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Gilbert 2016-11-21 03:44:26

Just think, several of your subscribers are literally dead.

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chuck mack 2016-11-21 04:08:49

Gilbertify WTF

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Gilbert 2016-11-21 04:11:30

@chuck mack
I can't be wrong!

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Lord Genesect 2016-11-21 04:20:43

Actually, you may have a point, assuming most of the empty subs are from abandoned or inactive accounts that won't unsubscribe because they are just programs with no user

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Gilbert 2016-11-21 04:40:15

@Lord Genesect
In that sense too, yes.

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Cunga Bunga 2016-11-21 05:12:59

R.I.P. in pieces, subscroobers.

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Randy295 2016-11-21 12:28:57

A very interesting theory indeed.

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Logan Not the one from Marvel 2016-11-21 13:22:31

Like me

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Stick AKA Matthew 2016-11-21 17:51:37

'The dead subscribers theory'



They're dead

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Oklahoma City Radio Waves 2016-11-22 02:25:43

Dear God...

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Babylon Lion 2016-11-22 17:12:58

Gilbertify Is that computer from mass defect video by Kitty0706?

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Gilbert 2016-11-22 17:14:34

@Waffen-SS Soldier
Yup, but I originally got it from Fallout: New Vegas.

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Zibsidian 2016-11-22 21:33:10

They got hit by his new Lamborghini, KNOWLEDGE

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Mhymyk 2016-12-13 01:46:21

o.O

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healer56heal 2016-12-26 19:09:44

@***** Fun for the whole family!

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djentlover 2017-01-31 22:14:30

I'M LITERALLY DEAD (TEARING SMILEY EMOJI x 10)

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Inverted_Paradox 2017-04-02 15:06:11

💀

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Helved 2017-05-11 16:12:25

Gilbertify if he made a 22.7 hour livestream/vid someone would have died in he video

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Helved 2017-05-11 16:15:21

Gilbertify sorry i mean a vid lasting 150 years, then someone would have died according to his views
... lol

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Kobo-Syn 2017-05-18 12:32:36

Gilbertify you know what's funny we predicted that he would get those subscribers back

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Eula gaming 2017-05-19 02:55:55

is that you yes man?

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Samuel Norton 2017-05-19 14:21:22

Or most of them are old accounts , and their user wanted a fresh start.

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Ariel 2017-05-19 19:10:59

wow i thought i was the only one that thought that.

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Lamb Sauce 2017-05-21 06:34:39

yes man is that you?

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Gilbert 2017-05-21 06:55:11

Yes.

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User 2017-05-21 07:41:34

Gilbertify like me

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Sheperino Gaming 2017-05-21 17:05:13

dead inside.

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Benjamin An 2017-05-22 02:57:46

Gilbertify I already thought of that.

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JahonCross 2017-05-22 06:18:30

Gilbertify how I'm not even a subscriber lol

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Gilbert 2017-05-22 06:27:12

What?

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Paul 2017-05-22 23:51:14

Gilbertify
you profile picture is perfect Yes Man is my favorite fallout nv character

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seven 2017-05-24 19:34:19

Paul Nah, you're clearly lying, we all know it's Raul.

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Paul 2017-05-24 23:05:10

lol

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Valentin 2017-05-28 15:30:20

Paul dont say LOL to that

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spoopy nazi 2017-05-29 05:47:56

Valentin
lol

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OmegaX45 - Alexander 2017-05-31 06:23:27

gotta ponit

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Reau 2017-05-31 22:16:45

if this channel is still up in 100 years this will be a graveyard from the past

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DiamondTurtle 2017-06-01 00:12:20

Gilbertify Even one of my 20?

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Zemine River 2017-06-06 22:02:27

Gilbertify greetings yesman

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Andreas Navarro Nes 2017-06-23 05:01:45

Kai Barber Wow, that's some thesis, man! Respect +

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DiamondTurtle 2017-06-23 13:13:45

Andreas Navarro Nes About 10 Probably for me.

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Deformed Violet 2017-06-28 11:35:29

DiamondTurtle I looked to see if you had 10 subs

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instinctual 2017-07-04 03:14:12

if you couldn't understand what he meant due to the meme corruption, he's saying that atleast one of emplemon's subs has actually passed away and will never be able to unsub due to being actually fucking dead.

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meme machine 2017-07-08 19:19:34

Gilbertify Yesman.

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samuel webster-holmes 2017-07-13 20:56:12

Logan Not the one from Marvel Logan Paul?

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Diego 2017-07-27 19:57:05

profile picture checks out

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Kazuhira Miller 2017-08-12 03:15:56

Gilbertify "hi I'm yes man!"

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DiamondTurtle 2017-08-12 03:47:38

Yes- Man no

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Kazuhira Miller 2017-08-12 04:09:55

DiamondTurtle I'm obligated to agree with you no matter what you say

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DiamondTurtle 2017-08-12 06:38:32

Yes- Man get out of here sellout government official!

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Kazuhira Miller 2017-08-12 06:41:32

DiamondTurtle if that's what you want I must follow your command

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BigWheel 2017-08-14 13:24:14

Grandma loves her poops

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iMac G4 TV 2.0 2017-08-16 21:37:29

So he should just bruteforce and unsubscribe, as that's the only option at this point. It may not be ethical, but with this many empty subscribers, this may be the only option. I don't have to deal with this, as I'm a small channel. But I'll have to deal with it as I grow larger.

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TomatoManPan 2017-08-17 11:50:34

iMac G4 TV 2.0 I already ha e to deal with this.

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iMac G4 TV 2.0 2017-08-17 13:33:11

I have a 2014 computer, so it's shit compared to what you have.

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Hatsune Miku's left nostril 2017-08-21 18:24:56

Gilbertify I have one subscriber, and I'm friends irl with them lol

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iMac G4 TV 2.0 2017-08-22 16:07:16

Hacking COULD be an option, Ethan Clews. However, it may take brute force.

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Missing Deer 2017-08-24 17:50:31

Gilbertify
"Just think, Courier Six, some of your securitrons, are literally dead."
Sorry, I had too

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SL 2017-08-25 12:30:13 (edited 2017-08-25 12:30:48 )

😂😂😂lmao I'm dead😂😂😂




im so sorry

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User 2017-08-26 14:32:17

A cucumber ruined ur comment

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Katerina 2017-08-30 16:15:04

Gilbertify
Holy Shit

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Dewitt McDidditt 2018-12-10 08:17:54

Well, in 100 years, ALL current subscribers and YouTube accounts will be dead. Wonder what YouTube would look like then, if the site still exists.

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Jing800 2019-04-15 00:08:21

thats alotta dead people pilled on pewds

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Reid Martin 2019-05-09 20:19:06

so theyre permanent subs

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Mark Miller 2019-06-26 22:46:48

Gilbertify Your Yes Man profile pic makes this all the more humorous

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John Jon Jhon Johnathan Johnston Johnstar IV 2019-07-02 18:06:17

but the subscribr count would have gone down if they died

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BenchFox 2019-07-13 19:46:25

How do you know that?

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Unknown 2019-07-18 12:56:29

@Lord Genesect that sounds like some tron shit

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PeshoTheKaiser 2019-08-28 21:59:45

Can u not

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What 2019-09-04 04:42:16

Good.

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Barondeau 2019-10-02 17:26:36

lol

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Ultimate Thot Slayer ‱ 999 years ago 2019-10-12 01:30:51

@Lord Genesect and the original owners forgot the password to those accounts and can't sign in to them

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Three Amigos 2019-11-26 00:40:11

@Babylon Lion Is it a coincidence that Kitty0706 is also dead?

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aleph0x 2019-12-01 05:51:40

I'm dead inside.

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Gus Cox 2019-12-03 16:20:11

OH GOD

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Gus Cox 2020-02-02 14:07:01

@Oklahoma City Radio Waves there's more

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Doggie_guts 2020-02-04 23:09:23

heay can you not

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Dr. Bubby 2020-04-09 06:10:46

sees icon oh howdy yes man

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Jessie Chen 2020-04-14 17:20:00

@Gilbert Eyy yes man

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Natalia Borys 2020-04-23 21:46:12

I mean. I could die in a car accident literally the next day and my account would probably stay up for quite some time if not for years, so...

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SeBook 2020-05-27 08:34:13

wow i havent thought about that

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Bethany Lowe 2020-06-26 19:52:05

Actually, they have a point, if not a morbid one

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RodPatch 2020-07-05 03:08:52

Sadly, one of them is. Overdosed on the discord a while back and haven’t seen him since

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No name A 2020-07-12 16:41:18

A lot of the accounts that made old classic YouTube videos are probably dead too. Most of them completely disappeared without a trace

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Colin Christensen 2020-10-23 02:37:24

Off rough one

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De Spy 2020-11-01 17:23:26

Just think, there’s a good chance that you are subscribed to dead YouTubers

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This is a human Lol 2021-02-05 12:24:38

Um

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Crackpot Politics 2021-02-08 05:00:06

Yes man

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KudosK 2021-03-14 09:34:26

You can easily find them. If a check marked channel commented on a popular or trending video.
If it has less than ~500k subscribers, then that channel is dead if the recent uploads are in the 5 digits or low 6 digits.

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Fuck The Police 2021-03-14 14:27:49

@KudosK i think he meant the people who subscribed are dead

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KudosK 2021-03-14 14:31:27

@Fuck The Police oh. In my head it was YouTubers not subscribers. Lol

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MonkaKonga 2021-04-14 14:28:14

Good

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lamp 2021-05-13 23:56:16

Especially now

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Comrade Noller 2021-07-11 20:47:37

Dep

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toilet gamer 2021-07-27 06:39:48

@Stick AKA Matthew Statistical certainty isn't a theory

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General 2021-07-29 00:54:46

Judging how I have had my youtube channel for 8 years now at least one person that subbed to me is dead

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Furball 2021-08-31 18:36:44

I like to imagine yes man's voice when I read this comment.

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Swiftail 他ćȘœçš„臉 (Tā mā de liǎn) 2021-11-15 02:12:57

As in they passed on?

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Ronaldo88 2022-03-05 13:32:57

I have this problem myself currently, because I made one specific video about a controversial subject, got a bunch of subscribers and now they don’t watch my content because they expect a video like that again. Wish we could remove subs😒 Great video btwđŸ‘đŸ»

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Pauls Bunions 2022-05-04 02:18:51

Rip to the real ones

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Funnieryuns! 2022-06-22 04:23:27

two people have died

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Marcel Leon 2018-12-29 05:14:24

to be honest, i enjoy these documentary type videos more than youtube poop, but i like the elements of YTP in some sections

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Christopher Althouse 2019-12-09 08:39:00

I've been thinking the same thing...it' s clear that EmpLemon has found a way to take what he used to love doing and find a new avenue for it...

I never even heard of him until just yesterday but I am a DEFINITE fan! I've been searching all over YouTube for content like this and honestly it is getting harder and harder to find. Even though I tend to lean towards the more informative content, my recommendation list keeps getting more and more bloated with normie crud...that said, every once in a while the algorithm throws something like this my way and I LOVE it when it does! â˜ș😁😍😂

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TheSP33DFREAK 2019-12-19 06:41:46 (edited 2019-12-19 06:42:15 )

@Christopher Althouse Check out his documentary on Stan Petrov (it's a never ever episode. It's great!) I've been a fan of emp for over 2 years and I'm so glad to see how much he's grown in such a small amount of time.

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tallywally 2020-02-16 03:54:25

Agreed

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 06:12:12

@TheSP33DFREAK I loved the dale earnheart one pearsonally

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Water 2021-01-27 19:23:22

@Eliza the gamer same!

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lazarbro 2021-03-17 05:04:44

Boy have I got news for you

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T3zlaGM 2021-03-19 17:09:34

we are his newer viewers who are unwilling to unsub cos we love every video he posts

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Ren 184 2021-03-25 00:22:41

100% agree

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Tarƍ Tsushima 2021-04-12 15:59:09

@SuperBalboa Then why are you here? Just out of a place of bafflement more than anger. If you don't like it, watch something you do like.

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Synthetic The Meme Man 2021-05-04 11:01:03

@SuperBalboa ok ugandan knuckles pfp

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SuperBalboa 2021-05-04 18:07:25

@Synthetic The Meme Man is that supposed to offend me nigga? i wouldn't have made it that if I didn't like it

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LORD pi 2021-05-09 08:54:08

Y same

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eebu 2021-05-12 03:36:38

I'm obease LLAO

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Fries 2021-08-12 23:29:36

When EmpLemon uploads, it’s a happening.

As for subscriber totals: Those are a reflection of the number of people who found at least one of the channel’s videos compelling at some point.

It might be a decent indicator of the number of people you’ve made an impression on overtime but not necessarily in the current moment.

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Nondescript 2021-12-17 20:45:08

I could do without the ear rape obsession, it makes these very difficult to watch at times

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Liam Rucker 2021-12-22 02:01:25

@Nondescript emp never claimed to try to make content for everyones tastes ig 😞 but i get a giggle from it sometimes

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Nondescript 2021-12-22 03:11:54

@Liam Rucker Nah, that's the thing, I very much enjoy his content, and I actually enjoy a lot of YTP in general too, I'm just saying, it's hard when you're sitting there enjoying what he has to say, and the video he puts to it, then the 20x normal volume thing happens and blows out my eardrums. It's worth a chuckle if done sparingly but sometimes he does it too much in a video. I admit its the one YTP device that I've never been especially fond of, what can I say

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Liam Rucker 2021-12-22 03:38:19

@Nondescript the features of content such as that are still aspects of the content, therefore my point still stands. I didnt insinuate that the information and the general structyre may not be enjoyable to you, but rather that his niche of how he produces content (the things he uses while getting across points in his videos, including the earr*pe) is not going to be for everyone.

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j_eezus_christ_bro_chill 2022-02-15 12:10:03

yes perfect

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Aaron Jablonski 2019-01-22 04:32:34

I was eating donuts when you started talking about empty calories.

I feel attacked, you’ve earned a new subscriber.

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Wanttobeaspaceface 2020-06-17 12:57:03

Aaron Jablonski same

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[[BIG SHOT]] 2021-01-07 01:17:09

annual reminder to not be an empty sub

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Aaron Jablonski 2021-01-07 01:29:28

Thanks. Emp's been on a roll with The Thing, Highest Jump, and The Villain Analysis.

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[[BIG SHOT]] 2021-01-07 01:41:16

@Aaron Jablonski np

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Help! I am stuck on this Man's head!! 2021-09-06 01:07:29

One donut is worth a mile of running

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Currently Caffeinated 2022-03-29 22:26:51

Just remember to UNSUBSCRIBE if you stop liking his content!

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John Fraire 2019-09-28 03:12:29

I always thought Emp saying "unsubscribe" was just him being contrarion, but no- he was genuinely honest, the mad calamarad.

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A Lil' Mighty Hero 2022-04-01 23:06:45

Calamarad?

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dsquarehead01 2020-04-07 04:27:31

I just want to genuinely thank you for being such a great person and trying to clean this oversaturated mess of a site. Your documentary content as a whole gives a glimpse of a world of 'outsider' content and culture I never would have seen.
Started on your channel with the hbox video 😀

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Moist Marsupial 2021-07-11 03:01:53

It's been almost 5 years since he transitioned from ytp to video essays. Wow

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Samuel Salzman 2019-04-25 11:30:37

As of April 25, 2019
__________________
I calculated the average views on the 10 most recent videos on your channel.
I had an average of 539,900 views, and at the time you had 450,978 subscribers.
Using your formula, you have a -0.19% empty subscriber rate!
NEGATIVE. congratulations!

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Jpracz BR 2019-11-26 20:06:02

@*currently rebuilding* hehe emp lemon has made this video exactly becuse of people like you

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Lentlemen Productions 2020-05-30 03:09:13

This reveals an important variable he missed: non-sub views
but I think his point still stands

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Shane Grogan 2020-07-22 22:20:56

That's because subscribing doesn't really do anything anymore. People watch the videos suggested to them by the algorithm, not the videos uploaded by the channels they're subscribed to.

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David Steinour 2020-08-04 15:26:54

(STUDENT)William Giles even then to have a 0% empty sub rate would mean that your channel would be pretty small and most likely only have subs in the single or double digits mainly consisting of people you have connections with outisde of youtube

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Mr. Stew 2020-09-09 18:19:39

If you didn’t say that last part you would have been fine, but fr wtf

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[[BIG SHOT]] 2021-01-07 01:19:07

@Shane Grogan watching content = more of that content being reccomended by a l g or i th m
subscribing = notified when vido
watch vido = step 1
it does something
ohuifdgyndbouionrt

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Matt AnĂĄlises 2021-01-10 16:31:35

Many channels complain that the vast majority of their views come from people that aren't subscribed (you can see in the analytics), this is probably the cause.

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Conic 2021-03-13 11:45:22

@Shane Grogan I have almost 800 subscriptions, so I watch what drops on my sub page because it's basically an improved algorithm.
And it's strange that I can remember most of my subscriptions...

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Blake skits 2021-06-27 20:49:21 (edited 2021-06-27 20:49:42 )

I have 24 subscribers and my most popular video has 2000 views dividing that is 83 POSITIVE which means

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TheGaming100 2021-07-11 12:49:05 (edited 2021-07-11 12:49:21 )

you cant use YOUR average views and HIS subscriber count to measure empty subscribers. They come from two different people, that doesn't work!

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Lemony Snow 2021-07-24 21:01:17

Update: 24/07/21
10 most recent videos, as before
average of 866400 views
compared to 789000 subscribers
using the formula, it comes to -0.098%
if being closer to flat 0% is technically better, congrats! that's an extra tenth of a percent closer.

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Lix0 2021-08-20 20:20:56

@*currently rebuilding* I wonder why YouTube doesn’t let you see dislikes.

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Spensh 2018-11-09 17:45:46

Recently discovered and subbed to your channel after watching your breakdown of why SpongeBob was a great show, and I've been binging your content ever since. Your analysis of various issues and appreciation of meme culture keeps me coming back. Keep up the great poop my man, I enjoy riding the downward spiral!

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John Bread 2020-02-07 06:43:38

Seeing how much quality content Emp is making today it's safe to say he ascended

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FrankJavCee 2016-11-21 09:04:08

i feel da exact same way

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MxCn 2016-11-21 10:06:01

Well hi there

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Dominic 2016-11-21 12:10:02

Ahoy there meme-lord

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Christian Phillips 2016-11-22 23:44:29

Wasn't expecting to see you here! Hi!

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Rain Verrev 2016-12-23 18:33:06

Hello fellow pineapple-on-pizza hater.

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Soaribb 2017-05-20 22:48:48

FrankJavCee I love you

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Lukasu 2017-05-21 04:47:07

FrankJavCee daddy frank

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MageBurger 2017-08-15 14:43:31

Hi there. I don't know you, but it seems like your mere presence outside your own media is seemingly noteworthy for being unexpected due to your popularity. Therefore, I apologise for you suffering such a problem.

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Cah 2017-10-16 21:29:38

About the pineapple?






Understandable, me too.

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Deformed Violet 2017-11-12 23:53:07

FrankJavCee about what the pizza

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Dangerousgrenade 2017-12-09 14:41:22

me too

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Lord Chimpington 2018-02-08 17:19:47

Da exact same wae

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Super sayori 2018-03-19 03:15:02

I don't, mostly because my only two subscribers are a real friend and some guy I met online

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Firelucid 2018-03-28 01:58:27

OH shit I was actually looking for you and I thought "wait is this the kid who made the how to make trap tutorial?" "no he's not! fuck!"
Thanks for coming back

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Super sayori 2018-03-28 03:10:06

Firelucid looking for who?

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Christopher Sanderson 2018-03-30 18:57:37

Oh hey didn't see you walk in there. Gotta say your future bass tutorial was one of the first videos I watched of yours and hands down my favorite. Thank you.

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Toni Peterson 2018-03-31 15:14:29

FrankJavCee i agree

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Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy 2018-06-23 18:25:49

Bout the pineapple or the subscribers?

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Nerd Tube 2018-07-01 11:22:24

Damb frank I literally just listened to some of your your awesome music then came here scrolled down to the comments and now I here wondering what im doing with my life commenting on a comment you made a year ago although I know your probably never going to see this and I'll just go back to thinking about death and if anything counts in the end, is anything real or is it just all illusions

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Droid 2 Beta 2018-07-03 03:35:51

FrankJavCee o

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DebzLife 2018-07-18 12:21:25

FrankJavCee same

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KJM 2018-10-14 12:16:05

That's why your channel is dead

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Lisle Hoyte 2018-12-09 03:52:50

What do you think pineapple on Pizza is absolutely disgusting cuz if that's the case I feel the same way😎

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adsydas 2021-03-02 21:54:35

Since i discovered this channel in 2015, funnily enough, with the uncredibles, i kept a close viewership on it, and i realized that it reflects a lot about my own experiences growing up
I'm quite sure i'm the same age as emp now, and seeing the new series in this channel, i think the evolution of this channel is incredible how a person can show growth and evolution using only his art, his craft
Emp, i really think you deserve more recognition for your craft, not only for your ytps

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Jason the Folf 2019-06-18 10:00:04

This is commentary combined with a ytp.

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Scratch 2020-09-10 09:56:59

my ears hurt

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Annm. jpg 2021-07-23 04:37:05

Wonder if Emp looks back at this video. It seems like a thoughtful video that gave that push to make more essay type videos. He has surpassed the empty subscriber issue so now his videos break his sub count or at least stays on par to the count.

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Finner Company 2019-03-27 19:16:30 (edited 2019-03-27 19:18:13 )

Jokes on you, Lemon. I'm not subscribed yet i binge watch your videos. How do you like them apples

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Mr. Moron 2020-04-14 00:51:03

I think he likes that, as that means there is one less empty sub later down the line

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A Part-time Astronaut 2020-04-14 16:37:25

lars van zanten by that logic, there’s no point in anyone subbing at all

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Mr. Moron 2020-04-14 17:41:02

@A Part-time Astronaut exactly.

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A Part-time Astronaut 2020-04-14 20:37:02

@Mr. Moron exactly what

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Mr. Moron 2020-04-14 20:55:44

@A Part-time Astronaut you kow what i mean

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Astropenguin5 2020-08-09 16:06:01

@N N R U good point, we can all see that you're actually subscribed to emplemon

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Rust & Aluminum Powder 2018-11-08 21:38:50

Joke's on you, my iq is lower than my chromosome count, and I have a 170 iq

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Matthew Misch 2019-03-27 01:10:54

Oh, oh no

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Fire Stryker 2019-06-24 02:17:49

Same

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SuperCityscan 2019-06-28 07:22:13

Somebody learned biology

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k 2019-08-29 13:11:41

the human eye can only see 0 chromosons

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jon 2019-10-13 03:47:47

nice name

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baconsalad 2019-11-18 01:53:19

Subscribed

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Alberto Mariné 2019-11-27 18:23:24

If count every single secuence of DNA from every living cell of your body that must be an absurd number of cromosomes. I'm not ashamed to say I'm dumber than that but perhaps Emp Lemon really is up there and I wouldn't even be surprised. To be fair you need a high IQ to handle this channel the way he does

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Bogdan Bogdanovich 2019-12-27 16:42:53

That doesn't work, just doesn't. The closest thing to that is ionizing radiation and that still doesn't quite count and you would certainly be dead, that is living in Chernobyl for a decade, times 5000

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Ultimate Powa 2019-12-30 04:17:03

@Shagarakar
If he took an IQ test from the early 1900s he probably would

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Shagarakar 2019-12-30 15:46:38 (edited 2019-12-30 15:47:05 )

Ultimate Powa true. And people actually have the nerves to say that we’re getting dumber

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Yuti 2020-06-02 12:52:22

Wait then that means-

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The Grey Goblin 2020-07-29 08:54:16

Hey, that's my IQ too...well sorta, for me there's a negative before 170 but still

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Former Account 2020-08-22 12:17:31

Doubt

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[Dallas] 2020-09-10 05:55:25

bruh

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Buffeletta666 2020-11-12 07:13:42

alabama moment

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TheNoid 2020-12-13 11:02:51

That’s a lot of chromosomes

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DarkSnake Nerdmaster 2020-12-15 08:09:29

How the fuck did a crayfish get acces to youtube?

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Rob Calkin 2021-01-28 09:28:04

Dude a plant

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EatingMyToesRightNow ! 2021-04-30 10:16:34

I don’t get it.

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Micah Swett 2021-08-25 07:02:04

An*

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Bobby Ferg 2020-09-10 03:46:12

You know, I never thought I’d see the day where a YouTuber would be encouraging people to unsubscribe instead of subscribe. It makes me wonder how many other YouTubers care about empty subscribers and how many simply prefer to see a large number by their subscriber count

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EJ Gregory 2020-12-05 11:39:34

How could anyone actually not enjoy these videos, in my eyes theres something for everyone in your content. Personally a fan of it all!

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Donovan Campbell 2020-02-09 03:16:40

The “sticks out for diabetes” execution is still the funniest thing in my life so far

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freddy46 2020-09-01 21:47:58

Yeah... sticks...

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DocMarion 2017-05-23 22:35:40

It's funny seeing Emplemon here getting all philosophical. Nothing wrong, I really think this is amazingly interesting!

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Filmier Fitzpatrick 2017-07-29 10:15:52 (edited 2017-07-29 10:16:16 )

Not sure if sarcastic or not, but I agree. I could watch him rant all day lol.

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Star Moko 2017-08-12 21:29:40

Your Mom :D same here

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ChesterGC / PinoFloys 2017-11-05 17:34:09

Lol you just called him like a digimon

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Kanth E 2020-11-12 05:25:44

Recently have gotten into your videos, always loved YouTube poop since I was a kid and finding your channel and some of your vids again made me pretty damn happy in these times.

Thought I'd say this cause you said you read the comments, I usually watch YouTube on my xbox, which sucks cause the interface is even worse than a browser, you can't even comment on videos... And that's the tip of the iceberg.

I think these new mediums of viewing YouTube really have added to empty subs or a YouTube community that actually can't participate because of the medium of using this website...

But yeah, love your content

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emperorceegle 2021-03-25 13:34:39

4 years later somewhat recently going through all your videos because I stopped watching after the YTPs lol I must say your channel is so much better than what it was 7 or whatever years ago and you make amazing documentary-style videos with absolutely incredible editing that make me laugh, I'm sure we all prefer more intelligent thought-provoking videos and now you are at over 700K subscribers with even more viewers watching your videos so congratulations :')

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Rick Fakhre 2021-08-27 12:19:30

I'm shocked that you could make this in your spare time. It must have taken so much time in editing. I am new to your channel and I love it. This one made me laugh a lot. The long form analysis is awesome that probably came out of this one is what I am here for. Good job.

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KenpachiYugioh 2021-03-13 05:09:06

Mad respect for you, EmpLemon, I watch every video you upload and love your style. I won't unsubscribe because I am genuinely entertained by everything you do. May the spiral be ever downward.

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Eddie Brock 2021-03-28 00:00:36

I love your commentary videos dude. I'm having a hard time getting used to the ear rape but I know YTP is where you started and ER is a big part of the style. Keep em coming and I'll look into some sound limiting software âœŒđŸœ

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FloridaMan 2019-02-03 00:27:52

It’s been a long time now, but its odd that when you made the decision to turn your channel in this new direction away from ytp, I went from a somewhat empty subscriber to watching your catalogue several times a week

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Barondeau 2019-10-02 17:32:47 (edited 2019-10-02 17:34:11 )

This is THE shit! I have always kind of thought like this but it is nice hearing it from someone else! Really liked the No thing and like how you are 4x times larger now!

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allofmynope.mp4 2022-06-13 10:30:32

I feel kinda bad because at this point of Emp's career I was mostly an empty subscriber. Not really by choice though, YouTube just didn't recommend his channel to me at all, and occasionally I'd watch a YTP and think "Huh, whatever happened to that Emperor Lemon guy?" But for some reason I didn't go check until a couple years later.

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The Jay 2018-03-04 18:31:14

I love how this is a cross between a YTP and an informative essay!

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Fries 2021-12-21 08:25:38

You could say this is the beginning of him delving into analysis of YouTube, as well as other topics later on.

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Cedric Smith 2021-04-01 20:58:05

These Emp videos are different in style over the years, but not in quality. Always top notch

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Tim Shay 2020-07-30 02:15:03

Your chaotic editing is my jam and I love getting glimpses into your influences for style and interests. That “the downward spiral will return after these messages” feels so much like [adult swim] it’s lovely and new and also nostalgic??

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Hansy_boi 2022-05-28 18:09:36 (edited 2022-05-28 18:11:33 )

you're my top 3 favorite youtubers out there, along with idubbbz and critikal. you come off as so genuine and relatable all the time, and your content is the perfect mix of information, comedy, and effort, i've never seen anything like it. i aspire to make good content like you man, hopefully i'm less of an empty subscriber now lol

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ninjatomnein 2018-11-14 22:24:05

Emp stop making such good vids, I can't watch anything else on this platform anymore

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SupremePickle 2021-04-08 18:33:17

Internet historian. You’re welcome.

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ShowcaseKing 2021-07-09 11:07:20

@SupremePickle or nerd city

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GFMHD 2021-07-10 01:14:50

@ShowcaseKing the,sign is a. subtle joke(

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Cubester64 2017-05-22 06:14:23

Funny. Never liked YTP, but these new videos of yours I'm actually enjoying, the video-essay and storytime videos. I mean not a huge fan of the editing style, but only because I don't like YTP and earrape. But whatever, the rest of the content is good enough to look past the things I personally disagree with. Nice video!

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Casual Goats 2018-12-29 00:11:32

That was a pretty interesting take. I really respect the immense skill with editing you seem to have <3

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Skelly 2020-07-07 03:58:50

I subbed to Emp because I appreciate his content for kind of being the opposite of my mindset. While he is existential in some regards and treats life as realistic and relatively negative as I do, he also displays his mindset in an overall positive manner and doesn't take everything too seriously. I could learn a thing or two about positivism in the face of an evil world, and I could learn even more about not taking myself so seriously. I need to learn to not just laugh at the circumstances, but also at myself. Thanks for being a sort of foil to my mind, Emp, it really helps.

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Fivo 2020-06-03 15:15:30

I find it fitting how Emp struggled with empty subscribers back then, when now, his channel is among the likes of Vsauce, with one of the lower percentages of empty subs.

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Low Powered Training Round Matthews 2019-06-06 14:57:11

Love the evolution of this channel, one of the best things about youtube is the freedom to change your content so much

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P1NK 53450N 2018-12-08 22:11:59

Since this video, I think his content quality has improved. I can tell the enjoyment in making the videos has returned for him, which is better for the creator and the viewers.

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incinium z 2021-03-06 17:15:41

Hey dude! I think you're great! I just subscribed and I think you're a smart, blessed guy. It's difficult to put into words what I want to say, (I'm a neanderthal), but you think. You see things in a different way that anybody else, and are a hard worker. You have a real job and do Youtube videos! (something I'd like to do when I move out!) You have good sense and taste but you don't conform to the masses. You put effort and care into your work. You inspire me and make me see things things in a whole new way! I wanna be like you, Emplemon! I do apologize for overreacting at your "Have Videos Games been on a Downward Spiral?" video. I need to better control myself. Oh, uh, and your YTPs are awesome! Good day to you and God bless!

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link isntzelda 2019-06-06 14:22:06

Thanks for being an interesting, entertaining,outstanding memer dude. Love your content!

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Joel Helgerson 2021-07-07 12:50:00

Ive been spending the past couple of days going through all of your videos like this one. Your content feels substantial. It’s like coming across a bottle of fresh water while lost at sea. There’s so many youtubers out there that pump out content that’s just them reacting to something that someone else made. You always put the time and effort to make something original and thought provoking. Thanks for always entertaining me and I hope you have a good day

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QmaBack 2022-03-29 20:15:11

God damn this channel has come a long way. Love the content old and current

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Fraladin 2021-03-13 15:07:16

I love how this video aged. Look how well commentary videos worked out for you. Well done :)

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Nick Terpstra 2020-04-10 14:17:15

I appreciate your hard work, Emp. Keep it up.

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Androkon 2020-09-09 07:37:07

I think it would be cool if subbing someone was a private act, and what's displayed is the amount of recurring viewers, whether subbed or not

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Sonny Crockett 2016-11-21 13:38:08

Lemon, I understand how you may feel by the number of subs you have and all I wanna do is introduce my self. I'm a US Marine and I love your content, It twists everything around and makes it so funny to the point I'm not able to breathe. I love your style in rock music just like the opening was Super Tramp Take the long way home. I love and I can relate to most of the things you post. Keep doing what you do man, Love this channel and I always get excited when you post even a 1 second video. These subs will never understand your true power of the Lemon side because it's too sour to taste. Have a good Holliday comming up man, love ya.

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 15:43:39

I really appreciate that, man. It's inspiring to know that I have such a diverse audience.

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Sonny Crockett 2016-11-21 15:54:32

EmpLemon You made my day.

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Killerwhale6011 2017-03-24 00:53:27

Best audience. Better than the ones that ask. Oh god

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Jazztache 2017-05-09 09:40:05

Here Here!

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treno guerrero 2018-10-29 22:36:36

Good job emp lemon . I was never subscribed to you back during ur ytp era and only found you recently in ur “video commentary” vids and I have to say I really respect you for having some self worth and doing something new instead of what you felt u had to do for ur audience, even at the cost of some subscribers

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blobishly Belfer 2021-01-13 11:10:21

the empty subscriber count can be calculated using the sub count, view count, and and ratio of viewers who are subscribed to those who are not (that youtube gives you) which can be useful if you have more views than subscribers.

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Abbott Mac 2021-06-07 23:13:34

It's truly sad when something that you love becomes just a sad and monotonous task

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Travis Rhiner 2021-03-05 00:51:11

For what its worth man I've only been a sub since you've made this kind of content and thats what I'm here for. You can tell you put work in and do your research. Keep up the good work! Fuck those empty subs, there's plenty of us actives that are happy to see any time you upload!

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HoopsAndDinoMan 2018-03-29 20:22:13

Also, YouTube still counts subscribers who've deleted their accounts, so that might have something to do with it.

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Joshua A 2018-05-02 21:23:09

HoopsAndDinoMan True but I don't think deleted accounts will do much to a subscriber count

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Jared Collins 2018-06-04 09:21:36

Or people who stopped using YouTube

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Ovr Surge 2018-06-29 12:49:19

Facebook likely does something similar. A facebook group with no admins usually becomes open for the fastest member to claim. But if the last admin of a group "deletes" their account or is banned then the group is essentially permanently unmoderated because there is still a shadow account in a moderator position, same with the friend list. Havn't used the platform in quite some time and thats something i only discovered while closing down my accounts

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tractorface123 2018-06-29 22:16:05

Until 2015, I just used YouTube without an account.

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Rodigo Duterte 2018-06-30 11:06:14

HoopsAndDinoMan why'd youtube even bother to count an already dead channel?

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kerri 2018-06-30 12:27:09

Oh Wow YouTube usually does sweeps of inactive users that updates subscribers counts youtubers like pewdiepie loses about a million

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frybird 2018-07-11 08:05:35

I once had a channel in my subscriptions that had been terminated, that I couldn't unsub from because it didn't exist.
I recently did end up unsubing, but for the longest time, youtube didn't even give me the option.

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frybird 2018-07-11 08:06:57

I don't even remember subscribing to them.

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Rodigo Duterte 2018-07-11 08:08:18

Reversed E so what that terminated account name

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ice town clown 2018-07-12 12:10:14

YouTube recently unsubbed me from a few of my subscribed channels (Shane, wooshiewoo.. and a few more) so I resubscribed, but people who deleted their accounts, they don't really resub because well, their account isn't there. So I think deleted channels Don't really add to it? Because I think YouTube would unsub them eventually????? Idk I'm an idiot Don't think I'm smart oQo|||

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idk , joey 2018-07-18 12:35:46

me too

accept that l made an account in 2017

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Rodigo Duterte 2018-07-18 13:19:49

cαrαmєl me too, I remember that I've subbed Scishow but smh that channel was disappear on my Sub list, then I proceed to resub them again because they are the reason why I am smart now...

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ice town clown 2018-07-18 13:22:41

Rodigo Duterte
QwQ

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LimePesto 2018-09-08 15:39:32

HoopAndDinoMan Oh, I guess that means half of my subscriber count is dead.

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DeffoNotDIO 2018-09-25 20:06:04

Hi didn't expect to see you here

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Clayton 2018-10-08 10:47:33

And the fact that people come to see the video but are not subscribed. Like me

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Theroux 2018-10-10 18:15:41

I recall Youtube insisting that they actually removed deleted channels from subscriber counts. Of course, there's still no actual proof of this. It's difficult to tell what's real and what isn't when everything is unseen.

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Correction Guy 2018-11-07 00:28:24

@Jared Collins or rather people who purged their own accounts to make a new one. This is like my 3rd.

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Ultimate Thot Slayer ‱ 999 years ago 2018-11-28 21:56:07

And some people get new phones and forget their old account's password. Or am I the only one?

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Kyle Sterritt 2021-05-08 16:45:06

Emperor lemon is one of the greatest youtubers ever, he can make great ytps and his commentary is good

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stonedude 2925 2020-08-02 08:12:48

Because you dont get this often, i really enjoy your videos for real. i watch your videos on copyright, and now im learning about youtube without it seeming like some super professional educational bullshit (im starting a youtube channel as a quarantine project because i always wanted to it and now i can with all the free time). And it may have stopped me from recording an entire audiobook (fnaf book) and upload it. Thanks

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Mace-Yoshiman 2020-02-11 00:16:03

EMP has the best video essays regarding this platform.

I've never seem someone make YouTube itself so interesting.

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Cody The Hunter 2020-08-29 20:27:41

I recently tuned into this channel, and honestly I will make sure to listen and understand the views conveyed by these videos. I will try to make good comments, know when to unsubscribe from a youtuber I don't care about anymore, and look for some good videos once I'm bored to shit. Thanks EmpLemon, you did a good!

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LiplessNavajo 2016-11-21 04:27:25

Everything you said about dead subscribers is true. popular youtubers aren't as popular as they think. if anything everybody is on a downward spiral.

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LiplessNavajo 2016-11-21 04:29:52

p.s. great channel and Survivor Series sucked WWE is on a downward spiral

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Boozab99 2016-11-25 16:38:42

Maybe that's what the YouTube purge was doing removing all the fat.

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Don S. MDT 2016-12-04 03:10:54

ASTzGaming115 Caddys on the rebound,.

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it's crumbelivable. 2017-01-29 13:17:43

We all on a downward spiral, chickie baby. We all going mad

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Matthew Soucy 2017-02-01 12:40:27

Not true Pokemario Fan

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Seto Kaiba 2019-06-18 02:07:17

Honestly when i was out of the loop on your transit from ytps to the more lottery style videos where any topic is game for the "cutting board" it was confusing until i caught up. Now I'm glad i did, kinda rough to have learned the trek you made but I'm glad to see you're here but have changed in some light you personally may view as positive, or at least on the road to such

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George Cowsert 2019-09-11 01:52:46

I just wanna point out that a good chunk of non-content-creators, like myself, are what I call "nomadic viewers" in that they never settle down in one place.
Yes, viewers will always stick to their niches with some staying in their corner more than others, but a lot of people simply ride the waves of the algorithm and search results to find whatever suits them at the time.
One week you could be binge watching clips of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, the next you could be having Vsauce give you the big brain with a capital đŸ…±ïž.

To a nomad, the subscribe button isn't a "I wanna watch most of your content" button, it's a "I respect your talent and wish to have some way to remember you for the future" button.

I rarely watch your vids, Emp, but I have a massive respect for you and wish to see your channel grow. So even if my subscription is meaningless to you, to me it's my thumbs up to your whole channel.

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Tidy Heidi 2019-05-24 03:37:40 (edited 2019-05-24 03:38:03 )

I love the idea of subscriber purgatory, your channel is brilliant man, keep up the good content. I intend to watch and actually digest 100% of the things you upload in the future. Unless I die, then I won’t do that.

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Aaron Nicol 2021-04-23 17:02:57

"See me, what I am, what I was, what I'll be,
Hear me, understand that I'm not what you see
Take this, take the man, middle term, common me
Don't you see that I'm just doing what I want to do
Nothing more and nothing less than you" - Free Hand by Gentle Giant, the song used at the end of the video, thank you for continuing to make high-quality uploads.

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The_furf_of_July 2017-05-31 02:37:18

Your an amazing person and content creator. Stay determined! You're absolutely hilarious and I love everything you've done so far! You really know what you're doing when it comes to your channel and your memes, and speaking of memes YOU ARE THE PUREST SOURCE OF MEME I HAVE EVER FOUND! I've never been addicted but now I'm starting to understand my friend eddie who literally snorts this stuff. ANYMAHWAZZLE I love what you're doing, keep it up! Keep being you, you're amazing!
Also please let me know if you read this I would love to know if I helped in any way

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Sean Brownlee 2020-07-14 18:23:52

I LOVE your editing style of mixing commentary with YouTube poop. Pretty good video.

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aryalim 2020-02-12 19:08:02

I think this video deserves more than 500k views... very insightful to the nature of the typical YouTube scene, even four years later. Not much has changed on the behalf of the viewers, but I feel many of the actual, genuine content creators (not KINDER EGG UNBOXING #4992 - HOLY SHIT BATMAN (SCARY)) have sort of adapted to these changes and begun making content they actually enjoy and believe in. Two different types of success: Getting views for selling your soul to the toy gods, or being genuinely happy and having a fanbase that has legitimate respect and appreciation (not to mention maturity).


TL;DR: YouTube sucks and everyone knows that.



Great job again!

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Z01nk 2020-06-07 15:26:17

I had a channel with 14k subs and a video with 3 million views. Unfortunately the video that got popular was made terribly and only got popular cause it was somewhat popular with a bunch of little kids. I tried making other content but the only way I was gonna get success on that channel was to make the same type of video, I wouldn't be able to get popular with anything else, so I quit that channel and made the one that I am commenting right now. I have a weekly upload schedule and feel happier knowing the people who are watching are not just a bunch of kids who only subscribed for the one video. Just for anyone thinking about making some dumb video that kids have enjoyed a lot in the past few months, don't do it. You will get empty subscribers, make your own damn content and just click bait it, even though you may be dis genuine with what you actually are it's better for your channel than getting empty subs.

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Andreas Bonini 2020-07-12 07:03:35

I have so much respect for you and your content is so insight that I’m going to overlook and sit through your annoying editing style rolling my eyes. I’m not sure if this is a compliment or not. Love your channel. Let me know if you read my comment.

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Cunga Bunga 2016-11-21 03:50:43

All jokes aside, this was a really nice video. It was very insightful and informative while still staying humorous! Nice job, Emp!

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José 2016-11-25 22:31:01

k

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White Collar White Dude 2019-02-08 06:04:12

I subscribed today after binging YouTube Geographic and your similar content. I tried to watch the YouTube poop, got a couple chuckles, but it's not for me. I personally like the direction your channel is going, I know that's subjective but again, that's me personally. I usually don't comment on videos I watch because I usually subscribe to stuff that is interesting to me, and that I feel has re-watchability. I also like sharing with my circle that had similar interests as myself.
All in all, I just wanted to state that, while you have empty subscribers sure, you also have subscribers that just enjoy your content and will rewatch in later months or even years. Even if it's just me, which I doubt, just thought that you would like to know (if you didn't already) that you've got silent people who love your content.

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Sammys Stuff 2021-03-12 00:25:39

honestly fucking loving these vid rants. They're what brought me to your channel and I love the youtube poop atmosphere that they've got. Real fast paced shitposts, etc. Lovely shit

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Beebup 2019-06-18 15:30:07

this actually opened my eyes on how subs =/= good channel. but it also makes me think about channels with low subscriber counts but high views on their videos for either controversial content or good content that no one really appreciates.

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Efran Eridatus 2020-09-16 21:16:49

saying: "This is shit" to a youtube poop is kinda ironic

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BringBackCaramel 2016-11-21 15:23:24

The downward spiral has gone down far enough to be an upwards spiral

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DaLegendP67 2016-11-21 17:31:50

Nah, The Spiral is now going in every direction possible

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Ryu Kusanagi 2016-11-24 12:02:48

an Omniward Spiral !?!?!

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Nara Nara 2017-04-13 21:27:09

A Squidward Spiral

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Jazztache 2017-05-09 09:39:33

Or maybe Emp is just DEDEDEAD inside. I am sorry.

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Swampert Tube 2017-05-11 21:26:23

+Leumaleeh gangnam sprial

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Soaribb 2017-05-20 22:49:53

Leumaleeh Upwards in an upside down twist to a hell of a paradise

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Astavyastataa 2020-07-28 11:20:39

Tom Persons WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

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Codonomicus 2019-02-22 23:02:20

Thanks for the content. I may be a more irritating subscriber for many channels, because I have this habit of not watching many recent uploads until I'm sufficiently caught up on watching older content. I doubt those views on old vids amount to much of anything for the creator, but I also don't think I can adequately appreciate more recent videos unless I understand the direction/progression of a channel. In a sense, I'm seasoning myself as a viewer. Anyway, that's my perspective.

As for dead subscribers, don't these eventually get culled if they haven't viewed a channel for a time? I've heard of channels mysteriously losing subs all at once, and I have to wonder if they're just some of the long-dead subs getting sloughed off by some internal mechanism of the site. No idea how long that would take, if it's even the case, or if there's certain types of behaviors an account could exhibit to be more likely for this to happen with (such as simply not logging in to the account at all for whatever reason).

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Eidamm 2020-06-05 17:13:45

You know, rewatching this video.. Thank you Emp. After this video I realised i was subscribed to over 200 channels, most of which I watched like 1-2 videos and unsubscribed. Now i cut it down to just about 20 channels. I am no longer an empty subscriber. Thank you, and I will not unsubscribe.

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Kevin Cronk 2021-02-06 04:38:30

"My iq is lower than my chromosome count"
Yes that is correct and I have an iq in the triple digits

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Goober on the Internet 2021-08-19 21:19:16

I have an IQ. in the single digits.

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Julian 2022-03-12 01:15:27

i have a negative iq composed from tetrodotoxin

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Mikoit 2019-03-02 02:21:28

EmpLemon: The man, the legend, the memelord! He's got the intelligence equal to the entirety of the Illuminati, but he uses his brain power for Youtube and memes! Fascinating....

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Dynamite_ Stix 2019-01-05 22:19:20

Art is art. Do what fills the void in your heart, no matter how you please yourself (unless it's rape or murder). Just keep making videos, they're great

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Bara Sempai 2018-10-26 15:39:45

It's not any different than Instagram. I have empty followers all the time who who follow to entice you to follow them back and like their photos, then they unfollow you later. But I installed an app to help me keep track of that, and I only follow people whose content I actually like anyways.

As for your videos, I've been watching lately (passively listening at work as I'm typing away at my desk), and I have an appreciation for videos with decent insight into explaining topics that they cover that interest me.

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Fuckundo 2019-09-09 00:46:29

"Sticks out for diabetes"


I died

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Rauser Ex 2020-06-04 12:18:40

Your account image perfectly portrays that.

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Pervert Penguin Productions 2020-06-07 14:46:52

BruUuHH 12:00

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Seagull Australis 2020-07-10 19:03:50

LOL, (some random quote from the video)

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KudosK 2020-08-03 08:05:30

Guys he died. Call thr cremator

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RED SEA GAMING 2019-01-20 02:06:23

Keep it up don't let the viewers determine your style just do what you want that's what people watch YouTube channels for the personality rather than the video itself

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Angel Rodriguez 2021-04-02 21:29:12

There is the posibility that you already know this by now, because im watching the video 5 years after it was uploaded,

but i want to say this anyways out of "i've never heard anyone talk about this issue".

i belive the reason people don't unsubscribe from channels, is not because they do nothing, but because subscriptions have become so irrelevant, to the point that the website relies fully on the algoritm to deliver videos to people, and people are way too busy watching those videos, insted of looking at the channels they subscribed to, and they dont even get notifications on these channels so they forget.

in my case, i've subscribed to a lot of channels, is just super easy to do, and channels swear that helps their channel grow so, if you enjoied the content, there is no reason to refuse, and unsubscribing will mean that people will have to go trought all those channels and willingly unsibscribe from them, and this only if they get reminded to do so, and is only a small chance that even if that was the case, no one will choose to lose time on that useless labor, when they have so much videos to watch.

basically, unless youtube implements a desition like the ring bell icon, but most drastic and implement an unsubscribe people from channels they dont watch feature, you ain't losing that fat anytime soon...

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drink more water 2020-06-09 23:57:16

You've certainly ascended, and I'm better off for it. I found your hungrybox video a while ago, and went from there (10/10, have watched again). I've managed to learn (or you've taught) about a youtube subculture (ytp) without me ever needing to touch it. Plus my meme history knowledge is hitting all new highs of depravity. So... ya got that going for ya.

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Prince Frizzy 2021-07-13 07:19:47

This video will truly never not be relevant. It's stood up to the test of time so far. And it seems it will continue to do so from what i can tell.

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Prince Frizzy 2021-07-13 07:23:10

Also from what i can tell, It seems you became more successful in the end after the switch. Though it seems the views you get on videos can heavily change even still. But hey. It's something ain't it?

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Warlark Sam 2020-04-10 05:35:05

Watching your videos in reverse chronological order is the true downard spiral. Godspeed.

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Bodhisativa 2016-11-29 00:31:54 (edited 2016-11-29 00:34:16 )

I just applied your empty subscriber equation to some other large, famous accounts I know of, EmpLemon.
Here's the data, but beware, these are rough estimates (prepare to be triggered).

Pewdiepie: (49,341,905 sub) 92% Empty Sub Count based on an average 4,000,000 views per video.

Jacksepticeye: (13,271,978 subs) 92% Empty Sub Count based on an average 1,000,000 views per video.

Markiplier: (15,409,204 subs) 88% Empty Sub Count based on an average of 1,800,000 views per video.

CinnamonToastKen: (2,734,393 subs) 98% Empty Sub Count based on an average of 60,000 views per video.

Vsauce: (11,187,462 subs) 64% Empty Sub Count based on an average of 4,000,000 views per video (Emp did this one).

Game Theory: (7,267,212 subs) 31% Empty Sub Count based on an average of 5,000,000 views per video.

Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell: (3,248,027 subs) -2% Empty Sub Count based on an average of 4,000,000 views per video
(this particular count is due to a small quantity of outliers with total views of 6,000,000 to 10,000,000+ views in specific videos as a result of the viral video phenomenon).

Gotta love statistics!
Notice how the large, "popular" gaming channels such as Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier and Cinnamontoastken have extremely high empty subscriber percentages, as opposed to the science/fact-based videos like Vsauce, Game Theory and Kurzgesagt (which in my knowledge breaks the record for lowest empty sub count)? This is due to something called information cascade, and it is why viral videos exist. If lots of people watch a video, then more people should be watching it, in the same way, if a lot of people are subscribed to a single channel, YouTube will encourage the average user to subscribe to that channel.

You make a good argument, Emp. Many YouTubers do compare their ego levels using the amount of subscribers they have. That's all good, but what they SHOULD be comparing their egos to is how low their Empty Sub Count is.

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Boozab99 2016-12-01 17:52:42

Now we should see how many empty subs those cringe worthy toy channels have

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puffedkirb 2016-12-13 01:19:11

GameKirby64 - (8 subs) 100% empty subscribers based on an average 30 views per video

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Final Kill Gaming 2017-05-20 16:04:49

Its probably because many people think "Oh its pewdiepie or oh its markiplier I gotta sub", watch a few videos and never watch their videos.

