So storytime for any viewers. When the episode where Jimmy Kimmel talks about north Korea I was in the Air Force and that day I had just gone to a briefing about a possible deployment to South Korea. Shit was that hot at the time. I got done with a twelve hour shift and a briefing and went home and showered. I sat at the TV to watch some relaxing cheap comedy show called Jimmy Kimmel live only to be pulled back into the mindset I just left.  That night I attempted to take my own life and failed. Jimmy Kimmel was the straw that broke my back. I appreciate emplemon putting into words what I at the time could not.

Veterans and suicide name a more iconic duo. That's meant as a critique of how we treat the mental health of veterans glad you're still alive.

@Cheems I do read most of these comments and the kind words are honestly greatly appreciated.

@Cheems I do read most of these comments and the kind words are honestly greatly appreciated.

@beth moore thank you for the kind words, but I'm a lot better now.

@beth moore thank you for the kind words, but I'm a lot better now.

I know I'll just be another reply in the wave of many but I hope that you're doing better now dude

oh god, im so glad you failed. seriously, that's gotta be awful to deal with and you're really strong for continuing on today.

I am so confused by what people find wrong with this comment. It’s a comment for a reason. No one has to say anything about it, good or bad. I think the reason for putting a comment like this is quite clear. The commenter doesn’t care if you read it or not, he just wants it off his chest. Calling him weak is just selfish, to think that you could have endured the pain or never made the mistake in the first place. Show some empathy. It’s not hard. We aren’t meant to tear each other apart, we’re supposed to work together. Show this man some support, and be on your way.

Trying to blame kimmel for your emotional problems makes no sense. I hope you get the help you need.

@That Broke Gamer your majesty! How's the cancer?

@That Broke Gamer your majesty! How's the cancer?

@Ryan Ianaro dog i think its more likely that theyre literally just a child, cool yo shit man

@Ryan Ianaro dog i think its more likely that theyre literally just a child, cool yo shit man

@Khairo Aetos that's still real good response

@Khairo Aetos that's still real good response

@Khairo Aetos I have actually had a similar issue with people not reading everything in a comment thread, but it was more annoying than sad, I mean if you're gonna put in your 2 cents at least check the total first

@Ryan Cronwell I'm off work tonight lmao normally it'd take me at least ten minutes to create the time.

@Glum Sulk I appreciate your sentiment but i'd recommend reading the sum total of my comments before making a statement like that.  It wasn't like I listened to Jimmy Kimmel and suddenly wanted to kill myself. It was a culmination of several events in relatively quick succession that led up to a terrible train of thought.

@Gnar Boots took a TDY there in 2016. It was fun! Like I said in other comments. It wasn't just the idea of having to go to south Korea. It was the culmination of several events strung together that really made me just want my life to end.

@Khairo Aetos good response time too, on an outdated comment no less, you're inspiring me to raise my own standards

@Ryan Cronwell every now and again I'll see a new comment that either misunderstands my reasoning or thinks that I was suicidal because of Jimmy Kimmel, but hey I guess reading comprehension is tough for some people, but overall I'm glad the thread went/is going the way it is.  I appreciate discourse.

You're magic man, in the 3 minutes I've spent scrolling through this thread I saw you calm down 2 YouTube comment spats almost immediately, well done.

This thread is honestly hilarious. You shouldve never been in the military.

If a late night talk show host pushes you to suicide then you desperately need to take care of your mental health before signing up for a position that potentially entails you having a firearm.

reading this thread reminds me of the darker sides of the internet

reading this thread reminds me of the darker sides of the internet

@UnBR0k3enAngel
Yeah the second comment doesn't tho it was at least a little nicer to see.

When you think about how on average 22 vets commit suicide a day it really makes the first even more shitty.

I was in the air force too a "deployment" to South Korea isn't shit lol

I was in the air force too a "deployment" to South Korea isn't shit lol

Hey man, I know you wrote this comment 5 months ago, but I hope you’re doing alright.

Hey man, I know you wrote this comment 5 months ago, but I hope you’re doing alright.

@UnBR0k3enAngel I don't think Sgt Tollad cares

@UnBR0k3enAngel I don't think Sgt Tollad cares

Nigga almost killed himself over jimmy kimmel 🤣

Nigga almost killed himself over jimmy kimmel 🤣

@Khairo Aetos Stay strong dude! Hope you´re a good guy living a good life.

@Khairo Aetos Stay strong dude! Hope you´re a good guy living a good life.

@Fuh Que it was heartwarming to see your redemption arc. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

I can relate. I watched Jimmy Kimmel and attempted to kill my girlfriend

I can relate. I watched Jimmy Kimmel and attempted to kill my girlfriend

TV so fucking terrible, death is preferable. So sorry to hear

TV so fucking terrible, death is preferable. So sorry to hear

almost committed suicide because of how unfunny he was

almost committed suicide because of how unfunny he was

Looking at comment sections is so sad... It doesnt really matter if the story is real or not, or if its shitting on kimmel or not.

 Its a story from someone be it fictional or not but somehow SOMEHOW people manage to stop, get angry, shit on it, scream and slander other people entiteling themselfs for "calling them out" Or simply just convincing themselfs they are right and EVERYONE should know they are right, because they knooow they are right i mean ofc im right...

This was such a sad and confusing sub comment section i wanted to leave this note for the lurkers who just keep going and think "oh i wonder if this is true or if this is for some agenda" And keep scrolling and forget this. Respect to you be you and dont change.

Sorry bro. Btw I only commented cause it's comment #69

Sorry bro. Btw I only commented cause it's comment #69

Aw man that's sad, hope your better now though. Army can be tough at times and you can't put it over your own well-being and it's good to take vacation off.

@Fuh Que hey bro I really respect the way you think, I'd like to talk sometime, do you have discord?

@Rattenhoofd why is it unfair tho? and this is not about whats fair...a guy's depression got worse due to the agenda pushing kimmel isnt unfair ffs

@UnBR0k3enAngel He apologized and accepted all fault, what more can a youtube commenter do?

@UnBR0k3enAngel He apologized and accepted all fault, what more can a youtube commenter do?

Good lord that’s insane, sorry you had to experience that. And thanks for serving America, we appreciate you :)

@Rattenhoofd my opinions of Jimmy Kimmel not withstanding. I do not blame him for covering what he covers or disliking whatever politicians he dislikes. I don't blame him covering Trump's potential peace talks with North Korea. What I've been trying to say is that doing back to back deployments, going through a divorce, finding out about shit popping off in North Korea, hearing about it at work, going to a briefing about it. Talking about it.  Stressing about it.  Thinking about it.  Then finally trying to escape it at least for a little while only to be reeled back in all with very little time off between broke me.  It would've broke me if it had been Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Colbert, Conan, or anyone.  It didn't matter. That's what I've been trying to say.  My dislike of Jimmy Kimmel is removed from that.

@Carlton Do you feel he's not shitting on Jimmy or that he's doing it for a valid reason? Cause I strongly disagree with either one.

@Carlton Because I feel he's shitting on Jimmy for literally no reason.

@Carlton Because I feel he's shitting on Jimmy for literally no reason.

@Edward Wanna know how i got these scars???🤡🤡👹👺👺

@Edward Wanna know how i got these scars???🤡🤡👹👺👺

@Khairo Aetos I don't doubt that your motive for sharing was sincere, and I really am glad you managed to find a path forward, but there's a time and place for everything. It also seems you and especially the maker of this video aren't at all adhering to this golden rule you're promoting. Let's agree to disagree, I guess.

@Rattenhoofd you're entitled to your perspective as I'm entitled to back myself up when you use such aggressive language for really no good reason. I shared my story, not for likes, not for warm and fuzzy comments, and certainly not to demonize Jimmy Kimmel. I shared my story for the primary reason that watching this video brought back a very uncomfortable memory and one of the things my therapy taught me was to express my feelings instead of bottling it up. I shared my story for me. Although the outpouring of gracious comments means a lot to me even years after the event in question. I still wrote my comment to get the story off my chest. To let loose and be able to reconcile with myself that what I felt at that time was very real even though reliving it was very uncomfortable. I'm sorry that it bothers you, but perhaps you could practice the old golden rule. If you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all.

@Khairo Aetos I understood perfectly well, I just think it's really unfair and obnoxious to chime in with a suicide-attempt story under a video criticizing Kimmel, and claim the two were in any way related, however distant. I want to clarify I'm not trying to ridicule suicide or mental illness in any way, it just doesn't have anything to do with Kimmel or late night TV in general.

@Rattenhoofd clearly you misunderstood. On a normal day. Under a normal set of circumstances Jimmy Kimmel would mean nothing, but we're not talking about that.  We're talking months of stress with no relief coming to a head. Once again it was the feeling of not being able to escape that was the issue. Hence jimmy being the straw that broke my back.  I pray you never have that happen to you, because it's an awful and embarrassing feeling.

@Nahnah 5 yeah,gave me a breather,even though this comment section is kinda old.

