Well by your idea that the sub count is your ego Pewdiepie has the most ego and i have close to none well i have barely an ego irl


Toys Gone Wild the first poop i ever saw


At this time,  I only have 1 sub and it a empty sub 100% empty sub rate. RIP!


Downvoted for your comment on pineapple pizza


<b>P I N E A P P L E O N B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A</b>

*P I N E A P P L E O N B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*

Bio-error 1d10t: User unable to create name.


what about that loud noises why are u doing this kid from my neibor was woken up, not nice please stop i like you videos but its bad when i dont have headphones PLEASE LITTLE LESS SCARES thx


Unsubscribed because of your offensive pineapple joke.


People who don't explain why they hate something are annoying. What if your entire sub base dissapears and then you are just left clueless as to why?


Pineapple is good, pizza is good, so wtf pineapple pizza is garbage, why god why?


Wow don't call me a fat piece of shit! ;_;


<b>makes comment against pineapple pizza</b>

oh hey Emp, i agree on it being disgusting


Can't unsub if I wasn't ever subbed in the first place. Checkmate


Its 2020, surely by now most people have realized how disgusting pineapple is on pizza.


Hello yes i am human being why of course!


no one will even read my comment 100% you will never read it at all that's why I don't comment


I love how you are one of the only YouTubers that cares about fixing the website and a YouTuber that doesn’t even care that much about subs and views. These videos about YouTube are very informative, relatable, and somewhat true. I would love to see more of these videos and your perspective on the websites state of being. Ur awesome and your poops are still great. 👏


I honestly enjoy everything from you that I have seen since your Behind the Meme rant drew me in. I am still catching up on your 7 years+ worth of good shit. I personally enjoy the stylistic changes over time. An artist changing and evolving their style as the progress is common and you have just gotten better over time.


Wow, the ending was great !<br>When you learn that Emplemon was ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS every single time he said "Please unsubscribe", what a twist !

Wow, the ending was great !
When you learn that Emplemon was ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS every single time he said "Please unsubscribe", what a twist !


You know, I agree with you here... I like to do the same thing and see how many subscribers are even watching people's content and I notice that a lot of the normie idiots who think that subs = IQ have a staggering 80+ percent empty subs... and you know what...? If it makes you feel any better, I actually really like your content, so keep it up!


Yo emplemon<br>I have to say that you make a really good point in this video. I really do enjoy your content though (even if it isn’t a ytp) because it’s funny and enjoyable. And I also do agree with you that people should measure the popularity of a channel by its views and not by its subscribers.

Yo emplemon
I have to say that you make a really good point in this video. I really do enjoy your content though (even if it isn’t a ytp) because it’s funny and enjoyable. And I also do agree with you that people should measure the popularity of a channel by its views and not by its subscribers.


I fucking love this video more than any YTP you have created. I believe this for one simple reason, I have never heard anyone go over YouTube subscribers in this much depth before. It is something that I had thought about while looking at different YouTube channels but had never truly put two and two together. Overall, this video deserves a 10/10 for quality information and speculation.


It does get difficult to watch every person you sub to, and when the content gets bad it's common to just stray away and hope you come back a few months later to better content.


I honestly dont really care what kind of content Emp wants to/does make. Even if its some shitty forced meme ill still watch it. Not just because Emp made it, but because i care about what he makes and what he wants to make.


i actually like these type of videos from you emp. keep it going?


Hey emp good job on the video I don't watch everything you make but when I do it's always great keep up with it my dude \[+]/


Please make more story videos the one about your senior year mad me laugh uncontrobally. Thanks for the great videos keep them up


For those who like the song with the harmonica in the beginning, it's called "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp.<br>Also, some subscribers might not watch all of their channel's videos

For those who like the song with the harmonica in the beginning, it's called "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp.
Also, some subscribers might not watch all of their channel's videos


Love your shit dude, YTP and intelligent commentary AND memes in one channel? It's... beautiful.