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some guy on the internet 2017-05-21 12:47:30

I just did a quick check on the channel "Theodd1sout" (who I am subscribed to due to enjoying his content) and he has 3,139,776 subs and averaging out his most 4 recent videos I got this amount of views: 3,862,176 (please calculate the percentage because I suck with percentages)

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Sheriff 2017-05-21 17:07:25

good comment

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Cubester64 2017-05-22 06:12:44

That's about -23%
Holy shit.
We found it!

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Username2468 2017-05-23 02:04:53

I have 8 subscribers and a video with over 2000 views and the rest have about 20

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Boba Fett Playing Clarinet 2017-05-25 09:58:51

This comment is from before Poods had 5Mil...

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Anthony Tilleman 2017-05-26 20:38:48

You should be a fucking math teacher

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Eugenia Fernandez 2017-05-27 08:40:03

You know what groups has the most empty subscribers tho? Beaty gurus and make up people. Because fashion and make up works with trends that change rapidly a lot of those people will be able to capitalize on a trend that aligns with what they do best and gain a bunch of views and subscribers super fast, but as soon as the next trend is becoming popular their subs become as empty as a potato chips bag. It's super weird seeing this girls with subscriber counts over the millions and like 20k views per video.

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Gavadar 2017-05-28 19:51:58

VintageColaPC1 You make some very good points. I think that also the size of the channel is a factor. After all, it isn't very easy to please everyone who subscribes to you, especially if you have 50 MILLION LIKE PEWDIEPIE or close to 20 mil for some of those other channels you mentioned. Not everyone is going to like every video you put out, and if they just liked one or two of some videos that you put out that aren't like the rest of your videos, well then they will never watch your videos again.

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Whiss 2017-05-29 23:46:44

VintageColaPC1 I know all of these channels

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Ausintune 2017-06-01 10:52:57

VintageColaPC1 my youtube channel 110% dead

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GiulianaMusicLover 2017-06-01 12:14:31

I think supermariologan is 1% because he gets 2 million views each video

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JH S 2017-06-01 19:14:59

God bless you for this.

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JJ The ΞwΞ 2017-06-03 04:08:26

what about rewatchs? those count as an extra view or more...

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luma is your frend 2017-06-08 09:38:06

>fact-based
>Game Theory
hahahhaahhahahaha. no.

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luma is your frend 2017-06-08 09:47:14

Lachlan xd le 4chan ahahahhaha xddd

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Grim Bloody Fable 2017-06-13 00:12:26

VintageColaPC1 LeafyisHere:
4,382,000 subs
Average of about 400k views
91%

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xxgoku77 2017-06-18 21:24:16

VintageColaPC1 erb
subscribers 14m
average views 25m

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xxgoku77 2017-06-18 21:27:55

Mister 4 Eyes that's incredible because the channels keeps that average percentage since it was created

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JJ The ΞwΞ 2017-06-18 21:31:36

xxgoku77 isn't the upload rate low tho?

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xxgoku77 2017-06-18 21:36:20

it is
there is more probability of being watched for more people if you do less uploads (take gaming channels as an example)
anyways gaming channel are changing their subs evey day because they have no content really

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Mr. Beagle 2017-06-26 19:18:51 (edited 2017-06-26 19:20:26 )

umm what about erb they get like 40 mil average

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Gregaro Ivynillydidivich 2017-06-28 15:26:53

Oh and also Filthy Frank has the lowest rate of Empty Sub. He has like 4 million subs while his videos have from 4 to 11 million views.

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LS Crazy Cab Co. TM 2017-07-08 23:34:39

good job, have this comment medal as a token of our appreciation.

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PhulaTrox 2017-07-09 21:14:32

Calculate how many empty subs I have (being a very, very small channel).

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Kirkklan 2017-07-13 19:41:11

Well, he's not wrong... But he isn't right either.

MatPat likes to use math in some of his theories, so maybe that's where that came from. Otherwise, you have a conspiracy channel that make leaps of logic that kinda do make sense at times, but unless proven right, are entirely ridiculous.

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Lord Slug 2017-07-21 00:13:33

VintageColaPC1 What if a channel has 0 subscribers but 1 view on all 1 of it's videos? Get memed, good sir.

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Karasuma Renya 2017-07-22 23:58:06

I think this has multiple variables and you can't actually know how many spam/dead accounts follow a channel only from subscriber-views analitics.

For example Kurgezast also has dead accounts following the channel or accounts that don't watch their videos anymore because they take too much time to make time to post new ones and they just forget they subscribed (and they don't have the notifications bell on).

Also, something that affects views on videos is when a YouTuber does several kinds of videos on their accounts and sometimes their audiences are segmented. For example on a Let's Play channel a person may only have subscribed for a certain gameplay and ignores the rest.

Some examples:

A lot of CinnamonToastKen's subscribers ignore his vlogs about his life (wife, daughter, painted his hair, removed a toenail 😕).

Game Theory also hosts Gaijin Goomba and half of the audience actually hates him. They also ignore videos about story of gaming, but they don't hate the hosts.

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Stegobiumus102 2017-07-23 16:23:46

Those statistics are quite surprisingly good for Game Theory

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Jack Missouri 2017-07-27 08:51:51

Great info, thanks dude! <3

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kathaai 2017-08-04 22:49:07

Nice, I gotta check out that 2% channel lol

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Freddy Nachos 2017-08-07 04:52:47

Jaiden Animations has a 0% empty subscriber count, which I think is SUPER impressive.

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Daniel Wallace 2017-08-09 20:12:56

Grade A under A pre-drama had a pretty good percentage.

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Traitor! 2017-08-13 22:36:18

VintageColaPC1 I love Kurzgesagt.

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George Dorell 2017-08-14 22:20:06

I actually subscribed to game theory

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PhulaTrox 2017-08-20 18:23:56

+HolyShitBabyJesusIsOnFire

No, she and James do not have 0%. They're in the negatives.

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Dominic Dąbrowski 2017-08-25 04:53:05

VintageColaPC1 A

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Omega 2017-08-26 17:35:15

-2% OH MA GAWD

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yep alright 2017-10-17 05:15:10 (edited 2017-10-17 05:15:35 )

Kurzgesagt, Game Theory , Vsauce







somthin's off here i just don't know what

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Stona Lisa 2021-03-05 17:41:56

Penguinz0 has one of the best ratios for this. His like to dislike is better than most channels. I suppose it’s possible but don’t forget YouTube is infamous for not having videos show up in sub feeds. Although that hasn’t happened to me.

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Gamers In Hell 2020-08-19 09:45:23

I like your channel Emp w
I like the long rants (30 minutes ->hours) that I can sit down and watch while drawing or doing some chores.
And get a chuckle between the mundane shit of my life when your tangents hit that sweet spot of cynical criticism and humor.
When I do sit down to watch them, I like catching all the small edits that go into a video. Often pausing and rewinding to catch shit that went on the screen too fast and getting a fuller sense of a joke that was just briefly in my peripheral before.
I thought ytpoops were immature when they started coming around and my friends would spread them, but I've actually gone back and appreciated the craft of them and the techniques that go - and still go into styles of videos.
Fuck, I watched an hourlong nascar upload of yours for some reason, despite having 0 interest for nascar. Am i just a mindless idiot that will sit down and drool at my desk? yes. But Im an idiot with standards.
Keep doing you Emp. Your videos are a joy to watch, listen, and share.

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Gamers In Hell 2020-08-19 09:46:26

my face got melted .... thanks youtube. (-w- ;) (uwu;; )

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lrq3000 2019-12-23 07:05:44 (edited 2019-12-23 07:08:51 )

Choosing your audience by creating the content you wanted was a wise decision in hindsight. Your latest content is highly informative, well researched, very interesting and entertaining, i hope you will continue!
Ps: although you decided to drop ytp, i actually came to know about this art form and to respect it through your latest works, which is kind of ironic and fitting at the same time.

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P Lind 2020-07-19 15:00:33

I love what Emplemon has become :)

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Equidistant Honeyjoy 2018-11-16 20:39:37

I think part of what causes so many channels to have empty subscribers is that youtube seems to encourage it. They apparently 'don't want to spam' subscribers by sending every single video a creator makes to those subscribers. Personally, I absolutely want to be spammed. It'll tell me that I'm still subscribed to a channel that I haven't watched in months and that I'm no longer interested in continuing to watch. It's entirely possible that some of your empty subscribers aren't aware they're still subscribed because your videos aren't coming up on their home page.

The other point I want to make is that the empty subscriber count might not necessarily be what you think. You assume that every single person that watched one video watched the rest, when it's entirely possible that some of them watched one but not the other. Personally, I don't watch your ytp's because they just aren't my style of humour but I do watch your commentaries because I think your position is often well-thought out and interesting (particularly your video on Donald Trump becoming president through memes). The same is true of a decent number of channels I'm subscribed to that produce more than one kind of content. No doubt you have subscribers that are the reverse of me and only watch your ytp's. It's still certainly true that you have empty subscribers, but that number might not be as clear cut and exact as you think.

To use the example of watchmojo and vsauce, vsauce produces pretty much the same sort of thing every time: Michael talks about something interesting for 10-20 minutes. The sort of person that likes one will likely like others, and while there may be some that are more interested in certain topics than others (and thus more likely to watch a video on that topic) I think in general if you like one vsauce video you'll like them all. Watchmojo, on the other hand, uses a scattergun approach on purpose so that they can try to appeal to different demographics, much like buzzfeed does. It's entirely possible that they have a similar amount of empty subscribers as vsauce, but that those subscribers views are split up among the videos that actually interest them. I don't really have any way of confirming any of this, however. Just food for thought.

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Ya Boi Papoi 2017-08-19 02:43:21 (edited 2018-03-21 03:53:15 )

I think this style of video is AMAZING! A perfect balance of serious commentary, and YTP. Keep up the good work!

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Relic 2020-02-06 05:01:16

Great video as per usual but a warning before some of those volume spikes would've been fantastic.

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Vent 2020-04-30 12:17:07

And just over 3 years later, he now has an almost a perfect channel health. Good job

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Andyblarg 2020-06-06 21:41:22

I subbed after you started making content like this. And I prefer this stuff.
Also helps that I like your edits and hilarious things going on in the videos.

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Martin Ford 2020-08-07 04:06:19

I appreciate the content you put out. I can tell in your newer videos there is alot of time and effort put into them. I've probably watched your video on dale erndhart atleast 10 times

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Martin Ford 2020-08-07 10:34:23

@Gruse yep I know

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Twig Sagawa 2017-11-16 03:48:29

Hey Emplemon, I used to be an empty subscriber, I saw your behind the meme video and didn't watch much else, but I decided to watch more of your videos because I felt bad for being subbed and not doing anything about and low and behold I find this video, and I just wanted to appologize say that you are unappreciated for the content that I've seen, your ideas of the ins and outs of youtube and the general quality you seem to put into your videos despite the fact that it's not your full time job. rambling now but I just wanted to say thank you for making good content, being a real person (not one who just wants a bigger sub count for the sake of it) and I hope you continue making more thoughtful and insightful videos like these, cheers

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Terence 2020-02-28 13:21:47

Love you channel man. Keep doing what you’re doing

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A Believer's Perspective 2018-10-29 04:33:09 (edited 2018-10-29 04:33:45 )

First time watching one of your videos, and it was quite good - very interesting. I usually don't care enough about the internet to give these things a second thought. I'm subscribed to a bunch of shit channels that I never even watch just because I saw one decent video there before, but since then it's all crap. I really need to get into my garden and do some weeding. I've done it before, but it's about time to do it again. As for your channel, I think it probably appeals to a younger crowd, but maybe it's just me. I won't become an empty subscriber. Thanks, you've done me, and yourself a great service. I must say your integrity is something of a refreshment on the Web - a tangled Web full of vicious spiders.

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Hyuinn 2021-03-15 18:34:04

I'm a new subscriber and I haven't watched the old videos yet. That probably contributes to the empty sub count on the older videos if you think about it...
I personally don't like the loud sound effects, they hurt my ears, but you have a great insight on many topics so I'm looking forward for new videos

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Pipoy 1999 2019-04-18 04:47:31

used to be an empty subscriber but you make quality content and got me watching your vids

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Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 2020-01-27 01:45:40

I unsubscribed years ago because your videos began resembling the loud, obnoxious “dank meme” style that was so ubiquitous across social media at the time. I didn’t know you sincerely enjoyed making these videos, I perceived them as your betrayal of all the inside jokes and humor in pre-2016 YTPs I had come to enjoy. I’m happy you’re making the content you want, not content you feel obligated to create.
Take care, Aaron.

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Neiasaurus Creations 2018-10-25 19:02:46

Well, you're at 381k on 10/25/2018 and the video got 360k views, so pretty damn close to the mark. Granted the video's been up for two years, I just recently found you through a new channel, and I enjoy your rants. I'm iffy on YTP, but I'd probably watch it just to support you. So keep making videos you enjoy making, and I'll stick around for a while. Been binge watching your videos past like 24 hours nearly solid now lol.

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Chiggo McKekllecuck 2019-01-09 16:32:02

Yeah watchmojo is obvious just making "content" for ad revenue. I continue to respect your opinions and admire your memeous operandi good sir. Keep it cracking.

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CrazyChiv 2020-07-10 17:09:40

I've thought about this before. I think it would be useful, for both viewer and creator, to have some kind of notification that says "hey, you have this subscription but you haven't actually watched any videos from them in about a year. Would you like to keep it?" But... do you trust YouTube to implement something like that sensibly? To resist the urge to just filter this, or exempt that, or push this and hide the other?
I don't.

I mean.... This is shit! Unsubscribed!

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Antonio Mendez 2019-05-29 22:03:14

Very informative and funny, keep up the good work.

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Kris Sanchez 2019-01-22 20:40:08

Emp lemon, I am so bummed I found you so late in the game. I love your work and insights. Are you done with Youtube? Hope you still read your comments. Anyways, I really like your work and hope that there is someplace you continue your creative and insightful work.

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Joe Frew 2019-05-20 19:00:23

I think VSauce is B E T T E R than WatchMojo, you make a good point about how you can't neccessarily messure the success of a channel, hope your downward spiral's comfortable.

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Connor 2020-06-23 00:50:53

You taught me not to empty subscribe or even empty comment, and for that, I'm thankful.
When I was going through my list of subs to remove channels I don't actually watch, I noticed that youtube has to ASK if you REALLY want to unsubscribe, while subscribing doesn't. It's instant. And easy.
What a world.

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Miles Quickster 2017-12-03 23:55:37

Interesting education like this... I love it. Ever since the "YouTube has been on a downward spiral." video, I've always been interested in the internet's history, the way people think and act, and especially EmperorLemon's videos. Keep up this content man! They're the king! (for lack of a better joke)

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Demo_the _man 2018-07-16 20:53:33

It's kinda funny at this point emplemons downward spiral has only brought him more subs and views.

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David 2019-01-08 03:12:56 (edited 2019-01-08 03:27:58 )

Sticks out for Emp Lemon
I actually enjoy your newer content because it is a discourse on a topic that isn't often brought up, or at the very least is from a different viewpoint with a certain unique manner of articulation.

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Abyss 2021-09-11 08:48:14

Sir emplemon you are a revolution man every video is a joy to watch from starting second to the end. I'm in awe......

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Obd1andDown 2019-03-22 20:17:01

You cover a lot of controversial topics, your views are suppressed. Your actually getting a lot more

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Zander Whitcroft 2021-05-20 06:12:03

Just bumping for respect, I'm a binger that re watches alot of content from certian channels. I can re watch any of your videos so long as I don't do it more than once a day lol. Internet historian is another rewatchable channel. It's been a long time since then huh? At least you still make content, more than can be said for other good channels.

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AwpWilliams 2017-05-21 05:49:06

After watching a couple of your commentaries, I think I'd call your editing style "Bad editing done well". Do you know what I mean?

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Lucas Schaffer 2017-07-28 03:45:57

I know what you meme

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Filmier Fitzpatrick 2017-07-29 10:14:08

How is it bad tho?

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[ D_wang ] 2017-08-12 03:41:04

AwpWilliams I thinks it's more like"Good Editing done bad"

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Crocket Lawnchair 2017-08-19 19:08:20

AwpWilliams Like shitty effects that's should be bad but he makes them work.

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do i care? 2017-08-20 18:59:58

TH3 3L1T3 Like a movie which is so bad that it makes the movie good.

Oh hi Mark.

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liljon042 2017-08-26 18:46:54

AwpWilliams So..... A YTP? That's the point. :v

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RikiBDGD 2017-08-27 06:34:05

how are you so common kira

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Mariner1712 2017-09-12 04:05:24

In all honesty, I'd love to see YTP vets like EmpLemon try to edit horror films.

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follow shitpickle thought 2017-09-12 04:31:51

Mariner1712 for these long-form videos YTP style editing simply does not cut it, it's annoying and makes you look like a mewling infant rather than someone actually trying to make an argument.

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anthony mai 2017-09-12 23:52:39

the "bad editing done well" reflects the style of videos that emplemon is accustomed to: YTPs

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Adam Ortiz 2017-09-14 05:25:31

MACKBOOK123456 I think he makes excellent points in all of them and the YTP style gives you a reason to keep listening. See? It's all opinion based

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noob2243 2017-09-19 12:56:14

You mean "editing so bad, it's good", I take it.

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Xtra 2017-11-16 12:09:30

MACKBOOK123456 maybe then you should UNSUBSCRIBE

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CaptainAlliance 2018-07-07 18:42:43

I mean he WAS a prominent YTPer a couple of years ago.

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User Name 2018-12-30 23:40:17

Do I care
So the Room

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cairo 2021-02-11 11:45:45

over 4 years old and this video is more put together than 90% the commentary videos on youtube in 2021

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SpaceMissile 2021-04-20 13:57:32 (edited 2021-04-20 13:57:57 )

it is amazing how something as simple as backwards youtube logo (10:49) can make me so uncomfortable

(and yet i'm weirdly at ease with the deep-fried edits.)

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Richard Butt 2021-08-12 00:59:33

I don't know about everyone else, but listening to your rants is actually quite therapeutic and I wish you'd make more. It's weird thinking I've listed to some a dozen times, wish some of the old content creators I liked to listen to were still around. But thankfully I remembered all the chuckles I had from your YTP's and checked back in. Keep in keeping in Emp, you are more than epic 👍

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poopsicle 3000 2018-12-09 23:36:25

I really like the videos. Insightful and very creative. GReat content. Kepep up youre one of
the reason im not doing anything for my university degree.

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The Greasy Grub 2016-11-21 04:06:11

Finally someone who acknowledges this. I've always noticed that views were more important than subscribers, and that the most popular youtubers always had shit for views. I've known this, but I've never actually seen someone talk about it. Thanks for the well needed video.

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Intelligent Horse 2016-11-21 04:13:26

👍👍👍

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The Greasy Grub 2016-11-21 04:15:55

@Intelligent horse
I'm sorry, I'm allergic to emojis.

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Steve99 2016-11-21 05:35:41

You have an awesome last name.

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The Greasy Grub 2016-11-21 06:15:02

@Rich Abbott
Wait...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Antasma1 2016-11-21 06:24:18

I only have 18 subs but I made over 4000 views overall and I don't upload often

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Intelligent Horse 2016-11-21 20:57:01

@Tyler Abbott Sorry.

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bryce hall 2020-11-01 03:05:43

"And nothing was the same" plays Just the Same by Gentle Giant
But in all seriousness, this content is great and I am happy that I have found your channel a few years ago.

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Michael Shane 2018-10-29 19:35:16

I'm a new subscriber.. I love videos that merge social political analysis with outrageous audio/visual filler.. it's like giving a big "fuck you" to convention.

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Outer Space 2021-07-21 11:58:35

See, that's the problem when you want to transform the content of your channel. Some audiences stay until the gradual reform has been completely implemented and the new content is established.

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spooky boi 2020-10-08 06:09:18 (edited 2020-10-08 06:10:09 )

Glad to see where the this channel went. Thanks for the ride nerd, im keen to see how deep this spiral goes.

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i don't check my notifications 2021-02-11 01:40:39

"Some random quote from the video" -EmpLemon, definitely 2022

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Ro E 2022-04-20 16:28:13

As someone from the year 2022 I can confirm he definitely actually said that

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carreb 2019-11-29 22:39:43

I know that this video is from 2016, but I feel like there is something to add to the story AS the empty subscriber. I have subscribed to over 10,000 other youtube channels, but barely watch even like 15 of them. It is hard to unsubscribe, because even if I am subscribed for someone for a specific niche of content that they make, if they change their content, and I stop watching, I usually don't see them ever again, even if they post something from the same niche that I subscribed for. There have only been a few cases of an old channel I was subscribed to coming up on my recommended page for the first time since I stopped watching.

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Mugaka Murakumo 2020-11-11 23:31:01

So I noticed I lost a portion of my "empty" subscribers around November 1st after uploading some...interesting content because I'm totally getting burned out from the usual crap I've been uploading and am tired of it. I honestly want to focus more on animation and fun things instead of depressing shit...

I feel like I need to step away from this channel and make another channel for what I really want to do...

Most of your views and mine come from NON-SUBSCRIBERS.

Hell, I'm not even subscribed to you, Emp. But I love your shit. 💜

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Dacammel 2020-02-13 21:53:49

Love this style, keep up the good work.

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Tomas Roque 2018-02-09 17:18:11

I love watching Emplemon with headphones on the highest volume, it's so relaxing.

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҉ 2018-12-22 16:19:39

Asmr is for kids, this is the shit that satisfies my mind

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Mihal 2020-07-10 16:45:17

I love how your wish has finally came true. You have 500k subs and your every video gets atleast 500k views on average

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Dave Mardrov 2020-07-10 02:57:35

I’m on your Twitter as well as your YouTube and I been watching since 2010 don’t really care about the changes because so far they been pretty intriguing to watch man, keep up the good work!

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Anthony Anderson 2020-06-08 20:50:02

Lemons are yellow
Emp was viral
Now he's stuck
in a DOWNWARD SPIRAL


but seriously, I love EmpLemon's videos to the point of repeatedly watching them, new and old alike. Keep up the good work, man...

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The Willows 2018-10-23 04:53:15

This is ----




A great well made video :) Keep it up!

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é­”æł•äœżă„kacchi 2018-07-24 12:13:35

And as of 2018 -
Subs: 340K
Views: 319K

Not bad

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Souljaspirits 2018-09-10 11:28:41

McRecreationalNerveGasTM this channel lost some weight

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sl21ls 2018-10-09 18:09:38

now 369k subs with 348k veiws

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Oda Swifteye 2018-10-11 18:46:17

Pewdiepie has a terrible ratio but it's not as bad as T-series

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Anon Spartan 2018-10-14 00:19:25

372,258 subs 10/13/18. I feel like a historian!

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dxxPacmanxxb 2018-10-17 09:54:26

Ironic

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Bryan Smith 2018-10-30 05:20:37 (edited 2018-10-30 05:20:46 )

Pewds went through a stylistic change around 2016 which probably caused a lot of the kids who watch him to tune out. So now, his channel is THICC

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Oh crap! He 2018-11-10 13:17:12

Subs-392K
Views-366K
As of November 2018

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Oh crap! He 2018-11-10 13:18:47

And compare that to T-series.

Subs-69M
Views per video-200K (average)

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Ultimate Thot Slayer ‱ 999 years ago 2018-11-28 21:52:12

@Bryan Smith Either that or he has the most diverse audience in youtube history.

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Ultimate Thot Slayer ‱ 999 years ago 2018-11-28 21:52:44

@Oh crap! He More proof T-Series bots subscribers

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BqpahDoes Stuff 2018-11-29 01:57:54

@Ultimate Thot Slayer ‱ 999 years ago Now it's 398000 Subs

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Ben Bovard 2018-12-20 23:28:28

Now 406k as of December 2018
Views on this vid: 327k

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Acey Pie 2019-01-02 19:38:43

2019 - 417K

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Keep it Cozy 2019-01-04 14:05:36

I love your profile picture

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Thiniff 2 2019-02-12 21:15:58

Nah he's on a downward spiral

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E. Baron 2019-02-14 19:37:47

as of feb. 2019 432k subscribers and 401k views

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Chad 2019-02-20 14:50:19

Juice The Orange Yoshi d

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MAHKEL HARRIS 2019-02-23 08:47:01

As of 2019

Subs 433K
Views 289/484/476/2.1M/2.2M/1-1.2M [Random]


Great going

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FasterSpinDash 2019-05-05 22:51:49 (edited 2019-06-11 07:02:33 )

McRecreationalNerveGasTM As of May 2019
Subs: 451K
Views: 419K

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Jericho Taylor 2019-06-11 01:51:17 (edited 2019-06-11 01:53:17 )

As of June 2019 -
457k subs
427k views

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fish chicken 2019-09-06 22:14:56

As of September:2019:
Subs: 474k
Views: 444k
Goo

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My Vision Is Augmented 2019-09-26 17:25:10

@1996 Ford Crown Victoria He began to believe. He became the downwards spiral.

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Barondeau 2019-10-02 17:26:55

20 k views?

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Kreiser_VII 2019-12-04 13:50:54

Not to be a buzzkill, but channels that make less trendy videos, videos you can always return to, tend to accumulate views over the year. Guess the calories are measured during the first week or so

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Dpx Mario 2020-02-06 03:42:08

Now in 2020...
Sub 515 K
Views 980 K


curious info, ive watch a lot of videos but never suscribed

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Māvan 2020-04-06 05:05:10

As of today his subs are at 546K and his views are at 499K

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Her0 2020-06-24 13:44:14

As of 2020:
575k subs
533k views.
Good shit.

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Richo Vee 2021-01-24 09:44:50

January 24, 2021: 677K Subscribers

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KudosK 2021-03-14 09:36:35 (edited 2021-03-14 09:36:53 )

Date: March 14, 2021
600k views
720k subs
Video checks out

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Canaangage 2021-11-05 07:39:51

God dude I can listen to you talk about anything honestly ur super entertaining

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Owen Billo 2018-12-09 21:26:07

Guys you know how we can help? Unsubscribe but then still watch all of Emp's videos so artificially decrease his empty subs

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LEGOMAN 2 2021-01-29 06:40:10

those subs would still be empty.

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Brandon B 2021-09-11 10:40:53

I'm not a creator, but I had basically all the same thoughts about Channel Success vs Subscriber count. This being 4 years old, your thoughts on the matter have probably progressed somewhat. But maybe I can still offer a little insight from inside the box, as an avid content consumer.
I subscribe to a great many channels simply because I see value in them, but not because I expect to watch every video. Actually that would be impossible; I think I'm nearing 200 subscriptions currently! I look at adding a channel subscription as similar to adding a TV channel to a cable package (back in the old days, if it were free!). Each one is simply "I see talent and quality here, I'll probably want to see more from this channel sometime", not "I'm now going to watch everything this channel produces".
Another factor that dawned on me recently is that I think YouTube channels are growing faster than users. I've noticed (I think) a clear drop across the board over the past ~year on most large channels that used to get consistently high view counts on their new videos. Maybe this is an artifact of the channels I tend to watch, but I do watch a tonne across a broad spectrum. Even "populist trashy" channels, as I'd consider them, that used to get a million views within a week on a new video, are now getting ~1/2 to 1/3 of that, it seems. And I hypothesize that this is because, as that platform matures, each user is splitting their time across a broader and broader range of content, in smaller slices.
Ontop of all this is the role that the algorithm plays. It's a fickle bitch and I hate relying on it, but it's the only practical way to sift through content and keep finding the most interesting stuff (although I hate the way it prefers whatever I've watched most recently!). I almost never click the bell, but instead subscribe with the assumption I'll eventually watch some of that content, some day. Your channel is a great example; I subscribed ~1.5 years ago when I heard Internet Historian shout out your quality. So I looked up your channel, poked through your videos a bit and decided you had interesting content, and subscribed. But then I only watched a handful of your videos, and never within the first few weeks of them coming out. Until the past couple months, where I've steadily worked through your back catalogue at a rate of a couple videos per week.
As you said, we're all individuals, and I realise I'm perhaps at the far end of the spectrum when it comes to how I consume content. But at the same time, I think the "empty subscriber" model is probably at the other extreme of the spectrum. Certainly those people & accounts exist, but I'd roughly estimate they make up less than half of the "missing views" on new videos, when compared to subscriber count. The rest lie somewhere in between, they'll probably still watch some of your content, some of the time, but not necessarily immediately after the video comes out, and certainly not every video.
I hope that helps shed a little extra insight into what's going on, and makes you a little less frustrated at the lack of views compared to subscribers. Sure, some probably should unsubscribe as they're idiots who won't watch your newer, more evolved content (and a great many are probably just dead accounts that have been forgotten, but Google hasn't closed). But still there are tonnes who still like what you produce and intend to watch more of your content eventually, just not necessarily every video, or immediately after they're released.

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m0xiev 2019-11-29 14:01:33

now his empty sub rate is about 28.8%... which is legit impressive- ironically, this video probably fixed his empty sub issue,

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Firazoid 2021-01-12 19:17:44

I didn't even discover you until after you started with the documentary style stuff. And while I love the flashes of YTP mixed within them, I probably would not be here if it was only the YTPs.

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There's No I 2020-07-04 09:46:22

i honestly just like the personality you bring, the content is really great though

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Walter Bell 2018-12-28 23:30:54

4:48-5:05 is very slightly true for me, as in my relationship with my 20 sum subscribers, 2-4 I’ve met in person and talked to, 10-14 I kinda know what they look like, talked to them or at least type chat, and know what kinda person they are, the rest I either vaguely interacted with online, know what their channel icon looks like, or at least got an opinion out of them some way or another, I think only about half a dozen of my subscribers I have no idea what they are like, or any thing at all about them,




1 lik 4 very gramer error cplz it will help my starving 89 children,,,,,,

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Bruhplays 2021-11-14 02:03:06

I want to see Emp upload a YTP/edit one of his videos like this in order to see the reaction from newer fans

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Maxime K-G 2018-11-06 17:16:59

Haha, I'm probably the most backward viewer on youtube. Before I subscribe to a someone, I've often already been watching their videos for months. I'm oftentimes (including here) the opposite of an empty subscriber, a full non-subscriber if you will.
Also, I like the comment you made about subscribers being real human beings. All viewers have only so much time to watch videos so if people lose interest in a channel, the youtuber shouldn't be angry about it. We all have our own lives and decide for ourselves how to spend our time.

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Obd1andDown 2019-03-22 20:14:40

I'm still crying from the Dale Earnhardt never ever

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Seth Murrin 2019-09-26 01:13:24

...... Go on.....

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sorry not sorry 2019-11-08 03:31:33

Mood

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My name jeff ecks dee.....

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Big Jimbo 2020-04-03 01:16:02

in the wise words of Brycen Lee, "1"

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Marcellio 2020-04-25 05:29:14

lol 69 funny meme

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 06:13:02

same

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NAMELESS 2020-07-20 17:46:25

I see 50 comments, and it’s literally one dude XD

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@NAMELESS thats how i felt

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TheAlphaComputer 2020-07-30 13:16:30

I love these videos- even the old ones- it gives me a view of YouTube when I wasn’t there- I’ll keep watching my guy

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Ben Sedgwick 2020-08-02 21:15:01

Well done Emp, you have a really good view to sub ratio

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Ghost OfYou 2020-10-28 14:50:02

Or there's always the option of watching content without subscribing. If the content is really good and I like to see more (other than what the algorithm pumps out) then I subscribe. There are some channels, this included, where I check in every once in a while.

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Placeholder name 2021-03-02 16:26:53

never would I have thought that someone would actually want any person even if they are just 8 year olds wanting more ytps to unsubscribe, but here we are

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IcedLance 2021-12-06 05:36:26

So basically in this video you are telling your viewers to either watch all of your videos or none. No middle ground.
An average WatchMojo subscriber doesn't have time to watch all their videos, but they may watch something about what they're interested in, be it moustaches, funny hats or Toy Story.

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Whaccoon 2019-09-25 04:18:54

I used to watch your stuff with my brother when I was younger, and now I still do, even though you make completely different content, and to be honest if you still made YouTube poops I wouldn't watch your channel.

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Sonic Xtreme99 2019-09-28 21:06:24

The Angry Shober same

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Whaccoon 2019-10-12 02:17:03

@Sonic Xtreme99 glad we both get to enjoy this

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Kwyjibo 2016-11-21 11:14:16

Your Youtube commentaries are legit entertaining, especially with numerous of sources you edit in

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Edboy 2021-03-09 07:00:12

A reason I believe everyone has empty subscribers is because, personally, I have a lot of creators I'm subscribed to and I don't get around to watching them all.

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avag 2019-08-12 23:03:06

This made me clean out my subscriber list a little. Thank you.

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Lenny Taco 2018-11-06 16:42:08

I agree, but alot of the time people will literally just forget about a channel they subscribed to and YouTube will never show them videos from that channel.especially doesn't help that most people are too lazy to look for specific channels to watch and only go by their recommended section. Overall great video

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fac_t 2021-11-12 09:25:06

And now: Emp consistently gets higher views than his sub count. Poetic.

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SaraBoat 2018-09-26 02:47:14 (edited 2018-09-26 02:48:19 )

This video actually helped me think hard about the current state of youtube. I've watched all the "rant" videos and all of them are great and dig up some problems that people seem to want to avoid, but this one... this one made me think real hard. Good job Emp, keep it up! I am not an empty subscriber and actively enjoy your content! :P

*Realises YouTube hid the video from me for a year until I started scrolling through all videos to see if I missed any :/

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Gus N. Stuff 2018-09-30 06:19:53

So I'm not the only one who did deep thinking about popularity on youtube because of this video?

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Zeke Delsken 2019-10-04 06:38:53

Ive been binging this channel, its fantastic.

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DeweyFilmz 2021-11-08 21:32:52

This guy really made a 16 minute video talking about subscribing to him XD
I really respect the grind

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some random guy 2020-01-12 20:20:54

Well I personally love your old content and your new content and I hope that you do whatever you like with your channel and I'll still watch it

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KT Speedruns 2020-04-28 18:12:46

With everyone saying "remember to subscribe" at the beginning of their videos, that subscribe button is getting more clicks. It's proven that saying "subscribe" at the beginning is more effective, but it's annoying for frequent viewers of your video. But, I think that's coming from people thinking the subscribe button is a replacement for the like button. People no longer subscribe because they want to see more of your videos; they subscribe because they feel like they're supposed to because they liked 1 video from you that the algorithm just had them stumble upon.

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Eric Stearns 2017-05-28 03:41:18

Keep in mind that a most subs only watch some of your videos. With vsauce vs watchmojo, the difference is quantity. If you upload more sparsely, people are more likely to view the occasional video, hence why vsauce gets more views per video. If you have a 90% empty subscriber rate (as you measure it) but each sub watches on average 10% of your videos, doing the math, you technically have no actual empty subscribers.

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Shantanu Baviskar 2017-12-10 11:48:36

6 months and so far nobody disagreed with you! Noice

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Jazztache 2017-12-16 01:53:36

I didn't completely understand, but I think you may be leading onto something...

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BR0TH3R TUB3 2018-05-30 16:31:25

U make a compelling argument

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Paper Hat Society đŸ§© [INFJ-T] 2020-06-18 02:27:14

Way too true. Plus have you noticed that major sites never have any anti-bot measures?

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Gekson Carajin 2018-11-09 02:35:05

Good lord, how am I only discovering this masterpiece of a channel now?

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seantjuhlolol 2018-11-06 23:35:38

I really enjoy your video's. I had a very though time enjoying youtube lately but you changed that, sonce there is actual thought behind your video's. So yeah... Good work

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Casual 2019-05-20 06:27:48

We don't need any YTP from you. Your style of editing just does it.

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Cross the Multiverse 2019-08-30 08:37:45

I found this channel recently when it got mentioned as a response of mine in another video referencing Stanislav Petrov, so I decided to have a look - I'm yet to watch your Petrov video, as I've been checking your video list from oldest to newest. Most of it being YTP, a form I don't really "get" (must be the age, I guess), I've been skipping those, but this looked interesting, and it mostly delivers, so I'm curious to see how your stuff has evolved since.
On the subscriber issue, I find it interesting that you can actually hide your subscriber amount, which can be useful both if you're kinda starting out and mitigating newbie stigma, but also devaluing the measuring of your output by the amount of people that lciked a button once, and mostly letting the videos and their individual view counts and comments speak for themselves - with the bell thing, it's not like subscribing get new videos from the channels necessarily suggested to you either.
Still, for a couple of channels from my country which could use a bit more attention yet I don't watch all that much but I want to help out in some way I end up subscribing anyway - maybe on some level I'm part of the problem, but hopefully in a minor way, it's not like I'm doing it to already popular channels anyway.

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DerelictGB David Lovo 2019-08-31 21:55:44 (edited 2019-08-31 21:56:31 )

Cross the Multiverse EmpLemons videos have evolved over time, and currently they’re more of a commentary type video essay with editing style inspired by his old YTP work (although it’s becoming less and less like YTP). It’s really good stuff if you ask me, and the channel has history in controversy worth exploring, however his Stanislav Petrov video is his newest video. It’s also the most streamlined in terms of editing and formatting.

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Bigslam1993 2018-11-07 19:52:56

I actually think Youtube was trying to fix this by "allegedly" unsubscribing people from channels. But maybe I am to hopeful if it comes to youtubes motives...

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SonicScrewdrivr 2020-01-22 16:01:00

Hey man. I have been on a rabbit hole dive of you channel the last few days. I don't really subscribe to much because I tend to find channels I like and just remember them. I think the constant barrage of "SUBSCRIBE AND RING MY GD BELL!" just makes me not do it. Point is even though I'm not subscribed I like your videos. Keep doing what you are doing.

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bqgin 2020-06-08 22:20:09 (edited 2020-06-08 22:23:20 )

I think people subscribe for a very specific video types. If the channel is varied, a portion of the subs stays for one topic, another portion for a different topic. So the "empty subs" number is much lower. So if someone does cat videos, food review videos and cooking recipes and uploads the videos one of each every week, some subs will only watch cat videos, some will watch only food reviews, and some would watch only recipes. Only a small portion wouldn't watch any of the videos, and some subs may watch any combination of the topics.

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Martso 2018-12-21 20:48:59

Jesus christ Emp. This is shit!





This is THE SHIT! Another awesome video adressing the state of your channel and your views on it. <3

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MƂody Rzuk 2019-11-26 23:08:49

I know this video is already, but i just have to voice my appreciation of your music taste. Never before have i heard Gentle Giant in a youtube video, gg mate.

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DarkSnake Nerdmaster 2020-12-15 08:05:51

I don't think I subscribed for the YTP's, I subscribed for your insight. The YTP's were just a bonus.

Why not make your YTP's more politically charged. Take more piss. TAKE IT ALL!

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Rob Moon 2019-04-28 20:33:40

Solid analysis. Never really thought much about this.

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Eddie Sparxx 2 2018-10-31 14:20:30

You go EmpLemon! You tell it like it is!

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David Burnett 2020-05-24 20:06:34

Im not into ytp. I like the analysis like this one, also the commentary and in those videos the heavy meme stuff is good too. Meaning I dont watch most of your stuff.

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Blakelikesfood 2018-11-20 00:46:25

Something's definitely wrong with CNN's #'s:
- They were at 800k subscribers
- 8 months later ~4.5+ million

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mathphysicsnerd 2019-05-13 17:57:14

Shh, shh, we don't talk about that here, friend...

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Enoch 13th 2020-03-31 21:12:19

Nepotism. Oy vey!

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GD Axe 2020-04-03 06:10:17

every fucking time

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Scuffed Malone 2020-02-03 18:09:51

For the most part I just accept that most youtube comment sections are a disgusting cesspool of very ignorant and braindead comments. But there are some comment sections I have observed that are genuinely funny or supportive. This video made me think if videogamedunkey's comment sections, where most of the comments reference running jokes on the channel, and more light hearted than brain dead. I liked the video and it made me make the connection that a youtuber can be aware enough to build a good fanbase and somehow curate a smarter comment section.

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Seaprimate Jenkins 2018-10-17 04:39:56

LOL, "The vast majority of my comments just became 'LOL' or some random quote from the video"

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Dewitt McDidditt 2018-12-10 08:14:17

Hmm.......








I see what you're doing. XD

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Kuasocto 2019-01-16 15:28:42

meta

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Rolland C. 2019-06-20 12:48:37

Well aren't you such a quirky individual.

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Mundane 2019-10-31 18:26:30

lol

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NotIeldan 2019-11-30 22:36:53

LOL

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yudd 2020-04-19 06:17:24

The irony, L O L

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Low Level Content 2020-04-26 22:03:27

LOL @ “or some random quote”

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hzy 2020-06-01 01:57:50

@peban so it's either write up a 200 word essay on the duality of man in relation to the content of youtube video or don't say anything at all?

I don't think that a comment needs to be some deep, meaningful discussion. laughing and quoting shouldn't be looked-down-upon.

I mean, if you want to be a 5-head big brain intellectual, go ahead. but belittling a lot of people by saying "you have nothing interesting to say so dont say anything at all" is pretty shitty and elitist.

any interaction on a youtube video that's isn't hate speech is good for the content creator and their audience.

and your comparison with the restaurant meal is not a very good one. a lot of people joke around and quote funny lines from videos, it's the same with movies or books.
no human is like "oh i like when character X said Y". that's a stilted and unnatural way of speaking. quotes are perfect because it's quick and to the point. not every interaction with content needs to be book report level quality.

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Packerman Bruhmomento 2020-07-08 17:23:45

Lol

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Joseph Gallimore 2020-07-09 08:08:01

LOL

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Nathan Lakeland 2020-07-22 05:38:11

LOL!!!

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Re-toggle 2020-07-24 20:40:29

I just saw this comment before he said it in the video

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Lucas CaiĂŁ Hahn 2020-07-28 01:12:02

I literally watched this part at the same time I read your comment

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Xavier Willis 2020-09-01 17:55:05

Lol

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Xavier Willis 2020-09-01 17:55:25

I love ey buby

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BowserLover 2020-09-09 22:44:57

LOL !!!!11111

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gravetender 2020-09-10 23:32:21

Haha lol

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Moon Man 2020-09-14 05:51:28

"We are pawns of something greater... Memes, the DNA of the soul" (Some random quote from) - Memesoon, of the memes of destruction

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David Umann 2020-10-15 14:34:57

You beat me to it.

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TheNoid 2020-10-16 04:12:17

LOL,
Emplemon:😡
Me:😂😂😂😂😂💯💯😂💯💯💯

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Ortherner 2020-11-03 15:00:23

“Your not even thinking about subcribers a lot lately”

LOL

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Ortherner 2021-01-05 00:07:15

@Edward Calbella LOL

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Ortherner 2021-02-11 22:51:00

@KudosK what’s a “subcomment” exactly?

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KudosK 2021-02-11 22:56:12

@Ortherner commenting on a comment. Its like replying to them on their own comment like this one.

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KudosK 2021-02-11 23:05:40

@Ortherner D:

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Rejected Humanity 2021-03-07 15:22:11

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

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SĂžren 2021-03-09 14:36:57

Lol

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KudosK 2021-03-14 09:32:30

@Kuasocto i hate it

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Heri Suryadi 2021-10-28 10:51:23

HUH

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Nope Butalsoyes 2019-12-31 16:42:28

I think I know why this whole empty sub thing is happening. Because many people are subscribed to multiple people, and many creators make one video a day, sometimes they can’t watch some of their subscriptions and/or forget about them. That’s just a guess though.

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MarioLOLZ 2020-07-30 18:16:26

Matpat got nothin' on this pure, unfiltered, 2,000 iq, brain power at work in these videos.

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James 2020-04-29 10:42:05 (edited 2020-04-29 10:42:40 )

ContraPoints is a YouTuber I know who actually seems to have zero empty subscribers. Her recent videos average around 1.4 million views, with 884,000 subscribers. Then again tho her channel is basically at this point the epitome of quality over quantity; she only uploads like once every two months. But that is still very interesting.

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Rinnosuke Morichika 2020-06-03 02:10:42

Every time you say "downward spiral" is more amusing to me than the time before.

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MΔsterofbloopers 2016-11-21 03:44:59

I watch all your YouTube poops regardless. That Drake and Josh collab was amazing

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chuck mack 2016-11-21 04:10:14

masterofbloopers oh no Drake and josh YTP collab was horrible, there was 50 poopers who no body knew, it was strange and weird

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Tirgo 2016-11-21 04:44:30

dude the collab was great. who cares if you personally don't know the ytpers if the video itself turned out fantastic

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Aaron Landry 2016-11-21 06:03:19

chuck mack weird and strange can be very good.

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Z-Scart 2016-11-21 06:04:43

It was legendary!

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Disavowed W 2016-12-29 06:02:11

it's splletsss t'was

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T Hernandez 2017-01-23 20:31:20

MrJcalvino And neither will yours

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T M 2017-03-17 16:55:05 (edited 2017-03-17 16:55:23 )

whomst've'd

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anon ymous 2019-12-03 18:24:12

This is the first time one of your videos has ever come up on my feed. I'd probably watch more if they came up more often but frankly I'm not a big enough fan to search you out if it's not right in front of my face.

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anon ymous 2019-12-03 18:26:38

Lmao and it's from 3 years ago haha

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黑韍 - HáșŻc Long 2018-12-22 21:08:36

Now I don't know if "the downward spiral" refers to EmpLemon himself or YouTube as a (Gypsy) medium.

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Memeling 2020-07-21 07:41:41

I quite enjoy this video I find it very high quality. Thanks for the good theory.

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Sick and Tired 2021-10-18 10:40:47

You’ve started doing video essays. Picking somewhat discombobulated topics, they’re usually not related to eachother but it’s become a pretty consistent shtick for you.

The YouTube poop aspects of your videos can be comedic, or unfunny.

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Dionysus139 2018-09-27 10:44:58

This video (even though it is quite old) is great. Even today I still compare video views to total subs.

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Gus N. Stuff 2018-09-30 06:18:51

I know, the same thing happened for me.

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DavidHonksTV Or is it? 2020-06-24 14:53:53

If I wasn't so darn lazy I would do the same

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Adrian Pulta 2020-08-15 06:11:01

@DavidHonksTV Or is it? I can relate.

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AmericanJoel 2010 2019-01-03 23:07:12

I started watching your videos a few days ago and going down the rabbit hole so far I like the newer content.

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NicoAW 2020-08-16 23:24:48

6:19 and even now his videos are completely different from a few years ago, he now makes very interesting documentary's

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Jesus’ Disciple, Don 2019-01-06 23:04:14

This is shit! Beautiful, glorious shit. Think about it. Even though shit is shit, somewhere out there exists an admirable, perfect shit. This is that shit. Glad to call myself a new subscriber. Found your channel a couple days ago. You’re a boss. Keep your finger on the pulse. Glad to see you doing so well now. About 2 years after this video was posted.

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moor 2019-04-01 13:16:55

Good video very constructive even as you said "this video was not planned out" it's still good

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WaterDraw 2017-08-11 02:55:23

When I was younger and first found your channel, I wouldn't subscribe because I thought you were a forty-year-old man.

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Mob 2017-12-26 12:53:19

LITERALLY A FORTY YEAR OLD MAN!!!

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Mertanian 2019-03-29 09:28:39

I was an empty subscriber for a long time now. I don't know, something about your videos started to put me off (triggered). Lol, I thought that Frying Dory was a thing, because I never actually opened it. And to be honest. I am subscribed to a bunch of channels but I am able to watch about 10% of the videos. I started to even add interesting things to watch later playlist and in a year's quarter it gathered 400 videos. And of course I do not watch only the channels that I am subscribed to. It is like reading the news. I want to know more, so I broaden my "search" but I actually watch/read only those most interesting to me.


However from my perspective I have seen something in your channel that, although I was not super interested in watching your videos then, I still wanted to "keep in touch"? Please keep that in mind, because I would not like to lose you from my feed.


I came back because of your video about NASCAR (here, thanks to YT suggestions!) and started watching some older videos. They are great. I am really happy that I started watching the videos again. So by saying to me to unsubscribe, you gained an active user back,.

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T3zlaGM 2021-03-19 17:08:23

i am amazed how i noticed that half a year before i watched this video, views matter more than subs and it feels great to have views count more than sub count and most importantly foreshadowing how common it is to have ghost subs

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sparky-sparky-boomman 2021-01-15 07:07:04

I was so immersed in this video, at 5:13 i could smell the pizza.

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abandoned channel 2020-07-11 20:09:54

I feel like I'm one of the only people that takes emplemon seriously.

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Lethano 2018-07-18 07:37:55

"Yo, YouTube, you should make some way to purge empty subscribers."
"Oh so you want random people to be unsubscribed?"
"Well... those who aren't regular viewers, sure."
"..."
"...uh, what are you-"
"Congrats! Your channel has been deleted."

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Margo Goralski 2019-10-05 15:40:29

Greatly edited video, my dude.

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Minty Fresh 2019-06-10 22:27:38

I know this video is 2 years old, but I feel like a lot of people who subbed to you didn't realize you changed most of your content from YTP's to other things and may have not clicked on your vids because of that.

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Sage Maneja 2021-02-14 08:56:04

Im not a fan of the "LOUD NOISES XD" type of YTP and i have a friend who literally got life-long tinnitus because of them, but i enjoy your newer content

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kagney13 2020-07-15 04:04:58

I'm subscribing because any channel that shows CM Punk to help explain a point of view, cannot possibly be a bad channel.

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weirdnwild91 2016-11-27 09:03:06

I wonder how many empty subscribers the Fine Bros. have?

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weirdnwild91 2016-11-29 04:19:43

@Knackles Enchilada Yeah, it looks that way.
It seems that a lot of channels in the millions don't have a lot of views.

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weirdnwild91 2016-11-29 04:27:45

@Knackles Enchilada That's good to know.

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kathaai 2017-08-04 22:53:22

I'm subbed to them but I literally only watch the reactions of the things I'm interested in, which has become so much less over the past 2 years, I pretty much only watch the Kpop reactions and some of the elders stuff since it's kinda interesting to see how they react to our 'modern media/entertainment' like the VR reactions lol. Idk how this was an answer tobyour question either, ok? I just like to shit out my opinions when no ones asking.

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Justin Freeman 2020-09-07 16:35:43

For me, I have channels that I love and will check often. Others I also like a lot but will forget about, so I hit the notification bell. But there are others that I would need to be in the mood for - that's when they sit on my sub list with notifications off. So, I'll just occassionally pick one and be like "oh, they posted 7 new videos since I was last here... That 1 looks cool."

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David Steinour 2020-08-04 15:23:28 (edited 2020-08-04 15:24:39 )

the best content is made when the creators are putting whatever they want in it and are making it because they want to, and are not trying to actively please their fanbase, like you said in your video about rick and morty, seasons 1 and 2 were great because they weren’t actively trying to pander towards fans, when you do that your work more often than not tends to lose it’s soul because the creators feel less motivated to make it because they are merely doing it for fans and more often than not they tend to rush through their work more when they do that, and I honestly wish more people would question the state of their fanbase like you did

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Jack K. 2020-05-02 01:52:26

I love your music taste, the intro harmonica part from take the long way home is legendary!

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10fingers 2019-09-25 16:24:07

Remember when people were unknowingly being unsubscribed from channels? Would that have weeded out any inactive viewers from the subscriber count?

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LordKraken3 2016-11-21 20:34:11

Worry not - I'll keep supporting you no matter what you want to do with your videos.

