economic rights. I am a firm leftist in most areas, including some controversial topics, such as abortion rights, guaranteed medical coverage for every U.S. citizen, against partisan lobbying and gerrymandering, and in general wanting a more progressive and accepting society. However, I am a firm believer in the 2nd amendment. Obviously I want more firearm regulation, but I believe completely outlawing them is not the solution. I do not identify as a social justice warrior or a feminist, as that term has been hijacked by Liberals and has been poisoned by people who think they know what they're talking about, when in reality, these types of people actually tend to land in the center of the political spectrum, and are not leftists, Marxists, or anything aligning with such ideology.

So in general, leftism as an ideology among our society I believe is in a resurgence, while leftism as in policy and congressional action, as well as socially, has taken a huge hit, especially when the Trump administration took over the reigns of the oval office. In turn, this creates a stronger movement of solidarity and support as people are beginning to realize why these leftist ideas are being generally suppressed in our current federal government. People in general have become more anti-corporation and more pro-worker. Donald Trump has highlighted just how huge bigoted, hateful groups in the United States have become, I believe shown most in the Charlottesville/Unite the Right rally. In general, things have become much more polarized over the past couple of decades. And while I'm not saying that the right is all that is bad and the left is all that is good, most social conveniences and rights have been granted through the endless fighting of social and leftist movements such as the Civil Rights Movement, led by famous socialist Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. I recommend watching a video by Shaun, titled "The Fate of the Frog Men," in which he details how Trump manipulated a lot of white supremacists to get to where he is, and how he has abandoned them. It's a good explanation of the POTUS's rise to power, and what we can learn from it.

The left has only gotten stronger, but in return the right has also gotten stronger. Which one will come out on top is only a matter of time, as political affairs will only become more and more controversial, and people will begin to realize what is going on around them, and they will be mad. Trust me, they will be mad. Whether they go the path of radical leftism, where people believe that capitalism, the erosion of worker rights, and corporations are the main cause of a lot of societal problems, or they go the route of the radical right where the issue is LGBT people, minorities, or immigrants ruining western culture, is only up to those advocating for them, and how sound their arguments are, however rational or irrational they may be.

One thing is for sure though; big things will come in the next few years, and it will not be pretty.

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Aiden 2020-05-04 07:43:52

@Outlaw Donut thank you for your input, interesting analysation. How about the ideas that many so called radical leftists hold, such as the theory of white privilege, hate speech laws, and many more mainstream ideas that have been pushed in recent years. Are you in favor of any of those? What opinions do you hold of groups such as Antifa and the like.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-05-04 12:04:58 (edited 2020-05-04 12:11:52 )

@t e o h  Thanks for the reply! I'd like to get started on this one because this will be hefty.

Firstly, I'd like to touch on white privilege.

There are a lot of misconceptions about white privilege. I am not in favor of violence against those of white skin, or any skin for that matter. That is simply a hate crime. What me and a lot of leftists are promoting is the idea that institutional barriers exist that are not visible to most observers, but most people of color experience, knowingly or not. There is no law that states that people of color are inferior and should be treated as such. Rather, there are very minute advantages that whites have over colored people, and compounded, this begins to build up, which systemically makes life for those of color, in general, to be much more difficult. Over policing in black neighborhoods tend to lead to more crime being found, drugs being planted to meet arrest quotas, and more. This leads to a loss of fathers especially in black communities. This can lead to youth issues, such as a single-parent household that can barely make ends meet, which actively hurts a child and their future mental and financial stability, making them stay poor. This poverty is in near direct correlation with the rise of violence, which is born out of the poverty which is perpetuated in these neighborhoods. The violence leads to more crime, which leads to more over policing, and the cycle starts over. This vicious cycle is what has held back minority communities for so long. It is sometimes prevalent in white neighborhoods, I will not deny that, but they are much more common in minority neighborhoods and cities. Not to mention the prison-industrial complex, and the treatment of inmates in this country, whose prisons focus on punishment and not rehabilitation. This leads to a higher rate of recidivism, which then further perpetuates the prison-industrial complex, which is incentivized to imprison as many people as possible. This is an issue that almost exclusively destroys communities of non-white citizens. It is, however, a problem that does affect all of us.

Secondly, hate speech laws

This is a very scary line for me. On one hand, I am very much in favor of free speech. I believe it is one of our most powerful abilities as human beings; to speak and trade ideas freely with no intervention, which leads to innovation and progress. However, I also recognize that in order for free speech to exist, we must suppress speech that actively harms free speech. It's sort of a paradox. True free speech is self-destructive, while some speech must be regulated in order for free speech to exist. Without regulation, one can manipulate free speech and use it for harmful agendas. They can use free speech to destroy free speech. It's a very complicated subject that I personally believe am not educated enough to take a solid take on, but if we're discussing free speech laws that ban overt harassment or hatred, I'm for it anyday now. I personally believe hateful speech is all a matter of context. For example, I genuinely don't think a white person saying the n-word is racist. If it is used to demean someone or is used in negative light, then obviously there will be issues, but it is completely about context here that matters. Calling your buddy the n-word, and them being completely fine with it, is not racist.

Thirdly, and finally, the Anti-Fascist Action movement

Being an anarchist, these people are in my political quadrant. At first, I did not approve of them. In fact, I denounced them altogether. And, even though I have not radicalized myself, so to speak, even further than when I used to believe this, I actually believe that they are not harmful.

Let me explain, because I know this might sound irrational to most people who have seen a couple dozen videos of antifa 'members' attacking people with fists or bats, which gives off a very bad impression.

I know there's a very famous quote saying that the anti-fascists are the real fascists, or the fake Winston Churchill quote of "The fascists of the future will call themselves antifascists." However, there's a very good Philosophy Tube video on Antifa philosophy that I recommend you check out, because it perfectly describes my opinion of Antifa.

But if you want a more stats-based view on Antifa, out of the 50 politically-extremist murders in the United States that occurred in 2018, the overwhelming majority were perpetrated by radical white supremacists, tolling in at 78%. Including other right wing motivated murders, that number jumps to a whopping 98%. The other two percent is from Domestic Islamist Extremism.

Which essentially means 0% were from leftist organizations.

And if you don't want to look at a single year and take a leap of faith with that and assume all is good with the left, a report by the ADL shows that the crushing majority of domestic terrorism in the United States between 2008-2017 were committed by right wing terrorist groups, with a very small minority composed of left wing and Islamist groups.

There are obviously outliers. Antifa, as it is not a solid organization or group, but rather a rag-tag group of anarchist individuals, can have some bad apples here and there. But painting the entire ideology as such is, I believe, intellectually dishonest and harmful to the public discourse.

I hope this answers all your questions! I appreciate the open-mindedness discussion that you are perpetuating here. I don't get that too often from those on the opposite side of the political spectrum, so it's a very appreciated breath of fresh air :D

Edit: The PT video is found here

https://youtu.be/bgwS_FMZ3nQ

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Stutter Step 2020-05-07 08:27:46

Come with me conservatives, I shall finish your training.

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Aiden 2020-05-07 08:54:15 (edited 2020-05-07 09:00:57 )

@Outlaw Donut thanks for taking the time to answer, and although we may disagree, I'm glad there are still rational people on the opposing side. I personally am very afraid of these people, espicially those consumed by race. I'm not white, but my boyfriend is (yes I'm gay). I believe the way many progressives push for the whole anti-white thing is damaging their movement more than it helps and it scares alot of white people. I'm also not really in favor of the LGBT movement as it currently stands, they've become more of glorified fetish orgy, I just don't feel represented by them. I say I'm from the opposing side because the events that have taken place over the past 3 years has pushed me and many others further away from the recent spike in progressive ideals. I agree that both sides will always have hyper radicals. And I'm sure antifa have people who have good intentions, but I guess calling anyone a fascist is kinda counter productive. I was called on not to long ago for agreeing with stances people deem "fascist".

I'm in many so called "right wing" groups, and conservative groups, but I've never felt like an outcast and they treat me well, so I guess it really changed my opinion since the media really likes to target alot of these groups. In the end, I believe both sides have something to bring to the table, that's why I always push for balance in politics. So I always come in open minded. Thanks for taking the time to answer, I always ask people with different opinions and the same opinions as I do on why they believe the way they do. Thanks again.

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Aiden 2020-05-07 09:04:02

I would also just like to add that I know that not everyone is anti-white, but they are the loudest voice at times. So I guess it's become very difficult to not be afraid. My boyfriend is apolitical, he hasn't been exposed to any of this until recent and he always asks me what's wrong with being white. There were people on Twitter getting mad at some people for making their characters black in animal crossing. It's really stupid. But it really changed how people view the movement. So I guess it's been very hard to find reason in the progressive movement recently.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-05-07 09:22:48

@Aiden Yeah, I agree. Most progressives I know denounce those who hate on white people, because hating a huge majority of the population isn't progressive; it's regressive. Yeah, in the United States, those of lighter skin tend to have a higher quality of life than most minorities (note I say most, not all), but that doesn't mean race is the problem. Rather, it is the issue of historical oppression that whites today have nothing to do with. It's a shame that your significant other has had to experience that part of politics, because I know firsthand that it is very toxic and not good for public discourse. I hope all is well, and I'm glad that you're making an effort to educate yourself, no matter where you land in the political spectrum.

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Sylvester Banini 2020-05-22 13:58:33

I’m a leftist too and the only anti trump guy I can watch is Bill Maher. He rips into both sides equally and he represents the kind of leftist I am. Don’t want to be lumped into those SJW, 1 million genders group.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-05-28 10:45:35 (edited 2020-06-08 23:57:48 )

Joe Biden isn't a leftist lol

Edit: the guy who said this deleted his comment. Ignore this reply

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Aiden 2020-05-31 01:41:43

@Nathan Levesque hate speech laws is an infringement on freedom of speech. Who is regulating what is hateful? Theoretically it's not a bad idea ,but when put into action it can prove deadly. Plus stopping people from saying certain words doesn't end racism, bigotry , xenophobia. It just doesn't

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Nathan Levesque 2020-05-31 03:20:10

@Aiden It's no more an infringement than any other law against incitement or threats. If you think that 'hate speech' simply means 'hateful speech' then you don't know what hate speech laws are. All they do is ensure that people can't circumvent laws against inciting or threatening violence by being slightly less than completely overt about it.

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Jake Perkovich 2020-05-31 20:41:11

@Outlaw Donut who knew that you would predict the Minneapolis riots 3 weeks ahead of time

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Haven Thompson 2020-06-02 19:42:43

Outlaw Donut Steven Crowder would be bottom of the class within a class full of potatoes.

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LUIS ALBERTO ARENAS ARAYA 2020-06-07 00:43:37

I try to share his link as evidence.

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Roosevelt Brentwood 2020-06-08 22:26:29

the idea left and right is inherently stupid unless your in france a couple hundred years ago.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-06-08 23:59:22

@Jake Perkovich I did not expect it to come so quick but it's a welcome change in my schedule :)

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Gaige Grosskreutz's missing bicep 💪 2020-06-10 03:53:13

Yeah, the left are great people. They would gladly give u the shirt off of their neighbors back 😂😂😂

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Roosevelt Brentwood 2020-06-10 04:03:51

balltillifall88 im in stitches 😂😂😂

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Alushdiop _ 2020-06-11 20:57:45

Outlaw Donut what’s wrong with crowder

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Alushdiop _ 2020-06-14 03:58:15

Haven Thompson why

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HOOSIER FILMS 2020-06-18 09:50:53

He obviously listens to Ben Shapiro or Crowder. This is what they say in a daily Basis

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HOOSIER FILMS 2020-06-24 01:15:45

o_Õ Shy Guy do you believe in 3rd terms abortions
Higher taxes
Reparations
Illegal immigration
Open borders
Big government
Socialist policies (redistribution Id wealth)
Calling conservatives racist
Believe in russia collusion
Big Bank bailouts
Nation building foreign policies?

I’m truly wanting to know because I was ra Democrats and got dooped by the left.

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BananaPhoPhilly 2020-06-27 16:05:31

@Outlaw Donut Why don't you make videos on these topics instead of huge walls of texts in youtube comments? You'd probably get a lot of viewers

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Outlaw Donut 2020-06-27 16:23:59 (edited 2020-07-11 14:17:11 )

@BananaPhoPhilly Aw thanks man. If you're not trolling, I really appreciate it.

Personally I'd love to be a content creator, but I have several reasons why I am not one and why I probably won't be for a while, if not ever. I think it mostly stems from insecurity about my age. I feel as if most people will brush off my views as very misinformed or ignorant solely due to my age. I'm relatively young and I feel as if it would be a bad rep for Breadtube, since some people would see it as YouTube "brainwashing" younger people to perpetuate their "dangerous liberal" ideas, whatever that means. Secondly, it's a very risky move to spend time on YouTube at my current age. I'm investing most of my time into passion projects and school, most notably focusing on agricultural courses and careers, as well as computer engineering and Astronomy. I'd love to work in agriculture-based work fields and would probably love to start my own worker-owned cooperative one day. YouTube is just currently too volatile a platform to make a living off of, and I feel that I would not be able to handle the stress if I even had the slimmest chance of being a successful content creator. And I think the last point is that I don't think that I would have anything new to bring to the table. Many notable BreadTubers like Contrapoints, Three Arrows, Vaush, Xanderhal, Philosophy Tube, Polidice, NonCompete, and much much more essentially do what I do, but I think much better in a more concise way. I just feel that if I were to be successful, I wouldn't have anything interesting to add to Breadtube, and would rather leave the spotlight for someone else who probably does have better things to say, in a sense.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-06-30 12:23:53

@Gabe Davis Nah, he's pretty centrist but he isn't afraid to be critical of Hollywood elites like Kimmel. Even I'm critical of him. I don't even know how he still has a platform considering how he performed blackface on national TV.

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Icosalord 2020-07-03 18:03:49

@Outlaw Donut Same.

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Icosalord 2020-07-03 18:04:01

@Outlaw Donut Really intresting

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Icosalord 2020-07-03 18:06:06

@Sylvester Banini same

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Gubbstep 2020-07-07 17:09:22

@Outlaw Donut The kings are in the chat

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RodPatch 2020-07-08 14:21:41

Outlaw Donut DUDE I HAVE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE ON DIFFERENT SPECTRUMS BE NICE THANK U

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Nathan Grant 2020-07-10 06:03:11

If you’re young and you have decided to identify as a Republican or a Democrat you might as well be announcing that you’ve joined a cult.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-07-11 14:01:47

@RodPatch Haha np?

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Outlaw Donut 2020-07-11 14:06:29

@Nathan Grant Ah yes, because believing in equality is the same as being in a literal cult. I could say that QAnon conservatives are essentially a giant conspiracist cult but that still doesn't prove your point. Educate yourself. Don't make bad takes that you'll cringe at in the future.

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uwirl 2020-07-12 17:13:28

@Outlaw Donut Centrist, specially in the US, equals conservative. Aka, the only place he would be socially accepted in Europe would be a neonazi group.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-07-12 17:37:41

@uwirl  Geez man, that's some bad praxis. I mean, not sure about your theory, but geez, that was some really bad praxis. You can't just call someone a moronic, idiotic incel and expect to win them over. Be kinder to them, even if you personally don't want to. Show them that our side is more rational. That's how we'll get change accomplished and finally see the real progressive ideals that the working class needs.

To be clear, I am not against you. I just want to spread class consciousness, and creating divisions within the general, centrist, and apolitical public isn't doing us any favors.

We gotta think strategy. We gotta be smart about this. Don't alienate, explain and show why our ideas will create better outcomes for the betterment of humanity. If they're not convinced, then at least we tried. But even if they're not directly, someone indirectly will catch on to it.

Be kind. Be better. Do better.

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Nathan Grant 2020-07-14 06:35:03

Outlaw Donut, easy kid. When I was in my early 20s I was very much a radical liberal Democrat and in favor of a similar anarchism as to what you described. All that educating of yourself you’ve been doing, I’ve been doing for 20 plus years, I’ve always been very much an outsider who studies from a distance and there’s nothing historically you could go over or viewpoints you could come up with I haven’t entertained or read about. I’m still very much liberal, my statement had to do with being a fervent democrat/republican. Some might say I’m center left, but truth is truth, and I go with that, not political parties who’s interests are always their own power. The political system of the US is what it is, it’s not going to change other than the natural forces that are bigger than any of us. Almost every major narrative that’s a big national story is usually inaccurate to the truth of the event. Humans are deeply flawed and that extends from your personal network, to the general population, to the leadership. I’d love to see all the corporate fat cats and leaders of this country ripped out of power but the second you replaced them with any sort of leadership they’d immediately start to muck it up. That doesn’t mean we aren’t slowly heading toward a better world, mass communication has seen to that, but in the entire history of the world leadership has abused its position to one degree or another. Eventually there may be an infrastructure in place that allows us to finally live without human leadership. In the meantime, my only message no matter if you’re liberal or conservative is let the truth be your guide and don’t get caught up in parties. Btw Qanon is a cult.

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uwirl 2020-07-17 06:56:45

@Nathan Grant Yeah, I get that. Sorry. I was kinda angry and saw these guys and just got carried away in internet rant mode.

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Cs1225 Cs1225 2020-07-27 20:06:40

honestly i fell like most youtubers are better at redpilling people than commentors while there can be bad ones atleast they put ime and effort into making an argument than saying "your videos are really bad" even ricegum made a better argument than those people

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USS Liberty 2020-07-28 19:34:32

Because showing will always be better than telling.

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Toshiki Tanaka 2020-07-29 15:46:09

This was one of the most concise and well put together videos on the hysteria of modern liberalism ive seen by a channel who doesn't even care that much about politics

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MinI_HeK 2020-07-29 19:28:29

I’m surprised the top comments aren’t a red v. blu debate

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Alonso Ortigoza 2020-07-31 13:01:58

@Outlaw Donut Steven Crowder does spit out facts on a daily basis. You probably just can't handle it.

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Sam Stuff 2020-07-31 22:17:11

King Zangy conservatives are super hypocritical tho “ hate speech should be allowed but burning flags should make you go to prison for a year “wtf as a lefty I can assure you that the majority of us think the only speech that should be illegal is threats of violence society will deal with the rest say racist shit you become know as a racist problem solved

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Insert Good name here 2020-08-01 03:26:16

@Aiden such civilized, impossible! Im glad people can speak with respect

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Insert Good name here 2020-08-01 03:27:32

@Outlaw Donut im glad people can talk with respect now in days

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Outlaw Donut 2020-08-01 23:53:17

@Nathan Grant I completely respect that and sorry if I got a little out of hand. I honestly kind of just had a knee jerk reaction and didn't mean to alienate you in any way.

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Albino Peach 2020-08-03 05:47:27

@Stutter Step finish my training

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Crack toon 2020-08-03 09:33:58

@Sylvester Banini imagine watching bill maher unironically lol

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Crack toon 2020-08-03 09:36:13

@Õ_Õ Shy Guy liberals aren't leftists, hope you know the difference

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Stutter Step 2020-08-03 18:08:21

Albino Peach search up “the greatest story never told”, the Fascifist, and George Lincoln Rockwell’s speeches. You can find all this stuff on bitchute. A lot of it is gonna sound crazy at first but just try and hear these guys out. Godspeed my brother.

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Burnt Tyrant 2020-08-06 06:15:53

@Outlaw Donut steven takes an odd approach to politics i agree with him but he is way to religious and I think that's the problem he is extremely religious and he is also really conservative

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Rob Bu 2020-08-08 18:38:16

King Zangy and outlaw donut give me hope.

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Philip J. Fry 2020-08-13 02:29:00

Stepping stones

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SF / Bup Toad 2020-08-17 08:20:22

Õ_Õ Shy Guy nah I think is political views may be a bit more problematic: go to 9:10 and look at Kimmels arms. Uhh yeah that doesn’t look very centrist.

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Ben Weaver 2020-08-17 17:51:01

He’s not trying to “redpill” people, he himself said he doesn’t like Trump lol

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 03:57:52

This reply section has very quickly regressed from what it was supposed to be. Turn back while you still can.

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Mike234 2020-08-27 02:06:08

Yes but he isn't a republican. So far all I heard was extreme moderate. And I think that's what America needs the most right now. That's what the world needs. Unification and return to the center. All we have is extremes now. Can't get anything done if your constantly at war with the opposing party.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-27 03:08:25 (edited 2020-08-27 03:09:57 )

@Mike234 Oh the woe of majoritarian politics. In truth there never really was a time where everyone was in consensus about politics.

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Alpha Lax 2020-09-28 16:17:51

He didnt talk about pizzagate so nah i dont think so

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Alpha Lax 2020-09-28 16:17:51

He didnt talk about pizzagate so nah i dont think so

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TheNoid 2020-10-04 08:24:22

PragerU isn’t so bad

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LambSauce 53 2020-10-09 23:16:55

As good as Ben or Crowder, but not better

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Neanderthal 2020-10-13 02:14:15

I actually just rewatched this and holy shit I just realized his views are so open on this video. I mean I dont care about it and it doesnt matter because I'm still gonna watch him. But wow he really went all out here. Still though as a leftist I was a bit annoyed with some of the talk.

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Manas Paudel 2020-10-21 03:33:35

I just wanna add my hat into this. I am also a leftist, and many people in this country seem to have a misconception what the left really is. When people hear the word "leftist", what come into there mind is actully the mainstream media's portrayal of the left, "liberals". Liberals arent leftists. There different. Social justice warriors, anti-white, annoying dumb fucks who cant talk, the mainstream media, your average Democrat, these people are all liberals and not leftists. The media has planted a fake misconception of what the left really is. From personal experience, I used to be reactionary in thought, and I believed that all leftists are annyoing dumb sjws who call everything racist. However, once I talked to real leftists, and watch real leftist shows (not liberal). My mind finally opened up. Most leftists I have talked to are chill people, and are willing to have conversations, (they dont just call you racist and sexist) As this comment thread showed, we have been portrayed poorly. It really makes me sad to see that these liberal late night talk show hosts are causing people to turn away from the left. Real leftists are more focused on policy, Medicare for all, UBI, workplace democracy, freeing non violent drug offenders, legalizing weed etc. These are the real main leftist goals. A good show I recommend is secular talk, which will give you a dose on how a real leftist thinks and acts. Real leftists hate Democrats and the main stream media, they are elitists who dont pander to any progressive policy, all they do is whine about how trump is racist. The furthur left you go, the less people say: Trump bad.

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Luke Kiefer 2020-10-24 05:39:14

@Outlaw Donut Lol, an anarchist who wants the government to do everything. Anarchy is the extreme of libertarianism. Obviously you don’t even know what anarchism is.

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Outlaw Donut 2020-10-24 14:27:30 (edited 2020-10-24 14:45:51 )

@Luke Kiefer Anarchism is the end goal. Market socialism is what I'm fighting for.

Edit: I'm currently fighting for change that can be reasonably executed within the confines of the American system. Once that is implemented, that's when real, revolutionary change happens. I am an anarchist, but I would much rather have a peaceful revolution than a violent one.

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Manas Paudel 2020-10-24 14:43:42

@Outlaw Donut ye same here, market socialism as a transition stage lol.

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Basin 2022-03-01 19:19:48

This video summed every opinion I have had for the longest time.

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Freeman 2021-11-22 19:10:23

EmpLemon…..my spirit animal!!

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Raychu 2021-09-26 17:02:18

Jimmy Kimmel smiling looks like the Pot of Greed.

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ElevationSickness 2021-11-17 21:48:17

"unrelated footage of lemmings" is going to be my yearbook quote

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Cole Irwin 2018-04-07 22:07:01 (edited 2018-04-07 23:52:21 )

I'd probably be considered a liberal and do consider myself mostly a liberal in the vein of a traditional progressive mindset; and I agree with more or less all the points set forth in this video. This does genuinely represent some of the biggest problems with the United States. I think a big part of it is in relation to those "liberals" and SJWs who have dropped their traditionally relatively noble ideas in favor of embracing authoritarian and borderline communist, and even racist ideals. I hate that I have to associate with these people who want to control what I can and can't say through 'political correctness' , or whether people can hold differing opinions. While the term 'regressive left' has been over used into Oblivion, I think it's relatively accurate term that shows that these people are going backwards while firmly believing they're going forward. The abundance of masked antifa members behaving like those they were originally meant to counter, the talking heads and celebrities who smugly lie through their teeth, the politicians who play the game and hold no belief beyond money and self preservation just like the way the right (be they Republican Democrat or something else) always had. Those who do have ideals have ravenous radical ideologies that resemble stalinism or something from a psychotic African warlord.

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Gabey sins 2018-04-07 23:11:57

Damnable Dandy deep

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Ichabod Lorax 2018-04-07 23:21:00

Damnable Dandy
You are a hero among liberals. Come. We shall cleanse this political party with BLOODSHE- I MEAN SOAP! WE WILL USE SOAP TO CLEANSE THEM!

All jokes aside, you truly do have my respect.

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Georgia 2018-04-07 23:29:46

+Damnable Dandy I'm absolutely in the same boat and I think YouTuber Contrapoints summarizes this pretty well in her video "Pop Feminism," (at least in relation to, obviously, feminism and feminist circles) — most of what goes on under the heading of feminism is utter nonsense because it's such a large and diverse school of thought at this point.

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Matthew Lee 2018-04-07 23:43:48

I guess they do not noe de wey

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Bear Puns 2018-04-07 23:45:02

Matthew Lee get out

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Twilight_Phantom 2018-04-07 23:51:08

Damnable Dandy /\ I'm in the same position

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Matthew Lee 2018-04-07 23:51:51

Not Politically Correct or lyin Ted. In a bed, filling this thread, for pointless cred

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Matthew Lee 2018-04-07 23:52:07

Ethan Bradberry I love you

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Cole Irwin 2018-04-08 00:03:14

Glad to know I'm not alone, sometimes it feels like everyone's gone mad, in one direction or another.

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joko49perez 2018-04-08 00:18:05

What a great read.
If only I'd have something to add here.

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Bear Puns 2018-04-08 00:52:15

Matthew Lee I love you too :)

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Pladimir Vutin 2018-04-08 01:23:13

Damn son, too many redpills in one comment. I too am sad to see these people turn to a racist, authoritarian version of "progressivism" (at this point, they aren't even progressives in the technical sense). Despite largely agreeing with liberal policies like Medicaid expansion, anti-foreign intervention, legalized weed, pro-union, freedom of speech/religion/expression, and state secularism, I have stopped identifying myself with the "liberal" label. I don't even identify with the Democratic Party anymore, most of the politicians are corrupt opportunists. When I vote, I'll vote as an Independent.

These 'SJW' types are a dangerous bunch. They are racist, authoritarian and completely indoctrinated. They are a sizeable minority, and they would disappear if the media would STOP PANDERING TO THEM. Left and Right, the media panders to their views. Everywhere you look, you see articles about "muh cultural appropriation", "muh racist cops", "muh white privilege", "muh Islam", etc.

To be fair, the media also fuels the alt-right with this same kind of rhetoric (especially when they talk about how great it will be when Whites are a minority in 30 years). Thanks to the MSM, you've got people on the left believing that we need to eliminate "cultural appropriation" and "white privilege", and censor "hate speech". We also got people on the right who think we need to create a White-only ethnostate in order to prevent minorities from destroying the lives of the White majority.

If we do not stop fueling the SJW's and the alt-right, there will most certainly be a civil war. Though that may not be a bad thing, people like you and me are in the majority, most will not submit to the alt-right or the SJW's. Maybe it is time for the tree of liberty to be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots once again.

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Slaughter Round 2018-04-08 02:01:41 (edited 2018-04-08 08:02:20 )

I feel the same Damnable. Hammer, meet nail head.

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JWire 2018-04-08 02:16:10 (edited 2018-04-08 02:16:23 )

Its so bizarre that a hardcore meme channel has more constructive conversations than anywhere else...

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Wumbo Lombardi 2018-04-08 02:54:34

really pladmir vutin, anywhere you look you can find extremists. conservatives have neo nazis, liberals have communists. christians have the westboro baptist church, muslims have isis. theres even extremist fucking buddhists.

my point here is that the simple fact that there are extremists on all ends and not just on the left and right shouldnt deter you from choosing a side. it's all about what you think and how you perceive the overall image of a side to be.

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Caravaggio 2018-04-08 03:09:58

Give this man a medal. I couldn't have said anything better if I tried.

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Gabey sins 2018-04-08 03:35:06

Damnable Dandy some liberals are communist others are in denial except you you seem like the only normal one

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Kinovolt 2018-04-08 03:57:52

Matthew Lee I unironically want you to end it all.

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GasmaskAvenger 2018-05-18 09:06:59

Damnable Dandy At this point, I believe overt SJWs are right wing agents making leftist and progressivism look bad for the sake of getting more people to lean right.

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Voidy 2022-03-22 00:54:45

genuine apology for those of us acting like some hivemind

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JohrnyReport 2021-09-02 03:22:43

Jimmy Kimmel is one of those people, on whichs Grave I would spit

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Chris Hutchins 2018-04-08 04:44:05

I am a long-time NRA member and a proud supporter of the Second Amendment. Even though you do not like guns and you did not like the NRA I am glad that you can still see through the bullshit correlation of banning guns and ending gun violence. Thank you for being someone on the other side who fact checks the actual gun violence in America. Keep making awesome videos dude

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Chris Hutchins 2018-04-09 07:24:30

God-tier Basement Dweller I support them all tbh.

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ALT VERTUE 2018-04-09 10:41:42

+Gerfoe, One with the Cheese
It's over 9000
I did not enjoy replying to this comment,

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Aidan Toryk 2018-04-09 13:01:06

Chris Hutchins It's amusing how you gain more members after every single rally for gun control. I'm glad we can all see through the bullshit that the media perpetuates.

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Georgia 2018-04-09 13:08:32

As someone who is very much on the fence about the issue, a teacher with two kids in public school (so very concerned about school shootings), and generally pro-gun, would you mind elaborating on your viewpoint for me? I’d like to be informed about statistics and such, but I’m also quite interested to hear the empirical side of things as well — how people are able to rationalize what they believe. I understand if you don’t want to waste your time writing out some long-winded spiel about how you delivered a gun baby in an elevator and it changed your life and perspective or whatever, but I thought it couldn’t hurt to ask.

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Eye4Eye00 2018-04-09 15:58:36

Hopefully he responds to you, it'd be interesting to hear his thoughts laid out nicely.

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Rexy 1776 2019-04-26 04:16:34

>Life long NRA member >Supporting the 2nd amendment >pick one (>if you chose the latter join GOA because the NRA are spineless.)

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RockSolitude 2021-10-24 12:45:56

Watching this in 2021 makes me miss 2018

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Good sofa lol 2022-01-11 16:34:35

This is literally what i think!! I agree 💯

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Bent Rod 2022-05-16 22:35:31

I damn near cheered multiple times at this video just because you’re a rational human. I dont know whether thats a good thing or bad thing but either way I subscribed.

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Silly Goose 2022-04-26 05:13:56

28:42

My house was flooded and we lost most of our belongings.

My Shiny Charizard was among them.

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Baroque Guitarist 2022-01-16 03:24:36 (edited 2022-01-16 03:25:12 )

Liquid Tension Experiment playing in the background is an awesome touch. You earned a new subscriber just on that. Great content

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Jesse Custer 2022-04-10 02:19:14

It's because he has strong knees and dentures. Rich old men love a nice “gummin"

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Mikhail Mcmorrow 2018-04-07 23:13:31

I'm trying to write something funny for the comments but I actually fucking can't, Jimmy has taken away my ability to make jokes

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Stix N' Stones 2018-04-08 07:23:22

TheNopeTrain Can't tell if you're serious or not. Poe's law at work I guess.

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Jimmeh Rulez 2018-04-14 22:20:34

lol

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Jimmeh Rulez 2018-04-14 22:21:09

Alex The Ordinare I'm sure tons of people will haha

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Taser Tag 2018-04-15 13:46:37

Rest in 🅱eace.

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Joshua Fogg 2018-04-15 17:26:54

Mikhail Mcmorrow It's because he stole all of your jokes.

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Traior246 2018-04-16 17:57:39 (edited 2018-04-16 17:57:51 )

Just talk trash about Trump, ppl will like the S out of it

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-17 16:05:55

Traior246 who me?

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Traior246 2018-04-17 16:23:17

No the one who made the comment thread

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-18 03:15:18

Traior246 oh

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Saps 2018-04-22 19:33:16

Mikhail Mcmorrow inhale some french toast you'll be fuckin fine

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Teshiky 2018-04-22 20:10:22

That was actually kind of funny

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Ihsan Adani 2018-04-24 00:44:39

Stix N' Stones 1

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Neptuno-Martian 2018-04-24 12:15:51

Same

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The Bombers 2018-04-24 16:50:20

Mikhail Mcmorrow IDK man that comment was p funny.

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Trashvis 2018-04-24 19:01:47

Just comment his name, that’s the best joke you can make of him

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The First Solution To Over Population 2018-04-24 20:01:09

1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 XD

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GT 2018-04-26 02:23:21

Too bad we don't have a conservative show that makes fun of liberals. Oh wait we do since the creators of South Park came out as Republicans and the best part about it is that South Park is actually funny lol

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Adabrew ꦸ 2018-04-27 04:06:56 (edited 2018-04-27 04:07:12 )

Ha ha. Hey, did you guys hear the one about Donald Trump? They say his toupee is still silly OR DO I MEAN HIS COMBOVER GEAGEAGEAFEafeafgea hehehehhee.....fea.f.eafa

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dvrk 158 2018-05-02 21:06:38

My reality is imploding from this comment.

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Backward Palindrome 2018-05-03 03:15:50

Jimmy Kimmel IS the joke.

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The M.A. 2018-05-04 14:21:05

Stix N' Stones With a name like TheNopeTrain, I assume that they are joking.

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Reverberated Dreams 2018-05-06 11:56:40

That is meta

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WilleyK91 2018-05-11 00:47:59

Mikhail Mcmorrow 3k likes. You did well homie

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Mario Numbah1 2018-05-11 01:11:43

“Liberals are smart” that’s another funny joke,

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Stewart Hills 2018-05-20 18:10:53

I thought you were going to stop making long YTPs but hey ho.

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Utmost 2018-06-13 19:13:11

Mikhail Mcmorrow lol

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Diogo Montesso 2018-06-21 01:26:14 (edited 2018-06-21 01:26:26 )

Can I just mention that your bait on the latest video was pretty great? I just got it.

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Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy 2018-06-23 04:24:24

That profile pick shows how hard you're trying

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HAHA ISN'T IT FUNNY? 2018-06-28 05:07:56

TeShiky Wow! What an xD of the day!! Haha!

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J4K3 J34L0U5Y 2018-06-28 22:38:10

You sir are suffering "no jokes disorder"

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MrGeneralism 2018-06-29 03:46:46

It hurts :(

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Ace Attorney Z 2018-06-30 02:36:20

4.8k likes
holy fuck

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Eric 2018-07-02 14:34:31

Mikhail Mcmorrow more like winter storm quinoa

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Shaun 2018-07-05 19:52:47

Mikhail Mcmorrow 5K likes.

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kid mizu 2018-07-14 11:51:10

How tf does this have 5k likes

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Goblin Goblin 2018-08-28 00:23:04

Same

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Super 🐧 2018-10-26 22:39:00

Ive heard funnier jokes from a vegetable

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That Guy Online 2018-11-19 05:54:02

@TheNopeTrain watch the language boy!!! dont make me get my WHIP!!!

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selfademus 2022-04-12 11:37:13

that blend of Annie Lennox and Disturbed was pretty hype. 13:07

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Silver 2021-09-01 07:44:51

Crazy how this themes of this video are just becoming more and more relevant as time passes.

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arson135 2022-04-20 14:06:32

Adam was the real funny one out of the Duo. We clearly see that now.

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Rumble Bird 2021-11-04 16:27:53

This video has aged well

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Space 2018-05-09 03:59:19

I really like the Roseanne interview cause it really shows what's wrong with Kimmel. I mean I'm liberal myself but I hate how bad people like him make actual sane, rational liberals look. Although to be fair I feel like no matter where you are on the political spectrum that there's going to be some insane individuals that make people think badly of you

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Nasir Marcel Andrews 2018-06-14 02:48:51

Gamerdude854 I can relate

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Beebino 2018-06-27 23:19:53

PREACH

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HamPrince 2018-06-29 05:43:49

Exactly.

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Ky Gilmore 2018-06-29 16:12:19

Gamerdude854 Exactly I’m a Democrat in an extremely democratic neighborhood, and there are some crazy democrats! The term “extreme” isn’t just used for Right wing

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Arthur Pietro Garcia 2021-12-11 22:47:34

"EmpLemon says that TRY TO NOT LAUGH are not funny"
Me:*Intensive Sweating*

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Guillermo Rodriguez 2021-11-12 20:40:31

I carry the whole show behind my back

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kandemik g 2022-06-25 15:51:33

Enjoy emplemons videos, but wonder if he ever changes his clearly right leaning proclivities as things like (say jan 6th) happen / come to light

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 22:08:20

23:08 There's a quote of Biden praising Obama for being able to drop his "urban" accent and speak more "civilized" before he first ran for president.

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The Music Decomposer 2018-10-27 02:40:49

Jimmy Kimmel is the most NPC of them all.

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DronkusDonkus 2018-10-29 14:35:11

He's like the NPC you can only encounter if you get the dlc

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Matias V 2018-10-30 10:53:48

@DronkusDonkus if the dlc had a main story he'll be in an optional mission.

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Surtur 2018-10-30 21:14:08

He is simply a high level npc. With a lot of Orange Man bad attributes.

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John Doe 2018-11-02 11:55:44

@Surtur He's a NPC^2, he gives other NPCs quests.

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Surtur 2018-11-02 11:58:58

@John Doe Omg...An npc quest giver.

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El Descarriado 2018-11-03 20:33:35

@John Doe So is he like a guildmaster? The one you replace when you beat the questline?

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John Doe 2018-11-03 20:54:47

@El Descarriado I'd think he's more like the janitor or smth who always asks other npc to bring him his mop

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Paul Aagam 2018-11-03 23:00:50

Honestly NPC is dumbest insult I’ve ever heard.

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OltskuMP 2018-11-04 09:47:31

@Paul Aagam You just don't get it do you

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Paul Aagam 2018-11-04 15:34:20

OltskuMP no I get it, it’s just a really bad meme that I have no idea how it got any traction because it is so stupid. It’s not even stupid in a funny way, I would just advise anyone to refrain from using it because it would just make the person using it look dumb. Just trying to minimize embarrassment on the internet that’s all.

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OltskuMP 2018-11-04 15:50:16

@Paul Aagam He acts like an npc. It's not a serious "insult" in that way. It's sad tho.

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Paul Aagam 2018-11-04 18:03:14

OltskuMP and that description is utterly meaningless

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Paul Aagam 2018-11-04 19:52:14

OltskuMP 😂 lmao yeah that NPC Ben.

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MrDman21 2018-11-04 22:22:39

Agreed. It's not even liberals that are the problem, it's the far-left. They make neo-nazis look sane and rational.

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Radi0he4d1 2018-11-06 00:33:47

I have a feeling like he's the puppeteer... with more up in the ranks.

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yanasitta 2018-11-06 04:09:40

NPK

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Travis Ryno 2018-11-06 14:39:39 (edited 2018-11-06 14:42:22 )

@Paul Aagam Theres really nothing to "get" its a single word describing specific traits that otherwise take a paragraph sum up. The humor is a side effect-for one reason or another, often the unexpected, yet revealing accuracy of it which many people will describe seeing in certain groups. Given the strange and unlikely specificity of the meme, that humor can be powerful. EDIT: its not meant to be an insult either-just an efficient descriptor of something-an evolution of language.

I'm sure youve seen people going all out for causes or things they dont know anything about (like in college)....sometimes its hard to understand, much less describe what youre seeing with people like that-then along comes this little word thats almost magical in its ability to relate the formerly unrelatable, and from the weirdest of places nonetheless.

Also its not

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Christian Ingmar Kjølsvik 2018-11-06 22:40:00

The most "non-playable character"???

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Cantaloupe 2018-11-08 21:36:10

He is the mini boss, behind NPC 666

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Can we get 1000 subscribers with no videos? 2018-11-08 23:45:02

Non Playable Character?

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Luke Douglass 2018-11-09 06:28:28

Paul Aagam listen buddy... you not having enough of a sense of humor isn’t our problem. Maybe if a bunch of people find it funny... it’s a good joke? Just idk, consider that.

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Faizan Khattak 2018-11-16 11:21:50

EmpLemon Very Cool!

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Nikhil Bhavani 2018-11-27 16:54:42

JesseRoxII Bill Maher

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Cherrycola 2018-11-28 03:35:32

NPC-Prime

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CheesyLemming 2018-11-30 00:41:14

cough Colbert...

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dagon valdez 2018-12-02 23:33:41

i nominate fallon as a close second worst.

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Crust Punk Jesus Christ 2018-12-03 01:20:03

NPC is a gay meme

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LandongEP3 2018-12-06 01:21:46

No he is the AI coder

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yakikadafi 2018-12-08 10:23:02

Bleep blop
Kimmel: trump bad
Audience: clap
Kimmel: Trump stoopid
Audience: laugh

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Mathew Klátil 2018-12-09 12:33:32

@DronkusDonkus He is modded model programmed by a 12yearold

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Mathew Klátil 2018-12-09 12:34:27

Worse, he is Bethesda side NPC

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Just A Guy Behind A Computer 2018-12-12 16:16:14

(Antifa members pop up)
“Allow us to introduce ourselves!”

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MrBucksfan7 2018-12-13 21:30:11

I'd say it's a tossup between him and Trevor Noah.

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MrManCube 2018-12-16 08:54:34

and jimmy fallon is the least npc of them all. I think the guy with glasses is the most npc to be honest.

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Sloth Overlord 2018-12-24 20:48:53

He’s like Navi or Omachao, an NPC we see everywhere in our journey that relentlessly annoy us but we are powerless to avoid

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Mike O 2019-01-06 21:57:22

You literally just said that to get likes

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Mx Aurora 2019-01-13 23:56:12

Non player character?

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Mr Gotham 2019-01-17 16:13:33

JesseRoxII Stephen Colbert is worse

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BBDC 2019-01-27 20:43:21

He's a dlc raid boss

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NessMasterGengar! 2019-02-22 22:13:07

I think he doing this for money

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NessMasterGengar! 2019-02-24 21:09:24

He's the final boss

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Austro-Hungarian Egonomist 2019-05-13 20:09:07

imagine repeating the a other form of sheeple

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DCT0473 2019-05-15 21:43:38

Nah Corden is worse.

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Donut TPOT 2019-05-29 22:22:36

@MrDman21 nope.

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Shady Sam 2019-06-05 21:12:21

@Luke Douglass Imagine your sense of humor being an "NPC" (Not an actual word but OK), like what even is this NPC thing?

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Forest S. 2019-12-25 07:15:21

He's the NPC's scripter lol

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Peter Roberts 2020-07-25 05:06:52

@MrDman21 they're two sides of the same coin...both race baiters and massive collectivists

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Predator 20357 2020-07-28 21:23:32

Mike Hawk So he’s that mother bum rusher that keeps on sending assassins and Thalmor after me in Skyrim

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sam 9786 S 2021-01-28 21:18:14

He's the one NPC with only 1 dialogue yet appears everywhere

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Joshua Patrick 2021-10-25 20:34:44

He is a person Who got his start in TV on
“The Man Show”. He has to tow the line otherwise he gets cancelled.

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Nathan Orwick 2021-10-25 22:26:31

Its hard to argue he's "towing the line" anymore. He's part of the group of talking heads that make the line now, and they've moved that line far from the actions of Kimmels past. The only reason he isn't being held duely accountable is because no one talks about it, since he's in a position to control the flow of information.

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Sheep455 2021-09-02 06:47:03

22:23 this sure aged well lol

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Wu Zi Mu 2021-09-06 07:13:49

wdym

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Brod Jefferson 2022-04-08 01:13:40

You said a few fucked up things though, least of which was saying that “Baby Driver” was the best movie of the year

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Joe Morgan 2021-09-30 14:48:39

Damn, this is a good video

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Shudda Fukkup 2022-05-26 14:18:29

The thing about the concrete bird 😳 if that isn’t the wackiest shit I ever done saw

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Pearange Productions 2021-09-24 16:47:00

Just so you know, I'm not a big fan on talk shows, but there are some good ones out there that I've actually watched on YT (usually clips involving YouTubers that I've watched for a long time, or voice actors I'm a fan of, like Patton Oswalt and Patrick Warburton).

Jimmy Kimmel, however, is not one of the good talk shows.

Like you, Emp, I was bored and decided to watch one clip of the show on YouTube, just so I could see why it seemed to pop up in my homepage so much.

And now I want to punch that jerk in the face so hard that he'll talk with a lisp for the rest of his life.

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Matthew Jachtorowycz 2021-11-29 23:21:12

11:33 say what you want about trunk bashing but the only person who did it well was John Oliver

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𒀖𒀗𒀘𒀚𒀜𒀝𒀞𒈙 2021-11-18 18:53:04

video is more relevant than ever. wow

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Babovania 2020-05-25 01:57:56

Jimmy: “I just ran over sixteen children with a concrete roller.”
Jimmy again: “BuT tRuMp Am I rIgHt?”

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Merfolk Surprise 2020-07-23 23:11:52

Thunderous Applause

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Babovania 2020-07-24 00:15:43

@Merfolk Surprise ahaha funny joke me laugh

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clerp 2020-10-15 21:19:08 (edited 2020-10-15 21:44:29 )

[ cameral looking at dead silent poker-faced audience ]
laugh track: AhhAAHHAaahahAA

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Max Kelly 2022-05-01 10:04:42

This is the 6th or so video of yours I've watched, and I gotta say, I like you. Subbed. And not just for the Niel music, although that was a plus.

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ImAMassiveBender 2021-11-07 09:55:54

I love that there are new comments getting thousands of likes 3 years after this video first came out.

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drwoah 2022-01-09 19:57:46

Lol holy shit this nigga even tho he dislikes trump said most of the shit that conservatives has been saying for a while, fr dude thats so much for being more truthful and honest than a vast majority of joirnalists

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Tycho Mol 2021-11-17 00:27:17

Oh no the prank invasion intro over Jimmy has me dead hahahaha

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smells like the only nirvana song you know 2018-04-07 22:39:48

Wow Emp, you made a 31 minute video complaining about Jimmy Kimmel?




it was good, i like it

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Yarko Bahamonde 2018-04-08 02:42:46

That's my boy

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Trinity Livingston 2019-08-17 00:30:22

@A guy who cares about small channels trashes the like button.

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Someone, I Guess 2020-06-04 02:24:27

Yea

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TR 2021-09-04 16:22:36

23:04 You lost me at "race relations aren't a serious problem in America"

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TR 2021-09-04 16:25:53

But the points that followed are actually very valid

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TR 2021-09-04 16:30:14

24:50 I also disagree with this view of antiracism

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Meaty Stalactite 2021-09-05 03:21:00

Well, how are race relations still a problem then? I know that is a loaded question with how broad this supposed problem would be, but I simply disagree. Sure there is the occasional Karen where some girl flips out and starts yelling the n-word at some bystander, but other than that, how?

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van 2021-09-11 07:12:12

@Meaty Stalactite police brutality???? redlining???? ever heard of it?

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Grant 2021-12-09 14:03:26 (edited 2021-12-09 14:16:30 )

He used to be funny with this routine that he did, can't remember it but it was entertaining(might have got him confused with Jimmy Fallon, whoops LOL). Then he got political, constantly bashed Trump to the point where it wasn't even funny, being more aligned with Democrat propaganda. Used to watch Cobert too and I'm a Republican, thought it was hilarious mind you. There is a point between making fun of someone or something and just being completely nasty and pushing pure propaganda, they both hit that point with Trump and they became something else. And there's them being condescending too, like in your video in which kimmel basically says "We have to hold ourselves to a higher standard in respect to women so the dirty plebs can go on and harass and rape them everywhere they go" That is projecting if i've ever seen it. The fake moral superiority or piousness they try to project like pompous a holes too. I'm sick of it, everyone's sick of it. People just want to be made to laugh, not lectured.

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Seb _ 2021-10-27 22:51:30

24:01 this entire rant, yet you dont like last week tonight? This exactly the place for this

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Christopher Rohlf 2021-09-13 02:14:26

This is a great video.
The racial stuff is a little half-baked and could use a tune up, though. I hope that you don't really think the civil rights act "fixed racism" and that "not talking about it" is a viable option. Like I said though, great video.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 07:29:06

We've been 'talking about it' for nearly 70 years now and according to the same group of people who still want to 'talk about it' even kids who have grown up recently still are infested with racism.

So either their solution didn't work and we need to do something different because they can't fix this by 'talking about it', or it isn't a problem anymore and they don't know what they are talking about so we should let the matter rest.

And if you knew about how people's perception of themselves and how they fit into the world alters how they think and behave, you'd know that constantly saying that nonwhite people are a separate special group is counterproductive to the goal of eliminating white racism.

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Toto the Shiba 2020-04-15 06:32:37

Jimmy Kimmel tried doing comedy in his house during quarantine. He sounds even worse without people laughing.

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natasa botic 2020-05-13 11:30:03

To be honest nobody sounds funny rn.
Most of the people in the crowd didnt laugh because something is funny but because they felt kinda responsible to laugh wuth everyone else.
I watched john oliver yesterday like jesus it sounds so weird when he isnt accompanied by the laughter from the crowd.

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10 Outta 10 2020-06-07 19:18:23 (edited 2020-06-07 19:18:33 )

Fucking SNL did “le drumf bad” and “durr coronabirus” sketches in their houses.

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Unsung Heroes 2020-06-24 01:16:42

Yep

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Brian Farrell 2020-07-06 16:34:53

And now he’s cancelled lol

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Ronaldo Mendoza 2020-07-16 16:57:32

@Brian Farrell It'll blow off after a few weeks

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USS Liberty 2020-07-28 19:18:33

The reason why they have a laugh track is to pressure you into laughing through human group behavior.

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Last Strike 2020-08-16 04:36:07

And you know this about him how...?

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Owen McDonald 2020-09-22 12:43:38

You spelled boomers wrong

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boredman5000 2021-09-28 14:26:41

Man, I haven't heard Black Moth Super Rainbow in like two years, I kinda forgot about them. Thanks for rekindling that interest.

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Mabel Pines 2021-10-18 12:29:26

14k people really came here to defend jimbo kimbel

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River Frizzell 2022-04-03 15:26:28

The real slippin' Jimmy

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TheHouseofApples 2021-09-04 10:53:35

I really don’t think it’s fair to put Kimmel on the same level as John Oliver as John is way WAYYY more entertaining and even during his trump era of content he openly admitted that he hated talking about him and wished he didn’t have to but trump genuinely royally goofed so many things in such a short time that John would be doing his viewers an active disservice by not talking about them like Family separation at the border and funny enough how badly he fucked up the meeting with Kim Jong-un

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CPT. Butz 2019-10-11 14:03:45

"I respect your views, however crazy they may be."
but
all she did was explain how basic democracy works and how the average american doesnt take advantage of the system
if you dont like what someone does
replace them
simple logic

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-20 01:14:03

Thought Addict stop

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Thought Addict 2020-04-20 01:21:39

@Sptflcrw ...... For what?

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-20 16:20:45

Thought Addict like, in general. Stop spreading misinformation

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Thought Addict 2020-04-20 17:34:44 (edited 2020-04-20 18:49:45 )

@Sptflcrw What do you mean? I am not trying to spread misinformation or bring out lies. Be specific on what information is wrong and I'll fix it, because I put plenty of links. Including my own take on the issue.

Pretty much saying "It seems voting is pointless. It seems politicians of USA won't have our best interests at all any time soon." With the rest of the links giving specifics as to why.

If your not specific or at least show how the people are wrong with evidence and present a argument. Your not giving anything to the table.

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Thought Addict 2020-04-20 18:43:29 (edited 2020-04-20 19:01:10 )

@Sptflcrw "According to the text of Article II, however, each state government was free to have its own plan for selecting its electors, and the Constitution does not explicitly require states to popularly elect their electors. Several methods for selecting electors are described"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Electoral_College

If you were wondering which link the qoute is from and thought I was lying about where the qoute came from. You might argue Wikipedia isn't a great source, however their is debate over that issue. Sure you as an average citizen might be able to change the article and make lies, but the experts can reedit the wiki page to put back the truth.

Part of the pros of Wikipedia is that it has the advantages to being more up to date than scholarly books, because anyone can bring information and they can put what they know as truth in it. Plus the use of books take longer to give out info compared to writing on Wikipedia. After all even scholars miss important details as well as spread out dated info that used to be considered "true", but isn't anymore. The cons is that lies can spread from the fact that it can easily be changed at any given moment, however scholars can also edit it as well so lies in article we'll be edited to bring the truth. That isn't always a guarantee though.

You can also verify if what they say is truth by finding links to valid websites in Wikipedia. If they don't bring links in the Wikipedia page it's probably a liar or they do have links and was trying to be honest, but didn't bring enough links for a person to know for certain about weather it's true or false.

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-21 19:02:42

Thought Addict I’m not going to bother arguing with you. Just know that while it’s true the electoral college is stupid. Voting is absolutely important, and your vote does matter

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Thought Addict 2020-04-21 19:52:15 (edited 2020-04-21 20:15:47 )

@Sptflcrw Yeah.....Sure........It ain't. It just ain't important at all, because I don't influence what they are voting. They are the ones dictating what the actual votes are. The popular vote is more of a suggestion(even though it's not supposed to be), while the electoral vote is more of the actual votes coming in during politics. They aren't forced to vote for the candidate the people vote for therefore they can vote for someone else. They are the ones dictating who's president not us. Sure they are supposed to vote what the people voted for, but they don't and get away with it. Since electors(or representatives) don't bother representating what the people are voting for they can vote for someone else. The electoral college is where the people indirectly vote for president and the electors are the one who directly vote for the president, but if the electors can vote for someone else the people didn't want doesn't that basically make the "regular people's" indirect vote useless since the electors are the ones giving actual influence? It does. Therefore votes from people who aren't electors don't matter.

Here's the qoute and link.
"There is no Constitutional provision or Federal law that requires electors to vote according to the results of the popular vote in their States. ... It is rare for electors to disregard the popular vote by casting their electoral vote for someone other than their party's candidate."
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/electors&ved=2ahUKEwiL9vXeoProAhUUrJ4KHdrUAr4QFjADegQICRAK&usg=AOvVaw3VlNLnoMi_b1eMkZNoY0Yv

Sooo that means it's pointless and a waste of time. I am not giving real contribution in any way shape or form by voting, because I ain't the ones giving the actual votes. Sure it's rare they vote for what the people don't want, but if you read carefully again
"It is rare for electors to disregard the popular vote by casting their electoral vote for someone other than their party's candidate." So they'll most likely vote for whatever candidate that's part of their party. Not vote for who I want.

If a liberal wanted to vote for a Democrat candidate, but if most electors are Republican the electors aren't gonna vote for what the people want. If a conservative wanted to vote for a Republican candidate, but if most electors are Democrat the electors aren't gonna vote for what the people want.

So no person who ain't a elector can have actual influence in presidential elections unless you convince electors to vote for a candidate you want.

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-22 01:16:38

Thought Addict stop. Not how that works. Stop being lazy

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blaisetzu 2022-06-03 06:01:07

Politics and moral grandstanding... So I take you have never watched Steven Colbert? He's politics and moral grandstanding on steroids..

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Alex SM 2021-12-21 14:57:23

I disagree with so many of the things you say... but I love watching Kimmel getting dunked on lol

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Daniel 2021-12-22 11:14:59

What is there to disagree about?

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Alex SM 2021-12-22 12:19:30

@Daniel Anything and everything, welcome to the world.

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Daniel 2021-12-22 18:49:17

@Alex SM ok

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Zinfiny 2021-12-27 09:27:52

@Daniel he's probably talking about some of his political takes.

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JackFly Films 2021-10-08 19:44:36

Damn this was the realest video I've ever seen.

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RNDA 2021-08-31 20:46:58

The amount of times I said "preach" during this video is insane

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Ciaran Patrick 2020-05-28 17:35:43

"take things into your own hands and vote, do what you believe is right"
jimmy: "haha what crazy and wacky opinions"

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J 2020-07-07 20:50:33

It's ugly to see. The woman did say something a little biased with the "we have to make government by ourselves", without asking for politicians' accountability. Fair, lots would disagree on that point.

But when she went on to the more reasonable stuff Kimmel just kept latching onto an image of "crazy af lady, haha 🤪"

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-11 20:39:58

yea honestly just vote, and if you want then you can try to convince people to your side in a respectable and normal way

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charles norris 2021-08-26 19:29:27

jon stewart was too popular, and unfortunately he was deft enough to seperate his incredible intellect from his public persona. now, everyone with a platform thinks they can use politics as a framework for their monologues, while not recognizing how seriously jon stewart treated the subject even as he mocked it. they don't have the same background, fervour, or reverence for politics that jon stewart had. as a result, rather than being a compass pointing towards absurdity so as to steer us towards sanity, they treat pointing to absurdity as the end in its own right.

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Notched Bandit 2021-09-04 02:51:57

You're confusing Jimmy Kimmel with Jimmy Fallon

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Joshua Hirst 2021-10-11 19:32:59

Those 13 thousand people would die for jimmy kimmel lol

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Hello 2021-10-15 22:17:37

bro before this video i didn't know lemming wasa real thing i thought it was always a sega game...

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Caravaggio 2018-04-08 04:14:57 (edited 2018-08-08 07:44:09 )

As moronic as they tried to make Rosanne look, she actually made the most intelligent argument about politics I have ever heard.

Oops. Never mind. She's not developing as a human being at all.

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PooDoo DrillDick 2018-04-08 19:13:11

But she said something with meaning so just call everything she says crazy and her words now mean nothing

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Land 2018-04-08 19:42:42

It made me REALLY fucking angry when he just dismissed her question with "HHA HHA HHA TRUMP XDDD" and proceeded to call her crazy after her little speech.

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ceedot 2018-04-09 01:15:11

I seriously agreed with everything she said. Then Jimmy comes in saying "lol ur wrong BUT WHAT ABOUT TRUMP, AM I RIGHT XDXDXDXD." I don't think any response has ever annoyed me like that before.

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Caravaggio 2018-04-09 12:31:21

I can handle Fallon, Colbert and Oliver, but Kimmel's like that annoying mushroom guy from the Mario games. You just wanna smack him every time he shows up.

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ImmaLittlePip 2018-04-09 23:43:17

Caravaggio
Toad?

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Danny Devito 2018-04-09 23:51:27

I can’t stand Colbert either

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ImmaLittlePip 2018-04-09 23:59:15

Bill Cosby
Same

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Ayane Fukumi 2018-04-10 06:34:41

It's cause she was right

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That1Valentian 2018-04-10 15:55:53 (edited 2018-04-10 15:56:38 )

Caravaggio Thing is Fallon is authentic, Colbert is funny despite his excessive Trump bashing, Oliver doesn’t always focus on Trump. Myers is creative and experimental. Kimmel isn’t the funniest, most savage, experimental or authentic. He is always below all those other guys. This video only made things clearer for me (I didnt know the extent of his lack of vision or about blackface or pants fondling.)

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Caravaggio 2018-07-23 05:07:38

Never mind. She hasn't developed as a person at all.

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Benjamin Newlon 2022-03-19 23:31:15 (edited 2022-03-19 23:31:37 )

Get Emperor Lemon a late night talk show

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Violet Crown 2022-01-09 05:55:04 (edited 2022-01-09 05:55:12 )

It's amazing how this 3 year old video still applies to 2022. Even if Trump isn't President anymore.

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organicleaf 2021-09-10 11:32:57

agree or disagree with the state of america or this video, but i dont get it how some people can be sooooo fucking stuborn and irrational... why not actually disguss it in a normal way to make life better for everyone instead of trying to activly become the victim or talking for a group of people while not even belonging to them

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Lord Anubis 2022-05-19 16:46:04

25:48-25:52
The real reason why Chris Rock got slapped.

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Ariel Recinos 2019-09-26 03:54:59

The woman she interviewed at 26 min had interesting things to say, but he just made fun of her and disagreed the same way a child would make fun of about something they don't understand.

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charlie a. 2020-02-05 03:09:35

I KNOW >:((((((

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Atlas Cloud 2020-02-08 16:01:29

@charlie a. that was Roseanne. she used to be hugely famous and well known but has been media-suppressed for years

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Dildo Braggins 2020-02-13 00:52:02

Atlas Cloud Was that the guy who voiced Sully and Pacha with her?

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Atlas Cloud 2020-02-13 00:57:19

@Dildo Braggins I dunno

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Perks 2020-02-15 05:36:59 (edited 2020-02-18 03:04:25 )

@Dildo Braggins Yeah that's Sully, and Roseanne has been famous in Hollywood for decades, she's been dealing with some personal problems recently but apparently her trump support must be blamed on that too. It's frustrating to listen to Kimmel treat her like a troubled child..

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Dr. Spoderman 2020-02-17 01:12:32

@Perks that's Kimmel not Fallon, understandable tho haha.

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Perks 2020-02-17 03:56:22

@Dr. Spoderman Got my Jimmy's mixed up lol good looks.

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MR BREADY 2020-03-12 03:25:54

Rossane> Jimmy Kimmel

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Factualhat 2020-03-25 11:23:41

I never felt that enraged by a "celebrity" in my live

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kittypie 2020-03-29 15:11:00

"Well since you just asked me a pointed and borderline invasive question on live television how bout I ask you the same thing?"
"UUUUHHHH TRUMP BAD"
[Audience goes crazy]

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Huxley Leigh 2022-04-27 22:01:31

Man emp lemon not sjw enough for me dude. Idk why I watched the whole thing.

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Leon S. Kennedy 2022-06-19 08:43:57

Sadly during Covid, Jimmy Fallon decided to hop on the bandwagon and Trump bash. Not saying it is wrong, just saying it has been done to death and he isn't even the president anymore and these late night hosts still do it.

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Stoinky Doinky 2022-01-28 23:55:23

I had the same thought like how is jimmy kimmel so popular when I know no one that actually watches his content

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Sam S 2022-04-24 08:31:38

Jimmy Kimmel did some crazy shit in Windy City heat. I feel if Perry wasn’t a genuinely awful person ppl would have canceled him for that.

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Zorn's Lemon 2021-07-08 08:00:53

The thing that annoys me the most about a lot of liberal comedians of his generation, is that they were happy to be non-pc back when the social winds were with them, but now that public opinion has shifted they shifted right along with it; no spine at all. It's fine for someone's opinions to shift over time, but it is obvious that they always just pander to the times and never cared about producing honest content. People can see through this and that is why they are losing to online indie creators with a fraction of the budget.

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Derek Garces 2021-10-12 00:25:56

Man Show Jimmy Kimmel was probably the best and how he was probably able to fandangle some sort of viewership when he made the jump to talk show host. I agree with everything you said tho, and its a damn shame he sold out thoroughly. Not to say theres anything wrong with selling out (You, do you!) but you'd think with his background he would've been that one to be a thorn in the industry side but instead, he drank the Flavor-aid.

Much like how Chapelle thinks he can stay dark for more than a decade then come back with his holier than thou attitude. Shit stinks and I can only stomach him in small doses now (Grew up with/Love the Chapelle Show)

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-19 07:32:15

I mean, yeah, humor has changed, you basically have to change with the times. People used to joke about gay people all the time back in the day, and that type of stuff doesn't really work anymore now that people are more aware that homosexuals are just normal people too. We've left all the racist and misogynistic stuff behind, too, because it's really awkward to try to make fun of, say, black people, when black issues are actually super relevant and important right now.

You don't have to miss those jokes anymore, you can just let them die and see people make new material. It's fine, lol. You don't need to hide behind calling it non-pc humor, you can just say you miss the gay jokes and I won't judge you for that. They used to be really funny in 2005, but things have changed a lot since then.

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Zorn's Lemon 2021-10-27 01:09:28

@Dracocrusher It’s a fair point, I should be careful that my criticisms aren’t based on nostalgia and allow for people and the media they create to update as new thinking on social issues emerges, I feel you on that.

Part of my criticism goes, I think, a level deeper than gay jokes; what I appreciated about that era was the individualism and honesty that came with the “right to offend”, I saw the media figures that espoused it as fighting for something worthy even if I didn’t agree with what they said. Seeing many of them go back on that position in favour of virtue signaling and public shaming for unsavoury opinions makes me feel a bit duped, it’s the realization that most of the media is simply reflecting the culture and not making any statement itself.

It occurs to me that I’m not the first person to realize this, I remember older people at the time joking about how we were being sold individualism off of box store shelves, seems as though they may have had a point.

Anyway, thanks for your thoughts.

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-27 05:55:15

@Zorn's Lemon On the point of individualism, I genuinely think you're not wrong in a sense, but I don't think it's because of progressives or PC culture or something. I genuinely think, as much of a leftist cliche as this is, you can probably attribute a good bit of that to capitalism?

Like for example, back in the day industries weren't as big. A lot of classic NES titles were just made by like less than 10 people in a room, you'd have films mainly written by like 3-4 people, focus testing wasn't as big, etc. Like you can realistically watch the original Star Wars and attribute the successes of that film to a very specific handful of people who argued against Lucas for changes. And then everything just got way bigger, right? Like how many people worked on the latest Avengers film or on something like Wanda Vision?

And I think that's a bit of a double edged sword because on one hand it means you get way more resources in these industries, something like Monster Hunter World is clearly better made than something like Pong and it'd be impossible for a small indie studio to make a game like that work as well as it does. But it also strips away a lot of authorial intent and personality from a lot of media.

You look at something like The Evil Dead and it's made for basically nothing, there's extras in the shots, tons of things went wrong, etc. and while it's not normal for really good stuff to come from those conditions, it worked super well and those flaws became part of the appeal of the film, like you get a lot more insight into the minds of the people behind it. But then you look at any modern studio film and it's all so generic feeling. Good stuff still comes out, but everyone's having their scripts re-touched by 50 other writers, every studio's using the same type of engines for their CG and those engines are good at the same types of things, and they all have to hit the same set of plot beats with nothing that rocks the boat too hard because nobody wants to waste millions of dollars. Which also means nobody wants to take risks either, everything has to be a sequel because there's too much money involved to risk a flop.

It's all really cold and impersonal and just kind-of bland. I mean, when's the last time you walked out of a big film that got a lot of promotion and really had something to think about and chew on, you know? There's not really anything made to challenge people anymore. I mean, not in big western media at least. Then you check out a new anime and 12 episodes in people are using quantum science to bullshit about the nature of society and humanity and it's like "Oh, fuck, this is just going off somewhere wild! I need to know where the writer's going with this crap!"

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Baron Von Jo 2021-11-01 18:35:47

@Mki Sask the Glump Sod Dang he was for universal healthcare? Damn. Nearly all Republicans I talk to want free healthcare and he didnt give it to us.

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Mki Sask the Glump Sod 2021-11-01 18:39:39

@Baron Von Jo really? I thought most Trump supporters would think it’s communist and anti-american or some such nonsense

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Death to Wrestling 2021-11-04 20:34:13

@Dracocrusher Horseshit. You can joke about whoever and whatever you want, that's what comedy is for. South Park, Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr. And yes I know, they cover both sides.

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Goldfish 2021-11-07 09:07:20

They follow the money. That’s all it is and that’s all it will ever be because that’s America

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NitroNinja24 2022-03-24 05:12:00

@Mki Sask the Glump Sod Cause it is, forehead.

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Feister 2022-03-30 16:15:23

Bro I’m in post nut clarity. I didn’t understand shit. Please give tldr.

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NitroNinja24 2022-03-30 16:24:28

@Feister Woke comedians were edgy starting out, and sanitized over time to become brand safe and have wide appeal. They're corporate husks of human beings who scold the same people they used to be, now that they can afford to be shallow and unfunny.

Basically they sold out to become the establishment, but sold their soul to do so.

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Feister 2022-04-07 13:40:34

@NitroNinja24 can’t argue with that. Most the world is a sellout at this point.

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:12:15

@Dracocrusher No, humor hasn't changed, free speech has changed, people are now more sensitive. You used to be able to joke about 9/11, gay people, etc. And no, not all of those things are inherently racist, homophobic or an attack on minorities. I can say gay people can't drive because they can't think straight, is that homophobic? No, it's a play on words. In Indonesia, we can insult someone's mother and people would realize it's a joke, unless I go on a rant, I could do that and be their friend later, I could say something about darker skinned people, and my darker skinned friend would laugh too and insult my lighter skin, but at the end of the day we'd slap ass and mabar. Of course Indonesia is more strict on the law side, but socially, there's pretty much almost no rules on what we can't and cannot say, unless you're in Jakarta.

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:20:36

@Dracocrusher And that hasn't changed to in America, only in mainstream media and liberal states, when I went to America, made some black friends, I could say lots of racist jokes, and they would be fine, they insulted my normal Asian height or my country, that's fine, I'm not offended, because it's just a play on stereotypes (and sometimes stereotypes are based on truth).

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:30:55

@Dracocrusher It's not capitalism, it's communism in the elites. Government bailouts, monopolies, etc. And pretty much it happens when you have something too big that those people expects people would just consume it because brand recognition, in this case because it's Hollywood. Look at Nintendo, a Japanese company, pokemon sword and shield was a giant dissapointment, everything was just bad, storyline, hardness of gameplay, animation, graphics, idea lore, etc. And it's happening in anime/manga too, there are of course good ones, but there's lots of anime and manga that just BS their way in with the usual stuff, like flashy sword fights and nice art, but the story is crap, prime example is demon slayer, it's generic, and not the good kind of generic, it's executed terribly, everyone is 1d, cute fanservice, "emotional" scenes with no build up, everybody has a dead parent and in the end everything is tied up badly, but people like it because oh cool line work, oh cool art and animation. It's not, it's bad.

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:38:40

@Dracocrusher It's also because of how out of touch Hollywood is, they pander too much on mainstream media, while they ARE mainstream media, it's a positive feedback loop, and eventually they will fail, as long as foreign consumers stop thinking Hollywood is cool. There's so many independent artists in the west today that have talent, but it just needs time for them to be recognized and eventually be mainstream. For example, I think an anime was produced for a comic/manga made by a French author, an anime is being produced for Scott Pilgrim, Smiling friends, etc. and there's also stuff like Arcane, Into the spider verse, The northman, etc.

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:39:42

@Dracocrusher Also the httyd, toy story and kung-fu panda series are bangers.

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-07 02:42:58

@Dracocrusher It's also an effect of new culture, anime is more popular than ever because it's also a brand new exciting culture. People won't see Hollywood anymore because other than the stuff before, it's also pretty much become the standard, people won't realize how different American culture is because it's become the standard, it's normalized in entertainment and people are bored, they want fantasy, which Anime gives, everything is sugar coated and made as if everything about Japan is beautiful and wonderful (until you see the reality of it, 99% conviction rate, people sleeping in the office, high suicide rate, passive aggresive culture, too focused on perfection that it's wasteful)

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Trey Towers 2022-05-26 15:28:55

Grow up. There just comedians. Leave it at that. If you dont like it dont watch it. Its so dumb how people make things like comedy into politics like just let people be. Most the time they say these thing because they know people will react and want to see what it is. Dont make no political issues into politics. And if you say comedy has a impact on political views dont be so soft its a JOKE.

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Rob 2022-02-18 14:03:49

20:00 to be fair the UK doesnt allow guns unless you have a licence for specific use. Which is why there is far less gun crime. Knife crime on the other hand is different.

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Marty Mcfly 88MPH 2022-02-27 13:42:44

Despite no guns, UK has a similar murder rate to many US spots. If you look at the data on murder rates, you'll understand its not gun-loving Republicans that are causing the sky high murder rates. Detroit, Baltimore, Philadelphia, LA, Oakland, Chicago, etc. Take those cities out of the stats and America is actually one the safest countries per capita.

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Metalhead Nation 1021 2021-10-09 00:18:29

Holy shit, I just realized you used Liquid Tension Experiment music at the beginning of the episode lol

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Ledet Brothers 2022-03-09 15:59:22

Politics is the biggest echo chamber of all time.

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Leftover Crass 2021-08-29 01:03:11

Mate, your volume levels are disabled Olympics level. Stop it

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Khairo Aetos 2021-04-17 04:06:29

So storytime for any viewers. When the episode where Jimmy Kimmel talks about north Korea I was in the Air Force and that day I had just gone to a briefing about a possible deployment to South Korea. Shit was that hot at the time. I got done with a twelve hour shift and a briefing and went home and showered. I sat at the TV to watch some relaxing cheap comedy show called Jimmy Kimmel live only to be pulled back into the mindset I just left. That night I attempted to take my own life and failed. Jimmy Kimmel was the straw that broke my back. I appreciate emplemon putting into words what I at the time could not.

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Fuh Que 2021-04-23 09:06:01 (edited 2021-04-23 09:07:51 )

The "I was" portion has me thinking that you left the military or were kicked out. I hope that's the case, because if listening to a television host talk about current events, especially one that your job revolved around (geopolitics and potential armed conflict) almost causes you to commit suicide, you were not fit for military service. Basic training usually weeds people with a weak mental fortitude out, but some people still manage to squeeze there way through..

That being said, I hope (as a civilian) you have spoken to a therapist to get your suicidal thoughts addressed.

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Nahnah 5 2021-04-27 02:30:52

Holy shit is the first time in a long time but I’ve seen two people have a spat and then actually listen and respond to the other by answering with a candid and respectable comment. Thanks for restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity

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Rafplayz 2021-05-09 02:09:00

@Justin Strong Look at the second comment

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Sir Soaplo 2021-05-15 07:53:07

@Nahnah 5 It was honestly kind of wholesome

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Joshna Frank 2021-05-22 12:35:16

@Justin Strong Read all the comments, the story ain't over.

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:54:34

So sorry dude!

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BFG 10,000 2021-06-13 17:22:13

Good to have you here. Always take care of your mind.

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-06-13 20:34:25

@UnBR0k3enAngel i agreee

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UnBR0k3enAngel 2021-06-18 11:48:15

@That Broke Gamer 1) he never said he went to Korea, just that he has in conferences about possibly being deployed there
2) what does the content on his channel have to do with the validity of his story?
3) What does he gain from telling a lie this deep?

It's kind of weird seeing the toxicity of 4chan leak out onto other platforms. Newfrens tend to browse the forums, see the increasing large amount of >be me shitposts, and think seeing those type of posts anywhere afterwards MUST mean that it must be an anon shitposting outside of 4chan. I doubt you'd even read this entire post considering that you had to bash OP with the sneaky "repubtard" at the end of your post, but you gotta learn to not carry such a sense of deniablility in what you read. Not everyone is out to be the "le epic troll who owns u libs with fax n logic".

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Khairo Aetos 2021-06-19 04:54:37

@That Broke Gamer that's fine. You can think what you want, but you don't get to question my story without me correcting you. My feelings were legit. What I wanted to do to myself after watching that episode of Jimmy Kimmel and that briefing was legit. It's not something I'm proud of, but it happened.

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EpicGhostShadow 2021-07-01 06:52:40

I'm glad you made it through

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supernintendo64 2021-07-02 16:59:03

Damn. So sorry.

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Adam Unrika 2021-07-10 20:23:31

@Khairo Aetos Hey man, I just want to tell you that you're a great person and I hope you got your life back together and you have no more suicidal thoughts now. One thing I should mention is that I really don't think it's a good idea to leave your real identity (your full name and background) out on a public comment, since a lot of people may look you up just to troll you, or even worse send you threats if they disagree with you. So I'd suggest you to delete the comment mentioning your name just to be safe!

Best of luck!

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Weedster Da weed 2021-07-12 04:02:57

@Nahnah 5 yeah,gave me a breather,even though this comment section is kinda old.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-07-13 17:16:14

@Rattenhoofd clearly you misunderstood. On a normal day. Under a normal set of circumstances Jimmy Kimmel would mean nothing, but we're not talking about that. We're talking months of stress with no relief coming to a head. Once again it was the feeling of not being able to escape that was the issue. Hence jimmy being the straw that broke my back. I pray you never have that happen to you, because it's an awful and embarrassing feeling.

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Rattenhoofd 2021-07-13 17:42:17

@Khairo Aetos I understood perfectly well, I just think it's really unfair and obnoxious to chime in with a suicide-attempt story under a video criticizing Kimmel, and claim the two were in any way related, however distant. I want to clarify I'm not trying to ridicule suicide or mental illness in any way, it just doesn't have anything to do with Kimmel or late night TV in general.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-07-13 17:55:42

@Rattenhoofd you're entitled to your perspective as I'm entitled to back myself up when you use such aggressive language for really no good reason. I shared my story, not for likes, not for warm and fuzzy comments, and certainly not to demonize Jimmy Kimmel. I shared my story for the primary reason that watching this video brought back a very uncomfortable memory and one of the things my therapy taught me was to express my feelings instead of bottling it up. I shared my story for me. Although the outpouring of gracious comments means a lot to me even years after the event in question. I still wrote my comment to get the story off my chest. To let loose and be able to reconcile with myself that what I felt at that time was very real even though reliving it was very uncomfortable. I'm sorry that it bothers you, but perhaps you could practice the old golden rule. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all.

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Rattenhoofd 2021-07-13 18:10:01

@Khairo Aetos I don't doubt that your motive for sharing was sincere, and I really am glad you managed to find a path forward, but there's a time and place for everything. It also seems you and especially the maker of this video aren't at all adhering to this golden rule you're promoting. Let's agree to disagree, I guess.

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LONE WOLF 2021-07-17 09:00:03

I hope you're joking. Lol.

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LONE WOLF 2021-07-17 09:46:06

@Edward Wanna know how i got these scars???🤡🤡👹👺👺

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Rattenhoofd 2021-07-17 20:01:53

@Carlton Because I feel he's shitting on Jimmy for literally no reason.

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Rattenhoofd 2021-07-17 22:47:44

@Carlton Do you feel he's not shitting on Jimmy or that he's doing it for a valid reason? Cause I strongly disagree with either one.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-07-19 16:15:09

@Rattenhoofd my opinions of Jimmy Kimmel not withstanding. I do not blame him for covering what he covers or disliking whatever politicians he dislikes. I don't blame him covering Trump's potential peace talks with North Korea. What I've been trying to say is that doing back to back deployments, going through a divorce, finding out about shit popping off in North Korea, hearing about it at work, going to a briefing about it. Talking about it. Stressing about it. Thinking about it. Then finally trying to escape it at least for a little while only to be reeled back in all with very little time off between broke me. It would've broke me if it had been Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Colbert, Conan, or anyone. It didn't matter. That's what I've been trying to say. My dislike of Jimmy Kimmel is removed from that.

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b0ssRavioli 2021-07-21 20:06:18

Good lord that’s insane, sorry you had to experience that. And thanks for serving America, we appreciate you :)

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man with long nose 2021-07-24 00:14:17

@UnBR0k3enAngel He apologized and accepted all fault, what more can a youtube commenter do?

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VZ A 2021-07-25 08:59:36

@Rattenhoofd why is it unfair tho? and this is not about whats fair...a guy's depression got worse due to the agenda pushing kimmel isnt unfair ffs

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Extremelightning 2021-07-29 09:00:47

Sad

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candycanepirate 2021-08-12 00:13:04

@Fuh Que hey bro I really respect the way you think, I'd like to talk sometime, do you have discord?

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Caidex 2021-08-24 03:45:06

hope your doing better man

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maple 2021-08-25 04:52:15

Aw man that's sad, hope your better now though. Army can be tough at times and you can't put it over your own well-being and it's good to take vacation off.

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ThBiDe_1 2021-08-27 23:49:26

Sorry bro. Btw I only commented cause it's comment #69

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creeperFIN123 2021-08-30 22:57:34

Looking at comment sections is so sad... It doesnt really matter if the story is real or not, or if its shitting on kimmel or not.

Its a story from someone be it fictional or not but somehow SOMEHOW people manage to stop, get angry, shit on it, scream and slander other people entiteling themselfs for "calling them out" Or simply just convincing themselfs they are right and EVERYONE should know they are right, because they knooow they are right i mean ofc im right...

This was such a sad and confusing sub comment section i wanted to leave this note for the lurkers who just keep going and think "oh i wonder if this is true or if this is for some agenda" And keep scrolling and forget this. Respect to you be you and dont change.

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Wu Zi Mu 2021-09-01 21:21:13

almost committed suicide because of how unfunny he was

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JohrnyReport 2021-09-02 03:25:15

TV so fucking terrible, death is preferable. So sorry to hear

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BullBoy Adventures 2021-09-04 23:26:34

I can relate. I watched Jimmy Kimmel and attempted to kill my girlfriend

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Axep 2021-09-05 18:35:56

damn

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Moparty 440 2021-09-17 23:39:19

@Fuh Que it was heartwarming to see your redemption arc. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

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Filipe Nobre 2021-09-27 01:20:14

@Khairo Aetos Stay strong dude! Hope you´re a good guy living a good life.

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2021-10-03 02:40:19

Nigga almost killed himself over jimmy kimmel 🤣

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Dizastermaster 2021-10-03 20:58:45

@UnBR0k3enAngel I don't think Sgt Tollad cares

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Landon Adams 2021-10-12 15:38:13

Hey man, I know you wrote this comment 5 months ago, but I hope you’re doing alright.

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mndmd 2021-10-24 04:19:43

LMAOOOO

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Luca Is cool ;3 2021-10-25 01:05:26

Glad you're doing better now man.

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Gnar Boots 2021-11-05 04:14:32

I was in the air force too a "deployment" to South Korea isn't shit lol

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AlphaJNitro007 2021-11-05 13:40:33

@UnBR0k3enAngel
Yeah the second comment doesn't tho it was at least a little nicer to see.

When you think about how on average 22 vets commit suicide a day it really makes the first even more shitty.

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pi 2021-11-07 23:12:41

reading this thread reminds me of the darker sides of the internet

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Justin Solly 2021-11-08 09:56:46

Triggered

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Glum Sulk 2021-11-08 18:01:23

This thread is honestly hilarious. You shouldve never been in the military.

If a late night talk show host pushes you to suicide then you desperately need to take care of your mental health before signing up for a position that potentially entails you having a firearm.

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Ryan Cronwell 2021-11-10 00:31:43

You're magic man, in the 3 minutes I've spent scrolling through this thread I saw you calm down 2 YouTube comment spats almost immediately, well done.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-11-10 00:43:55

@Ryan Cronwell every now and again I'll see a new comment that either misunderstands my reasoning or thinks that I was suicidal because of Jimmy Kimmel, but hey I guess reading comprehension is tough for some people, but overall I'm glad the thread went/is going the way it is. I appreciate discourse.

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Ryan Cronwell 2021-11-10 00:47:53

@Khairo Aetos good response time too, on an outdated comment no less, you're inspiring me to raise my own standards

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Khairo Aetos 2021-11-10 00:49:15

@Gnar Boots took a TDY there in 2016. It was fun! Like I said in other comments. It wasn't just the idea of having to go to south Korea. It was the culmination of several events strung together that really made me just want my life to end.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-11-10 00:51:23

@Glum Sulk I appreciate your sentiment but i'd recommend reading the sum total of my comments before making a statement like that. It wasn't like I listened to Jimmy Kimmel and suddenly wanted to kill myself. It was a culmination of several events in relatively quick succession that led up to a terrible train of thought.

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Khairo Aetos 2021-11-10 00:52:29

@Ryan Cronwell I'm off work tonight lmao normally it'd take me at least ten minutes to create the time.

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Ryan Cronwell 2021-11-10 00:54:04

@Khairo Aetos I have actually had a similar issue with people not reading everything in a comment thread, but it was more annoying than sad, I mean if you're gonna put in your 2 cents at least check the total first

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Ryan Cronwell 2021-11-10 00:55:00

@Khairo Aetos that's still real good response

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Gnar Boots 2021-11-10 02:04:28

@Khairo Aetos that's fair

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Guilherme sampaio de oliveira 2021-12-17 05:46:36

What

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Logan Walton 2022-02-18 21:59:03

@Ryan Ianaro dog i think its more likely that theyre literally just a child, cool yo shit man

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darwincity 2022-02-28 16:57:18

Ah...

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bbjygm 2022-03-22 02:31:29

@That Broke Gamer your majesty! How's the cancer?

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Exton Jonas 2022-03-26 01:54:36

Trying to blame kimmel for your emotional problems makes no sense. I hope you get the help you need.

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Rocrastinator 2022-03-31 02:21:32

I am so confused by what people find wrong with this comment. It’s a comment for a reason. No one has to say anything about it, good or bad. I think the reason for putting a comment like this is quite clear. The commenter doesn’t care if you read it or not, he just wants it off his chest. Calling him weak is just selfish, to think that you could have endured the pain or never made the mistake in the first place. Show some empathy. It’s not hard. We aren’t meant to tear each other apart, we’re supposed to work together. Show this man some support, and be on your way.

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beth moore 2022-04-26 02:17:18

oh god, im so glad you failed. seriously, that's gotta be awful to deal with and you're really strong for continuing on today.

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Cheems 2022-04-26 21:23:15

I know I'll just be another reply in the wave of many but I hope that you're doing better now dude

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Khairo Aetos 2022-04-26 21:33:35

@beth moore thank you for the kind words, but I'm a lot better now.

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Khairo Aetos 2022-04-26 21:34:06

@Cheems I do read most of these comments and the kind words are honestly greatly appreciated.

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The Smoking Salmon 2022-04-27 18:22:52

Veterans and suicide name a more iconic duo. That's meant as a critique of how we treat the mental health of veterans glad you're still alive.

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Kjorn Dogg 2021-11-10 21:06:37

12:37 I have heard people say that Hitler was a better leader than Trump, and that they would even prefer him to be president over Trump. Unironically.

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M. O 2021-10-04 22:26:02

This is gold. Keep it up

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Ascent1on 2021-10-15 10:11:09

Omg how dare you insult Jimmy kimmel



This is a joke

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beard neck 2022-06-01 01:47:11

He did the gun speech again lol

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Freakmenn 2018-04-09 06:07:10

As a liberal, I love this video. the points you make and proof you have makes this video deserve to go viral. Thank you for making this.

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J B 2018-04-10 02:56:22

Gorden Freakman This actually points out a lot of the same criticisms that socialists have for liberals. I think you and EmpLemon are actually socialist and just don't know it yet.

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Xbox 360 E 2018-04-10 03:14:01

Who wanna sign my petition to bring back the USSR (but maybe fail lol)

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PINKYCULTURE 2018-04-13 03:57:36

Working class Liberals > Neoliberal celebrities

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Phone Guy 2018-04-13 18:07:52

Fuck, I'm a straight up leftist and I loved this video-- and EmpLemon as a whole, haha. He's very analytical!

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Gotta Skidaddle 2018-04-15 02:01:56

Nice my dude
I like that you don't try to make everyone follow your opinion

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Char 2018-04-15 14:37:21

GarrulousGamer Jesus Christ he didn't even say anything wrong.

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My argument is completely invalid But 2018-04-16 02:05:00

нεcкαвσσ social democracy works not socialist democracy I mean social democracy like mix economy

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Xbox 360 E 2018-04-16 11:05:16

Communism is why im tryna bring back the USSR

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A Gamer Lord? 2018-04-18 00:47:10

yes, because nobody cares what you have to say

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A Gamer Lord? 2018-04-18 09:15:57

i hate jimmy kimmel just as much as you guys do, but stop asking us to spam

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Michelleosprey 2018-04-21 05:29:11

I tend to think liberally too.

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Ben Sebastian 2018-04-21 05:48:38

Find a cure, mate.

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sam 2018-04-21 14:42:16

liberals are supposed to be open to other peoples ideas and perspectives, but a lot of so called liberal who refer to themselves as liberals aren't actually liberal and are more stuck within there progressive ideological bubble then anything. i think when people here the word liberal then think of the left when actually the word is supposed to represent the center

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Andres Acosta 2018-04-21 15:39:01

I identify as a progressive, and I think the US needs social democracy.

I also believe the Democratics are actually conservatives (neocons) and the Republic Party are actually rightists (yes, that word exists, it means "nationalists and reactionaries who aren't fascists yet").

...See what I did there?

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Cian 2018-04-21 19:49:23

The Lamer Gamer No, it's people like you that assume all "SJWs" represent all liberals.

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7.62 x39mm 2018-04-22 01:53:05

I used to be a classical liberal, but to neo-liberals I'm the next Chairman Mao.

Good times.

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7.62 x39mm 2018-04-22 23:40:49

@Raphael Toast

We could make a comeback if it was legal to eject neo-liberals into the sun.

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Nerd Monger 2018-04-23 02:53:34

I don't like parties

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Self another Most likely 2018-04-23 08:01:59

Liberal! ☝

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1-800-BUTT-STUFF 2018-04-23 14:13:03

Preach

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1TrueGod 2018-04-23 16:54:55

Gorden Freakman Actual liberalism is becoming conservative

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Jason Hymes 2018-04-23 17:00:30

Possible of the nationalistic variety

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TheBudgetGunCollector 2018-04-24 03:03:37

Gorden Freakman that's the one thing I don't get. How can you watch your party fail time and time again in debate and ideology and watch them lose any moral standings they ever had and still call yourself a liberal. I feel like it's blind devotion. If I were a conservative and saw all of this on the right I would question the right and choose a different party... Like I did. I am independent now.

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Burton 2018-04-24 03:14:16

TheBudgetGunCollector I think it's more about trying to keep the ideology true to its roots and remembering it's history. I sympathize with you, I once saw myself as a classical liberal but moved more towards having social democrat ideals and I'm personally independent. We'd be better off with no political parties and voting based on their ideals and not party affiliations. Rock on 🤘

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Muniz Sims 2018-04-29 12:02:19

Ben Sebastian Triggered.

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GasmaskAvenger 2018-05-18 08:34:23

Samuel Kirkham and said people will eventually realize they're batting for the wrong team, much to the relief of actual progressives and leftists.

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Kire Harvey 2018-07-11 20:38:56

i mean we could have a true discussion online, but its either, trump jokes, "Moderates" and can we stop talking about trump now as groups, shit the man political discourse i hear is people complaining, never giving solutions, or trying to empathize with each other.

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Thicc Smoke 2018-07-16 09:35:38 (edited 2018-07-16 09:36:18 )

Xbox 360 E Hope you are joking dude. Communism could might work one day but USSR was a pure bullshit. I am from czech republic btw and few members of my family went to prison due to a state policy. There is no freedom in communism like that and faster than you realize you become prisoner of "everyone"

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The Lamer Gamer 2018-10-29 17:03:11

@kobe robertson Yeah, somewhat.

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Justin Lapicola 2021-12-21 17:08:25

Wow couldn’t agree more. Kimmel is so cringe

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Tango Blaze 2022-05-02 08:05:57

As a self-declared republican, I want America to ship some of their supplies here in Sydney

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Cole Dog 2022-03-26 17:16:45

this video ages better every day that passes

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Francisco Santos 2022-06-28 20:06:41

This makes even more sense now!

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Madden 2000 2019-09-22 17:06:59 (edited 2019-12-09 14:41:21 )

Jimmy: “ trump”

The crowd: claps intensified

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Sownheard 2019-09-30 12:40:17

Jimmy: "bad"
Crowd: Hahaha

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Mattia Grana 2019-10-06 22:17:51

Jimmy: “orange man”
Crowd: gasping intensifies

Jimmy: “.....bad”
Crowd: bursts into applauses

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JacobTheRandomGamer 2019-11-23 07:20:40

Jimmy:Gun
Crowd:Gasping

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TA34 2019-11-24 06:11:58

You ruined the comment with that edit

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Peter Slovák 2019-11-24 15:12:51

But I have. Didn't need to go all humble on people's asses.

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Cheesus Crust 2019-12-08 13:20:09 (edited 2019-12-08 13:20:23 )

Likes don't matter

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Madden 2000 2019-12-09 14:41:09

ok sorry guys

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The Max 2020-02-22 23:26:18

Jimmy: men hah what’s up with that?
Crowd: *AAAAH WOOOOO CLAP CLAP*

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Robert Gaudet 2020-02-27 05:28:11

@Marie Kondo Youtube sparks joy for them.

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popopop984 2020-03-01 05:30:49

Marie Kondo You perpetuate ignorance, and make SJW’s look ridiculous when they are supposed to be good people on the internet instead of crazy people.

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Celaear 2021-09-05 14:59:48

I feel that a lot of these talkshow hosts who talk about politics only do it for views since its a trending topic, especially impeaching trump. A lot of these people just say hollow shit like "haha trump bad" but making no real statement past it, just some regurgitated spew and thats all it can be described as. Meanwhile political talkshow done right "the last leg" acknowledges its bias but also makes unique jokes at the expense of things such as the host growing his beard till brexit was done because of the blatant lack of prep the country had for it (he done this from i think 2017 when they expected to leave the eu then and pusehd the date back at least 4 times or so).

I dont think its wrong to talk about political bias's when you acknowledge your own bias to a wide audience, these well known people who talk about their own perception and opinions need to better clarify that this shouldn't be something you just agree with blindly. Take the other side of things which is fox news (arguably far more dangerous for a political bias), they use a lot of framing of stories and fucker carlsons "opinions" on matters as oppose to more objective stories and push for certain agenda's that align with their lobbying stance. It works to indoctrinate viewers and has a frightening effect on the masses who absorb the political stances from the instinct of "this is my only window into the ongoings of the world so it must be right".

Tl;dr: influential people should be upfront about bias's and its their responsibility to further hammer in the idea that no one should take everything they say as pure fact and should do their own research.

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Lyfe Outlook 2022-02-18 14:51:34

Rosanne's husband is looking toward her with mild irritability at the situation but mostlt trying to hold back a laugh with how clueless Kimmel is 😂

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ixxgunnerx x 2022-01-29 00:36:29 (edited 2022-01-29 00:36:46 )

23:33 i cant lie ,
i have learned a lot on the internet .

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Dany Talks Music 2021-11-23 22:11:49

13:52 that gentle giant sample though....

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Banana Mustard 2018-05-10 06:46:45 (edited 2018-05-10 06:46:53 )

"Hollywood is a place where some of the most talented people create great works of fiction , But fiction isn't real, and when you surround yourself with fiction, don't be surprised when you lose track of reality "
Amen

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E Johnson 2018-06-29 18:08:41

Truer words have never been spoken

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Groundow 2021-09-04 14:57:17

david letterman was cool cause you could tell he hated the celebrity and was making fun of them

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Xerm 2021-11-17 21:23:49

In conclusion: Politics is a shitshow

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No 2022-04-10 04:25:17

and I quote "let them be racist it's just an opinon"

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miuboy 2022-04-11 11:47:33

As long as they dont physically or psycologically induce their ideas into the world, its not a problem. It becomes a problem when they harm others either psycologically or physically, like by insulting them or hurting them just because of their appearance

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James Nnabuihe 2022-05-02 05:51:11 (edited 2022-05-02 05:51:45 )

@miuboy That doesn't sound like it's just an opinion then. It sounds like it's an opinion that can be physically or psychologically induced onto the world, and often enough to be a problem.

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miuboy 2022-05-02 12:19:43

@James Nnabuihe yes, but if they don't do it its not a problem, right? If you are a racist but keep your mouth shut about it, don't harass anyone in any way and are a functioning member of society, i can accept you as a friend. The problem comes when they don't. But yeah, I'd rather have a friend who isn't a racist.

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dRb 2022-01-12 11:11:34

This was so good

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CLICKMENAME 2021-01-04 04:12:04

“I don’t like guns, and I don’t like the NRA...”

Emp, a lot of gun owners don’t even like the NRA. I think that’s the one thing a vast majority of gun owners and non-gun owners agree on. And honestly, justifiably so

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:28:18

Exactly. It’s not a matter of “should we have guns?” We are a long way from not needing guns. It’s a matter of “do I support an organization who wants to get richer and richer even if it gets schoolchildren killed?” To which pretty much all of us should say “absolutely not.”

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CLICKMENAME 2021-01-19 03:19:56

@Hail Ghidorah first off, nice pic and name, grew up a huge Godzilla fan.

Second, absolutely. There’s a book that I want to read called, “Gunfight: The Right to Bear Arms”, which talks about how there have been unethical practices to unarm people. It mentions the Mulford Act, a bill that the NRA helped fund and push for Reagan to sign, which predominantly effected minorities during the time. This bill was put into place by none other than the State of California itself. I’m not sure how valid that’s what the intentions of the bill were, so I hope to learn more about it, but something I’ve noticed people who are anti-NRA mention a lot.

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LessCommonKnowledge 2021-02-18 02:12:25

Actual gun rights people who aren’t decrepit old fudds despise the NRA.

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Mr. Onay 2021-03-02 10:40:51

The FPC is where it's at

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Jack Nedry 2021-03-02 18:38:55

The GOA is 100x better

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Griffin Heeg 2021-03-04 02:31:38

@Hail Ghidorah Most school shooters got their guns illegally. Second of all, gun rights are in our constitution. I live in a small town, I hunt, I own a gun, I need a gun to regulate deer population because it can cause mass disease.

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Roan the Delphox 2021-04-15 11:21:43

Yeah, the NRA is what makes us true gun owners look bad.

Huh, us Conservatives have been more and more anti corporation lately...

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 10:13:40

To quote Brandon “the AK guy” Herrera during one of his episodes of Cursed Gun Images:

“God damnit, of course he’s wearing an NRA hat.”

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Wade Hartranft 2021-04-23 01:27:25

I love guns and hate the NRA and ATF and more federally funded organizations that regulate shit that they have no clue about how to regulate properly

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epicgamesfan fan 2021-04-27 07:34:32

The NRA says it's a ''civil rights group'' when it's just a lobbying company... Like, seriously. The people at the NRA aren't providing an actual view from gun-owners, instead, they're out for money and power from republicans.

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Fred the Fish 2021-04-29 22:02:56

@Griffin Heeg I suppose you need a top of the line AR15 with a bunch of modifications to kill a deer

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Klongu Da Bongu 2021-05-02 12:59:47

Do i dislike the NRA? Yes
Does the NRA have anything to do with gun violence in America? No.
90 percent of gun violence in America is handgun/suicide.

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Toecheese99 2021-05-03 03:20:54

@Fred the Fish No, but it's fucking cool to shoot

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user.equalto.Null 2021-05-05 16:21:53

@Fred the Fish no, but you don't need a 200 mph sports car either.

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Max Alain Two 2021-05-09 17:19:30

The NRA doesn't even do anything. Just makes platitudes and takes money from people without pushing back at all. Total controlled opposition

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Toecheese99 2021-05-09 17:22:25

@Fred the Fish and using AR15 to kill birds is EZPZ

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RemixedVoice 2021-05-13 11:46:14

The SRA is way better than the NRA. Highly recommend all Americans arm themselves, especially if you're a minority (as you're statistically way more likely to be a victim of violence); everyone is already armed and nuts, you might as well be armed to so you can defend yourself lol

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-16 12:58:31

@Fred the Fish it’s not about “needing” anything, it’s not “the bill of needs.” You also don’t technically need to have freedom of expression.

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bubbleheadft 2021-08-30 09:56:39

This video was a waaaaay bigger blackpill than what I was ready for.

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Blobert 62 2021-10-01 21:40:55

My man speaking facts about school

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Alex Ruiz 2021-10-16 17:26:42

Never heard someone use liquid tension experiment as background music before damn

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Woomy Dayz 2021-12-29 16:25:34

Thank you for not being biased!!

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ll kurofox ll 2018-07-05 12:33:34

Trump: casually tweets

Late night show hosts: * W H E E Z E*

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Rasmus STh 2018-07-30 16:18:01

ll kurofox ll well to be fair when trump tweets it mostly is garbage

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Peyton Janicki 2018-09-27 20:44:37

@Zuzu lol

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Jose Castillo 2018-10-02 17:56:42

@Peyton Janicki my name yef.

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Taser Tag 2019-02-20 12:39:49

@Devin Schaar I'd stop there if I were you.

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Sebastian Burrows 2019-02-22 05:53:29

@Zuzu greatest de-escalation ive ever seen take my like

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Juan El Bean 2019-05-28 22:11:08

@Devin Schaar lmao

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Merfolk Surprise 2020-07-23 23:14:08

@Pr. Gibus what did I read

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:39:00

To be fair, he gives a lot of material.

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:40:03

@Mr.Boxh3ad What. The hell. Is this?

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Ethan Parmet 2021-02-04 00:18:18

not anymore...

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Amer Yaser 2022-05-03 10:26:51

Thank god for emplemon

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An Absurd Existence 2022-02-01 02:51:16

This video was ahead of its time.

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chumlord 2022-02-04 22:34:34

Not really. Normies are just always late to the party

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Micah 2021-08-30 04:20:27

6:16 Ok Emp I'm gonna stop you right there Monk is hilarious

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NARCISSAg 2022-04-05 21:08:57

hes weird af. theres a photo of him and in the background theres a blanket, a huge one, with the face of one MJ’s kids 🤨

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TheSwissViking 2018-11-05 00:51:59 (edited 2018-11-05 00:52:44 )

26:49 This is so pathetic that she is trying to make a valid point that should appeal to both sides but Jimmy is just treating it like a damn joke. Someone's head isn't screwed on quite right.

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indeepj 2018-12-13 00:02:51

Thats IF Its Even Screwed On.
And Not Taped On Lazily With Old, Barely Sticking Tape.

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TheSwissViking 2018-12-14 18:33:41

@Sanian38 Just because he calls himself a comedian doesn't mean he has to turn everything into a damn joke. She's trying to persuade the audience to practice their right to vote to get what they want out of the government. He's just laughing and being inconsiderate instead of agreeing and seeing the good point she's speaking.

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TheSwissViking 2018-12-14 19:40:20 (edited 2018-12-14 19:40:37 )

@Sanian38 Okay man, I tried making a legitimate case but if the only words in your vocabulary are "triggered" and "snowflake" then I don't even think I'll waste the brain power trying to do so.

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brentstah 2018-12-15 20:37:29

@TheSwissViking yeah it doesn't seem like that guy is capable of talking.

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Elijah 2018-12-19 18:45:23

the amount of self projection within sanian is unreal

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Druox_ 2018-12-21 04:46:03

Just watch Jimmy Kimmel live until he makes a Trump joke, you won’t make it more than 5 minutes each time.

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Swiss Bank 2018-12-22 01:42:35

Hello brother

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Uwa 2018-12-31 12:15:54

@Sanian38 lmao roasted

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KillerKitten753 2019-01-01 10:09:45

Roseanne: “we need to stop getting out of control and come together to fix these issues!”
Kimmel: “yes that’s all well and good but how about that buffoon in the White House eh?”

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JoGoe's Untote Abenteuer 2019-01-03 06:31:33

@KillerKitten753 Kimmel's more interested in Trump because he has repeatedly ran that same joke OVER AND OVER. He's basically acting like that one Uncle most people have that make the same damn joke every time you see him in the holidays because he used to get noticed by those jokes.

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zen yamao 2019-01-07 17:32:42

@Sanian38 wow great argument man you really changed my mind, honestly what has happened to Western discourse

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IdiotBoxProductionsTV 2019-01-08 03:04:08

@Sanian38 everybody had a riot wen roseanne made her own joke, i bet you had a fit too

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Poypeeto 2021-10-31 00:47:27

I don't usually enjoy Jimmy Fallon but I respect his decision to not jump on the "haha Trump bad lol" bandwagon. (i say this as a person who hates Trump)

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Ian Johnson 2021-10-31 21:17:49

And how's Biden doing for ya?

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69 420 2021-11-06 23:15:53

@Ian Johnson fine. i dont give a crap

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Vitos 2021-10-30 16:36:24

This is the best YouTube video I have ever watched.

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Nickwf 2021-09-14 00:51:03

13:50 Thanks for putting this song in the video, I really love Gentle Giant.

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ThriftybyNature 2022-02-12 18:41:03

I’m extremely confused as to why Jimmy has a career at all.

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The Rhythm Section 2018-04-08 18:20:36

This is the best political commentary I've seen. Ever. Coming from who I used to think just made stupendously funny youtube videos. I was entertained then, and I am an avid listener now.

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 21:28:14

0:55 Let alone all his supporters in Hollywood who have done worse than him

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Congruent Crib 2021-10-08 04:55:35

Talkshow host are exactly what they’re called; Talk-Show. They talk about anything and put on a show but after that they do nothing.