@Nahnah 5 yeah,gave me a breather,even though this comment section is kinda old.

@Khairo Aetos Hey man, I just want to tell you that you're a great person and I hope you got your life back together and you have no more suicidal thoughts now. One thing I should mention is that I really don't think it's a good idea to leave your real identity (your full name and background) out on a public comment, since a lot of people may look you up just to troll you, or even worse send you threats if they disagree with you. So I'd suggest you to delete the comment mentioning your name just to be safe!

Best of luck!

@That Broke Gamer that's fine. You can think what you want, but you don't get to question my story without me correcting you. My feelings were legit. What I wanted to do to myself after watching that episode of Jimmy Kimmel and that briefing was legit. It's not something I'm proud of, but it happened.

@That Broke Gamer 1) he never said he went to Korea, just that he has in conferences about possibly being deployed  there
2) what does the content on his channel have to do with the validity of his story?
3) What does he gain from telling a lie this deep?

It's kind of weird seeing the toxicity of 4chan leak out onto other platforms. Newfrens tend to browse the forums, see the increasing large amount of >be me shitposts, and think seeing those type of posts anywhere afterwards MUST mean that it must be an anon shitposting outside of 4chan. I doubt you'd even read this entire post considering that you had to bash OP with the sneaky "repubtard" at the end of your post, but you gotta learn to not carry such a sense of deniablility in what you read. Not everyone is out to be the "le epic troll who owns u libs with fax n logic".

Good to have you here. Always take care of your mind.

Good to have you here. Always take care of your mind.

@Justin Strong Read all the comments, the story ain't over.

@Justin Strong Read all the comments, the story ain't over.

@Nahnah 5 It was honestly kind of wholesome

@Nahnah 5 It was honestly kind of wholesome

@Justin Strong Look at the second comment

@Justin Strong Look at the second comment

Holy shit is the first time in a long time but I’ve seen two people have a spat and then actually listen and respond to the other by answering with a candid and respectable comment. Thanks for restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity

The "I was" portion has me thinking that you left the military or were kicked out. I hope that's the case, because if listening to a television host talk about current events, especially one that your job revolved around (geopolitics and potential armed conflict) almost causes you to commit suicide, you were not fit for military service. Basic training usually weeds people with a weak mental fortitude out, but some people still manage to squeeze there way through..

That being said, I hope (as a civilian) you have spoken to a therapist to get your suicidal thoughts addressed.


12:37 I have heard people say that Hitler was a better leader than Trump, and that they would even prefer him to be president over Trump. Unironically.


Omg how dare you insult Jimmy kimmel

This is a joke


As a liberal, I love this video. the points you make and proof you have makes this video deserve to go viral. Thank you for making this.

Xbox 360 E Hope you are joking dude. Communism could might work one day but USSR was a pure bullshit. I am from czech republic btw and few members of my family went to prison due to a state policy. There is no freedom in communism like that and faster than you realize you become prisoner of "everyone"

i mean we could have a true discussion online, but its either, trump jokes, "Moderates"  and can we stop talking about trump now as groups, shit the man political discourse i hear is people complaining, never giving solutions, or trying to empathize with each other.

Samuel Kirkham and said people will eventually realize they're batting for the wrong team, much to the relief of actual progressives and leftists.

TheBudgetGunCollector I think it's more about trying to keep the ideology true to its roots and remembering it's history. I sympathize with you, I once saw myself as a classical liberal but moved more towards having social democrat ideals and I'm personally independent. We'd be better off with no political parties and voting based on their ideals and not party affiliations. Rock on 🤘

Gorden Freakman that's the one thing I don't get. How can you watch your party fail time and time again in debate and ideology and watch them lose any moral standings they ever had and still call yourself a liberal. I feel like it's blind devotion. If I were a conservative and saw all of this on the right I would question the right and choose a different party... Like I did. I am independent now.

Gorden Freakman Actual liberalism is becoming conservative

@Raphael Toast

We could make a comeback if it was legal to eject neo-liberals into the sun.

I used to be a classical liberal, but to neo-liberals I'm the next Chairman Mao.

Good times.

The Lamer Gamer No, it's people like you that assume all "SJWs" represent all liberals.

I identify as a progressive, and I think the US needs social democracy.

I also believe the Democratics are actually conservatives (neocons) and the Republic Party are actually rightists (yes, that word exists, it means "nationalists and reactionaries who aren't fascists yet").

...See what I did there?

liberals are supposed to be open to other peoples ideas and perspectives, but a lot of so called liberal who refer to themselves as liberals aren't actually liberal and are more stuck within there progressive ideological bubble then anything. i think when people here the word liberal then think of the left when actually the word is supposed to represent the center

i hate jimmy kimmel just as much as you guys do, but stop asking us to spam

yes, because nobody cares what you have to say

Communism is why im tryna bring back the USSR

нεcкαвσσ social democracy works not socialist democracy I mean social democracy like mix economy

GarrulousGamer Jesus Christ he didn't even say anything wrong.

Nice my dude<br>I like that you don't try to make everyone follow your opinion

Nice my dude
I like that you don't try to make everyone follow your opinion

Fuck, I'm a straight up leftist and I loved this video-- and EmpLemon as a whole, haha. He's very analytical!

Working class Liberals > Neoliberal celebrities

Who wanna sign my petition to bring back the USSR (but maybe fail lol)

Gorden Freakman This actually points out a lot of the same criticisms that socialists have for liberals. I think you and EmpLemon are actually socialist and just don't know it yet.


Wow couldn’t agree more. Kimmel is so cringe


As a self-declared republican, I want America to ship some of their supplies here in Sydney


this video ages better every day that passes


Jimmy: “ trump”

The crowd: claps intensified

Jimmy: “ trump”

The crowd: *claps intensified*

Marie Kondo You perpetuate ignorance, and make SJW’s look ridiculous when they are supposed to be good people on the internet instead of crazy people.

@Marie Kondo Youtube sparks joy for them.

Jimmy: men hah what’s up with that?
Crowd: *AAAAH WOOOOO CLAP CLAP*

Jimmy: men hah what’s up with that?
Crowd: **AAAAH WOOOOO CLAP CLAP**

But I have. Didn't need to go all humble on people's asses.

Jimmy: “orange man”
Crowd: gasping intensifies

Jimmy: “.....bad”
Crowd: bursts into applauses

Jimmy: “orange man”
Crowd: *gasping intensifies*

Jimmy: “.....bad”
Crowd: *bursts into applauses*


I feel that a lot of these talkshow hosts who talk about politics only do it for views since its a trending topic, especially impeaching trump. A lot of these people just say hollow shit like "haha trump bad" but making no real statement past it, just some regurgitated spew and thats all it can be described as. Meanwhile political talkshow done right "the last leg" acknowledges its bias but also makes unique jokes at the expense of things such as the host growing his beard till brexit was done because of the blatant lack of prep the country had for it (he done this from i think 2017 when they expected to leave the eu then and pusehd the date back at least 4 times or so).

I dont think its wrong to talk about political bias's when you acknowledge your own bias to a wide audience, these well known people who talk about their own perception and opinions need to better clarify that this shouldn't be something you just agree with blindly. Take the other side of things which is fox news (arguably far more dangerous for a political bias), they use a lot of framing of stories and fucker carlsons "opinions" on matters as oppose to more objective stories and push for certain agenda's that align with their lobbying stance. It works to indoctrinate viewers and has a frightening effect on the masses who absorb the political stances from the instinct of "this is my only window into the ongoings of the world so it must be right".

Tl;dr: influential people should be upfront about bias's and its their responsibility to further hammer in the idea that no one should take everything they say as pure fact and should do their own research.


Rosanne's husband is looking toward her with mild irritability at the situation but mostlt trying to hold back a laugh with how clueless Kimmel is 😂


23:33 i cant lie ,
i have learned a lot on the internet .


13:52 that gentle giant sample though....


"Hollywood is a place where some of the most talented people create great works of fiction , But fiction isn't real, and when you surround yourself with fiction, don't be surprised when you lose track of reality "
Amen

"Hollywood is a place where some of the most talented people create great works of _fiction_ , But fiction isn't real, and when you surround yourself with fiction, don't be surprised when you lose track of _reality_ "
Amen


david letterman was cool cause you could tell he hated the celebrity and was making fun of them


and I quote "let them be racist it's just an opinon"

@James Nnabuihe yes, but if they don't do it its not a problem, right? If you are a racist but keep your mouth shut about it, don't harass anyone in any way and are a functioning member of society, i can accept you as a friend. The problem comes when they don't. But yeah, I'd rather have a friend who isn't a racist.

@miuboy That doesn't sound like it's just an opinion then. It sounds like it's an opinion that can be physically or psychologically induced onto the world, and often enough to be a problem.

As long as they dont physically or psycologically induce their ideas into the world, its not a problem. It becomes a problem when they harm others either psycologically or physically, like by insulting them or hurting them just because of their appearance


“I don’t like guns, and I don’t like the NRA...”