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F1R3S74R73R 2021-10-04 23:52:36 (edited 2021-10-04 23:55:19 )

The main page of Youtube is the "Home" tab, and not the "Subscribers" tab, and its already filled with videos that the algorithm thinks you would like to watch. These videos might be from someone who you are subscribed to, or might not be. But the fact that there are already a bunch of good enough videos on the front page, tailered to your tastes, disincentivises people from clicking the subscribers tab.

Its enought to not click on your videos in the home screen a couple times for the algorithm to recognise, that you are no longer interested in that channel's content, and after that, does not even recommend it.

People's viewing habits can change for a variety of reasons, and they might grow up, don't have time to watch youtube, family responsibilities, might get bored of certain types of content, simply forget you exist, you changing the channel's direction and people don't like the new, but still be subscribed in hopes of the old direction returning. Hell, people might just lose their yt account and decide to create a new one.

IMO all subscribers are dead subscribers ever since youtube changed the main page from showing chronologically the channels you are subscribed to, to the algorithm driven home page

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Duro Buro 2021-10-20 05:48:47

not all, but certanly a sizeble accont

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messester 2019-07-03 22:41:33

This is actually useful, nice.
also, I feel that someone will use this without crediting you someday.

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AppleAndo 2021-07-27 19:43:02

I really wish your modern videos went back to the editing style of videos like these.
I know that would take a lot of work, and not all of your modern videos should have this editing style (The Wizard of Oz video is an example of where it doesn't fit). But I miss this style.

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William Lehman IV 2021-03-25 00:31:58

I watched Never Ever will there be another Dale Earnhardt, then the Never Ever Spongebob one, and then the one about Stanislav Petrov and I felt required to sub at that point. They were masterpieces.

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Kyler Jones 2016-11-21 03:46:01

I actually like this shit, emp. It may not be a popular opinion, but you do this shit well.

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Forget This 2020-08-19 02:38:47

It’s been a few years and your subscribers have gone up quite a deal from that 127,000 (610,000 or smth now), but you know what’s great about your downward spiral? Think of it like a slide. More fun sliding down it than climbing to the top.

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Evil Paragon 4 2019-12-06 08:45:07 (edited 2019-12-06 08:45:28 )

How to help Emp:
Watch him while unsubscribed, then you make up for the empty subscribers who are subscribed but not watching.
(I know this is three years old, I don't care, lmao).

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Gaetono Mulé 2020-09-22 18:43:37

Bruh as of rn you have a better ratio than watchmojo. Your legit wonderful. Do more. Ytp is great and so are these non poops, I like the smart style with stupid stuff.

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BrochachoTheBro 2022-02-19 21:29:16

15:54 "PREDICTION: Cyberchase will become a dank meme in 2017"
I wish.

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ă‚łăƒŒăƒ‡ă‚ŁăƒŒ コăƒȘンă‚ș 2019-05-07 08:09:28 (edited 2019-05-07 08:15:45 )

Actually, EmpLemon. I do like your content and whatnot, I generally will like it and never comment because I usually never have the time to place either a constructive criticism or supportive comment/statement about the video. Oh, another reason why I don't bother commenting is goddamn lefty pieces of shit reporting anyone for one wrong comment then YouTube terminating channels over it.

I just watch videos and like them, then my days passes. So yeah, this is probably one of those rare moments I do place a comment, even on an old video like this, and tell you the truth. Your videos are great because they're informative and it's pretty high quality, so there's actual replayability.

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USCena 2019-01-20 00:44:02

You also have to take into account subscriber subscribees---who THEY are subscribed to. If they are subscribed to 1,000 different people, and each maker puts out one video a day (hypothetically), that is 1,000 videos to watch EVERY day. Let's also assume each one is engaging enough for the subscriber to want to watch, and they each fall in 10 minutes a piece. That is 166.6 hours a day. Youtube in itself is an over-saturated market, and mainly it comes down to quality, time, and luck. I have almost 170 subscriptions, and I watch maybe 5 subscribers a day if I am lucky. People do have to work for a living and have other commitments in life lol. Nothing against good quality Youtubers, but mainly it is a game of chance and luck.

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Carl frederickson 2019-06-29 14:20:18

Well now in 2019, you got 300K more subscribers than you did when you made this...
Guess your plan to get people to unsubscribe didn't really work huh... :P

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Boosted Animal 2020-07-25 13:39:20

I really enjoyed this video, it changed how I see Youtube channels in a way

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Mr. Hat 2020-07-28 05:38:12

He has become a Victoria's Secret model of YT

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HenryCGS 2016-11-21 10:33:00

I love how everyone asks the viewer to subscribe in the end of their videos, while you ask ask them to unsubscribe

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Fool Me Twice 2018-12-16 02:47:26

Emperor Lemon is a Youtube Renaissance man.

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Dovah Kitty 2019-10-19 05:01:13

I just enjoy your voice as background noise when I play video games. So dont worry I'll never unsub. As long as you remain funny.....

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A man of no reputation 2019-12-19 19:00:48 (edited 2019-12-19 19:15:37 )

A subscriber is a person who has informed Youtube that they want to be kept up to date on what you upload.
It bears no direct relation to viewership whatsoever if only because it's commonplace for a Youtube user to haphazardly subscribe to hundreds of different channels and yet there are only 24-hours in a day.

Even if someone is interested in your channel, they may only be attracted to specific content, so any other videos you upload may get passed up. Just because someone's only interested in one of maybe several projects you may have going on doesn't mean they're not an active member of the audience.

The "quality" of a subscriber varies tremendously. A bobble-headed sheep person who subscribes because the dolt onscreen told him to is going to be subscribed to everyone so only the most influential channels are going to rise above the unfiltered sewage stream of his inbox.
On the other hand, a more discerning viewer who only subscribes to creators who meet his exacting standards as an internet connoisseur is more likely to be into you as a niche and therefore a consistent viewer.

 Subscribers are still important because the represent a kind of "vote of confidence" on the part of the audience even though detractors may just as well subscribe in order to stay posted too.
For this reason I think the subscription system should be replaced with the option of liking or disliking a channel and then receiving updates based on that since is basically serves the same function as rating a video.
This creates the potential for channels to get a feel for whether or not they're being hatewatched in addition to the comments.

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C 2019-04-01 01:09:01

Not sure if you're popular enough to do this, but you could do what Jim does and just make a new account every now and then. People that want to watch your content will actively search for your newest stuff either on youtube or forums.

For what it's worth, I subscribed after watching the Nascar video... and I'd had any interest in it or knew of dale earnheardt prior to watching.

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ShiddyKong 2017-05-20 11:56:41

I feel like there are a lot of dead subscribers who watched this video are saying "Yeah! Death to the dead subscribers!" because this is the only video they've watched in a while, yet they think that they're active.

Makes sense.

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MageBurger 2017-08-15 14:41:00

Pooperscoo 101, in the real world, everyone is a hypocrite. Only a smaller version of everyone will come to realise it and be part of the bigger version of everyone and the cycle continues.

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Cole Edwards 2021-07-07 19:47:46

So much for your empty subs lol, love your videos man

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Oliver Parker 2019-02-25 17:58:56 (edited 2019-02-25 17:59:16 )

Well, emp using your exact formula for empty subscribers. Based on your average views for your five most recent videos, You have a empty subscriber rate of ~14%.

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Cinemint 2021-07-31 07:13:31

Coming here from 2021, EmpLemon is a different beast

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Logeenth: Live! 2020-12-07 05:31:00

To think that four years later, he would make videos that would have MORE views than his subscriber count.

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Chase Chute 2016-11-21 08:52:40

Wow, he jumped up 2000 subscribers in five hours. Bravo man.

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Boozab99 2016-12-01 17:47:45 (edited 2016-12-01 17:48:31 )

Maybe NPCarlsson enjoys Emplemons content and not just his spongebob and pixar ytps. And think before you say something idiotic.

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NPCarlsson 2016-12-01 18:01:59

+Lei-FeilsHere W-what? Who exactly are you directing your anger to? Nobody in this comment thread said anything negative. Did you somehow take what I said as "EmpLemon sucks for not making Frying Dory"? I'm honestly confused here.

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The Almighty Demoham 2017-05-17 16:22:52 (edited 2017-05-17 16:23:18 )

CheesyGeese989 fairly certain that, considering he's a YTP'er himself, he doesn't hate emplemon.
Oh, also, hi carlsson, love ur vids m8

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Lucy 2017-05-20 14:09:00

NPCarlsson Did you put a stutter in a comment?
W H Y T H O

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NPCarlsson 2017-05-20 17:19:57

Lee I don't know. For realism, I think. I was genuinely confused why CheesyGeese989 was upset. I see now how he must've taken what I said out of context, when I was only echoing what Emp said himself in this video. He has around 100,000 empty subs and wishes he didn't.

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GodzillaFreak 2019-03-29 01:05:56

I'm like the reverse empty subscriber. I watch channels without subscribing to them.

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StageCraftBeast 2019-05-17 20:12:43 (edited 2019-05-17 20:13:37 )

"We're about to go anal into analitics."

Ok now this is epic.

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Allen Ray 2020-02-05 14:59:11

Great video, love the rapid-fire jokes.

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KELLY 2019-12-23 23:40:13

i was thinking the same thing when i saw that pewdiepie has litterally the most subscribers in youtube but his videos only average around one million veiws.

also my other account is subscribed to roughly two thousand or three thousand different channels yet only a select few is displayed on my homepage, i realized that what youtube shows me is based on watch time so i moved over to the subscriber page that shows me the latest video posted by a youtuber im subscribed too.

emplemon is pretty popular on my alt account since i dont use it much.

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Cartoonosaurus Rex 2016-11-22 20:09:35

Emp, riddle me this:
If you divided your downward spiral by Frying Dory, what would you get?

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Cartoonosaurus Rex 2016-11-25 02:28:48 (edited 2016-11-25 02:28:57 )

Also, some Empty Subscribers may have completely forgotten your channel even exists. I mean, I don't remember half the people I'm subscribed to.

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Etran Gray-Mane 2021-08-29 17:49:47

Four years later and you're over 800k

Congraturations, a winner is you!

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Wade Aiello 2019-10-02 03:52:24

damn the man walks the talk. 415k views and 480k subs as of 2019

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nochtczar 2019-05-29 19:12:08

I feel like the empty subscribers would be eliminated if YT got rid of the stupid bell and made it so being subscribed to a channel actually put it in your feed. You know, like how a subscription works.

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hobbyist 2020-08-31 06:41:17

I like how, whenever I return to this video, it has about the same view count as his current subscribe count.

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That One Friendly 2017-06-26 01:49:53

EmpLemon if you stop having fun doing YouTube do something fun that you like it shows you have passion for your YouTube Channel. The people who say to keep doing the same thing over and over till it feels like a long road trip can go bugger themselves.

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MageBurger 2017-08-15 14:45:02

That One Friendly, that actually is exactly what he's doing. He's made the content shift from YTP's to cynical video essay's since 2016 (as exactly stated in the video).



To which many will think "N O S H I T S H E R L O C K "

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Lord Tipto 2017-12-21 18:28:19

I agree with that. Youtube has definitely been unstable the last few years...

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NothingIsScary 2019-03-28 18:23:20

so the way i am when it comes to watching youtube......


i dont care if someone posts something abnormal if its good its good....


if say watchmojo made a magic the gathering video instead of a top ten list i would still watch but only if its a good video.....

i still like you emplemon

i like your commentaries and rants.... your poops...


hell at this point ear rape doesn't bother me anymore

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Lexicon86 2019-06-08 13:29:26

Finally someone noticed. It mildly infuriates me to see how PewdiePie almost has 100 millions subscribers when his videos only get a couple of million views. Still a lot of views, but not compared to his sub count.

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Will Mortenson 2020-11-28 20:19:44

Your videos have made me conjure up a theory that you and some other YouTubers are affiliated with Bruva Alfabusa’s “If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device” in one way ore another

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True Blue Ryu 2021-03-12 02:44:51

I almost wish I didn’t watch this vid because it makes me really dislike whenever a content creator does a 20-30 second bit asking someone to subscribe in every video. I mean, yeah, it does look better for them, and obviously they want to keep up their growth, but I they really don’t need to constantly do it.

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Teague is Trash 2019-02-27 21:41:46

I actually like both your ytps and your commentary

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Rebecca Stewart 2019-01-09 17:01:01 (edited 2019-01-10 21:27:05 )

I like the commentaries, not the YTPs. And I flunking love YTPs.

2:18

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Platin 2020-04-05 20:05:10

Sup. I just started to watch your channel recently and this video poped out in my feed. Do you still think that your channel has like an insane amount of "empty suscribers" or no?

Btw great content. I have never watched your poops tho, but that's bcuz my frist language is spanish so I stick to YTPH that I found easier to understand and laugh at.

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AlphaShadow 2019-06-05 23:08:21 (edited 2019-06-05 23:09:47 )

This is the reason why I will watch and like tons of videos from someone to the point they regularly show up at the top of my recommended but never subscribe, I ask myself first if I can see myself actually watching at least most of what they make from that point onward. If I can't, I simply don't subscribe. Now excuse me while I go unsub from some channels I haven't watched a video from in 5 months, and not because they haven't been uploading.

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Nikita Naumenko 2018-08-27 21:09:40

You are telling your empty subs to unsubscribe, but how are they going to know that they need to unsubscribe if they are empty subs and don't watch you?

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mel's corner 2018-09-01 11:07:51

Nikita Naumenko your pfp goes with your comment

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Caroline 2021-03-01 03:43:00

It’s the self fulfilling prophecy. Emperor lemon tries to get people to unsubscribe but they don’t watch any of his videos so they never unsubscribe.

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David Nelson 2019-11-30 23:49:33

Your videos can be a little jarring due to the extreme smash cuts. It seems that you are going for a more... "awesome show" or "robot chicken" random vibe. While this can be entertaining, when over done it can be jarring. Great information in the video, good editing, just tone down the smash cuts a bit. As a creator, I have a question for you: I tend not to subscribe to anyone. Once I sub to a channel I tend to see less of their videos in my suggested feed. For example. I am not subbed to you. Would you feel it better if someone like me did not subscribe?

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DoublespoonCo 2019-12-18 20:08:58

Respect for justifying

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Harrison Parker 2019-01-12 02:52:26

Hey so I'm not a huge YTP fan, but I do like your commentary. So I don't watch your YTP, but I'll watch some of your videos I find are interesting (usually the commentary ones). So I think a number of subscribers are just "partially" empty. But I do think there are a number of subscribers that are truly empty as you say it as well. It's a complicated number.

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Dany Talks Music 2021-11-24 16:55:49

I'm half here for the Gentle Giant background music and half for the thoughts of a meme addicted space lobster

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Redfeild RE 2019-11-28 15:59:37

Interesting video. I am, in fact, an empty subscriber. Not because I dislike your content. I like that weird quirky content now and then. It's this Pavlovian way I find myself clicking the subscribe button. I keep hearing "like and subscribe" over and over again and if I even remotely liked the content there is a good chance I will sub. I don't sub to every channel who's videos I like but I am subbed to way more channels than I can reasonably watch. I'm going to make an effort to unsub a few of these channel. Yours will not be one of them. I still catch a video of yours on occasion.

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Monty P. Moneybags 2017-11-11 20:05:42

I geniunely enjoy your rants better than your ytps

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DMessham 2018-07-20 22:34:42

Monty P. Moneybags same with me

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BeOneWithTheUnity 2020-04-12 00:32:55 (edited 2020-04-12 00:34:07 )

been subbed since the traptastic sextravaganza and I haven't even thought of unsubbing since, especially with your never ever series. that shit is absolute gold

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Therworldtube 2020-04-15 02:21:29

That's what I call 'true youtuber'

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EiRR0R Muziek 2022-06-21 05:31:36

Sometimes I wonder how many of someone’s “empty subscribers” are dead people

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hg md 2020-08-26 21:54:10

8:33

i guess you still have some ytp blood left in you.

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Jackson Sparrow 2019-01-11 18:33:45

I also wish everything would go how I want it to go...

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RD4 2016-11-21 03:41:04 (edited 2016-11-21 03:45:02 )

EmpLemon's subscriber count somehow keeps on going into an upward spiral numerically and now he's about to hit 130K exactly

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 03:44:40

STAHP

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Brickertown 2016-11-21 03:46:23

As long as your shit is gud, your subs will be plenty m'lord

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Katgirl 14 2016-11-21 03:52:36

never oger

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Katgirl 14 2016-11-21 03:56:13

mack your dreams come true EmpLemon ;)

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chuck mack 2016-11-21 03:56:20

ItalianStallion76 comment ok that's good and he does have a point Emp

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Katgirl 14 2016-11-21 03:57:49

chuck mack ok

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Katgirl 14 2016-11-21 03:59:13

I like emp

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Tony AMO 2016-11-21 04:09:01

ItalianStallion76 My esteem for Emp is starting to go in a downward spiral inspirationally because his originality is starting to deteriorate completely.

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420BILL IT 2016-11-21 04:14:00

Change of AMO accually this is pretty original i havent really see a youtuber do this he is being very humble

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RD4 2016-11-23 18:04:10 (edited 2016-11-23 18:04:36 )

@EmpLemon Congrats; your reverse-psychological strategy of telling us about the intensified downward spiral has worked upward-spirally and you have now reached over 130K subscribers miraculously

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RD4 2016-12-05 02:15:00

EmpLemon it's never ogre

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GoonerBurns 2019-01-17 00:41:39

Youtube should have a subscriber purge, or perhaps introduce an "active subscriber count" to differentiate between accounts.

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hendo337 2020-08-11 13:20:13

How does Emp not have 1 million subs?

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Not A pigeon 2019-09-29 05:49:47

I did originally sub to you for Youtube Poop. I stopped watching your videos around the time you uploaded this video, because I was I actually enjoyed your content and respected you as a creator, and hoped I would start to enjoy watching your videos in the future. And I do.

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Jorion Edwards 2019-01-01 02:22:03

Meanwhile there's people like me who never subscribed but still watches your videos semi-regularly.

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Gnome Warlock 2016-11-21 18:11:53

I see a lot of youtubers lose a lot of subs when they decide to get political one way or another. Particularly when you are a channel that has nothing to do with politics. I know I don't want to hear it. I've unsubbed from a few channels this past election cycle because they felt the need to interject their opinions constantly on channels that had nothing to do with politics.

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Mr. Dink 2016-11-21 20:53:20

Suicidal 30something some channels are like this. Boogie2988 is a fair example, however I stayed subbed because I like him for who he is, not his ideology.

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Taku 2019-06-24 09:20:32

459k subs; 432k views
perfectly balanced as all things should be

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Tenfey 2019-03-21 04:06:29

I had people congratulating me when I passed 1k subs a few months back, but my videos still tend to get less than 100 views, so it doesn't really seem to matter all that much.

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José Alfonso 2020-07-29 09:48:49

I honestly prefer the documentary/commentary videos

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jack irvine 2018-12-30 09:51:33

emp you have an intrinsic understanding of marketing and how to use analytics, repetition to promote, might not be ur favourite idea but get a job in marketing

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ahomestucker 2019-12-29 08:13:39

your youtube poops are honestly p good! i have no idea how the hecc ppl edit that kinda stuffs, but u seem to be good at it however, i actually like your long talky vids more? idk why rly tho. maybe its just my taste i content or somin but i much perfer these kinda vids. basically my point is dw, ppl still like ur stuffs and just make stuffs that makes u happy

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Justin R 2021-03-31 15:36:38

4 years later, 726k subs, videos averaging around 700K views. Not too bad for switching content every year.

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Jason Gibson 2020-08-09 18:08:52

I think the problem is that a lot of YouTubers push like and subscribe. Looking for that sub so much that they forget they want substance and not a number. That wouldn't be an issue, but I think the YouTube accounts with the most empty subs push like and subscribe IMMEDIATELY. Like Mojo will want you to sub on the first video you watch from them, Vsauce won't do that, they know they need substance to get the sub.

Whenever I find a YouTuber I like, it takes about like 20+ videos before I actually sub. My sub represents me saying "you know what? I like your stuff and genuinely look forward to new content, if you get a new video, I am certain that I will want to know about it"

I don't make that judgement on the first video ever. I'm not a sub slut lol. I'll only give a freebie sub if you do something specifically to please a request I made in a comment, you're actually somebody I know, or something like that.

Btw, like your videos, you win my sub as of this video.

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Hatster 2019-12-01 21:16:36

EmpLemon: "[That doesn't mean your] subscribers [are] robots."
Me: "Pretty sure it does."

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doomfat likes blue sphere 2020-10-16 18:51:05

"Picture in picture mode is unavailable for music" pain

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Marquis Mahan 2020-04-09 10:44:34

Why is there not an option to sort through your subscribers by how long it’s been since they watched your videos and let you unsubscribe for them? This would be such a niche feature but so nice for those who want it.

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Therworldtube 2020-04-15 02:22:56

Complicated to do, and I think that will breach privacy. Let us hope your implemented comment will not lead to COPPA 2.0

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Alpha Male Drives Hard 2021-10-22 05:42:06

I subbed for the recent Nascar documentary stuff. Stayed for the YouTube expose. I have no clue what YTP is. Thanks Behind the Meme.

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Blight 2021-07-20 03:12:51

After watching this video, I actually went and unsubscribed to most youtubers I never watch anymore

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Hector Quinones 2019-03-31 22:21:51

I like your videos a lot. The Constant mending is great though the earrape catches me off guard.

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Han Ulu 2021-12-06 16:16:52

I'm glad that now you have more views than your subscriber number (no more cringe empty-subscribers).

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Richard Draws Stuff 2020-09-10 08:21:58

Hilarious Content. The YouTube poop adds some nice flavor to the videos.

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Kurzov 2019-10-01 19:01:30

Laughed hard at the "DICKS OUT FOR YEEWWWTOOOB" part.

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Adam The Spaghetti Fanatic 2016-11-21 03:40:21

Breaking News: EmpLemon confirms he has good taste. More on this at 11.

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Brickertown 2016-11-21 03:56:46

NASDAQ and DOW up 500 points, but EMP is up 10,000

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MxCn 2016-11-21 10:17:31

Emp is up by 10,000 and he is NOT happy about that.

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Abiyoyo 2022-06-03 03:43:01

Emp gets multiple times more views than he has subs these days. He’s more popular than he is popular

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Wezz is Mad 2020-08-27 20:29:33

I've been subbed to you ever since you made the Dale Ernheart video, only now I am starting to binge all of your content

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TheMapleDreamer 2021-07-27 01:12:41

I subscribe to channels that upload "quality" content(high effort videos) like this channel or jontron. Not that I don't enjoy other videos but I don't want low quality daily uploads in my sub box

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Jericho Taylor 2019-06-11 01:58:56 (edited 2019-06-11 01:59:27 )

5:10 - I usually put Pineapple juice in my homemade BBQ sauce anyways, so when I had a BBQ pineapple pizza.............................






I didn't really mind, TBH - I liked it, but wouldn't have got it, if I had been the one who bought the pies... The dude had imagination tho, props to my homie!

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Gus N. Stuff 2018-09-30 06:11:18

This is still very well thought out, I'm absolutely suprised that this video is still very relevant today. And looking back, this video will probably still be relevant information far off into the future. I will always praise this video for being a timeless gem on youtube.

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UmbreonMessiah 2020-02-11 19:32:21

I have to admit, you've got an interesting perspective on life....and YouTube.

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mrpieceofwork 2019-11-26 00:45:08

"Weatherscan Track 11" YES!!! He listed it! I am NOT going crazy.

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Sad Algae Noises 2020-05-08 06:00:21

I love that you completely rectified the problem, not by removing subscribers, but by making such high quality content that so many people subscribed the amount of empty ones was diminished, and that you make such good content you actually have a negative empty sub count by the methods you used to calculate it. Beautiful.

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KudosK 2021-03-14 09:34:39

You can easily find them. If a check marked channel commented on a popular or trending video.
If it has less than ~500k subscribers, then that channel is dead if the recent uploads are in the 5 digits or low 6 digits.

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KamekAdvance 2016-11-21 04:29:17

It's just like how Santa delivers presents to all the boys and girls on Christmas, but a good percentage of those boys and girls don't actually believe in Santa.

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Paul L 2020-02-10 10:54:19

If those harsh sounds are any indication, I think I know why people STOP watching your videos :(

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Ape Astolfo 2019-04-01 13:07:47

Everytime I see you uploaded a video, I always click on it.

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Fable Me Boi 2020-07-20 21:58:38

Love your work👌😁 keep going.

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Braden Wojahn 2020-02-08 15:28:49

I’m glad there is someone else my age that listens to gentle giant

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Jyrral Von Ueberwald 2016-11-21 04:14:56

This video actually made me resubscribe. I had unsubbed before the DOWNWARD SPIRAL began, as the comment section was becoming far too cancerous, but now I have decided to try and contribute once again.

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Mr1Broke1Acid 2021-07-07 19:01:35

I thought you might like to know I watch videos from all time periods of your channel. There are people like me I'm guessing but I'm not sure how many. I enjoyed most of your shit through the years. I just don't get very vocal.

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Dayton Coates 2021-01-12 01:59:48

Solar sands has got a really low empty subscriber ratio, and I wonder how because he changed his channel from deviantart type discussion videos, much longer and deeper videos on other topics

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GZource3 2018-12-28 22:49:06

This aged liked fine wine indeed. the memes man.

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link 2012 2018-12-29 10:00:45

Why not just measure success based off views or watch time? People that judge you based off subscriber count don’t matter. What matters is that people enjoy your videos.

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memethycal 2021-07-16 15:53:11 (edited 2021-07-16 15:53:55 )

this video is good. editing and well, everything.

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King Henry 2021-07-20 01:38:32

Yeah

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SpaceMissile 2021-04-20 13:48:22 (edited 2021-04-20 13:53:12 )

3:30 - "that number right below your channel name is the embodiment of your ego."

glances at 90 subs
smiles

edit: mostly empty 🙂

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Gavin Ponciroli 2018-10-27 01:57:49

I like how there is still some sort of youtube poop left in his videos

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Yuti 2022-03-27 02:26:14

The damn notification bell doesn’t help this at all
If it was still always enabled when you subscribe, then at least they could be annoyed into unsubscribing

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SPQRichter 2020-10-02 01:53:59

Damn that toy story ytp was such a classic

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Casper 2oo1 2018-12-23 14:09:59

you're funny as fuck, why would anyone sub to you and not watch your content hahahahahhahahaha. good vid, keep up the good work even though im watching this nearly 3 years after it was posted

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Mulerider 2021-11-18 18:11:32

2021 and this is completely still accurate about Watch Mojo.

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LAF9902 2018-12-13 07:31:01

374k views with 402k subs as of Dec 2018. You've done a great job mr lemon man

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Izayah Carter 2019-03-16 21:46:30

I keep coming back to videos like this so it looks like I'm a typical subscriber.

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MartyrmanX 2020-08-04 02:38:19

I like pineapple on pizza.

Futurama: We need food that isn't poisoned with pineapple.
Me trying anchovies for first time: Ew. Salty and prickly. How can people enjoy this?!

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Your Neighbour 2019-01-09 04:55:41

I used to think pineapple on pizza is OK, then this Italian started explaining sweets should not mix with savoury and I started to question: maybe pineapple really do not belong to pizzas

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Mykii Makes Mixtakes 2019-02-03 14:53:43

Don’t let Italians make your choices for you

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guy who watches anime 2018-10-29 22:41:59

Some people just subscribe because they liked one video and not because they like the overall content.

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Nova 2018-07-05 09:01:01

I have watched a lot of youtube. I’ve watched the bad and the good but trust me this guy is good. He makes like boarderline documantary’s but more personal

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SubscribeToPewDiePie ForORIGINALCONTENT 2019-07-19 05:43:15

Good theory. +1 Empty subscribers to you.

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Bailey Moore 2021-02-28 03:39:08

That Top 10 Canadian Actors with Mustaches from the 80's jab at WatchMojo was hilarious. You are a king, my friend.

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john Malquist 2019-12-03 06:03:40

Gonna be honest i really enjoy your video essays and i subbed pretty much to see when you drop a new one but i don’t watch anything else. Do you want people like me to unsub since i don’t watch any of your other vids?

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Kris I guess 2020-09-09 22:42:28

"There is a chance I have read it"
Howdy mydude. Keep up the good work.

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Caped64 2016-11-21 15:42:10

Great video, but there's just one thing I don't completely understand (and probably won't get an answer to). If all these empty subscribers don'y watch your videos, why are they still subscribed? Wouldn't it just be easier to unsubscribe and get rid of the videos they don't watch from their sub feed?

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 16:17:59

Apparently not for most people. Unsubscribing requires 2 clicks. Staying subscribed requires none.

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Stevie Ray 2016-11-21 16:59:08 (edited 2016-11-21 16:59:33 )

It reminds me when people bitch and moan when a channel "spams" videos, like for example a music channel posts a few songs from a new album in a row; but then these same subscribers just sit and stay subscribed to other channels they don't actually watch.

Or they're just stubbornly waiting for your next Pixar poop and/or Frying Dorothy. 'Member Pixar poops?

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Caped64 2016-11-21 17:09:12

@EmpLemon Can't argue with that kind of logic

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boxgirl139 2016-11-22 23:17:11

They could go outside. WAIT WAIT SORRY! THE KIDS IN THIS GENERATION CAN'T GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE THEN THEY WILL CATCH A COLD OR SOME SHIT AND THEIR MOM WILL DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MOTHER NATURE'S MANAGER AND THREATEN TO SUE HIM IF HE DOESN'T GIVE HER COMPENSATION.

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boxgirl139 2016-11-22 23:28:56

@Paladin Luke is joek. lel meme dank funny (gone sexual).mp4

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boxgirl139 2016-11-22 23:32:09

@Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) also, at the same time you made that reply, I happened to be watching Cr1tiKal's video on Joey salads sending urine to an 8-year-old. He remarked that doing such could put him on a sex offender list.
(I mean, it's pretty screwed nowadays since you can say that a baby is cute and get put on that list, but still...)

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Bluegills 2016-11-23 06:22:49

Because most people don't look at their sub feed, they look at recommended videos.

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Bluegills 2016-11-23 08:05:42

Because the majority of the recommended videos is videos from people you've subscribed to anyway.

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Jaybriel Rosales 2016-11-24 13:49:24

My guess is that they may not want to miss the content that they are looking for so they stay in hopes of getting the content they're looking for. I can honestly say i may be in that category but i try to be open minded and see his more person videos. I've grown old of most YTPs so I guess this is a change I'm willing to see. and another honesty thing is that I don't even watch all the people I subscribe to. I look through a massive pool of videos that I think I should watch. Typically if a channel starts almost only using bad practices of reeling people in I unsubscribe. For example, Pewdiepie: when i was younger i used to watch his videos for entertainment. But as his humor gradually turned into complete vulgar and downright unclever i started getting sick of his content. Not only did his quality go down but his thumbnails and titles started veering towards vulgar clickbait I unsubscribed.

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Awesome Autistics To The Rescue 2016-12-08 20:04:27 (edited 2016-12-08 20:05:13 )

CapedMario 64 well remember, the sub feed is also broken. it's never really there and as long as its trending to other people; it will show up. say shrek daddy 64 is your favorite youtuber. you obviously want to see all of his videos in your sub feed. but if justin beiber just hit 200,000 veiws in 2minutes last hour. his videos will show up before your boi shreik.

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Alienrun 2016-12-08 23:52:10 (edited 2016-12-08 23:52:45 )

You do realize that if you don't watch a youtuber for long enough...their videos just flat out won't show up! Your telling youtube you don't care about their content so thus they don't promote it! :/ (I'm subscribed to like 300+ people so I would know how this works...)

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KingEagleman 2016-12-27 18:21:26

They could also be literally dead and therefore can not click unsubscribe.

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5uper5kill3rz 2017-01-04 13:30:50

CapedMario 64 Because youtubes algorithms know they aren't engaged anymore and so the videos won't show up in their sub box so they just forget about t

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Emily Gordbort 2017-01-10 20:57:33

In actuality, it's easier to NOT unsubscribe. If you don't care about the youtuber anymore, you don't care enough to unsub, and their videos just keep coming to your subscription box while you just keep ignoring them.

I'm subbed to like 200 youtubers. Most of which don't even upload anymore.

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Emily Gordbort 2017-01-11 01:06:41

@Paladin Luke Well one of the guys I've been subbed to who hasn't uploaded in a year or two just uploaded a video yesterday that turned out pretty good. And that kind of possibility is what I usually stay for.

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acron md 2017-05-19 21:43:15

CapedMario 64 if you watch new videos then their videos go away, thus forgetting to unsubscribe because you forgot about the videos (probably because YouTube won't recommend them to me)

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Anna Arkless 2021-06-26 22:40:05

i want to watch this for the actual video essay part but holy shit 2016 memes are too much to handle im sorry

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Guvyyg Vuhh 2020-07-20 20:43:19

High quality youtuber vs low quality youtuber:
Mark Rober vs 5 shitty crafts

Mark:
-12 vids a year
- 30-80M views a vid
-12.8M subs
-over -100% empty subscribers (yes its fucking negative xD)
5 shitty crafts:
-1460 vids a year
-300k views a vid
-67.4M subs
-99.6% empty subscribers

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Hedge Earthridge 2019-06-15 00:23:00

Well I watch your videos completely, as soon as I find that you posted. No emptiness to be found here. Guess I'll stay subscribed...

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browsingfloor62 2021-05-12 23:47:24

The purpose of a subscriber for me, is to make sure I don't forget that creator exists when I get obsessed with some one else.

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snds GR 2019-06-22 12:48:37

you are the first Youtuber that told me to unsub, I didn't because I like your content

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Jeanette Hansen 2019-11-25 23:21:27

I just wonder what the numbers would look like if you redid this in 2019..

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William Gregory 2018-12-16 15:16:24

Now that YouTube said they purged empty subs, did it work?

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Evan Killian 2022-06-10 00:16:16

I can now understand the reason he says "Thanks for unsubscribing." I thought it was just him making some self deprecating joke about his videos.

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Dr. Sexy 2016-11-21 03:30:21

a meme so supreme I let out a little creme.

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Realistic Blender Physics Simulations 2016-11-21 03:43:26

this comment is such dank

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TheMainChow 2016-11-21 05:00:10

just for that comment, i subscribed

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HazeX2 2016-11-21 05:30:29

👌

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HellSpoon 2016-11-22 09:03:20

shouting contest.

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inactive 2017-05-23 04:23:18

A meme so supreme I let out a scream in my dream that made me cream.

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Sufficient 2017-08-29 00:49:42

how does it taste?

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BigEd0088 2021-06-28 14:53:51

I'm guilty of being an empty subscriber emplemon

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[???] erobe 2021-07-21 22:20:09 (edited 2021-07-21 22:22:15 )

So, quite often I'll see a video from someone I've never seen before. I'll throw them a sub, and then promptly fuck off
it's not that I don't like their stuff, I just want them to feel good, like, "yeah hi, i like your video, here ya go, +1 sub" and then, if i see them upload in the future, i might check it out, but 95% of the time i don't. I have like 1000 channels I'm subscribed to, but i only watch 15 of them.
I make time for the channels I like, and only give pity subs to the channels I tolerate. 85% of them don't even show up in my notifications, and i ignore 90% of my notifications anyway.

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GoldenGodlyGrunt 2019-10-05 21:15:06

I'll tell you one thing your average subscriber isn't... A bell-ringer :)

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Radixerus 2021-04-29 19:02:27

Ever since watching this video in 2017, i've started seeing that half my subscribed people have dead subscribers... and that i myself was one

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BrunchMunch 2017-05-25 04:40:43

W H Y A R E T H E S I M P S O N S G R E E N

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Gregaro Ivynillydidivich 2017-06-28 15:30:05

They are the Sempsins

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UltraMaster2O1 Studios 2017-07-25 21:57:02

Simpins

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yeetabix 2017-08-09 21:22:37

they're in a joey jojo's wacky quest fight scene

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hyper x 2017-08-20 08:35:38

UltraMaster2O1 Studios Oh yes love those sim pins

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hollydreamin 2017-08-24 13:39:59

Sinsoms

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JayVas 2017-08-26 20:11:59 (edited 2017-08-26 20:12:10 )

my time! My Time!! MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!

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Heinrich Dubloon 2017-10-05 06:04:02

Because yellow sempysohns trigger the copyright piranhas to a feeding frenzy.

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Jacob Snider 2017-10-22 02:53:27

B E C A U S E

He can

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bruhton bruhkkinson 2017-11-06 09:19:23

funnie

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MaxTasker29 2017-11-13 22:30:46

G R E E N F A M I L Y G U Y

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Pest 2017-11-14 03:41:57

Because

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Pest 2017-11-14 03:42:21

Reasons

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TheEmpty Subscriber 2017-11-28 17:56:56

copyright

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solarfire circus productions 2017-11-30 02:44:10

That is a part of the downward spiral

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pgj1997 2017-12-09 17:34:13 (edited 2017-12-09 17:38:11 )

BrunchMunch To avoid copyright, I'm guessing. It's less egregious then other methods I've seen.

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TheTrueRman 2018-02-03 01:56:00

FBI- Stay where you are!

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Ompskatelitty 2018-05-25 17:12:05

They're secretly rare pepes

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Farriba Starfyre 2018-05-30 06:20:45

Why is it blue? Why not?

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FactionalHitman 2018-07-08 06:44:22

yeetabix
Ay, matey, is dat a mofukin jojo reference?

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SteelingCable 2020-04-04 20:47:44

666 likes (april 4 2020)

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KudosK 2020-05-06 02:12:38

Simps
Not Ons

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Zachary Parker 2020-02-04 20:11:46

Hey Emp you said that you try to read every single comment so I'm commenting to say I like your videos about YouTube theory-crafting.

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three three three 2020-09-06 04:18:30

it's simple. pineapple on pizza is good if it's good pineapple. not that low-quality pizza hut shit pineapple. it helps if the pizza is particularly salty. sweet + salty is automatically a winning flavor combination

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Scragglewaggle 2019-09-28 12:14:44

I tell ya about "empty subscribers" You see as far as I go I only sub until I lose interest then I tell myself that eventually I will watch the channel but ultimately don't so at the end of each year I unsub from all the channels I know I don't watch and I am left with only channels that I like. I find this technique good for bringing in the New year and it helps me find new content creators. I also know that some people outgrow channels or find a different similar channel that they like more but as to why they don't unsub well I can't really say.

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Mr Oof 2019-01-12 14:39:07

Facts:
Most of Pewdiepie's subscribers are empty.

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Vasco Tank 2017-05-19 04:38:57

Don't worry bud, we stand by you if you want to know more about me I called behind the meme an faggot and for personal life I'll talk about my Latvian Legion connections. my mom side of the family comes from Europe and then the the Baltic countries then Latvia . My great grandpa was apart of the Latvian Legion but Germany needed more people for industrial purposes and they went to Germany and after the war they went to America and my great grandpa made a letter to government and we still have. They went to Florida and he became an showfer (I don't know how to spell it). And then they went to Wisconsin and I live in Milwaukee, to settle down and before they had an son in Europe but he died and then they had another son his still alive and my grandma who was born before them she's still alive. And I made an platoon called the Latvian Legion in honor of the 1st Latvia ( 15th granadiers divisions) and the 2th Latvian(19th granadiers division) and other forces that fought against the USSR. And they are not bad they fought for Latvia, not for the Germans. And they Couldn't go against orders they still had the same rules of the SS. The Russians are trying to make look bad but they aren't they fought for Latvia.

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NOphion 2 - Electric Boogaloo 2021-05-10 17:04:30

Whoever hates Pineapple on Pizza never had a good one. The point is to have a small amount of Pineapple, but a lot of Ham and Cheese. The salty Ham and Cheese then harmomizes in a really weird way with the sweet Pineapple. If the pieces are really large or sour it tastes like garbage.

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L. Wolf 2021-03-08 01:40:56

About the only consistent style of videos you have is this style.

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twentysixbit 2021-04-01 20:42:39

This video still holds true 4 years later

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Wizard Kirby 2020-06-06 23:08:20

I know this is an old video... But the sheer amount of ear rape in what is supposed to be a commentary video makes it essentially unwatchable for me

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Eli Egbert 2020-06-07 22:08:24

for real

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youtubeuserdan 2018-08-24 11:14:10

Drinking game: Watch every EmpLemon video and take a shot everytime he says "down-word spiral".

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Alexandre de Carvalho 2019-07-21 14:30:48 (edited 2019-07-21 14:31:09 )

A downward spiral can always be seen as an upward spiral when seen from the top... or bottom :D

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Max Belov 2020-07-25 15:24:47

And now he has negative number of empty subscribers, lol

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Reggiostar 2018-10-29 23:18:21

Late to the party, but that's some good self-reflected fecal matter here. Not planning to polish your ego, but I enjoy for once seeing a youtuber pursuing in-depth thought regarding their beloved subscriber count. It's funny how confidently you can say "thanks for unsubscribing". :D Cheers!

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Carlos Orellana 2020-08-11 01:03:42

Thx for making me realize I'm subscribed to channels I haven't watch a video for like a year or two. Time to do a cleansing

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nekotyto 2018-06-30 13:39:52

I'm one of those vsauce empty subscribers because my first account is subbed to it but I lost the password so. Oh well

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Underfell Sans The edgy skeleton 2018-07-13 22:16:07

nekotyto

Yea,it’s painful

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JayInDS3NT 2018-10-13 03:30:22 (edited 2018-10-13 03:30:53 )

pretty sure youtube has password recovery services

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Boko 2019-08-25 03:45:24

@MrOrangeHorseman no, the password is "Password"

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Ryguy 2019-10-20 00:26:06

@Boko the password is Password[1]

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TipnSunny 2022-02-28 16:28:40

Don’t worry Emp. I watch your videos and am not even subscribed. Now one of your Empty Subscribers are fulfilled.

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AdvancedShadeTree 2019-07-31 16:04:40

I dont think emplemon gets enough credit for what he does. I am one of 100,000 subscribers who actually care and I am 10

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Gaige Grosskreutz's missing bicep đŸ’Ș 2020-06-14 06:01:51

I've heard mistagg say literally the same exact thing. Theres something to it.

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LÄzÄrus 3.0 2021-05-13 05:37:57

If you recognized the song in the background, you too are definitely a bonafide music dweeb

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ioletsgo 2017-07-19 05:54:45

What's the deal with pineapple pizza
I think it's mediocre
At best

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Some Dumb Guy 2021-03-12 13:07:08

the absolute lad these days, sorry ive been subbed forever and just watched this video, some of it is how youtube promotes its creators.

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Lord Chungus 2019-02-19 00:09:17

Like the commentary videos friend, hope to see more in the future

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Jubnx 2021-03-04 04:04:08

This was made so long ago that vsauce still an active channel

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madden8021 2019-02-27 21:49:17

Remember to always unsubscribe to Emplemon.

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accumbularate DoP 2016-11-21 13:46:38

Now that I think about it, it seems a lot of sites with subscriber counts have this sort of issue. But why? What purpose does it serve someone to make a bot account and subscribe to literally every YT channel out there? Is it YouTube, botting accounts so their website looks better than it actually is? Or perhaps to motivate the big guys? Who knows?

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accumbularate DoP 2016-11-21 13:58:03

And on a side note, I actually do enjoy your new content. Anything is better when the person making it enjoys doing so, and I honestly like your videos a lot more now than I did back when I subbed in 2014. Keep doing you, Emp!

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jared apdo 2018-11-30 00:33:44 (edited 2018-11-30 00:36:23 )

THEORY TIME!
(You can skip to the conclusion if you want it somewhat the same as the video's vsauce v watchmojo thing)

PROBLEM
So applying the empty sub logic to let's say...the most subbed person in youtube a.k.a pewdiepie a.k.a felix who uploads daily and with 71+million subs then let's compare it who doesn't upload daily like an...animator. test subject, theodd1sout having 9+ million subs5.

ANALYSIS
Comparing their views 4 weeks ago (to be fair for felix), felix hit 11 million with his video on black woman think she's white with dr.phil while james's (theodd1sout) video scary monsters hit 7.9 million. It looks like felix won the title "most famous youtuber*. But applying the emplemon's theory on sub activity (sorry it's the best i can do for 3 mins) felix having 71+ million subs with only 11 million views and james with 9 million subs with 8 million views we can conclude that james won said title even with the disadvatage on subs, views and popularity it's safe to say that the reason why james won is because it panders to the general audience of youtube

SOLUTION
with emplemon's theory on sub activity we can confirm that the theory most used, the general parallels of view-sub theory (i really need to learn more about naming things) is in fact outdated and needed to be replaced.

CONCLUSION
pewdiepie is not really that popular anymore.story time animations are getting popular is because they are relatable, Because it's something they've also experienced or saw at least once. And that's the problem viewers (not an exception here) wanted to connect so much to everyone including their idols that whatever hip thing is they'll turn a 180 and forget the creators they once enjoyed just to connect with someone with the same interest.pewdiepie isn't that relatable anymore. Sure we all laughed at memes and love drama/beef with commentaries but that's all he has to offer. His own viewers don't even relate to him anymore judging by majority of the comments because what is there they can associate themselves with felix? I know i dont have even one but with storytime animators? It seems like every-fucking-body is a fucking socially akward introverted weird person with a colorful personality hidden. So in the end indie content creators suffers a dilema, whether or not to change for the better or worse because as trends come and go so do they

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AugustDipper 2019-05-28 19:26:05

All hail emplemon. Long may he reign

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PanosOsbourne 2019-08-25 16:52:24

Gentle Giant in the background made my day.

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M G 2018-11-24 20:08:04

I take it Emperor Lemon is an Emperor dank meme lord

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Cetovy 2017-08-17 03:19:31

Fucking love your taste in music so much!!

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Nova 2019-01-01 18:43:23

Or 98% of your subscribers do watch your videos but most of them are picky so they only pick certain videos they watch. The way I see it, if you have 200k subscribers and 100k subscribers of your subscribers watch one video on your channel then that specific number of people like that specific video on your channel, the other 100k subscribers will probably click on another video that they like on your channel.

If you consistently see the same average number of people watching a video on your channel it doesn't mean that they are the same people watching it. Its not like everyone on your channel is going to watch every video, they pick certain videos (humans are picky) so that's why your viewer count is spread out. Who knows maybe 98% of your subscribers are watching your video but they pick certain videos throughout your channel so the viewer count is spread out and is more sparse.

The way I see it 28k subscribers might watch one video and another 37k might watch another video and the rest of the 78k subscribers will probably watch another video and in total you will have close to 200k subscribers that all watch certain videos on your channel because they are PICKY. Do you understand? this is how it always has been on Youtube, not every subscriber watches all of your videos but does that mean they abandoned it? no they just didn't appeal to a certain video.

You have to make a video that appeals to all of your subscribers, a video thatll grab all of your audience's attention and if you're lucky enough it'll be come popular enough to grab other peoples attention that arn't your subscribers.

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Numa 2018-12-22 11:31:39

For some reason, those searches into the deep workings of youtube passionate me.... Anyways thx for the video, i looovve it. :)

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the the the the 2020-07-07 01:06:44

526k views on this video, 584k subs, well done you got rid of a lot of empty subcribers

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Aaron Loosen 2020-04-02 20:45:18

After the 2:20 point of this video i realised that I maybe shouldn't use headphones watching this video.

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DaThings 2016-11-21 21:45:39 (edited 2016-11-21 21:45:58 )

I'm still subbed because I really find this transformation fascinating. I might not click on every single new video but I still enjoy popping in and seeing what you've got to say.

The "ranting through editing" thing is actually really cool! I'd love to see more people try stuff like that.

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Gavin Toohey 2017-05-24 03:38:10

Boi you here!? I like you videos.

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Sophrosynicle 2019-02-07 17:01:47 (edited 2019-02-07 17:22:41 )

When life gives you lemons, eat them, shit out the seeds and grow some shit-fertilized lemon trees.

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Iris Enseignante 2021-07-20 22:57:02

I like what you are saying. I watched several videos and like the subjects. I just find the language a bit too vulgar for the purpose of your videos.

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abirneji 2019-03-21 16:14:07

this video kinda assumes that subscribing means you want to watch every video from that person, instead of just most of them or something

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Drew T 2021-07-26 08:05:56

EmpLemon - the YouTube philosophy channel

also

this is shit!!!!!
love you emp

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andrejoss475 2016-11-21 14:14:48

its all about the views ... thats why clickbait is a thing now

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name 2016-11-21 16:56:18

speaking in terms of youtube algorithm, its actually about view and watchtime combined now. this is one reason longer videos are significantly more popular now than they were back in youtube's early days (another factor obviously being the 10 and 15 minute limits that used to exist.) and why vine compilations combine the clickbait girl-in-almost-no-clothes strategy with a length of about 20-40 minutes of content people may actually stay for even if they dont like it, which with vines specifically is for another lengthy reason i wont get into here.

clickbait worked a lot better back then and the way youtube works tries to throw it out of the search algorithms but my understanding is that enough views can still compensate for low watch time in some way. its a bit complicated and i dont enough details to go further in depth than that though

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Sebastian M 2017-01-15 09:10:20

andrejoss475 "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS COMMENTOR SAID, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"

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SandmanEyes 2019-11-26 15:48:44

Several of tour subscribers could be time travelers or even aliens.

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Jenna Williams 2020-03-30 11:04:33

I only subscribe to people who I am actively watching and engaging in, only people who i watch as soon as they come out. I engage with artists much more and I dont have so much clutter on my feed.

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Special ed Ned 2022-03-20 05:43:03

now that Emplemon gets more views then subs, I wonder if he views it as a negative empty subscriber count

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totlop 2022-06-18 14:30:48

it's a mystery

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Duke Raoul 2019-05-26 00:51:05

I just binge watch these videos to ignore my troubles

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schtinky 2017-11-25 08:38:37 (edited 2017-11-25 08:39:01 )

I honestly think pineapple and non pineapple fans should join together to fight the true evil of toppings...





P E A S A N D
M A Y O N N A I S E ! ! !

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Tacomaster Studios 2018-07-12 18:02:17

Seth Begley UGH

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Hetuni Jakhal 2018-09-08 08:04:50

No living person would eat peas and mayonnaise pizza.

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Theron Bowman 2018-09-17 00:09:10

My mind has opened up

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Depresso Espresso 2018-09-26 05:28:32

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING?

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Toni KIP ÆžÌ”ÌĄÓœÌ”ÌšÌ„Æ· 2018-09-27 14:18:21

Seth Begley boi I agree

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TheDCbiz 2018-12-20 23:54:16

You must also remember people have multiple accounts they switch between and stay on for a while. So you get one view from someone with 6 YouTube accounts and that in aggregate can have a large effect

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TDawgMaster 2018-11-05 02:12:00

5:14 Huzzah! EmpLemon is NOT a defective human!

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Charlie White 2020-05-05 12:24:35

The irony of making a video for people that already don't watch giving them a call to action to unsub. The only people who will see this is people who like you now

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Alec Pedraza 2021-07-02 22:19:52

Old emp-lemon legit sounds like he’s sick or congested lmao

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TheZapster 2016-11-21 03:49:33 (edited 2016-11-21 04:03:12 )

This actually is a pretty good video. Too bad 8 year olds will tell you to do Frying Dory instead of more of this.




Also make Frying Shrek.

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Smooth Sashimi 2019-09-07 19:35:21

I have been rewatching emplemon videos for the past three days.

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Francisco Santiago 2021-11-23 02:59:13

This video has made me obsessed Gentle Giant. Praise Allah for EmpLemon!

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mrlevinielsen 2020-07-30 04:35:38

Old Emp was so chill

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Marksmithwas12 2020-07-15 04:29:57

I've been watching a bunch of your videos lately since you appeared in my recommended videos. Maybe I should subscribe?

