This was highly entertaining. I'm sure everyone here is a fan of Hellsing Abridged, so I'm sure we all had similar reactions to this video. Thanks Kitti!


Ruby: "What have you been doing with him or to him?"<br>Alucard:  "Nothing, we just went for a .... walk"

Ruby: "What have you been doing with him or to him?"
Alucard:  "Nothing, we just went for a .... walk"

And you need to hurry up and hook up some god damned DLS in here

oh no who let alucard go on a walk that is never a good idea

Ye all are a bunch of heathen bastard's by the way you think if I cut a leprechaun open with me knife lucky charms will spill out!

deviculous's rostrum SHUT THE HELL UP WHERE THE HELL IS ALUCARD


Ruby : you made him your errant by? Just what are you making him get for you?
Alucard : I set him out on a little job to get me a computer and a t.v.
Ruby : Really?! A t.v.???
Alucard : with netflicks.

B-Tech LeafyisHere “No! It’s stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!”

And no 3d,that's a stupid gimic and everyone knows it.

Alucard: I needed to replace the 70 inch plasma screen TV that this one blonde idiot blew up, and Integra won't buy me another one, even though I did as she said, and it wasn't my fault it got destroyed.

@FungusBug  No that's a gimmick and everyone knows that


Ruby: "Brazil?"

My mind: 🎵🎵JESUS WANTS A HUG~🎵🎵

I don't know what's more funny the fact that the Catholic Church strongarmed you into helping me or THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WHAT I DID TO THE STATUE OF BIIG J‼

@dex Solaris v2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


If Alucard approves of us, we must be a pretty awesome person.

I don't know why I'm here... I'm ze majors son und schrödienger is my uncle


The second I heard “Brazil” I just lost it and then the TV came up. Plus getting such high praise from Alucard of all people was a nice touch


I need more of these, the world need more of these.


I am high key into this revelation! Thank you very much Kitti Minx.


whoa whoa, Ruby's father is Alucard!? Oh hell yeah, totally worth it XD

Flamingwolf JC and he’s been taking us on walks


My darling Ruby, don't worry I'm alright. I'm alive. No need to worry gorges. Your father took me on a journey to train so I can protect you. Lol it's was funny and cute how Ruby was worrying

Uriah Medrano I think you spelled walk wrong


After ruby said "sucking on her what?!" i can imagine Alucard just doing that laugh and hanging up.


I think it’s safe to say that this Alucard is the abridged version (best version in my opinion)


Okay the ending was pretty funny, nice work as usual Kitti Minx


Oh my god Ruby shooting these Nazie zombies is awesome it's like playing House Of The Dead except real.


Is it bad that abridged alucard comes to mind here ?

“You mustn’t have seen what I did to the statue of big J!”<br>When Alucard said that, I died of laughter

“You mustn’t have seen what I did to the statue of big J!”
When Alucard said that, I died of laughter

No and I'm pretty sure it the abridged version specifically.

its gotta be abridged, with what he's having lover boy get.

"That's right. I'm going to f*** the fear turkey"


Alucard: I'm taking your boyfriend with me on a walk.
Ruby: You know each other?
Alucard: Darling, why do you think I have reserve full of fireworks? If he's going to be killing evil vampires, he's going to be having fun while doing it.
Explosions and laughter in the background.
Alucard: Sparky, you better not have started without me!

Alucard: I'm taking your boyfriend with me on a walk.
Ruby: You know each other?
Alucard: Darling, why do you think I have reserve full of fireworks? If he's going to be killing evil vampires, he's going to be having fun while doing it.
*Explosions and laughter in the background.*
Alucard: Sparky, you better not have started without me!


This is a good one more please and thanks for your time


This is an interesting premise... I like it!!!!


Alucard: "Bring him back? Uh, how about no? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a walk. And I'm bringing your boyfriend with me. Bye!"

By the way, I wonder how Ruby gets along with Police Girl? Lol


I can do an alucard impression or at least the tfs version of him , and once i heard new tv all i could think was "I want a 70 inch plasma TV, with Netflix"


nice to know you have good tastes in anime/manga


BRAZIL!? I FEEL SOOOOOOO HONORED!!!!!! ^^
Wait, what? I'm in love with the daughter of ALUCARD AND HE LIKES ME?
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
MIND BLOWN UP


Alucard is Smart, He's obviously taking them around the world to kill them and then scatter their body parts all over XD

The Kawai Princess you mean going on walks


Shootout to the surprised dudes about Alucard being ruby's maker, did you listen to the backstory?


As soon as I heard errand boy, I my mind switched from Hellsing Alucard to Abridged Alucard.