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Taisakuu 2022-04-04 03:17:59

I agree. You should try john oliver, he’s hilarious

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Tgruss 2021-12-30 17:54:55

100%, I cannot stand watching 2 seconds of this guy.

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Bambi Burner 2022-06-03 02:53:31

13:31 that aged like fine wine

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dunhillsupramk3 2022-06-05 12:59:11

anyone who did vote for Biden its hitting them like a brick to the face rn... LOL

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The Vibe Chamber 2022-05-12 17:03:53

My main takeaway from this video is that Baby Driver didn't win any Oscars. That's nuts.

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Jens Bakker 2022-04-04 11:37:48

Here in the netherlands, we actually have a word for the kind of thing these presenters do, and it's ironically named after one of those "late night presenters". the effect is called: "The Lubach effect" which basically means that a problem only exists after a dude in a suit on late night TV said it.

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B. watson 2022-04-05 15:07:06

Man you guys are so cool even your language bashes this clowns

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Tharectur 2021-11-04 19:50:40

Another reason why I wanna move to the UK

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Free staircase abortions 2020-06-27 05:28:54

I despise cancel culture, but I'm glad Jimmy Kimmel is getting his karma.

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Shapshap Shapshap 2020-08-03 05:10:24

The only people that I see say cancel culture is good are people on twitter. And most people on twitter really aren’t that smart

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 04:08:19

So you only like it when cancel culture goes after the people you dislike? This is what we call a.. double standard.

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Dally H. 2020-08-26 19:05:27

@Shapshap Shapshap The people on twitter are young as well. My sister is 13 and runs an account where she mostly talks about Harry Styles, and she has over a thousand followers. And she commentates on politics. And she enforces cancel culture. And it isn't pretty.

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Neiasaurus Creations 2020-09-06 21:36:32

@JGHifiversveiws No, we like it when someone who used something like cancel culture and pretends to be morally superior to others get their own shit turned on them. Jimmy brought this on himself, by A) you know, doing blackface in the first place, and b) By weaponizing cancel culture and fake moral superiority to bash others. Shit you do has a way of coming back for you, and that's what this is. Jimmy's past catching up to him finally. No one is going to shed tears karma came for his ass.

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Chummy Rorrshrack 2020-10-25 12:50:34

We cannot let cancel culture win. Even if it cancels people we personally dislike. Evil actions for good reasons are still evil actions. You are still tainted by your association with the evil actions.

The ends do not justify the means. They never have, and they never will.

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W Shiflet 2020-12-05 10:11:00

@Shapshap Shapshap Cancel culture is fake, people worried about it are panicking over nothing

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James 2021-12-18 10:22:17

YT makes it so hard to find Late Night host rants.. I'm so happy I stumbled upon this, you have no idea.

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white ch. 2021-10-13 00:16:16

Can all you seething leftists learn to listen for once? Emp said in the video he didn't like of agree with Trump and his policies, so quit acting like the opposite is true.

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Kai Doust 2021-09-21 13:26:47

23:05 yikes😬
Emp you clearly didn't do enough research when doing this video. I respect what you're trying to say, but you might want to remaster it since it's pretty obvious it has some flaws.

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theunicornbay 42 2022-05-02 16:44:53

It's not

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AustinSportsGuy 2021-09-03 04:26:36

Wow. This guy clearly doesn’t understand the idea of consent.

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Maximus_1234 2019-09-22 02:01:58 (edited 2019-09-22 02:02:17 )

“Comedy isn’t subjective. What makes you laugh is subjective.”

-ralph

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Pedro Pony 2019-09-27 23:07:52

I fucking love ralph sepe

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Ujjwal Mishra 2019-09-29 08:58:21

Oh which video was this from

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Maximus_1234 2019-09-29 17:22:55

U jim, It was the Minions review.

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-11 09:11:34

How does that make any sense?

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FriedWeegee 2020-01-12 16:05:36

Stix N' Stones comedy in it of itself has rules that separates humor. Humor is what one thinks is funny, which is subjective since everyone has different tastes in jokes. Comedy on the other hand has actual basic things that make it comedic such as a punchline, build-up, puns maybe. Comedy is a lot more than just what you find funny.

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Irayumi 2020-01-27 17:41:22

Hey,i remember that video!It was the minion one right?

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-27 18:25:47

@FriedWeegee Where are those rules listed?

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Ash 2020-01-28 16:24:31

ralph was badass
recently however his reviews feel tired

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Ikhsan Hasbi 2020-02-01 04:38:20

@Stix N' Stones certainly not on Jimmy Kimmel's notebook cause he ain't funny at all.

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Stix N' Stones 2020-02-01 05:03:16

@Ikhsan Hasbi True dat

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Uvi Chaos 2020-02-03 03:24:03

komaedagaming to be fair he's almost always tired

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Ænglisc Þegn 2020-02-03 09:01:37

"comedy is subjective Murray"

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wton23 2021-09-03 19:58:48

Thanks buddy, i remembered why i love liquid tension experiment 👌👍

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Will Jensen 2022-03-19 06:10:47

26:00 Roseanne is a fucking gem. Didn't fold to Kimmel. Didn't give him any breathing room.

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Caliban 2022-04-09 14:55:43

Not everybody who insult somebody gets punished, because ii is hard to prove and can be hard to talk about.
The second thing is, when you talked about liberals, it's your perspective the thing you saw, there are millions of people who live in the US so it's hard to say what are there problems.
But I agree with the rest great video 😊

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Caliban 2022-04-09 14:55:33

Not everybody who insult somebody gets punished, because ii is hard to prove and can be hard to talk about.
The second thing is, when you talked about liberals, it's your perspective the thing you saw, there are millions of people who live in the US so it's hard to say what are there problems.
But I agree with the rest great video 😊

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Coleminer 2018-04-07 23:41:20

"I think Trump's kind of bad for comedy. Most comics in the States have started to do the same jokes just because Trump is so on everybody's mind. So it'll be nice when we don't have to talk about him as much." -Dave Chapelle

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dog 2018-04-08 16:05:29

Satire about him just doesn't work. If the guy's being a comic in real life, what else can you say, you just end up reporting the news.

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aceman0000099 2018-04-08 18:10:04

But what about your profile picture

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gorka Austin 2018-04-21 22:27:08

Coleminer

Says the guy with a trump picture.

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- 2018-11-03 17:13:38

Jesus Christ this comment is from 6 months ago and they still haven't stopped.

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Aditya Shekhawat 2022-05-10 07:44:55

13:01- this didn’t age quiet so well

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C COOK 2021-09-09 11:32:33

It's interesting your tremendous intellect based on one supposed episode you watched. I am subscribed to your channel for entertainment. I would say you are more similar to Kimmel than most. Good luck!

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KeyserSoze26B 2022-02-05 23:54:56

You could do the same thing with Seth Rogan who has now become a d-bag

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Andy Sexton 2021-11-05 03:53:13

I love John Goodman I’m that clip looking at Roseanne like, “Why the fuck are we here?”

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Filip Rebro 2021-01-25 14:28:03

Jimmy Kimmel after Biden won: Now what?

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Chief Beef 2021-02-20 01:08:44

"Keep complaining about Trump, that's what!!"

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 13:13:55

@Chief Beef True. If it aint broke.

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Purplebowlingball 2000 2021-03-01 03:31:37

@Emperor Xitler it's already broken but he keeps smashing the small fragments of it with a sledge hammer

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Kenew Bell 2021-03-02 08:18:41

Bit by bit

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The coolest Monke 2021-03-03 19:02:52

Im pretty everyone is sick of hearing “ORANGE MAN” from every talk show host

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Cloudwalker2011 2021-03-04 13:20:56

To quote Plankton: "Idk I didn't think I'd make it THIS far."

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Franco Ramos 2021-03-12 16:00:08

@PoisonBannana ok kimmel fan.

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Cole Joyce 2021-03-16 18:16:12

@Franco Ramos The guy literally just insulted him.

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CemeteryBluntz 2021-03-19 05:28:34

@PoisonBannana ok Kimmel fan

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-19 05:30:59

@CemeteryBluntz ok domestic terror,ist

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Franco Ramos 2021-03-30 22:26:48 (edited 2021-03-30 22:27:05 )

@BaptizednBlood yes, I am in fact, a Trump supporter
And a hispanic one at that

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incinium z 2021-03-31 16:06:13

"I got an idea!" "Ok, shoot, Bill." "Let's harp on Trump now, and make him look bad, so he's less likely to get re-elected!" "...Face it Bill, you just don't the sort of executive mind required for a leader." "Ok, what were we going to do instead Jim?" "Eh, idk, be liberal I guess." "Hey, that IS better! Trump can wait a few years! No wonder everyone loves you Jimbo!" "Ah, don't flatter me so much Bill...er, say that again a few times, would ya?"

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Actic 2021-04-03 03:42:14

@PoisonBannana
Ok cuties lover

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That_miLkMan 2021-04-10 03:20:27

@Franco Ramos me and u r what the libs fear, a Black and a Hispanic supporting Trump.

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CAR MAN 2021-04-12 07:12:01

true

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Arnab Chakraborty 2021-04-14 12:57:15

he still complains about trump. people still giving him millions of likes. the cringe is real.

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ImmaLittlePip 2021-04-14 15:30:28

@PoisonBannana ok Kimmel fan

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ImmaLittlePip 2021-04-14 15:30:57

@BaptizednBlood
Ok Kimmel fan

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ImmaLittlePip 2021-04-14 15:31:47

@That_miLkMan
I'm Hispanic as well and honestly I could see through the elites bs in hating trump

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Kaio Zanette 2021-04-15 13:27:19

Who would have thought in the span of 4 months liberals would destroy democracy, america, and from what’s happening in ukraine and Tawain, america might not even survive to 2030

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Rafael Geraldo 2021-04-16 01:55:20

I'm actually curious to see what all those talk shows look like now that their orange cash cow is gone.
Not enough to actually watch them and find out tho

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Bonaparte 2021-04-18 21:02:22

Wait for the next package of payment and instructions from the dems

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Filip Rebro 2021-04-18 21:03:48

@Bonaparte I dont live in America, so they have barely or no power over me

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Calvin Rideout 2021-04-19 15:11:32

@Franco Ramos actually u “WERE” a trump supporter. He’s gone forever.

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Franco Ramos 2021-04-19 16:31:30

@Calvin Rideout oh yeah, right.
I'm a republican then, idk who's the next republican in line.

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Bonaparte 2021-04-20 03:56:39

@Filip Rebro me neither man

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Juan Manuel Penaloza 2021-04-23 04:15:21

Apparently go after his straggling followers in Congress.

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Spectatertots 2021-04-26 18:03:13

@Chief Beef I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW

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Samuel B 2021-04-27 19:03:03

I've won, but at what cost?

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Tyroker Taylor172 2021-05-02 22:02:52

@Mercury he didn't but ok

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David Richardson 2021-05-03 02:49:44 (edited 2021-05-03 02:52:35 )

Late night comedy shows over the last 6ish years

2015: “trump, am I right? ”. 1,000,000 viewers: 🤣
2016: “trump, am I right?”. 500,000 viewers: 🤣
2017: “trump, am I right?”. 250,000 viewers: 🤣
2018: “trump, am I right?”. 125,000 viewers: 🤣
2019: “trump, am I right?”. 62,500 viewers: 🤣
2020: “trump, am I right?”. 31,250 viewers: 🤣
2021: “trump, am I right?”. 48 viewers: 🤣

Conclusion: “yup, I still got it. They love this shit!”

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Toongamer 2021-05-03 07:13:53

You uh...umm idk I didn't think I'd get this far

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Toongamer 2021-05-03 07:14:49

@The coolest Monke people on Twitter are tired of it too

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Marcus Adams 2021-05-03 19:13:33

"Blame everything on Trump exactly like Republicans did on Obama was President but this time its when Trump was President that 'all the issues' came from his Presidency because fuck accountability!" - Hollywood, Twitter, and every conglomerates plan now that Bidens president

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Toongamer 2021-05-03 19:23:33

@Marcus Adams people blamed Obama for things? What kind of things?

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Niagaranobs 2021-05-04 02:23:01

@Chief Beef wait, really?

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Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez 2021-05-04 04:00:03

@Bonda_Racing35 the majority of blm protestors aren’t fans of Biden but they did voted for him over trump and it was a way better reason than the trump supporters reasoning like there were protests all over the world

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Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez 2021-05-04 04:00:50

@Franco Ramos the fact you had to mention being a Hispanic trump supporter means you know he doesn’t like you for your ethnicity

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Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez 2021-05-04 04:07:35

@Mercury the joker pfp makes this so much better. Ok to start, more immigrants are coming because of trump being out of office because he separated families and now they think Biden won’t do that. Yes what having ppl in those facilities are bad but if you’re arguing that trump is better you actually do t care about those immigrants because he eliminated the 72 hour rule that obama made that sent immigrants back after 72 hours. Trunk kept those immigrants way longer and when he did released them he also separated the families as a deterrent. Also trump bombed Iraq and Syria on his first day of office. If we’re comparing Biden waiting a month than trump in a day biden is obviously better but none are good in general. Also trumpets got rid of Obama’s drone strike death counting rule to make sure nobody really knows how much ppl are dying cause of him like Obama also killed ppl but at least he made the information known you can’t even say that about trump

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The King 2021-05-07 13:28:26

@Cole Joyce ok soyboy

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Disciple of Dagon 2021-05-09 10:02:32

Sir, I regret to inform you that your comment reply thread has become a c e s s p i t

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Trusty Patches 2021-05-10 14:19:30

@That_miLkMan lmfao no one is scared of you. Candice Owens is just Uncle Ruckus in a wig.

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Franco Ramos 2021-05-12 10:21:31

@Stratosphere Read the Horseshoe theory, it has a lot in common with what you said.

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Stratosphere 2021-05-12 14:57:26

@Franco Ramos
The reason is that America is one party pretending to be 2. It’s the most right-leaning country in the world and any true left candidates don’t gain real momentum with Americans. They’ve been taught that socialism is the devil and that capitalism is flawless. Hard to argue with a nation that’s been brainwashed.

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Ishiki no Kami 2021-05-13 00:08:00

Man,I ain't even a Trump supporter. Heck,I am not even American but American media just baffles me. These guys are still defending Biden keeping Kids in cages. How can anyone do that?

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SuperWilliam64 2021-05-15 15:10:51 (edited 2021-05-15 15:11:08 )

SNL writers when they realize they have to start writing jokes again for the first time in over five years:

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Jared Armstrong 2021-05-15 23:26:04

@Stratosphere Ah, I know the country you live where socialism works. It’s always interesting to find a citizen of Fantasyland.

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Stratosphere 2021-05-16 04:12:57 (edited 2021-05-16 04:13:08 )

@Jared Armstrong
The happiest countries on Earth currently are all socialist. Again, you guys always confuse socialism for communism. They’re not the same.

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Cadú Hidalgo 2021-05-16 22:09:43

@Stratosphere No, they employ at best a kind of nuanced social-democracy. The element of capitalism and/or free market is always present. Hell, even the motherfucker of the socialist countries, China, is like that. So you can't really call any country today socialist. Only one you can say that for sure: North Korea.
I feel like this is a heavy misuse of a very well determined concept about how a country should run their economy, politics and everything else.

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Stratosphere 2021-05-16 23:24:29

@Cadú Hidalgo
Social democracy is a form of socialism. It values workers and citizens rights over greed and war. It values community over individualism. I’m not saying everything about capitalism is bad and everything about socialism is great, but if American’s want to see real improvement in their country they’ll have to adopt some socialist ideas.

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Aro Drev 2021-05-17 00:18:23

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank god, I can sleep now

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Cultist Meat-shield 2021-05-17 02:34:29

Stratosphere no, it's a form of democracy. Whilst some western European countries are heading in the direction of socialism, none of them are there yet, and in Eastern Europe they still remember the horrors of radical left governance so they'll reject it outright.

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Not Justin Y 2021-05-17 14:18:21

*all talk show hosts

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Rice Man 2021-05-18 00:03:09

He's doing vaccine bad no vax good 🤤

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JohnnyKlebitzRevenge 2021-05-18 13:03:20

Boy that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast

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Spikey Thinker 2021-05-19 06:05:37

@That_miLkMan No, not fear, just don't understand.

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racc 2021-05-19 13:10:29

I drawed a dogy :)

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Morugo Fuzuoku 2021-05-19 22:32:46

Defending?

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North Star 2021-05-25 15:56:43

@Kaio Zanette Liberals desteoyed democracy? When did that happen i must have missed that one. I'm an independent who greatly dislikes bith parties. To be frank neither has ended democracy. The only one that came close was the Republicans with jan 6th. I'm a fair man though, I don't think that was sanctioned by the Republicans. If I heard a liberal say the opposite of what you said I would have to argue it too. No on eis being fair. We all need to be objective and hold our leaders accountable. Soft spots are for pets and comfort foods not greedy politicians.

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North Star 2021-05-25 15:58:12

@Franco Ramos I'm pretty sure Rand Paul is. There are some other rising stars though.

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North Star 2021-05-25 16:03:24

@Toongamer oh man. They blamed Obama for just about everything from facism to every conspiracy in the book. I wouldn't be suprised if they pinned the JFK assassination on him. They pulled everything. As an independent watching the two parties strangle eachother is annoying because it plays into the hands of our country's enemies. Places like Russia couldn't ask for a better situation.

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North Star 2021-05-25 16:07:38

@latina parfait isn't thst what politics is all about. That would be like shaming a bird for flying or a fish for swiming. Power requires appeal and appeal can be gained through smearing opposition. The Republican media bashed Biden and every other Democrat for the last 4 years too. It is just the business.

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Toongamer 2021-05-25 16:44:29

@North Star damn

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Butt Whole 2021-06-17 12:18:54 (edited 2021-06-17 12:20:30 )

@Bonda_Racing35 YOU ARE A LIAR because he said "Domestic Terror,ist"

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yes 2021-06-19 14:37:31

biden continues to ignore his past claims of calling african americans “people who deserve to be in prison”. i really don’t like either side but this bipartisan system has been outdated.

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Toecheese99 2021-06-25 19:55:44

@Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez what do you mean he doesn't like Hispanics

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Toecheese99 2021-06-25 19:56:16

@Stratosphere socialism is the devil

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Rephical 2021-06-25 21:15:29

Nice to know that everyone who is against trump/ republicans in this reply section attacks these people even though none of them are saying anything against you lol some of these people in this section are annoying af

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Thauã Aguirre 2021-07-04 15:11:32

@PoisonBannana True that, fellow liberal!

Sometimes I wonder
"Gee, all these media and Huge corporations that donate massive ammounts of money to Democrats seem to really not like Orange Man; like those 70 million from Wall Street, another 8 million from Jeff Bezon/Amazon, several other millions from Silicon Valley and perhaps more worryingly, the 50%+ of donations to biden's 2020 campaign that came from donors with undisclosed sources of income. Maybe was I emotionally manipulated into hating a guy whose politics went directly against the interests of the US elites and corporations, so much that I think just anyone becoming president of the US is a laughable Idea so I supported a carreer politician who's nearly half a century in politics and has been nothing in his life except a politician?

But then I remember that I am a liberal. I am so smart. So I was told by the nice lady at the DNC building an people like Jimmy Kimmel. I even have a college degree! I wouldn't fall for such a low trick. I am SO smart!

Besides, everybody knows that Orange man was so bad! SO SO SO Bad that I... Don't even remember why he was so bad.. Don't ask me why he was so bad! It's not my duty to educate you in something i cetainly know everything about it because it was a conclusion I reached for myself, not by a barrage of certainly unbiased media coverage that only ever said he was bad! I am a liberal. Smart. Unbiased. Independent.

So good job, fellow liberals. We voted a literal dictator out of office! With the help of some nice corporations that will make sure we'll never get another president they don't approve of!

We did it, liberals! We saved democracy!

Now let's eat the celebratory bowl of faird trade, farm to table, gluten free hay and let them all hear out liberal virtues chant!
All with me now. Ready?
3...2...1...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-04 16:04:06

@Thauã Aguirre Also, i don't like jimmy kimmel. If you actually knew how to read, you can see my comment bashing him. However, can you read?

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Dagamerboi 2021-08-07 12:00:38

Im a month late but this is why i hate politics, someone makes a joke and it becomes a fully blown argument.

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Filip Rebro 2021-08-07 12:02:35

@Dagamerboi In central Europe, we make fun of politicians, regardless of the ideas they support

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MrCoolSmoovie 2021-08-28 22:52:35

Trump lost lol x 127 = cheers

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Gregory Mirabella 2021-08-29 03:45:26

@Franco Ramos what?

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1ex1uger 2021-08-30 18:34:44

IDK about Kimmel's show, but the liberal news shows obsessively keep going on and on about how terrible they think Trump is.

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Tyler Gunderson #SonicMovie2 2021-09-02 21:54:35

@MrCoolSmoovie ...what?

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Vativ 2021-09-01 08:21:57 (edited 2021-09-01 08:23:40 )

I think its funny how Lemon shits on Kimmel for shitting on Trump for meeting with Kim but in the end Trump and Kim meeting ended up doing basically nothing. Hine sight is awesome

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:23:00

Yeah it was a purely aesthetic meeting. Nothing of substance was accomplished.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:42:17

@Gen Z Perspective That's because NK leadership doesn't want anything to change. And until they do nothing will change since they have all the power.

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Sean O'Reilly 2021-10-29 09:08:55

3 years later and it has become much much worse

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Flzrian 2021-11-08 16:55:14

That rant that started at 7:40 was weird as fuck

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Niguccine 2021-10-17 11:28:23

That Jonah hill interview was sad most of his interviews are sad, I said once trump was outa office there goes all his jokes

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John Doe 2018-04-08 15:10:01 (edited 2018-04-08 15:13:11 )

It was tough for me to get through this video
Not because it was brutally honest,

but because it reminds me of my contempt for Kimmel
(if only Conan was still on NBC)

P.S. Even ALEX JONES is more entertaining and funny than Kimmel (and he's not trying most of the time)

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Swiggty Swoo 2018-04-09 22:38:43

John Doe I love Alex Jones! I may not agree with everything he says but he is still entertaining as hell!

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ImmaLittlePip 2018-04-09 23:41:47

Alex Jones maybe crazy (but Lord knows he's being proven right lately thanks to the insane left) but damn he's entertaining and such a meme

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Drowns In Kool Aid 2018-04-12 14:03:14

John Doe Just had to agree with this comment chain, Alex Jones is insane but like Trump the meme-ability and sheer entertainment value make up for it

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Stevie Ray 2018-04-16 04:17:36

Well Kimmel isn't trying either.

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Nice Hat Nietzsche 2022-04-08 13:31:22 (edited 2022-04-08 13:31:29 )

I like the part where this is a weird defensive rant that downplays racial and gender violence in America because these are issues that Jimmy Kimmel pretends to care about

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No 2022-04-10 04:26:18

yeah it's oddly ironic how whilst attacking jimmys character for inserting his political views into his content emp is doing the same thing. I know it's an old video but still pretty stupid.

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Doge Shoge 2021-10-10 14:55:24 (edited 2021-12-16 16:52:00 )

13:20 THIS soundbite of the downward spiral.

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RatatRatR 2021-11-29 04:38:13

Every effort to be funny in this video is at least as weak as Jimmy Kimmel's humor.

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Paul Jefferies 2022-01-14 08:28:14

Are you jimmy kimmel’s mom? Sometimes she says that stuff.

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[Dr Death 3805] 2020-07-30 20:55:16

When a meme creator on YouTube makes ten times more sense than politicians and talk show hosts.

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Nept Tune 2020-08-24 12:55:17

Facts

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Alfonso Mendez 2020-10-14 00:14:55

@Purple Angry Zmurf submit all info that you have then.

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Deggers 2021-02-07 17:27:44

This might not be totally related but this and day soap operas are the exact reason why I don't watch american tv anymore.

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Deggers 2021-02-09 20:59:43

@[Dr Death 3805] y'all are supposed to have it better than us.

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[Dr Death 3805] 2021-02-09 21:02:29

@Deggers i mean there's still come dine with me I guess, so it's not all bad

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Deggers 2021-02-09 21:09:09

@[Dr Death 3805] well if you come here do not and I repeat DO NOT watch cbs. Trust me it's THAT bad.

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[Dr Death 3805] 2021-02-09 21:11:53

@Deggers thanks I'll take your word for it

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Jeekobz 2022-03-30 06:44:40

Damn dog some of this came out rough

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Gamesux 2021-11-06 13:37:36

8:46 wtf i love jimmy fallon now

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Evan Nicholson 2021-10-14 11:54:48

You should do a comparison between him and Adam Carolla, another comedian that is arguably Jimmy’s best friend. I for one think he is way funnier than Jimmy. (Subjective I know) but he is more talented than Jimmy and deserves more limelight.

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Dr. Mercury 2021-12-29 20:15:52

Craig Ferguson had larry king fumble his way through a gay robot skeleton performance and it's the greatest moment in late night television. Just some food for thought.

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Observer Observer 2019-02-05 11:13:50

In my book, only EmpLemon can pull off calling something “problematic” without sounding like an insufferable tool.

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Observer Observer 2019-02-05 11:18:32

And I am aware, in my book, that I sound like tool.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 20:32:19 (edited 2019-06-23 20:32:31 )

@L L because he disagreed with your political views?

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Junkyard To cancer 2019-07-09 04:34:53

@L L poor snowflake

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Hi 2019-07-10 02:56:30

Puffy_ninja think he was making a joke there buddy

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-10 13:23:51

@L L Weebs. FREAKING GROSS.

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-10 13:24:16

@Hi That's a horrendous joke then.

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Roast Chicken 2019-07-16 13:10:13

@L L Did you even watch the video? Or are you just projecting?

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Niinji Music 2019-07-29 07:02:34

disagree I

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ladenswallow09 2022-03-22 06:53:33

He’s not funny, because he used up all his good material when he was co-hosting The Man Show.

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Jordan Raquel 2022-05-11 03:58:59

This just in: EmpLemon is based

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DefinitelyJustCJ 2021-10-10 19:48:08

Jimmy really fell off after The Man Show

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Mason Montalbano 2022-05-11 09:58:19

this might be the worst emplemon video

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Terra 2022-05-13 16:36:30

I think we all agree

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David Reynold 2022-06-08 08:34:44

I think we all disagree

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topaz 2018-09-22 05:02:43

A YouTube Poop artist espousing political commentary more cogent than what is on broadcast television...

This timeline rocks

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Mrthenekin 2018-09-25 20:09:20

Mostly because all you need for a decent political opinion is common sense, left or right.

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donut lord 2018-11-03 06:02:33

eh, its an ok timeline, piranha plant is a playable character in smash

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Maxie The Guy 2018-11-03 15:19:57

@donut lord What are you talking about i thought.... wait no different timeline

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Kyle White 2021-11-02 02:35:05

i like emplLemon but he is ranting way to aggressively in this one. Comes off as really butt hurt

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The Smoking Salmon 2022-04-27 17:32:29

If you hate Jimmy Kimmel as he is imagine how people who liked him when he was on the man show (ie "edgy") feels

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Dominic Pastorelle 2021-08-24 17:23:32

Actually women get sexually assaulted all the time in college with no repercussion and women get blamed and harassed when they report it.

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connsold501 2021-11-06 19:04:22

Uh oh, Emp. YouTube wants that ad money

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Adam 2018-07-01 10:18:25

Kimmel joke structure:

MUST reference trump.
Use children for any form of comedy.
Use other stars because he has no originality.

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Robin Rasmussen 2021-04-17 13:34:58

I give you a late, Thank you.

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Aaron cluff 2022-01-08 15:47:11

This is a unique channel i love it

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AhsomeAlex 2022-04-30 05:07:03

I always knew i hated jimmy kimmel but i never knew why

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Daniel Ford 2022-02-09 23:00:52

Does anybody know Jimmy Kimmel email? I need to text him “WTF man”

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Lloyd howe 2021-09-02 06:22:58

This is so right well done

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Sebastian Wendl 2021-06-28 17:59:07

Morgan Freeman is just a legend. Pragmatic, smart, good guy. He would make for a better host

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-22 21:48:29

No

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-24 00:17:08

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-24 22:48:18

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-24 23:21:51

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-25 02:55:13

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-25 03:53:14

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-25 10:12:37

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-25 23:48:37

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 11:00:00

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 11:39:43

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 16:25:02

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 21:10:25

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 22:40:00

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-27 08:04:45

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-27 16:49:32

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-27 20:00:29

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 01:12:48

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 03:13:51

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 03:43:01

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 04:08:37

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 04:20:07

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-28 05:11:40

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 05:31:13

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-28 05:53:32

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 06:08:52

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 06:58:12

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 07:10:44

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 10:30:22

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 14:32:45

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 16:13:04

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 20:34:34

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-28 20:57:34

@NBA Fanboy no

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Leonardo DaVinci 2021-08-28 23:40:31 (edited 2021-08-28 23:41:43 )

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-29 00:16:54

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-08-29 05:05:52

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-29 10:08:59

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-29 18:18:22

@Leonardo DaVinci yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-02 23:01:31

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-03 16:02:05

@Leonardo DaVinci yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-03 17:16:02

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-03 20:01:44

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-03 21:53:12

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-03 22:44:16

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 00:12:03

@NBA Fanboy no

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crolee 2021-09-04 03:57:27

@NBA Fanboy did any of you guys win yet

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 05:07:14

@Leonardo DaVinci yes

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crolee 2021-09-04 05:26:53

@NBA Fanboy yes

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crolee 2021-09-04 05:56:08

@NBA Fanboy yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 11:57:52

@crolee no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 11:58:01

@NBA Fanboy yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 11:58:21

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 11:58:41

@crolee yes

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 16:11:53

@The Warden of Oz no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 18:09:15

@NBA Fanboy yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 18:09:22

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 18:26:30

@The Warden of Oz yes

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crolee 2021-09-04 18:55:35

@The Warden of Oz oh, you won then?

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 19:29:37

@crolee no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 19:30:24

@NBA Fanboy yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 19:30:32

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 19:58:17

@The Warden of Oz no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 19:58:21

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 20:57:47

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 20:57:53

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-04 22:05:16

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 00:30:17

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 00:30:57

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 00:31:02

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-05 01:12:28

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 14:36:17

@NBA Fanboy nope nope nope

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-05 14:45:29

@The Warden of Oz yes yes yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 18:13:59

@NBA Fanboy no

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NBA Fanboy 2021-09-05 19:17:12

@The Warden of Oz yes

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spinosaurus striker 2021-09-05 21:21:46

Kiss already

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 21:33:39

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-05 21:33:43

@spinosaurus striker no

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Brandon Davis 2021-09-11 12:55:48

@NBA Fanboy no

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Yko'd Productions 2021-09-12 19:06:22

@NBA Fanboy No

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Yko'd Productions 2021-09-12 20:11:22

@NBA Fanboy Do you get sleep at night? Is this your life?

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Yko'd Productions 2021-09-12 21:11:13

@NBA Fanboy makes sense

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Seledoon Army 2021-09-29 21:55:38

Morgan is great

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Wu Zi Mu 2021-10-07 20:03:36

@The Warden of Oz possibly

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-08 02:56:03

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-08 21:11:30

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-09 06:00:33

@NBA Fanboy no

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ThanosCube85 2021-10-12 03:09:50

@The Warden of Oz I agree with NBA fanboy, yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-12 10:21:53

@NBA Fanboy no

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ThanosCube85 2021-10-12 11:16:29

@The Warden of Oz this guy just used a dead word 💀

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ThanosCube85 2021-10-12 19:02:10

@The Warden of Oz mad

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Quenteb Archive e outras coisa assim 2021-10-14 21:09:58

This comment has the best responses in the entierty of YouTube

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-14 21:21:49

@Quenteb Archive e outras coisa assim no

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Quenteb Archive e outras coisa assim 2021-10-15 00:33:29

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-15 00:46:18

@Quenteb Archive e outras coisa assim no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-03 11:12:13

@NBA Fanboy no

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-03 11:43:03

@NBA Fanboy no

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MEME REkT 2021-11-06 05:57:27

Meet him in his own blues club

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-06 14:15:01

@NBA Fanboy no

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Quindale Dingle 2021-11-08 12:05:06

@NBA Fanboy no

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Quindale Dingle 2021-11-09 13:57:48

@NBA Fanboy no

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Quindale Dingle 2021-11-10 04:55:07

@NBA Fanboy no

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Mingebag 2.0 2021-11-16 15:39:31

@NBA Fanboy yes

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Birdo 2021-11-26 20:29:34

@The Warden of Oz i respect your no's and declare you the winner.

N O

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-26 21:06:31

@Birdo no

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RollrCoastrBacon 27 2021-11-27 11:58:49

The only Hollywood celebrity with the solution to racial discrimination in society

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RollrCoastrBacon 27 2021-11-27 12:46:08

@The Warden of Oz that’s a completely bad faith interpretation of “stop talking about it” you just gave there. Obviously race exists, people can believe it objectively exists and they can address the problem of racism whenever it is present. How does that come off as believing race to be a subjective construct?

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-27 14:28:33

@RollrCoastrBacon 27 that wasn't an interpretation of Morgan's statement at all. Morgan's method involves ignoring it/pretending it isn't a thing that should be addressed while so many do the exact opposite based on how they were taught. I know it's a thing; trouble is, it's simply bad logic. It is an ancient divide and conquer tactic. The only real method against it is to call a spade a spade: true biologically different races do not exist, except in fantasy like LotR and DnD and Warcraft. And ironically, even in those, the humans are always their own race. There is only one race, the human race. Otherwise, race itself is an absolute joke in reality that arrogant humans on every side of the fence push for. They like inwardly to root for their team, when technically everyone is an image bearer with a standard template and skeletal structure and genetic code that hardly deviates save for aesthetics.

Race = racism. It's bad logic, and everyone who puts their hat in it (most humans) are going to be terribly dissapointed with the garbage ideology that only divided themselves from the beginning.

So that said, I'd love to reach a point where everyone could shut the fuck up about it. But that won't happen until they accept that being a respecter of persons is like trying to befriend a many headed hydra with a sword. It will never happen when you've already divvied up everyone from the get-go and given the hydra a myriad of regenerated heads while pretending to have successfully cut them off.

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RollrCoastrBacon 27 2021-11-27 20:02:03

@The Warden of Oz I can agree on most of that. However, even if Freeman was off-base with the solution to end racism to be by to ignore race as a concept, even if it seems impossible and incompatible with the nitty-gritty of the functions of human society, it may as well be adopted by everyone over the extremely toxic and racist societal norm of treating race and similar identifying traits as a means to gain hierarchal status seeing as that is exactly the apparatus that creates racism and racial segregation

I don’t think I need to tell most people that race, gender, sexuality and other surface-level stuff is given significantly more importance and attention than it is given the prejudice and oppression in most first-world institutions. At this point, the amount of attention these identities are given practically beg for something to antagonistic system so it can be given more importance and sympathy than the amount society and its institutions already give it

Sadly, the thing that resonates with me personally with Morgan Freeman’s solution to end racial discrimination is that it will never be implemented by the current 24/7/365 global megaphone of racial identity so it can’t actually be said if it will change anything

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The Warden of Oz 2021-11-27 20:09:13

@RollrCoastrBacon 27 Amazin!

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The Warden of Oz 2021-12-28 07:37:24

@NBA Fanboy no

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Trayzyn The Infinite 2022-02-13 13:30:12 (edited 2022-02-13 13:30:57 )

@The Warden of Oz I mean, "race" exists in a way like for example all africans are all kinda in the same camp. It's just that race is such a loaded overbearing term. It makes it sound like they're a way more different then they actually are. We need a word that's a step up above "ethnicity" but race is like 3 steps above that.

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Trayzyn The Infinite 2022-02-13 23:00:21

@The Warden of Oz im eating cookies youre ruining the vibe

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The Warden of Oz 2022-02-13 23:28:33

@Trayzyn The Infinite then come and do something about it. Put it to the test rather than scrolling all this way down here to waste my time.

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Trayzyn The Infinite 2022-02-14 09:41:26

@The Warden of Oz bro im not arguging with u im just saying something

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The Warden of Oz 2022-02-14 10:22:27

@Trayzyn The Infinite no

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Shmegalodon Schmuckington 2022-02-20 09:48:37

@The Warden of Oz yes

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The Warden of Oz 2022-02-20 11:45:26

@Shmegalodon Schmuckington nah Morty nah

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Irken Pony 2022-02-28 06:26:40

My god

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Brambles 2022-05-05 13:49:25 (edited 2022-05-05 13:50:00 )

@Trayzyn The Infinite bruh what does "all Africans are kinda all in the same camp" mean?

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Trayzyn The Infinite 2022-05-05 18:27:57 (edited 2022-05-05 18:28:23 )

@Brambles uhh idk bro i wrote that a while ago but i wasnt being racist when writing that

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Hiruy Abebaw 2022-05-06 19:08:30

I got news for you

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Trayzyn The Infinite 2022-05-06 19:38:03

@Hiruy Abebaw what

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Nuclear bomb 2022-05-10 01:07:36

@The Warden of Oz maybe

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Pickle Odessey 2022-05-16 17:40:43

@crolee What the hell happened to these comment responses??

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crolee 2022-05-16 17:54:26

@Pickle Odessey they fought like men

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Pickle Odessey 2022-05-16 18:08:44

@crolee I don’t understand how just saying yes and no shows that but ok

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Unknown Person 2022-06-24 20:32:21

My insanely huge respect for Morgan freeman rose as soon as I heard about the bees and his “ranch”

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TackyOptic 2021-08-28 19:57:06

He's that one guy who hangs around your friend group but can't catch the clue that nobody wants him around

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TackyOptic 2021-08-28 20:07:21

3 years later and nothing's changed lmaoo

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halfpipe hillbillies 2021-10-19 13:27:19

Bravo, EmpLemon, Bravo!

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ecoRfan 2021-10-08 00:50:45

2:04 nice use of Supertramp "Take the Long Way Home"

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Arizona 2022-04-20 03:46:19

Adam Corolla was right about Jimmy Kimmel!

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William Carpenter 2020-10-27 19:41:06

I don't think this guy likes Jimmy Kimmel

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:19:40

@Jackson West it's almost like someone of credible rapport made and uploaded a detailed informative video about him, hmmmm....almost....

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Furry Slayer 2021-01-04 23:24:13

Hold up. I just watched this video a second time. I can’t believe it you are right.

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im fine im okay 2021-01-20 12:09:48

@Furry Slayer lies

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Søren 2021-01-25 23:49:07

Eh, I don't see it.

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Dan Todd 2021-01-26 04:02:46

Perhaps this video is just one big reverse-pyschology effort...?

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Chavez Gipson 2021-01-31 05:32:01

I too don't like Jimmy Kimmel.

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im fine im okay 2021-01-31 05:33:33

@Chavez Gipson what a bold statement

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Lukinhascdk 2021-02-08 13:40:21

no way

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Fish Productions 2021-02-09 02:38:32

I've watched this video at least 5 times and I'm just now realizing this

thanks for the info, you might save people's time

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Pleasecomebackjessica,Icantaffordchildsupport. 2021-02-23 08:21:39

That’s kind of a far fetched statement don’t you think?

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Captain Soup 2021-02-28 05:20:50

Weird, I didn't get that from this video

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Chibble Johnson 2021-02-28 05:26:31

1:55

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Bram Lackman-Mincoff 2021-03-02 05:27:41

@Furry Slayer it’s implicit

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bevrosity 2021-03-02 13:47:39

lol who tf does?

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Nuclear Panan 2021-03-03 00:44:22

:O

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Vish the Fish 2021-03-03 02:23:03

Really I didn’t know

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Carson Lee 2021-03-04 06:04:12

Yes, he should stop beating around the bush, and just say it.

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Ham Ham 2021-03-06 16:12:50

Nah

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Dickmelson Lupot 2021-03-06 22:50:39

Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?

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Tyber Portoghese 2021-03-08 20:37:32

William? Well I'll be damned. Long time no see. What's your address?

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William Carpenter 2021-03-08 20:38:20

@Tyber Portoghese 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

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chefboyardee ravioli 2021-03-08 22:25:27

What makes you say that?

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Papa Pepperoni 2021-03-10 05:09:23

YOU WOT M8?!

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sunshine 💮 2021-03-13 09:35:59

And neither did I

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Leon Trotsky 2021-03-19 07:13:44

0:38

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Carlos Diaz 2021-03-21 20:45:30

I don't think this guy likes liberals.. no one likes Jimmy Kimmel

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Amogh Krishnan 2021-03-29 15:26:42

What? Oh, but how??!! I would’ve never known

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incinium z 2021-03-31 16:02:25

Ya don't say?

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Jordan Kerr 2021-04-18 22:49:38

@im fine im okay meh its an opinion, but okay

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Mista Boogeyba 2021-04-20 22:30:19

Highly probable

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So confused 2021-05-07 11:41:13

perhaps

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SilentSpades 2021-05-15 05:34:47

You sure? I don't get that feeling from this.

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BAR2 2021-05-23 02:21:50

I know this is supposed a haha funny comment, BUT COME ON! THIS JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! THIS TYPE OF JOKE HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH.

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James Green 2021-07-07 20:04:30

Who does?

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SuperCringeTeam 2021-09-29 05:18:43

Emp I know you read your comments so thanks for being the one of the only people on the internet who speak the truth. Your rant about racism has aged so fucking well

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HRM PUG 2021-09-27 12:12:46

Quick tip (which can actually come in useful if you are arguing with someone who does this) North Korea is not fascist, I won’t blame you as you clearly don’t have a grand vested interest in the subject, and fascism has become a bit of a buzzword. However, Fascism does not actually mean country lead by authoritarian boogeymen. North Korea is communist (unless you believe that it isn’t “true communism” but at that point I’m going to start being a bit less polite) and believe me when I say they would not appreciate being called Fascist whatsoever.

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Arkaye Ch. 2021-11-27 17:09:15

Holy shit I thought it was a joke in the comments but I actually can't tell Kimmel and Fallon apart. I still can't believe they're different people after looking up Fallon's face.

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John Baldwell 2021-10-20 19:58:00

Kobe joke aged like he did

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Chris Heyl 2021-03-08 04:08:27 (edited 2021-03-08 04:13:13 )

2 years later, nothing has changed and it’s only gotten worse and I have never heard a person I could agree with more.

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-06-13 20:37:41

seems like things are getting racist-er?

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-07-21 23:14:46

@Kurt no.

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Kurt 2021-07-21 23:22:22

@Ameera Abubakr Oh, yes it is. Prove me wrong.

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-07-22 00:09:38

@Kurt prove to me how it is? Do white people get discriminated against for their features? I genuinely do not believe a white person has gone through half of the stuff I've experienced in America but go ahead and explain.

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Kurt 2021-07-22 00:20:38

@Ameera Abubakr Yeah, we do. YOU should prove how easy it is to be white. Because I've lost jobs due to "diversity quotas", to start with.

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dandini0698 2021-07-23 11:27:33

@Ameera Abubakr if someone is hiring or not hiring based on race, that is racism by definition. Its not racism only when you get the short end of the stick. Without diversity quotas, companies try to hire the best possible person for the job for the least amount of money they possibly can.

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-07-27 06:31:22

also I'm not saying,it's not racism if it's not me,I'm saying it's not racism. Usually there is some sort of history or background behind racism or any other kind of bigotry... And yeah racism is an ideology and an opinion,and there are probably a small amount of people that genuinely hate white people-but corporations? No,corporations push an agenda to stay in power and make more money. Their interest is not in "oppressing white people",they are trying to pander to people of color because now it's not cool to be racist. Think about,blackface,there was a market in making fun of black people...now there isn't,or at least not as obvious. As brands like unilever for example,push skin bleaching creams in places like India and Nigeria it seems like people want to be white,not the other way around. There are 100+ countries in this world and its easier to name ones britian hasn't colonized,I mean seriously,this goes on and on...and I could keep going on. can you say the same for racism against white people? white people ruined communities,countries,lives,heritages and cultures. but some how,someway,white people are oppressed and are facing race issues in America,get your head out if your ass and look at the bigger picture. this is a much bigger,deeper problem than whatever the hell you think this is. and this is not "a class war dressed as a race issue" it can be both,and for once can it not be red versus blue? this isn't about,white people today,and shitting on white people,i don't mind them...but a lot of them are ignorant and aren't seeing the bigger picture. i can't see it the way y'all see it because i'm not white,and knowing the things i know about racism,colorism,colonialism,I just don't believe this,it sounds really ignorant and then my own lived experiences,hearing this pisses me off. i'm just being honest.
You don't have to agree with me,it's just how I think.

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Ameera Abubakr 2021-08-02 18:52:09

@Jeff Walters Who ever brought up critical race theory?

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Birdo 2021-08-25 17:43:13 (edited 2021-08-25 17:45:03 )

@Drew P. Weiner "a class problem disguised as a race problem" is how my UK partner described it to me early on when we started talking. Over there they had a big government initiative to look into systemic racism, and all they found was class problems (with poor white kids doing among the worst of any group by far). The UK is interesting because they speak about and recognize class issues much more than we do in North America. I think we face a very similar situation to that government report, if I'm honest (that is NOT to say that racism doesn't exist, as that's very different than systemic racism). We could at least learn from their example and discuss class issues much more than we currently do.

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Alliwantosee Itcseewratb 2022-02-07 04:30:20

These shows are just gov propaganda

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Will Reynolds 2021-08-31 21:25:06

Lol this aged terribly and very well at the same time

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MK Deltra 2021-08-24 08:32:28

This is the preachiest anti preachy video i ever seen

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A Lil' Mighty Hero 2022-03-30 13:58:07

Brilliant
Sidenote : His sister did Not steal the show

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Certified Schizophrenic 2019-02-05 20:06:46

You are the type of person I love, sure your opinion is different, but I can respect the fact that you have the brain cells to look up and research topics.

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Carnival Clown 2019-03-10 06:22:59

Good guy

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Pixxilutia 2019-04-01 18:58:00

he literally has the same opinion as most people on the internet

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Chernobyl Hobo 2021-11-06 02:30:04 (edited 2022-01-06 15:22:27 )

I have mixed opinions on this video. While you did a really good job of explaining the various reasons why Kimmel and why so many other late night hosts are insufferable I feel you really understated the importance of a lot of social issues.

Statistically plenty of people who commit sexual assault will never be imprisoned whether they're from Hollywood or not with victim's often being pressured by the courts to drop cases so they don't have to deal with them. Yeah Hollywood bred an especially toxic environment on that front, but to act like it's only really an issue there is ignoring the larger problem.

Racial issues didn't just stop with the civil rights movement. The war on drugs which you mention in this video aggressively targeted black communities resulting in mass incarceration and the further poverty and crime issues that plague many black communities. Plenty of people in this country are still racist even if it isn't quite as open and ingrained as it used to be. Obama getting elected didn't automatically prove racism is dead. Also acknowledging obvious things like "Police will be much more likely to arrest someone over minor offenses if they're black." doesn't mean that nobody who is white is disadvantaged just that in different areas (especially those involving police and prison) white people have advantages over black people.


Also I think your statement on American education is misguided. Yes there are organizational issues with how we structure our education (like our obsession with standardized testing) that go beyond budgetary problems, but it feels like you present the spending on the American education system as bloated even though America ranks 66th worldwide when it comes to percent of GDP spent on the education system. In reality we absolutely should be spending more money on things like improving inner city schools that are massively underfunded and giving teachers better pay.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of your opinions on these things have changed. This was made 3 and a half years ago and to be honest I probably shared a lot of similar thoughts back then.

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3fda last 2021-11-07 18:16:32

i was literally looking for a comment about this

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Ms Starlight 893 2021-11-08 03:50:57

Thank you for this comment because honestly the last part about “liberals” was cringe and uncalled for

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Milan David 2021-11-08 17:07:58

I'm not very knowlegable on these topics, since I'm not from the United States, but to me it seemed like Emp wasn't trying to make a political argument, rather he argued that these topics can't and shouldn't be talked about in simplified, black-and-white terms, the way Jimmy (and most people) do.

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modernmalls 2022-02-17 22:29:38

yeah i was also kinda surprised he lumped john oliver in with a lot of these other tv hosts because like him or not, his show is definitely more than just saying “trump bad” like jimmy. you can definitely tell this is an older video lol

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George Liquor 2022-04-08 23:16:24

@Ms Starlight 893 He literally said that Liberals are actually better in society when they aren't being stupid. He also said that he dislikes Trump too. So IDK what you are going on about.

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aquaz_18 2021-08-31 00:07:58

The world would be a lot better nowadays if more people would’ve watched this

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stvys 2022-04-30 05:06:21

lol how old was emp when this came out? dude sounds heaps different here imo, maybe is just the super whinging though

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Hajilee 2022-05-02 22:41:48

Could be an older mic.

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Lolalina 2021-11-10 19:35:20

1:15 pls put a "triggerwarnung" I died laughing at this ugly picture but also almost puked because I was eating spaghetti 🍝😔😭

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JesterWDE 2018-09-20 21:38:30

"How are we going to stop racism"
"Stop talking about it"

...damn

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Permafrost 2018-09-24 01:44:35

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Morgan Freeman, the literal most savage man of all time

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Turtle Person 2018-09-28 09:03:48

That wouldnt work either but okay

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Imp Pro 2018-09-29 15:40:07

@Turtle Person Yes it would though. If the media would stop giving racism so much attention then it wouldn't be as big of a deal.

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Crash Bandicoot 2018-09-30 01:41:22

@Imp Pro but it would still be as big of a problem

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PhancyEats 2018-09-30 13:31:09

Melese Ghetahun {ImpPro} it’s a good plan in paper, but the execution would be impossible, people would continue to talk about it either because there would be some instances or just because it’s taboo to talk about it

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Imp Pro 2018-10-01 00:23:10

@Crash Bandicoot It would still be a problem yes, but not as big as its presented to be.

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Butiti 2018-10-03 01:29:55

How are we going to end all wars and achieve Global Peace?

"Stop fighting and or funding them".

Dam

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Cathal Riley 2018-10-07 05:07:16

It's true.

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Astorythatis 2018-10-17 14:03:27

racism, he who smelt it dealt it? you don't solve problems by ignoring them

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Controle Quebrado 2018-10-18 22:12:43

at least you aren't in Brasil

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Augustus Gloop 2018-10-23 00:59:21

@Imp Pro That's just sweeping it under the rug, not a solution.

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Augustus Gloop 2018-10-23 21:26:40

@G Buz Racism happens all over the world. So just because it worked in your high school doesn't mean it will work everywhere all the time.

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Augustus Gloop 2018-10-23 21:59:36

@G Buz I think you're the one who's joking. Racism is still going on. even systematically. Which you claim is not the case.

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Heal Drop 2018-10-24 22:34:01

Augustus Gloop because we keep bringing it up? If we literally never talked about any difference between people with different coloured skin, many less people would have the idea to discriminate against them because of it in the first place. Some might come up with the idea that having a different skin colour somehow makes you inferior, but they would be as ostracized if not more then flat earthers; it makes no sense.

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Marchitect 2018-10-24 22:58:57

This is what people who haven’t learned beyond high school how to fix any social issue

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HIPPY LOCO 2018-10-25 22:24:37

Not talking about things has been proven not to be healthy, not good for your psyche, it's not good for your health it's not good to bottle things in and not talk about it I'm not saying complain about it I'm saying talk about it and come up with a solution

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ComiXProvider FTW_02 2018-10-26 07:28:26

If only that was so easy

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tg72201 2018-10-26 21:17:34

Is that supposed to sound wise?

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Jaden Van Hess 2018-10-27 15:06:25

What made it even funnier is that an old black man who was alive during Jim Crow said that to a White dude.

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GatoGelato00 2018-10-27 22:03:01

Do you actually believe racism exists solely because people talk about it? Not because, idk, people are racist?

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Augustus Gloop 2018-10-28 23:33:39 (edited 2018-10-28 23:33:52 )

@Heal Drop Well the media started reporting on racism because it happened first, and people had the idea to discriminate way before the media reported it.

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Augustus Gloop 2018-10-28 23:35:07 (edited 2018-10-28 23:36:05 )

@doubleOT Exactly, reporting on trivial stuff like that is making the situation worse.

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Generic Fabric refresher 2018-10-30 17:17:26

Uhhhhhhh yeah sure dude😂

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Jurra 2018-11-02 10:40:45

@G Buz how does it stop it? Just because you don't talk about it don't mean people still won't act racist lol
Hella flawed logic right there

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VoLT4ge 2018-11-02 14:56:21

stop teaching about it and stop teaching about slavery and stuff like that

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Mario Man 85 2021-09-10 11:10:44

Jimmy Kimmel is FAR from my favorite TV Show host, but I will bring up his back to the future segment from October 21, 2015, that is the only cool thing he’s done.

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Mario Man 85 2021-09-10 11:12:01

Also Conan is my favorite, no question…

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piperian396 2021-09-16 10:05:07

Some of his characters on Crank Yankers were funny. But rewatching the Man Show it’s pretty obvious he’s a very mean guy.

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𝓃𝓊𝟷𝓍 2021-12-30 06:48:11

What if...
The TOP charts of popular things are really not popular, but portrayed as ?
What if top songs are just decreed by corporate committee and noone actually votes for them, we are just told we vote ?
What if ?
Just to form popular opinion, that is, to further mold the masses how THEY want ?

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Abbey Bradley 2021-12-31 22:51:08

Bingo

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Linus Zarrouk 2021-08-30 15:25:08

Did this video get demonitized because of the Hollywood sign in the background

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Tycho Brahe 2018-04-08 10:42:43

This video should seriously go viral, especially the weird old clips of Kimmel.

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Kringy Kontent Kreators 2018-04-09 00:13:13

Tycho Brahe I think those already went viral but yeah I agree.

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Niklev 2022-03-08 03:32:11

This video rings true over 3 years later

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c c 2022-02-25 07:53:47

Thank you, I thought it was just me that can’t stand this twerp

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Nada Gain Again 2022-04-10 07:47:21

I loved the man show. Jimmy is a disgrace and should be ashamed of himself

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A Banana 2022-04-29 07:11:21

What is "the man show"? Sounds kinky.

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Ace Krankton 2022-04-03 05:45:10

That Kobe talk didn’t age well

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Lucien Lachance 2022-04-12 19:15:12

A lot of people still dunked on him for the rape allegations after his death. But yea, whether or not the allegations are true, it's still in poor taste because it's tragic that other people were involved in the accident

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Bread Milk 2018-04-07 23:31:32 (edited 2018-04-07 23:31:43 )

We should give emp his own talk show

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aceman0000099 2018-04-08 12:49:16

That wouldn't work either

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White_sama 2018-04-08 16:21:29

Totally. I'd watch it every day.

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aceman0000099 2018-04-08 18:08:30

If he had to come up with this shit daily it would be extremely watered down or he would burn out

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Theroux 2018-09-04 06:38:13

Let's just forget "Talk Shows" as a concept, they simply aren't working now.

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CarGnome 2018-10-23 09:18:35

@OK K
Just like how you insert your political bias into every comment thread on this video.

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CarGnome 2018-10-23 09:56:39

@OK K
Don't flatter yourself into thinking I went out of my way to look for every single time you commented.
My point is that you left a politically biased comment in every thread on this video. Then, hypocritically, you mocked the idea of Emp Lemon putting his political bias into a hypothetical talk show.
I've spent quite some time reading funny or otherwise interesting comments on this video, only to be forced to come across your comments over and over.
To be honest, I got pretty annoyed by how many times you've tried to insert your own political opinions into everything, so I made a comment to mock you about it. Amazingly, you replied in seven minutes.
It's funny how you can't see how hypocritical you are, being biased while calling out someone for being biased, when they call someone out for being biased.
Next, someone is going to call me out for being biased, and this cycle will continue forever, eventually getting us nowhere.
Also, Emp wasn't putting himself above Jimmy at all. If anything, I think he did a great job of being neutral through most of the video.
Can the same be said for Jimmy Kimmel?
Can the same be said for you?

So, to answer your question: Yes. It is a joke. Most YouTube comments are jokes. I guess I have to spell that out for you since you took it so seriously.
Maybe you should take things more lightly, especially if they're coming from strangers on the internet.
Sincerely,
A Stranger on the Internet

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Fi Duong 2019-01-07 19:51:10

Pew news anchor

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Jace 2022-05-21 00:27:27

Where did the funny jokes guy come from 😂 perfect reaction

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Crow 2021-10-11 05:23:08 (edited 2021-10-11 05:25:36 )

We're on very different political sides. I can agree with a lot of your points regardless, just like anyone can.

Watching this now, it definitely feels dated. "SJW" is an out of style term for sure.
Definitely didn't lead to peace lol, Trump did a lot of internal damage to our country...coming from someone who loves this country.

Happening again nonetheless, too bipartisan after that election, without a doubt.

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hppvitor 2021-10-12 05:06:30

Why is SJW an out of style term? How do you suggest we refer to people like you instead?

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Crow 2021-10-12 05:10:35 (edited 2021-10-12 05:11:03 )

@hppvitor What do you mean? I don't believe in censorship or restriction, people can say what they want. Offensive, hurtful, whatever. I don't care.

I can say an extremely divided country is not a healthy one tho..that's just fact.

(To the original question though it really slowed down in late 2018/early 2019.)

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JETZcorp 2021-12-08 01:13:53

I was having a really turbo atomic bad day, but your use of the Pokemon music in this video made everything better.

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DimeTheDude 2022-05-13 20:37:25

He use to be good on the man show

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Vector 2021-03-04 04:30:49

"Don't vote for someone if you don't like them"
"Your views are crazy"

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Extremelightning 2021-08-01 09:36:28

Audience:Laughs*

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Drew Stephens 2022-05-29 15:02:51

I don't question Kimmel's existence, but I question the people who keep Kimmel employed. I forget if Reagan said it or some other actor, but they'd said something like "Hollywood is filled with commies" or "Russki Commies."

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AndreasNV 2022-01-24 21:34:26

It's weird how these unfunny late night hosts are even able to compete with Colbert, who is the only one to ever get close to Letterman. Like why are they on t. v.? They're obviously not as good as Colbert.

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Amina Kamran 2022-02-05 03:02:10

Awesome video! Side note, your voice sounds very similar to Ethan’s (h3h3).

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Mitch McCauley 2022-03-04 00:37:21

It’s really refreshing to see a political centrist

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A Youtubes Account 2022-03-22 02:31:23

not a true centrist; libertarian center.

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MilGrade 2018-04-08 12:26:06

Jimmy Kimmel is that one guy at school that tries to be funny but ends up being Cringeworthy

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MachoManAlex YT 2018-04-09 04:00:08

Dong Rustler thats why he always has lunch in the special ed room

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Ryan Benson 2021-09-10 02:34:31

09:09 i see what you did there. Lol

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Lou Spowels 2022-01-28 21:11:51

everything not related to Jimmy Kimmel in this video has aged like fucking milk.

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[REDACTED] 2021-08-27 20:38:32

Jimmy Kimmel and others like him are the reason why I don't vote.

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DONALD TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸 2021-11-27 10:04:07

i love trump! although i don’t mind if people don’t like trump unless if it’s for a stupid reason. however jimmy is someone who doesn’t even care about the celebrity anymore just care about the attention and the money.
should do another job instead lmao.

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Mikhail Mcmorrow 2018-04-07 23:11:29

Jimmy Kimmel, more like Jimmy (Laugh track followed by Jimmy slamming his hand onto the desk) Kimmel (Jimmy dies from a stroke due to laughing)

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Minstorm 2018-04-08 01:38:59

No you're thinking of Fallon

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Howdy 2018-04-08 03:11:26

That's the wrong Jimmy

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Grimosaur 2018-04-08 10:11:49

Reminded me of when Eric Andre interviewed Jimmy kimmell and told him to make a joke, then just pretended to laugh hysterically and smashed his desk up.

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M C_ 2018-04-08 10:48:07

(inb4 liberals claim his heart was hacked by putin and trump)

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Michael Vessel 2018-04-21 20:56:23

Uh, wrong Jimmy. You’re thinking of the actually kind of talented one.

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DustyO'Rusty 2018-04-22 12:57:04

Don't compare Fallon to this garbage.

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laslalal 2018-07-22 02:26:02

So you can still make jokes

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Oliver Hann 2018-10-10 18:12:27

That’s the wrong jimmy

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BK myland 2018-10-22 23:17:33

Jimmy Kimmel is great if you can't sleep, just watch for 2 mins, yawn. works every time, even if I don't intend to go to sleep I may be in the kitchen and hear that drone robot monotone voice, I instantly go on "ignore this idiot" mode. This poor excuse for a "comedian" can't even fool us with his Fake emotional tears and outrage by bringing his kid onstage to use as a Trump Hate propaganda tool. and who loosened the pickle jar for KilLIARy ? Come ON ! how low can your ratings BE !?!

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Your Sleep Paralysis Demon 2022-04-04 22:11:18

9:21 well it worked for him…

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B. watson 2022-04-05 15:10:37

Unfortunately

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I’m You 2021-11-07 08:13:19

10:20. Got to get on that North Korean diet and exercise routine.

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Ben Horton 2022-02-11 18:01:27

He's stage 2 Cell of our dbz universe

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KungFu Chowder 2021-10-07 12:29:54

Gentlemen. Grab your pitchforks. We're going to town.

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CreeperHostage 2018-04-09 22:47:12

This is why I love EmpLemon. He speaks the truth but people don’t listen because they know that Lemon is the real deal who challenges people with facts and legitimate reasoning instead of bullshit nonsense.

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TheDoctor64 2018-04-15 08:02:59

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand EmpLemon The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Emp’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about SOCIETY. As a consequence people who dislike EmpLemon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Emp’s existential catchphrase “DOWNWARDSPIRALDOWNWARDSPIRAL,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Trent Reznor’s Metal epic of the same name. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as EmpLemon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a EmpLemon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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Noah Rodrigues 2018-04-20 00:55:48

I subscribed back In his ytp days

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_ K I S H K E N _ 2018-04-22 11:00:48

CreeperHostage but the thing is that he is a bit biased

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Zephroze 2018-04-24 23:38:25

No human is completely objective

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CreeperHostage 2018-04-24 23:43:01

_ K I S H K E N _ I see the point that you’re making, and I 100% agree with what your saying. But everyone is crazy over the people that they look up to. For example, if I said “Fuck Jake Paul”, there would be people who would argue against me because they can’t take criticism.

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Naraka 2021-09-10 14:21:10

9:11 I see what you did there

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GraybeardGamer 2021-12-13 14:47:20

Just found you.there goes my week. I’m hooked 👊👊👊👊🙏🙏🙏🙏😆❤️❤️❤️❤️

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paige gibson 2021-11-07 06:47:01

omg i didnt even realise that was jimmy doing blackface i thought it was just some basketball player i havent heard of. yikes

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Atticus John 2021-12-03 14:11:53

Didnt know about the koby scandal lol if u good at something u can get away with anything even in the grave

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black pilled 2018-11-02 18:22:37

Content cop: Jimmy Kimmel live

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härjaren 2018-11-11 21:38:31

Dew it

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Slovenian Mapping 2018-11-17 15:47:13

What we do here is go back

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Peter Sanchez 2018-11-21 00:39:14

Yeah let’s pit one whiny edgelord against another whiny edgelord.

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Druox_ 2018-12-21 04:44:04

Yes

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Jackson the Meme Warrior 2018-12-27 19:05:05

YES.

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Pro Potato 2019-01-01 23:51:49

10/10

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Panakid YT 2019-01-13 17:02:16

Content Cop didn't exist back in 2013 lol

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twown 2022-04-28 09:05:48

I've been watching this channel pretty hard for about two weeks now, and it took a suspiciously long time for this particular video to come up in my feed.

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LongHardLee 2021-11-14 01:57:43

I really thought this was going to a Kimmel like video bashing trump and republicans, I appreciate that it wasn't. I fucking died at the comparison of California to North Korea at 10:10, 3 years later and it's gotten so much worse!

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Duke of Something 2021-12-02 04:39:17

You are correct but there’s a shit ton of copium in this vid

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Boofi Man 2022-03-20 14:03:18

Jimmy Kimmel is the comedian Duckman warned us about

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Clay Miller 2020-04-04 03:25:33 (edited 2020-04-07 17:39:22 )

Roseanne: "just chill out and take responsibility for making this government work instead of throwing blame around when you arent willing to lift a finger to make the world better"

Jimmy Kimmel: "That's insane! You're insane! Orange man bad!!"

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the Squid Sisters SFM 2021-08-30 00:23:29

In german his name becomes a very different meaning

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Kevin 2021-12-17 06:09:18

It's sad that he was decent on The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. Not amazing, but not whatever he is now. Well, I guess what he is now is proof that no good writers still work for network television.

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Dragonfury3000 2021-10-24 06:37:19 (edited 2021-10-24 06:39:12 )

Ricky Gervais speech at the goldenglobes said it all

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Michael Schuster 2022-03-23 10:02:32

All these shows have sucked since letterman (and Carson) retired. Conan had his moments too. For the first 23 minutes here tho, every political statement you mentioned was super oversimplified and ultimately misunderstood. Most people are dumb, liberal or conservative, but if u get your information from the journalist outlets that win all the awards, you'll be good 👍

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NationOfOranges696 2018-04-08 03:07:40

This is why I stay away from the politics and entertainment we have now.

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Aaron_ExE 2018-04-08 20:17:12

same here

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WilliamHungVEVO 2018-04-08 21:40:09 (edited 2018-04-09 00:35:51 )

Western entertainment never interested me anyways, not missing out much, not from this decade at least. I'll stick with my gay weeb shit thank you very much :3

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vistagunner 2018-04-08 22:07:22

Cuz it encourages degeneracy.

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FIM-43 Redeye 2018-04-09 00:19:17

Seconded.
Nice videos, by the way.

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gorka Austin 2018-04-09 04:11:29 (edited 2018-04-21 22:29:38 )

NationOfOranges696

I mostly stay away because I don't really care much about TV Shows or Late night shows (Except for John Oliver because he's actually educational and talks about real problems in America and the world), the media I consume the most is Music, but even that has been plagued by dumb shit like this.

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Don’t troll On Me 2018-04-09 19:26:22

Nationoforanges696 you are smart

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CoyDog790 2018-04-09 20:31:53 (edited 2018-04-09 20:32:12 )

I’ll sick with my old and new DVD’s

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GasmaskAvenger 2018-05-18 08:46:56

Jay Bee nah because years of using ritalin to solve all kid problems and other stupid shit is catching up to everyone.

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Chad Wolf 2021-08-30 17:28:35

he's not funny at all. i think he went into politics on his show because he realized he didn't have the talent for comedy.

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Ярослав Ковальчук 2021-11-07 22:54:12

Great video, until you start talking about foreign policy

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benD'anon fawkes 2021-12-09 11:15:25

Every murderer drinks water so we should just ban water.
The irony is that it would actually work.

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John Barker 2022-03-21 15:40:03 (edited 2022-03-21 15:40:21 )

I was never a fan of trump but yeah the constant bashing of him was and Willa slash be annoying and dumb who cares what people think politically he’ll I went through my phase of being “political” thank god now I’m at the point where both sides are flawed and politics as a whole are a mess and Jimmy Kimmmell never was or will be funny same with Amy schemer for another example
Love the quality videos EmpLemom

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Tears in Rain 2019-08-08 16:31:28

I love how the year he doesn't host the Oscars, the ratings substantially grew

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Stix N' Stones 2020-01-11 09:21:10

I'm sure their a lot higher with this year's host...

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The Value Collab 2022-06-01 14:56:43

This aged like fine wine

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Sharpie 2021-12-25 19:59:30

3 years late but still true and still a great video

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buddy boy 2021-09-02 16:17:15

That Seinfeld remix though

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Stanisław Adamowicz 2022-01-11 17:06:09

17:10 what the literal fuck

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Pyrite Foolsward 2021-01-07 02:03:24

This video has aged to perfection.

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SushiJaguar 2021-01-11 11:59:12

Some of these comments are priceless, too.

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Dominic Stocker 2021-02-03 01:14:35

I don't think so

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Pichu Flash 2021-02-09 00:06:40

It will continue to be true until society collapses. The toxic culture persists, and with Mr. Potatohead in office it isn't slowing down. Frustrating as hell to hear calls for "unity" after Trump wasn't given 1 second of peace and cooperation.

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Víctor Muñoz 2021-02-09 00:47:03

Indeed

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132 Gaming 2021-02-09 23:58:42

like fine wine

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BeeBwakka 2021-02-11 16:11:28

@Pichu Flash why would we cooperate with a racist authoritarian??? it’s not a matter of petty politics, it’s literally someone we couldn’t risk abusing his power

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BeeBwakka 2021-02-11 19:20:19

@Pichu Flash bro he told people to attack the capitol and they did it in his name, what more would he have to do?

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Pichu Flash 2021-02-11 19:34:26

@BeeBwakka Are you arguing that Trump incited violence or are you arguing that Trump is a racist authoritarian? To be objectively, totally honest, Trump did incite the violence. He strung along people for months on end with false hope, and the anger boiled over when the reality set in. Trump knew that Pence didn't have the authority to simply disregard ballots from the contested states, but he kept everyones' hopes up anyway. Trump didn't say "go riot," but he incited the violence nonetheless by keeping people angry even when there was no hope. So yeah, Trump is guilty of that. But that doesn't make him a racist authoritarian, make the argument for that point if you care to prove it.

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BeeBwakka 2021-02-11 23:28:14

@Pichu Flash wait so are you suggesting that we should have sit around and trust that he wouldn’t do everything he claimed he wanted to?

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Pichu Flash 2021-02-12 03:04:44

@BeeBwakka Never said he'd strip the rights from minorities. Building a wall to stop drugs from Mexico is a totally fine policy. In the case of the Middle East, not wanting to let in people from a part of the world which we've bombed for decades seems totally reasonable to me. It's not like they'd carry animosity or anything, right? It's not like we were having at least 1 major islamic terror attacks per month when Obama was president, right? It's not like the europeans have been dealing with the same exact thing, right? Anyway, Trump was in office for 4 years, he never tried to pursue anything that would hurt minorities. The president has the right to create travel bans. The president has the right to maintain the country's sovereignty and safety by building a wall at the Mexican border. Are human trafficking and drugs good?

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Julian Hasslehoff 2021-02-19 06:17:23

It's a wonder he has a show still

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piggy1899 2021-02-19 15:50:54

@Pichu Flash Yeah as a Mexican I didn't mind and can see why he did it, just sad to see how fucked up México has become

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A Random Person 2021-03-01 00:37:51

@BeeBwakka there isn’t a point in talking to you is there?

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vitamin water 2021-03-01 14:16:41

@Pichu Flash lmfao ok bro

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jucom 2021-03-02 22:35:01

@Pichu Flash i just love how he keeps talking about ignorance while keeping details, or even straight up facts out of the argument. Trump litterally encouraged the Capitol raids, and refused to even acknowledge they were going on nor do anything about it until he got held accountable. Trump might have been treated more unfairly than he deserved the last 4 years, but the last 2 months he would've litterally be senteced to death row if he wasn't a billionaire and the president at the time. And now he's probably gonna not even be prevented from ever holding a government position again, because of his corrupt party. This guy shouldn't be let of the hook, this is like saying H!tler wasn't a bad man, because he wasn't on the battlefield.

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Pichu Flash 2021-03-03 05:26:39

@jucom I acknowledged that he incited the riots by riling people up for months after the election was over. I thought I was being pretty fair to be honest. The Hitler comparisons though and the fascist authoritarian comments are not fair to him, it is just an indicator of 'orange man bad' syndrome. I don't want Trump to run again, his time has passed and I want somebody who can articulate themselves better. Trump had good policies but he talked stupid all the time. I'm trying to look at things objectively, I haven't been pretending Trump is a greek god.

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jucom 2021-03-03 07:33:55

@Hi Darling the thing about biden is that he is a normal politician that does anything to be reelected, and in 2021 that means being not a PoS

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jucom 2021-03-03 07:36:38

@Pichu Flash sorry, you facts were mostly genuine (although maybe a bit biased), i just read @elliot 's comment, and he is straight up denying the instigating insurrection.

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HotDogFingerz 2021-03-04 03:05:08

@Pichu Flash I'm not a Trump supporter at all, and I did vote for Biden, but you are completely right.

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Crazymota 2021-03-04 18:54:46

@BeeBwakka you can't argue with brainwashed people, sorry man

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TJ Beaujon 2021-03-06 03:56:42

Especially the Kobe part

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Gentlemen's club holy edition 2021-03-06 10:02:31

Not to perfection but yeah it actually has aged to perfection. (And yes I know your being sarcastic, but I don't care)

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Dominic Stocker 2021-03-07 12:32:31

@Slllyy you don’t even know me

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woodyyyyyy 2021-03-08 06:57:12

Except the Kobe part....





Rip

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Brad Adult 2021-03-08 12:23:08

It's only been close to 2 and a half years pal.

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Dominic Stocker 2021-03-08 15:47:53

@Slllyy I don’t think so

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Hi Darling 2021-03-08 17:28:31

@jucom No, it means not being even remotely edgy or memorable. When you have legit BLM supporting geniuses like Crank Lucas making skits about how people are too sensitive these days.... yeah, that's kind of insane and proves that people are way too sensitive these days.

Also, Biden not being a "PoS" is highly debatable, he's just not nearly as aggressively up-front about it.

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JJ DiBiase 2021-03-08 17:33:08

Agreed.

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Wtwarrior 2021-03-08 18:49:16

Just like fine wine

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Dominic Stocker 2021-03-08 18:51:00

@Slllyy Not agreeing with you doesn’t make me „brainwashed“ and „fucking stupid“

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Farhan Chowdhury 2021-03-09 07:38:15

@Pichu Flash brah, the last president convinced millions of people that he's still the legal president right now. That's a authorarian power move.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 09:01:44

@Farhan Chowdhury source: trust me bro

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Artherius 2021-03-09 13:19:16

fine wine

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Farhan Chowdhury 2021-03-09 15:08:28 (edited 2021-03-09 15:10:10 )

@Slimer Magoo gas prices going up would probably have to do with the Texas power grid crisis that halted the operation of refineries in the Houston area, one of the largest sources of gasoline distribution in the country.

The only other reason gas prices could go up when you examine history is speculation of oil demand which means during economic booms, the price per barrel of oil increases due to increased demand of oil because of increased economic activity.

And the last tax bill was written in 2017. No new tax bill has been written since.

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Pichu Flash 2021-03-09 17:26:16

@Farhan Chowdhury Yeah, you're right. His conduct post-election was fucked up, in hindsight it looked like an authoritarian power move. He literally tried to convince the whole country that elections were illegitimate. If they really are, and there is truth to what he said, we need stricter laws ensuring real voting. At least he did a good job his first 3 years. Gas prices went to hell already with Sleepin' Joe.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 20:59:43

@Farhan Chowdhury Taxes dont magically work like that bro also Texas doesn’t power the entire county, gas prices have been going up since before that as well nice try tho

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 21:00:36

@Farhan Chowdhury your reasons don’t explain the magical instantaneous increase in gas prices nice try again

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 21:01:19

@Farhan Chowdhury I’m already living in Cali where you can see how affected we are by liberal policies

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 21:06:13

@Crazymota I feel sorry for you dude

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 21:08:27

@Pichu Flash You know there was evidence of fraud right just on small ass levels go look up rachael rodriguez i believe her name is who got arrested, there can be tampering with elections just not enough to actually change the outcome. Also the liberals for 4 years said Trump cheated and tried to impeach him, but hey, rules for thee not for me right?

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Pichu Flash 2021-03-09 21:18:55

@Slimer Magoo Believe me, I know about this. I followed the election fraud cases for months. I also know how unbearably hypocritical the liberals are, trust me. Preaching to the choir.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 21:31:10

@Pichu Flash fasho fasho

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Crazymota 2021-03-09 23:19:04

@Slimer Magoo I feel even more sorry for your family and friends

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 23:36:09

@Crazymota We all have great lives we dont need your sympathy but thank you kind sir 💆🏻

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Crazymota 2021-03-10 02:24:38

@Slimer Magoo but they have to be in your company

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Teaman 2021-03-12 13:36:58

@Farhan Chowdhury 🤡🤡🤡

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Farhan Chowdhury 2021-03-12 13:57:28 (edited 2021-03-12 13:58:49 )

@Slimer Magoo 1. No new tax laws have been passed since 2017. So it would be impossible for taxes to be raised. Also taxes SHOULD be raised on corporations and the wealthy.

2. Democrats didn't claim the election had fraudulent votes and was illegitimate. They claimed and rightfully claimed btw that their private correspondences were hacked and publicly distributed right before the election to influence voters and it was hacked by a foerign country. All of this is confirmed by our own intelligence agencies. The claim is that Donald Trump benefited from it and possibly desired it which we can see from private correspondences between his son Don Jr. And Russian state agents in email exchanges along with the many financial ties Trump has with Russia such as being involved in money laundering schemes tied to Deutsche Bank were he has accounts for investment loans. The bank over the past decade have been fined 130 million dollars for money laundering Russian oligarch dirty money. So no, the Democrats weren't telling Americans that the actual vote count was fraudulent.

3. Every election cycle has a couple dozen humans who vote fraudulently. The reason why it's so few is because the opportunity cost isn't worth it and it's very easy to detect and is always found. Already half the county doesn't have the will power to vote and are apathetic to voting because they think their own messily vote out of millions is worthless. So very few humans would think the opputuinity cost (5 years in prison) is worth one added vote or a few added votes out of a million. It's also extremely risky. For you to successfully fraudulently.vote you would have to make sure the identity you are stealing to vote isn't going to vote themselves therefore you would literally have to stalk them and make sure they arent going to vote or else the system will detect two attempts under one registration and then will do a simple investigation. Hence why it's almost always caught and it's always just s couple dozen and never influence elections.

Donald Trump claimed that hundreds of thousands of votes were fake with no supporting evidence and riled up a bunch of Americans to believe that an illegal usurper was about to be inaugurated and that democracy in America essentially ended. Ya telling that to millions of people who think firearms are the solution to tyranny is going to result in violence

4. Texas Gulf Coast has the most refineries for gas production in the US. So when a state wide emergency in the state occurs were the energy grid went down to half it's capacity, that effects the refineries and it's output and will increase gas prices. We've seen this time and time again when the city of Houston encounters some sort of hurricane or other catastrophe. Gas prices always shoot up after those events.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-12 20:38:46

@Farhan Chowdhury lmao why do u keep bringing up the texas shit, gas was already getting expensive before that happened 🤣

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Farhan Chowdhury 2021-03-12 22:38:58

@Slimer Magoo and gas prices can fluctuate from a natural disaster that limits the output of refineries especially if that place is god damn Gulf Coast Texas, the nation's regional leader in gas production refineries.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-13 01:34:49

@Farhan Chowdhury bro how many times have I been saying prices went up b4 the snowstorms and shit it’s like I’m talking with a brick wall

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Frederik Römer 2021-03-13 11:38:07

@Pichu Flash Meanwhile Trump doesn't accept his loss and tried AGAIN to overturn the results in Georgia. And the Republican Party isn't better either.
I agree that both sides are shit. There shouldn't be two sides. That just creates the you & them mentality.
If America had multiple parties which would have to make coalitions to have power, then politics wouldn't be black and white, but instead colorful.
I hate both parties. This means if I vote for someone, I don't look at the party, I look at them and how they act.

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Blakenator9872 2021-03-13 15:19:09

Can I have some cheese with that fine wine?

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GrandMaster Bruh 2021-03-13 21:28:41

Well at least there’s one thing everyone can agree on, Trump really went off the deep end on his last month, low-key reminds me of Kayne West.

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-14 00:27:49

@GrandMaster Bruh Orange Man Bad, Democrats good amirite

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jimbles mcbimbles! 2021-03-14 02:32:54

Cope and seethe

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The Man 2021-03-14 04:36:41

These replys are stupid so I'm just gonna drop a time stamp and leave
13:02

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Mike Johnson 2021-03-14 12:42:56

... Pyrite said, dripping with sarcasm.

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bandit the ONE 2021-03-14 16:41:31

@Pichu Flash @BeeBwakka (I don't know if youtube comments like this but whatever)
This is the reason for some of the divide. Insults and bashing won't get anywhere. If we just put aside differences and stop trying to overpower others america could better.

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HMz83 2021-03-15 07:11:51

Not really. I stand by some of Emp’s remarks on here, but now that the capitol has been raided, it’s hard to defend Trump at all, let alone the “high IQ” of the right.

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16thnote Gaming 2021-03-17 05:18:01

The replies are just... mayhem.

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Mr. Berries 2021-03-18 05:50:34

what are you talking about, it aged like shit

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typo 2021-03-19 21:37:05

And it’s only gotten worse

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onemanarmy2 electric boogaloo 2021-03-22 05:33:30

Aged like fine wine especially with rise of left wing youtubers like vaush

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navv 2021-04-08 23:42:32

It has aged ok, I always comeback to it though

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MrSisterFister 2021-04-10 14:57:27

@Farhan Chowdhury You're forgetting that elections were conducted largely by mail this election. I don't believe stolen votes would be enough to have such a large impact, but definitely some impact. Given how many stolen ballots were found, who knows how many went up in smoke. I saw videos of people burning ballots, but it's impossible to tell whether it's a larp or genuine leftoid behavior

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Farhan Chowdhury 2021-04-10 18:18:43 (edited 2021-04-11 14:08:54 )

@MrSisterFister you saw video of people burning ballots....

And I bet my left nut that you had zero intellectual curiosity to follow up on the video to see the context because it already fit your preconcieved narrative.

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CAR MAN 2021-04-12 07:15:57

yes yes it has

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Parker Teasley 2021-04-14 08:50:30

@Pichu Flash lol Georgia tried to help straighten elections up after polls showed that most people felt the election was not handled super well. New bill was put in that required ID to vote and some other small stuff like not giving away stuff at the elections because it can manipulate voters but apparently that’s super bad to the point MLB moved the all star game from georgia

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Malik Shakur 2021-04-15 07:33:20

@Pichu Flash hes authoritarian, and he was sued by the department of justice because he refused to rent to black tenants. literally Jim Crow housing policy. but whatever guess im just a hysterical liberal for reading supreme court docs

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Pichu Flash 2021-04-15 20:50:36

@Malik Shakur Dems are trying to pack the Supreme Court with 4 more justices to regain the majority. Sounds like both sides of the aisle have authoritarian tendencies. The country is taking a nose dive any which way. I don't give a shit to argue anymore. Trump wasn't the messiah, his time is done and we're still on the same track as we were before he entered office. My feeling at this point is apathy.

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Malik Shakur 2021-04-15 20:53:17

@Pichu Flash black pilled USA

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RHamby 2021-04-16 01:41:18

@BeeBwakka he literally didn't

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Realmart 2021-04-19 15:53:09

Ecvrpt the north korea part

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Christopher Roth 2021-04-19 19:25:49

I absolutely agree

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Xanny Dante ッ 2021-04-26 15:07:15

@I ams Smrt sorry they can't hear you they're arguing and yelling at each other about if they're neo liberal racist etc etc

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I ams Smrt 2021-04-26 20:40:23

@Xanny Dante ッ yeah these guys are so red blue and blackpilled I’m worried they’re gonna die due to overdose.

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Xanny Dante ッ 2021-04-26 20:47:41

@I ams Smrt Fr

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Joseph Stalin 2021-04-27 19:27:39

@I ams Smrt then why did he create a fucked constitution and fucked laws that naturally lead to a 2 party system?

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I ams Smrt 2021-04-27 19:31:17

@Joseph Stalin well said great leader, by the way, did your mustache get even more perfect?

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Pichu Flash 2021-04-28 20:21:11

@Dirty Bong Water I think you responded to the wrong person ;D

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Dirty Bong Water 2021-04-29 07:12:06

@Pichu Flash lol oops that was meant for that beebwakka stinker

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I am Rys 2021-05-01 05:50:33

The only part that didn’t age well was Jimmy Fallon staying out of politics.

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Niagaranobs 2021-05-04 02:24:50

The finest of wines.

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MrScorp6666 2021-05-05 15:26:38

So have the comments. I just saw a 6 month old comment that said Biden is going to be the greatest president of the modern era. Its only been 4 months since he took office but I already know that whoever commented that has hung themselves

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Disciple of Dagon 2021-05-09 10:11:36

Sir, I regret to inform you that your comment reply thread has become a c e s s p i t

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BeeBwakka 2021-05-13 15:33:17

@JET0802 not before trying to keep in power by contesting the election tho

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//PROJECT JT314 2021-05-17 05:33:05

Except for 23:14 and bringing up Kobe, that hit SOOOOO differently

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obnoxious laker fan 2021-05-18 17:39:40

Implying that race relations are not a serious problem in America and showing a photo of Obama certainly hasn’t aged well

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obnoxious laker fan 2021-05-18 17:46:14

The idea that kids shouldn’t sit in school six hours a day five days a week when they have the internet has turned out pretty dystopian and harmful for education

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Burnt Poptart 2021-06-08 20:00:18

@BeeBwakka Better than Trump??? We’re only 5 months in and I’m already seeing Biden voters regret on voting for him. We’re already seeing stuff like gas prices rising, hackers are hacking the colonial pipeline and just recently a meat plant, and this administration is doing nothing about the immigration crisis at the border. We don’t even have a president who can speak or think right. Trump is far from perfect and he can say or do some of the most stupidest things but he is so much better than Biden. Wait four more years and see what this country will become. It’s going to be so unrecognizable.

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Asher Smasher 2021-09-03 10:08:39

@Pichu Flash hey man, I know this is months after this comment thread came to pass, but I appreciate your takes. Your allegiance to the facts was noble, and it was refreshing to see someone acting in good faith by acknowledging the good and bad of Trump. I'm sad to say I share the same crestfallen demeanor you do, but at least I know there are other people out there who care enough to educate themselves with the whole picture, rather than taking a single detail and running, whether it's misconstrued or not. Thank you for taking the time to leave those comments.

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Pichu Flash 2021-09-03 20:22:29

​@Asher Smasher Thank you for the reply. The only cures for polarization are humility and good faith. For us and the nation, I wish for both.

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Karma 2021-11-07 18:03:17

I really don't like how many YouTube subs he has, 1m+ views nearly every video? Something seems wrong. Who the fuck watches him? I know this was three years ago but holy shit how is he still trending?

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Toaster003 2021-11-15 15:24:08

Emplemon has one video that turns you into a child and cures depression, and here a video that turns you into a republican and cures delusion.

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Hazy Morning 2021-09-22 04:19:38

I generally agree with what you say. Don't like Jimmy Kimmel, yes yes. I think some of your political descriptions are not super accurate. I'm too lazy to go into specifics, but I recommend you read or listen to some Chomsky. Changes your perspective with the introduction of not well-known things. Maybe "Understanding Power"

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highlandrab19 2022-06-29 17:21:45

Sounds like the yank version of jeremy kyle

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Small Boy 2018-04-07 21:30:53

I got irrationally excited when I saw this, I had never watched him until the oscars this year, and his lack of charisma actually appalled me.

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Hayden Joy 2021-11-17 06:40:40

27:42 fire red champion theme intensifies

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Ken Xiong 2021-10-02 06:41:52

Bring a Johnny Carson back. Heck I’ll take Conan over these guys!

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Linus Zarrouk 2021-08-30 14:54:48

My conclusion: America's 2 party System is fucked and I'm happy not to live there

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Allan Smith 2021-09-17 15:12:00

Lol this one complains about liberals using liberal talking points, clever

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Tristin Shemake 2018-11-27 13:09:00

Really says somthing when a humble actor like Morgan Freeman who's never once got on the soapbox or preached his political opinion, gives the best possible answer to ending racism.

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Chris Li 2019-02-01 05:05:30

He's one black person out of so many other black people who speak on their experiences of institutionalized racism. I can tell you that overwhelmingly black people can say without a doubt that racism does exist. Just because you don't want to confront that truth because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't make the problem non-existent.

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Straw Hat Guy 2019-02-07 13:02:13

"Don't talk about it."
- Morgan Fucking Freeman on ending racism

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R Linders 2019-02-20 14:19:14

I thought Michael Jackson had one of the best answers as well - his song “Black or White” was basically him questioning “Why can’t we all just get along?”

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z #37549 2019-02-28 20:42:34

I don't think it's the best possible answer to stopping racism. We can't learn from our mistakes if we don't at least acknowledge them so we do sometimes have to talk about it. If not, we're bound to repeat the same mistakes over and over again

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MasutaSaru 2019-03-08 15:39:14

@z #37549 what i think morgan freeman meant by stop talking about it isnt racism itself but to stop focusing so much on race as what separates people. The "stop talking about it" quote comes from the interviewer asking him about being a black actor. Freeman doesnt want to be known as a black actor but just as an actor; as Morgan Freeman. Like how you would acknowledge someone as just a person and not a white person.

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z #37549 2019-03-08 18:59:48

@MasutaSaru yeah, I guess you're right. The statement does make more sense in that context.

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R Linders 2019-03-13 19:03:38

MasutaSaru Great point. In fact, I’ve heard that he refuses to celebrate Black Friday because of that.

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Kendall Anderson 2021-09-20 09:04:42

I don’t like kimmle, but I will say there’s a lot of moments where you just sound mad to be mad especially the sexual harassment joke..your level of hatred for him brought you to over analyzing A JOKE. you make a lot of points I agree with on this yet bringing up celebrity/pop culture shit up like that isn’t a large portion of what most late night shows since the dawn of time lean on.

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Dynas 2021-09-09 21:25:24

Is that liquid tension expirement?

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Devin Mendez 2021-08-29 22:25:40

is 7:03 better or worse then Jimmy’s humor

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Under Development 2022-04-04 05:06:13

I'm so curious as to whether your political views have changed since the release of this video. I agree Kimmel is unfunny, but a lot of your political beliefs seem very underdeveloped, which is odd considering your tight and engaged analysis of media in your Simpsons and SpongeBob reviews. I'm interested to know if contemporary events shifted your perspective as maybe it would put your criticisms of Kimmel in a different light.

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Steve 2022-04-29 20:29:06

I completly agree

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why do I Exist 2018-04-08 15:32:55

You know whats scary? The fact that a Youtube comedian offers a valuable social commentary on society.

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Yankee _001 2018-04-18 15:17:16

it's crazy, the smartest people come in the strangest attire I guess

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Paul Webb 2018-04-20 04:32:05

That's not scary, that's something to be proud of.

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Owen Blatter 2022-05-02 22:31:18

this video aged so terribly

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The Rogue 2022-05-08 20:03:40

Absolutely amazing video...

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SansAziza 2021-08-30 16:16:08

Loving the Capcom music.

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Meli Melz 2021-11-12 22:28:08

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 well done.

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Hillbilly Stormtrooper 2018-04-24 08:33:15

Jimmy Kimmel: Trump
Audience: laughs
That's pretty much his show

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Bird Brain 2018-05-02 22:07:27

Hillbilly Stormtrooper
Audience?
You mean laughtrack and viewbots?

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 01:11:45

Hillbilly Stormtrooper pretty much all of mainstream comedy rn

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JELLO 2018-05-04 05:56:32

Its true

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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2018-05-04 13:52:50

There are actually a lot of funny Trump and Bush memes. You dont even have to be left to make fun of those people. They arent being made fun of, becuse they are conservatives, they are being made fun of, becuse their IQ is just enough to survive in a first world country.

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Yiorgos Stergiannis 2018-05-04 15:53:15

Trump: breaks the law
Supporters:LYING MEDIA

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Yiorgos Stergiannis 2018-05-05 03:06:36

ExecratedPlays is it nonsense if it’s true tho? And what do you know anything about iq over 100?

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 03:19:48

Yiorgos Stergiannis It's nonsense because it's not true. That second sentence is just gibberish, so I'm not sure what to say in reply.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 03:28:22

Yiorgos Stergiannis Please provide evidence for your claim. It should be easy to prove he's broken the law is he's done so "so many times." Yes, I can't understand the second part because it's gibberish.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 05:39:03

Yiorgos Stergiannis Paying someone as part of a NDA is common practice, and totally legal. If you're going to comment on a subject, you should really know something about that subject beforehand.

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rustle 2018-05-09 00:01:33

To be fair Kimmel doesnt go as hard as other show hosts which is pretty respectable. Trump deserves all the criticism he gets, but kimmel isnt as bad as colbert and the others when it comes to slamming trump

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Professional Clown 2021-12-06 06:03:53

Boy am I sure glad to live in Asia.

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Moustachehilarity 2021-08-29 11:15:54

Is EMP lemon a supertramp fan? 😏

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Tycroneix 2021-11-05 22:06:36

13:05 didn't age well

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kqyla 2021-12-14 03:06:46

i agree w what he said ab kimmel but downplaying racism in mf America is just not reasonable. u can't act like a few generations is enough to make systematic racism disappear. in the grand scheme of things it probably isn't the most dire issue, but race has a lot to do with topics that ARE a dire issue, such as poverty and violence

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Epic1 2018-07-02 17:43:45

wow, when rosanne asked him the same question, he dodged that shit lol

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Dumb Boi 2018-08-04 01:57:43

Epic1 Which question?

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Chii Motozoa 2018-08-20 08:36:20

Epic1 he doesn't know policy, he hardly knows colors. He knows blue and red, and his boss told him blue is the good color.

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multilad816 2018-08-29 23:53:31 (edited 2018-08-29 23:55:42 )

Would that question or any statement made by Roseanne on Jimmy Kimmel interview lose any nuance and credibility since she made an insensitive tweet joke on a former member of the Obama administration? By the way, while I think it's stupid that Roseanne made that joke, it's kinda over the top to cancel a very popular revival show last season.

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Chase 2022-03-13 15:54:24

don’t particularly care for kimmel, but the matt damon rivalry is funny

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Travelator 2022-03-25 05:05:19

I’m glad Matt Damon is grounded as a celebrity in general and did make a movie portraying a southern blue collar worker in a good way and doing good(Stillwater).

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Big P 2021-11-07 03:01:51

How ironic that everyone bashed trump for everything he did wrong. And now everyone bashes biden for literally everything

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Clark C 2021-08-25 17:59:45

Okay but Kimmel is still 1000 times more tolerable than Seth Meyers

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Travelator 2022-03-25 04:45:04

Seth Meyers hated Trump all the way back from 2011 while Kimmel at least tolerated him until he got elected president.

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Elite Teach 2022-02-13 21:23:48 (edited 2022-02-13 21:24:02 )

16:14 That didn’t age well

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I Bruce Easily 2022-02-18 21:28:47

It’s still accurate though

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Jack Fronz 2021-01-06 18:46:31 (edited 2021-01-06 19:05:39 )

Using the word "problematic" unironicially gets under my skin now, after all its unnecessary overuse in certain media

Still love this video though

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KingMe2002 2021-01-08 22:48:54

Just like the word "simp"

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Scoredchicken18 2021-02-04 07:22:15

@KingMe2002 it always happens a word that has a good meaning at first then just gets overused by 12 year olds and loses all meaning. I got called a simp once for making a girl laugh

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Scoredchicken18 2021-02-23 21:55:17

@Clean Clean 12 year old

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Khris Kranko 2021-02-24 11:17:07

Same with "liberal".

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Nick Gamble 2021-02-26 21:02:34

Yeah I don't think people take him seriously enough to act like he's running a cult

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Cakh5050 2021-03-09 11:38:21

@Le Troll Face what?

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That Guy Bob 2021-03-12 06:09:55

@Scoredchicken18 the simp debate is 14 year olds arguing against 12 year olds, most of us don't have these problems with the words meaning and just enjoy it

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Jack Shewy 2021-04-20 18:31:20

@KingMe2002 and and the green ones in my rrrcar oop I hmmmm

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Max Alain Two 2021-05-09 17:23:32

It sounds so dictatorial.

"Sir, you're problematic and are going to have to be detained."

I dunno, but I always got that vibe from the word

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Xavier Washington 2022-06-26 04:38:17

13:07 I was with u til then, obviously Kobe wasn’t dead yet, but eh, just sum clearly not true, like Michael Jackson. Come after Michael, I’ll argue with every person

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KingPin69 2021-11-07 10:04:56

Yeah, I liked Kimmel until he started in on the Trump shit.

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Negative Nancy 2021-08-27 11:43:21

the whole point of hollywood and media in general is to polarize the world and make you think they have any expertise on politics. IMO they should just focus on what they're getting paid to do and that is to entertain me and makes some good movies...

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Chris G 2021-12-10 20:22:51

Three years and this video is more relevant than ever

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xygomorphic44 2019-01-12 08:07:27

I love how this video has become ranked #4 when you search "Jimmy Kimmel"

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bobo011 2019-05-21 12:03:51

Lol

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Dongbong740 2019-06-03 23:21:19

For me it’s the 2nd

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itstherealbrace 2019-06-04 21:24:43

It's #1 after the Jimmy Kimmel channel

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Daniel Hennig 2019-06-05 15:48:13

It's the third down for me. Okay, this is epic.

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Unknown Channel Welp 2019-06-06 01:39:39

For me its 3rd

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Awesome Possume 2019-06-06 04:06:23

Of course it is. Search results are modified based on video recommendations. Try searching again after signing out.

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Some stupid dude With a YouTube channel 2019-06-08 10:59:07

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

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Vinny Reed 2019-07-15 13:10:48

Now it’s number 2

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KINGJBOMB2 2019-07-16 02:36:27

Here in Ireland it’s number 1

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Patrick Star 2021-10-04 09:51:31

I wish that if we didn't talk about politics, it just disappeared.

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Sir Lad 2021-11-12 03:21:39 (edited 2021-11-12 03:21:49 )

Bruh how does the background soundtrack get picked? Swear I heard some Gentle Giant in there.

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Esteban H9 2022-01-12 05:18:44

I love you EmpLemon

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Julian Rosado 2022-04-25 05:16:28

He hasn't been able to keep Trump out of his mouth for 6 years lol

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SOBEK 2018-04-16 05:40:26

I cringed so hard when Roseanne asked a question about Hillary, then Jimmy just awkwardly laughed and said "well...what about that crazy guy we have as president?!" [laugh track]

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King PePePe 2018-04-21 12:43:18

It seemed more like the dude was deflecting cuz he doesn't actually know shit.

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Shyguymask 2018-04-22 10:10:22

I actually cringed reading this comment

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DustyO'Rusty 2018-04-22 12:53:47

Roseanne doesn't give two fucks on what people think of her and that's why she is amazing.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-25 18:47:15

Crunchyscarf
When people are asking you why you voted for Trump then no, she definitely needs to be brought up. But keep trying to sweep the left's dirty laundry under the rug.

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Brendan Sculley 2018-04-25 23:44:17

Matthew Carson Crunchy is right though.What's done is done and we gotta keep going.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-26 00:20:03

Brendan Sculley
I could say the same thing about everything you might complain about Trump. "What's done is done and we gotta keep going." That's reasonable right? Or is it that you just want people to ignore your own party's missteps while attacking Trump?

Sorry buddy, when someone asks "Why did you vote for Trump?" the answer "Because he was running against Hillary Clinton," is a valid one. You can't just say "Oh! Your candidate is so horrible and evil!" and then go "W-well I know OUR candidate was horrible and evil too... b-but you cant talk about her anymore cuz we said so!"

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Brendan Sculley 2018-04-26 00:28:31

Matthew Carson Throw as much shit as you want at me but I walk the middle road of not caring about politics.Pretty hard to beat me in a sided debate when one of us hasn't picked one.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-26 00:52:58

Brendan Scully
Claiming to be an "enlightened centrist" doesn't give you magical powers in a political debate buddy, sorry. Doesn't matter if you're far left, far right, center, or all of the above. What matters is your arguments, and you haven't provided any other than trite like "we gotta keep going" which I've already rebutted. Maybe try another angle next time.

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Brendan Sculley 2018-04-26 01:05:20

Matthew Carson My point being you really don't need to debate everything to get through life,I never once claimed being a"Centralist"as you put it made me better in this debate,and you seriously don't need to be this judgemental in the comments of an emplemon video so get the hell off your soapbox and do something productive.

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Brendan Sculley 2018-04-26 01:22:32

Matthew Carson Dude I can till you're trying to provoke me.Pretty fucking childish.That's all I'm gonna say.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-26 03:16:47

S L E E P V L E S S
U mad bro?

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ZeroVDrag0n 2018-04-26 03:21:14

Matthew Carson no u.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-26 03:27:22

S L E E P V L E S S
Is that you Brendan? Fired up the old alt account? Sad.

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 10:58:11

LAUGH TRACK

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 10:58:21

Shyguymask oof

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 11:03:17

Can’t we all just agree that kimmel tries so hard to be funny that it’s actually sad? I mean seriously, who likes jimmy kimmel? No one? I thought so....

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-26 14:44:11

Lacie Hinds
Ah, another enlightened centrist joins the conversation to give their intelligent and insightful input of "Both of you guys are stupid lol." Such an amazing and revolutionary revelation. I'm shaken to my core.

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Blowbaine 2018-04-27 00:21:18

Matthew Carson I don't know what the fuck your saying but would you like to play a good ol' game of scrabble?

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-27 01:28:06

Microwaved Hotdog
No thanks.

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Blowbaine 2018-04-27 01:45:26

Matthew Carson you are mean to me, you insult me, and you don't appreciate anything that I do.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-27 01:47:50

Microwave Hotdog
Am I also always pushing you around? Or pushing you away?

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-27 05:40:10

Small Asian
That's some Grade-A projection my oriental friend.

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oiyabastard 2018-04-27 20:00:52

DustyO'Rusty she's a 9/11 truther

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-27 20:34:56

Marquis Hill
Since when has Alex Jones endorsed the "Jews own the world" conspiracy? I know leftists like to lump everyone to the right of them together, so I'm gonna have to ask for a citation.

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Pluto Nash 2018-04-28 00:58:39

Matthew Carson my dude straight up I don't give a fuck about politics, but I know a crazy conspiracy theorist when I see one.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-28 01:10:40

Marquis Hill
So you just wanted to lump Alex Jones together with this jew-hating troll for no reason? Alright.

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Matthew Carson 2018-04-28 03:13:39

Marquis Hill
A stupid, shitty, slanderous joke. Yeah I agree. I understand why someone who doesn't like Alex Jones is fine with making disingenuous attempts at associating him with neo-nazis. But as someone who is neutral towards him I find it irritating and despicable that people try to dishonestly slander him all the time like you did, often without even knowing it.

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Pluto Nash 2018-04-28 03:25:45

Matthew Carson i think you're taking it a little to seriously it's a unfunny joke written in a youtube comment section. It's pretty much trash piled on trash that nobody will care about

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Pluto Nash 2018-04-28 04:06:42

Matthew Carson I see and respect what you're saying my dude, don't necessarily agree( except the john Oliver ans MJ thing you hit the nail right head)

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RoseDragon 2018-05-01 06:43:27

When the laugh track doesn't work

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Bird Brain 2018-05-02 21:59:44

All jimmy knows is
DOnALd TRuMP oS rLLy baD

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 01:07:58

Venomous Vince same old and tired Trump joke for the 5th million time

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH THATS SO TRUE

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Randy Orton's Dick Bulge 2018-05-03 05:57:38

Venomous Vince change your name to Carlton

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 22:50:44

Brendan Sculley God, why are you even trying...

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 22:51:50

Marquis Hill why are you even trying?

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Literary Lady1 2018-05-04 10:41:50

Such a stupid laugh. It was more of a bout of nervous laughter at the realization that Rossane is true.

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Elonkelon 2021-08-25 09:46:04

i would like to suggest everyone here to read a book from time to time.

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Christopher Bailey 2022-03-18 19:22:18

The man show was great. Everything after that has been pretty bad

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George Frrokaj 2021-12-24 06:37:15

I mean, unpolitical old Jimmy skits weren’t bad.

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Mistis 2022-02-11 23:44:04

17:46 what???? Our family watched it like 5 times already; it it THAT good but then.... whAAT???!

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Timmy Slim Jimmy 2018-04-11 09:39:46

I love How Rossanne was actully being smart and was just saying how maybe if we don't bitch and moan all the time then it won't be so bad and nobody said or did anything. But when jimmy would go "AHHH CAPTAIN WACKO...BAD MAN BAD ORANGE MAN AHHHHHH I'M SO PC AHHHH" the the rest of the chimps went on with him instead of actully listening

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SOBEK 2018-04-16 05:55:11 (edited 2018-04-16 05:55:31 )

Goldstar Bishop
Roseanne: (brings up reasonable criticism of Hillary and asks for Kimmel's opinion)
Jimmy: uhhhhhhhhhhhh but WHAT ABOUT THAT CRAZY DRUMPF AMIRITE?! [LAUGHTRACK]

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Cian 2018-04-21 20:20:55

Goldstar Bishop On a side note, that is a SWEET PROFILE PIC.