Emp, a lot of gun owners don’t even like the NRA. I think that’s the one thing a vast majority of gun owners and non-gun owners agree on. And honestly, justifiably so

@Fred the Fish it’s not about “needing” anything, it’s not “the bill of needs.” You also don’t technically need to have freedom of expression.

The SRA is way better than the NRA. Highly recommend all Americans arm themselves, especially if you're a minority (as you're statistically way more likely to be a victim of violence); everyone is already armed and nuts, you might as well be armed to so you can defend yourself lol

@Fred the Fish and using AR15 to kill birds is EZPZ

The NRA doesn't even do anything. Just makes platitudes and takes money from people without pushing back at all. Total controlled opposition

@Fred the Fish no, but you don't need a 200 mph sports car either.

@Fred the Fish No, but it's fucking cool to shoot

Do i dislike the NRA? Yes
Does the NRA have anything to do with gun violence in America? No.
90 percent of gun violence in America is handgun/suicide.

@Griffin Heeg I suppose you need a top of the line AR15 with a bunch of modifications to kill a deer

The NRA says it's a ''civil rights group'' when it's just a lobbying company... Like, seriously. The people at the NRA aren't providing an actual view from gun-owners, instead, they're out for money and power from republicans.

I love guns and hate the NRA and ATF and more federally funded organizations that regulate shit that they have no clue about how to regulate properly

To quote Brandon “the AK guy” Herrera during one of his episodes of Cursed Gun Images:

“God damnit, of course he’s wearing an NRA hat.”

Yeah, the NRA is what makes us true gun owners look bad.

Huh, us Conservatives have been more and more anti corporation lately...

@Hail Ghidorah Most school shooters got their guns illegally. Second of all, gun rights are in our constitution. I live in a small town, I hunt, I own a gun,  I need a gun to regulate deer population because it can cause mass disease.

Actual gun rights people who aren’t decrepit old fudds despise the NRA.

@Hail Ghidorah first off, nice pic and name, grew up a huge Godzilla fan.

Second,  absolutely. There’s a book that I want to read called, “Gunfight: The Right to Bear Arms”, which talks about how there have been unethical practices to unarm people. It mentions the Mulford Act, a bill that the NRA helped fund and push for Reagan to sign, which predominantly effected minorities during the time. This bill was put into place by none other than the State of California itself. I’m not sure how valid that’s what the intentions of the bill were, so I hope to learn more about it, but something I’ve noticed people who are anti-NRA mention a lot.

Exactly. It’s not a matter of “should we have guns?” We are a long way from not needing guns. It’s a matter of “do I support an organization who wants to get richer and richer even if it gets schoolchildren killed?” To which pretty much all of us should say “absolutely not.”


This video was a waaaaay bigger blackpill than what I was ready for.


Never heard someone use liquid tension experiment as background music before damn


Trump: casually tweets

Late night show hosts: * W H E E Z E*

Trump: *casually tweets*

Late night show hosts: * W H E E Z E*

@Zuzu greatest de-escalation ive ever seen take my like

@Devin Schaar I'd stop there if I were you.

ll kurofox ll well to be fair when trump tweets it mostly is garbage


Not really. Normies are just always late to the party


6:16 Ok Emp I'm gonna stop you right there Monk is hilarious


hes weird af. theres a photo of him and in the background theres a blanket, a huge one, with the face of one MJ’s kids 🤨


26:49 This is so pathetic that she is trying to make a valid point that should appeal to both sides but Jimmy is just treating it like a damn joke. Someone's head isn't screwed on quite right.

@Sanian38 everybody had a riot wen roseanne made her own joke, i bet you had a fit too

@Sanian38 wow great argument man you really changed my mind, honestly what has happened to Western discourse

@KillerKitten753 Kimmel's more interested in Trump because he has repeatedly ran that same joke OVER AND OVER. He's basically acting like that one Uncle most people have that make the same damn joke every time you see him in the holidays because he used to get noticed by those jokes.

Roseanne: “we need to stop getting out of control and come together to fix these issues!”<br>Kimmel: “yes that’s all well and good but how about that buffoon in the White House eh?”

Roseanne: “we need to stop getting out of control and come together to fix these issues!”
Kimmel: “yes that’s all well and good but how about that buffoon in the White House eh?”

Just watch Jimmy Kimmel live until he makes a Trump joke, you won’t make it more than 5 minutes each time.

the amount of self projection within sanian is unreal

@TheSwissViking yeah it doesn't seem like that guy is capable of talking.

@Sanian38 Okay man, I tried making a legitimate case but if the only words in your vocabulary are "triggered" and "snowflake" then I don't even think I'll waste the brain power trying to do so.

@Sanian38 Just because he calls himself a comedian doesn't mean he has to turn everything into a damn joke. She's trying to persuade the audience to practice their right to vote to get what they want out of the government. He's just laughing and being inconsiderate instead of agreeing and seeing the good point she's speaking.

Thats IF Its Even Screwed On.<br>And Not Taped On Lazily With Old, Barely Sticking Tape.

Thats IF Its Even Screwed On.
And Not Taped On Lazily With Old, Barely Sticking Tape.


I don't usually enjoy Jimmy Fallon but I respect his decision to not jump on the "haha Trump bad lol" bandwagon. (i say this as a person who hates Trump)


This is the best YouTube video I have ever watched.


13:50 Thanks for putting this song in the video, I really love Gentle Giant.


I’m extremely confused as to why Jimmy has a career at all.


This is the best political commentary I've seen. Ever. Coming from who I used to think just made stupendously funny youtube videos. I was entertained then, and I am an avid listener now.


0:55 Let alone all his supporters in Hollywood who have done worse than him


Talkshow host are exactly what they’re called; Talk-Show.  They talk about anything and put on a show but after that they do nothing.


I agree. You should try john oliver, he’s hilarious


100%, I cannot stand watching 2 seconds of this guy.


anyone who did vote for Biden its hitting them like a brick to the face rn... LOL


My main takeaway from this video is that Baby Driver didn't win any Oscars. That's nuts.


Here in the netherlands, we actually have a word for the kind of thing these presenters do, and it's ironically named after one of those "late night presenters". the effect is called: "The Lubach effect" which basically means that a problem only exists after a dude in a suit on late night TV said it.

Man you guys are so cool even your language bashes this clowns


Another reason why I wanna move to the UK


I despise cancel culture, but I'm glad Jimmy Kimmel is getting his karma.

@Shapshap Shapshap Cancel culture is fake, people worried about it are panicking over nothing

We cannot let cancel culture win. Even if it cancels people we personally dislike. Evil actions for good reasons are still evil actions. You are still tainted by your association with the evil actions.

The ends do not justify the means. They never have, and they never will.

@JGHifiversveiws No, we like it when someone who used something like cancel culture and pretends to be morally superior to others get their own shit turned on them. Jimmy brought this on himself, by A) you know, doing blackface in the first place, and b) By weaponizing cancel culture and fake moral superiority to bash others.  Shit you do has a way of coming back for you, and that's what this is. Jimmy's past catching up to him finally. No one is going to shed tears karma came for his ass.

@Shapshap Shapshap The people on twitter are young as well. My sister is 13 and runs an account where she mostly talks about Harry Styles, and she has over a thousand followers. And she commentates on politics. And she enforces cancel culture. And it isn't pretty.

So you only like it when cancel culture goes after the people you dislike? This is what we call a.. double standard.

The only people that I see say cancel culture is good are people on twitter. And most people on twitter really aren’t that smart


YT makes it so hard to find Late Night host rants..  I'm so happy I stumbled upon this, you have no idea.


Can all you seething leftists learn to listen for once? Emp said in the video he didn't like of agree with Trump and his policies, so quit acting like the opposite is true.


23:05 yikes😬
Emp you clearly didn't do enough research when doing this video. I respect what you're trying to say, but you might want to remaster it since it's pretty obvious it has some flaws.


Wow. This guy clearly doesn’t understand the idea of consent.


“Comedy isn’t subjective. What makes you laugh is subjective.”

-ralph

komaedagaming to be fair he's almost always tired

@Stix N' Stones certainly not on Jimmy Kimmel's notebook cause he ain't funny at all.

ralph was badass<br>recently however his reviews feel tired

ralph was badass
recently however his reviews feel tired

@FriedWeegee Where are those rules listed?

Hey,i remember that video!It was the minion one right?

Stix N' Stones comedy in it of itself has rules that separates humor. Humor is what one thinks is funny, which is subjective since everyone has different tastes in jokes. Comedy on the other hand has actual basic things that make it comedic such as a punchline, build-up, puns maybe. Comedy is a lot more than just what you find funny.


Thanks buddy, i remembered why i love liquid tension experiment 👌👍


26:00 Roseanne is a fucking gem. Didn't fold to Kimmel. Didn't give him any breathing room.


