This was highly entertaining. I'm sure everyone here is a fan of Hellsing Abridged, so I'm sure we all had similar reactions to this video. Thanks Kitti!
Ruby : you made him your errant by? Just what are you making him get for you? Alucard : I set him out on a little job to get me a computer and a t.v. Ruby : Really?! A t.v.??? Alucard : with netflicks.
Alucard: I needed to replace the 70 inch plasma screen TV that this one blonde idiot blew up, and Integra won't buy me another one, even though I did as she said, and it wasn't my fault it got destroyed.
I don't know what's more funny the fact that the Catholic Church strongarmed you into helping me or THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT I DID TO THE STATUE OF BIIG J‼️
My darling Ruby, don't worry I'm alright. I'm alive. No need to worry gorges. Your father took me on a journey to train so I can protect you. Lol it's was funny and cute how Ruby was worrying
Alucard: I'm taking your boyfriend with me on a walk. Ruby: You know each other? Alucard: Darling, why do you think I have reserve full of fireworks? If he's going to be killing evil vampires, he's going to be having fun while doing it. Explosions and laughter in the background. Alucard: Sparky, you better not have started without me!
I can do an alucard impression or at least the tfs version of him , and once i heard new tv all i could think was "I want a 70 inch plasma TV, with Netflix"
as funny as this is i REAAAAAALLLY hope this isn't canon and is just a one off joke..if it is idk i guess i'll pay even more for a custom commission to bring it back to normal.
But why would you want normal when you can have best girl Ruby be related to the the legendary CRIMSON FUCKER. I'm just saying from my Internet fried brain, by the by.
A.. Alucard is rubys dad what the heck this is both awesome and very scary if we upset her our butts are deep fried with 1000 holes in us from his crazy awesome pistols
He's the fuck mothering vampire we all know and love. I'm betting Alucard is having me fetch his replacement flat screen TV with Netflix. Luke owes him that much.
Sarcasm: do you know how I'd disappeared? I somehow screwed up Za Waruldo. Somehow, ya not saposta use Time Stop against a foe who could "erase time." And how was I saposta know?
from the distance I'm actually having fun killing these lowlifes especially with these dual hand cannons and and .50 cal sniper loud boom double kill headshot.
Of cores Alucard needs a new TV a blond little shit strolled into his room destroyed his 70 inch plasma screen TV then tried to impress him like he was his alcoholic father.
This was highly entertaining. I'm sure everyone here is a fan of Hellsing Abridged, so I'm sure we all had similar reactions to this video. Thanks Kitti!
14 likesRuby: "What have you been doing with him or to him?"
67 likesAlucard: "Nothing, we just went for a .... walk"
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deviculous's rostrum SHUT THE HELL UP WHERE THE HELL IS ALUCARD
0 likesYe all are a bunch of heathen bastard's by the way you think if I cut a leprechaun open with me knife lucky charms will spill out!
3 likesoh no who let alucard go on a walk that is never a good idea
2 likesOMG LOL this was perfect LOL
2 likesAnd you need to hurry up and hook up some god damned DLS in here
6 likesAnd turning them into vampire
11 likesSaving big tittied police girls
14 likesKilling homicidal priests.
12 likes@Qrow_Branwen with a full moon
10 likes@Qrow_Branwen Through the woods
12 likesA very enthusiastic walk.
16 likesRuby : you made him your errant by? Just what are you making him get for you?
44 likesAlucard : I set him out on a little job to get me a computer and a t.v.
Ruby : Really?! A t.v.???
Alucard : with netflicks.
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@FungusBug No that's a gimmick and everyone knows that
0 likesAlucard: I needed to replace the 70 inch plasma screen TV that this one blonde idiot blew up, and Integra won't buy me another one, even though I did as she said, and it wasn't my fault it got destroyed.
2 likesAnd no 3d,that's a stupid gimic and everyone knows it.
2 likesB-Tech LeafyisHere “No! It’s stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!”
4 likesA plasma widescreen TV with Netflix
3 likesRuby: "Brazil?"
51 likesMy mind: 🎵🎵JESUS WANTS A HUG~🎵🎵
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@dex Solaris v2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 likeI don't know what's more funny the fact that the Catholic Church strongarmed you into helping me or THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT I DID TO THE STATUE OF BIIG J‼️
6 likes4ZR43L hey dandy dick
3 likesYa missed
If Alucard approves of us, we must be a pretty awesome person.
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deviculous's rostrum how
0 likesI don't know why I'm here... I'm ze majors son und schrödienger is my uncle
1 likeThe second I heard “Brazil” I just lost it and then the TV came up. Plus getting such high praise from Alucard of all people was a nice touch
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Matthew Curet JESUS WANTS A HUG
1 likeI need more of these, the world need more of these.