I'm hesitant because the second I do, YouTube might stop recommending your past uploads to me, and I'll end up drifting to whatever else they recommend me (which I get it, it's a weird problem to have. But it's just so easy to flick through the recommended videos for either something quick to watch, or something 'meaty')

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Pink & Blue 2020-08-16 19:50:20

I thought I was already subscribed, but i realized i wasn't when he talked about subscribers

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Timber Lin 2020-05-05 09:44:33

introducing the ANTI-EMPTY SUB!!!
basically just watches ur vids without subscribing


empty sub rate -> 0%

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Farmer Dils 2019-01-16 22:11:40

I don't care what a youtuber I like does, if I like them I will watch them

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Brandon W 2020-08-01 20:23:44 (edited 2020-08-01 20:25:39 )

That watchmojo and v sauce comparison wasn't very fair or accurate. Vsauce has less than 400 videos and watchmojo puts out multiple a day, they have over 11000. A more accurate estimation would be they're monthly viewership numbers. Vsauce had 16 million views last month, watchmojo had 74 million. So which is more popular???

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Airsh Bornely 2019-03-22 04:53:19 (edited 2019-03-22 05:05:44 )

Yep. This explains why my 100 + subs feels like only 2 people watch. Only reason I gain all of these was because I uploaded some Fire Emblem concert songs and that's literally all they cared about. So yeah, I'm sad I have this fake sub count...

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Robert cooper4th 2019-08-14 15:56:40

you also have to factor in the average view count rate as in i have seen cases where ist was 1 million and then 300k then 900k all in 6 months

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Adam Sheppard 2020-07-07 14:17:43

I subscribed 2 days ago. Might unsubscribe.
Just for memes, I genuinely like your newer content

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Mauro Bruno SOLA VERGARA 2019-11-29 23:20:02

Apart for the amazing video essay this video screams 2016

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Clankplusm Gaming 2017-08-31 04:17:37

what about "double views" (subs who watch videos more than once for whatever reason), these exist, so aren't ALL empty sub rates higher?

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minihali 2018-01-04 11:16:16

In theory. Yes. In pratice, no. Some videos get a lot of Double views, like music videos. Others are watched once, or never by a subscriber so it evens out, or so I would assume.

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Hannah C 2018-03-28 18:51:04

Clankplusm Gaming I am a frequent double, triple, etc viewer. Usually because I like to watch something I already know I like if I dont want to find anything new.

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That's NotMe 2018-05-20 10:15:12

I watch all videos twice
Once on my pc and once on my phone
YouTube lets me give 2 thumbs up this way and counts them both

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WHEN THE 2018-06-29 02:41:39

Actually, youtube could employ 2 different types of views: Individual views (How many individual people viewed this), and views (Total views)

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Thad Dansen 2020-07-19 09:18:47

I'm subbed but I like to binge watch every other month.

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MartyrmanX 2020-08-04 02:28:37

This video is very relatable. At the time of this comment, 100% of my 40 subscribers are empty subscribers. Ouch.... Very relevant.

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Primas Productions 2022-06-21 16:20:50 (edited 2022-06-21 16:23:47 )

Dude try recognizing your channel from 6 years in the future.

Edit: btw, I feel like your growth and maturity reflects the evolution of Youtube content as well so yeah. Love your stuff

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lemons and oranges are yummy 2020-07-12 06:32:43

Well I'm subbed just cause I don't watch all your vids doesn't mean I don't watch some so I'm not an empty sub

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WhatistheMatrix? 2019-11-01 20:34:33

You've got something akin to 88% ACTIVE subscribers!

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Tobie 2020-06-14 02:02:08

"take the long way home" intro, I like it

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Emily Mabrey 2020-11-09 17:36:58

Hey EmpLemon. You're tough enough for the Salty Spitoon. I just hope you read this, since you said you read all the comments. You are also crescent fresh, if you were wondering.

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Notta Reelname 2020-08-14 17:42:32

This video, as of August 14th 2020, has a ~9% empty subscriber rate. nice.

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Elite Club 2017-11-24 08:59:14

I like both you're youtube poop and new style of content. I wish I was as relevant as you, but my content is shit so it probably will never happen.

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Justin Ambru 2018-02-05 14:37:21

No you're

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Kelper Moon 2021-03-15 07:12:14

you know when you eat smooth creamy donuts...

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Fortress 2018-10-24 05:35:23

I'm conflicted. I don't really get anything out of YTP, or understand it for that matter, so I'll just be hanging around as a sub for your essay stuff, but that's antithetical to your being passionate about creating content, but you talking about it is more of what I'm here for, but - -

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FlyingWaffleZombie 2021-10-27 06:53:03

Understood. I’m going to unsubscribe from everyone and continue to watch their videos

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Joseph Banet 2020-10-19 05:19:50

I must know where the clip of the guy saying “It’s fat!” is from.

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noob2243 2017-09-19 13:19:20

"Sticks out for diabetes" haha, what?? xD That was hella unexpected.

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Ash 2018-07-02 16:46:54

nob2243 Welcome to YTP bb !

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MP-Lily 2018-12-23 03:38:53

Sub purgatory doesn’t last forever: you can max out your subscriptions. Yes, I’ve done that. Yes, I had to weed out the channels I didn’t watch. I need to do an even bigger weeding-out, TBH.

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coffeequoh 2018-10-23 19:42:51

Third video watched then subbed. I'm only empty inside, Emp.

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NextJaco 2019-05-10 00:39:33

"The vast majority of my comments became 'LOL' or some random quote from the video. Just really juvenile and impulsive shit."

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stoppit 2019-10-21 22:24:52

I feel like a lot of people are making fun of things that they do because Emp pushed them in that direction. I don't like YouTubers saying they don't like the majority of their comments because it pressures me to not comment or someone I respect will judge me. This video, as a video, is good. However, it made me seriously uncomfortable to comment and watch new videos. Whatever I'm three years late and for some reason this is outdated and I am stupid.

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Coolhand Luke 2021-07-04 03:46:14

Damn the editing is good ..

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Someguy 2020-07-31 09:37:39

I love pineapple on pizza and demand more content tailored to my demographic

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Norman 2018-12-20 03:45:06

People probably just subscribe to you after 1 video being seen and never watch you again.

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KELLY 2019-12-23 23:42:58

tru

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LimePesto 2020-08-18 20:36:03

True. Even i have tons of channels that I subscribed after 1 video and don’t really watch them that much afterwards

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Norman 2020-08-18 20:53:16

@LimePesto I don't do that, I gotta watch at least 10 to subscribe

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Zephroze 2020-12-04 01:01:41

I have like 250 subs from some stolen song I uploaded and they keep coming. I want it to stop but I just don't give a shit about having a channel as much as keeping a list of channels I watch. Let them enjoy it I guess, but why sub; I'm never going to upload anything else they like.

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Stona Lisa 2021-03-05 17:38:35

@Zephroze Yeah it just hurts more than helps if you did care

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Norman 2021-07-30 22:29:03

@Matias Cora don't know

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Norman 2021-07-30 23:14:41

@Matias Cora no

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Connor King 2020-02-03 20:04:12

12:28 now that you've mentioned it, people are going to comment "this is shit!" ironically.

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Freemason 2018-07-06 00:49:19

I’m subbed to probably 1000’s of youtubers but I only watch like ...... 20ish?

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Grant M 2018-10-06 01:16:47

wow...

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Oh crap! He 2018-11-10 13:23:48

That's the sound of people hitting "unsubscribe!"

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Keep it Cozy 2019-01-04 14:03:36

what the heck, whoa re these people? your friends??
I wish I had those

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Mr Oof 2019-01-07 01:02:16

Thousands!?

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Lollikaboss [o.W.n] 2019-01-07 19:37:08

im as well, but id rather stay that way, cause since youtube is going ape shit, id rather be an empty subscriber to ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DO STUFF FOR THIS WEBSITE LIKE ACTUAL ANIMATORS, ACTUAL YTP GUYS AND COMENTATORS LIKE EMPLEMON
or pewdiepie

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Ayy Lien 2019-03-13 09:51:18 (edited 2019-03-13 09:51:37 )

Yeah, me too. Im subbed to about 1000 youtubers and i watch 50ish of em

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Zeno Salazar 2019-03-22 14:19:32

Damn.

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d i p păƒ–ăƒ©ăƒƒăƒ—ă‚čニフ 2019-06-05 00:00:19

oh god i just found out i'm subbed to 448 channels... I got a lot of unsubbing to do. problem is i'll like one channel for a few days, weeks, months and sub and then lose interest in that channel.

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Fire Stryker 2019-06-24 02:19:26

I’m subscribed to 124 I think and most of them don’t upload anyways so I only get notifications for channels I normally watch anyways

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tygonmaster 2019-09-28 06:04:56

Have you considered unsubbing to make your sub box not worthless?

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 06:13:20

same here

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mrpieceofwork 2019-11-26 00:17:16

Thanks... barely 3 minutes in and I'm craving a donut, or 4.

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EvilDig403 2019-10-15 11:08:25

what about the subs that were empty before and are full now with the new content? dont that make you feel THICC

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Avery Spence 2021-11-13 05:01:48

Controversial opinion here, depending on what pizza sauce you can make pineapple on a pizza work.

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HomelessGymRat 2021-10-25 09:16:59

Yeah this definitely doesn't hold up anymore

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Smookie 2021-11-01 18:57:28

yeah, kinda funny seeing it now...I'm glad Emp decided to change his content

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Cars Simplified 2018-10-02 02:44:03

Ugh, I have roughly the same percent of empty subscribers as WatchMojo, but without the massive e-peen subscriber count to make that percent still make for a decent revenue stream.

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shreks brother chicken 2019-02-07 00:26:58

Wow 90% of yoursubscribers are e pty

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bulbmin!!! 2021-03-14 06:28:39 (edited 2021-03-14 06:36:08 )

Escapade!

BTW you make good content I really like video essays and I love YTPs.

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Spongy 2019-01-11 01:55:29

this relates so much right now to me

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RC 2018-11-24 07:05:53

Vsauce is even a meme now. Plus he colloborates with Adam Savage from Mythbusters. And WatchMojo is...just WatchMojo. Vsauce is way more popular and successful.

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autism centeral 2019-11-30 15:21:15

Can you do a video on how to avoid empty subscribers

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Kyle Hyde 2020-09-06 14:04:15

Okay, so at the time of making this comment, there are about 617k subs and 561k-ish views. That means there are 56k dead people subbed to EmpLemon. Thems rookie numbers.

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Allisson Diego 2018-11-01 14:03:03

Vsauce is actually the best thing on this site btw

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John Smith 2020-08-08 02:41:38

the irony of the current view count compared to subs on this video lol

I mean it's 4 years old but still

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Ultra01 2021-07-10 00:20:28

The current formula does not count for people who watch videos but don’t subscribe.
Improved formula for Empty subscriber percentage is below
1. Youtube now has a metric of “viewers who watch your videos but aren’t subscribed”
2. Remove that percentage from your mean viewer count to obtain the MSV count.
3. Take your accurate mean subscribed view (MSV) count and run it thru the formula again, resulting in this improved formula:
(Sub count - MSV count) / Sub count * 100
This is your percent of subscribers who don’t watch your videos.

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Lucask5664 2016-11-21 03:46:11

it has YTP elements, it's in theory a YTP.

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Gabrielle Z 2018-12-28 05:00:36

They subscribe to a channel based on a single video...

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sailor skj 2020-10-06 15:05:26

I literally binged watched the never ever series

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user of username 2020-02-11 05:43:33

the people who always dislike is the same people who always subscribe to every youtuber they watch, they forget about doing both

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TheBassin129 2021-11-22 00:18:24

Crazy to see emp with 128k subs lol

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Lieutenant Nomad 2016-11-23 04:20:12

You should do more videos making fun of WatchMojo!

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YouDontKnowSponge 2016-11-23 04:20:58

YES

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Mitrimind 2017-05-29 11:21:16

Who dares to make fun of watch mojo? They make the best original content. (Obviously I'm kidding)

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Mitrimind 2017-06-09 14:57:44

Who is Durv? Sounds good I might check him out.

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tetrais 2017-07-12 12:35:15

AdvisorOfDark Gaming Durv's channel was pure clickbait. Thank god YouTube deleted his channel

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Rhyne Red Panda 2020-02-07 12:30:28

The YouTube app lists this as music so it is unavailable for picture in picture mode

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thot creations 2019-09-25 13:24:04

You are a case study, knowing that about yourself you act in a way that shows intelligence. "I think therefore i am" i tend to look at subs and views as gravity, likes and unlikes and comments are true chemical reactions... Macro/micro the step to act out as a viewer thats what shows a creator you are alive. Subs n views are intangibles...

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Herschel Stinson 2020-07-15 18:16:12

Gentle Giant! Hell yes.

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EB2K 2019-04-06 16:34:54 (edited 2019-04-06 16:35:16 )

Let’s support Emplemon’s message of this video with #dontlikedontsubscribe

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Bigslam1993 2018-11-07 19:49:05

Well, Pineapple on Pizza




is AWESOME! I love it!

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TrashGalore 2018-11-03 22:30:56

i hate how much i relate to this lmao

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cheezburgrproduction 2020-05-07 18:07:08 (edited 2020-05-07 18:09:10 )

514k views 558k subs nice work lemon party
Edit: oingo boingo represents the downward spiral very well if you move on from youtube be sure to tell somebody so we can enjoy that shit too

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Antinov 2019-01-24 09:54:45

I can definitely identify with not liking the ghost followers as a creator, not specifically to you-tube, since I don't do jack-all here but watch. I hate it that I've got a seeming less that 25% engagement rate where I do create content. But complaining about it or trying to address it got me nothing, so IDK what to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Psychor 2018-06-29 06:07:34

IS THAT FUCKING NO ROCKING IN THE JAZZHANDS ZONE. I love that song and I haven't heard it in years. One obscure song from a single level from a game on newgrounds can be so amazing that it makes me feel good whenever any creator has heard of it also and uses it.

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Glitch Dolphin 2018-06-29 07:11:45

Psychor heres a free 👍

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Laura Lowe 2019-01-07 20:27:49

Dammit, now I'm stuck in the decision to subscribe to you or not...

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Yuti 2020-06-02 12:44:07

Nice theory Emp, unsubscribed

Also I’ve never had pineapple pizza

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wot r u an N'wah? 2019-10-16 15:46:33

Great video, subscribed!

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MAV 2018-11-09 15:21:20

There is an audience for everything.

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Keep of the Sheep 2017-12-05 01:39:02 (edited 2017-12-05 01:45:24 )

I love this channel
It’s just fucking awesome

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Carpet Beetle 2019-04-04 03:23:16

448k Subs-414k views
The empty subs are droppin' off since 2016

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XKloosyv 2021-07-19 08:07:10

People may have subscribed and now they don't go on YouTube very much. People may not ever click on their subs and just stick to YouTubes front page. People may sub to you but only watch the content they want to watch. People can lose their access to an old account and create a new one. There's a bunch of reasons why subs don't watch a video.

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Manuel Ramirez 2020-10-11 14:10:59

I dont respect you bro, just keep dropping dank vids bro. Keep feeding me shit to bed off to while I get hi to numb my depression. K love u bye

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Ilee J 2020-07-12 16:42:21

MAKE ANOTHER YTP ALREADY COME ON

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coolcat001100 2016-11-21 16:00:47

This is the biggest reason why I'm a lot more selective with the Youtubers I sub to and don't do it as willy-nilly as a lot of people I know: I take my time to actually get to know a channel first before I decide whether or not I'm actually going to watch the videos they make.

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Potatotheugly 2018-10-10 00:40:10

Can relate

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Dewitt McDidditt 2018-12-10 08:24:02 (edited 2018-12-10 08:24:20 )

I'm selective about the videos I add to "Liked Videos". If I just like the YouTuber as a whole, I don't want to just click LIKE on every video they ever do. That's just not practical, and it takes up a lot of space when I'm scrolling threw my "Liked Videos". Especially a problem if he/she uploads REALLY frequently.

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Will Middleton 2019-03-29 00:56:54

Nice job on the HUGE bounce back homie

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RobinTendo 2020-05-14 07:05:35

Well, glad you found succes with your new type of video :)

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Vince 2019-10-12 00:55:46

Coming back to this video, I’m purging my sub box

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kDawg Wonderpantz 2020-02-11 21:19:45

emplemon thinks pineapple doesnt belong on pizza...


unsubcribed

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44 Calibre 2016-11-21 03:51:32

I have an idea;
Post a video called "Unsubscribe" with "YTP" in front of it, that way they actually watch it. For the material, use something easy to sentence mix & basically give them a short "Fuck you" message.

Sound good? Please reply.

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Duke 2021-11-20 15:39:00

Hey Emp, this video is on the front page of youtube now.

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bincosm 2020-02-17 22:31:52

haha nice vid emp lookin forward to the next

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Fun Guy 2019-12-18 10:28:27

I'm glad that earrape are no more in 2020

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Alex Trusk 2020-07-31 13:20:39

U don't like the game.
But I wanna play the game.
Somehow, I can respect that .

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Shonic567 2016-11-21 12:31:39

I fucking swear he sounds exactly like FUNKe

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Shonic567 2016-11-21 12:34:17

Hes even subbed to him

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Mr. Dink 2016-11-21 20:49:36

link055. that's the next theory. Emp Lemon is an imperfect clone of FUNKe who is shit at games and instead for a time, lured people in with YTP. Being an imperfect clone however took his toll and his channel is now dying right before our very eyes.

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Sctiv Feconic 2016-11-22 19:51:42

Then because EmperorLemon is at least part Asian, we can conclude that FUNKe is a similar ethnic origin.

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Spσσkwαgєns Cαrtσσn CσusĂ­n 2016-11-26 19:49:22

yep


if Emp uses renai circulation its confirmed they are the same

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Red Joker 2020-07-07 06:45:49

Glad youre much more popular now

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Rick Avory 2018-12-12 03:32:49

5:33 u got me good

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Cers 2021-03-01 21:04:35

Just watched your recent simpsons vid and looked at the views and subs and thought about this vid. your channel really did go on a diet :b. You have a REALLY low empty sub count good on ya emp :)

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WillusBeeGreat 2019-09-23 04:00:27

I might be one of your empty Subs.. i subscribed to your YTP channel on my old account when i was a prepubescent PotatoBoy who was easily entertained by your "Media Remixing." if i ever log into my old google account, which i could easily do. ill make sure to unsub:) but you still got my sub here

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Rodd Boward 2016-11-21 07:06:58

Do what other Youtubers do to get famous. Start some drama for attention

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The Quarian 2016-11-21 07:14:39

Electron Ghoul "Leafy licked my dog!"

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werknemerful 2017-05-15 00:24:10

The Quarian Guy
THIS KID GETS THE JOJ


yes

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Dzosua Milutonavic 2020-07-11 22:22:20 (edited 2020-07-11 22:24:31 )

I have 71 subs and I get around 1-13 views per video, I honestly started to think the same thing.

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JStyxx 2019-10-11 22:07:03

Simple, make anyone that doesn’t watch your videos in 2 months auto unsub

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MaxTasker29 2018-12-11 07:14:55

When game theory steals your video.

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ladiorange 2019-06-01 07:02:47 (edited 2019-06-01 09:14:20 )

I've been on YouTube since 2006. You may not know who your viewers are but Google does. I'm 38 and started going online in the mid 90s. I sub creators I'd like to come back to if I ever visit YouTube again. I'm going through a period now of watching YouTube again. In reality, I would prefer if my subbed creators published vids once a month with quality content rather pump out the pretty much fake vids like 5 min crafts or so yummy. My fave channel right now is be kind rewind for that reason.


I didn't start using the like / dislike until 5 years ago. (yes, i'm a lurker). And even then I never hit dislike. I think I have only ever disliked the YouTUbe rewind video. I'm not sure if all creators are as rational as you when it comes to accepting dislikes. Sorry, yes, I know that is your other vid, not this one. But I came back to update my year and thought I'd mention the like / dislike thing. I hate ear whatever where the sound jumps up but see you don't use that in your more recent vids. I do think there is some charm in it, though, cause it reminds me of red letter media vids.


PS I've been watching YouTube on and off since the beginning and I've never seen a Jake or Logan Paul video. I used to watch the fine Brothers do their monthly collection of best youtube vids for almost a year and a half but stopped watching them just because of a time issue. In the back of my mind, I though I was watching the Watchowski of Youtube. They never really turned out that way. Oh yeah, and I found out about them because of their interesting piece on the origins of You're Gonna miss me when I'm gone, which is what I like to watch, the history of the internet.

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Christian Bottorff 2016-11-21 05:31:20

I need that Paul Blart poster. My memes would forever be blessed if I had such cancer in my gallery.

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 05:32:53

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/782630101217402880


Right click, save as. It's yours, my friend!

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Christian Bottorff 2016-11-21 05:37:52

EmpLemon Thank you, my friend. We Florida boys gotta stick together.

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Morgan Wragg 2018-10-23 11:08:21

This video made me do a monthly subscription cleanout where I unsub from channels I no longer watch. It's phucking beautiful

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crunkaholic81 2018-12-04 10:13:27

EMP my nigga I've been empty watching for over a year but I'll start commenting feedback I've been part of YouTube's problems thanks for the enlightenment lemon much love fam

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Ben Jason 2022-03-21 01:50:16

as soon as he said he doesnt like pineapple on pizza omg

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BUMBA 2021-02-27 15:07:22

Bruh EmpLemon dont like pineapple pizza..... imma bout to throw some hands

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Twilight Sparkle 2019-12-05 22:09:39 (edited 2019-12-05 22:17:15 )

dislike for the fact i cant leave my audio alone due to poor levelling otherwise it was decent

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reedridesbikes 2020-10-29 00:11:42

Looking back on this it’s funny to realize that you have a video with 800k+ views and a sub count of 630k+

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Emily Gordbort 2022-06-10 21:26:09

I think about this video a lot 5 years later lol

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AimNAdjust 2018-11-19 17:44:44

I actually really enjoy your videos and views

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Jacob 2020-05-01 20:01:12

I personally only watch 10% of the people im subscribed to

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Alex Trusk 2020-07-31 13:06:27

Dude, i subbed to, like, 300 channels. And maybe i wanna watch like about one Video a year, maybe not, maybe i bingewatch in the future.
For me it's just the next best thing to bookmarking channels.

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MarkPsych 2021-01-04 11:42:40

Youtube, a site which collects data on you.

Ages 3 and up!

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Totally a Human 2021-01-25 14:13:33

What?

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MarkPsych 2021-01-25 14:40:12 (edited 2021-01-25 14:40:27 )

@Totally a Human There's a act called COPPA which makes collecting online data on kids illegal.

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SpeckledJim_ 2021-10-11 19:47:53

u know what emp? i feel like giving some appreciation. so here, take my comment

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Firestar9114 2017-05-19 01:06:11

this is why, when you make a big content shift, it's a good idea to pull an Einshine(see their channel)

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MageBurger 2017-08-15 14:37:01 (edited 2017-08-15 14:39:47 )

Firestar9114, so... (edit because I'm dumb), filter the empty subscribers by putting them through a funnel also known as a second YouTube channel?

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Firestar9114 2017-08-15 15:12:32

yep, anyone still watching will find the new channel. I think it's probably better to just deal with the inactive subs, but that is the only way I can really think of to remove them.

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Kemuja 2020-04-04 08:18:16

7:57
Top 5 deadly poison facts... yeah, ok

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Fantikus 2019-06-15 00:00:57

Personally I think that pineapple on pizza tastes weird

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Brickle 2020-09-26 05:04:31

Emp? We find theses relaxing and interesting..
Even this is Freedom chat channel..

KONTEC.

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Dean Petersen 2021-10-10 14:59:14

“Dicks out for YouTube” is why you leave a like

“Sticks out for diabetus” is why you subscribe

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chemistryguy 2016-11-21 04:12:46

Hey, I recognize that opening. You owe me one pineapple pizza.

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 04:24:35

Sadly, few others will recognize the reference to one of the greatest poop tennis matches of all time.

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Average Intelligence 2019-02-08 21:09:36

Seriously my guy the amount of epiplepsy warnings would be sweet. I honestly like your content but cmon dude.

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Doomgel 2019-02-05 00:56:19

I suppose this is sorta preaching to the choir. If your empty subscribers actually watched this they wouldn't be empty... yeah?

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GifCD 2020-08-02 00:36:27

This video

I come back to it often

It's that good

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Chris Hanline 2018-11-14 02:08:55

I'm not even subscribed to you and yet I keep coming back. Do you think it's better for me to just catch your videos as a non-subscriber and interact? Is sub count even factored into ïŒŽïœˆïœ…ă€€ïŒĄïœŒïœ‡ïœïœ’ïœ‰ïœ”ïœˆïœ?

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Chubber Nugg 2018-01-02 05:52:25

The new meme theory seems different

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Dominic River 2018-12-17 22:46:52

Glad that our lord and savior Lemon agrees that pineapple on pizza is the bane of existence

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JD Doolin 2020-03-19 06:43:18

Thank you for the content

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Luca Cecchetelli 2020-04-26 18:55:52 (edited 2020-04-26 18:56:18 )

Wait you got Gentle Giant in your Video!!!!! WTF dude how much more do you want me to love you <3 (0:50)

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i don't check my notifications 2020-12-10 04:50:40

I wonder how you feel about this now Emp.

Why do I have almost 30 subscribers and get 2 views per video. I stopped uploading and I upload different stuff on the rare occasion I upload now but WHY ARE THEY SUBSCRIBED. Thank you to anyone who unsubscribed

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Nugcon 2018-07-03 10:02:17

LOL! sOmE RanDom qUotE fRoM thE vIdEo

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Smerg 7 2018-10-01 19:47:32

lol thats so epic im posting this on my reddit

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Millard Fillmore 2018-10-04 00:54:52

69 likes

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Alex 8259 2019-06-26 13:36:31

Yes, that is a quote from the video, good job

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Unknown 2019-07-18 12:57:36

Wow thats really deep

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Faceball 2019-07-20 09:06:22

Nugcon u forgot the skull emoji and laughing emoji

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AdvancedShadeTree 2019-07-31 16:01:04

you just did it yourself

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prismancy 2019-09-30 21:35:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ‘ŒđŸ‘ŒđŸ‘ŒđŸ‘Œ THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY💯💯💯

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*_starglowss_bluerosee_* 2019-10-02 02:25:15

very funny did laugh

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Kromiball 2019-11-28 12:58:56

MAKE AS MANY FUCKING VIDEOS GOD DAMMIT

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«tutacat» 2019-12-07 16:48:27

Could show as total, active, and watching subscribers
(who subbed before? who is still using youtube? who is actively watches/comments videos)

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Christopher Althouse 2019-12-09 08:34:05

@«tutacat» New watching active commenting liking saying stuff feeling edgy again going bold using emojis 😂 lolling spiralling downward loving every second of it let's go!

😂😂😂😂

(Yes, I deliberately made that comment look shitty...no, not even giving a damn...😅😅😅😅)

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Bagelboop 2020-04-06 10:57:27

Epic! You’re complaining about a comment type! Never heard THAT one before!

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ireadysucks 2020-08-16 16:52:06

I see you everywhere.

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the moon 2021-03-24 19:30:28

it's kinda weird that this video is almost 5 years old now

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Bureau of Troops and Weaponry 2021-01-10 19:34:26

man has taste in music.

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Simp Reviews 2018-12-30 02:56:43

You sir have a tenuous grasp of the rules of drameturgy. Jk great vid

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Drake The Kidney Stealer 2021-03-09 00:29:44

This remind me of Facebook how most of the site have dead users.

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Rol Bailie 2020-10-22 03:51:58

your content is amusing and i like the occasional meme. its good to not overdo it with the memes.

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Isori 2019-02-21 21:51:36

This feels obvious, but now I can't help but consider that if it was, the shitshow that is the "horrible YouTube comments" would have fared way better if the creators had the insight to notice, sometimes a majority of backlash happens because you grew to attract an audience that doesn't care. And when you put your life on the line, I guess it is actually scary to accept that the constant useless feedback, trolling and hate corresponds to a chunk of the audience that would be better if not invited. Quite sad.

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Eli Sullentrup 2018-10-27 03:44:47

Love you Emp

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ç¶Ÿç€ŹTay 2019-06-12 02:53:30 (edited 2019-06-12 02:54:10 )

So far you probably think of me as this idiot that really likes mentioning fallout in all the videos unrelated to fallout.
I even went to see Godzilla king of the monsters with my friend and made jokes about each monster representing the fallout community.
Truth is I'm very stingy about the downward spiral of the franchise I love so much and I'll take any excuse to shit on the fans.

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Owen Moore 2017-05-27 00:39:33

you could make a new channel and make a video telling all of your active subscribers to subscribe to that one

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Creative Name 2017-06-03 15:00:56

Mooshi generic reply

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AllergicToSanity 2017-09-30 21:42:13

Nick Rogers Generic comment telling people to actually reply to this person.

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Ben Sedgwick 2020-08-02 21:12:43

Good video emp, love from Middlesbrough, England

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Red- Black 2021-05-03 17:48:40

I know a YTber that has like 20k subscribers and only gets about up to 150 views.

(His older vids have up to 2k)

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Nootaboot 2021-09-06 16:17:13

this video's comedy aged like men in black 2

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thedfjkuser 2021-08-26 11:27:08

this video fucking jumpscared me several times

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Damir Maatar 2020-11-23 19:20:55

Imagine the shitload of empty subscribers of Pewds or Tseries

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Elijah Games 2019-01-03 07:27:57

i want to hear more of your closer cover

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Dovark 2021-03-23 12:03:52

well i sure know what that feels like

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destorythispieceofcrapemail 2021-09-01 20:22:18

pewdiepie is about 2.2 million subscribers if it was what it actually would be which is just sad for such a fallen giant but eh hes still doing better than alot of other youtube channels

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aleph0x 2019-12-01 06:17:40

I find that I'm more inclined to comment when the sub count is low.

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B. L. 2021-04-29 17:20:28 (edited 2021-04-29 17:28:06 )

I'm not subscribed. A handful of your videos have been in my recommend and I always click those. I've never been served up one of your Traps, because I don't like YTPs in general

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Enoch 13th 2020-03-31 21:25:27

How about high quality videos draw in more people that aren't subscribers, casual viewers? That's at least part of it. And yeah, sorry, but if you only mad YTP you'd have a much younger, less dedicated audience.

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Darin Yuhas 2018-11-06 23:36:10

I subscribed based off the political oriented content you made. Well let’s just say stuff about trump if you don’t agree that it was political. you have allot of subscribers. I have allot of subscriptions. Looking at my subscriptions can be overwhelming for me if I’m looking for certain content at that particular moment. I found myself on the habit of binge watching certain channels of recent discovery’s. So if I stuck around it’s because I found a niche in your content that I don’t think I’ll find anywhere else. It’s could be content that you’ll never make again but I want to be around for when or if you do. That is why.

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schtinky 2018-03-22 00:47:11

My chromosome count and Iq count are both lower than the last digit of my social security number. Eleventy-seven.

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dwarf chicken 2018-12-17 11:55:48

Mood

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hello, mate 2021-11-14 05:15:33

But is just a theory, a YOUTUBE THEORY

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Rampage Gaming 2020-07-14 13:58:43

how come your video is 16 minutes long but your audio peeks about 20 kilometers high?

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iamspencerx 2020-03-12 22:16:13 (edited 2020-03-12 22:23:19 )

Well since you want some insights, your ytp is too loud, I might find a video interesting enough to watch, but the experience is so obnoxious that I'm probably not gonna watch another one for at least a couple months
edit: for clarification, I am talking about using ytp in videos like this one.

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Stinging Roger 2019-04-09 07:30:48

I know this video is heaps old but I love it so much

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KyoPewz 2017-08-28 04:05:53 (edited 2017-08-28 04:06:20 )

I subscribed because of this video and I'm never gonna watch another one of your videos. And there's nothing you can do to stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *twiddles evil thin mustache while tying you to a railroad* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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commal 2017-09-07 15:37:51

KyoPewz same here 😈😈😈😈

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yep alright 2017-10-17 05:11:51

your making us fat

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MaxTasker29 2017-11-13 22:32:20

KyoPewz top kek

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Linear 2017-12-02 04:22:16

KyoPewz I think you missed the point.

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Promateur Ent. 2018-01-28 17:20:37

KyoPewz Dr horrible is better

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schtinky 2018-03-22 00:48:38

Ew. Who uses trains anymore?

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epicool 2018-04-08 18:15:44

Who said a train is going to be used. He's going to be ran over by his downward spiral.

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Joel Sittler 2020-07-02 04:33:53

I wonder how many subscriber people just forgot because of videos on their personalized home page and youtube suggestions. Like me

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 00:05:55

This is an old ass video but for me I subscribe like I like videos - without much thought. I am subscribed to over 1000 channels, to the point where I don't watch like half the videos in my subscriptions, making it more like a second recommended tab.

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 00:08:28

Like, I love your videos - but I just have so many

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Roniel Alado 2020-04-27 03:51:14

Are you also subscribed to Senzawa and/or Caravan Palace?

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 04:01:33

@Roniel Alado yes

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Eliza the gamer 2020-04-27 15:18:52

@Nerdy Alien No, I don't think so

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Stona Lisa 2021-03-05 17:44:47

Lemon I have been a dead sub for a few channels in the past because of a loss in interest. Whenever I see a channel I don’t watch actively I tend to unsub. My ocd gets to me when there’s 200 channels in my sub feed I don’t watch. I like to believe I watch almost all of my subs at least once a week now but I have more cleanup to do.

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doggo bongo 2021-11-28 22:32:14

Am going to be honest I just made this comment just to let you know that I am a real subscriber and yes am smarter than a toaster

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Kelper Moon 2021-03-15 12:29:41

no, but seriously nice production value...

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Solger 2019-12-08 15:53:42

How much of your subs are just from the YTP years?

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bigekoms 2018-11-17 01:37:06

You rock emplemon

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Ghostinng 2020-04-30 05:25:40

i try to comment but sometimes i just want to binge watch and chill you know?

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NJOverclocked 2017-11-12 16:43:37

I actually don't resent people with more subscribers than me, I try to look up to them. Some of them, I do resent, but mostly for other reasons.

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Arcrokter 2018-07-01 13:13:00

That's a good way to look at subs if I say so myself

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HW 720 2018-07-03 19:12:55

I don't like you cuz you got a better number than me! Grrrrr.

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CaptainAlliance 2018-07-07 18:42:14

Goddamnit I'm not gonna be looked up, huh?

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Kokonut 2019-03-30 16:49:35

Now the default icons are the first letter of your name and some random color. I wonder how that would work for Arabic script or whatever.

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Babbleplay 2018-12-21 03:48:32

Well, as you invite critique, I'll take a minor poke at your audio editing. Many of the clips/sound bites are ear-shockingly loud compared to your narration voice sound level

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HiJak 2021-01-25 04:49:38

as of now 678 to 585 views
what a journey man can't wait to see it go on!

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CrackaLackTV 2019-08-05 17:01:05

Have you thought about creating a new channel with your new approach of content? I'm in the same boat of higher subs low average views

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Dankerma 2017-08-10 00:20:05

Nice

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MercifulUser32 2.0 2017-08-14 08:57:31

Fri _ Noice.

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Saanzan Bari 2017-08-14 20:42:03

D O - "Za warudo" - Show less

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I Don't Like Birds 2017-08-24 03:39:31

a s c e n d e d

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indeepj 2019-05-10 17:17:32

RNA

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Toasty the Toaster 2019-07-18 20:33:20

I'm subscribed to a bunch of shitty channels I watched when I was 12 and I'm too lazy to unsub.

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incinium z 2021-08-05 15:48:07

Emplemon, do you still read you comments? You said then you try and read the comments you get. So I'd like to ask: Do you still do that today, after all the changes you've gone through?

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Jackson Roberts 2020-08-09 18:35:50

I don’t really care about the sub count, I just feel bad for good channels with little subs, I just subscribe to try help

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Earthbjorn Nahkaimurrao 2018-10-24 15:17:30

Youtube should promote channels that have high watch/subscriber ratios. Are there any data tools for searching for channels with high watch/subscriber ratios?

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Gooby Doo 2020-06-05 01:30:14

2020: 519k views, 568k subs. Good work.

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WRH MOTORSPORT 2020-02-05 16:57:13

now that i know you read comments , ill try and leave them as soon as the next video comes out . Ill also try and make them concise but constructive

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SpriteXP! 2021-07-15 20:49:13

How do I know if someone is a Empty Subscribers

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Imbus666OfDoom FingeringArroundDatG-string 2021-08-24 06:16:39

8:35 isnt that suicide note pt.2 from pantera?

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Gus 2018-05-08 11:23:20

This is Gods Work right here.

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Detective Emma 2018-12-30 16:23:55

sub count is meaning less just like the example you gave V-sauce and watch mojo but sometimes a subscriber is behind on your content that's all but yeah sometimes they are just empty subscribers

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Detective Emma 2018-12-30 16:26:29

and yeah the LOL comment is such an annoying type of comment and it totally suck the fun out of the creative process

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Timber Lin 2020-05-05 09:46:16

damn, all this time i didnt know you were serious about unsubscribing

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eozinom 2019-05-07 06:42:01

I'm just here for your commentary lol

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VVLX 2020-04-08 05:19:16

But consider how many subs he got.

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Abdalaziz Alkhames 2021-01-04 17:33:15

Please , my ears is damaged :(
This video is amazing but my ears will not be the same ...

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Michael Paltzer 2021-04-16 04:33:19

Lesssgo!! Emp is a nonpinapple on pizza person

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spire of invisible echis 2019-11-25 03:25:09

dude, just wanna say that you're probably one of the most innovative channels on this stink fest of a website. you have an unfiltered, raw style of commentary coupled with the literal best visuals i've seen, which definitely comes from your history as a ytp artist. not just that, you're genuine among a lot of fakeass youtubers around who are too busy being inoffensive puppets than coming off as actual human beings.

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ya-boi-mees 2021-01-11 22:05:02 (edited 2021-01-11 22:06:26 )

you have like, 4 times as much now, yet your views still get less, about 100k, I think those empty subs are still around, the same from 4 ys ago

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NSPcrazY112 2016-11-21 19:28:06

I am a legitimate subscriber.

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Inversion 2019-07-08 03:03:01

As of July 8, 2019, EmpLemon has 461k subscribers and 435k views.

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JJFBlaster 2020-10-27 03:18:01

EmpLemon: Tries to understand the YouTube term "Subscriber"
Also EmpLemon: Missuses the term "Triggered"

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Kuru 2019-06-02 08:42:07

this is the memeiest unintentional asmr.

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GreenSpyGuy 2021-11-14 07:20:09

now he's getting more views than subs hahaha.........Damn yall need to sub more

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Oz 2016-11-21 03:59:01

now i see the method of this madness, understood but i fine either

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Oz 2016-11-21 03:59:06

way

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Matt J 2016-11-21 04:12:41

Glad you made that second comment. Really cleared things up.

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andybaldman 2019-12-03 07:54:39

Dude, I love your topics and arguments. But please please please cut with the YTP styling and huge volume bursts. Makes it fucking impossible to enjoy, despite the quality of the info you are presenting.

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Diggy Pickbeard 2019-09-27 10:17:50

My empty sub rate on my most viewed video is -400%
18 subs
72 views

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An_Annoying_Cat 2019-03-22 07:06:13

Gummy bears + pizza is the real deal.

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Kuasocto 2019-01-16 15:29:47

In 2019 it seems your subscribers stopped being empty. Or more unsubscried people like me watch you.

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FrameRater 2017-09-20 04:07:04 (edited 2017-09-20 04:09:35 )

I get that you find the empty subscribers pointless... but a question I have is: why bother even addressing it if it genuinely doesn't matter?
You've got empty subscribers. They don't detract or add to your channel as far as I can tell. If anything, that subscriber number bait theory is a reason why having a higher number is a better thing. So like... why do you want people to unsub so badly? There's a negative effect you're touching on, but from your video I wasn't able to figure out what that was.
If another end goal is to inspire YouTube to change, then there you go, that's another potential reason, but we both know YouTube won't do shit.

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Black Hippy 2018-06-30 01:34:31

FrameRater he's being educational. This is for the people that think subs equal view count. Like if your starting a channel this is something I'd suggest watching so I could guess that's why

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Sidd 2018-07-02 03:15:21

Black Hippy click through rate actually matters in the algorithm as well. If you have a bunch of empty subs then your channel will be less recommended in the algorithm.

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popopop984 2018-07-07 03:37:34

It's also a matter of pride. It's like having a gigantic castle- amazing sub count, that looks like a god but is merely a fake paper castle that doesn't show its true strength

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Black Hippy 2018-07-11 23:21:57

Siddmasher factual.

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Quickscope One Eighty 2019-06-16 21:57:13

It looks like you almost got what you want

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Anything Agency 2020-04-15 04:29:37

Look at you now! Successful with something you enjoy again. I think?

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Captain Watermelon 2020-10-02 21:07:40

Why does everybody H A T E pineapple on pizza?

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Timber Lin 2020-05-05 09:50:56

reminds me a lot of why filthyfrank quit filthyfrank

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Taco Flavored Burrito 2018-01-27 05:21:25 (edited 2018-01-27 05:22:04 )

0:20 how long it takes to complete a TF2 mvm mannup tour

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çșŠçż°ćĄžçșł 2018-10-17 02:54:40

It really do be like that though

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Somniad 2018-11-30 07:07:07

are you telling me
that in order to figure out an accurate measure of reality
I have to use... MULTIPLICATION?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mightilybix 2020-06-23 12:21:21

You could try making a new channel? Advertise it on this one and get real viewers to move over?

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Baronzad 2021-09-20 00:47:19

what is the ytp at 9:25? I distinctively remember that specific explosion sfx in a toy story ytp but it's been so long that i've forgotten the name

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Trevor Eklof 2020-10-28 23:37:04

See this video on the popular internet platform known as "YouTube" is equal to nuttritionless matter that goes through the human intestines known as "s***"

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Max200012 2018-01-06 14:04:51

02:11 my pet rock asks for number of this episode

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Kevin Siungdung 2018-02-15 16:35:56

Whats a rock

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Klobi for President 2018-04-11 15:17:16

Kevin Siungdung
Something very hard and rigid ;)

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Puff Daddy 2018-04-21 13:56:27

My bros dictionary

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Pan 2018-08-25 01:31:39

Season 2 episode 9
"Chicken crosses the hole"

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lunar axel 2019-02-22 16:02:58

i think it would be smart to make a channel on bitchute because YouTube is heading down hill and you might want a secondary cite to post your videos on

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Jordan Spencer 2019-09-24 16:53:09

Pineapple on pizza is cool. I'll eat it if someone else orders it but I only do it myself every third blue moon

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Joeychu 2020-04-08 16:18:15

there is also the type of sub who is only subbed for 1 specific series, i have a bunch of chanels im subbed to where i only watch 1 in 10 videos because i dont care for the other content

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rover 2020-04-12 07:11:11

Same here. There Is also a few channels i watch but upload too much content that I dont want filling up my feed so I dont sub.

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Therworldtube 2020-04-15 02:24:20

You know you have a stable subscription if you have 40 channels subscribed for the content

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JohnnyKlebitzRevenge 2021-06-19 05:27:47 (edited 2021-06-19 05:31:26 )

I blame Shrek. Also #sticksoutfordiabeetus

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Harambe Kringspier 2017-08-11 22:05:02

When I see 280 lbs I think. "What the fuck are these measurements. Freedom units my ass."

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-01-14 03:43:34

Your content is good, I subbed, if you read this hi

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Lordkaos31 * 2021-01-29 16:54:20

Here we are 2021 and watchmojo is at some 23 million subscribers with their videos getting fewer than 100k

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Lordkaos31 * 2021-01-29 17:04:18

Looking at their videos they seem to average around 70k per video or in other words about 99.997% of their subscribers don’t watch their videos 0.003 % that’s less than half of a quarter of a single percent

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Sakboi2012 2020-06-11 01:42:20

good content man

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mrpieceofwork 2019-11-26 00:33:14

Now I'm confused on if I should subscribe or not...

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Paul Loy 2021-01-27 04:46:28

It's 2021 and now sub count has been relegated second fiddle to the algorithm

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Alex K 2019-02-08 23:56:44

What if I subbed but don’t watch the YT poops?

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BroSpeed3 2019-01-01 09:08:42

What if the we empty sub is someone who just forgot about you

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GD MilkyMarauder 2021-07-22 14:59:36

Summoning salt has like zero empty subscribers almost

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Wayne Kerr 2019-12-29 15:49:01

Great reverse psychology, I now feel obligated to subscribe and never watch one of your videos again.

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Seraphim VR 2020-05-02 07:25:00

Lemon got 500k subs!

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Virgo the Macaw 2021-07-11 11:27:54 (edited 2021-07-15 22:22:29 )

"Sticks out for diabetes" 3:05

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Submarine Seb 2019-06-14 15:24:27 (edited 2019-06-14 16:43:18 )

I used to watch frequently but now I don’t maybe that’s a part of the problem, BUT I DO UNDEAD SUB!

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mat 2018-06-30 03:47:49

Nice video. 100% agree with the part that says pineapple on pizza is good.

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Felipe Kessler 2018-10-27 15:31:26

3/10 its not anime otherwise its a 9/10

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TheRedCap 2019-06-30 02:28:50

11:33 leaving this here for my enjoyment

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Jose 2021-02-05 20:53:48

Pineapple belongs on pizza. That is a fact.

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Tech101 2021-02-28 09:42:49

692k sub's 590k views. That's pretty damn close.

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E Schel 2019-08-01 00:06:39

Legit question: how is the opposite called? A regular viewer who issnt subscribed.

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mrpieceofwork 2019-11-26 00:48:47

I think my "MySpace" account is still out there... if that means anything to you (actually, that's a really bad reference... my bad)

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Jacob Ford 2020-04-24 19:21:58

"It's your boy ECKLEHMON!"

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Myself Awesome Dude 2021-06-14 18:31:44

Half of your subscribers are probably my old accounts that I forgot the passwords to

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PaJeezy 2017-05-17 03:19:42 (edited 2017-05-17 03:22:10 )

If I have 150 subs and get 150-1,500 views per video, am I 1000% popular?

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4nt 2017-09-03 00:31:06

PaJeezy You're under-subscribed.

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Carpet Beetle 2019-04-04 03:21:57

When did you pick a version of Admiral Ackbar for an icon?

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Duatia 2020-06-12 05:51:24

Emp, you may not like pineapple on pizza, but don't try to force me to not eat pineapple on pizza. Don't touch my hawaiian pizza.

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Jude Furr 2020-04-09 05:21:58

Yeah you have a real audience

1 like
supremechaosbeing ŰȘ 2021-07-12 21:03:22

people say subscribe to pewdiepie but that doesn't mean the new subs like his content

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Mediocre Hyper 2021-07-12 17:50:14

jeez, why do such old videos get recommended yet new videos don't get recommended

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Reece 2018-11-29 16:09:42

Pineapple on pizza is a mortal sin only if there is no ham.

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Michael Angelo 2019-11-28 21:37:22

What was that "I'm pressing it I'm pressing it!" clip from it was edited in hilariously

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Shagarakar 2019-12-03 17:43:23

Michael Angelo i think from drake and josh

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MegaDesk 2021-10-08 04:07:51

Cool theory good video nice bonus rant

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Temporal Amythest 2019-11-30 20:39:50

1:05 is that a pink floyd reference

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Azathoth 2019-12-02 12:04:06

I will comment for ya buddy. I dont exactly trust you emp lemon soooooo their ya go.

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BraveMaverick46 2022-01-12 02:36:40

not the tables have turned you get more views than how many subs you have or around
that

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DarkGaia 2020-08-03 09:42:41

Imagine not watching his videos, cringe

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That's NotMe 2018-05-20 10:06:02

Alright fine
I subscribed back to you after a year of being Unsubbed
I hope you have no strong feelings one way or another

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Hank The Tank 2019-03-27 04:32:59

I see what you did there. 😉

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Unknown 2019-07-18 12:59:24

All you do is COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN

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The Idiotic Gamer 2020-08-13 01:38:33

Do people really stay subscribed to channels they don't watch?

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Lethal_Spoon 2020-08-13 16:35:56

ye

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danX2M 2020-08-15 02:18:52

Yea

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ĐœĐ±Đœ ĐŠŃ€ĐžĐœĐłĐ” Đ‘ĐŸŃ… 2019-07-11 05:13:51

Is ChocolateGamer69 the alternate reality PewDiePie...?
...like, I wanna know!

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A 2018-10-29 04:45:18

you're brilliant.

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Joel Moore 2019-11-26 18:47:15 (edited 2019-11-26 18:47:30 )

the funny thing is that the views on this video is close to the sub sount

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Diurty DanTV 2017-08-31 17:40:21

You don't say "This is shit".
You say "This is shit BECAUSE..."

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Buster Boy 2019-03-29 14:02:06

I need more loud noises, this is trash in its current state

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Alan Greenspan 2019-03-23 03:38:59

Who doesn't enjoy a good old fashioned cheap thrill and slap on the dick with their truth bombs?

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smolfruit77 2021-02-13 18:14:42

what if they were called "flab subscribers"

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G- -stef 2020-04-22 20:31:09 (edited 2020-04-22 20:31:19 )

Can anyone identify the music from around 2:32 - 4:25? I checked the description but feel like I can't find it.

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James Bond 2016-11-21 03:39:02

it's the youtube illuminati

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James Bond 2016-11-21 03:40:34

7:14

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Theodore Baker 2020-04-08 18:29:58

Before even watching the video, I just gotta say, I obviously dont watch every video that youtubers I'm subbed to release. I simply dont have time. And In not subbed to everyone I watch videos by either

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Edsknife 2020-02-24 17:13:30

Downward spiral: opposite of Tengen Toppa

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Shigsisovich 2021-03-31 21:24:28

Nothin like pineapple on a good ol pie

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Fuck The Police 2021-02-25 11:07:12

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. fact. Even the ones who say they like it just lie to piss everyone off

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PsychoVdude13x 2016-11-21 03:52:23

This even happens on a small scale. 13 subs and my most recent video has 2 views at the time of typing this.

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BeOneWithTheUnity 2016-11-21 04:23:39

You post Irregularly and only stuff that attracts very few people, Try to branch out.

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MxCn 2016-11-21 10:14:21

162 subs. And.... Actually a decent number of views. Views are all over the place. More on the actual vids I put out and less on my music stuff.

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Pan 2018-11-30 00:24:25

Pineapple Pizza is my least favorite pizza

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Chore Boy 2018-12-30 16:48:29

Perhaps some of the reason there's such a wide difference in sub count and view count is because YT likes being selective with who they notify and which videos they'll put in your sub feed. Just yesterday (12/29/18), the only way to see a 10-hour old video of somebody I am subbed to was to go to their channel. Just looked and it's still not visible in sub feed. This shit that started around a year ago still happens, so it's a feature that's here to stay rather than the bug they made it out to be.
Basically, it's protecting the virginal ears of users for when a channel has a shift in the type of content they produce, like if a gaming channel turns toxic gamer commentary channel. Oh my, we must think of the children. They may hear edgy opinions masked as satire. They'll corrupt the youth with their hip-swinging and rock 'n roll, err, I mean with their, uh, toxic masculinity and racism! Yeah!

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Matheus G 2018-11-12 14:31:38

man you should do more smart videos like the trump one, your other videos are pretty boring

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Seagull Australis 2020-07-10 18:56:18

Pineapple belongs on pizza.