Not everybody who insult somebody gets punished, because ii is hard to prove and can be hard to talk about.
The second thing is, when you talked about liberals, it's your perspective the thing you saw, there are millions of people who live in the US so it's hard to say what are there problems.
But I agree with the rest great video 😊


"I think Trump's kind of bad for comedy. Most comics in the States have started to do the same jokes just because Trump is so on everybody's mind. So it'll be nice when we don't have to talk about him as much." -Dave Chapelle

Jesus Christ this comment is from 6 months ago and they still haven't stopped.

Coleminer

Says the guy with a trump picture.

Satire about him just doesn't work. If the guy's being a comic in real life, what else can you say, you just end up reporting the news.


It's interesting your tremendous intellect based on one supposed episode you watched. I am subscribed to your channel for entertainment. I would say you are more similar to Kimmel than most. Good luck!


You could do the same thing with Seth Rogan who has now become a d-bag


I love John Goodman I’m that clip looking at Roseanne like, “Why the fuck are we here?”


IDK about Kimmel's show, but the liberal news shows obsessively keep going on and on about how terrible they think Trump is.

@Dagamerboi In central Europe, we make fun of politicians, regardless of the ideas they support

Im a month late but this is why i hate politics, someone makes a joke and it becomes a fully blown argument.

@Thauã Aguirre Also, i don't like jimmy kimmel. If you actually knew how to read, you can see my comment bashing him. However, can you read?

@PoisonBannana True that, fellow liberal!

Sometimes I wonder
"Gee, all these media and Huge corporations that donate massive ammounts of money to Democrats seem to really not like Orange Man; like those 70 million from Wall Street, another 8 million from Jeff Bezon/Amazon, several other millions from Silicon Valley and perhaps more worryingly, the 50%+ of donations to biden's 2020 campaign that came from donors with undisclosed sources of income. Maybe was I emotionally manipulated into hating a guy whose politics went directly against the interests of the US elites and corporations, so much that I think just anyone becoming president of the US is a laughable Idea so I supported a carreer politician who's nearly half a century in politics and has been nothing in his life except a politician?

But then I remember that I am a liberal. I am so smart. So I was told by the nice lady at the DNC building an people like Jimmy Kimmel. I even have a college degree! I wouldn't fall for such a low trick. I am SO smart!

Besides, everybody knows that Orange man was so bad! SO SO SO Bad that I... Don't even remember why he was so bad.. Don't ask me why he was so bad! It's not my duty to educate you in something i cetainly know everything about it because it was a conclusion I reached for myself, not by a barrage of certainly unbiased media coverage that only ever said he was bad! I am a liberal. Smart. Unbiased. Independent.

So good job, fellow liberals. We voted a literal dictator out of office! With the help of some nice corporations that will make sure we'll never get another president they don't approve of!

We did it, liberals! We saved democracy!

Now let's eat the celebratory bowl of faird trade, farm to table, gluten free hay and let them all hear out liberal virtues chant!
All with me now. Ready?
3...2...1...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

@PoisonBannana True that, fellow liberal!

Sometimes I wonder
"Gee, all these media and Huge corporations that donate massive ammounts of money to Democrats seem to really not like Orange Man; like those 70 million from Wall Street, another 8 million from Jeff Bezon/Amazon, several other millions from Silicon Valley and perhaps more worryingly, the 50%+ of donations to biden's 2020 campaign that came from donors with undisclosed sources of income. Maybe was I emotionally manipulated into hating a guy whose politics went directly against the interests of the US elites and corporations, so much that I think just anyone becoming president of the US is a laughable Idea so I supported a carreer politician who's nearly half a century in politics and has been nothing in his life except a politician?

But then I remember that I am a liberal. I am so smart. So I was told by the nice lady at the DNC building an people like Jimmy Kimmel. I even have a college degree! I wouldn't fall for such a low trick. I am SO smart!

Besides, everybody knows that Orange man was so bad! SO SO SO Bad that I... Don't even remember why he was so bad.. Don't ask me why he was so bad! It's not my duty to educate you in something i cetainly know everything about it because it was a conclusion I reached for myself, not by a barrage of certainly unbiased media coverage that only ever said he was bad! I am a liberal. Smart. Unbiased. Independent.

So good job, fellow liberals. We voted a literal dictator out of office! With the help of some nice corporations that will make sure we'll never get another president they don't approve of!

We did it, liberals! We saved democracy!

Now let's eat the celebratory bowl of faird trade, farm to table, gluten free hay and let them all hear out liberal virtues chant!
All with me now. Ready?
3...2...1...

*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.*

Nice to know that everyone who is against trump/ republicans in this reply section attacks these people even though none of them are saying anything against you lol some of these people in this section are annoying af

@Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez  what do you mean he doesn't like Hispanics

@Matthew Iriarte-Rodriguez  what do you mean he doesn't like Hispanics

biden continues to ignore his past claims of calling african americans “people who deserve to be in prison”. i really don’t like either side but this bipartisan system has been outdated.

@Bonda_Racing35 YOU ARE A LIAR because he said <b>"Domestic Terror,ist"</b>

@Bonda_Racing35 YOU ARE A LIAR because he said *"Domestic Terror,ist"*

@latina parfait isn't thst what politics is all about. That would be like shaming a bird for flying or a fish for swiming. Power requires appeal and appeal can be gained through smearing opposition. The Republican media bashed Biden and every other Democrat for the last 4 years too. It is just the business.

@Toongamer oh man. They blamed Obama for just about everything from facism to every conspiracy in the book. I wouldn't be suprised if they pinned the JFK assassination on him. They pulled everything. As an independent watching the two parties strangle eachother is annoying because it plays into the hands of our country's enemies. Places like Russia couldn't ask for a better situation.

@Franco Ramos I'm pretty sure Rand Paul is. There are some other rising stars  though.

@Franco Ramos I'm pretty sure Rand Paul is. There are some other rising stars  though.

@Kaio Zanette Liberals desteoyed democracy? When did that happen i must have missed that one. I'm an independent who greatly dislikes bith parties. To be frank neither has ended democracy. The only one that came close was the Republicans with jan 6th. I'm a fair man though, I don't think that was sanctioned by the Republicans. If I heard a liberal say the opposite of what you said I would have to argue it too. No on eis being fair. We all need to be objective and hold our leaders accountable. Soft spots are for pets and comfort foods not greedy politicians.

@That_miLkMan No, not fear, just don't understand.

@That_miLkMan No, not fear, just don't understand.

Boy that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast

Boy that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast

Stratosphere no, it's a form of democracy. Whilst some western European countries are heading in the direction of socialism, none of them are there yet, and in Eastern Europe they still remember the horrors of radical left governance so they'll reject it outright.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank god, I can sleep now

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank god, I can sleep now

@Cadú Hidalgo <br>Social democracy is a form of socialism. It values workers and citizens rights over greed and war. It values community over individualism. I’m not saying everything about capitalism is bad and everything about socialism is great, but if American’s want to see real improvement in their country they’ll have to adopt some socialist ideas.

@Cadú Hidalgo
Social democracy is a form of socialism. It values workers and citizens rights over greed and war. It values community over individualism. I’m not saying everything about capitalism is bad and everything about socialism is great, but if American’s want to see real improvement in their country they’ll have to adopt some socialist ideas.

@Stratosphere No, they employ at best a kind of nuanced social-democracy. The element of capitalism and/or free market is always present. Hell, even the motherfucker of the socialist countries, China, is like that. So you can't really call any country today socialist. Only one you can say that for sure: North Korea.<br>I feel like this is a heavy misuse of a very well determined concept about how a country should run their economy, politics and everything else.

@Stratosphere No, they employ at best a kind of nuanced social-democracy. The element of capitalism and/or free market is always present. Hell, even the motherfucker of the socialist countries, China, is like that. So you can't really call any country today socialist. Only one you can say that for sure: North Korea.
I feel like this is a heavy misuse of a very well determined concept about how a country should run their economy, politics and everything else.

@Jared Armstrong <br>The happiest countries on Earth currently are all socialist. Again, you guys always confuse socialism for communism. They’re not the same.

@Jared Armstrong
The happiest countries on Earth currently are all socialist. Again, you guys always confuse socialism for communism. They’re not the same.

@Stratosphere Ah, I know the country you live where socialism works. It’s always interesting to find a citizen of Fantasyland.

SNL writers when they realize they have to start writing jokes again for the first time in over five years:

Man,I ain't even a Trump supporter. Heck,I am not even American but American media just baffles me. These guys are still defending Biden keeping Kids in cages. How can anyone do that?

@Franco Ramos <br>The reason is that America is one party pretending to be 2. It’s the most right-leaning country in the world and any true left candidates don’t gain real momentum with Americans. They’ve been taught that socialism is the devil and that capitalism is flawless. Hard to argue with a nation that’s been brainwashed.

@Franco Ramos
The reason is that America is one party pretending to be 2. It’s the most right-leaning country in the world and any true left candidates don’t gain real momentum with Americans. They’ve been taught that socialism is the devil and that capitalism is flawless. Hard to argue with a nation that’s been brainwashed.

