It’s been a few years and your subscribers have gone up quite a deal from that 127,000 (610,000 or smth now), but you know what’s great about your downward spiral? Think of it like a slide. More fun sliding down it than climbing to the top.


How to help Emp:
Watch him while unsubscribed, then you make up for the empty subscribers who are subscribed but not watching.
(I know this is three years old, I don't care, lmao).


Bruh as of rn you have a better ratio than watchmojo. Your legit wonderful. Do more. Ytp is great and so are these non poops, I like the smart style with stupid stuff.


15:54 "PREDICTION: Cyberchase will become a dank meme in 2017"
I wish.


Actually, EmpLemon. I do like your content and whatnot, I generally will like it and never comment because I usually never have the time to place either a constructive criticism or supportive  comment/statement about the video. Oh, another reason why I don't bother commenting is goddamn lefty pieces of shit reporting anyone for one wrong comment then YouTube terminating channels over it.

I just watch videos and like them, then my days passes. So yeah, this is probably one of those rare moments I do place a comment, even on an old video like this, and tell you the truth. Your videos are great because they're informative and it's pretty high quality, so there's actual replayability.


You also have to take into account subscriber subscribees---who THEY are subscribed to.   If they are subscribed to 1,000 different people, and each maker puts out one video a day (hypothetically), that is 1,000 videos to watch EVERY day.   Let's also assume each one is engaging enough for the subscriber to want to watch, and they each fall in 10 minutes a piece.   That is 166.6 hours a day.   Youtube in itself is an over-saturated market, and mainly it comes down to quality, time, and luck.   I have almost 170 subscriptions, and I watch maybe 5 subscribers a day if I am lucky.   People do have to work for a living and have other commitments in life lol.   Nothing against good quality Youtubers, but mainly it is a game of chance and luck.


Well now in 2019, you got 300K more subscribers than you did when you made this...<br>Guess your plan to get people to unsubscribe didn't really work huh... :P

Well now in 2019, you got 300K more subscribers than you did when you made this...
Guess your plan to get people to unsubscribe didn't really work huh... :P


I really enjoyed this video, it changed how I see Youtube channels in a way

He has become a Victoria's Secret model of YT


I love how everyone asks the viewer to subscribe in the end of their videos, while you ask ask them to unsubscribe


Emperor Lemon is a Youtube Renaissance man.


I just enjoy your voice as background noise when I play video games. So dont worry I'll never unsub. As long as you remain funny.....


A subscriber is a person who has informed Youtube that they want to be kept up to date on what you upload.
It bears no direct relation to viewership whatsoever if only because it's commonplace for a Youtube user to haphazardly subscribe to hundreds of different channels and yet there are only 24-hours in a day.

Even if someone is interested in your channel, they may only be attracted to specific content, so any other videos you upload may get passed up. Just because someone's only interested in one of maybe several projects you may have going on doesn't mean they're not an active member of the audience.

The "quality" of a subscriber varies tremendously. A bobble-headed sheep person who subscribes because the dolt onscreen told him to is going to be subscribed to everyone so only the most influential channels are going to rise above the unfiltered sewage stream of his inbox.
On the other hand, a more discerning viewer who only subscribes to creators who meet his exacting standards as an internet connoisseur is more likely to be into you as a niche and therefore a consistent viewer.

 Subscribers are still important because the represent a kind of "vote of confidence" on the part of the audience even though detractors may just as well subscribe in order to stay posted too.
For this reason I think the subscription system should be replaced with the option of liking or disliking a channel and then receiving updates based on that since is basically serves the same function as rating a video.
This creates the potential for channels to get a feel for whether or not they're being hatewatched in addition to the comments.


Not sure if you're popular enough to do this, but you could do what Jim does and just make a new account every now and then. People that want to watch your content will actively search for your newest stuff either on youtube or forums.

For what it's worth, I subscribed after watching the Nascar video... and I'd had any interest in it or knew of dale earnheardt prior to watching.


I feel like there are a lot of dead subscribers who watched this video are saying "Yeah! Death to the dead subscribers!" because this is the only video they've watched in a while, yet they think that they're active.

Makes sense.

Pooperscoo 101, in the real world, everyone is a hypocrite. Only a smaller version of everyone will come to realise it and be part of the bigger version of everyone and the cycle continues.


So much for your empty subs lol, love your videos man


Well, emp using your exact formula for empty subscribers. Based on your average views for your five most recent videos, You have a empty subscriber rate of ~14%.