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Badtooth 2020-04-04 09:42:37

"listen very closely."
you think i'm some fucking amateur?

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Joseph Brownlee 2020-05-04 23:28:58

only EmpLemon would tell people to unsubscribe

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Mr. Moron 2020-05-12 00:24:31

Hey emplrmon. I have a quick idea on how to make clear that youbwant people to unsub to you. Add "unsubscribe dammit" before your name, or a varient of it. It might help trim a bit. But knowing youtube that wont change anything. Just a small idea that will inevitably drown under the LOL's and "this is shit" comments

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maxturbo45 2020-09-10 22:58:23

Subbed since '12 (honestly idk) "and i just cant get enough" (Black Guy Pees)

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kaeseluchs 2020-09-13 22:58:31

great song

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Garrett Anderson 2017-09-29 11:58:57

But EmpLemon what about those that bot subs and views?

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Eesa 2019-10-21 11:51:45 (edited 2019-10-21 11:51:51 )

He reads every comment?





You lost the game

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AnduRo 2019-01-13 16:44:25

M8 i have this problem too , i look beond the numbers and i see that i get 30 views per video in avrage while having 100 subs and no comments (like comments are the single way for me to feel that human being is actualy watching my videos , and when i see get super excited , the kind of exitement that a pirate whould have when he sees land after 2 weeks at sea with no land in sight ,and yes i get a comment every 2 weeks )

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Töxoplasma Gandhi 2018-10-24 15:07:09 (edited 2018-10-24 15:13:56 )

phew good thing he said pineapple on pizza is disgusting or id have had to unsub hey guys is this meme still kool xd

Anyone who unironically thinks as I posted above, down the road. Not across the street. Jesus. But I used to be something of an empty subscriber when it came to content. Don't get me wrong. I'd view things, but viewing and subbing were the extent of my attachment to a name. I thought I was gonna be somebody and couldn't let my name get out, hahahahahelp.

>peak
Nope

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AIRBRUSHING WITH STUARTIZM DESIGNS, LLC 2019-01-08 22:00:12

Lol..i feel your pain..89% of people who watch mine are non subscribers:)

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SokkA 2016-11-21 10:06:15

Neutral opinion of pineapple on pizza

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Turtlemanjones 2017-05-21 06:33:29

The Octagon Master with Super Saiyan Vader Cruise your name is amazing

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Infra Violet 2021-02-28 08:40:39

i enjoy the robo-dale guest star to introduce you

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Honk Honk 2019-09-18 02:16:04

Latest example is T-series. Massive subcount but bare minimum view count

1 like
Winston Durham 2021-12-16 03:50:46

I fucking love your videos

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What 2019-09-04 04:54:29

8:47
How to treat your slaves (Leviticus 6:204595403030203939393395060605959)

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epicool 2018-04-08 18:00:39

3:02 WHY AREN'T THE SIMPSONS GREEN IN THIS SCENE!!!!

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Tmanpuncher27 2020-08-14 07:37:19

I agree with the pineapple on pizza

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Mark Miller 2019-06-26 22:57:02

3:23 I’ve heard this song somewhere and I have no idea where and it’s not listed in the description AAAAHH

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Nathan Heaver 2019-02-08 07:54:42

the views for this video has nearly caught up

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D.E. Chambers 2019-03-22 05:49:25

that's fucking 8 -bit Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group at like the very top of the video NICE

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Bread.mp4 2018-06-30 01:47:32 (edited 2018-06-30 01:49:37 )

All I heard is HOOPLA
Also nice SPACEBALLS reference clip thing

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Mann-Nova 2020-04-09 19:46:03

The views still haven't caught up unfortunately.

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Khazan 2018-10-24 16:46:38 (edited 2018-10-24 16:50:56 )

Like your vids but shit get annoying when random shit happens like keep it short.. example the sounds!!!!

0 likes
John Cake 2020-04-08 08:35:09

the song in the Canadian moustache WatchMojo bit is called acceptable in the 80s

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DogInDaGrass 2018-12-22 11:15:38

makes me feel like unsubscribing to all the youtube shchtuff I don't want to watch anymore

0 likes
andrewbmaher 2019-11-23 02:14:03

good video, thanks fir posting

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Unfinished Sentenc 2019-02-17 05:31:14

I don't believe that you've read 5000 comments on this video here. But I do respect you.

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SleepyRaccoon 2019-08-18 23:26:23

Is that Weatherscan music I hear?

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PopCorny 2018-12-29 22:36:56

You also get subscribed to random YouTubers which is odd.

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Giga Vivian 2016-11-21 09:39:12 (edited 2016-11-21 09:39:35 )

I just noticed I have "Top 10 Most Hilarious deaths in Anime" from WatchMojo....WTF! Talking about actually showing that dead horse as content!

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Giga Vivian 2016-11-21 10:09:25

*in the recommended side bar

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[Elephant Ghost] 2019-10-06 23:28:33

Honestly, I’m so glad the mlg editing disappeared

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Stona Lisa 2021-03-05 17:37:09

Oh shit you may hit 1 mil this year

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cody boone 2020-09-09 16:12:31

But for real tho im subscribed to a bunch of people that I never subscribed to or dont remember doing so..

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Dave's Gachi Channel 2020-03-26 10:18:13

way too dank, my ears are bleeding

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Terror 2016-11-21 04:27:55

'member when emp wasn't trying to turn into game theory? I 'member

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 04:39:30

Gape Theory? Gay Theory?

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Terror 2016-11-21 04:39:58

Cleveland steam theory

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064razor 2016-11-21 04:46:16

Thomas Avena Stanley Steem theory

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JS 2016-11-21 04:46:43

oo I 'memeber

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Contrakin 2016-11-21 12:31:12

You ever had a snowdog?

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064razor 2016-11-21 13:51:25

Contrakin no

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Contrakin 2016-11-21 17:27:46

@064razor Would you be willing to take the Snowdog challenge? Y'know thats how Jay-Z got in the Illuminati

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Insectoid Inheritor 2016-11-21 18:18:03

A Gabe Theory?

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Fleece Manjenkins 2016-11-22 04:14:26

pepperridge farm remembers






i'm sorry

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Birbddha 2016-11-22 12:49:51

An Uncle Gubsy Theory
GUBBING INTENSIFIES

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DullDuck 2016-11-22 19:55:32

Thomas Avena ooh I member

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Terror 2016-11-23 02:00:02

@Fleece Manjenkins oldie but goodie

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Ramsier Jouster 2016-11-25 18:37:04

+AwesomeGamer123 no

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Arrhidaios Pydnaean 2016-11-28 14:54:34

'member when game theory was great and not so navel-gazing?

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Terror 2016-11-30 04:50:30

@Arrhidaios Pydnaean ooooh I member

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TackyWhale 2016-12-01 03:21:33

Gabe Newell Theory.

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Civilized Joke 2016-12-02 08:44:45

Pepperidge Farms Remembers!

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Ramsier Jouster 2016-12-02 22:13:02

+Civilized Joke understand the reference

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gone 2017-01-15 01:41:34

Thomas Avena I dont im new

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T Hernandez 2017-01-23 20:21:30

Thomas Avena I DON'T CARE
ITS COOL JUST ENJOY IT😠😠

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Jazztache 2017-01-30 07:51:02

E L A B O R 8 .

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conka096 2017-08-21 02:14:59

Mobile except hes actually good

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An_Annoying_Cat 2019-03-22 07:07:42 (edited 2019-03-22 07:08:52 )

My name is SpongeBob Pinapple Pizza
I am 110 years old
My favorite color is crimson
I’m a real human being
Yes I am

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rokka 2020-05-03 07:09:35

An_Annoying_Cat should have waited another 310 years

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ManyNames 2020-07-30 09:37:57

How does this contribute to the video?

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The Dane 2020-08-18 15:10:51

@ManyNames Yes.

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ManyNames 2020-08-18 17:52:46

@The Dane Doesn't help the connection at all. It's not connected to the main video at all. It's not even funny.

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The Dane 2020-08-18 20:05:01

@ManyNames Welcome to the internet bud.

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ManyNames 2020-08-18 21:48:50

@The Dane If this is what the Internet is going to become, a lot of fun will be drained.

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The Dane 2020-08-18 22:02:55

@ManyNames Well, that's a subjective matter.

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ManyNames 2020-08-18 23:28:02

@The Dane Humor is subjective, and I use my view to say that it's not funny. What isn't subject is the relation to the video, which there is at least very little of. My point is the original comment is largely unrelated to the main video.

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Renszic 2021-03-16 21:09:34

@ManyNames did you not see the part where emp says,
“you don’t know them, you don’t know what their favourite colour is or if they like pineapple pizza”

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ManyNames 2021-03-16 22:30:20

@Renszic It's still random. They doesn't say whether they like Pineapple Pizza or not, just that their name is Spongebob Pineapple Pizza.

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Notabotatall _ 27 2020-08-16 07:09:43

im going to say it, ear rape isnt funny.

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River Easterling 2019-09-27 23:11:08

8:35 a pantera intro nice man.

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Honk Honk 2019-09-18 02:21:30

What should happen is if you dont watch a channels video for over month

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Sallaman 2016-11-21 04:54:48

yo, where can i get a copy of that downward spiral remix by paperking99?

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 04:56:59

Smash dat mfkin link in the description, boi

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Matthew Soucy 2016-11-21 11:13:15

The downward spiral has gone too far

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Dah-Rahn Mahk-Strahvahk 2019-01-21 19:39:50

LMFAO AT THAT TOYS GONE WILD REFERENCE

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Dah-Rahn Mahk-Strahvahk 2019-01-21 19:42:42

Aaaaaand now I’m sad that I’m one of those impulsive subs...

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Big Doggy 2018-12-27 10:49:12

Pineapples are OK on pizza

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VanK 2021-06-06 05:15:57

Its 2021 you have 768k sub but your average view per cid is 1.5 mil

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Ortherner 2021-07-16 01:17:20

I’m a kid and i like these videos

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Gabriel M. 2017-09-15 14:33:58

IM PRESSIN IT
IM PRESSIN IT

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Ibrahim Gazzar 2019-04-01 10:30:39 (edited 2019-04-01 10:31:46 )

8:15 omg... watch mojo has 11,805 videos as of nov 2016?????????????????????????????????????WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?


EDIT:as of april 2019 they have 16k videos......

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WonderfulBeans 2019-01-08 13:59:05

how to get a seisure on the intro xD

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Phony The Phonograph 2020-07-06 18:59:41 (edited 2020-07-06 19:28:29 )

I do watch the videos... Sometimes I just don't comment because I don't think I have anything interesting to say so I don't.

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The destroyer of opinions 2020-01-02 18:20:32

I also think that pineapple are disgusting on pizza

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Whiffy5 2016-11-21 03:53:17

'Member when subscriber numbers mattered ? 'Cause I 'member.

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 03:56:43

'MEMBER THE EWOK VILLAGE?

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Daridin Dumont 2016-11-21 04:37:57

+EmpLemon ooo I member

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Kane Williams 2016-11-21 04:39:29

I member!! When you're a small youtuber. Other than that no

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Ligma Jones 2016-11-21 15:51:34

me too.

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Dr. Bubby 2020-04-09 06:11:23

WAIT you can't unsub if you're not subbed yet

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MinerHFilms 2019-09-23 23:05:35

My IQ is the same as my subscriber count
67

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bingoccolon 2019-11-29 21:23:23

this vid has 468k views
at the time of writing this, you have 491k
nice

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** 2019-12-20 11:59:58

I just sub’d last week, but this video’s 3 years old... should I stay or should I go?

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Memon_Dayz 2020-04-02 08:55:48

I became an empty subscriber for a while when I wasn’t into ytps but ended up coming back when I saw this new age of content from you

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Binary Messiah 2019-06-20 04:41:09 (edited 2019-06-20 04:50:52 )

2019 late to the party: 430k views and 458 subs

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Nippontradamus 2018-10-31 15:16:09

If it means anything
Video essay (with little poop) > diarrhea

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FullBenderNetwork 2019-11-25 14:15:08

Hi from 2019 Pineapple and pizza is still gross...

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Brickertown 2016-11-21 03:53:46

I think it would be a legitimately good idea to have "Thanks for unsubscribing" as your outro.

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Brickertown 2016-11-21 03:54:12

I mean this with the best regards. I thought it was hilarious

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Jazztache 2017-12-16 01:52:04

Lol

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Nikki Babaii 2017-12-29 18:52:08

I come from the future! He does use that for this outros now

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Incompetence Logistics 2018-01-03 21:16:20

Brickertown ye

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No Diggity 2020-11-12 02:08:13

I'm unsubscribing, I'm still going to watch your videos, but with the volume turned right down and my eyes closed.

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BIK3R 2019-12-15 03:24:49

Emp lemon be like

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Jovanni Perez 2020-02-09 22:13:04 (edited 2020-02-09 22:23:24 )

Cool theory, but can I get my hearing back?

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Eain Patton 2021-07-20 00:04:43

That John Oliver made go back for a sec

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Zachary Hentze 2019-09-30 12:01:17

Pineapple on pizza is awesome

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CrazyBoris 06 2020-01-02 21:20:03

MY FAVORite pizza is pineapple w/ ranch and meatlovers

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Zephroze 2020-12-04 00:50:41

Weird because I unsubbed when you stopped making poops, grew up, and now I'm back.

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ETP 2019-06-19 13:55:13 (edited 2019-06-19 13:55:24 )

Im sorry but i had to point this out. When he said when his comments were constructive all i saw (besides the barneyisperverted comment) was this is beautiful or this is pretty good. how is that anymore constructive than this is shit?

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normal idiot 2020-08-07 16:43:53

I wonder how many of my subscribers know I have content

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Joe Swanson 2020-07-17 16:50:39

The documentaries are pretty sick nasty ngl

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Andy Stuart 2020-09-02 12:36:38

There's an old german saying "zis ist shiza'

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Heavy0331 2021-03-27 21:04:46

pineapple on pizza is good*
*for me at least

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Cosmo 99 2018-10-01 18:16:22 (edited 2021-02-27 20:12:07 )

It's an interesting topic. And don't forget that there are some dead accounts that are subbed to you. Some people maybe subbed a year ago but don't go on YouTube at all anymore. I remember I had a dead account from when I was like 13, and I subbed to people that I'm no longer subbed to, so I still add to their sub count but don't watch them anymore. And then there are some people that I'm subbed to on this account and the old one so essentially I subbed twice to some people. So maybe a lot of these aren't people that are just skipping over you in their sub feed, maybe they just aren't present anymore. And they'll probably never unsub since they'll probably never come back to the account. I get the feeling a vast majority of your empty subs are like that since you were previously a YTP channel. Some people just grew out of it. I've been watching some you your new videos lately and I can see potential. A lot of videos about talking current events or interesting topics with added memes and or earrape seems to have a growing audience. Oh and one more thing. This is shit.

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Sol Dio 2018-10-29 17:32:06

Notifications don't work.

Feed rarely shows channel im subscribed to.

Subscribed to more than im willing to scroll through my feed.

Subscribed to more than i have time to ever watch.

Did i mention notifications don't work?

Spend hours debating people on the comment section to improve my lacking social skills due to having too large of a subscription list.

Reply notifications don't work either.

Send help.

More videos are longer that 15min and i watch them anyway.

Sometimes i just listen to them as background noise while doing chores when they are 1hr+ long and still can't keep up.

Are subscriber counts like social media numbers? The amount of deceased users outnumber the living ones and only grows larger?

Will subscriber counts become a graveyard stele 50 years from now?

syntax_error

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Somthingnew 2019-11-28 13:56:08

Im so smart Im not even subscribed in the first place

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Jom Dobck 2022-06-14 15:28:06

Hello. Male, 47 and pineapple pizza is seems gross. To be honest, I’ve never tried it though

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new paper 2020-04-26 17:57:09

Pineapple on Pizza is delicious.

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ĐŸŃ€ĐžĐłĐžĐœĐ°Đ»ŃŒĐœŃ‹Đč ĐșĐŸĐŒĐ”ĐœŃ‚Đ°Ń‚ĐŸŃ€ 2018-09-18 19:06:50

plz do artiliry only

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mering52 2019-03-18 19:14:24

ISP

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Gage Brammer 2019-12-18 03:13:45

Even though nobody cares, my favorite color is yellow. Now you know!

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Squidtronic 2020-05-14 16:57:58

Lemon- just please, make any sense at all

Comments- fine, this is shit because i said so (;

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petroll.02 2019-11-22 05:57:50 (edited 2019-11-22 05:58:34 )

"lol" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Edit: omg thanks 4 2k likes i luv you all💖💖💖💖💖

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MP-Lily 2018-12-23 03:26:41

Am I strange for disliking my my sub count for being high? I haven’t made a single video. Yet I have over 50 subs. And meanwhile my best friend who actually makes amazing videos has less than half the subs I have. I get subs just because I make comments that are witty(I have nearly a thousand likes on a comment that was posted on a video from 2015(my account isn’t even a year old)). And for the occasional tease at what videos I might make. And because I support small channels that actually do post content. Seriously, it’s like this:
Me: * attempts to promote channel *
Me: * gains subs *
The channel I’m trying to promote gains no subs.
Me: excuse me what the fuck

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bailey i 2017-11-09 17:45:25

1 year later 100,000 more

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Isshi Shiro Order of Golden Kite 2021-08-16 03:34:38

Tell me now, I was subscribe long ago but YouTube did stuff.

You hate pineapple pizza
I love pineapple pizza

And chocolate chip Pizza or cream

But I won't hate you cause why, you brought YtP to my life.

And now it's time to rise weather the new YouTubers well gain or make deals,

Your kind of YouTubers like myself long ago will live

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Driesipops 2020-08-26 14:24:19

that leafy joke hits different now that he is terminated

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The Minnesota Bill 2020-03-01 00:00:17

Pineapple on Pizza is disgusting



Prove me Wrong

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Inverted_Paradox 2020-06-02 21:50:49

I love your current videos

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nate 2018-11-29 04:25:31

oh this video was uploaded on my birthday
epic

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Cashlost2 2020-08-03 01:43:18

The third set of subscribers are pity subscribers aka my subscribers they saw my videos wow worst ytps I ever saw I'm gonna subscribe to cheer him up. Well they aren't wrong about my content being shit

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McThirdDegree 2021-10-18 15:48:55 (edited 2021-10-18 15:49:01 )

I really want to believe that you are a big NIN fan

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Ford Cran 2019-03-25 03:45:58

Now your dead sub % is like 5% atta boy emp

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Andyblarg's Music 2020-06-06 21:51:28

I understand not wanting empty Subscribers. I hate asking people to subscribe, especially if I know they wouldn't enjoy my content. I want my subs to be people who actively want to watch my videos whenever I upload them. Good job EmpLemon.

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River White 2016-11-21 03:33:12

You should do a YouTube Poop of a movie called Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland.

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ZLScratch 2016-11-21 04:18:26

Frying Little Nemo

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Astrospect 2020-08-10 12:19:25

Pineapple on pizza? How about cheddar cheese on apple pie? People actually eat that shit.

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Liam Maarhuis 2020-08-26 19:01:34

Im not empty Im just not fully present still love me <3

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Indah Huegele 2018-11-29 00:48:38

GENTLE GIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT woohoo!

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LilHeinz94 2021-11-11 08:03:30 (edited 2021-11-11 08:10:04 )

U made it homie. u in the big leagues now
Give some credit to the empty’s who made ur channel have a chance at the algorithm gamble games

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nick stgelais 2017-08-27 03:30:06

đŸ‘‚đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ‘„đŸ‘đŸ‘‚đŸ»
I feel therefore am reel

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Khoa Vo 2020-04-03 12:55:58

volume normalization my dude

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Joe 2019-06-12 16:03:21

I like pineapple on pizza. I think it is fine.

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Joe 2019-06-12 16:03:16

I like pineapple on pizza. I think it is fine.

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TheY2AProblem 2018-10-29 04:22:53

Pineapple on pizza is a thing.

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Slash687 2016-11-21 05:24:14

Please gauge my mood and tone

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EmpLemon 2016-11-21 05:35:20

Cheeky

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BFAproductions 2016-11-21 06:51:41

fuku u WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?

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BlackHumOur 2020-07-20 17:40:12

Two seconds of Suicide Note Pt.2 and you didn't get flagged for it?

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Inversion 2019-07-08 03:03:35

Let's measure the empty subscribers of PewDiePie and T-Series.

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k 2019-12-12 03:15:39

What about people like me who watch a lot of your videos but aren't subscribed :p

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SoundByte 2020-04-17 23:52:15

pineapple pizza is pretty great

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Logan Harrison 2018-07-02 19:56:37

This is pants

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Logan Harrison 2018-07-15 23:27:16

Please don't :(

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Duck 2018-07-17 08:28:28

Stewart Meetball it’s a joke

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Logan Harrison 2018-07-17 08:36:20

:'(

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Fernan 2018-07-30 08:52:14

IlluminatiGames 1623676 NO! ThIs IS pAtrIcK!!!!!!!!

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Loaded Dice 2018-09-24 19:51:50

Eet pant

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Logan Harrison 2018-09-24 19:53:55

Two months ago, damn

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Logan Harrison 2018-09-28 21:03:43

And this video was from 2016. How did you all find this comment?

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Wildwabagoose 2018-10-21 06:07:12

yes

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Miss Eli 2018-10-29 02:13:55

@Wildwabagoose maybe...

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WangleLine 2018-11-28 03:18:52

This is shirts

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Mr Villager 2019-01-05 07:49:57

WangleLine this is sapata

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Lighthouse Point Enthusiast 2019-01-27 13:09:20

why?

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470K 2019-03-29 07:31:06

Drink Bread!

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Steelers Fan 2019-01-19 01:23:02

12:09 Ha omfg he said "some random quote from the video" loooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Faceball 2019-07-20 09:05:27

I feel people sub to pews cuz he’s the most popular YouTuber

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amog us 2021-05-13 18:49:19 (edited 2021-05-23 01:58:58 )

man if loud = funny than this vid is exceedingly funny 😂😂😂

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soceity 2021-05-19 16:22:14

Too loud pls less bad

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Late Night Person 2018-12-27 07:21:51 (edited 2018-12-27 07:22:01 )

"Children! I WANNA DIE "

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THISISTHIS 2016-11-22 00:23:34

>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that not everyone is going to care about/watch every video you make.
>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that most people don't have strong enough feelings to wax poetic about YTPs.
>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that when you pee in someone's Cheerios they aren't going to go into a long essay on the specifics of why they don't like you peeing in said cereal.
Come on now.

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EmpLemon 2016-11-22 00:31:49

So me not wanting to make a video is equivalent to me pissing in your cereal. Okay. Ok. I'm sure you're just a wonderful ball of sunshine in real life, and you're only being nasty here as an outlet. Good luck with the rest of your life, my friend.

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soyeah3 2016-11-22 00:52:24

>Takes 15+ minutes to save you 15% or more on car insurance.

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uh oh 2016-11-22 01:04:39

make another YouTube poop

2 likes
Matt J 2016-11-22 01:18:53

No need to be rude, dude.

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THISISTHIS 2016-11-22 18:15:46

@Pepperoni Blaster
Poor little safespace dwellers.

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King Lumpy 2016-11-25 04:58:57

using meme arrows on YouTube

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tony 2017-03-09 02:37:35

>meme arrows

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Just A Random Guy 2017-04-25 19:33:40

It's less like him pissing in your cereal and more like him giving you the brand of cereal you don't like.If they don't really tell you why they don't like that specific type of cereal and just say''This brand is shit!'',then it's only natural for you to call them idiots

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cQunc 2017-05-26 19:21:54 (edited 2017-05-26 19:30:27 )

"they aren't going to go into a long essay on the specifics of why they don't like you peeing in said cereal."
Because it's a pretty safe assumption that the person who took a piss in your cereal knows exactly why you dislike it. If it's clear that the person genuinely does not understand, you may want to actually make that essay (and you should). Your analogy only works if it seems like EmpLemon's trying to make his videos bad or alienating, like Frying Dory (assuming the intent is apparent in that video--i haven't seen it [Edit: looking at it now and it seems to be just a PSA; i thought it was a parody YTP or something]).

Also, there's a dislike button. Saying "this is shit" is completely pointless.

2 likes
TWOface XLCN 2019-01-07 04:38:45

As of 2019
Subs: 420,000
Views: 390,000

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Peazeralus 2020-06-14 22:56:52 (edited 2020-06-14 22:58:51 )

11:01 11:02
Just leaving thia here bookmark for future "epiphamies"

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Anti-Hermes 2020-12-12 21:05:51

Gentle giant, nice

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Jacob Brubaker 2018-12-28 05:28:55

This might be a stupid question but what’s the song at the very beginning of the video

0 likes
Mat O. 2019-12-12 20:58:18

Who’s here in 2019? I think it’s still solid!

4 likes
Elvis Silva 2018-12-22 00:58:57

8:34 Suicide Note Pt II

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youngthinker1 2019-04-15 12:57:12

To be fair, most people do not garbage collect their online accounts.
I try to, and sometimes do, but not always.

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Sir Daniel 2019-02-01 17:06:03

I am a person, I look like a person, I'm 20, male, my favorit colour is purple, I don't like pineapple on pizza

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i don't check my notifications 2020-12-10 04:57:17

same

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Ollie Does Art 2019-07-21 05:16:15

Hello! I am a living, breathing human, here to verify that I am a living breathing human.

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Realistic Blender Physics Simulations 2016-11-21 03:42:42

P I N E A P P L E I S T H E O N L Y T R U E P I Z Z A T O P P I N G

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chuck mack 2016-11-21 04:10:33

Mr.MustacheTako yes!

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Christopher Althouse 2019-12-09 08:21:10

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS AWESOME! HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME EMPLEMON?!?!?!?!

lol jk 😅😅😅😅

Srsly though...love pineapple on pizza...just me though apparently...

😂😂😂😂

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Studio DS 2019-12-26 02:21:26 (edited 2019-12-26 02:21:53 )

If my iq is lower than my chromie count, then it’s at most 67 :>

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Lambert & Butler Silvers 2020-04-28 09:27:36

Well I mean your ratio is pretty decent now

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Yehaw Skyrim 2022-05-02 14:47:59

Great vids

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Lapidus 2018-04-26 00:22:39

Here's a comment, to make you happy.

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Linden GB 2018-06-27 00:35:36

This made me sad

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Toast 9418 2018-06-29 03:49:56

Linden GB this made me mad

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Snowy da Fox 2018-06-29 18:15:14

This made me (a) lad

9 likes
Ricky B 2018-07-09 06:10:26

This made me bad

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nano 2018-07-09 10:48:23

This made me quite the cad.

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Beans Theorem 2018-07-20 15:23:31

Shit I'm a dad

2 likes
The McGuinness Experiment 2018-08-10 13:17:00

The Widow's Son nice

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EVBEV 2018-10-26 10:50:34

The Widow's Son this comment didn’t make me feel anything to be honest 😐

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nat han 2018-10-31 06:00:54

I'm so pissed off by this comment

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Nookular Bomb 2018-11-19 21:39:40

It do.

0 likes
Luke Heck 2019-05-15 19:10:08

Hot commentary

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The robot 2020-08-12 19:44:55

Summary:if u have subscribed and don't like the current content unsubscribe you donuts of YouTube

0 likes
Jubnx 2021-05-10 02:33:53

Molt, former clash royal and BTD battle YouTuber with like 95% empty subscribers now that no one likes those games anymore

0 likes
Aerothall Ji 2020-09-08 15:56:19

WHEN THE HELL DID I SUBSCRIBE TO YOU!!??

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Zaylic 2021-07-21 09:12:08

Is this still a thing?

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ZayZenBlaze 2016-11-24 05:16:32 (edited 2016-11-24 05:22:13 )

Wonder if a WatchMojo YTP could be possible...It'd be interesting. Also, these types of videos are pretty interesting. I feel as if I'm seeing a cool, new side to the channel, especially considering the stuff that's been happening lately.

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Void of Space and Time 2017-05-21 09:25:14

NintendoPlayerSega there are some watchmojo ytp. Plus, people like dathings2 have made videos over instructional commercial videos.

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MasterMald 2017-05-27 02:10:09

Look up "Top 10 Anime Battles" and you'll find something similar to a YTP. It's not technically YTP (it's completely different), but if still makes fun of WatchMojo.

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JayGirl 2019-09-03 03:13:23 (edited 2019-09-03 03:13:33 )

So that why many big channels have so many videos that can't make more than 500k views

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AnduRo 2019-01-13 16:15:11 (edited 2019-01-13 16:18:58 )

8:10 Im somehow doing better than xSlayder , a gigantic romanian youtuber

(1158557 (subs) - 50000 (views , they usualy reach like 20-30 but he has some big videos and i wanted a optimisic case here) / 1158557 = 0.95684286573 (95% empty subs)

And here is me:

(149 - 30) - 149 = 0.79865771812 ( 79% empty subs ), if i look at my analitcs i got only 22 views from my subs in 29 days , i got a lot of 0 views till a 1 view spike came in then a sudden 14 views spike came in , and there is a 2 view and a 6 virew slope that is still continuing)

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黑韍 - HáșŻc Long 2018-12-22 21:09:33

15:30, nah, until you get permabanned, bro. ;-)

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Jarcuuub le 2019-12-23 06:53:02

bruh dont lie we know you paid for the subs ;)

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DooGee (Archive) 2018-09-18 05:31:54 (edited 2018-10-29 00:27:34 )

YouTube should remove subscribers when they don't watch your videos for 6 months. EDIT: or a year

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Teya K 2018-10-11 04:44:09

But some YouTubers take that long to upload new videos, and their subscribers are aware of that and just eagerly waiting (ex. DHMIS series). If YouTube automatically removed those subscribers it would not be fair, y'know? It might even contribute more to the quantity over quality thing because the content creators will be desperate to keep whatever subscribers they can latch on to.

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Leo Stevanovic 2018-10-13 15:17:25 (edited 2018-10-13 15:17:41 )

@Normal EU4 player he would get 10 mil views on anything he puts out anyway

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Hat mustache 2019-12-07 20:47:21

Good stuff

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Fre 2018-12-21 18:28:59

that's pretty cool

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c@mbaz 2021-03-04 22:01:02

i need at least 3 videos i like to subscribe to a channel...
btw this is the 5th time im subscribed to you...
for whatever reason im getting unsubscribed from certain channels yours being one of them...

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ArchieveIsDereku 2019-05-23 16:42:59

Hey emp is the fact that pineapple pizza is good nor nah.

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Jam Dub 2017-08-22 23:43:15

today is today bro
got to smoke fast BRO !!!!

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Random Schmid 2019-12-03 02:36:09

Several people I'm subscribed to are actually dead.

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Duderino Rossalino 2021-05-26 16:21:40

Pinapple are good, but not on pizzas

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Lukepuke 311 2021-03-27 18:45:52

deep-frying a pan-fried, refried and fried nemo.

1 like
Pixel_64 2017-11-16 16:42:58

wait you actually read these
uh
hi :3

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Cody Smock 2020-02-01 11:05:59

I'm Cody
I'm 5' 11"
I'm 26 years years old
I'm a male
My favorite color is yellow
and I do like pineapple on pizza.

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Therworldtube 2020-02-03 21:50:40

12:28

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Cody Smock 2020-02-03 21:54:55

@Therworldtube 12:29-13:00

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Crack rocc 2021-04-03 17:12:36

Pineapple pizza go hard

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IDONTZ KNOWZ 2019-10-01 09:23:38

how things have change

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Robo-Horus 2020-07-27 13:57:24

Crazy that he likes prog rock

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Nick Hayes-NC 2019-02-05 03:17:17

OmEgA LULZ YOU'RE SO WOKE BRO XD XD

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andybaldman 2019-12-03 08:09:28

If you want people to listen to your videos, it's probably a good idea to not fucking blow their eardrums, k?

0 likes
Danny 2020-06-17 07:43:30

I’m subscribed, but notifications for your new videos don’t pop up

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Master Thg 2019-05-11 22:56:34 (edited 2019-05-11 22:57:13 )

#SticksOutForDiabetus 3:05

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tickturd 2019-06-17 03:26:57

We listen to a lot of the same music

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BobSaget 2017-08-25 16:31:19

Pineapple on pizza is awesome...

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BobSaget 2017-08-25 16:57:01

For real. This video made such great point.

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Dj_Kirby (Rahim Ali) 2018-03-16 11:58:06

Crysto 4:25

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J.D 2018-06-25 09:17:01

Subjectively incorrect

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Dingus Joe 2018-06-28 13:08:38

Pineapple on pizza is cool but have you tried grape fruit on pizza?

1 like
Ortherner 2020-05-01 21:06:10

cool theory

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evanf111 2021-11-07 09:22:12 (edited 2021-11-07 09:33:52 )

my ego (sub count) is kinda small so far

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SupremePickle 2020-02-12 00:42:50

I know you posted this three years ago but now I’m desperately wanting your attention, notice me daddy.

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Nope Butalsoyes 2020-05-01 16:35:20

Pineapple on pizza is ok. Not good just ok.

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Nick Minadeo 2018-10-20 15:28:20

Holy shit this is hilarious. I'm not used to this good surreal comedy

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therealvang 2018-10-21 18:40:38

Watched a couple of your video. I like what you do my only criticism is the use of ear rape. Honestly, I dont get it. its not funny most time, just annoying. But I appreciated everything else you do and like that, it is used sparingly. I do wonder though. why have it at all? Anyways Subscribed.

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DrDishwasher 2018-01-01 01:34:12

I hate pinnaple on pizza

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randomquentin 2018-07-24 21:33:08

ÉźÖ…ÊŠŐŒÄ‹É› օʄʄ pinnaple not pineapple

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Nikolay Tsankov 2018-08-11 09:42:23

Wait, do people actually do that? Is it a US thing? It sounds disgusting

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Oscar Guzman 2018-08-20 05:37:41

I prefer Hawaiian over all other pizzas. You shouldn't bash it if you haven't tried it, and I highly recommend that you do.

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T-2902 2018-09-30 22:25:44

I put potatoes on my pizza.

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DoomyDoom ‱ 2018-10-21 19:25:51

Every is talking about pineapple pizza
Are we forgetting the sardine pizza?

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Kfreeks 2020-09-05 11:23:44

Pizza Hawaii! <3

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Murkorus 2020-07-17 13:37:52

What about pizza on pineapple?

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TheVideoGamingChannel 2017-09-17 10:25:09 (edited 2017-09-17 10:25:39 )

Pineapple on pizza tastes good. Also, have you heard of youtube.com/subscribers?

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asdfcesar 2018-01-02 23:47:21

TheVideoGamingChannel reported

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Meme Boyo 2018-01-27 06:45:53

No

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Dj_Kirby (Rahim Ali) 2018-03-16 11:40:13

yeah

1 like
INoahEverything 2019-12-17 23:09:58

Shrek 5 is coming out soon

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Raindrop Droptop 2021-05-12 18:20:35

Cutting to loud noises does not help you make your case

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retr0mod8 2021-05-18 02:01:12

this was from the 2016 era, loud noises have become less common

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Loromc 2019-04-06 00:49:03

I feel like you say buckle your fuckle at the start of every video

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Inverted Spire 2019-06-11 18:39:41

But do you really read the comments? Even on the old vids?

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The White Wolf 2016-11-22 16:43:43

Who here thinks that pineapple on pizza is Absolutely Disgusting

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Wisemankugel Memicus 2017-05-19 03:51:29

The White Wolf me

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ChaosFM 2017-05-25 02:39:22

I don't really like pineapple in general.

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Philipp Hoehn 2017-05-26 18:05:01

me

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BrownPlasticBag 2017-05-27 06:59:48

I eat pineapple pizza all the time :/

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Bax365 2017-05-27 18:37:10

That shit is nasty

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Duck Rectum 2017-05-29 09:01:40

bananas

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Mitrimind 2017-05-29 11:16:45

Yeah but Hawaiian pizza is great though.

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Officer Donut 2017-06-03 07:34:26

ill just copy paste my comment

i like pineapple on pizza


some pineapples like cheap pineapple tastes like shit and gets all soggy

but if it's a good pineapple it doesn't get soggy and when you bite the pizza you get a taste of the ham And some of the ches
and the tasty pizza bread T he bread is generally Dry... so when you take a good old taste of pineapple pizza you get A piece of juicy Fruit

and it's sweat so it goes with HAM

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JJ The ΞwΞ 2017-06-18 21:33:55

vladimir putin sweat? you mean sweet right?

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freddy46 2017-06-25 10:46:18

The White Wolf I like pizza, I like pineapples, and I like pizzas with pineapples! I don't get why nobody likes them?

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🎀 catgrrlz ♡ 2017-08-27 00:00:00

Pineapple on pizza is


fucking







D I S G U S T I N G .

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Leonardo Valdivia 2020-08-12 01:49:08

5:45
Thanks!

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EpiphanyPANDA 2021-05-12 06:10:17

R E A L A U D I E N C E

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TheTreyvon0323 2018-12-04 02:44:10

I watch every upload

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Unconventional Oven 2020-07-29 08:27:49

Yo my man you got some active subs or you cracked the algorithm code or something as of recently

0 likes
Patrick Ster69 2017-11-22 21:30:24

Lol

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JCFnetwork 2019-01-06 04:14:50

Good videos

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Dayanna Alvarez 2018-10-24 16:21:57

The edition makes this vĂ­deo unwatchable, It's too much and I'm weak

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TomĂĄs Tumino 2021-08-06 19:04:31

What's the song in the intro? I never see it listed :0

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JcJaff 2019-03-20 13:53:02

Was too much ear rape.

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Tanner G 2018-06-29 17:17:58

New subscriber here. Unsubscribing.

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Anjolie Barrios 2019-05-27 21:14:09

Go have fun without us, then.

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Zayd Gill 2019-03-26 21:15:27

IQ is lower then my chromosome count...ITS OvEr 9000!!!!!

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dage 2019-01-06 20:11:25

how come pewdiepie doesn't get 70 million views a video?????

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I Ate Christopher's Liver 2021-01-29 19:37:00

suicide note part 2 hell yah

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Doston 2021-08-28 08:33:29

pineapple doesnt belong on pzza

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Owen Johnson 2021-01-13 19:57:05

My favorite color is blue

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Lovro PlaninĆĄek 2021-01-25 16:48:16

Cool, mine's yellow.

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Lordkey51 2021-02-01 00:02:46

...ok??

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Bweach 2021-02-08 21:00:35

jokes on you my chromosome count is above 300 B)

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Loveman Crashburn 2021-08-04 18:24:36

We are here we are here we are here!

1 like
Tristen Arctician 2020-05-07 00:51:25

I haven't eaten pineapple on pizza

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sidePanel 2019-12-31 13:10:19

God, that 280 lb fat-piece-of-shit analogy hits too close to home.

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sidePanel 2019-12-31 13:12:30

And now after watching about 15 seconds further into the video, I apologize for my comment.

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Sabin Stefan 2017-05-26 17:20:14

very good edit, but way too much memes. just stop.

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Creative Name 2017-06-03 14:59:58

Romanian HD Mapping generic reply

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Sabin Stefan 2017-06-03 19:39:31

yep...

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intermittent cub 2017-06-26 22:56:36

Romanian HD Mapping even more generic reply

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Amias Grant 2017-07-06 23:40:40 (edited 2017-07-06 23:42:02 )

To all the people who keep saying this: if you don't want memes in these videos, then you're on the wrong YouTube channel.



A N D Y O U S H O U L D P R O B L A B Y U N S U B S C R I B E

17 likes
Sabin Stefan 2017-07-07 09:16:48

Yeah, you're right.

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kathaai 2017-08-04 22:54:04

well.... this a meme channel

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Antomov10 2017-08-26 08:32:15

Romanian HD Mapping DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Smung 2017-08-27 22:38:48

How about no? They add so much more color to the commentary.

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Legend 27 2018-10-26 21:23:35

Y O U G O T M A I L

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Khalid 2019-11-17 21:59:39

Nostalgia

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TEB The Leftist 2020-07-03 07:46:17 (edited 2020-07-03 07:46:49 )

Im subscribed, i dont comment much but hey, if you want me to, im here to stay, i would love to UNSUBSCRIBE but i love your videos too much, if only i could use notifications without having to subscribe.

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Aron 2020-05-05 10:10:45

My only complaint is not liking the way you say majority lmao

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new paper 2018-10-09 14:06:17

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD

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spooky skyes 2019-01-24 09:52:36

No

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k blam 2019-03-09 11:27:35

The best*

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Yamame Even 2020-04-12 07:05:47

lol, on one video i have like 100+ views yet I have 12 subs XD

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Demo 2021-07-24 07:18:37

Anyone know the song at 1:30

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Dan McLachlan 2021-09-02 10:54:01

Free Hand by Gentle Giant, great song and great band

1 like
Joel Gonzalez 2019-06-06 01:42:15

I'm sorry I subscribed but lost that account

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d d 2022-04-02 10:28:53

Epic vid

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Bubba Tubs 2017-06-25 00:49:44

I eat emoji

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pc31754 2017-12-13 03:19:03

🍑

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JAX AX X 2021-02-06 16:18:56

pro please stop making the video loud all of a sudden

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alex 2020-12-06 21:21:34

GENTLE GIANT

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Max 2019-05-17 16:17:16

i wonder if stupid still reads comments on these vids

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MANIAKK 2021-05-21 10:27:58

Empty sub #1956 here.
You make goud content i am viewer and i like video its good video yes nice i like. I shall now disamapear now

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Brickertown 2016-11-21 03:39:51

P I N E A P P L E I S T H E O N L Y T R U E P I Z Z A T O P P I N G

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Realistic Blender Physics Simulations 2016-11-21 03:42:34

Y E S

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Bren 2016-11-21 03:53:38

Gabe The Babe N O . V A P O R W A V E I S T H E O N L Y T R U E P I Z Z A T O P P I N G .

8 likes
Mowberg 2016-11-21 03:56:50

Tru

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GabeTheBaeb_ 2016-11-21 03:59:03

@Brendan J. Harris T H A T T O O

1 like
TheMainChow 2016-11-21 05:01:29

y e

1 like
dario il diario 2016-11-21 09:54:43

In Italy you would be jailed and tortured ^_^'

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Charles schlinke 2016-11-21 15:14:46

And jalapeno

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GloryHole Productions 2016-11-21 16:04:46

A N A N A S

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Randy Gareth 2017-10-08 03:14:55

Just have bread and pineapple. That is the ultimate pizza.

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Frank Lance 2018-02-04 02:18:17

I love baked peas on my piZzzzaz. Plus the third cheeto from every bag.

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tygonmaster 2018-08-11 21:37:27

In Italy, the cops would show up an hour late since people in Italy always are late for fucking everything and when they do show up, it would just be some old woman that would offer you wine and get drunk with you to convince you to stop eating pineapple pizza. That is Italy in a nutshell.

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Aidan 2019-01-22 17:09:58

Pineapple on pizza is gross

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Dead Children Playing 2020-06-06 14:22:28

MKBHD just talked about this

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Jenna Embers 2020-06-29 23:59:14

I am in the process of evolving my channel from LGBTQ advice to commentary. It’s quite a huge jump, but watching your videos has helped me so much. I do YouTube because I love it, and hearing your perspectives helps me to tackle the more frustrating aspects I encounter when creating content. So thank you. :)

1 like
juniorsofjumping2521 2021-03-22 03:09:36

bro why the fuck does dairy queen take 1 fucking hour each hour

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Cod_soccer_player_6969 2016-11-21 04:05:45

Will you go back to making poops

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Cod_soccer_player_6969 2016-11-21 04:07:44

It doesn't matter if you make them for fun of not

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Tirgo 2016-11-21 04:45:03

he still makes ytps he just makes them how and when he wants to

6 likes
heilpotato 2016-11-21 12:36:54

Have you seen any of his update videos

1 like
heilpotato 2016-11-23 02:01:01

@knight wing Explain

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Daniel Otano 2020-02-06 22:14:14

I LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA EMPLEMON :)

0 likes
Kiaser Myer 2020-03-28 03:34:01

Dead subs? Am I dead?

0 likes
Mecha Yoshi 2021-02-16 23:26:39

Unpopular opinion: I am one of your subscribers and i exist

0 likes
Adam Trott 2019-10-08 20:05:29 (edited 2019-10-08 20:13:44 )

WHAT IS THE MUSIC AT 2:30. I KNOW THIS MUSIC

It’s the that one new grounds game

the game?

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Brawlin Entertainment 2017-08-27 23:19:15

Pineapple and pizza is great

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doublevizzion 2017-12-19 00:07:48

Brawlin Entertainment I agree

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Taser Tag 2018-05-06 11:08:15

No, both are great by themselves. You get me?

2 likes
Ancient Javalin 2019-03-24 14:38:45

Lol "this is shit!" And also Yesh I know

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Circle Platinum 2019-04-24 10:45:36

Wait why are the simpsons green?

1 like
Pank Fibsh 2019-11-27 04:22:56

only likw 3 years after this video came out its more reflective!

1 like
KRYPTO 2020-12-28 19:44:31

What do you do if you have them

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no1important 2020-07-14 02:26:14

pineapples ok.
but orange is the better topping.

0 likes
Infineable 2020-07-25 18:23:21

A lot of the time when I "empty subscribe" it's because I want to support the creator but don't want to watch any videos

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Max Mustermann 2020-08-16 07:09:47

Didnt help i think.

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Infineable 2020-08-16 07:14:45

@Max Mustermann having more subs will make the algorithm reccomend you to more people

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Max Mustermann 2020-08-16 07:25:32

@Infineable okay good point. But.. I think why sub to some who i dont even watch? :D
I try to remember myself to like a vid realy everytime when i think it deserv it or i simply liket it for the algorythm too.

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Infineable 2020-08-16 07:39:08

@Max Mustermann I might not watch them but I want to support them

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Max Mustermann 2020-08-16 07:51:03

@Infineable I think a like or a comment will do it to but hey, its ur choise.
The thing is the ghost subs are the reason why he was so pissed of and had to make the Video because of this exact reason, and from an creator view i totaly understand him but hey:
Still ur choise :D

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Makode Linde 2019-12-03 18:58:02

great shit!

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4150 Subscribers Before He Leaves Earth? 2020-04-18 15:52:35

6:28 ERIC ANDRE: *NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 🌙 💀*.mp4

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4150 Subscribers Before He Leaves Earth? 2020-04-18 15:56:32

12:00 true Ni

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Darien White 2019-01-09 19:01:22

InSeRt RaNdOm FuNnY qUoTe FrOm ThE vIdEo

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Way 2020-10-22 23:21:22

What’s the music at 0:00?

0 likes
Archerino Red 2018-10-22 00:48:02

I got an about about a car right when they said not to buy cars

0 likes
Thomas Haigh 2019-10-17 20:53:36

Music gentle giant ftw

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WilliamClinton2 2019-06-01 16:29:36 (edited 2019-06-01 16:29:44 )

Who is that blue guy in the thumbnail?

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general dissaray 2020-05-03 03:06:03

as i watch this there are 557k subs and 512k views

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Pvrple 2019-01-25 19:54:41

i sorta like pineapple on pizza

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stove 2019-05-11 14:31:46

420k views? Nice

0 likes
skeletonalex 2020-01-02 14:44:32

watchmojo disliked this

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Master Thg 2018-11-23 09:09:29

#SticksOutForDiabetus

0 likes
Luke Zalvino 2022-05-06 17:33:28

Some poor guys speakers are fucked from this vid

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Andrj 2019-12-20 14:15:52

not like you care but.. neither do i care about you caring: my fav colour is red, im 26, from Croatia, and i don't like pineapple on pizza

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Romanski 2021-07-29 16:15:58

Eu nĂŁo comento porque eu nĂŁo falo inglĂȘs đŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™‚ïž

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Second Set Tweezer 2019-10-10 04:33:43

HAHA LOL
"LOL WITH SOME RANDOM QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO"

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MoreToastedThanAToasterStrudel 2021-10-15 17:45:16

Personally I was loving you channel until you smoke sacrilege of not liking pineapple on pizza unsubscribe

0 likes
Shafte 2020-07-22 04:12:45

I like pineapples on pizza

0 likes
MrMacAwesome 2019-01-07 19:16:29

Pineapple is fine.

0 likes
RandomKandor 2021-01-19 03:58:23

Sticks out for Diabeetus

0 likes
Sale_boat 2019-05-30 23:54:57

I like your video

0 likes
WOODEN IS _HERE 2019-07-01 07:03:06

I like your video

0 likes
sshadyh 2020-11-01 23:58:40

hello i am real human and i am currently enjoying this video

0 likes
Zdrmonster Productions 2019-11-24 00:47:25

Empty Subscribers

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-01-14 03:34:21

Donut is not the proper spelling. It’s doughnut

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-07-13 07:41:27

This comment is cringe

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boonie bears 2020-05-23 06:55:47

omg this is like a documentary on pewdiepie!

2 likes
Snaxophone 2019-09-28 18:03:50

This isn't shit. This is poop. Know Your Poop.

0 likes
Rexma 2020-07-19 22:54:06

LOL or some random quote from the video

1 like
Nickbotmax 2019-03-10 16:30:40

LOL some random quote from the video

1 like
shitposter1000 2021-11-11 17:28:36

900K!

0 likes
Kyle Roberts 2019-09-25 10:15:20

Gentle Giant

0 likes
Voltez 2019-02-14 22:37:10

e m p t y s p a c e

0 likes
Zach Watts 2021-05-21 06:57:13

I do not like this Emp I like the newer one

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KUNK SWA 2021-05-31 02:25:37

this emp is the reason current emp exists

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David Helmer 2018-10-25 17:05:15

I have been sent from the future to close the pool.

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Downtown Dogs 2021-02-04 06:07:59

Wow this a fresh of breadth air , lal...

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Ramses 2022-03-15 06:14:48

What about people that watch but don’t subscribe?

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Lethal_Spoon 2020-08-13 16:35:27

522k views, 608k subs
hmmm...

1 like
ElmoIzMeh 2018-12-24 14:42:28

“Lol” hahaha

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Ted Spacey 2019-04-01 14:24:32

Pineapple... pizza

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いもけんの 2019-08-15 09:24:43

why have I never seen this? Lol

0 likes
Nicholas Offerle 2019-12-05 00:20:40

Yo this video was poppin

0 likes
Ruka sub ch. 2018-10-28 20:36:38

An anime bot here that likes your work.

0 likes
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Ruka sub ch. 2018-10-28 20:39:05

A vapid comment that means nothing without context. Good editing and style 7/10

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Husk Child 2020-08-01 01:51:16

I mean it's started working kinda?

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TheCrazyParodyCo 2018-10-29 20:15:42

OW MY EARS the video

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Andrew 2019-06-17 04:42:51

"this is shit!"

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Davison Fuller 2019-01-04 01:01:58

I can't unsubscribe if I'm not subscribed

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Blank face 2022-03-29 08:32:45

Well good think that his channel is now under weight

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Max K 2019-10-14 13:07:44

this is an empty comment.

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Soddom Muaddib 2019-06-01 21:01:57

Ever consider creating a brand new chanel to leave purgatory for good.

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John McDaniels 2018-12-23 11:42:25

god im so hungry please stop talking about donuts

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Graymon Dgt 2018-12-27 02:27:45

My Iq is lower than my average view count.

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Metroidman 2018-11-11 22:31:43

watchmojo top 10 top 10's

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Thehighfresh 2018-11-05 04:41:54

Downward spiral

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spedtardo libros 2020-04-29 17:15:06

1:58 what is the song name?