@Stratosphere Read the Horseshoe theory, it has a lot in common with what you said.

@Stratosphere Read the Horseshoe theory, it has a lot in common with what you said.

@That_miLkMan lmfao no one is scared of you. Candice Owens is just Uncle Ruckus in a wig.

Sir, I regret to inform you that your comment reply thread has become a  <b>c e s s p i t</b>

Sir, I regret to inform you that your comment reply thread has become a  *c e s s p i t*

@Mercury the joker pfp makes this so much better. Ok to start, more immigrants are coming because of trump being out of office because he separated families and now they think Biden won’t do that. Yes what having ppl in those facilities are bad but if you’re arguing that trump is better you actually do t care about those immigrants because he eliminated the 72 hour rule that obama made that sent immigrants back after 72 hours. Trunk kept those immigrants way longer and when he did released them he also separated the families as a deterrent. Also trump bombed Iraq and Syria on his first day of office. If we’re comparing Biden waiting a month than trump in a day biden is obviously better but none are good in general. Also trumpets got rid of Obama’s drone strike death counting rule to make sure nobody really knows how much ppl are dying cause of him like Obama also killed ppl but at least he made the information known you can’t even say that about trump

@Franco Ramos the fact you had to mention being a Hispanic trump supporter means you know he doesn’t like you for your ethnicity

@Bonda_Racing35 the majority of blm protestors aren’t fans of Biden but they did voted for him over trump and it was a way better reason than the trump supporters reasoning like there were protests all over the world

@Marcus Adams people blamed Obama for things? What kind of things?

@Marcus Adams people blamed Obama for things? What kind of things?

"Blame everything on Trump exactly like Republicans did on Obama was President but this time its when Trump was President that 'all the issues' came from his Presidency because fuck accountability!" - Hollywood, Twitter, and every conglomerates plan now that Bidens president

@The coolest Monke people on Twitter are tired of it too

@The coolest Monke people on Twitter are tired of it too

You uh...umm idk I didn't think I'd get this far

You uh...umm idk I didn't think I'd get this far

Late night comedy shows over the last 6ish years

2015: “trump, am I right? ”. 1,000,000 viewers: 🤣
2016: “trump, am I right?”. 500,000 viewers: 🤣
2017: “trump, am I right?”. 250,000 viewers: 🤣
2018: “trump, am I right?”. 125,000 viewers: 🤣
2019: “trump, am I right?”. 62,500 viewers: 🤣
2020: “trump, am I right?”. 31,250 viewers: 🤣
2021: “trump, am I right?”. 48 viewers: 🤣

Conclusion: “yup, I still got it. They love this shit!”

Apparently go after his straggling followers in Congress.

Apparently go after his straggling followers in Congress.

@Calvin Rideout oh yeah, right.<br>I'm a republican then, idk who's the next republican in line.

@Calvin Rideout oh yeah, right.
I'm a republican then, idk who's the next republican in line.

@Franco Ramos actually u “WERE” a trump supporter. He’s gone forever.

@Franco Ramos actually u “WERE” a trump supporter. He’s gone forever.

@Bonaparte I dont live in America, so they have barely or no power over me

@Bonaparte I dont live in America, so they have barely or no power over me

Wait for the next package of payment and instructions from the dems

Wait for the next package of payment and instructions from the dems

I'm actually curious to see what all those talk shows look like now that their orange cash cow is gone.<br>Not enough to actually watch them and find out tho

I'm actually curious to see what all those talk shows look like now that their orange cash cow is gone.
Not enough to actually watch them and find out tho

Who would have thought in the span of 4 months liberals would destroy democracy, america, and from what’s happening in ukraine and Tawain, america might not even survive to 2030

@That_miLkMan <br>I'm Hispanic as well and honestly I could see through the elites bs in hating trump

@That_miLkMan
I'm Hispanic as well and honestly I could see through the elites bs in hating trump

he still complains about trump. people still giving him millions of likes. the cringe is real.

@Franco Ramos me and u r what the libs fear, a Black and a Hispanic supporting Trump.

@Franco Ramos me and u r what the libs fear, a Black and a Hispanic supporting Trump.

"I got an idea!" "Ok, shoot, Bill." "Let's harp on Trump now, and make him look bad, so he's less likely to get re-elected!" "...Face it Bill, you just don't the sort of executive mind required for a leader." "Ok, what were we going to do instead Jim?" "Eh, idk, be liberal I guess." "Hey, that IS better! Trump can wait a few years! No wonder everyone loves you Jimbo!" "Ah, don't flatter me so much Bill...er, say that again a few times, would ya?"

@BaptizednBlood yes, I am in fact, a Trump supporter<br>And a hispanic one at that

@BaptizednBlood yes, I am in fact, a Trump supporter
And a hispanic one at that

@Franco Ramos The guy literally just insulted him.

@Franco Ramos The guy literally just insulted him.

To quote Plankton: "Idk I didn't think I'd make it THIS far."

To quote Plankton: "Idk I didn't think I'd make it THIS far."

Im pretty everyone is sick of hearing “ORANGE MAN” from every talk show host

Im pretty everyone is sick of hearing “ORANGE MAN” from every talk show host

@Emperor Xitler it's already broken but he keeps smashing the small fragments of it with a sledge hammer

"Keep complaining about Trump, that's what!!"

"Keep complaining about Trump, that's what!!"


I think its funny how Lemon shits on Kimmel for shitting on Trump for meeting with Kim but in the end Trump and Kim meeting ended up doing basically nothing. Hine sight is awesome

@Gen Z Perspective That's because NK leadership doesn't want anything to change. And until they do  nothing will change since they have all the power.

Yeah it was a purely aesthetic meeting. Nothing of substance was accomplished.


3 years later and it has become much much worse


That rant that started at 7:40 was weird as fuck


That Jonah hill interview was sad most of his interviews are sad, I said once trump was outa office there goes all his jokes


It was tough for me to get through this video
Not because it was brutally honest,

but because it reminds me of my contempt for Kimmel
(if only Conan was still on NBC)

P.S.  Even ALEX JONES is more entertaining and funny than Kimmel (and he's not trying most of the time)

John Doe Just had to agree with this comment chain, Alex Jones is insane but like Trump the meme-ability and sheer entertainment value make up for it

Alex Jones maybe crazy (but Lord knows he's being proven right lately thanks to the insane left) but damn he's entertaining and such a meme

John Doe I love Alex Jones! I may not agree with everything he says but he is still entertaining as hell!


I like the part where this is a weird defensive rant that downplays racial and gender violence in America because these are issues that Jimmy Kimmel pretends to care about

yeah it's oddly ironic how whilst attacking jimmys character for inserting his political views into his content emp is doing the same thing. I know it's an old video but still pretty stupid.


13:20 THIS soundbite of the downward spiral.


Every effort to be funny in this video is at least as weak as Jimmy Kimmel's humor.


Are you jimmy kimmel’s mom? Sometimes she says that stuff.


When a meme creator on YouTube makes ten times more sense than politicians and talk show hosts.

@Deggers thanks I'll take your word for it

@[Dr Death 3805] well if you come here do not and I repeat DO NOT watch cbs. Trust me it's THAT bad.

@Deggers i mean there's still come dine with me I guess, so it's not all bad

@[Dr Death 3805] y'all are supposed to have it better than us.

This might not be totally related but this and day soap operas are the exact reason why I don't watch american tv anymore.

@Purple Angry Zmurf submit all info that you have then.


You should do a comparison between him and Adam Carolla, another comedian that is arguably Jimmy’s best friend. I for one think he is way funnier than Jimmy. (Subjective I know) but he is more talented than Jimmy and deserves more limelight.


Craig Ferguson had larry king fumble his way through a gay robot skeleton performance and it's the greatest moment in late night television. Just some food for thought.


In my book, only EmpLemon can pull off calling something “problematic” without sounding like an insufferable tool.

@L L Did you even watch the video? Or are you just projecting?

Puffy_ninja think he was making a joke there buddy

@L L because he disagreed with your political views?

And I am aware, in my book, that I sound like tool.


He’s not funny, because he used up all his good material when he was co-hosting The Man Show.


Jimmy really fell off after The Man Show


A YouTube Poop artist espousing political commentary more cogent than what is on broadcast television...

This timeline rocks

@donut lord What are you talking about i thought.... wait no different timeline

eh, its an ok timeline, piranha plant is a playable character in smash

Mostly because all you need for a decent political opinion is common sense, left or right.


i like emplLemon but he is ranting way to aggressively in this one. Comes off as really butt hurt


If you hate Jimmy Kimmel as he is imagine how people who liked him when he was on the man show (ie "edgy") feels


Actually women get sexually assaulted all the time in college with no repercussion and women get blamed and harassed when they report it.


Kimmel joke structure:

MUST reference trump.
Use children for any form of comedy.
Use other stars because he has no originality.