0 likesI am high key into this revelation! Thank you very much Kitti Minx.
1 likewhoa whoa, Ruby's father is Alucard!? Oh hell yeah, totally worth it XD
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Flamingwolf JC and he’s been taking us on walks
2 likesMy darling Ruby, don't worry I'm alright. I'm alive. No need to worry gorges. Your father took me on a journey to train so I can protect you. Lol it's was funny and cute how Ruby was worrying
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Uriah Medrano I think you spelled walk wrong
0 likesAfter ruby said "sucking on her what?!" i can imagine Alucard just doing that laugh and hanging up.
7 likesI think it’s safe to say that this Alucard is the abridged version (best version in my opinion)
2 likesOkay the ending was pretty funny, nice work as usual Kitti Minx
0 likesOh my god Ruby shooting these Nazie zombies is awesome it's like playing House Of The Dead except real.
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Reload lol
2 likesIs it bad that abridged alucard comes to mind here ?
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Ahhh this brings back good memories
0 likesJESUS WANTS A HUUUUUG
1 like"That's right. I'm going to f*** the fear turkey"
1 likeblack diamond Both
1 like@MARC 555 who Integra or alucard
1 likeThat monster is still scary
1 likeno
1 likeits gotta be abridged, with what he's having lover boy get.
4 likesNo and I'm pretty sure it the abridged version specifically.
4 likes“You mustn’t have seen what I did to the statue of big J!”
7 likesWhen Alucard said that, I died of laughter
Keoni Newcomb no he’s the best alucard
5 likesNope I do it for dbz all the time
2 likesThe crimson fucker
9 likesNot at all!!!
3 likesSplendid absolutely marvelous!
0 likesAlucard: I'm taking your boyfriend with me on a walk.
0 likesRuby: You know each other?
Alucard: Darling, why do you think I have reserve full of fireworks? If he's going to be killing evil vampires, he's going to be having fun while doing it.
Explosions and laughter in the background.
Alucard: Sparky, you better not have started without me!
This is a good one more please and thanks for your time
2 likesThis is an interesting premise... I like it!!!!
4 likesWe missed you Ruby
0 likesAlucard: "Bring him back? Uh, how about no? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a walk. And I'm bringing your boyfriend with me. Bye!"
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By the way, I wonder how Ruby gets along with Police Girl? Lol
0 likesI can do an alucard impression or at least the tfs version of him , and once i heard new tv all i could think was "I want a 70 inch plasma TV, with Netflix"
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JESUS WANTS A HUG
0 likesRen
0 likesI miss DBZ Abridged
Next part pls... this is really amizing
0 likesnice to know you have good tastes in anime/manga
0 likesBRAZIL!? I FEEL SOOOOOOO HONORED!!!!!! ^^
7 likesWait, what? I'm in love with the daughter of ALUCARD AND HE LIKES ME?
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
MIND BLOWN UP
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JESUS WANTS A HUG
0 likesAlucard is Smart, He's obviously taking them around the world to kill them and then scatter their body parts all over XD
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The Kawai Princess you mean going on walks
0 likesShootout to the surprised dudes about Alucard being ruby's maker, did you listen to the backstory?
0 likesAs soon as I heard errand boy, I my mind switched from Hellsing Alucard to Abridged Alucard.
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A 70 flat screen tv
0 likesWith Netflix
I feel like watching alucard mowing down a bunch of nazis, vampires and the Vatican Ruby you should join in on that fun
0 likesAlucard!!?! Your majesty ALL HAIL THE VERY FIRST VAMPIRE
1 likeMy favorite part of this is ruby(assumed rose) has Aulcard AKA the crimson f***er as a dad.
0 likesThe fuckmothering vampire himself,hells yes!
1 likeI wonder with what overpowered weaponry was our protagonist assigned with ;p
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Fireworks. If we're doing it, we're making it pretty.
0 likesWell, you know, bitches loves Cannons..
0 likesI think Kitti is a fan of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
1 likeTo be honest I loved alcards guns. I want my own Jackal and to kill with my bare hands
0 likesI also love the hellsing ost in the background
0 likesas funny as this is i REAAAAAALLLY hope this isn't canon and is just a one off joke..if it is idk i guess i'll pay even more for a custom commission to bring it back to normal.
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@RyuKaguya Ahhh, keeping the calm and crazy separated, now I understand.
0 likes@Grumpy Lil' Box because I prefer the calm tone the series had...aaaand can't really have that with Alucard and the Hellsing organization
0 likesBut why would you want normal when you can have best girl Ruby be related to the the legendary CRIMSON FUCKER.
2 likesI'm just saying from my Internet fried brain, by the by.
A worried Ruby is cute too...
1 likeMy father-in-law is alucard hell yeah!!!!