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mrmajikjr 2020-09-08 14:24:44

Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation)

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Program Man 2020-03-23 00:14:57

pinaplle in pizza is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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Wally 2019-01-25 07:29:50

dinosaurs have feathers

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The-Zodiac 2019-11-11 00:20:45

"this is shiiiiiiiiiit"

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Ezra Lahay 2019-02-25 19:16:15

Downward spiral

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The Police Department United 2019-03-22 07:13:21

Oh I'll unsubscribe now Papa.

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Mr.Freerobux 2020-06-13 17:08:42

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

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Azmaas 2021-05-13 18:50:36

LOL!

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Melechtna Antelecht 2021-07-13 14:10:49

What is with the way you over pronounce majorly? It's like you're saying May-jourly.

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Death Spaniel 2019-01-21 09:52:54

You would be more successful if you didn't have random loudness throughout your videos. Seriously it's annoying as fuck and not funny at all.

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8T7 2020-02-06 13:01:06

And as of 2 0 2 0-
Subs: 516K
Views: 484K

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rox box 2019-03-06 04:42:15

PiNeApPlE On PiZza BeTtEr ThAn NUTritionaL ThInG sO It is GuD

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Peachy 2019-01-19 17:41:01

I like pineapple on pizza

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Jetmeme Sam 2020-07-23 18:21:32

Patrolling the comments section almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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the_Qcumber 2021-02-02 09:57:33

But my chromosome count is 101

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TheOneDan 2019-03-13 09:33:40

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD

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Gus Cox 2019-12-03 16:34:08

Loud = funny? Idk, i dont mind it but please mix it with other types of humour... people really appreciate stuff that's actually funny on yt.

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T DE 2019-09-05 07:26:28

since you read every comment







KRAH KRAH SCURR SCURR TURN UP SKRRT SKRRT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRAAAAAAH LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Micheal Schumacher 2019-12-27 18:57:06

Bot response 420 has not been found

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Gregory Bycraft 2021-06-24 17:32:35

Whats the intro song,?

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Funny And clever name 2020-05-11 23:10:03

One of these comments could be a bot....

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Riley Coyote 2020-08-07 07:18:05

Get stick bugged lol

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Dinkleberg 2021-11-16 00:40:13

I’m taking a shit right now and its really stinky. I’m half way threw the video and once its done I’ll leave. Any advice?

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marsh34 2021-01-23 12:56:41

pineapple pizza good

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Bretaigne 2019-05-11 05:20:03

Song at 9:40?

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Tabby3456 2019-07-20 02:13:40

I DESERVE ATTENTION


>:((((((((((((((((((((((

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Pissgod 2021-03-02 03:01:43

Talk into to the void

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Cirtcel 2018-12-26 06:54:20

I unsubbed <3

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Edward Leas 2019-12-05 10:06:05

That's what I am!

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Seth Crider 2021-03-04 10:16:30

I am a real audience.

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robert5664 2021-11-19 00:29:20

Shrek has swag 9

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LegoBrickYT 2018-12-20 12:04:09

7:51

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Tekkenfreek234 2020-08-05 23:30:12

lol @ what u said about juvenile shit

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aber deus 8531 2019-01-07 04:14:17

oy mate you sure it was 80%? i mean i watch people shit for months and never sub

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Kevin 2021-12-18 07:50:11

This is shit!










<3

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Casual 2019-06-06 05:56:23

 ïŒŻ  ïŒź  ïŒĄ ïŒČ  ïŒł   ïŒČ ïŒĄ ïŒŹ

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SdB SdB 2020-07-06 11:10:27

upward spiral

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ixxgunnerx x 2021-08-25 23:04:47

the Blar of the volume is to much ,,, Stop with the overloud Blar!

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Tea Master 2021-09-07 04:31:18

Complaining about the editing of a video from 4 years ago

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Nadronnoco 2020-04-06 15:12:16

You are wrong, lemon. Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

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Therworldtube 2020-04-15 02:25:43

Objection! Do you have anything that will convince this comment section that fruits on pizza is viable?

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Anything Agency 2020-04-15 04:30:44

@Therworldtube tomato is a fruit

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Death by Proxy 2020-04-10 17:30:13

I’m not real Emplemon

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Izayah Carter 2019-03-22 03:19:32

9:04 song?

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Stuart Pot 2019-03-25 19:20:47

Memes jack

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Crackpot Politics 2020-10-12 19:37:53

Lol. Absolutely disgusting

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michael gorz 2020-02-26 13:08:21

i subscribed you just to spite you, because you think that pewople unsubscribe to you. because i'm using the reverse psohology.

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AstroGCHM /_/ 2018-12-01 22:27:34

8:46

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Dylan DeRoos 2021-06-02 02:21:43

2:52 Ok mom

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L Aaronson 2019-09-10 13:45:33

i am greatful that i have active subscribers

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Agamemnon 2019-12-22 14:27:38

This is Dad

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Quinnen Crawford 2019-12-20 16:56:35

just make a new channel

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Bobergerous 2020-07-19 03:15:25

Interesting

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Miami Kino 2020-02-11 07:42:58

LOL "Some random quote from the video."

Ha, made you read an unoriginal comment again!

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D3RP K1NG 2019-01-26 01:36:02

PINEAPPLE PIZZA SUCKS START A WAR

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PB 2020-08-05 12:49:52

agreed

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Herohammer Studios 2018-12-22 14:07:11

This video was really obnoxious

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Wire mesh police 2018-11-15 03:03:24

that number right below his name, 20, 2016

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Reverberated Dreams 2019-12-01 00:18:13

Ha you won’t ever read this, lover boy! It will never be seen!!!

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Jackson Miller 2019-02-10 16:40:48

Sticks out for diabetus

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The Darkest Corner 2019-12-07 05:23:19

This video gave me diabetes.

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Cherry Tofu 2020-02-09 21:34:24

Sticks out for diabetes!

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Xaddre 2020-07-07 03:35:36

Like= pineapple pizza
Comment= nope

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yeetimus46 2019-03-29 08:57:43

Song at 0:00

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Dr. Roshima 2020-07-26 16:53:28

Good commentary.
Disliked the video for insulting pineapple pizza tho

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otterz0 2020-07-21 04:41:12

LOL

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stubcut 4 2019-11-26 15:48:01

Why is this recommended to me

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snorf 2019-08-03 06:24:25

my ears hurt

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Something Else 2019-09-29 11:09:01 (edited 2019-09-29 11:09:37 )

3:02 boogie

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Half as Grey 2018-12-17 00:51:57

Meme

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neanderthal 2018-11-19 17:26:01

suicide note pt2

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bullet hole teddy 2020-08-09 17:19:49

This is bad.... You better have saw this coment and amazing critique

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JETZcorp 2021-12-09 20:38:13

Subscribed

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Kelper Moon 2021-03-15 07:11:22

LOL

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҉ 2018-12-22 16:14:08

LOL

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kklownn 2019-06-19 21:35:28

9:35 song sauce?

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BrochachoTheBro 2019-06-21 14:44:26

the description

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ÙƒŰšÙŠŰ± Big Joe 2018-11-01 23:28:03

pine appe pizza

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Peepee poopoo Vdbhxvbcc 2021-03-07 18:55:27

Peepee poopoo Vdbhxvbcc
Wtf how is this made in 2016

Emp this looks like you made it in 2012

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BroSpeed3 2019-01-01 09:04:09

Holy hell you care

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ishi_gho 2019-12-28 14:53:02 (edited 2019-12-28 14:53:10 )

PANTERA LMAO

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xxj04qu1Nxxanashe123 2020-06-12 01:11:39

LOL

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Chazikstan 2019-02-02 01:02:33

You sound kinda like h3

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Zeta04 2019-11-09 22:46:02

iTs NeVer OgRe

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distinkt 2019-03-23 15:26:48

Good shit

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T.J Mutton Chops Too young 2021-01-27 02:14:22

LOL

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cheezburgrproduction 2020-02-19 20:56:06

Where the FUCK is the dori sequel

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Noah Risdal 2019-03-30 06:40:16

For fucks sake whats with this ear rape?!?!?

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Freed Seed 2019-10-30 19:59:11

Loud.

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RackaGack 2018-08-20 08:27:45

You are one of the smartest youtubers I’ve ever seen. You make amazing, in-depth explanations on topics, all while keeping up the funny and random YTP style in your videos. Props👌

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Boomer Zoomer 2018-09-05 01:39:14

I feel like this is the only youtuber I can watch that can actually make me feel interested to watch more videos... keep up the good work 👌

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GD DShifter 2018-08-03 12:37:59

I subscribed to your channel, but I enjoy a lot of the content you make, even if its a theory, rant or YTP. I think you're doing pretty well. Keep up the quality content.

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Nick Micele 2018-09-30 22:05:48

Just discovered your channel due to your recent Spongebob episode quality theory, and have been watching your backlog. Just have to say I appreciate how you deliver theories like an essay and how you’re not afraid to express your opinion as I assume as genuine to yourself as possible.

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Chucksaurus 2018-10-07 08:53:31

Quality content mate. I like the way you explain things and provide well thought out commentary.

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Yung Toofqazzte 2018-10-09 19:17:30

I feel like what sets you apart to this day is that you master mixing your YTP skills with commentaries to keep up the comedy

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Rilmea 2018-10-10 05:17:19

This content really brought back some old memories. I've been around on youtube since its conception. I was the outsider that appealed to youtube. Hell, I was making shit content on YTMND back when that was still a thing. I've attempted five different channels since the dawn of youtube, and none have ever gotten past 300 subs. Funny enough, that 300 subs was from my first attempt, which was me just playing the saxophone as a high schooler, but with that tiny sub base, I was able to actually run into someone who watched my videos. It was instantly gratifying to know that I had met someone hundreds of miles away who called me out in public. Then everything went to utter shit, and to me that point was when money got involved more heavy handedly than it was before. Ages ago, it was an honor to actually receive money due to your videos. Then the floodgates opened and now all people want to do is make money off of fuckin' youtube. Greed muddied the rich pond, and now its a swamp, and has been for many years. I was in awe when pewdiepie actually started to take off. His content was and still is the most pandering shit I've seen, but at least he had the decency to hide it's grossness. Now? I can hardly stomach to look at most content, because I know its just more of the same sell out corporatist bullshit. Over the last year or so, I've had the sort of itch to try one more time on youtube with this channel I'm posting this on, but I know not a damn person will watch it because of how fucked the greedy shitweasle of a swamp this disgusting site is. Whats the point? I never cared about the money or the fame... I just wanted to make content that I knew at least SOMEONE would watch. No, instead I get the five or ten clicks that were probably me accidentally fucking clicking on the damn video. Anyway, guess I wanted to say thanks for the walk down memory lane.

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kaskivl 2018-10-16 01:56:12

What I like so much about your videos is that, among all the ** K N O W L E D G E ** is some actually well done memes and YTP. This combination makes for unending viewing pleasure, since once you get bored of commentary, the video switches to YTP and makes you laugh, sometimes seemingly at the exact moment when you’re feeling in the mood for it.

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Cheesefinnegan 2018-07-22 22:26:18

Great video, and interesting points. I get where you’re coming from completely when it comes to cultivating an audience.

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Jacob Baugher 2018-07-22 19:50:32 (edited 2018-08-22 04:15:14 )

Hey Emp, I will say I've been a subscriber for a while and have always enjoyed your content. While I'd love to see you make another YTP, I will say I've enjoyed the shit out of your YouTube Culture videos. I used to upload my content on YT but the wise Disciples from the church of Montizon came after me and kept striking down my vids, so I gave up uploading on this platform. Keep up the good work though man! Your shit always makes my day!

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Darth Gamer 2018-07-19 15:31:44

Never thought about this sort of thing until you brought it to light with this video. I'm definitely staying more turned to your content 👍

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Cinnamon Noir 2018-09-09 23:36:49 (edited 2018-09-09 23:37:30 )

That ending, man...it's the best use of "Just The Same" by Gentle Giant that I've ever seen in a Youtube video.

Also the only one.

Your quest to use every underrated prog rock song from the '70s in your videos is a noble one, and I salute you.

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Colton Ziehm 2018-10-20 01:41:11

I found this channel through your ranting videos and I like how you mix ytp with well researched argument points

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Corbin H 2018-10-07 02:50:58

I have massive admiration for Youtubers that have very few empty subscribers that have very few empty subscribers, no matter how many total subscribers they have. It is sad to see Pewdiepie or other large Youtubers that I watch get less than 20% of their subscriber count reflected in their views.

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Let’s Reach 0 Subscribers!!! 2018-07-31 19:58:57

You make good points, but I think many of the empty subscribers are just new subscribers who haven't watched your older content.

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wuki 2018-07-22 00:53:14

I love your videos. You have a great way of putting things

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John Posey 2018-10-12 14:15:58

I just subscribed to you a few days ago, but I really love your rants a lot more than your YTPs. I actually haven't watched your YTPs but in one of your rants, you talked about them as an art, so I'm going to watch some of those next because you cared. But when I stay subscribed to someone I don't watch like I do with Game Grumps, I do it because I know they're a good channel and I want to show support, plus it makes them more likely to show up in searches, even if I've kind of moved on from their type of humor

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Gene The Bean 2018-10-02 00:31:16

Well from what I can tell if you want to calculate empty subscribers you should add up the total views for an average 24 hr period, and then subtract the average amount of "leaking views" (from subscribers that watched multiple videos) and the actual subscriber count is indicitive. Still really low for WatchMojo though

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ekodio99 2018-07-26 17:43:34

Honestly, I like that you're able to balance YTPs and commentaries and make both funny.

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Yottifferent 2018-08-09 02:54:21 (edited 2018-08-09 20:07:35 )

Your videos are actually smarter than people think and I don't think I have ever seen a more genuine guy on YouTube.

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Cai 2018-07-15 20:01:32

This is exactly why i didn't subscribe when i first found your channel, i only watched the commentary videos and the ytp's. It's just like followers on social media, more aint always merrier.

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Oscar Guzman 2018-08-20 05:30:10

HULLO! I'm new to this channel, and I've really been enjoying it... Except for one thing: Your exceptionally large number of ear rapes. Don't get me wrong; I also think they are funny. TO AN EXTENT. One or two in a video: hee hee ho ho. When you've got 5 or more: I think to myself, using your vocabulary, only the outsiders among outsiders can sit through this shit. I do not fall into that category. I obviously haven't really reached galaxy brain at this point in time. I might even be considered a detestable normie among this crowd do to not caring nearly as much about memes (which I did love at one point mostly during the dat boi and harambe age) and YouTube in general. My favorite sources of media are music, manga, and anime. NEVER ANIME MUSIC THO. That is pure trash. YouTube is a place I go when I feel burnt out from all the shit I consume, or feel that there is no more worthy shit left to consume, and I'm not in the mood for digging just for one or two diamonds in the rough. You were introduced to me by my cousin not too long ago, and I feel you are one of the few channels that can keep me coming back for more. I just ask that you tone down the ear rapes a bit. Maybe to one per five minutes of a video's length? I don't give a shit. Anyway, the amount of ear rapes in this particular video can only possibly be enjoyed by maybe 1% of people. This number does not count those that stay and watch DESPITE how many ear rapes there are do to how awesome and unique your channel is. I might be wrong. Watch a dozen people all commenting that they'd prefer one ear rape per minute. Or, what's more likely to happen is that this comment is completely ignored because it's way too fucking long, and it's basically a meaningless tangent that could most likely consist of a fraction of the lines and accomplish the same thing. If one person reads this that'd be sweet.

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Changeling Lumin 2018-10-06 20:16:38

You got me interested in the YTP community. I was wondering if you could go into more detail on how YTP's are made. I want to make a few yet, I have no knowledge on basic video editing.

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KnuxMaster 368 2018-07-20 22:56:49

How to know if a channel is more successful:

1. Calculate the empty subscriber rate for both channels being compared.
2. If both have the same empty subscriber rate, or roughly similar, then decide by subscriber count.

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youtubeuserdan 2018-08-24 11:14:42

Drinking game: Watch every EmpLemon video and take a shot everytime he says "down-word spiral".

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Shagarakar 2019-12-03 17:36:33

youtubeuserdan downward spiral

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Demo_the _man 2018-07-16 20:52:12

I like how since the downward spiral started emplemon has only gotten more popular, only accelerating the downward spiral.

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Bullitthiphop 2018-08-04 14:49:17

Your editing was so on point around this time

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Geiya Waltzer 2018-08-13 07:30:21

For some reason I can’t intake any actual information from this video. I’m watching it, I’m processing it, but it’s like everything is going in one ear and out the other. Except “A lot of subscribers don’t watch the videos H E R G G G G “
Good point though, I personally am heavily guilty of this having probably over 100 channels I’m subbed too, yet hardly watch 5 or 6 of them.

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YuJia 2018-08-26 00:27:02

I'm not an empty subscriber. I just only watch your commentary videos.

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EliteInfinity 2018-08-16 15:38:13

I love how the music playing during "Top 10 Canadian Actor Moustaches of the 80s" is "Acceptable in the 80s" I feel like a loser for knowing that song from a snowboarding game

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Theroux 2018-10-10 18:01:01 (edited 2018-10-10 18:41:30 )

I can only see 32 of my 88 apparent subscribers. Youtube insists that they remove subscribers from the count when their accounts are deleted, and "Only subscribers who share their subscriptions publicly are shown."

I still haven't heard of a single person that likes pineapple pizza or place that serves it. Hawaiian pizza is pretty great though.

9:36 sounds very familiar, and I'm pretty sure it's not in the description.

It really is difficult to fathom how Watchmojo has pumped out 10s of thousands of videos of the same generic junk over recent years, on top of creating that channel in January 2007.

Oh yeah, I haven't been subscribed to anyone for years, and it seems to be staying that way.

11:59 "THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM"

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Reece8u 2018-07-25 14:09:41

"But thats just a spiral! A downward spiral!"

So in class last week we discussed if words can cause physical pain, and now I have come to the certain conclusion that it can cause #OUCH

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Iachicus _ 2018-07-20 21:05:09 (edited 2018-07-20 21:06:50 )

Emp lemon you are in my opinion a good quality youtuber
Better that markiplier or any other popular youtuber
GOOD JOB!!! (By the way did i hear bohemian rhapsody when you said no?)

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caden 2018-10-05 08:34:26

funny thing is, started enjoying your channel (and a lot my mutuals who watch you) after the cancer nemo garbage. while we all appreciate it, i think we can all agree that this is of higher quality

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Dr. Jay 2018-09-24 06:49:18

I usually stay subbed to re-watch the old stuff, even if they don't upload anymore. I only unsub if I no longer find the videos entertaining, like Smosh, I used to watch them a lot, but now I find them repetitive and boring.

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Sebry 2018-08-25 21:50:58

Weird...it's almost as if empty subscribers who don't watch your videos don't see the parts of your videos where you ask them to unsubscribe...that's so weird.

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Green Mario 2018-10-03 03:58:39

Concept: most people don't unsubscribe when they slowly drift away from a channel

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Vtron 2018-09-12 01:28:19

For me, a subscriber is like a filled contract. I make content, and they watch it.

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Cazzavillan 2018-10-04 08:42:35

Emp I just wanna say thank you for being brutally honest. I never actually realized how many channels I am now an empty subscriber too. Gonna clean up those Subscriptions

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Thoonk 2018-09-22 23:03:37

I wish that your subscriber count made it so your videos would get noticed more, that way empty subscribers can be helpful

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Kevin Spolarich 2018-10-16 04:28:20

These aren't all empty though, people watch some of your videos but not others. Not everyone watches every video from channels they subscribe to, but they usually watch some from each of those channels

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Rosita 2018-10-14 09:06:26 (edited 2018-10-14 09:13:21 )

i only wanted to leave a comment about pizza, but now you've prompted me to prove i'm real, so youknow, I really enjoy how this very thought out and well constructed argument is juxtaposed with ridiculous shittily compressed memes. It really brings out the flavor of your content, and I watch every second of content and consider it and gratefully await the next episode. I'm not one to leave a comment simply saying 'That's good!' or I used to not be, but recently I started to do that. I do still enjoy leaving a comment like this every once and a while though. Sometimes I subscribe people just to show that I support them, but I always check back to make sure if I could, I would watch their content. If I don't like what they're making, even if I don't regularly watch, maybe I do unsub. I recently subscribed to pewdiepie after refusing to be a subscriber to him for years simply due to his over popularity. But I like the videos he's making now. And maybe soon I won't. Who knows.

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SoyTroy 2018-07-21 16:46:20

You're better now. This content is gold imo. This is not the downwards spiral, but the birth of a new empire, except this time my emperor, your subjects will be loyal.

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Cyrus d'Vulture 2018-10-14 00:15:28

You know, almost every video you post has prog rock on it. Do you like the stuff?

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Michael SoS 2018-07-25 20:05:24

5:36 that was one of the funniest edits I think I’ve seen in a while

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John K 2018-09-30 19:39:27

Maybe subs should only last a certain amount of time or if you don't watch any of the videos for a certain amount of time you're removed. I understand your point and have thought the exact same thing...what about all those people who just sub everything and don't watch videos or whatever other scenario where the people who are subbed should be removed. Whatever...maybe YouTube will change/fix it up in the future.

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Nardath 2018-07-19 17:05:41

after 9 years of grinding youtube, im at 4.2k subs at a rate of 90% ghost subs (according to your formula), dang... fuck this place lol i remember switching to instagram when it got really bad, and sure enough instagram is much worse now and thinking about refocusing on youtube again... but being a recent sub to your channel and watching the downspiral of youtube video i dont even know why i even bother...

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Peppermint_ Syrup 2018-10-10 22:53:23

I miss the old emp.

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SkyanUltra 2018-10-11 18:02:25

Must’ve meant i had a full subscribers, cause i used to have like 500 subs and had a video with around 25k views.

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Low res smug 2018-09-11 07:19:04

AND THE PORTENT OF ASCENSION WAS LAID
Grats my dude. Ya made it

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Macadoodle123 2018-07-30 01:38:32

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who had ever questioned it

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Cody Walsh 2018-07-25 06:55:54

I will always sub to EmpLemon if just for his opinion on Pineapple Pizza.

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hquwhjher 2018-08-07 16:06:34

I actually got an ad on this video's intermission.

I thought it was part of the video before it went 30 seconds about WinMiner or something like that.

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betabug64 2018-08-13 02:03:21

So, right now (as I'm commenting this comment), you have like 86% empty sub rate, keep making good content!

8/13/2018

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Michael Bloom 2018-07-21 03:23:02

Pineapple is not good on pizza
Change my mind.

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John Quiles-Soto 2018-09-30 12:56:13

I am not unsubscribing I love you as a person but no homo though also I love the new content you make hopefully you grow large with a community to talk too

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Cousin Vinnie 2018-08-07 05:26:36

0:16 Shhh! You're makin us miss the downward spiral!

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Adam Saldana 2018-10-12 21:54:00

It's the perfect blend of sweet and salty

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Freedom is NOT Free 2018-09-21 23:19:55

Emp Lemon 🍋 is the best Youtube Pooper

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Kyle Anderson 2018-09-20 16:52:32

“Downward spiral” this quote made me xD

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Ink 2018-09-22 23:14:13

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LIVES FOR EMP'S RANTS? JUST ME? ok

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12DAMDO 2018-07-16 20:25:03

it's dumb when someone subscribes but doesn't watch your videos because you subscribe to see more
that's why it's annoying when people asks for subscribers when they don't even have videos yet

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ViolentSh4de 2018-09-30 06:52:13

Toys gone wild and a Nine inch nails reference? hell yeah

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Freedom is NOT Free 2018-09-21 23:12:58

Love ❀ Emp Lemon 🍋

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12DAMDO 2018-07-16 20:32:12

the new youtube beta helps better keep track of this

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youtubeuserdan 2018-08-24 11:18:15

Fun Fact:
I like pizza with pineapples.

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Ketone-Kun 2018-07-21 23:16:29

I think it's because some people sub to a lot of channels. I sub to about 700 (not that youtube even tells you how many you sub to anymore - it lies in the "sub list" by hiding people) so i couldn't possibly see everything. I only watch the 'best' content from each channel i see.

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The Mess 2018-08-22 00:07:28

00:39 I thought a snake was in my room.

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Charles Manson 2018-09-29 06:05:38

You want comments from random subscribers? Your shits good kid, keep it up

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Winter337 2018-09-03 04:31:23

Dude, fuckin Gentle Giant? Your taste in classic prog is fuckin sweet

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Dan 2018-07-17 06:22:30

this video was decent bu it would’ve actually been more entertaining if you didn’t include all those unnecessary “yt poop”

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Dead Children Playing 2018-07-22 19:15:26

9:04 props for 2007 Calvin Harris and Nine Inch Nails

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Strawberry Cake 2018-09-30 07:46:21

Well shi- Shoot (gotta be At friendly)
Man I have unsubbed from so many channels I didn't watch anymore so thanks you made me do a good thing YAY ok thanks I'm going to make a nothing about nothing

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John Del 2018-09-29 15:13:46

All youtubers should see this

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Lucas Fryman 2018-09-27 19:21:32

The Bohemian Rapsophy bit was God tier.

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Dan LaBrecque 2018-10-18 04:09:46

I think that does mean Watchmojo is more popular and better known... But it does mean it's less watched. Two totally different things

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Jacob Arciniega 2018-10-13 20:16:55

I enjoy supplementing my pineapple chucks with Pizza pies

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Dan LaBrecque 2018-10-18 04:03:15

2:51 thought that was a young Jontron...member Jontron? Ya I member...

Pepridge farms remembers

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Joseph Phillips 2018-09-22 23:53:53

My motto is

"Can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah, just change it up so the teachers don't notice."

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Blazrrr - 2018-10-13 08:43:31

Had to stop the video real quick to check in the comments n see what's up with this whole pinapple pizza controversy.

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Aaron Feick 2018-07-22 05:39:40

A real example of this is laggin24x. almost more subscribers than you at this time and he gets like 1k to 6k views a video

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TheMigthyChicken 2018-07-23 20:20:37

Channels that are similar to Ricegum loves Empty subs

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Testing Apparatus 2018-10-08 23:53:15

so is pineapple pizza worth it?

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Memeolgy 2018-07-26 07:21:47

"Some random quote from the video" - emperorlemon

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Niel Guanlao 2018-10-14 21:07:50

just noticed the suicide note pt 2 in this video 2 years after its release

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Bella mango 2018-10-09 08:30:47

thanks for using ten seconds of a song from downward spiral

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jackisgangs 2018-09-30 11:18:37

beautiful taste in music

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GamBar 2018-07-17 14:29:54

loud = funny

keep it up....

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psyneur 2018-10-01 01:12:21

10:22 howd you guess my weight exactly

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Pickling 2018-10-16 23:55:25

Remember the piapple pizza vid he was in for his school?

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Dave Chrome 2018-07-20 17:33:43

I like pineapple pizza, but prefer pizza without it mostly.

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Kelparidus S 2018-10-11 04:34:07

Great video

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the SSS RADIO 2018-09-30 01:05:31

i think pineapple is ok if there is also meat on it

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MantleMoky 2018-08-15 12:22:21

HOLY SHIT EMPS A PANTERA FAN

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indeepj 2018-10-11 14:23:13

Im Partially An Empty Subscriber.

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Tosmasta00 2018-10-02 00:28:12

Kinda curious but what's my empty sub %?

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D M 2018-10-02 21:24:55

Tosmasta00 someone who subs but never watches the Channel.

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Bradly105 2018-09-21 18:39:53

More Vinesauce jokes.

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SCP-173 2018-10-02 23:39:45

I have literally never had pineapple on pizza

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Colden Honner 2018-10-11 18:25:47

If anyone wants to know the song used at 0:08 its Long way home by Supertramp

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GOO3YCHIPMUNK32 2018-10-05 02:57:26

This has 25,000 less than his subs

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Typhoonigator 2018-10-01 17:55:52

I love your style dude.
Nice poop

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fireandcopper 2018-10-01 17:11:47

Yea you got an audience, but statistically how many are addicts?

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Yenrzzvezdrz 2018-09-14 20:27:31

Great vid, but...Why didn't you just make a new channel then?

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Dan LaBrecque 2018-10-18 04:07:38

Pineapple by itself is disgusting.. But add a fatty meat like sausage or ham and it's amazing. The pineapple acts as a palette cleanser so when eating that fat rich ham the pineapple cleanses your tongue allowing you to taste the ham again like its the first time. I'm a professional chef so I know everything

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MikePortnoyz 2018-07-25 12:13:24

Under your video -> recommended subscribers -> pewdiepie, leafyishere - oh my lol

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300show 2018-09-23 03:49:50

I watch all of your videos, multiple times, but I just never comment, so hi, I commented :D

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Mariojinn2 2018-09-30 03:09:16

Popularity is pretty subjective itself.

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Arson the Raboot 2018-09-27 22:58:06

"Some random quote from the video" LOL XD!!!!!!

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Randy Randalman 2018-08-02 01:56:16

ironic that the people who you want to unsub won't see this video

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Tyler Elbrink 2018-08-08 22:28:08

Ill comment so you know im not an empty sub

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TĂŠl 2018-09-28 21:48:08

Keep stickin' to your convinctions and fuck anyone that tells you otherwise

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762rk95tp 2018-08-22 00:47:50

Holy fuck with the volume levels.

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BrokeBot 2018-07-15 12:28:59 (edited 2018-07-15 12:29:10 )

I saw a fortnite channel with 400k subs but they have barely 10k views a video

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Kwiin 2018-07-22 04:30:59

Sadly enough, my initials are actually ass.

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Un Named 2018-10-08 01:22:54

RIP Headphone users

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Knife Ivan 2018-10-11 21:56:30

My IQ is lower than my Chromosome count;
so it's above average.

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Ben Brown 2018-07-15 19:41:01

Regretable memes

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bigSACℱ 2018-07-17 18:04:11

I am a real subscriber. And I really hate pineapple pizza

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surgical 2018-07-21 05:42:27

9:20 yo i love closer by nine inch nails

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Leebondoop deshoop 2018-07-23 11:41:03

I would comment, but I'm too afraid I'll say something dumb

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Greenball Science 2018-08-10 17:56:56

Yea you read them but you don’t actually reply which actually makes people go OMG HE REPLIED

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Derpboy Zero 2018-09-27 22:55:27

Said audience will joke of the video.

Also. pineapple.

>:c

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imSiqTV 2018-09-30 19:28:33

What's the music at 2:35? I can't find it in the desc

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Phishfood6485 2018-08-24 18:25:01

YEEEEAH PINEPPLE ON PIZZA!

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Marc Molina 2018-09-30 23:51:53

I...
Subscribed :3

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Hans! 2018-10-12 10:13:48

PewDiePie has about 60 million dead subscribers.

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Colton Smith 2018-07-31 07:12:52

please... please stop... the earape... it's too much... so loud... sooooo loud...

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FlipperDoigt703 2018-07-31 08:47:25 (edited 2018-08-14 00:10:11 )

B R O C K L E S N A R

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Inspector Sock 2018-10-09 22:42:31

Maybe they were saying this is shit because you were making YouTube Poop

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HARKNESS 2018-09-30 16:54:52

I appriciate you too!

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Meister Rhovanion 2018-07-23 05:08:05

what was the song that was playing in between 3 and 4

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Joe 2018-09-25 10:30:11

Pineapple on pizza is very good.

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LewisVerified 2018-08-11 07:17:49

RIP leafy

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TwitchyTopHat 2018-10-01 06:01:47

Empty subscribers? #PewDiePie lol

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Paul .Facciolo 2018-10-13 00:01:20

Jokes on you my iq is equal to my chromosome count...


2o0 lMaO

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ßteven 2018-07-15 17:29:12

(Some random quote from the video) LOL

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alex Archer 2018-09-28 19:14:30

Mmmmmm empty calories

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Corntastrophy 2018-08-20 00:02:36

im just here for the NIN closer remix

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Malachi Luevano 2018-09-14 13:51:05

And...subscribed.

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The Steadfast Duelist 2018-10-17 04:50:45

I like pineapple on pizza.

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tits mcgee 2018-10-18 10:26:54

The earrape is really unnecessary and annoying and just extra editing I know that's the point but c'mon dude I watch videos as I'm tryna sleep

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Professor Dumbass PhD 2018-10-12 00:42:46

Pineapple on pizza is the best thing since pizza.

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lehvyasdf 2018-08-09 02:04:39

Pineapple on pizza is good

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Tony Frachalla 2018-07-22 08:10:46

Epic

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GoldenSoul 2018-10-01 13:40:28

Pineapple on pizza.

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Tommaso 2018-07-22 14:45:38

*becomes tangible*

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JayInDS3NT 2018-07-16 21:00:08

Too bad you cant un-suscribe people from your own channel

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Leo Stevanovic 2018-10-13 15:13:20

If this video was a potato it would be a good potato

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Cow licorice 2018-07-22 02:30:10

No your channel isn’t fat, it’s thicc

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RodPatch 2018-09-27 13:04:02

DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Shawn Rah-man 2018-08-21 13:01:57

Pineapple on pizza is the best

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bee 2018-07-18 20:46:08

i fuCKing SubbED for YTP

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Mario M. 2018-10-16 11:43:57

jokes on you i have 200 chromosomes

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IdioticReborn 2018-08-21 23:04:27

I JOINED THE RIDE WEEKS AGO

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jimmy5200 2018-08-23 17:44:10

top 10 top 10s of 2018

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Keychain 2018-07-15 07:28:42

Wow it has a much better ratio now

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Keychain 2018-07-15 07:29:26

Like it’s about 2/3 instead of 5/6 empty subscribers

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ćˆćŸŒăźçŽ…èŒ¶ 2018-10-08 23:12:21

I hate pineapple in the first place

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explosive0effects 2018-10-18 03:45:11

This is shit! Because It's hot and most people are turned off by it, however it arouses me greatly.

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Typical NormalPerson 2018-07-16 01:55:55

Minecraft Youtube anyone?

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dj carp 2018-07-15 04:49:46

Chicken tenders

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Danksoda 2018-07-28 22:21:31 (edited 2018-07-28 22:21:40 )

9:31

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Ninja Electivire 2018-08-03 14:56:57

I like this shit

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DoggoLol YT 2018-07-31 16:04:29

Meme

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UNESCO world heritage site 2018-09-29 20:33:31

why do youtubers hate us kids so much?

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Gus N. Stuff 2018-09-30 06:17:33

There is a reason

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UNESCO world heritage site 2018-10-01 06:45:14

@Gus N. Stuff tell me why they hate all of us?

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UNESCO world heritage site 2018-10-01 18:35:05

is that a reason to hate children?

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Sonic Santoro 2018-10-01 04:29:55

Pinapple pizza is disgusting

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Malgottos Scoldoun 2018-09-28 03:41:00

Ow my ears

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St. Markkanen ^ 2021-08-30 17:42:47

gentle gient

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mel han 2021-05-20 05:46:48

yeah im real and not a B O T

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Cine Zone 2019-12-06 18:41:01

PINAPLE on pizza sucks

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Thermometer Man 2018-10-05 06:28:03 (edited 2018-10-06 01:37:16 )

hi I'm not an empty sub i watch everything but i don't comment so i might as well be an empty sub

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Grant M 2018-10-06 01:20:18

wait what? I thought you were a empty sub if you were subed, but didn't watch that channels videos

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Thermometer Man 2018-10-06 01:37:54

@Grant M I'm pretty sure that is what an empty sub is, but i would consider myself one since i watch but barely like or comment

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This is a human Lol 2021-02-05 12:25:11

I forgot if I ever commented on dis channel before so heres a comment

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10min random loadout 2018-07-19 15:17:18

Um dude dieabiedies is not from sugar oderdose the thing that is the problem is that er body dos not create insuline

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Assorted Fictional Colors 2019-03-10 18:07:27

Lol!

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SuperDuper FantasticHour 2020-08-27 20:46:23

My favorite color is red, fyi.

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Cloudy Nineℱ 2021-07-09 06:58:19

Jfc random loud obnoxious noises

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UNPLANNED 2021-01-07 18:49:05

lol!

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TheStagesOfGrief 2021-03-17 15:31:23

What is the song at 2:32?

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Staringcorgi6 2021-03-31 19:40:02

Check the description

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TheStagesOfGrief 2021-03-31 19:43:31

@Staringcorgi6 i did, i couldnt find it.

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TheStagesOfGrief 2021-03-31 19:43:53

@Staringcorgi6 I have a feeling its by Gentle Giant, however i cannot find the song.

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Staringcorgi6 2021-03-31 19:49:52

@TheStagesOfGrief you can try Shazam but the voice can get in the way

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TheStagesOfGrief 2021-04-01 13:32:55

@Staringcorgi6 Shazam by whom?

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Staringcorgi6 2021-04-01 13:36:58

@TheStagesOfGrief Shazam is the app that will find music when it plays

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Ché 2020-08-06 17:58:35

If you read this say sea bass

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undefined 2018-10-01 22:04:13

Llooooooolll!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!

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Christopher 2021-02-15 13:34:54

i got cancer watching 2 min 36 seconds of this

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Ze 2021-02-27 09:03:29

You must not understand what emplemon made at the time he made YouTube poop and a theme in a lot of them were earrape and distorted imagery at the time he was starting to get out of his YouTube poop faze and turned into his commentary and topical videos

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Christopher 2021-02-27 15:03:53

@Ze constant pointless ear rape in a video not tagged youtube poop is just stupid and annoying it proves no point and only detracts from the video

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YaBoiJSmith 2020-02-12 15:27:32

could be dead

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LORD pi 2021-05-09 08:53:40

unsub damn it
respet

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Ren 184 2021-03-25 00:25:39

I mean I like to comment but Idk what to say that can add to the topic so...

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Peter Carioscia 2018-10-22 16:50:20

I am a subscriber

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M. Carlisle 2020-08-03 01:20:09

haha subscriber go brrr

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Lone Stars 2018-10-27 23:28:15

love me pappy

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Ace 2019-08-09 17:35:30

Putting a clip very loud doesn't make it funnier

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Sag ich nicht Sowieso nicht 2020-07-07 19:24:17

i suscribe to more than 1500 people but youtube can only recommend me so much people

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-07-13 07:54:31

Leroy Jenkins sempsins weegee amongus sussy Baka baja blast Mario

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DizzyGnome 2019-11-13 17:26:39

Im a real boy daddy

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Wosh 2018-10-02 07:30:47 (edited 2018-10-02 07:33:36 )

JENGA ETYMOLOGY TRIBUTE
FUN USE ELF LION
DANK OIL NEAR TRICK
MANGO ESKIMO LIMA TRACK
SCIENCE TANGO EAT EAT LIMA
BANGLES EAR ARCTIC MARKET

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Benjamin Mischler 2021-03-04 15:15:24

Wait you acailty read comments cool

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My Favorite Music 2020-05-12 02:14:05

Positive subvibers

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bsdims 2019-05-23 10:36:48

Pineapples

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Dominic Ross 2020-03-17 17:01:42

Tobscus everybody.

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that guy man 2018-08-03 22:12:07

i hate pineapple on pizza.

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that guy man 2018-08-03 22:24:54

sorry for making stupid reference to the video oops

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The Awful Trumpeter 2018-10-22 02:24:35

Intro music?

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mrmajikjr 2020-09-06 10:56:41

Take the Long Way Home - Supertramp

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jnmwn 2018-07-21 19:38:55

lOl 16:54

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DoublespoonCo 2019-12-18 20:10:54

Bruh

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QuibopWon 2020-07-07 18:25:07

did you read this comment?

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Some Dude Named Luke 2018-06-30 03:39:16

I still love you emplemon. You will always be an artistic inspiration to remind me that it's okay to create just for the sake of creating. You do you man

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Goblin Satyr 2018-06-17 05:08:02

I consider myself a silent/observant subscriber. I really love this type of content you make, I think they're visually and audibly entertaining! I like listening to these videos while I"m playing Video Games. Thank you for the great content!

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Konrad RandomGuy 2018-07-01 00:33:21

The way i see your channel and your videos is that all of the ones ive seen made feel like it was legitimate good content:well edited,really researched and taking your time to explain everything point by point,backing it up with facts.


(i dont watch YTP,rather the rest of your videos)

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xPandaemonium 2018-06-29 09:35:41

I have been watching your THEORY and long form information videos.
I know YouTube is not gonna do shit like always but the ability to subscribe to particular playlists would be an interesting way of handling content and allowing creative freedom, with the slight negative aspect that It might bar viewers out of your more experimental videos or other series.

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Souls 2018-06-22 17:29:29

Update for 2018 : I took the total amount of his views and divided them by his 170 total videos. The average amount of views comes out to 293,188 views per video. Basically, he's earned 21k viewers not currently subbed to the channel.In other words, -7.7% of the average amount of viewers were subscribers. Obviously, this does not take into account the different types of videos like YouTube Poops and Informational videos like this or YouTube Geographic.

Diddo on that and the video

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J Son 2018-07-02 05:11:33

if you do in fact read or attempt to read as many youtube comments on your vids as you can, I want you to know I love your vids and fully support you. I may not always agree with the political opinions you express, but there’s a lot of diverse opinions I definitely feel you on and I never shy away from hearing counterarguments. keep up the awesome work bro and never lose that passion for creating videos. you may never know the full extent of all the lives you’ve affected positively but know that some of your oldest videos became inside jokes for my circle of friends years ago in high school and brought us together.

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The Boonsman 2018-07-02 00:56:31

A very good look into your subscriber-base, and more importantly, into empty subscribers.

Talking strictly rationally and a little morbidly, not every single subscriber may be around.

Possibly, there might be boots subscribing here to try to look like a normal person, and more morbidly...some empty subscribers may not be around anymore, having been removed off the mortal coil. Just something to keep in mind.

Regardless, keep it up! Good work, and insightful, on top of being hilarious.

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Taurean Wood 2018-07-04 02:12:01

Absolutely amazing video lol you I'm so glad there are intelligent people who make truly high quality content for older minds lol.

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Lynx. 2018-07-03 23:09:32

Totally agree with you on pretty much every point. I also appreciate you listen and read constructive comments.

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LambKnot 2018-06-28 05:06:26

Wow your content is really good. The first video I watched of you was the one about behind the meme, since then I've watched a couple of your other videos. Your empty subscriber rant is really funny. Thank you EmpLemon!

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Large Father 2018-06-29 00:11:17

Hey man I just subbed to you and I am not disappointed Ive watched a few vids and I respect your opinions i think you COULD make ytps but since you arent happy with making them don't do it. I want you to be happy and Ill see if maybe i could tell some people about you. I think you deserve way more subs than you do now

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Loge 2018-06-29 14:23:37

Thanks, Emp! I've never thought about subscribers in such a way!

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YoungMrAr 2018-07-04 08:14:09

That IQ joke was hilarious. Other than that this video is really well made, I found it really interesting.

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Mina Seiya ★ æ˜Ÿć€œăƒŸăƒŠ Ch. 2018-06-29 08:53:27

I agree with you a lot on this! I don't mind seeing comments that quote the video if their intention is to like, quote the said sentence and then respond to it in some way, as with longer videos that cover a wider topic, it can be hard to understand what you're responding to otherwise.

(oh holy hell this is a video from 2016 I did not see that)

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Bush 2018-07-01 16:35:29

don't worry ma dude, i respect ya! and i won't be turnin' away from your channel any time soon, your videos are of exceptionally high quality compared to most other channels i watch, so you can bet i'm gonna be an active subscriber!

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Yellquietly 2018-06-30 11:03:28

Only just found your content but LOVE IT ALL KEEP IT UP YOURE DOING GOOD

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Travis Tran 2018-07-10 16:55:06

I just want you to know that I love the sponge bob references. Cracks me up every time. 👏

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TheNade 2018-06-29 19:13:11

Watched about half a dozen of your videos, this video made me finally smash that button.

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FeelinClumzee 2018-07-02 01:46:53

You made it. Going off this video alone which I know is inaccurate you have reached the balance.

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Michael 2018-07-01 03:36:03 (edited 2018-07-01 03:39:26 )

I like all your videos but I prefer your theory videos that dive deep and really make you think

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TheAnonymousMrGrape 2018-07-02 22:41:37

I'm probably going to be an empty subscriber one day. I'm already an empty subscriber for maybe 50-100 channels. It's not that I'll never watch anything from them again, it's just that I think like most people, I don't want the same kind of content from one day to the next. That's why I subscribe to multiple channels in the first place. I think a lot of people will watch one video and like it, then proceed to watch that person's entire back catalogue, and subscribe because they figure they enjoy what's on offer. But then next month when they aren't feeling it, they'll avoid videos. Then maybe next month or a year later they'll be back and catch up on what they missed.

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Raiven Valentin 2018-07-12 20:33:41

This actually gave me some insight as to being a YouTuber, and what it's like.

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Senpai Arigato 2018-06-18 22:18:37

Why am I way more invested in the downword spiral series than the actual ytps

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Senpai Arigato 2018-06-18 22:19:17

Probably because it's so good

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Usopator Bobby 2018-07-05 17:37:51

Great format! Subscribed but more theorys I don't care about your other stuff lol

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Jadelan 2018-07-14 08:14:02

I know this is an old ass video but honestly I think its a lot better that you're doing something that you can at least have some pride towards rather than shelling out your soul for views

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Underfell Sans The edgy skeleton 2018-07-13 22:11:15

This theroy is perfectly true,and it’s a great theroy & perfection to me




Your welcome for my feedback

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Wejdan 2018-07-14 19:13:33

you channel is gonna grow so fast, mark my words.

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- 2018-06-25 21:37:08 (edited 2018-06-25 21:40:25 )

I don't agree, to me subscriptions has always been a way to show support for a channel, like clicking the thumbs up button on a video. That doesn't necessarily mean that you want to watch every video, but it still has a meaning, as these 'empty subscribers' show how many people likes a channel. I have been using YouTube since 2006, so it's not just because I'm a newfag who is used to the notification bell being a seperate thing.

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Glitch Dolphin 2018-06-29 07:10:35

This guy deserves more subscribers

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Audacia 2018-07-02 16:11:57 (edited 2018-07-02 16:13:25 )

Sometimes you subscribe because you only like some of the content that the channel produces, like nostalgia critic for example, they have only one (1) show that most people watch. Or maybe you just don't care about or want no spoilers for this game that your fav let's player is playing at the time.

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Brandon Martin 2018-06-30 12:22:08

I think another reason nobody is unsubscribing to channels they don't watch is the fact that there are just so many abandoned channels on youtube. I'm almost certain that I have some channel somewhere that is subscribed to a channel I don't watch, but I just left it alone and it's still counting as a subscriber. There's bound to be many, many more of those channels, which would explain at least some portion of these empty subscribers.

idk tho

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Ganmakurel 2018-07-06 23:38:28 (edited 2018-07-06 23:38:59 )

I don't care if you change. I just want good videos in your channel

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mettycandy 2018-07-04 17:42:52

I had no idea you even made youtube poops, I’m still subscribing anyway

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Jas The Hyena 2018-07-05 17:07:45

I'm not subbed and I don't really plan to, but I've watched a ton of your videos.

I love your speculation content but YouTube poops just give me a headache and since that's your main schtick I don't really feel the need to sub, but your videos still hang around.

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Nos 2018-06-22 01:23:30

funny how a couple years later you have doubled your sub count and a lot of them are fully engaged watching your vids

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Ultra 2018-06-22 10:20:55

I continue to see this trend of not that many subscribers (like 10% of them) people watching videos , it is most likely true.





Or they just for-fricking-got to unsubscribe

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frybird 2018-07-11 08:04:00

I have a tiny amount of subs and none of them watch my videos, so at least channels of every size have this problem. Although for me I think people don't watch because my videos are borderline mediocre.

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candlehawk 2018-06-23 03:57:15

So this video is currently 265k out of 272k subs, so I guess you're in a great position in actually. But hey, that's just a spiral, a totally neutral spiral.

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Edward Towers 2018-07-02 21:09:08

This is shit
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I recently discovered your channel and after a few videos you earned my subscription. They’re well made and interesting, you analyze subjects in a way that I don’t see much around YouTube

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CryOfever 2018-06-30 15:02:32

I had never tasted pine apple and pizza but when I did I found that I...Liked it so yah never judge a book by its cover?

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Milo Hart 2018-06-30 20:31:06

I’ve only watched a few of your YouTube geographic videos. I didn’t even know you did ytps! I’ll check em out

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Spectator 72 2018-06-20 03:42:49

Has Pantera's "Suicide Note" officially become a meme now?

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Shiny Lapras 2018-07-02 03:42:38

Dear EmpLemon,
I used to be a huge fan of your commentary videos, but then, you had the audacity, the nerve, the balls, to say that pineapple is disgusting on pizza. You have lost all my respect, all my adoration. I will never watch a video of yours again. hmph

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Lawrence Morris 2018-06-30 05:01:22

Sorry man I have a "skip ad addiction". I desperately attempt to watch your longer ads but skip it just at the three second mark. If you want you can create a super-monetized video and I will watch it constantly, or send me a link to a place I can donate and I will see what I can do.

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Haunted Astolfo bean plushie 2018-06-29 15:12:46 (edited 2018-06-29 15:12:57 )

7:22 You can't spell success without SUCC

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あめ 2018-07-04 01:28:26

And then I think of how many channels I’m an empty subscriber to, but I’m too lazy to unsubscribe.

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Iulia Teodora 2018-07-10 18:13:21

Those damn memes scare me to death!!!!

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yoya 2018-07-05 02:59:31

Personally i would like your videos more if you included your personality more because us as viewers don't really know what ur like especially since u don't show ur face. I do enjoy your content tho

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Brendon Anderson 2018-07-07 05:35:52

Well I’ve gone through most of your rant/comment/whatever videos and they’re pretty good. Nice editing, good writing, radical

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Mogan ! 2018-07-02 05:10:24

Since this video, Watchmojo’s numbers have gotten so much worse. Now they’re at like a 99.9999999% empty subscriber rate.

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CaptainAlliance 2018-07-07 18:43:32

50% of my subscribers have probably left the platform at this point, but at least they still count.

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Rajabox 2018-06-29 01:38:46

While I was watching this I thought I was an empty subscriber

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Paul Curran 2018-06-30 15:30:03 (edited 2018-06-30 15:30:22 )

I don’t like the memes but the actual content is good

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Serious Spaghetti 2018-07-05 01:30:52

damn now im thinking about pewdiepies empty subscriber count now lol

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Dena Beloved 2018-06-30 22:47:03 (edited 2018-06-30 22:47:14 )

Been watching your videos quite frequently since finding you.
A day ago.

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no way 2018-06-29 20:24:58

for some reason whenever vsause or another channel uploads a video I don't get it on my homepage, even though I watched 90% of their videos.

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Noah Boucher 2018-07-02 16:30:30

You are still my favorite lemon

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Slindy 2018-07-02 16:44:11

I get the feeling that people are not unsubscribing just to troll him XD

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Kasey D 2018-07-02 23:54:57

You have ascended, my dude :)

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TNUCTAF 2018-07-03 10:08:45

youre channel seems to have bounced back in big way I wonder if you have anything to add to this video or a new take

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Joe Griffith 2018-07-03 18:30:04

I think the reason sub counts are generally higher than views is due to the fact that the average subscriber does spent much time on youtube, and only watches recent vids, so only watches 1 in 5 vids

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Silvine 2018-06-27 22:10:05

I wish they made a rule that if you dont log into youtube for 3 moths that acount would stop counting (probably pewds would lose some alt accounts made by fans)

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Fidget My Midget 2018-07-05 23:44:06 (edited 2018-07-05 23:44:36 )

That got me good 2:03

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Joe Griffith 2018-07-03 18:28:33

Loud noises arent funny, comedy is

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Char 2C 2018-07-07 22:30:22

i like your content m8. i was here since you uploaded the YTP on Cars 1

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Chewbaccadog 2018-06-29 16:40:41

12:53 Jokes on you I have 80 extra chromosomes! That's like an IQ of at most 12 right?