I always knew i hated jimmy kimmel but i never knew why


Does anybody know Jimmy  Kimmel email? I need to text him “WTF man”


Morgan Freeman is just a legend. Pragmatic, smart, good guy. He would make for a better host

My insanely huge respect for Morgan freeman rose as soon as I heard about the bees and his “ranch”

@crolee I don’t understand how just saying yes and no shows that but ok

@crolee What the hell happened to these comment responses??

@Brambles uhh idk bro i wrote that a while ago but i wasnt being racist when writing that

@Trayzyn The Infinite bruh what does "all Africans are kinda all in the same camp" mean?

@Shmegalodon Schmuckington nah Morty nah

@The Warden of Oz bro im not arguging with u im just saying something

@Trayzyn The Infinite then come and do something about it. Put it to the test rather than scrolling all this way down here to waste my time.

@The Warden of Oz im eating cookies youre ruining the vibe

@The Warden of Oz I mean, "race" exists in a way like for example all africans are all kinda in the same camp. It's just that race is such a loaded overbearing term. It makes it sound like they're a way more different then they actually are. We need a word that's a step up above "ethnicity" but race is like 3 steps above that.

@The Warden of Oz I can agree on most of that. However, even if Freeman was off-base with the solution to end racism to be by to ignore race as a concept, even if it seems impossible and incompatible with the nitty-gritty of the functions of human society, it may as well be adopted by everyone over the extremely toxic and racist societal norm of treating race and similar identifying traits as a means to gain hierarchal status seeing as that is exactly the apparatus that creates racism and racial segregation

I don’t think I need to tell most people that race, gender, sexuality and other surface-level stuff is given significantly more importance and attention than it is given the prejudice and oppression in most first-world institutions. At this point, the amount of attention these identities are given practically beg for something to antagonistic system so it can be given more importance and sympathy than the amount society and its institutions already give it

Sadly, the thing that resonates with me personally with Morgan Freeman’s solution to end racial discrimination is that it will never be implemented by the current 24/7/365 global megaphone of racial identity so it can’t actually be said if it will change anything

@RollrCoastrBacon 27 that wasn't an interpretation of Morgan's statement at all. Morgan's method involves ignoring it/pretending it isn't a thing that should be addressed while so many do the exact opposite based on how they were taught. I know it's a thing; trouble is, it's simply bad logic. It is an ancient divide and conquer tactic. The only real method against it is to call a spade a spade: true biologically different races do not exist, except in fantasy like LotR and DnD and Warcraft. And ironically, even in those, the humans are always their own race. There is only one race, the human race. Otherwise, race itself is an absolute joke in reality that arrogant humans on every side of the fence push for. They like inwardly to root for their team, when technically everyone is an image bearer with a standard template and skeletal structure and genetic code that hardly deviates save for aesthetics.

Race = racism. It's bad logic, and everyone who puts their hat in it (most humans) are going to be terribly dissapointed with the garbage ideology that only divided themselves from the beginning.

So that said, I'd love to reach a point where everyone could shut the fuck up about it. But that won't happen until they accept that being a respecter of persons is like trying to befriend a many headed hydra with a sword. It will never happen when you've already divvied up everyone from the get-go and given the hydra a myriad of regenerated heads while pretending to have successfully cut them off.

@RollrCoastrBacon 27 that wasn't an interpretation of Morgan's statement at all. Morgan's method involves ignoring it/pretending it isn't a thing that should be addressed while so many do the exact opposite based on how they were taught. I know it's a thing; trouble is, it's simply bad logic. It is an ancient divide and conquer tactic. The only real method against it is to call a spade a spade: true biologically different races do not exist, except in fantasy like LotR and DnD and Warcraft. And ironically, even in those, the humans are always their own race. There is only one race, the human race. Otherwise, race itself is an absolute joke in reality that arrogant humans on every side of the fence push for. They like inwardly to root for their team, when technically everyone is an image bearer with a standard template and skeletal structure and genetic code that hardly deviates save for aesthetics.

Race = racism. It's bad logic, and everyone who puts their hat in it (most humans) are going to be terribly dissapointed with the garbage ideology that only divided themselves from the beginning.

So that said, I'd love to reach a point where everyone _could_ shut the fuck up about it. But that won't happen until they accept that being a respecter of persons is like trying to befriend a many headed hydra with a sword. It will never happen when you've already divvied up everyone from the get-go and given the hydra a myriad of regenerated heads while pretending to have successfully cut them off.

@The Warden of Oz  that’s a completely bad faith interpretation of “stop talking about it” you just gave there. Obviously race exists, people can believe it objectively exists and they can address the problem of racism whenever it is present. How does that come off as believing race to be a subjective construct?

The only Hollywood celebrity with the solution to racial discrimination in society

@The Warden of Oz i respect your no's and declare you the winner.

N O

@Quenteb Archive e outras coisa assim no

This comment has the best responses in the entierty of YouTube

@The Warden of Oz this guy just used a dead word 💀

@The Warden of Oz I agree with NBA fanboy, yes

@NBA Fanboy  Do you get sleep at night? Is this your life?

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He's that one guy who hangs around your friend group but can't catch the clue that nobody wants him around

3 years later and nothing's changed lmaoo


2:04 nice use of Supertramp "Take the Long Way Home"


Adam Corolla was right about Jimmy Kimmel!


I don't think this guy likes Jimmy Kimmel

I know this is supposed a haha funny comment, BUT COME ON! THIS JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! THIS TYPE OF JOKE HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH.

You sure? I don't get that feeling from this.

@im fine im okay meh its an opinion, but okay

What? Oh, but how??!! I would’ve never known

I don't think this guy likes liberals.. no one likes Jimmy Kimmel

@Tyber Portoghese 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

William? Well I'll be damned. Long time no see. What's your address?

Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?

Yes, he should stop beating around the bush, and just say it.

Weird, I didn't get that from this video

That’s kind of a far fetched statement don’t you think?

I've watched this video at least 5 times and I'm just now realizing this

thanks for the info, you might save people's time

Perhaps this video is just one big reverse-pyschology effort...?

Hold up. I just watched this video a second time. I can’t believe it you are right.

@Jackson West it's almost like someone of credible rapport made and uploaded a detailed informative video about him, hmmmm....almost....


Emp I know you read your comments so thanks for being the one of the only people on the internet who speak the truth. Your rant about racism has aged so fucking well


Quick tip (which can actually come in useful if you are arguing with someone who does this) North Korea is not fascist, I won’t blame you as you clearly don’t have a grand vested interest in the subject, and fascism has become a bit of a buzzword. However, Fascism does not actually mean country lead by authoritarian boogeymen. North Korea is communist (unless you believe that it isn’t “true communism” but at that point I’m going to start being a bit less polite) and believe me when I say they would not appreciate being called Fascist whatsoever.


Holy shit I thought it was a joke in the comments but I actually can't tell Kimmel and Fallon apart. I still can't believe they're different people after looking up Fallon's face.


2 years later, nothing has changed and it’s only gotten worse and I have never heard a person I could agree with more.

@Drew P. Weiner "a class problem disguised as a race problem" is how my UK partner described it to me early on when we started talking. Over there they had a big government initiative to look into systemic racism, and all they found was class problems (with poor white kids doing among the worst of any group by far). The UK is interesting because they speak about and recognize class issues much more than we do in North America. I think we face a very similar situation to that government report, if I'm honest (that is NOT to say that racism doesn't exist, as that's very different than systemic racism). We could at least learn from their example and discuss class issues much more than we currently do.

@Jeff Walters Who ever brought up critical race theory?

also I'm not saying,it's not racism if it's not me,I'm saying it's not racism. Usually there is some sort of history or background behind racism or any other kind of bigotry... And yeah racism is an ideology and an opinion,and there are probably a small amount of people that genuinely hate white people-but corporations? No,corporations push an agenda to stay in power and make more money. Their interest is not in "oppressing white people",they are trying to pander to people of color because now it's not cool to be racist. Think about,blackface,there was a market in making fun of black people...now there isn't,or at least not as obvious. As brands like unilever for example,push skin bleaching creams in places like India and Nigeria it seems like people want to be white,not the other way around. There are 100+ countries in this world and its easier to name ones britian hasn't colonized,I mean seriously,this goes on and on...and I could keep going on. can you say the same for racism against white people? white people ruined communities,countries,lives,heritages and cultures. but some how,someway,white people are oppressed and are facing race issues in America,get your head out if your ass and look at the bigger picture. this is a much bigger,deeper problem than whatever the hell you think this is. and this is not "a class war dressed as a race issue" it can be both,and for once can it not be red versus blue? this isn't about,white people today,and shitting on white people,i don't mind them...but a lot of them are ignorant and aren't seeing the bigger picture. i can't see it the way y'all see it because i'm not white,and knowing the things i know about racism,colorism,colonialism,I just don't believe this,it sounds really ignorant and then my own lived experiences,hearing this pisses me off. i'm just being honest.<br>You don't have to agree with me,it's just how I think.