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Venusian Viking 2018-04-24 01:55:23

I guess Kimmel doesn't agree with the popular JFK that goes "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

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Strionic 2018-04-25 04:17:49

Watching that physically infuriated me

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 01:18:32

Venomous Vince pretty much kimmel in a nutshell...ugh...

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Speedmer 2021-09-15 01:44:05

I thought jimmy kinnel was jimmy fallon

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Alpaca Male 2021-09-16 20:27:13

Fallon is actually a nice guy

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TheBigFiz21 2022-05-30 23:28:05

Time to make another switcheroo with Nightline lol

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antonio montana 2022-05-20 20:26:51

He must serve 'The Evil Empire' ... Dis'ney.

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William Maher 2021-09-01 03:09:57

24:00 problem solved

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Majik 2020-06-05 11:37:55

"For a party with such brilliant people, you sure do lose a lot"

R O A S T E
D

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Mr. Onay 2020-09-29 01:02:01

@Purple Angry Zmurf except if you look at the presidential elections presidents usually do 2 terms then a president of the other party comes in so it's pretty even 🤨

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John Porteous 2020-10-06 08:53:38

FDR: Well keked my good friend

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Vaxtin 2021-10-28 14:49:31 (edited 2021-10-28 14:50:53 )

his show is only funny when you realize that he actually thinks hes funny with this jokes and its just a sad laugh.

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Manu Vyas 2022-05-13 13:23:34 (edited 2022-05-13 13:24:49 )

i am watching this after your NASCAR videos and its quite a confusing experience lol. and the sudden Garfield at 6:08 sent me

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Tokarev Spam 2022-04-15 13:30:33

Hey the 22 Oscars we’re a real knee slapper

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Enter The Cringe 2021-09-03 08:05:41

I don't like Kimmel but this video was a chore to get through because how it was edited ngl

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notquality 2019-10-23 04:58:01

Jimmy kimmel is just purgatory for dead jokes. And once dead, it goes to facebook or hell

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Dirk Diggler 2019-12-16 08:04:21

Not Quality Facebook is hell for jokes in general

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Method 2020-02-02 20:28:17

Facebook IS hell

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SockEater4293 2020-04-11 15:49:12

So you are basically saying he is a window for Boomer culture.

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Bro Penguin 2022-02-11 13:58:08

Well done video

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Mike Roa Greschen 2022-05-12 14:34:24

Unrelated note, but does anyone remember when Saturday Night Live was funny?

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brandname6 2021-12-04 05:48:22

Still relevant

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Dylan O'hare 2021-11-18 08:00:50

OK i agree with everything except the small Prince bit he added, didn't really add to anything.

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KT 2018-04-08 13:38:35

Saying that he steals content with malicious intent is giving him too much credit. I think he and his writers just look at what's popular and add it to the show.

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Zach Robertson 2021-09-07 20:20:42

When he came out and cried bc CHIP got cut and was all crying about his kids health insurance affordability that was it for me.

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Bonzi Buddy 2021-09-08 23:19:44

If someone conducted a mass shooting at a Hollywood Gala, I'd probably laugh.

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CaJoel 2022-04-06 12:03:56

25:49 2022 Oscars be like

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Girth Brooks 2021-11-13 12:51:44

Did..did he call Boardwalk Empire an unoriginal copy??

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Alex D 2021-10-05 04:46:50

*ah what I’d take to go back to those days

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Chisom 2018-10-26 14:20:29

Didnt even know jimmy fallon and kimmel were two different people

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Taylor 2018-11-01 03:24:15

i was confused for a long time too

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Marcos Navarrete 2018-11-10 21:28:16

Jimmy Fallon is kinda a nice guy, watch his show sometimes tbh

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MajaMystic256 2018-11-19 09:12:40

what about jimmy neutron?

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Taylor 2018-11-25 20:25:08

NPC both are pretty horrible. conan will always be the best on air rn

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dagon valdez 2018-12-02 23:34:29

you win the internet for today, sir.

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269 Productions 2021-08-29 04:47:31

There is a crank yankers sketch where he encourages his young son to sexually harass a librarian over the phone. He's a Disney puppet with a star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

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LanceTheKing 2022-04-29 13:35:14

24:01
They pulled out after 20... damn

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Mace Hopkinsu 2022-03-19 19:12:00

I dont know what liberals means as its so overused and has so many interpretations.

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xfinafire 2021-11-29 04:13:13

Amazing video!!

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Manticore 2018-04-07 21:25:17 (edited 2018-04-07 21:59:09 )

Holy fuck, another 30 minute rant from EmpLemon. I fucking love your music choices, man! Also, everyone should tweet this at Kimmel. Also, the last 4 minutes of your video I agreed with so much.

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quentin yarbrough 2022-01-08 23:00:31

me when
trump lost

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Bit2Brain 2022-04-08 05:14:28

Never understood how Jimmy Kimmel became a thing.

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A Banana 2022-04-29 07:14:12

"I ate my kids Halloween candy"

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Honey Badger LX 2022-01-21 14:12:01

I was fine with the video til you disrespect Kobe

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Martin Verner 2022-01-06 10:05:41

I've seen jimmy Kimmel on TCAP eating pizza and not giving a shit

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hockeycox07 2020-04-23 18:20:28

"Fiction isn't real. When you surround yourself with nothing but fiction, don't be surprised when you start to lose touch with reality."

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alfa01spotivo 2020-05-27 18:10:11

eh its more entertaining anyways then "non fiction shows"

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Packle Kackle 2020-07-12 02:35:06

The fact you got this many likes makes no sense at all. You just took a quote from emp and shat it into the comments.

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hockeycox07 2020-07-12 03:16:46

Packle- Kackle you’re welcome

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Packle Kackle 2020-07-12 03:20:36

hockeycox07 ?

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Sue Zuccati 2020-07-15 23:08:09

@Packle Kackle why do you got so mad because of imaginary internet points?

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Packle Kackle 2020-07-15 23:55:40

@Sue Zuccati I am not mad I am just confused.

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The Max 2020-07-28 18:11:50

Samuel Zuccati oh shit he maaaaad

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WakkaSeta 2020-07-30 16:30:42

@hockeycox07
"When you surround yourself with nothing but fiction, don't be surprised when you start to lose touch with reality.""
-
Fandoms in a nutshell.

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 03:41:27

@Sue Zuccati I mean he's not wrong.

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Ronin75 2020-09-07 02:43:41

@Packle Kackle like Jimmy Kimmel does with his content

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Alpha Lax 2020-10-02 12:54:52

@Packle Kackle i see you're new to youtube comment sections

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Packle Kackle 2020-10-02 13:00:44

@Alpha Lax Well considering the fact I have been on youtube since 2006 I am highly certain I am not new.

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Valiantcat7780 2021-11-08 09:49:56

If anyone thinks the clip of the lemming is real, you are the fools he is talking about.

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Dylan Courville 2021-11-12 15:45:35

He is a spindles liar that would sellout his best friend.

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James Diaz 2021-08-28 10:56:58

I wish I could like this 1000000 times

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Bxcream 2021-09-30 04:45:50

Homie needed 15 mins for a 31min rant

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El Pato 2018-11-09 11:58:39

Jimmy's stance on guns can be represented in the Piers Morgan/Ben Shapiro debate. Kimmel does stand on the graves and accuse you of attacking victims if you attack him or question his values

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J L 2018-12-11 12:06:10

That whole "standing on the graves" argument is fucking stupid. Would I be standing on the grave of holocaust victims if I used them as an example to denounce nazis?

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You Ain't Got No Tegridy Boi 2018-12-15 13:41:06

J L I’ll give you that but I think that Jimmy wilfully ignores the fact that violence will always occur between humans. Also most countries with guns legalised dont have such a high gun murder rate, its reallly cultural and a result of isolation and divisiveness.

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user540000 2018-12-18 10:00:52

Millionaire celebrities can hire retired police as bodyguards who have special federal level concealed carry they can take in any state and carry in places joe blow working class cannot. Obviously demand is very high for the limited few who can skirt all concealed carry laws, so these bodyguards can charge a high price. It is extremely disingenuous to champion for the rights of the working class to be taken away while a second set of rights is preserved for the wealthy elite. When I hear millionaire limousine liberals champion for "common sense" gun control, I never hear them champion for rules that would affect THEM.

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James Lewis 2021-08-29 06:39:58 (edited 2021-08-29 07:00:28 )

Before this video was recommended to me, I had no idea you had such a warped view of people who don't buy the false narratives peddled by Fox News and the anti-SJW movement.

Also, as bad as Kimmel's show seems to be (even apart from differences of political opinion), what he said was not that you have to be smart to be a liberal but that intelligence implies liberalism, which is closer to the truth (insofar as smart people who are conservative or authoritarian are also surely malevolent, but not ignorant like a typical right-winger).

Also, wanting to pay lower taxes is the major motivator for the GOP's donor base, but social issues are more important for the voter and activist bases; it seems like the "flaws" you saw in Democrats and their activist base amounted to failing to roll over and play dead for Republicans.

Race relations have been a serious problem in America for your entire life, even though you may have been shielded from that until the age of ubiquitous smartphones; there was hope that Obama would usher in a post-racial society, but we quickly saw that that wasn't going to happen during his Presidency, and even though IMO relations have been trending better, high-profile incidents from 2012 onward showed that there was still work to be done.

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FCS 2022-03-04 22:05:55

now both parties are insane 2022 is much worse than 2018

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RQB 2022-01-05 23:43:18

I use the mini player on Hella videos but on this one it doesn't work and I feel like that's not a coincidence and youtubes out to get him,almost every other video works

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Ryan Warren 2022-03-02 08:52:30

Well said.

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Jesus’ Disciple, Don 2020-01-31 13:51:20

“YouTube Prank channels level of bad.”

Hey, don’t give jimmy that much credit. Creepy old men have been playing the “what’s in my pants game” for millennia.

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Jesus’ Disciple, Don 2020-01-31 14:00:11

I figured it out. It isn’t that he doesn’t want to, but maybe he can’t. Jimmy is a liberal face. He used to be heel but his face change requires him to play this part. Just like Vince got it wrong with Roman Reigns, they got it wrong with Jimmy Kimmel.

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Roosevelt Brentwood 2020-06-08 22:29:35

hey the man show was hilarious. emp missed the most outrageous stuff. google man show “end women’s suffraging”

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Xeno sori 2021-10-20 22:10:03

Didn’t age to well💀💀mans is spitting Faxs tho

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Greg Hill 2022-03-30 14:39:48

Kimmel - He's nothing more than an example of medieval jester, in the court of Hollywood's condescending monarchy. He's currently employed to advance the militant left's demagoguery of our young kids . This same... old... ongoing... dialogue of common satire, in my opinion, is a great example of why Will Smith lashed out at Chris Rock at the Oscars! Will and Chris didn't have a microphone between them, but there is a microphone between Kimmel and the world. Kimmel = medieval jester in a suit sad!

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ashtimbo 2022-05-04 10:52:40

I don’t get why emp doesn’t agree with banning guns they aren’t the root of all evil but it’s stupid to not acknowledge the accessibility and ease of use guns have. Also the guns used being handguns and most gun deaths being suicides doesn’t make guns any better. I don’t understand what emp did there. Emp basically said society bad not gun bad. Guns being banned wont fix everything. Who actually believes that? It’s still urgent to restrict gun use so we actually have time and resources to fix other things. Banning guns is pretty much a temporary magic fix at the moment.

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Gabriel Ramos 2021-12-06 04:36:45

Hey emp you should watch Colin in black and white. I really think you'll enjoy that show.

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Alushdiop _ 2019-01-26 07:37:38

That clip of him and Roseanne just pissed me off he’s so oblivious and ridiculous and his audience is so brain dead

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2MG 2019-05-11 15:31:21

That shit was painful to watch

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classycool 2019-06-05 04:10:25

"Nevermind her foreign policy."

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AtrocityEquine 2019-06-06 02:19:52

She's literally defending herself and he's all "...LOL Look at this Republican, HA"

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Tea Master 2019-06-12 06:24:34

classy cool principal It hurt to see him say “nevermind her foreign policy”, it just goes to show that these people care more about surface level shit than actual country relations. Ask any of these people why they’re liberal and they’ll say “orange man bad, racist republicans bad, war bad, abortion good, trust wamen”.

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Grugg 2019-07-14 14:25:00

"the basic idea behind democracy"
JK: is this like a personal attack or something?

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MrMike855 2019-07-22 01:11:27

It really shows he knows nothing about politics and only knows "orange man bad".

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HotSlurpp 2021-08-27 20:02:57

i love you emp

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Aryan Rao 2021-09-03 13:20:23

That gun violence section was so apt. Switzerland has a vast storehouse of armed weaponry, yet close to 0 gun violence crime rates. Seems like guns aren’t actually the things that kill people, but people with their conscious brains do……

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Blazer 2021-12-20 08:08:42

Yuri Bezmenov was right.

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ixxgunnerx x 2021-08-24 13:27:07

17:30 lol , he only need 10 sec.

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Ronok Payne 2018-04-12 16:35:20

I used to be a “liberal”, but then I realized how other people in my group act, and I stopped because I didn’t want to be associated with these people. I now identify as more independent in terms of politics.

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R I 2018-04-24 19:08:45

Not gonna lie. Dropping your political viewpoints because of the impression it leaves on you is a pretty dumb reason to do so. Change your political views because they benefit you, align with your moral compass and prove things to yourself factually.
But disassociating with your friends was a smart thing to do.

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Ronok Payne 2018-04-24 19:13:59

Godzilla McDolan while I didn’t do it just because of that, that was a huge factor of me changing my opinion, as well as just me starting to think differently.

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Sisu 2018-04-25 15:59:17 (edited 2018-04-25 16:00:02 )

That's the problem with America. The only two parties that have enough voters to be taken seriously are the DNC and GOP and to be honest, they're both mostly equally dumb and useless in means of actually practicing democracy. America runs on it's biggest corporations and the money that moves between said corporations and the government. There should be more parties that have a chance to make a change and so that people with different political opinions can get a representative in to the government. I mean you can't expect for 320 million or so people to only choose between two opinions on things. The less parties, the less power actual citizens have and the more power the 1% has.

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Point Blank 2018-04-26 01:42:41 (edited 2018-04-26 05:30:19 )

I used to be a liberal...then I learned how to stand up while I take a piss.

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BILL REX 2018-04-26 05:04:37

I was the same way. I can sympathize friend.

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BILL REX 2018-04-26 05:05:40

Kill2Hard101 I was a liberal...back when I was not potty trained.

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Ky Gilmore 2018-04-26 19:27:46

I’m a Democrat, but when comedians make too many jokes about Trump, it gets annoying. I totally disagree with everything Trump says, but I don’t go around bashing him

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plantain. 2018-04-26 23:29:48

Caynguin I'm kinda purple as well. We really need a new Fucking political party for centerists. I don't wanna associate with either.

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plantain. 2018-04-27 03:19:32

BILL REX Again, we need a new party my man. Maybe bring back the wigs, only in name, but.

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Darkassassin505 2018-04-27 06:17:26

Caynguin same here dude

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Pizza Dwight 2018-04-28 09:32:45

You'll find cancer in any group so dont be surprised if nothing really changes

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ya-boi-mees 2022-03-27 15:45:44

American politics scare me. Theres literally only 2 sides and both sides only strawman the worst aspects of the opposite side. Im glad I live in europe.

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Zamn. 2022-04-11 13:44:28

I'd rather deal with Balkan politics than American politics because Balkan politics usually boil down to "I'm better than you in every possible way"

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vakapont 2021-11-28 11:09:09 (edited 2021-11-28 11:09:55 )

This dude is my spirit animal

wait Amos Yee was a patron?

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Alt9 2021-12-22 05:23:23

I mean, well if ya create good content everyone is gonna love it. If they are good or bad ig

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WatchBozo TV 2021-09-17 12:32:29

“Liberals keep pretending race relations are a serious issue” 😬

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LePolishTorpedo 2021-10-03 08:46:45

@SuperCringeTeam Who is "they"

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SuperCringeTeam 2021-10-03 17:18:26

@LePolishTorpedo leftists

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LePolishTorpedo 2021-10-03 18:26:23

@SuperCringeTeam oh...

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SuperCringeTeam 2021-10-03 19:45:00

@LePolishTorpedo nobody cares

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SoulDevoured 2021-10-06 23:34:14

It is. It's just not the issue that should be overwhelmingly used as a talking point. Especially from government who could have far more effects on other serious issues.

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Auroch 2021-12-01 06:52:15

14K dislikes as of 11/30/21

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TauntedZombs 2019-01-06 13:39:20

Roseanne Barr’s interview spoke VOLUMES after you hear her just say “chill. Just chill and try to think positively”

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Tidy Heidi 2019-02-11 07:09:26

And he replies with some pretentious holier-than-thou bullshit, completely ignoring her point in the first place. I love her humility throughout the interview.

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Placington Place 2019-03-16 07:22:03

You can't tell a cynic to think positively. The idea is actually outside of their comprehension.

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BippityboppityBOO 2019-03-17 20:35:06

She said a mean thing once. So everything she ever did or will do should be ignored. lol

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123nochnedvorbei 2019-03-19 22:01:55

He wouldn't even let her express her opinion properly, he just makes a joke out of it.

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Aceofacez10 2019-05-05 19:23:30

Loved the shot where she starts laughing because she realizes how willing Kimmel is to stick to his narrative even after she gave a genuine comment.

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Alex White 2019-05-17 01:49:36

And then he said “Haha lol you’re crazy and dumb because you interrupted my 50th Trump-is-bad for the day”

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Cam English 2021-12-04 09:46:47

I love you Empy

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Riley freeman 2021-11-13 02:59:38

I like trumps policies and voted for trump this last election and I’m really curious to see the ratings since he was basically their golden goose. Like he was a ratings cushion for talentless hacks and since that cushion is removed I wonder where things will go, especially for corporate comedians like Trevor Noah who is tragically unfunny

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Kendall Anderson 2021-09-20 09:14:29

“race relations aren’t a serious problem in america” that’s funny

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Kendall Anderson 2021-09-21 12:42:32

@Barra NZ maybe in your world

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Kai Doust 2021-09-21 13:24:26

@Barra NZ One things for sure that race relations thing did not age well. Probably shouldn't use a youtuber who talks about memes dictate your political opinions. This goes for both left and right leaning opinions.

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Tsar of Meme 2021-09-26 11:26:24

@Kendall Anderson lol actually asian Americans average income is higher than white American so what system ?

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Jorel 2021-09-26 20:55:13

Barra NZ show skin colour

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Eris 2021-10-01 16:43:04

@Barra NZ tell me you’re white without telling me

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BSA DK 2022-04-04 16:34:56

You're doing what Jimmy is doing by blanketly labelling "liberals" as X oe Y. Other than that, great video

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U Cannot Defeat My Shmeat 2021-05-16 00:45:21

I think 2016 put the final nail in the coffin, politics is now a word that just makes most people I know or know of just instantly depressed

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The Untitled 2021-11-05 17:56:56

It certainly does that to me

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ToastyMann 2021-11-09 03:42:33

Ditto.

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CurlyFries 2021-11-10 00:46:40

Same

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DavidHe346 2021-11-12 15:54:09

2017 quickly became the beginning of the end for Hollywood

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L.Perpenhente 2021-11-29 04:48:46

Political Discourse nowadays can be boiled down to "this guy bad" and an immidiate Ad Hominem

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Comkill117 2022-06-14 10:21:24

Reading the word “politics” in modern day could best be portrayed by if there was a scene in the movie They Live where looking at the same thing with the glasses that let you see subliminal messages just said “avert your eyes” or “get a headache”.

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TobRis 2021-10-12 18:51:21

Great vid

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Bigb 2029 2021-12-14 14:31:10

Snice we’re talking about trump. Did you know that Donald trump made a appearance on Home alone 2

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Oscar Rutherford 2021-09-02 22:59:23

the thing about sexual assault though is that 1/4 men commit sexual assault but 90% of women experience it so either way its a pretty massive issue and you probably know lots of men who have sexually assaulted a woman.

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Count Paisley 2021-11-21 17:48:35

Emp you need to do some research man

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Besacho 2022-01-01 13:09:42

He does more research than you

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Matthew Palafox 2018-09-28 04:33:45

I like how EmpLemon has the balls to talk about politics, given the US public. I will admit, I’d never seen Jimmy Kimmel directly, so I didn’t have a real opinion of him, and even after what EmpLemon said, I technically shouldn’t have an opinion on him. However, this contextualizes the situation, and EmpLemon hit it on the nose with his idea that Kimmel, or his type in general, destroys our sense of reality. Honestly, I am ashamed that morality is held in the hands of these people.

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Hotcoco; The Pogchampion 2022-02-06 05:40:38

Image if instead of slamming the opposite opinion people tried to talk and understand the other sides opinion, even if you don’t agree, so you can respect the person for basing their opinion on facts

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ImDaMalex 2021-08-30 22:38:14

The bad part about politics is that everyone is wrong about it, I’m wrong you’re wrong, we’re all wrong lol

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Camo720 2022-03-21 18:29:27

What a great video

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Alex "Drip" Jones 2021-10-01 03:03:49

19:01 completely disagree with that....who tf thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny

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Edgar Cardiff 2021-11-11 15:23:50

Compared to Kimmel I guess

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Half Aluminum Chemist 2018-07-01 11:27:54 (edited 2018-07-04 01:44:50 )

I never watched JKs show, but after his bout of making fun of people who watch games on Youtube (across several episodes i might add) just so he could have a quick boost in ratings , that pretty much solidified my decision to not watch his show ever.

I mean, i dont really care for Jimmy Fallon's show either, but at least hes not a total douche to his audience.

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Goblin Goblin 2018-08-28 00:27:55

I don't really care about what people say, but that made me feel horrible. Judging people by what they do is just scummy.

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Bipedleek 2018-09-02 15:08:10

Brady Mock ?

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Waylon U 2022-03-02 03:05:25

"Insert political bullshit here."

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Kip Random 2021-09-20 05:30:47

He's a sidekick

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Sad Platinum 2021-11-09 23:29:46 (edited 2021-11-10 23:39:08 )

Hey Emp, big fan of your content, but I just want to issue one correction at 10:15. I’m a Berkeley student, and a Political Science major at that, and like, our education isn’t nearly as political as people think. Some professors talk about their political opinions on Twitter, and yes the general student body is largely very leftist and engages in protests frequently, but in the actual classroom I very rarely hear professors talking about their political opinions. If they do, they usually preface it by saying “this is purely opinion” and then they usually offer counter points. I understand why people think Berkeley is political propaganda university, but it’s a good thing to remind everyone not to conflate the general student body with the actual curriculum. And of the opinions I’ve heard, 9/10 are very safe centrist takes like “This is bad, but hey, it’s worse everywhere else, go America.” Maybe once in a blue moon there’ll be an anti-America take, but it’s usually about something historically where America was objectively bad, like Japanese internment or Native American genocide.

TLDR: California colleges don’t actually teach anti-American propaganda, that’s just the pre-existing opinion of many students the majority of the staff don’t even really agree with based on the seldom opinions they do share. As a third year Cal student I can confirm that’s just a common misconception. There are even pro-Trump student clubs lol. The rest of your video is completely on point tho

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Sad Platinum 2021-11-09 23:38:30

Also wanna note that according to FBI stats, it’s estimated only 0.5% of rapes lead to convictions. So like (and I hate agreeing with Kimmel on this, the guy fucking sucks fs), but it is right it is a wider societal issue, not JUST something with the rich and powerful, though obviously they do have that problem much worse, and Kimmel acting otherwise is despicable

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Sad Platinum 2021-11-17 01:52:59

@Taylor fair point, the way it was worded made it seem like it was only something rich men get away with rather than it being something nearly all rapists get away with

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dylo 2022-01-30 02:40:31

Rev up those fryers!

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Filip S 2018-05-04 09:47:39

You just did a content cop on Jimmy Kimmel...lol

You destroyed him :D

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Snowy Day 2018-05-19 15:35:37

downward edups

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Spectator 72 2018-05-21 02:24:10

All he needs now is a diss track.

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Real Human bean 2018-06-02 14:32:10

Evan Esqueda
Dublemon

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Vert 40k 2018-06-09 00:19:45

Filip S EmpDubs

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A T 2018-06-23 13:31:57

EmpLemon > iDubbbz

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Tony Johnson 2018-06-28 02:23:56

Filip S sadly unlike content cop, it won't damage his career or expose him for the fool he is.

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daniel 2018-06-29 18:51:46

Emdubbz

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Bryan Smith 2018-07-02 06:47:47

I mean, there is a lot I disagree with here (which could be said about EmpLemon in general), but he does raise some pretty good points and I don't think most people really would care enough to really criticize Jimmy Kimmel which I do give him credit for.

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Ty Schrumpf 2018-07-22 07:05:31

Bryan Smith it’s not just jimmey kimmel that he’s talking about, he’s talking about all of Hollywood that has gone crazy.

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flmvdvsrg 2018-10-24 05:50:41

Tony Johnson It won't because idubbz is actually good. Emp is just hurt by Jimmy's liberalism.

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Alexandre 2019-02-28 06:49:46

Heeeyyy...








That's pretty good!

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Kommissar 2022-04-28 11:26:52

What kind of hunter or sportsman needs to shoot off 60 rounds a second?

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Civil War Guy 2022-05-09 17:53:36

What kind of gun legally available to a civilian shoots 60 rounds a second?

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kcaj ffoc 2022-03-25 04:21:59

wait there's 2 jimmys?

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ATruePanda 2021-11-07 03:25:01

I mean . . . he was in that one Rocket Jump skit with the ties . . . that was good . . .

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dat carazamboi 2021-12-09 17:05:04

I don't think he likes Jimmy Kimmel

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SeanG Plays 2018-04-08 02:45:55

Trump jokes would be funny if people didn’t constantly make them. It gets old and repetitive as it’s the same joke over and over again. It’s like forced memes. Something that was once funny is now toxic thanks to several unoriginal normies.

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Cucker Tarlson 2018-04-08 12:23:02

SeanG Plays I used to hate comedians that made jokes about bush because the punch lines were always the same. It’s just low hanging fruit. With trump though it’s been dialed up to 11 everyone wants to get their jab in even though it’s same punch every time.

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vistagunner 2018-04-08 22:10:42

What jokes did they make about Bush?

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J B 2018-04-09 02:29:45

Yo dawg, If you are looking for a more nuanced critique of the material conditions that brought about trump in your memes checkout Chapo Trap House.

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Dicc Chocolate 2018-04-09 10:07:01

X I think it bothers quite a lot of people
There’s just no effort or cleverness

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Dicc Chocolate 2018-04-09 15:06:11

SeanG Plays I once saw a clown who had a puppet and he said that he had lost the puppets wig and I kid you not he pulls out a fucking Tampon and puts it on the puppets head
We need more puppet wig tampon trump jokes

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Zachary K-B 2018-04-09 17:53:07 (edited 2018-04-09 17:55:34 )

As somebody who is slowly losing their hair line, I've never found the Haha drumpf funny hairline jokes to be even remotely amusing sweet because it just lets me know that once it's all gone I'm an open target that's allowed to be made fun of because haha funny drumpf hairline joke. and while I have a very strong liberal bias on most issues, I was called a trump supporter for a very long time until I decided to tow the line and go haha funny hairline joke

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Internet Guy 2020-03-30 16:21:46

SeanG Plays "forced memes" so every meme

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-06 23:40:36

@vistagunner Ever herd of little bush?

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-06 23:42:48

@Cucker Tarlson I remember that Mysterious Mr Enter said something about this subject, it went something like this: "Ones Trump is out of office just imagine how much bad comedians will lose their job"

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Silver Star 2022-03-20 06:27:49

26:50 bro I don't know who this is but damn I love her.

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No Consistency 2021-11-17 22:41:16

if there was any country that we shown' be at peace with, its NK. Their behavior and rhetoric is one of the only things you can unironically compare to the holocaust. The country needs an intervention from outside forces and the only reasons that hasn't happened yet is because they are good freinds with China, arguably the worlds most powerful country, and they are extremely isolationist. So there is not much reason to assume they will just attack other nations even if they have the technology and ability. NK would much likely stay in its own bubble where it can manage and control it's people easily. Any attempts at imperialism would only weaken it's grip on it's own people and give other countries a reason to step out of line with it's never ending bow to China.

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No Consistency 2021-12-02 19:53:51

@Violence Is Fun I mean, we are speaking about it right now. The reasons people aren't allowed to speak about it, in any respect, is because it would negatively affect any business entangled in china. which would include every big business. It has nothing to do with being politically correct, its about every business not wanting to piss off china and lose profit from them.

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A Isopod 2021-11-21 04:05:22

Moral of the story: politics and Jimmy Kimmel suck

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Darío Gallegos 2022-02-11 05:06:36

Jimmy Kimmel is so unfunny even Carlos Mencia doesnt steal his jokes

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Ashley breadgirls 2018-04-07 21:25:16 (edited 2018-04-07 21:40:21 )

You know, you are almost like a YouTube prophet



Also, while I don’t completely agree with your political opinions, I respect them.

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Shaifs 2021-10-18 15:50:20

Kimmel should have stuck to his Madden impersonations.

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lonewolf972 2022-03-28 15:10:24 (edited 2022-03-28 15:10:33 )

13:05 I don't that age well....

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HenryBoi Animations 2021-08-22 21:08:02

Okay, but you do have to remember that not all liberals are bad. And not all conservatives are bad. The way you make it sound makes it seem like everyone that’s liberal is obsessed and bad, which isn’t the case. I do agree with a lot of other things you mentioned though.

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Heri Suryadi 2021-08-24 15:15:55

I feel like i laughed at jimmy kimmel bcuz its funny







But it got boring fast

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MarGon 2019-06-26 17:24:18 (edited 2019-06-26 17:24:35 )

Song Names (Timestamps):


0:00
Liquid Tension Experiment - The Stretch


2:22
Neighbours From Hell Music - Track 1

3:47
Tobacco - Hawker Boat

6:41
8:48
Junk Man Stage - Forgotten Factory - Megaman 7

7:26
Replaying The Game Theme

11:17
Abelard - Seinwave 2000

12:51
Neil Cicierega - Annoyed Grunt

13:50
Gentle Giant - Mister Class And Quality

17:20
Neighbours From Hell Music - Title

18:50
Tobacco - Backwoods Altar

27:22
Luciano Michelini - Frolic

27:42
Final Battle! Rival - Pokémon Fire Red & Leaf Green Music

30:44
The Price is Right Theme

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hotdog make me happy 2019-08-13 03:28:26

Do u have the song that scream north korea at 12:48?

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MarGon 2019-08-13 10:22:18

@hotdog make me happy I've looked around for it and it seems that EmpLemon made it himself for this video.

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King Wewuz of the Dindu Tribe 2019-09-06 19:27:01 (edited 2019-09-20 15:13:02 )

You forgot take the long way home by Supertramp at 2:04

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Lillie Ampurra 2019-09-18 20:44:42

heck yeah my man neil cicerega

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Blast Processing¡!¡! 2019-09-23 18:14:38

Here's another one. The sound playing at 4:43 is the start to Club Foot by Kasabian. Fantastic song

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MASTER-OF- EVIL 2019-11-09 06:33:59

Thanks

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Mauz 2019-11-13 03:21:43

Thx bro ily

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Levi 2022-05-30 03:11:15

One criticism: when you say liberal you should instead say left or progressives cause liberal is actually supposed to be a label of the center, North American countries just have been using it wrong for so long.

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Soapie 2022-06-23 02:36:11

Referring to people with the political opinions he referenced as “left” would be too broad of a title. The way the USA uses the word “liberal” is a closer representation

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Levi 2022-06-23 05:47:32

@Soapie but liberal doesn't mean left, It's someone who is in the center. I just hate that we use the term liberal wrong here.

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Universome 2022-01-11 05:34:25

only just noticed the Happy Merchant Kimmel. That's a rare Kimmel.

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Dr. Goose Duckman: Math Scientist! 2022-04-03 03:59:13

The real takeaway here, is one I think we can all agree on. Wiz Khalifa does look like a homeless woman.

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Parks 2022-06-07 04:50:27

I think that politics should be completely independent, voided of political parties.

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Soapie 2022-06-23 02:32:37

Based

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Max Willson 2018-10-23 18:43:24

This is one of the best rants I've heard on YouTube! Wow! You really nailed it!

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For Jimmy Kimmel 2018-10-26 09:16:15

Max Willson its partially inacurate and mostly irrelevant you cant argue against me unless its opinionated and that's not

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Parnian Faizi 2018-10-29 18:25:27

true

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An Absurd Existence 2018-10-31 06:16:33

I come back and watch Emp's videos all the time, they're so well made!

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Max Willson 2018-10-31 06:27:45

@An Absurd Existence This is my new favorite channel, really good videos!

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Bull Scheiße 2018-11-04 13:24:13

Lost some credibility when he criticized Kimmel for soapboxing... and then starts soap boxing about a minute later

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edog813 2018-11-04 20:47:30

Max Willson I never thought I would here a synonym for “good” and rant is the same system.

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Matthew Mallon 2018-11-05 00:57:28

I really dont see how, he spent first 5 minutes using unfunny as a factual point against Kimmel which is completely opinionated, then spent 10 minutes bashing Kimmel for inserting his political opinion into his show while EmpLemon inserted his own political opinion in the video the whole time. I swear this guy hates Kimmel cuz Kimmel remind him of himself. I don't watch Kimmel but this dude just shows an extreme lack of awareness of his hypocrisy.

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For Jimmy Kimmel 2018-11-08 08:38:50

Matthew Mallon that's exactly what I meant you've got it he is fairly annoying, the maker of video. there's really nothing to say about jimmy dont know what the point of this video is, he just doesn't think he's funny and doesn't agree with his opinions

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Tony AMO 2018-11-24 01:46:43

1000th like

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Brod Jefferson 2022-04-08 01:10:20

Really did not expect to hear Gentle Giant in this video but sure go off

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Un bon chat Un buen gato 2022-04-17 23:00:15

At least we KNOW he's the worst, so there is a guarantee that no one can top him-I mean out-er-underperform him.

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AfroTac 2021-08-28 04:54:24

16:20 that is so obviously a joke. I hate the guy too but like, have some self awareness mate

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Ninja Pants 2022-03-07 21:16:52

I wonder if Jimmy saw that

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Dalton Robert Pepple 2019-09-26 06:59:05

Roseanne telling Jimmy to chill is such a great moment.

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somentertainment 2021-09-03 22:39:32 (edited 2021-09-03 22:41:48 )

I like... something like 50 to 60% of the Simpson Ever ever video, too exagerated at the end, but ok. Im not this Kimmel guy fanatic, Im consider unfunny too, but, your opinion jump too fast from "he is not funny" to "He dont desert to live for talk crap about my Lord Trump".

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BPG 2021-09-04 08:37:44

I can already tell you didn’t watch the full video

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Probably George 2021-09-08 16:49:21

He literally said he doesnt like trump and disagrees with a lot of his beliefs. But you liberals probably see it as "oh, he's not bashing trump? then he must be worshiping him" yall always think in extremes

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sadomazur 2022-03-21 22:44:04

19:59 could someone explain this topic ?

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Lolmaster Jerkit 2021-10-13 02:03:50

All these lefty comments just show how powerful propaganda is

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Eternal Coke 2021-10-21 22:34:10

The worst part about it is they think that these "teams/sides" even matter. Realty is nobody is even on your side its sad so many people have fallen for all this deep rooted propaganda on both sides.

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ClosDelg33 2021-08-29 04:07:37

Bro, your literally doing the same thing as Kimmel mixing in your conservative views into the video

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Henrik Grude 2018-04-07 22:58:08 (edited 2018-04-07 22:59:08 )

23:15 It is refreshing to see that some people still know what things to focus on in society. Emp lemon just seems like someone who generally cares about wanting to make things better in the World. Whether it is meme culture, censorship om YouTube or just representing an unpopular opinion. You gotta respect a person like this. Emp lemon has to be one of the most real youtubers I have ever seen.

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RabbitFootedKitty 2018-04-08 08:29:36

Hard to be said better

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Hriohitoe von benzii 2018-04-08 12:37:22

I'm just relieved that there are still people with their reasoning left intact. ( like the woman at 26:33 )

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Astal Idiot 2021-08-31 06:27:15

Afghan war is over now, that's it, okay thank you

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El남자 2022-04-03 23:06:57

I was with you till you kept taking shots at Kobe as if he was guilty.

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JJ 2022-04-05 02:22:23

He was and everyone knows it

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NFKTN 2022-04-05 11:06:21

the charges were dropped but come on he definitely is

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El남자 2022-04-05 13:45:57

I try to imagine what sort of person is just online "trolling". I think it's weird, but if that makes you feel a bit better more power to you, I suppose lol.

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B. watson 2022-04-05 15:08:18

@El남자 eh I dunno trolls just do it for shits and giggles

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El남자 2022-04-05 15:21:18

@B. watson True, but it isn't like I imagine some successful person on the other side lol.

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El남자 2022-04-05 17:54:58

@JJ I wouldn't know, as I haven't done so . I imagine it would help about as much as going into YouTube comments and trying to invoke some sort of response so that you can have the feeling you had some sort of minuscule impact on someone's life

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El남자 2022-04-07 00:09:38

@JJ Good. I don't want to make anyone feel bad, and you shouldn't either. Best of luck to you.

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Samu-el Daw-kins 2021-12-28 21:59:57

sorry lemon I'm never going vegan.

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Griffin Richardson 2021-08-23 01:24:48

Bro liquid tension experiment in the back ground I just noticed.

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DogOfHades 2020-02-11 16:37:24

About Jimmy FALLON, I am amazed how staying away from politics hurt his ratings, I thought it would help him keep half his audience. Are the ratings taken from the same source as voting polls?

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MsCup 2020-03-06 18:17:36

Controversy = Views, is probably the main reason

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sbeve XLR8 2020-03-29 18:38:34

Just imagine it as clout
In youtube if anything goes on trend you just wanna hop on it for views

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Internet Guy 2020-03-30 16:20:18

DogOfHades There was a time where people actually liked to discuss the issues with the country, now not as much

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Christian Bayley 2022-03-02 01:45:04

I think the perspectives here on sexual assault and sexual harassment don't really correspond with reality

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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschelgelsteinhousenbergerdorff 2021-11-14 23:58:18

Based EmpLemon

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Pickle bonk 2021-10-12 04:16:27

I agree mostly but the kids in school thing, kids need to be in school

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new guy 2021-09-28 20:07:11

Yeah, good video and all, but the rant in the middle was really weird. You have to realize that both things can be true -- late night talk show hosts can play the Trump roasts for views and overkill the joke to no end, and sometimes they can be right. To say "Trump could cure cancer and they'd turn it into a bad thing" is really disingenuous in my opinion. You let your bias show here.

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TrainmanPYT 2018-04-07 22:38:34

This is top notch content my guy. I don’t care about Kimmel... I watched this whole thing cuz you’re genuinely entertaining and intelligent. Teach me the ways of the Jedi.

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Chris 2021-12-17 06:04:41

4:55 why are you being roasted by Elliot ROdgers

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Auðun Óskarson 2022-01-12 22:31:32

Rip headphone users aka me 2:13

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Daubinks 2022-05-08 15:33:51

I support this content

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Yamlord 2022-05-10 17:30:19

Neat lemmings comparison, but lemmings dont actually jump off cliffs like that. They were thrown off for a documentary.

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Chester Patten field 2020-04-03 04:21:44

Why does a YouTube Poop legend have a better political ideology than 3/4 of all media

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J 2020-04-10 21:19:59

Whats the other 1/4?

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Chester Patten field 2020-04-11 16:15:50

history dude.... fair point, allow me to correct myself. Why is he blah blah blah than 4/4 of all media

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wolfedLemon 2020-05-09 19:47:58

It’s because the media is stupid, literally all of it. No matter where you go, Fox or CNN they portrait themselves and the other side as extreme as they can. Not every Democrat goes crazy about someone who owns a gun. Not every republican hates LGBTQ rights. A lot of the political portion of this video looks at the media, but not the people the media “Represents”

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A soviet re union 2020-08-03 07:36:40

The truth is not an ideology.

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Michael Hunter 2021-09-26 13:36:56

The only good thing about his show is Guillermo.

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Luis-Raul Diaz-Rios 2022-01-04 18:45:12

8:35 oh GOD Thank you, Jimmy!

XD

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That's a Toilet 2021-10-09 05:07:00

He’s the opposite of funny

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Jacob Amidon 2021-10-05 14:23:19

This is why they fired Rosanne from her own show

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JT Sentirion 2019-04-05 02:25:46

Emp Lemon is one of the best youtubers, especially in the editing department.

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Wynona Trepas 2019-07-26 21:59:01

Time makes wonders once allowed to. But however most audiences only want to wait a day to wait.

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It’s High Mewn 2019-07-31 21:47:47

I don’t know about editing. misteramazing is far better.

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kemp10 2019-08-07 04:26:23

He can certainly put a compelling story together but no one edits like Nerd City

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¡NiCK! 2019-08-11 00:42:16

Samuel Zuccati hey kids

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GrapeSkoda 2019-08-21 07:13:59

@kemp10 LordVega is probably the master of editing on YouTube, but his content can be pretty tedious.
Sometimes it doesn't matter how great your video looks; if there's little substance, it won't hold an audience.

He's definitely underrated though.

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mUtedrowned 2021-08-27 11:37:56

Bro… you need to read some theory

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ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ 2022-03-13 21:08:23

I'm sorry...there's a show called Amish Mafia?

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Grape Wrath 2021-11-08 07:52:43

I haven't watched latenight since John Steward

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rossyboi 2021-12-21 01:54:19

2:35 is that music from "neighbours from hell"??

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Giantsfan 2020-07-09 15:03:42

for everyone complaining about Kobe: did you not watch that video? Kobe's death was very sad but that does not mean he can't have any criticism.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:00:46 (edited 2020-11-11 18:01:31 )

sense of humor is the only thing keeping people sane enough to not kill each other, why I generally don't side with leftists since they tend to get triggered instead of laughing when a joke is told, its just horrible to imagine what kind of person you'd have to be to get mad at seemingly everything

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AbsolutisGuy 2020-11-25 05:51:20 (edited 2020-11-25 05:51:42 )

This video came out 1-2 years ago before his death. I don’t think he intended to have it go to that way, but that’s just how it did.

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kittykittybangbang 2020-12-13 21:37:53

Plus in the video emplemon (14:07) criticizes celebrity culture.

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Thinking Inside the Box 2021-01-08 10:35:00

i saw a picture of someone shooting a basket from in a hellicopter, it was just titled kobe. was funny, i laughed, joke police hauled me away five minutes later.

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Youdubham 2021-01-17 23:55:36

Yeah I know right? Soon enough I can’t make jokes about George Washington

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Luis-Raul Diaz-Rios 2022-01-04 19:04:47

27:01 that’s for every Dictator-free country!

And of course he SHARTED IT UP

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millionelectricvolts 2022-03-24 23:21:10

I thought Jimmel Kimmy being unfunny was a very non-controversial opinion, wth is up with those 15k people? Damn.

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TechGoggles 2021-09-02 17:10:06 (edited 2021-09-20 14:41:32 )

You are jimmy kimel, you do what he does

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:18:15

?

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I’m with English 2021-09-03 00:35:56

That's your take 😂😂

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-03 01:30:24 (edited 2021-09-03 01:30:32 )

@I’m with English what?

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TechGoggles 2021-09-20 14:42:12

@Gen Z Perspective i meant hes like Jimmy kimal, he does what he does

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Typhoon Jim 2021-08-31 00:17:08

Colbert is pretty bad too. I miss Conan

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HejjoDude 2020-06-06 01:58:49

It literally hurts to hear Jimmy Kimmel push away valid arguments with “Haha you’re so crazy, haha, Orange man bad!”

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clerp 2020-11-11 17:54:37

used to be funny, i liked him with adam carolla

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PETRIXXX 2020-11-11 22:30:27 (edited 2020-11-23 15:57:50 )

Reminds me of this person in twitter who responds with any arguments with “ok right wing retard”

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clerp 2020-11-12 18:27:40

@PETRIXXX ah you mean CNN and MSNBC

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-28 22:16:34

Why is orange man bad? What did he do that's so awful, that we need to create anti-america hatred.

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RandomDude 102 2020-11-29 05:54:03

@Nicholas Dante Maybe his downplaying and mishandling of the COVID-19, his withdrawal from the Paris Accords and environmental efforts, numerous instances of highly questionable behavior, and of course the recent shenanigans, idk man

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-29 14:03:36

@bbtootall so do democrats and most advertisements. All presidents do this. Fear is a politician's best friend.

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-29 14:06:34

@RandomDude 102 the covid 19 part is understandable but I've seen presidents do this before.

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-29 14:38:40

@bbtootall as for the rape thing. He settled that? As in it was proven false? You're coming across as very biased

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Epic Guy 2021-10-24 20:01:04

God that race relations take has not aged well, in fact most of this video hasn’t lmao

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LilShrooms 2021-11-17 19:58:16

you wrong for this one emp, love ur vids but this a flop

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General Shenanigans 2022-03-16 18:45:49

No not really this is honestly a really good political video

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eclipseson 2021-08-28 11:35:05

12k dislikes, some people really don't like to hear the truth 😳

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James Castle 2021-08-29 17:55:41

Same idea as Kimmel's speech at 27:17

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X 2022-02-27 14:38:51

12:48

dude wtf is that north korea gangam style song

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J.H 2020-07-26 08:41:20

I just wanna say; Thank you. You summarized every problem I have with today's liberalism. Seriously, you took the thoughts out of my head, and put them into words when I couldn't.

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 21:49:46

10:29 What about all the Human Rights violations in Palestine, Uganda, or China?

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💉Sick Boy💉 2021-10-01 02:11:39

At 19:00 is that a Black Moth Super Rainbow track? Sounds exactly like them...if so, 😚👌🍻

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ixxgunnerx x 2022-01-29 00:07:27

8:42 The rating ,, lmao !!! U MEAN Nielsen Ratings!! LMAO !! WAHT A JOKE THAT COMANY IS !

Nielsen sound like a candy bar !

listen , I had this in my house when I was a kid/teen s , and Our house of 3 ppl , counted as 70k to 120k ppl , FROM ME WATCHinG 1 SHOW ! 1 show is = to 70k+ !!
i can tell u now , if Nielsen gives a number , take it with a gran of salt !

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Haycap 2022-03-31 18:50:30

Damn you’re going up like 1.5k subs per day now

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Josiah Fields 2018-04-09 21:47:16

I side more right/libertarian in terms of politics (despite what my profile pic may suggest, lol). However, I think you hit the nail on the head with this vid. Our differences aside, I firmly believe you to be an incredibly rational individual who sees through the BS that goes on in our current socio-political climate. Bravo!

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Roland Katsuragi 2022-04-27 22:10:26

24:56 NoOo YoU cAn'T sToP rAcIsM bY iGnOrInG iT!!

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Liam McScottish 2021-11-07 11:50:31 (edited 2021-11-07 11:55:12 )

I'd like to apologise on behalf of the UK for imposing James Corden on you guys, who is equally obnoxious. A lot of people think he was so successful that he moved to the big leagues in the USA but the truth is, most people in the UK can't stand the guy and he'd never have found the success here with such a vacuous TV show.

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Travelator 2022-03-25 04:59:50 (edited 2022-03-25 17:43:14 )

I’m an American who lived in the UK for a period of time and spending time with Brits, I knew that Corden would not be appealing at all to you guys. Brits can tolerate Hollywood celebrity culture only to a certain extent and Corden has pushed its limits. His personality is far too gung ho that would be more appealing to Americans than Brits.

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Constanttco 2021-11-07 07:51:58

Damn aint have to make the kobe dig 😤

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pointless crap 2021-09-03 08:36:59

That Morgan Freeman clip is so fucking accurate

If you want racism to stop being spread, stop giving it attention. Bitching and moaning about it brings it to more people's attention, which increases the amount of people that convert to that ideology

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EmpLemon 2018-04-07 21:25:29 (edited 2018-04-07 21:29:57 )

"Wow Emp, you made a 31 minute video complaining about Jimmy Kimmel?"

You're asking this to the same guy who just a year ago made a 32 minute video complaining about BehindTheMeme?

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Matthew Toker 2018-04-07 21:26:44

👁👅👁👌👌 I’m ded inside

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KorekSenpai 2018-04-07 21:26:59

i hope you're enjoying content that you're producing right now, gr8 video

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Bone tnuc 2018-04-07 21:27:38

What?

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C T 2018-04-07 21:28:33

EmpLemon I actually like your commentary videos.

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Bernardo Heusi 2018-04-07 21:30:18

EmpLemon where are you from? USA or other?

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DatMageDoe 2018-04-07 21:30:27

Is BehindtheMeme still a thing? I want to avoid looking him up and getting cancer.

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J RMusic 2018-04-07 21:30:37

EmpLemon Still love your stuff no matter what ya upload dude!

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Space Duck 2018-04-07 21:32:09

Nigga you got monetization on this vid

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Dr Gabe 2018-04-07 21:32:37

Yes

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Jack da ‘alf brain ork 2018-04-07 21:32:46

EmpLemon I was expecting 41 minuets
I really think there’s more to rant about him

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Daniel 2018-04-07 21:34:16

I've watched you become increasingly woke over the last year, it's been glorious

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Ivan’s A 2018-04-07 21:37:43

Hmm. 🤔

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Despacito Text 2018-04-07 21:39:37

Making a 32 minute video on dank memes is the same level of autismus as Jimmy Kimmel

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TheGoldenKoopa76 666 2018-04-07 21:40:43 (edited 2018-04-07 21:41:53 )

Nice rant video Lemon! I also hate Jimmy Kimmel. I'm glad you're around to inform us of bullshit in Hollywood. #EmpLemon4President. EmpLemon has me on the EmpLemon fan side of EmpLemon's fanbase. Wait, Kim Jun Un? You meant Kim Jun OOF, right? Heheh.. Also, EmpLemon + TheGoldenKoopa76 = TheGoldEmpKoopLemon76 666. However, like the person above me, I too think there is more to complain about Jimbo.

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Bahadır 2018-04-07 21:43:49

EmpLemon hey man, can you please stop insulting the NAZBOL Republic Of Korea, thanks

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BereftSpud 2018-04-07 21:47:42

Just unsubscribe

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Tim Pod 2018-04-07 21:48:51

EmpLemon your commentary is cool and good

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Michael Howard 2018-04-07 21:53:48

Rafael Mauricio, DAMN STRAIGHT,

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Silver Blade 2018-04-07 21:53:59

Why not

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omgomgomgd 2018-04-07 21:54:54

keep it up @EmpLemon mah boy

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Subbtiles 2018-04-07 22:01:06

Hip and litty

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ahmost 22 2018-04-07 22:03:26

EmpLemon damn that was a whole year ago

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Unanimous Delivers 2018-04-07 22:07:57

Don't worry about pissing off liberals. I'm a bleeding heart hippie and a card carrying democrat myself, and I'm sick of "my team" being frothing closed minded divisive maniacs who can't see disagreement as anything but genocide. My only complaint is the first 5 minutes is a little too much you being like that kid calling you a smelly stupid-head, but it's not long before you're out of the hyperbole and into the facts. Well done.

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Jynn 2018-04-07 22:10:41

i would've said you were just looking for someone else to pick on this time but holy shit you had good points in this one lol

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Eti the Spirit // Xan the Dragon 2018-04-07 22:13:35

No, I'm glorifying you for making a 40 minute video of ytp audio with a giraffe in the background to fuck with yt

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Nada Hip Lady 2018-04-07 22:14:58

🤔

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dares 2018-04-07 22:15:37

Catherine Whittaker yes

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Scoobis god of the void 2018-04-07 22:24:18

EmpLemon behind the meme is more important to complain about

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Norway Tracking 2018-04-07 22:39:00

The people asking that are, as you said in your “YouTube has been on a downward spiral” video, completely fine with watching an hour of someone playing Minecraft or Fortnite, but not with listening to a well-structured argument worth fighting for

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Miguel Torres 2018-04-07 22:42:03 (edited 2018-04-07 22:42:56 )

i dont mind you make great points throughout the video and its really entertaining and because it long you might miss some things the first time that you can repeatedly watch the videos and hear something new or understand something differently the next time around. Keep up the good work Emp.

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Mariner1712 2018-04-07 22:43:56

Long form, well made videos are becoming a rarity on this platform.

Don't apologize for sheeeeeeeit.

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Eveline Midkiff 2018-04-07 22:46:30

EmpLemon Hit that finna yeet

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-07 22:55:46

EmpLemon there is still hope

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Bandicvnt 2018-04-07 22:59:32

You probably don't mind the hate, and you shouldn't. These video essays and rants are very well done and are probably the most unbiased and well articulated videos on what most people are trying to find the words for. I feel like you genuinely gave him and his actions a judgment anyone would get if anyone else was accountable for them. I recently felt like fantano, another somewhat unbiased creator was slowly encroaching a liberal bias in a random video of his, but instead of writing him off altogether, I questioned why he and I would differ in opinion. And I think you know there are unknowns we can't answer, saying we don't have a solution (or "it isn't a problem" ) is probably the hardest thing to admit when delusions and feelings feed the dogma we live in (see communism for an example)

Whatever I just wrote a thesis on why I admire you, notice me senpai

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JTF 2018-04-07 23:03:04

Downwards spiral

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The Shmethan 2018-04-07 23:08:45

Next year it's gonna be a 30 minute video

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-07 23:09:30

Unanimous Delivers FINALLY another liberal with common sense
THANK YOU GOD

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Baylor Anderson 2018-04-07 23:24:38

EmpLemon both with no midrolls 😢😢

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Sebirocs 2018-04-07 23:38:15

nah. i see 31 minute and i know this gonna be the bomb

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Daniel Baran 2018-04-07 23:48:55

EmpLemon This was hands down one of the best videos you have EVER made. Let's start #cutthebs, am I right?

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cyberianrave 2018-04-07 23:50:17

you did a great job

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Diggy Pickbeard 2018-04-08 00:06:23

EmpLemon, you've had my respect for over a year. The respect is getting as good as #tanktherewind

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-13 20:25:18 (edited 2018-04-13 20:26:58 )

I have an idea let's spam links to this video on a video from jimmy Kimmel in the comment
Feel free to spam

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Societyofkirb 2018-04-14 00:56:43

COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN

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Xbox 360 E 2018-04-14 01:49:05

I love when emplemon rants it turns my brain on outside of school

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Lucas Rodrigues 2018-04-14 23:25:03

btw Baby Driver is just ok didn't deserve an oscar anyway

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Peter Greve 2018-04-15 03:57:33

That’s so lol. 🤣🤣🤣

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Just Jeff 2018-04-15 06:50:02

Quality entertainment, am I right??!

I completely agree with your arguments, hopefully this will be on the Trending tab.
Oh wait! It won't because people don't want to hear arguments that challenge their own thoughts and opinions.

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TheDoctor64 2018-04-15 07:06:18

the same guy that ranted for 40 minutes about a website not paying him

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GoatSkin 2018-04-15 13:07:30

I fell asleep to your voice.

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DiamondTurtle 2018-04-15 20:55:36

EmpLemon holy shit this is 30 minutes? Hell no I'll watch half of it and leave.

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Diggy Pickbeard 2018-04-16 00:30:04

This is a remake of a comment some jerk got it taken down

Emperor Lemon, My respect for you is very high and it is at it's highest because you are lampooning a man who deserves it once again, and I really advocated #tanktherewind by sending many far in wide the #tanktherewind messages

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Standard meme channel anime fan machine 2018-04-16 15:55:56

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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Wilker 2018-04-16 16:49:21

it was a year ago already?

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4nt 2018-04-17 01:34:24

Why are the Simpsons green?

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Xenibalt 2018-04-17 12:22:51

im glad there are more YTPs to catch up on also because those are gold ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE STEAMED HAMS

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Hatted Shadow 2018-04-18 00:02:53

Emp is on the downward spiral again? Well, I guess we are in for another wild ride!

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TheJediSonic 2018-04-21 03:37:49

6:41 I know you don't care much, but it's nice to hear some MM7 music

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SpaghettiToaster 2018-04-21 07:28:41

That was a year ago? Holy shit

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MrAdvantage1 2018-04-21 08:15:35

EmpLemon the funny thing is, I subscribed after 1 minute in when I realized this was a 30 minute video trashing Jimmy Kimmel

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MaxTasker29 2018-04-21 09:09:52

EmpLemon also while rewatching the video I found out that trump managed to get North Korea to stop testing nuclear warheads I have to commend that, and I don’t even like trump.

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One Who Loves Venison 2018-04-21 13:05:26

I love your video, Emporer Lemon, but I just wanted to say that the vast majority of greenhouse gases are produced by cars and other machinery, not livestock.

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One Who Loves Venison 2018-04-21 13:06:20

Mallyoo that doesn’t really matter.

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Sam 2018-04-22 20:38:51

Is that an american dad reference?

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dojo guy 2018-04-22 20:40:46 (edited 2018-05-03 18:53:27 )

EmpLemon Frankly, I’m impressed you made a longer rant over a normie who thinks he’s an outsider than a rant over a big tv personality

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TooSweaty 2018-04-22 21:43:51

EmpLemon 9

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DeltaD 2018-04-22 22:55:27

Is the next one gonna be a half hour?

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_GLXC 2018-04-23 00:56:17

subbed the second i heard the pokemon frlg champion theme

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Aaron 101 2018-04-23 02:23:12

EmpLemon I totally agree about your point with the Oscars. The ceremony was completely ruined thanks to SJWs and unfunny political comedy.

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Nerd Monger 2018-04-23 02:52:46

EmpLemon. 31 minutes and 48 seconds

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Dolphinboi - Play Monster Rancher 2018-04-23 13:10:16

EmpLemon Hehe, I liked that bit from American Dad.

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ProjectFlashlight612 2018-04-23 19:53:51

EmpLemon Nobody calls you Emp. You wish they would, but they don't.

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delilah smoople 2018-04-24 01:28:46

it sucks that it was him who became famous and not his old partner adam carolla

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Marshal Shay Cormac 2018-04-24 02:51:47

EmpLemon 🤔 How about we drain the swamp of washed up Liberal comedians.

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Bio-error 1d10t: User unable to create name. 2018-04-24 03:42:13

Exactly.

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Septor 3000 2018-04-24 05:45:43

I just realized that ytps fall under that category of compilation and reaction channels in which "people take something and claim it as their own", is that why you stopped?

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Umi ZoomR 2018-04-24 16:05:51

EmpLemon
Exactly what you did, what's your point?

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Ni C 2018-04-24 17:12:47

You’re such a beast lol. You Actually destroyed jimmy

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Shlomoberg Shysterstein Shekelwitz Shoahblatt 2018-04-25 12:11:53

It's sad that only 3 people (including myself) got the American Dad bit that your comment is referencing.

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Hunty Red 2018-04-26 00:39:55

You had many chances to rap my ears. Why not?

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oranwax 2018-04-27 18:40:24

1 minute.

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the shawnatiom 2018-04-28 17:13:03

The jokes about Donald Trump's are so nasty because they have so much hatred towards Republicans that the harder jokes the laugh at are Republicans then then Democrats

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Michael Scott-Joynt 2018-05-01 01:48:52

EmpLemon You missed the time Jimmy Fallon had Trump on his show and didn't treat him like garbage, and liberals lost their minds. And Sarah Silverman appearing on a late night show actually dressed as a Nazi soldier. Kimmel also exploited the near-death of his own newborn child to attack Trump on a budget issue. He may be a hack and a loser, but he's a corporate asset, and that's why he's there.

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the shawnatiom 2018-05-02 15:51:04

The only people agree with you are Trump supporters or people who don't align with politics

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Michael Scott-Joynt 2018-05-02 17:04:39

the shawnatiom Jimmy, is that you?

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 02:19:13 (edited 2018-05-03 02:19:39 )

EmpLemon the quality of videos you make are worth my (soon to be) patronage

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Viper Volkan 2018-05-03 04:50:05

Don't worry only 769,827 more views to go to get 1 mil views and people can start boycotting ol' Jimbo

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 22:53:17

EmpLemon keep doing you

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The M.A. 2018-05-04 14:23:14

EmpLemon It's good that your video is 31 minutes. If it was short, then you would have been able to explain your opinion as well.

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Neonman 1230 2018-05-21 15:16:07

EmpLemon this comment is bloody deep in the section

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DrewPicklesTheDark 2018-08-11 05:19:49

Sometimes it just feels good to rant and get it all out.

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can't think of a username 2018-08-14 06:01:09

Catherine Whittaker He died

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IdioticReborn 2018-08-21 18:38:03

I GUESS ITS THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Goblin Goblin 2018-08-28 00:21:51

Good point

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Meme Collector 2018-09-02 23:13:40

Correction, 31:48 !

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Aster07 2018-09-07 17:16:51

Hey, at least they are entertainment videos

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The Epic Spy 2018-09-11 21:27:53

Fucking send this shit to Jimmy.

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chad Angeles 2018-10-06 03:42:07

oh youre being self aware okay

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SirSawtooth 2018-10-23 01:44:04

To your credit the Behind the Meme guy was just doing his own thing. I think you might be impressed with his recent antics or at least get a kick out of his "Depression"

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YT Yt 2018-10-23 10:16:45

ANDDDD UNSUBBED

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Earthbjorn Nahkaimurrao 2018-10-24 02:01:28

That vid just kept giving and giving!

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Jozinek 2018-10-28 13:22:23

I thought your BTM video was a bit ridiculous and over-the-top, but this was brilliant ;) gotta give you credit for that.

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Gian 2018-11-01 19:28:33

We live your rants on mildly important things about society

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Gian 2018-11-21 02:28:00

id1098 the bias is real

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Jethro Tool 2018-11-27 16:52:19

EmpLemon Gentle Giant and Tobacco in the same video. This man knows his quality music

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ChiefCarson 2018-12-18 08:18:10

One minute less

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Druox_ 2018-12-21 04:47:20

EmpLemon
2:52 The Comedic Timing Scream was 20X better than the joke Jimmy said.

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Kenneth Wolfe 2018-12-25 15:05:22

Emp, you better run for Pres... Seriously, I'd vote for you!

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Brother Bup 2019-02-12 03:53:44

As of ten months after this comment was made, about 50% of the replies are the cancerous half of EmpLemon's fanbase (I like the Emp, though, so don't get the wrong idea).

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bradoozy 2019-03-02 16:51:25

Who cares anymore

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Sam432er 2019-06-04 05:58:35

You do realize he said in the read more tab that he said the video was good right?

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madden8021 2019-06-17 23:36:16 (edited 2019-06-17 23:42:43 )

Emplemon, you forgot about the Men Show for this video and it really has Females Sexually harassed and the Trampoline segment

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Jaedon Kuchta 2020-01-29 15:22:25

Nice American dad reference

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Jimmeh Rulez 2020-03-09 18:34:45

Ll

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Piano Covers 2020-03-10 21:12:44

I love American Dad lmao

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Piano Covers 2020-03-10 21:13:18

Roger is the goat!

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artcrime2999 2022-03-06 01:54:12

I'd love to see a follow up to this post capitol riots lmao

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chris. s 2021-11-06 08:44:52

I love your vids

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Conduke Feelingman 2021-09-27 01:27:43

13:50 Gentle Giant - nice!

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Azzrudin Jamil 2021-12-13 06:21:51

Not gonna hide, he has that face...

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Gerudo King Analysis 2021-02-14 14:06:06

No joke dude, my facebook was so full of politics I was pretty much constantly taking notice of politics. I dropped facebook and my happiness has bumped like 20%.

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Jordy 2021-05-18 22:50:07

I'm near that point. I enjoy seeing my friends and family grow, but it's all politics or trying to get people pissed about something otherwise. I rarely see any good memes which kept me on the site. I think YouTube and Snap are about the only socials I'll keep.

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Jordy 2021-05-18 22:50:44

I'm near that point. I enjoy seeing my friends and family grow, but it's all politics or trying to get people pissed about something otherwise. I rarely see any good memes which kept me on the site. I think YouTube and Snap are about the only socials I'll keep.

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Joshna Frank 2021-05-22 12:37:59

Good on ya. Take care and goodluck :)

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Flight Train11 2021-05-26 15:23:12

I only really use Facebook for marketplace

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Ryan Smith 2021-06-21 15:39:52

I avoid most social media, specifically Facebook and Twitter for this reason. They're just so toxic I can't deal with them.

In the social media platforms I am on, I make sure the algorithm knows I dont wanna hear politics.

If I wanna hear about politics, I'm not going to do it when I'm trying to be entertained.

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MK Gaca 2021-06-30 19:50:00

same but i did it for tiktok for a few months. it was all political shit, which yes, i agreed with 99 percent of it, but it was just too much.

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SPUTNIK NZ 2021-07-18 19:49:00

@Jordy keep insta too

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Dharc 2021-07-20 19:10:32

worth

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John Jones 2021-07-28 16:14:03

EXACTLY my situation

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Extremelightning 2021-07-30 14:47:46

Politics always ruin everything

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Kyle Garner 2022-05-20 18:37:24

Why is this video the only one that won't play in mini player?

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Joe Schmoe 2021-10-19 00:24:24

Damn man, get outta my brain!

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scott 2021-11-17 22:00:59

Ignore me just increasing the WATCH TIME and ENGAGEMENT RATE for this vid cause it’s good.

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Neal Kelly 2022-03-12 18:09:08

Stephen Colbert is even worse.

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Young MC 2018-04-21 03:49:59

Roseanne “hold on a sec Jimmy did you agree with her foreign policy?”

Jimmy Kimmel “UUUHHHH.... Never Mind that what about Trump!”

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C E 2018-04-25 01:06:03

Young MC he sounded unreasonably pissed when he heard that. Lol

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 02:20:53

Young MC "trumps a wacko"

Audience is honestly beset with laughter...

I WONDER if it's just conditioning at this point... they've just been conditioned to laugh at Trump so much that they find it hilarious whenever someone says anything bad about him...

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TrueLegendaryStatus 2018-05-03 02:32:06

That legitimately pissed me off. Not that I like Trump (I don't) but the complete dismissing of someone's else criticism is, in part, why we have such a huge divide. Follow that up with him calling her ideas crazy and I wanted to scream. The south park episode about people in SF sniffing their own farts is so appropriate for the current political/social climate in America.

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Cocobarbarian 2018-05-04 02:31:40

that one segment showed why Jimmy Kimmel is the most unqualified guy to be talking politics

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Cunnysmythe 2018-05-04 13:36:03

That was so horrifically transparent

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The M.A. 2018-05-04 14:14:49 (edited 2018-05-04 14:17:24 )

Young MC Roseanne has said some pretty stupid shit in the past but seeing Jimmy trying to ignore her question to make jabs at Trump legit pissed me off.

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hunter 2021-09-01 03:12:46

emplemon is definitely a left libertarian and i respect it <3

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Cobrak1ng 2021-09-01 20:01:28

Centrist libertarian

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:23:21

Same

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:23:31

@Cobrak1ng maybe

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BloodReach 2021-11-01 18:59:38

They lost the plot.

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Walker Pierce 2021-08-29 22:55:37

What has the YouTube rabbit hole lead me to?

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James Hedin 2022-01-12 17:07:42

I can't even listen to the clips. Start hearing Jimmy Kimmel and immediately turn it off

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IARESMART 2018-04-15 23:39:19

I honestly think that this EmpLemon makes really good videos. He is extremely level headed, makes educated, intellectual points, and provides the information in a simple, yet deep and meaningful way. I think that EmpLemon's videos of this type should get more veiws, but don't, because he makes ytp's and "complains about memes". If only this way of thinking was in modern media. (btw, I'm not trying to be a butt-kisser or anything, I just think that he brings up extremely good points.)

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Sultans Of Zing 2018-04-30 23:29:09

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lemon.

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Beck 2018-05-01 16:23:48 (edited 2018-05-01 16:24:08 )

While I don’t agree with everything he says, he makes a damn fine argument

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Moss Hive Network 2018-05-02 00:48:36

He's a rare breed

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Red Penguin 2018-05-02 02:07:27

nice comment you have here

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Robert Mandarr 2018-05-03 06:55:02

emplemon, psastitch-lite, is a cool guy and i do like his videos but i sometimes wonder if the two share soundboards. no complaint. carry on.

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Mtn Do'h 2021-10-05 16:54:16

I hate him. My teacher and some
students in my computer class always play his clips. Idk how anyone likes the guy

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Lukas Yaksic 2021-12-01 09:27:47

great video

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Eagle 2021-09-30 18:36:02

Late night shows are propaganda, that's all.

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fatima 2022-03-14 08:06:29

I like your vids a lot

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Santiago Montgomery 2022-02-16 23:45:26

13:02 oooo, that didn't age well

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Obd1andDown 2021-08-29 15:07:25

I want to know what that sound effect at 4:44 is so badly, he used it in the Dale video too and I can not find it.

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lankey01 2022-04-04 21:00:14

16:00 didn't age well lol

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Lucien Lachance 2022-04-12 19:08:16

It stopped aging well the second he said it lol. Just a straight up insane generalization to make no matter the year, especially when you have a big platform and are trying to make professional, well-researched arguments

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lankey01 2022-04-12 20:42:38

@Lucien Lachance true. I just meant for him personally in my hopes and dreams he hopefully doesn't agree with them anymore😭completely delusional

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Lucien Lachance 2022-04-12 20:49:47

@lankey01 I hope not either. It's worrying that he doesn't comment on it because I would be totally ashamed of this vid if I made it ahahaha. But we can only hope

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Kevin Willett 2021-09-01 14:16:45

Liberals confuse smugness for intelligence.

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Steven Adams 2018-04-13 03:22:00

Roseanne Barr is the shit. At least she's true to herself and sticks by her principles

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PooDoo DrillDick 2018-04-13 12:27:23

too bad she gets to be called crazy for not blindly hating everything

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Si M 2021-09-04 02:54:28

Jimmy kimmel is like the Joe Biden of comedians

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PezDispenser 2021-10-05 22:42:48

Psych is not just any old murder mystery show, it's the best ever.

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Blake Tremain 2021-10-09 04:41:28

Goddamn this got heated

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Terra 2022-05-13 16:38:16

You’re so based it’s unreal.

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Zachary loiselle 2022-05-25 10:53:24

?

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Cup Ramen 2021-02-11 03:30:27

Trumps has been out of office and they still can’t stop talking about him

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TN 2021-02-13 01:18:14 (edited 2021-02-13 01:18:49 )

Agreed i hate trump but i think at this point they’re only giving him the attention he wants, i think stephen colbert is the worst tho

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Crazy Guy 2021-02-19 18:52:40

Who else will we talk about? We've been hating him for so long we don't know what to do now. It's become what defines Americans. Trashing our own fucking president. If we change now, who will we be?

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couch Potato 2021-02-19 21:36:32

They gotta keep milking that dead horse, even though it's been dead for so long it's now a fossil

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Cup Ramen 2021-02-24 02:06:54

@Crazy Guy Its old aready and granted some are funny but after seeing the 1000th one it’s old and stale.

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Offbrand Storage Drive 2021-03-08 09:31:55

@PoisonBannana NPC

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-08 17:24:22

It's most likely because you are one and google doesn't want to tip you off you're being investigated lmao

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-08 17:45:02

@Offbrand Storage Drive I mean, you're considered a national enemy. Let us know how prison is ya? I'll be at home with my NPC wife.

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Tomita The Perverted 2021-03-08 23:11:55

@PoisonBannana .... Who hurt you?

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SLVMBER 2021-03-12 00:38:46

Kinda like when trump spent all four years talking about Obama lol

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Cup Ramen 2021-03-12 03:48:53

@SLVMBER what

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Kek 2021-03-13 07:44:58

@PoisonBannana npc

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-31 14:55:13

@Unknown Warrior I didn't like my own comment. Lmao. I find it funny you can't figure out basic things. Good try

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Unknown Warrior 2021-04-02 18:16:49

@PoisonBannana yeah that's pure cap .

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Supreme Leader WOKE 2021-04-16 23:25:17

@PoisonBannana Alright Timmy, time's up. Let your brother have a turn on the computer.

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-17 04:52:43 (edited 2021-04-17 04:52:57 )

@Supreme Leader WOKE Tough talk for someone who's still waiting for moms permission to leave the house.

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Supreme Leader WOKE 2021-04-17 05:50:54

@PoisonBannana Even if I was, I'd still be more mature than you. But that's not much of an achievement.

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 10:20:54

@PoisonBannana hey, you forgot to mention your NPC Wife’s boyfriend.

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Jordan Kerr 2021-04-18 22:55:37

@TN what attention does he want exactly?

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-18 23:11:47

@Slender Man 186 That made 0 sense, and you're talking about NPCs?

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Jordan Kerr 2021-04-18 23:24:00

@PoisonBannana Sheesh, salty boi

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 23:27:58 (edited 2021-04-18 23:29:13 )

@PoisonBannana you said “and I’ll be with my NPC wife,” but you forgot your wife’s NPC boyfriend.

Are you just slow? I made that joke pretty easy to get.

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-18 23:35:52

@Slender Man 186 your joke wasn't hard to get. It was just bad.

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-18 23:41:19

@Jordan Kerr Seems like that logic is sound, and by that logic, it seems like i won the argument as you came out of your troll house to share your wrong opinions. congratz!

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-18 23:41:58

@Jordan Kerr had to double dip, couldn't resist? must have triggered you in more ways that im aware of.

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-18 23:49:38

@PoisonBannana and yet you still didn’t get it. Imma just say you’re slow.

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-19 00:08:12

@Slender Man 186 your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad.

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Slender Man 186 2021-04-19 00:19:25

@PoisonBannana I don’t, and you’re just too slow to get them.

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-19 03:10:26

@Slender Man 186 i got em, you're just not funny. like i said already

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Jordan Kerr 2021-04-19 03:22:11 (edited 2021-04-19 03:23:36 )

@PoisonBannana and how many times have u responded, shutup dude some people have opinions that armtt the same of yours, don't lose your mind over the Internet amd calm down lol, ur salty dude a nd its okau we can help you

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-19 06:52:50

@Slender Man 186 you're trying really hard, but you're just not funny.

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Crazy Guy 2021-05-13 16:55:48

I gotta stop commenting on political videos/comments.

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Cup Ramen 2021-05-13 17:28:37

@Crazy Guy last time I checked this comment it has 4 replies now it has over 50 what happened

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incinium z 2021-05-25 17:58:24

Did you think they would?

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Cup Ramen 2021-05-25 18:23:31 (edited 2021-05-25 18:24:49 )

@incinium z i hoped so. For example I watched snl scince i was in elementary and loved it but as it continued it got harder to watch a show that constantly mocks your own views. So I stoped watching it until recently. I hoped it can get back to how it use to be but nope it is still hard to watch. Also I don’t mind jokes about trump or stuff on my own views but when it is every single skit it gets frustrating.

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Cup Ramen 2021-05-25 18:28:51

@FederalPhoenix preach man

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-04 01:30:49

@FederalPhoenix oh no a Wendy's. Great failed coup, and that literal call for a coup by Flynn. Oh Lord. You guys really are future news reports.

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Unknown Entity 2021-06-06 00:13:44

Rent freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-06 01:32:33 (edited 2021-06-06 01:32:43 )

@Unknown Entity Axios reports Trump is sad and possibly depressed and still thinks he will be the president in August.

StaaaAAAaable geeeeeEEEniiuusssssss

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The Voices Told Me To Again 2021-06-06 16:31:32

@TN Colbert is absolutely the worst with politically charged bias. He wasnt like that when he did The Colbert Report. But when he switched to primetime or whatever one could call it, half of his show was just anti trump content for over 4 years. I completely quit watching his content because of this. He changed alot.

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Unknown Entity 2021-06-06 20:11:07

The guy is no longer in office and is irrelevant to the current state of affairs yet quite a number of publications have yet to put down reporting on him in an obsessive manner, almost as if they can’t think of anything else to write about. Who cares about him, just focus on the here and now

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Unknown Entity 2021-06-06 20:11:51

@PoisonBannana you missed OP’s point entirely

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-06 22:42:04

@Unknown Entity are you speaking for two people? Me and the OP? Hmmm. Weird. Are you also a trump supporter btw?

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Unknown Entity 2021-06-07 03:26:01

@PoisonBannana Damn whoever programmed you NPCs forgot to add any other insults other than “trump supporter”, kinda sad your grasping at straws and assuming someone who opposes your opinion as some one who supports trump

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-07 03:56:54

@Unknown Entity You spoke for two people. Lol you forgot to address that part. Also, you still didn't answer the question. Are you a trump supporter? That in itself is not an insult, but funny how you perceived it as such. Probably because it's common knowledge being a trump supporter is laughable. Anyways, are you a trump supporter or not? & Why do you feel the need to speak for OP and myself? Do you normally try to redefine reality to fit your terms?

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Unknown Entity 2021-06-07 07:32:23

@PoisonBannana you’ve replied to multiple responses with “trump supporter” and have been condescending in doing so, so it’s not to far of a stretch to think you use it as an insult for people who disagree with your politics. I don’t care much for trump, he’s not great but not terrible as a president. And where did I speak for you or OP? The first response wasn’t aimed at you, also why do you feel the need to respond to my original joke?

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Amberphylaxis 2021-06-08 19:35:40

@PoisonBannana Please just stop, you're only embarrassing yourself further and further. Go touch grass.

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-08 19:54:07

@Amberphylaxis trying to facilitate your safe space i see. Just mute/block me if you're offended by facts and logic. Or, do what your kind do best, and pretend facts are fake news. LOL

Seriously though, you mad?

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Amberphylaxis 2021-06-08 20:04:19

@PoisonBannana I haven't seen you present any "facts or logic" just insulting people who don't agree with you in comment threads. It's honestly pretty sad and pathetic. Also assuming I'm a trump supporter or anything else of the sort just because I pointed out you're making yourself look ridiculous is a pretty big leap there bud.

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-08 20:15:04

@Amberphylaxis What facts or logic do you require to satisfy your confirmation bias? I would assume anyone that sensitive and quick to want to facilitate a safe space would either be a trump supporter or just plain ignorant.

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PoisonBannana 2021-06-08 20:20:54

​@Amberphylaxis Like the fact that Obama was out of office for 4 years and Trump was still talking about him? What facts do you need?

4,500 lawsuits and counting?

25 sexual assault cases? (1 with Jeffery Epstein)

Tax evasion?

Numerous federal/criminal investigations?

withholding evidence and witnesses in court?

Openly wishing the death and execution's of 4 African Americans who were innocent because he wanted to make sure, "just in case" that they weren't criminals?

Lets get into the spicy bits, like the entire leaking military secrets and meeting with monarchs and tyrants? Allowing N Korea to continue Nuclear testing, and causing the Hawaii scare??????

The leaking of US troops in Realtime to Russia on National TV? The knowledge of bounties on US troops?

Keep going?

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Wesss 2021-07-06 09:45:05

Orange man bad
Reeeee

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shritan 2021-07-06 13:48:39

@PoisonBannana tf? I never even said anything…

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-06 15:20:38

@shritan "this reply section is so stupid" try not to get involved into conversations you had nothing to do with. And then lie about not saying anything.

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Ryan Ianaro 2021-07-07 14:09:38

That's because they're deathly afraid of him.... It's sad.

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-07 18:54:44

@PoisonBannana why tho

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-07 18:56:08

@shritan tell me about it

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-07 18:57:11

@Drew Wer true they call for unity but as soon as there’s a different opinon they must be burned at the stake

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shritan 2021-07-07 19:20:11

@PoisonBannana k

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-07 21:56:58

@PoisonBannana man you seem really fun to be around

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-07 21:57:29

@PoisonBannana very articulate and well educated you must have joined your schools debate team

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-07 22:06:11

@Cup Ramen I know right. All the colleges that are controlled by the elite capitalists, teach everyone with degrees and any form of education with Marxist communist doctrine, in order to threaten all those rich elites money after all.... Right???

Like the democrats are defunding the police so they can take your guns away with the defunded police ...

Right?

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-08 02:45:03

@PoisonBannana tf you on about

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-08 05:11:30

@Cup Ramen You're proving you're own point then.... Debating with you actually is pointless.

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-08 15:30:25

@Kirk Bupkis I would but that's actually your wife in those free youjizz videos.

My wife doesn't know. (it's why i wear the ski mask)

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Kirk Bupkis 2021-07-08 15:42:57

@PoisonBannana The ski mask must be obscuring your vision, I think you're confusing my wife with your sister.

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Kirk Bupkis 2021-07-08 15:44:59

@PoisonBannana I guess that makes it a family secret since your wife is your cousin.

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-08 16:03:13 (edited 2021-07-08 16:03:21 )

@Kirk Bupkis Nah, we're not trump supporters, we don't inbreed or hold family secrets. 😘

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Kirk Bupkis 2021-07-08 17:06:49

@PoisonBannana "Durr orange man bad, people who like him are plebians"

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-08 17:17:25

@Kirk Bupkis lol " old man smells kids" meanwhile trumps multiple sexual assault cases since the 90s. Not to mention the allegations, one with Jeffery Epstein and trump as defendants vs a 13 year old in 2016. Lol

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Kirk Bupkis 2021-07-08 17:23:13

@PoisonBannana When did I say I even liked or defended Trump, you're just proving you're an NPC 😂

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-08 20:22:33

@Kirk Bupkis You literally just said "Orange man bad" implying you're defending him from criticism.

Man you trump supporters really became ashamed of supporting him, but your instincts just kick in to defend him when you know you shouldn't lmao.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-11 16:15:05

@TVB true I just wish they wouldn’t constantly alienate half of the US or at least allow rebuplican shows beside the shit to on fox

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Erick Tellez 2021-07-12 01:21:45

And neither can right wingers when it comes to the Clintons.

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Soundshock 2021-07-16 10:37:08

There that into him jeez

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Soundshock 2021-07-16 10:37:43

@PoisonBannana bro pls touch grass

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Ostan5000 2021-07-22 22:18:18

@PoisonBannana Hi :>

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Mateo Rios 2021-07-22 22:24:44

@PoisonBannana dafuq?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-23 01:36:09

@Ostan5000 hi

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Ostan5000 2021-07-23 01:52:32

@PoisonBannana How are you?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-23 02:03:35

@Ostan5000 Just in the middle of a "don't make fun of my idol" echo chamber. Hbu?

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Ostan5000 2021-07-23 02:38:11

@PoisonBannana Very good! I just got done making a bunch of Automation mods for BeamNG Drive!

Speaking of which, have you heard of BeamNG drive?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-23 03:28:43

@Ostan5000 Yeah tried it out, wasn't my thing.

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Ostan5000 2021-07-23 03:45:14

@PoisonBannana Why not?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-23 06:27:31

@Ostan5000 Idk, not into driving games that much.

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Ostan5000 2021-07-23 16:54:43 (edited 2021-07-23 16:54:55 )

@PoisonBannana Aight then, what kind of games do you like playing?

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Ostan5000 2021-07-24 00:49:09

@PoisonBannana Like, are you into First Person Shooter games like Call of Duty? Or Battlefield?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-24 01:53:57

@Ostan5000 meh, tarkovs nice.

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Ostan5000 2021-07-24 01:59:18

Ah I see! I've seen videos of Escape from Tarkov on the internet, their pretty cool!

The FPS game I like playing though is Team Fortress 2 by a long shot.

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Delicheeze 2021-07-24 06:51:51

@PoisonBannana Dude, its been 4 months since you started all this. Just walk away from the computer and go outside. Take a bike ride or just get some fresh air, I dont care what you believe in but this is just sad man, you're wasting away your time arguing with people online. For four months.

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Delicheeze 2021-07-24 07:07:21

@PoisonBannana Not trying to be hostile here, trying to point out that you're wasting a LOT of time on here, and you're on a hair trigger it seems. You can go on about trump, that's fine, you're entitled to that. However, I'm telling you that you should seriously reconsider your time spent. Read a book for all I care, just spend your time in something you find actually enjoyable.

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-24 07:38:33

@Delicheeze So you think that making fun of trump supporters isn't fun or something?

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Delicheeze 2021-07-24 08:21:21

@PoisonBannana I don't know, could be for you. Though, I find it ironic how you posted earlier about having a discussion and people being close minded, now it's all about taking the piss. Do you really wanna continue this and just stamp over the message you tried to preach for the sake of a quick laugh over and over?

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-24 08:27:00

@Delicheeze Oh please enlighten me, teach me how my use of sarcasm can be seen as hypocritical. Please. I need the lesson again, desperately.

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-24 08:28:02

@Delicheeze casually glances over the time you assumed I needed to find something better to do as you engage in the same action you deemed pointless

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Delicheeze 2021-07-24 09:11:37

@PoisonBannana I'm just gonna leave one last comment because I'm not trying to be hostile, I'm just trying to explain that there's a better use of your time. Me posting in a 30 minute period now and again on the same day while it's the dead of night is not comparable to four months of head-to-wall-bashing. Sarcasm doesn't breed conversation, which you wanted to stimulate as previously stated, it just leaves everyone just hating each other more. I hope you have a good night or day wherever you are, just please consider your time well and how little we have of it on this fickle earth. Don't waste it away on this, troll or no troll.

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-24 14:26:00

@PoisonBannana no it’s like completely disregarding half of the US just because they check trumps name and not Hillary

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-24 14:50:06 (edited 2021-07-24 14:50:33 )

@Cup Ramen well besides your deflecting and blatant lack of comprehension, your comment is about talk show comedians talking about jokes on popular figures. Yet, it still goes right over your head that trump still believes he won the election he clearly lost... You're still avoiding that. 😂

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Sk S 2021-07-26 10:45:37

@Jordan Kerr i love how he ignored your comment

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ninjawolf9000 2021-07-26 21:33:38

Geez
Can everyone calm down

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PoisonBannana 2021-07-27 00:46:50

@ninjawolf9000 Nu

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Evan Spanhel 2021-07-28 09:42:56

yes

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Cup Ramen 2021-07-30 17:06:32

@ninjawolf9000 i wish and I posted this comment on a whim thinking no one will see but now look

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The Duke of Swellington 2022-05-31 22:46:02

I miss man show

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Omar Saletović Prins 2022-06-06 16:03:44

delicious rant

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Roddy Evans 2021-08-31 06:12:51

Funny suit man behind the desk said orange mad bad!!!!!!

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ATruePanda 2021-11-07 03:33:45 (edited 2021-11-07 03:36:12 )

It's do weird to remember not all conservatives/republicans are hella racist and hear someone complain about liberals and blackface at the same time

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hey kenny 2018-04-07 22:30:22

Jimmy Kimmel: Trump.
Audience: forced laughing

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abe 2018-04-08 01:47:36

XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Forest S. 2019-12-25 08:21:31

Drumpf

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Ultimate Powa 2019-12-28 06:17:15

@Forest S.
HAHAHAHAHA

Spanish Translation "JAJAJAJAJA"

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Forest S. 2019-12-28 06:21:18

@Ultimate Powa HAHAHAHAHAHA *INTENSE CLAPPING"
Btw, how did you know I'm hispanic? Lol

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Ultimate Powa 2019-12-28 09:34:10

@Forest S.
I know everything about you Forest
suspenseful music plays

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Esra Nabil 2021-08-30 07:03:26 (edited 2021-08-30 07:03:43 )

Nice choice of music the main theme of the vedio game "neighbours from hell"

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Flux_Time 2021-09-03 15:14:04

That song sounds like Primus.

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patologiczny piotruś 2021-09-11 21:55:08

9:08 MERCHANT ALARM

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LunaTheCutest 2021-09-14 02:11:18

politics are dumb

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TechyMarines 2018-04-09 09:40:09

Meanwhile in the UK. we're being jailed for making jokes

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Shabe 2018-04-13 20:20:53

Secede scotland and northern ireland from the UK #breaktheuk

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Watchdog 9000 2018-04-15 16:12:58

Meanwhile in AUS, Feminists are complaining about the 12% of woman in the military.

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Jaxson Davis72 2018-04-21 00:49:42

...yep wtf is western civilization now??

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Cian 2018-04-21 20:19:50

Meanwhile in Ireland, we don't have any crazy laws here, but if you say "ACTUALLY, I DON'T HATE TRUMP", you'll be yelled at to oblivion.

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Nekro Blasphemer 2018-04-21 23:52:20

sounds like the UK too, haha

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Saps 2018-04-22 21:10:24

Space swag I would say that's the same here too honestly

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Arsenic 2018-04-23 21:21:08

So, my girlfriend's always rantin` an` ravin` on abou` how cute er pug is...

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Venusian Viking 2018-04-24 01:52:42

How did that story about the Hitler-saluting dogs is suddenly so relevant when it's something that's happened 2 years ago?

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venator0405 2018-04-24 04:50:26

Venusian Viking It's relevant because it highlights and brings to public attention the UK's abhorrent free speech laws. Something is not made irrelevant just because you say it should be.

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Spyro Shan 2018-04-24 07:08:46

Space swag oh you cant say the truth in england without being arrested

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Venusian Viking 2018-04-24 15:24:12 (edited 2018-04-24 15:24:34 )

@venator Yeah but why now and not 2 years ago?

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Turd Calzone 2021-08-22 20:15:40

13:08 @EmpLemon do you got this song in its entirity?

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Turd Calzone 2021-08-23 07:20:16

@no never was thinking about the edited one, but thanks for answering!

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no never 2021-08-23 12:27:20

@Turd Calzone oh sorry, I have no idea what the edited one is

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Turd Calzone 2021-08-23 12:54:17

@no never <3 wasnt expecting any answer so would just like to thank you once more for restoring my faith in humanity.

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no never 2021-08-25 04:16:01 (edited 2021-08-25 04:16:27 )

 @Turd Calzone <3

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Morii 2021-08-25 17:09:14

some of these visuals make this vid look like a worldcorp music video

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Caleb Peterson 2021-08-25 23:55:29

This video misrepresents liberal ideas and downplays real problems. I'm kind of disappointed because there are things I agree with in this video but then it goes into hating an entire party

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Sam 2022-04-23 02:43:26

Jimmy Kimmel is painfully unfunny, his guests are 100% more entertaining, even the public interviews are funnier than he is

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Dank Lord 2021-03-19 09:58:38

There’s one thing I do like about my generation and it’s us not watching late night tv shows

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Tom Maclary 2021-04-18 16:00:48

Most of your generation is still swayed by social media.

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Dank Lord 2021-04-18 17:45:07

@Tom Maclary wasn’t my point but okay

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ChaosKONG 2021-05-26 23:53:39

@Tom Maclary I agree to a extent. Granted people will always follow the masses or make their own path.

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MyaTheGrandma 2021-07-20 21:25:22

@Tom Maclary Same with you older generations who believe everything they read on Facebook. Let’s just all agree that social media is ruining society.

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Tom Maclary 2021-07-20 21:40:35

@MyaTheGrandma who believes anything on FB? That whole shit is fake, from the friends, to the posts, to the "news". Apparently we older generations only watch the news.

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MyaTheGrandma 2021-07-20 22:17:59 (edited 2021-07-20 22:28:53 )

@Tom Maclary You’ll be surprise! I shouldn’t have generalize older generations like that but this is based off what my own experiences with both my grandma and even my own parents( who are millennials) get a good chunk of their news from Facebook and believe in really wild conspiracy theories to the point it’s making them paranoid. But like I said social media is cancerous and the only one I can stand is YouTube. Also I agree with you that my generation is definitely swayed by social media more than the MSM.

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An even even more uncreative name 2021-08-16 05:00:28

What about adult swim

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riddell26 2021-08-27 07:46:51

@Tom Maclary being swayed by your TV isn't any different.

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Creator Story 2022-01-28 09:23:27

@Dank Lord All jokes aside, if there really was one thing that you loved or just really liked about your generation, what do you think it would be?

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Chase 2022-03-13 15:55:13

conan is good

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Gucci Dishes 2021-12-12 15:52:57

lol gun violence as a culture difference. what culture?

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Chacoolman 2021-11-11 05:13:20

Very based and red pilled

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Cognitive_player 2021-12-09 05:07:46

Twitter should see this.

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Bryan Noneya 2021-10-23 01:59:10

I like your content, and I think you make a lot of great points. But sexual assault and sexual harassment IS common. Just because your own experience doesn't fit with something doesn't mean its wrong. That's called bias. There's plenty of things wrong with how we handle it, and #metoo is a great example on how not to handle it, but the issue is there and needs to be addressed.

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69 420 2021-11-06 23:18:08

@white ch. not funny didn't laugh

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Andrew Gallagher 2018-04-08 00:51:48

“Oh who am I kidding, I can’t just ban straws, because then only outlaws will have straws.” - paper Mario color splash

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tim gimmy 2021-09-02 21:22:08

i’m all for bashing jimmy kimmel but you sound like you interact with normal people in the real world about as much as he does. this could’ve been a focused takedown on the guy but it goes on so many bizarre uninformed tangents that sound like they’re just crafted in response to libtards on twitter.

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Robby Neale 2021-12-14 08:53:39

I think you over-looked why politics / Trump were talked about so much - ratings. Though, it does make me wonder why Fallon didn't have higher ratings by picking up all the republican viewers wanting to watch late night shows since the others were so anti-Trump.

Also, at the end you grouped most liberals as having toxic beliefs, which is basically the same as what you are raging on them for, grouping most conservatives as racists. It made your call for rationalism disingenuous. Generalization rhetoric like this fuels separation and combative mentality, but maybe that was the goal for views. ;)

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 09:11:54

Emp didn't group the Liberals to having toxic beliefs. He was talking about radicals. I think he could have specified. I think he didn't specify enough. I feel like you are kinda upset with this and this makes the statement "but maybe that was the goal for views. ;)" seem petty. Even if he didn't specify on purpose, you cannot deny that many of his other points were not fueled only for views. If you did create this comment out of rage, i have one thing for you: nice cherry picking

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Robby Neale 2022-01-04 19:26:15

​@I still cant think of a name It seems you agree with me. He had a small disclaimer, "it's not all, it's many", but then went on and talked about liberals as a homogenous group with the whole party now having warped, toxic ideals. He never said radical liberals.

My comment about the views was showing the irony about how Emp points out the late night talk shows bash trump & conservatives for ratings, Emp calls for rationalization, but then Emp does that very same thing at the end, but in the other direction for his own "youtube ratings" (views). This isn't cherry-picking, it is a straight 3 minute segment of his video.

I would say I'm more disappointed than upset, because I hate this all "republicans are racists" and "democrats are antifa" thing going on in the US, and was initially happy to see Emp point it out, but then was sad to see him fall in line with the same rhetoric at the end.

side note: What does upset me is when people take tweets and use them as evidence to prove a point about what people are thinking. EVERYBODY does this. What do I care what Manny, Juice, & Asexual God say? For videos like this - whatever, he's a youtuber not a journalist, but when it's MSM doing it - that does cause me rage. You are giving voice to the few crazies out there, not to mention trolls, bots, & the online disinhibition effect. As a society, we need to start pointing out this lazy, biased reporting.

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I still cant think of a name 2022-01-04 19:30:15

@Robby Neale ah, ok. Thanks for clarifying! I couldn't really tell if you were angry or kinda disappointed. Have a nice day!

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Benda 2021-11-03 15:53:27

yeah like there are tons of guns here in the uk

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Dennis Metzger 2021-12-04 20:51:50

I hate the name Jimmy Kimmel now its just such an annoying name. Also great comedy gold reference

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The Thirteenth Floor 2019-06-07 22:17:02

I genuinely don't know why I never noticed the level of hypocrisy in this show, and the vast majority of entertainment media before.

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Peter Pizzarelli 2022-04-04 09:56:57

10:36 lmao

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prnstarinterlude 2021-10-04 18:50:33

Anybody else keep getting better help ads? Like bro wtf

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Jsmes Wagner 2021-10-15 06:40:35

Kimmel waa never funny. He rode corollas coat tails

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Matheus 2021-11-13 19:11:24

Agora entendi pq o danilo gentili gosta dele

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Lilian Giollo 2021-11-15 19:04:10

o danilo é literalmente o Jimmy brasileiro

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Bunny 2018-04-08 18:30:18

Jimmy: Trump...
Audience leans in, holding their breath.
Jimmy:...sucks
Audience:WWWOOOOOOOO!

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PooDoo DrillDick 2018-04-08 19:18:47

gives a laid out reason why trumps not an issue and some people wishing death and hiding their own flawd but showcasing others is awful
audiance: ...
jimbob: Thats nice but Trump sucks!
audiance: uproars

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XchampionXFTW 2018-04-10 13:39:44

dondal dramph gay lol amirite

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DanzoBeanz 2018-04-13 12:50:41

Bunny HAHA LOL LIKE IF DRUMPFT OWNED EPIC STYLE

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BrisFabreeze 2018-04-15 08:10:12

Sadly tru

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Seeker Seraphim the Recluse 2018-09-23 22:41:09

You have a very old account wow also what is your avatar source

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Big Homie 2018-12-19 16:11:09

Bunny late night host: orange man..
Audience: big gasp
Late night host: bad
Audience: YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Joe the doctor 2020-07-08 18:22:24

Jimmy shitmule: Trump did a good thing but for some reason bad
Audience: fucking explodes

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blakegriplingph 2021-10-11 06:35:47

Then again, liberals and conservatives these days are just two sides of the same toxic partisan coin anyway. If neither of them could come up with something worthwhile besides attacking each other for their oversimplified principles and cancel everything that's so ever so slightly offensive, be it a fairy tale adaptation or something far more mundane, nothing changes.

If I say it out that the live-action Snow White remake will be bad because a Hispanic actress is in the lead role, chances are I'd be shut down as racist, but racism isn't my motivation for criticising Disney's actions; I feel that the casting is just as racist as the racism Disney and so many others have pledged to stamp out. I'm not saying that Rachel Zegler is a bad actress in her own right either, but just because there are calls for a more inclusive society doesn't have to equate to tacking on various ethnicities into remakes or adaptations and make a lot of buck for making a (pretentious) statement. Disney could just get away with producing a film that celebrates Zegler's heritage than remake a seminal animated film in the most cash-grabbish way possible.

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Eternal Coke 2021-10-21 22:51:32

I feel nothing but pity and disappointment with anyone who is still picking sides in our current political landscape. What's the point of picking sides when nothing ever changes? centrism isn't even the answer either but picking a side when literally everything is just deep rooted propaganda created for the sole purpose of manipulation and division doing nothing is honestly more preferable.

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Bartholomew Jenkins 2022-05-04 02:56:56

Does anybody remember The Man Show?

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Rasheed Edwards 2022-01-09 15:57:22

Jimble kimble!

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Mc4King 2021-08-27 00:08:27

Great video!
Just the gunlaw stuff is maybe no the brightest thing you said. There is a huge link to guncontrol and shootings. Im german. In europe we don‘t have that kind of stuff happening. And believe me. We have bullying and a lot of sad kids!

Guns do more harm than good and the benefits do not outweigh the harm!

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Harley Thomas 2020-03-29 02:37:54

It’s almost as bad as when Jimmy Fallon made fun of Roger Water’s schizophrenic best friend on live television and Roger had to tell him “it’s not a funny story”.

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JesusBread 2020-05-13 03:53:42

Syd Barret: Had severe mental problems, like schizophrenia, took lots of psychedelic drugs especially LSD, had to leave the band entirely, among many other terrible things.

Jimmy Fallon: haha he's mentally ill lol

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Death_To_Pidgons 2022-04-26 23:02:26

The secret history by donna tartt

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Mister Magoo 2021-09-26 22:07:24

Jimmy Fallon is also awful

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Iblis 2021-09-02 00:21:35

Really? No Picture in Picture? What in the actual F@#% EmpLemon.

Shame on you.
YouTube has made me say horrible things like "F#$% music."

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Adam Garry 2022-03-26 07:01:04

I’m so sad that Colbert isn’t funny anymore. The Colbert report was so good, and now I just pretend he died when he left the show. While John Stewart went on to be a well respected liberal political and social commentator, Steven Colbert went on the recycle negative trump info, now he doesn’t really have anything to say. I am not a trump fan by any means. It’s just sad to see someone you were a fan of slowly become irrelevant. Colbert should have takin a page from John Oliver’s book. And picked what was actually important to him instead of his late show, which fell into obscurity for me quickly from day one. RIP Colbert, RIP.

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bc rock 86 2022-03-27 02:33:07

Colbert is insufferable

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DangerousDavies2008 2021-09-29 05:50:40

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are both awful talk show hosts. Watch an old Carson or Letterman and you’ll notice the complete lack of wit and intelligent conversation In today’s talk shows.

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Riitje 2021-08-31 11:57:42

Shit hasn't changed and this shit is now also hauled over to Europe.

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Натханиел Хавтхорне 2022-03-22 06:11:29

Ik this might sound uncultured, but what’s the harmonica lick from?

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RedsoRed 2021-11-17 22:47:43

I have never been more at the bottom.

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darragh browne 2021-11-04 11:56:20

4:43 is that a cheeky bit of kasabian I hear?

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Orlando Furioso 2021-11-21 15:25:47

It's a good day when EmpLemon is in my recommended

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KoolAidManextra 2021-08-22 16:08:07

me and my friends have mostly different political opinions yet we all hate him

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NitroCreeper10 2021-08-22 15:08:17

Kimmel and corden are equally horrendous

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NCR Trooper 2021-02-28 02:20:27

That woman at 26:30 is legitimately making more sense in a minute than any of these talk show hosts have made in 10 years.

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-16 13:15:25

That’s Roseanne Barr, who was kicked off of her own show “Roseanne,” for daring to be right wing.

Also, “patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.”

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Ray 2021-05-18 09:14:41

@NCR Trooper
You still have a point here tho. Her statement had some truth in it, but propably not the way she meant it. The change she wants to see in the US is disgusting. But one really should question why people voted for trump and how to avoid such nonsense.
After the storm on the capitol everyone should see that there has to change something or your country will die

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-18 10:37:17

@Ray Covid has a 99.8% survival rate, it’s definitely been propagandized to hell, and it can’t be that bad if an entire medical frigate in New York’s harbor has gone completely unused and nurses have the time to do TicTok dances of all things. As for the election, I refuse to believe that anyone genuinely voted for that vegetable, and apparently the recent audit in Arizona agrees.

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Ray 2021-05-18 13:06:21

@Slender Man 186 lmfao
Believe what you want to believe, that just doesnt mean its true. Trump said its fake if he loses, thats just the definition of a bad loser. He couldve taken action to prevent voter fraud but didnt. Seems like a bad president to me

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Ray 2021-05-18 13:06:46

@Slender Man 186 besides, whats the source for the 99.8%? Where do you have this number from?

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-18 18:18:32

@Ray “a fair election” Didn’t CNN just get ousted for spreading propaganda? And didn’t Time also release an article admitting to propaganda and said “the election wasn’t stolen, it was fortified,” which is basically the same a saying “we didn’t steal it, we borrowed it without asking?” And why are they so scared of the audit anyway? If there was no fraud, there shouldn’t be anything to worry about.

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Ray 2021-05-19 15:31:23

@Slender Man 186 did they? Do you have a source for both?
As well as for the death rate of the corona virus. Pretty much the whole world, including the US, has a very much higher death rate, so I'm quite interested to see your source :)

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Ray 2021-05-20 19:24:45

@Slender Man 186 You are clearly not willing to give any proof for any of your claims - which is fine, since I know they are in fact wrong. But I hope you're recognizing that none of what you said is based on facts. I would never postulate such a number like 99.8% when I'm not 100% sure its true :D I really hope you're not doing this anymore

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-20 19:30:53

@Ray get a life, I’ve already told you that my comments have gotten taken down for far less.