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Michael Aiyedun 2018-06-26 22:22:03

Have you considered the fact that you might have killed them with frying dory

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feethoven 2018-07-04 04:28:08

This isn't a theory. This is common knowledge. Or at least to me, don't know about everyone else

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Half Alive 2018-07-03 11:09:15

My channel at most gets 6 views on a video. 50% of my subs are empty.

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MKat 2018-06-28 23:34:50

98% of his subs watch this video...

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Mogan ! 2018-07-02 04:38:01

Putting pineapple on pizza is tantamount to committing a felony.

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Javen Falcon 2018-06-26 04:14:47

Because you said you read your comments, you have inevitably started a " read this comment" Meme

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Mike Marks 2018-07-02 20:11:04

I prefer these over the ytp videos

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S.S RADON 2018-07-11 12:18:57

weren't you that guy who participated in the shrek YTP collaboration?...WHERE WERE YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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defsunk 2018-06-30 23:46:35

This video made me subscribe.

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monsterzun 2018-06-29 00:52:45

I like your channel because instead of screaming to subscribe
You scream to U N S U B S C R I B E

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WORMARCE19 2018-07-01 14:28:41

this is great!

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Draggy Lorde 2018-07-02 21:06:56 (edited 2018-07-02 21:07:09 )

Pineple on pitza is like putting salt on a cupcake
Wrong

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Pappa B 2018-07-02 12:23:45 (edited 2018-07-02 12:29:09 )

Sorry about one of the empty subs it's from my old account I don't remember the password for. But I am no FaKe FaN. I like the new content and subscribed with this account.
👁👄👁

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The gamer that games 2018-07-02 07:37:25

I have found greatness.

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acron md 2018-07-03 12:58:02

Ironically this video is close to your sub count now

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SentryFortress 2018-07-08 07:27:11

The way you calculated the empty subscribers is just wrong, since not everyone who watches the video is also a subscriber, so you'd need to add the number of people who watch the video but aren't subscriber.

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ITS SPIKE 2018-07-10 18:19:05

YouTube THEORY: The site is shit

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Scrambleman17 2018-06-20 00:21:40

It's okay, I Never Subscribe to Channels.

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Corn Beef Boy 2018-06-28 23:39:11

Motivated me to clean out my sub box

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Tactical_Slime 2018-06-29 08:03:16

Same with me

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Dedsiege _Memes 2018-07-08 04:19:50

"The vast majority of my comments just became 'LOL!' or some random quote from the video"
LOL!

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Pasta 2018-06-30 11:18:37

i like the gentle giant background music

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Red Linen Antlers Studio 2018-07-06 15:56:02

When did you find out about free hand. It’s a great ablum.

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L. CA 2018-06-28 23:21:11

WatchMojo has even higher empty subscriber rate since not only subscribers watch their videos...

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Joshua Wheeler 2018-07-12 03:05:50

It's the 80/20 rule bruh

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Felix D 2018-07-01 00:16:56

Make a second channel and then do what you like and then you will get rid of your empty subs

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JeffreyAmvs 2018-06-24 01:30:33

i lost my right testicle and now i feel lopsided

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Haunted Astolfo bean plushie 2018-06-29 15:24:56

You just earn your self a subscriber

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Three Leaf Clover 2018-07-01 17:38:41

Pineapple pizza is excellent don't @ me

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TheDuke 2018-07-02 04:21:29

Pineapple on pizza is heresy.

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Carter Toro 2018-07-06 03:41:21

I silently watch commenting on youtube is pointless at this point

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Encore Videos 2018-07-09 19:33:21

8:36 so true

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Morgan M 2018-06-29 18:37:35

I love ur videos

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Ibnziyad Tariq 2018-07-05 13:45:35 (edited 2018-07-05 13:46:03 )

what about youtubers who have more views than subs in a video, i have 30K view in a video i stole and bearly 100 subs, so basically 30 000 % !!! i just wanna tell you that i am not on steroids

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Kwiet Katt 2018-06-28 07:14:36

I ain't subscribed but I like your videos

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Brandon Dodd 2018-06-25 20:56:24

I enjoy your videos
But then again I am shit
Still support you dou

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Patch 2018-07-11 21:29:16

So... pineapple on pizza, is it right? I say no.

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Valics 2018-07-13 09:36:19

what if all them empty subs are actually ded and they cant unsubscribe, cuz thei ded?

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Shinra 2018-07-04 14:53:38

maybe if you didn't put so much obnoxious, broken noises in the video, you'd have more views

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Undolf 2018-07-04 01:24:05

Pineapple pizza is okay but i wouldn’t choose it first

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Perry Holloman 2018-07-06 07:08:37

I don't always watch your videos but I am totally not going to unsubscribe cause..... You can not tell me what to do. Stop trying to shame me!

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Walmart Greeter Energy 2018-07-03 04:36:52

Hey Hawaiian pizza wasn’t made in Hawaii just sayan 😏

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RossTheBoss 101 2018-07-04 04:42:39

What about watch time?

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Just A Tool 2018-07-01 01:49:34

8:33

Suicide Note Part II - Pantera

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Mexx 2018-07-10 23:49:05 (edited 2018-07-10 23:49:35 )

I have 40 subs. 27 of them are empty subs.

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Crigence 2018-06-29 12:49:10

God, do i hate empty subscribers! I have 178 subscribers and i get 15 fucking views on average!

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Floof 2018-07-07 21:26:40

yo, your empty subs are almost gone, if we look at this vid

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Gay Panda 2018-06-25 13:20:11

Pft, jokes on you. My IQ may be lower than my chromosome count, but my chromosome count is pretty high!

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Preston B 2018-06-29 18:36:54

YouTube isn't his job he works at ea

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Felipe Kessler 2018-06-30 05:53:16

pineapple pizza is good dont @ me

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ÙŽ 2018-07-07 07:54:11

you have 300k subs and 300k views on this.
very contradictory..

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Matthew Davis 2018-07-02 04:37:34

I just like your commentaries

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Cosmic Memer 2018-06-30 20:13:02

I’m part of your real audience.

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Blankace 2018-07-01 06:57:07

Ear rape =/= comedy

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SneakyKNG 2018-07-02 04:56:43

i thin, its obvious that youtube's sub system is fucked

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jamba kalsente 2018-06-21 07:46:41

I love how i got somehow 4 subs, while I don't have any content at all.
My content is youtube comments.

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Red Linen Antlers Studio 2018-07-06 15:40:57

I love you because I hear free hand.

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MrGermandeutsch 2018-06-30 16:47:24

imma be the next empty one apparently

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Jimbo 2018-07-01 09:26:10

good Vid sir!

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Bf 109 2018-07-14 05:13:26

what's the title of the song in the downward spiral intro??

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Eccent World 2018-06-30 08:20:41

xD webtoon comments used to be good and nice to read... till webtoon got popular.. now its filled with cheap, corny jokes and firsts..

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DizzyDenver 2018-07-04 01:52:42

yeah your vids are good

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JyOats 2018-07-01 22:40:37

4:33 demonetized >:((

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dogedelish 2018-07-01 03:56:22

Pewdipie 60 million subscribers avreges only like 5 million views, so like a 90% empty subscriber count?

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Jackko 3.0 2018-06-30 13:25:38

Suicide note pt 2 fuck yeah

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MintleafCakes 2018-06-29 23:06:42

I can't unsubscribe if I never subscribed.

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Noodle Segootal 2018-06-26 21:43:28

I have one empty sub, am I an big boi now

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Davis 2018-06-23 17:27:50

Some people are saying ‘this is shit’ because it’s YouTube P O O P. Yeah Issa trash joke but still

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InsomniPop 2018-06-30 07:27:47

Pineapple is good on pizza

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StrictlyWoodSK 2018-07-03 07:46:13

dis dude is gon blow up like leafy im calling it bruh 100% ill come back to dis comment later

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Devin Cory 2018-06-30 08:24:57

The only thing better on pizza than pineapple is mayonnaise.

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Haj Riller 2018-07-01 16:39:24

I'm 14 and this is deep

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Spog 2018-06-23 13:16:44

But emp I don’t wanna unsubscribe

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Finn MacManus 2018-07-01 12:34:04

Ytp is a dead meme anyway

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forsaken channel 2018-07-07 00:09:16

kindly stop breaking my speakers

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SPC Dark Metal 303 2018-07-02 11:24:44

There are bots for subscribers

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Seth 2018-06-24 23:13:57

Hello internet and welcome to the downward spiral

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Heest 2018-06-25 23:23:07

Only CM Punk is the best in the world at everything

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ResiKek 2018-07-03 02:47:33

very fascinating

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Kartoffel Commander 2018-06-30 22:42:42

No its not fat just THICC

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Snowy da Fox 2018-06-29 18:10:33

Just juvenile and repulsive \\\\

Oh shoot....

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joe granger 2018-07-10 15:59:56

Oh HelLo ThErE!

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Larenz Garrett 2018-07-03 17:47:49

please for the love of god what is the intro song, its not any of the songs listed

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Ayuub Mid 2018-06-30 14:28:32

pineapple on food is fine

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Aeralix 2018-06-23 21:17:40 (edited 2018-06-23 21:17:55 )

DM DOKURO watches your videos? (11:55)

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PaperTowel 2018-07-01 22:20:48

I'm just a robot don't worry

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Drunken Slav 2018-07-12 11:38:49

i like pineapple on pizza

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suicidal teddy 2018-07-05 21:04:28

yes we watch you on tor

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Daniel Fiskerstrand 2018-07-04 09:34:54

«Some random quote from the video»

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MxDuck 2018-07-13 01:02:51 (edited 2018-07-13 01:03:23 )

DELICIOUS
i want haiwwwaawwiwiwwaan now

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Pineapple brat 2018-07-03 06:38:39

Why are you putting my kind on pizza.... what the fuck is wrong with you people... is this a kind of sick joke!?!

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Callie Ohpeee 2018-06-30 02:57:16

Can you stop putting loud ass earrape plz?

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sim61642 2018-06-29 18:23:17

IF YOU CAN READ THIS , YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE A SUBSCRIBER

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Big.OG.TonyđŸ”±đŸ”Ż 2018-07-10 15:15:26

Slap me silly

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Matthew Davis 2018-07-02 04:38:17

Whats the end song

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TheBassinOfficial 2018-06-29 08:09:36

This is triangle

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Cat Man 2018-07-02 16:22:39

How about pewdepie???

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Qwertytwo 2018-07-10 16:40:59 (edited 2018-07-10 16:41:07 )

Subscribers = Succ SES s

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fernando tario 2018-07-05 02:14:10

Upload a new video I’m a new sub

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Pharmaceuticals Music 2018-06-29 07:27:52

>Epiphamy
Lel

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Maren Smith 2018-07-07 13:08:15

I mean I’m a lil late but I’m here

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lol 2018-06-29 11:03:04

Hey VSauce, comment here.

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Fidget My Midget 2018-07-05 23:46:25

Rn I get more views then subs lol

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ChoiceBand 2018-06-29 14:19:19

I am a real audience

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NCS lofi central 2020-04-03 07:39:32

Pizza

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Lukas Caldwell 2018-07-17 03:25:37

Pineapple pizza is fucking disgusting

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cheeseman the 2nd 2022-02-28 13:57:19

39,000 Ls

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bigekoms 2020-02-16 16:09:56

Yep

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Esyrim 2018-07-01 00:04:34

i m shakingm ,, im shaking,,, theres s o m cuhc, much etdditing,, i n htis s video..,,, frrorm 201116..,, im shakigng,,

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Mr. Odd 2018-06-29 20:21:10

Good

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Plebulus 2020-07-09 03:25:17

grug grug grug grug

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Rosita 2018-10-14 09:00:54

it is.

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helpponimi 2021-09-13 18:31:13

I'm afraid to comment now :l

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Demetri G 2020-02-06 01:25:01

i cant unsubscribe im not subscribed

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Demetri G 2020-02-06 01:25:20

where can i complain about this? thanks

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noah koz 2021-11-12 00:53:44

Commenting to prove I exist

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Bughana 2018-07-24 16:38:08

Insert Constructive Comment Here

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aitehs 2021-03-12 22:52:42

Tasty

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Ckopen 2019-11-23 16:56:10

you sound like behind the meme

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Will 2020-07-19 02:35:35

911 downvotes

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Mauri 2021-02-27 18:47:43

Pineapple on pizza is fucking disgusting

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Tim Schill 2021-03-08 18:36:14

Have you tried it? I used to hate the idea before I tried it, and now I love it

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Michal 2019-06-01 00:37:25

Do you still read the comments?

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Gladius Draco 2019-06-10 10:21:28

Thou hath transeded.

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TheBassin130 2019-07-08 08:12:34

Woop woop

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This is a human Lol 2021-02-05 12:29:36

Wait I remember dat i commented now

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Jimbo 2018-07-01 09:18:52

lol xd RaWR OOF AHH LOL
(end me)

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Dont subscribe to me 2019-07-10 17:18:42

LoL

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gothcat 2018-07-01 10:54:44

lol

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Chauptphey 2018-09-28 15:39:58

lol

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cobsidian_crimson 2019-01-08 04:44:51

This isn’t shit

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John Simons 2020-04-13 03:15:37

No pineapple

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Trent vac 2018-06-29 14:57:58

Rice gum?

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Sir Spoder 2019-03-15 07:15:45

lol

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funnyware 2018-07-13 17:29:41

GG

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Harol Foxx 2022-01-24 18:08:25

I dare you to read this comment

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Balmora Guard 2022-01-26 15:30:24

Bet

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WordFile 2020-04-17 06:16:21

lol

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Burgergeist 2018-03-10 19:47:25

Just found out about this channel today; I love the “documentary” style type of videos, especially the one about the early days of YouTube (the meiAIDS vid). It’s great to know there’s people out there that remember those days. It’s almost been lost in time. Very happy I found your channel.

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Tempo Tronica 2018-04-08 00:19:58

I still have to say, your commentary videos are some of my favourite on this website full of clones. You display how good these can be with an interesting editing style and origional topics, rather than just a sequence of random images with someone talking about grade dubs under leafy

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Gus N. Stuff 2018-06-02 03:39:54

This is what I think to be one of the best videos on analytics I've ever seen. I've taken these studies to heart and tried my best to keep my empty sub count low. I have also shown many people who want to become youtubers this video. Overall, you did a great job covering the topic and I would pay to see more stuff like this, and the youtube rewind video.

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Kirbz 2018-04-22 00:33:40

This is honestly very intelligent.Like taking stats into concederation and with great example. Kudos to you for emp

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Connor De Boer 2018-03-02 14:44:53

keep making your videos emp. been here since uncredibles and tbh i enjoy the change of content but i still go back to watch the classics, keep making great content into 2018.

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INSERT NAME HERE 2018-05-27 15:46:08 (edited 2018-05-27 15:46:24 )

Although you do not make anymore YouTube Poop content, I can see how you were influenced by it. With videos like this, you have become a YouTube Poop flavored commentary channel. I really enjoy it!

1 like
retrosuspect 2018-03-24 22:21:59

I appreciate the work put into every video down to the music source list in your descriptions

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Shifty Penguin 2018-05-08 17:49:26

this man is the reason I still have hope in youtube

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AlphaLyons 2018-05-05 15:29:37

I subscribed about 3 years ago during your time as YTP youtuber, admittedly I was younger then and your content was funny for a High Schooler who loved memes, still watching you today since I enjoy your rants and how they point out things.

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Matas 2018-02-19 01:26:39

You're honest and original YouTuber! It's really rare to find them these days.

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I’mMiltonGaray 2018-04-09 23:49:27

You have to remember that a lot of subscribers don’t watch every single video that a YouTuber releases.

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George Cowsert 2018-05-16 19:20:57

I feel like YouTube should have an option to display active subscribers instead of true total.

I also think every channel should have a "purge inactive subscribers" button, which unsubscribes all accounts that aren't active or barely watch their videos.

Of course, the system would have to be very complex to account for people who enjoy someone's content, but don't watch it because it's not in their recommended feed or they just want some variety in their feed.

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PatrioticPeak 2018-05-17 00:01:34

Sounds very flawed especially barely watch their videos, there are a few channels where I only watch a specific series by someone, or I skip if it's a Let's Play I am not interested in. Also defining the term barely in such a system would be hard to define.

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Mikkel Jensen 2018-05-15 10:06:55

The combo between all of this "serious" talk and the small ytping here and there really helps a viewer to stick to your videos mroe becuasse we dont get bored of jst watching this. and especially now a days where most people just click from video to video it really helps with the breaks. basicly giving a new small video inbetween

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Ponwon Tingtongchingchongpants 2018-03-29 14:21:53

This is interesting. I never even thought about empty subscribers.

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Nial Veen 2018-05-25 00:23:34

This is a fairly well thought out look into the nature of YouTube. To be fair, and this is certainly an overgeneralization, most people watch YouTube to fill time rather than for mentally engaging content (also Reddit). I think “Empty Subscribers” arise from people forgetting they’re subscribed in the first place (and you do point this out), and they don’t watch the content mainly out of disinterest not in the content or creator but based on their own fickle whims. I am not above this. Now have I wasted my time with this? Yes.

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JonDon Valentine 2018-05-28 19:23:27

I love this downward spiral stuff. It has personality.

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GillÎme François 2018-03-16 22:40:15

Another precisely accurate video from emp.

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ShaHawGin 2018-05-09 16:15:42

It's good to see a YouTuber who actually believes that subscriber count doesn't necessarily mean success. There's a big difference between sub count and actually being respected on YouTube and most, if not all of the bigwigs that get fed attention on here have lost sight of that.

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AnimeWolfgamer 2018-03-10 20:26:59

I always think the dead subs is because of how some channel goes way too fast to watch all videos. Some can still get numbers if their topics are good enough and make good stuff or they just go lazy and get lucky but when I see channels that get a lot with low subs shows there something too them.

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ShaHawGin 2018-05-09 16:18:32

Although, I must say I have made respect for people that can pull off an 80s Canadian mustache.

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Reiden Lightman 2018-03-31 15:27:14 (edited 2018-03-31 15:28:30 )

A lot of people subscribe just because they like a video, not because they want to continue seeing content from a channel. I call these stupid subscribers.

I really try to be happy for anybody who has a fairly large subscriber base.

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Nikevic 2018-05-07 10:44:31

I appreciate you appreciating me appreciating your content.








SUMMARY: I like your insight, entertaining edits and your awareness of me/others.

IN SUM: Goodest content creator

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ayyydylaooo 2018-03-24 21:29:43 (edited 2018-03-24 21:30:14 )

It is an interesting thought, good to think about. With what you said, I will definitely see to showing myself as an actual subscriber by commenting and such, as it definitetly is a shitty thing not to.

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quandalious zingleton 2018-02-14 23:44:09

Hey Emp, What software do you use to create your videos? Because I am considering making some videos as a side hobby in the future.

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Chocolate Ex 2018-03-18 20:18:25

i can feel my mind wasting away with every second I spend on youtube

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get a job mate 2018-02-11 18:24:22

Ay bro. Just wanted to tell you that I am STILL subscribed, and watch every single vid that you upload. Some of us still exist, ya know. Don't give up on us

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ChickenPower 2018-04-08 17:52:37

THAT BIG BILL HELL'S CARS REFERENCE THO!
I laughed at that for like 30 seconds straight.

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apinakapina 2018-03-20 08:05:41

Came for the YTP, clicked the bell for the commentary.

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Sinisig 2018-03-18 17:03:25

I like how you talked about comments that just say "this video sucks". I made a map for TF2 about 2 months ago, and every so often, I would get a comment on the maps workshop page saying, "this is map is fucking garbage" or any other form of that. It really annoys me when people critisize something you did and dont give any reasoning.

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Travis Burnell 2018-06-07 21:06:49

This video made me go and unsubscribe from a bunch of channels, not yours though :) Thanks for the great videos Emp!

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Charlie Insley 2018-06-16 04:06:50

Great video when I watch ur videos it feels like ur the best comedian in the world

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Lampface Dampchase 2018-04-02 01:05:25

watching your videos makes me really anxious becuase they have a lot of more niche music that i either know or am getting to listening to and i have to pause a bunch of times to listen to it. i get sad

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Doug Devious 2018-05-20 12:09:14

I feel ya man. I wish all these stupid kids would unsubscribe from my channel already.

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DerpyDosh 2018-05-16 23:07:11

Sorry Emp, looks like your prediction about Cyberchase becoming a dank meme in 2017 was false.

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Christopher Sanderson 2018-03-30 18:59:11

Well I only recently subscribed. So far I like what you've done with the place.

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Lollikaboss [o.W.n] 2018-05-28 19:40:45

I never knew i would say it
But i actualy like your content better than anything else, possibly even fantano or iddubz cannot be that good. Your ytps, no matter what, are enjoyable, your rants are 90 percent justified (90%, because not sure, just saw few of your rant videos), your minute meme told me enough to know about the kind of meme, sometimes you actualy point me the right direction, and most of all, you always have the right content i wanted to see on youtube in the first place. Of course, i dont watch rants, but yours are more of a critiscism that i REALY wanted to watch.
I want to say, im sorry for actualy beeing the empty subscriber, i forgot, and i regret it.
I don't know, if youll be reading, this, and no matter, what others thing, i needed to say it. Thank you, EmpLemon.

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Afr0Taku 2018-03-13 17:58:13

Wonder what % of subscribers are still empty for this channel

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teckworks 2018-05-04 18:05:38

Man I could never EVER think of making YT a job. I liked making video game music vids, but damn I couldn't stomach constantly saying LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE like a desperate junkie in need of that sweet sub fix.

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luankodex 2018-05-25 14:59:31 (edited 2018-05-25 15:00:06 )

i love your youtube commentary videos

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Neil Gupta 2018-03-10 20:58:14

the funny thing is that back in like 2011 vsauce's content was sort of similar to watchmojo

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Boogie Meister 2018-03-03 18:35:50

I'm subscribed to some youtubers for partiular content they make.
I don't watch all their content, because I don't like all their content. But I don't want to miss the content I do like.
For example, your channel. I've subbed for these video logs you make. I don't watch your poops because I don't like them. I mean, I watch them once or twice to see if I might like them, but rarley.
What I mean, is when channels have varied content, I'm not gonna watch it all.

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Ronok Payne 2018-04-20 21:30:15

After watching this video, I went on my old YouTube account which had been subscribed to so many Youtubers, and I unsubscribed from them all.

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G.I Jew 2018-05-17 15:50:19

I appreciate that the second video tag is 'Meme Theory'

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ASTRIUS ! 2018-05-24 15:40:45

I feel like one of the reasons that you are not getting a large amount of views is the length of a lot of your newer videos.

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The Pygman 2018-03-07 19:22:44

14:15 Hey man, cutting off fat from the body is going to make you lighter...

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Jeremy Corbin 2018-04-13 00:53:06

I know people hated when Youtube started randomly unsubbing people, but I'd personally be happy if they made a totally transparent rule that viewers will be automatically unsubbed from a channel if they don't interact with it or their videos for a year. Of course you'd have to let them know in a pop-up too.

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Ryan Hagelberg 2018-06-12 18:46:16

I like emplemons commentary’s more than his ytps

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yeezy 2018-02-25 18:52:40

Due to this video I unsubscribed from 138 youtubers. Thank you.

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CoyDog790 2018-04-24 21:35:34

9:26 OH MY GOODNESS!!!! its toys gone wild! am I the only one who got that reference?

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Chris Fenech 2018-03-24 19:58:14

You have to also account for ppl lock out of their account and cant remember the email and password

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Trunx 2018-02-26 06:55:56

Hey, Emp. You just gave me a good idea for Watchmojo's next list video. Top 10 Ways to Make YouTube Better. At least THAT'S a good idea for a list video.

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Ben Beumont 2018-04-25 04:59:30

You've got a new subscriber Sir.
Over 30
Male
UK

The essay formula sells it for me âœŒđŸŒ

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not a guy 2018-04-26 22:28:32 (edited 2018-04-26 22:29:11 )

* watches the number of empty subscribers on the chanel *

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

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Hayden P 2018-03-08 05:56:46

Shit fellas, he’s got us all figured out. We’re actually robots

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Games With Friends 2018-04-17 10:01:26

Don't question anything EmpLemon. It's all apart of Montizon's plan. Montizon is watching and Montizon loves you.

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Sal Luckie 2018-04-17 02:31:14

This video now has about as many views as you have subs. Pretty fitting for this video. Keep draining the swamp!

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Excerium 2018-06-10 02:53:12

So..... Jacknjelify has an empty subscriber rate of -250%. HOLY SHIIII

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cell 2018-03-10 05:17:42

i really love your view on your past mindset in 2014-2015.

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Agent Smith 2018-02-23 13:41:57

Pineapple on pizza is wonderful because the sweetness of the pineapple contrasts perfectly with the saltiness of the cheese.

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Loops 2018-05-10 12:49:11

i just had some great Pasta, but watching the Video while eating it, made it even better.

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ZillyArt32 2018-02-16 17:21:21

7:00 Is that weatherscan music dude? Nice! :D

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Th3R3alZero 2018-05-25 22:14:06

That side rant was good ïŒŻïŒšă€€ïŒčïŒ„ïŒłă€€ïŒ§ïŒ©ïŒ¶ïŒ„ă€€ïŒ­ïŒ„ă€€ïŒŽïŒšïŒ„ă€€ïŒłïŒ”ïŒŁïŒŁ

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Ronok Payne 2018-03-24 15:05:43

My old YouTube account was subbed to so many channels, so just recently I went on the account and unsubscribed to all them.

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Glock Crusader 2018-05-04 02:07:33

I don’t know why YouTube keeps changing the layout and algorithm

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Blake Allen 2018-06-16 05:38:30 (edited 2018-06-16 05:42:54 )

When I watch your video it feels like older YouTube

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JK4 2018-04-30 22:32:16

8:35 fucking nice. Are you a Pantera fan, EmpLemon?

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Love Hart 2018-04-02 18:38:23

I subscribe to everyone whether or not I'm going to watch the channel or not.

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LunacyRiff 2018-03-29 13:49:46

I know everyone asks this question but at 9:36 that song reminds me of a game, idk what though

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Krumble Mumble 2018-05-02 23:42:14

There is a new thing that i noticed, a bunch of channels that i subscribed to before the introduction of the "bell icon". when I go back to their channel the "bell" looks like a white one with a slash through it. And when I click on it and it goes to the regular grey one with lines on the outside to show that it is on. Wtf is that?

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Lord of Lard 2018-04-15 19:19:25

my feelings on this video are positive

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bamos 2018-05-19 15:55:07 (edited 2018-05-19 15:55:27 )

8:34 - 9:11 Best Part

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W 2018-05-14 20:03:08

Pineapple on a pizza is not good simply due to the fact it releases a lot of moisture which is bad for a pizza.

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Domestosteron 2018-04-05 21:00:05 (edited 2018-04-08 20:14:17 )

I subbed during the DSWT, and fell in love with ur poops

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spacerider12 2018-03-17 20:45:27

i wish youtube would just delete subs who didn't watch one of your videos for let's say 6 months. I've got a channel with 500k subs and most video don't even reach a 100k and most of these viewers aren't even subbed to me.

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Lovro Zimak 2018-06-11 14:04:36

I subbed because I herd Shine On You Crazy Diamond and Hocus Pocus in on of your videos and kept watching because I liked your pointsadnd facts.

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snazzysportstacker 2018-05-02 22:03:55

my boy the only way this is gonna work is if you start a new channel.

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Luke Fox 2018-03-17 04:03:42

HERES AN ATTENTION CATCHING COMMENT!!!
Anyway I like the current content. I also liked the YouTube poops you put out in your so called "glory days." I also liked the polished kinda dumb humor ones like the Frying Nemo series you did. They were all different phases. And in a similar way that I watch Kurzgesagt and also watch Internet Historian. Also for some reason I'm not subscribed to you. I probably unsubscribed when I was unsubscribing from a bunch of channels and ik I hadn't been watching this channel to often then. I was just a casual viewer.

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Jeff Chynk 2018-05-17 21:33:08

Wish social blade would report real subscribers.

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Carson L 2018-05-05 02:43:58

Most popular channels have many dead channels, so I can completely see where your coming from.

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Dominik Maslyk 2018-05-29 11:03:42

This explains everything

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Silver Bullet 2018-04-14 20:54:39

you know that some of the subscribers could have died and that's why they don't unsubscribe

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tails doll comic 2018-05-06 03:54:39 (edited 2018-05-06 03:55:45 )

I told YouTube to paint the Mona Lisa in a minute

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spaceman00 2018-03-20 00:25:37

Empty subscribers are bots and sockpupets accounts that subscribe to semi random content to appear more realistic to anyone that read it, or to youtube algorithm.

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ALL RIGHT 2018-05-16 10:36:34

And today you got twice as much 😀👍 great movies

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vintprox 2018-04-08 15:09:19

"Thanks for unsubscribing!" 😂😂😂😂

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Kitty Loves Birdie 2018-02-08 01:54:06

Some one commented wow I just realized you had a lot of empty subs and sent this lol

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Crystal K 2018-05-01 22:37:38

The Simpsons
What if green?
Emplemon: (makes the Simpsons green)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Snek 2018-06-07 13:06:55 (edited 2018-06-07 13:07:14 )

Its really intresting that people dont unsubscribe when you stop watching some ones content be cus you vill get the videos recommended from a chanal that you dont watch anymore

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le lagrange effect physics 2018-03-14 20:07:26

Currently your sub count is literally the double of what it was back then

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Flargo Junior 2018-03-31 20:21:04

You finally got out of the hole you were in.

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dirty pure 2018-02-08 21:15:28

I can't believe you made an epiphany for yourself and didn't make one for me.

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ً 2018-03-11 15:37:27

Somtimes you just forget, if you subscribed someone.

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kingofskrubs q 2018-04-21 15:44:12 (edited 2018-04-21 15:53:55 )

april, 2018, most popular video has 5M views. Has 259K subs

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Koren Furman 2018-06-06 16:59:35

shouldnt you evaluate the popularaty by the ratio of the total views with total videos with average time per video?

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dolkslab 2018-04-15 11:18:09

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Christopher Miller 2018-05-10 17:05:01

The only thing that makes me want to unsub is the ear rape in your videos. Am I the only one that finds overblown audio EXTREMELY agitating. Its not funny. Its not getting my attention... It makes me want to quit your video every time one happens I cringe. JSYK my fave ytp has a prerequisite: no ear rape! Does noone watch videos at home on tv sometimes!? Ear rape breaking a sound system will happen to me one day I'm sure.

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Br M 2018-02-26 12:13:41

Pineapple on pizza should be illegal

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Dmitri Leontev 2018-05-29 02:54:06 (edited 2018-05-29 02:59:16 )

I have ≈10% of empty subscribers (not counting private videos), and ≈10,5% if private videos count.

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Carl Frying pans 2018-05-09 04:03:56

When you dab ironicaly and everyonre takes you seriously me:YOU WOT!!!!!!!!

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Jennifer McCarthy 2018-05-04 04:19:47

8:56 T H E J O M O W A T C H I S O V E R W H E L M I N G

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sreppoc drawde 2018-05-08 01:05:20

Like the use of prog rock in your videos....

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FranckTheMiner 2018-02-09 23:44:10

1:58 what's the name of the background beat?

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Thefreakyfreek 2018-04-12 04:18:49

looks like you have 250k subs to me

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cecilia 2018-05-16 04:29:45

are political memes normie?

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71dembones 2018-03-21 17:38:15

Watch out YouTube's going to teach you a lesson for exposing the truth and you'll wake up with the 150 subs you actually have. And I'll have -500

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Kev M 2018-03-16 23:32:32

Don't worry I've never seen any of your ytp nor am I subscribed so I'm evening everything else

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Replies (1)
Kev M 2019-03-02 06:01:24

Well it's been a year and neither of these things are true

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William Ludwig Flodin 2018-05-06 12:44:14

"Larger and larger criticsm" XD LOL!!!!!1!!

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Magnus Timbre 2018-04-03 03:51:50

based on the teeth in your mouth...how does it close if they go vertically???

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MrDuck_ Man 2018-06-11 05:39:56

Do you like pineapple pizza? Answer DoWn BElOw.

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Thomas van der Wiel 2018-04-23 14:55:40

I'm dying lol

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Lame Drawings 2018-05-05 03:10:56

I hate pineapples on pizzas.There you go.

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James Pryde 2018-05-05 21:20:07

time to choose my locker first because I'm a FRESHMAN

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Norway Tracking 2018-02-25 22:24:38

YOU USED WEATHERSCAN MUSIC!
I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH WEATHERSCAN IN 4 MONTHS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Perry Young 2018-06-16 22:16:36

pineapple on pizza is a sin

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tails doll comic 2018-05-06 03:57:13 (edited 2018-05-06 03:58:51 )

3:20 I used to do it by thumbnail

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TheyreJustClips 2018-03-13 23:55:03

pause at 12:02

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Alpha Royale 2018-03-29 17:31:42

Sounds about right

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FoXxY 2018-04-27 12:55:39

puffs on paper clears throat ahem "this, is shit"

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ChronicKat 2018-05-10 12:58:54

IQ lower then my chromosome count? Can IQ go negative?

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Ay 2018-05-10 08:07:27

Can't hear you my volume is too low.

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dylan10182000 2018-03-16 03:36:45

Hey what’s the music at around 2:34? It sounds super fucking familiar but I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s from.

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YBF91 2018-04-21 15:44:28

EMPty Subscribers. Geddit?

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Hana 2018-02-06 23:25:36

“This is shit!” edgy 2 year old

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The North Swamp 2018-05-15 08:25:19

I respectfully disagree

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Luigiman309 2018-04-30 02:24:59

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

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The dood 2018-03-27 00:08:30

Unsubbed for dissing pineapple pizza.

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FunkyJoeBob 2018-04-08 14:56:14

Pinapple on pizza is awful

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Blaine 2018-03-16 03:50:58

Who's commenting because they feel guilty not commenting?

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ITSyoboyRiff_Ross99 2018-04-26 10:46:59

Pineapple pizzas disgusting.

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solorhypercane 695 2018-02-26 18:34:11

12:43 burn!

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Spentsole2169 2018-03-18 03:56:00 (edited 2018-03-18 03:56:10 )

7:24 weatherscan??? Lol song

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Guy 2018-05-02 16:36:56

5:14 but I, like, pineapple

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Big Guy Jimmy 2018-04-22 22:45:13

U N S U B S C R I B B L E

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KeepTheFaith 2018-04-15 21:29:56

Pineapples belong in hell

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Chara 2018-05-29 20:53:56

I'm not subscribing to you to honor your principle.

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Coleslaw 2018-03-12 22:39:18

First time 254,078 subscribers since I first subscribed.

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TheBlackWeatherTV 2018-06-01 14:19:45

#SticksOutForDiabetus

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MegAmi 2018-02-19 13:27:21

QUICK DEBATE ABOUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

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Henry the Muthafuckin Eighth 2018-05-07 15:53:05

Sticks out for diabeetus.

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Bob The Top 2018-04-23 20:23:16

well now you have 259.603 subs.

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Half Alive 2018-03-17 20:31:07

I found MeiAIDS Youtube:MeiFinnishGoat

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Aqua Davie 2018-06-02 01:19:48

lol! some quote from the video! FUNNNEEEEEEE HHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEE

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Liquid Mike 2018-05-09 23:35:05

sticks out for diabeetus

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La Papita Canaria 2018-02-15 16:46:18

Take the long way home

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Fartface Shitlord 2018-05-23 17:27:35

I wanted to comment something, but then i remembered i had nothing to say

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stonecrop 2018-05-01 01:31:24

look at PewDiePie, he's got like what 46million subs? he gets like 2mil veiws per video

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SushiVoid 2018-03-11 18:22:54

Notice me! I am a human and I like your videos and my favorite color is blue!

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Patchy Pyro 2018-04-15 03:38:13

Sticks out for diabeetus

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MONARCH GAM3R -CODM- 2018-04-09 14:02:32

Too much editing...dragging too much

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Cobrak1ng 2018-03-11 22:51:25

I only sub to people I like and I subscribed clean every month to make sure

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shitposter king 2018-03-22 17:17:04

255k subs and 231k views. HMMM

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Gaming legend 2018-05-07 03:38:06

I dont use a pic and i watch u :U

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bumbo 2018-06-02 20:00:26

hmm this video really makes me awoo

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Moonrunes 2018-04-29 19:02:50

Pineapple on Pizza is Absolutely Disgusting

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The Chronicles Of CRISS 2018-05-01 19:17:36 (edited 2018-05-01 19:18:05 )

hello i empty sabskraibur

and i watch emplemon

seriously tho i am not unsubscribing.

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ChiefCarson 2018-04-28 22:19:56

i like pinaple on pizza. 10 secands later, OH WO YOU ARE SUPR GAY PINIPLE IS SHT UOU LOSR NOB

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Thefreakyfreek 2018-04-12 04:26:29

did you enjoy making this vidio i did enjoy waching it

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SwagDoll420 2018-03-30 14:39:54

i like pinapple pizza

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MatA57 2018-03-14 12:15:59

stop saying 'may-jority'
majority
majority

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Swakel Yeah 2018-04-21 13:51:51

I don’t comment much bc I feel like I should only say one thing and I never can think of a good comment

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Nicolaj Boolsen 2018-05-21 12:54:37

9:08 song?

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XXX_Trinity_XXX 2018-04-29 12:52:16

I wish you success
Wish you success
You success
You succ

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MikiKiki 2018-04-10 16:56:45 (edited 2018-04-10 17:03:23 )

I WARSH MAHSELF WIT A RAGG UNNA STEUCK.
edits comment after you rag on random quotes 😅

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Sigma Stories 2018-04-22 18:55:09

600 subs. 22 views... hmm

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TheSizzlingIcetray 2018-04-29 09:14:04

The ogre has a nose so

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Nicolas Souza 2018-03-12 17:23:43

I love you

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Flurp2 2018-05-07 09:22:30

Let me unsub and resub real quick

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Fat Panda 2018-05-11 03:37:31

obligatory fryingcrediblepixardory when? comment

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Nathan Tompson 2018-05-03 01:45:13

Hey. I'm subscribed. Hi.

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That's NotMe 2018-05-20 10:12:42

I like watch jojo better

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mirrors914 2018-03-15 17:59:41

i watch you

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Austin Shearmen 2018-04-25 23:49:31

pineapple on pizza is trash.

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Aqua Davie 2018-06-02 01:23:14

LOL 420 DISLIKES

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anime girl 2018-03-16 18:30:25

Vsauce Michael here

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evil_glass_wolf 2018-03-26 00:36:44

Nice vid

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Brys Firstprize 2018-05-14 05:17:27

Whats a leafy

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Kerosine 2018-03-20 19:49:02

I'm a real boy

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SkeletonTV S 2018-03-30 02:55:59

Mr.franklin gay roblox master

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Tylenol ColdFlu 2018-05-05 17:49:28

woo, pantera

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BOWSERJR4500 2018-03-30 17:16:50

I only have ten :(

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Garlic Bread 2018-10-28 04:10:34

:)

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Djz105 2018-07-01 18:36:04

This is shit because this is shit because this is shit. Please egnolage my iq/chromosome count.

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TazmilyGum 2018-07-26 02:21:20

Im a robot beboop

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Puff Daddy 2018-04-21 13:55:16

Lol

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Uchiha clan 2018-07-25 05:59:36

Lol

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Sponix4fit 2018-10-08 05:53:48

Lol

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ChillieNeo 2019-01-18 14:14:43

Lol

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Kelper Moon 2020-09-03 19:03:08

lol...

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Benjamin Mischler 2021-03-04 15:15:47

Also yno captions

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dr pedopuk 2019-01-29 20:01:07

do eu3

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CT 2020-09-13 08:50:26

Lol

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BenitoMussolini._. a good Christian boy 2019-12-08 03:20:09

Lol

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j_eezus_christ_bro_chill 2022-02-15 12:09:39

how ru not at a mil yet

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TakNoiD 2018-07-02 21:03:37

But for real pineapple on pizza is fucking disgusting

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Daniel Diehl 2021-01-04 04:49:39

Lol

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Sand imations 2018-07-09 04:24:11

I am an audience

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arcader dude 2019-01-04 04:28:20

Real viewer

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York 2020-02-06 17:00:35

:)

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Grandad Duane 2018-06-30 20:22:35

DAB

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Platty 2019-12-09 02:31:47

you just admitted to illegally providing content to children

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DullFace101 2017-12-23 20:12:54 (edited 2017-12-23 20:15:17 )

In my opinion, you're the most thoughtful and introspective YouTubePooper on the site who still makes quality YTPs. Those empty subscribers don't know what they're missing.

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mrsone2000 2018-01-03 03:24:41

I really enjoy your YouTube commentary. Well thought out and informative. Thanks and keep up the good work.

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Cody Sullivan 2018-01-10 20:20:26

I have to say this video was extremely informative and thought provoking. And to answer your question it's your channel at the end of the day you run it and you provide the content for it. Granted it is important to be knowledgeable about your subscriber base but it is also equally important to make sure you are having fun and are happy doing what it is your are doing. So yes it was a good idea for you to start making rant videos as you enjoy them and it has brought some new blood to the channel.

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Sterile Pancake 2017-12-04 06:10:02

I will admit I've been an empty sub for quite some time now but I finally have gotten the time to watch some of your newer videos now, and I'm happy to continue supporting you, emp

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TheRealE1337ist 2018-01-07 22:24:31

I don't think I've ever been a subscriber, but I do want to tell you that you make excellent video essays. They're usually quite on point.

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SlasherSeven 2018-01-08 18:13:42

The algorithms finally brought me to you a couple days ago. Really enjoyed the content here, both in rants and ytps. The quality is on point, and the attitude of this channel is the kind of genuine, nonchalant, chill shit that I look for. I subscribed a few vids back because I enjoyed your views and content.

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SlasherSeven 2018-01-08 18:13:42

The algorithms finally brought me to you a couple days ago. Really enjoyed the content here, both in rants and ytps. The quality is on point, and the attitude of this channel is the kind of genuine, nonchalant, chill shit that I look for. I subscribed a few vids back because I enjoyed your views and content.

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Zak Meyer 2018-01-18 17:35:04

I love your channel Emp. It provides funny and interesting content that I enjoy watching unlike the fucking reactions, lists, sins and wins, click bait etc. videos that dominate youtube these days.

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m0xiev 2018-01-02 02:10:10

I love the way you present your videos. You go at a nice pace and provide funny humor!

You mentioned to make elaborate comments, so here is one :D

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Nathan Weber 2017-12-19 01:06:12

I like this video, it presents information in a way that makes it interesting. I like that you don't talk to us like we are five, I like that there is still comedy in your videos.

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rickrollmaster9000 2018-01-03 21:15:59

This is really fascinating and cool.
It's so good to actually still have people on youtube who are actually honest and funny.

Anyways, back to watching reddit compilations. Bye.

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Hichem Ben 2017-12-15 13:26:40

i don't usually post comments but i was compelled to tell you that,you my man, are one of the most positivity self aware individuals i have ever come across, keep the good stuff coming and i'll keep watching

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Hichem Ben 2017-12-15 13:26:27

i don't usually post comments but i was compelled to tell you that,you my man, are one of the most positivity self aware individuals i have ever come across, keep the good stuff coming and i'll keep watching

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Astralpal+ 2017-12-26 19:14:44

I've actually noticed I've never actually commented on one of your video's despite the fact I've been hanging around for a while. I enjoy your video's a lot, and I enjoy seeing the changes in your style. Keep doing what you're doing. Also have a good day.

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TheTrueRman 2018-02-03 01:49:42

You got my subscription. I legitimatly enjoy your content, whether its a Ytp, or a Commentary vid. Lost count how many times i clicked on your Behind the Meme video!

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Mob 2017-12-26 12:52:25

Well, this is on a year-old video so you might not see this, but if you do then I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your commentary-style videos. Honestly I've enjoyed them more than many other commentary style ones because they're so insightful, well-researched, well-edited and I can tell that a lot of effort has been put into it. I've only started watching your videos yesterday when I saw "How memes made Donald Trump president", and it was such a great video to watch. If you ever feel like not making them that's fine, but I just want to thank you for the amount of effort you put into each commentary video.

And I'll promise to unsubscribe if you do change ur style, faggot :P

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Cthul-who 2017-12-13 06:53:42 (edited 2017-12-13 06:54:33 )

If you can stomach watching him, mattpat actually talked about this in part of his youtube analysis series. He explained it as part of "subscriber burnout." Youtube's algorithm isn't alerting them to the new videos because they stopped watching as many. If you watch every video, it's guaranteed you'll see the next one. If you only watch like one in 10, it's probably gonna mark you burned out and never show you their videos again.

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Infantryman 26015 2017-12-05 02:20:38 (edited 2017-12-05 02:31:27 )

Look, emplemon, all you have to know is that somewhere in that subscriber count there are actual people who watch your videos, and like them as well. I personally don't care that you stopped making videos, if you do, i can just simply unsubscribe or watch your old videos, or simply just keep waiting. I just want to say that I like your videos, especially your old ones.
EDIT: I just wanted to say a bit more. (and also removed that frying dory meme)
Personally, I enjoy your new videos, even if everyone thinks they're just shit, I find them enjoyable sometimes because of how funny they are, like the "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" video and your Meme Theories, which are actually really original. If you don't feel like making videos, its fine ,we understand you through the videos that you have posted, I just want you to again, know that theres people who actually care about you, even if they keep making memes about the downward spiral, they actually might care, trying not to be a bragging prick, especially me. If you read this entire god damn essay, props to you, and again, EmpLemon, theres people who care about you and such, 1 video a month is good enough, 1 a year is good enough, fuck it, one a decade is good enough, as long as you keep cranking out good content.

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G-Man 2018-01-05 14:28:54

Love your channel, keep up with the good content!

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Kusaikyle 2017-12-16 18:17:52

This video is extremely relatable to me. I have over 90 subscribers who don't watch my new videos at least. In the past 3 months I've literally been getting 2 to 9 views on my videos max. I've come to love your content because I feel as if you're on of the few honest people left on this site. Great video, flawless editing style.

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Alushu 2018-02-02 05:55:43

When Weatherscan's music played, I started drowning in nostalgia...

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Armando Man 2018-01-02 03:26:58

I don't want to be an empty subscriber, so I'll probably just check your channel once every month to see what I like.

I like your honesty.

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Starfyrox103 2017-12-12 00:40:20

The problem is that most of the time, I find users I'm subscribed to never appear on the front page, and I end up forgetting they exist.
I'm subscribed to way too many people to go through them all at this point, and barely any of them actually come up when I'm browsing regularly so

good website

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Sisyphusrodah Rockshout 2017-12-27 00:48:24

You sir just gained a new subscriber! Keep up the good work!

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Steve Jobs 2017-12-11 22:36:36

To be honest I prefer your commentary videos. If a youtuber enjoys making a certain type of content they put more care and thought into it.

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Wayne Sanford 2018-01-17 17:10:08 (edited 2018-01-17 17:12:09 )

"My IQ is lower than my chromosome count" lol


In all seriousness this is still a very good video and it is still relevant 1.25 ish years later. I'm not much for YTP's but oh well, he says good things.

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Cawag 2017-12-28 22:36:17 (edited 2017-12-28 22:36:38 )

Don't worry Emp I'm not an empty subscriber. When I see an EmpLemon video I watch it.

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Elizabeth Pantano 2018-01-11 00:59:25

I did the math, and Emplemon at this time has no empty subs I took his view count and video amount divided that-about 290k and his sub count is about 246k. So Emp has no empty subs because the 290k divided by 240k is 1.17 about. So he gets possibly all his subs and another 17% of his sub count.

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Savage vevo 2018-01-21 18:11:59

Nice video man, I like this type of video more then your old ones, I saw your old ones. These are way more quality and better.

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minihali 2018-01-04 11:13:58

I am subscribed to a lot of people, but I don't necessarily watch everything they make. For channels with a narrow focus, such as Vsauce, I generally watch everything they make, because that's what i subscribed to in the first place. But for others I only watch 1/3 or less, because I don't like everything they make. And I subscribed for a show they make, like contentcop and bad unboxing in Idubbbz case.
A tip you often hear, even when you create a channel now, is to have a narrow focus, because you optimize your views. GameTheory actually explained this in great detail in one of his Pewds theories. I know he is a bit of a touchy subject. Especially on this channel. But I highly suggest you go find it.

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Piping, Plumbing, and More! 2018-01-05 03:05:55

Oh, and here I thought EmperorLemon was just making jokes about how bad his channel was.I only now get that he just wants to stick with subscribers who actually plan on watching his new content.

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C Bayer 2017-12-31 18:39:36

Oh, so that's why you tell us to unsubscribe.
I genuinely enjoy your new content, by the way. Keep up the good work.

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Jetson George 2017-12-19 21:49:46

Another thing to consider is just how MANY channels do you think a viewer is subbed to. A sub just means that they liked your vid enough to click a button that says 'show me more of this in the future'. But what if they are subbed to a 100 channels? 500? They liked them all but there are only so many hours in a day. Then there is the Youtube subscriptions feed. How does Youtube decide which sub's video makes the cut to even appear on the list?

Just checked my subs and my sin is being subbed to 923 channels. I might watch 12 vids in a day out of whatever is in the sub feed or that I randomly search on. Picture your channel on that sub list, hoping that your vid of the day might spawn on it, assuming I hit Youtube that day, that the thumbnail and title looked interesting enough to click on, that I - on whatever scale of the day - felt like it. You may as well play the lottery.

"Empty" subs don't hate your vids. You are competing for attention in the endless storm that is Youtube. You want the loyal viewers who don't want to miss a single one of your vids? Pressure viewers to hit the bell icon and establish your own "Notification Squad". Those people are opting in to what is essentially a 2'nd sub feed just to insure that they never miss your stuff.

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Numbers 2017-12-31 10:50:21

Well, hopefully you do read this comment. I'm curious as to what your opinion on those who might not watch EVERY video you produce (such as myself) but still are at least somewhat active. I really don't watch much of your YTP's, but I am fully engaged when you make a commentary video. It's easy to tell when you are joking vs when you are serious, I find your memes relatable and funny, and your videos are well polished, eye pleasing, and give me something to take away and think about. I just wanted to let you know that your videos matter to me at the least and I would love if you'd create more videos like this one. Sincerely, D0â‚©â‚ŠWaRd Spir🌀l

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Earoist 2017-12-09 17:26:43

huh. I always watch these types of your vids more. More substance to them. Sometimes I indulge in the YTPs

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ziad emad 2017-12-29 09:28:21

I like your content, keep up the good work

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dal20 2017-12-27 18:00:58

I subscribe pretty liberally. Every once in a while I go through my sub box, and clear out the channels I don't recognize.

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Phantomation 2017-12-17 14:46:46 (edited 2017-12-17 14:50:09 )

I like your newer videos where you don't just do ytp's, don't get me wrong I love your ytp's. But I love to see you change.

-DankM33m3r

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Dreyaih 2017-12-24 19:50:44 (edited 2017-12-24 20:05:20 )

D O W N W A R D S P I R A L


(PS, I genuinely enjoy your videos and the criticisms I could possibly ever give aren’t really constructive, they’d be something appealing to my own tastes)

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LeGurdah 2017-12-25 01:06:11 (edited 2017-12-25 01:08:48 )

Cool video though. Gotta say these two lines in my head that also got me thinking.