also I'm not saying,it's not racism if it's not me,I'm saying it's not racism. Usually there is some sort of history or background behind racism or any other kind of bigotry... And yeah racism is an ideology and an opinion,and there are probably a small amount of people that genuinely hate white people-but corporations? No,corporations push an agenda to stay in power and make more money. Their interest is not in "oppressing white people",they are trying to pander to people of color because now it's not cool to be racist. Think about,blackface,there was a market in making fun of black people...now there isn't,or at least not as obvious. As brands like unilever for example,push skin bleaching creams in places like India and Nigeria it seems like people want to be white,not the other way around. There are 100+ countries in this world and its easier to name ones britian hasn't colonized,I mean seriously,this goes on and on...and I could keep going on. can you say the same for racism against white people? white people ruined communities,countries,lives,heritages and cultures. but some how,someway,white people are oppressed and are facing race issues in America,get your head out if your ass and look at the bigger picture. this is a much bigger,deeper problem than whatever the hell you think this is. and this is not "a class war dressed as a race issue" it can be both,and for once can it not be red versus blue? this isn't about,white people today,and shitting on white people,i don't mind them...but a lot of them are ignorant and aren't seeing the bigger picture. i can't see it the way y'all see it because i'm not white,and knowing the things i know about racism,colorism,colonialism,I just don't believe this,it sounds really ignorant and then my own lived experiences,hearing this pisses me off. i'm just being honest.
You don't have to agree with me,it's just how I think.

@Ameera Abubakr if someone is hiring or not hiring based on race, that is racism by definition. Its not racism only when you get the short end of the stick. Without diversity quotas, companies try to hire the best possible person for the job for the least amount of money they possibly can.

@Ameera Abubakr Yeah, we do. YOU should prove how easy it is to be white. Because I've lost jobs due to "diversity quotas", to start with.

@Kurt prove to me how it is? Do white people get discriminated against for their features? I genuinely do not believe a white person has gone through half of the stuff I've experienced in America but go ahead and explain.

@Ameera Abubakr Oh, yes it is. Prove me wrong.

seems like things are getting racist-er?


Lol this aged terribly and very well at the same time


This is the preachiest anti preachy video i ever seen


Brilliant<br> Sidenote : His sister did Not steal the show

Brilliant
 Sidenote : His sister did Not steal the show


You are the type of person I love, sure your opinion is different, but I can respect the fact that you have the brain cells to look up and research topics.

he literally has the same opinion as most people on the internet


I have mixed opinions on this video. While you did a really good job of explaining the various reasons why Kimmel and why so many other late night hosts are insufferable I feel you really understated the importance of a lot of social issues.

Statistically plenty of people who commit sexual assault will never be imprisoned whether they're from Hollywood or not with victim's often being pressured by the courts to drop cases so they don't have to deal with them. Yeah Hollywood bred an especially toxic environment on that front, but to act like it's only really an issue there is ignoring the larger problem.

Racial issues didn't just stop with the civil rights movement. The war on drugs which you mention in this video aggressively targeted black communities resulting in mass incarceration and the further poverty and crime issues that plague many black communities. Plenty of people in this country are still racist even if it isn't quite as open and ingrained as it used to be. Obama getting elected didn't automatically prove racism is dead. Also acknowledging obvious things like "Police will be much more likely to arrest someone over minor offenses if they're black." doesn't mean that nobody who is white is disadvantaged just that in different areas (especially those involving police and prison) white people have advantages over black people.

Also I think your statement on American education is misguided. Yes there are organizational issues with how we structure our education (like our obsession with standardized testing) that go beyond budgetary problems, but it feels like you present the spending on the American education system as bloated even though America ranks 66th worldwide when it comes to percent of GDP spent on the education system. In reality we absolutely should be spending more money on things like improving inner city schools that are massively underfunded and giving teachers better pay.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of your opinions on these things have changed. This was made 3 and a half years ago and to be honest I probably shared a lot of similar thoughts back then.

@Ms Starlight 893 He literally said that Liberals are actually better in society when they aren't being stupid. He also said that he dislikes Trump too. So IDK what you are going on about.

yeah i was also kinda surprised he lumped john oliver in with a lot of these other tv hosts because like him or not, his show is definitely more than just saying “trump bad” like jimmy. you can definitely tell this is an older video lol

I'm not very knowlegable on these topics, since I'm not from the United States, but to me it seemed like Emp wasn't trying to make a political argument, rather he argued that these topics can't and shouldn't be talked about in simplified, black-and-white terms, the way Jimmy (and most people) do.

Thank you for this comment because honestly the last part about “liberals” was cringe and uncalled for

i was literally looking for a comment about this


The world would be a lot better nowadays if more people would’ve watched this


lol how old was emp when this came out? dude sounds heaps different here imo, maybe is just the super whinging though


1:15 pls put a "triggerwarnung" I died laughing at this ugly picture but also almost puked because I was eating spaghetti 🍝😔😭


"How are we going to stop racism"
"Stop talking about it"

...damn

stop teaching about it and stop teaching about slavery and stuff like that

@G Buz how does it stop it? Just because you don't talk about it don't mean people still won't act racist lol<br>Hella flawed logic right there

@G Buz how does it stop it? Just because you don't talk about it don't mean people still won't act racist lol
Hella flawed logic right there

@doubleOT Exactly, reporting on trivial stuff like that is making the situation worse.

@Heal Drop Well the media started reporting on racism because it happened first, and people had the idea to discriminate way before the media reported it.

Do you actually believe racism exists solely because people talk about it? Not because, idk, people are racist?

What made it even funnier is that an old black man who was alive during Jim Crow said that to a White dude.

Not talking about things has been proven not to be healthy, not good for your psyche, it's not good for your health it's not good to bottle things in and not talk about it I'm not saying complain about it I'm saying talk about it and come up with a solution

This is what people who haven’t learned beyond high school how to fix any social issue

Augustus Gloop because we keep bringing it up? If we literally never talked about any difference between people with different coloured skin, many less people would have the idea to discriminate against them because of it in the first place. Some might come up with the idea that having a different skin colour somehow makes you inferior, but they would be as ostracized if not more then flat earthers; it makes no sense.

@G Buz I think you're the one who's joking. Racism is still going on. even systematically. Which you claim is not the case.

@G Buz Racism happens all over the world. So just because it worked in your high school doesn't mean it will work everywhere all the time.

@Imp Pro That's just sweeping it under the rug, not a solution.

racism, he who smelt it dealt it? you don't solve problems by ignoring them

How are we going to end all wars and achieve Global Peace?

"Stop fighting and or funding them".

Dam

@Crash Bandicoot It would still be a problem yes, but not as big as its presented to be.

Melese Ghetahun {ImpPro} it’s a good plan in paper, but the execution would be impossible, people would continue to talk about it either because there would be some instances or just because it’s taboo to talk about it

@Imp Pro but it would still be as big of a problem

@Turtle Person Yes it would though. If the media would stop giving racism so much attention then it wouldn't be as big of a deal.

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Morgan Freeman, the literal most savage man of all time


Jimmy Kimmel  is FAR from my favorite TV Show host, but I will bring up his back to the future segment from October 21, 2015, that is the only cool thing he’s done.


Some of his characters on Crank Yankers were funny. But rewatching the Man Show it’s pretty obvious he’s a very mean guy.


What if...
The TOP charts of popular things are really not popular, but portrayed as ?
What if top songs are just decreed by corporate committee and noone actually votes for them, we are just told we vote ?
What if ?
Just to form popular opinion, that is, to further mold the masses how THEY want ?


Did this video get demonitized because of the Hollywood sign in the background


This video should seriously go viral, especially the weird old clips of Kimmel.

Tycho Brahe I think those already went viral but yeah I agree.


This video rings true over 3 years later


Thank you, I thought it was just me that can’t stand this twerp


I loved the man show. Jimmy is a disgrace and should be ashamed of himself


A lot of people still dunked on him for the rape allegations after his death. But yea, whether or not the allegations are true, it's still in poor taste because it's tragic that other people were involved in the accident


@OK K
Don't flatter yourself into thinking I went out of my way to look for every single time you commented.
My point is that you left a politically biased comment in every thread on this video. Then, hypocritically, you mocked the idea of Emp Lemon putting his political bias into a hypothetical talk show.
I've spent quite some time reading funny or otherwise interesting comments on this video, only to be forced to come across your comments over and over.
To be honest, I got pretty annoyed by how many times you've tried to insert your own political opinions into everything, so I made a comment to mock you about it. Amazingly, you replied in seven minutes.
It's funny how you can't see how hypocritical you are, being biased while calling out someone for being biased, when they call someone out for being biased.
Next, someone is going to call me out for being biased, and this cycle will continue forever, eventually getting us nowhere.
Also, Emp wasn't putting himself above Jimmy at all. If anything, I think he did a great job of being neutral through most of the video.
Can the same be said for Jimmy Kimmel?
Can the same be said for you?