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MR. Fodder 2021-05-24 08:03:59

if you care enough to comment and ask someone for numbers to try to prove them wrong, youd care enough to find out for yourself, unless of course youre just doing it to try to make someone look bad and not to actually learn

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Ray 2021-05-24 09:57:07 (edited 2021-05-24 09:58:54 )

@MR. Fodder thanks mate.
»However, we can be almost certain that the survival rate here is not as high as 99.8%, because of the sheer number of people who have already died.«
Thats exactly what I thought, the 99.8% are a wrong statement he heard from some stupid website or Fox news and then continues to spread throughout the internet

Besides:
»Also, Covid-19 is not just dangerous because it kills people. The effects of “long Covid” are not well understood, but it is expected that Covid-19 will reduce the quality of life for some people who contract and survive the disease.«

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Ray 2021-05-24 10:05:49

@MR. Fodder I dont want to try to prove him wrong, I know that he is and dont give a damn about anyone elses opinion here. I want him to reveal his sources, since I expect them to be completely biased.
As you see, he's making stuff up like "I'll get deleted if I post them here".

If someone claims something is true, its ALWAYS up to them to prove this and not to the others to google the result and check if it is BS or not.
Otherwise I could claim 9/11 was an inside job, the US has never been to the moon, etc. And if you'd google it, you'd find results that support the claim, but all of them on bullshit websites. And it wouldnt be you job to go through all of them to see if anyone has a good point here - which they obviously dont, since both statements are wrong.

I think thats obviously the right way to handle facts.
If anyone claims something is true and just tells you to google it, dont believe them.

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-24 10:10:56

@MR. Fodder thank’s dude, my comments get removed if I post links, I think my profile is blacklisted or something. I recently had a comment taken down for linking a .gov article about employment rates.

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Ray 2021-05-24 10:12:48 (edited 2021-05-24 10:15:09 )

@Slender Man 186 jup, being wrong by 3% is huge. Even being wrong by 0.3-0.5% is huge.
It means for the US a difference of 900.000 (if you're wrong by 0.3%) and 1.800.000 deaths (if you're wrong by 0.5%).
Just calculate 300.000.000*0,002, 300.000.000*0,05 and 300.000.000*0,08, and look at the difference.
This is pretty damn important in a pandemic.
And obviously you have the claim from some weird website, since its a common false fact

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Ray 2021-05-24 10:24:17 (edited 2021-05-24 10:27:37 )

@MR. Fodder now to Charlie chester.
Why should one believe this? If you're searching for his name, the first article I see tells me to be sceptical of the "proof", that its not even clear if this guy ever worked for cnn.
Is THAT really all it takes to convince you of something, no matter how false it may be?
Grow up man. There are also a lot of things I wish to be true, but everyone who is older than 14 should know how to find trustworthy sources for their claims and not believe everything just because some website told them its true.
This of course includes cnn aswell. Dont take all the things they say for the plain truth.
But believing one side and not the other just because its more comfortable is not the right way. As an adult one should know this.

The source of the claim is "project veritas", which gets money from the trump foundation.
It doesnt seem very unbiased, does it?

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Akiraspin 2021-06-19 03:50:49

@Ray Kind of like Hillary saying the Russians got Trump elected right? Bet you think that shit is real too lmao.

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Ray 2021-06-19 09:48:10

@Akiraspin no one is saying they got him elected. They interfered in your election and tried to help him. This has been proven, even by your own judges

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Mr. Friendship 2021-08-12 13:33:28

"You know try to think positive for like why people wanted to change."

I think she has a point.

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Squirrel / Syrup 2022-02-04 06:33:16

Maybe Jimmy can talk about how 1/3rd of Congress are passport-holding citizens of another country, a non-extradition country, and it's always the same place.

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I Bruce Easily 2022-02-19 02:43:12

Is it israel?

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MrM 2021-08-31 14:14:25

John Oliver is litteraly a political show

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Williemedicog 2022-01-02 18:32:38

Jesus, you absolutely murdered him

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Rejects Corner 2021-09-03 20:01:09

Emp you’re BASED just now watching all of your videos and I love em. Lol

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Cracka Ton 2019-04-21 13:41:07

Big boi Jimmy: so basically, orange man
Crowd: *GASP!*
Big boi Jimmy: Bad
Crowd: *Applause* Haha Jimmy Kimmel do the big funi because orange man is bad

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Koupip2 2019-05-23 04:54:44

you stole that joke

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Eletgres 2019-06-02 04:00:54

Who is orange man. I want to know this orange man. I bet he is a hero

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Shady Sam 2019-06-09 01:01:41

Someone thief! Thief!

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SPAKELDORF 2019-06-09 03:14:44

@Eletgres Bad is orange man.

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Fandom guy 2019-06-26 02:40:02

Meanwhile on the right: "In essence, Ocasio-Cortez, is a COMMUNIST." Crowd: cheers . "Wait there's more, Bernie Sanders is a COMMUNIST! They all are!" Crowd: cheers . "Tune in for when we talk about ABORTIONS! GUNS! And why this president is the best in the history of the Universe"

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John Doe 2019-07-02 10:52:30

@Fandom guy
The left can't meme. Exhibit one:

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TheAqualegend 2019-07-08 22:24:45

@Fandom guy Weak

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Fandom guy 2019-07-09 04:23:46

@John Doe Eh, I wasn't trying to meme, just point out the hypocrisy.

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-10 13:19:58

@Fandom guy Uhhh no we like comedy.

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Fandom guy 2019-07-11 00:43:02

@SAVAGE TUNER It was pretty funny to me!

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-11 23:44:15

Fandom guy it’s not sorry

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Fandom guy 2019-07-12 00:01:42

@SAVAGE TUNER Well that's subjective isn't it? Which is something Emp should understand too.

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-12 13:33:27

Fandom guy how can you say that’s just a statement? What you think doesn’t matter it’s funny to me.

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Fandom guy 2019-07-12 13:35:34

@SAVAGE TUNER Because what's what it is??? "What you think doesn’t matter it’s funny to me.What you think doesn’t matter it’s funny to me." Exactly my point.

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Blue Typhoon2017 2019-07-14 14:04:54

@John Doe why do memes matter so much to you guys anyway?

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Charles.god 2019-07-15 13:19:35

@Fandom guy tgere is no right wing late night show, we get censored and sheit

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Fandom guy 2019-07-16 05:45:39

@Charles.god What's Hannity supposed to be? Lol. Or judge Pierro? And you have Conservative talk radio, so IDK.

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MrMike855 2019-07-22 01:12:47

That's another thing that's frustrating, when the audiences of these "comedians" clap over shit that 95% of Hollywood celebrities say, even when there's nothing remotely original.

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vurpo 2019-07-23 17:59:41

Imagine trying to say that the some group of people has shitty memes by repeating the same exact four words for years

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Mihir Bajaj 2019-07-25 06:35:27

Well boys we did it, racism is no more

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GawainTheDane 2019-08-01 19:48:41

How'd you make it say 'Read more' when there's nothing more to read?

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The Gaming Rhino 2019-08-13 20:26:24

hey guys peter griffin here. so the joke here is that Donald trump looks like he is orange in bad lighting, and some people dont like him.

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XXMODZ HAXSXX 2019-08-25 01:34:31

@Fandom guy not funny. Didnt laugh

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Fandom guy 2019-09-10 00:07:54

@darklordster It is true. I don't go on political reddits.

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Bulbman256 2019-09-21 23:05:02

I Think we should protest

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pip 2019-09-29 18:41:27

TheTrueMizukage Yagura it's almost like that was the point

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XXMODZ HAXSXX 2019-09-29 21:47:32

@Bulbman256 3742 orang man bad!

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Peter Carioscia 2019-10-07 03:27:04

@Fandom guy at least that's true. She continually pushing garbage socialist legislation, from her "green new deal" which was more socialist agenda than environmental solutions, to her brand new proposal to grant all illegal immigrants full welfare benefits, no questions asked.

Meanwhile, you cannot point me to any legitimate reason that "orange man bad." Questionable things, sure like his brilliant 'video games cause violence' and his support of red flag laws and his absolutely genius vape pen ban.

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Peter Carioscia 2019-10-07 03:32:12

@Fandom guy hannity and Tucker Carlson aren't late night shows, those are editorial segments on fox new... So, try again. Conservative radio shows? Um... Ok... The left has those as well. And nearly the entire podcast market...for conservative comedy shows, we have Steven crowder, that's about it. And YouTube demonetized his entire channel despite them stating he hadn't broken any of their ToS.... Yet Vox REEEEE'd loud enough and YouTube dinged him anyway.

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Don Vito Corleone 2019-10-09 03:43:02

Fandom guy Please send me a link to one of these (I want to watch it for laughs not to get back at you or anything)

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Leonidas Junior Johnson 2019-10-12 12:25:54

Who wants to give The "Vlad Tepes" treatment?

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Domnom2288 2019-10-13 22:43:42

this problem is 10X worse with Seth Meyers

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Malinda Russe 2019-10-19 17:08:23

I don't even like Trump but all the attention he's getting is annoying. Don't like him? Ignore him!

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BabyBee 2019-11-29 00:22:00

@Koupip2 y'all gonna freakout over a dude stealing a joke when he still makes ytp to this day

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S E T A D R I F T O N F I S H A N D C H I P S 2022-04-20 12:12:22

Kimmel's beef with Your Boy Bangs was super cringe.

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Ryan Farrar 2021-11-03 01:37:36

I hate the word 'celebrity' because it means nothing. Actor? Athlete? News anchor? They all actually have titles

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Cobalt *Blue Stickman* 2021-09-16 01:01:56

And he still is

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Khaotic Frosty 2021-11-11 10:57:34

Oh wow, I think my sub was what hit 900K. Congrats.

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Genesis Rail 2020-07-17 03:51:14 (edited 2020-07-18 02:21:38 )

So refreshing to hear someone criticize trump bashing who isn't Steven Crowder or anyone from Rebel Media




Also lowkey this video is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

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joebidenisapedophile 2020-08-29 05:10:18

I suggest Tim Pool

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teteteteta 2020-08-31 16:09:18

ralphyns holy shit man, are you okay?

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Genesis Rail 2020-09-14 12:48:27

@Purple Angry Zmurf your opinion

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joebidenisapedophile 2020-09-14 13:28:38

Purple Angry Zmurf right sorry to keep you from your kimmel back to it now

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joebidenisapedophile 2020-09-15 04:20:26

Benjamin Lapin do you cry yourself to sleep every night

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S RM 2020-10-18 00:54:05

@Purple Angry Zmurf pretty sure you said that just bc he was a Republican

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Luke 2020-10-26 22:19:20

@Purple Angry Zmurf okay l i b t a r d

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Ant the Gord 2020-11-03 18:21:55

Tru

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Genesis Rail 2020-11-08 14:35:21

Wow thanks for 300 likes 😅

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Ty AZ 2020-11-18 16:07:35

@Justus the righteous Don't. It's a Neo-Nazi paper. Dont lose yourself to the fascists who just want to see the world burn my friend.

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Jack 144 2022-03-12 00:58:18

This is a banger video

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Paul S Rohrbaugh 2022-03-22 12:59:10

Based. How come I didn't see this 3 years ago?

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Nøkken Løken 2021-09-25 22:10:35

This didnt age well

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The Brennan 2022-06-25 03:23:32

Wow looking at this today and actually having a reason to rip on trump

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BlueCollarBen 98 2019-09-19 16:33:32

Peter Griffin said it best, “Let’s sit back and watch Jimmy Kimmel try.”

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ConveyApp 2022-02-03 04:41:20

Fast forward 3 years….

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Toongamer 2021-09-25 06:04:06

27:31 lmao

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Red Heat 2021-10-20 14:12:09

Damn, you should really delete twitter its not good for your mental health.

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RayoomTa KWT 2022-05-07 19:01:05

Your vid was so entertaining for 8 minutes suddenly shifted the tone when you inserted your “Anti-Liberals” radical views in a vid about a TV host not about a politician !

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Charles Edwards 2019-09-27 00:19:16

Weird that Jimmy Kimmel (host of The Man Show - a show that had a literal segment before the credits to slow-motion women bouncing on a trampoline) is now one of the champions of "respec wamen". Have the seething hate-mobs NOT heard of this?

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Porcelain Doll 2019-12-26 14:09:10

Maybe they know , but don't care.

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Frank Rabe 2020-02-03 04:28:29

None of them are old enough, maybe? I find this funny as well.

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Yinan 2022-04-20 15:46:01

Great Video

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Josh Lock 2021-11-23 08:21:23

Jimmy sexist - #ManShow

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Saif Mirza 2021-12-24 21:14:13

Jimmy 🐪 is soooooo weird 😕😕

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(NRG)--Rilly rob joe 2022-02-02 18:45:51

i havent seen any of it and i dont plan to

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Staleish Memes 2018-04-08 00:59:07

#FreeDankula Do a video on him Emperor. You raise the awareness. Most people see your logic and agree so you should be able to help him.

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Matthew Iler 2018-04-08 22:48:55

Staleish Memes He deserves to be in jail.

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Staleish Memes 2018-04-08 23:01:44

Matthew Iler Do you hate free speech?

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Staleish Memes 2018-04-08 23:55:48

Matthew Iler By him going to jail, you set a precedent for the fall of free speech. He is also not a Nazi. If you watched the video or any of his other ones you would know that.

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Matthew Iler 2018-04-09 00:56:28

PipeGuy64Bit Oh wow. Threatening me with violence. So civilized.

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MisplacedEntity 2022-03-29 06:37:10

Hes still trump bashing lol

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kys 2021-08-28 03:27:56

Ohh… then you should see Bill Mahr if you dont like him.

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Maria Helena Lafay 2022-04-03 00:46:05

Lol you really missed the point on that

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Rick R 2021-11-19 07:38:18

Thank you-

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MoonTiger 2021-08-26 07:40:00

he did black face omg

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brandname6 2021-12-04 06:13:50

What are adam corolla thoughts on this guys whole deal now

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cook cook 2021-10-22 20:09:40

Please make a Amy Schumer video

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MilkmanC 2022-01-13 06:26:22

Tribalism is what's wrong. We should be better than just agreeing with our pack. That's what makes it so easy to overreact. The tribe has done the thinking for you.

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European Larper 2020-01-02 16:40:08

Content Cop: Jimmy Kimmel

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Jamie 2020-03-30 19:24:52

Name checks out.

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Jimmy Crispin 2020-04-27 23:41:45

Thank you jimmy kimmel

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Awful Username 2020-04-29 05:12:20

Oh my God it's the real Jimmy Kimmel

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dbloseven 2020-05-02 14:36:06

thank you jimmy kimmel

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Le Monke 2020-05-03 04:35:47

jimmy kimmel is that u

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JWil42 2020-05-19 01:14:49

Sadly, Idubbbz has gone off the deep end himself.

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Shadow Todd Howard 2020-05-28 11:26:22

Quinoa!

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JWil42 2020-06-09 20:20:05

Jett’s Dad Died have you heard about how Idubbbz has turned into a simp? His fiancée made an OnlyFans account

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TheDnaitsirc 2020-06-18 02:25:34

S e m p

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oh my bad 2020-06-20 13:42:11

@Pancreas iddibz=sinlp haha

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Merfolk Surprise 2020-07-23 23:16:45

@Shadow Todd Howard remake oblivion

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Chill Pill Will 2020-07-27 01:02:25

This one comment is better than than the entire show

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Apenas o Thomas 2020-09-02 02:11:26

Wait. That's Ilegal

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Vox Man 2020-09-11 17:46:41

Thanks Jimmy Kimmel!

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elliott burton 2020-09-25 01:52:29

I thought I blocked your channel

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Hans Moleman Productions Presents… 2021-11-15 19:54:53

Idk, late night is just so dead. It’s such a dead medium for celebs to promote anything, and each passing minute it’s getting less and less relevant.

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Escape Velocity 2021-09-18 17:22:19

American tv is total trash and I came to this conclusion just by watching this video and SNL with Elon Musk

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J A Z Z 2021-10-17 18:59:52

>no nonsense
>Twitter


Huh?

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smokinnplatez 2021-09-25 05:06:12

You flip through tv .?!?!?!

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KillerKitten753 2020-07-09 01:34:40

Tbh Roseanne completely demolished him in the debate.

“I didn’t change, y’all went so f*cking far off and lost everybody”

“Just chill dude. Just chill!”

And he laughs it off. Like she genuinely just told him how to be rational and his best response was “lmao you’re wrong. Orange man bad” applause from fake audience

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Dally H. 2020-08-28 23:30:20

I love it when anime profiles make stellar points. There's just something so wholesome about it.

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KillerKitten753 2020-08-29 03:24:19

Dally H. “Wisdom often comes from unexpected places”
-some fortune cookie somewhere

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KillerKitten753 2020-12-07 04:33:19

@Everything Is Burning Like Fire You’re like the 30th person this week to tell me that lol.

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Colonel 100 2020-12-14 02:46:28

@Everything Is Burning Like Fire Does it say that you have a like?

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Voodoo 2021-01-09 18:14:21

This is the saddest part. I felt uncomfortable watching this part, imagined being that woman...

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MADDY17 2021-01-17 04:02:44

@Everything Is Burning Like Fire I think you misspelled "man", or youre trying to be edgy or funny or something, and if thats your goal, please improve on comedy

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MADDY17 2021-01-25 02:26:43

@Thomas Daly I already am, sry for the inconvenience

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Ya boi Tombuto 2021-12-04 23:05:27

good video

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Charles Horseman 2021-11-26 19:02:53

Kimmy Jibblets? Yep, trash.

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pimp spongebob 2021-11-19 14:10:41

to anyone who considers proceeding to the cesspool that is the recent comment section please don't

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SpeedWeenie 2022-05-13 13:26:46

If you think that Jimmy Fallon is the best late night host, you are lost. I mean, none of these shows are very funny. It's boomer humor but Jimmy Fallon has never been funny.

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Eli Schenk 2018-09-21 16:00:23

I usually consider myself a liberal, and once in a while I do need to get slapped in the face to get brought back to reality about certain ideas. I hate Trump, but I know that he's not the epitome of "Hitler Satan" the tv tells me he is. What I'm trying to say is, Thank you, EmpLemon for making me laugh and think with your quality content.

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Roman Bellic 2018-10-18 17:46:57

Deathpie24 Goop26 He's definitely not stupid, he just wasn't fit for being a president. Dude had no previous political experience. But I think he's getting the hang of it. Still is an ass though, but hey, we're not dead, so at least there's that.

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Ba29ne 2018-10-24 01:55:20

Oh boy, here we go

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Mercury 2018-10-24 03:49:48

And so did the cost of living.

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Liliputian07 2018-10-25 04:46:51

@Roman Bellic
LMAO DEFINITELY NOT STUPID

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resistance2final 2018-10-25 07:47:26

I'll give him this..he's really good at making money. However, I wouldn't call him intelligent..at least not the current him. When I hear him speak he seem to ramble on and repeats himself constantly! Almost like he's at a loss for words. Maybe he's just old and the noggin just dont work as it used to. Still, its evident he knows whatever he says will be rejected by the people against him and taken as gospel truth to the people that support him.

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Dod Ivid 2018-10-25 20:13:00

there are a bunch of vids explaining just this, and why trump does that. So basicly, why he said all those controversial stuff during the republic primary was to gain attention. The media gave him 2 billion dollars worth of free advertising. Thats why he won the primary, cuz he was just everywhere (and the ability to call everyone differen names (lying ted, weak Jeb) crooked hillary, etc.)

Also, why he always repeats the same things over and over is because he follows this simple doctrine : whats gets repeated gets remembered. So thats why you always see all those mcdonald ads EVERYWHERE. the first few wont convince you, but as you see hundreds of ads about its delicious (not) burgers, your brain decides to go there. So when he makes these very very simple statements (which the media reports) after seeing it for a kabillion amounts of time, some people believe him. there are a bunch of other stuff, im just too lazy to wright this. Here are the videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LR6EA91zLo&index=10&t=0s&list=LLwxhulS7U4sDkXV19Kg3CBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IctC0Quf8zc&index=11&t=0s&list=LLwxhulS7U4sDkXV19Kg3CBA

Even emp himself has a video about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&index=6&t=0s&list=LLwxhulS7U4sDkXV19Kg3CBA

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Former Government Human #4937 2018-10-30 20:22:28

Orangemanbad
#orangeisthenewbad

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Former Government Human #4937 2018-10-30 20:23:33

resistance2final repetition is easier for the masses to absorb, it is how we are programm... it is how we learn and place values on individuals.

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Mr. Giraffe 2018-10-30 21:18:01

I just hate identity politics. I think we need small government. Few and smart regulations and minimal taxes and handouts. I don't think you need to be a genius to enact those beliefs. Its hilarious how people label me as a facist, but that involves a large overcontrolling government.

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D 2018-10-31 07:43:50

@Eli Schneck Ah yes, one of the many "I hate trump but won't give a single reason why I do!" people. Did the TV set tell you he is racist and orange?

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VSauce 4 2021-11-12 06:41:18

The fact that I actually consider myself smart in America is depressing. It hurts my head to see how worthless and just embarrassingly stupid so many people are. I really hate it. It would be so much easier to not be even slightly aware of the true problems of society while millions with far easier lives about how they have the answers when the average adult pig has more of a clue than them. It’s really stressful.

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Taylor 2021-11-17 01:36:06

Ignorance is bliss. What I'd give to be a braindead, non self-aware drone who just does what he's told and believes what he hears. Because it sucks seeing through a veil of half-assed lies and having people claim I'm the weird one for pointing out when things don't add up.

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Ryan 2022-04-20 17:26:57

based Emp

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Kyle Schalitz 2022-03-05 06:29:39

I'd be real curious to see how all these late night shows have plummeted in ratings since papa Joe got in office. Now that trumps gone, their audience is gone (i.e. skin head lesbians.)

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craig down 2021-08-26 03:25:13

seth meyers is even worse.

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nedwart 2018-04-07 22:03:08

This is gonna get copyright struck by Disney/ABC so fucking fast

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Nathan Jones 2021-11-10 03:46:20

Hmmmmm……. I’m not sure about this.

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SWINE 2021-10-14 05:39:10

3 years later, this video is spot on

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Zach Spear 2021-08-30 16:46:36

LTE in the background!!

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inthefort 2022-04-28 05:29:22

Race relations are a serious issue in America, Emp. Cmon bro.

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Elijah Massey 2021-01-10 21:40:29

I've actually dispised celebrity culture for such a long time. Yet, I could "tolerate" it because it never seemed to pollute the wider society in any substantive way. I think people can like whatever they want as long as it does not negatively affect others. However, especially after Trump's election in 2016, celebrity culture, (funny how he actually comes from the same culture), and by extension, the mainstream media seemed to latch onto his incomitance in a parasitic way: driving themselves into a similar madness. These absurdities have compounded in academia, which often produces a generation that pits itself against the very governmental and economical principles that allow it to exist. Finally, causing America to instigate political polarization that rivals the 1850's. This situation seems hopeless when we only address the symptoms of the issues instead of pondering their causes. Most true intellectuals can't even discuss solutions to this problem because of censorship, sometimes more explicit than others. Summarized: we're fucked unless we can open ourselves up to uncomfortable discussions and ideas that go beyond reductive stereotypes of the "other side."

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ChaosKONG 2021-05-26 23:44:08

Yeah I believe that if we start to see the other side and actually get uncomfortable with how things our this toxic fuckin culture just might change. Rn it feels like I’m being scrutinized for anything I might say or do or think just cuz one side thinks that I’m a fuckin idiot for saying something they don’t like.

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A.S. H. 2021-10-14 20:24:21

I remember when the MAN SHOW came out and I was a young teenager....even then he wasn't the kind of man I wanted to be and his cohost was even worse about EVERYTHING you describe. I think that's how he skirted by almost, folks like...well he's not that guy

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Tyler Dennen 2021-10-17 10:01:02

the amount of times you subtly use jewish coded villains as graphics when talking about people taking advantage of someone or something makes me uncomfortable. example in this video occurs @ 5:19

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Eternal Coke 2021-10-21 22:15:18

It's uncomfortable cause its true

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Swarley751 2021-11-25 20:56:19

Still somewhat better than James Corden

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General Shenanigans 2022-03-16 18:43:23

Now that’s a very true statement

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mopsnuf 2022-06-08 22:46:57

This feels a little out of Emps depth compared to the newer material, despite the eloquent phrasing. Happy to see where the channel went.

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mopsnuf 2022-06-08 23:04:18

I think the core of the argument stands, but in the end too much of it is just that - arguments. presented as sole facts. I guess what Emp thinks 'liberals' are so terribly guilty of.

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lambda gaming 2018-04-09 01:22:45

I love guns and support the nra, that doesnt mean i hate you for disagreeing emp. The problem with america is nobody can agree to disagree. I love your content and dont think less of you just because of your opinion

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King PePePe 2018-04-21 12:47:52

lambda gaming They also can't just partially agree and disagree with someone on separate topics. They try to make everything black and white which just isn't how the world works. They think emotionally instead of mentally.

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DALX. & ADNAMA Media 2021-09-04 06:22:54

this video aged like milk

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Chris 2021-09-06 02:17:36

in what way?

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DALX. & ADNAMA Media 2021-09-06 02:27:55

@Chris every way... did you watch it

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Chris 2021-09-06 02:39:36

@DALX. & ADNAMA Media
not in a few months. skimmed through the video and all I can find is him shitting on Kimmel and some stuff about liberals being big mad about Trump.
Genuinely curious, I might be forgetting something

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Wu Zi Mu 2021-09-06 07:10:35

no it hasnt you just personally disagree

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Luis Cornejo Miramontes 2022-01-31 01:31:29 (edited 2022-01-31 01:31:47 )

As a Marine, hearing this guy say that North Korea was our worst foreign adversary, that was pretty silly.

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Horacio Barrios 2022-02-01 02:31:41

Nobody cares

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Joshua Yung 2022-04-05 00:21:51

Yeah, that was pretty uninformed of him to say. North Korea matters to American geopolitics exactly as much as the USA cares and not an iota more. The country only exists as a hedge for China and America to play chess in Southeast Asian geopolitics, and previous administrations at the end of the day refused to meet with their leaders as that would legitimize their petty Dictatorship on the international stage. You don't treat a yelping Chihuahua to a seat at the table. The fact remains that Trump didn't even get anything out of it after all that fanfare, not that NK exports anything of value.

In case that wasn't clear, Trump got outplayed by fucking Kim Jong-Un. Let that sink in.

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Adrian Duke 2021-09-12 21:15:30

the vast may jority of what???

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Thart 2022-03-28 23:11:46

Don’t tell me ur a trump fan 😭

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John Rollercoaster Jr. 2022-03-29 21:18:59

I doubt it, at least at this point. He seems to be pretty anti-capitalist. I mean the dude built his channel dealing with Viacom’s bullshit. Maybe when this video was made he was.

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Matterz 2022-03-31 02:47:20

Did you even watch the video he stated he doesn’t like trump

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ThatCleverFox 2018-04-07 22:34:01

The Virgin Kimmel VS The Chad O’Brien.

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Amy Sutherland 2021-08-23 07:13:33

ayo hashtag #jimmykimmelstfu

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Traveller • 6 years ago 2022-01-03 13:54:18 (edited 2022-01-03 14:04:49 )

23:03 bro went from saying there’s no racism in America because Obama got elected to criticism of the military industrial complex.

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OddBearAndDog 2022-05-01 09:54:26

13:07 kobe is dead

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Orlando Furioso 2022-05-30 07:28:27

This video is almost 6 years old

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Curtis Nisly 2022-01-13 16:59:29

10/10 loving the content

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MoodyBlues2077 2018-04-08 02:29:27

Genuinely chuckled when you called him a "comedian".

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King Dingaling 2021-12-30 22:37:10

% 💯 agree

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Jason808Vance 2021-11-18 08:07:05

Network tv is garbage. As somebody who follows comedy those shows are where comedians go to die. Most of it is writers jimmy gets paid by the network to say whatever they want same with Trevor Noah, Colbert etc at another time maybe it was different but for the most part these shows are advertising and propaganda.

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Your Sleep Paralysis Demon 2022-04-04 22:23:48

21:06 in what about outside urban areas??

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Doug on the Other Channel 2021-11-17 18:24:40

Dude.. who TF are you? This was awesome! A knowledge based channel where the under current ISNT bleeding heart liberal BS.

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Bibs P 2021-04-12 05:32:42 (edited 2021-04-12 05:32:53 )

Jimmy Kimmel, while not my cuppa tea, is not as bad as Fallon.
Seeing him scramble to protect Amazon from John Oliver, to stop people knowing how repulsively they treat workers was actually cringe inducing.

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wynny jim 2021-11-06 10:20:37

follow the money ig

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Arkán Dreamwalker 2021-12-13 07:11:49

Where can I find that picture from 25:45?

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xeoknight 2021-08-31 05:58:11

this comment section is a cesspool

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Deinonychus 2022-05-23 03:58:05

The Kobe Bryant section did NOT age well.

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Lillick Smillick 2022-05-27 00:58:10

It did?

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Adam Murillo 2021-11-11 22:33:39

The sad truth is that this video will never be watched by any liberals....

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t joseph c 2021-07-25 06:30:22

wow Roseanne actually sounded extremely reasonable and I find it funny that the media created a storyline that she was mentally unstable during this period

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Will L 2022-01-28 00:57:25

Most of this aged well, but not the Kobe part😭

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James Castle 2021-08-29 17:50:28

This video went downhill very very fast

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Critical Charge 2021-08-29 22:10:12

How come?

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Depressed Scottish Dogs 2022-03-17 13:22:53

what was with that Prince sneak diss dude

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NonExistent 2022-04-12 00:14:15

The only good thing I remember him from was “The Man Show” a show that couldn’t exist today sadly

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SpeedPants 2018-04-07 21:25:39

i agree with this title so much it's unbelievable.

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KeyserSoze26B 2022-02-06 00:01:50

Prrrreeeeaaach!!! PREACH!!!

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Raymond Siddiqi 2021-08-27 03:46:41

I'm sorry........ are any late night hosts funny?

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Seriöser Name 2021-12-05 10:12:25

20:00 how exactly doesn’t it?

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Shadi Albiss 2022-01-01 06:58:27

it's all about what is between the eyes and not with guns in general. It's like saying we should get rid of knives because they can kill people.

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Seriöser Name 2022-01-01 12:03:57

@Shadi AlbissThere is a legitimate use for knives in household. F. e. to cut meat. Guns are only used to kill.
Guns are also way more dangerous because they allow the shooter to stay out of range and are deadlier.

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Shadi Albiss 2022-01-01 12:22:31

@Seriöser Name that is a prime example of why it’s a complicated because on one hand it can be seen as a dangerous weapon and you are right but at the same time the fact that it is a dangerous is the best form of defense because tension comes in fast and help comes so slow.

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IndiConRecs 2022-03-21 22:32:31

you really kinda lost me at the end there. as a POC racism is still very real and should be talked about..

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Chartsiri Ratanacharoensiri 2019-04-15 19:12:29 (edited 2019-04-15 19:12:44 )

Well, one year later...
Hostless Oscar had more viewers than Jimmy Kimmel.
This video is completely true.

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sam wise 2019-06-19 03:17:03

Proving the best part about watching Jimmy Kimmel is not actually watching Jimmy Kimmel.

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Emi Grant 2019-08-16 19:28:24 (edited 2019-09-25 06:45:13 )

Then again, the Academy had to nominate and award Black Panther and Bohemian Rhapsody to do so, but yeah.

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Lucien Postle 2021-10-08 12:02:47

20:22 well i mean look at the countries without access to firearms

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Skytrooper82d 2022-02-17 17:58:33

Emplemon, I’m curious what you think about the situation you addressed in this video after four more years of, not only the same issues, but the considerable increase in the level of madness exhibited by the Lunatic Left.

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kooky311 2021-09-01 10:20:30

What the fuck just cause prince was on fentanyl he didn't deserve the recognition?

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:21:22

Yeah that was a bad take.

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E 2021-09-04 13:09:46

@Gen Z Perspective and Kobe …

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-04 14:18:02

@E that definitely aged poorly

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Oryan Goat 2021-12-14 23:40:46

Did you used to make YTPs?

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Nicolas Gabriel 2021-12-17 04:12:08

Yes he used to

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UltraGaming 49 2018-10-30 21:29:35

even meme lords are more up to date and have a bigger brain than most people

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SuperTalkCam 2018-11-19 22:41:33

AGREEED!

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Taser Tag 2018-11-20 11:12:01

There I am!

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indeepj 2018-12-13 00:02:02

That Is A Correct Statement

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Awayforthewin 2018-12-14 04:40:38

Self awareness

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Mustardy Boi 2018-12-19 22:56:13

Cough PewDiePie Cough

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Another Name 2018-12-25 18:10:01

Most! All!

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Swiftail 他媽的臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) 2021-10-30 05:25:05

Also R.I.P Kobe Bryant

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wuandale pringle 2021-11-01 01:27:53

Your joking right?

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Swiftail 他媽的臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) 2021-11-07 05:55:34

@wuandale pringle hey, don't think I didn't forget about you Eddie. R.I.P to you too

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wuandale pringle 2021-11-07 07:30:38

@Swiftail 他媽的臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) Thats better

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Swiftail 他媽的臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) 2021-11-27 22:34:48

@wuandale pringle makr sure to Say Hi to Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul.

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World weary wombat 2022-05-03 15:50:58

How many Jimmies are on American late night tv?

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Dylan Chevalier 2022-05-05 03:08:59

Two?

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Peter Lolowitz 2021-11-23 20:58:39

potential peace with north korea lulz

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BANO notit 2022-05-12 02:50:00

So, it's like Soloviov in Russia but who don't like president of his time? Wow that means both Russia and USA have pretty the same instruments! Who can imagine that

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Guts 2020-01-29 20:28:45

That Kobe Bryant comment just got a whole lot more relevant.

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erose524 2020-02-10 02:25:39

Yeah lmao

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Fucking Loser 2020-02-20 18:36:23

@Joseph Sneep He didn't say he was, he said that he wasn't convicted.

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Carlos 2020-02-24 16:30:37

?

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Robert Gaudet 2020-02-27 05:29:55

@Joaquín Solís You'd have thrown the book at those kids at U Virginia, eh?

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Killer Force 2020-03-22 13:17:09

OMG WHAT????????

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braxton 2020-04-10 02:32:17

Joey Foster f

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Bioniking 2020-04-18 16:41:50

Flug Stalin died, so why even bother bringing up criticism? lEt tHe MAn rEsT

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-20 01:16:08

Danale Milloy people go after pedophiles, no matter what their race is

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Kendrick Ludwig 2020-04-26 19:07:04

Kobe only got off bc he’s rich, Weinstein didn’t bc there was an overwhelming amount of proof, and no one was defending him besides his lawyer

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Woomy Dayz 2020-04-28 19:22:20

I was gonna say lol

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Ghost 2020-05-02 21:05:14

@Danale Milloy idk wtf you're talking about. Cassie Anthony the most KNOWN case in the USA, the mother that murdered her child in the eyes of the public, was not convicted and people still harass her to this day. Why you gotta make it a black thing?

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Donald camp 2020-05-03 16:41:39

@Danale Milloy can I be real Cosby and R.Kelly I defend up to the point there was too much proof to keep it up. I still defend O.J. As for the white dudes you talked about I can't say how I feel and what should happen to them because you would have to report me to Law enforcement. With that said I hope you and your family are safe and you are making in this crazy world we live in today.

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Waffle Man 2020-05-19 12:47:28

Kendrick Ludwig you are aware Harvey Weinstein also got away with it for a long time because he was rich, right?

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Gabriel Diaz 2020-05-20 21:19:35

sanic sanic OMMGGG WHAT

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Small-el 2020-05-28 13:26:19

Aledged

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ThatOneRedPanda 2020-05-31 19:59:16

Same with the online school part

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h0ckeyman13 2020-06-06 19:11:37

@Flug ok you gonna bring that same attitude towards everyone else that happened to?

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Roosevelt Brentwood 2020-06-08 22:22:17

cmon y’all he was good at sports, thats what makes you a good person right? right?

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Roosevelt Brentwood 2020-06-09 08:39:22

Jett’s Dad Died exactly. even his wife forgave him after he bought her a new diamond. Thats how you know he was a gentleman.

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C V 2020-06-12 07:01:55

ALAN WRENCH

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Tommy C's Cat 2020-07-01 07:48:56

@Bioniking Underrated comment

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Fahed !🤘😈 2020-07-04 02:52:06

No

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Big Brother TW 2020-07-04 13:34:03

@Danale Milloy because those guys have really been relevant, and kobe wasn't innocent

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Christo Bobbo 2020-07-06 04:01:41

@Danale Milloy someone's always gotta bring race into it smh

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Christo Bobbo 2020-07-06 04:03:10

@JOHN JOHN I mean there was a documentary...

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Dave Mardrov 2020-07-06 09:05:37

Bolbi haha Kobe tried to dunk his helicopter

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Nemesis Of The Internet 2020-07-07 17:46:16

@Christo Bobbo Oh yeah, a documentary! A medium known for overexaggerating and outright making up information for the sake of making the story "more interesting" and "hooking" the viewer more! Guess that makes the man 100% guilty without a doubt!

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rodrigo 2020-07-08 03:50:10

Man im not into that, did he really do that ???

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xboi 360 2020-07-08 21:32:11

This whole video just becomes more relevant as time goes on

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james 2020-07-09 14:23:20

Flug
Please

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james 2020-07-09 14:23:24

lol
Xom

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james 2020-07-09 14:23:27

Flug mo

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Chip Altman 2022-01-02 18:19:13

I don't think Jimmy's Karl Malone impersonation counts as blackface.

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Ry Lueb 2021-11-15 14:40:28

Wolfenstein????

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Luis-Raul Diaz-Rios 2022-01-04 18:54:08

17:50 great graphics

XD

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Demos Busby 2021-09-09 23:41:13

Most talk shows are awful

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Jack is Best Boy 2018-08-13 23:29:23

I love how unbiased you are. I support Trump but I'm fine with you not liking him, because you're completely unbigoted, and you don't hate him for no reason.

Great video overall!

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Shitty Tim 2021-09-02 01:23:27

This aged like milk

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:19:43

Especially claiming Trump isn't a fascist lmfao

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kn 2021-09-03 00:20:29

Dude turned the country upside down lmaoo

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I’m with English 2021-09-03 00:37:24

@Gen Z Perspective He's not though

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I’m with English 2021-09-03 00:37:38

@kn How so?

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-03 01:33:00

@I’m with English I implore you to read the works of philosopher Umberto Eco and his "14 common traits of fascist ideology" I will list them bellow,

co is firm in claiming “There was only one Nazism,” he says, “the fascist game can be played in many forms, and the name of the game does not change.” Eco reduces the qualities of what he calls “Ur-Fascism, or Eternal Fascism” down to 14 “typical” features. “These features,” writes the novelist and semiotician, “cannot be organized into a system; many of them contradict each other, and are also typical of other kinds of despotism or fanaticism. But it is enough that one of them be present to allow fascism to coagulate around it.”

The cult of tradition. “One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements.”

The rejection of modernism. “The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.”

The cult of action for action’s sake. “Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation.”

Disagreement is treason. “The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge.”

Fear of difference. “The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.”

Appeal to social frustration. “One of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.”

The obsession with a plot. “Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the obsession with a plot, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged.”

The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. “For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.”

Contempt for the weak. “Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology.”

Everybody is educated to become a hero. “In Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death.”

Machismo and weaponry. “Machismo implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality.”

Selective populism. “There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.”

Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.”

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Lolmaster Jerkit 2021-10-13 02:21:15

Was thinking of subbing for a while but once I saw the end if this video it was a no brainer thank god you aren't another braindead npc you have earned another sub sir do great things!

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bert 2021-10-17 05:01:37

“Omg you said my opinions are right, you are such a great smart person”

Lmao bro YOU are the NPC

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Lolmaster Jerkit 2021-10-17 05:56:11

@bert been tryna think of a response when I realized "oh yea this is the internet, who cares what this bert guy thinks" but then I also thought why in the first place you wrote this comment, then I realized......





Your actually the main character and this entire reality is your dream and we are all just npcs expect for you bert, that's right bert you are the azathoth of this plane of reality. Oh bert your absolute god opinion just triumphs over all!

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bert 2021-10-17 07:38:43

@Lolmaster Jerkit

You literally said something about how someone isn’t a brain dead npc because they said something you agree with, and then say this

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Lolmaster Jerkit 2021-10-17 15:18:24

@bert your taking youtube comments to seriously get outside today kid

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Violence Is Fun 2021-12-02 19:18:34

Jimmy Riddle

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Abdelhak winston 2021-12-20 13:17:47

17:24 ok wtf did i just watch

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Humanes 2020-04-27 05:34:40

I know this is a 2 year late comment but allow me to thank you in full EmpLemon. I know these videos take a really long time to make and is even harder to post because some of your current audience dislikes the “political videos”. Anyways thank you for sharing your very vital standpoint in that Jimmy Kimmel is truly a tumor to our political society. You have once again have entertained me and have opened my eyes to a pest on national television going by the name of Jimmy Kimmel Live! All I can do right now is say thank you for your efforts towards true entertainment and helping us all learn a little something while at it.

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Henry Crabs 2022-03-10 04:10:27

Poor Kobe

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Terra 2022-05-13 16:35:22

This video didn’t age well huh

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Ding Ding The Youtube Buddy 2022-05-15 05:41:55

What do you mean?

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JetAlone 2022-06-05 07:44:05

it literally aged like fine wine

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Terra 2022-06-05 09:16:25

@JetAlone wine no1 touches

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ant s 2021-11-01 04:47:41

there are 14,000 clowns

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That reptile Guy 2022-05-26 02:26:58

To answer how many dprk citizens almost all of them

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GB Alph4 2020-06-24 06:18:29

He’s getting cancelled by everyone for his blackface depictions and now running away from it all...

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Obama Gaming 2020-07-10 12:11:59

Honestly, I don't like Jimmy Kimmel but I also can't agree with having him cancelled for past mistakes. Even if they're big fucking mistakes. That's about the same as happened for James Gunn and I doubt anybody would say him having lost the role as potential director of future GotG movies over old tweets was a good thing.
Oh well, just the liberals tearing eachother apart.

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GB Alph4 2020-07-10 14:28:51

Obama Gaming pretty much things in a nutshell

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ARCADEGHOST 2020-07-21 16:03:18

@Obama Gaming The difference is that James Gunn never put himself in a pedestal as the greatest fighter for social justice. Nor did James Gunn lecture us peasants on his movies on how we should think.

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unsanitized baby wipes 2020-07-26 03:38:20

@Obama Gaming naahh hes a subconscious part of cancel culture. Falseidea inducing egomaniacs. Let his culture destroy him.

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Ahuman 2020-07-29 23:00:20

@RodPatch Holy shit, you are everywhere

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Ahuman 2020-08-15 13:44:17

@DJ MC Once you go blackface you never come backface

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Ahuman 2020-08-15 14:21:19

@DJ MC People percieve it as a wrong that cannot be righted.

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Dangerous D 2020-08-17 00:50:02

Colbert should go with him

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You done goofed 2020-08-25 19:01:22

@DJ MC Are you implying that impersonating a person of color by coloring your own skin to theirs is not racist then?

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Neiasaurus Creations 2020-09-06 21:33:24

@Obama Gaming "I can't condone a guy being arrested for a murder he committed in the past". Interesting perspective. Absolutely wrong, but interesting. Shit you do has a way of coming back around. Especially if you're pretending to be morally superior to others, and have a spotty at best past.

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MsDestroyer900 2020-11-06 16:53:48 (edited 2020-11-06 16:55:10 )

@Ahuman I don't think it should be a wrong that can't be righted. People can change from racist mindsets (wow who knew).

It's not like murder where you take away someone's right to live, and pay for it with your own. Specifically, racist jokes doesn't tread on anyone's rights, it's just ethically wrong.

How can people grow if we don't let them learn from their mistakes?

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Ahuman 2020-11-07 12:07:39

@MsDestroyer900 Jimmy could reincarnate and his sins would still weigh down on him.

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Emma Roy 2021-11-09 12:33:45

I agreeed with a lot of your points except for the fact that “only rich men get away with sexual assault”. That’s statistically false, most rapes are unreported and therefore the men get off Scott free.

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Eliot Fleck 2021-11-10 05:12:04

If they're unreported whose fault is that? Of course they get away with it if it's not reported. He's talking about rich people getting away with rape that has been reported.

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doom 189 2021-11-11 18:46:51

If you don’t report a crime who’s fault is that 🤔🤔

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cal rastall 2022-02-05 11:32:51

How is Colbert any different? Since 2016 I had to stop him.

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Full-Ton Productions 2021-10-24 03:23:47

This is whack

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Nicholas Dante 2021-08-28 20:22:50

I’m just curious as to what most people think of Trump’s niece

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Flygoniaks 2018-04-08 01:22:09

Lemon, I just want to say that I think you`re onto something with where you`re taking this channel of yours.

While I first noticed you because of your old YTPs, you first caught my eye in this particular manner with your "best memes of 2016" video. There, you explained how the "TRIGGERED" meme, as well as some others, was a symbol of the growing influence of the internet`s private culture as a sort of counterbalance to the outside "mainstream." Now, I think your channel has become the primary symbol.

While the vast majority of YouTube channels stay in their own little private world, you are one of the select few that have actually used this channel to critique subjects and media outside of this website. In fact, your mention about Kimmel being "mainstream television" is what inspired me to write this comment. What other channel would even think of doing a thirty minute video on something like this?

I feel like you are sort of a forerunner, or a tester, for the hidden culture of the internet to slowly reveal its power and actually interact more (for better or for worse) with the mainstream. You first discussed how memes were being used as political commentary, and they (in your infamous BTM video) exposed a very potent threat to an accurate outsider perception of meme culture. We are slowly becoming brave enough to interact/critique "the other side."

Your channel may very well be foreshadowing a sort of mass-realization in the near future that there are two different cultures that have formed in today`s world. I`m not sure where that realization will lead however - I really hope it leads to a calm recognition of each group`s sphere of influence, rather than any sort of "culture war." If used correctly, this sort of bridge of recognition could be used to achieve a peaceful relationship between these two worlds.

In any case, I would definitely say that you are ahead of your time, whether you realize it or not.

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Isaac Gardner 2021-09-24 14:28:04

YOOOOO WTF MISTER CLASS AND QUALITY POGGERS

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Travis Moody 2021-09-04 03:42:43

good lord i hate him now

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Nick Molnar 2021-10-01 20:02:36

Big channel awesome vibes🤮

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LePolishTorpedo 2021-10-03 08:41:30

What?

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commander hotdog 2022-04-07 06:32:59

u shouldnt be talking abt politics either if we keepin it honest

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Xandoshi222 2018-04-07 21:26:30

Note to people who came to defend Jim.

Please watch the video to the fullest before disliking/commenting.

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Bear Puncher 2018-04-07 22:03:05

Amen to that

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Puny Pixel 2022-02-24 11:05:47

16:04 I agree Kimmel's point was fatuous but 'the rest of society doesn't sexually harass women'?!? That's one of the maddest things I've ever heard. Sexual harassment of women is still a huge problem in every culture to varying degrees. I had no idea how bad until it started being reported more and I asked the women in my life about it - they all had a scary amount of stories.

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Shadi Albiss 2022-02-24 21:02:34

He said “most” men don’t sexually harass or rape women. There are definitely some but those guys don’t give a shit what is right or wrong and there is nothing we can do about it besides throw them in jail

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Puny Pixel 2022-02-25 02:04:03

@Shadi Albiss He didn't say 'most'. Another quote, 'the only men who sexually assault women who get away with it are rich powerful men'' - absolute nonsense. Men from all walks of life get away with this every day, and the vast majority do not end up in jail.

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Shadi Albiss 2022-02-25 02:12:31

@Puny Pixel he said the “vast majority” yes there is assault obviously I’m not denying that for a second I’m just saying it’s not as common as it is implemented. I’m sorry to hear about the women of your life.

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UmbreonMessiah 2022-05-12 02:53:38

This video has aged poorly.

But Kimmel is still bad.

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Tem tem 2021-08-25 19:37:38

Jimmy Kimmel sounds like a shitty zondag met lubach ripoff

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The Kivster 2022-02-10 23:08:50

YOU LISTEN TO GENTLE GIANT!!!!!?

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Bruh Nuts 2020-05-17 11:00:58

I love Emplemon, even though he disagrees with what I agree with, he still puts respect on to the other side, and not support his personal side of the spectrum. Dont know if this sentence makes sense, its been a couple months of isolation

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Heretic 306 2021-10-26 15:59:57

oooof, that didn't age well. "after Trump embarrassed the democrats in the 2016 election" LOL yaa, in fact he's so good at doing that, he got carried away utterly humiliated himself and the republicans in the 2020 election. Although Kimmel isn't funny, certainly the least funny of all the late night hosts. He has a weird pacing and nothing really lands.

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69 420 2021-11-06 23:17:09

tru

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Cassandra M 2021-11-12 05:27:27

Yeah and he lost the 2016 popular vote! How old was this dude when he made this? This isn’t so much about Kimmel and more about Trump. I was expecting stuff about The Man Show for sure.

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69 420 2021-11-13 04:32:32

@Cassandra M yeah. this is prob one of Emps worst videos. he contradicts himself left and right

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Funniest Pigeon 2021-09-17 11:04:01

Emp you might just want to delete this.

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Heisenberg 2022-06-24 21:41:59

OSAMAAA! 9:42

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Michael 2021-11-20 17:20:02

This is the best video in this platform.

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Cliche Guevara 2020-07-08 07:31:23

Fun fact: Jimmy gets all his gun talking points directly from Senator Chuck Schumer

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Merfolk Surprise 2020-07-23 23:10:50

And he gets his awful level of comedy from Amy Schumer

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William Fryer 2021-01-10 16:00:43

Gun control works there is no debate

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Nope 2021-01-13 08:51:22

@William Fryer remember how Australia's suicide is the same, crime rate is falling at a similar rate, and spiked after the gun buyback? I remember, cause it proved that the only thing gun control does is create a crime spike, and then business as usual.

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PyngPong 2022-05-28 16:03:19

i tell you, yesterday's liberal is today's republican.

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Jack P 2022-06-07 20:08:55

7:10

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Charles be shortt 2021-11-12 03:03:23

He didn’t embarrass democrats lost the popular vote

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arlo davies 2021-11-07 07:21:52

look i dont like trump but the people who say trump is dumb are pretty close politically to him

the american political spectrum is small

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Katie Logue 2018-04-07 23:08:08 (edited 2018-04-07 23:08:39 )

I’ve mostly stopped trying to talk about my political opinions because I’m sick of trying to have intelligent discussions with a bunch of people who think that it’s perfectly justifiable to insult the character of another person over a petty political disagreement. Too many straw men arguments to try to work around. The majority of my friends are liberal (my own fault for being the rare case of a conservative who is interested in the performing arts) and I’d prefer to not lose friends just because people can’t handle the fact that just maybe, not everybody agrees with their ideas.

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Hooked on Chronics 2021-08-30 02:22:32 (edited 2021-08-30 02:24:43 )

Liberals have gone insane but the right wing hasn't?? You sound libertarian. You also are confusing liberals with leftists/socialists. They are diff ideologies.

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papa poley 2021-08-31 03:51:39

based libertarian emp

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Hooked on Chronics 2021-08-31 03:54:08

@papa poley gay

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Jamarius Mullen 2022-03-01 23:23:46

Not a bad video but L Kobe slander, he was never convicted of anything yet you paint him like he was some monster

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Zeddie Perry, IV 2022-06-04 05:55:13

Exactly that rubbed me the wrong way

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vakapont 2022-03-08 01:21:50

27:36

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Mando 2021-12-07 23:47:29

Emp seems like a good guy to have a political conversation, he seems to have a good grasp of issues

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Full Metal Theorist 2021-02-06 23:46:46

Trump : Exists
Late night talk show hosts : And I took it personally

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 13:09:55 (edited 2021-02-20 13:55:41 )

They at least pretend to for money. It's just TV's click bait. You get both sides all worked up in hopes they watch more. I'm sure a lot of these people know what they're saying is dumb, but do it for the FAT stonks.

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Full Metal Theorist 2021-02-20 13:16:01

@Emperor Xitler True they don't act the same way when they're off stage just like Ellen.

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Elio 2021-02-23 02:28:20

We should just stop talking about that snot rocket since he's not in office anyway

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Michael Santana 2021-02-24 09:33:25

Got the media so tilted they’re still talking about him a month after he’s out the office

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-24 09:48:53

@Michael Santana Eyyy. LMAO

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peep 2021-02-25 12:28:41

@Elio You liked your own comment and of course, the person with the anime PFP is the same guy who thinks Trump is the worst president ever. The dude improved peace relations with multiple countries in the Middle East and Africa, he opened up jobs, made peace relations with North Korea, made Space Force an actual thing, etc. He did a lot that is good.

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Elio 2021-02-25 13:20:38

@peep also you're mad sus

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Mr. Onay 2021-03-02 10:37:59

Forced meme

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KindaKaon 2021-03-20 23:29:25

well I mean when someone is running the country, it's fair enough to take it personally because it may effect you. what's not fair enough is to do it in a boring ass manner like these talk show hosts do

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Full Metal Theorist 2021-03-21 09:29:49

@Mr. Onay Thanks

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Full Metal Theorist 2021-03-21 09:30:10

@KindaKaon Wasn't that because of covid.

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KindaKaon 2021-03-21 10:50:07

@Full Metal Theorist no, the job decline started as he was elected. Looking at charts from before covid, you can still see pretty heavy decline. Even if it was because of covid, saying he made lots of jobs would still be incorrect

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bhf 2021-04-18 19:27:12

@Elio you lookin kinda sussy

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Elio 2021-04-18 19:32:47

@bhf true

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Scott Riggleman 2021-05-13 05:39:15

@KindaKaon Your hatred has completely removed any sign of intelligence you may have ever possessed.

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KindaKaon 2021-05-13 06:34:35 (edited 2021-05-13 17:36:05 )

@Scott Riggleman ? I used only statistics and confirmed links, if you can disprove them with legitimate sources I'll happily change my opinion

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Slender Man 186 2021-05-16 13:05:01 (edited 2021-05-16 13:32:30 )

@KindaKaon your statistics are trash, unemployment was at a record low before Covid, mainly because companies that exported their labor to China were taxed higher, encouraging them to build factories here and hire American workers. Also, The Guardian, really? This is what Emp is talking about, they’re biased media.

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Aro Drev 2021-05-17 00:21:36

No no, he became the president, and sucked at it.

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will koestner 2021-06-17 00:09:31

@Full Metal Theorist Gotta say, I'm in the LGBT group and never in my life looked favorably on Ellen. Just that weird feeling that she was an unpleasant, unkind, unbearable being. Didn't have a reason so I kept it to myself.
Of course it was pretty satisfying when people started to expose her as a raging...you know. Kinda bummed that she's bounced back.

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henry harrison 2022-03-18 18:11:51

I think the video fell a bit victim to the same behavior it criticizes jimmy for. Especially by the end, by picking out the most extreme and problematic liberal views and attributing it to the whole party.

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_b 2021-09-04 15:24:32 (edited 2021-09-04 15:24:40 )

Oooh the south park enlightened centrism of this video makes it hard to watch

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DENNIBRO 32 2021-09-09 10:05:44

🤓

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Bofadeeznuts 2021-11-21 16:25:55

6:40

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Da pantystealer 2021-10-23 03:51:11

I don't see him as a comedian

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Pierce Tan 2020-10-18 15:15:00

You may not even agree with any of the points in this video, but we all know: Jimmy Kimmel is god awfully boring

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 13:15:27

It should be a crime to watch a talk show if you're below 50.

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Muitfandom Fangirl 2021-03-02 16:14:03

I remember watching it and it put me sleep immediately

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ParrotPlays 2021-03-05 06:02:53

yeah I only disagreed with around the end when he said stuff like representation doesnt matter and yt priveldge isnt real, it felt kindof reactionary and way to emotional rather than giving actual points, it's like smaller social problems cant be advocated for or theyll be compared to way bigger ones like war lol

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sasparilla 2021-03-09 01:40:41

Jimmy Kimmel sucks. But I'm really disappointed in Emp and some of the stuff he said in this one, like the comment above says. And implying California teaches.. hating America in their schools? Fucking yikes dude, college and the classes they teach are voluntary, and I personally believe standing up for freedoms against tyranny and oppress shows you LOVE america. This.. is disappointing.

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Carlos Diaz 2021-03-21 20:46:29

We all hate him, but the narrator is not at all better

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Cody Bethel 2021-08-28 04:58:52

Aaaaaannnnnnnd subscribed

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Luigifan36 2022-01-13 11:51:38

Yimmy dimel

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Bluey 2021-11-06 14:54:46

Neil grunt

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ixxgunnerx x 2021-08-24 02:09:03

yes , jimmy kimmel is not funny.

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uhh 2018-04-08 04:29:54

You could legitimately become a major politician with a few years of education and a degree in my opinion. You’ve got a political mindset already, straight away, you have a large following made up of (out of the ones who regularly watch your videos) mostly moderately intelligent people, and you great communication skills. But most importantly, you truly care about the wellbeing of the people who follow you. It’s proven via this video and the ones you’ve made that are similar in structure, which encourage them to go out and thoroughly research a topic before forming a strong opinion; and they succeed in part due to you showing your new strong opinion through a well researched and produced video on youtube while sprinkling in a few meta comments that ensure the right message is brought across.

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Da Dk 2018-04-08 17:30:13

RabbitFootedKitty This was the most well thought out argument I've ever seen.

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PipeGuy64Bit 2018-04-08 21:00:06

If Bernie Sanders got cheated the same would happen to Emp Lemon if he tried to run.

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v v 2022-01-21 22:42:26

Jimmy Twynam

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ProonGuice 2022-06-18 18:34:06

This needs a part 2 update

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Nintendofan2008 yt 2021-11-21 17:05:11

I watched this a few times and I agree

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Sam Haley 2022-03-22 18:55:23 (edited 2022-03-22 19:01:09 )

16:22 It actually is a serious problem and many people do get away with it. You realize how often it happens once you get close to many women and all of them admit to have been sexually harassed, many admit to have been sexually assaulted, and a few have them have even been raped. It has been getting better over the years but many people do get away with it because it can be very hard to prove that you were raped in court. Especially considering that many times the rapist is someone they’re in love with, they become traumatized and conflicted and by the time they come forward its far too late.

Edit: I would like to say that obviously its a much bigger problem in hollywood, but at the same time its a much bigger problem outside of hollywood. I’m a bit more worried about the millions of women that deal with sexual harassment/assault and rape than the few thousand that do in hollywood.

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Sony Chance 2019-07-15 03:01:03

"It's like they're so out of touch with real people, thanks to their inbreeding of ideas, that they have no clue what's actually going on in America." Wow. Deadass describes my community and school.

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Ur Mom 2021-08-24 09:51:35

man i didmt remember this video being so pro trump.

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Silver2005 2021-08-24 20:41:20 (edited 2021-08-24 20:41:28 )

How was this pro trump, he was pointing out that the late night shows were fixated on Donald trump during his presidency, he literally says “and I don’t even like trump and disagree with a lot of his policies” just because he says one good thing about someone and points out a obvious hate for him, doesn’t automatically mean he likes trump

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TooMuchGrapeSalad 2021-10-11 18:18:28

Ah fuck, and I so enjoyed those racing videos.

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Noah Smith 2022-02-16 21:16:28

Kobe was acquitted

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Adam Helfand 2022-02-23 16:12:37

He's saying they were both ACCUSED of committing sexual crimes.

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Casual Stone 2021-08-30 08:55:36

Jimmy Fallon is the worst

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MessinaItaly 21 2018-04-08 01:46:57

All of these liberals make EmpLemon seem like he's on an upward spiral.

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Chaz MichaelMichaels 2021-11-25 21:44:46

Let's go Brandon

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Technoblade Fan 2021-08-26 19:04:49

Ngl, I’m a liberal, but I don’t find Jimmy very funny.

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Technoblade Fan 2021-08-26 19:07:12

At that same time, you are definitely politically motivated with this.

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Perfect texture for jogging 2021-12-25 22:36:38

TL;DW - jimmy kimmel isn’t funny

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ThePoliticalAv 2022-05-09 07:12:44

Well this take aged incredibly poorly

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Kaleb S 2022-05-13 10:51:03

Why?

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. 【Doomed】 . 2018-05-03 03:57:58

The downward spiral has gifted you with the power to rant for 1000's of years. Besides that nice points emplemon great video man.

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Doug Weier 2022-05-31 03:36:56

boom roasted

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olsaan 2021-08-27 10:08:50

What's the sound effect at 12:50

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Nick Tripod 2021-08-27 11:17:08

That's tim allen making a funny noise in the intro to Home Improvement

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olsaan 2021-08-27 13:34:05

@Nick Tripod lol thanks

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Annon 2021-09-14 17:45:49

😲😳

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adamjd 2022-02-02 10:32:20

Love Kimmel. Love the show. Every late night host now talks politics. Been on tv for 19 years now, i cant be the only one.

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TheGreenMachine987 2018-04-08 06:11:03

I really hope Jimmy watches this and I would pay to see the look on his face!

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Vincent Ziarko 2018-04-09 00:28:12

TheGreenMachine987 Which one?

I'm pretty sure you mean Kimmel, but I bet Fallon would would make a decent face hearing that stuff about him being funny.

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Sohakmet 2018-04-09 12:22:54

Even if he DID watch it. He would just shove it off as being conservative propaganda or some shit like that, blame the whites and talk shit about trump.

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shuglug 2018-04-11 10:58:05

TheGreenMachine987 It'd probably be the same smug, shiteating look he usually has

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Matthew Lee 2018-04-12 06:15:35

Jimmy Kimmel: lemons are child murderers

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Zane Campbell 2022-04-08 05:34:24

All hail Biden. For his regime is glorious and true

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Joden 2022-04-08 22:01:03

Yeah! What he did with Afghanistan is awesome! /s

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A Banana 2022-04-29 07:13:31

Creative

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skid man 2021-11-21 20:40:21

16:05 it's incredibly ignorant to claim that sexual harassment is only a problem in Hollywood and not prevalent in workplaces and educational spaces. It's actually exceeding common and men frequently do not get proper punishment for it. It's very easy for men to ignore this problem as a whole because it doesn't effect them and they don't hear about it because it's well hidden by other men in positions of power. It's not just a Hollywood problem

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Alt9 2021-12-22 05:25:34

Thanks captain obvious

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CoolChris 2012 2021-12-30 01:05:32

It's a Hollywood problem because celebrities have a perfect combination of popularity, power and money. Very few people in workplaces and educational spaces have all 3 of these.

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Traveller • 6 years ago 2022-01-03 13:59:32

26:31 I’m still a liberal I just don’t want to become more progressive, sounds kinda conservative to me.

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Nick Dz. 2021-11-05 03:48:20

Amen

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Barry 2018-04-08 00:41:09

Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel

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Mid Night Shawarma Llama 2018-04-08 01:06:30

Jimmy Fammel < Jimmy Killon

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dickenballz 2018-04-08 01:08:38

suffering a slow death due to complications from a stroke > jimmy fallon > jimmy kimmel

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mu_te 2018-04-08 01:27:47

Wtf, aren't they like the same being

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Killerwhale6011 2018-04-08 02:25:10

> Jimmy Kimmel

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PipeGuy64Bit 2018-04-08 02:51:20

One thing Fallon has over Kimmel is that he's a Nintendo fan.

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PipeGuy64Bit 2018-04-08 02:53:48

+fried_kooch Fallon is at least a likable person you edge lord.

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Colonel of RKY 2018-04-08 03:32:00

Jimbo

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deku &; wach 2018-04-08 03:37:04

at least if you were to meet up with Fallon, he'd end up laughing at every single joke you tell.

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Arduino Guy Projects and More! 2018-04-08 03:47:17

Guest: takes a breath

Jimmy Fallon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

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The Playa Sheep Union 2018-04-08 03:47:44

Literally the same people.

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Doug Devious 2018-04-08 05:55:24

Jimmy Seinfeld

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Elijah Keay 2018-04-08 06:19:46

I respect Fallon more as a person but I find that he’s not even remotely funny sadly...

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Gronk Maximus 2018-04-08 06:44:38

Neither are interesting individuals, Emp knows this, we know this, goodtimeglory knows this, stop comparing a turd to a turd

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monowavy 2018-04-08 08:34:49 (edited 2018-04-08 08:35:41 )

Fimmy Jallon >> Kimmy Jimmel

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Beary Boy 2018-04-08 09:49:13

Not a big difference

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BababooeySuey 🐰🍀 2018-04-08 10:16:30

The Chad Jimmy Fallon vs the Virgin Jimmy Kimmel

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Goofster Supreme 2018-04-08 12:32:16

PipeGuy64Bit He also featured Slayer on the show once

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truck loving father 2018-04-08 13:19:32

Jimmy Neutron > Jimmy Kimmel

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Jack Roche 2018-04-08 14:47:29

LemonOVA literally anyone > Jimmy Kimmel

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Mid Night Shawarma Llama 2018-04-08 16:24:26

Joseph Stalin > Jimmy Kimmel

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Cartoonosaurus Rex 2018-04-08 16:47:16

Jimmy Neutron > Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel

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BigBrainAnime 2018-04-08 17:11:50 (edited 2018-04-08 17:13:11 )

LemonOVA
Dog Shit > Llama Shit
Thats pretty much what you did here.

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Classic Pinball 2018-04-08 18:04:45

Both are pretty terrible in their own ways.

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Goon 2018-04-08 18:30:44

Jimmy neutron > talk show jimmy's

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Sebastian 2018-04-08 18:42:20

Conan > Every other late night host

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Webfoot Cosmi Fan 2018-04-08 19:14:15

Everything else > talk show hosts

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TheMadScarecrow 2018-04-08 19:58:14

LemonOVA Jimmy nuetron > Jimmy Kimmel

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Kael 2018-04-08 21:24:39

(About)Everyone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jimmy Kimmel

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dickenballz 2018-04-22 13:15:34 (edited 2018-04-22 13:16:38 )

PipeGuy64Bit lol calm down buddy

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SwagDoll420 2018-05-15 03:08:35

Jimmy Neutron > Jimmy Kimmel

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Red fridge 2018-07-22 23:41:53

But that's not saying much

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Theroux 2018-09-04 06:30:31

PipeGuy64Bit imagine defending a terrible generic unfunny offensive "talk show" host and calling someone ELSE "edgy" lmfao

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Gus 2018-10-28 20:42:07

Conan o'brien>>>>jimmys

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Poto Cai Cai 2018-11-08 07:58:43

Jimmy Chocolate Chip Cookie > Jimmy Fortune Cookie

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Poto Cai Cai 2018-11-08 08:01:59

Jimmy Vacuum > Jimmy Broom

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Guy Lloyd 2018-11-10 03:10:38

HAHAHHAHAHFAFAFAFAAHAHHAAHGA FUNNY JOKE
- Jimmy Fallon

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Maya 2018-11-28 19:45:39

@goodtimeglory That actually makes Fallon better because he isn't following everyone else on the 'orange man bad' bandwagon

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Maya 2018-11-28 20:31:10

@goodtimeglory Never said Trump wasn't bad but when every fucking talkshow is orange man bad 24/7 its gets old quick and is nice to see someone avoiding that and doing something original instead

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VK 2018-11-29 13:11:50

Jimmy fallon the one with no personality that laughs about everything and looks like he is afraid that he gets beaten up by his guests the whole time? K

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Your Pal, Kiba 2018-12-06 22:28:13

Least Fallon tries to get away from Politics.

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Fissionmailed 2018-12-09 17:34:33

Lemon wye here go back to discord

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Awayforthewin 2018-12-14 04:41:07

What do you mean, they are the same person.

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Le Bro 2018-12-19 10:17:01

Hentai > Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel

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BDChupacabra 2018-12-19 17:29:10

Jimmy neutron > Jimmy Carter

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Marshal Marshall 2018-12-20 05:04:32

@Doug Devious Jerry Springer

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Mx Aurora 2019-01-13 20:48:17

both are lame

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Rusty Shackleford 2019-01-16 18:58:07

.

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R Linders 2019-01-23 21:21:31

Jimmy Savile > Jimmy Kimmel

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Dan Saunders 2019-02-06 10:01:15

Alan Carr < Jimmy Carr > Jimmy Neutron > Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel > Jimmy Saville

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Generic Hipster 2019-02-11 16:14:27

Everything>Talk show host

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Mirko Ruhl 2020-07-19 21:38:36

Fallon did blackface. Are you sure he is better?

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Martin Mendl 2020-09-19 22:02:09

Well I guess we can all agree that good old John Oliver beats them all when it comes to English speaking talk show hosts

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Jaylen N. 2020-09-19 22:53:51

Jay Leno > Jimmy Fallon

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KudosK 2020-09-23 14:49:01

Jimbo = Carl Weezer

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Jarl Kohnson 2020-10-02 01:00:13

Fallon's absolute garbage once you remove his laugh track

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HesZedJim 2020-10-03 19:43:58

#notmyjimmy

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clerp 2020-10-12 20:34:29

jimmy neutron > both

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Kush Patel 2020-10-13 08:30:47

Conan > both

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Stevie Gordon 2020-10-15 04:08:45

Fallon actually makes me laugh

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clerp 2020-10-15 21:13:03

@Stevie Gordon me too but only at how unfunny he is

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Don David 2020-10-24 06:54:11

Conan O'Brien>>

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-03 20:07:10

Jimmy Fallon=Jimmy Kimmel

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Jordan Summers 2020-11-06 16:56:01

No

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Nicholas Dante 2020-11-07 18:09:09

@Jordan Summers i mean they're both unfunny

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Jordan Summers 2020-11-07 18:34:34

@Nicholas Dante yes

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clerp 2020-11-11 17:55:09

@deku &; wach needs to go back to SNL

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ゴ Chunky Phattz ゴ 2020-11-19 02:46:12

Jimmy Neutron

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Screaming Gecko 2020-11-23 17:35:06

Jimmy Neutron > other Jimmy's

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tenacious645 2020-11-26 21:10:06

Me > Jimmy Kimmel

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Mister Bearmore 2020-12-17 20:12:36

He's the lesser of two evils.

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Justin Believer 2021-03-03 16:23:51

Conan > every other host

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YaboyAJ 2021-11-28 01:10:39

Why does YouTube think this is music

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YaboyAJ 2021-12-02 20:41:36

@Violence Is Fun what does that have to do with YouTube thinking this is music, is it because I have a sonic profile picture or something?

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Violence Is Fun 2021-12-02 20:44:26

@YaboyAJ yeah the name and the profile picture, i didnt even read your comment to be honest 😅

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Bajjajajbajjjajaj 2021-11-15 17:37:42

When you can’t make a good video essay so you have to blatantly click bait everyone and not even attempt to hide it

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Jurgan6 2021-09-13 04:03:18

"It's about ethics in late night television."

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traurigerpepe 2022-05-11 18:50:16

BASED. and dead

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FuzzyPancake 2019-03-25 01:42:56 (edited 2019-03-25 01:48:49 )

I respect how you talk about political issues in America and don't claim to have all the answers like so many people that make this kind of content do.

And I have shared the same opinion of Jimmy Kimmel for a long time. He's is an unthinking, untalented, and unoriginal waste of people's time and hurts the current state of political discourse in the US.

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Incurable Romantic 2022-04-24 11:19:48

4:15 - Let's just take a moment to consider that the same smug liberals who endlessly lecture everyone else about racism, did a sketch entirely based around "Laugh at the foreigner with his funny accent".

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Incurable Romantic 2022-04-24 11:19:47

4:15 - Let's just take a moment to consider that the same smug liberals who endlessly lecture everyone else about racism, did a sketch entirely based around "Laugh at the foreigner with his funny accent".

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Coaster The Kid 2022-05-08 21:18:26

Wait why are you complaining about SJW‘s when you’re being an SJW over the people making fun of Trump?

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mason farnsworth 2022-02-05 17:40:00

Dont think anyone actually cared about jimmy. Hes obviously a better host than a comedian. The dad jokes are just that. Dad jokes. No one cares about that stuff it's just filler waiting for the next guest.

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G D A T 2019-11-24 14:40:49

"I don't like guns, I don't like the NRA"
"Banning guns won't magically solve a problem"

:0 How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave.

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C 2019-12-14 23:59:19

Like drugs: prohibition doesn't work.

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Aviation Dude 95 2019-12-17 11:53:20

^^^

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Thedemonhater 2020-01-06 11:57:12

G D A T I mean I don’t like the NRA cus they’re very clearly biased.

During the 70’s they partnered up with the California state government to restrict open carry law’s because of the activity of the Black Panther Party.

But nowadays when people are actually getting shot and dying on the regular they’re all pro second amendment.

Where was their enthusiasm when black people were trying to stop police brutality?

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GinkgoPete 2020-02-03 22:28:16

"This cant be prevented" says only nation where this frequently happens

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Mary Moon 2020-02-04 20:34:24 (edited 2020-02-04 20:41:21 )

Criminals don't care about the law either so basically if you take guns away then your just going to have innocent people as sitting ducks because criminals will always find away to get a hold of what they what.
The dark web for example sells all sorts of guns and other crazy weapons so they can still get them. Like another comment said too it's like how trying to make laws against drugs doesn't help prevent them at all.

If you pay attention a lot of criminals are taking advantage of no gun zones now because sense nobody at those places has a way to defend themselves it's an easy target.

I don't like using guns myself because using one makes me really nervous but I can understand why a person would want to carry one for self defense and they can come in handy in dangerous situations.

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Blank Kat 2020-02-05 11:10:44

What is the gun crime rate in Australia.

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fearlesswee 2020-02-05 23:41:23

Guys, instead of making guns illegal, lets just make murder illegal! That way nobody can do anything!

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Evan Freshwater 2020-02-18 16:21:59

@GinkgoPete Yeah, except it's not about something prevented. It's about whether that prevention costs freedom. Adolph Hitler prevented domestic mass shootings by banning guns. Stalin prevented mass political protesting by throwing people in gulags. Pol Pot prevented crime by killing dissidents.

Americans, or what's left of a dying breed of them, understand that a dangerous free society is better than a safe totalitarian one.

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Shibavek REAL 2020-03-11 23:58:45

GinkgoPete read the thing again

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LegoLiam1803 2020-03-16 21:05:34

Surprised that in Switzerland you are required to own a weapon. And yet, no mass shootings happen there. Its not about the law, but the people. The people, or person, may be going through a period in their life where they believe killing the problem is the right solution. This can be linked to Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, even the US finds that killing the problem is the solution. But, back to the person. These people are some of the most sick and demented people on Earth. Instead of finding out why the person, or people, caused the shooting we assume that the law is to blame. Our right to bare arms is not just about self defense, but its about another topic looked over. If the US falls under a government take over, the people have a right to form their own militia and end it. Just like how we united in 1776 to fight against the Tyrannical British Empire. People ignore the right way (finding the source to what lead to the person's mind thinking that it was a good idea to obtain a weapon and eliminate the problem) and go for the wrong way (Blame the law we made hundreds of years ago and had no problems with until our modern day). I live in this nation, and I am afraid to live in it any longer. Thanks America for making me fear my own Nation.

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brc 2020-04-01 13:17:46

@C compare the consume pf alcohol (a legal social acceptable drug) with lsd (an ilegal one) or even tobacco (a legal but in the modern time kinda no social acceptable)
Wont solve it, but it would help to only sale hunting arms to normal, sane hunters or other guns to, for example, security guards that assault rifes to everyone that wants and of course it would help.

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 11:12:19

So, I live in U.S. Kentucky. My particular county is so full of mdthheads, pill addicts, and clinically insane bastards, that we genuinely feel fear. I have had a shotgun in my room for over 10 years, yet I've only fired it twice, both times were to check it worked properly when I first bought it. Many people here hung for food because our medium wage isn't enough to pay any more then average rent on an apartment, so we fish, gather, and hunt to supliment our diets. I have seen a man shot, with what I later learned was an illegal .38 revolver as a child. He was shot during a meth deal home wrong. The only thing that saved my family sitting in a car was my mom calling on the phone while having a gun in her hand. The guys looked at us and almost attacked us to tighten up loose ends. I wasn't even ten. I'm white, southern male, and I support guns, because without them, I would've been dead from a drug deal gone wrong because we happened to pull over at a convenience store because my baby brother needed a diaper change. Fuck ignorance that leads people to think not having guns would stop violence. Violence will happen regardless, guns are just an equalizer that allows old folks and children to defend themselves against middle aged criminals who would kill them indiscriminately otherwise. Learn something, instead of being ignorant to those that think guns cause violence.

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brc 2020-04-30 11:21:37

@Joshna Frank yeah do you realize that banning guns works both ways. Like yeah criminal could in theory still get guns illegal but for example in europe is almost imposible cause of how hard regulations are. Criminal in the us always have gun cause you can get assault rifles in the supermarket sorry to hear that you live in a bad hood but that doesn't make owning guns so easaly a normal argument if guns were limited for example to a hunter only hunting guns after very hard medical and background exams or to security guards it will not be that easy to anyone to have a gun a commit crimes with it. Crimes would still exist but it woyld not be as rare maybe it work for you one time to have a gun but next time it might not be the same and im prerty sure more criminals kill other peoplw that gun owners kill criminals in self defense

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brc 2020-04-30 11:27:21

So the8 best strategy is to do nothing until by magic or miracle the perfect specific solution comes to the problem? Yo have the whole world to compare yourself and see how many shootings are. And it wouldn't be total banning if you are a hunter and you pass a very specific test and background check you can own hunting weapons, not military or handguns. And if you are a security guard you can own a pistol if you a qualified. It't not like that simpsons episode where the zombie cowboys take springfield there would be guns, to the people that should have guns. And yes crime would still exist and criminals could still get to own a gun but it wouldn't be as easy as today and you wont rank the first world crounty with murders and school shootings

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brc 2020-04-30 11:28:54 (edited 2020-04-30 11:30:12 )

@Evan Freshwater dude there are democracies more free than the us that doesn,t sell military equipment in the supermarket. Thats just stupid

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LegoLiam1803 2020-04-30 12:09:51

Joshna Frank 👏

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 13:08:01

@brc You don't know much about U.S. if you think we can buy a gun in a supermarket that's fully automatic. Also, learn there is more to an issue then extremes. It's a very complicated issue that won't be easily solved, so the answer would be extremely complicated and need a lot of support to work, which is why there is no current perfect solution to it, cause there will never be a perfect solution. I'd rather not discuss this further, because I doubt either of us will gain anything for talking about it like this. Have a good one.

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brc 2020-04-30 13:15:51

@Joshna Frank Fine by me. Cheers mate

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 13:25:24

My last comment on this because I realize you folks forget there is a person behind these comments who actually thinks and had a brain instead of a terrible 2d joke from Facebook or 4 Chan or wherever you go to look at stupid shit. Ok. Regulations are good, bans are bad. Guns can be bad, but aren't the reason behind the violence. There are countries where they are embroiled in chaos and bloodshed because of guns and drug trade being rampant, but the guns yet again aren't the reason for why the fighting actually happens, unless someone shoots a guy to get the gun. There are also countries who have slacker gun control and manage to have little violence or bloodshed when compared to outher countries. It's not something that is easily solved because people are people. Each country must tackle the issue differently due to various factors. Stop comparing U.S. with other countries, because our culture is so vastly different that an answer the EU or other Organizations might've cooked up simply won't work. You can't fire .38 bullet from a .22, so why do you think an issue the .22 has would be solved by an answer that was used by a .38? Comparing a monkey to a fish is unfair, for each has their own beneficial points. A fish can't climb, and a monkey won't swim as well. I hope this answers your critisms enough, because I don't want to be a fool attempting to convince the entirety of the internet's userbase in my ideal or opinions validity. Tl;Dr: It's not a simple issue with a uniform answer, if it was, we would've fixed it by now.. Worry about this complicated issue and others on your own homefront first. Once you find the answer to world peace then come sharing and preaching, but for now. Goodbye and have a nice day.

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Sptflcrw 2020-04-30 23:29:29

Chicotov it would be just as easily, there’d be just as many shootings

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Yuffels 2020-05-10 03:17:51

@GinkgoPete Because that shit would start a civil war here if we just go "okay no more gun". It's a delicate situation.

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JWil42 2020-05-19 01:46:25

Robert Gaudet while I don’t really take a position on the NRA as an organization, I find it disappointing that the NRA even needs to exist, given that if politicians actually respected the constitution, it wouldn’t need to.

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JWil42 2020-05-19 01:46:52

LegoLiam1803 that sounds cool about Switzerland. Maybe we could try that in America?

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LBmyBB LB! 2020-05-29 19:52:07

@GinkgoPete He's saying that if the governmement can take away guns, who's to say the government can't take away everything, and then people will be unable to stop the government because they have no means.

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The Slick 2021-10-07 16:52:43

poor nigel

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Mki Sask the Glump Sod 2021-10-06 17:09:54

To be fair imo, if you were to somehow be politically neutral while still making fun of presidential controversies, there would be significantly more content from Trump since that dude is a lolcow on par with Chris-chan

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Zontar 2021-10-09 01:45:46

If they where neutral there'd be less to make fun of Trump compared to any president since Carter.

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Macadelic 2022-03-28 17:36:18

It's Trump's clownish demeanor and outrages statements that make him an easy target.

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Ichabod Van Tassel 2022-04-02 02:29:51

At least he deal with North Korea, not like today's politics

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Kaonashi 2021-08-24 11:01:52

I love how even though you gave a warning that you were gonna talk about politics/Trump people still disliked immediately lmao people suck, they hate on anything or anyone if the media talks about it enough. (not trying to offend anyone but i'm talking about liberals) and please don't cancel me i'm not on either side, i'm independent and just giving my honest thoughts.

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Linus Zarrouk 2021-08-30 15:20:34

You can't just put a disclaimer that says: please don't dislike my video it's about politics. People can still disagree with your politics

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mrlevinielsen 2020-06-24 03:31:35

I just feel like this video ages more and more well as time goes on. And it’s at its peak of that.

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VSauce 4 2021-11-12 06:23:21

But doesn’t Trump bad jokes for 6.5 years be funny

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C G 2022-05-03 00:44:48

9:13 hmmmm 🤔

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HighJumpStudios 2021-10-13 23:58:44

You know. I don't find Fallon all that funny, even though everything is a riot to him, but I respect his decision to not stoop to the Easy source for ratings

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oodle 2021-07-13 02:30:56

Honestly, this is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time, its funny, its entertaining, good job on this one emp!

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AkSeal 2021-07-22 05:42:00

I’m at the part where he is taking about sexual harassment against women and while it is a problem I still think it is a problem that it isn’t talked about when it happen to men because “they always want sex you can’t sexually assault a man” which isn’t true and it infuriates me

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-08-06 20:57:16

double standards ftw

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iEatAss 2021-09-04 00:29:57

@Id (No Purpose) exactly and especially how women get way lesser sentences with the judicial system with any crime compared to a man

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Leo Woolslager 2021-07-20 16:46:59

great work, thank you for finally exposing this guy. Like, I really thought I was the only one that thought he was a hack. It doesn't come up much in conversation but anytime someone makes me watch a Jimmy Kimmel video I wanna go into it. Keep up the quality content

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Spike Shartell 2021-07-10 07:06:43 (edited 2021-07-10 07:07:43 )

not only is Jimmy Kimmel not funny but he acts like he's hilarious. It's quite cringe inducing and was where Stewart was heading near the end,(probably one of the reasons why he decided to retire when he did).

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Vortrox 2021-08-02 17:47:17

You are great at articulating your thoughts into video form. This video put a lot of my beliefs into words and backed them up

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magpie0430 2021-08-11 11:22:56

I'm actually impressed on the fact that I still agree with 70-80% of what he's saying :/

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Tangerine Paint 2021-07-19 03:15:16

"North Korea literally teaches anti-american propaganda in their schools, which is... admittedly not too different from the state of California."

This made me giggle as a Californian.

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Rezcom 2021-11-14 07:29:34

@Lizzy Trip Thank you for making this distinction lol

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Melanie Sitoy 2021-07-07 15:52:22

EmpLemon: I cannot stand Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel is one of the most insufferable individuals I have ever witnessed. I have a theory that no one actually likes Jimmy Kimmel. I think at most people just tolerate him. I find really hard to believe that there are any die-hard Jimmy Kimmel fans out there.
Jimmy Fallon: You clearly never witnessed me yet

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Robert Wolff 2022-05-27 21:28:25

Stephen Colbert:Hold my soy milk

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KingParas 2021-07-28 19:56:40 (edited 2021-08-12 23:46:51 )

Really great video on society and how jimmy is awful at comedy and other things. Love the video
Keep up the good work

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CapitalTeeth 2021-07-05 14:40:42

I remember going on vacation to the United States about 5 or so years ago to Chicago. I remember the content on TV being really bad. And the news wasn't any better. It's all just making things more dramatic than they actually are, and always assuming the worst case scenario. I've never really watched a late night host in that time, but after looking at this video, I think that as a European it's safe to assume that national US television is garbage.

My theory: traditional box or flatscreen TV is practically dead, and is being replaced by the internet. Why pay for TV, when you can just pay for internet and get the same things you can do on TV, and more?

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:40:27

It's more that drama and sensationalism gets more views rather than intelligent, ration, and nuanced speaking on a subject matter, or at least the US entertainment establishment thinks it does.

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Kitchen Jail 2021-07-16 10:54:53

Fully agreed, but the one episode where he uses a wax figure of himself to scare people is fucking hillarious

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Aaron Hayne 2021-07-06 01:44:54

late night shows now are just socially acceptable forms of bullying. Whether it be under the umbrella of politics or just making fun of celebrities or whatever, most of the original content they produce is just making fun of others, and apparently that’s top notch comedy.

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toster! 2021-08-19 07:58:48

it pains me that this guy has so many guest stars I care about on his show. if you want an example, I Don't Know How But They Found Me or Mark Rober are people I actually recognize. unfortunately I would always have to sit through Jimmy.

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matt cyktor 2021-07-09 05:07:38

I agree with the points made in this video about Jimmy Kimmel and how shitty his show is, but there was a legitimate reason to criticize Trump's meeting with Kim Jong-Un. Every president before Trump avoided meeting with him or any North Korean leader to avoid giving diplomatic legitimacy to North Korea's tyrannical shitty poo poogovernment. I love this video lmao, but every time I watch it that point just bothers me.

There are better examples of Trump doing a not bad thing and the media ripping him than that.

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George F 2022-06-06 17:22:20

So ignore the problem and pretend it doesn't exist? Or is it better to start laying a foundation for discussions to take place and possibly change things in the future?

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Noah 2021-08-22 06:06:31 (edited 2021-08-22 06:07:04 )

I remember listening to Kimmel spin the Las Vegas shooting into a political commentary completely ignoring the families hurt and destroyed. I personally didn’t agree with Trump and the FCC and Net issue really pushed me further away. I however thought it was super fucked that Trump got shitted on 24/7 and the only ones that didn’t shit on him were Fox and well it’s Fox sooo. Late Night shows are “cultural tumors” they’ve become so derailed from comedy or anything remotely sane.

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Travelator 2022-03-25 04:30:16

And that’s why Fox’s ratings have always trounced everyone else.

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Zee Ski 2021-07-11 15:41:58

When Kimmel was on the man show I didn't mind him and when he started in late night I still didn't mind. When he fully leaned into politics I couldn't stand him anymore. These people should really learn to keep their opinions to themselves

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Tanner 2021-07-10 19:31:12

Only Kimmel could make Roseanne appear reasonable

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Gray Scale 2021-08-09 11:25:24

And at this point. You still believe them and the media.
I think the best way to do your political stuff is to not trust anyone

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GJB Sarmeri 2021-07-29 23:49:14

When you said that not enough people are vegans is a problem, I kinda laughed. Nice joke

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Dustin Mullins 2021-08-05 14:50:33

the North Korea thing pissed me off. damned if he did damned if he didn’t

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Cynical Gamer 2021-07-16 23:39:08

Just think for a moment Jimmy has more than likely seen this and still hasn't changed

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TH3L33TM3XICAN 2021-07-06 08:24:29

Damn I thought this video was going to be meh but you keep preachin man! You covered so many important topics.

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Geir Akslen 2021-07-25 21:54:43

Thanks for pushing me to finally set up a limiter in my audio chain. Dig your content, but my neighbors hate it. :D

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KaiSquared 2021-07-30 18:58:13

All the parts about Jimmy Kimmel are great, really shows how ridiculous his political mindset is.

There were definitely a couple misses like at 28:45 implying that helping poor and sick people are good but helping gay and black people is somehow bad. You can... do both?

Also the whole idea that race relations aren't a problem in America, as if the civil rights movement somehow cancelled racism. In 2017, 61% say the country still needs to make changes for racial equality - even today there's things like African-American people suffering hiring discrimination and significantly longer prison sentences, or things like the bill in the Texas senate that, if passed, will strip the teaching of MLK's speeches and remove the teaching that the KKK is morally wrong from the school curriculum.

Anyway, it's been 3 years and your political opinions have likely developed, just thought I'd give my 2 cents.

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ScrumdumbSpook 2021-08-03 00:16:47

facts bro, it shocked me too when he said race relations aren't a problem. I also thought it was weird that he put a picture of Barack Obama to justify what he was saying

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Kaleb K 2021-08-07 22:57:32

I think race relations were pretty fine up until about June of 2020 lmao

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abdulrahman chalya 2021-08-08 19:56:37

I don't think race relatipns are a ptoblem either. Black americans face lots of big problems most notably the high single motherhood rate which causes much more problems down the line. I thinj that people recognise blacks face tgese problems but they misattribute whats exactly causing it and many people assume that a group of people are causing it. So people think white people or rich people. Now that white americans are facing bigger problems now due to the higher single motherhood rate theres a group of white nqtionalists blaming their problems on minorities and rich people that are traitors. All the problems facing these groups are very real i just think you and many others are mistaking whats causing them

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You’re wasting your time Here 2021-08-25 01:34:15

What he was meaning at 28:45 is that being black or gay is a superficial difference from white or straight. There is no difference and they should be treated equally. And he meant that we should help the people who are actually in need instead of focusing on the ones with labels that change nothing

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Darkbreaker97 2021-07-27 03:12:36

The funniest part of this video was Jimmy Kimmel calling Roseann Barr crazy after the ten seconds of her NOT being crazy

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XKloosyv 2021-07-10 01:39:14

I liked his whole thing with Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman. That whole thing produced some actually funny content. Can't say I've enjoyed much from him since then

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AllYourBaseAre BelongToUs 2021-07-12 04:25:34

Great vid man. Jimmy went insane the bigger he got. He used to be funny. Now... just insane.
None of them will ever be Craig Ferguson. EVER.

Watch some of those old episodes. Really great stuff.

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Tralfazz74 2021-07-16 20:24:53

All you have to do is be more rational than the Infowars people.
Seems simple, doesn't it?

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Skele-tron JCI 2021-07-10 08:48:22

I agree with almost everything you're saying

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Ari Hovis-Afflerbach 2021-08-06 17:38:00

While I do agree with a lot of points you made, I will disagree with you on a few things (ie microagressions and race relations) but overall, good vid.

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Liam Rucker 2021-12-15 09:31:50

Yo as a minority in nearly every facet of my "identity", tell me how things that yall consider "microaggressions" do any harm at all? Theyre not oppressive, not malicious, and are even LESS harmful than actual intended insults. Like when people go "lol watch out hes a lil crazy" in reference bc i have a psychosis illnesses, or "so whats your real name?" bc im trans, or "shouldnt you be good at math?" bc im asian- its literally just people wording things wrong or not having a broader scope of understanding. It doesnt pose any real problems, and if anything, "microagressions" are just weak points in the deliverers perception that give you an opportunity to be like "yo i know you didnt mean nothing by that but you couldve worded that better/yo you do realize that stereotypes dont apply to everyone in a group even though they do have some relevance to a portion of it, right?"

And as for the "race relations" its a problem manufactured by the media like Kimmel himself, who paint one side as the sole aggressor and the other as the perpetual victim. If media promoted self accountability and provided aid to help people instead of putting all that money into creating division, the imaginary problem that only exists because people say it does would ✨ fade ✨.

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Liam Rucker 2021-12-15 09:34:03

And the things i provided are even consider more harsh than "microaggressions" by most rabid leftists, who consider "be a man" to be a Real microaggression, instead of just being a traditional saying that focuses on gender roles in our culture rather than insisting that every gender HAS to fit those gender roles (depending on how its used).

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DashN 2021-12-22 08:17:16

i disagree with you with race relations but i respect how you were still able to understand and enjoy the video even though you disagreed on some parts

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Maxxim 2021-07-16 17:05:41

This reminds me to be grateful for being funny

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Robert Gaudet 2021-08-12 07:55:08

Thinking any sort of agreement with the North Koreans is worth the paper it’s signed on is… remarkably naive. Dunno why both parties feel the need to do it.

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Rattenhoofd 2021-07-13 17:04:43

I wish we could have a late night analysis by someone who actually knows late night. These are all just variations of "hurrrr iz all politik".

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Skrebby CNM #SaveTF2 2021-08-13 22:45:20

I don’t agree with some of your views, but all in all, this is a great vid!

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mauer 2021-07-15 01:41:51

At 9:12 I see you used a literal antisemitic caricature to depict Jimmy. Classy.

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Crazed Union Boy 2021-08-20 23:09:28 (edited 2021-08-20 23:09:55 )

27:50 I was genuinely accused of being a racist because I hadn't yet seen Black Panther one month after its release

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iiro siren 2021-08-22 12:00:57

i still havent seen it i dont like superhero movies

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Otto Jansen 2021-07-26 21:15:34

13:02 that didn’t age well lmao

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Naltenate History 2021-07-24 20:16:27

The one funny thing i can think of, that Jimmy Kimmel is a part of, is his feud with Matt Damon

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psn64sat63 2021-07-05 17:35:52

Jimmy Kimmel is such a hack. And the way certain people harped on everything Trump did and try to spin it as bad was ridiculous, and made me lose respect for a lot of people. Just because someone is a piece of shit doesn't mean you have a free pass to make thing super or deliberately misinterpret thing about them.

Of all the things you could have used to make fun of Jimmy Kimmel, though, this was an odd one. Everyone thinks it's good for us to negotiate with North Korea, but the generally accepted deopolitical wisdom is that it is not good to give rogue leaders the prestige of meeting directly with the president of the US when they haven't been living up to agreements.

People were making fun of him meeting directly with Kim Jong Un and also proclaiming that he would personally get the guy to change his tune. You send professional diplomats for that, for a variety of reasons. Trump absolutely should have been made fun of for that, and the fact that you don't seem to understand that really made me think a lot less of you, emperor lemon.

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Sammy K. 2021-07-15 00:53:52

I had no clue they were putting more money into education, as my school is still broke as hell. A lot of kids can’t even get to school, because the bus drivers keep quitting due to low wages.

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Sammy K. 2021-07-15 01:01:43

I feel like your argument that liberals have gone to the far extreme is also easily said about conservatives. The problem isn’t the extremism of one group, it’s the polarization of politics as a whole

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Spooky Treat Ghost 2021-07-17 03:25:48

Exactly. Everyone wants to say “ewww being a liberal is bad and you guys can’t think!!! Republicans are so smart.” Republicans are just as bad. We’re liberals mad when Trump won? Yes. What they do? They cried and complained, that’s a completely normal response if someone you don’t like becomes president. What did Republicans do when a Democrat becomes president? They call all the voting “rigged” and then storm the capital because the votes are “rigged” and the election was “stolen.” Honesty both parts of the the far left and the far right are absolutely atrocious and toxic. I feel like this video and it’s political stuff contained is completely outdated. In this video it tries to paint being a liberal “bad” and being “crazy” when in fact nowadays it’s completely flipped after the capital riot. Being a Republican now is considered “bad” and “crazy” due to the nonsense they spew out till this day about the “rigged election.” So ya the stuff stated about liberals in this video is completely flipped and is now labeled on the Republican Party it’s honestly the funniest thing ever. They hated far left liberals so much they literally became and act like them rn except they’re Republicans. That’s politics for ya lmao.

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Joseph Huang 2021-07-18 03:12:51

What extreme Republicans do you see hosting late night shows? What?

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Sammy K. 2021-07-18 05:54:24

@Joseph Huang have you ever heard of a lil company called Fox?

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Joseph Huang 2021-07-18 06:01:34

@Sammy K. Fox doesn't have late night comedy shows.

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Sammy K. 2021-07-18 06:11:49

@Joseph Huang don’t have to, name one extremist liberal conspiracy theory/screaming match show

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Joseph Huang 2021-07-18 06:33:21

@Sammy K. Yes that is exactly what this video was about. Way to stay on topic.

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Sammy K. 2021-07-18 13:23:26

@Joseph Huang ugg, the video and comment where about political extremism in media. I’m going to stop replying before this becomes a thing

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Joseph Huang 2021-07-18 14:16:15 (edited 2021-07-18 14:22:26 )

@Sammy K.I don't know what video you watched, but this video was primarily about how unfunny late night comedy is.

Politics was mentioned only in passing due to a certain side injecting it into late night comedy.

I counted 0 mentions of Fox in this video, how about you?

And even if you were correct, how in the world is does 1 channel vs many others prove your point?

Perhaps you are unable to comprehend that not everything is about politics?

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 06:49:08

The only reason why he focused on liberals is because it's a video on Jimmy Kimmel who himself is a liberal
If Jimmy Kimmel was a conservative and did this he'd say the same things

Because yes no matter what side of spectrum you are you DON'T go around asking ladies to guess what's in your pants and disguise it as "comedy"

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Joseph Huang 2021-07-27 06:59:09

@rejvaik If something like that even existed, which it DOESN'T. What a load of hypothetical bullocks.

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 07:08:32

@Joseph Huang he literally just showed Jimmy Kimmel asking women to check his pants though, and Jimmy used it as a "comedy skit"
That's disgusting and unacceptable no matter what side you stand on so no it's very much relevant

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 11:45:36

@Joseph Huang but he's got the literal video proof of Kimmel putting politics into nearly everything he does... so what's the problem?
Not to mention Jimmy shut down and flatly dismissed a very reasonable response regarding the unending onslaught talking heads covering politics from that woman in her interview calling her crazy

Look he even mentions how the conservative side does it too when he gave the example commonly said by the conservative side:

"Oh you don't want to spend millions of $ on the military? Well then I guess you want America weak"

The point he is trying to make is that due to the ceaseless political coverage on all sides
we've been conditioned to use misinformed reductionist arguments that don't actually solve problems, they just tear at the opposite side creating divisions

And I'm sorry to say but yes, Jimmy Kimmel had contributed to this just as much as the whacko Alex Jones, it's just that Jimmy calls himself a "liberal" so whenever legitimate criticism is levied at him other liberals come to his defense

Me? I'm liberal in the classical sense of the word and I still agree with the majority of the criticism this man gave, he could do one on Alex Jones too and given this quality of video as proof he'd do an excellent job at that as well

We have got to stop blindly running to the defense and attack of individuals when legitimate criticism is levied simply because they are "one of us"

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Smoothie 2021-07-25 10:51:06

As someone who doesn't even like Trump, hearing people bitch about him 24/7 gets old, fast. The president, has barely any control over half the stuff people bitch about anyway. He's the president not a fucking dictator lmao.

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Halfrican Jones 2021-07-24 21:00:42

The fact he got showed up on his own show

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Unnecessary Apostrophe 2021-07-29 15:36:50

13:56 well, at least there was one good outcome from 2020

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loonatic 2021-08-07 16:44:11

Jimmy Kimmel wouldn't be the only TV show host doing the ol' "let me show you someone elses videos of them doing stupid stuff and then comment over it" There's other shows like Tosh.O, that E! show with Joel McHale, then the more family friendly ones like AFV and worlds dumbest.
You'll no doubt have some genre of audience if you follow this format of comedy. Basically the "vine/tiktok/whatever compilations" but for boomers.

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Branden Manuel 2021-08-11 00:06:33

I’m unfortunately being forced to go to one of his shows by my Mom in a few days.

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xxbloxheadfan2001x 2021-08-12 22:04:57

Enjoy being forced to laugh

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LBoomsky 2021-07-19 17:58:32

hmm yes Jimmy Kimmel is the average twitter user's spirit animal.

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RoJax_TheVoice TM 2021-07-30 22:56:31

Roseanne DUNKED on Kimmel in that interview so hard she got killed off on her show...

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Atlas 2021-08-15 00:25:31

+ respect for the short clip of Supertramp’s “ take the long way home”

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ClashRoyale Shorts 2021-08-22 12:31:01

26:15 this reminds me of when morty asks Jerry an actual question on Pluto that Jerry doesn’t know the answer to so Jerry replies with, well what were you thinking when you pood your pants 10 years ago

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Squibscirus 2021-08-07 18:18:49

Got my wireless earbuds in, left my phone on the counter and went into another room right when the "guess what's in my pants" part started. I ain't even gunna back the video up, just hearing that was gross af.

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Breazy 2021-08-22 02:42:35

I miss the YTPs

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Alen Bacco 2021-07-05 23:18:27

Didn't know this was an anti sjw channel.

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Cameron Schwarz 2021-08-18 09:37:14

I liked everything except the "encourage people to go vegan' thing. Misinformed and wrong.

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Robert Gaudet 2021-08-12 07:55:58 (edited 2021-08-12 08:09:41 )

Imagine thinking our worst foreign adversary isn’t China. How stupid would you have to be.




Strong finish though lemon, strong finish on this one.

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MisterPyOne 2021-08-02 03:52:37

Huh alright, now I know the couple of times I watched Jimmy Kimmel it wasn't just some bad episodes or me not being a nativ speaker. He is just not entertaining, but annoying.

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let there be lamp 2021-07-23 17:23:12

that get out scene was brilliant

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ew e 2021-07-24 04:56:29

Now if you're looking for a good host, reach to Conan

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TheAVJ2 2021-07-15 12:18:59

the only episode i found exciting was when RDJ was an inch away from killing kimmel

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Ze Rocky 2021-08-12 02:18:27

18:59 Jimmy Fallon is so unfunny it's unreal. I don't really agree with him being funnier than Kimmel. I would honestly put him next to Kimmel in terms of comedic value.

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ericbazinga 2021-08-19 16:18:46

My suggestion would be "go watch Conan O'Brien since he's actually funny" but sadly he retired and now there's no good late night hosts left

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 06:18:25

Anyone else remember that episode of family guy where Peter beats the shit out of Jimmy Kimmel?😉
Ahhhh good times....😌

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RareSox 2021-08-20 19:55:19

If that's the case, Saturday Night Live represents everything wrong with America. Period.

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KoldSol SeaHazy 2021-07-25 05:31:34

I wish I had watched this video sooner. My man's was laying into Kimmel. Pause

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Bozz Ninjaface 2021-07-09 06:05:53

After watching 20 seconds of your video, I realized you have made a 30 minute video after watching 15 minutes, total, of Jimmy Kimmel... & I'm done.

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A literal Bear 2021-07-13 07:20:06

24:50 I agree, how can you stop an idea?

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United States of Smash 2021-08-04 05:29:27

I wish there was a super like button.




I'd smash it.

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J3ffr3y D4hm3r 2021-08-09 07:34:16

wow this really does say a lot about our modern sus iety

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GD MilkyMarauder 2021-07-21 07:08:47

28:18 that is more despicable than anything else shown in this whole video. He's making a FUCKING JOKE FOR PETE'S SAKE.

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GD MilkyMarauder 2022-02-01 05:13:01

But also, maybe he's taking some of Kimmel's jokes too seriously

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Kelly Pettus 2021-08-06 17:04:08

Yea all of entertainment has been on a downward spiral and there’s a huge decline in quality. I agree with everything on this video except the Kobe thing, he didn’t do anything to that girl. Good video overall 👍🏾

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Thomas Ryan 2021-08-02 23:00:23

Tbh your points are all valid but you are also massively hypocritical and INCREDIBLY selective in the evidence you chose. If that was your goal, great job. Very subversive

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Giga Chad 2021-08-14 06:23:01

Citations and evidence?

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Peepee Hard 2021-08-21 01:54:39

I come back to this video often. It’s that good

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David Konevky 2021-08-14 05:29:24

There's been people who confirmed that politicians paid writers to make political jokes that make them look like the good guys. Since that moment, I've never been able to enjoy any late night show. It's just a big political advert disguised as comedy.

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Ryan's Archive 2021-08-01 23:04:37

I only understood "emperor's new clothes" because of Hello Kitty's adaptation of that story.