I have a video that has achieved 2,000 views some time ago.
I have 8 subscribers, and that never changed significantly during my four years on this website.

Yet, I'm still serving (mostly.)

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J U S T W H Y 2018-01-24 03:17:28

I honestly don't care if your content changed, I still like your rants

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Marius Urucu 2018-01-03 08:53:05

Every Youtuber, big or small, needs to watch this video.

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CalmTony 2018-01-03 03:13:38

You didn’t take into account the possibility that some of the “empty subscribers” could be accounts that have become inactive

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Lumen 2018-01-04 22:20:44

good thing that he shaved off the majority of his empty subs and now he only has around 40,000 empty subscribers

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ItsSwotr 2017-12-10 04:54:07

I tend to be a silent watcher for the most part though. Unless i feel I have something to say. But I'm a big marathoner. I binge youtube on the daily. It's good background noise for stuff I do during the day.

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Rishvic Pushpakaran 2018-01-22 11:05:20

Yo, I've also thought about this exact same thing once, but since I'm not a youtuber I didn't ponder a lot

btw love your vids, keep 'em coming

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Tyler Sane 2017-12-27 12:37:15

I just found your channel last month but I feel like your a more classical funny youtuber you remind me why I even started watching shit on youtube!.

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Derryl Hopkins 2017-12-20 11:14:02

Empty subscribers never go away.

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Grimnoire 2017-12-28 11:14:31

Good job with the editing bravo 👍

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EndorsedBryce 2017-12-19 03:34:58

So a key thing mentioned here is a subscriber is a person that like a button asking to have more of your content promoted to them, but the modern youtube algorithm does not do this, so the subscriber comment is a tally of how many, folks clicked on a non-functioning button and not much else. I am subscribed to hundreds of channels I haven't even see in years. I'm prob subscribed to many channels I don't even remember anymore. So I am an empty sub on a lot of fo channels, Not because i don't want to watch their videos anymore but because I forget about them, and the button i clicked on to remind and promote their stuff to me doesn't do its damn job. It's why so many changes are passing the notification button, It actually does something.

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Teresa Roman 2018-01-17 17:03:31

if you have a diverse set of content, it is'nt weird....
but now this is weird

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Not Big Surprise 2017-12-27 22:59:27

8:29 "Vsauce has well researched videos"
"Is the earth actually flat? - Vsauce"

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D Snodgrass 2017-12-10 10:32:57

so now you're sitting atop a pyramid of 235k subs, and it seems like you're drawing 50-100k views relatively quickly, with a 'long tail' (like this one has) of views still coming in over a year later. Not to mention that the craze for subs has petered out, and "watch time" is the metric the platform likes best now. How do you feel about that?

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Antichrist 666 2017-12-09 21:17:48

Now this is great content

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Sphere 2017-12-05 03:06:36

12:54 (Me when making pixel art and attempting to find good criticism) Relatable AND factual

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Chicken Nuggets #4 2018-01-06 19:30:07

You do you man, make your shit and I’ll watch it. Do you know why I’ll watch it? Because I e n j o y your content

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TheFatDuck 2017-12-21 13:38:34

Great video man I love what you have to say

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ywnrnf 2017-12-18 21:39:50

I believe some of the children do respect you. They just lack the maturity to comprehend the repercussions of their own actions.

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Bob Woggle 2017-12-11 00:07:24

How many subs do you think are empty because they're dead?

Do families go through and delete their relatives' old accounts?

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lvl140 ApexRajang 2018-01-24 14:52:15

"smooth glazed donut"
"-because you my friends are eating a mouthful of-"

Cum?

"-empty calories!"

Goddamn it

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The Cockroach 2017-12-14 20:42:40

That bonus rant was golden

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BELTHAZAR THE DESTROYER 2017-12-07 17:28:46

9:35 The moment that started playing I recognized it and now I want to go play the Simpsons Hit n Run again really badly.

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SwaggySteak 2018-01-11 01:56:08

I’m here for you daddy lemon

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Akhi Jannunh Al-Kavit 2017-12-12 02:09:01

I have a theory too, more of a conspiracy...
I've seen a lot of those shitty "If you have this average human trait, you're a genius", made by, for example, Spanish channels, then, I see the same shitty video, made by English channels, same thumbnail and all, just translated to English, then, I see the same video, in Russian, you see, Ivan, I'm not Russian, I changed my YouTube location to Russia for shit and giggles, and so, I managed to see this, there's multiple channels gaining money with the same video in different languages, something YouTube promotes in trending.
And then... I don't know, Soros maybe.

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UltraVast 2017-12-13 06:55:15

I can't unsubscribe if I never subscribed.
Besides, the YT home page is pretty much a subscription page in of itself.

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cthuluSpawn 2017-12-31 18:27:20

WatchMojo may still have empty subscribers, but they upload 5+ videos daily garanteed

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Chris Vendegna 2017-12-13 12:03:16

I like the mix of content on your channel

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Toasturhz toastbunz 2018-01-22 00:43:58

Hears that you don't have any active subscribers.
watches Emplemon's other content
Realizes I'm missing out
Immediately subscribes and hit's the bell icon

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lapisprobably 2017-12-30 19:47:51

“ if a ogre takes a
Shit in the woods and no ones there to smell it “ -
Emplemon

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luxzhvs 2017-12-04 06:31:56

This is a youtube poop in itself, so this is quality.

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luxzhvs 2017-12-04 06:39:35

I will say, that your poop style is great and cluttered like it should. You made valid points and I will be applying the "Empty Sub factor" to a lot of people I'm subbed to... so I can tell if I enjoy their content or not.

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Frank Lance 2018-02-04 02:15:03

I feel like there shouls be a subcriber page on YouTube where it lists the channels you subscribed to from left to right on an amount watched basis, and showed thr videos underneath. More than 5 new videos aren't shown unless you click on a button, and you can put videos on haiatus using tools.

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Penelope 3:4 2017-12-28 20:25:12

This video was amazing.👌

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NautilusShell 2018-01-08 16:00:52

I'm pretty sure EmpLemon is the only youtuber with an IQ thats over 7...

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Captain Flavio 2017-12-27 06:11:46

Wow, didn't expect Dokuro here at 11:55.

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AugustMovieReviewer 2017-12-27 20:05:03

3:01 Wait, Bart is supposed to be green. What's going on here?

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Captain Dishman 2018-01-11 10:42:54

I don't stay subscribed to a channel that changes their format for the worse. Prime examples: Spoony and Maddox. Or channels that haven't uploaded in years.

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THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED 2018-01-22 19:59:26

I came back to this video and it's all montage parodies and shrek jokes.
Ah 2016

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Joseph Vink 2017-12-05 03:15:30 (edited 2017-12-05 03:22:10 )

Looks Like I need to U N S U B S C R I B E

I do thoroughly enjoy your more philosophical stuff tho.

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HappyTacoPaco 2017-12-11 02:57:43

What's about the average empty subscriber rate for a tube channel?

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lizardtheguy 2018-01-02 08:38:51 (edited 2018-01-02 08:39:20 )

Nice video, but i couldn't get a good volume because the clips you use are much louder than your voice

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Greg Homan 2017-12-14 07:20:32

As a Rick and Morty fan with over 300 chromosomes, I can say with absolute certainty that this is shit.

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Anthony Hiebert 2018-01-16 00:39:00

"You need to listen very carefully..."

NO I DON'T!!!

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sanorei 2017-12-16 06:13:23

im guilty bc im subbed to a lot of people i dont watch anyomore or not usually at least, but im subbed to so many that im too lazy to go through them all

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Chrls Stotz 2018-01-24 06:32:02

Also, I've had this theory too for a while

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Not Big Surprise 2017-12-27 22:55:18

Wait a moment, you did McQueen's quest for tires?

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Saphire Systrine 2017-12-29 19:35:28

Aye, you got me looking t my channel analytics, and to be honest, though I may not be ready for a change yet, I will sometime go through the same purge of content ^u^
At least I know I'm not alone

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Arnuski 2018-01-23 01:36:02

I remembered that poop of toy story, I saw it when I was in highschool, it was hilarious

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mattwo7 2017-12-05 12:11:07 (edited 2017-12-05 12:13:16 )

3:41 I resent it yes but I manage by reminding myself that fame sucks and I don't want it. Besides, I'm too lazy for ambitions.

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sam mcburney 2018-01-28 00:55:11

I watch a lot of people on youtube, but I rarely comment, because nothing is ever original or important.And my self esteem is lower than the Mariana's Trench. But I do love almost every channel I subscribe to, and if they do something deplorable, or they suddenly change (Say...a person that told life stories and was really sincere suddenly being rude and hateful. Not naming names because there are loads of them that can fit this description) I would unsubscribe. But I do watch you often including these :) I just forget to like the videos. ^^;

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Xaniith _ 2018-01-20 12:37:10

Gentle Giant! My man <3

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MillywiggZ 2018-01-01 20:29:21

Have I subbed at the third arc of this channel? Looks like this could be the end...

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WALTER 2017-12-12 21:07:51

how to get lots of views: upload once a year

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FoeTecTM 2017-12-31 07:11:14

When someone says "this is shit" they usually but unusually mean this:
"I'm sorry, but this video just doesn't appeal to me. So I'll just say that this video is, ahem, 'shit'. Allow me to digress. *Rant rant about how you use stupid points and memes to appeal to the normies and alot of outsiders*. Anyway, alot of people will like this because they can't put their time and effort into a 5 minute comment because your content is a (often profanity with a slur and or insult) and I don't have the time because my 'life' consists of going on 4chan and telling people that they are worthless and never had a chance to do something with their life, so they went ahead and did it. But for you, this isn't the case. You have a large fanbase with empty subscribers(more or less) and is more entitled to make a well thought and convulted rant about me if I tried to make a video of how you are a bad youtuber, so I'll just put this into something you're small brain can get around: THIS IS SHIT."

-a normie who thinks they are an outsider

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Max DuBois 2018-01-04 11:30:39

I'm not an empty subscriber. I love you, babygirl

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Benard Man 2017-12-14 11:57:43

I know I subbed to prolly about 20 channels right now I hardly or never watch but for some reason I stay subbed. It takes me a long to finally unsub from somebody

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butterh2 2017-12-28 16:21:26

Well, this was 2016.... WELCOME TO THE EVEN BIGGER CLUSTERFUCK OF 2017

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Swatchcovers 2017-12-28 05:27:53

Would love your thoughts on special meme fresh

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Rocket Honchcrow 2017-12-29 04:22:28

i think i might be an Empty subscriber to a few channels... hmm

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mat 2018-01-09 03:40:49

Have you ever even tried pineapple on pizza? It’s the best thing in the world (after duct tape)!

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Lord Tipto 2017-12-21 18:34:47 (edited 2017-12-21 18:54:25 )

Memes are bigger than what people can tell you. Sure Youtube isn't doing well, but if you try to search for "unstable Youtube memes" in Google Images, you get quite a lot of content. I think it shows that the reason Youtube is so messed up is because big corporations desperately want more money and think that memes are childish. Let's be honest, Youtube isn't going to get fixed anytime soon.
It's never ogre!

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Flophawk 2017-12-07 12:19:35 (edited 2017-12-07 12:19:53 )

I was going to comment "This is shit" as a goof but then I realized that my reputation is worth more useless internet points than a chortle

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Mondasian Cyberman 2017-12-29 00:31:23

"Fuck You Baltimore!" Such a classic video, thank God I come from that great city.

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Banana Mustard 2017-12-19 07:29:01

i was an empty sub after the btm vid
but now im watching all ur vids boi

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carltonbanks67 2018-01-17 10:07:25

I feel the song at 2:30 is from some old flash game... But which one?

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N G 2018-01-15 09:04:06

Hmmm deep fried memes, just how I like em.

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cnug 2017-12-28 18:41:00

I watch your vids all the time

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Not Big Surprise 2017-12-27 22:53:14

I prefer pens and dead memes on my pizza.

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Matchsticks 2017-12-22 00:04:24

Anyone wanting to know the song at the intro, it's "take the long way home" by supertramp

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Gavin Dulebohn 2017-12-20 20:22:25

How do you think pewdiepie feels about the view to subscriber thing

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Cenobyte 2017-12-25 18:36:26

Every week I look for topics rather than channels. so if 2 topics are interesting in a channel I subscribe and watch & eventually unsubscribe. I subscribe to u because Of what u did with ‘behind the meme’ and this one ‘empty subscribers hypothesis’. Anything that resembles ‘Idea PBS channel’ i’ll follow.

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pgj1997 2017-12-09 17:33:44

5:05 I blame Splatoon

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Becnok 2017-12-17 23:15:37

12:50 I just spit out my fucking drink

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Danny devito fan 2018-01-01 18:39:46

A subscriber gets your channel and your videos recommended also likes do that too.

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a windows boi 2017-12-17 21:09:51

"Where's frying dory? I know you made videos saying you won't make it, but I still want it because I'm special."

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Doktor Fickle 2018-01-18 17:18:55

Wait so do you mean you'll actually read this even though the video is over a year old and the comments have piled in the thousands? (Nah)

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ThesilentBard x 2017-12-11 15:10:21

Hi there new here. Just watched your trump, rewind, and meme cult videos.
Thought I'd let you know I subbed simply to give you the satisfaction of an unsub.
If it's your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!111ONE

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Mark 2017-12-27 03:09:15

"The vast majority if my comments just became 'LOL' with some random quote from the video." LOL XD

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brnb 2018-01-08 18:41:03

fucking love the prog on the videos

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mikel carkques 2018-02-02 15:43:48

debating whether pineapples on pizza is tasty

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memeaddict 420 2018-02-06 23:19:02

Hey empty subscriber here. Why dont you stop doing thus ytp thing that stopped being funny in 2009 and make more commentary vids.bc theyre real good. The real reason I dont watch most of.your vids are because they consist of le screaming spungbob maymay

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Johnny Hansen 2018-01-02 16:32:16

Take this to the #BBC and #PBS !

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Antichrist 666 2017-12-09 21:15:34

Pineapple is not supposed to be on a pizza

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Мойа 2017-12-20 14:07:33

lol haha for me best part was empty subscribers hahah so funny xDxDxDxD... oh wait wrong video..

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Onup147 2018-01-10 22:47:16

.....personally I love pineapple on my pizza

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Conk Tabby 2017-12-30 15:30:19

my entire sub count is empty i simply dont even upload anymore

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Klinkersgas 2018-01-09 06:10:26

Fine I'll fucking comment. I've been watching all of your videos

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wiiztec 2017-12-07 21:03:40

So are your 100K new scribers since this video lean or blubberbois?

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mattwo7 2017-12-05 12:14:13 (edited 2017-12-05 12:14:52 )

4:08 Except for the bots, sockpuppets that people use to boost their own sub count and people who sub to you with more than one account.

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irrationalbrethren 2017-12-08 00:26:27

I think you forgot the part where people make sock puppet accounts to dislike other videos that don't deserve to be disliked only to be an annoyance to the lower people

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mattwo7 2017-12-08 08:25:21

MediawareDavid, you should probably learn the difference between views and subscriptions.

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Cooltroubleman 2017-12-31 17:53:12

Jokes on you, my chromosome count is 2 million.

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Brett Harkness 2017-12-17 02:38:46

"random quote from the video"- LOL

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El Drago 2017-12-27 04:50:55

Your subscribers currently are 240k, whoops

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Shoe Hunter 2017-12-09 01:26:06

Pineapple on pizza is okay with ham

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general Fatboi 2018-01-16 08:15:38

Sempsins is better than the pixar poops imo

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Lachlan Charlton 2018-01-12 05:28:31

A B S O L U T E L Y D E S G U S T I N G

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nostalgia junkie 2017-12-05 17:22:48

i know im late, but i like you for you.





not sure if i like the tinnitus tho

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Megabonez 2017-12-18 03:11:16 (edited 2017-12-18 03:12:07 )

2:50 how did you find footage of me?

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Josh G. 2017-12-20 04:17:07

My IQ is lower than my chromosome count

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Jonathan Sefcik 2017-12-19 19:23:56

Well now you have twice as many subs...

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rett 2018-01-08 04:22:55

why are we still here, just to suffer

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Icy Wings 2018-01-10 05:16:52

But I like your videos.

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TheDeniss2004 2018-01-22 07:44:14

This video is a constant ear rape

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NintendoReject 2017-12-15 20:54:18

It's called people not caring because they watch clickbait shit

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M.R Wakawaka 2017-12-14 13:46:58

Good thing you don't like pineapple pizza, you are a human being.

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J.Fletcher Skorpius ♏ 2018-01-04 00:53:07

It's because proper people are thinking to your content (wow... This is shite!)

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Lymington 2018-01-05 02:46:30

Pineapple Pizza tastes like shit.

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Claptrap the Ape with a Pen 2018-01-10 04:46:44

Pineapple on pizza is beautiful

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Potato 2018-01-17 22:38:48

Montizon is the reason.

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Fuck Bill Clinton 2017-12-19 01:48:04

Pineapple on pizza is sacreligous

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Arachne 2017-12-30 05:21:03

I just realized that your profile picture is a Mon Calamari.

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charles 2018-01-06 13:00:38

I should clean up my subscriptions

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Rahman Moncatar 2018-01-20 01:32:45

What is a empty subscriber

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lonleylink507 2018-01-11 14:49:45

you can do what you want with your channel but i suggest sticking to commentaries rather than ytps. but its your channel do whatever the fuck you want

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MultiJeje12345 2017-12-20 11:04:03

Reset every subscriber
This will make everyone skinny af

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Rose 2018-01-03 22:46:35

sticks out for diabeetus

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BLOOFY 2018-01-06 07:06:45

i feel like shit for asking for you to notice me but i already feel like shit so why the fuck not

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Cherry 2018-01-16 03:55:17 (edited 2018-01-16 03:55:25 )

Well by your idea that the sub count is your ego Pewdiepie has the most ego and i have close to none well i have barely an ego irl

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Nolan 2018-01-14 06:13:41

Toys Gone Wild the first poop i ever saw

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TheMetalHazard 2017-12-13 20:41:48

I like pineapples on pizza :-)

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Red sus 2018-01-04 22:09:53

At this time, I only have 1 sub and it a empty sub 100% empty sub rate. RIP!

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Struggling Engineer Student 2017-12-23 22:11:46

Enjoy life, for it does not last long

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Alfred 2017-12-27 22:34:00

0:01 same

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Strongwind 2017-12-16 10:10:07

Downvoted for your comment on pineapple pizza

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cowbelly tv 2018-01-03 23:35:27

Why do you like CM PUNK SO much

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Marsh 2017-12-19 18:21:49

I like pineapple on pizza

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Max Brown 2017-12-20 05:38:40

i got an ad called "anime babes"

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Everett Larson 2018-01-15 13:32:03

I like pineapple pizza

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Bio-error 1d10t: User unable to create name. 2018-01-24 18:20:41

P I N E A P P L E O N B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

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Chrls Stotz 2018-01-24 06:24:52

9:11 nice

1 like
Bretaigne 2017-12-24 02:45:30

Song at 9:35?

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Promateur Ent. 2018-01-28 17:13:30

SUCCess

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CMDR Simansky 2018-01-03 13:44:33

what about that loud noises why are u doing this kid from my neibor was woken up, not nice please stop i like you videos but its bad when i dont have headphones PLEASE LITTLE LESS SCARES thx

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Despacito Text 2017-12-10 09:10:59

There are over 9000 views

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shotya 2018-01-03 19:26:06

fav color:*disapointent*

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Just A Spidey Wit Da Hoodie 2018-01-06 22:44:09

Unsubscribed because of your offensive pineapple joke.

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Ur Gay 2017-12-21 23:26:12

I commented NOW FEEL SPECIAL

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Brandon Scholten 2018-01-13 22:44:02

I personally enjoy pineapple on pizza

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NateTheReaper 2018-02-03 20:46:53

This is crack

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Promateur Ent. 2018-01-28 17:20:55

My channel is dying of starvation

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SnakeFace 2017-12-15 13:35:57

People who don't explain why they hate something are annoying. What if your entire sub base dissapears and then you are just left clueless as to why?

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CodemanCZ 2018-01-01 00:00:12

You sound like Funke.

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Jox Barros 2017-12-11 07:53:44

Pineapple is good, pizza is good, so wtf pineapple pizza is garbage, why god why?

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ohno 2018-01-02 01:38:42

L O L

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ă‚»ăƒ©ăƒ• 2018-01-09 06:09:36

Wow don't call me a fat piece of shit! ;_;

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Hasan 2017-12-04 22:07:40

makes comment against pineapple pizza

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Hasan 2017-12-04 22:08:12

oh hey Emp, i agree on it being disgusting

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Ismael Ibarburu 2017-12-16 12:14:48

You upload 17 minutes videoa

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Zaadbaad 2018-01-02 20:47:34

Lol

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Chloe Boyle 2018-01-01 05:11:27

Lol

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LokiFM 2017-12-20 11:36:17

Mayjority.

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Yale 2018-10-28 14:09:20

I’m real!!

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Merlin tym 2021-11-13 06:58:42

Lol

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Pickle Boy 2022-03-16 02:37:15

Hehe haha

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hmm2 2020-11-07 23:01:40

ĂŠmplemon

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Daniel 2019-12-01 19:31:52

Can't unsub if I wasn't ever subbed in the first place. Checkmate

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Josh Allen 2020-08-07 06:16:34

Ear rape is not content

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Whatever Bro 2020-08-12 18:54:18

Yes it is

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latensi 2020-07-17 12:44:13

Its 2020, surely by now most people have realized how disgusting pineapple is on pizza.

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Astavyastataa 2020-07-28 11:20:09

Heresy. Now perish.

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Aimin Darhrums 2019-06-10 09:12:14

Hello yes i am human being why of course!

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WOODEN IS _HERE 2019-07-01 06:59:06

no one will even read my comment 100% you will never read it at all that's why I don't comment

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Anything Agency 2020-04-15 04:23:17

I like cyan

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Rajabox 2018-06-29 01:33:27

Ello I'm just a random plushtuber

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PKFlashFire 2017-10-02 20:45:51

I love how you are one of the only YouTubers that cares about fixing the website and a YouTuber that doesn’t even care that much about subs and views. These videos about YouTube are very informative, relatable, and somewhat true. I would love to see more of these videos and your perspective on the websites state of being. Ur awesome and your poops are still great. 👏

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Tek Daystar 2017-10-17 14:49:04

I honestly enjoy everything from you that I have seen since your Behind the Meme rant drew me in. I am still catching up on your 7 years+ worth of good shit. I personally enjoy the stylistic changes over time. An artist changing and evolving their style as the progress is common and you have just gotten better over time.

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Skutchi 2017-09-06 11:07:29

Wow, the ending was great !
When you learn that Emplemon was ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS every single time he said "Please unsubscribe", what a twist !

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EstimatedMedian 2017-09-22 15:33:22 (edited 2017-09-22 15:33:41 )

You know, I agree with you here... I like to do the same thing and see how many subscribers are even watching people's content and I notice that a lot of the normie idiots who think that subs = IQ have a staggering 80+ percent empty subs... and you know what...? If it makes you feel any better, I actually really like your content, so keep it up!

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Eli Huery 2017-11-11 20:26:41

Yo emplemon
I have to say that you make a really good point in this video. I really do enjoy your content though (even if it isn’t a ytp) because it’s funny and enjoyable. And I also do agree with you that people should measure the popularity of a channel by its views and not by its subscribers.

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DariusMakesContent 2017-08-30 00:02:37

I fucking love this video more than any YTP you have created. I believe this for one simple reason, I have never heard anyone go over YouTube subscribers in this much depth before. It is something that I had thought about while looking at different YouTube channels but had never truly put two and two together. Overall, this video deserves a 10/10 for quality information and speculation.

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Epic Acrylic 2017-11-28 16:07:00

It does get difficult to watch every person you sub to, and when the content gets bad it's common to just stray away and hope you come back a few months later to better content.

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Moonlight 2017-09-14 22:25:21

I honestly dont really care what kind of content Emp wants to/does make. Even if its some shitty forced meme ill still watch it. Not just because Emp made it, but because i care about what he makes and what he wants to make.

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awfulangel 2017-09-23 18:07:33

i actually like these type of videos from you emp. keep it going?

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Deathbug 117 2017-08-31 23:14:33

Hey emp good job on the video I don't watch everything you make but when I do it's always great keep up with it my dude \[+]/

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Kermitzoe 2017-09-07 05:02:55

Please make more story videos the one about your senior year mad me laugh uncontrobally. Thanks for the great videos keep them up

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canine defecation 2017-08-31 23:25:13

For those who like the song with the harmonica in the beginning, it's called "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp.
Also, some subscribers might not watch all of their channel's videos

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HarrybosPlums 2017-10-06 09:42:59

Love your shit dude, YTP and intelligent commentary AND memes in one channel? It's... beautiful.

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Heinrich Dubloon 2017-10-05 06:02:38

This is the second time I have detected Veggietales in your videos, Mr. EMP LeMon. First with the title screen of Silly Songs with Larry, and now with what I recognize as "Larry's High Silk Hat", but probably it's a folk song they retooled. Regardless, I suggest ingesting more Veggies to get more fiber in your diet and get rid of the excess mass on your subscriber number. Jokes aside, we oughta petition Google / completely spam their corporate emails to add an option for YouTubers to be able to delete their subscribers en masse. A giant delete button for everything. Then people who actually care about their favorite channels will subscriber again. Rant rant rant you actually inspired me to go stick posters on light/telephone poles in my city to inform peeps about YTPs and the oppression of animation on YouTube. Yeah yeah business, but if you are owned by Google that's enough cush to last years. You don't need to monetize views.

It is indeed a fascinating phenomenon that people can subsist off YouTube, but

Now I need to go research what factors feed into money in youtibe, if it's view time, sub count, or sheer number of ads...

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Doublepulse 2017-08-31 19:04:40 (edited 2017-08-31 19:05:05 )

Want to know what is sad.. I experience the same thing with empty subs and I only have about 1.3k. I decided in the beginning of the year to turn the sub count off so people would not judge my videos based on the sub count. I also hoped that it would dissuade people from subscribing because of the large number.. The problem I have is I made 1 video that does extremely well for me, and everyone just subs from that one video and do not bother to watch anything else I put out. I hate the idea that I am pretty much being pigeon holed into doing 1 thing even though I like doing a variety of things. Great video EmpLemon!

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Simon Petrikov 39 2017-09-12 19:58:59 (edited 2017-12-14 22:49:51 )

I think your content is it's very spontaneous and I like that only two the channels that I watched involved in the Politicosphere made YTPs so I personally almost devoted to it is a change of things.

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Funky 2017-09-23 01:14:56

Emplemon is by far the best YouTuber around when it comes to problems with the Internet

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100% Beef 2017-09-01 18:48:34

Omg thank you for this. I'm a newer inspiring YouTuber struggling with a similar problem since I switched what I was doing on my channel and people get mad if I don't do it the new way but I have a great idea for what I used to do. I have trouble balancing what I enjoy and what the fans do cuz if I try my old style of videos it doesn't get love at all

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My_opinion 2017-09-06 00:31:58

I think your content is AMAZING. I watch each new video or come back to the old videos. Oh, wait...this was a year ago. Well, I still love your content!

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Pax 2017-11-28 04:13:48

I like both your YouTube poops and your “meme theories”
Can gladly say that i have watched your ENTIRE “YouTube has been on a downward spiral” video :)

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Bridget McConaughy 2017-09-30 13:39:46

Yo, I subscribed for your recent content. Your ytp, background makes you analyses stylistically distinct, and I love it.

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Reznor 2017-11-20 05:14:51

Yo Emp, I think you'd be glad to hear that, unlike most people, I like making repeated viewings of things I've seen many a time, and it's the same with your videos as well, so on most of your videos (including your YTPs, by the way, consistently great work on those, props) at least five or six of those views are from me, as I (ahem) subscribe to the notion you preached in your "YouTube's Downward Spiral" video that viewers should actively look for what they want to watch, and most of what I view are things I want to watch over and over due to their quality.

(also lol to the fact I just realized as of finishing this message that I made this exactly one year after you uploaded this video)

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TheBackgroundCharacterBrian 2017-09-05 16:40:21

This video got me thinking why did I ever subscribe to certain channels that feel stale and boring to me now. I've unsubbed from them knowing that their material isn't interesting or as entertain as it use to be. Sure they'll make a few good videos once in awhile but thats it, any other day it's just average or below that.

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Cup 'o' Joe 2017-08-31 02:43:57

When he did the drumroll and then revealed that he thinks that pineapples on pizza is gross I instantly liked the video.

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lego7627 2017-10-28 03:10:59

I enjoy your content. Please countine this quality standard.

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NJOverclocked 2017-11-12 16:53:41

Also, I say the same thing all the time. Trying to coax people CONSTANTLY to subscribe is not helping you as a creator, it's just filling you up with thousands of subs who will never click on your videos again

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Peter Griffin 2017-08-31 23:02:16

I was an empty sub until you started making commentarys and now I watch most of your videos

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T. H. 2017-09-01 01:57:02

I Respect you more after this, sign of a true artist.

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Erubian Warlord 2017-09-04 09:51:30

if you make lots of vids with this level of humor I might just sub

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lil carl p 2017-09-18 23:52:06

I love this channel emplemon is one of the only channels i dont get bored

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Josiah Root 2017-09-11 05:34:19

Keep it up, you make good videos!

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sejcai 2017-11-19 23:08:59

Time for one of your commentary theories, in my opinion better than the YouTube poops you make, keep it up, great moves, proud of you.

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Chez 2017-11-13 07:27:01

I haven't had Hawaiian pizza so I can't have an opinion on it's pineapplosity.
All I can say for sure is...
That...
Hawaiian pizza...

Was invented in Canada.
(This is the part where you Google that in a very triggered manner.)

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SuperFlashDriver 2017-09-12 07:08:20 (edited 2017-09-12 07:18:32 )

8:39 XDDDDDDD My god I"m cracking up.

I haven't uploaded a youtube poop of ERB in a long time and I only have a thousand subscribers, and I'm okay with it. There are things in real life that changed me between 2012 and 2017. Believe me, I went through a huge change in my life and this video clearly explains why there are people out there that move on to other stuff. And I agree with one of the commenters, people don't have the time to watch every single video some channel makes every single day. They just need it when they feel like watching it, not come back every day like it's a habit. So I do agree with the empty subscribers but I haven't gotten empty subscribers to be honest. And also I forgot to subscribe to you when I watched your videos.

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Ring 2017-11-18 19:13:16

I love you and your video editing, Emplemon

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Matrix 2017-11-05 19:00:48

I feel like I may be the only subscriber left, I just find your videos funny.

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pad - 2017-09-15 05:13:48

you're still a pretty good YouTuber. still love your content ._. big fan.

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Knight Wing 2017-11-25 20:52:33

The good thing about Watchmojo is that if you have a very specific (or autistic) interest, you can bet that they have either made a video for one's own interests, or they will do so very soon. What I can't understand is why people bother to subscribe to Watchmojo if they have no intent on watching most of their videos.

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Slan - DelvUI 2017-11-15 22:07:29

That has to do with the pareto's principle. (A S C E N D I N G marketing tech nerd here) roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes. can be translated to views/subscribers

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DyxoXinoro 2017-10-09 02:42:37

Honestly considering I have less than 100 subs and get really god damn annoyed at only getting ~10 views per video lately (even if the view count is actually all over the place, according to my analytics) I can only imagine how insanely frustrating it is for someone with an actual sub count.

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ccf lego and history freak 2017-09-10 01:33:59

I respect you as a person my dude

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JGblkshot 2017-10-08 22:38:14

You might as well have 8:36 to 9:12 as its own video.
That was pretty accurate though.
I unsubscribed from that shit over a year ago as a result.

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Esme Marion 2017-09-30 12:56:23

Never did I expect a video about phantom subs to have Weatherscan music :P

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Mr Human Guy 2017-08-31 08:37:35

When you want your channel to lose subscribers but you end up going up 50k subs, FUCKING WHOOPS!!

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SoggyWaffle97 2017-11-14 23:07:31

Wow, this is actually kinda eye-opening for me.

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Moss Hive Network 2017-12-03 19:08:14

It's a good thing that YouTube isn't your job. YouTube is very unreliable when it comes to ad revenue.

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RojoFern 2017-09-07 02:01:50

I've run out of ideas for a unique and funny comment so...
Thank you EmporerLemon, you've opened my eyes

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Fuzzy Images 2017-10-10 01:42:01

I don't understand how your old audience can bitch about you not making youtube poop when in a way you still are. You incorporated the art form into your commentary videos, which seems far more impressive. (Not to dis YTP's)

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Pointless gimmicky username 2017-09-12 06:56:09

>"A youtube subscriber is a human being, capable of making critical decisions...."

And... THERE is the hilarious content I subbed for...

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PlasmaMongoose 2017-09-19 07:38:41

I have a bunch of subscriptions to YT channels that I haven't really bothered with for quite some time, but once in a blue moon, I will check out some of those channels and see if they made anything new or recheck out the old content I enjoyed ages ago.

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HeavyFerrum 2017-10-25 20:54:56

8:33 THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

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Bob Woggle 2017-10-14 07:46:37 (edited 2017-10-14 07:46:50 )

I go through my subs every now and then and purge anything I can't remember watching recently. If I ain't watching or they ain't uploading, all it is is clutter.

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WillyMacShow 2017-10-26 15:52:17

I don't know how you stretched out such a simple topic to 16 minutes. Great presentation, but I feel like you are just venting to me.

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sportx bruh-trm 2017-09-15 21:14:52

Your rants are quite funny
I enjoy

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MrMonkeyhanger 2017-09-20 20:59:44

You've earnt yourself an empty sub man, kudos. N I'm not going anywhere.

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Zarkansmay 2017-09-07 05:39:08

You are a very different youtuber, I love it :D

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Dan 2017-11-27 19:30:05

Well, i can honestly say i'm lo longer an empty subscriber.

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Saturnalia 2017-09-04 14:06:19

Just gotta say you got a good taste in music

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The Pencil Cunts 2017-11-10 03:44:30

Empty subscribers, empty souls.

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Monarch 2017-11-30 00:28:53

I really enjoy the taste of pineapple on pizza. But not all the time, sometimes the sweet taste is too irritating. To be honest, I like pineapple in general. So I really don't know if I like pineapple on pizza or just pineapple in general.

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lonleylink507 2017-09-12 03:39:35

I am not an empty subscriber
Because as soon as I see you upload I always want to see it as soon as possible

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lonleylink507 2022-03-20 08:04:07

emplemon stan lol

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blayne 2017-09-06 19:01:45

I finally found a good YouTuber! :)

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leroi 2017-11-24 21:58:29

how about they give channels the power to purge subscribers?

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Aiden P.S. 2017-11-10 04:48:54

I RESPECT YOU, BARNICLE MAN!

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Nick Terpstra 2017-11-13 04:27:59

Is it possible for empty subscribers to be revived? I was inactive on your channel for a while, but I'm back now and here to stay

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6 2017-08-30 00:17:12

Honestly, the comment rant is a very knowledgeable argument, so I propose this to you. Perhaps the comments are an equal 50/50 split between the insightful commentors and the regular ones, but the reason why the regular comments always have 100+ likes is because as a regular commenter you would like every single comment that pops up, but with insightful commentors, they take time to read and respond without liking because of the merit of the comment they've read.

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John Hasben 2017-11-18 20:59:10

Emp current sub count: 228k as of nov 18 2017. 101k+ subs.


Must suck gimplemon

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Gearsio TV 2017-11-18 10:18:00

I actually enjoy this channel funny snd actually original you gotta sub from Me dude

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Hoodied 2017-11-02 16:51:07

I kinda feel bad for not commenting on your videos now, Keep up with the quality fucking videos pal,

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Orange Corn 2017-11-20 08:04:35

I love you're videos.

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Adam Ortiz 2017-09-14 05:20:58

Those people who don't watch the commentaries are blind. They are basically their own YTP

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Chez 2017-11-13 07:40:58

We need a Dead Account Purge. If you aren't using your account at all, then it simply must go. If you haven't watched a certain channel in too long a time, you must be unsubscribed. This needs to happen for the sake of YouTube's survival.

Also, completely wipe ads off of the face of this website. I don't want to sit through 30, 15, or even 6 seconds without a Skip Ad button. I want a world where the Skip Ad button isn't even necessary because there are no ads on online videos.

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10roub 2017-11-12 19:16:55

jokes on you your latest video and this one are about a year apart, but are still the same type of content (down to the same style of ending)

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Mallard Duck/JRH 2017-10-18 20:24:43

Your videos are pretty good

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kol 2017-09-11 01:41:55 (edited 2017-09-11 01:52:34 )

The other day at the doctors I saw a guy that looked exactly like al from al's toy barn I'm not even kidding

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yourl0nelystar 2017-09-02 20:22:10

That Top 10 Canadian Actor Mustaches had me weak. got a sub

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Takotra The Rat King 2017-09-24 02:11:34

I see them as actual humans, witch is why I hold my only like 35 subs incredibly high, and it feels so good

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ZincoDrone 2017-10-22 03:14:46

The youtube downward spiral has been happening sense 2014. Now it's struck EmpororororoororororoLemon which he should make a YTP about the downward spiral and YouTube itself and that would be a thing to remembererereererererererererererererererererererrrr.

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No_drinks 2017-09-01 06:33:43

EmpLemon's empty subscriber rate

217,000 subs - 100,000 avg views / 217,000 = 0.539
or 54%

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Quartzthederpy AJ 2017-10-01 00:08:17

At 8:03 I heard Weatherscan music and I was like
BOI HOLD UP IS THAT WEATHERSCAN MUSIC
SOUNDS LIKE A 10 AM ON A SATURDAY AS I LAZILY STARE AT THE TV

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Markus McCloud 2017-09-08 06:04:38

I still salute you, kaiser of the citrus fruit!

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DatOneCommie IronGEAR 2017-11-13 16:49:24

What is the song during the top ten canadian actor's mustavhr from the 80's moment? (Great Video Amplemon, nicely tought and with enough serious and meme to make it very enjoyable to watch. )

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Grinderfoot 2017-09-14 15:34:41 (edited 2017-09-14 15:34:52 )

WAHHHHHHH
EmpLemon, I've noticed your head got a bit smaller for a few seconds.

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Lady Millie Jean 2017-10-04 04:13:08

Toby Games would have been a even better example. None of his last 5 videos have broken 20k views, but he has 6 million subs.

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Lady Millie Jean 2017-10-04 04:28:52

Actually, i checked, and none have surpassed 5k views.

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Jacob 2017-10-08 13:13:53

People end up subscribing to so many people that they just stop watching most of them

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Afro Ampharos 2017-11-30 01:43:53

Looks like it's working my dude, 183.3k views to 230.6k subscribers. 👌
lmao

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Cam N 2017-08-29 17:43:37

Good content.

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Chez 2017-11-13 07:20:53

I can't click unsubscribe if I didn't subscribe in the first place.

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Alexie Smythe 2017-09-15 05:55:46

Nice work, my Emperor

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Calvin Hodgson 2017-10-08 06:40:21 (edited 2017-10-08 06:48:07 )

I am an empty viewer, I watch but do not subscribe. Mmmm, tasty.

I made this comment halfway through. Do you read old comments?

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fourburnerbreakfast 2017-11-12 04:51:11

there it is again, the 80/20 ratio

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Wedding 2017-09-04 02:23:59

Make more Youtube Theory. It's not half bad.

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PungentTowel 2017-09-24 22:54:54

12:37 YESSS I AGREE WITH YOU PLEASE HOLY SHIT

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Brendan Long 2017-10-29 13:42:16

Pineapple pizza: good, or bad?

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ExceIsior 2017-09-04 13:55:12

Could you make the meme middlefinger man dab?

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Jacob B. 2017-09-12 01:58:19

Wait.... did you just ask someone on the internet to tell WHY? They don't like stuff? Hahahahahahah, that'll never work. I asked once, they just yelled "IT SUCKS" back at me 22 times,

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Deciduous Livingston 2017-09-25 18:24:27

you're able to be counted as a human

you listen to rob dougan

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Timmytimmy123123 2017-11-27 19:44:20 (edited 2017-11-27 19:44:38 )

Seriously? Why the fuck do people put pineapple on pizza?
It's a fucking fruit!
I mean, you don't put stuff like apples, pears or bananas on pizza.

Oh wait... they do put banana on pizza?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

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Nick Rogers 2017-08-31 07:25:30

What? you wan't people to use logic and reasoning? Why, that's the most absurd idea I have ever heard! Why would anyone make a reasonable comment that isn't complete garbage? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? LOOK AT MY GIANT FONT IS IT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SEE? Anyways I really need friends like you that have some common sense and understand some logic. It's hard to find these days. Great video, and please, keep the jokes going, because whether it is cringy, hilarious, or strange, it has been great seeing it.

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J Nagell 2017-10-23 23:12:43

EmpLemon = COOL
Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral
It will never end!!!

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Corruptor366 2017-09-15 20:21:23

"...living breathing person." unless if its a toy channel...or spiderman and elsa video

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Box Man 2017-08-29 15:35:29

Oh hey, I also noticed that at of my subscribers too have not been watching my videos. I have been get under 10 or so views, while I have over 70 subs. So I think something might be wrong with youtube.

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infinitehoops 2017-09-06 00:40:44

Dont worry i just subscribed and im gonna watch

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DoopyThe Spoopy 2017-11-11 10:55:00

It's time to unsubscribe from life EmpLemon.

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Biscuitgames _ 2017-09-06 18:07:50

Pineapple isn t that good, it tastes better in some cool spicy mexican food with beans and such.

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Sean Rosen 2017-09-03 02:43:22

Yeah, YouTube has a metric shitload of problems.

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Pieman1123 2017-09-26 23:45:37

the adds are horrible, I'm trying to listen to "Clouds" and youtube thinks it's the appropriate time to tell me to not let my mom be a mombie

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Moss Hive Network 2017-12-03 18:34:00

Not all subscribers will watch the videos.

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Chez 2017-11-13 07:32:11

Enough with the ear rape at 2:30 in the morning.

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Biscuitgames _ 2017-09-06 18:11:07

I do not have empty subs, I have non-subs , life isnt fair, but cool.

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Deals 2017-10-29 07:06:16

Fuck pineapple pizza. There I FECKING did it and I feel even more empty, well.

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CrazytankXD 2017-11-17 19:08:23

I subscribed to you just so I could unsubscribe like you wanted =P

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Antism2 2017-11-27 22:39:38

Love your content ill make sure to watch. #Unsub

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[CYXXYC] 2017-08-31 00:20:19

I dont even subscribe to you because i dont really want to watch your videos all the time but only if they pop on recommendations

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The Uncanny Valley 2017-12-01 06:52:53

this is



THE SHIT

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Dylan Schade 2017-09-10 07:56:50

you have a real audience

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cj anon 2017-11-27 04:29:42

Turn it up turn it down bloody obnoxious, couldn't be bothered finishing, which is too bad cause I think he was making a good point.

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Gabe Marusic 2017-11-13 12:09:01

for some reason i love these comantaries

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TheGamingPharaoh 2017-11-17 18:57:06

i subbed cuz of this vid

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MrDuck_ Man 2017-11-20 03:42:11

Is pineapple on a pizza discussing?
Yes?
No?
Comment below! (For me it’s a no)

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Brian Figueroa 2017-12-15 20:31:30

Lauson Sheldon i like it, pepperoni and pineapple

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FHUTTSTT Comic 2017-08-31 08:30:26

pineapple on pizza is unacceptable but its nice

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RojoFern 2017-11-13 21:12:57

Off to see what Sexy Vorta has to offer youtube...

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Ruthless Marksman 2017-11-22 07:50:23

Speaking of empty subscribers.... pewdiepie...........yeah

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Chris Swifte 2017-11-05 04:53:27

The shrekoning is awsome

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Ewan Green 2017-09-11 05:05:00

I love Hawaiian pizza

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Randy Gareth 2017-10-08 03:16:05

B A N A N A I S T H E O N L Y P I Z Z A T O P P I N G

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Jamio 789 2017-09-14 04:10:52

Why are the Simpson's yellow?... if the Simpson's are yellow in the show why don't they question that

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nikiboo32 2017-11-09 06:52:09

art for the sake of art brother

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Melissa Marcum 2017-11-24 13:20:55

B U T W H O G A V E D R I N C C

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ZincoDrone 2017-09-17 13:17:01

I feel like this dude needs more unsubscribes then resubs because he is clearly telling everyone to FUCKING UNSUBSCRIBE IDFC.

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Paulo L 2017-11-28 20:56:02

What about the opposite im not subbed but i watch all your vids

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BlueSquid! 2017-09-27 02:55:17

Shrek for Lego Dimensions

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Melissa Marcum 2017-11-24 13:18:28

T H A N C C F O R D R I N C C

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Grinderfoot 2017-09-14 15:40:11 (edited 2017-09-14 15:40:23 )

I remember the old profile you had though.

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peromiestiloesunico 2017-10-11 13:01:19

te reason why i post some short crap is because: when you give a like, its gets added to a reproduction list butt if you dont comment something the like gets lost.

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I have no life. 2017-09-06 12:02:00

Analitics! đŸ‘đŸ»

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OMGSEASALT 2017-08-31 10:31:28

We're all Frying Dory

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SCFL Elevators 2017-09-15 00:36:00

I do not like pineable on my pizza

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Ryan Pimley 2017-09-08 00:07:54

empty downward spiral!!!!!

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Allen Lisowe 2017-11-22 00:42:05

Pinapple is not good on pizza

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LucasIsHere 2017-10-05 00:09:34

W H Y A R E T H E S I M P S O N S G R E E N ?

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Interior Crocodile Alligator 2017-09-26 21:21:32

I like pineapple pizza. :(

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The Jaded Warlock 2017-10-06 16:04:20

Oh shit. Maybe I should comment more often.

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Geogeo 3 2017-09-01 20:13:17

It's spelt analytics

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danny martinez 2017-11-21 02:15:40

isnt the song at 9:36 from a video game

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TheUWUMaster69 2017-08-31 04:19:20

Pineapple on pizza is horrid

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MaxTasker29 2017-11-13 22:27:52

Game theory stole your video

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Bread Box 2017-08-30 15:26:38

I Hate pineapple on pizza. Subscribed

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crubS 2017-11-10 07:11:38

i liek goo mems bc they funy

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Inlemmis 2017-09-08 00:13:40

Finaly a YOUTUBER WITH FUCKING COMMON SENSE AND DOESNT BEG FOR FUCKING SUBS EVERY SECOND OF THE FIRST 20% OF THE VIDEO.

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Slimoei 2017-11-20 19:58:52

I watch your vids, but i didn't subscribed



Put thinking meme here

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Hox 2017-10-14 08:08:12

#DOWNWARDSPIRAL

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Delvik 2017-09-20 21:13:33

I unsub and resub just out of spite.

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Losers Incorporated 2017-11-29 02:53:26

If my name is jeff then where is the moon?

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Wicked Wilfre 2017-10-23 04:52:08

I like offensive and I think this video is very pineapple on pizza.

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flair 2017-08-30 09:40:43

Downward spiral

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Chris Johnson 2017-09-08 09:01:04

this is shit!




...in a good way.

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Wash Georgington 2017-11-30 00:27:40

I exist, and I love you. No homo....maybe

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aRc 2017-09-11 07:53:56

it's really juvenile and impulsive shit.

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URAY 2017-10-09 23:25:14

Why is Admiral Akbar green?

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jamesonfv 2017-09-02 02:53:01

DoWnWaRD SPiRAL

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Swakel Yeah 2017-09-23 10:40:45

Flagged for making me think about stuff






Jk

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A Really Really Unnecessary Long Long Username Poot 2017-11-14 15:26:35

Can someone please make a CHOCOLATE_GAMER69 channel?

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bungaloo 2017-10-04 21:58:53

EMPLEMON

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BenG - Self Improvement 2017-09-07 02:56:51

What do you have against baltimore xd

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Tanamo XV2 2017-11-19 19:41:58

9:01 RRRING

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Super Weegee 2017-11-01 04:01:56

MUSTACHE U QUACKSTION

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Mastro 2017-09-11 22:11:16

LOUSY DIGESTION

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jone 2017-11-18 02:25:55

I'm totally real.

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Mitt Romney XIIV 2017-09-13 13:28:41

5:14 based

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Melissa Marcum 2017-11-18 16:15:18

I can count to potato

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Geo The Poly 2017-09-23 03:41:13

I liek dis content

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TheEmpty Subscriber 2017-11-28 17:55:55

im subscribing, or trying to subscribe to all youtube accounts

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splorfinator jones 2017-10-23 23:23:29

Sticks out for diabetes

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IchorX 2017-08-31 23:03:04

I can not think of a constructive comment.

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Regular Account 2017-12-01 22:03:23

I don't subscribe.

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msup1 2017-09-07 23:14:46

OH I MEMBER lol

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Nicholas Moss 2017-11-11 21:51:05

Ecronger

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Goat 2018-06-29 07:29:16

thats because we don't exist...

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2009Bandman 2019-04-03 06:19:38

I think that pineapple on pizza is fine.




Fight me.

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Blaineworld 2018-06-05 03:09:14

respec

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K2A 2018-12-28 20:05:40

yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Ontorineist 2017-11-27 21:30:11

i unsubed

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ThomasCaldwell74 2019-04-13 01:22:16

I'm not dead

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ThomasCaldwell74 2019-04-13 01:22:29

or am I

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Smerg 7 2018-10-01 19:46:51

gaming

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Elliott Hannam 2019-10-03 01:19:04

why do you mix quiet talking and ear rape? I wanna hear what you have to say without my ears bleeding

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notsohel 2018-07-05 17:17:42

An ordinary comment

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NeutChao 2018-06-23 08:27:31

This is not shit.

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LOWERCASE 2018-11-06 18:50:14

This is not shit.

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Commander Video 2019-05-12 20:20:47

Read this please

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PSY-FI64 2020-08-18 19:41:48

am I stupid 12 year old

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Random Rolling Heights Balla 2021-03-06 10:20:27

i put a comment so you can know I exist

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Jackson Sparrow 2020-12-15 18:13:19

I’m not a YouTuber, or a pooper, but if you really want to lose your empty subscribers, why don’t you just-




1. Create a new channel name
2. Make a new video, telling people the name of your new channel.
That way, people who don’t watch won’t go to the new name... crazy thought I know!
also as some criticism, quit talking about yourself so much... you seem to have a high opinion of yourself b/c you like to talk about you... A LOT!

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segtendonerd64 2020-12-18 02:08:31

If I had to guess
1. You would be essentially throwing away a brand (all the views, history, and video recommendations) that you cultivated just to get rid of-


2. Shadows that aren't even worth the effort of getting rid of and-

3. Let's say you did create a new channel and all your active subs followed. It won't fix the fundamental problem, that your views are decreasing per video.

So in conclusion, making a new channel wouldn't be worth it just to get rid of people that aren't even around.

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Candy Corn 2018-03-20 20:18:06

This isn't computer sheets of paper, just rally bathtub.

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Candy Corn 2022-05-11 20:55:33

What the fuck was I smoking

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Kawah Ahmed 2019-03-12 15:59:11

What is your job???

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Ahivan64 2020-07-13 02:32:27

top 10 anime betrayals, EmpLemon doesn't like pineapple pizza

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BOWSERJR4500 2018-03-30 17:16:58

Subscribers

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Lydia Spire 2017-12-17 20:34:44

If you're reading this,
Unsubscribe.
Dislike.

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Jonathan L 2019-01-27 02:00:13

Hello have nice night

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AZ the king 2019-12-08 08:05:11

400k

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