So, to answer your question: Yes. It is a joke. Most YouTube comments are jokes. I guess I have to spell that out for you since you took it so seriously.
Maybe you should take things more lightly, especially if they're coming from strangers on the internet.
Sincerely,
A Stranger on the Internet

@OK K
Don't flatter yourself into thinking I went out of my way to look for every single time you commented.
My point is that you left a politically biased comment in every thread on this video. Then, hypocritically, you mocked the idea of Emp Lemon putting his political bias into a *hypothetical* talk show.
I've spent quite some time reading funny or otherwise interesting comments on this video, only to be forced to come across your comments over and over.
To be honest, I got pretty annoyed by how many times you've tried to insert your own political opinions into everything, so I made a comment to mock you about it. Amazingly, you replied in seven minutes.
It's funny how you can't see how hypocritical you are, being biased while calling out someone for being biased, when they call someone out for being biased.
Next, someone is going to call me out for being biased, and this cycle will continue forever, eventually getting us nowhere.
Also, Emp wasn't putting himself above Jimmy at all. If anything, I think he did a great job of being neutral through most of the video.
Can the same be said for Jimmy Kimmel?
Can the same be said for you?

So, to answer your question: Yes. It is a joke. Most YouTube comments are jokes. I guess I have to spell that out for you since you took it so seriously.
Maybe you should take things more lightly, especially if they're coming from strangers on the internet.
Sincerely,
A Stranger on the Internet

@OK K<br>Just like how you insert your political bias into every comment thread on this video.

@OK K
Just like how you insert your political bias into every comment thread on this video.

Let's just forget "Talk Shows" as a concept, they simply aren't working now.

If he had to come up with this shit daily it would be extremely watered down or he would burn out


Where did the funny jokes guy come from 😂 perfect reaction


We're on very different political sides. I can agree with a lot of your points regardless, just like anyone can.

Watching this now, it definitely feels dated. "SJW" is an out of style term for sure.
Definitely didn't lead to peace lol, Trump did a lot of internal damage to our country...coming from someone who loves this country.

Happening again nonetheless, too bipartisan after that election, without a doubt.

@hppvitor What do you mean? I don't believe in censorship or restriction, people can say what they want. Offensive, hurtful, whatever. I don't care.

 I can say an extremely divided country is not a healthy one tho..that's just fact.

(To the original question though it really slowed down in late 2018/early 2019.)

Why is SJW an out of style term? How do you suggest we refer to people like you instead?


I was having a really turbo atomic bad day, but your use of the Pokemon music in this video made everything better.


"Don't vote for someone if you don't like them"<br>"Your views are crazy"

"Don't vote for someone if you don't like them"
"Your views are crazy"


I don't question Kimmel's existence, but I question the people who keep Kimmel employed. I forget if Reagan said it or some other actor, but they'd said something like "Hollywood is filled with commies" or "Russki Commies."


It's weird how these unfunny late night hosts are even able to compete with Colbert, who is the only one to ever get close to Letterman. Like why are they on t. v.? They're obviously not as good as Colbert.


Awesome video! Side note, your voice sounds very similar to Ethan’s (h3h3).


It’s really refreshing to see a political centrist

not a true centrist; libertarian center.


Jimmy Kimmel is that one guy at school that tries to be funny but ends up being Cringeworthy

Dong Rustler thats why he always has lunch in the special ed room


everything <i>not</i> related to Jimmy Kimmel in this video has aged like fucking milk.

everything _not_ related to Jimmy Kimmel in this video has aged like fucking milk.


Jimmy Kimmel and others like him are the reason why I don't vote.


i love trump! although i don’t mind if people don’t like trump unless if it’s for a stupid reason. however jimmy is someone who doesn’t even care about the celebrity anymore just care about the attention and the money.<br>should do another job instead lmao.

i love trump! although i don’t mind if people don’t like trump unless if it’s for a stupid reason. however jimmy is someone who doesn’t even care about the celebrity anymore just care about the attention and the money.
should do another job instead lmao.


Jimmy Kimmel, more like Jimmy (Laugh track followed by Jimmy slamming his hand onto the desk) Kimmel (Jimmy dies from a stroke due to laughing)

Jimmy Kimmel is great if you can't sleep, just watch for 2 mins, yawn. works every time, even if I don't intend to go to sleep I may be in the kitchen and hear that drone robot monotone voice, I instantly go on "ignore this idiot" mode. This poor excuse for a "comedian" can't even fool us with his Fake emotional tears and outrage by bringing his kid onstage to use as a Trump Hate propaganda tool. and who loosened the pickle jar for KilLIARy ? Come ON ! how low can your ratings BE !?!

Uh, wrong Jimmy. You’re thinking of the actually kind of talented one.

(inb4 liberals claim his heart was hacked by putin and trump)

Reminded me of when Eric Andre interviewed Jimmy kimmell and told him to make a joke, then just pretended to laugh hysterically and smashed his desk up.


10:20. Got to get on that North Korean diet and exercise routine.


Gentlemen. Grab your pitchforks. We're going to town.


This is why I love EmpLemon. He speaks the truth but people don’t listen because they know that Lemon is the real deal who challenges people with facts and legitimate reasoning instead of bullshit nonsense.

_ K I S H K E N _  I see the point that you’re making, and I 100% agree with what your saying. But everyone is crazy over the people that they look up to. For example, if I said “Fuck Jake Paul”, there would be people who would argue against me because they can’t take criticism.

CreeperHostage but the thing is that he is a bit biased

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand EmpLemon The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Emp’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about SOCIETY. As a consequence people who dislike EmpLemon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Emp’s existential catchphrase “DOWNWARDSPIRALDOWNWARDSPIRAL,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Trent Reznor’s Metal epic of the same name. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as EmpLemon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a EmpLemon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


Just found you.there goes my week.   I’m hooked 👊👊👊👊🙏🙏🙏🙏😆❤❤❤❤


omg i didnt even realise that was jimmy doing blackface i thought it was just some basketball player i havent heard of. yikes


Didnt know about the koby scandal lol if u good at something u can get away with anything even in the grave


Content Cop didn't exist back in 2013 lol

Yeah let’s pit one whiny edgelord against another whiny edgelord.


I've been watching this channel pretty hard for about two weeks now, and it took a suspiciously long time for this particular video to come up in my feed.


I really thought this was going to a Kimmel like video bashing trump and republicans, I appreciate that it wasn't. I fucking died at the comparison of California to North Korea at 10:10, 3 years later and it's gotten so much worse!


You are correct but there’s a shit ton of copium in this vid


Jimmy Kimmel is the comedian Duckman warned us about


Roseanne: "just chill out and take responsibility for making this government work instead of throwing blame around when you arent willing to lift a finger to make the world better"

Jimmy Kimmel: "That's insane! You're insane! Orange man bad!!"


In german his name becomes a very different meaning


It's sad that he was decent on The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money.  Not amazing, but not whatever he is now.  Well, I guess what he is now is proof that no good writers still work for network television.


Ricky Gervais speech at the goldenglobes said it all


All these shows have sucked since letterman (and Carson) retired. Conan had his moments too. For the first 23 minutes here tho, every political statement you mentioned was super oversimplified and ultimately misunderstood. Most people are dumb, liberal or conservative, but if u get your information from the journalist outlets that win all the awards, you'll be good 👍


This is why I stay away from the politics and entertainment we have now.

Jay Bee nah because years of using ritalin to solve all kid problems and other stupid shit is catching up to everyone.

NationOfOranges696

I mostly stay away because I don't really care much about TV Shows or Late night shows (Except for John Oliver because he's actually educational and talks about real problems in America and the world), the media I consume the most is Music, but even that has been plagued by dumb shit like this.

Western entertainment never interested me anyways, not missing out much, not from this decade at least. I'll stick with my gay weeb shit thank you very much :3


he's not funny at all. i think he went into politics on his show because he realized he didn't have the talent for comedy.


Great video, until you start talking about foreign policy

Ярослав Ковальчук


Every murderer drinks water so we should just ban water.<br>The irony is that it would actually work.

Every murderer drinks water so we should just ban water.
The irony is that it would actually work.


I was never a fan of trump but yeah the constant bashing of him was and Willa slash be annoying and dumb who cares what people think politically he’ll I went through my phase of being “political” thank god now I’m at the point where both sides are flawed and politics as a whole are a mess and Jimmy Kimmmell never was or will be funny same with Amy schemer for another example<br>Love the quality videos EmpLemom

I was never a fan of trump but yeah the constant bashing of him was and Willa slash be annoying and dumb who cares what people think politically he’ll I went through my phase of being “political” thank god now I’m at the point where both sides are flawed and politics as a whole are a mess and Jimmy Kimmmell never was or will be funny same with Amy schemer for another example
Love the quality videos EmpLemom


I love how the year he doesn't host the Oscars, the ratings substantially grew

I'm sure their a lot higher with this year's host...


3 years late but still true and still a great video