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Daniel Marín Moreno 2021-07-14 17:02:02

23:26
america: our sistem is broken

spain: WORK! we just whant workers and nothing else -PP (yes that's an accual spanish political party)

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slowmotion Milk 2021-07-08 16:42:58

god damn you speak for all of us

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The 4th industrial revolution 2021-08-18 16:36:01

I imagine people who unironically watch this shows to be irl NPCs

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Blob of Blu Tack 2021-08-15 11:26:58

Woah woah slow down here a second. You're telling me Baby Driver didn't win an Oscar?!

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Jack McKenzie 2021-08-16 15:36:36

This is my kind of content!

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Holunderbeere 2021-07-05 13:38:33

some years ago i watched Clips here on yt because i was interested why those host were everywhere...and yes of you drugged you can find some stuff funny but most stuff is more like torture

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Nascour 2021-08-20 08:13:29

Jimmy Fallon not doing politics that didn't age well lol.

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Truth n Justice 2021-08-17 02:29:10

This aged like a fine wine.

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Henry Chinaski 2021-08-09 10:56:45

Well that aged really well

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Nobody 2021-08-23 02:02:04

why?

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MaceMaster 2021-08-14 23:37:52

wait Baby Driver didn't get an Oscar, bruhh.

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Kestic Renolds 2021-07-22 13:52:52

Is this video still getting views?

No sarcasm I'm genuinely curious.

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Cavt 2021-07-12 13:10:54

7:05 never noticed that you used the crows part of echoes for this

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musicwelikemang 2021-07-06 01:04:11

Im assuming the "high iq" is meant to be tongue in cheek?

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kodymus prime 2021-08-18 19:41:25

I would rather watch paint dry than watch Jimmy Kimmel

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Aaron Holley 2021-08-10 17:40:01

23:09 aren't you doing the same oversimplification by using obama as prove that race relations aren't a serious problem?

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_Doop 2021-07-25 19:44:48 (edited 2021-07-25 19:51:17 )

8:03 and look who's doing it now

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hatchmaster _ 2021-08-17 02:37:01

I loved this video XD

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Pegwidge Fakelastname 2021-07-25 18:24:43

that rant about trump bringing peace to north korea didnt age well

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Liam McNicholas 2021-07-29 18:09:36

Especially because North Korea is still developing weapons

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Jason the Folf 2021-08-03 15:28:04

Someone give me my big iron, the Arizona Ranger is back.

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Palmer Ailanjian 2021-08-01 17:22:16

6:17 honestly how fucking dare you group all of those dogshit formulaic shows in with the comedic wonder that is Psych

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Robert Gaudet 2021-08-12 07:47:13

Trevor Noah I hear is funny when doing standup but holy crap he gives Kimmel a run for his money as far as being a miserable talk show host goes.

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Woe to the Vanquished 2021-07-09 10:51:02

he seems pretty based from the thumbnail. I couldn't necessarily give a shit about politics, however.

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Connor 1231212 2021-08-08 14:15:03 (edited 2021-08-08 14:15:11 )

No way my middles schools sports logo was that hornets logo he used Lmaoo

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MC Triple Fatal 2021-07-12 00:58:11

This kinda just became a rant about America in general

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Nappokaikai 2021-07-21 17:19:22

great video even though i disagree with your views on race relations

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Staringcorgi6 2021-07-21 20:05:57

This video was made before the riots

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Nappokaikai 2022-04-05 05:52:50

@Staringcorgi6 polixw brutality was thing during the baraka era.


Also I see the date the same as you

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Noah 2021-08-10 18:10:50

This was Alt-right af. I agree with a lot of what you say. I really do. But, you obviously haven't lived in the same environment I have. I've seen rampant racism and I'm 23. In a way you minimized some very real issues through this video.

You used a Morgan Freeman quote. So, let me use a quote too. Riots are the language of the unheard. You aren't hearing the people that are STILL actively subjected to racism. So, you're minimizing it. Maybe it doesn't affect you. Maybe it's not as bad as it used to be. But it is real, it's still bad, and it's ongoing.

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Saturn 2021-08-13 23:41:20

do you even know what alt-right even means? Just because it has right in the name doesn't mean it is right-wing. The alt-right is closer to the left than the right.

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Noah 2021-08-14 00:23:00

@Saturn Yeah, he's obviously left leaning dude. Watch the video

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Giga Chad 2021-08-14 06:05:07

@Noah

Yes he is.

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Giga Chad 2021-08-14 06:05:49

This is the most unsubstantiated criticism I’ve ever heard. He’s not obsessed with race therefore alt right. And your whole argument is a giant case of anecdotal evidence and has no validity

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Noah 2021-08-15 05:49:52

@Giga Chad We're all good bro. At the end of the day let's just agree to be kind to one another.

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damix 2021-08-16 22:35:58

@Noah"let's just agree to be kind to another" lmfao

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dzombaj_ga 2021-07-22 21:51:50

Here in Serbia we have Ivan Ivanovic show. It is basically the jimmy kimmel show but in Serbian.

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KnackJack 2021-08-14 10:04:01

You should do a never ever will there be a late night host like Craig Ferguson ever again

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Jon Ensman 2021-08-21 01:51:26 (edited 2021-08-21 01:52:42 )

While I don't love Jimmy Kimmel, I've never heard anyone talk about how bad he is until now.
Late night tv is made for older people anyways, trying to intellectualize how 'bad' it is seems counter intuitive.

Also, you are taking about Jimmy Kimmel as if he does everything. It's a whole writing team and staff

Good work on the video, but the message is bad. You are trying to make these giant sweeping and generic philosophical statements based off .... Jimmy Kimmel....

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Siked 2021-08-21 08:49:22

I see where you're coming from, but I think you are misunderstanding some things.
1. While Jimmy is the main focus, the theme is more about Hollywood's elites' hypocrisy and their spouting of uneducated, emotionally-driven arguments, not just Jimmy himself.

2.If you want to argue against that, fine, but Emp argues that someone who has had a sketchy background should not be taking the moral high ground, not some "Grand Philosophical discovery".

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Jack TM 2021-07-27 06:45:55

north korea is nowhere near our worst foreign adversary 😭

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Kirk Bupkis 2021-07-08 14:54:30

TIL Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are two different people lol

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Dean Thorn 2021-07-31 16:22:48

this is the most 2018 video of all time

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Wendel Schultz 2021-07-30 03:53:05

Kimmel is a complete hack. He is only rivaled by Seth Meyers. Seth was OK for a while on SNL, but his show is so insufferably partisan and uninformed in all they ways you describe.

<slow clap>

Thanks, my friend.

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F1nicky 2021-07-12 12:45:26

ok but he makes a lot of money so clearly hes doing something right

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Peter / 2021-07-12 17:30:10

So what do you have to say about reality tv stars with no talent other than having a mouth to yell with

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turnsout689 2021-07-09 21:27:07

Youre talking about kimmel and his show as if he controls anything at all that happens on it. He is just the front man. The agenda is of the studio

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ToonDreamer 2021-07-08 19:29:02

Peter and stewie griffin from family guy appeared in his show

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Jeff Walters 2021-08-02 18:51:24

I just got a message to my reply on a comment from YouTube that my reply was "an invalid argument". It flashed off before I could screenshot it and my reply then went through. Is this happening to anyone else?

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Thicc Randy 2021-07-25 18:04:28

After the man show i thought he died. Win some lose some I guess

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Snoofle 2021-07-13 16:33:07

Man just spit facts for 30 minutes

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no name 2021-07-08 17:14:58

The Trump part of this video aged like milk bro

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Keith Warner 2021-08-15 02:48:30

Aged like wine

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Dracocrusher 2021-08-05 22:27:46

WOW, this aged terribly. I get it, politics are complicated and the world is full of nuanced problems, but EmpLemon just goes for so many really bad political takes like "The Left acts like white people can't be unemployed because of privilege."

Yes, Emp. White people can be unemployed. Do you think when people talk about white privilege it's because people think ONLY good things happen to white people? It's an average. Unemployment isn't as high for white people, police brutality is lower, there are mountains of stats showing this that EmpLemon very conveniently forgot to mention just to boil everything down to "White privilege isn't an issue because homeless people". Just because homelessness and unemployment are issues that doesn't mean fighting systemic racism and trying to stand for human rights in other ways isn't ALSO an issue that deserves attention?

We can all agree that homelessness is bad. But the reason people make such a big fuss about trans rights and stuff like it is because we DON'T all agree that transphobia is a bad thing, so if the people who want to protect the LBGT+ community don't speak up then the people who want to oppress them win and they'll control the narrative. And that's another thing, no, just 'shutting up' about racism won't "magically" solve racism or something, that's not how things work. Ignorance and hate always spread in the absence of information. If you don't fight the fascists then they WILL take over and normalize things until suddenly we're seeing the return of Jim Crow laws.

That might sound like an exaggeration, but people on the right literally believe an unproven election fraud theory that lead domestic terrorists to attempt to BOMB AND ASSASSINATE politicians! These people are fucking dangerous when you let them spread misinformation because crazy radical morons exist!

Yes! Hillary Clinton had a lot of downsides and problems. Who cares how she feels about Russia when the insane dipshit that won over her is busy trying to bring the military in to stop protests over yet another black guy being murdered by another scummy cop! Is it masturbatory? Sure. Will it change any minds to keep saying this stuff? Probably not. But I don't want to live in a world where one person asks why Trump is bad and the other guy isn't able to say anything, because this guy was constantly doing shitty things that fucked people over and the only reason why things weren't worse was because a bunch of people on the inside kept actively going out of their way to stop him and talk him out of shit.

Sure, as Emp says, just banning assault rifles won't solve all gun control issues, but nobody expects it to. Doing any of this crap people talk about is just a step in the road of solving way bigger problems. You say banning assault rifles won't fit the problem? Sure. I agree. But what the heck is even the alternative when mass shootings continue to happen?!

But nahh, forget about all of that, here's some morons getting angry at a dog. There isn't a problem here, it's just a perfectly normal circus clowning around as usual. Do not question the clowns, just let them do their fire juggling act as the world burns around them.

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-08-06 20:51:51

if i get what you're asking for the second to last paragraph, i think the alternative is more background checks of you and the people you live with.

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Dracocrusher 2021-08-14 15:45:23

@Giga Chad Might as well start with gun control because Id also brought it up even though Youtube didn't ping me for that reply for some reason.

Because here's the big thing.......... The entire idea of a 'good guy with a gun' solving everything is an absolute myth that has basically never worked practically. There was actually a really good example of how bad this works not super long ago on January 25th, when Johnny Hurley took action and killed the Colorado Shooter before getting shot by the cops, himself, because the officer on the scene just saw him kill a guy.

If everyone's trying to shoot at a mass shooter and nobody knows what's going on then that just makes things harder for the actual police on the scene. It doesn't matter what theoretical idea you have in your head of someone cleanly showing up with a gun and having just one person solve the situation really neatly and orderly. The reality is that people panic and jump to conclusions when there's actual gunfire going off. And if even the police, who are actively trained for this, are making huge mistakes, then what chance does your average joe have of calmly stopping to assess the situation?

Say there's 100 armed people at the mall and one of them starts a mass shooting. That leaves 99 other potential idiots to start getting confused and shooting at eachother BEFORE the police even get involved! You're not going to just have the one lone guy who solves the problem and calms everyone down, you're going to have 10, 20, maybe even 40 people freaking out and opening fire on anything that feels even remotely threatening, including the other armed civilians who are also looking for a shooter when they don't know what the guy looks like or how many of them there might even be.

No country with strict gun bans has this problem. But, conversely, I've never heard of any nation EVER solving gun violence by overly arming the population because it's just a terrible idea. Like a lot of problems in life, the solution isn't reactionary, it's preventative. Limit guns overall and suddenly people can't shoot eachother in the face nearly as easily.

You try to cite this whole slippery slope fallacy of "But if we remove guns then what freedoms are next", but the entire idea behind America is that its laws can change and adapt with the times. And we are MILES away from the period where an armed group of individuals with muskets could overthrow a corrupt government, like the Second Amendment was intended to allow us to do. Heck, it wouldn't even be the first time an amendment was removed, if you know anything about Prohibition.

Even if you do think gun control is a non-issue, the solution is still obvious and if you want to stop the problem then you've got to actually move towards that solution one step at a time one way or another.

Let's see... does that cover pretty much everything on this topic? This comment's getting long so I'm going to split up this reply into multiple parts because we've got a lot to go through before I can really say I've answered for everything.

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Spite U 2021-08-16 05:20:11

No late night will ever touch Craig Ferguson.

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Mitchell Mooso 2021-07-19 07:50:20

Great video

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Plungerman Boi 2021-07-05 01:23:57

28:44 I live in Texas so reading these bad shit insane, psychotic and actually racist tweets is one of the most insulting and anger inducing things I’ve experienced in a while.

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reeeyo 2021-07-07 21:25:06

At this point, by the time Trump dies, Jimmy Kimmel will still be complaining about his grave annoying him

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DrKatuhstrofik 2021-08-06 14:56:06

At the Kobe segment and you haven't even mentioned the Man Show yet. For shame. Really should have led with that tbh lol.

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Expired Milk 2021-07-16 16:02:30

Monk is a good show tbh

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Commodore McDumb 2021-08-13 16:42:10

yo castle and monk are actually fucking good

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Baby 2021-07-14 20:25:00

kobe really did that shit?

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KeepItSimple 2021-07-23 00:07:56

I'm not a fan of night shows since they're not funny as they use to be as the only night show I recommend to watch is Conan O'Brien. Too many try hard comedians in my opinion.
Craig Ferguson and Geoff Peterson were a hilarious duo that always made me laugh because CBS cares. Yes, I did watch Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Johnny Carson (I was a baby when his time was ending but still his show was great).

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Zach Stout 2021-07-27 05:42:39

Nah still think he's relativity funny compared to most comedians

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-08-06 20:55:20

that's not saying much

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ilikeeatingbutter 2021-07-24 20:04:42

Excuse me mister



Thats not a very nice way to talk about that turtle
Watching the fucking turtle is more humorous than that show.....fucking....r/funny and twitter joke

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Samuel Isger 2021-07-27 00:47:00 (edited 2021-08-15 13:22:46 )

I didn't like Trump when he was elected. It was all the celebrities, talk shows, and constant media bashing that made me think "no one could be this bad". So I started doing my own research. After a little bit of that research I actually became a Trump supporter. All the constant Trump bashing actually drove me in the direction of eventually being a supporter. Funny enough out of my 15 closest Friends who were all liberal except 2 only 1 or 2 voted for Trump in the last election. Honestly I was surprised when he lost in 2020 but me and my friends accepted Biden as our new president. I hope Biden does as well as Trump.

Ps: I say 1 or 2 because I have one friend who didn't want to tell me who he voted for and I didn't want to pressure him.

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Al C 2021-07-27 19:11:08

Same, I don't care what your political opinions are as long as you are reasonable and not super extreme

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Shadow Nite Entertainment 2021-07-19 00:46:06

What a based chad

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Дэвид 2021-08-08 20:51:33

Thank you.

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きゃと。えむぴ 4 cat.jpeg 2021-08-07 05:59:24

i love that political arguments incoming

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Wasp animations 2021-08-09 13:56:35

Run

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BigTimeGamer 2021-08-21 10:05:26

Im just affrade that this vid is still relevent 3y later

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Celestial Waffle 2021-08-12 04:05:40

Aged like milk

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Placeholder 2021-08-12 19:59:01 (edited 2021-08-12 20:01:38 )

Nah, some criticisms could have been made nowadays and it would still make sense, but then again if this video was released nowadays it would have gotten a lot more backlash

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Celestial Waffle 2021-08-12 20:29:33

@Placeholder good point, but I was more talking about who's president and all the junk that's gone on since this came out

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Richard 2021-08-12 23:16:45

?

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Jon Moore 2021-08-17 12:58:28

I watched Conan and Fallon, but completely stopped when they started the Trump b.s. I didn’t mind an occasional Trump joke, but the whole show became one huge skit, with the sole purpose of bashing Trump. All roads lead to a Trump punchline. If a show would’ve stayed normal and just kept to the occasional Democrat and Republican joke it would’ve been alright. Once you make it clear that you’re bias though; the jokes are just that much worse.

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I_am_a_noob 2021-07-20 13:30:22

Wait Kobe was an alleged rapist?

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Valence 2021-08-15 20:37:55

Jimmy Kimmel is nothing compared to Trevor Noah or Seth Meyers

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Tracer 2018-04-21 11:59:41

Finally, someone that acknowledges how painfully unfunny the Anti-Trump "comedians" are.

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peeny wallie 2018-04-24 08:49:34

Tracer BUT DAE BLUMPF LOL

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Burgee 2018-04-24 17:51:56

Tracer you heard about this trump guy?

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Cian 2018-04-25 06:19:42

I'm a liberal, and I don't like trump, but dammit these trump jokes are annoying. I'll admit when trump does something good. Why can't everyone else?

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 01:17:36

Tracer eh, they always have been unfunny my British friend and also how’s overwatch going?

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GT 2018-04-26 02:15:29

I'm surprised it doesn't get old and repetitive since he cant go one episode attacking Trump. I honestly think Fallon is better than Kimmel because even if Fallon talks about Trump he's not as bad as Kimmel since I think his show is garbage at this point.

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EndLaiser 2018-04-26 05:03:28

I think Trevor Noah is pretty funny , but these Trump/Republican Hate comedians need to stop.

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Shoe Hunter 2018-04-26 23:43:30

Its the same both ways

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Walterberg 2018-04-27 12:20:47

Tracer exactly

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Jud DiS 2018-04-28 02:04:39

Tracer it was funny for the first month, and trumps been in office for 17 months...

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Dank, Danker, yet Danker 2018-04-28 02:59:53

Was a tad funny when you see it once, but gets old really fast.

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the shawnatiom 2018-04-28 17:12:08

There's only two people taking agree with you on that one from supporters and the other is normal people online with anything with politics

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Johnny Munz 2018-04-30 23:43:01

WHITE WALL YOU GOT IT WRONG NORMAL

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Du Ped 2018-05-03 17:46:46

Son Goku I think you mean youre sister

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LEGO C-3PO 2018-05-03 20:51:28

It was funny at first, but now it's just over saturated and try hard.

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Sassy 2018-05-03 21:30:46

There is only one funny thing about them; they're Anti-Trump.

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Zachary B 2018-05-03 23:05:21

Tracer Chappell and Bill Burr have pointed out that trump is cancer for comedy. His jokes are so obvious it's hard to get a unique angle

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Sassy 2018-05-04 07:12:59

tenacious645 that's why the US Citizens vote him into office.

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Dominic Edwards 2018-05-04 11:02:00

Egg Benedict because you’re mature, intelligent, and not hard headed

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Ilikedooooooodes 2018-05-04 11:57:45

Tracer dude there’s enough of them

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Nexus 2018-05-04 13:30:41

Mark Dice roasts anti trump comedians as well.

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The M.A. 2018-05-04 14:10:02

Egg Benedict I am also a liberal that doesn't like Donald Trump. But what I don't like more than Trump is all the Trump bashing and impeachment talk.

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The M.A. 2018-05-04 14:12:48

UnderRep I like Trevor Noah and John Oliver but there are times where I get sick of their Trump jokes. I don't watch Jimmy Fallon that much so I can't really say how bad he can be with his Trump jokes.

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MasterBerry 2018-05-04 15:20:31

Unrelenting Determination Google "apartheid."

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9A91 2018-05-05 06:57:18 (edited 2018-05-05 07:03:02 )

Technically, he isn't the first, but he won't be the last.

And that's a good thing.

But it's probably one of the first times someone insulted Kimmel this harshly on Youtube.

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BlueShell 2021-07-08 17:38:27

the "whats in my pants" section was actually funny ngl

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Justin Martin 2021-07-15 07:49:49

Jimmy Kimmel was never funny; Adam Carolla was the only funny person on the the man show

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Kyle Turnbaugh 2018-04-08 02:20:55 (edited 2018-04-08 02:21:11 )

I'm generally very left leaning in US politics, but what Jimmy Kimmel says about politics is so basic, for lack of better words, that it makes the rest of the left look so bad.

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Username2468 2018-04-09 00:49:58

I completely agree with that

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Chad Sponge 2018-04-09 05:29:13

Problem is Jimmy Kimmel's a centrist liberal and he only cares about ratings. The "left" in America is a joke.

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Cameron Hart 2018-04-09 13:53:39

I think the left does a pretty good job making itself look bad tbh.

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Chad Sponge 2018-04-09 13:57:34

If by left you mean the liberals or the Marxist-Leninists, I'm strongly inclined to agree with you. Otherwise, I must beg to differ.

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Cameron Hart 2018-04-09 14:09:21

Are you kidding me? The Marxist/Leninists are practically controlling the liberal media.

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Chad Sponge 2018-04-09 14:13:24

Why do you say that? I've never really suspected as much, but I can kind of see where you're coming from, given both groups' tendency to lie to people and consolidate their power.

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Penelope 3:4 2020-04-18 17:36:26

I made the mistake of watching this video.....in front of my family and they gave me a big speech about how you're wrong and
i shouldn't watch this video as it explains politics wrong. My mistake.

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Kankou 2020-05-16 22:04:48

@MooGoblin bOtH sIdEs ArE CrAzY.

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Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord 2020-06-23 00:55:34 (edited 2020-06-23 00:56:11 )

Penne Pasta How did they say Emp is “wrong.”

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SampleSimple 2020-06-23 11:28:22

MooGoblin you are aware that liberals are centrists right

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MooGoblin 2020-06-23 11:39:40

@SampleSimple yes..? obviously?

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MooGoblin 2020-06-23 11:40:09

@Kankou i literally have no idea what you're trying to say here. i never said anything to this effect.

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Joseph B. 2020-07-11 04:27:21

MooGoblin - Ah, yes, because holding people accountable for staying quiet about a massive underage sex ring is “right wing lunacy.”

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Someone 234 2020-07-22 05:55:00

It seems like you're getting redpilled the hard way

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names are dumb 2020-07-22 16:10:50

Gaslighting alert

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Evan Okeefe 2020-07-28 18:03:54

@MooGoblin Oh, wow you seem to have it all figured out huh? So could you explain to us "right wingers" how this doesnt show the insanity of liberals virtue signaling for made up problems in the media?

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pelican pelican 2020-08-14 22:55:29

MooGoblin explain how emp is wrong in this video

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JGHifiversveiws 2020-08-23 04:05:45

I wonder if you actually listened to what your parents had to say or not? I'm just saying maybe they had a legitimate grievances with the line of reasoning presented in this video or maybe not.

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Michelle Balogun 2020-08-25 02:42:46

MY PARENTS DID THEY SAME THING, i said that none is exempted from critizism and they brought up the " well what has this person done" and "this is just bullying" when the person your fucking defending is doing the exact same thing, it's so annoying.

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Doctor Culture 2020-09-10 15:50:40

Dude I’m lefty but Emp is absolutely right.

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Big Yoshi 2020-10-13 21:11:36

@Joseph B. If you're referring to pizzagate, that was a massive hoax

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Giant Lard 2020-10-28 08:04:49

May god have mercy on your soul

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Big Yoshi 2020-10-28 08:14:42

@Justus the righteous Ok, but a guy go into the restaurant with a gun, with the intention of getting to the basement, when there was no basement and the only other door was a small closet

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Penelope 3:4 2021-05-24 14:21:16

I meant when I viewed this Infront of my family, they thought I was agreeing w/ every point (which, completely misses the point of political videos, like I disagreed w/ a bunch of his statements, but that only goes to show I was listening) and then labeled me a republican ( I'm Irish, the republicans are the good guys, but ok) and I blindly agreed to that sentiment because I didn't want to be labeled as a liberal

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Penelope 3:4 2021-05-24 14:23:38

I didn't know being a leftist was an option

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Penelope 3:4 2021-10-07 09:33:01

@Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord They called me a republican(which i am, Ireland y'know)

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Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord 2021-10-07 09:41:00

@Penelope 3:4 Irish republicans 🚙 💣

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Chris Gabony 2021-07-20 17:02:55

lead to peace when not at war?

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Undead 2018-04-07 21:28:38 (edited 2018-04-07 21:53:05 )

Jimmy. Jim, James.
Now lemme tell you something.
Talk shows are big people things.
Also, I can't believe Rossane, Fallon and Morgan Freeman are the few competent people in Hollywood.

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Manticore 2018-04-07 21:56:18

Why can't you believe Morgan Freeman is? He's a pretty good guy from what I know, but hey maybe you know something I don't.

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Mariner1712 2018-04-07 22:44:52

Morgan Freeman actually buys into the race relations bs.

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Neal 2018-04-08 00:17:30

Fallon will say whatever mathematically makes the most people like him. He has no real opinions or individual ideas. He’s just a switch-hitter who follows along with whatever stance is most popular for the time being

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Buffaloaf 2021-07-28 22:03:04

3 years later nothings changed lol

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Fayrayz 2021-08-07 05:22:56

Correction: 3 years later it’s gotten worse

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42LMS 2021-07-21 16:47:20

Oh my god its Annoyed Grunt

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Downward Tumble 2018-06-27 23:37:51

Wait, he's a comedian?

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Matt Payne 2018-07-02 13:42:30

I thought he was just a talks show or something as well lol.

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Lilith cries 2018-07-03 00:28:07

I'm in the same boat buddy

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Antiform 2018-07-03 04:23:34

Well Amy Schumer is also referred to as a "comedian" even though she has never said or done a single funny thing in her life. The barrier for entry has never been lower! Why do you think comedians like Jerry Seinfeld have basically given up? Because you can't be sharp if your audience just wants safe and predictable "current issues commentary"?

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Brother Malachai 2018-07-04 20:10:18

Spongbap I thought he was a political commentator posing as a reporter like Colbert.

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Nat Smith 2018-07-06 04:06:31

Spongbap l

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BlauTrackDuck 2021-08-18 11:10:15

why do your vids always rape ones ears.

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Manuel Morales 2021-07-09 21:57:22

Hahaha well this video aged well! Seems like Liberals just keep losing huh? 😉

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Speedy 99955 2020-04-09 06:43:30

THANK YOU! there is so much i hate about the whole outrage culture for lack of a better word issue, and i really appreciate this video as it took a lot of my thoughts and helped articulate them.
let me start by saying that i'm democrat, because for the sake of a oversimplification I care more about social issues than economic issues (social issues being ACTUAL issues like the flawed systems not being updated like prison system, environmental issues, etc not the bullshit. but theirs a lot of shit that my parities doing that should be nutty bonkers but is now normalized, and tbh i think you summed it up perfectly, but i'm going to elaborate. I think this started when the news (the news is a problem for another rant) realized they could rile people up and hence get watchtime and ad revenue by taking a fringe group of hyper extreme lunatics getting mad about something unreasonable and broadcasting there complaints to the world, what happened was the news realized it was possible and continued taking absurd narratives that villanize groups for actions most of then never even did and cut out any grey area, but they contuined taking these narratives and publishing them cus they riled ppl up and hence made them tons of ad money, then commentary people online realizing how nuts this shit was tried to fight it by saying such, which worked for the majority but everything this cycle happened more people joined the nutty causes since the more you hear something the less absurd it becomes, and the more reasonable it sounds, anyways repeat this cycle for a few years and we get to today. moreso this isn't the over arching problem, the news has been spouting whatever nonsense scares people into watching more of the news for years, while intentionally keeping people in the dark, theres a reason most of the news is buzzwords and theirs a serious lack of any proper explanation besides a impulsive emotional agenda they want to mouth feed you to rile you up. it also doesn't help we have political news channels aimed to specific parties which only convinces the people watching there party is this beacon of truth while the opponents are all evil lunatics, which yes both sides have evil lunatics but the majority of ppl no matter the side are just normal chill people with there own opinions, thats why i hate the "all republicans are racist" bullshit, like i'm democrat but most my friends are republican and none of them are racist, infact i think most republicans just hate the outrage culture bs but have nothing against any race for being the race they are, like they don't care if your gay, but they don't want gay people screaming at them and calling them homophobes, And tbh there not perfect either as alot of them don't like gay people who kinda shove it down your throat, but tbh i think the messsage most of them me inculded agree on is it doesnt matter what you are, idc if your gay for example, just don't put yourself into a box where i have to treat you diffrently and walk on this ice and if i make a small mistake you'll yell at me for being a homophobe, and tbh i think most gay people find the nutty minority within the minority who puts them in a box and yells at everyone calling them homophobes more harmful than helpful. so yea i think the fact we have poltically oriented news channels that suck people into there wormhole makes it so they assume there sides the only sane poltical side and hence refuse to have discussions with the other party/ hear them out, which is sad cus just listening to our enemies reasoning and finding a soultion by working together could solve most the worlds problems, after all most wars are fought not even knowing what the person your killing's motivations are, and after all were all human, don't get me wrong there are some awful shitty humans out there, but were all human and if we took time to understand eachother and listen the world would become a much less problematic place imo,
anyways if you've read this far, thanks i really appreciate it, and i don't want you to make my opinions as fact but instead read them and make your own decisions :)

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PanekMemes 2021-08-03 23:30:02

Take a chill pill

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TerrorByte 2020-10-03 21:37:17

This video is still relevant today, and it's only gotten worse.

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Dharc 2021-01-28 22:32:39

I don't blame Jimmy or think he is the sole reason for the downward spiral of society. I don't like him AT ALL, but I think the internet is the actual problem here. On the internet you can put your opinions no matter how bad they are online for everyone to see and people can listen to whatever they want and block out anything they dislike and create echo chambers.

Before the internet, you mostly just shaped your beliefs by your own interactions with others and since you weren't anonymous any hot takes can be critized and your reputation could be tarnished.

TLDR; the internet was ready for us, but we as a society wasn't ready for the internet. Just think about it, society was fine until the internet became readily available for the general public and it's only been getting worse since then.

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Kira Slith 2021-02-08 15:42:26

@Dharc So, assuming you're somehow right (you're not, but let's entertain the thought for a second) and it's entirely the internet's fault, what's your solution? And before you say it, the Genie isn't going back in the bottle no matter how hard you try.

Why you're wrong: Hollywood and elitist culture has always been a hive of delusion and pseudoscience going back to the tenth century, "The emperor's new clothes" was a parody story ABOUT an elite's delusional obsession with wealth and his own moral upstanding such that reality itself no longer applied. More specifically, the mainstream media has been pushing outrage culture since 9/11, long before the mainstreaming of the Internet. Why? Because some executive at CNN or MSNBC saw the sky high ratings they got during 9/11 and said "If we could keep pushing content that causes that much of a stir, it could make us rich! How do we do that again?" All the Internet has done is made it easier for people to take notice and call it out.

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Pichu Flash 2021-02-09 00:18:00

​@Dharc I don't think freedom of ideas on the internet is our problem. If social media companies had an ounce of integrity and non-partisanship, echo chambers wouldn't be so easily created. All the social media companies that deleted Trump's accounts have doomed themselves to become liberal echo chambers (take me for example, I deleted Twitter 4 days ago). Any social media sites that don't outwardly discriminate against republicans are becoming Republican echo chambers. The issue is that two non-compatible realities have been created by the Democrats and by the Republicans. I personally believe the Republican reality is real, not in small part because of the pretentious hacks like Kimmel and the huge corporations that collaborated to kill anti-Biden information and effectively "steal" the election from Trump. When all of the established, elitist corporations rally against you, you must be doing something right. Literally everyone possible in the entertainment industry went against Trump. Really makes you believe they are getting orders from higher-ups. And that plays into conspiracy theories of puppet masters.... You can clearly see where this leads. The Qanon stuff was false when it came to the election and Trump being revealed as the winner, but the sick stuff about human trafficking and Hollywood are undoubtably true. To save society I believe Hollywood culture must collapse, among other things.

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R U Ok? 2021-02-09 19:29:49

2021 didnt age this well

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bobbies81 2021-02-24 13:38:09

@Doodguy The blank it makes me sad to think about. we as a species set up our own demise and so far we've accepted it. i mean i'm not a boomer or anything like the internet is actually good for us right now, but the way people are as of now is basically putting the last nail in the coffin. if Hollywood falls, it would have to be due to some HUUUUGE conspiracy or something like that. i mean, i think its on its last legs as of now tbh, but it'll stick with us for awhile.

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SWAGANATION 1 2021-03-15 02:41:54

669 likes nice

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PETRIXXX 2021-03-26 04:41:45

@Dharc It didn’t truly get bad until around 2015 imo

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George Easter 2021-07-21 05:31:22

TANK UUU!!!!!!!

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Yamame Even 2021-08-15 16:27:08 (edited 2021-08-15 16:28:54 )

Don't speak so bad about Korea, you literally said north Korea is fascist that's literally the opposite of the truth and you did it to make a point and isn't this what you are against?

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iiro siren 2021-08-22 12:23:50

move to north korea if you like it?

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Alessandro Barallo 2021-08-30 17:19:38

while fascits may not be the correct term, totalitarian hell hole certainly fits the DPRK.

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DO9 BELL BESSA 2021-01-12 12:53:39 (edited 2021-01-12 12:54:01 )

15:30 holy shit the transition from him talking about sexual harassment to asking a random girl to squeeze his pants was so fucking strong I almost swore someone slapped me

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Fred Belmar 2021-07-13 07:33:41

I’m a hardcore fan of Guillermo not Jimmy

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Gertske Kuttekop 2021-07-15 14:12:16

Stop being a hardcore fan and just watch and watch critically

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Dustin Mullins 2021-08-05 14:49:57

you don’t need to be part of either party to see that the demonization of trump was stupid

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Nick Nave 2018-04-21 00:57:06

Emp lemon let me say you are a brave person for standing up to these type of people and these types of movements in this day and age. This video made me picture you way differently. You are absolutely correct through the entire video, and you don’t even have any bias because you said you don’t really like trump’s policies yourself, which is amazing. I’m glad I stayed subscribed after your “downward spiral”. Your new content is surprisingly interesting and I always find myself watching to the end of each video

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【cat.】 2018-04-21 16:51:12

Nick Nave Very productive comment!

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Soup 2018-05-02 19:30:10

Nick Nave What sucks though is the fact that not enough people see the problems that he is trying to show in his videos since most people would be turned off vybthe fact that his vid is half an hour long and most people recognize him as 'that guy who made 30min video on memes'

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cNightly 2019-02-09 19:11:28

Jimmy Kimmel : Trump is Racist
Also Jimmy Kimmel : Hey i make fun of foreigners because they can’t speak English well, also I have a Mexican for comic relief, I also once gave everybody gift cards but a black guy some Lebron’s

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masterxitra 2019-03-22 15:30:15

did you have a stroke at the end of that sentence bud? "But a black guy some Lebron's" what??

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cNightly 2019-03-22 15:34:05

masterxitra do you know that saying an NBA player’s name indicates I’m referring to Lebron’s signature shoe line? Or Lebron’s for short? Are you familiar with what I was saying or you were just trying to sound smug? What???

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masterxitra 2019-03-23 14:13:49

@cNightly OH no i didnt mean to come off as rude bro. i didnt know Lebron's had a shoe line tbh thought only MJ did. sorry if i came off as smug was just joking around with you dont take it to heart bud i didnt mean any ill will towards you.

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cNightly 2019-03-23 17:41:40

masterxitra oh ok, sorry I started to go on the attack, I think I misinterpreted what you said and thought you were one of those 8 year olds who corrects a plausible statement, no hard feelings

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Taylor Griffin 2021-06-11 01:48:34

I cant believe that I'm living in a universe where a woman who screamed the national anthem at a baseball game sounded more reasonable than a tv host. Actually everyone sounds reasonable than the tv host

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Caleb McIntosh 2020-07-20 01:36:20

This is exactly why our founding fathers didn’t want a party system at first.

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Rusev Dai 2021-07-20 02:47:11

@28:39 Steve Brule in the background, dang ol hunk

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Kevin 2021-07-23 15:51:49

What’s worse than Jimmy Kimmel?

Jimmy Kimmel’s fake laugh.

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MikiKiki 2018-04-09 14:57:22

This is the best video I have seen on late night TV, EVER.
Your analysis is poignant and hilarious. Editing is just... wow.
Subbed.

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Anonymous User 2018-04-24 09:50:58

Same here. Great job Emplemon!

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Izzy McGee 2018-04-07 22:14:10

Count Dankula did nothing wrong.

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Aaron Phillips 2018-04-08 07:31:33

Agreed. And welcome back to the downward spiral.

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Adam Heidingsfelder 2021-07-07 18:57:16

3 years later, Trump's not even president anymore, Kimmel's still unable to stop talking about him. GEEEZ! I can't even watch for 5 minutes, and the only reason is bc it comes on after the local news.

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RockJustice Videos 2021-08-03 02:25:55

<_< 29:38 lmao

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UnlimitedEdge 2018-06-19 17:08:53 (edited 2018-06-27 21:09:57 )

I have the same problem with SNL. I used to enjoy it, but now every cold opening/ every other skit has to do with some of the most souls crushing unfunny “commentary.” I remember Rich Evans from RLM describes something like this as a “Non-medy.” Essentially, it’s a comedy or a joke that is so bad, stupid, and unfunny that it sucks the soul out of you and just makes you feel tired and defeated

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Pyree 2018-06-30 01:39:16

yeah and SNL also says some kind of political or trump related joke every chance they get and they're never even funny.

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kinggingernator 2018-06-30 22:15:15

Totally agree. Sucks because I actually like a lot of what snl does and they are capable of making good skits, but when they try to force a political stance into everything it entirely kills my desire to watch it

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ccricers 2018-07-02 04:06:52

I never found SNL consistently funny. Was it funny sometimes, yes, especially specific actors. But MadTV was more consistently funny and did political skits better.

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Antiform 2018-07-03 04:59:18

I remember watching SNL with my father on a tiny black and white CRT with bunny ears. It only got one channel, which fortunately aired it. Back then I remember nearly every skit being a laugh riot, comedians like Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, and Jimmy Fallon were in their prime and even when a skit was bombing, they'd be having so much fun you laughed anyway. Remember when they did Weekend Update and the jokes were funny enough to make them break composure and crack up sometimes? Now they are just saying "Trump bad!" and the canned laughter sells the joke to you without any wit whatsoever.

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Alec Weitl 2021-07-17 14:57:54

Facts

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Baet Simpson 2021-07-07 16:06:10

Emp can you reveiw Trevor Noah he seems similar and I need my opinions spoinfed to me. Thanks -Lord Baet Simpson the 3rd

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Tacospaceman 2021-05-14 18:54:15

Okay so 27:23 has me fucking rolling.
She’s like “WHAT IF, now hear me out, WE ADDRESSED THE ISSUES REGARDLESS OF WHOS RUNNING THE PLACE?” And Jimmy’s like “YOURE INSANE 😂😂 (laugh track bs)”
Holy shit.

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Teresa Daly 2021-08-05 19:16:15

I know this was hillarious

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Milan David 2021-11-08 16:41:56

Cringeworthy, legit uncomfortable the way he very openly belittles her

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Tacospaceman 2021-11-08 17:29:16

@Milan David what is his problem?? Hollywood got to him bad lol.

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【 Chilael 】 2021-11-27 16:47:30

@Tacospaceman What's his problem? Money

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Commie Raider 2021-07-13 04:42:44

16:13 you sure biut that

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schtinky 2018-04-08 01:45:51

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

-some episode of SpongeBob.

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RockeR 2018-04-08 03:21:56

Seth Begley Also known as E.V.I.L.

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Tony Stank 2018-04-08 05:32:16

More like:

Every
Villain
Is
Liberals

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DerpyDosh 2018-04-08 10:43:59

Yes but in this case, Lemon is the hero we need right now.

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Mew 2018-04-08 13:30:53

Seth Begley Otherwise known as Jimmy Kimmel

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ThatBox 2018-04-08 14:50:13

Evil, Evil?
E E E E V V V V I I I I L L L L !

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BroadTeamFaba 2018-04-08 17:31:22

"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"

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Lollikaboss [o.W.n] 2018-04-08 18:06:55

+Warrem Young
my brother says that youre 100% right

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Joe Mancini 2018-04-08 19:17:55

Always
Sliently
Shut
Doors
In
Case of
Kloptmaineas

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Kamaishi 2018-04-08 20:42:54

It's when Barnicleboy defects to E.V.I.L. because he wants to be a man, but can't handle a full sized krabby patty

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mrm 2018-04-09 00:18:20

For your information, that is from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V...



I'm pretty sure...

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Mini Mush 2018-04-09 01:39:09

Seth Begley Your pfp makes this comment that much better :D

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Al Webbraham 2018-04-09 03:05:31

Seth Begley i

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Roberto Trujillo 2018-04-09 05:49:07

Lemon Grab

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nate 2018-04-12 19:42:23

Seth Begley
Every
Villain
Is
Jimmy
Kimmel

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smokestacksteve 2018-04-13 23:01:42

Seth Begley I take offense to that lol

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f1owo1f 91 2018-04-16 22:40:15

I love that line

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Billy Esparza 2018-04-18 13:16:36

Seth Begley Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 11:13:38

Warren Young clever...

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 11:14:06

BroadTeamFaba ITS BARNACLE MAN!

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Brazilball, Lord of South America 2018-05-03 14:03:28

If life gives you lemons...

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MaceMaster 2021-08-14 23:49:18

Then AOC got elected..

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MaceMaster 2021-08-17 03:47:48

@Steve Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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Hedge Earthridge 2018-09-27 01:17:05

This is why Eric Andre is the greatest late night talk show host ever.

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Leon the third 2018-09-29 07:52:26

Cordell Kelley he is less funny than kimmel

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Ezra T 2018-10-25 01:01:48

no

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DJ Britt 2018-10-26 07:28:49

TIME FOR SOME RANCH!!!!!!!

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Daddy Deadpool 2018-10-27 04:05:15

Craig Ferguson and Conan are better

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Trevor Minyard 2018-10-27 10:51:24

He’s definitely funnier but if you follow him on social media he’s way more toxic than Kimmel

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Jaden Van Hess 2018-10-27 15:09:10

Yes 😂

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Station Wagon Genocide! 2018-10-27 17:04:45

@Trevor Minyard how is he toxic?

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Tyler, The Destroyer 2018-10-29 07:09:55

What up stephany nugs?

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Rackune 2018-10-31 04:51:50

He's also underrated

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VoLT4ge 2018-11-02 14:58:04

Leon the third never

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t k 2018-11-03 20:24:03

@Station Wagon Genocide! he genuinely actively shills for the DNC

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Station Wagon Genocide! 2018-11-03 20:27:57

@t k so what? I may not agree with his politics either but that doesn't make him toxic.

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Edward Du 2018-11-03 22:11:41

@Mycenaea You haven't seen Eric Andre then

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PearCup 2021-08-22 00:41:03

... black moth super rainbow?

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Kevin Guimond 2021-07-12 23:26:42

This video did feel a little polarizing at first, but the more I thought about it, it was really well done. I think it represents me and a very actually large part of the population that don't like Trump, but also find the mainstream biased liberal media to be irritating. I am one of those people who watched Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, but really just cause I wanted a satirical format for the news I got. But as the video mentions, I don't really enjoy it all that much. I was just there to get my intake of news, but it's not really news, and this video opened my eyes even more to that. It's always biased towards one side, and never positive on the other. I honestly want to stop watching Kimmel and Colbert now; I'm so sick of them talking about Trump. Colbert wasn't for a while and even had a running gag about NOT talking about him, but now he's circled back to making him the center of his monologues. I don't know what it is, but I just wish there was a better, less biased, and more varied source where I could get news in a satirical format.

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Natalie Epic 2019-01-04 06:34:47

I like you. You have a actual brain, there arent enough people on youtube like you anymore.

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Ms. TV 2019-03-07 23:16:39

Aren't

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Brandon D. 2019-03-09 17:14:11

An

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Елена 2019-03-25 15:30:36

Okay that “YouTube” correction is reaching a little bit

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NefariousMan 2019-05-05 03:37:40

@Елена lmfao

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Koopa x 2019-05-13 07:32:55

Nah your the person that has a brain for believing this no sarcasm.

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Krau 2019-05-15 00:09:10

Please tell me what your profile picture is I've been staring at it for two minutes it's been killing me

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Gen WT 2019-06-06 13:23:11

This comment thread is a wonderful story of what the internet is like in so many ways. Thank you.

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Iakino 2019-06-11 23:40:12

@Gen WT no problem my dude

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mhg 2019-06-18 21:32:36

I sold my brain for a jar of pickles

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Trinity Livingston 2019-08-17 00:59:58

Sad but true!

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SirPineapple 2021-08-13 06:09:39

I hate how he caters to every guest

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Skirdus 2018-04-07 21:42:13 (edited 2018-04-07 22:01:45 )

i hated jimmy kimmel the moment he shit-talked gaming/let's play culture

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TackyWhale 2018-11-22 10:19:08

Still my favorite video of 2018 because, honestly, not only do I absolutely agree with almost everything you said and almost all the points you brought up, but all of the points that you've made yet I myself have been thinking for at least a year or more about are absolutely dead-on perfect. Hats off to you, Lemon.

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Hedge Earthridge 2018-09-27 01:28:24

Im a libertarian, and I actually really like Emp's political ideas. Hes pretty smart.

I love guns, and the NRA is ok I guess, but so far I havent found anything to disagree with him on,

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ScoopStacey 2018-09-27 06:17:30 (edited 2018-09-27 06:18:16 )

he did make a few arrogant statements, like trumps tweets leading to "peace" with north Korea, that just turned out to be flat out not true. He sounds really young though, so for his age, I commend his knowledge.

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SusNightBox 2018-10-06 18:20:38

He's not all that young, but yes, a few of his statements were a bit uninformed. But in the span of a 31 minute video, he did make a lot of statements. So I don't think I can blame him all that much.

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Jaden Van Hess 2018-10-27 15:16:07

Prodigy 1098 it kinda did tho. North Korea is cool with us now

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SusNightBox 2018-10-28 20:12:44

@Jaden Van Hess Yeah, but I believe it was also caused by King Jong-un's own motives. Trump's tweets alone however, definitely weren't the only reason that North Korea is cooler with us now.

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glue 2018-10-30 10:27:44

@kobe robertson the NRA is not inherently bad. the political donations need to stop though.

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Lynx Dunwell 2018-10-31 02:26:02

Cordell Kelley All libertarian should look up cato institute best Libertarian think tank on polices

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Not So Great Courier 2018-11-01 02:44:46

@SusNightBox the thing with north korea is what they do is, they act like they're on the verge of war (such as launching missiles into the sea, then they start doing other things, then they act like they want it to be more peaceful (thus talking to trump) and at the end of the day everyone thinks that they were successful in stopping an all out war, but it was just a ploy for NK to get what they wanted. I got this idea from a video along time ago, and seems to be accurate

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BaconBot V3000.1.1 beta 2018-06-22 17:43:48 (edited 2019-09-06 18:39:34 )

Kimmel is the dictionary definition of commensalism.

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daily smile check 2018-07-02 11:54:59

Dr Hans Volter commensilism

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Nathaniel Kendrick 2018-07-03 04:22:48

commensalism*

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Dlerpaherpa 2018-07-03 09:16:21

Communism

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Spooksies 2018-07-04 05:23:17

im hoping you're talking about jimmy, and not emp here

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BaconBot V3000.1.1 beta 2018-07-04 07:14:19

Kemo_Meme of course i’m talking about Kimmel

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Spooksies 2018-07-04 07:15:39 (edited 2018-07-04 07:15:49 )

Dr Hans Volter k gud

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Alex Bennet 2018-07-04 07:57:52

Dr Hans Volter: Doesn’t Emp kinda fit better though? He makes money from leeching of others’ success and fame? He uses their name and image to garner views?

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Spooksies 2018-07-04 16:10:32

Alex Bennet yes, but Emp spends lots of effort on his videos, that's why they're so long, he tries to not only make his point, but keep us entertained along the way

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Alex Bennet 2018-07-04 16:24:31

Kemo_Meme: But the exact same could be said about Jimmy Kimmel.
I don’t have a problem with Emp’s style of content, but you can’t call Kimmel a “parasite” without understanding that the exact same criticism applies to Emp.

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Donald W 2019-01-06 17:56:56

"Jimmy Kimmel is a cultural tumor." Liked. Subscribed.

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Kjax 2021-08-21 19:07:46 (edited 2021-08-21 19:08:00 )

13:03 uh oh

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Jozinek 2018-10-28 13:20:41

I sort of saw you as immature for ranting on about BTM and memes, and making such a big deal out of it. But this video made me see you in a more positive light. This is an excellent video which explains the impact and delusion of the liberal media, and how people like Kimmel are just pushing their ideologies rather than giving actual coherent political commentary. In fact, your political commentary was far more coherent than Kimmel's, and you're a YouTube Pooper. That's astounding; it really shows how the Left have become so trapped in their little bubble that they just call anyone who doesn't agree with them a "Nazi" or a "racist". And powerful leftists are bested in terms of political knowledge and overall common sense by some random YouTuber who likes memes.

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Chris N 2021-07-13 02:53:24

(<[kimmel]>)

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Bernoulli 2018-04-07 21:26:17

You know what’s watchable other than Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Stephen Colbert?



YouTube drama.

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OnlyIcedGarrett 2018-04-07 21:58:44

Bernoulli The important videos Playlist is infinitely more watchable than them.

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ePCI 2018-04-07 22:10:59

Bernoulli the only youtube drama I like are content cops if they even count

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Kirbo404 2021-01-06 21:56:41

I have some respect for Fallon now even though I dont think he's that funny

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Matt S 2021-02-12 15:40:06

I'd rather have lame American Cheese over polarizing Brie

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Bizaare 2021-04-06 15:39:41

I agree

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Icy A 2021-04-29 21:17:10

I actually like John Oliver too, he can actually talk about something other than Trump.

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J and C Stopmotion 2021-05-07 01:03:44

@Icy A I don’t agree with everything that Oliver says but his show is pretty entertaining

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Swifty Stardust 2021-04-18 23:45:14

"He's not still gonna be president by May."
Ah, that clip definitely aged.

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Le reddit silver member 2019-08-25 00:49:30

America is getting worse because of people like him. It’s so important for a country to have things we can all enjoy no matter your politics. Something we can all rally around whether that’s music, talk shows comedians or movies. These public figures coming out so political and calling half the country retarded has created a divide that may never heal. Even when a famous person tries not to be political they get harassed by the far left saying that if you don’t come out against trump than you’re allowing racism to exist. I feel like the country is screwed.

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047Kenny 2019-02-15 17:26:34

Why so many dislikes? I actually liked the points you brought up and this is from someone who used to (USED TO) watch the show

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Alexandre 2019-02-28 06:25:31

Salty leftists or/and lazy people complaining that the video is too long, hahahaha.

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Brother Bup 2019-02-28 07:19:34

@Alexandre
That's unfortunately why alot of people hate him, despite being irrational reasons not to like him.

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huntrrams 2019-03-04 12:41:50

There’s SNL...

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Someone on the internet 2019-03-07 02:09:55

@huntrrams SNL has gone to crap

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MrBannnnnny 2019-03-12 00:55:29

Just radical leftists, supporting anything that doesn’t support trump

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BippityboppityBOO 2019-03-17 20:35:53

NPC's gravitate to the dislike button

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BippityboppityBOO 2019-03-17 20:38:55

Its been crap for so fucking long.. I wish madTV would come back

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Noah 2019-03-18 11:36:44

Wow! Crazy how people have different opinions isn't it? How can even one person not like this video?! Good for you for giving it a like!
I D I O T

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Tillman Adkins 2019-03-21 15:03:05

Youtube Poops. Thought shattering Youtube poops. Sprinkled all over a meaningful argument.

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Pr. Gibus 2019-04-02 19:08:20

@MrBannnnnny "orange man good"

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Alan2022 2019-04-12 11:43:46

The dislikes are from Jimmy Kimmel bots.

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SwampyBogBeard 2019-05-05 01:14:17

I heard the words ''encourage people to go vegan'' if that doesn't deserve a dislike I don't know what does

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NefariousMan 2019-05-05 03:45:09

@SwampyBogBeard fair enough

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The Messenger 2019-05-12 22:09:02

@ᵗʰᵉNight★Star
Yeah but this video wasn't about how Trump is good...
It's how Jimmy only uses him as a joke and has no better material to use

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Steven Campbell 2019-06-05 20:13:49

@Alexandre or liberals that saw how bad he talked about the and think he cares about dislikes.

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YouTube's favorite idot 2019-06-10 08:05:57

I feel like the reason people watch jimmy kimmel due to the
"I aTe YoUr CaNdY" prank

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Bahhtleborn The Sheep 2019-07-03 01:22:51

Hippity hoppity the Left hates the property

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Pol Bulano Salto 2019-07-14 05:30:20

Lotta bad responses to this question, so I'll give it a shot. Emp takes the fact that Jimmy Kimmel is a bad pundit and uses it to say liberals have gone crazy. I can't say everyone who disliked did for good reason, but having watched the whole video, I disliked because of the bad arguments.

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Lace 7 2019-08-10 23:02:54

I’ve seen clips, but usually when they were talking to the public. I’m far left and I’ve never been able to listen to him for more than a minute.

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Lace 7 2019-08-10 23:06:18

Bahhtleborn The Sheep Some do, and there are reasons and good things that could come from it. Most land was just claimed years ago and passed down and sold between a few wealthy individuals. Also, private property is different to personal property, which is often ignored and overlooked.

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Bahhtleborn The Sheep 2019-08-11 02:26:01

Lace 7 It was a joke I stole but good point I guess.

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احمد عماد 2019-08-13 00:38:28

I would guess dislikes are not about the show but about how he is kinda of talking about himself in the video but on the other side

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Leon Walter 2019-08-13 18:29:36

@TFrills lmao take a break from youtube and read a book or an actual study. Yall think youtube videos are a credible source of knowledge. Hate to bust your aluminium hat my guy.

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Trinity Livingston 2019-08-17 00:17:08

It's the people who like him and are leftists.😂😂

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Cameron Harrison 2021-07-08 06:19:54

based af

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Audreyeyeye 2018-04-09 20:25:22

honestly emp I would LOVE to see a video about the education system like you brought up at 23:25
seriously, people wonder why millennials are so angsty and can't sit still when we waste so much of our lives having information crammed into us that we could otherwise learn from the internet right in front of us.

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Automatic Porridge 2018-04-20 04:28:09

Because the internet is cheaper than school. Meaning less money for the people pulling the strings on education. Some people become teachers just because it gives them money and benefits, while online teachers are way more passionate at their job.

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Will Howes 2018-04-21 04:11:21

Fat Stacks of Cash I've never heard that before, but if this is real, do you have a source where I can read more about online teachers caring more? I'd love to learn about this.

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GmanReviews 2020-06-23 14:52:33

Seeing this after Jimmy is getting cancelled is so much sweeter

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Astavyastataa 2020-07-27 17:01:30

oh fr?

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GmanReviews 2020-07-27 17:39:53

Astavyastataa He got exposed for wearing “blackface” like in the early 2000s. But I don’t feel for him because he is on the side of the people who cancel others.

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Androgynous Maggot 2020-08-08 02:25:23

So ,cancel culture is good when it's against someone you don't like?
hmmmm.... sounds awfully familiar

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GmanReviews 2020-08-08 02:34:38

Drizzt Do Urden Cancel Culture is sweet when it’s against people who act on it and benefit off of it. That’s Jimmy Kimmel.

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Ge5 2020-08-10 01:48:20

@Androgynous Maggot Jimmy was a voice behind the cancel culture and it backfired.

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Devorerxazs -190 2020-08-24 14:17:36

everyone likes cancel culture until they're the one that is targeted by CANCEL CULTURE

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Mavis Beacon 2020-09-04 02:30:09

@Devorerxazs -190 nobody likes cancel culture until it backfires on the creator/ perpetrator/ profiteer of it, because that's karma. Big difference.

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Neiasaurus Creations 2020-09-06 21:31:00

@Mavis Beacon It really does depend. Cancel culture has done some good, outting, and removing pedophiles, predators, rapists, abusers from positions of power, harming their ability to victimize more people. However, on the flip side, it also can get carried away and target innocent people, including kids. So full-blown adults can go from being outraged about abusers to become the abuser themselves. I think it's too vague and broad of a topic to just paint it all with one brush. So context matters here. Jimmy had no problem when other people were being canceled, and has legitimately done some fucked up things. I'm not going to shed a tear that the mob he directed at others finally came for his ass. Cancel culture really can be boiled down to people taking a stand against things they find scummy. And just like anything else, that can be perverted, twisted, abused, or wrong. But that doesn't mean its also done no good, because it has. So for me, it depends on the context, and just what they're accused of, and how much evidence exists. If there's a video of you abusing a kid, yep you deserve people's outrage at your action. If there's no evidence to substantiate a claim? Probably not a justifiable thing to 'cancel' someone over. So I can either like it, dislike it, feel nothing, and so on. In this case, I think it's just karma coming back around on him.

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TRGB 2020-09-13 21:32:34 (edited 2020-09-13 21:35:10 )

@Ge5 it's almost like the toxic things that people perpetuate ironically backfire on them
Leafyishere
Animal Farm
Wings of Redemption
....etc

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Max O'Byrne 2018-04-08 01:10:37

To be honest, Kimmel just seems to be nauseatingly pandering. He says the most popular thing at the time and doesn't seem to feel anything. If racism is funny, that's what he'll do. If calling Black Panther oscar worthy will get a laugh, hell yes. If worshipping ants becomes popular, I promise you'll be able to see him saying "well I for one welcome our new overlords"

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Genius 56 2018-04-11 22:24:14 (edited 2018-04-12 02:52:48 )

This is quite possibly the most important video that Emplemon has made.

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Jalpan vyas 2021-07-21 19:14:22

13:05
0_0

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Ali Mac 2018-04-07 23:31:30

Jimmy Kimmel is just so boring, He just complains with whatever The internet agrees with, The people in those tweeting Roasting videos can agree with the opinons, also watching Jimmy kimmel Fight with politics is just so Digusting its so bland.

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cj hennessy 2021-07-31 03:14:07

what is the cartoon at 5:16?

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-08-06 20:49:24

the dover boys

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Andy Blanton 2021-06-22 01:20:27 (edited 2021-06-22 01:48:26 )

Correction: Jimmy Kimmel represents everything wrong with late-night, and late-night represents everything wrong with American Entertainment. I do agree with the entire rest of the video.

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HeemanMcSpeed 2021-06-05 17:12:49 (edited 2021-06-05 17:13:37 )

I’m going to be genuinely honest here, I typically identify myself as a conservative, but I feel now after this video I’m probably more down the middle than I thought. All I’ve heard in the news (only fox since I’m most exposed to it) we’re just bashing the left for the stupid things that they did. I will agree the left sometimes does stupid things, but they never talk about the good part of the left, the sane people, not the radicals. I think the left is more of a try hard in a somewhat good way, while the republicans don’t try as much to change but think more logically, or don’t take as many risks. But I’m just confused to why politics got so toxic recently, I don’t remember ever being a point in time (besides the civil war era) that the left and right bashed each other this inanely. I’m just so sick of it to the point that I’ll never watch the news again. If it’s just negativity than what’s the point. All it does is make me more miserable. If your a kid out here who hasn’t explored the hellhole called Politics, I strongly encourage you to stop. I don’t want our future generations to live in a toxic world. As they say “Always look on the bright side of things” but you can’t really find any bright side about politics.

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Ryan Smith 2021-06-21 16:06:43

Same with me, I'm more in the middle, but on the right side, but the way I see modern politics is just a toxic mess. I feel like people getting into an argument on the playground when I was 5 made more sense than half the things that are argued about in politics.

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Giorno Giovanna 2021-06-29 17:38:03

as someone who seems to lean a little more to the left, I feel your statement completely! All politics is in the modern era (in my opinion) is a tool to get clicks on their garbage websites. It's quite sad to see, honestly. There could be some very interesting conversations to have between both sides on social and economic issues, but it seems that people would rather scream at eachother than just sit down and TALK!

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HeemanMcSpeed 2021-06-29 19:21:45

yeah. Politics is doing more harm than good

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mat 2021-07-15 21:47:41

I think it's probably like this because people who have or pretend to have super far left or super far right views are often seen more because they gather more of a reaction, albiet negative. Plus, the shield of anonymity people have on the internet means that they tend to be more harsh to people with opposing views when they wouldn't in real life.

Also, a lot of things I feel that shouldn't be politics count under politics for some reason. It is my personal view, though, but I feel a lot of things I think are generally agreed on (i.e, "M.A.P."s shouldn't be seen as politics, everybody unless they are a child and don't know better or people who legitimately need help think that they aren't okay and need help.) Unfortunately, things that shouldn't be politics but are are the reason why I've been somewhat pushed into politics, despite being somewhat young myself. Oh well.

I've realized a lot of this after talking to somebody with views I don't typically see where I live - pro-gun, anti-abortion (although not completely different, they described themselves as a centrist) while the town I live in is more leftist. They provided pretty interesting arguments (specifically about abortion as we didn't talk much about guns.) It was completely respectful, they didn't fit the stereotype of people who aren't leftist seen a lot in leftist spaces, and we actually agreed on quite a lot (for example, with abortion, we agreed that people should be able to have easy access to things like birth control so they don't have to kill what is or what could potentially be a living being.)

I think that if people realized that most of what they see online of certain views aren't actually what people generally think, politics might be a little bit of a better place and hold more interesting discussions instead of people just hurling insults at eachother.

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trash 2021-07-17 05:06:28

I'm a far-leftist(libertarian market socialist) and you're more coherent than most liberals I've talked to

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Courier 6 2021-07-22 21:44:32

The reason why politicos seems much more toxic recently is the internet and larger entities trying to adapt to it. Everyone nowadays has a voice that can be easily heard and reverberated to hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands of people. From the far extremes to the center, however people remember the extremes better than the middle, and so the culture feels much more toxic than usual.

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HeemanMcSpeed 2021-07-29 22:17:35

@trash I don’t think I’m a liberal but you do you. I just want the beef to be over man.

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YouAreProbablyAutistic 2021-08-10 03:50:03

@trash socialism bad, grr

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Ashwin Naidoo 2021-08-16 17:56:35

I’m more of a leftist but more and more I see both sides being bat shit crazy.

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Bepis hombre 2021-08-18 01:51:40

the idea is that conservatives want to maintain things the way they are or possibly revert to tradition and liberals want to change things and adapt the system. Both are necessary for equilibrium and it's why young people tend to be liberal.

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MintyDarkFinger 2021-08-20 18:27:30

Bipartisan 2-party politics will do that to you. When there's no opportunity to play the middle, nobody has the ability to have real complicated discussions about the morally grey middle that exists in all facets of the political sphere.

America has turned politics into black and white, easy TV drama and it's impossible to be down the middle. Even when you say you are. You are one or the other no matter what you say because at the end of the day you still gotta vote black or white.

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Cosmic Computer 2021-08-31 15:27:51

Neither side ever credits the other because they see eachother as enemies

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Evan Shlom 2021-09-02 02:00:31

Following politics does not mean you need to advocate for any major political party or ideology

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Mateusz Jasinski 2022-02-20 17:42:49

Agree. I lean Republican/conservative but poliitcs here in the U.S. are an absolute dumpster fire.

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Sub Zero 2022-03-06 16:52:45

I feel like a centrist more than anything else and I understand you, I take bad ideas from every party without looking at these things, small people know how to be reasonable, they are high-level politicians or famous people who represent a lot of the childish side

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HeemanMcSpeed 2022-03-07 02:14:59

@Bepis hombre Exactly its like how cars work. The left is the engine and the right is the wheel and steering. Both are needed.

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Carson Lawler 2022-05-22 03:37:47

In the US anyway, it’s because a) there are only 2 parties and b) both parties are roughly equal, so they don’t actually need to compromise with each other, which leads to ‘conversations’ between the sides just being each person trying to look good for their party and make the other look bad

And of course people who try to get both sides to agree or at least cooperate are called fascists or communists/socialists (depending on which side) because of how social media has turned political discussion into a battleground or echo chamber, where if you aren’t with me, then you are my enemy

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Kurams 2021-06-05 05:53:58

The "liberals are dumb" segment was a hard pill to swallow but I really think I needed to hear it

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cosmiceyness 2021-07-17 02:49:30

yeah

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trash 2021-07-17 05:04:31

yeah it sucks that liberalism is considered a leftist idea in USA because the DNC is the only large opposition to conservatism. its like choosing between being punched in the face or kicked in the balls

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Gameboy3118 2021-08-10 02:44:55

@Gray Scale you is a pronoun

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didactic ascended 2021-08-14 09:39:11

@trash good take

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fubusmaximus 2021-08-18 06:42:30

@The Thinking Sloth same

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Felix CD 2021-08-24 15:45:03

@The Thinking Sloth how are neolibs worse than neocons?

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The Thinking Sloth 2021-08-24 21:37:40

@Felix CD They aren't worse politically, it just they're way more annoying.

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Felix CD 2021-08-24 21:44:59

@The Thinking Sloth I disagree immensely, I would much rather try and convince a lib that college should be free than convince a trump supporter that a vaccine is safe

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Mackle 2021-08-25 03:25:35

@Gray Scale how are pronouns considered a political thing lol

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Based Yoshi 2021-08-25 09:47:04

@Mackle pronouns shouldn’t be considered a political thing. They are the terms that correspond to whether we are a male or female (you can also just use a neutral pronoun too). The only people making pronouns a big deal are all those white girls on social media that put their “desired pronouns” as part of their bio. Pronouns never needed to be fixed because they were never broken.

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AholeAtheist 2021-08-26 00:18:16

No, you didn't.

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Felix Gutierrez 2021-08-27 19:45:06

As much as I'd like to call myself a Republican I feel this root goes deeper then mearly Liberal/Conservatism... It's often I feel the most secret of information is actually hidden in plain sight. It is easy to determine where a wave is going to go if you put your hand and move it yourself. Same goes in the realm of politics and word slight of hands. If we really want to find a solution demonizing each other isn't the way, it is what surely higher powers want us to think...it's the only way they could allow "Freedom of Speech" without the speaker fearing the feds will bust through your door and kidnap them if its all under "Conspiracys"

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Carlos P 2021-08-27 21:22:38

@Gray Scale don't make fun of pronouns tho

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waxdood 2021-08-31 01:38:31

@The Thinking Sloth socialism bad

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spinosaurus striker 2021-09-05 21:19:38

@waxdood yes

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No One 2021-09-15 03:33:47

@waxdood eh not really

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The one and only 2021-09-25 02:48:44

As a U.S democrat it feels like he is trying to pander to us and dosen't care for the rest of us.He is not the best actor TBH.

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Ryleeman54number2 2021-10-10 03:41:11

@Based Yoshi id rather people just have common sense. Shits annoying and id rather people just be normal. Normal seems to not exist anymore

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Jeff W 2021-10-12 18:40:41

@trash It’s hilarious that you think conservatism needs opposition 😂. If anything, we need a party for more economic and personal freedom! Not more socialism/communism/nanny-state BS.

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deletedkneecaps 2021-10-18 05:34:56

@Gray Scale see if it was funny, maybe u could get some points but that wasn’t even funny or clever in the slightest

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-19 07:47:04

@Based Yoshi Ooooffff......... This take....

"Pronouns never needed to be fixed because they were never broken."

So here's the thing, right? Pronouns are fine generally for like 99% of people, and that's generally good enough. You're born a man and we get the deal. But there actually are trans people who don't identify with their pronouns at birth which complicates things. So they're perfectly fine... IF you don't include trans people, which we didn't for a really long time. Now that we do, it's still fine 99% of the time, but every now and then someone will request different pronouns and they have a right to go by them, and you know what? Fair enough. I feel like almost everyone would sensibly agree with that, if you're not sure but they say they're a He, then why not, right?

The reason it's a political thing is because most pretty normal sensible people can just accept that and it's fine. But specifically people on the right sometimes just go ape-shit over it because it's different from what they're used to, right? So that makes them panic and feel under attack and they just freak out. Sometimes just reflexively, but also sometimes because they genuinely hate LBGT+ people. So because people on the right tend to hate this stuff a lot of the time, it HAS to be a leftist issue now. Because you're going against specifically the conservative party, right? So it HAS to be political now by its very nature.

There's more to it like how our understanding of sex is way more nuanced and how our understanding of gender has changed to be more performative and stuff, but big point is, everything's fine as long as you don't just decide to be an asshole to a random trans person or something by intentionally misgendering them.

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-19 07:48:15

@waxdood What's your thoughts on a democratically run workplace, though?

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waxdood 2021-10-19 11:34:11

@Dracocrusher what the hell is that supposed to mean

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-19 19:24:18

@waxdood Yeah, you know, a democratically run workplace? It's this whole economic theory where it's like everyone who works at a company votes on major decisions together. And because everyone's jobs are on the line, they can choose the things that are best long-term instead of focusing on the financial quarter to appease management and stuff like that. It's basically a way to take back the means of production, right?

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waxdood 2021-10-19 20:50:19

@Dracocrusher I think getting a job is hard enough without having the power to cripple a company.

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-20 04:18:58

@waxdood What are you talking about? If you're in a democratic workplace then you'd already have a job. If anything, it'd make it easier to keep your job because you couldn't get laid off out of nowhere to shave finances for the fiscal quarter..

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waxdood 2021-10-20 04:29:44

@Dracocrusher I'm not in one. I don't entertain hypotheticals when they lack such basic principals as 'nah saitama would win eaaily'

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-20 05:47:41

@waxdood You literally can't imagine the potential pros and cons of voting on workplace decisions as a group? That seems like more of a you problem than anything else.

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waxdood 2021-10-20 11:36:31

@Dracocrusher that's right. I'm a big dummy. Please let this comment chain end now

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-20 16:53:30

@waxdood But we're just talking basic workplace socialism, we haven't even touched on real Marxist theory yet- No, wait! Please! Come back! Stop running!

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waxdood 2021-10-20 18:34:40

@Dracocrusher how about this, if you're over 18 then let's meet up and talk this through.

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Riah 2021-10-21 11:17:27

@Dracocrusher I have a question as someone who doesn't understand the whole 42 genders thing, why don't trans people just use the pronouns of the gender they identify as? As in, why doesn't a woman who realizes that actually they identify as a man just say "I'm a male" instead of that they're specifically a "transgender male"

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Dracocrusher 2021-10-21 19:09:17 (edited 2021-10-21 19:10:47 )

@Riah As far as I'm aware, that's generally how it works. But if you you're, say, doing a youtube video or something where you want to talk about something related to being Trans then it's really useful to make that distinction. And there are other times when it's useful, too, like when talking about their medical history and stuff, because there are differences to consider when, say, talking to a doctor or whatever, right? And then there are cases where someone doesn't feel like they pass well enough as their preferred gender to just say "I'm a man" without people pointing out that they're Trans or something so they just address it ahead of time to avoid that whole conversation.

Basically, there are situations where the context can be useful overall for one reason or another.

Hope that helps!

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toadcore 2021-11-03 03:18:00

@Riah first off, we usually just use the shortened term trans. second of all, transgender and cisgender are just descriptors. you don’t “identify” as trans, you ARE trans by nature. we HAVE to use that because . there are cis-passing trans people and sometimes they hide it in fear of being outed. non-binary people can fit under this umbrella, if they choose to be considered trans or not. trans- essentially means that you don’t identify with the sex you were born with. I am non-binary and trans. I struggle with gender dysphoria unfortunately, but not everyone who is non-binary does so.

Normalizing “pronouns” is a net positive. So we could make way for a even more accepting world. Unfortunately, people like me get called names just for wanting to exist normally. There is this massive stigma perpetuated by people that think we are lesser than and should be like them. People hate differences. People have superiority complexes and are too afraid to admit they are being bad so treat us like we are the ones in the wrong instead. To be honest, that’s every marginalized group…

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Dracocrusher 2021-11-13 20:41:24

@josie Yes, but also, it's kind-of crazy just how many logical fallacies and terrible arguments EmpLemon shoved in back to back just to justify his argument.

So much of that segment is literally just the "Starving kids in Africa" argument, where someone will bring up a problem and someone else will be like "Why are you worried about this when there are starving kids in Africa?" It's a complete fallacy that ignores the original problem completely.

Like for example "Why are we worried about systemic racism when white people are homeless?" is one of the points he brings up. And that sounds really hypocritical... until you realize that addressing one issue doesn't keep you from also caring about the other one?

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Infamous A.W. 2021-11-19 04:40:27

@Gray Scale nice bait

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Joshua Salem 2022-01-17 19:27:03

I think it was cringe and kind of hypocritical to be honest.

A lot of this video is dedicated to how “if you disagree with liberals, they’ll simply call you [x]”, but then the last section of the video is spent reductively saying “liberals are very simply [x], and they just believe in [y] and [z]”.

It’s a very juvenile understanding of politics. Lemon likely never talked to any liberals in the making of this video to, in good faith, understand where these supposed arguments and positions come from. Hence why you see him ascribing things like “liberals think all white people have it better than all black people simply because of their race” onto them. This isn’t a position anyone with legitimacy believes in or espouses, it’s a straw-man conservatives impose onto liberals for fear-baiting purposes. If Lemon actually talked to liberals in good faith to make this critical video, he wouldn’t have included that.

Speaking of race, Lemon talked about the war on drugs as if drug use was what led to mass incarceration, not the criminalization of drugs; and also that it was not influenced by racism even though it absolutely was.

This is in conjunction with his rather simplified understanding of school budgets, implying that we keep spending on students with no good results. Forgetting that school budget is heavily influenced by the wealth of your local zip code, not the wealth of your state, or the country overall.

Granted, this video is over 3 years old, and I’m willing to bet Lemon has changed his view on a lot of points mentioned here.

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Smythe Jane 2022-02-11 09:13:28

@Joshua Salem It also made me feel some type of way when he said the instead of caring about the poor or the sick people care about the ‘blacks and the gays’. Unless he said that in a kind of ‘people are pretending to care about black and lgbtq causes’, it was a little odd.

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Alain Arduain 2022-03-16 15:23:05

Be a leftist. We get to say liberals are dumb, but for reasons that don't suck

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SellaRose. 2022-03-28 20:31:43

@Smythe Jane i just got to that part and oh my GOD????

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SellaRose. 2022-03-28 20:35:19

i knew there was a reason why i avoided clicking on this video... "the BLACKS" took me tf out.. idk why ppl r out here parading this video like its good in the comments bc its really not

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Chazz Branigaan 2022-05-05 16:22:56

@SellaRose. lmao so incredibly fail. OMG HE SAID BLACK!?

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George F 2022-06-06 17:14:49

@SellaRose. So in what way was he supposed to phrase that so you weren't so offended?

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Cybernaut13 2021-06-05 16:23:45

You showed everyone that content creators must assemble and protect their quality content.

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S B 2021-06-11 12:49:10

This was genuinely an even handed and well researched breakdown; it’s difficult to find open-minded and non-biased political commentary. Thank you. Jimmy Kimmel honestly wishes his content was half this good.

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Cloner Stive 2021-05-12 16:13:07

Man... remember when the term "problematic" actually MEANT something?

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Ben O. 2021-06-11 19:23:41

"He's not gonna still be president by May!"
Trump: "I'm about to end this man's whole career..."

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Stooch 2021-07-03 05:52:23

jimmy kimmel is proof zombies exist, because no one else would watch his show

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Christopher Burkard 2021-05-14 10:31:52

The North Korea episode was not a good example of Trump being unfairly attacked by the media. He was self-evidently not equipped to handle the situation. And what happened? Exactly what everyone predicted would happen: Kim got a summit with to the US president which gave him legitimacy and cost him zero concessions, and our allies in the region were left hanging.

There are probably a few people who wanted Trump to fail. I think that is not really the case with most people, though. Most people who opposed Trump (in the media or otherwise) just understood how utterly incompetent he was. I never got the impression that Kimmel was in the first category.

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KG 2021-05-11 21:34:17

i love how we have a whole generation of people who simply let everything he used to do on his late night show THE MAN SHOW simply because hes a massive liberal on network TV now. so his earlier work has nothing to do with his character.....
oh wait. that only applies when the person in question fits the narrative or your political party but when its the other way around people scream for them to be cancelled.

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Viggo J. V. 2021-05-13 17:50:02

I think the only true way to defeat these type of guys is to simply ignore Them.

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Andy B 2021-06-16 07:39:31 (edited 2021-06-16 07:43:58 )

When it comes to the political stuff, Colbert does it better. When it comes to the lighthearted stuff, Fallon does it better. Bill Maher is smarter, Conan O'brien is funnier, Seth Meyers is 10x more relatable, and John Oliver does actual deep dives into his topics. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel just sort of.... exists.

He's the talk show host for viewers who don't have a favorite song, band, or even genre, and just listen to whatever's popular on the radio. He's TV pablum. Milktoast.

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Scott Riggleman 2021-05-13 06:15:59

Just an observation. When I was 10 years old my Dad took me to the local fire dept. for a gun safety meeting by the NRA. I was taught about gun safety in a very understanding way for a child of my age. As a result of that I not only became a person who owns guns but I have taught many other people about gun safety. I even became a firefighter from that experience at the fire dept. To this day I don't understand it when I hear someone say" I don't like the NRA". Every experience I've had with the NRA has been very civil and easy going. I guess when one is convinced to hate something or someone it just doesn't matter if that something or someone is good or bad. Just my 2 cents. Ha, I'm not even a member of the NRA.

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SuperGion915 2021-06-18 19:14:41

I always disliked Jimmy as a public figure, I remember watching him for laugh but everytime either I didn't wanted to see more or I started feeling angry about his highly political statements.

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Rowan L 2021-06-11 16:54:04 (edited 2021-06-11 17:12:15 )

I’ve never liked kimmel for some reason. He just always kinda bugs me, the way he talks to people is just irritating, the way he talks to his guests and asks them questions and such. Whereas someone like Fallon doesn’t ever really bother me from what I’ve seen, and is actually pretty funny. I don’t actually watch either show tho lol just occasionally see small parts of them

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Hayden Chu 2021-05-20 01:10:55

Jimmy’s condescending and hypocritical attitudes are repulsive. Honestly the hypocrisy and irony is almost poetic

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Victini M 2021-05-26 15:10:41 (edited 2021-05-26 15:10:52 )

"I understand is important to appreciate and respect talented people"

So, no one in Hollywood

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Mystical 2021-05-21 15:14:01 (edited 2021-05-21 15:17:22 )

I agree with mostly everything except on your remarks about the civil rights movement. the civil rights movement didn’t instantly fixed the issues black men and women experience… If anyone in the comments would like to have a discussion about it then please go ahead. I don’t want to fight but i want all of us to come to a understanding. Please don’t turn the replies into a shitfest and please be respectful to everyone.

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GooseDove 2021-05-22 02:54:20 (edited 2021-05-22 03:48:59 )

Yeah, that is true. The civil rights movement was a big step, but not an instant fix. There are still issues in society overall relating to both groups. But also to be fair he never said that it isntantly fixed anything and he more said that the movement has changed to a more insane version of itself that doesn't really help those who really need it and that instead of fighting real issues that they're more fighting stupid things. And it was more aimed at liberals in America than the civil rights movement overall.

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Kurt 2021-07-22 01:31:41

What "issues" do you face that are not of your own doing?

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Kurt 2021-07-22 12:30:41

@GooseDove Yeah, it's getting harder to be a straight, white man today.

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GooseDove 2021-07-22 12:34:33

​@Kurt What? I'm talking about groups that don't get represented enough. I'm talking about minorities, where did you get that I was implying that being a straight white dude was hard?

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GooseDove 2021-07-22 13:08:46

​@Kurt Tell me, who runs the country?

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Kurt 2021-07-22 13:37:17

@GooseDove Tell me, who gets pandered to the most, and who gets blamed for all society's ills?

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Spooky Ghost 2021-07-23 18:45:37

@Kurt no it’s just getting less hard to not be one… nobody is against you

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DrakeTurtle 2021-08-27 13:30:06

@TINGMING Xiy I think what they are trying to say is racism isn’t as large of a problem as it used to be, there is no doubt it’s a problem but poverty is an issue that can’t discriminate as well as other social issues so now we are at a point where there are bigger problems that need to be adressed more urgently than the racism problem; which would also be improved by improving the other problems.

We aren’t in the times of 40+ years ago where the biggest problem was racism because it was creating the other social problems and preventing them from being fixed because discriminatory laws were everywhere.

Now everyone is struggling a lot with a variety of social issues yet some people still believe racism is a bigger issue than the rest, it’s not.

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TINGMING Xiy 2021-08-27 18:03:22

@DrakeTurtle or racism is the biggest issue for those who are a target of it compared to those who aren't. Clearly. We know. Also sorry but your devil's advocate doesn't work for him. He's clearly a racist. Like an in your face one 😐

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CommanderGuy 2021-09-27 14:42:21

“Omg look how sarcastic I am. That must mean I’m right” Kurt the racist

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Kineticwizzy 2021-09-28 23:54:24

@Kurt h-have you lived under a rock the past 2 years?

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Ethan Howell 2021-05-25 19:50:58

10:10 this one joke is better than the entirety of kimmel’s show

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cultiumera 2021-06-08 09:16:26

considering i couldn't find any negetive comments even in "newest" section confirmes to me that the dislikes were poeple who were like "no jimmy kimmel is great me angry" disliked and didnt bother watching the vid in the first place and honestly thats sounds about right for his target audience

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Do you know why we stopped the car? 2021-09-10 12:05:32

I disliked the video because this video aged poorly.

I don’t like Kimmel either.

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Kyle epic 2021-11-03 18:23:54

There are no words to discribe how stupid that is

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wav̶ 2021-05-17 21:34:42 (edited 2021-05-17 21:35:51 )

Don’t like him or his show but his sketch with
Bryan Cranston was hilarious anyway team Conan all the way

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Sriram 2021-06-23 13:11:56

Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel and most of the other late night show host had evolved into a fox news for Democrats.

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James Green 2021-07-07 15:13:59

I thought that was cnn

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DragonRonin 2021-06-18 01:56:17

I’m watching this for the first time in 2021. This still hits so hard even today.

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Richie Demo 2021-05-21 11:12:40

"Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo."

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Zamax 2021-06-20 20:22:43

Both parties agree I’m hope we can come together and accept each other even though I had people literally push me away from friend groups but I’m alright keep it up

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J 2021-06-20 03:54:44

American television is just a giant meme, how is it real?

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Voltek the Cyborg 2021-05-14 07:55:45

Jimmy Kimmel: the one guy who contradicts himself on every corner

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U Cannot Defeat My Shmeat 2021-05-16 01:07:52

This isn’t particularly related, but in reference to the “can you guys think positively”

I hear that a lot, some seem to mean “look for the silver lining”, others are blatantly using magical-thinking that helps nobody, including themselves.

You can think positively and still acknowledge unfortunate truths, but what’s better than blind positivity? Rationale

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G0blin 2021-06-28 22:38:47

He only recently got a bit of my respect when he did a stream with mark rober to raise money and awareness for autism.

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Robert Kania 2021-06-16 10:22:08 (edited 2021-06-16 10:24:14 )

You make some good points in this video, but I just want to point out, that going vegan doesn't really do anything (24:10). This video explains it pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGG-A80Tl5g

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K B 2021-05-18 18:43:58

Love your content, but youre deff wrong about the only men who get away with sexual assault/harassment are the men in the entertainment industry. "Cases reported" is different than actual instances, and even when cases are reported, justice for SA victims still isn't easy to obtain.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:20:37

The problem with SA is that proving it one way or the other is really hard. From what I've seen it usually devolves into he said/she said scenario that's impossible to prove one way or the other with boths sides being suspect of lying for different motives. This makes it impossible to really know how much of this sort of thing is actually happening.

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Zones 2021-07-04 10:38:33

Cable tv and late shows are boomer content now.

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Физическая Культура 2021-06-15 22:07:05

Your videos fuel my hope. Thank you

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Jordan Tyndall 2021-05-10 10:24:43

I am by no means anti-trump but....

His approach to the DPRK is a disaster, he lowered sanctions, almost got an ally of the USA attacked and did nothing to improve relationships between the 2 countries.

The DPRK didn’t come out looking good but they came out with a better deal than when they entered.

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Heather T. 2021-05-09 20:47:23

Watching this in 2021 makes me realize just how intense the changes in society that were happening in this video have gotten. Like I’m scared to say anything even barely related to race in case it offends someone.

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Luciano Arebalo 2021-06-12 01:37:42

MAD respect for jimmy kimmel bro

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Dub Line 2021-05-20 10:51:40

My first reaction to this title is, “there’s so right... Kimmel hates animals that arent domestic”

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Tyler Matthew 2021-06-09 09:26:15

Him and Seth Rogan are the two celebrities I used to like up until the past few years, or when Trump was elected, they became two of the worst "woke" offenders and that's really a shame

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Ja Nej 2021-05-16 08:48:32

It's like we can't ever have discussions anymore, eveything has to be an argument.

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GroundbreakTV 2021-06-20 03:41:02

You hate to use the word "cringe," but you've already used the word "problematic" twice.

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Drink Peaches 2021-05-10 19:28:11

I hate Jimmy Kimmel so much that I enjoy watching this video multiple times.

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LittleFaggs 2021-05-27 17:52:05

And yet, the rest of the world gives their full attention to America........ newly watched ur video, great done

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KDL 2021-06-03 15:04:53

So who stans jimmy kimmel personally i stan dr. phil

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astrid vvv 2021-05-18 16:30:34

As American citizens, we are not given the right to bear arms by our government. We are born with that right.

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Harry Derosnec 2021-05-22 04:46:38

29:10 I think you misread that one, it's specifically saying that white people can have difficult lives. I still don't agree with it but it's coming from the right place

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Korbloxation 2021-05-20 10:43:22

I watched his comedy central show crack Yankees with a few friends.

we sat in disappointment

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Zakktastrophe 2021-06-10 05:53:28

i like that thing he does where he asks people questions on the street and stuff

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Blake Leardini 2021-06-18 02:41:37

I love how at 28:55 one of the articles is literally just “26 white people”. Nothing specific about what they did or their relation to anything, just 26 random white people 😂

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edg 2021-07-03 17:47:47 (edited 2021-07-03 17:48:06 )

Holy shit this video from 2018 couldn't be any more relevant than today. Especially the last 8 minutes.

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History Kitsune Kyonko 2021-05-13 03:36:32

Reminder Jimmy Kimmel had his taint tickled by his son. He was an intern on Eric Andre's show, and talked about it during an interview with Larry King.

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OpticFloyyyd 2021-07-04 17:13:30

I fucking love ur content man. It’s utterly fantastic

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Eyelashes 2021-05-18 15:39:21

Jimmy Kimmel is a talk show host who doesn’t listen to his guests, he just waits for his turn to speak

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Masterseal0418 2021-05-16 19:01:00

Good video! This video makes even more sense as of 2021!

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Jack Burns 2021-06-04 15:28:34

I would shit myself if I ever met anybody who watches his show

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Biff Buttcus 2021-05-12 04:00:12

5:35 This has not aged well as he has faded into obscurity.

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GoodOleHades 2021-05-28 09:30:42

Most modern talk show hosts today: someone who leeches off of celebrities to be well known

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LittyFam 2021-06-12 16:08:41

See, the only thing I don’t like about this video is that Kobe Bryant is innocent and saying that he “was in a trial” doesn’t tell the full story.

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131 VER 2021-06-26 07:28:33

I think a better point would have been that Kobe's allegations were unproven, just like Trump's, yet Kobe still got better treatment on the show than the downright slander of the president.

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James Green 2021-07-05 02:50:18

It’s less about that and more how jimbo ragged rump for abuse allegations when talking to someone who went through the same experience.

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iSay Hi 2021-07-05 07:44:27

@131 VER Being impeached twice doesn’t merit you any respect

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131 VER 2021-07-05 10:26:28

@iSay Hi If you call investigations that led nowhere "impeachment" I guess I agree with you. Then again Kobe being accused also doesn't warrant any additional respect. It's about treating people you don't like similarly, or preferably the same, as ones you do.

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El Gallo De Oro 2021-07-14 08:50:27

Did he tell a lie though? Just cause someone is deceased doesn’t mean we can’t bring up their past.

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Kurt 2021-07-22 01:24:39

@iSay Hi No, Trump is "guilty" of nothing.

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iSay Hi 2021-07-22 02:02:28

@Kurt Except being impeached twice

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Kurt 2021-10-04 11:34:59

@Zachary Adams How about it's "Until you can prove it in a court of law, shut the hell up!"?

Is that simple enough?

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Zachary Adams 2021-10-04 15:11:01

@Kurt genuine question,where you trying to sound like the most passive aggressive person in history or was that an accident?i never said trumps broken the law(atleast not any notable ones).I geuss I can see where you might have gotten the idea that bye guilty I meant guilty of committing a crime,even if the context doesent even suggest it,as guilty of a crime is basicly the modern definition of guilty,even if I'm pretty sure it's not the official definition.i made my comment because "Trump is guilty of nothing" genuinely sounds like a sentence that's the result of actual brainwashing.although based on what I have to go off I think the oversimplification theory is more plausible.

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Heretic 306 2021-10-26 20:19:41

@131 VER Well how many times has Kobe been in court, or paid a settlement with a nice NDA to keep something out of court? Now how many times for Trump? What does that pattern tell you? You know the old saying, Fool me once shame on you, fool me dozens of times over, and we're letting the powerful and wealthy buy their way out of criminal prosecution...yeah that's it.

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4skintim 2021-10-27 22:52:25

Yes that’s the point of bringing it up. Trump was also innocent

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jackbot1992 2021-05-22 21:12:30

May I ask something to fellow 2021 viewers - what does he mean when he says that preventing mass shootings is incredibly complex? I'm italian so I'm a bit out of your loop, but we do have gun control laws and have close to 0 mass shootings per year, so I know for certain that they work. This is not a loaded question btw, I'm genuinely curious to understand what are the difficulties in implementing a similar solution. I do have a feeling that some people confuse gun control laws with gun banning laws, however.

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Svech37 2021-05-24 14:11:07

Most americans have guns, and when you threaten them that they will take the guns then thats a threat. Lawmakers are banning ar's and smgs right now, so not really "control laws" i doubt they will go after the main hunting guns and protecting guns like pistols but if they do all hell will break loose. When you let people have guns for 250 years and take them away oh boy oh boy. And about the mass shooting part. they. will. never. stop. Its sad, i have no clue why people will do it, and the gun always gets the blame and not the owner.

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jackbot1992 2021-05-24 15:15:13

@Svech37 Wait, I haven't seen any (serious) discussion on banning hunting rifles or guns for personal protection, or am I missing something? I've mostly seen suggestions of controls over gun owners, to check if you're "sane" and reasonable enough to carry a firearm, much like we have in italy.

"And about the mass shooting part. they. will. never. stop." ...wait, why? In italy we have close to 0 mass shootings, and it's just like this in any country with gun control laws, why would you say that?

"i have no clue why people will do it" there are very strong clues as to why people do it, almost all mass shooters have some sort of mental illness / instability, which to me seems like a fairly strong signal as to why gun control (rather than banning) would work well in preventing these disasters. A counter argument could be "someone being mentally ill doesn't necessarily mean that they're going to mass shoot, so you would restrict someone for no reason", which still seems like a farily weak argument, since we all already agree to do similar controls in other scopes like airplane driving, or any other situations where other people's lives can be at risk

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Svech37 2021-05-24 16:51:42

@jackbot1992 i say they will never stop because of like what you mentioned people have messed up minds, they arent banning hunting/pistol guns only ar's smgs, might i add in only some states. not the full country but they are working on it. I dont know much how itatly's gun law is but id assume you guys only have pistols and standard riffles, not Assault Riffles and submachine guns blazzing

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Isaac Schmitt 2021-05-18 16:43:54

I love guns and hate the NRA. The NRA doesn't give a shit about gun rights. If they had their way, we'd be like the UK where guns are kept at clubs and ranges and only used for sport and hunting. The NRA would happily trade away your right to own a gun for a little more power and money.

And as for Mr. Kimmel's statement on guns, I'd love to own an M60, an RPG-7, and a fully imported AK-47. But I can't own any of those because they're all banned for your average citizen. To get the M60 and RPG, I'd have to pay thousands just for the right to own it before the thousands I'd have to pay for the gun itself. The AK is just flat out impossible to get here in the US (legally) unless I found a collector with a pre-ban willing to part with it for sane person money, which is about as likely to happen as me voting a liberal into office. But Jimmy here thinks I can walk down to the nearest 7/11, slap a wooden nickel and some used bubblegum on the counter, and walk away with an armory (only in a perfect world. . . ).

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Seth McCutcheon 2021-05-15 15:54:55

This video is funnier than Jimmy Kimmel without even trying

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RedSky 2021-05-23 18:16:44

To the 11k people that disliked tell me why

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_Callum_ _Wallum_ 2021-05-18 04:13:09

Ngl emplemon has fire music taste

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Some Kek 2021-06-21 13:26:44

critisizes opinions based on fake premises.

also shows a faked video of lemming suicide to undermine his point

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Stephen Wilkins 2021-05-11 03:13:12

We need a 31 minute video as to why we need to not like Jimmy Kimmel, when just saying "he dumb" will do just fine

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Duro Buro 2021-05-11 18:46:22

it is emplemon, what did you expect?

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Gucci Malcs 2021-05-10 16:47:06

The only thing I like Kimmel in was crank yankers. He was pretty funny when he’d make the calls at times.

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shutdownexecute 2021-06-30 17:41:49

9:37 I’m actually from saugerties where the family you’re talking about is from, and it’s far from suburban. There are a few neighborhoods that wouldn’t look too out of place in suburbia, but it’s mostly rural

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LoosedFour 2021-05-10 18:43:38

I can't believe there's 11k people who disagree with this

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Mutts Nuts 2021-09-09 20:18:09

Figs

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Rex Rickson 2021-07-04 18:49:59

Jimmy Kimmel is like if they gave your dad a talk show

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El guapo del feugo 2021-06-23 08:52:36

howard stern was crucial for his career.

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TheOwlCreek 2021-06-15 20:36:30

12,000 blue check marks gave this video a thumbs down

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João Pereira 2021-06-13 23:08:13

OH MY FLIPPING GOD FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS AN IDEIA LIKE ME AND DON'T TO STAR CALL ME RAICIST AND HOMOFOBIC FOR EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS

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iBenjamin1000 2021-05-19 04:00:59

dove too deep in the comments section, deeper than I've ever gone before. I don't know what purpose this comment serves, since the video is 3 years old and I even saw a few comments claiming that emplemon doesn't like this video as much anymore. But there are a few points that were made in this video, that I feel were less nuanced than they should have been.
It's 2021, which means I have the luxury of speaking about this as a thing that happened in the past, and also with all the knowledge of the three years since this video was posted.
So firstly, did I hear correctly that he was claiming race relations and/or racism weren't a problem because obama was president? That almost sounds like someone trying to start crap with other people.
While it's true that no man wants to be seen as guilty of any kind of sexual assault, and most men if approached will loudly proclaim their disgust at the thought, there are still numerous accounts from women all over different parts of the internet, who've had an experience where a man made them feel unsafe in public, or in private, or touched them inappropriately, or coerced them into sexual activity. There are too many stories about people with lots of evidence against them still getting out of any charges or consequences. Sexual assault, in all its forms, is still an issue many women have to deal with. Not to mention male victims.
I really have never heard anyone say that white people are evil, or can't have problems, but those are claims I hear from people making slippery slope arguments about how the criticism of how white people act sometimes in relation to people of color will lead to white people being silenced or some garbage.
You had to have edited that clip right? The one where Barr says to vote if you want change, and then Kimmel supposedly calls her crazy?
There are other points in the video which come off as an oversimplification, like talking about how all liberals are crazy, where you seem to define 'liberal' as anyone who is trying to talk about social justice issues.

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Moly 2021-06-30 01:59:44

Yeah, I literally just did the same thing you did because this video's political slant is terrible. I hate Jimmy Kimmel, but this shit was so out and out bad I became more invested in the bad politics takes from Emp over the Jimmy Kimmel hate lol. It's just so naive. Like, who tf thinks race relations would really be solved if we stopped talking about it, or that since we had a black president racism was no longer a serious problem in America??? That liberal media is actually what keeps race being a huge issue, not racist laws being codified into the fabric of America's legal system. Or the idea that #metoo was a Hollywood problem, when it was started by a black woman outside of hollywood, and the stats show women are accosted in any setting, and that most rapes go underreported, undercharged, and unsolved.

Or that "peace with n Korea" was ever on the table lol. N Korea got to legitimize itself by getting that meeting. They had no intention of disarming or rejoining with S Korea.

Or even denying that Trump isn't a proto fascist who would totally seize power if he could, as we saw on 1/6.

This is the type of shit you say when you're 19, and you think you've got it all figured out and actually both sides are bad, and I'm gonna stay in the middle because that's actually where the truth is. Someone else in the comment said it best, even though they actually meant it as a compliment, that this video is better at redpilling people than most conservative commentators. And that's probably something he did not intend.

I'm glad I found your comment, considering the rest of the comments here just praised the video and said it "aged like fine wine." Nah bro, the video was spoiled the day it came out. Only accurate thing in it is that Jimmy Kimmel eats ass.

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Gurrehable 2021-08-07 21:55:00

It's great we have you two to stem the tide of social justice. Almost makes me forget about all the cities that burned to the ground last year.

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A07 2021-07-02 00:52:58

I love Jimmy and his cousin. Listen to some Bill Simmons they're the best... Love the channel but I guess we gotta agree to disagree.

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Chris Cappuccilli 2021-06-29 02:29:02

This video was far ahead of its time… much to the dismay of America

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ya-boi-mees 2021-05-27 11:17:56 (edited 2021-05-27 11:27:56 )

I went back to this video because some people in a megaman 7 ost video said you used it in this vid. Ima keep my ears pitched
6:42 thats it there it is, the reason I am watching this for the 3rd time
8:48 wow you like junk man this much?

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Alexander Zagula 2021-05-12 03:58:17

Love the Sprayberry Yellowjacket mascot

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thenothing 2021-06-09 01:27:40

I miss the days when the media was only bordering on propaganda.

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Le0ne_651 2021-06-09 05:12:43

Imagine a world where media isn’t more effective propaganda

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thenothing 2021-06-10 19:55:14

@Le0ne_651 in the words of that shitty Christian song that still
honestly brings tears to my eyes
“I can only imagine”

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Louis Aguado 2021-05-17 05:11:30

That Kobe joke didn't age well, but neither did Biden. Roll on snare

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The Gibus Demo 2021-06-23 00:47:48 (edited 2021-06-23 01:05:56 )

12:44 Actually Communist but yes both systems are equally awful
(Oh yes and I’ve had to go Bisexual one because it’s honestly how I am, and two just to be accepted by half of America’s people)

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John Jimenea 2021-06-17 17:00:05

Kimmel makes Fallon look awesome and that's bad

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hater of wackness real talker 2021-05-16 00:51:30

Yeah I'm not a republican I'm a Democrat and I've always agreed with a lot of liberal views in the past when it actually meant something you know like African Americans and white people sharing bathrooms and they're not being segregated schools and they're being peace for everybody and love and respect for your neighbor but Jimmy Kimmel is pushing along with his pals is pushing this country into a true downward spiral

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Nacho 2021-05-15 06:21:24

I haven't watched his content so I can't share my opinions

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Caleb Hemsworth 2021-05-14 16:52:27

that was me in the scavenger hunt

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Bertho Mahendra 2021-05-18 13:06:40

For some reason seeing his face makes me feel pissed for some reason and idk why.

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Hakime Hamdouchi 2021-06-29 06:12:26

Me: ok I watched this video on full for the 4th time.
YouTube recommendation: have I introduced you to my pal over here ??

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ca c 2021-05-16 19:08:42

this is music to my ears

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Anyaondi Tsatenawa 2021-06-18 05:53:34

But true Jimmy Fallon is annoying literally just make your own opinion stop needing to be spoon feed fr

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Rita C 2021-06-01 15:06:05

Why the fuck does YouTube classify this video as music

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the pebble 2021-05-12 18:44:21

still relevant

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Jonathan Jollimore 2021-06-29 20:53:33

Nah everyone part of the problem and no one want man up and admit they are adding to the dumpster fire

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cringy fortnite kid Avenue64 2021-05-21 02:11:45

I wonder if jimmy kimmel would have a video in 2024

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Yo Mothar 2021-05-13 04:05:54

12:53 Is that fucking Neil Cicierega in the background?

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Saint Wulv 2021-05-13 01:30:09

I hate that he and others like him are trying to make their way on this platform and it’s creators

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ITS FRYDOSCAR 2021-06-28 13:31:38

This Video fits perfectly with the events that have occured last summer and this year

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Steven Katz 2021-06-25 15:11:59

12K dislikes? Lol. I have exactly one medium sized quibble with the entire 32 minute thesis

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North Star 2021-05-25 16:21:39

I don't think politics should be mixed with these sorts of programs. Fallon had the right idea. I will say thst it isn't fair to generalizd the liberals as some sort of huve mind that attacks all that trump does. What do you think the Republicans did every second of Obama's administration. Arguably, they went down a similar route of radicalization through different means. I'm an independent and for that reason I like to argue for what is fair and minimally generalizing as possible. This isnt to say that there is a lot of liberals who do this though. God knows there are some who mindlessly fire at every movment he makes. However, it is a slippery slope to say all do because some times he does do things thst warrents resistance.

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Masinissa Ibrahimi 2021-05-13 18:45:41

But, Idk about the stuff you claimed at the end. Conservatism doesn't per se oppose change, just change that disavows and disregards fundamental and conservative principles and ideals.

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FormerDRiver 2021-05-12 00:17:32

Holy shit the interveiew with Rossane was so fucking based. and all he did was say her veiws were crazy

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matthew 7892 2021-05-23 11:31:22

Rdm-rules never stopped me from massshootings in spawn

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Realbotboy 2021-05-16 21:30:59

I just think a lot of people want a break from politics and try to watch some tv and that’s all you see now. There is no escape from politics now and that’s why people hate all of this.

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ca c 2021-05-16 19:27:12

bring max headroom back shutting shit down!

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RandomUser_No5 2021-06-11 03:18:09

7:25 what even is that image 😂

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MyawanEmil 2021-06-10 17:17:57

0:37 Oh emp. Nobody can stand jimmy Kimmel.

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MyawanEmil 2021-06-10 17:55:00

At least no normal people.

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grug 2021-06-19 17:47:31

very accurate rn

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Rooster Floyd 2021-06-07 01:10:00

Woah, I love Psych... Too far man.

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Josh 2021-05-27 19:48:03

I never liked most of the stuff Trump did, but I could still respect what a few of the things he did.

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Josh 2021-06-03 09:43:10

@mike scott i was commenting about a certain part of the video

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North Star 2021-05-25 16:36:34

I agree about the celebrity thing. They do some messed up stuff that needs to be considered before promoting them on the show. To be fair though. What they do and what trump allegedly did in his past aren't of the same importance. When you choose to be president there is a higher moral standard put on you. Clebs should follow that too but no celebrity has more influence then the president. A hollywood star being seen doing questionable things is one thing but the president doing it is something totally different. Honestly, if it was one thing i think many could look the other way. Like with Clinton. Many wanted him to be reprimanded but not removed. With Trump, the problem is that it is a large amount of really questionable things. It makes it so it is hard to ignore. We have women growing up who need to have a moral leader to look up to who at least pretends to respect them. If I had a daughter I wouldn't be able to explain why trump, the person who should be their role model, is allowed to lead.

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accleria 2021-05-22 11:00:41 (edited 2021-05-22 11:38:43 )

I know I'm 2 years late with this response but I watched this video when it came out and this is the 2nd time I'm watching it & I always kinda had a problem with your point about race relations. Disclaimer: this is probably gonna be kinda long & I'm mostly gonna talk about antiblack racism because I'm black and I can't speak for other experiences for POC. Listen, I don't expect Jimmy Kimmel to have a very deep and expanded understanding of racism in America. His understanding is pretty much: Trump bad, diversity good (diversity is good but that's not the only solution). Even if he did have some sort of deep knowledge of it, he'd probably just be censored as actual leftist politics could probably jeopardize someone's career in a place like Hollywood that has just now changed to a center to barely left image.