This is the second time I have detected Veggietales in your videos, Mr. EMP LeMon. First with the title screen of Silly Songs with Larry, and now with what I recognize as "Larry's High Silk Hat", but probably it's a folk song they retooled. Regardless, I suggest ingesting more Veggies to   get more fiber in your diet and get rid of the excess mass on your subscriber number. Jokes aside, we oughta petition Google / completely spam their corporate emails to add an option for YouTubers to be able to delete their subscribers en masse. A giant delete button for everything. Then people who actually care about their favorite channels will subscriber again. Rant rant rant you actually inspired me to go stick posters on light/telephone poles in my city to inform peeps about YTPs and the oppression of animation on YouTube. Yeah yeah business, but if you are owned by Google that's enough cush to last years. You don't need to monetize views.

It is indeed a fascinating phenomenon that people can subsist off YouTube, but

Now I need to go research what factors feed into money in youtibe, if it's view time, sub count, or sheer number of ads...


Want to know what is sad.. I experience the same thing with empty subs and I only have about 1.3k. I decided in the beginning of the year to turn the sub count off so people would not judge my videos based on the sub count. I also hoped that it would dissuade people from subscribing because of the large number.. The problem I have is I made 1 video that does extremely well for me, and everyone just subs from that one video and do not bother to watch anything else I put out. I hate the idea that I am pretty much being pigeon holed into doing 1 thing even though I like doing a variety of things. Great video EmpLemon!


I think your content is it's very spontaneous and I like that only two the channels that I watched involved in the Politicosphere made YTPs so I personally almost devoted to it is a change of things.


Emplemon is by far the best YouTuber around when it comes to problems with the Internet


Omg thank you for this. I'm a newer inspiring YouTuber struggling with a similar problem since I switched what I was doing on my channel and people get mad if I don't do it the new way but I have a great idea for what I used to do. I have trouble balancing what I enjoy and what the fans do cuz if I try my old style of videos it doesn't get love at all


I think your content is AMAZING. I watch each new video or come back to the old videos. Oh, wait...this was a year ago. Well, I still love your content!


I like both your YouTube poops and your “meme theories”<br>Can gladly say that i have watched your ENTIRE “YouTube has been on a downward spiral” video :)

I like both your YouTube poops and your “meme theories”
Can gladly say that i have watched your ENTIRE “YouTube has been on a downward spiral” video :)


Yo, I subscribed for your recent content. Your ytp, background makes you analyses stylistically distinct, and I love it.


Yo Emp, I think you'd be glad to hear that, unlike most people, I like making repeated viewings of things I've seen many a time, and it's the same with your videos as well, so on most of your videos (including your YTPs, by the way, consistently great work on those, props) at least five or six of those views are from me, as I (ahem) subscribe to the notion you preached in your "YouTube's Downward Spiral" video that viewers should actively look for what they want to watch, and most of what I view are things I want to watch over and over due to their quality.

(also lol to the fact I just realized as of finishing this message that I made this exactly one year after you uploaded this video)


This video got me thinking why did I ever subscribe to certain channels that feel stale and boring to me now. I've unsubbed from them knowing that their material isn't interesting or as entertain as it use to be. Sure they'll make a few good videos once in awhile but thats it, any other day it's just average or below that.


When he did the drumroll and then revealed that he thinks that pineapples on pizza is gross I instantly liked the video.


I enjoy your content. Please countine this quality standard.


Also, I say the same thing all the time. Trying to coax people CONSTANTLY to subscribe is not helping you as a creator, it's just filling you up with thousands of subs who will never click on your videos again


I was an empty sub until you started making commentarys and now I watch most of your videos


I Respect you more after this, sign of a true artist.


if you make lots of vids with this level of humor I might just sub


I love this channel emplemon is one of the only channels i dont get bored


Time for one of your commentary theories, in my opinion better than the YouTube poops you make, keep it up, great moves, proud of you.


I haven't had Hawaiian pizza so I can't have an opinion on it's pineapplosity.
All I can say for sure is...
That...
Hawaiian pizza...

Was invented in Canada.
(This is the part where you Google that in a very triggered manner.)