I feel like watching alucard mowing down a bunch of nazis, vampires and the Vatican Ruby you should join in on that fun


Alucard!!?! Your majesty ALL HAIL THE VERY FIRST VAMPIRE


My favorite part of this is ruby(assumed rose) has Aulcard AKA the crimson f***er as a dad.


The fuckmothering vampire himself,hells yes!<br>I wonder with what overpowered weaponry was our protagonist assigned with ;p

The fuckmothering vampire himself,hells yes!
I wonder with what overpowered weaponry was our protagonist assigned with ;p

Fireworks. If we're doing it, we're making it pretty.


I think Kitti is a fan of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.


To be honest I loved alcards guns. I want my own Jackal and to kill with my bare hands


I also love the hellsing ost in the background


as funny as this is i REAAAAAALLLY hope this isn't canon and is just a one off joke..if it is idk i guess i'll pay even more for a custom commission to bring it back to normal.

But why would you want normal when you can have best girl Ruby be related to the the legendary CRIMSON FUCKER.<br>I'm just saying from my Internet fried brain, by the by.

But why would you want normal when you can have best girl Ruby be related to the the legendary CRIMSON FUCKER.
I'm just saying from my Internet fried brain, by the by.

@Grumpy Lil' Box because I prefer the calm tone the series had...aaaand can't really have that with Alucard and the Hellsing organization

@RyuKaguya Ahhh, keeping the calm and crazy separated, now I understand.


My father-in-law is alucard hell yeah!!!!


A.. Alucard is rubys dad what the heck this is both awesome and very scary if we upset her our butts are deep fried with 1000 holes in us from his crazy awesome pistols


Father you do not need an attack helicopter!! LMAO

space waffle no he doesn’t need a attack helicopter he needs a blackbird

James Alexander someone read his Christmas list


It's so great to meet TheCrimsonFucker himself 😆


@Jeremy Sorejian WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

@dex Solaris v2 I’m going to f**k the fear Turkey


He's the fuck mothering vampire we all know and love. I'm betting Alucard is having me fetch his replacement flat screen TV with Netflix. Luke owes him that much.


I find it strangely cool that I'm going as alucard for Halloween, and then this show up......


It's been a while since you've seen Ruby


Alucard:”Say it”
Helsing:”Fuck you”
Alucard:”After you say it”


These confirms a future asmr of a sexy vampire police girl? I hope so.


Well I never thought I’ll see Alucard here ha


Now i want a Victoria roleplay ... <br>Hey policiaaal

Now i want a Victoria roleplay ...
Hey policiaaal


Oh well police girl sound like she’s having a blast


Alucard  is her father  !?

Alright a bad as Father in law


I think you spelt the Crimson Fucker wrong.

@Grumpy Lil' Box eh same guy different name


Wait wait wait wait wait.... In real life I'm a French brown long haired dude, and he took me to brasil, am I pip stunt double?

So

Does that mean your inside the police girl


Over 100 years old and still an angry at parents teen


He was out on a walk that’s why he wasn’t answering


So is this the abridged Alucard or the normal Alucard?

Probably abridged alucard. Seeing that we are shooting shit and alucard is parading us around the world and talking only through the phone.

Just someguy she did call seras “police girl”

Just someguy we are picking up a tv

With Netflix


Sarcasm: do you know how I'd disappeared? I somehow screwed up Za Waruldo. Somehow, ya not saposta use Time Stop against a foe who could "erase time." And how was I saposta know?


Ruby: Brazil<br>Me: wow I'm from Brazil...


What’s the background song called its amazing

Alucard's theme. It's called "Falling into a Sexy Lure."


Part 2 pleae someone patreon part 2 coz i cant plzz


Either she was turned into a vamp by Alucard and so refers to him as her father or her mother is Integra and she was once more of a dhampir.

Her "father" is the term used to describe the Vampire that turned her. Her creator of you will.


so what about Alexander Anderson and the rest of Iscariot

Depends on when this is playing, after Ultimate or before

RestmüllTV well it’s Brazil so probably in the middle also the tv

With Netflix


This has to be abridged alucard i mean a attack helicopter


Get that bitch a Canon bitches love cannons


I would go back after hitting that police girl at least three times


from the distance I'm actually having fun killing these lowlifes especially with these dual hand cannons and and .50 cal sniper loud boom double kill headshot.

*from the distance* I'm actually having fun killing these lowlifes especially with these dual hand cannons and and .50 cal sniper *loud boom* double kill headshot.


You know what gets cum stains off of Altar Boy robes? HOLY WATER!


Of cores Alucard needs a new TV a blond little shit strolled into his room destroyed his 70 inch plasma screen TV then tried to impress him like he was his alcoholic father.