Anyway in the video you give the impression that racism isn't a big problem anymore because of the Civil Rights movement and Obama. I dont know if you actually belive that but thats just how it's portrayed in the video. Just because the Civil Rights movement happened and Obama was president for 2 terms doesn't mean that racism is solved or not as prevalent. Racism still exists, it just has a different face now. It's covert. You don't see people in KKK uniforms being praised by the public anymore, everything is kinda like dogwhistles now. An example would be that video of the racist woman in the park with her dog & how she threatened to call the cops on the black man recording her because he said dogs without a leash weren't allowed. She doesn't flat out say anything racist but the way she acts and speaks in the video is very coded. She knows that the cops would most likely take her side because she's white and also a woman. This is also why microaggresions are very much real and prevalent now. It's just very light and/or coded racism because like I said earlier, it's not trendy to be overtly racist anymore. Microaggresions that I go through alot are people telling me: "I talk and act white" because I don't speak in full blown AAVE (African American Venecular English), dress alternative, and don't only listen to rap. Or very weird comments about my hair not being the "good texture"

Also, systemic racism is a thing. Racism has been around for a very long time so in turn it affects every institution, system, etc. For example, have you ever thought about why black people tend to live in poorer conditions or not have as much money? It's because of systemic racism. I'm not saying that no black person can ever be rich or something. I'm saying that there are systems in place that make it harder to do so if you're black.

I agree that there are other problems in the world that isn't just racism but in the video it seems like you're diminishing just how big of a problem it is. We can still talk and find solutions for more than 1 problem.

It's been like 2 years so idk if you've changed your stance on this but I just wanted to make a comment about it. I agree with some of the video as some of it is still kinda relevant. & before someone asks, no I'm not a Democrat or liberal.

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accleria 2021-10-18 15:32:43

@Liar With A Gun  @Liar With A Gun   @Liar With A Gun  I agree that the systems that we live in effect everyone and it's not just a racism issue. there's obviously still classism, mysoginy, homophobia, etc. But I was specifically talking about black people and racism because I felt that it was the main point I could really speak on since I'm black and it's just what I wanted to respond to based on the video. Systemic racism is the source for a lot of black peoples problem but it's obviously not the only one and it's a much more complex issue. Also, I didn't mention too much about white people because I'm not white and can't speak for white people.

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Evan Carroll 2021-05-13 16:50:51

I would say im more trump then non trump and honestly i never saw the jimmy kimmel thing until just now but I would say that that was worth a chuckle i actually found that funny. Like May? hes not gonna last till may lol.

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Nukes 2021-05-17 03:53:13

Not sure if he stole it or not but reminds me of the 2 more years of Obama!

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- ManillaZilla 2021-06-26 03:14:10

Still to this day he post things about trump...

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Lunchbox 2021-05-10 20:26:12

I worship emp lemon

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YouTube account lol 2021-06-01 14:40:34

Don't tell me the Dale guy made a 30 minute video about how bad Jimmy Kimmel is

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Cristian Sanchez 2021-07-04 19:42:50

In conclusion, conan good.

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Yenooc 2021-05-13 17:19:06

conan is pretty good

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marko 2001 2021-06-28 05:20:47

Yup

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Ezra Lade 2021-06-15 07:15:24

Great video

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Nohomoedgelord Allenioso 2021-06-11 07:16:48 (edited 2021-06-11 07:19:43 )

The last remotely good late night host was Letterman. TV is dead man.

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JoeChemo 2021-06-08 09:50:43

those lemmings are beautiful btw

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Craig Moon 2021-05-14 19:09:17

Why is every single one of your videos completely accurate and well-made?

I used to be subscribed, then I unsubbed after not watching for a while. Recently I watched a couple of your videos and realized why I subscribed in the first place. I'm now subbed again with all notifications on!

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The collector 2021-07-10 04:18:44

I subbed for the poops but the post ytp content is amazing.

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Slender Man 186 2021-10-09 20:13:04

@The collector his video essays are basically done in a YTP style.

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Bruh Mania 2021-05-19 21:52:41

liked this until you thought being vegan would save the earth

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shomon 2021-05-20 22:53:29

I mean it helps the enviourment alot

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CheezyCheese 2021-06-15 21:40:48

that's really stretching it.
he said that he encourages being vegan because it could help the environment.

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Lance F 2021-06-23 02:42:06

120K likes and 12K dislikes, I love democracy...

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iSay Hi 2021-07-05 07:40:36

Same that’s why Trump is gone

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Lance F 2021-07-05 19:12:28

@iSay Hi ok, all politics aside, that was a nice one

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Hhh Pestock 2021-05-13 21:11:12

This video got too many dislikes

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NotALotOfColonial SpaghettiToGoAround 2021-05-16 22:31:52

god the thing about politics is so. annoying. Ignoring everything else I think about this, the second someone like Jimmy Kimmel's taxes actually get raised from what he's saying he's almost certainly going to backpedal.

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Ray 2021-05-18 09:30:25 (edited 2021-05-18 09:32:32 )

Its nearly been three years since you've made this video and watching the ending right now is kind of disgusting.

You're roasting some liberals pretty good, ngl, but the way you're generalizing all of this when its clearly not even the majority of democrats is just not healthy for your democracy.
You have one party that needs to have a better focus on politics.
But the other party nominates people who believe QAnon and doesnt allow their politicians to say the simple truth that trump won the election. Thats far worse than just some stupid liberal saying on twitter that only black people are poor. Its killing your democracy and you should recognize this.
Your whole system nearly collapsed in the beginning of 2021, yet your still not able to see what caused this - and its not just Trump, he just put gasoline in the already burning fire and showed everyone how dumb the average republican is to think this election was rigged and how far they'll go to hold on the power.

Liberals were joking 4 years about trump after "they" lost. A lot of republican voters tried to kill all of the politicians who simply accept the truth that trump lost. Thats a huge difference, objectively.


What I want to say is: be angry about stupid liberals and try to change their party - which certainly is possible. But dont forget that they are the far less evil in this country. The republicans are beyond change. You cant even say the plain truths without getting cancelled there

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Clbpamp User 2021-06-19 05:14:03

I’m sure you have a point but I had to leave because you deafened this shit out so much!!!! No way I’m watching 30 minutes I left at 1:40

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Túlio Roberto 2021-06-02 15:07:48

23:23 I find this incredibly offensive to my name

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Túlio Roberto 2021-06-08 11:31:10

@JoeChemo thank god

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SpartanS 117C 2021-05-14 05:17:54

I FUCKING KNOW CALEB HEMSWORTH HE'S IN MY TECH CLASS

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Cesar Marchant 2021-05-18 21:30:19

This video did not age well.

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Pedro Cardiel 2021-05-22 16:38:22

This age really good

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Luciano Arebalo 2021-06-12 01:14:30

Why is he so popular

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TheCopyto 2021-06-23 14:27:05

who is this guy, never heard of him xD.

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Hamsterrace 2021-06-28 21:07:23

This video is facts

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Jaalal. 2021-06-04 17:58:02

Why you dissing my boi Kobe?

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iSay Hi 2021-07-05 07:46:56

@JoeChemo And was proven innocent .. you’re just as guilty if I accuse you of rape by your logic

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Cloud 2021-05-10 17:11:43

Thank you

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DINGO - Matěj Kroužil 2018-04-12 17:36:54

You know what? Without a regret... I think in the next president election... we should just all vote for EmpLemon.
I already placed my vote on you.

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chickeN 2018-04-25 04:52:31

nah im voting for Cthulu

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Tempo Tronica 2018-04-26 01:17:00

chickeN why vote for a lesser evil?

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Flufferboy2004 2018-04-29 15:03:42

MrOzzmanRules definitely wouldn't be voting for the lesser evil if he voted for Hillary

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J. R. Ewing 2021-05-10 20:05:08

Fucking love Roseanne

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itsallgoodtoday 2020-08-21 21:08:44

I think discussing Jimmy Kimmel is an important topic. Why is he so revered enough that he can host prestegious award shows and so many other important media assets?

It's his reputation. He had a very down to earth comedy career two decades ago and although they are all niche, they resonated with people as unapologetically artful and lowbrow, but quality in the sense they did not compromise like what Holywood stereotypically is known for.

Because of that reputation, Hollywood has been trying to use him as a surrogate for quality, but of course the grime of tacky commercialism is slowly killing him anyway.

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Bart Simpson yellow menace 2019-09-30 12:37:42

This is one of the few times that I can say I respect Jimmy Fallon lol.

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Gamey 2019-12-10 01:55:02

He's okay. Not my forté, but unoffensive.

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Prettydog200 2019-10-02 14:06:26 (edited 2019-10-02 14:06:54 )

Oh my gosh, so I usually watch you while eating my breakfast in the morning, before I go to school. Today I was watching this video, I just got to class, and the first thing my teacher put on is a Jimmy Kimmel video about politics. I CANNOT RN.

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Moss Hive Network 2020-02-22 22:13:23

What a coincidence!

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sbeve XLR8 2020-03-29 18:33:18

So what happened?

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Humina Kumina 2020-04-08 21:30:31

Bruh

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Xertyo90 2018-04-09 01:36:00

If there are idiots saying that Black Panther is the first superhero movie with a black actor as the main hero and must be praised because of the fact that there are black people... Then what about the Blade trilogy? Did people forget about Blade? Because he was a much more badass superhero than Black Panther.



Better question: are they now racist for forgetting about Blade?

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Shabe 2018-04-13 20:19:44

They forgot about Spawn, too!!

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hi hungry i'm dad 2018-04-15 05:26:45

Everyone always forgets about Blade! It's infuriating!

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Hydrathermal 2018-04-15 12:35:20

I've only heared about Blade, but I see your point

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Taser Tag 2018-04-16 13:35:16

I'd take Blade over Black Panther. Cool ass stick versus cat suit.

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Lordi 2018-04-16 19:18:12

Xertyo90 Saaame. Blade is leagues better than Black Panther. The latter is fine but nothing special

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ArkSmiley 2018-04-19 15:10:36

Xertyo90 technically black panther is the first blade and spawn are more anti heroes like the punisher

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poopy 2018-04-19 17:40:42

what about Who Killed Captain Alex

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CGanimated 1227 2018-04-20 19:09:35

Yes.

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The Mad Tinkerer 2018-04-21 00:41:49

Don't forget about Steel!

No matter how much Shaq wants us to!

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Will Howes 2018-04-21 04:06:41

Black Panther matters more than Blade ever will because it shows that a movie can be commercially successful even if it's cast is 90% black. It gives young black kids around the world role models that look like them and the inspiration that naturally follows. Blade didn't really do that until Blade II, and even then, it wasn't a contemporary setting with things that kids could truly relate to. It's true that Blade did well commercially, but it never came close to having the cultural impact that Black Panther has had.

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Tracer 2018-04-21 12:08:57

Will Howes
Wtf are you talking about? Blade is one of the most popular Marvel characters of all time. The ONLY reason Black Panther did so well was because of the recent trend of emphasising black people in the media (BLM) to the point that anything involving them cannot possibly be bad, otherwise you're a "racist".

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Grongo 2018-04-21 15:16:38

Is this related to the video?

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Joaquin Chavis 2018-04-21 16:35:10

Blade is not a superhero

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DangoDjango 2018-04-21 19:43:51

The main reason that the Blade trilogy did mediocre at best at the box office is because the movies weren't that good. It also didn't help that they came before the MCU when most marvel movies outside of Spiderman 1+2 were subpar and didn't have the appeal they do now.
If Black Panther was released in the early 2000's I'd guarantee it wouldn't do nearly as good as its done, its really more of a time thing than what race was focused on in the film.

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DustyO'Rusty 2018-04-22 12:52:02

Blade is a cool character, I would really enjoy seeing more of him. Though, Hollywood would probably have an aneurysm and over hype the shit out of him.

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DJ Flame 2018-04-22 15:48:39

AnoobisHD I LOVED SPAWN
I WANT THEM TO MAKE A 2018 or 2019 Remake or at least HD version of the movie

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Will Howes 2018-04-22 19:28:38

Tracer Blade may very well have been incredibly popular in the comics, but teens growing up today are reading far less comics and watching far more movies and TV shows. Even if the blade comics were great, the movies didn't do him justice, and the depiction of the African American struggle in those movies isn't nearly as well done as it is in Black Panther. You can dislike Black Panther and not be racist, anyone saying otherwise is an extremist and, regardless of what it's related to, extremism is never good. People love Black Panther because the movie serves as a reason NOT to be extreme, that's literally the plot. The majority of people aren't freaking out the movies critics because they are "racist," it's just the extremists who take it that far. Ignorant people are often the loudest. Anybody telling you that black people can do no wrong is incorrect because all people, regardless of race, have the ability to do wrong. I don't know what media you watch to get the impressions you do, but I'd like to think that the media is less so trying to say that people of color are infallible, but rather that they aren't the only ones commiting crimes. I could go on about institutional race issues (disproportiate mass incarceration of non-violent low level black drug offenders despite equal usage rates among all races), but that isn't the point I'm making. My point is that Black Panther has made a cultural impact greater than the Blade franchise was able to do.

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Bruddas whomst'd've 2018-04-22 21:44:46

What does this have to do with the video tho?

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Stephen Arden-magmer 2018-04-22 23:13:57

Xertyo90 What people were actually saying is that black panther, the first black superhero, is getting his own movie, which is true

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raditzace 2018-04-23 02:22:47

what about Hancock? he became a superhero

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EW. 2018-04-23 02:24:49

AnoobisHD y other had a spawn movie?

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FBadge 2018-04-23 23:49:39

I've never heard people say that about Black Panther. I've heard them say it's the first big budget superhero movie with mostly black actors.

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Rob Schultz 2021-07-03 01:17:51

Kimmel is a 4th grader.

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TheRabidCabbage 2020-10-03 13:37:54

I'm an old-fashioned liberal and my core belief is that we should try our hardest to make every living creature happy. but today's liberals are like something out of the twilight zone.

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Random Internet User 2020-10-08 03:27:13 (edited 2020-10-08 03:27:28 )

Man, If more people like you exist, America wouldn't be this much of a mess

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locusarete 2020-10-26 21:29:29

Today's liberals are a direct result of the mindset you hold, and it's only going to get worse.

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Puffy_jr 2020-10-27 05:06:59

@locusarete tbh that ideology alone isn't what made them like that and I'm sure there's more reasons. America feels like it's gotten more sensitive and edgy at the same time and there's a big divide so the other side just fuels the other

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-02 21:19:32

I truly think most liberals aren’t like what you see on the news and on Twitter. I’m a liberal but I’m not socialist, I don’t like Trump but I don’t think he’s the worst president ever, I like Biden but I don’t think he’s the best democrat candidate we could have gotten, and I have both conservative and centrist friends. I have a feeling most other liberals are like this, based on what I see in my daily life.

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otosolence 2020-11-06 23:58:40

@Master of Disguise Yeah you are definitely right. Most of what we see on media is the extremes, to be honest. There's a ton of extreme Democrats and at the same time there's a bunch of extreme Republicans, but neither of them should define the party.

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Elite Trousers Snake Child Soldier 2020-11-11 06:01:58

@otosolence blame those leecherous professors in the American University.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:15:41

no way in hell to make everyone happy. think you're actually the one living in the TZ.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:17:07

@otosolence and yet people vote for these extreme leaning views on the ballot - or so the media wants us to think at least.

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-11 18:20:41

@clerp please be quiet. The media just reported the votes, there was almost no bias there. Even for organizations like CNN, they still reported the votes to the best of their abilities and very rarely would one see a bias in the projections.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:48:36

@Master of Disguise Media also called the election even though they've no legal right to do so. "almost no bias"; right, lol.

Very rarely? Leftists cried about the last election having Russian bias for the last four years, and now you want people to trust the voting process despite the media predominately leaning to the left? Funny funny.

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-11 19:04:28

@clerp they have every right to call the election, it’s not official of course but it’s practically guaranteed that Biden will win based on the lead he has in key states as well as the trend in incoming votes much preferring Biden.

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-11 19:06:41

@clerp in 2016 there was actual evidence to suggest vote tampering. It was investigated, and it was actually shown that Russia interfered. Not enough to change the votes in Trump’s favor, but there definitely was interference. This year, there is absolutely no evidence of any major voter fraud going on, the Trump campaign is only filing baseless lawsuits because they lost.

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clerp 2020-11-11 19:11:14

@Master of Disguise and now you don't want an investigation, absolutely beautiful. thankfully you're not biased.

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Master of Disguise 2020-11-11 19:16:45

@clerp I would be totally okay with an investigation, if there was any evidence to suggest mass voter fraud. There isn’t any. They should concede, and if any evidence comes up to suggest fraud, then it should be investigated.

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David Smith 2020-11-29 05:30:00

Unlike conservatism... OMG.

I agree with you, but you gotta look at both sides, man.

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Cosmic space thing 2021-01-07 17:42:37

*today’s politics

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Nikolaj Vrettos 2021-06-24 21:31:17

how can u live a life of complaining about everything u see i dont get it

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HypnozPie 2021-06-27 01:30:12

aren’t u doing the same thing when u complain abt emp

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Ultimate Eye 2019-10-02 19:49:44

I don't think I've ever both agreed and disagreed with someone more strongly and more often than with EmpLemon's videos

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Cheese 2021-05-11 21:09:30

I like this

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BluGnu Phone 2020-05-26 22:06:07

So he‘s trying to be politically correct but made a whole entire segment on his show built around
“foreign accent=funny“

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SynthCool 2018-04-08 20:15:36

Beter Griffin vs Donald Drumpf epic dance battle

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Carson Latham 2018-04-09 00:58:31

Dan Schneider for Smash 5

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Jacob 2018-04-09 02:15:17

Will they dance to Gangnam style

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Barelysentient 09 2018-04-09 02:22:40

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Mazder_ 2018-04-09 02:25:45

the song should be that johnny johnny kids song from every kids videos ever

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Boogaloo 2018-04-09 12:01:39

Daddy synth

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Funny Guy 2018-04-09 16:36:39

TOMMY!!

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Xbox 360 E 2018-04-10 03:09:24

Mazder_ why is the Benefactor logo from gta your profile pic?

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gjkfhjkgjhk fgjydhjdltfu 2018-04-10 07:00:27

Peter: Hey Drmpt
Peter: Bir Bir Bir Bird is the wird
Dumpf: (deep breath) WRONG

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Matren Armis 2018-04-10 10:47:44

Swishing to megalovania

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rapidmagic 2018-04-10 14:18:58

Ey 🅱eter

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Super_ShaG 2018-04-10 16:10:08

but who would win?

Jimmy Kimmel = Salt
or
Jimmy Neutron = Sodium Chloride

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IANWTF 2018-04-11 16:06:03

SynthCool gg allin for life

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-12 03:22:42

Mission: copy the link to EmpLemon's video and go to the video I linked to and in the comment section of that Jimmy Kimmel video spam the hell outta that link yo emp's video get this message to everyone so we can have a win for the war against the normies.

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Takotra The Rat King 2018-04-14 21:05:30

don't like this, it has 666 likes as of now

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Jimmeh Rulez 2018-04-14 22:21:45

Top ten anime battles

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Unknown Soldier 2018-04-15 02:05:53

There is many many complex characters in anime....

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A Gamer Lord? 2018-04-17 16:08:49

A N A L M A S S A G E

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Viper Volkan 2018-04-18 03:52:59

binyot how much? $50 $30 $20?

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TheJediSonic 2018-04-20 17:03:23

No Waluigi, No Lil Red, No go my friend.

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random user 2018-04-20 23:15:26

Hey emplemon do a dinosaur ytp please

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ByoCore 2018-05-07 01:31:01

UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2

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RLSTNNL 2018-06-22 08:41:05

Despacito 7 dance off ft. Oppa gangnam cosita

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rude commenter 2018-07-01 16:09:50

is desito in game

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Calvin and Alex Are Bored Aesthetic Edition 2018-07-02 00:18:48

Thank You SynthCool, Very Cool!

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fennecfox 611 2018-07-05 03:53:06

Epic style

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Koopa Troopa 2018-07-06 03:18:28

SynthCool we live in a society

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Ivan Nava 2018-07-12 20:05:08

Hahahahah lebrals will be so trigger LOL

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Lukas Caldwell 2018-07-16 20:07:39

Donald is Jesus

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Theroux 2018-09-03 20:21:25

Stuwi grifn find fredy fazbear weed in modgn wafare 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Chris Bartek 2018-09-21 12:19:40

"A fine addition to the Beter Griffin Cinematic Universe"
-Fucking God.

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SlavicBGБГ 2018-09-26 18:32:48

🅱 E N C I L L E T T U C E

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B G 2018-09-30 03:54:09

But can beter D O A F O R T N I T E

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Epikster45 2019-04-24 03:38:20

Synthcool predicted the future?

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Alienrun 2018-04-08 00:25:33

I thought Jimmy was just an unfunny guy...turns out there's more to him than that...



Good job on the extra exposure I guess... :D

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Taron 2021-06-09 05:20:49

8:18 guess what every single Republican is doing on any social media website, now that Biden is the new president

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Flight Train11 2021-06-23 15:56:11

Yeah and honestly I don’t blame them

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 07:24:04

Ikr it's because we've been trained to not engage in discourse anymore instead we just bash back and forth

And worse when someone legitimately tries to offer genuine criticism like this guy and this video, it's so ingrained in us to view all criticisms as attacks and we just flatly dismiss it
It's that reductionist arguments that both sides use:
Liberals: "what? You don't want to give black panther 5 star reviews? You're a racist!"
Conservatives: "what? You don't want to spend millions on the military? You hate America and want it to be invaded!"

We need to stop that!

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Pelle 2018-04-07 21:54:17

What these late night guys don’t understand is that they helped electing Trump by giving him so much exposure.

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GasmaskAvenger 2018-05-18 09:37:09

Colin Owl Nah, they are aware they're giving Trump exposure. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

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Coouge 2018-10-30 20:55:45

Wow this is so true! I haven't seen a single Late Night shows not bashing Trump!

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TysonaSaurus 2018-11-18 08:00:48

Coouge Fallon and Conan are pretty chill

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TysonaSaurus 2018-11-24 13:20:37

polifatts okay cool

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Austin Carter 2018-11-29 04:10:38

Fallons pretty good

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Yaboijjonah ._. 2018-11-30 05:26:30

Colbert consists of only trump jokes

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Mel Gibson88 2018-12-03 16:08:17

Fallon even stated that he wouldn't bring politics into his show

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Romeo Nijsse 2018-12-06 22:16:43

Ikr. Just accept your loss and vote again in 4 yeats

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Crust Punk Jesus Christ 2018-12-08 12:37:48

@TysonaSaurus Conan likes to go political, but he can be enjoyable while doing it

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Manuelslayor 2018-12-12 20:23:29

More sleep for the right winged, more power for the cultur war.

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Vaxxed Nezuko 2018-12-16 06:07:31

It's because it brings in views and $$$

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Thedemonhater 2018-12-18 00:50:28

Coouge only one I’ve see who’s actually done it well is Colbert. Everyone else just goes “lol drumpf hehehe”

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Nobreakfeast 2018-12-19 22:10:13

Conans great tbh.

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Keinen Traum 2018-12-20 18:09:14

Why would you care when you have televised Conservative talk-radio via FOX News supporting virtually every action or statement his administration demonstrates?

Just saying.

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Keinen Traum 2018-12-21 23:30:10

I tend to support... facts and credible sources, but late night personalities are more satirists than journalists.

;)

I mean, I remember with Trump actively sought the passing of the AHCA while publicly praising the Australian Healthcare system. If Jimmy Kimmel is insufferable, I can only imagine how much of a joke Trump is when the entirety of the UN assembly laughed at him, lol.

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Mister Tago Mago 2018-12-24 20:25:30

Its crazy how relevent this video still feels after 8 months.

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ACrizzleh Bear 2018-12-25 00:57:22

Fallon sunk into the trump bashing hole now

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Dr. Breadstick 2019-09-29 09:03:53

"... a cultural tumor"


Okay, I'm gonna strap myself in for this one.

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W Trillson 2018-05-04 19:39:16

kimmel used to be on a show that ended with women on trampolines. now he's preaching to america about treating women with respect. and his monologue after the vegas shooting was full of SOOOOOO much false information about gun regulation it could be considered as nothing other than propaganda.

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Fourthousand hammers 2018-05-27 17:44:18

I personally think that no body has all of the "cure all" answers in a political system, but instead everybody has a peace of the puzzle that they need to bring to the table. When we distance our self from each other it brews indifference, and that indifference makes us forget that whom every it may be has a peace. If anybody can prove this idea wrong then I would be genuinely supersized

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Exantius E 2018-06-29 22:39:51

bob bob the bob Facts. The political and financial elite benefits massively for the people being divided, which is why we're constantly pitted against one another, leaving them free to pull off any shenanigans they want. We should be united and work together, but sadly we're getting further and further away from each other

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They call me Andres. Because it's my name. 2019-10-02 00:09:40

While I dislike Trump, I think Emp is on to something when he points out how far some liberals have gone. It sucks that there's no middle ground in political parties.

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daft mell 2019-12-11 18:14:23

middle ground just seems like saying "its complicated" and never thinking anything through to the end. everyone knows the "facts" but you can probably draw an unlimited amount of different conclusions from these "facts", centrists just draw none. i mean how can you even be a centrist?

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They call me Andres. Because it's my name. 2020-01-07 01:50:47

@daft mell reading this comment just now, i see you make a good point.

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daft mell 2020-01-07 15:43:52

@They call me Andres. Because it's my name. i just want to add, that there is nothing wrong with not choosing a side, and just doing/supporting whats best for you at the moment, i just don't think its in any way morally superior to do that.

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Thraitor 2020-03-29 00:55:17

What middle ground is there? With biden likely to get in both parties are the fucking same.

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daft mell 2020-03-30 08:53:58

@Bored Again Centrists are the middle ground, they are economically centre-centre and socially centre.

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daft mell 2020-03-30 11:30:21

@Bored Again then they aren't centrists.

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Elder Rusty 2020-04-10 08:30:57

daft mell it’s like in Witcher, “Evil is evil Stregobor, lesser, greater, middling... If I am to choose between one evil and another, I rather not choose at all”

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daft mell 2020-04-10 12:33:20

@DanLikesThings how does that relate to being centered?

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uranium54321 2020-04-10 22:43:00

@daft mell I don’t really side with a political party bc, to me, issues being “complicated” means you should be able to support individual political beliefs rather than having to support every belief of one ideology or the other

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daft mell 2020-04-10 23:49:56

@uranium54321 but that doesn't mean that your beliefs are centered.

the difference is that peoplr that play as a team and support their party or ideology win, even if they don't agree entirely, unlike lone wolves that pretend that there is no ideology or idea that doesn't match their ideas alteast 90% of the time.

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daft mell 2020-04-10 23:50:53

@Elder Rusty reallife isn't a videogame. if you don't choose, others will choose for you, and you have to live with the consequences.

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Elder Rusty 2020-04-11 00:01:59

daft mell that was actually from the book first so checkmate, but the point is if you don’t believe on either side, don’t choose and whatever happens isn’t up to you

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B B 2021-06-07 14:49:25

Can someone get that song 13:07 ?

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Flight Train11 2021-05-01 17:38:16

3 years later I can’t believe how accurate this video is

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Jesus Anaya 2021-07-23 17:21:22

Whyyyy

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AholeAtheist 2021-08-26 00:22:44

It's misinformation. This person is poorly educated and poorly informed.

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Plasmabolt64 2021-08-30 02:54:11

@Jim Dingle well that came out of nowhere.

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Ulysses Glemao 2021-09-21 15:06:42

@Jim Dingle what a sad man screaming in the internet go outside sometimes

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Ryleeman54number2 2021-10-10 03:37:12

@Leonardo i dont think he was arguing for online classes but rather addressing the vast knowledge of the internet vs what is taught in schools

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about29cats 2021-11-11 06:31:03

@Supreme Calamitas the 2 go hand in hand

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DONALD TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸 2021-11-27 10:02:23

@Jim Dingle as a conservative damn your really making us look bad

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Pines 2018-12-08 15:42:09

I now have even more respect for Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel

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Wave95 2021-07-02 06:34:55

I don't agree with Trump but when you turn your show into just a trump-bashing show, wheres the comedy or unrepetitive jokes?

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XenonMax 2018-12-23 09:19:31

People like Kimmel make me ashamed to be a leftist.

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Gamefly Mc 2019-01-03 01:40:15

XenonMax same

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Thomas Brady 2019-01-14 01:45:45

Don’t refer to yourself as a leftist, say liberal or Democrat leftist implies a wider range of views of which Democrat is one of the more moderate ones

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Chris Li 2019-02-01 05:03:56

Um... No sane rational person refers to themselves as a "leftist." That's a fictitious term (I use the word loosely) made up by fringe right-wing media to label a broadly centrist to liberal leaning people and beyond. Xenon stop trying to impersonate.

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Cesar Vera 2019-02-18 14:11:26

XenonMax leftist is a crazy version of a liberal you’re not a leftist you’re a liberal

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Taser Tag 2019-02-20 12:29:31

Don't worry about it.

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MLG Prussian 2019-03-08 15:49:22

XenonMax leftist is the people that complain about insignificant problems like which bathroom a transgender should go to and are triggered at everything

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legoboy7825 2019-03-11 11:17:01

Weird cat you mean like pretty much all conservatives?

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Noah Jacks 2019-04-25 17:39:17

He isn’t a leftist tho. He is just teasing him for satire. EmpLemon does the same. He does that even in this video.

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Noah Jacks 2019-04-25 17:41:21

legoboy7825 that’s Dems and Reps. that’s literally everyone with a dumb political situation and doesn’t look at both sides.

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legoboy7825 2019-04-25 22:19:54

@Noah Jacks the guy I'm replying to said that 'leftists are the ones who complain about insignificant problems like which bathroom a transgender should go to." I'm just correcting him that 'leftists' don't complain, they're trying to fix stigmas and remove hurtful rulings, and in fact, the people that complain about this are the right, not the left.

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Brandon M 2019-05-06 16:24:29

You shouldn’t be ashamed but you sure as hell should be mad that there are people in the same political area with you, twisting everything you believe in for there own personal gain

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Havel the Rock 2019-05-12 00:48:15

@Chris Li I use leftist as a way to seperate the irrational left leaning people from more moderate ones who I call liberals (in the modern American sense not the classical liberal denotation of freedom).

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KunstKrieg KinoPix Studios 2019-05-26 14:04:36

@lingojac, as much as corporatist hawk Democrat types like to think, some people DO characterize themselves as "leftists." I know socialists and progressives who want to make sure to separate themselves from the term "liberal" because that represents the current neo-liberal DNC.

20 years ago I considered myself basically progressive: anti-war, pro-free speech, etc. now I consider myself more libertarian though because so many people call themselves progressive but advocate for bureacracy and authoritarianism.

To me, yr basic neocon or neolib is pretty much interchangeable. BASICALLY whether it's Clinton, Bush, Obama or Trump, they've all eroded the 4th amendment, bloated the military, rolled back constitutional freedoms and utilized literal concentration camps like Guantanamo bay.

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Sumvs 2020-09-17 15:51:39

I love how Jimmy Kimmel can make fun of a foreign accent, but if someone else that (I kinda hate that I have to say this) is slightly right of center would have death threats.

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N O E 2020-07-30 23:48:54

there’s a type of comedy I’ve never liked - the laughter of agreement

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Michael Doyle 2021-06-24 13:25:22

13:04 woah

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Brigette Morales 2018-04-09 07:34:37 (edited 2018-04-23 05:19:42 )

"The Roast of Donald Drumpf" should be the new name of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" either way he calls himself a SJW even though he harassed women and commited black face.

Jimmy "Jimbo" Neutron and Jimmy Fallon > Jimmy Kimmel

As a liberal, I feel offended by Jimmy Kimmel and how he misrepresents most liberals.

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lola 2018-04-07 21:25:04

Jimbo will have his day of reckoning.

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CaptainScarBeard 2018-09-30 13:25:10

Just watched this from UK. I'm pretty sure i've thought Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon were one person up until now. Mind Blown.

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Victuss 2018-10-29 18:58:15

lol i live in the states and i couldnt tell the difference between them. if i'm honest, most famous people who are b to low a-list celebs look alike to me.

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Gentleman Nemesis 2018-11-04 19:53:04 (edited 2018-11-04 19:53:14 )

You're not wrong thinking they're completely interchangeable.

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TheNade 2020-08-04 23:43:58

He turned himself into a lemon and called himself EmpLemon.
Funniest shit i've ever seen.

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Quicksilver292 2021-05-11 03:35:40

nice video! but on the point of carefully using your influence, this video currently has 2.5 million views. rich men are not the only rapists out there. I believe you pushed that point too far. claiming that the only people who get away with rape are rich powerful people is very ignorant.

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Hate-Sponge- 2021-05-10 14:25:16

subbed. based.

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NPC #20181107 2018-10-22 22:23:31 (edited 2018-10-22 22:23:55 )

Jimmy hate orange man, therefore I like Jimmy.

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Joe BLOW#25FH3975361B 2018-10-23 04:21:08

AFFIRMATIVE STANDARD HUMAN TALK SHOW HOST IS ADEQUATE!!

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arthur C 2018-10-23 07:41:03

NPC #20181107 What is Wrong with being orange? Insert beep boop (Race card.exe)

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Arya Faeqy 2018-10-23 10:58:07

So, any of you guys gonna give me a mission or should I go somewhere else?

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Joe BLOW#25FH3975361B 2018-10-23 21:51:14

FELLOW HUMAN YOUR MISSION IS TO CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WITH A SKINNED KNEE!

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Arya Faeqy 2018-10-24 04:52:39

Joe BLOW#25FH3975361B lame. I'll go looking somewhere else

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Joe BLOW#25FH3975361B 2018-10-24 14:23:14

@Arya Faeqy FELLOW HUMAN DON'T GO AWAY MAD JUST GO AWAY!

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Satisfied Consumer 2018-10-25 06:04:37

Yes, friends. I agree. Jimmy Kimmel is also my favorite talk show host. And also the only one I watch. I especially love the part where he makes fun of Drumpf. (Insert laughing emoji)
#OrangeManBad #Resist

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I can’t think of a good name. 2018-10-26 10:27:57

Woah I found some NPCs

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Ri2nonerok 2018-10-26 18:31:12

this shit is hilarious

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NPC #1829388 2018-10-27 19:56:57

All hail Jimmy Kimmel

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jawonsh 2018-10-28 11:35:09

Uhh

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Former Government Human #4937 2018-10-30 20:20:25

Loritorinco Can-cervatives? I do not yet have this insult, adding to list.exe.
NPC meme is dehumanizing you should only use it to describe deplorable nazis. You should have talk show, you are very original. I would appreciate to hear more of your human talk about the bad people that like orange man.
#orangeisthenewbad

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MisanthropicGuy 2018-11-01 00:29:37 (edited 2018-11-01 00:30:08 )

He is our savior

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Mcj0e 2018-11-03 18:55:49

I love this meme so much lol please keep commenting on other vids

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Thot Walk 2018-11-04 18:31:41

If(Bigotry==false)
Src.Strawman=1
Else()
Src.Strawman=1

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Jeremy Lim 2018-11-05 05:46:11

@Loritorinco NPC spotted. Got any quests for me?

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Matt Bluh 2018-11-05 12:36:43

Cockroach logic

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NPC11094432 2018-11-06 01:19:44

I agree.

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Pandroo 2018-11-08 22:45:26

Lol you number is today date 🤣 November 07, 2018

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CNC 81 2018-11-16 11:58:02

NPC #20181107 cult of Kek activated.

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can we beat 5 kids 2018-11-21 09:12:36

orange man bad lol eggdee

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Peter Sanchez 2018-11-21 16:42:01

Ornj mon bed lol ex deee

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Austro-Hungarian Egonomist 2019-05-13 20:04:50

stop shilling your brand of liberalism lmao

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Austro-Hungarian Egonomist 2019-05-19 21:21:39

@CNC 81 OK unironic kekstani 1569 how to get laid

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Dyck Hurtz 2019-09-14 22:27:17

Onpeach Blumpf

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Brian D. B. 2019-10-19 14:17:51

Jimmy is a fake. It doesn't matter who you support you *DON'T INDOCTRINATE POLITICS INTO FAMILY-FRIENDLY SHOWS*. I'm thinking many of these syndicalists would fit-in better with North Korea.

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PETRIXXX 2020-03-29 19:53:50

WARNING: ORANG MAN STILL PRESIDENT! CONFUSION OVERLOAD! AAAAAaaaaam

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Alzter 2020-04-08 13:35:23

Orange man bad

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 11:23:35

@Prismic Kyubey please be kidding

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Joshna Frank 2020-04-30 11:23:57

@Pitt Burgh You don't get the joke so you?

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USS Liberty 2020-07-28 20:44:01 (edited 2020-07-28 20:45:03 )

Smoke signal say orange grug bad.
Smoke signal say bad grugs who like orange grug, kicked out of tribe.
Me no want kicked out of tribe.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:36:34

@Joe BLOW#25FH3975361B DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT HUMANS GENDER?

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Stuff___ Idontknow 2021-02-17 05:03:01

-everyone that watches jimmy kimmel

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Mtchcr Trmm 2021-01-14 20:48:44

This video aged beautifully in some areas and terribly in others...fascinating to watch in 2021 haha

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David Brown 2019-02-18 08:51:57

You should've mentioned Kimmel getting bodied by the gaming and esports community when he made fun of them.

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TFrills 2019-05-16 06:47:48

what does "bodied" mean?

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wonderbear 2019-05-17 13:38:02 (edited 2019-05-17 13:39:17 )

please god u gotta share links David hahaha

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wonderbear 2019-05-17 13:39:02

TFrills destroyed, ripped, or ...heh, TRUMPED

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Ten Gauge 2019-05-19 03:21:33

Posting comment incase someone posts links

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Doc 2019-05-19 22:02:36

@Ten Gauge same

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Trinity Livingston 2019-08-17 00:18:14

@Molly Whopped still, what's bodying?

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CoyLion 2019-08-20 08:00:59

@Trinity Livingston "destroyed"

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Trinity Livingston 2019-08-20 13:27:27

@CoyLion oh, thanks for the definition.

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CoyLion 2019-08-21 02:23:26

@Trinity Livingston hope it helped lol

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Craig Moon 2021-05-14 19:30:31

This issue is just getting worse with all the controversy surrounding police.

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kaosis back 2021-05-15 00:13:36

lol what the media just used blm till trunp left ,now they can't handle the criticism

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AnimeFanFTW 2020-06-23 10:33:27

This video aged very well.

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Defcon zero 2020-09-22 04:15:22 (edited 2020-09-22 04:15:56 )

13:02

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Zorocan_Art 2020-09-27 05:01:25

Truth always does

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huhuhu557 2020-10-10 20:23:00 (edited 2020-10-30 17:01:27 )

True the only thing that didn’t aged well was the kobe joke

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huhuhu557 2020-10-30 17:01:58

@jillian c did you ever read into the case?

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QWERTburneracct 2020-11-29 15:43:52

I was gonna say the opposite. this video aged bad and sounds like typical cis white guy on a weird pedestal. the kobe joke, random prince death shot, talking about NK as fascist without any mention of american fascism, etc. i'll stick to the spongebob videos from now on where i get less of his bias and aggro white guy frustration "but what about libs??" talk

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Pierre Begley 2020-11-29 22:16:42

Except for the North Korea part.
Mostly because the talks Trump had with Kim Jong Un went nowhere.

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Aphro 2020-12-10 19:53:50

@pure cinnamon roll I see you’ve been hurt

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-12 14:13:07

@Aphro the "white people are the most persecuted" crowd are so cringe

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Aphro 2020-12-12 15:28:20

@QWERTburneracct lmaooooooo facts

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Suqan Madiq 2020-12-17 04:39:19

@julian they literally cannot. Their arguments only work on Facebook when they can be performative and pose like they’re touching the third rail by saying RACISM BAD

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-17 19:22:13

@julian what does him being cis and white have to do with his sociopolitical viewpoints and what he deems important to highlight? Gee I dont know!

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-17 19:22:42

@Suqan Madiq huh?

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Liam McGuire 2020-12-18 05:14:10

@QWERTburneracct of course. Was it because it criticized people like you in the vid? Get your head back in reality please

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Liam McGuire 2020-12-18 05:18:33 (edited 2020-12-18 05:20:40 )

@QWERTburneracct do u seriously think people’s viewpoints are mostly based on their skin color and gender, because if you do, what kind of reality are u living in? By that logic, every single woman is a feminist and every black man supports BLM, which is far from the truth. Here u are getting triggered about a white person reasonably criticizing kimmel and liberals for being absolutely crazy nowadays. What’s next, you gonna send me a reply in all caps if I say there’s technically only two genders?

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-18 07:29:37

@julian i mean, I've already stated exactly what I didnt like about the video. I didn't just say "hes white so its bad". You guys are the weirdos saying "what does race have to do with anything" and im not teaching you about the implications of race in America lol

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-18 07:34:43

@Liam McGuire lmao go off Liam! You guys tried to tell me race and gender has nothing to do with it, I said it totally does because I live on the planet earth, and you turned that into "peoples viewpoints are mostly based on their skin color and gender. All women should be feminists and all black people should support BLM." If nuance isn't your cup of tea thats not my issue. I stated several things I think aged bad about the video and you got triggered by the words "cis and white", focused there and projected it onto me. Im sorry that your background matters and I know it would make your internet arguing a lot easier if we pretended these things dont exist but... they do :/

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Liam McGuire 2020-12-18 13:42:28

@QWERTburneracct not really I’m not saying they don’t matter, I’m saying that those are factors that don’t or barely even factor in to people’s views. Like EmpLemon said in the vid, liberals nowadays don’t treat people like people. They look at others and act like their race and gender is their defining trait when it is not. Their tactic is to fight racism . . . with more racism. And I applied your own logic against you in that “by that logic, all women and should be feminists and all blacks support BLM”. The point of that was to show how faulty saying a person’s gender and race has major influence on their sociopolitical views

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julian 2020-12-18 17:20:39

@QWERTburneracct Bruh you literally said “cis white male bad” as if him being a black trans wahmen would make his opinion more valid. If you want a place to hate white people just go to a BLM rally

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Liam McGuire 2020-12-18 18:56:12

@julian BLM logic: let’s end racism with more racism

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QWERTburneracct 2020-12-18 23:00:37

@julian lol

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julian 2020-12-19 16:48:06

@QWERTburneracct I’m glad i made you laugh

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Nico Legasto 2021-05-23 02:29:03 (edited 2021-05-23 02:40:58 )

20:00
"Gun violence in America is a complex issue with no definite solution."

Uhhh...how about stricter gun laws and rigorous background checks for a start?? I know I'm simplifying but shouldn't it be this simple?

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HeadGlitch 2021-05-24 20:51:21

Those two things are just easy answers that people throw out when asked how to reduce gun violence. They don't work, but they've been repeated so many times people believe it without questioning it.

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Nico Legasto 2021-05-25 00:33:59

Well then, what does work?
Cause I've heard some arguments (Fox) stating that what America needs to stop gun violence is MORE guns, which is just stupid of course.

Australia pretty much banned guns back in the 90s after a mass shooting. Haven't heard any news about shootings there since then.

Doesn't it stand to reason that
Less guns = less gun violence?

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HeadGlitch 2021-05-25 04:19:37 (edited 2021-05-25 04:21:15 )

@Nico Legasto This is gonna be a long post but a few things link together and it gets complicated so please read all of it before responding.

There are three types of gun deaths.

1)Suicide. This one makes up about 1/3 of the deaths, and while tragic, it can't be blamed on guns. Yes it is the most effective way to do it and there's no turning back, but guns are not the actual issue in these deaths.

2) justified self defense. Pretty self explanatory. These are instances where a gun saves a life.

3) murders and assaults: these are the main argument against gun ownership and what I'll be focusing on.

4) accidental. This one's pretty easy. More education. Maybe replace sex Ed with firearm safety classes? God knows sex Ed doesn't do anything.

Ok let's understand who what and where the shootings occur. The overwhelming majority of (non self defense) shootings that take place have 4 things in common.


1)They happen in low income neighborhoods. Usually ghetto and the projects and typically turf for gangs.

2)The people involved in the shootings are part of a violent and illegal organization. Gangs, cartels, etc.

3) the shootings occur with already illegally owned guns. Whether that be stolen, built or bought on the black market.

4) The overwhelming, vast majority are done with pistols

And that third and fourth point is where I argue more guns laws will do nothing to stop gun violence. We HAVE laws that stop it. They are already being broken. The people that walk into a gun store and buy a rifle commit murders so infrequently, that it's a statistical rounding error. And pistols, are by far the most heavily restricted gun. The majority of states require you to be 21, and pass two separate background checks before you can buy one. But that clearly isn't working, because again, pistols make up the overwhelming majority of murders.

The guns are getting stolen, and used to kill people, bypassing any laws that stop people from buying them. And with this many guns and owners in the US, it's not exactly hard to steal one. And don't believe any gun owners are willing to turn them in. Research buy back program success.


So my solution? There's not a perfect one. But a great place to start is funding lower income neighborhoods and community programs to keep people off the streets.

But I can say for sure more intrusive gun laws won't work.

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Hacker 2021-05-25 07:14:31

@HeadGlitch This. Is one of the most reasonable takes I have read in quite a while.

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JoeChemo 2021-06-08 10:06:11

did you watch the video? he literally states the reasons why, you also don't understand that most guns arent sold legally and therefore no background checks can occur and sure, laws might have a slight effect but it isn't worth buying back the guns when many of them are illegal (and yet again they're illegal so impossible to track or run bg checks)

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:33:53

“La la la second amendment la la la”

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:38:43

@JoeChemo so what Emp said was “they want more legistrations, legistrations don’t work, even if you ban guns there’s still going to be gun violence” like yeah, no shit, but first:
No one is asking to ban all guns
And second:
That argument doesn’t work, yeah there gonna be crimes, it would be like saying “why male drunk driving illegal? There’s still gonna be drunk drivers!”

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JackGamingLE 2018-04-08 01:18:07

Careful Emp dont use logic. The media is allergic to that.

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PooDoo DrillDick 2018-04-08 19:14:39

JackGamingLE he cares about jokes rather than treat them as forced ironic comedy so already the media have him on a list

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Luciano Arebalo 2021-06-12 01:14:22

Jimmy fallon is better

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The Mighty Pika 2018-11-19 18:08:34

I live in Czechia and I have the US screaming that their leader is an evil fascist while suffering no consequences for saying that on one side, and Turkey and Ukraine burning to the ground from real fascism on the other.

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Omnigreen 2019-01-23 23:26:44

Explain to me please where Ukraine is fascist? Or you just love to read and watch some Russian media?

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chuckfish6 2019-05-03 03:36:41

I am completely against Trump's policies on many fronts, but I will say the far left and right are taking things a bit too far. America's political fabric seems to be ping-ponging between one extreme to another, and I think most of us in the middle are just hoping everyone can calm down. I mean, "A house divided against itself, cannot stand." -Abe Lincoln


George Washington was vehemently against political factionalism, “However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."


It's time for a bit of common sense folks, we are a nation, not democrats or republicans.

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Nix-Man 2019-06-04 21:39:45

That old Georgie was one omnipotent sob.

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Evan Mollica 2019-06-25 14:38:29

Liberals and democrats aren’t left. They’re center-right

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Pj Mathison 2019-08-07 11:26:13

Jimmy kimmel is not far left 😂😂😂😂

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scubadues 2019-08-29 23:13:00

Okay i wont agree with you but ok

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the_rustydoornob 2019-09-22 21:23:26

chuckfish6 _ can I just say I love ur profile pic

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SpaceMissile 2019-09-24 17:22:13

good post.

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Korgull 2019-10-14 10:08:53

chuckfish6 _ Ping-ponging between one extreme to another?

The United States has been dominated by two parties, one that ranges from centre-right to moderate right, and another that ranges from moderate-right to far-right, and both have been moving rightward as time goes on. Like, the mainstream Democratic Party is vehemently opposed to Bernie Sanders because they view him as too far left, despite the fact the man is a damn moderate, a Social Democrat.

Prior to Sanders, the last time the United States even had any political movement that was left of centre was when MLK was talking about how the United States needed to take a revolutionary step away from capitalism and towards socialism, way back in the 60s, and it didn't even have a party to represent it. By comparison, MLK was to the left of Sanders.

The United States, as a nation that is safely in the hands of two right-wing parties, both of whom do everything they can to maintain power in the hands of the rich and already powerful, doesn't have a problem with factionalism. Both parties are on the same side.

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Brendan J 2018-11-07 04:42:19

I don't care if Jimbo Jones keeps talking about politics, but the moment he tries to steal JoJokes is when it gets personnel kids.

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Marshal Marshall 2018-12-20 05:09:55

Isthatafuckingjojoreference?

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samo1357 2018-12-24 05:29:55

Even Speedwagon is offended.

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Frogboy 2018-12-20 17:49:46

Jimmy Kimmel is a black void of charisma.
He is a magician who makes the laughter disappear.

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astrid vvv 2021-05-18 16:17:01

Americans largely don't give a fuck about celebrities anymore, at least not in the way it once did. Hollywood is falling apart. It's so bad that the Golden Globes were canceled this year, not wanting a repeat of the Oscars flop.

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TheBassicBassist 2020-02-17 11:56:35

Damn. Roseanne on point with that little rant. Nice.

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Windex man 2 2020-07-01 06:54:50

It sucks that jimmy and the audience just laughed at her while she was making some genuinely good points

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Crossroads C-137 2018-07-01 17:55:01

I ain't an American and I still don't like him for what he is as a human being.

I don't get it. How in hell do celebrities who are pretty shit as a human being and have even done some crimes still have so many fans.

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Strung Up 2018-07-30 14:12:20

Crossroads C-137 because their opposition is that much worse

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Hunter Gman 2018-09-10 16:29:53

Connections. The authoritarian virus that infects these people forces them to meet.

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WillOfMyD 2018-09-21 14:41:56

That's a good question. Ask trump.

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Logoncal 2018-09-22 04:04:16 (edited 2018-09-22 04:05:04 )

@WillOfMyD this is a kinda of response that Jimmy Kimmel would legit say

"Let me add trump into the mix because Ho Ho! look at my ratings"

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χτ 2018-04-07 22:14:32

After watching the entire video;




Yes.

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munchbox 2021-05-10 09:50:28

16:20 lol yikes

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Ryan Freeman 2021-05-11 16:16:14

Nothing he said was "yikes"

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Sanctity Toa 2021-05-12 02:48:43

@Ryan Freeman I mean about Kobe Bryant

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Calvin 2020-02-12 04:57:54

I feel like Jimmy Fallon is like a little sweet kid you wanna cheer for but is really awkward sometimes.

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Lennart Mook 2022-05-09 13:58:54

Actually as you can see in countries like Germany banning guns works realy well
America is just fucked

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Porto B 2021-12-29 02:49:28

Traditional liberalism is better.

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Daniel Miller 2021-11-08 13:10:33

With as many fish in the barrel of why Kimmel stinks, it's amazing that this video manages to miss basically all of them.

Bad algorithm, bad. Do not recommend channel.

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That0neGuy 2021-11-08 23:28:49

How?

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Daniel Miller 2021-11-12 14:40:25

@That0neGuy ignoring decades of lazy opportunistic comedy bits that relied on easy down-punching.... but being concerned that the real problem is when lazy opportunistic comedy poked fun at a sitting president. Which for one isn't punching down, for another should be assumed of basically any broadly aimed nighttime comedy show as a staple. Also if your analysis ends up making favorable comparisons to the even more vapid comedy of Fallon as a better direction, you've truly missed the mark.

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Hunter Hickman 2021-12-14 00:31:10

Can I sub to u twice over

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Obscure Interest 2021-05-17 20:47:08

Emp, you should realllllly stear clear of politics. I like your content, but the liberal bashing and Trump worship just serves to limit your audience. And it just seems off brand anyway.

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I’m Crazy 2021-10-31 15:42:10

This video has many good points but ironically he injects his political opinion into everything

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warhawk397 2021-08-27 15:07:58

This is the most based video on YouTube

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Hk 2021-10-18 19:23:21

good

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Danald Trampf 2018-11-06 12:40:16 (edited 2018-11-06 12:40:44 )

I hate orange man, therefore I am

-Libaral comedy NPC

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Xanthopathy 2018-12-17 12:59:53

@Davis O'Brien Trump is not a good president, yes, but the left is still demonizing him to this day, even though he's not that terrible

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Arthur Gonzalez 2018-12-19 00:17:51

@Davis O'Brien And I'm a bad father, but only Child Protective Services cares when I beat my kids.

Trump being a good or bad president wasn't the topic of this video.

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Blocky Orbits 2018-12-19 03:09:51

@Davis O'Brien Truth. I wish the left would stop making me need to defend him.

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Mustardy Boi 2018-12-19 23:01:13

Blocky Orbits

Except there hasn’t been any ISIS attacks correlated to the Syrian airfield bombing. Most ISIS attacks post-bombing were not around (or in) the cities that were bombed. That’s the point I’m trying to make.

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Mustardy Boi 2018-12-19 23:04:00

Davis O'Brien

The word bigot would imply that Trump is intolerable of people who disagree with him. He would only be bigoted against a large amount of Left-leaning news outlets if we’re going textbook here.

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Blocky Orbits 2018-12-19 23:06:13

@Mustardy Boi You don't understand. The attack on the airfields affected the entire Middle East. Assad was on the verge of defeating ISIS, and the bombings allowed ISIS to recover. They regained their strength and continued attacking towns all over the Middle East.

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Joshua Mark 2019-01-04 23:57:31

EVERYONE!

Can we all take a second to understand what is happening here? We are devolving into a political argument in a YouTube comment section!

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Mx Aurora 2019-01-13 20:41:22

that can be any nazi-hating comedian really.

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not an aussie 2021-07-06 10:52:26

13:06 that didn't age well

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Phanstalgia 2021-07-10 16:23:17

How?

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What a Buffoon 2021-08-28 16:35:53

Man this is like 50% retrospectively sober and insightful, 50% very poorly aged.

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David GN40 2021-08-28 19:30:58

How's it poorly aged?

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Christian Fox 2021-10-22 18:32:12

The first Emplemon video I really dislike. Not for the Jimmy Kimmel bullshit, idc about that. But he's just wrong about of stuff and is actually doing a lot of what he's complaining about. And obviously this video didn't age well.😂

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Ham-man The Man-ham 2021-10-06 04:36:53

Who's here is 2021?

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Dog 2018-04-08 10:27:44

I hate every single late night talk show ever. I respect Conan and I liked Colbert when he was on a show that fit him, but every single one of these shows are boring, fake and vapid. It's like eating a block of matter. So glad I never watch TV.

Also I honestly think Jimmy Kimmel's agenda is more about what will get him views and what the "safe" opinion is. That's why he never talks about real issues because those are harder for the average audience to swallow.

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hattimou nattimou 2021-08-27 19:42:19

23:38 hmmm

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Doomgel 2021-05-08 08:57:21 (edited 2021-05-08 08:57:41 )

This aged like a fine wine. Still accurate today.

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Pierre Begley 2021-10-08 10:41:20

Except the North Korea part. That didn't go anywhere.

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Heretic 306 2021-10-26 16:43:00 (edited 2021-10-26 20:13:02 )

You sure about that? Even the North Korea thing, Trump was oh so tough on twitter, but then had the spine of a wet spaghetti noodle and said "he fell in love with Kim Jong" Of course 2 nut ball ego maniacs who both feel completely above the law and rules of society, were bound to fall in love.

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whos joe? 2022-03-26 16:34:34

@Pierre Begley because of Biden.

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UnityGuy 2021-04-15 07:16:14

This was a fantastic video I didn't expect after watching your current content. I just want to watch entertainment without a lecture and was so glad to see ratings on sports dying while trying to be political.

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Hayden Adams 2021-04-09 16:25:07

I am genuinely surprised that Kimmel has been around so long. Putting aside that he is now a puppet for pop movement advocate Disney, He is so completely void of talent its annoying. I don't think he has noticed that while he's been running the same jokes that were never funny for over 4 years, his ratings have got worse than the jokes. What a muppet.

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David Richardson 2021-05-03 02:58:03

Late night comedy shows over the last 6ish years

2015: “trump, am I right? ”. 1,000,000 viewers: 🤣
2016: “trump, am I right?”. 500,000 viewers: 🤣
2017: “trump, am I right?”. 250,000 viewers: 🤣
2018: “trump, am I right?”. 125,000 viewers: 🤣
2019: “trump, am I right?”. 62,500 viewers: 🤣
2020: “trump, am I right?”. 31,250 viewers: 🤣
2021: “trump, am I right?”. 48 viewers: 🤣

Conclusion: “yup, I still got it. They love this shit!”

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Regularman 2021-04-17 23:03:49

This is better than going to the movies. Watching one of my favorite YouTubers 💩 on Jimmy Kimmel. Couldn’t ask for anything better!

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Matthew Sanchez 2021-04-11 21:41:52

I feel bad for that lady Jimmy was interviewing, she actually has a brain and spoke common sense and now no one will ever wanna interview her again 😔

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jed 2021-04-16 15:14:34

HOLY CRAP AS A CALIFORNIAN I APPRECIATED THE PROPAGANDA LINE SO MUCH. It honestly is as blindsided as north korea.

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Alec Perhaps 2021-05-01 23:28:38

I really can't help but feel sympathy for Roseanne Barr, and I don't typically do that for people I've either never heard of or don't really know, but it's actually heartbreaking to see Jimmy invite her onto his show to just absolutely bully her infront of a live studio audience. It's absolute shit that he was just allowed to do this and get away with it. Especially since she wasn't that far from the truth. He just brought her up on this pedestal so he could make an ass out of her infront of the entire country so that even less people would take her seriously, effectively silencing the competitive viewpoint that she offered.

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b 2021-04-18 22:32:16 (edited 2021-04-18 22:32:36 )

I mean this video was cool and all but that unhinged rant about liberals near the end was so cringe. Literally just parroting straw-man arguments from 2016 from people who don’t understand what most of the words they say mean or have any kind of political literacy outside of “SJW bad”. Ironically enough, you’re basically doing what Jimtard Kimmel does with Trump, but just replacing Trump with liberals.

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Captain Kirk 2021-04-13 01:19:06

I personally call Jimmy Kimmel a stray man, because all his arguments are logical fallacies

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tim_elmers 2021-04-27 14:59:00 (edited 2021-04-27 15:01:10 )

You for one is an individual I respect and will probably hold matured conversations with people.

Lots of leftist indoctrination going on in my country with the Obama-Biden worship. Wouldn't help when my country get lots of news from NYT.

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Mr.Stinger 2021-04-23 05:38:05

“It’s bordering on propaganda”

Well now we know it was 😂

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James Green 2021-05-08 00:08:04

It’s “people” like kimmel, moviebob & Quinton who take the fun out of not liking trump.

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Big Guy 2021-04-15 16:07:21 (edited 2021-04-15 16:07:51 )

I legit thought Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon were the same guy, it then I realized that Kimmel doesn’t look like a middle aged father.

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Nekoveggie 2021-04-13 17:45:23

Imagine being American

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 12:10:08

True

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Wario Wah Wah 2021-04-20 21:48:25

Get me out of here, god dammit

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Henstar 2021-05-03 15:15:51

EmpLemon has the best music taste on earth.

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Ben Smith 2021-05-21 15:16:38

I heard lte and had to pinch myself

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-22 21:47:14

You mean the stuff that's left unmolested by the music industry? Agreed.

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Paul Crosby 2021-08-30 05:44:03 (edited 2021-08-30 05:44:30 )

@Ben Smith 7:03 i think… you can hear echoes bit with the seagull noise

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CarlosBrabo 2021-09-13 03:34:32

oh boy, I'm using EmpLemon as a music researcher
JUST GOOD STUFF, omg.

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Anon 2021-04-13 08:30:08 (edited 2021-04-13 08:31:33 )

There's a reason Jimmy Kimmel is always the last in the talk show lineup. He persists only via inertia.
That being said, I'm a libtard and I quit watching talk shows a long time before they became the trump twitter hour.

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Gonzo Ciosain 2021-05-07 22:49:39

The last great late night TV host was Craig Ferguson, I will stand by that statement.

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Bernardo Santos 2021-04-18 11:35:39

Although Steven Colbert and John Oliver almost never compliment Trump, they actually try to talk about other things, and make an effort to be entertaining, unlike Jimmy Blackface over here

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:17:19

I might disagree with John Oliver about a lot of things but I still find his show very funny.

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Ashutosh Kaisen 2021-04-13 11:12:03

This aged like fine wine.

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Bonaparte 2021-04-18 20:59:48

EmpLemon you fucking did it! You got me to subscribe!

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Noah Vaterlaus 2021-04-17 03:17:25

This man's political view did not age well

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 08:15:58

I see a lot of people I. the comments saying that but what do you actually mean? What didn't age well?

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Lewis Edwards 2021-04-20 17:41:38

I mean this in the most serious non-cringe way possible- he’s literally a Caesar Flickerman.

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Steven Powless 2021-04-27 13:08:18

If that ain't the best comment here. The Hunger Games was more prescient than we realized

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I am Rys 2021-04-30 20:16:00 (edited 2021-05-03 18:54:14 )

Jimmy Fallon staying out of politics...

That didn’t age well.

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Flight Train11 2021-05-01 17:40:56

Yeah I was disappointed

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I am Rys 2021-05-02 02:14:54 (edited 2021-05-02 02:15:05 )

@Flight Train11 Same here, he wanted to join in with the “popular” kids I guess. I lost a lot of respect for him.

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Timothy Honeycutt 2021-04-26 19:33:14

If you internalize that people are rich, successful, happy, or content because of x, y, z that you can't control, you just gave up on your own independence because you just accepted that no matter what you do you are completely incapable of satisfying yourself. I think pushing scapegoating is disgusting and pacifies the public (the scapegoat and the escaped goat) from actually believing in themselves or taking responsibility for their life. It makes it harder for people to take themselves seriously and make something of their life by trying to name away their problems. Regardless of whether it's true that society is jaded against you for some discriminatory reason, don't let that feeling of helplessness get to you because you have to believe that you are capable and DESERVE to be content and accept yourself independently of what society, or culture, or anybody makes of you. At the end only you have control over your own motivation, work ethic, and attitude, so why not choose to have a mindset that will keep you growing and pushing forward rather than settling that it's impossible for you to meet your own expectations? There are fucked up people in the world who make life harder for others but if you take yourself seriously, you might actually have a standing chance at demonstrating that what the world, society, or anyone says about you doesn't define you. Make the choice to define yourself.

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A Nameless YouTuber 2021-05-07 12:53:51

25:32 I feel like if this video was made nowadays, one of the things on the list would be "Trying to get rid of "problematic" things." I.E. Elmer Fudd's gun, Mr. Potato Head, Pepe Le Pew

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:p • 5 years ago 2021-05-04 17:26:01

im convinced jimmy is in love with trump

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Monsieur Bojangles 2021-04-18 03:24:46

Just relieved there are other people out there that loathe Kimmel. Cathartic tbh

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Henrik Gønge Fjord Mikkelsen 2021-04-20 06:30:53

Great video! Colbert and that Oliver guy are also insufferable. And Roseanne doesn't put up with Kimmels shit. Bravo.

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Christochat 2021-04-20 03:28:00

Ooh, that kobe joke didn't age well

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CONstitution 2021-04-12 22:44:50

To think this guy got to host the Oscars but Kevin Hart who is very successful and talented lost his opportunity over a very old joke which he told because he is a comedian is just unfathomable. I've always mistaken this guy for Jimmy Fallon because I had never seen his show and they look similar but man I regret that, Jimmy Fallon is a lot compared to this guy.

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Avery Aman 2021-04-25 19:52:54

Jimmy Fallon had to eventually hop on the train of bashing Trump. I seriously don't think it was something that he wanted to do but, had to do to keep the ratings up. Hating on Trump eventually became pop culture. Even after his presidency it's still mainstream to bash him. I'm cool with making fun of politicians as long as it's not one sided and is the entirety of the bit. It just gets old real quick and becomes unfunny and annoying. Comedy is subjective though

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Final Froggit Approaches 2021-05-08 23:00:14 (edited 2021-05-08 23:00:42 )

The only time I’ve ever heard someone compliment Jimmy Kimmel, they had him confused with the guy who slaps his desk all the time. EDIT: Desk-slapper’s name is Jimmy Fallon

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supremechaosbeing ت 2021-04-22 02:09:59

you know you’e getting roasted when pokemon music’s playing

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GreenLark 2021-04-17 20:45:09

There should be a bluray release of this video, maybe a part 2, because you couldn't have picked better topics to age well

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Bakamūnati 2021-04-14 17:31:11

This video aged like fine brew

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Aides 2021-04-29 19:06:12

This might be my favorite YouTube video. It's always the first place I go to whenever I need to just vent out my frustrations on how far the left has fallen.

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Michael Lyga 2021-04-15 20:17:31

My parents actually watch him.

I don’t understand my parents.

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Alvin G 2021-04-12 09:34:25

The definition of mediocracy!

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Elron Humpperdink 2021-04-25 16:16:29

This is the studio edition equivalent of Sam Hyde ranting at that college. You went in on everybody.

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Onlytheclouds 1989 2021-05-04 00:40:41

Holy fuck man you absolutely destroyed Jimmy Kimmel

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Niagaranobs 2021-05-04 02:22:08

Oh.

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Dagbert Williams 2021-04-23 12:44:17

You lost me at your gun control argument. Not that my piddling opinion matters. Yes, Jimmy uses tragedy for personal gain. However, your take on gun control is garbage. The simplistic side of the gun argument ALWAYS falls on the gun lobby. They have the same pick and roll routine:

-Too soon to talk about guns. People are mourning.
-If you change any gun law, GOOD LAW ABIDING gun owners are punished and nothing changes.
-The best cure for gun violence is a well-armed society.
-Therefore, concealed carry and open carry are the only answers.

Yes, the gun argument is a lot more nuanced. But that nuance is not allowed, and you are perpetuating that lack of nuance with your horseshit take on a problem that is unique to the United States. For not liking the NRA, you sure seem to be carrying their water by turning the OTHER side into screaming extremists. What crap.

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Frens Place 2021-04-25 09:35:33

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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thatparsleyguy 2021-04-27 12:11:08

@Frens Place Calm down, Herr Himmler.

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cFluff 2021-04-17 06:14:11 (edited 2021-04-17 06:29:43 )

Jimmy Kimmel was alright back in the day when doing the Man Show with Adam Carolla.... and then became unbearable

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Reanimated Jesus 2021-04-12 18:39:26

I watch this twice and I swear that I subscribed to you

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Big Guy 2021-04-27 16:29:03

Honestly the last third of this video speeks a lot to what america is today

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Quim Marsal 2021-05-09 13:33:52

Jimmy Fallon just earned my respect

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Wizard Master 2021-08-09 12:23:39

Yeah but from what I’ve heard he talks about trump now, but idk if it’s true or not. Plus he kinda talked about trump by making trump jokes here and there, but not nearly as much as the others.

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itsLuna 2021-04-13 21:58:27

Still a brilliant video, but one of the few things I disagree with hard is the idea that so few americans are blatantly racist, because as someone who live in a semi-rural area, there are racist asshole EVERYWHERE, much of my family included. The point still stands though that there are more pressing problems and most race issues can be greatly helped by fixing class issues in general

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Aaron Simmons 2021-04-12 00:12:44

Who is Jimmy Kimmel? I always thought he was Tony Stewart

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chadbailey30 2021-04-23 15:52:16

Jimmy Kimmel is a show I'll watch if the remotes across the room.
It's not bad enough to get up and get the remote but isn't good enough to watch if I had that goddamn remote!

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Sebastián Petruška 2021-04-30 11:23:31

"Capitalism breeds innovation"
The innovation:

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Tyler K. 2021-07-11 22:44:46

GO BACK GO BACK!!!

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trash 2021-07-17 05:02:18

Capitalists be like: That's innovation!

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MsZsc 2021-07-31 01:28:33

wha

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MyCure049 2021-08-26 04:05:18

Innovation follows a similar process to evolution, meaning that there will be plenty of products and ideas that will fail due to being useless and redundant while others become successful due to being revolutionary and useful. This process of course, is driven by the competitive free market.

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Tyler K. 2021-08-26 12:53:01

@MyCure049 Agree 100%

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Lizzy Trip 2021-08-28 07:37:49

@MyCure049 so how about that innovation with Internet Service Providers, where other countries have internet that is 7x faster than ours (South Korea). Or landlords who literally buy properties to raise the price of property to be too high for average Americans so they are forced to rent and spend vastly more money on borrowing a house they can basically get kicked out of any time than they would on their own home if land lords didnt exist. That's some real innovation right there.

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MyCure049 2021-08-28 12:12:22

Lizzy Trip The first example, that being South Korean Internet providers, shows innovation as they are out competing they’re American counterparts through quality of service and pricing. The second example could lead to innovation if other landlords provide lower costs and higher quality of service in order to outcompete their more stingy counterparts. However, if there is a trust or a monopoly of sorts in that part of the market, than yes there won’t be any innovation since there isn’t competition. Remember, I’m taking about a free market, not unrestricted Capitalism.

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Lizzy Trip 2021-08-28 15:39:26

@MyCure049 they arnt out competing, there is no competition for ISPs here in the US because there is a trust

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MyCure049 2021-08-28 19:44:18

Lizzy Trip Well there you go then, there is no innovation because there is a monopoly. Monopolies hinder the free market which limits competition and thus innovation.

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John 2021-04-11 22:42:28

This is what we need today, opinions like this. We ran out of problems in like 2010 and now we're just making up our own.

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Shataneek Bhattacharya 2021-04-25 17:05:21

The Junkman theme hit me in the feels. Good video which I saw coming for Jimmy. But the Junkman theme, that's some good stuff.

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Noah Vaterlaus 2021-04-17 03:35:37 (edited 2021-04-17 19:10:28 )

I like how this man completely described 20 20 and 2021 Republicans when he was trying to bash liberals, it's like he was seeing the future

Edit: I am not a liberal, or a republican, both parties are stupid

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ׂ 2021-04-17 18:05:52

Happy that your brainwashing is still working:)

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Noah Vaterlaus 2021-04-17 19:08:49

@ׂ I'm referring to the complete disregard for factual evidence that Republicans seem to be having these days, which is how he described liberals

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Noah Vaterlaus 2021-04-17 19:09:24

@ׂ a lot of what he's at is correct, I'm only talking about the complete disregard of factual evidence

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Swaggoffosaur Munchakoopas 2021-04-27 06:12:04

22:26

Oscars viewership was just under 10 million this year, so yeah

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Actic 2021-05-08 12:41:14

The ironic part about is that the 2:58 mark is funnier than the entire 2:51 joke

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Lizard wizard 2021-04-18 10:37:31

I know it might seem like no one actually likes jimmy kimmel himself, but I saw the comment section for a compilation video of him crying and... I just totally lost faith in humanity. There's MILLIONS of people liking and commenting, praising jimmy, saying he's a Saint, it was baffling.

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Oshwaflz 2021-04-11 10:39:51

24:45 gotta love the creases in the flag and seeping levels of soy coming off of the bearer

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Dagbert Williams 2021-04-23 12:34:30

Not sure if this aged well post-Covid. The Trump presidency was every bit as bad as the deranged liberals insisted, if not necessarily for the same reasons. I think a better tack to take was Kimmel's long history of latching on to trends for self-promotion. His Man Show was essentially Trump philosophy on television.

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J M 2021-08-11 15:28:58

could you explain why Trump's presidency was "bad and deranged"?

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J M 2022-01-17 14:36:50

@Liam McNicholas How would you have done the pandemic differently?

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Coelho Vinicius 2021-04-09 02:57:52

Clicked for the whatevers, stayed for the liquid tension experiment.

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DaveInSnitchel 2021-04-28 16:09:14

People like him are the reason why I'm conservative.

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RemixedVoice 2021-05-13 11:50:26

People like him are the reason why I'm a far leftist. I hate centrist libs more than conservatives; at least conservatives don't pretend that "both sides" can work together lol, and think they're enlightened Centrists

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grateful dead 2021-06-14 00:09:02

@RemixedVoice centrists are basically watered down conservatives

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Smitty Vaught 2021-04-14 18:36:05

This video represents everything I stand for

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Ariel Lorusso 2021-04-22 06:28:33

"Maybe it will be easier whit your mouth"
Do you see blind people reading whit the mouth?
Cause i dont

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Rob R 2021-04-30 01:10:23

I wouldn't take moral advice from a guy who left his wife and kids the moment he got a network TV show.

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SJ 2021-04-16 03:44:33

honestly this is the viewpoint of the average american, but put into great words.

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Microman Channel 2021-04-12 12:07:16 (edited 2021-04-12 12:08:57 )

"gun violence in america is an incredibly complex issue with no definite solution" Just go Australia's way or something like that? gun licenses? I seriously do not understand the argument that it would not almost / completely remove gun violence. But that's just my view.
Good video overall though, i agree with most of your arguments.

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 07:43:55

(I don't like free and un-vetted gun ownership! I'm saying this now to remove all doubt)

It's difficult because unlike Australia the right for access to firearms is written into very the foundation of the country

Australia never had such an privilege granted by its government to the rest of it's citizens become a right therefore it was easier to put the restrictions

Rights are guarantees from the government that it must provide to it's citizens, a privilege is something that you are offered in good faith

That's why it's so difficult to offer up changes, there has only ever been one change to an existing amendment (the 18th prohibition) and even then it was extremely difficult and time consuming

So you can imagine trying to downgrade a right into a privilege will be met with intense scrutiny and criticism from all sides

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 12:15:52

Clicked for the rewatch, stayed for the comments

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Caroline 2021-04-19 13:38:15

Yup!

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Disciple of Dagon 2021-05-09 10:21:04

The comments aren't the gold here. It's the god-damn reply threads. The salt must flow.

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Retro Man1 2021-04-11 12:22:02

3 years later i agree with about half of this video still.

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andreiiik savvv 2021-07-29 17:05:24

Only half?

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The Artisan 2021-04-25 15:11:50

He's literally an amoeba

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TheGloriousPotato 2021-04-19 05:02:04

3:32 I never knew how cursed Magikarp is if you mirror it. (Fins are mouth)

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FreddyFozzyFilms 2021-04-12 21:51:07

ah finally, a bypartisan issue

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TheTwig 2021-05-05 07:27:40

Finally. A YouTuber who isn’t afraid to share their opinion.

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Fonky Fesh 2021-04-21 19:28:59

Careful you might make him cry again if he sees this

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peytonbrown2000 2021-05-08 20:35:01

My number one thing a job application should never ask about race because why does that need to be asked. No one deserves to be treated different because of ur race RACE SHOULD NOT MATTER

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Lewis Yeadon 2021-05-05 14:36:56

The only good thing to come out of the Liberal late night hysteria is the mass of Colbert edits

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Buck Strickland 2021-04-29 08:36:48

If I ever see Kimmel in public I’m decking him on the spot.

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Supreme Leader WOKE 2021-04-25 09:54:35

Does anyone else remember what that Stormy Daniels controversy was about? All I remember was it being another case of Trump’s supposed infidelity. I honestly met some people who liked Trump more after those allegations came out.

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Lucky Cherry 2021-11-06 11:29:59

If I remember correctly, it was that he used some of his campaign money to try to make Stormy Daniels shut up but then she didn't.

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Christopher De Klerk 2021-04-14 13:28:46

Get this man to the infirmary, he's delusional.

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Eccentriastes 2021-04-17 22:33:26

The thing I find most puzzling about this video is the "this is why liberals keep losing and why everyone hates liberals" line as if liberalism had become this overwhelmingly unpopular thing. It hasn't aged well now that Biden won by basically being not Trump, but even in 2018 it's not like liberals/Democrats were being consistently dominated; it's just that there was currently a Republican president. And that president didn't even win the popular vote in 2016. Liberals are the majority in the US, not fringe extremists.

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Noah 2021-08-10 18:15:38

Yeah, his video made a lot of good points. But, ironically, he's missed some very key points. Several of my family members and people I've worked with through the years have demonstrated blatant racism. Like just horrible things. To pretend it's not an ongoing issue is ignorant and regressive.

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fredo69ism 2021-04-25 19:01:58

legit watch this religiously

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The berk 759 2021-04-28 03:50:39

AHMEN brother

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Augustyn Waz 2021-04-21 00:18:12

I feel like I just got my ass handed to me with this video holy shiiii

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Parker Dylan 2021-04-18 20:15:45

I love that this is an unbiased opinion thank you so much brother

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Jahim Uddin 2021-04-24 19:03:38

That Quinoa joke could have been funny if it was executed properly.

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Jessie Inez 2021-04-20 07:18:15

This! Is! ...ART!

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Maximus Longus 2021-04-21 09:35:38 (edited 2021-07-10 10:59:48 )

The point on educational spending is just plain wrong. Yes, the spending per pupil has increased. But corrected for inflation, it actually has gone down.

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Western Ohio Interurban History 2021-04-21 01:09:27

The North Korea and State Of California comparison is great.

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MASTER-OF- EVIL 2021-05-19 12:12:04

I live in California. The comparison is shockingly accurate

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MK Gaca 2021-06-30 19:51:09

i dont understand it that much- can you help me? Sorry if this is weird-

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Western Ohio Interurban History 2021-06-30 21:02:41

@MK Gaca In North Korea, people are propagated with anti-american values, and general hatred of the United States. In California, professors are often Marxists (communists/socialists) who call America racist and often teach that the United States is terrible.

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trash 2021-07-17 05:09:33

@Western Ohio Interurban History California and North Korea aren't communist? North Korea's Juche is closer to fascism(although it does call itself communist to make the lower class complacent) and California is just liberal to the core.

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justaname 2021-07-28 15:16:21 (edited 2021-07-28 19:22:40 )

@Western Ohio Interurban History I think you're confused about the meaning of "think about it". Liberal is not the same as communist, by a long shot. and North Korea is not communist, nor were any of the Soviet block countries. Autocracy and forced collectivism are not really what it's about. But yeah, it's always cool to throw "Marxist" into the conversation.

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Western Ohio Interurban History 2021-07-28 21:37:35

@justaname liberal and communist mean two different things, however the term "liberal" has changed meaning.

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justaname 2021-07-28 22:02:03

@Western Ohio Interurban History It might have. However, my point is that these two things run orthogonal to each other. And there are many liberals, many of which are not as vocal as the ones that are referenced here. I just find it ridiculous to pretend like some very loud people are supposed to represent the majority. It's also ridiculous to pretend like criticizing certain aspects of one's country makes a person into North Korea level propagandists. Or that "the left" (again, a very broad stroke there, but oh well...) sided with North Korea. Nuance is missing from many a conversation online.

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Lizzy Trip 2021-08-28 07:32:38

I live in texas, high school taught us that the civil war wasnt about slavery, and it keeps getting worse. California isnt as bad.

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the brain 2021-04-17 13:58:08

11:43 I disagree this has any meaning because it makes it out that everything is biased but you have to remember that negative news gets more attention this is a misleading statistic

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Phads 2021-04-21 10:33:56

Who's here after he interviewed a woman who can make seagull noises lol

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Ash 2021-04-20 11:30:28

if you rounded up all the male TV presenters that appear on YouTube, you could make the most average middle aged white male movie where they play golf and listen to Neil Diamond

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Zawamin 2021-04-12 09:07:23

Vid went a bit off the deep end with that last bit, luckily he's stayed off the "political commentary" in later vids

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Moly 2021-06-30 01:39:31

Yeah, sounds like something a 19 year old kid would write lol. Like, englightened centrist stuff.

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Joseph Pasquini 2021-04-19 02:43:36

Agree with mostly everything, but Kobe was proven innocent

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The Brociopath 2021-04-15 15:44:39

It's 2021 and he still continues to make himself look even more stupid with every new unsolicited appearance.

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Swag 2021-05-03 19:33:11

my favorite part was the lemmings :)

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CheapGlass 2021-04-28 03:42:16

"Race relations isn't a big problem now"
Well...

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Dirty Bong Water 2021-04-28 09:59:36

Still isn't, just because leftist media says something is true, that doesn't make it true

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CheapGlass 2021-04-28 15:15:26

@Dirty Bong Water Yeah, but when over 100 000 people are protesting racial injustice all over America, I would say that race relations are a bit strained rn

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Dirty Bong Water 2021-04-29 07:21:03

@CheapGlass I guess that's true but in practice I haven't seen any of it IRL, then again I live in Texas. The media is really trying it's hardest to promote division amongst us though, Martin Luther King would be pissed, that's for sure

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CheapGlass 2021-04-29 15:20:57

@Dirty Bong Water I never really thought about it like that. Since I live in Liberal Canada, most people talk and support the riots. I just assumed that everyone thought and talked about it the same.

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Raptorsified 2021-05-03 13:16:06

Aw man, this is not where I expected to be reminded of Kobe today.

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Marco Andrade 2021-05-07 01:47:57

This video was not at all what I was expecting lol

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bonk 2021-04-12 04:52:41

the political babble on these shows reminds me of how a youtuber would promote their sponsor, except with better acting.

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IIISW ILIII 2021-04-26 01:21:55

Fallon makes Kimmel look like Robin Williams

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Bat Man 2021-04-26 16:17:24

it's a daily show ffs...insufferable yes but going deep into his comedic stuff? lmao

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Danno Wanno 2021-04-17 02:20:28

Jimmy Fallon all the way

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48 Waffles 2021-04-12 05:07:51

Other than Seth, and Colbert the biggest liberal host ever

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Moe Foe 2021-04-19 14:44:15

I KNOW!! I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH MY SISTER BC I SAID IT'S NOT VERY FAIR TO JUST SAY "wHiTeS Are privileged" AND SHE CALLED ME RACIST!! WHAAAAT, look honestly I can't have a political conversation without being called a racist!! I know a openly racist anti semitic man and I have had far more respectable conversations with him, it's insane the point we've gotten to

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Lizzy Trip 2021-08-28 08:21:44

Put an ethnic sounding name on your application and apply for the same job you have. You're 60% more likely to not get a callback. While saying you're racist for not understanding how the average white person gets a leg up is far over exaggerated, saying white people have no advantages is inaccurate. Though the real thing that is disadvantaging most people of color is lack of- and denial of intergenerational wealth. (Another note- poor white people are also often hit by the same things that disadvantage communities of color. Racism isnt as much of a problem as class divide.)

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Bro7 Plays 2021-04-17 11:22:39

Wow.. I'm watching you more often friend. Where has this video been for the last 3 years.

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Gabe Lipsitz 2021-05-08 20:50:30

This video aged both extremely well and extremely poorly

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Gabe Lipsitz 2021-05-08 20:52:10

“Race relations are not a problem in America” 😬😬😬😬 might wanna take that one back chief

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Gabe Lipsitz 2021-05-08 20:54:59

Jimmy kimmel is an absolute clown tho

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Eralia A 2021-06-12 11:26:44

@Gabe Lipsitz Well when media pundits make it seem that way, and it influences others to take on this mindset. I'd read stuff from Colin Flaherty and Brett Weinstein for actual factual perspectives.

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SirTeensy 2021-05-09 03:42:46

10:57 a little to optimistic buddy

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Jonathan Hall 2021-04-29 14:01:13 (edited 2021-04-29 14:01:41 )

6:10 Hey what's Boardwalk empire doing there. It's HBO

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Saùl Tipre 2022-06-05 10:09:43

It's also pretty great

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Yo Inc. 2021-05-04 04:34:53

EmpLemon's soapbox

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the brain 2021-04-17 13:53:26

With hindsight referring to anti trump movements as "angry" and "outraged" when the other side can't accept he is lost and attempts a coup. Tbh America needs to grow up

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Klongu Da Bongu 2021-05-02 13:16:54

America needs to grow up
"My side is better than your side"
Nice

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Y4 Head 2021-04-30 03:27:11

"America's worst enemy" c'mon man N. Korea is weaker than me

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John Johnson 2021-05-01 09:35:27

Jimmy Fallon is the same way and Colbert is all about politics late night tv is unfunny and unwatchable now

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Jeff Gates 2021-04-24 02:24:58

Lol I'd like to see how emp feels now that the cheeto was ousted.

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The berk 759 2021-04-28 03:55:05 (edited 2021-04-28 03:55:24 )

Probably he wouldn’t care but still be annoyed that the late night hosts are still complaining about trump!

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TEMPLE7D 2021-04-21 18:58:35

I like him actually. Can’t stand Jimmy Fallon.

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V V 2021-04-11 20:42:18

Complains about kimmel talking about politics, than keeps talking about his politics throughout the whole video lol

Classic

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 12:13:53

What? You realise, that he was not talking about his opinion, but Kimmel's opinion and just facts

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Snuffy Wight 2021-04-18 21:39:20

Oh, Jimmy ain't so bad. I remember Jimmy from The Man Show when he was allowed to be Jim and not Jimmy Kimmel TM.

His first solo show failed so hard and so unfairly that he probably only thinks that being that basic mainstream sell out was the only way to success.

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YELNΛTS 2021-05-09 03:35:10 (edited 2021-05-09 03:45:04 )

11K people are either bots, or want to die on the hill of “muh can you do better?,” OR “muh EmpLemon shouldn’t be making political content.”

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SaltWaterAquifer 2021-05-08 19:54:27

"People who annoy you"

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2016 Silverado 2021-04-18 10:21:37

Oof, hopefully emp is a bit more educated now... really like his videos.

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guy Likesweed 2021-04-16 14:13:33

bro couldn’t help but shove his political views down our throats when talking about prime-time comedians doing the same thing lmaoooo

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slab 2021-04-19 13:34:31

i really hope these arent still your political views /:

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Belmont Secondary 2021-04-22 19:59:11

Fr

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B JH 2021-04-10 18:23:31

your focus is on jk. apply your exact same philosophy to ALL chat tv

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Parker Mesmer 2021-04-30 23:17:49

Let's be honest for a second
Late night television during the trump administration was " Laugh at Orange Man"

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Patrick McLachlan 2021-04-19 00:03:30

This is exactly what Noam Chomsky was talking about with the propaganda model

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McQuack 2021-04-12 12:33:27

8:19 oh i missed DR. BEE

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JetStream S76 2021-04-18 13:33:38

Look, I don't like trump and all the stuff he has done, but I also don't like hearing and talking about the guy I don't like. And all this "so and so won and now so and so people are mad" can be said for both sides. MSNBC, Fox news, they are both contributing somewhat to the divisions of these current times. This sort of paranoia is the effect on 20th century war and how no one wins in a war. The cold war is a major time when Americans started to become more paranoid, but the full effects of decades of war started I 2016. When the election tipped the Americans of the cliff of separation and paranoia. These news channels and TV shows are the people who help divide us and profit off of it. And I think emp lemon's political opinion towards the trump side can show how a man who tries to show facts instead of opinion could half of Americans liberals or racist. I don't really get butt hurt over what a random dude calls me, but the comment section of this video is just a battlefield of red vs. blue, "racists" vs. "liberals" it's just a mess how f#cked up the American people have no trust with one another, "I mean why would I trust my president if I can't even trust my local Karen to wear a piece of fabric to stop a BIOLOGICAL WAR."

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-14 21:39:42

I agree with most of the sentiments in this video, but the comment about representation is the exception. Representation of minorities in media is important because we're fucking sick of media pretending we just don't exist. It's nice to actually see a character that we can relate to rather than the same exact straight white people as always.

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Boy Yoi 2021-04-14 23:24:17

What do you mean relate too? There is no difference between white and black people.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-15 00:06:12

@Boy Yoi Yes, there is. Barring the obvious physical differences, there are also cultural differences.

On top of that, I'm not only talking about racial minorities. I'm trans and it's fucking infuriating that popular media still acts like we don't fucking exist. I'm a generally lonely person, so I really enjoy media in which I can see myself. That's made so much harder when there's so little representation for people like me.

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Boy Yoi 2021-04-15 00:53:28

What is transgender?

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-15 00:55:49

@Boy Yoi When you're born as one gender but want to be a different one. That's the oversimplified explanation.

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Boy Yoi 2021-04-15 00:58:56

You can’t change your gender, you’re born who you’re. It’s not a choice

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-15 01:11:15

@Boy Yoi Again, it's not that simple. There's a difference between a person's gender and their sex. Gender is a part of a person's identity while sex determined by chromosomes.

It's unwise to make such definitive statements on things you don't understand. You didn't even know what transgender meant and now you're saying it's made up. If you don't understand it, do some research instead of just writing it off.

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 11:59:25

Alright, if in my favourite film, there is no blonde hair blue eyes guy, am I being misrepresented? Don't you think, that there is a problem, where media tries to shove minorities just so they are there? I honestly dont have a problem, when for example a fact, that a character is gay actually changes the story.

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Potto 2021-04-15 13:08:03

Nope, theres a difference between tokening and actual representation. Representation is:
Black panther.
Black green arrow characters.
Tokening is:
Adding black characters for the purpose of only saying "hey we've got a black character".

Nobody needs representation, we need to shut up and get along.

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-15 13:18:10

@Potto Dude, what are you saying? The first part is exactly what I said and then you immediately contradicted it. You said there's a difference between representation and tokenization, which we agree on. Tokenization is bad, representation is good. I don't see what the issue is.

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Boy Yoi 2021-04-15 14:30:02

@Elijah Jacobs that’s exactly what I’m saying. You’re born a certain sex and you’re born a certain gender, sometimes they’re the same some they’re not.

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Zaid Lacksalastname 2021-05-08 08:46:49

Liberal or not, politics shouldn't be forced into humor

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:p • 5 years ago 2021-05-04 17:48:41

26:56 what interview was this? I want to watch the full thing

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Allen Blake 2021-04-24 05:20:18

Hey kimmel you'll never be a Johnny Carson or David Letterman I can't believe how producers can have a show like you on tv

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kyle malachowski 2021-05-09 16:39:35

This video has aged like a fine wine

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Joris van der Heide 2021-05-03 14:02:58

I think you'd really like this dutch program called 'Zondag met Lubach' unfortunately it's in dutch tho

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Andrew Shannon 2021-05-08 19:45:11

When I look at the photo beside the sub count sometimes I see shadow the hedgehog. Help.

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no one 2021-04-17 04:54:53

The bee is the same design as my school's logo, very cool. 8.14

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Driax 2021-04-13 17:35:15

Thanks for this video

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TheIndieGamesNL 2021-04-23 19:01:25

I agree moral narcissism is disgusting

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HankTheMiltankTV 2021-04-08 20:11:57

best video uve ever made

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Arnab Chakraborty 2021-04-14 12:48:28

he imposes his political views and makes fun of people who don't agree with him.

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Yukon404 2021-05-07 22:08:10

God I'm happy I don't live in America lol

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Kingstown 2021-05-01 21:44:06

Blue Champion theme lmaooo 27:50

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Wade Hartranft 2021-04-23 01:21:29

I don’t think even Jimmy Kimmel even likes him self

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Feva67 2021-04-12 23:32:59

centrists are so weird

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Chad Thundercock 2021-04-22 03:05:58

He's insufferably unfunny

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Noellelovespandas 2021-05-02 13:48:08

Well there’s probably about 5k jimmy kimmel fans look at the dislikes

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Stew Puddy 2021-04-10 23:16:21

He sure is a hypocrite.

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Alex Knox 2021-04-11 01:07:37

Jimmy Kimmel is the best!!!! Man show forever!!!!!!

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 12:14:46

Ok mate calm down

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Crusader Cigs 2021-04-29 04:55:47

Agreed on most part but just think you down paddle on most of your statements. "I don't like (insert thing here) But-" keep to your opinion and don't back peddle it makes your points weak and hold way less wait. I am republican if that matters.

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slapshot09 2021-04-30 18:58:45 (edited 2021-04-30 18:59:18 )

So this is why republicans can't Compromise on literally any issue

Also it is weight not wait

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Gagawag Fishtuner 2021-04-20 03:19:22

I just now found out Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are two different people.

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Nicholas Cage's Mandolin 2021-05-09 08:48:05

Two really terrible points in this video, men in general don't sexually assault women, racism isn't an issue in the USA.

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Connor James 2021-04-16 04:19:30

Somehow Seth Meyers' show is worse

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Evan Edwards 2021-04-21 17:53:48

Video aged like fine wine.

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Blaze404 2021-05-05 17:52:00

@WALKER HARDY lol kobe dead

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ZenoTheMeano 2021-05-22 19:51:40

Aged like damn milk.

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supremechaosbeing ت 2021-04-22 02:09:04

Honestly, more LGBT representation would be nice, but it’s not the most important issue.

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Jessie Inez 2021-04-20 06:42:27

😂😂❤💯

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TEMPLE7D 2021-04-21 19:09:46

Glad trump is gone honestly. So now you don’t have to worry about this.

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Holden Bell 2019-04-25 23:00:46

"Trump won't last past May"- post Mueller report. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Buzz Lightyear 2021-04-20 00:16:00

7:05 the view be like

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Omar Sabir 2018-06-05 16:49:18

Damn this dude literally made a content cop on jimmy Kimmel great video tho subbed

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TB 7788 2021-04-22 04:19:15

haha orange man bad

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I am the Walrus 2018-04-24 15:22:10

Well now I respect Jimmy Fallon a lot more for not shoving his political views in the show. Wow I never thought I would say that

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metalmugen 2018-05-08 20:44:34

I am the Walrus IKR

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Project MKPepper 2018-05-14 12:07:16

Same. I mean I fell in and out w/liking Fallon but now I can honestly say I like the fact that he’s politically neutral or silent about it on his show.

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Kavya Sundar 2018-05-16 20:18:41

PolarizeMe he said he's not interested in politics and he genuinely doesn't know anything about it

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Project MKPepper 2018-05-16 20:45:18

Kavya Sundar Even better. At least he’s honest about where he stands on politics.

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Kavya Sundar 2018-05-16 20:58:57

Exactly, Kimmel is just so hypocritical. I really didn't like how he used his son for political reasons. Yes, I do feel bad he is suffering, but that's not the way to go about it.

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TOASTEngineer 2018-05-20 07:32:43

He's so unfunny and annoying, but he's such a genuinely good guy!

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Big Guy 2021-04-27 16:19:06

17:10 what the fuck

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STRIFE_45 2018-05-04 09:07:59 (edited 2018-05-04 09:10:52 )

It was never about helping the Poor the sick. It was about giving them crumbs so they could stay in their ghetto, welfare, sanctuary cities, and away from suburban and upper middle class neighborhood. Try being a minority moving in to those gated communities, and see how the restrictions get much more difficult. Those are your democrats paying your ebt so you stay away.

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Big Sukie 2018-05-14 19:37:24

STRIFE_45 The gated community part, sure. But they're trying to make sure that every single neighborhood has a certain amount of "diversity". They want the Ghetto to spread into the middle class neighborhoods.

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relix7373 2019-01-12 04:52:14

I don't care about the politics, i just think late night shows in general suck. They're not funny.

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Chris Li 2019-02-01 05:19:27

you dont care for politics? i mean ok don't cry when your roads are broken or when you don't have the police to call for help.

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Monophone 2019-02-18 06:47:11

@Chris Li I mean, I would say it's a fair point. Politics is always to some degree involved in our daily lives, and affects pretty much everybody. The thing though is that I just wish that things weren't this divided. I wish that we as a society are more able to act like rational adults than just blame everybody else for our problems and divide families divide relationships divide people all for the sake of their ideologies. I'm sick of any division, I'm fucking sick and tired of every ounce of this bullshit and either way if I vote I would feel that I would be outnumbered by a million fucking dumbasses on both opposite sides of the spectrum and that I would be caught between cyborg lizard cthulu monster in human flesh Hillary or sort of brash and isolationist Trump that really ain't what I want either. It's like "Do you wanna die by every nail and limb on your body slowly removed until you slowly bleed out or would you like every bone being trampled on my elephants?" either way it's fucking painful. Idk if I rambled, I mean I'm pretty sure I did, it's just point being that it's getting mentally exhausting and I don't know who to trust anymore. It feels like every one of them could be lying on either side.

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Alexandre 2019-02-28 06:46:13

To be fair, I think what relix7373 meant is that politics should be discussed (seriously) by qualified people, not comedians or talkshow hosts.

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Void of Space and Time 2019-03-06 20:00:18

@Chris Li the roads broke anyways. mate

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JF Productions 2019-03-16 01:00:44

relix7373 what about the Eric Andre show and space ghost?

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Joe Sans 2019-03-18 21:01:22

I T ‘ S C U R R E N T Y E A R

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Purgatory Basement95 2019-03-20 19:10:46

JF Productions those don’t really count they’re more of a parody of a late night talk shows

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TFrills 2019-05-16 06:31:07

@Monophone You're right. That's why I don't vote. it;s fucking pointless. We need to rise up and take the country back by force.

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Sans Spiritus 2019-05-16 11:07:15

TFrills, have you read animal farm? If we take the country back by force, what's stopping it from becoming a totalitarian dictatorship?

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TFrills 2019-05-16 17:24:00

@Sans Spiritus yeah I read it when I was 13. Great book. Sometimes a think a dictatorship is exactly what we need. Ignorant brainwashed "voters" can't be trusted for shit. Even if the democracy is genuine, the process is far too slow and the problems we face require swift action. I believe there is a time and a place for various governmental structures. A transition can be made back to democracy once our immediate problems are addressed and the system is fixed. Might take several decades before that though.

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TFrills 2019-05-30 19:42:50

@Vox3l-Gl1tch WRONG. Very few people are capable of understanding my higher level of perception. I see life from a holistic view. If you could truly see things without bias, you would agree with me.

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TFrills 2019-05-30 23:50:06

@Vox3l-Gl1tch I try not to talk about politics in my everyday life because very few people understand. Here's an example for you. All the presidents have been puppets, handpicked by the puppetmasters - owners and top management of multinational corporations and other members of the 1%.

Secret societies with ancient roots have persisted to this day and have planned and orchestrated every event in our nations history as well as events around the globe. They consolidate power and wealth and are the source of our income inequality, especially here in California. They control politics with their wealth and influence.

Voting is a joke. They control the whole voting pool. No party is trustworthy. The masters won't let anyone into their political administration who isn't a verified, handpicked member of their group. I doubt they would even be allowed to run for office if their views were too extreme.

These are my theories on the US political system and the reason why I don't vote.

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TFrills 2019-05-31 00:00:40

@Vox3l-Gl1tch I'll be honest with you though, I voted for the first time last year for the California governor. My grandmother really wanted me to. It was Gavin Newsom vs John Cox.
Newsom didn't write anything on the voting book, but Cox had an incredibly moving and inspiring short essay that blew me away. Being stoned at the time, I vibed with it so thoroughly that I wept. I felt like the illuminati had read my mind. "How could this be?", I thought.
They had to be using big data collection systems that have been collecting over the years to try and pick candidates that are more aligned to the target demographic they are trying to reach and manipulate. I'm actually a digital marketer, and the similarity between marketing and politics is disturbingly similar.

Either way, i voted. And I voted for State and local propositions for the first time too. I will NOT vote for president though.

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TFrills 2019-06-02 21:39:03 (edited 2019-06-02 21:39:19 )

@Vox3l-Gl1tch BTW you'd be surprised how many business owners actually agree with me. And if they don't, I know when to shut my mouth and just play the game. That's how I thrive as a professional without compromising my beliefs. I just slowly feel things out. One business owner thoroughly agreed with me and even showed me evidence that 9/11 was perpetrated by the US government.

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TFrills 2019-06-03 01:32:03

@Vox3l-Gl1tch Isn't it obvious? For an excuse to go to war. The middle east is a pivotal location for modern resource extraction. It's becoming more of an international trade zone as China looks to build the silk road project. Saudi Arabia and Israel are also key partners that expect support from the United States, but the obstacle is the democratic system, which they manipulated.

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TFrills 2019-06-03 02:38:18

@Vox3l-Gl1tch There is proof. Look for it if you want. I have better things to do than explain it all myself.

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C 2019-06-03 23:07:14

@TFrills You're the one quoting things from people who don't know or care about you. Do you also like repeating common phrases to prove your points? come on. Have an original thought.

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TFrills 2019-06-04 00:26:53

@C Only person who cares about me is my grandmother and she's close to death. I know no one cares. The trouble is, I care. I care about the whole planet. I care about future generations. I have love for humanity that humanity doesn't deserve or show me back. Sure, I'll curse at people and call them idiots, but I still have love for them in some form. There are very few people I actually hate.

By the way, every story has been told and there are no original thoughts. At least I don't blindly listen to the mass media. I come up with my own fucking ideas. There isn't a single person that I fully agree with or base my views off of.

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Carter Noyes 2019-06-06 03:14:43

Toxic

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Finny Jam 2019-06-30 13:57:28

Current year jokes are always funny

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Carter Noyes 2019-06-30 21:51:00

Unless they aren't.

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Kade Daivis 2019-07-14 21:40:58

Spoken like a true chad

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Lawrence 2021-04-13 18:15:47

Crazy how 2017-2018 is when I became a republican... this aged like a fine wine

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Dumbass 2020-02-01 07:47:47

The kobe bryant thing was a bit of a stretch and you know that. It's clear that something did go down in 2003 in that hotel room and that the media brushed it off. But kobe is the only person accused of rape to give out a formal public apology the way he did, and it's clear that his statements which are against what any lawyer or advisor would suggest are well intentioned and honest.Of course it all comes down to whether you personally take it as truth or not, but you can't just throw that in there as a point against Kimmel. I hate all late night television shows, and I like this video and most your vids but dont sneak kobe in there like that. RIP

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Garfield 2020-05-29 21:24:37

Oh boy oh boy I sure do hate Mondays.

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OLD colonslash 2020-06-01 05:45:57

A fresh breath of non-political air. Thanks garfield!

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Garfield 2020-06-01 08:09:28

@OLD colonslash Thanks! Do you got some lasagna on you? Ha ha ha.

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Someone, I Guess 2020-06-04 02:23:12

Thanks, Garfield!

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Catfish#3 2020-07-07 10:08:18

My king

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Ur mom Part 2 2020-07-07 12:50:38

hehe funny cat

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Poop Fart 2020-07-11 23:06:02

Garfeld

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bip bong 2020-07-12 21:49:32

Heha thanks Gaffold, I sure do miss you

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Jayden's Lap top 2020-07-13 10:35:41

Garfield orange cat Boyo I have some moldy lasagna.

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TooManyCharacter 2020-07-23 19:37:23

I miss you, Garfield. Why did you leave me?

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Ginger 2020-07-28 22:07:49

Garfield

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mxrxt 2020-07-29 00:45:11

you should watch STORROR. Might change your mind. (they upload every monday)

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Asbestos Fish 2020-07-30 16:55:55

Six hundred and sixty seventh like.

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Swiftail 他媽的臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) 2020-08-10 16:50:02

Heya garfield

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Hide The Pain Harold 2020-08-13 13:39:42

Do you think the president is racist Garfield?

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Southdraw101 2020-08-13 22:02:13

@Garfield Garfield for like GoRefEiLd hehe gotem

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Vadernation 123 2020-08-25 17:51:27

Hell yeah it’s America’s favorite fat lasagna loving cat. How’s odie?

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Proxi Protogen 2020-09-06 14:51:31

insert laugh track

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Southdraw101 2020-09-06 15:20:31

@Proxi Protogen GaRfEiLd

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TheOneAndOnly 2020-09-09 00:13:51

@Garfield how much you willing to pay up for lasagna?

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Ju 2020-10-03 23:11:04

Ha ha odie sure is annoying! Haha

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TheSamuel 2020-10-04 05:34:53

Hey what’s that cats name from Garfield?

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Garfield 2020-10-05 20:17:51

wow so many replies. this sure is garftastic

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Kake Robertson 2020-10-05 20:54:30

OMG garfield is that you!? Quick, go on my channel, I have the undeniable proof you have been looking for that epstein is still alive!!!

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Cheech Marin 2020-10-10 14:17:55

garfelf

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Ace marvel 15 2020-10-12 23:35:23

Don’t we all lasagna man?

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Garfield 2020-10-14 18:54:38

@Lindsey P Hello!

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Hunter Hartman 2020-10-16 20:23:01

THE MESSIAH IS HERE

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Mr. Bones 2020-10-20 15:57:43

Do you think the president is racist, Garfield?

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Henrik Tamminen 2020-10-21 20:09:22

XD

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Jesion Geronimo 2020-10-25 15:56:58

Dam you made me laugh Garfield

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Dog Cam 2020-10-29 23:21:44

He said the thing

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Jack Timmons 2020-11-06 02:41:47

I agree with this guy

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James Max 2020-11-11 23:27:23

POGGERS!