8:39 XDDDDDDD My god I"m cracking up.

I haven't uploaded a youtube poop of ERB in a long time and I only have a thousand subscribers, and I'm okay with it. There are things in real life that changed me between 2012 and 2017. Believe me, I went through a huge change in my life and this video clearly explains why there are people out there that move on to other stuff. And I agree with one of the commenters, people don't have the time to watch every single video some channel makes every single day. They just need it when they feel like watching it, not come back every day like it's a habit. So I do agree with the empty subscribers but I haven't gotten empty subscribers to be honest. And also I forgot to subscribe to you when I watched your videos.


I love you and your video editing, Emplemon


I feel like I may be the only subscriber left, I just find your videos funny.


you're still a pretty good YouTuber. still love your content ._. big fan.


The good thing about Watchmojo is that if you have a very specific (or autistic) interest, you can bet that they have either made a video for one's own interests, or they will do so very soon. What I can't understand is why people bother to subscribe to Watchmojo if they have no intent on watching most of their videos.


That has to do  with the pareto's principle. (A S C E N D I N G marketing tech nerd here) roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes. can be translated to views/subscribers


Honestly considering I have less than 100 subs and get really god damn annoyed at only getting ~10 views per video lately (even if the view count is actually all over the place, according to my analytics) I can only imagine how insanely frustrating it is for someone with an actual sub count.


You might as well have 8:36 to 9:12 as its own video.
That was pretty accurate though.
I unsubscribed from that shit over a year ago as a result.


Never did I expect a video about phantom subs to have Weatherscan music :P


When you want your channel to lose subscribers but you end up going up 50k subs, FUCKING WHOOPS!!


Wow, this is actually kinda eye-opening for me.


It's a good thing that YouTube isn't your job. YouTube is very unreliable when it comes to ad revenue.


I've run out of ideas for a unique and funny comment so...<br>Thank you EmporerLemon, you've opened my eyes

I've run out of ideas for a unique and funny comment so...
Thank you EmporerLemon, you've opened my eyes


I don't understand how your old audience can bitch about you not making youtube poop when in a way you still are. You incorporated the art form into your commentary videos, which seems far more impressive. (Not to dis YTP's)


>"A youtube subscriber is a human being, capable of making critical decisions...."

And... THERE is the hilarious content I subbed for...

>"A youtube subscriber is a human being, capable of making critical decisions...."

And... *THERE* is the hilarious content I subbed for...


I have a bunch of subscriptions to YT channels that I haven't really bothered with for quite some time, but once in a blue moon, I will check out some of those channels and see if they made anything new or recheck out the old content I enjoyed ages ago.


I go through my subs every now and then and purge anything I can't remember watching recently. If I ain't watching or they ain't uploading, all it is is clutter.


I don't know how you stretched out such a simple topic to 16 minutes. Great presentation, but I feel like you are just venting to me.


You've earnt yourself an empty sub man, kudos. N I'm not going anywhere.


You are a very different youtuber, I love it :D


Well, i can honestly say i'm lo longer an empty subscriber.


Just gotta say you got a good taste in music


I really enjoy the taste of pineapple on pizza. But not all the time, sometimes the sweet taste is too irritating. To be honest, I like pineapple in general. So I really don't know if I like pineapple on pizza or just pineapple in general.


I am not an empty subscriber <br>Because as soon as I see you upload I always want to see it as soon as possible

I am not an empty subscriber
Because as soon as I see you upload I always want to see it as soon as possible


how about they give channels the power to purge subscribers?


Is it possible for empty subscribers to be revived? I was inactive on your channel for a while, but I'm back now and here to stay


Honestly, the comment rant is a very knowledgeable argument, so I propose this to you. Perhaps the comments are an equal 50/50 split between the insightful commentors and the regular ones, but the reason why the regular comments always have 100+ likes is because as a regular commenter you would like every single comment that pops up, but with insightful commentors, they take time to read and respond without liking because of the merit of the comment they've read.


Emp current sub count: 228k as of nov 18 2017. 101k+ subs.