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Wanna go on a enthusiastic walk?
4 likesHe's been taking him out for "walks"
2 likesA.. Alucard is rubys dad what the heck this is both awesome and very scary if we upset her our butts are deep fried with 1000 holes in us from his crazy awesome pistols
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0 likesFather you do not need an attack helicopter!! LMAO
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James Alexander someone read his Christmas list
0 likesspace waffle no he doesn’t need a attack helicopter he needs a blackbird
8 likesIt's so great to meet TheCrimsonFucker himself 😆
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I like that he’s taking us on walks
0 likes"Hey guys how's your health plan"
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@dex Solaris v2 I’m going to f**k the fear Turkey
1 like@Jeremy Sorejian WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
2 likesAnd like that you lost me
3 likesOberon Crex HEY DANDY DICK
4 likesYA MISSED
Samuel Lee “Apparently it’s great!!!!”
8 likesHe's the fuck mothering vampire we all know and love. I'm betting Alucard is having me fetch his replacement flat screen TV with Netflix. Luke owes him that much.
1 likeI find it strangely cool that I'm going as alucard for Halloween, and then this show up......
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Did you enjoy your walk
0 likesThe theme in the background,nice.
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JESUS WANTS A HUG
1 likeIt's been a while since you've seen Ruby
3 likesAlucard:”Say it”
0 likesHelsing:”Fuck you”
Alucard:”After you say it”
These confirms a future asmr of a sexy vampire police girl? I hope so.
1 likeWell I never thought I’ll see Alucard here ha
0 likesNow i want a Victoria roleplay ...
0 likesHey policiaaal
Oh well police girl sound like she’s having a blast
3 likesAlucard is her father !?
0 likesAlright a bad as Father in law
Im pretty sure this is abridged alucard
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@Grumpy Lil' Box eh same guy different name
1 likeI think you spelt the Crimson Fucker wrong.
4 likesJesus wants a hug
1 likeWait wait wait wait wait.... In real life I'm a French brown long haired dude, and he took me to brasil, am I pip stunt double?
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So
1 likeDoes that mean your inside the police girl
Could you get a good voice for Alucard?
0 likesOver 100 years old and still an angry at parents teen
0 likesHe was out on a walk that’s why he wasn’t answering
0 likesSo is this the abridged Alucard or the normal Alucard?
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Just someguy we are picking up a tv
0 likesWith Netflix
Just someguy she did call seras “police girl”
2 likesProbably abridged alucard. Seeing that we are shooting shit and alucard is parading us around the world and talking only through the phone.
3 likesHow did She know my Nickname?
2 likesSarcasm: do you know how I'd disappeared? I somehow screwed up Za Waruldo. Somehow, ya not saposta use Time Stop against a foe who could "erase time." And how was I saposta know?
0 likesOh boy it's one of these stories.
2 likesAnd I NEED MORE pretty pls
0 likesHellsing,
0 likes😍😍😍😍😍
Ruby: Brazil
1 likeMe: wow I'm from Brazil...
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JESUS WANTS A HUG
0 likesWhat’s the background song called its amazing
0 likesReplies (1)
Alucard's theme. It's called "Falling into a Sexy Lure."
2 likesAight stop,
0 likesPanic time
Part 2 pleae someone patreon part 2 coz i cant plzz
5 likesMore vampire
0 likes"Click tongue" noice.
0 likesWait a minute who’s her mother?
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Her "father" is the term used to describe the Vampire that turned her. Her creator of you will.
0 likesEither she was turned into a vamp by Alucard and so refers to him as her father or her mother is Integra and she was once more of a dhampir.
0 likesGoing for a walk
0 likesso what about Alexander Anderson and the rest of Iscariot
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RestmüllTV well it’s Brazil so probably in the middle also the tv
0 likesWith Netflix
Depends on when this is playing, after Ultimate or before
0 likesThis has to be abridged alucard i mean a attack helicopter
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And a tv
1 likeWith Netflix
funny, im in germany
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Really?! That's cool. 😎
0 likesyay first
0 likesYOU CHEEKY DICK WAFFLE ‼️😂
0 likesGet that bitch a Canon bitches love cannons
0 likesI would go back after hitting that police girl at least three times
1 likefrom the distance I'm actually having fun killing these lowlifes especially with these dual hand cannons and and .50 cal sniper loud boom double kill headshot.
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M-m-m-monster kill!
1 likeYou know what gets cum stains off of Altar Boy robes? HOLY WATER!
0 likesOf cores Alucard needs a new TV a blond little shit strolled into his room destroyed his 70 inch plasma screen TV then tried to impress him like he was his alcoholic father.
1 likehttps://www.change.org/p/google-inc-get-kitti-minx-monetized-on-youtube
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