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Lard Lover 2020-11-13 21:31:57

Lol

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Wally Limwicks 2020-12-12 20:38:49

@Garfield Oh Garfield you goofy cat you

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Geenathine Sincklair 2020-12-22 07:12:32

That's discrimination against mondays, how dare you

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sam 9786 S 2021-01-28 21:12:03

Lasgnana

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A Elias 2021-03-01 10:39:11

You don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism.

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Encarra Sen 2018-04-13 08:29:38

I want this to get so popular that jimbo has to draw attention to it on his next show

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TheZags18 2018-09-29 20:40:11

You make some great points, but I just have two complaints. The first is that you don't have to be rich and powerful to get away with sexual assault, in fact I think most people do get away with it, depending on how mild. In addition, race relations aren't not a problem just because Obama was elected president. There are still a lot of issues as to how people judge others based on their race.

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Casey 3-P-O 2021-04-25 18:21:13

Do more nascar

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HoodieLeft Boi 2021-01-18 08:50:21

You should see Kimmel’s Instagram, literally every other post is about Trump

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Joe Schmo 2021-02-06 23:54:51 (edited 2021-02-06 23:55:00 )

The guy isn't even president anymore wtf

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White Wolf 2021-02-10 14:50:54

He's more persistent than a toxic gf

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Quantum 2021-02-11 20:25:01

Idk why he's got such a hard on for Trump lol. Maybe he's got a crush on him

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Zach Hill 2021-02-18 00:46:37

Trump’s got free real estate in Jimmy’s mind

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Chad Sponge 2021-03-01 09:52:47

"Please come back. I have even less material without you!"

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Carson Lee 2021-03-04 06:10:50

And all Trump talks about is Obama.

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-06 16:08:59

You should see trumps twitter account, Oh wait you can't lmaoooooo

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Zach Hill 2021-03-06 23:23:01

@PoisonBannana ok

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MRCHOCOTACO 2021-03-07 00:50:11

@PoisonBannana bad b8

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-07 02:07:56

@MRCHOCOTACO COPE M8

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MRCHOCOTACO 2021-03-07 02:10:14

@PoisonBannana jew

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SuperSaiyan Zero 2021-04-03 20:46:26

@PoisonBannana weak bait lol

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The Artisan 2021-04-25 15:13:39

He's got a mancrush

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-25 17:55:34

@The Artisan just like trump had on Obama?

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The Artisan 2021-04-25 18:03:23

@PoisonBannana yes. They're all in it together

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Alyssa Alyssa 2021-04-28 00:21:59

@PoisonBannana Twitter is wack anyway. Jack dorsey lost millions of dollars after he banned Donald trump. So I wouldn't be laughing

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Alyssa Alyssa 2021-04-28 00:23:44

@PoisonBannana trump never bought up obama as nearly as much as Jimmy Kimmel. That's not even comparable.

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 03:35:48

@Richard V. Lmao, I'm so emotional. That I'm here defending my idol to death because a stranger made fun of him on the internet.. LMAOOOOOOOO that's you btw.

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 11:20:04

I mean it's pretty obvious you're new here looooool

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 13:36:01

@Richard V. Fact are insulting? LMAOMAMOAMOAOMAOMDFSAMODOMF

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 14:41:40 (edited 2021-05-04 14:42:13 )

@Richard V. Bragged? Rubbing it in your face and bragging are similar but they aren't the same thing lmao. Then again. You are a trump supporter. Things like this get passed you, Quite often too i'm sure. Lul

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 18:13:56

@Richard V. fucking lmaoooooo the more you struggle the more funny this gets.

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-04 18:21:20

@Richard V. libawal scawy lmao

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-06 00:03:17

@Richard V. lmao dude keeps quoting liberals.

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Lame game guy 2021-06-23 22:05:09

@Twiffy Games what politics does to a man

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Sean Slaysean 2021-04-11 21:09:59

Why watch kimmel when Fallon exists?

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 12:13:08

Why watch talk shows when you have a functioning brain?

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Sofia Arango 2019-03-04 17:02:49

banning guns will surely work, just like banning alcohol and drugs worked perfectly fine

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puppy dog 2019-03-14 03:21:47

Reminds me of a over extended debate I had with mom
"Oh hunting rifles are fine but you dont need a high power assault rifle "

.....5.56 is weaker than a typical hunting cartridge like .308

"No it's high power and you dont need it"

.....1 no 2 why not

"You just dont"

....why

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Average Hummer 2019-03-16 09:18:59

Just look at the great succession of the prohibition and how there are no alcoholics in America anymore! Oh wait..

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puppy dog 2019-03-16 19:16:57

@Justyn HaLl actually that's explicitly the argument that you rely on wholeheartedly

So by all means continue to whine and cry about how Banning things makes it magically go away

despite the means of producing almost any band item or substance being readily available to the proletariat

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Grugg 2019-03-17 09:26:15

Remember when Chicago made gun laws incredibly strict? THATSHOULDWORKOUTPERFECTLYFINE

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Grugg 2019-03-17 09:30:52

@puppy dog thats a bad thing when it comes to anti gunners, they'll just keep saying the exact same thing louder and louder until people start to agree. When you call them out on neglecting details or flat out lyingthey will just cite "them crazy hill billies think we're tryin to take their guns away" or "did you know there were 355 mass shootings in 2016" (which is based of a source from reddit that news outlets picked up for some reason and the parameters where 3 or more people being injured)

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Dycedarg's Elder Brother 2019-03-19 20:25:33

Guy with gun: hey guys, check this out
>bang
All three: ow, my ears hurt, that was really loud
CNN: today there was YET ANOTHER mass shooting leaving three injured but in stable condition

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Jesse Brol 2019-04-05 22:51:44

You dont consume guns. Guns arent addictive. Banning guns wont work that easily but this aint the reason why

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YouNeedHealing 2019-04-20 21:11:28

legalizing drugs worked juusssssst fiiiiine in Canada and nobody is dying from opiods so guns will definitely not kill people either </sarcasm>
honestly no wonder you're circling the drain if you think throwing fire at fire will work if your house is burning down...

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Sofia Arango 2019-04-20 21:26:39

@Jesse Brol Weed isn't addictive either yet people kept using it after it was banned

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Jesse Brol 2019-04-20 21:29:43

@Sofia Arango Weed addiction is very real

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SuperMaDBrothers 2019-04-21 03:42:39

Then why will banning Muslims work

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Ilkka Rautio 2019-04-21 07:58:37

SuperMaDBrothers Bc our leaders dont have balls to do it. Theres no halfhearted attempts, root islam out completely!

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Noah Jacks 2019-04-25 17:34:42

Ehh. Uk and Australia are alright so no it would be fine

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VeryPeeved 2019-04-27 00:03:30

well, prohibition has never really been tried.

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Hellish Cyberdemon 2019-05-01 00:50:03

@Noah Jacks yea you guys are totally alight arresting comedians and fining people for make jokes and banning a person from entering the country because it might upset some muslims yup you guys are totally fine

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Hellish Cyberdemon 2019-05-01 00:50:24

@VeryPeeved yea it was in 1921 and in the 1980s with the drug wars

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VeryPeeved 2019-05-01 00:54:23

it was joke, a snowclone of the whole "communism has never really been tried" shlock.

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Hellish Cyberdemon 2019-05-01 01:16:05

@VeryPeeved well it was a shitty joke but ok

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Nicholas Heilig 2019-05-05 16:52:46

Yea but it would make it less accsessible for crazy and confused tenns

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Colonizer-Chan 2019-05-05 22:32:19 (edited 2019-05-05 22:32:30 )

@Nicholas Heilig >things you cannot legally buy until 18:
ciggs, guns.

teens already cannot own them.

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Colonizer-Chan 2019-05-05 22:33:20

@VeryPeeved not really a good joke when banning of alcohol was a literal amendment to our constitution

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Colonizer-Chan 2019-05-05 22:34:23

@YouNeedHealing two things,


(you)


SHALL

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Wowhow Bizarre 2019-05-06 05:22:08

Well it did work until it didn’t 😂

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Nicholas Heilig 2019-05-06 05:40:28

@Colonizer-Chan yes but he can take the one from his father for instance.

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TimTomTimothy the 2nd 2019-05-06 20:19:25

The overly true sarcasm is overwhelming.

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Colonizer-Chan 2019-05-06 20:36:45

@Nicholas Heilig
and kids can take their parent's car when they ain't looking. it is still illegal in both senses. do we take away what people can have or assume good parents are responsible enough to keep kids from doing this?


at some point, laws are ineffective. gun control is no different (unless you want this country to collapse quickly, like me, then please, go on). go be an authoritarian somewhere else

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deliziöse Tiefkühlkost 2019-05-06 20:54:36

Over here in Europe there have been a tiny little less school shootings

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deliziöse Tiefkühlkost 2019-05-06 20:57:37

@ManSpeakOut well according to the UN the US has not the highest form of free speech

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TheRealRCG 2019-05-06 21:57:54

I'm ur 400th like!!!

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Definitive Dubs 2019-05-08 09:17:10 (edited 2019-05-08 09:29:28 )

I don't understand why gun fetishists have this idea that unless a solution 100% abolishes all gun crime forever across the nation, it's not a worthwhile solution. As if such a solution could ever exist. Like, yes, obviously people would still find a way to get guns if guns were banned, but the vast majority of mass shootings are committed by legal gun owners, who did not go crazy and buy guns to kill people but rather decided to use them since they had immediate access. It's unlikely that they would be willing to risk buying guns off the black market if that immediate access did not exist.

To say that a banning of gun sales to ordinary civilians would not reduce the number of mass shootings per year in the country would be absurd and patently untrue. Factually, yes: there WOULD be a reduction. And that's all people are asking for. It's just not the solution that you want, because it takes away YOUR privilege. Ask yourself which is more important: helping to prevent the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of innocent people every year including children, or being able to own such a tool of destruction yourself, for the sake of "the safety of your family"? (Hint: You don't actually care about that. You just want a gun because you like guns, guns are cool, and you get off on the idea of being John McClaine.)

Don't get me wrong, gun violence IS a complex issue born out of all the things EmpLemon mentioned, but solving all of those things would take a complete societal restructure. It would take probably 50 years to solve things like gang violence and poverty, and that's being extremely generous. But banning guns and taking guns away from civilians who don't have a hunting license, and aren't/weren't military or law enforcement? We could do that overnight.

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ferret 2019-05-14 05:14:58

@Justyn HaLl I understand your frustration. You can cure it with a bucket of water; stick your head in it, and once the bubbles stop, you'll be relieved of your frustration, guaranteed <3

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[Elephant Ghost] 2019-05-15 18:42:14

Definitive Dubs
People have suggested banning any assault rifles. Many people

So I’m sure not many people are just going to give them up. That leaves felony contraband within the hands of millions of Americans... then people will start copping felonies for having illegal firearms. Prison ain’t cheap

Police would have to dedicate more resources to this errand. It could turn into another war on drugs scenario

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Emanuel Tefera 2019-05-21 01:46:07

667, perfectly fine

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Definitive Dubs 2019-06-01 23:28:21

@TheBuragi Way to show your tribalism and complete dismissal of any nuance or consideration for other opinions.

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Definitive Dubs 2019-06-02 03:02:07

@TheBuragi Strawman, ad hominem AND tu quoque. You are just on a roll with these fallacies.

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Burkutace27 2019-06-02 10:49:53

@Definitive Dubs "But banning guns and taking guns away from civilians who don't have a hunting license, and aren't/weren't military or law enforcement? We could do that overnight."


Doing that in America would be a very, VERY bad idea. There are many thousands of Americans who expect, not fear, expect the government to turn tyrannical at any moment. How do you think they'll react when armed police turn up at their doors demanding they turn over their guns?

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Definitive Dubs 2019-06-05 23:19:29

@Other Gopher Australia banned guns. Name one mass shooting they'd had.

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Definitive Dubs 2019-06-05 23:47:25 (edited 2019-06-05 23:47:43 )

@Other Gopher You said "banning guns does nothing". Australia proves that wrong. Who the fuck cares if they're an island nation? The point is less people are dying. Their homicide rate has decreased tenfold since the ban. Don't sit there and pretend that gun crime would not go down with a gun ban, because it factually would.

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Definitive Dubs 2019-06-06 00:58:14

@Other Gopher That would be because they border with states with very lax gun control laws and so we have gun trafficking across state lines. If you actually look at the data, 2/3rds of guns recovered from those states were actually acquired in other states. Maybe do a little research before you start throwing bullshit arguments into the open.

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Stopreadingmyusername 2019-06-11 20:22:57

@[Elephant Ghost] there are more guns than people in the US. It wont turn into another war on drugs scenario. Who is going to confiscate them? The police? In the eyes of many the police wouldve just become enemy agents working against the bill of rights and the constitution. How do you think those people will react? 100 million gun owners in the US. If just 1% of them decide to fight back, well now they have an army equal to the 765k state and local and 115k federal police with arrest powers. Whose morale will break first in that situation? Cops arent robots, theyre living human beings with families who didnt sign up for that. Eventually theyll just quit or outright refuse to do it. Then what? Will anti gun supporters be the ones to force them to give them up? Like physically force them?

You use the military on US soil and then it becomes a civil war. Thats illegal and youre using the military against the american people en mass to violate the 2nd amendment, which was put in place to allow the people to fight back. The number of gun owners fighting back would be well over 1% at that point. Not to mention that most military would eventually betray the ones telling them to do that, since many of those who understand the importance of guns were in the military.

All that tech would be useless. You cant enforce a police state with drones or tanks, youd need soldiers on street corners to do it. We ran into this gigantic issue in Iraq and afganistan.

Lets not even get into the logistical and geographical nightmare that would be. The US is very big and very spread out.

A lot of gun grabbers fail to understand the absolute number of guns in the US and the mentality of many gun owners. They fail to understand that enforcement of those laws requires people and theres a limit to what those people will put up with. There is no more well armed group of people in the history of mankind than the US citizenry. It isnt even close. Even the most well armed military on earth, the US military with about 3 million guns is still outnumbered 100 to 1 in terms of total weapons. They might have better weapons but they have much fewer numbers and theyd be stuck in a situation where they dont know who is civilian and who isnt.

Molon labe "come and take them" is the mentality many hold

"You and what army" is the truth of the matter. Are YOU going to go up into the woods and root them out?

I dont want that to happen. Banning guns would kill way more people than it could ever save.

It's presented as an option when it never was an option to begin with.

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[Elephant Ghost] 2019-06-11 23:51:50

@Stopreadingmyusername


I literally dont support gun control lmao.

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multilad816 2019-06-13 19:45:27

Don't forget banning abortion and plastic bags

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0g0mogos EPİK World 2019-06-19 23:00:24

ManSpeakOut dont mind if I mc carthiism

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0g0mogos EPİK World 2019-06-19 23:14:04

Daniel von Strangle you americans are really funny. You really think either everyone is good or bad. Sometimes its just gray. Not every single imigrant is a terrorist. Some of them are and its concerning but you cant just label everyone as a terrorist. İts like saying every white person is racist.

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adham aziz 2019-06-20 16:02:56

Let's ban sexual intercourse before marriage too nobody needs that

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Sorzin 2019-06-21 18:07:36

Well it did. The majority of Americans didn't drink Alcohol during prohibition.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 19:52:34

They shouldn't be banned but it should be harder to get them. A 18 yr old who has autism can get a gun in less than 2 hours in America. If someone likes guns they should be able to get them but they should be harder to get.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 19:53:55

@Sorzin they did. Illegal bars called speakeasys were opened. It dramatically increased organised crime and lead to the creation of many mobs.

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Puffy_jr 2019-06-23 19:58:40

@0g0mogos EPİK World we don't think everyone is a terrorist but it seems the rest of the world just sees us as bad people. He clearly said he doesn't want his tax money going to immigrants not deport all of them because they're all terrorist.

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0g0mogos EPİK World 2019-06-23 20:57:44

Puffy_ninja thank you for clarifying things :)

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David Smith 2019-06-29 12:42:49

Who wants to ban guns?

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Kilroy 2019-07-03 19:28:39

Just ignore the countries that did ban guns and have no gun problems

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Garrington Sr. 2019-07-06 03:02:06

Sofia Arango GUNS GUNS GUNS GIMME MY GUNS IM NOT SAFE WITHOUT THEM

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snorf 2019-07-06 05:33:18

Banning guns will mean that only criminals can get guns now. You think criminals follow the law?

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David Smith 2019-07-06 12:29:24

@snorf I have to ask, who wants to ban guns?

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David Smith 2019-07-06 12:30:45

@Garrington Sr. For a lot of people, having a gun or two around gives them a sense of security. What's wrong with that?

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Peter Carioscia 2019-07-08 12:55:50

Just look at the cities with the strictest gun laws; San Fran, LA, Chicago and NY. Perfect utopian cities.



Just ignore the fact that they have the highest gun violence rates in the Nation. Their gun control laws are working PERFECTLY.....






/S

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Matias Araya 2019-07-09 04:50:15

Can some americans tell me why do you think your country has so much gun violence and why do you like guns so much?, I've always been fascinated by how much you love your guns, never seen it anywhere else (in the developed countries at least).

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jsweeney7359 2019-07-09 17:49:07

@Matias Araya it's due to how our nation was founded. We had to rebel against Britain to gain independence because the british government was tyrannical. Americans feel that if we don't have weapons to defend ourselves with, we won't be able to fight back against our government in the event that it becomes corrupt and tyrannical.

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Matias Araya 2019-07-09 18:07:22

@jsweeney7359 Damn man, wasn't your Independence on 1776?, I think it's time to get over it, I don't think you could fight your government unless you were able to buy a tank.

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jsweeney7359 2019-07-09 18:13:31

@Matias Araya we can't buy tanks to defend ourselves, that's why we desperately want our guns. It's really the only thing we have to defend ourselves with

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Matias Araya 2019-07-09 18:23:05

@jsweeney7359 I feel like the gun problem in USA is a consequence of collective paranoia. You Americans are paranoid about too many things. It's not really the people's fault though, more like the media and your government, and religion a bit.

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jsweeney7359 2019-07-09 19:17:50

@Matias Araya the media is terrible here, the news is very political biased and they exploit mass tragedies to support their political agendas. Talk Shows also have the same problem. The problem in America is that the media is political biased, (both rep and dems) which leads to a them vs us mentality, which in turn leads to extremism. AKA, nobody compromises in this country and its hurting this country for the worst. This would normally not be a problem because the mainstream media is dying, but for some reason silicon valley companies like Facebook, Google, twitter, etc. bend the knee to the media.

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Hellish Cyberdemon 2019-07-12 22:40:11

@Stopreadingmyusername thank you for that im screen capping this for latter use.... YOU are awesome

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Long balls 2019-07-15 13:26:37

@Allan dude at least try to refute his point

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Andy Jones 2019-07-15 17:06:38

Well I’ve hardly hear of mass shootings in Europe where guns are banned.
There’s a difference between banning guns and banning alcohol and drugs- there is clear short term positives to using those substances!
With banning guns it may relocate crime to another location eg knife crime, however this will be far less catastrophic than gun crime.
Thanks for listening to my tedtalk X

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Uplift25 ‘ 2019-07-15 20:20:52

Can we just calm down :| I support guns but I don’t want an argument

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My Dog’s Name is Lucy 2019-07-16 21:19:35

Nice false equivalence.

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Picture Of A Cat 2019-07-16 22:17:13

@My Dog’s Name is Lucy Is it? Criminals will always get their hands on what is banned to the public: guns, drugs, alcohol, etc.

I don't know if you support banning guns, but lets say you do: that means you would try to disarm law abiding citizens, maybe you will get some criminals but the majority of the later will just slip through the cracks. So, you are just endangering the common public and cutting away their rights just to push your virtue signaling.

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My Dog’s Name is Lucy 2019-07-17 00:24:05

@Picture Of A Cat I don't support banning guns. The idea that making it harder for guns to get into a criminals hands won't don't anything just doesn't make sense.

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Picture Of A Cat 2019-07-17 00:47:16

@My Dog’s Name is Lucy That's the thing, it won't succeed, no mather what you do, you will end disarming the wrong people.

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My Dog’s Name is Lucy 2019-07-17 01:14:06

@Picture Of A Cat Obviously gun violence will never fully stop but the scare tactics about gun laws doing more harm than good are delusional. Multiple countries can attest to this. We Americans just simply love our damn guns too much let's be real.

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-18 02:49:27

@YouNeedHealing yes but us banning drugs is increasing our already large prison population

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-18 02:54:19

@Sad Crustacean why of course!

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-18 02:55:24

@deliziöse Tiefkühlkost go away this is america

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Justin 2019-07-18 05:59:40

Yep, because guns have the same addictive qualities as drugs and alcohol.

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Definitive Dubs 2019-07-18 16:57:07

@Unknown Brazil is a third-world country. You had serious issues far before guns were banned.

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Normie 2019-07-21 07:20:49

People who want to completely ban anything know the least about that thing. Period. They just sell themselves that it’s bad and they never bother to do research.

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Xera 51 2019-07-22 04:26:24

Ah yes, US citizens guns would surely work on military-grade equipment! Also, people act like the US Government going tyrannical would happen in a vacuum. They seem to completely ignore the fact that the UN exists.

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-22 22:53:09

@Definitive Dubs thats exactly what would happen no citizen or hell even police officers in some cases could do anything to stop gang lords from taking over if theyre the only ones to have guns

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-22 22:55:47

@Xera 51 thats rare most are commited with pistols you know like the ones some of you dont want to ban... now that i say this youre going to want to ban all guns if you didnt already

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Xera 51 2019-07-22 23:26:33

@Auramaster 206 What are you even responding to? I said that the general US population could not defend against their government, no matter what guns they had. However, if you could give me a source to what you just stated I would be delighted.

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Declan Stoeckel 2019-07-26 05:51:39

@Grugg Remember how the states surrounding Illinois have some of the most lax gun laws in the country, or the fact that with Illinois as the sole outlier the states with the highest gun violence rates all have less gun regulation?

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Declan Stoeckel 2019-07-26 05:51:53

The fact that you are comparing guns to dangerous addictive substances is not exactly helping your argument.

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Declan Stoeckel 2019-07-26 05:52:26

@puppy dog Because... why do you need a gun?

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Die Kommunistische Kiwi 2019-07-27 07:36:44

it worked for all of civilized Europe and for Japan

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Die Kommunistische Kiwi 2019-07-27 07:44:23

@Jesse Brol no it's not

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puppy dog 2019-07-29 04:27:32

@Die Kommunistische Kiwi yea thats why the yakuza own the police ...it works great ...for arming criminals and creating easy victims


i recommend looking up the works of professor parabelum or Luty to get an idea of how well arms control works

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Logan Gantner 2019-07-29 20:41:31

I'm not for banning guns, but these things fall into completely different categories. It's a stupid argument.

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Evelyn MacKay-Barr 2019-07-31 06:08:48

Sofia Arango considering prohibition was mainly supported by women who were getting STDs/being beaten by their husbands coming back from brothels and bars, at least that ban helped some people.

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TM 2019-08-01 08:43:41

The alternate universe already banned memes here in US, people completely went apeshit, 2nd civil war happened then it turned Mad Max then sooned it went so SO bad that THAT alternative universe ceased to exist.
So that's why there's no such thing is alternate universe in real life.

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puppy dog 2019-08-01 23:43:22

@Evelyn MacKay-Barr yea it helped some people like al Capone and boot leggers

You know upstanding citizens eye rolling emoji

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Putrid Moldyman 2019-08-02 13:36:55

@Justyn HaLl
Thats just an objectively stupid thing to say

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Putrid Moldyman 2019-08-02 17:02:05

@Eddie
You say while not actually saying any reasons why theyre bad

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goo tar 2019-08-04 05:38:49

And murder, and suicide, and drunk driving,

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BankaiKid079 2019-08-04 16:30:32

this has all aged well

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TheCosplayKing 2019-08-06 09:29:35

@Xera 51 the UN's military forces are 90% the US military. To us they are the same thing.

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Nathan Clark 2019-08-07 01:00:00

Definitive Dubs Its not just a privilege, it’s a constitutional right. And yes, guns are bought to protect. I’ve had to use a gun to defend my girlfriend myself. It’s a Ruger GP100 .357 Magnum. And the question is not “ask yourself which is more important, people’s lives or your fetish”, it is more toward “do you want to defend your right to bear your arms or let the government who we just so graciously trust (sarcasm) overrun us.” We could just ban all people affiliated with Islam too. Offended? Well why would you be? It would save many lives at the expense of Muslims living here. I’m not saying we should, I’m making a valid point. And I would love to see whoever you refer to as “we” taking away others guns like it’s soo easy “overnight”. It would be the the biggest outbreak of civil war this country has ever seen. Why don’t we ban cars? Cars kill people more than anything ever right now. “Ohhh maybe we should make people get a license” yep, we have laws and regulations now and the fatality rate is still higher than guns. You think that if you do the same, it’s gonna help a lot? Again I don’t agree with banning cars either but it is a valid point. And why do you trust the government so much? Law enforcement? Seriously? And the whole purpose of the right is to defend ourselves from the tyranny of the military or law enforcement.

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C Ando 2019-08-07 12:06:25

@Noah Jacks yeah theres been like 100 stabbings in england this year and in australia there are still mass shootings by fbi or cdc (i dont remember which one) definition and as a son of a not too law abiding citizen of australia i have seen him and his friends with illegal guns but this was a while ago.

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I Refuse To Pay Taxes 2019-08-10 16:32:05

And now its august 2019

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Lace 7 2019-08-10 22:37:31

It’s a bit different, people don’t need to use guns everyday. Many countries with strict gun laws have no issues from those laws, except less deaths and massacres. Or is that what you meant?

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literallyGLaDOS 2019-08-11 19:24:43

no one wants to ban guns tho

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احمد عماد 2019-08-13 00:34:33

Banning this stuff will need a country with an actual government and law's so yeah that will never work in America

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vernicegirl8987 2019-08-13 07:29:35

Not everyone should be able to access guns this easily. I don't get why people don't understand that,

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Doc 2019-08-13 09:06:20

Atleast we got nascar from it.

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Azhari Arif 2019-08-13 15:52:56

Banning drugs, guns and alcohol does work in a small country. But not America, really no.

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leemur 2019-08-13 20:03:17

Here's the problem with the whole "We just restrict who can get guns" argument it's impossible to tell what someone's going to do with a gun or anything else for that matter, the whole thing with the current gun control laws in the US if I remember correctly, is preventing the mentally ill and those with criminal records to get weaponry as easily or in a lot of cases at all.

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Thomas Jackson 2019-08-15 07:19:22

@Jesse Brol Addiction isn't real at all.

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Thomas Jackson 2019-08-15 07:20:41

@Blackman JPEG You mean the police in Europe who won't investigate grooming gangs or punish violent crime perpetuated by a certain demographic because they're afraid of being called "racist".

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Joe Jr. 2019-08-20 00:40:15

@Grugg Remember how its super easy to get a gun in the states bordering Illinois? Yea its not that hard to get guns into Chicago because the of laws OUTSIDE of Chicago. And most people aren't making the argument to ban guns. IT SHOULD BE HARDER TO OBTAIN ONE. Theyre to readily available. Theres more guns than people in this country. You want a gun? Fine, it should be licensed just like an automobile. Theres many common sense gun laws that can be put into place.

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RAYSERNAXO 2019-08-24 19:00:16

Guns, drugs, and alcohol are totally different

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Derailed Amazement 2019-09-01 14:46:34

i always heard youtube comments were the ultimate hub of stupid shit, and today I have seen that to be true

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John Protagonist 2019-09-03 15:14:38

I mean.....there is no gun violence in europe

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Lucas S 2019-09-08 03:09:17

Banning guns in the US isnt going to do jack-shit.
It doesnt matter if it stops SOME shootings, the problem isnt the guns. The problem runs much deeper than the weapons.

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Drowns In Kool Aid 2019-09-16 00:28:39

@Declan Stoeckel
1. Maybe I'm crazy but I'd rather a shootout than an execution.

2. And I'm sure Phil would appreciate the same critters in a small town not killing his chickens/ducks/geese/calves/any other small animal susceptible to coyotes or the sort. Probably also be glad to not have their trash shredded and their feed wasted by raccoons, opossum, and other varmints.

3. I can also agree here, hunting isn't as much of a necessity these days but ruling it out as some ancient technique that's useless is just ignorant. There are so many more lessons that people can be taught by hunting. It's a timeless practice and one that shouldn't be discouraged, as long as it's legally performed. Definitely some middle ground to be reached here.

4. Guess you never heard of how the US started? British soldiers, British king overstretching his rule on British citizens, overly taxing British colonists, firing upon British civilians... yeah it's what sparked our country to be what it is so writing this off as well is just ignoring history.

5. I'd say the people with self esteem problems with guns aren't the ones to fear. It's the ones who do anything illegal with them, the ones who don't follow laws. And efficiency depends on the gun, I mean what's more deadly - a baseball bat or a .25ACP pistol? Shoot me with the .25 any day, I'd rather a wasp sting than a clobbering lol
Okay, immature mode over, sorry :P

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Oɾαɳɠҽ 2018-04-07 22:01:44

This is the new content cop lmao

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Super_ShaG 2018-04-08 11:31:07

Jimmy definitely deserve one

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NinjaMan86 2021-04-16 22:27:28

Libertarian much?

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A Person 2021-04-21 03:04:33

9:09 seriously? You had to use the racist scheming Jew as your base for that picture?

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Ollie Does Art 2021-04-25 09:24:26

Yeah I completely missed that when I watched this two years ago. There's a couple other "haha Jewish people = bad = funny" jokes in here. imo puts him on the same level as Kimmel. At least Jimmy's shitty orange man bad stuff wasn't rooted in the attempted extermination of "inferior" people.

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Seb _ 2021-10-27 22:26:31

Left a sour taste in my mouth too.
Its a video from the edgy times of Youtube, at least i hope thats the reason

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:13:38

@Ollie Does Art yea think most of his audience was like on the “right-wing, liberal destroyed, Ben Shapiro wannabe” when this video was uploaded. It was 2017 after all and most of those edgy teenagers seem to ether have change or left after a lack of political videos

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Eris 2018-05-23 02:28:58

Regarding 30:18 , while I see where you're coming from in a lot of things, don't confuse the importance of how fiction can influence the real world. Writers and directors, animators and audio designers have to take into account culture of the times with their movies. While Jimmy Kimmel is basically Hollywood's biggest rectum of commentary, remember that that Hollywood often hires many more much more culturally tuned and SMART people to the stories that hit the big screen. Jimmy Kimmel is just one of many dickheads in the bunch, don't screw up his commentary with real commentary in fictional movies.

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Sandy Ross 2021-01-06 10:43:33 (edited 2021-01-06 10:45:58 )

To me it makes sense to rip on the president for threatening nuclear war, but I agree that people should've come up with something better to do than constantly talk about Donald Trump.
I think that he's an incompetent oaf when it comes to being a world leader, but like him or not, try to do something other than echo the words of people who agree with you back at them and be an arse to those who don't.
This is a good video.

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Hail Ghidorah 2021-01-19 02:29:26

Agreed with literally every word.

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Diego Estrada 2021-03-04 04:16:20

Biden now threatening with a war with Syria...
Lmao

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Kenneth 2021-04-17 12:30:47

thanks leafy

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Viper 2018-06-02 18:50:15

I just found this video, and wow, shit's changed.
My dad actually works for JKL, and I've met the guy. He's like any Hollywood personality out there. Seems really detached and doesn't care when you talk to him. Never really bothered me, it's Hollywood. He wasn't funny, though. He just made some shitty joke about something I can't remember.

It's weird, because he and my dad both share this anti-Trump hatred. There's no real logic behind it, either. It feels like this sorta situation where it's just "trendy" to hate Trump. That's modern television. Colbert has ran into this same issue where his jokes are just based on Trump. What happened to comedy? Why is everything so goddamn political?

I've had this on my mind for a while and I felt like bringing it up here.
Incidentally, my dad also wouldn't stop parroting everything Kimmel said. He'd record every episode on DVR and I guess he just listens to him (also to see his own work on it which I guess I can't blame him on).

I don't speak to my father for personal reasons, but if I ever do end up talking to him again, I'll probably show him this video, lol.

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Alberto Navarro 2018-06-02 19:23:22

That Roseanne Barr segement is also kinda different relevant now, considering.

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Viper 2018-06-03 09:03:04

Because to people like Kimmel and Colbert, it's what the people want. It's the "in thing". You know how YouTubers kinda keep doing the same shit over and over and get loads of views because of that? That's the same effect we're seeing here. Trump gets made fun of because he's a brash President who isn't afraid to speak his mind.

I have to say, this entire video hits the nail on the head with everything here. I agree 100% with it. Like EmpLemon, I'm not even a fan of Trump, but people aren't willing to give the dude a chance when he actually does something within reason and logical. Because it's Trump, they wanna make fun of him because he seems to be some sort of poster boy for "hate speech", whatever the fuck that entails.

I've lived around shit like that for years, I know exactly where that was going with it. Like my dad and Kimmel, who would praise Obama and talk about how amazing of a president he was, wouldn't ever get as angry or as condescending about Obama, but for Trump, that's out the window. Why be tolerant if he's a bigot?

On that note, too, it's especially weird how Hollywood seems to chastise you if you have even a remotely conservative opinion/praise for someone like Trump.

It's an industry of flip-floppers who will do whatever they can to bring in financial restitution.
Huh, sounds a little bit like current YouTube now that I think about it.

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DoMiNiCk BrAdLeY 2018-06-17 15:14:48

Armen Reddy The only unbiased liberal on the planet.

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Michael Vessel 2018-06-24 17:38:25

Spencer Whiteway I 100% agree with this. There actually are really funny jokes and shots to be made at during this current presidency but all anybody says is “Trump is an orange” or “Trump is stupid” when there is potential for SO much more than that.

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Jale The Village Troublemaker 2018-06-30 03:41:23

Did you shown your dad the video yet?

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Jose Angel Monterroza 2018-06-30 22:23:42

Jale The Village Troublemaker yeeeeeeeeeeees i want to know too, but i don't think he will

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Tellurian Apostle 2018-07-01 04:26:30

Its only trendy to hate trump cause there are tons reasons to do so, new ones coming every day. Colbert also has consistently made fun of every president and his writting isnt as bad as Kimmel.

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Mario Badia 2018-07-02 17:15:39

Spencer Whiteway Wait? Does your have blonde hair? Because I meet a girl with your last name last week at the mall.

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Viper 2018-08-23 17:55:33

Jale The Village Troublemaker Nope. We ended up having an argument about Trump last time we did talk, though.
I quoted this video a fair bit, just didn't really have time to show him it, lol.

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Flargo Junior 2018-04-08 00:54:18

Is this video going to get a 1,000,000 views too? It deserves it.

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[Recluse] 2018-04-08 04:05:02

Youtube's algorithm doesn't recognize real shit. Only normie nonsense.

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Flargo Junior 2018-04-08 14:22:14

Yeah...

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Potatoman2134 2021-04-20 23:50:58

This video is the best

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Steve 2019-01-15 11:59:57

I agree with the video so far, wish you’d mention that Kobe was found innocent of his trial though. Kinda seemed like you were implying that he was a rapist. I get your overall point tho

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James Ainsley 2021-04-26 23:33:13

I never liked him tbh he's kinda mean for no reason.

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N Moran 2021-04-18 04:13:01

So who asked for your opinion might be an informative video but alas I am wrong again
Well count yourself lucky I didn’t make it more than a minute into your video before I commented and turned it off good job

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Azerith / Boxxed 2021-04-18 05:35:14

how old are you?

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segtendonerd64 2021-04-19 03:32:09

So the first minute was just Emp saying Jimmy Kimmel is terrible. Well unless you watched further, we found the world's only die hard Jimmy Kimmel fan.

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Id (No Purpose) 2021-04-29 14:07:13

i didn't understand anything you said

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INVA11D 2021-04-12 23:47:59 (edited 2021-04-12 23:48:11 )

Emplemon what do you think of trevor Noah?

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Spencer Berg 2021-04-27 08:27:39

If you can’t stand Jimmy Kimmel then don’t watch Jimmy Fallon... 10x worse

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Cloudy 2021-04-29 16:13:50

Conan is the best

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POTUS89 2018-05-11 10:32:32

Jimmy: By May? He's not still gonna be President by May!

Well it's May now Mr. Kimmel and guess what... Trump is still the commander in chief. So just keep complaining all you want in your attempts to change this country, because sadly it's not happening anytime soon.

I don't like Trump either but yeah Bender's right. All you and these other late night hosts ever do now is complain.

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Arisen Leaf comment inspector 2019-08-23 02:22:50

Remember that guy who did ytp’s?


This is him now, feel old yet?

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gavin j 2019-12-07 20:56:58

Did this dude actually make YouTube poop?? Lmao actually does make me feel old

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romans revenge The third strike 2019-12-08 00:07:59

gavin j kind of

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XXMODZ HAXSXX 2020-02-05 01:46:18

Yea he was like what 12 years old? Thats how old he was when he did his first ytp ever

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absurdious 2021-03-01 12:01:43

God, finally someone who sees Kimmel's show for what it really is: rhetorical, attention-seeking and manipulative

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Sweep 2021-04-11 18:19:32 (edited 2021-04-11 18:23:05 )

I think you would be surprised at the ammount of sexual assaults that go unpunished. I have heard from several female friends that it is almost a common occurrance. I happens on buses, malls, partys, bars, resturaunts etc. It doesn't have to be a rape or attempted rape to classify as a sexual assault. If a guy intentionally touches a woman in an innapropriate place without their consent then that is sexual assault and unfortunately it is very hard to identify the culprit on a crowded dancefloor for example.

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iBenjamin1000 2021-05-19 03:37:04

I've been scrolling through the comments for a while because there were a few things that he brushed over that just didn't sit well with me, and I wanted to see if anyone else had picked up on them. I have absolutely read enough anecdotal accounts to have reason to believe that sexual assault is a bigger problem than just powerful men in entertainment and other fields.

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Sweep 2021-05-19 16:06:44

@iBenjamin1000 yeah exactly. It's more common than most people think, unfortunately...

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Gemmygod 2018-04-07 23:56:31

I never cared for Jimmy Kimmel anyway.

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Dr Admiral 2018-04-08 04:04:26

I think he’s overrated

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OptimizticPizza 2018-04-08 12:38:43

Gemmygod pretty gouda i would say

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Ewan Mcgreggor 2021-05-01 13:12:26

His show is awful. He’s not funny. He has zero chemistry with his guests. He comes off totally fake. I feel this awkward cringe feeling watching him interact with guests. Conan, Fallon, Letterman, Colbert, Stewart, Maher, etc. all have real personalities, and interact with the guests in a way that feels like a genuine sit down over a beer or a glass of wine. Everything Kimmel does feels forced, and imitated, and it makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s like he’s only put there bc he’s the only guy willing to push whatever message or agenda they use him to push. He just comes off as this gutless robot with no mind of his own.

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Max Brown 2019-01-15 06:32:48 (edited 2019-01-17 06:42:04 )

im not sure how if you say "orang man bad" you automatically have a phd in political science

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Chris Li 2019-02-01 05:19:49

n-no one is saying that... where is anyone saying that?

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Coldfront15 2019-03-07 23:57:37

Chris Li it’s a meme.

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Andy Davis 2019-03-16 17:47:35

@Justyn HaLl
Funniness is subjective

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veryscaryreaper 2019-06-02 02:35:51

Andy Davis my name jeff

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SAVAGE TUNER 2019-07-10 13:23:28

@veryscaryreaper Mostly subjective.

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Tisbo 2021-04-26 16:12:08

6:55

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brandon shepherd 2019-08-11 02:52:30

I'am so proud of this man explaining whats wrong with "Entertainment".

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arafdi 2020-09-24 06:54:17

14:07 
"Celebrity culture in America is toxic-"

Laughs in K-pop stans and other countries' celebrity worship

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Stepladder 2020-12-10 13:32:33

Thos guys who have pillows of anime women, what are those guys called?? It’s scary to the point obvious fictional characters are getting this worship

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midzurugi 2020-12-13 20:52:17

@Stepladder sorry for the late response but you mean weeaboos?

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nic magtaan 2021-01-06 10:01:01

@Stepladder yet they feel harmless, they don't actually do illegal things and spread misinformation,
thier weirdness is detained only to themselves and people laugh at them yet, somehow, these people are very well be the safest and tame among others

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Random Dude 2021-01-08 23:07:32

Kpop is basically slave music lol

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Ctrl _ X 2021-01-18 18:29:46

@Stepladder
K-pop = Korea
Anime = Japan

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Stepladder 2021-01-30 01:14:26

@nic magtaan "harmless" lulz

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BT 2021-02-20 04:02:49

@Stepladder bruh the irony

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:38:47

I hear that there are celebrity temples in india. But I'm not sure if it's real

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Girly Kyuu 2021-02-22 16:19:45

The loudest fans of Kpop are American

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Abhimanyu Satish 2021-03-04 09:17:45

@Gagliardi Vex wait what

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Mesotolioma 2021-03-05 04:17:01

Honestly, celebrities are worshipped like gods across the world by different groups of people, big or small.

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Josh Woodferd 2021-03-12 20:32:22

2 things can be shit at the same time?

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Zetś 2021-03-17 01:56:13

Stanning kpop is still an example of toxic celebrity culture. Just because a celebrity isn't in America doesn't mean its not contributing.

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S'aint Charlie 2018-04-10 21:44:18

not even 10 minutes in and you absolutely destroyed him already. please expose more shit that goes on in our society oh great ytp meme master

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Haunted Propane 2018-07-02 18:56:48

Ive hated jimmy Kimmel for years im glad I stumbled upon this.

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Buttered Hippo 2021-04-14 02:40:18

I am a republican and i. like how well said this video was and how he tackled a big problem with the US media and left wing "cancel culture"

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Burgnut 2020-07-20 18:51:44

I’m glad that someone politically unbiased is talking about him

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abn100 2021-04-13 00:50:49

Damn I feel like you should have taken your own advice and kept your political views out of the video lol.

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Spagandhi 2019-08-03 21:25:34

I massively respect what Roseanne Barr said in the 26:00 clip.
It’s so moderate and nice. Only ideological zealots would want anyone to fail the nation. I wish more liberals would come back to her level

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Bilbo Boomkin 2021-05-06 07:48:35

A lot of good points... A lot of terrible opinions... Half decent vid

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Wolfpack Productions 2021-04-03 21:10:15

The only talk show I can tolerate is Conan O’Brien. And it’s actually pretty good

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M The g 2021-03-16 11:41:11

Jimmy Kimmel is the talk show equivalent of ytp.
Change my mind

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Yuval Biger 2021-05-11 03:56:28

Ytp can be funny. He can’t

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Blakenator9872 2021-03-13 08:28:18

This has aged like fine wine. Beautiful

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José Francisco Araya 2021-06-23 05:26:16

And just keeps getting better

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AholeAtheist 2021-08-26 00:21:45

LOL. Ok, stooge.

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Big Orca Boyo 2021-08-26 00:58:46

@My_school_email_Q yeah, thats why aged like bread and cheese. Some aged badly while some not.

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Big Orca Boyo 2021-08-26 00:58:57

@The Warden of Oz yes I am

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 01:08:31

@Big Orca Boyo y

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Big Orca Boyo 2021-08-26 01:15:02

@The Warden of Oz y not

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The Warden of Oz 2021-08-26 01:40:50

@Big Orca Boyo r

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The Warden of Oz 2021-09-04 00:12:51

@Big Orca Boyo u

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AholeAtheist 2021-09-08 21:05:31

@The Warden of Oz wut?

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Holo Rhul 2021-10-01 08:30:22

@The Warden of Oz who sayz I'm gay

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-01 10:11:30

@Holo Rhul why, are you?

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Holo Rhul 2021-10-01 19:35:28

@The Warden of Oz you ruined the bloody meme

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The Warden of Oz 2021-10-01 20:59:04

@Holo Rhul ghey?

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Russell St.Martin 2021-03-20 02:29:58

I'm glad there's someone out there who sees through the B.S. Keep us fighting with each other so we're too distracted to point the finger where it belongs. There's a two party system for a reason, and it's merely a means to an end.

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Soshi The Yoshi 2021-04-06 18:27:11 (edited 2021-04-16 00:34:26 )

You know those kids from the Halloween Candy videos who say Jimmy Kimmel is dumb? Yeah, they’ve got a point

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CoconutCake 2021-03-19 15:10:12

Maybe the real Orange Man was the friends we made along the way...

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Thomas Arnold Coe 2021-04-08 09:18:24

Over here in the UK, we are blessed we do not have the saturation of guns, and it is difficult to attain a gun, though criminals do succeed

One problem we do have in the UK, is a massive issue with knife crime.

If all the guns in the US were taken away, I am fairly confident what would happen is human aggression would shift from gun crime to melee weapons, knives, machetes, etc.

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Wizard Master 2021-08-09 12:22:00

Exactly it’s seems like people forget knives are used as weapons too.

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Emery Frink 2021-03-24 23:25:08 (edited 2021-03-24 23:25:43 )

me before this video: Well I haven’t watched that much jimmy kimmel but he seems like a decent man and I don’t see anything wrong with him or his show

me after this video: i want jimmy kimel in the fucking gullotine

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xEvilRaptorx 2021-07-06 11:56:40

In a way, this video is just as bad as Jimmy is. We are being told or convinced to dislike this person... letting this 1 video decide your opinion of him makes us just as bad as the ppl watching him.
I, for one, appreciate the info in the vid. And will keep it in mind in the future when I see the stand up bits from these TV entertainers

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Caleb Ervinmar 2021-04-04 10:58:09

This is legit the first time I've heard someone claim media bias and thought, "Yeah, I can see that."

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duck in gamestop 2021-04-30 06:48:46

Yeah, same

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J M 2021-08-11 15:27:44

First time?

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GraybeardGamer 2021-12-13 14:57:45

I’m happy for the breakthrough but how could you not have seen it long ago? That’s scary.

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Glizard 2021-03-09 14:57:13

although i don't like Jimmy Falon much i 100% agree with his decision not to focus on political humor

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Poras Srivastava 2021-04-06 10:39:36

I liked Jimmy Kimmel when I was 12 and then I grew up

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o0O-JD-O0o 2021-03-10 22:44:09

it is absolutely bonkers to think of all these americans going crazy over someone they have never met and no next to nothing about. it is a self centered attitude. me me me it is all about me me me . they just want to go tell all their friends that they were wityhin 80 feet of some famous person , as if that is something to be impressed about

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Q 2021-03-12 15:13:44

Imagine walking around with the name "Jimmy Kimmel"

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Skooter 1993 2021-03-26 06:21:55

I love how at 18:02 jordon peele an actual comedian looks so awkward after Jimmy told his “joke”

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yeeb 2021-04-12 10:35:04

It’s almost like jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny

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vest816 2021-03-20 23:45:39

I remember really loving Jimmy Kimmel growing up. But I think that was more because he was a better complimentary personality to others like Adam Carolla. Kimmel was great at being the sensible everyman in those bits, and seemed to be more along for the ride than commanding the show. But over the last two decades, he hasn't had anyone to play off of. As a solo act, Kimmel just isn't that funny. I figured his late night show would end just a couple years in, but, I'm about as surprised as everyone else who grew up watching him. It seemed pretty obvious just how much of a downturn Jimmy's quality took when he made the show mostly about himself, those of us already familiar with his potential and brand of comedy were eagerly awaiting his inevitable boot from a format that didn't fit him at all.

But it never happened.

So now in his effort to clamor for credibility among a new demographic of people, he's taken to grasping for sanctimoniously condescending bleeding-heart pandering. The very uncouth humor that made him a household name was now easy fodder to paint Jimmy a smarmy hypocrite, effectively killing his standing among those who created his television legacy. By refusing to die a hero, he became an embarrassment.

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RawBert Karlson 2021-03-31 21:30:25

Rosanne was, is, and will always be boss af. Nobodies perfect and everybody makes mistakes, but she's a fucking bad ass and she's been spittin truth for decades.

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Andrew 2021-03-21 19:45:56

This guy watched 15 minutes of Jimmy Kimmel and makes a 30 min vid on how he represents whats wrong with America lol...for real though Jimmy is unfunny as it gets

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CarterSauce Frey 2021-03-15 02:26:47

You can tell at 27:15 that the liberal audience was either not listening or they were sleeping because there wasn't any standing ovation like when they give it to Kimmel when he released carbon dioxide

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Others Sing puree 2021-03-06 11:52:53

I never thought I would respect Jimmy Fallon.

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Sam Barriga 2021-03-12 03:00:52

Fallon: fake
Kimmel: asshole
Canon: a beautiful saint who blesses late night television 🙏🏻😔❤️

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Sam Barriga 2021-05-06 04:02:27

@Klongu Da Bongu yes

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Poras Srivastava 2021-04-06 10:49:48

Kimmel is the combination of Fallon and maher. And does neither well.

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Frog Glen 2021-03-14 00:15:03

I can understand why Emp kind of regrets this video. It's mean spirited and edgy.


But I'm still entertained by it.

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Teej 2021-08-27 02:54:35

When did he say he regrets making it?

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MrAsbestos 2021-08-30 06:36:57 (edited 2021-09-08 18:34:50 )

This vid is awesome

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jason m. 2021-03-08 05:17:38

I was just saying the exact same thing about every single late night show these days. They’re all Jimmy Kimmel.

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Bastian also known as a goddamn mess 2021-03-09 16:30:38

Jimmy Kimmel truely should be called Mr. Hollywood because that place is a special kind of hell

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Ross Witherow 2021-03-08 02:29:57

'If you dont like the president then make the effort to go vote for someone else'

'Your ideas are crazy'

What

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Mikhail Kataev 2021-03-07 18:38:24

His show is like one of them parody radio shows in GTA5...

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Alex Kamrow 2021-04-05 18:13:51

In 2021 the "political" part didnt age well

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mine craft 2021-04-06 15:11:04

Agreed

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kweep 2021-03-05 20:16:38

This video was so good. I appreciate the effort.

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James Key 2021-03-15 02:27:04

28:07 bruh did this guy really just ask Elmo if he thinks Trump is racist?

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Hew Nootron 2021-07-10 15:47:05

What the hell. I doubt he should be asking a FICTIONAL character on what they see as a political issue.



It’s fine if they asked an actor. But they cannot ask a character which cannot think for itself

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Nite-Frame 2021-03-11 00:43:57

Oof that race relations bit 23:02 did not age well

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Cole Joyce 2021-03-16 18:08:09

My respect for Jimmy Falon (hope I spelled his last name right) has gone up a bit after this.

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ThaGOAT 2021-03-08 08:00:34

"I'm not like those other talk show hosts because I don't talk about politics"

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Vrahnken Eisenbach 2021-03-20 17:17:11

I feel like this separation of "liberal" issues vs "real" issues, as you put it, is kind of a false dichotomy and is a bit class reductionist. No, more diverse representation in movies won't lower the sea levels, but nobody is saying it will. It's more of a "why not?" issue, since it doesn't cost too much, and at least IMO, racism even at the most subconscious level is directly tied to the class division issues. Corporations love using racism to keep the masses divided and to give them a "slave" population they can exploit in the prison industrial complex. While stopping microaggressions won't stop this from happening, it's just one more cultural shift that we all conscientiously take part in with little cost to our lives.

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The Frubblewarrior 2021-03-22 16:23:32

So you're saying racism is a symptom of a bigger problem? So we're just fixing a symptom and not the problem itself?

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Vrahnken Eisenbach 2021-03-22 18:28:04 (edited 2021-03-22 18:29:32 )

@The Frubblewarrior I'm saying that it's one mean the elite uses to keep us divided instead of uniting against our common enemy which should be one of our primary objectives.

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The Frubblewarrior 2021-03-23 21:11:48

@Vrahnken Eisenbach Yes.

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ABG 2021-05-23 13:24:17

“Corporations love using racism to keep the masses divided.” I think you answered your own question to “why not?” When you make it a selling point, you’re creating more division. Support good movies, not pandering.

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Iyem Adog 2021-03-09 23:27:15

you know I always thought Jimmy Kimmel was Jimmy Fallon till now

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Whiphess 2021-03-25 01:18:05

That whole “whats in my pants” bit had me cringing wtf

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Micah Mikat 2021-03-12 21:34:34

This has aged like Fine Wine

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Stephen Mitchell 2021-03-09 19:10:09

This video aged like the finest fucking Italian wine mankind has ever seen, godspeed Mr. Lemon Emperor

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(Power) BaCK !n BLaCK 2021-03-14 15:13:19

Omg. I thought this was made like a week ago with how accurate it was. I'm absolutely serious.

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Debriss Quinlivan 2021-04-04 21:50:35

23:24 didn’t age the greatest
Maybe we shouldn’t substitute school with the internet

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j dn 2021-04-11 17:41:20

Their is a problem on how it was implemented.

Instead of creating a system all they did was readjust the current one, mate.

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andrew jones 2021-03-13 21:55:07

I agree with most of these talking points. but race relations still are a problem in America. Maybe even moreso now than ever

23:06

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Anthony Kofman 2021-04-01 21:18:16

I have watched Jimmy Kimmel, just not a full episode.

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Schizophrenia Gaming 2021-03-06 04:56:57

Why do i feel so mad?

I'm not even American

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ClockzTickin 2021-03-10 01:16:48

Fakest laugh
Fakest smile
Fakest comedy

Award: Kimmel

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Xbox Live 2021-03-23 22:09:12

26:41 speaking facts

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ChinchillaPants 2021-03-18 02:28:34

I was with my dad watching this and they ripped off the fart song from bobs burgers

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T3zlaGM 2021-03-24 16:02:52

for the last time, disagreeing about something doesn't mean agreeing with the opposite

also 17:44 finally someone else who appreciates the movie

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:32:13

So but this is conservatism, if I slightly disagree with something I must go to the complete other side and defend them to death just to not say that I was wrong

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An Autistic Hegehog 2021-03-20 02:46:13 (edited 2021-03-20 02:46:26 )

This guy is why I HATE politics

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Mustache Mann 2021-04-04 11:21:50

the day that EmpLemon had conservative ideas and perspectives

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sussedEEXZ 2021-04-09 05:33:13

I wouldn’t say he’s a “conservative “

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Mustache Mann 2021-04-09 05:36:11

@sussedEEXZ lol I know I was making a joke xd

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super dragon 2021-03-06 23:59:34

ik this video is old, and I do agree w a lotta points u make. I just gotta point out the hypocrisy of saying "trump bashing bad" bc it's lazy and not funny and then go "hahah liberals bad" treating that like solid comedy. I don't fuck w either party, and as a leftist I, too, love licking on liberals, but don't feel like u have to appeal to people by shitting on others, especially in a mostly logical video.

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Cozmic Mojo 2021-03-08 01:59:46 (edited 2021-03-08 02:03:26 )

You're probably too young to remember his Man Show days or Win Ben Stein's Money. He was funny then. Once 2012 hit the SJW's started gradually holding comedy hostage. Now comedy's dead including Jimmy Kimmel.

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kittykittybangbang 2021-03-23 19:19:29

Are you forgetting the bush Era?

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Németh Márton 2021-04-01 22:24:19

This is the best video about the corrupt culture what i ever seen

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Epic voyager 2021-03-20 00:50:22

Kinda funny how John oliver covered some of the topics that Emp said jimmy should cover.

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Edna Mode 2021-03-07 13:33:36

the mega man 7 music hit me completely off guard good god lmao

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Glory Compass 2021-03-23 04:45:31

Someone needs to get Dick Cavett back in Business

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TheAyeAye1 2021-03-07 21:27:49 (edited 2021-03-07 21:29:49 )

Thanks for explaining why late night got so unwatchable.

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Jojo490 2021-03-09 04:49:41 (edited 2021-03-09 04:50:56 )

Jimmy is so anti problematic that his personality is dull and fake, it's like he's a talking robot who's programmed to be basic.
This statement applies to both T.V. Jimmy's

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WolfCoder 2021-03-25 02:49:46

Anti racism / transphobia / whatever is achieved through hard work and vigilance, not by painfully unfunny privileged talking cable TV heads. Well, at least John Oliver remembers to be funny.

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Pepp707 2021-04-01 05:56:35

I’ve never heard emplemon sound this frustrated and fed up

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Samus in a hat 2021-03-07 14:47:36

Some parts of this video have aged very well.

Other parts have aged like milk

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Blaze404 2021-03-07 18:52:46

What parts? kobe bryant?

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Samus in a hat 2021-03-07 19:12:13

@Blaze404 No, I think that's fine.

I was thinking more about how while both sides of the political aisle still suck and have definitely gotten worse in regards to corruption and partisanship, it's the Trump stuff that hasn't aged quite well in my eyes. Sure, I agree with the sentiment that one should support their president no matter what party they belong to, but when said president has done so much to erode my trust in him, I think it's reasonable to speak out against him.

As an example, there's the January 6th riot. Now, while I don't think Trump's main goal was to incite it, he was definitely neglectful in the sense that he knew he had a rabid fan base and should have worded his speech more carefully to prevent it from happening. And the fact that he didn't say what they did was wrong showed me he was either happy or apathetic that his followers attempted to prevent a basic democratic process from happening.

It should be said though that I fucking despise Jimmy Kimmel and his Trump-bashing is annoying as hell. Plus, I agree with the fact that late night hosts were very leech-like with how they jumped on the hate Trump bandwagon. But the message I got from this video was that any criticism levied at Trump is bad, which I don't agree with.

(this turned into a rant, I apologize)

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Blaze404 2021-03-07 19:39:19

@Samus in a hat ay no worries man. I agree with you.

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Vincent Heartland 2021-03-31 20:44:13

I agree. I think race relations are still quite an issue and, while I think some examples are still preachy, virtue-signally drek, my opinion on representation in media has softened a little bit, so I disagree with this video in some areas NOW. Back when it was made, however, I think it was completely relevant. Also, all the “real” issues Emp mentioned are totally still problems and he’s right on the money about how labels are worsening the problem.

Also, congrats on having a civil comment chain. This is what it should look like.

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Alex Gallaway 2021-03-18 03:09:07

"Fatter than the Michelin man"😂

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That Guy Bob 2021-03-12 06:02:36 (edited 2021-03-12 06:03:13 )

My friend: Let's watch Jimmy Kimmel
What plays in my head: 3:47

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An Autistic Hegehog 2021-03-20 02:24:56

I unironically got hyped when the MM7 music played

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real name 2021-03-08 06:45:58

not gonna lie, I only clicked on this video because I confused him with jimmy fallon

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Outer Space 2021-04-05 09:55:30 (edited 2021-04-05 09:55:48 )

What the hell?! I had no idea Kimmel once made such a sexual show, how are feminists not calling him out for this?!

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Bobby Fischer 2021-04-03 01:16:10

Very well done video!

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TheOzarkWizard 2021-03-12 00:33:41

7:15 Ill probably have nightmares from this

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Bacon Flakes 2021-03-12 23:16:21

This video has aged so well with BLM and the new election of joe Biden

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kittykittybangbang 2021-03-23 19:09:32

Why?

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Mr. Alkenly 2021-04-04 03:42:07

@kittykittybangbang because violence and suppression, to summarize

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James Wylie 2021-03-11 00:11:27

This is my 3rd time watching this. Excellent video

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MikeJrGuitar™️ 2021-03-22 20:12:07

You sound like a young dude I don’t know if you would remember Howard stern but Howard stern holds a ton of weight in Hollywood and beyond him and a few others endorsements over the years drove jimmy Kimmel to the top where he turned on his entire audience and now he does what you say horrible propaganda bullshit artistry

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theweebsare coming 2021-03-14 15:32:31

Ah yes we have a black president so magically no racial problems anymore

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-04-07 22:52:06

His points seem pretty immature in all honesty.

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X3lN0ng1d 2021-03-21 11:18:09 (edited 2021-03-21 11:18:58 )

“Those who ignore history are damned to repeat it”. Prohibition made so many more people drink. If you ban guns, it’ll do the same. It’s easier to get stuff when it’s not tracked

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Sub-Zero 2021-06-29 08:37:59

nobody wants to ban guns... this is the gun control straw man that conservatives have beat for decades

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Delarge o 2021-03-08 20:26:22

lol I dont like the guy either, but boy practically every woman I know has been abused and harassed (yep also my mother and sisters)...but none of the guys I know is an abuser (?) mmm...fear exist you know.

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Connor The Duke 2021-03-17 22:29:01

An abuser abuses multiple women

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kolpeshtheyardstick 2021-03-09 02:37:27 (edited 2021-03-09 02:38:08 )

Definitely interesting. I think declaring that race is no longer an issue in America is, um...bold. I think you're headed in a good direction trying to focus on meaningful policy rather than the most surface-level social justice. However, I think you're a bit too intent on the internet's liberals than how left leaning people actually are.

It's also a bit upsetting that you downplayed the amount of racists in our nation while hyping up what appeared to be aNtIfA and saying that there's FAR TOO MANY of them.

Again, I see what you're getting at, but there are some less than ideal conflations going on in the fine print of the video.

And one more thing, claiming that you aren't promoting an ideology does not exclude you from politically-based criticism. The majority of the content of the video is political and potentially incendiary in nature, so it's not fair to just say, "But don't @ me," and expect that to invalidate any oncoming critique.

Just a few thoughts to consider, and I do wonder what your thoughts are on the video now two years later. All the best.

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Klongu Da Bongu 2021-05-02 13:20:28

Remember when in CHAZ antifa shot a guys car for trying to leave, which was forbidden, then they called him a fascist, then they rolled down the window and saw a black teen with 2 holes in his head. The father had to go to FOX news of all places, because the other news stations wouldn't accept him because it dosen't roll with the narrative.

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BIG MAK 2021-06-19 08:45:50

Aside from critical race theory and other lefty lunacy america has no problem with race.

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Hew Nootron 2021-07-10 15:36:30

He’s not saying it’s no longer an issue. He’s saying that it’s not as big of an issue it once was

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TheDeltaman12 2021-07-13 04:12:16

This is an underrated comment. I completely agree. These are all valid criticisms of the video, in fact you missed a few more.

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MonoRomo 2021-03-08 02:06:56

I don’t fully know your political opinion but I would say only liberals that are 30+ actually started watching late night shows because of politics. I get that these people are what you probably think of as all liberals they really arent

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Doc Choc 2021-04-08 10:26:54

even tho im a "liberal" and i don't believe in cancel culture

but we gotta cancle the fuck outa jimmy kimmel and the people in his audience that guy would admit to shittin in the shower (nothing wrong with that just an example) and the audience would laugh like it some good knock knock joke from the 4th grade

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sussedEEXZ 2021-04-09 05:28:20

Yah the “cancel culture” people really ruin our representation. Jimmy kimmel just isn’t funny imo

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Mr. Digital 2021-03-27 21:50:49

“Trump breathes oxygen! Therefore, we shouldn’t!”

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𝔃𝓱 2021-03-24 09:22:04

I agree with kimmel on ONE thing, America IS a hell hole.

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Ghyuty17 2021-03-18 20:15:20

24:52 Morgan Freeman is big brain

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Harold SJ 2021-03-11 01:04:20

Oh brotherrr, since this video the usa has derailed to even worse.

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Mike Shilling 2021-04-08 08:03:07

Wish we still had Fergusson

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MFBALLZ 2021-04-02 13:45:31

Moral of the stories don't make tv hosts boring

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Noah Leveille 2021-03-09 05:26:34

I love this video but man Emp did John Oliver so fuckin dirty here

He’s WAAAYYYYY better than he’s given credit for.

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battalion stallion 2021-03-09 07:59:32

I only know one good tv host. John Oliver

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incinium z 2021-03-31 16:49:46

30:25 This is how furries are born, then.

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BananaBuns 2021-03-06 11:57:29

jimmy fallon isnt really that funny either, but atleast i can fuckin respect him.

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Zeghetti 2021-03-12 11:23:58

I only watch cable because SOME FUCKING HOW i plug in my super nintendo thru coaxial and it picks up cable signals

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zeldazackman 2021-03-12 22:34:32 (edited 2021-03-12 22:35:44 )

That'd be due to the coaxial cable acting as an "Over the Air" antenna of sorts, you could unironically use a length of metal wiring or coat hanger and receive some form of signal reception if it's in the right sweet spot areas for local TV stations.

Effectively the more favorable thing is that you happen to be within one of these "goldilocks" zones that still exist in 2021, as many over the air signals now require at least a preamplifier to continue to receive a signal that just ten years ago they would have but no longer can due to the broadcasting and rebroadcasting services/stations slowly going away year by year.

Over the Air still has a good number of unique broadcasts that won't ever really see the light of day on the internet even in this day and age which is crazy to think about.

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bandit the ONE 2021-03-14 16:12:21

I see your point when you talk about liberals swarming to channels bashing Trump because I was one of those types of viewers. I realized that just taking in negative information or getting stimulation from people who bash Trump is not healthy viewing. I personally don't like Trump but I'm not going push that personal belief onto others because it won't change anything. I see people supporting Trump but I'm not gonna bash anyone for supporting him because it's not my business to do so.

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42isthemeaningoflife 2021-03-08 17:12:16

The real irony here is that listening to Emp try to approach American politics is also incredibly cringe.

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-04-07 23:43:41

ikr, jesus it's like he's a 13 year old right winger who only has the bare minimum understanding of social politics.

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Goodblueboy62 2021-03-10 17:59:49

They also apprently forrgot that anyone can assault so when it gets brought up they point at men and say you have to stop because your the problem even tho anyone can assault someone

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Freyja Merrill 2021-03-05 13:36:12

I'm going to be honest, I fully agree with the majority of this video except the bit on sexual assault. As a women I can say that women do get sexually assaulted in society quite regularly and often the individuals who commit the sexual assault go unpunished. You need to talk to your female friends and ask how many have been groped on nights out, every women I know has been at some point. Its not just rape that is considered sexual assault.

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Brian Sankowski 2021-03-22 19:03:24

LTE as the opening background music = immediate like

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Luke Oakley 2021-03-28 16:50:51

No dude everything he says is for the ratings

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Benjamin Harder 2021-03-10 02:35:31

I really want to know if those lemmings survived??? does anyone know?

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Madfella Duke 2021-03-28 01:46:06

I am so disconnected from politics that i don't even know what a liberal is

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Simone Burini 2021-04-16 07:06:50

A liberal is a center-right leaning person, but somehow conservatives (right and far right) use this word like it means "socialist"

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TSO Krosses 2021-03-10 17:27:28

The only talk show hosts I can tolerate are colbert and oliver

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Leoncini 2021-03-27 17:03:55

i love living in europe

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Alcer Demon 2021-03-20 06:25:41

I literally thought this was released some hours ago.

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Spencer Harding 2021-03-22 22:09:10

The only talk show I genuinely like is Conan.

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Lillick Smillick 2021-04-02 20:37:22

Did you like letterman

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Spencer Harding 2021-04-02 20:52:17

@Lillick Smillick Too young to remember it.

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Lillick Smillick 2021-04-02 21:20:00

@Spencer Harding yea same but I suggest if seem curious about letterman watch his interview on Netflix there really good

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Ronald Wright Jr. 2021-03-05 14:56:32

While I agree with much of this video, especially in describing Jimmy Kimmel's lack of originality and humor, there is also plenty about it that doesn't sit well with me.

It's just my opinion, and I don't expect many to agree with me, but what this video feels like is a way to use Jimmy's shortcomings to poke and prod at a political philosophy that you don't agree with. This just about stopped being about Kimmel mid-way through the video.

Political agenda is the ugliest, most cringeworthy topic to discuss anywhere. Because for those of us who just want to see this country prosper, it's impossible to align fully with one side or another. It's more "pick the lesser of the evils" than "this person wants to help us become better".

That said, political discussion is something American citizens won't ever be able to shake, that will continue to be divisive among the citizens, and that will never be met in the middle.

The fact that Kimmel harps on politics so much is cringy, but so was hearing a rant about our country's increasingly divisive viewpoints and the finger pointing at one side or the other being the problem, in a video meant to point out one man's flaws.

Not one of my favorite videos from you, respectfully. But again, this is just my opinion.

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leepdroon 2021-03-06 02:01:08

You make a good point. I am not American myself, but I would think that Jimmy Kimmel and other late night show hosts have a bit more impact on politics than the average individual does. To me it felt like Emp was describing much of Hollywood's liberal elites rather than just Kimmel himself.

Again, I am not American, so I might have less of an authority on this than you or Emp. I am just explaining what it felt like to me when I first watched this.

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TheOzarkWizard 2021-03-12 00:38:50

11:53 but he wont, and he didnt, because he is a child.

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giovadesign 2021-03-26 13:52:40

Hey, LTE as background music! Well done!

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Nikolas Mikelinich 2021-04-05 16:56:38

well the kobe comment didnt age well (love u emp just rewatching)

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Nikolas Mikelinich 2021-10-07 12:58:22

watching again and most definitely didn't age well

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Swiper 2021-04-07 21:16:09

This video has made me love you

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Mod Max 2 beyond thunderdome 2021-03-08 10:16:19

the connection between him and howard stern says a lot. SICK PEOPLE

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2021-03-20 16:49:41

4:43 Sound sample from: Kasabian - Club Foot

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Billy Edmisten 2021-03-30 03:41:05

Rip kobe

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lookarabbit 2021-03-27 22:21:09

And now for girls on trampolines!

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abdi 2021-04-02 07:19:36

11k thinks Jimmy Kimmel is funny

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Boogaloo Cheems 2021-03-08 14:57:41

9:55 like a rock

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Tommy Lyczko 2021-03-25 18:18:19

He's not even memable at all. At least other idiots on TV make for good meme culture but honestly this guy is too cookie-cutter to make a good meme out of.

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Procyon Lotor 2021-03-25 01:03:49 (edited 2021-03-25 22:31:55 )

23:03 "that one didn't age quite so well"

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Die. 2021-04-09 02:38:24

Ikr

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Ryan Freeman 2021-05-11 16:02:28

It aged fine. They aren't a real issue. Its made up shit PUSHED by media corporations because videos of riots makes them more ad money.

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Procyon Lotor 2021-05-11 19:23:11

@Ryan Freeman is you're saying the last 7 years of police brutality against black people is completely fake

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Sown- Laughter 2021-03-10 22:33:17

Boy this aged Badly..

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Connor The Duke 2021-03-17 22:18:10

some aged like wine, some aged like milk

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Conor Madigan 2021-03-13 11:33:17

Yeah he’s terrible but so was this. How many times can you say jimmy kimmel.

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Klepto Kars 2021-03-29 07:11:30

Dam looking at this video make me wanna switch to Republican

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HenryBoi Animations 2021-03-30 04:14:05

Well, you gotta remember there are bad people in each side.

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Klepto Kars 2021-03-30 07:29:14

@HenryBoi Animations well duh but looking at the democratic side its alot worse plus im supporting white supremacists high taxes athiesm and im not like that

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HenryBoi Animations 2021-03-30 15:01:28

@Klepto Kars no. Plus, religion doesn’t matter in this, everyone can believe what they want and that’s okay.

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SpamWPuszce 2021-04-15 15:30:42

I think the most respectable is what I call "public centrism". It's basically: don't provoke political discussion and be as objective as you can, but if there is a political discussion, go all out with your beliefs. It makes you practically resistant to any pigeonholing.

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Princess EEmmiilley Chan 2021-04-08 09:17:11

Pretty much everyone in this comment section seems morally evil.

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sussedEEXZ 2021-04-09 05:30:07

From what i’ve seen, they’re leftists who hate jimmy kimmel. I for one fall into the crowd. This man is a joke

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Ollie Does Art 2021-04-25 09:43:07

@sussedEEXZ As another leftist, there's a lot of,, unsavory right wing views here. Though there are leftists too.

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Fur1us 2021-04-05 13:47:15 (edited 2021-04-05 14:10:52 )

so jimmy is a youtuber ?

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BlaZe Bacon 2021-03-08 09:31:53

Keep ur integrity man this is the best thing since sliced bread

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Mike Johnson 2021-03-14 13:15:15

Emp ends the video asking, "Do you wanna know why liberals keep losing in America?" Liberals lost one election because of the outdated Electoral College. Why does Emp continue to say liberals keep losing?!? Liberals lost the popular vote only once in the last 32 years, so I don't think they need lectures from Emp on how to stop losing!

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JetAlone 2021-03-14 18:54:53

Doesn't make their views any more correct

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『Nodby Nobdy』 2021-03-07 13:18:15

i haven't watched the video i just wanna say nice LTE music

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Aussie Aussie 2021-03-22 09:16:13

Roseanne get laughed straight to her face was disgusting.

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Donut Dog19 2021-03-30 10:38:29

YouTube be like how dare you say the f word on our website also YouTube big man go haha

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Dašarath 2021-03-25 17:54:49

centrism is better than either of the sides

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aarcade 2021-03-15 10:54:28

Ok this video makes some points but I can't focus because some of the background music has the subnautica drowning noise in it

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John Jones 2021-03-24 20:28:20 (edited 2021-03-31 13:48:02 )

Trump has been gone for 2 months and they still won't shut up about him

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Jai Kundicevic 2021-03-31 08:12:45

Because he keeps the ratings up

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yevgeni10 2021-04-01 19:20:45

My friend American Television is like Hooker or Gigolo, which means they are rating prostitutes.

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Pelpington 2021-03-21 13:43:33

Annnnddd you earned my sub.

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reefergladness 2021-03-05 20:31:07

Louder Jimmy,!

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Callum House 2021-04-08 07:23:37

"Let them be racist, it's just an opinion" is probably the most white privilege thing I have ever heard. Yes you bring up good points of other major issues affecting society but racial inequality still massively affects society, especially in america. Go watch the latest Vox "Glad you asked" series if you disagree. You just play down so many major issues just because large progress has already been made in them. Guess what there's still so much more to do with equality.

And you don't wish to group all conservatives as racist ignorant etc, which I agree with you, but then just groups liberals as all being ignorant. There is a lot of good from this video but with some extreme lack of knowledge in some key areas that makes you lose credibility with your arguments

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GreenMarine 2021-04-09 23:31:36

Im sure you think it’s nice attacking an ethic group. Just replace white with jewish.

And I like how to don’t elaborate on this “racial inequality” you just say it and hope it’s true. By the way, the Alt - Right loves you saying white privilege because to them being white is a privilege.

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Ollie Does Art 2021-04-25 09:51:06

@GreenMarine yeah. And those alt right people literally built the systems we live under currently. For example, did you know the likelihood of getting a loan from the bank is based mostly on your zip code? White nationalists built a system called red lining that keeps many poor/ethnic people poor (look it up; it's hard to summarize accurately).
Did you know that police are more likely to shoot black people than white?
Did you know a majority of poor people in America are people of color?
Did you know the likelihood of being highered drops ~20% if you have a stereotypically black name?
Are you really, seriously, trying to claim that someone point out that white people don't face these issues/face them less is the same as persecuting a religious minority who were fucking genocided?

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Luigi 3K 2021-03-29 05:30:17

I used this for a school project, thanks emp

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Luigi 3K 2021-09-16 06:13:51

used it again my first year of high school for my first major paper xD

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H P 2021-03-23 06:56:23

25:56
Roseanne is the best. 🌹

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pizza time 2021-03-10 22:13:03

Personally I never found jimmy kimmel to be funny

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OG Zgar 2021-03-08 15:09:24

dont forget colbert and fallon

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Orlovo McDorvo 2021-03-08 18:05:58

I love your arguments and I think they're very well laid out, well until you said that racial tension is a non-issue because Obama was black LMAO. I mean you bring together so many ideas about the problems facing Americans and how it could better be addressed. It's just so ironic that you would expand on this so greatly right after pulling the "uh we shouldn't talk about race because we had a black president duh." is so reductive and, well, sad.

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MrGonq 2021-03-08 18:23:17

Yeah the first half of the video I thought was really well done, but then it fell apart in the second half.

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Connor The Duke 2021-03-17 22:30:51

Yeah, although he’s said that he regrets this vid, and things were different 2 years ago. But racism has definitely gone down over the years

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Phil Realina 2021-03-15 15:43:20

8:10 ayy go jackets

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Luke Felicciardi 2021-03-18 16:11:36

Rip Kobe 😞

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John Johnson 2021-03-10 00:43:23

This is brilliant and exactly why I despise kimmel, colbert and the news media collectively.

Cut them out and the culture begins to restore itself.

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Nnubbs 2021-04-01 13:47:13

People won’t like the truth in this video

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bandit the ONE 2021-03-14 16:35:33

Why does politics have to be divided with red and blue? Why can't republicans and democrats get along and work together? Does this division come from one of the sides or from both? I believe all these questions should be answered before this country can truly be whole.

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Libor Kundrát 2021-03-18 21:01:57

@E This is why the USA needs an electoral system which would allow more parties to get in: No single party would get the majority, and some compromises and agreements would have to be made.

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kittykittybangbang 2021-03-23 18:58:20

@Libor Kundrát USA actually used to have that

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mine craft 2021-04-06 15:21:28

Simple politics is meant to divide people that's why George Washington didn't want political parties to form

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pierre Colin 2021-03-23 17:34:50

Actually I found this video blend ..

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gamerx112 2021-03-27 15:48:50

H A N D S

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John Creates Content 2021-03-25 22:57:17

Jimmy Kimmel iz god how dARE U!

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LDS SHEEPLE 2021-03-17 06:07:35

fair point
I hate his guts

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fanfan1380 2021-03-10 02:03:09

why are you disgusted by a tortoise crossing a busy street at rush hour?

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ChordsBoy 2018-04-20 19:43:35

I'm extremely bothered that there aren't any popular celebrities who share your ideas and values. If there was just ONE person in power who shared your values, and who didn't get pushed down by others in the process, it could potentially reverse all the craziness that is going on right now. The only thing I could see going wrong is that someone like you lets all these issues frustrate you to such an extent that you don't seem like a reliable source, but you really are more than reliable. Might as well sub to ya :3

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Ace of Horns 2018-04-27 01:43:50

ChordsBoy believe it or not but Kanye West and the Kardashians like Donald trump apparently

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ChordsBoy 2018-04-27 10:09:03

Uh... Alright then? xD

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Ace of Horns 2018-04-27 10:42:06

They haven't jumped on the trump hate train so they share Emperorlemons ideals and values is my point.

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ChordsBoy 2018-04-27 11:22:10

shesmine19 Well, I really meant they should share all his values, not just the "not hating Trump" one. But yeah, I guess not hating the president is a start xD

What I mainly meant though was that celebrities shouldn't be people who only appear to be good. They should all be genuinely good people, and all they should focus on is improving themselves and consequently their image, not the other way around. Of course, with that ideology, the chances of getting famous to begin with is pretty slim, which is why I commented what I did.

EmpLemon was mainly showing the huge contradictory and hypocritical aspects of Jimmy Kimmel and other celebrities, and how much he believed it all to be wrong and shameful. That's the main thing I'd like other celebrites to know. If just one influential person could realize this and not act with hypocrisy and trend-joining, maybe people would be more inspired to treat each other better :D

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elgatochurro 2018-05-03 01:59:54

ChordsBoy bill burr, but he's not a talk show host, has a podcast though...

The issue is really just Hollywood I feel

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TrueLegendaryStatus 2018-05-03 02:41:45

Unfortunately if there are (I have to believe someone is smart enough to see through the facade), they are afraid to come out and say it. They'll be ostracized and cannibalized (not literally) by their peers. The industry they are in is one of the ugliest and most disgusting industries in America while also being self-serving and self-fellating. Look how long they kept rape and abuse victims from coming out. Anything that would shake the system is seemingly beaten back as much as possible, unless they can spin it into something that benefits them (to be fair most Corporations do that). I am sure there are people who really did care about the abuse victims, and credit to them for standing up for the victims, but when I see a movie coming about Weinstein just a few months after the revelations I stop and question what are the motives. Unfortunately it feels like its another pat on the back, look how progressive movie we are (same with The Post). Blah.

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ChordsBoy 2018-05-03 11:20:09

TrueLegendaryStatus Well, I guess it's even more terrifying then, if there are other celebrities who are aware of the severe problems with Hollywood, and that they can't do anything about it...

I hope one day people start to realize how absolutely shallow it is of them to idolize people who are more popular than them. Then again, I'm still in high school, so there's a huge chance that people have realized that already as adults lol
But anyway, yeah, Hollywood is seriously too screwed up and gossipy to leave as is. But anyone who knows and cares about these problems are just completely ignored unless it's someone from within the industry, and even then there's still an extremely low chance of being heard. I don't know, this seems like quite the impossible problem to solve :/
I actually don't even know that many celebrities, though, since I mainly steer clear of movies and TV because it never really appealed to me, so I'm mainly just going off of this video to base my opinions on xD

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Reduxalicious 2018-05-04 03:06:59 (edited 2018-05-04 03:07:44 )

James Woods and Bill Burr come to mind

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JELLO 2018-05-04 05:57:58

Kayne west baby😆

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STRIFE_45 2018-05-04 08:53:50

Tim Allen

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ChordsBoy 2018-05-04 11:14:51

Okay, I thought of a solution. The very idea of celebrities should be a meme, and any effort at making certain people look better than everyone else should be turned into an absolute joke by the masses. That should totally work xD

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J 2018-05-04 13:15:53

ChordsBoy I guarantee you there are an enormous number of people who think like this man. Problem is, you can't actually say what you think in this society, otherwise you'll lose everything. Especially if you're in Hollywood.

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ChordsBoy 2018-05-04 14:44:46

JNK117 Yeah, it's a really frustratingly realistic perspective on the issue... :/

I hope that people make more attempts to solve hard truths about society in the future, but based on your logic, it probably won't.

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J 2018-05-04 15:25:45

ChordsBoy It's going to take the younger generation coming together in spite of their disagreements to get through this and make change. People thing other people are the enemy, but in reality this country was fought for and formed by the people, for the people. All we really have is each other when our politicians, who we are deciding to elect, fail. Of course, the corporations are a big problem, too, and that requires people to support locally rather than buying what's cheapest. All of it is such a massive issue, and it gives me anxiety nearly every day, but, again, if we can stop pretending there are barriers between people and just work every day, together, have meaningful discussions and reasonable debates, it is possible. A lot of people just aren't even trying to thing for themselves unfortunately, and that is another contributing factor to the situation. But hey, at least you and I could talk openly and transparently despite being so detached from one another on the internet. And that has to count for something.

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ChordsBoy 2018-05-04 17:29:33

JNK117 Well said, man. Us reasonable people gotta stick together to hopefully enlighten others on the dangers of hate and detachment. I hope we can all do that, as a community :D

But those are some serious problems you mentioned. Big corporations have a sort of semi-monopoly that only happened because of brilliant ideas that eventually devolved into money making machines. YouTube is such an example, and it's pretty unfortunate that they decided to mainly appeal to advertisers, and not the content creators. But that's besides the point.

This is just my opinion, but I really don't think that you should feel anxiety over the state of the world. All the chaos and societal issues should inspire you to change what's wrong! I try to do so online by attempting to be super positive about things that people talk about, and encouraging peace in those interactions. Don't get me wrong though. There are certainly times where I'm completely unable to do anything about an issue that frustrates me, but just getting the message across to try to make people more aware certainly makes at least someone think.

Also, just a side note, but your description of people's perceptions of each other definitely apply so much for me in high school. It seems to be an especially big problem with teenagers, but I still try my best to make friends xD

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Cobra Llama 2021-03-07 19:36:43

4 minutes in and this is exactly how I feel about David Letterman.

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splits 2021-03-31 14:06:54

i like your channel but "GUHRR!!! FREEAKING ANGRY BUG LIBERALS!!"

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kiser G 2019-09-30 02:26:01

Watch as this video gets demonitized for “hate speech”

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Comicbookdude ! 2019-10-01 22:33:03

N Roder word

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Derpeon 2020-10-19 14:07:59

EmpLemon, i love you.
I am European, and bashing americans is like the most common thing around here.
It is said that people have voted for a racist, narcisistic and stupid president, because they are all racist, narcissistic and stupid themselves.
It's such an arrogant mindset to have, i now realize that much more.

We all can see a clear trend in the whole world:
The separation of society.
In a good discussion, it should not make a difference who brings the argument, instead all the points should be brought on the table and out of those points, a conclusion should be made.
But in the world we live in right now, it doesn't matter which point is brought to the table, just WHO the person is that said it.
This totally paralyzes any kind of healthy discussion, because the other side can always say "oh thats obvious that YOU would say that, since you are *insert political position here*. Guys like you also want *insert most horrific political statement you can think of someone of your political side has said before here*.
The result is that you are standing still. Nobody is talking about the real issues anymore, so the problems keep beng unsolved. And as the problems keep being unsolved, the dissatisfaction of the people increases, and opens the way for radicalization.

I want to encourage everyone who is reading this to have more political discussions again. And with that, i dont mean spouting strawman arguments in each other's faces.
Please sit together with your family and friends, and ask them how they view the world, and let them speak to the end, even though you might not be their opinion.
I have the strong belief that communication prevents separation.
Also ask yourself if you have blocked people out of your life because they have certian opinions about certain topics you don't agree with.

What i wanna say is that it is so easy to lose yourself in the bubble of agreement that you completely lose the understanding for everyone who does not share your thoughts.
Try to keep that in mind.

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clerp 2020-11-11 18:06:07 (edited 2020-11-11 18:06:39 )

they just say that to right wingers until the conservatives actually listen and give way to whatever demands they have - it's so shallow and spineless of a tactic of the left to do this, but the problem is that unfortunately it actually works sometimes, and when it works enough, our current state of blindingly left-biased u.s.a. media and this 2020 election is what happens as a result.

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Ty AZ 2020-11-18 16:10:20

@clerp who is they

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Ty AZ 2020-11-18 16:11:20

Left biased? You mean how Bernie gets shit on in Congress for having the audacity to push any politician slightly out of their comfort zone?

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Forrest Gump 2020-11-24 13:31:19

@clerp it’s actually just democrat biased not left biased.

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clerp 2020-11-25 21:11:41

@Ty AZ i'm pretty sure its because he's a 90 year old socialist, but w/e

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Jack Farns 2020-12-04 18:35:56

I don’t get why everyone hates America. America bashing is very popular these days, especially in Europe it seems.

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Derpeon 2021-01-21 12:47:55

​@clerp Lets be honest here, they all do that to some degree. Donald Trump and the conservatives have not done their best to solve that separation problem either and i have the feeling like it got much worse in the last 4 years. Come to think of it... many politicians seem to have unlearned the skill to discuss and make compromises in general, and just switched to blaming the other side and call it a day.
It is not only an american problem either, i can observe this in austria as well, and it annoys the hell out of me.

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Derpeon 2021-01-21 13:24:53

​@Jack Farns I think it boils down to some core points most of us just do not get (please correct me if im wrong with anything, im not american obviously):
- Public Health Care: Not even the rightest of our right winged parties argue that it is a bad idea to have a public health care system, and it has proven as a good concept to battle inequality in many countries. Americans seem to have a strong dislike of this kind of system.
- Guns: All kinds of guns are banned here. If you want to legally have one, you have to go through a long and expensive licensing process. Getting one illegally is possible but pretty hard. I am sure this gun problem is complex, but by looking at gun violence statistics i can see that countries with less public gun possession have less gun violence, surprise.
- Two Party System: To have only two major parties sure leads to some problems, in my mind. Society is much more complex than just "left" and "right" and if you only have the choice between two sides, they can basically do whatever the want to, just because they are NOT the other side, and there will be a bunch of people sticking with them for only that reason.

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Jack Farns 2021-01-21 16:58:41

@Derpeon ok, imma respond to this with my more right leaning American perspective.

Public health care: I think we will eventually have a system for this, but right now, I am concerned with how we would pay for it. In addition to payment, wait times in a lot of countries result in some deaths because of a lack of treatment. Also we are concerned that our standard of healthcare will go down, as I believe if you have the money, you should be able to pay for better healthcare and quicker times. That being said, a baseline free healthcare for everyone would be fine with me as long as it was done smartly, which I don’t trust our government to do. It also could deincentivize people to remain healthy. In addition, healthy people would pay more to get healthcare for unhealthy people, like if someone is super fat and cannot move or work, healthy people would be paying for that persons healthcare, costing them more than it would otherwise. I don’t really have a problem with it if it’s done in a smart manner, but I have little trust in our government.

Guns: I see absolutely no reason not to have guns. Violent crime actually increases when you take out an armed populace, as they cannot protect themselves. Also some of the areas in the US with the strictest gun regulations also have the most gun related deaths. I don’t even own a gun; but I’d rather have an armed populace than an unarmed one. If you remove guns totally, gun violence goes down, but knife violence and other stuff would increase to fill it or even have more.

Two party system: if we didn’t have a two party system, the multi parties would likely still split among the same lines (conservative and liberal), although a more specialized group would have more control. However, the two party system I agree is bad. I don’t know what to do to change it though as they have a stranglehold on politics.

I’d also like to point out many of our politicians are corrupt and they don’t care about us, like McConnell, Pelosi, and Kamala Harris.

What are your thoughts on Universal Basic Income and the lack of free speech in many European countries?

This is just my opinion, but to me it seems like Europeans bash us while not understanding the full complexities of our situation while having many of their own problems in their respective countries. We are looked at as ignorant racists, but not all of us are. We are probably no more ignorant than any European populace and maybe more racist in terms of laws and systematic oppression, but I do not believe the people themselves are more racist.

I would love to hear your responses to this and offer insight about how your public health system works, as I think it could work.

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SMB Collector 2021-03-26 19:53:43

👏👏👏

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Miles 2021-02-18 04:17:09

Don’t just blame Jimmy Kimmel, blame the entire network

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Nauty 2018-04-08 01:50:35 (edited 2018-04-08 01:50:49 )

Haha, Drumpf, I get it! Drumpf! It's funny because,


wait I don't get it

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Metallicfender 2018-04-08 04:16:07

Before Trump became President, Oliver did a segment on how Trump marketed/branded his name. He goes on about how the name "Trump" sounds strong, stern, etc. He then explains that the ancestral name of "Trump" was "Drumpf". Drumpf means dim-witted or some shit like that. Oliver ended his segment, urging his viewer to refer to Trump as Drumpf and to _"Make Donald Drumpf, Again". Oliver then provided a link to a google extension that changed any word of "Trump" on the browser to "Drumpf"
You can say what you want about Oliver, but it was the ultimate troll.

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Hector Woods 2018-04-08 17:55:58

'HaHA let's make fun of the name of the descendant of a german immigrant! Also racism is wrong, bigot.'

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Belbercike 2018-04-08 18:35:36

Remember Racism isn't wrong if it's to white guys ;333333. I feel bad typing that

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Fropps 2018-04-08 23:59:15

I don't know a single liberal who would call name calling like that racist. You also obviously know it's not racist, so why perpetuate the strawman?

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Miku Huntu 2018-04-09 00:36:35

The ultimate troll was Trump's election get your meme history straight

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Obama bin Laden 2021-03-10 12:21:26

Who's watching in 2017?

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WindMage01 2021-03-08 00:00:11

I agree with your opinion, but I disrespect it.

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dame soumbi 2019-01-09 00:27:24

Watching Jimmy Kimmel is like seeing your favorite band 20 years later... disappointing, sad, and indescribably upsetting.

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Diamond HD 2021-03-08 17:11:11

I prefer Trevor Noah.

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Borg Cube 2019-07-24 16:00:47

Nice Job, EmpLemon. You made a nice unbiased video on how stupid the main-stream media is lmao

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Soham Vij 2021-03-05 21:08:58

This... feels like an attack on liberals

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MillionaireNo1 2021-03-08 00:53:38

So is critisizm not allowed?

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Soham Vij 2021-03-08 01:40:56

@MillionaireNo1 8:03 this isn't criticism this is hatred (also there is no z in criticism)

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iamhungey12345 2020-10-19 01:13:01

This aged...a little too well.

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Okuyasu Nijimura 2021-01-30 22:22:47

What happened

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KanekiNegs 2021-01-31 05:24:12

Yea what happened I don’t pay attention to things

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khyron2010 2021-02-07 00:11:53

Yee Yee Juice trump lost and the far right is raging harder than liberals were when Trump won

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Kurt 2021-02-10 19:04:41

@khyron2010 I'm sorry, you sure that is what's happening? Because I see the left wing complaining they feel used, and the right wing yelling "WE TOLD YOU SO!" while also still trying to defend our way of life.

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khyron2010 2021-02-10 21:09:31

@Kurt na not really. Conservatives were raging that trump lost. Saying how Biden is not president and storming the capitol and stuff

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Kurt 2021-02-10 21:12:47

@khyron2010 And that is supposed to mean what?

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EggCore 2021-02-11 02:10:45

@Kurt an insurrection lmao

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Kurt 2021-02-11 03:24:22

@EggCore What "insurrection"?

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ryguy 2021-02-20 22:49:19

@khyron2010
BLM burned down cities for months in 2020.

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khyron2010 2021-02-20 22:52:41

@ryguy 90% of the protests were peaceful. I don't know what that has to do about the presidency. You racist or something?

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ryguy 2021-02-21 13:37:33

@khyron2010
No, they weren't. I know you leftists love your precious buzzwords but you can't call everybody you don't like a racist.

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khyron2010 2021-02-21 21:36:49

@ryguy yes they were my guy. and i did not call you racist i asked if you were

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Zach Hill 2021-02-23 01:40:41

@ryguy That’s not all BLM, that’s Antifa and general anarchists. BLM demonstrations are mostly peaceful until one of these two show up, or the police can’t control a situation and resort to anti-riot tactics, and because the police can’t tell the difference between peaceful protesters and anarchists...

...because sometimes, it’s genuinely tough to tell the differences.

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Weeb Generator 2021-03-03 01:14:47

“90% of the BLM protests were peaceful, quit generalizing them.”
👇
“The capitol storm was an insurrection attempt by only Trump supporters, and Conservatives were raging about Trump losing.”

🤔

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khyron2010 2021-03-03 01:18:03

@Weeb Generator Trump supporters were at the capitol doing that. I didn't say all conservatives supported that are defended it. but there were notable people who did

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Weeb Generator 2021-03-03 02:35:53

@khyron2010 they were but just say rioters. Not all of them were Trump supporters, some just wanted in the capitol building lol

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 09:03:23

@khyron2010 literally not true at all😂 no one is raging mr anime profile pic, atleast not by ways of physical violence and rioting

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Slimer Magoo 2021-03-09 09:04:37

@khyron2010 the truth is right in front of you yet you fail to grasp it I pity you🙏🏽

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khyron2010 2021-03-12 03:01:36

@Springo Glimbus why do you say that?

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Sansa brutal 2021-03-14 06:35:06

Kobe one aged poorly, man this could of cancel him.

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Meatyman53 2020-11-01 06:00:41

Holy shit... Years later this holds truer than ever.

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Alexander Reinfield 2018-07-02 06:48:08

Jimmy Kimmel so overrated

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SirGarforth 2018-07-08 03:28:31

To quote Salieri, "He has yet to achieve mediocrity."

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Mr. O'Kane fan 321 2018-07-16 18:11:14

Alexander Reinfield
He literally just makes fun of Trump as the audience laughs.

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James 22 2018-07-20 02:59:20

Toots yeah he hella bad.

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Scatman 2018-07-27 17:14:41

lets spend more money but not let kids use the computers for work even though their much cheaper

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The McGuinness Experiment 2018-08-10 10:40:39

666 likes...

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Alexander Reinfield 2018-08-10 12:36:18

lol~ The power of the devil will curse Jimmy~

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The McGuinness Experiment 2018-08-10 12:46:59

Alexander Reinfield yes you get it

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An_Annoying_Cat 2018-08-24 11:58:17

Alexander Reinfield no shit Sherlock

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Daniel Price 2018-09-12 08:12:05

I know this was a lifetime ago, and he is now the exact opposite of what he used to be. But, the Man Show was excellent.

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Xander 2018-09-21 06:23:37

can i favorite a comment

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Oliver Hann 2018-10-10 18:16:19

David T he’s actually a really nice guy, I used to work with him on the tech side

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Sebastian Stone 2021-03-24 20:46:48

The creepy barge hepatosplenomegaly mess up because basketball bareilly smash like a accidental sprout. dramatic, cute diamond

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Alex D 2021-01-14 16:33:05

Honestly your critique of "real issues" sounds much more progressive than the majority of the democratic party.

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Thunder Blood 2021-03-03 20:26:53

We need people as civil as him, able to point out flaws, regardless of being left or right.

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Heliverus Calion 2021-03-05 16:31:17

I just don't get why having a black president means race relations are fine now

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grateful dead 2021-06-13 23:59:31

because the democratic party isn’t progressive. it’s closer to republican values than leftist values in a lot of ways

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Ashley Krpata 2019-08-12 00:36:43

Finally someone who doesnt agree with guns but knows that banning them wouldnt do a thing

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Isaac T. Rmz. 2021-03-11 06:20:50

Not from USA... Boring or not everyone here kinda bias yo Trump

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TheMudKip 3490 2020-03-20 13:51:27

When you like a man who decides to be neutral in political conversations, while still cracks jokes.

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Nick Lancer 2020-01-28 01:05:53

May Kobe Bryant rest in peace, but remember that this is a video that proves a point about Jimmy Kimmel's hypocrisy (as mentioned by @SpriteLite). Although I'll admit, the segment here that Kobe is mentioned in (13:03) feels quite a bit ironic now...

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OsneKeT 2020-02-02 22:29:37

Why would it be ironic just becauae kobe died?
Its not like that undoes that he went on trial for rape.

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Nick Lancer 2020-02-05 02:25:13

I still stand by my words. Pardon me for not clarifying: I used "irony" to refer to how peculiarly odd (and somewhat hilarious) it is that Kobe's past trial conflicts with his globally renowned status. They're not supposed to go together. It's like a "paradox" to me, in a way

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HutchTheWolf 2019-10-01 16:42:41

Still gotta say that Conan is probably the best late night show... but that’s like comparing the experience of eating Taco Bell to the diarrhea you get 3 hours later.

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Travis Beck 2018-04-08 09:09:15

Who would have thunk Roseanne would be the voice of reason 😂 great video Emp! Keep doing the lords work!

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meme 2018-04-07 21:29:48

Your next 30 minute video should be an explanation of why 1 does not equal 2.

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The Guy 69 2018-04-07 22:00:07

Good idea!

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J H 2018-04-07 22:02:21

Oh I get it because EMP is just saying obvious shit?

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clawz161 2018-04-07 22:13:10

meme 2+2=fish

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Felipe Jaquez 2018-04-07 22:46:27

Such a Thick layer of passive aggressiveness hmmmm its like caramel

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Manser 2018-04-07 22:58:15

Windjammer Enomoto :thonking:

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Miss Kobe Yoshi 2018-04-07 23:04:57

Wait 1 doesn't equal 2?

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Darchendon 2018-04-08 00:44:37

I have my eye on you, Cirnoposter.

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The Traveller 2021-03-01 11:50:46

It's a 2 year old video but it still completely stands to this day, and I have a feeling that it will continue to be thay way for a long time.

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TheSP33DFREAK 2018-08-31 04:48:17

The scummiest thing he's done is use his sick child to make a political point.

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purple-expon 2019-09-26 15:49:55

You know he’s making a children’s book? oh boy.

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R Linders 2019-12-06 08:12:15

"Orange man acts really silly" by Jimbo

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Mazder_ 2018-04-09 02:27:21

i wish i could make a 30 minute video as interesting as this with such a bland topic

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TheBeggies95 2020-02-01 18:18:53 (edited 2020-02-01 18:31:59 )

Your content is gold man, i love how you can see through liberals tactics

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Ommurg 2021-03-06 18:35:40

Why that little kids lips look like he has been getting botox for 30 years?

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Jack H 2018-04-07 22:45:43 (edited 2018-04-07 22:52:46 )

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Kimmy Jimbo

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Galfin SP 2021-03-10 23:27:31

John Oliver is better then jimmy kimmel

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bandit the ONE 2021-03-14 16:25:59

And John Oliver's show has gotten better because he had to go into a white void without an audience

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Rafael Miranda 2020-12-06 13:55:25

I absolutely love this video. Finally a true unbiased view on the shit that is the media.

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big billy brobbulons broth bug 2021-03-21 19:46:38

this vids pretty good but if you arent seeing the clear conservative bias i dont know what to tell you. hes right about hollywood shills but he then goes and conflates a bunch of shit about progressives and liberals and leftists into a sargon strawman you would see in 2016

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no u 2021-01-19 12:58:11

Me: I should study for a test
Also Me: watches as 30 minute documentary on an opinion I already had

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T.A 2018-07-02 05:19:31

Stephen Colbert even tho he made fun of Trump, he actually praises if Trump for doing something right or great.
He knew where to draw the line.

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T.A 2018-07-03 16:29:18 (edited 2018-07-03 16:30:12 )

Antiform true but at least he is high quality shit :v ... but I'm a fan of Stephen and I like how he made fun of the president but so far from my perspective, he knew where to draw the line and like I said he praise the president if he did something good.
But sometimes I also don't agree with his opinion like Star Wars case.

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Eloquenz. 2018-07-14 17:41:27

Antiform, well Trump is obviously 100% the one and only solution to all our problems.

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Spades Slick 2018-07-16 03:10:05

Unlike Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert is actually funny

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TackyWhale 2018-07-19 23:16:16

I hope you're not kidding around.

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Alex P 2018-07-23 19:42:40

Petra Art when tf has he ever done that?

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MrQwerty999222 2018-07-27 08:40:00

At least Colbert is better than Conan. He's easily the worst out of all the talk show hosts.

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Eli Propeck 2018-09-30 03:35:04

@MrQwerty999222 incorrect

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Endy 2018-04-07 21:30:06

Content Cop - Jimmy Kimmel

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RnR 2018-04-07 22:11:46

Endy what we do here is go back

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Endy 2018-04-07 22:20:22

DampBroadcast Oof

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Ric012335 2018-04-20 17:41:43

Behind the Meme hasn't uploaded videos in a month. The memes are safe for now.

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Henny 2020-09-21 12:34:25

According to Jimmy Kimmel, encouraging people to vote is an outlandish, crazy viewpoint...

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kittykittybangbang 2021-01-06 23:17:45 (edited 2021-01-06 23:19:26 )

@Zelda Fan77 Adam ruins everything is an annoying person

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dares 2018-04-07 22:07:54 (edited 2018-04-07 22:13:30 )

THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC NOW

I'm really serious this video may just help people understand the REAL problems that this country has

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dares 2018-04-13 20:21:33

SamTheFallenSon 69 then we will use other means

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Spratt 2018-12-18 06:51:37

emp lemon is probably the most underrated channel on youtube. the guy is really intelligent and puts so much work in

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TrickZ 2021-03-23 05:12:11

27:40

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Telomerase 2019-06-04 05:43:34

I've got to admit, I was a little hesitant to believe your points about Jimmy's Soapboxing until that moment at 27:19. Holy shit. He's not even discussing the points she brings up. He calls her crazy even though she was saying reasonable things, and doesn't give a reason as to why. He uses is as an offhand comment, as the butt of a joke. Because he doesn't WANT to have a conversation. Because that's not what these shows are about. If you have a conversation like that, you're not playing to what your audience wants out of their entertainment. What they want out of their entertainment (in this case) is to sit down after a hard day and just have a good time, which I think is reasonably. The problem is that now people have started to find so much enjoyment and pride in what they believe politically that now all you need to keep someone entertained is stroke that ego. And it's just a vicious cycle, because people want that ego to be stroked so they watch those shows again, and get even more entrenched. You see this with both sides of politics, people are just getting so entrenched into what they believe politically that they aren't willing to have an actual conversation or even come up with their opinions themselves.

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Spoon 2021-08-01 00:02:36

This was the whole point of this 31 minute long video

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Rose Mulet 2020-05-26 23:25:53

Who’s here after the rest of the world finally discovered The late night Jimmys’ blackface?

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PrimusBlitz 2020-05-27 02:25:21

Which Jimmy? Fallon or Kimmel?

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SampleSimple 2020-06-23 11:26:55

Primus Blitz Kimmel

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Traior246 2020-07-08 09:34:16

Actually both

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Patrick Berne 2018-04-08 03:52:29 (edited 2018-04-08 03:54:38 )

The first time I watched or even really heard of Jimmy Kimmel was when he bashed YouTube Gaming without really understanding it (probably 2-3 years ago now).