Must suck gimplemon


I actually enjoy this channel funny snd actually original you gotta sub from Me dude


I kinda feel bad for not commenting on your videos now, Keep up with the quality fucking videos pal,


Those people who don't watch the commentaries are blind. They are basically their own YTP


We need a Dead Account Purge. If you aren't using your account at all, then it simply must go. If you haven't watched a certain channel in too long a time, you must be unsubscribed. This needs to happen for the sake of YouTube's survival.

Also, completely wipe ads off of the face of this website. I don't want to sit through 30, 15, or even 6 seconds without a Skip Ad button. I want a world where the Skip Ad button isn't even necessary because there are no ads on online videos.


jokes on you your latest video and this one are about a year apart, but are still the same type of content (down to the same style of ending)


The other day at the doctors I saw a guy that looked exactly like al from al's toy barn I'm not even kidding


That Top 10 Canadian Actor Mustaches had me weak. got a sub


I see them as actual humans, witch is why I hold my only like 35 subs incredibly high, and it feels so good


The youtube downward spiral has been happening sense 2014. Now it's struck EmpororororoororororoLemon which he should make a YTP about the downward spiral and YouTube itself and that would be a thing to remembererereererererererererererererererererererrrr.


EmpLemon's empty subscriber rate

217,000 subs - 100,000 avg views / 217,000 = 0.539
or 54%


At 8:03 I heard Weatherscan music and I was like
BOI HOLD UP IS THAT WEATHERSCAN MUSIC
SOUNDS LIKE A 10 AM ON A SATURDAY AS I LAZILY STARE AT THE TV


I still salute you, kaiser of the citrus fruit!


What is the song during the top ten canadian actor's mustavhr from the 80's moment? (Great Video Amplemon, nicely tought and with enough serious and meme to make it very enjoyable to watch. )


WAHHHHHHH
EmpLemon, I've noticed your head got a bit smaller for a few seconds.

WAHHHHHHH
*EmpLemon, I've noticed your head got a bit smaller for a few seconds.*


Toby Games would have been a even better example. None of his last 5 videos have broken 20k views, but he has 6 million subs.

Actually, i checked, and none have surpassed 5k views.


People end up subscribing to so many people that they just stop watching most of them


Looks like it's working my dude, 183.3k views to 230.6k subscribers. 👌<br>lmao

Looks like it's working my dude, 183.3k views to 230.6k subscribers. 👌
lmao


I can't click unsubscribe if I didn't subscribe in the first place.


I am an empty viewer, I watch but do not subscribe. Mmmm, tasty.

I made this comment halfway through. Do you read old comments?


Make more Youtube Theory. It's not half bad.


12:37   YESSS I AGREE WITH YOU PLEASE HOLY SHIT


Could you make the meme middlefinger man dab?


Wait.... did you just ask someone on the internet to tell WHY? They don't like stuff? Hahahahahahah, that'll never work. I asked once, they just yelled "IT SUCKS" back at me 22 times,


you're able to be counted as a human

you listen to rob dougan


Seriously? Why the fuck do people put pineapple on pizza?
It's a fucking fruit!
I mean, you don't put stuff like apples, pears or bananas on pizza.

Oh wait... they do put banana on pizza?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Seriously? Why the fuck do people put pineapple on pizza?
It's a fucking fruit!
I mean, you don't put stuff like apples, pears or bananas on pizza.

Oh wait... they *do* put banana on pizza?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!


What? you wan't people  to use logic and reasoning? Why, that's the most absurd idea I have ever heard! Why would anyone make a reasonable comment that isn't complete garbage? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? LOOK AT MY GIANT FONT IS IT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SEE? Anyways I really need friends like you that have some common sense and understand some logic. It's hard to find these days. Great video, and please, keep the jokes going, because whether it is cringy, hilarious, or strange, it has been great seeing it.


EmpLemon = COOL
Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral
It will never end!!!