I don't watch others play video games often (usually only do it if I want to see if a game is worth a purchase), but holy crap... Kimmel has such a skewed view of the millennial generation it sickens me.

He's not the only one either. I can remember a bunch of other people like Rachael Maddow bashing on things like Pepe the Frog as a white supremacist symbol when they really did not understand what the hell they were talking about.

Also on a side note, does anyone miss the Colbert Report? Stephen was usually decently or pretty funny despite shoving liberal viewpoints into everything and this was all before the days of Trump politics. Same with Jon Stewart.

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SidTV25 2020-04-06 22:29:58

Jimmy Kimmel looks and sounds like he's reading all this jokes at gunpoint

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Da Q LIu 2021-03-19 04:48:34

The roomy berry rationally tour because soldier gergely fade beneath a thirsty anime. wrong, overt shadow

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The 5th Estate 2018-04-08 06:31:03

hand motioning intensifies

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BananaLeech 2018-04-20 18:27:20

I knew there was something fishy about this man ever since he cried over that lion he never knew before. btw good stuff Emp

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PanCakesAreDope 2018-11-28 18:45:15 (edited 2018-11-28 18:46:19 )

When jimmy kimmel talks he sounds like he is always on the verge of crying.

HE IS A LITTLE EMOTIONAL GIRL.

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Richard Ball 2021-04-08 19:34:44

By your own admission, this vid is twice as long as the amount of time you watched the show before declaring it the "worst you've ever seen" and the host a "cultural tumor"....doing so with complete 100% self-assured rightousness that, since you didn't enjoy the 2 segments you watched, you can't possibly imagine that anyone anywhere could find it entertaining ever.

Way to hold back and not jump top any bold conclusions, bro.

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Jasiah 2021-04-10 18:33:08

It’s his opinion he never said that no one likes jimmy Kimmel it was only a theory and it’s quite ironic that you bash him because he only watch two segments yet you are here leaving a hate comment clearly not watch the full video

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Jasiah 2021-04-10 18:38:43

And it’s funny how you ignore all the other solid claims he puts up in this video and only focuses on the entertainment value

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Ollie Does Art 2021-04-25 09:41:57

@Jasiah Please punctuate, that was barely legible. I watched his entire video, and none of Kimmel. I don't like him based on what I've seen here, but I'm not gonna go around calling him a "cultural tumor" and assuming all of his intent is bad. By that same measure I should assume Emp is a nazi for using imagery of anti-jewish propaganda

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Voltaire 2021-04-16 09:25:32

Your videos are the tone and length of video essays, but with none of the insight

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Obama_ Yo_Mama 2021-04-18 01:36:28 (edited 2021-04-18 01:37:00 )

Theres a thing called editing a comment, you dont need to add 3 comments jesus also yes, its an opinion piece...

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Voltaire 2021-04-18 04:59:47 (edited 2021-04-18 05:04:41 )

@Obama_ Yo_Mama Calm down, three is not excessive lol

An opinion piece yet with the tone of objective analysis, that's what I'm saying. And yeah I expected his opinion... about Kimmel. Not half the video devolving into irrelevant political grandstanding lmao.

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Obama_ Yo_Mama 2021-04-18 12:20:12

@Voltaire Ye sorry if that reply came off as rude I was mad from a real life thing

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chris miller 2021-03-09 06:06:18

8:10 it sucks when the new channel you like turns out to be some MAGA nonsense

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mine craft 2021-04-06 15:27:10

He hates Trump though

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rejvaik 2021-07-27 07:27:37

But he said multiple times he hates Trump in this same video

Buddy I don't like trump either, but you have to admit that a lot of things in this video were indeed legitimate criticism

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:10:36

@rejvaik he “hates” trump but doesn’t seem to show any liking to the other side. Just cause he’s not a fascist doesn’t mean he can be very ignorant at times regarding politics

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Royal Potato 2018-04-21 16:38:39

As a "liberal" myself, I agree with this video in every part, although I believe most liberals aren't as extreme as you make them seem. The extreme ones are the outspoken ones, which makes the rest of the more moderate liberals (the ones that don't talk about politics as much) seem toxic to the right. This is also true of the right: KKK members vote for Donald Trump and the left absolutely loses its collective mind; it's not all or even most Republicans but the left still sees the most outspoken ones as representing the whole party. I strongly oppose the riots that are happening at colleges and such and I really wish people would talk more about the real issues like the ones you brought up in the video. Also I've never watched Jimmy Kimmel but I'm pretty sure he doesn't care what he has to say as long as he gets what he wants... Just like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton imo.

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saitomd 2018-04-23 09:28:44 (edited 2018-04-23 09:29:14 )

McBandit Hope
And the right has control of all three branches of the government. You've got people like Arthur Jones, a literal Nazi, winning a Republican primary. You've got politicians, including the president, endorsing Roy Moore, an accused sex offender of several minors. You've got Mike Pence as the Vice President, who pushes for homosexual conversion therapy. Don't even get me started on abuse of power.

There's problems on both sides, don't pick and choose where it suits your sensibilities.

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oiyabastard 2018-04-27 20:36:00

Royal Potato did what is it like 250 actual KKK members in America they were started by democrats anyway liberal citizens I just bamboozled lemmings by the racist Elite who own both parties Trump is anti New World Order and he is trying to put this country back in action for its people

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Pizza Dwight 2018-04-28 09:40:02

oiyabastard democrats then are not the same as democrats today lol stop it

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Meltman 2018-05-01 00:41:04

oiyabastard I hope you’re joking.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2018-05-04 11:41:27

The issue is that the US society is way to polarized. There is no middle ground anymore. There is only left or right. The conservatives act like fucking six year olds and the liberals like 14 year old brats. There needs to be a big, stable political party that covers the middle ground and it needs to be agreeable for most people, but that also means that everyone needs to be able to make a compromise, but it seems like thats impossible nowadays.

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Meltman 2018-05-04 14:22:54

Youtube User Exactly.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 03:15:22

Youtube User There is a political ideology whose members still believe in the values that made this country great. The problem is you call them Nazis and claim they want to murder children. And then you pretend like you're willing to talk.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2018-05-05 07:39:41

ExecratedPlays what values are those that make this community great? Casual racism/sexism, no welfare so poor/sick/injured people are fucked, giving corporations way too many rights, so they can exploit people? Do you want me to continiue?

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 14:14:25

Youtube User That's exactly my point. You hurl insults like a six year old, all while claiming you just want to talk about how to improve things and attempting to blame everyone else for being unwilling to compromise when you're not even willing to consider dissenting opinions. You screech about Nazis, and then you march in the street in support of Nazi ideals such as the suppression of free speech and the banning of firearms.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 14:38:01

ExecratedPlays Hey, hey, hey, now, let's not call each other Nazis like six-year-olds, claim to want to talk about how to improve things, and attempt to blame everyone else for being unwilling to compromise when you're not even willing to consider dissenting opinions. You'd also better not screech about Nazis and march in the street in support of Nazi ideals such as institutional discrimination and warlike tendencies.

That would be hypocrisy.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 14:45:06

Royal Potato That will likely be his response, though I'm certain he will include far more attempts at insults.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 14:55:11

ExecratedPlays I was talking about you :3

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 15:10:10

Royal Potato Ah, perhaps you should read my response before you comment, then.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 15:29:46

ExecratedPlays I did read your comment(s), as a matter of fact, most of what I said is taken directly from it. The problem isn't that people are unwilling to argue, it's that no one actually knows anything. The truth is so bogged down by skepticism that no one has any idea whether they are right or not. Donald Trump may not have started this debate but he definitely brought it to the forefront of politics. Now anyone can say anything they want and get away with it under the phrase "biased media."

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 15:33:30

Royal Potato If you read my replies, you'd have seen that I did none of what you claimed.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 15:39:56

ExecratedPlays So saying that someone "hurls insults like a six year old" isn't an insult in itself?

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 15:40:42

ExecratedPlays Take a second to read your own comment before you respond.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 16:00:18

Royal Potato Is it? You didn't seem to think so when someone who agreed with you called all conservatives "fucking six year olds," but suddenly it's unacceptable when it's repeated back to you? Thank you, by the way, for proving my point about the Left being unwilling to even consider dissenting opinions with your claim that conservatives are marching in the street in support of "institutional discrimination."

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 16:26:35

ExecratedPlays The comment you are quoting chastises both sides, whereas you're just cherry-picking the conservative half to try and play the victim. You haven't "proven" anything because to say that I alone represent ALL liberals in the ENTIRE COUNTRY is, guess what??? Discrimination.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 16:30:13

ExecratedPlays oh yeah also this is the youtube comment section so what did you expect?

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 16:38:56

Royal Potato I didn't chastise any side in my reply to your friend. Rather, I pointed out his hypocrisy. Due to the tribal nature of the Left, you rushed to his defense while ignoring his having attacked first. And I never said you represented all Liberals, but your actions, in conjunction with the actions of your friend, are proof of the hypocrisy of the Left.

I expected nothing less, or more, from you and other liberals in the comments.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 16:44:38

ExecratedPlays If I'm a hypocrite, so are you.

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 16:47:19

ExecratedPlays Also, I don't like you calling me and my fellow blood brothers tribal. It's OfFeNsIvE!¡ >;o

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 16:48:31

ExecratedPlays Oh, but wait... You rushed to the defense of conservatives when someone said something bad about them.... hmmmmm it's almost like you're a hypocrite hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 16:48:34

Royal Potato It's not hypocrisy to point out your hypocrisy.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 17:58:11

Royal Potato I didn't rush to the defense of anybody, I simply pointed out the hypocrisy of you and your friend. And just because you're a hypocrite doesn't mean everybody else is a hypocrite.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 19:40:41

Royal Potato I'm defending myself against you, yes, but that isn't what you said. Again, my pointing out your hypocrisy doesn't make me a hypocrite.

Liberals do support Nazi ideals, and do march in the streets to promote. You oppose Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Assembly and the right of the people to defend themselves against tyranny.

The left's unwillingness to discuss important issues, such as those I just mentioned, and their screaming of NAZI at anybody that disagrees with them is not a superficial problem.

My Let's Play channel? I don't have a Let's Play channel. I think you're becoming unhinged.

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ExecratedPlays 2018-05-05 22:27:10

Royal Potato I can #NotAll it if you want, but it's not going to change the fact that huge swaths of the Left, likely constituting a majority, support politicians and activists when they talk about confiscating guns and silencing dissenting opinions. The Left wants speech codes, hate speech laws and a disarmed populace. If you oppose those things, why do you support them?

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Royal Potato 2018-05-05 23:24:32

ExecratedPlays
>I don't like Donald Trump
>I'm gay and at least half of all conservatives discriminate against LGBT people (yeah remember how marriage equality is less than ten yesrs old? Conservatives were the main pushback to the whole thing).
>I don't want to ban all guns, just make it more difficult for people (especially mentally unstable ones) to get an unnecessary amount of them
>Furthermore, more than 25% of ALL Americans suffer from one or several mental illness(es) and there is a huge population of those who remain undiagnosed because mental health (awareness, treatment, etc.) in this country is trash.
>Therefore, I believe this country is extremely far behind in important things like universal healthcare, and that Obamacare/ACA needed to happen (source: my mother is a nurse)
>I believe conservatives are being tricked about global climate change; it is a serious threat that should not be ignored. Debates should be about whether we should spend more money on research and alternative fuel rather than its sheer existence.
>for hate speech: calling a black person the "n" word may or may not be offensive, it depends on who says it and in what context; I don't believe the word should be banned, but it should be met with more scrutiny when conservative politicians call black people "negroes" or the other "n" word. And yes, I know it is only a slim minority of people that say that in public but that doesn't mean we should turn a blind eye to it. We also shouldn't go overboard, obviously.
>Children that are born in the US to undocumented immigrants and grow up wanting to be American citizens should have the right to be (some people feel very negatively towards illegal immigrants even if the children had nothing to do with it).
>Women have the right to abortion.
>I support the separation of church and state.
>Tax cuts for the rich is fucking stupid
>Conservatives don't support paying more taxes on things... and although a lot of their voters come from the deep south, a highly impoverished region, most of them don't benefit from state-run organizations that are designed to help them like food stamps and whatnot.
>No one is even discussing infrastructure issues; this is an issue on both sides but conservatives tend to dislike spending tax dollars, which means it would take even longer to finish any infrastructure work.
>Russia hasn't been playing very nicely with anyone recently.
>Marijuana should be legal for medicinal and other practical applications (I think I even saw where it can be turned into paper with like one tenth the cost of paper made from trees). Recreational use can be based on state, that's a whatever kind of thing. Oh yeah, MJ is also less addictive than nicotine so there's that.
>I think it would be cool to see what would happen if handguns were completely illegal in one state (a pilot study, if you will) just to see if it is as successful as it was for the UK and Denmark, which have less than 10% as many murders than the US combined If not, they should definitely be illegal in most parts of cities if they aren't already because they are a major problem in those places. The idea that all liberals want to ban all guns is ridiculously misconstrued.
>One more thing about guns: they're fast. If someone pulled a gun on you, you would have no time to react to it and pull out your own gun before you would get shot, especially close-range like in most cases with robberies and murders, so having one is completely ineffectual.
>We need to better the education system in a way that doesn't involve puking money at it because that's not working. Now consider Denmark, in which teachers are on the same tier as doctors as far as public respect and education go.
>Speaking of education, the idea that we can somehow miraculously bring back coal and other factory and industry jobs is ridiculous and we need to focus more time on individualizing education.
>The thing that gets me the most is that a lot of the things I mentioned earlier have already been implemented in Europe and are doing really well. The standard of living in the US is leagues behind the rest of the civilized world and we're all scratching our heads as to why.
>Bernie Sanders was fucked over by Clinton's shenanigans so I wouldn't say I'm pleased with the DNC or a democrat, just liberal-minded.

Did I cover everything? I'm not saying conservative-minded people have dumb or completely invalid opinions, not even close. Obviously, they wouldn't even exist if Republicans were completely wrong in literally every way possible.

Tl;dr you asked me my reasons why I am a liberal, and I gave them to you.

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red led’s ;p 2021-04-03 00:10:11 (edited 2021-04-03 00:11:08 )

It’s not as uncommon as you think for women to be harassed in the same way hollywood stars harass them. The power dynamic that allows assault and rape exists outside of hollywood. So, it is more of a men’s issue than hollywood issue. However, i’m not saying it’s a men’s issue and a men’s issue only, for this power dynamic can apply for women in states of power, that situation is more unlikely, but not impossible and shouldn’t be overlooked. I understand what you were saying by calling it a hollywood issue but saying that women outside of hollywood don’t get harassed or assaulted is just incorrect.

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SuperSaiyan Zero 2021-04-03 21:01:54 (edited 2021-04-03 21:03:03 )

What? He didn't deny it exists outside of Hollywood or the power dynamic. In the context of a video about a Hollywood guy

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red led’s ;p 2021-04-04 03:16:01 (edited 2021-04-04 03:18:03 )

@SuperSaiyan Zero 15:55 - 16:20 basically belittles the situation by saying that it’s not something that happens/is common which is ... untrue.
edit: i get what he was trying to do but the execution was incorrectly-worded, that’s all i’m saying. it’s not a big deal, relax.

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Carlos Diaz 2021-03-21 20:45:02

I love how you inject your own political views into a video where you explicitly denounce someone for doing exactly that, you're very American

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kittykittybangbang 2021-03-23 18:52:43

American?

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Jesus Villa 2021-03-24 18:31:50

Like what?

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Loco Bandito 2021-04-03 04:56:07 (edited 2021-04-03 04:56:54 )

I was thinking the same lol, kinda miss the whole point of why he hate kimmel

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namelessrocker12 2021-03-11 16:48:55

You had me until “race relations aren’t a problem anymore” with a picture of obama as president as proof. Talk about oversimplifying, lol

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Connor The Duke 2021-03-17 22:16:42

I mean yeah, but to be fair I don’t know a single person thats racist, besides my 70ish old teacher that got fired for it

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kittykittybangbang 2021-03-23 19:12:01

@Connor The Duke "There's food on my plate, where's world hunger?"

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T. Reza Budiansyah 2021-02-17 16:22:00

Came for explaining Kimmel, stayed for the misdirection these people made towards the real debilitating issues. Well done.

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Chaddington Bear 2021-03-03 00:17:14

THANK you for this! 8:42. All the smoothbrains on YouTube whine that Jimmy Fallon is not funny but he is funny and the guy tries to maintain an actual place for comedy and not low-hanging-fruit-political-bullshit. Thank you for showing that he deserves a little more credit.

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That_ Deadeyegamer79 2021-03-02 10:26:03

I actually used to watch late shows a lot, I loved Fallon for awhile but Seth Myers and Kimmel made me stop watching cable TV as a whole. It was "Orange man bad look orange man funne" every night and one night I got so pissed and tired of hearing about it so thanks Jimmy Kimmel, you saved me from cable TV.

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Togedemaru's Iridescence 2021-02-16 15:49:31

Modern political arguments in a nutshell:
-If you're a liberal, you're an idiotic SJW snowflake!
-If you're conservative, you're a racist ignorant old guy!
-If you're a centrist/non-partisan, you're not taking action and are part of the problem plaguing America today!
-If you were offended or disagree with what I'm saying, then you're an awful person who starts arguments randomly!
-And if you do start an argument in the comment section, you're also part of the problem because you're an awful person who gets triggered easily!

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-02-22 22:19:02

Basically you can't win cuz someone out there is going to shit on you for your beliefs.

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Ben Keenan 2021-03-01 21:32:35

I agree with what you’re saying about kümmel. He’s not funny. At all. And I agree with you on the politics, he shouldn’t talk about Trump as much as he does, it’s not even good points he makes it’s just “Trump bad”. But it would help sell your point more if you didn’t make your own political remarks. It’s kind of hypocritical.

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132 Gaming 2021-02-09 23:56:50

How are we gonna get rid of racism?

Stop talking about it.

Damn, Morgan Freeman is very smart indeed.

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friedkimchi 2021-03-01 02:45:38

I’ve seen that interview and I agree with most of what he said other than that. I don’t think that just not talking about racism will make it go away

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Maxdud 2021-03-02 20:37:26

@friedkimchi its not that, instead of saying
Youre a black man
Youre a white man
You just say
You are a man, the very being of labelling on color was one of his points, it isnt just "ignoring" the bad.

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friedkimchi 2021-03-02 21:37:37

@Maxdud I totally agree, but idk if that was all he is talking about

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Mesotolioma 2021-03-05 04:19:45

Ignore differences, embrace similarities

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ParrotPlays 2021-03-05 06:04:01

@Maxdud idk if just closing your eyes will make a problem go away, even if people stop complaining about racism, racists are still going to exist and will just exist without backlash

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Nigel Thornberry 2021-03-08 17:55:08

Christ yall are basic. The whole idea of “stop talking about racism” is that stat quo good. This mentality infers that George Floyd wasn’t killed out of racial motives, because racism doesn’t exist, so if we just ignore the problem it’ll go away. That’s a luxury you can only afford if you haven’t been harassed by cops before. Your solution is that people should stop complaining about things because they’re already fine; if everyone sticks their head in the sand then the problem goes away.

Not to say that the avg liberal’s pretty lazy when it comes to pushing stuff like better education in poor neighborhoods or decreasing the length of drug sentencing in america. Changing those things would put a lot of people born at a disadvantage more leeway and opportunity to move up in society and not end up in prison and become a second class citizen. A lot of people stop at reposting a black square on instagram or pushing for more representation in media.

When people push for petty easy to agree with rhetoric and blow it out of proportion like it’s the biggest problem, people will start to think it’s the biggest problem. The worst problem with gay people in america isn’t representation, it’s gay + trans people getting lynched and kicked out on the street for what they choose to do with their bodies. It’s massively influential people like Jk Rowling manipulating people into seeing changing one’s gender as a disease that must be purged.

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AmericanNightmare 2021-03-14 22:07:33

@Maxdud I do believe that’s exactly what he meant, just stop talking about race
If there’s no mention of race it’s extremely hard to be racist

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Tymera 2021-04-18 09:57:58

@AmericanNightmare That's kind of messed up man. He was a father.

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AmericanNightmare 2021-04-18 11:53:11

@Tymera does being a father set you free of all legal responsibilities? Certainly not, if it did a large portion of people receive a get out of jail free card

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Xanny Dante ッ 2021-04-26 15:25:28 (edited 2021-04-26 15:27:01 )

@Slender Man 186 did you watch the trial? Or not cause during the trial it was proven by 3 different medical examiners that he didn't die of a fentanyl overdose but ok bud just keep ignoring that and you can literally search online there's no report that says he died of fentanyl so idk where you're getting that information from

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Tymera 2021-06-16 15:34:20

@Xanny Dante ッ You know where the information is from

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Little Babyman 2021-07-08 21:41:18

@Nigel Thornberry we aren’t saying it doesn’t exist.

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Optimus 2021-02-21 02:41:57

Joker was a better comedian than Jimmy Kimmel.

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smokie 2021-03-02 01:50:37

This is the best video I've seen on YouTube. Over my near decade of viewing this is just the best view on the media and how people don't actually look into what's going on, what they gaslight and what they don't talk about. I would comment more but this video just explains it all. 10/10 GREAT STUFF

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Mothman Prophet 2021-02-17 15:06:24

Good vid, EmpLemon. I can imagine that you got a lot of flak for saying the things you did. Well done.

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Discord Dan 2021-03-01 14:40:09

Cant lie, anything ive watched is better than jimmy Kimmel live cause ive laughed at just about every other show except this one

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Goro Akechi 2021-03-02 01:55:55

As a socialist, Kimmel embodies the ‘smug liberalism’ that I think may be the core of why liberals are so easily hatable by standard people. He just makes me angry, to the point I want to bitch slap him live on stage. Best part is, I haven’t seen any of his content. The closest I came was ads on YouTube and a teaser in the back of a New York Cab.

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GRANTIMUS PRIME OFFICIAL 2021-03-03 22:42:44

I'm a centrist, considered too left for the right and too right for the left and I completely agree. There's just something about it when people on the left get smug that makes them so damn unlikable. That's not to say the right doesn't have its fair share of unlikable people though.

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MastaRyLo 2021-02-18 02:06:00

This video is more relevant two years later.

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Zane J 2021-02-14 18:45:48

This aged very well

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James Davenport 2021-02-10 04:00:59

Jimmy fallon may be basically a default character but that isnt all bad lol. I find him somewhat funny. And I immensely respect not having a billion political jokes shoved down my gullet

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DodgeThatAttack 2021-02-28 17:06:48

God im fed up of hearing about how we need to help the 'minority' instead of helping the troubled

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sam 9786 S 2021-03-02 10:44:57

Cmon, every one knows that a black multi millionare has it worse than a white guy starving to death because of systematic racism!

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TheAnalogKid 2021-02-22 02:23:18

The 10,000 dislikes are from the people who didn’t watch the full video, or ignored all the logical talking points Emp made.

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-02-22 22:15:20 (edited 2021-02-22 22:15:43 )

I only disliked because of his rant on liberals. I hate jimmy kimmel, but emp saying that "white privilege isn't real" is something I don't agree with personally.

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-02-22 23:58:12

@Crouching Tiger There is no LAW suppressing minorities, but the issue of white privilege is still present in society. The disproportionate amount of black people compared to white people who are wrongfully incarcerated is one big example, the majority of white people are less likely to be racially profiled than a Black/Hispanic/Asian etc. .And also, wtf do you mean by "The reason why African Americans have a lower average income is because of the culture they live in and they grow up in." How is the way we live affecting how were at a disadvantage? I would love to have this not be attributed to race but that's the unfortunate truth.

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Crouching Tiger 2021-03-01 18:46:14

@KENSETH ROBB yes gangs, street culture and the ghettos is America’s social norms. Don’t be dense

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Crouching Tiger 2021-03-01 19:01:20

@KENSETH ROBB believe it or not people have control over their destiny for the most part, if instead of a culture that glorified gangs, drugs and flunking in school they would be going to post secondary and getting proper jobs but instead they choose to live in poverty. And this is not a race thing. White people who live in those areas tend to do bad as well

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philly_cheese_dog 2021-02-25 05:47:54

Honestly who even watches late-night tv shows, as actual entertainment?

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Yourfriendlyneighborhoodbear 2021-03-02 17:43:23 (edited 2021-03-02 17:43:41 )

13:05 That one didn't age quite so well

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Ryu Ranzou 2021-03-01 05:43:05

I see him and other talk show hosts as the face of cable television and it reminds me of why I haven't had cable television in many years.

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Nadim Nahin 2021-02-28 16:51:14

How can he articulate my exact thoughts on Jimmy. So accurate.

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man with long nose 2021-03-04 02:03:53

This video has aged like a fine wine. I hate most conservative media, but if nothing else the majority have shown that they can take a loss by not following the broader trend of "my side lost, time to complain about it for the next 4 years" or producing their own Kimmel.

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-06 16:11:41

Nah not really, the only fine wine that's aged well is Trumps whining of his election loss.

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Kurt 2021-04-10 13:15:02

@PoisonBannana Are you done complaining about Trump? Seriously, mate, when has hating Trump and people who disagree with you done anything for you?

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-10 13:23:59

@Kurt like trump did to Obama for 4 years?

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Kurt 2021-04-10 13:34:42

@PoisonBannana Answer the question. What has hating on Trump done for you?

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-10 14:15:31

@Kurt besides the comic relief and the immese pleasure I get from knowing I was right Trump was a con artist. Hating Trump has made me laugh the hardest I've ever had in my life. 4 years of non stop memes. Trump has gone down as the worst president in history.

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Kurt 2021-04-10 16:38:44

@PoisonBannana Damn, why the hostility?

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-10 16:43:17

@Kurt grow a spine lol

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Kurt 2021-04-10 16:49:08

@PoisonBannana You seem to have a lot of pent-up angst.

What's your relationship with your parents like?

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PoisonBannana 2021-04-10 18:11:16

@Kurt pretty great. How's your relationship with your sister/wife? You have alot of deflection for someone who's unable to cope with the world changing, yet stifles to jump on youtube because you need to come to trumps rescue. Lmao

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Kurt 2021-04-10 18:14:16

@PoisonBannana Jesus, dude, I'm not defending Trump. But you're just spewing venom at anyone who you think is.

What's your deal?

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Eccentriastes 2021-04-17 22:44:48

A large portion of conservatives, including Trump himself, went into total denial that Trump lost and spent months doing everything possible to overturn the election results, up to and including storming the capital. This was encouraged by major conservative media outlets like Newsmax and One American News.

And your takeaway is, at least conservatives showed they can take a loss? Incredible.

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Kurt 2021-04-17 23:55:54

@Eccentriastes Because the election was rigged to all hell.

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Eccentriastes 2021-04-18 01:38:07

@Kurt Case in point.

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Kurt 2021-04-18 01:41:50

@Eccentriastes Case in point? Mate, if you think that was "storming the capital", you should read up on history and see what an actual "coup attempt" looks like.

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man with long nose 2021-04-18 15:58:15 (edited 2021-04-18 15:58:52 )

​@Eccentriastes That's a loud minority of conservatives. Try talking to people who don't spend their life being angry on Twitter and you'll find that while most don't like the results and even think it's possible they were rigged, they still accept the way things turned out and even will speak against the few conservatives who honestly think we should forcefully overturn the results. You're deluding yourself in thinking that dumb internet/tv people even slightly represent the bigger picture.

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Eccentriastes 2021-04-18 16:38:35

​@man with long nose "You're deluding yourself in thinking that dumb internet/tv people even slightly represent the bigger picture."

Isn't that just what this video is doing by focusing on Jimmy Kimmel as the symbol of American liberalism? Even if it is just a minority who were actively trying to overthrow the election results, that's not problem we've had before in living memory at all. By any reasonable standard, the conservative reaction to Trump's loss was worse than the liberal reaction to Clinton's loss.

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man with long nose 2021-04-18 16:51:51

@Eccentriastes He never said that Jimmy represents all liberals, he said that he represents the upper crust of liberalism. Big difference. Also, election results have been being manipulated by both sides for centuries, check ya history.

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Klongu Da Bongu 2021-05-02 13:02:50

Are you serious? What about CNN, MSNBC when Trump won and Hillary lost? Are you blind or what?

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-27 21:34:45

@Kurt you're right. Trump supporters couldn't commit to a real coup cuz they got led by a con artists nice observation.

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Kurt 2021-05-27 21:57:56

@PoisonBannana Oh, really? How so?

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 02:27:55

@Kurt In every single way.

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Kurt 2021-05-28 13:47:40

@PoisonBannana Be specific. After all, if Biden is so "competent", surely you can give us specific examples with proof?

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 13:57:35

@Kurt That's your concern not mine. I don't have to explain a God damn thing to you. All you gotta know is. He's still your president. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Kurt 2021-05-28 18:42:42

@PoisonBannana So you have no actual line of reasoning.

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 18:50:55

@Kurt I don't have to give you any reason. Especially just so you can pretend it's not good enough. Lmao. You're see through. It's pretty obvious. If you want evidence. His approval rating is a good indicator.

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Kurt 2021-05-28 19:28:39

@PoisonBannana Damn, if you're unable to defend your statements beyond "the news says he's good!", then why should I take you seriously?

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 19:41:37

@Kurt like I said. You're see through. I don't have to prove anything to you. Lmao. You're nobody.

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Kurt 2021-05-28 20:13:17

@PoisonBannana Yeah, and how many accusations actually had tangible evidence?

None.

Also, making Trump look bad means nothing. Explain why Biden is so good.

And might I ask, are you old enough to vote?

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 22:01:20

@Kurt I knew you'd say that. Again. Biden has 0 accusation. And trump settled out of court. As he would. 4 thousand lawsuits and counting. Lmaoo

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Kurt 2021-05-28 22:17:48 (edited 2021-05-28 22:18:12 )

@PoisonBannana You've yet to actually tell me (and anyone else watching) why Biden is a "competent president". Instead, you keep lingering on these allegations of "sexual assault" towards former POTUS Trump which means nothing when it comes to discharging the duties of the office of the President of the United States of America.

So, stop taking potshots at Trump for a second, and tell us why Biden is "competent".

Also, your hostile attitude is irrelevant. Please try to be civil, insulting me proves nothing.

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Kurt 2021-05-28 23:49:48

@PoisonBannana No deflection at all. Surely, if he's so competent, then you can tell me of his accomplishments.

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PoisonBannana 2021-05-28 23:53:15

@Kurt You keep deflecting, now you're just lying. Taking example from your idol i see.

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Kurt 2021-05-29 00:40:26

@PoisonBannana Where's the deflection, where's the lie?

I keep asking you a simple question, to show me where Biden's such a good "President", and you've done nothing but insult me and tell me how bad the Orange Man is.

(Also, Trump isn't my "idol", that would be a certain USN Commander.)

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Kurt 2021-05-30 15:29:34

@Francisco Acosta All I will say to the Biden Cultists (like you two) is this:

History shall vindicate me.

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Spooky Ghost 2021-07-23 19:21:27

No they definitely do that and there’s still people on my street who hold up trump flags and yell about it

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man with long nose 2021-07-24 00:11:02

@Spooky Ghost Near me too, but look at the bigger picture. You'll find them scattered in the more rural areas of America, but it's a very vocal minority of people who are unintellent enough not to realize that Trump's chance has passed.

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Francisco Acosta 2021-07-30 18:46:53

@Spooky Ghost My favorite is the "trump 2024, and the Trump 2022" as if he's gonna magically step back into the lime light as if people magically forgot he's garbage.

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:12:55

Jimmy kimmel likes playing woke but he never talks about The Man show 😏

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Northside 2021-02-25 23:20:05

How am I not seeing a comment about "The Man Show?" Jimmy Kimmel wouldn't be able to come back to TV if people made a deal about it. Trump said his grabbing comment and Kimmel acted like he never hosted a show with women called "Juggies" jumping on trampolines to end every show.

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John Duncan 2021-02-28 09:12:11

I have no idea how that's skipped entirely. I feel like the moment the winds change for Kimmel, he'll get cancelled for something regarding the man show.

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GRANTIMUS PRIME OFFICIAL 2021-03-03 23:15:51

@John Duncan It's because he has the correct ideology so he must not be capable of doing wrong

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Nef Waenre 2021-02-17 19:55:53

We try to spread awareness for factory farming and suggesting you go vegan, BUT those SOME people make us all look bad. Trust me, we're not like them. We actually like posting vegan recipes and cute animal pics (wildlife, farm and pets). That's all.

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Dike Mavis 2021-03-03 12:15:53

I’m looking at when this video was released and reflecting on all the hilarity that it unintentionally produced.

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Mike Gonzalez 2021-02-15 08:11:31 (edited 2021-02-15 08:12:23 )

I know this was two years ago however as an actual leftist I can say most of mainstream shows have become a cesspool of neoliberal garbage.

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Poi258 2021-03-03 18:44:58

I honestly sometimes wish Bernie will just create a new party

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Robert Wolff 2021-04-12 20:32:00

He really should

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Klongu Da Bongu 2021-05-02 13:22:00

Champaigne Socialist party, hoooooooo!

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eraclio 2021-02-12 17:57:23

I miss Craig 😔He was the best late night host, hands down.

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dr. Bulky 2021-04-10 07:15:44

We're still blessed with conan soo don't need to worry

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TheMysteriousCatPerson 2021-02-18 12:28:52

I understand why people don’t like Jimmy kimmel, but I don’t understand why people hate Jimmy fallon

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TheMysteriousCatPerson 2021-02-18 12:28:12

I understand why people don’t like Jimmy kimmel, but I don’t understand why people hate Jimmy fallon

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J Lupus 2021-03-05 08:22:59

"Idea inbreeding" - thank you for introducing that idea

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Emperor Xitler 2021-02-20 12:41:51

10:07 This man is a national treasure.

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Andrew Gust-Anderson 2021-02-12 08:02:40

I agree with most of this stuff, but it irritates me how he generalizes left people

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big billy brobbulons broth bug 2021-03-21 19:41:27

he has the right idea about hollywood lib types but he goes off the deep end in generalizing leftists with liberals and showing a clear lack of understanding of any of these issues by boiling them down to irrelevant. hes really close to getting the point but he misses and goes back to the conservative crazy libs anti sjw sargon shit.

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Zawamin 2021-04-12 09:04:59 (edited 2021-04-12 09:05:16 )

@big billy brobbulons broth bug yea dangerously close, luckily his vids are well made and generally he's stayed off that shit in later vids

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b 2021-04-18 22:09:41

@big billy brobbulons broth bug fr that massive unhinged rant about liberals near the end genuinely made me consider suicide for a second

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wangamoses 2021-04-25 23:09:39

@b doubt it lol

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grateful dead 2021-06-14 00:08:20

@John Doe somebody clearly has a lack of political understanding. hey buddy, leftism isn’t what tucker carlson says it is

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Maul 2021-02-25 02:45:39

Kimmel is one of the biggest clowns on television

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Xrystiana Heiselt 2021-03-04 16:03:18

So basically Jimmy Kimmel is the Ray William Johnson of network television.

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TheDizzleHawke 2021-02-14 20:50:58

His Karl Malone impression was hilarious.

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Nef Waenre 2021-02-17 19:34:31 (edited 2021-02-17 19:39:52 )

At least i laugh a lot at the jokes of Fallon. Although i'm biased since he was one of my favourite in SNL. But both are now absolute eyesores. Also, Graham and Conan too. Just don't like talk shows any more.

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TheTeenFromNorthGeorgia 2021-03-03 15:13:28 (edited 2021-03-03 15:13:42 )

4:05 I feel bad for poor Katy Perry who had to suffer the sights and sounds of Vietnam.

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NAME NAME NAME 2021-03-03 12:22:32

"I don't believe that anyone actually likes Jimmy Kimmel"
he said in a video with 10700 dislikes as of now
I think there might be some people that like Kimmel

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Obese Rat Man MC 2021-04-07 23:49:46

I think those dislikes came MORE from his shitty political opinions he gave at the end.

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yungdracomaxi 96 2021-02-09 21:20:24

i think he makes a lot of good points but that race relations comment didn’t age well

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Emperor Spudeman 2021-02-21 14:50:30

From one emperor to the other...
Nice vid bro.

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Vaughan Foulkes-Arnold 2021-02-21 01:26:00 (edited 2021-02-21 02:02:06 )

YouTube is better than TV anyway. I'm personally an English left winger (which is like super left in the US) , but grew up with 4chan so I can see the arguments put forward with Kekistan and there's access on here to reasoned argument from right wing sources as opposed to the bullshit echo Chambers on Facebook. The dichotomy of identity politics vs class politics is the biggest debate in the academic left and think you got it spot on. Theres a decent philosophical insight on the Society of the Spectacle and the recuperation of social justice movements in pop culture which essentially incorporates the counter culture into the mainstream for profit, which actually devalues the ideas and makes them look hypocritical and preachy. I think this has a lot to do with the alienation of a lot of people and the idea that left wing views are being pushed on people. Great vid.

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Average Freedom Enjoyer 2021-02-28 15:29:35 (edited 2021-06-03 15:00:19 )

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion Emplemon may not be a jimmy Kimmel fan

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General Jack Ripper 2021-02-26 03:55:08

Now that Trump is no longer President, how long until Jimmy Kimmel gets cancelled for lack of viewers?

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Jay Robbins 2021-02-27 11:27:02

And since Twitter banned Trump he can’t even talk about that either.

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theCarbonFreeze 2021-02-21 13:49:21

His name is like a gag sound I make when Im puking

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Jobbies 2021-02-22 14:54:05

When we go on holiday to America and we get excited about the novelty of late night show and get disappointed every time except when we are watching James Corden

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JohnnyKlebitzRevenge 2021-05-18 13:12:15

As an American, I'd like to sincerely apologize on behalf of our TV channels

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Ryan 2021-02-16 03:24:03

God, watching this video after everything that's happened this past year and a half.... ho boy. We continue to go down the darkest timeline.

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Neil :} 2021-03-01 11:21:40

Each and every single brain cell I had, died at 27:52.

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Polar Jet 2021-03-03 15:14:08 (edited 2021-03-03 15:18:03 )

Honestly I feel the same about it but the only thing I like from the Jimmy Kimmel Show is Guillermo, inky when they make him do shit thought cause it can be funny sometimes but ay that’s just my opinion

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Ovo926 2021-02-15 15:46:37

Very well done sir. 👍🏻

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No Name 2021-03-05 09:02:30

I mean the Jimmy Kimmel show is not just Jimmy Kimmel, he's just the face, don't put 100% of the blame on him

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Andrew Profitt 2021-03-04 08:09:26

I can't stand Adam Carolla. Who still calls himself a comedian too lol.

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Sam Curran 2021-02-10 05:52:20

11:00 we got played. This didn't go well.

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Eric Swearingen 2021-03-03 18:14:18

Instant like for having gentle giant playing in the background.

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El Angelo 2021-02-13 14:34:16

14:19
"What's the difference ?"
In North Korea, they're forced to.

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Pistol 2021-02-15 03:38:09

Glad this video exists

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Caden Gulley 2021-03-03 21:06:03

2020 and 2021 is so ironic for this video. Good video btw.

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Keith Price 2021-02-18 01:18:58

23:04 did not age well lmao rest of it was ok tho

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Bruh Matic 2021-03-05 11:52:08

I've heard the name jimmy Kimmel so much it doesn't sound real any more

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Barney Kenway 2021-03-03 11:22:06

23:13 could not agree more

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Hazy 83 2021-03-04 19:10:34

This video was a few years ahead of its time. Wish I was more willing to listen to these viewpoints then

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Ghostmotorfinger 2021-02-09 06:02:52

Jimmy Kimmel is the Bill Maher of comedy. Bill Maher is the Jimmy Kimmel of comedy.

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Don't be racist i am a building 2021-02-25 04:07:10

He is a disgrace to left wing politics.

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brockashsfrund 2021-02-27 22:36:10

Hes the face of left wing politics these days

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Just a random Shiba 2021-03-02 19:16:01

6:43 Why do these X Wings moving down at 2x speed look so badass?

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Isaac Geranton 2021-03-01 23:29:44

My fight or flight response kicked in when i heard blue's them from Fire red and leaf green at the end

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Mikedaprez 2021-02-15 01:37:24

I like Jimmy Fallon tho it's pretty good so is conan sometimes I think most of these shows lame

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Colin Grant 2021-02-12 00:18:08

Found this after seeing Justin Whang ratio Kimmel after calling Jon Stewart “Donald Trump” when he defended the redditors involving GME.

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PreservedPlum 2021-03-04 22:14:28 (edited 2021-03-04 22:14:50 )

I love your video and I can deeply relate to your anger and disgust, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I'm still angry thinking about it now

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Small Ben7 2021-02-09 01:27:02

Who actually watches his show? Literal NPCs

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bobbies81 2021-02-24 13:20:43

Jimmy Kimmel is literarily just cancel culture in a nutshell.

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Megamind 2021-02-15 17:41:22

Great content.

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Misc. 2021-02-24 21:52:11

Love your channel so much and congrats on 690k subs! Nice

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Clean Clean 2021-02-18 13:25:31

THESE EDITS ARE KILLING ME

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Levon E. Lee 2021-03-03 01:03:33

Did anyone notice how cool that gun of bones was? Like that's a tattoo right there. Just wanted to step away from most comments

Have a good day

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Togedemaru's Iridescence 2021-02-10 16:53:28

I have a challenge for you all. The rules are simple. Just don’t start a political argument in the reply section.

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Big Smok 2021-03-01 07:25:24

i get a feeling that emp will probably delete this video, if your reading this emp dont delete it

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Jacob Ortiz 2021-02-12 22:08:12

Who the fuck uses memes at protests and expects anyone to take them even A LITTLE seriously

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Rudi Rüttger 2021-02-10 20:42:14

This is an important message!

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Abelsm 2021-02-13 22:28:39 (edited 2021-09-16 20:28:14 )

The only Jimmy Kimmel segment I've ever seen is the Obama Trump tweet segment, j guess I'm one of the lucky ones

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Jackson Lusted 2021-03-04 08:46:35

Listening to him talk down to Rosanne gave me Aids

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Mitchell Shuping 2021-02-18 01:57:25

Who is Thor Benson and why is he asking Elmo from Sesame Street about the political status

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Glen K. 2021-03-02 00:12:31

“Least funny comedian” dude jimmy kimmel is far more funny than America’s funniest home videos

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sam 9786 S 2021-03-02 10:47:17

You clearly haven't seen the best AFHV has to offer, its 1000 times better than anything kimmel has ever said. Also im pretty sure thats not a comedian but a show

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Glen K. 2021-03-02 14:56:13

@sam 9786 S yeah last I saw it Carlton from fresh prince was just making the corniest, most repelling jokes I’ve ever heard over some fail army videos.

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RamboCreativity 2021-03-05 00:01:29

I haven't watched cable in 5 years.

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Pierre-Henri Veraart 2021-03-02 21:18:08

Omg. This is the most critical thinker ever. Damn. You are wrong about baby driver being the best film of 2017. It was really good but not the best.

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Ezra Fields 2021-03-01 19:35:08 (edited 2021-03-01 19:35:45 )

Virgin Jimmy Kimmel vs Chad John Oliver

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Tube Guy 2021-03-07 03:09:33

lol ok

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Optimus 2021-02-21 02:54:32 (edited 2021-02-21 02:55:03 )

Finally someone agrees baby driver was an amazing movie. Vroom vroom!

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Steve Leuchtman 2021-03-05 18:59:08

What’s that

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Atomic254 2021-02-09 14:00:51

doesnt like how jimmy talks about politics, spends 50% of the video talking about irrelevant politics. classic.

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Blizzard1942 2021-02-15 15:11:01

Haven’t enjoyed late night talk shows since Craig Ferguson.

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Steve L 2021-03-05 04:34:09 (edited 2021-03-05 04:44:33 )

He is a fucking hypocrite, I am not going vegian, this aged perfectly

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Patrick Bateman 2021-02-16 03:55:19

11:43 and people say fox is the most bias thing

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Punished Nick Name 2021-02-21 03:27:28

He became too Hollywood

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oogaboogabe 2021-02-22 01:11:45

Jimmel moment

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Clean Clean 2021-02-18 13:24:07

The sexual assault case lost momentum. Not a good point lol.

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Punished Nick Name 2021-02-21 03:31:57

Guillermo is the only reason they are still on

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Danarito 2021-03-02 14:49:05

The minute I saw Jimmy’sface my first thought was: “WAIT THAT’S THE GUY FROM ONE OF INTERNET HISTORIANS VIDEOS

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-Gemberkoekje- 2021-02-16 11:27:46

Yeah, North Korea is really peaceful and co-oporative now...

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Hans Moleman 2021-03-03 20:13:16

13:10 need more of this song plez

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BeeGroovy 2021-02-22 09:56:10

Idk I hate Jimmy Fallon more.

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𝘼𝗥𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗠 2021-02-24 11:05:57

Who's here to comment about Conan being the best?? :)))

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Acting Strange 2021-02-13 23:40:07

You sound like Matthew Broderick narrating in the movie ‘Election’

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Lumifire 2021-02-08 18:29:54

The rape thing doesn’t make a lot of sense because you used statistics in something that is known to be something that can’t be perfectly quantified. We can’t pretend we don’t know a lot of women don’t report their rapist, and sometimes are too scared of consequences. I’m not saying it’s the majority, because that’s what people like to say to side-step this, but it’s a significant enough amount of people to where you shouldn’t make ANY over-arching decisions or assumptions about the subject without also completely acknowledging and accepting that.

And the uhhhh.... “the only men who get away with it are rich powerful...” thing. yeah like, I know you’re trying to be somewhat reasonable and make a level-headed argument, but that was too much hyperbole . It’s just being ignorant. Like you can say he’s adding nothing to the conversation, or he’s being detrimental by even furthering the stereotype and making it “the norm” but, to say he’s wrong is bullshit.

This is genuine criticism, your video is entertaining even if I don’t think you are considering a lot of different factors that allow you to have certain points of view.

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смех друг 2021-02-10 13:11:47

they can get away with it tho lol

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Gigachad Studios 2021-02-16 03:37:14

14:50 in the bottom left corner is the cutscene from black ops 2

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ShuckieBoi 2021-02-21 07:44:35

20:16 just like how banning weed has stopped people fro- oh

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noobsareop 2021-03-04 00:00:25

14:53 bottom left cod bo 2 end of campaign karma being interviewed

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Lucky Luis 2021-02-10 21:43:12

YOOO JUST REALIZED. The song at the beginning of the video is The Stretch by Liquid Tension Experiment. 🤘🤘🤘

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Joe Gromlowicz 2021-02-22 07:55:46

The problem is that media heads from either side focus so heavily on the most extreme example of their opponents (like blm rioters and neo nazis) and refuse to admit that the other party is not entirely composed of irrational cult members

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Cnw#8701 2021-02-17 18:04:38

Jimmy Dore is a much better Jimmy.

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Matt Hunterman 1 2021-02-28 23:16:18

dude solid video

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Kurt Franklin 2021-03-02 22:50:49

I miss Craig Ferguson

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Burning Daylight 2021-02-18 02:19:41

Why does Kimmel always look like he's been crying?

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Wanders Gion 2021-03-04 18:29:06

9:09 kinda surprised he got away with this reference

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Toeknee994L 2021-03-05 07:31:03

Wants to cancel Jimmy Kimmel
Also uses anti-Semitic imagery to portray Kimmel

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Black Lamb 2021-02-24 21:22:42

i can tell that you’re right leaning because of how you talk about “liberals”

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Garrett 2021-02-09 23:24:36

You we’re getting somewhere until you went on a tirade about liberals like you aren’t the one getting triggered over what they say

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BeeBwakka 2021-02-11 16:17:48

Lol THANK YOU, idk why people are saying that this video aged well, I think it aged like garbage and while I really hate Kimmel, EmpLemon makes an ass out of himself throughout the whole video too.

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Ryan Freeman 2021-05-11 16:06:20

He's right. He isn't getting triggered over nothing like "liberals" (I don't think that is the right word to use, leftist is better). These people are deranged and calling them out is fine.

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Eben Olivier 2021-02-10 14:20:09

Meet at the olive garden at 6:10? WTF???

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TheRoastingKid 1907 2021-02-12 21:17:38

Eric Andre is the only good on

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Frost kidd 2021-02-12 21:20:02

23:07 thats a pretty shitty argument

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Toeknee994L 2021-03-05 06:31:42 (edited 2021-03-05 06:33:02 )

I like EmpLemon, but man, his views on politics are stupid. LMAO. Going on about how Jimmy Kimmel doesn't know anything and follows that up by spouting a bunch of "le both sides" bullshit. Made this video too hard to watch.

Edit: Reading these comments too... he definitely attracted a certain crowd with this video.

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PoisonBannana 2021-03-06 16:15:31

Youtubers are people too, And politically speaking, just as emp lemon said. "Celebrities have no room in politics" while defending the TV star Trump." I'd have to agree with Emplemon, as he too should not be involved in politics whatsoever.

What we have here is a case of hypocrisy. He's a lesser known celeb, punching upwards. Just trying to hit the algorithm, while spewing his BS about how Kimmy Kimmel represents everything bad in America.

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Steezus Christ 2021-02-28 19:26:58

Ngl, he is alot less funny than Colbert or Meyers and I feel like he shares way too much of his personal life. That and he low ki humiliates people like his dude Mario or guests and in general is cringe.

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Classical Libral 2021-03-01 15:55:01

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?


On 19 April 2018, Time named him as one of "The World's 100 Most Influential People".

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Gagliardi Vex 2021-02-20 21:25:01

Now I wonder what stephen colbert and kimmel is gonna do now that trump is out of office.

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BritishYankee 2021-02-24 08:44:39

They’ll do whatever the Authoritarian Left tells them to.

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Skyler, There's Rot! 2021-02-24 10:54:39

@BritishYankee
Project, project, project.

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TheNarwhalGal 2021-02-27 04:23:08

@BritishYankee lol. authoritarian... Trump got closer than the left ever has when he made a large group of followers storm the capitol to instate him after he lost a democratic election.

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Duplex Sword 2021-03-03 14:39:35

Jimmy Fallon way better yo

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Relliiooo2x 2021-02-16 22:18:14

Would Prefer Jimmy Falon

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Spaceboi Scapahandre 2018-04-07 21:35:53

I just hate these late night "comedy" talk shows anyway. They feel condescending. Then they all feel the same. Late Night with Seth Meyers. The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Conan. Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. They all feel the same, just preachy leftist "clap because I said something inspirational" BS. One good thing about Trump winning was people realized how pretentious these shows are.

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Koichi, Dignity Thief 2018-12-20 02:13:06

26:18 He practically just said "Orange Man Bad" to derail the conversation and get the audience on his side.

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peri 2019-11-30 08:01:06 (edited 2019-11-30 08:01:31 )

13:52 replace "americans" with "kpop stans" and "celebrities" with "kpop bands" and it's the same thing

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Discman 2020-01-27 08:06:54

Thats just to true

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nine 2020-03-11 01:33:06

And replace the show name with Twitter

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im just sad bro 2020-04-20 20:21:56

Tbh as a kpop fan, it's true. Just facts.

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RavagingTiger 2020-04-27 19:18:22

100%

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 04:25:34

Aaaah kpop stars are celebrities 😐

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peri 2021-12-10 05:50:13

@Gatitoszuaves5 it has been two years and i am a changed man. for example, i would absolutely be willing to lose a leg or two for jpegmafia to spit on me i mean what

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Gatitoszuaves5 2021-12-10 12:31:13

@peri I highly appreciate and understand that, have a good day 😊

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Matthew Shaw 2021-02-17 01:10:40

John Oliver still got it for me though tbh

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Afin Arya W.H. 2018-04-15 05:17:47

we live in a society

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King Croccc 2018-04-22 22:18:38

Yes

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Sei Junichiro Ch. 純一郎 セイ 2018-04-24 00:56:40

Gang Weeders Rise Up

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Kransen Cake 2018-04-24 01:50:00

HeadOnTheCore Jimmy Kimmel is oppressing gamers

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Nyormal HUmane 2018-04-24 03:44:46

This is so sad

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KC Mccorey 2018-04-24 03:48:04

We live on a planet?

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Fogo 2018-04-24 04:10:08

Afin Arya W.H. indeed we do

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Xalvizar 2018-04-24 06:26:49

I thought we lived in anarchy.

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The Girl With The Mousey Hair 2018-04-24 10:43:05

a society of people - George Castanza

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PoliDuck 2018-04-25 03:01:36

Truth

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Kai Gorgichuk 2018-04-25 13:39:30

Afin Arya W.H. E

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OMH 2018-04-25 21:39:43

💯

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solarfire circus productions 2018-04-26 00:26:04

We live

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Z 2018-04-26 01:20:28

...that..?

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 10:57:33

Afin Arya W.H. But i thought we live in a society 🤔

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Journey Awaits 2018-04-26 11:18:30

It really do be like that

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Snow the Jam Man 2018-04-27 13:53:46

Nice Seinfeld reference

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Naruto 2018-04-27 19:24:56

Is this a reference to something?
Genuinely curious

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35volts 2018-04-27 20:28:23

Seinfeld

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Rosie Williamson 2018-04-28 06:17:33

Afin Arya W.H. Allegedly

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Nebelung Cat 2018-04-30 03:00:00

Afin Arya W.H.

Yes. Yes we live in a society. What do you want?

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Billy Sanderson 2018-04-30 18:40:25

Afin Arya W.H. no one gets this joke where i live

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IARESMART 2018-04-30 23:51:43

It really do be like that though,

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Diamond Soldier 2018-05-01 17:51:28

You mean we live in a society where being stupid = success

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Senator Omelette 2018-05-01 23:33:15

There are people in the world

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metalmugen 2018-05-08 20:50:50

Afin Arya W.H. IT'S 2018

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Karma 2018-07-24 04:19:23

Bottom Text

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Bjørn Bjørnsson 2019-10-02 11:36:17

As far as I can tell, he never got major media attention for the blackface

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Preacher Jenkins 2020-05-02 02:48:48

Conan is literally the only good late night host left 😞

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JohnStamosFan 2020-05-05 18:27:44

john oliver is good too

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PauPaJawn 2018-10-29 14:26:19

That was a dope video man. Kimmel, Colbert, Myers , etc are all examples of people who don't care much about actual comedic effort but would rather rely heavily on ham-fisted jokes about Trump, I know that's not the main focus of this piece but it's an important element. Good job.

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Devon with an i 2021-01-25 07:34:14

Politics make everything worse, it can only go into certain projects without feeling like pandering or even manipulating. Something that nobody understands these days.

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Ryan Tosh 2021-03-05 02:43:05

Politics is fine if everyone involved keeps people and their ideologies separated, and makes sure to understand someone's opinion before bashing it. Which never happens. :/

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bluedogz162 2021-06-16 02:57:32 (edited 2021-06-16 02:57:56 )

@Ryan Tosh The old internet was pretty damn close. Despite many communities being homophobic, some were not, and a select few gay people were considered cool enough to stay in some of the homophobic forums. But once Twitter and Facebook killed the forum sites, they were forced to go to war for safe spaces.

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Terabyte 2021-03-04 15:19:19

This could've been a good video, but it's sadly colored by Emp's own biased and selective views. He presents issues like gun control as being overly complicated and that it's not as simple as banning guns, then waves away complicated topics like racism and north korea(trust me, there's a reason NK has heavy anti-american propaganda, read history) and essentially shames or essentializes ideas who espouse otherwise as having some liberal bias or whatnot.

Also that segment with Kimmel telling women to feel what's in his pants, yeah I gotta admit that isn't a good look at all, and that even if it's not rape, it is still abusing his position as a celebrity. But what doesn't sit right with me is this is framed to make him look like a hypocrite after the harvey weinstein thing...sorry, but these two things are not at all equivalent in severity. It's just not the same.

But regardless, even if you 100% agree with Emp's views and 100% disagree with mine, that's fundamentally not the point in the first place. If the premise of the video was framed such that Kimmel is wrong because he's a dumb libtard and I'm right, then it'd be fair. But what Emp here did was, argue about Kimmel inserting his own bias and lecturing into these political issues, and how out of place and insufferable the presence of that may be in a late night show...but then while framing it like this, he attacks Kimmel's argument head on as if the premise was instead that the problem is Kimmel's ideas themselves are bad. It's frankly disingenuous and subtle manipulation.

You're essentially trying to say, "he is bad because his arguments/ideas are bad" and yet also "he is bad because he brings these topics when unneeded and lectures on them", this allows the former to be fed to the viewers while they are under the illusion of the latter, letting their guard down. This whole approach is wrong. You have ironically actually argued against your own point in doing this, because what you expect out of Kimmel, even you are unable to do so. Can't take this seriously.

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The Sleeper 2021-03-04 20:49:50

Aaagreed.

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Southdraw101 2020-08-13 22:31:23

Can jimmy Kimmel stop making fun of trump


FOR FIVE MINUTES.

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Dr. JPEG 2020-09-03 21:05:46

poverty?
school system?
the enviornment?

nah whats really important is making sure that we have more gay characters in Netflix shows

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murderducky 2020-10-29 16:18:37

“Marxism is about lesbian characters in video games. The more lesbian characters there are in video games, the more Marxist it (the video game) is.” -Karl Marx

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Diego Manuel Ruiz Peña 2020-11-03 16:20:31

@murderducky xd

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iamchanman 2020-11-10 13:29:54

@murderducky hahahaha

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mechanicalruby 2020-11-28 06:18:25

@Randy Barat old spice

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Fco Omega 2020-11-30 01:47:33

@Lúzia A Morta ok centrist, keep telling that to yourself while waiting for a jesus like party that will solve all our problem inmidiatly, good luck.

meanwhile, i would try to follow a realistic process of slowly but effectly changing stuff for the better, like bernie sanders or MLK.

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Fco Omega 2020-11-30 02:04:45

@Lúzia A Morta buddy, you just keep saying "both right and left are dumb lol" while adding NO USEFULL IDEAS TO THE CONVERSATION, that is what a centrist do.

the situation is shit, WE ALL KNOW THAT, but at least voting and pushing for liberals is going to make it easy to future change, the civil rights movement was (no joke) a socialist movement, but used liberalism (which was and still is the most popular political ideology) to push the fight agaisnt racism, MLK sided with (racists) democrats because he knew that in the future that move would make it easier for blacks to keep pushing their goals, not because democrats are the good guys.

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mechanicalruby 2020-11-30 02:12:45

@Fco Omega i hate the fact that the two party system is dividing america and only causing problems to be blamed on "the democrats" or "the republicans'

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Fco Omega 2020-11-30 03:03:16

@Lúzia A Morta my point is, its doesnt matter what i am, because what should matter is if my arguments make sence.

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Fco Omega 2020-12-01 14:03:08

@mechanicalruby first of all, americans are not divided, democrats have a HUGE advantage in votes and BY FAR more people in general that support their message, the only reason why republicans are still relevant is because Trump transformed the party into a death cult that now is slowly dying becaus their followers are too cringe for this world.

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clerp 2020-12-06 16:41:28

@Fco Omega ahh first thing I wake up to in the morning, such a big ray of sunshine and fresh air you are : ) thanks ole buddy ole pal

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Beas Work 2020-12-07 07:05:00

@Fco Omega damn bro you must be fun at parties

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Luna Y Sol 2021-01-04 21:06:35

@Fco Omega lol you're funny. Just like Kimmel

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Fco Omega 2021-01-04 21:14:10

@Luna Y Sol not as funny as seen you guys complaining about having to use a mask

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Luna Y Sol 2021-01-04 21:18:50 (edited 2021-01-04 21:20:24 )

@Fco Omega oh no im turning into a strawman. Noooooooo lol. People should wear mask. I dont complain about wearing a mask. Until my giant hands snap the string and i have to get a new one. How clumsy I am. Lol

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Fco Omega 2021-01-04 21:24:24 (edited 2021-01-04 21:24:45 )

@Luna Y Sol then what is your point here exactly?, i mean, everyone here just tell me "lul you triggered" while been totally uncapable of defending conservatives for their stupid behaviour of this last years.

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Luna Y Sol 2021-01-04 21:41:24

@Fco Omega Well not all conservatives think the way you want them to or what you imagine them as. You made a terrible generalization and a strawman you attacked when it wasnt necessary. You're constantly getting baited and cussing showing you care about something. Hell you just got baited and used a strawman, showing you still care. Conservatives are human. Now most conservatives are either tolerant and ignore or condemn the openly racist conservatives. Who is it to dictate which ideology is morally right or wrong. Of course liberals will think conservatives are morally wrong and vice versa. Now factually right is mostly liberals and some conservatives. But factually right in what subject? Depends. Either way you put these conservatives in a box that they all probably dont fit in. People are politically diverse in economics, immigration, war stance and all that. Now you argued and bashed on Centrists but they dont take a side but take a standpoint. I do wish I knew what the centrist was saying so I can collect on whos right and whos wrong (in my eyes). Your constant usage of insults really makes your argument look unintelligent and the strawmans you use makes it look worse. Some Conservatives do hold a view that pushing minorities as tokens is unnecessary and some liberals feel the same. Thats something good. Still I dont think you understand why theyre calling you triggered. Its because you constantly reply, cuss, and insult. You show to a degree that you do care.

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Luna Y Sol 2021-01-04 21:58:46 (edited 2021-01-04 23:06:48 )

@Fco Omega also you ask whats my point. Well I just wanted to comment because your arguments hold no ground on the original comment and is divisive and I wanted to call that out. Also some conservatives do believe in helping the enviroment. "Rake up the forest" was referring to cutting down dead trees which are fuel for wildfires. Nuclear energy is environmentally friendly and gives off zero emmisons but like the red scare and zepplins it has a bad rep. Some Conservatives do think about the enviroment but differently than Liberals. They dont like the green new deal cuz it'll cost a whole lot and we're already in debt. Some liberals say think about the long term, yet thinking about the short term is just as important. I think the green new deal will bring a great depression (especially with our economy right now) and it's transcontinental bullet train would be just like the hoover dam. History doesnt repeat, it rhymes. I do agree with some of the green new deal yet I have an understanding on how these expectations could be implemented, yet the document doesnt show how. Also cow flatulence is 5-10% of methane produced by cows, cow burps are 90-95% main source of methane. AOC got that wrong. Also Bernie got credit cards and Apr wrong so that does make people skeptical on his economic plan. Either way some Conservatives do have a different viewpoint of environmental protection yet still do care.

Edit
Conservatives and Republicans I'm referring to. Not all Republicans are conservatives and an example is me.

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Fco Omega 2021-01-05 00:47:30

@Luna Y Sol also, THIS ARE NOT STRAWMANS, people on the republican like Trump denied that covid would damage the country since march, republicans were the only ones who protested agaisnt quarentine because "its comunism" or something, they were the only people that voted AGAINST THE STIMULUS, i didnt made up this shit, you can see it in any decent newspaper.

If you cant undertand it, i dont care, i will not lose more time with someone who cant use his eyes.

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Luna Y Sol 2021-01-05 01:21:58

@Fco Omega "an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument." You have been using strawmans the same way Conservatives strawman liberals. I havent at all denied anything you said that Republicans or conservatives have done, I know 130 Republicans and 2 Democrats voted against it, sadly. Yet you're making it seem like it all applies to me and others and you generalize. I get that strawmans come from somewhere (stereotypes and constant outrageous arguments). Some Republicans use strawmans and I call them out on it becuz they're insane. Now I cannot deny that detention centers have turned into concentration camps. It's Reagan to Trump's (and the presidents and Senate in between) fault for not ending them. Its sad what happens in them. Also democrats did have a Kkk leader in Senate. Kind of bonkers. I criticize my party alot, especially the trump supporters. I dont want fascism or another brink of war so I voted for Biden, the lesser of the evils. Also thanks for making this more productive. Still some flaws, but tolerable enough to have a peaceful ending discussion. Also I think liberal policies are better than democratic ones. Just depends on the Democrat though. I'm happy trump lost, so I dont have to get flooded with news about him and finally done hearing "orange man bad" jokes. What I as a Republican want my party to be is the liberal one, the Radical Republicans so we can work together with progressive democrats and not conserve the evils in the status quo. Like I have said before, stay safe, have fun, and have a great life.

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Cosmic space thing 2021-01-07 17:41:37

*more TOKEN Gay characters

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Jackson Smith 2021-02-02 08:17:29

@Luna Y Sol my guy, if you vote for people doing stupid things repeatedly, you are responsible for the stupid things, even if you think they are stupid things

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Deggers 2021-02-07 17:37:25

Hmm something's fishy here.

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Gabriel Renan Amante de avião. 2021-02-09 22:42:37 (edited 2021-02-09 22:44:40 )

@Fco Omega so you dont hate conservatives, do you hate republican policitans, alright?

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Kevin Luper 2021-02-15 17:36:52

@Beas Work y'all just have homophobia parties? The right is weird..

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Deepsix2 2021-02-22 20:54:02

@Fco Omega no one cares

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F 2021-03-02 00:00:46

@Fco Omega You want some vinegar with that salt????

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Jim 2021-03-09 19:07:55 (edited 2021-03-09 19:13:15 )

@Fco OmegaFor a liberal you're not particularly tolerant of other people's views. You're falling into the same trap of pigeonholing all conservatives as Shapiro devotees who think Covid is a hoax whilst simultaneously complaining when they insult you in a similar way. How on earth are you going to convince other people that you're right if all you do is insult them and tar everyone with the same brush?

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Limulus polyphemus 2019-08-03 05:25:24

See, there’s certain people very close to me that I’d love to show this to, but there’s certain points you make that in fact I would personally disagree with, but I’m 100% with you on the spirit of the video and general point being made, but I know that someone who’s drank the kool aid for too long would be almost completely incapable of looking past the minor disagreements on certain points and would just dismiss the totality of the argument because your tone insults them, it just pisses me off how there’s so many people around which we all have to step on eggshells now

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Tylerr 2021-02-19 21:14:02

the Kobe Bryant bit might've aged a little bit considering everything

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Liam Gallagher 2021-07-08 17:55:57

Well he's definitely not aging anymore 🤣

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Evan Z 2020-10-08 15:55:32

Possibly the best take about modern liberals is confined within this video

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Tony Dai 2021-03-04 18:29:44

Good to know that you actually care about the state of America, unlike Jimmy Kimmel

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Based*Beerus* God-of-Seduction 2021-02-28 23:34:01

i feel this way about trevor noah

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jhhwild 2018-04-24 03:52:06

23:30 I can tell you why they force kids to waste 6 hours a day 5 days a week 180 days a year to sit in a place they don't want to be when the internet exists. It's because most families need to have both parents working in order to make ends meet. School is pretty much a glorified babysitting/daycare service.

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Rick Hentai 2018-04-24 21:13:04

That's elementary school. The problem is middle school & high school, kids by then are mature enough to stay at home alone.

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jhhwild 2018-04-24 21:18:13

Kerm They should be but I'm not sure if most of them can be trusted to educate themselves. Since high schoolers aren't considered adults until they're 18 supervision is still deemed necessary.

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Rick Hentai 2018-04-24 21:27:00

Yeah, true. We really need to update the outdated education system which kind of makes you wonder where all that money for education is going.

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jhhwild 2018-04-24 21:34:01 (edited 2018-04-24 21:34:33 )

Kerm All the money in the world won't help kids who aren't being taught in a way that is compatible with the changing world around us. People are so accustomed to the old way they simply don't know how else to approach it. There are alternatives to modern education that already exist but they aren't well known or implemented in a large scale.

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Angry Turds2021 2018-05-10 02:29:49

And when they fail that one task, they blame the parents!

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jhhwild 2018-05-16 15:31:48

stuart booth And the parents blame society or video games. Nobody wants to take responsibility.

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jhhwild 2018-05-16 15:35:24 (edited 2018-05-16 15:38:12 )

Tony Arcieri That's mostly at college which people think they need for a good job. College doesn't guarantee a good job like it once did, it's like the new high school and it's full of Marxist professors and left leaning bias. People only get manipulated if they let it, or they'll just pander to the professor's left leaning views to pass the class.

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Klutzy Ninja Kitty 2018-05-16 16:48:14

Exactly. Now, to be fair, there are some things I think people should know the basics of each subject with more in-depth classes as optional things. Kid's don't hate learning, they hate school. When I was a kid I was facinated by animals and picked up any book or educational show about them. I still do; but, I can almost guarentee you that if I was taught the stuff I knew in typical school fashion I would probably hate it.

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jhhwild 2018-05-16 22:56:29 (edited 2018-05-16 23:06:04 )

Klutzy Ninja Kitty I think they should find what the child is already interested in and nurture that interest into expertise in order to give them a leg up on the job market. But instead kids are taught the basics of various subjects so they aren't an expert in anything and thus are unprepared for life outside of school. We need to help kids with skills, trades, and work experience, as well as teaching them how to navigate adult life, social skills, family, finances, etc...and adjust the curriculum based on individual needs instead of emphasising rote memorization of irrelevant topics that they'll promptly forget as soon as the class is over.

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Klutzy Ninja Kitty 2018-05-17 06:08:14

When I say the basics, I meant things like arithmetic, reading and writing, economics, and government (specifically how it works.) Maybe some earth science so you can get what's happening around you. I definitely agree that just beating facts into peoples heads isn't the best method and that things like finances should be emphasized. Social skills seem a bit shifty as with a government-mandated program I can see it opening the door for tons of problems. I mean, if it's stuff like 'don't hit' or 'don't steal' that might be effective, assuming the kids will follow it anyway, but I feel that should be up to the parent and child to decide. Society says that being an asshole is wrong; but, there's no legal way to stop you. That's a matter of the individual deciding how to act.
Also, my major concern with things like unschooling, which lets the kids explore on their own, is that some of the kids might never want to move out of their comfort zones and try new things. Not only that, but it can also help to have multiple skills. I might be an awesome author who doesn't want to get into a publishing house, so it'd be important that I'd know some aspects of business. Maybe the right answer is to just teach kids how to learn and then feed/encourage curiosity before setting them free.

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jhhwild 2018-05-17 06:59:13 (edited 2018-05-17 07:00:29 )

Klutzy Ninja Kitty Regarding social skills I mean what is expected of you, shaking hands, etiquette, reading social cues, etc... I'm not saying school should tell kids what to do and exactly how to act but guide them towards making friends and making connections with people. That is if it's needed, if a kid is socially awkward or having trouble making friends such a class might benefit them. Like I said it would depend on the individual. I agree we should encourage kids to go outside their comfort zone, but it should also have focus. There is a skills gap where there are a lot of jobs available but not enough skilled workers to fill them. We need to let kids know early on what is available, find out what they're good at, and give them a leg up on gaining expertise in a field so they'll have a good job lined up when they graduate. And if they have skills in multiple fields we can help them develop those as well. The emphasis should be on obtaining relevant skills but we should also teach kids other subjects that are important for general knowledge and brain development. And I completely agree that we should teach kids how to learn and nurture their innate curiosity. I'm not exactly talking about "unschooling" but changing the way schooling is done and what the emphasis is on.

I wish I had more focus and guidance growing up so that I knew exactly what I wanted to do and how to do it before I graduated and most kids need that. There are kids out there graduating high school without knowing how to read, woefully unprepared for adult life and modern expectations. People are overwhelmed and don't know what their options are, that is a problem. Unfortunately I'm not entirely sure the powers at be want to change that, perhaps they prefer a dumbed down and easily manipulated population that doesn't know how the world works.

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Sad Panda 2021-02-20 18:22:53

There were some interesting points about Kimmel raised, but using Kimmel as a jumping off point to go after all late-night hosts who discuss politics is misleading since most of them aren't as bad as Kimmel. It also seems disingenuous to disguise personal political viewpoints as criticisms of Kimmel's content, ironically trying the same Pavlovian conditioning Kimmel is accused of.

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gg 2019-05-05 15:13:28

Jimmy is a bully, just tell a teacher and he'll go to Detention

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Blade Edge 2021-02-13 23:21:55

16:52

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LeeRockatansky 2021-02-07 23:36:24

What’s the song at 12:52

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Bob Sheepbob 2021-02-28 21:03:30

banger video op

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Floppy Disk 2018-04-07 21:41:02

2:50 This was so unfunny I had no reaction to it at all, not even a "That was clever" just silence and a blank expression on my face

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HairClippingJesus 2018-04-07 21:54:32

I just groaned.


It was a joke equal to the level of a teacher dabbing because it’s ‘hilarious’ nowadays, despite the fact that is was a normie idiotic thing years ago.

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Bill Cipher 2018-04-07 22:02:32

i laughed at the AUUUUGH but jimmy's joke was really just terrible

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Marcel Cummings 2018-04-07 22:38:54

Do you have a license for that weapon, sir?

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Bryan 2018-04-07 22:49:10

Irony is a weapon 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Kitty Cat 2018-04-07 23:22:18

It wasnt even a joke lol

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Baylor Anderson 2018-04-07 23:36:43

Irony is a weapon I laughed at the audio EmpLemon put in

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Jiggy Miggy 2018-04-07 23:59:10 (edited 2018-04-08 00:00:06 )

Kitty Cat yes it was
Did you not see his smug smile?

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210Clevenger 2018-04-11 01:26:26

This comment is funnier.

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Nattegoya 2018-04-15 06:13:52

Bill Cipher That “AUUUUUGH” was from a video called “Loud Nigra”. Beware of the volume.

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Lacie Hinds 2018-04-26 11:10:57

Kitty Cat oh yeah then why was it shown in a comedic purpose then?

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Randy Orton's Dick Bulge 2018-05-03 06:20:56

Irony is a weapon because I read your comment I clicked the time stamp and laughed. Only because of your comment.

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Jesus Staccato 2018-05-31 13:24:31

And he stumbled over his fuckin words too.

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JuJu Bank 2018-06-25 14:49:42

I didn’t even realize it was a joke

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Allison 2018-07-28 09:31:19

Irony is a weapon same

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Jears 2018-11-04 01:26:45

My face when hearing this joke: °_°

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Marktopia 2021-02-16 02:13:56

hey the world is actually kinda messed up

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Dan The Meme Man 2021-02-17 03:47:18

It absolutely is. There are tons of problems we need to solve in order to get the world to a 'good' point now, especially thanks to the virus and the lockdown ruining the conventional social sphere. Talk show hosts, however, barely touch on any of our real problems and they certainly have none of the solutions.

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CELESTINE KHASATSILI 2021-02-12 15:41:07

It is even worse now

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EliDPerry2000 2018-04-08 04:59:56

𝐭𝐎 𝐁𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐈𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐔 𝐡𝐚𝐕𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐡𝐀𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐰 𝐢𝐐 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐒𝐭𝐀𝐧𝐃 𝐣𝐈𝐦𝐌𝐲 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐌𝐞𝐋.

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RabbitFootedKitty 2018-04-08 09:20:09

ha ha ha

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Liam 2018-04-08 14:56:05

EDP2000 □□□

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Dr. fresh memes 2018-04-08 19:18:12

REDACTED

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UnimpressedGojira 2018-04-10 03:45:30

lel

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Theragingbean 2018-09-29 20:06:44

Only Rick and Morty fans are as smart as Jimmy kimmel

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victoria 2018-10-27 23:14:45

Theragingbean to be fair, it does take a certain level of intelligence to understand jimmy kimmel

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Black Knight 2018-10-28 20:48:43

victoria avery ya but most people cross that level after middle school.

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victoria 2018-10-28 23:20:05

Black Knight whoosh.

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Rodrigo 2018-10-30 06:14:15

The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

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Chaotic Evil Monk 2018-11-05 02:12:27

As a fan of.the show I'll say I'm not the smartest.person in the world. #humble

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Rodrigo 2018-11-05 03:52:09

@Chaotic Evil Monk whoosh

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Fidget 02 2018-04-16 03:16:32

Functioning human: “No matter who the president is, the people as a democracy have an obligation to fix the country.”
Kimmel: “Real sense...not! Lol, get the fuck outa here!”

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jaerockets 2018-07-02 08:34:45 (edited 2018-07-02 08:35:13 )

I consider myself democrat/liberal, but the party has just completely gone right off the deep end and I hate what's happening with it. Sadly, only the crazies get heard because they yell the loudest, and calm, rational people aren't heard because they aren't willing to sink to the level of people who are screaming instead of having a conversation

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Themo 2018-09-25 19:24:59

Finally, I found a Liberal in the comment section

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Spazattack53 2020-05-29 16:21:15

And now that quarantine is here, Jimmy Kimmel has changed his show intro to be his daughter singing. Extreme cringe.

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Bill Owen 2021-02-24 07:49:10

I swear I was subbed but apparently not

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Billiam 2018-04-07 21:55:45 (edited 2018-04-07 22:02:49 )

can we start liberalism again? like just do it over? let the radical left be and start a new party? is that ok? ok? cool

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MadBox Dahila 2021-03-05 06:02:35

Uhhhh you had me until you said most people who commit sexual assault are punished and the ONLY people who get away with it are rich men - appreciate the message you’re trying to send but that is just so, so wrong

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Willy Bonka 2019-09-24 16:57:04

28:42 this makes me absolutely enraged, I live in Texas, and haven’t come across a single racist person. We are just fine here, these people are scum for assuming this.

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Mentlegen 2020-07-31 14:21:53

"as crazy as they may be" MY GOD. Hearing that made me cringe into a fricking singularity! Must be cold up there on that moral high-ground.

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Dašarath 2021-03-04 14:23:33

yep yep agreed. im a liberal and i agree with 90% of stuff here. actual equality is where you dont divide anyone into groups. and that you dont treat anyone in thode groups differently. no overly positive or overly negative bias to any groups. i think i worded this a little wrong

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Nix-Man 2019-06-04 21:32:46

Wow. Love this video. Great work.
Always disliked this guy, even though I could never truly put my finger on it. Since I never watch him, I obviously hadn't ever seen the Rosanna interview.
When she asked him that honest question of, 'how do you feel about his foreign policy?' and he couldn't even engine her in any meaningful way short of 'wacky evil orange man, amiright!?!?!?' I was completely floored. Absolute garbage of a talk show host.

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Barney Kenway 2021-03-03 11:03:49 (edited 2021-03-03 11:04:43 )

Dude you can't be mad that people were hating on trump when trump people they do the same to Biden and to Hilary

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Entity 2021-03-06 05:10:49

i understand what you mean however, i believe what he is talking about is the excessiveness that there is to bashing trump, i can say "haha biden forget things big funny" or all i want but its not going to ever be as excessive as having shows dedicated to bashing trump or caring so much about what trump does that you make him eating pizza a certain way a main headline while on the side bar you could see "43 people dead in car bomb explosion" or something like that, and even after he isnt president people will still do this
though as i said i do agree with you that they do the same to biden and hillary to a degree

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Dante's Inferno 2020-07-02 04:28:11

And he got cancelled now so this is now more relevant than ever.

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BlackBerry 2020-07-05 05:50:37

For what? Im so late

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Dante's Inferno 2020-07-05 08:50:39

@BlackBerry For doing blackface. It was time anyway. For once, the keyboard warriors canceled the right person.

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Always Great 2020-07-05 20:55:49

@Dante's Inferno actually, he didn't get cancelled. Because orang man bad liberal good. He gets a pass bc he is a liberal and that shouldn't be allowed. People who deserve to get cancelled, deserve to get cancelled

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Pebbles 2018-11-03 15:31:05

The best late night talk show is the Eric Andre show because it's actually funny

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Lightning Cayo 2018-04-08 01:08:09

I never even watch Jimmy Kimmel, I kinda forgot he existed.

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Alex H 2021-02-28 05:13:10

Trevor Noah is a clone of Jimmy Kimmel. Change my mind.

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Wolfgang 2019-11-19 01:25:07

This guy watched Jimmy Kimmel for 15 minutes and made a 30 minute analysis

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Óscar Mateo Begué 2020-04-03 16:07:16

My man spent more time investigating him tho, he wouldn't have found the Kobe video, Oscar speech, etc...

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Bweep 2020-05-04 04:59:41

That 15 minute of content is all Jimmy kimmel really is

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natasa botic 2020-05-13 11:31:48

Tbh that literally tells you how bad kimmel is.
You can literally explain his entire show with a 15 minute clip.

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Jesus’ Disciple, Don 2020-01-31 13:46:06

That Kobe Bryant part aged particularly well. Sharp, yet fruitful. Delicious.

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Winston Durham 2021-03-09 08:27:30

Black comic

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Kings Dominion Network 2021-03-03 14:27:45 (edited 2021-03-03 14:27:56 )

the 10k dislikes are from those diehard Jimmy Kimmel fans

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Terabyte 2021-03-04 15:01:42

Nah, I disliked cuz of EmpLemon's own misinformed ideas.

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Kings Dominion Network 2022-04-27 23:02:33

@Terabyte bro it was a joke

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Terabyte 2022-04-27 23:11:58

@Kings Dominion Network damn where were you for a year

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Midna Lazuli 2019-01-22 22:29:29

Abraham Lincoln: I helped strengthen the government and abolished slavery.

Jimmy Kimmel: Silence, republican.

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-19 01:46:13

Political Parties change.

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Big Jay 2019-05-22 18:50:08

@Colin Mcgrath Well, when did the parties change?

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-22 19:12:14

Big Jay

They change as society changes. Political Parties are an expression of what certain believed and valued at certain time.

More specifically the Republican Party became the party it became today when Conservative Southern Democrats (AKA Dixiecrats) left the Democrats after JFK created laws making segregation illegal and promising equal protection of African Americans under the law. This created the Southern Strategy that would give the GOP political control in southern states

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Big Jay 2019-05-22 19:38:05

@Colin Mcgrath So after the civil rights movement basically, in the 50s and 60s? How come the "Racist south" didn't start voting Republican until the 70s and 80s?

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-22 20:11:37

Nothing happens over night.

Political change, like all change takes time. No political movement is spontaneous.

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-22 21:19:55

Big Jay

1. The Trend began in the mid to late 60’s. I never said it started in the 50’s. Also during that time there were Republicans who supported Civil Rights, such as Nixon

2. Did you think all politicians did it out of the kindness of their heart? While some do, many saw that getting the AA vote would be a good move for them in long term.

2b. While what Johnson said was terrible, we have to remember he was a product of his time.

2c. I don’t even really like LBJ as I am anti Vietnam War.

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thebigs 2019-05-24 06:04:33

Pretty much

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thebigs 2019-05-24 06:06:22

@Colin Mcgrath I wonder if that was the reason why he was assassinated

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-24 06:07:19

HaVoCxMosquito

Then where is the Whig party?

If parties don’t change, surely the Whigs must still exist...

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-05-24 06:09:40

@thebigs

Assassinated who?

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thebigs 2019-05-24 07:05:17

@Colin Mcgrath *Kennedy

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thebigs 2019-05-24 07:07:12

@Colin Mcgrath the Democrats may have wanted to kill him for his actions and have Johnson proceed the extension in Vietnam

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thebigs 2019-05-24 07:08:37

@Colin Mcgrath that's not what he meant really

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Big Jay 2019-05-29 20:15:04

@Colin Mcgrath I don't think he means all parties changing is the point he made. I think the point was that "The Democrats and Republicans switching who is racist is bullshit." Which I agree with. Democrats became so unpopular that they basically had to suck up to black people and lie that, "They were the only ones that can help them" despite being the party of Jim Crow Laws and the KKK. Those kids that had to be escorted to the school by the national guard due to the governer ordering the police to prevent it? The governer was Democratic. We forget that it was only a mere 60 years ago that the "last time" Democrats were allegedly racist. I say "last time", because I still do believe they are racist. They treat black people like helpless victims that always need their help and can never pick themselves up, they say openly racist things against white people which if you switched around and said about black people would instantly be called racist, and rightly so, and they seem to bring up Jews and Jewish conspiracy a lot more than, "right-wing Neo-Nazi, heteropatriarical, cisgendered, racist, republicans."

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Donut TPOT 2019-05-29 22:12:25

@HaVoCxMosquito no, but republicans continue to keep it alive

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ecks dee!!1!11!!! 2019-05-30 01:11:41

@Big Jay The parties swapped swapped around the time of Nixon. Prior to Nixon, the Republican party was progressive, and the Democratic party was conservative.

You can see this when looking at the elections prior to Nixon and the candidates' party alignment. South voted Democrat, and North voted Republican. That doesn't happen today.

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Big Jay 2019-05-30 01:28:11

@ecks dee!!1!11!!! So the cause has to be racism? There is no possible reason to vote Republican other than, "I love to say the n-word"?

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ecks dee!!1!11!!! 2019-05-30 01:42:06

@Big Jay I personally dislike a strict two-party system, but sure. Each to their own.

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Big Jay 2019-05-30 02:00:29

@ecks dee!!1!11!!! Well it's irrelevant whether or not you like it, that's just how things are and that's how this arguement came along.

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-06-05 06:14:03

@HaVoCxMosquito

So your saying political parties do not change and the Republican party of Theodore Roosevelt aka the “Trust Buster” is the Same Party of that brought as Reagan?

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-06-05 06:14:52

@thebigs

That is a conspiracy theory and has no bearing on the topic at hand

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-06-05 06:21:38

Doctor Jones

Did David Duke vote Republican or Democrat in 2016?

Also Anti White Racism isn’t really. When your a political and social minority and face police brutality regularly, give me a call.

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Doctor Jones 2019-06-07 01:34:23 (edited 2019-06-07 01:35:13 )

@Colin Mcgrath
If you hate a group of people because of the color of their skin, either it be black, white, yellow, brown, any of it, that is the textbook definition of racism. Like, what mental gymnastics do you need to perform to see otherwise? And who the hell is David Duke?

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Draconian Jingoist 2019-06-07 20:44:11

@Colin Mcgrath the south started voting republican because industry moved south, and northerners followed it lmao.

Anyone with a grasp of American history knows that. The parties didnt change at all. One of those racist democrats was a kkk AND Hillary's mentor, dude.

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drogo blayt 2019-06-27 05:57:19

@Colin Mcgrath r/wooosh

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thebigs 2019-07-11 04:56:15

@Colin Mcgrath Kennedy's death is a conspiracy theory so why not bring more ideas to the table?

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thebigs 2019-07-11 04:56:29

@Colin Mcgrath *realistic ideas

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Blue Typhoon2017 2019-07-14 14:08:09

@Doctor Jones he was the leader of the KKK a few years ago

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-07-16 04:13:01

@Big Jay

Lets just say that you are right for the sake of argument, that Dems only care for the vote.

Couldn’t you just say the right does the same thing but with poor white people?

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Big Jay 2019-07-16 16:00:43

@Colin Mcgrath In a way I suppose. But they don't treat them like little children that need handouts. They treat them like adults down on their luck, who need jobs and family cohesion, not free money.

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-07-16 18:58:25

@Big Jay It’s easy to say “just get a job”. But like it or not African Americans have a harder time getting a job than White people on Average. For example, People with “Black Sounding” names are often passed over for people with White sounding names even if both people have the same credentials. (If you want a citation, I can give it to you, just ask).

It also doesn’t help that education in black communities are often underfunded and lacking. So often these kids are metaphorically shot in the foot before they even leave high school.

Also Right wingers do treat their base like children. The immigrants are both taking their jobs and taking away welfare money that should go to them. Instead of Republicans telling poor whites what they tell poor blacks, to toughen up and pull themselves up by their bootstraps, they are shown preferential treatment by telling these people that they were wronged and that those jobs should be theirs, and that Democrats don’t care about the “working class”.

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Big Jay 2019-07-16 19:19:22

@Colin Mcgrath Don't worry, I've seen that study too. I believe that hiring should be a meritocracy. Resumes should only have accomplishments, unless the job requires a certain physical description. Problem is, meritocracy is somehow sexist. A company did experiment like what I just listed, only hiring based on accomplishments and managed to hire more men than women, so sexism.

Speaking of education, are you for or against school choice? This would basically allow parents to choose which school their kids would go to which would make it highly competitive for schools to improve. It's not entirely and underfunding thing, it's a, "schools aren't encouraged to improve" thing.

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Colin Mcgrath 2019-07-16 19:25:29

@Big Jay

1. Could I have a citation for this study?

2. I am for school choice, under the assumption that families will not be bankrupted by school bills.

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Doctor Jones 2019-07-17 03:45:06

@Blue Typhoon2017
"The parties switched?" The video you sent me literally talks about how the people, and the South, switched, not the parties. Did you even send me the right video?

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Blue Typhoon2017 2019-07-17 05:47:11

Doctor Jones I went back and rewatched the video, and it mostly explains why the parties switched, can you explain why you believe it talked about the people and the south switching?

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Auramaster 206 2019-07-18 03:09:27

@Blue Typhoon2017 stop repeating yourself postingvthe same link OVER and OVER its spam at that rate

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Blue Typhoon2017 2019-07-18 03:32:00

Auramaster 206yt yeah, sorry about that, I don’t know how to respond to more then one comment in one response.

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Normie 2019-07-21 07:32:37

Colin McGrath One of Hillary’s mentors was a grand dragon of the KKK. Stop trying to bury the Democrats past. We all know they promote injustice.

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Curse 2019-07-29 23:41:10

Colin McGrath that moment u dont get the joke

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Roaming 2019-08-01 02:58:58

@Big Jay oh god
LBJ was right

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Big Jay 2019-08-01 14:47:36

@Aleece What year or years was this?

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Aleece 2019-08-01 17:56:21

@Big Jay 1865

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Big Jay 2019-08-01 18:00:24

@Aleece I'm guessing you mean 1965, which would mean that the parties switched a good couple of years after said event

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Aleece 2019-08-01 18:12:18

@Big Jay I do not mean that. Johnson's actions were a catalyst. In fact most historians say the switch happened between 1860-1936, three decades before you claim it occurred. "...pins the transition to the turn of the 20th century, when a highly influential Democrat named William Jennings Bryan blurred party lines by emphasizing the government's role in ensuring social justice through expansions of federal power — traditionally, a Republican stance." Both parties were trying to satisfy disenfranchised voters in the West and thus adopted social justice platforms, slowly the Republicans would stray from those ideals, but Johnson's aggression and cold heartedness can be seen as a catalyst.

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Visor Captor Producciones Audiovisuales 2021-02-27 12:28:55

I love Liquid Tension

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Jack Jowett 2018-04-08 04:37:12

When cringe culture becomes cringey

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LWM 2021-03-19 14:49:23 (edited 2021-03-19 14:59:31 )

Good piece. The parts about minorities not so much. It's more of an outrage today because y'all have never fixed racism ever since the civil rights movement. And any time minority issues come up you start listing everything else that's wrong except minority issues. So keep up.

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Joe The Cartoonist 2018-04-07 21:25:57

The Eric Andre show is better than jimmy kimmel

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The Last Pepsi 2018-04-07 21:40:22

Thecartoonfan 12 Without a doubt

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HalleluYAH 2018-04-07 21:53:42

Jimmy Kimmel on the Eric Andre Show: "Why does my chair feel like it's alive?"

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wackyclock 2018-04-07 21:56:14

Oh come on, there's no contest.
Eric Andre wins immediately.

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seanmyster6 2018-04-07 21:59:32

Watching paint dry is better than Jimmy Kimmel

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nickrchav 2018-04-07 22:09:54

why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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Alanna McEachin 2018-04-07 22:11:24

Thecartoonfan 12 its more rational by a landslide

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Alanna McEachin 2018-04-07 22:11:47

Eric andre is

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Cap’n M 2018-04-07 22:13:15

Thecartoonfan 12
Jimbo’s definitely on some real bad ranch

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Kemp Odle 2018-04-07 23:07:10

Thecartoonfan 12 infinitely better

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GoldenBeans 2020-07-30 00:47:39

me before this video:
who is jimmy kimmel

me after this video:

who is jimmy kimmel

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Mr. Moron 2020-09-24 15:39:29

its better if you dont know

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User Name 2020-11-14 15:35:40

:D

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Screaming Gecko 2020-11-23 17:37:22

I can't tell a difference between kimmbel or fallon

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BIG BLUBURRY 2020-12-11 20:37:59

Do you live in America?

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e will 2020-12-23 21:27:05

GOTTEM GOOOOOD

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Nuclear bomb 2021-01-10 17:02:40

He is the entire trending tab.

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ATruePanda 2021-04-21 18:17:56

Trump was dumb, but we don't need 500 shows telling us about it. I'm glad he's out not just because he was dumb, but also because comedians have to actually come up with jokes.

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Mandalorian Gaming 2021-05-04 05:17:09

What's worse is the dozens of movies that are going to be made about him that are going to all tread over the same material we all lived through already. He's finally gone so lets move on instead of keeping him in our minds constantly.

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SirCamera 2021-02-09 21:32:26 (edited 2021-02-09 21:32:41 )

“You wanna know why liberals keep losing in America?” ... That didn’t age well.
Also, white privilege is a real socioeconomic phenomenon, not a personal judgment of your character. Chill.
Your political opinions aren’t all that informed.

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Crouching Tiger 2021-02-15 00:57:59

He meant losing in general, just because you’re in power doesn’t mean you can’t lose and also white privilege doesn’t exist, you should probably do some socioeconomic research on it

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The new guy 2020-11-05 00:14:08

I'm 16 and Ive already tuned out the media (every sane person has) and its safe to say I wont ever go back to watching shows like this again, too much cringe for me to handle.

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Orcinus1967 2021-01-20 19:36:32 (edited 2021-01-24 15:12:17 )

Thank goodness. I am 54. I used to watch Fox news and wonder how they could get away with it. Fudging statistics, cherry picking, fallacious arguments all over the place, hyperbole, repeating false misleading statements over and over until people just assumed they were true. Every trick in the book. Finally the left caught up and now employ the same tactics on CNN, NPR, MSNBC....the left, and the democrats, whom I used to support whole heartedly, are now a bunch of hypocrites. A word that used to mean something. Now our politicians just shrug it off. Once you realize they are just peddling controversy, and people are getting a hit of righteous dope every time they watch the news, or crap entertainment like this, it all becomes clear. How much money they make all depends on the ratings. Ratings drive advertising placement. It's a competition for the ad dollars. The more advertising $$, the more you can garner in salary. Controversy = ratings = advertising $$ = salary.
Good for you for tuning it out. Until we publicly finance elections, we will get the politicians that are paid for. Currently, our system turns our politicians into whores.

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The new guy 2021-01-20 20:27:08

@Orcinus1967 That is actually so true, couldn't have said it better

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Samuel McL. 2021-02-11 08:43:06

@Orcinus1967 honestly i dont agree with some of your other comments but i must thank you; you put into words this strong annoyance ive felt for so long regarding the news media but been unable to articulate

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-Gemberkoekje- 2021-02-16 11:45:44

@Orcinus1967 I just can't wach any news anymore...

As a kid you have this notion that the news is this beacon of Truth put out by smart adults who are passionate about putting out the truth,

But as you get a little older you reallise it's just for people who want to push out their agenda, and or make money by selling fake, fear mongering, and sensational stories...

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Orcinus1967 2021-02-22 08:39:10

@-Gemberkoekje- I used to sit on my fathers lap and watch Walter Cronkite. This is a good article on that. I had forgotten about the opinion pieces.
https://www.thedailytimes.com/opinion/walter-cronkite-was-excellent-but-not-all-that/article_c1144b29-5eb3-5f5e-8327-e8ccccce900e.html

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Orcinus1967 2021-02-22 09:02:05

@Samuel McL. Thanks for saying that. It wasn't until I read an article about the radio wars in Philly where I grew up, that I came to understand. "Howard Stern entered national syndication on August 18, 1986 when WYSP in Philadelphia first simulcast the program. In the 18-plus male demographic, WYSP rose from eleventh to second place in three months. Stern began a rivalry with the number one host John DeBella of WMMR, and was determined to beat him in the ratings. He achieved his goal in April 1990, and held a celebratory "funeral" for DeBella on May 10 in Rittenhouse Square which aired live." (Wikipedia) The article pointed out WHY it was so important to win the ratings war.
The money/ salary from the advertisers is completely driven by ratings. I didn't come up with that on my own. Controversy sells. If it bleeds it leads and all that. Just recently I came up with the 'hit of righteous dope the talking heads are pushing" concept. Its pretty preachy in and of itself. I get a rush out of being righteous and pointing my finger too. Stimulating is what it is. Peace love and understanding is not as stimulating. Nor does it make as much money.
"As I walk through this wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity
I ask myself, "Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred and misery?"
And each time I feel like this inside
There's one thing I wanna know
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

And as I walk on through troubled times
My spirit gets so downhearted sometimes
So where are the strong and who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony, sweet harmony?
'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away
Just makes me wanna cry
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
So where are the strong and who are the trusted?
And where is the harmony, sweet harmony?
-Elvis Costello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3U_zicAI

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SGM 2021-04-05 04:25:12

@Orcinus1967 Yeah I remember when they interviewed the father of one of the teens who got killed in CHAZ, it felt so disrespectful against the father since the interviewers were constantly making reactions to boost their agenda. I am not saying that CHAZ was a good idea by any means, it certainly wasn’t when it resulted in the deaths of teens, but the interview gave me a gut feeling that made me feel bad for the parent. He clearly had nowhere to demand justice for his son’s death but FOX News.

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Flight Train11 2021-04-07 03:49:50

I’ve just blocked every media outlet like cnn and Fox I’m honestly just tired of it bro

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Jack Mitchell 2021-02-09 04:49:40

Left-leaning independent here to look at the other pov. Still disagree, but still. It's safe to say that everyone who religiously affiliates themselves with a political party think's they're "holier than thou" and that goes both ways. It mostly applies to Trump supporters now, but it has in the past related to the party I most agree with. I am seeing a lot of "holier than thou" bullshit everywhere here. "the left" this. "the left" that. Shut up. You're just as bad as you say the other side is. After all, I think we both know that no president is a saint. Ever.

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A Day In The Life Of A North Korean Hipster 2020-12-26 01:44:01

The different topics aka talking about real problems in America is something John Oliver does. Really good content about something abstract like the post system to the high political stuff.

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ReviewNerd 2021-03-10 05:18:56

2021 anyone

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HKJ 2021-02-13 00:09:42

Caillou is better than jimmy kimmel and caillou is cancelled (finally)

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Siked 2021-07-06 19:27:56

I hate to be that guy, but this videos discussion is more relevant than ever.

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Gromczar 2021-03-01 14:02:38

They're all the same

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Chris Ramsey 2021-12-03 15:31:08

"You have to be smart to be a liberal." Right. Ask a "smart" liberal to define that word from a historical perspective. Hint: It has nothing to do with clamping down on free speech, nothing to do with worshiping the State, nothing to do with giving more of your earned income to the bureaucracy. Ask a "smart" liberal if they know who John Stuart Mill or John Locke are. Hint: They are the fathers of liberalism. The fact is the libertarian philosophy is the closest analog to historical liberalism. And the modern left hates the libertarians as much as they hate conservatives. Modern "liberalism" is closer to the Bolshevik Party than anything else

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Mike Johnson 2021-03-14 13:01:38 (edited 2021-03-14 13:05:38 )

Emp on Democrats:
"For a party with such brilliant people, you sure do lose a lot"
How is losing the presidential popular vote only once in 32 years losing a lot?
Emp shows Trump winning one election and the narration says the Dems "sure do lose a lot" - how does Emp expect anyone to take him seriously with such disingenuous commentary?

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DeVernePersonal 2021-03-16 17:58:20

ikr? i just unsubscribed from him

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Connor The Duke 2021-03-17 21:57:23

he was probably being ironic

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Libor Kundrát 2021-03-18 21:09:35

He didn't mean just the presidential election. Republicans had the majority in Senate at the time too. So it certainly isn't just one election.

Also, popular vote literally doesn't matter. There's no proof Hillary or Al Gore would win if it came down to the popular vote, as candidates would campaign completely differently. For example, Trump had no reason to campaign in California to get better popular vote numbers. If popular vote mattered, he'd probably campaign a lot in California. Similar logic applies to Hillary, which would likely end up in the election results being very different. We will never be able tell who would be the winner if the 2016 election came down to the popular vote, as we've never got to experience the reality. That's a fact.

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Super_ShaG 2018-04-08 14:54:34

i'm pretty sure you are now on two Official Blacklists after this
for both Youtube & Hollywood.

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Vu Dang Quang 2021-03-02 12:08:48

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Massive Twat 2021-05-05 08:52:44

americans am I ryte?

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Cloudzrip420 2021-10-16 15:39:28

this aged like milk, jimmy falon is well yk...

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Bandon Dav 2021-10-03 04:10:54

Wat is jimmy kümmel anyways

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Connor O'Brien 2022-03-23 02:11:53

Craig Ferguson is the one late night host Joker wouldn't shoot in the face

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joe y 2021-04-17 13:55:08

this aged like fine fucking wine. and we're still going off the deep end 3 years later

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slab 2021-04-19 13:27:48

this has aged like fuckin milk

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-02 21:24:54

Emp thinks liberals are leftist lmfao

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E 2021-09-04 13:07:10

Yeah lol only an america thing

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Gen Z Perspective 2021-09-04 14:17:27

@E holy shit it's Heisenberg!

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E 2021-09-04 14:53:35

@Gen Z Perspective lol

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Zaid Lacksalastname 2021-05-08 08:31:17

fake laughs

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Evan Coberley 2021-12-13 04:53:23 (edited 2021-12-13 04:53:54 )

Wish this was the first video I saw from you, so I never watched any of your other videos.

So many things wrong with this video. Showing a graph of SA falling to downplay the reality of SA, and then trying to act like it's an intellectual take? "Things use to be worse, so they couldn't possibly be bad now." Christ dude. And showing a picture of Obama as some sort of proof that racism doesn't exist in America? I enjoyed your other videos, but you really showed your true colors here. Not even because it's opinionated, but because your justifications for your opinions are so incredibly stupid and it's clear that you just wanted to have a temper tantrum about those nasty liberals. You could've brought up real points, about how Kimmel used to have a show that was incredibly sexist, and his lectures about SA now are hypocritical. But no, that would take actual research, instead of 30 minutes of emotional, biased yelling and dog whistles. I hope you've changed in 3 years because this is just embarrassingly bad.

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Tyler 2021-12-25 19:38:40

This is exactly what I was thinking. I was waiting for a more objective take the whole time and it just didn't come. I guess you can't really expect that much from someone who makes multiple NASCAR history videos.

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DUCKBRINGER 2021-06-13 05:12:59

thank you for lecturing me several times about how bad liberals are, that really did keep me interested in your video about jimmy kimmel
it's fine to have your political views, and obviously those views are going to be made obvious in a video about jimmy kimmel live, which is a political talk show, but can you not rant about liberals for five fucking minutes emp

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Burnt Poptart 2021-06-15 00:13:49

They need to be called out. It’s been Republican this and Conservative that. Not saying that Republicans are great but still. Liberals need to be called out more. They always get away with things but whenever Conservatives do sometimes bad, people still rant about them forever. Liberals are not what they are anymore. They don’t help or stand up for other people. They only care about themselves and judge people by the color of their skin (Mainly white straight men because they’re bad am I rite?)

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DUCKBRINGER 2021-06-15 00:31:13

@Burnt Poptart I'm fine with people having those views but the video is about jimmy kimmel, not liberals

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Ronny Donny's Cream 2021-06-16 14:32:52

@DUCKBRINGER and as you said jimmy kimmel live is a political talk show and he's countering the fact that he goes overboard when bashing trump, there is much more to the video than just talking about liberals and i dont understand how you think 5 mins of talking about liberals compares at all to the other 20 or so minutes that he talks about other problems with the show (valid points i think)

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DUCKBRINGER 2021-07-23 03:03:36

@Ronny Donny's Cream I understood that Jimmy went out of his way to bash Trump when he said "he goes out of his way to bash Trump", it would be better if he gave some examples of Jimmy going out of his way to bash Trump, but five minutes of "he goes out of his way to bash Trump" isn't any better than one

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Blu Tex 2021-11-29 17:20:33

wowwuttabunchacrap video

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Alt9 2021-12-22 05:21:08

Cope harder

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badwolf128 2021-11-16 11:05:44 (edited 2021-11-16 11:07:23 )

Video title: Jimmy Kimmel is a bad entertainer
Video content: 30 minute rant about how much EmpLemon hates liberals by an angry 15 year old

his content got a whole lot better once he hit puberty

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Taylor 2021-11-17 01:29:05

The reason he's a bad entertainer is in large part due to the liberal slant he gives the show.

Or did you just hear him say "liberals" and tune out and reflexively make a comment calling him wrong without actually listening?

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Josh C Fishing 2022-02-12 04:44:17

Yeah he’s f*cking terrible

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