"...living breathing person." unless if its a toy channel...or spiderman and elsa video


Oh hey, I also noticed that at of my subscribers too have not been watching my videos. I have been get under 10 or so views, while I have over 70 subs. So I think something might be wrong with youtube.


Dont worry i just subscribed and im gonna watch


It's time to unsubscribe from life EmpLemon.


Pineapple isn t that good, it tastes better in some cool spicy mexican food with beans and such.


Yeah, YouTube has a metric shitload of problems.


the adds are horrible, I'm trying to listen to "Clouds" and youtube thinks it's the appropriate time to tell me to not let my mom be a mombie


Not all subscribers will watch the videos.


Enough with the ear rape at 2:30 in the morning.


I do not have empty subs, I have non-subs , life isnt fair, but cool.


Fuck pineapple pizza. There I FECKING did it and I feel even more empty, well.


I subscribed to you just so I could unsubscribe like you wanted =P


Love your content ill make sure to watch. #Unsub


I dont even subscribe to you because i dont really want to watch your videos all the time but only if they pop on recommendations


Turn it up turn it down bloody obnoxious, couldn't be bothered finishing, which is too bad cause I think he was making a good point.


for some reason i love these comantaries


Is pineapple on a pizza discussing?
Yes?
No?
Comment below! (For me it’s a no)

Lauson Sheldon i like it, pepperoni and pineapple


pineapple on pizza is unacceptable but its nice


Off to see what Sexy Vorta has to offer youtube...


Speaking of empty subscribers.... pewdiepie...........yeah


B A N A N A  I S  T H E  O N L Y  P I Z Z A  T O P P I N G


Why are the Simpson's yellow?... if the Simpson's are yellow in the show why don't they question that


I feel like this dude needs more unsubscribes then resubs because he is clearly telling everyone to FUCKING UNSUBSCRIBE IDFC.


What about the opposite im not subbed but i watch all your vids


<b>I remember the old profile you had though.</b>

*I remember the old profile you had though.*


te reason why i post some  short crap is because: when you give a like, its gets added to a reproduction list butt if you dont comment something the like gets lost.


W H Y   A R E   T H E   S I M P S O N S   G R E E N ?


Oh shit.  Maybe I should comment more often.


Finaly a YOUTUBER WITH FUCKING COMMON SENSE AND DOESNT BEG FOR FUCKING SUBS EVERY SECOND OF THE FIRST 20% OF THE VIDEO.


I watch your vids, but i didn't subscribed

Put thinking meme here

I watch your vids, but i didn't subscribed

*Put thinking meme here*


If my name is jeff then where is the moon?


I like offensive and I think this video is very pineapple on pizza.


I exist, and I love you. No homo....maybe


it's really juvenile and impulsive shit.


Flagged for making me think about stuff

Jk


Can someone please make a CHOCOLATE_GAMER69 channel?

A Really Really Unnecessary Long Long Username Poot


im subscribing, or trying to subscribe to all youtube accounts


I can not think of a constructive comment.


I think that pineapple on pizza is fine.

Fight me.


why do you mix quiet talking and ear rape? I wanna hear what you have to say without my ears bleeding


<b>i put a comment so you can know I exist</b>

*i put a comment so you can know I exist*


I’m not a YouTuber, or a pooper, but if you really want to lose your empty subscribers, why don’t you just-

1. Create a new channel name
2. Make a new video, telling people the name of your new channel.
That way, people who don’t watch won’t go to the new name... crazy thought I know!
also as some criticism, quit talking about yourself so much... you seem to have a high opinion of yourself b/c you like to talk about you... A LOT!

If I had to guess
1. You would be essentially throwing away a brand (all the views, history, and video recommendations) that you cultivated just to get rid of-

2. Shadows that aren't even worth the effort of getting rid of and-

3. Let's say you did create a new channel and all your active subs followed. It won't fix the fundamental problem, that your views are decreasing per video.

So in conclusion, making a new channel wouldn't be worth it just to get rid of people that aren't even around.


This isn't computer sheets of paper, just rally bathtub.


top 10 anime betrayals, EmpLemon doesn't like pineapple pizza


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