Coming here from 2021, EmpLemon is a different beast


To think that four years later, he would make videos that would have MORE views than his subscriber count.


Wow, he jumped up 2000 subscribers in five hours.  Bravo man.

Lee I don't know. For realism, I think. I was genuinely confused why CheesyGeese989 was upset. I see now how he must've taken what I said out of context, when I was only echoing what Emp said himself in this video. He has around 100,000 empty subs and wishes he didn't.

NPCarlsson Did you put a stutter in a comment?<br>W H Y   T H O

NPCarlsson Did you put a stutter in a comment?
W H Y   T H O

CheesyGeese989 fairly certain that, considering he's a YTP'er himself, he doesn't hate emplemon.<br>Oh, also, hi carlsson, love ur vids m8

CheesyGeese989 fairly certain that, considering he's a YTP'er himself, he doesn't hate emplemon.
Oh, also, hi carlsson, love ur vids m8

+Lei-FeilsHere W-what? Who exactly are you directing your anger to? Nobody in this comment thread said anything negative. Did you somehow take what I said as "EmpLemon sucks for not making Frying Dory"? I'm honestly confused here.

Maybe NPCarlsson enjoys Emplemons content and not just his spongebob and pixar ytps. And think before you say something idiotic.


I'm like the reverse empty subscriber. I watch channels without subscribing to them.


"We're about to go anal into analitics."

Ok now this is epic.

"We're about to go *anal* into analitics."

Ok now this is epic.


i was thinking the same thing when i saw that pewdiepie has litterally the most subscribers in youtube but his videos only average around one million veiws.

also my other account is subscribed to roughly two thousand or three thousand different channels yet only a select few is displayed on my homepage, i realized that what youtube shows me is based on watch time so i moved over to the subscriber page that shows me the latest video posted by a youtuber im subscribed too.

emplemon is pretty popular on my alt account since i dont use it much.


Emp, riddle me this:<br>If you divided your downward spiral by Frying Dory, what would you get?

Emp, riddle me this:
If you divided your downward spiral by Frying Dory, what would you get?

Also, some Empty Subscribers may have completely forgotten your channel even exists. I mean, I don't remember half the people I'm subscribed to.


Four years later and you're over 800k

Congraturations, a winner is you!


damn the man walks the talk. 415k views and 480k subs as of 2019


I feel like the empty subscribers would be eliminated if YT got rid of the stupid bell and made it so being subscribed to a channel actually put it in your feed. You know, like how a subscription works.


I like how, whenever I return to this video, it has about the same view count as his current subscribe count.


EmpLemon if you stop having fun doing YouTube do something fun that you like it shows you have passion for your YouTube Channel. The people who say to keep doing the same thing over and over till it feels like a long road trip can go bugger themselves.

I agree with that. Youtube has definitely been unstable the last few years...

That One Friendly, that actually is exactly what he's doing. He's made the content shift from YTP's to cynical video essay's since 2016 (as exactly stated in the video).

To which many will think "N O   S H I T   S H E R L O C K "

That One Friendly, that actually is exactly what he's doing. He's made the content shift from YTP's to cynical video essay's since 2016 (as exactly stated in the video).

To which many will think *"N O   S H I T   S H E R L O C K "*


so the way i am when it comes to watching youtube......

i dont care if someone posts something abnormal if its good its good....

if say watchmojo made a magic the gathering video instead of a top ten list i would still watch but only if its a good video.....

i still like you emplemon

i like your commentaries and rants.... your poops...

hell at this point ear rape doesn't bother me anymore


Finally someone noticed. It mildly infuriates me to see how PewdiePie almost has 100 millions subscribers when his videos only get a couple of million views. Still a lot of views, but not compared to his sub count.


Your videos have made me conjure up a theory that you and some other YouTubers are affiliated with Bruva Alfabusa’s “If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device” in one way ore another


I almost wish I didn’t watch this vid because it makes me really dislike whenever a content creator does a 20-30 second bit asking someone to subscribe in every video.  I mean, yeah, it does look better for them, and obviously they want to keep up their growth, but I they really don’t need to constantly do it.


I actually like both your ytps and your commentary


I like the commentaries, not the YTPs. And I flunking love YTPs.

2:18


Sup. I just started to watch your channel recently and this video poped out in my feed. Do you still think that your channel has like an insane amount of "empty suscribers" or no?

Btw great content. I have never watched your poops tho, but that's bcuz my frist language is spanish so I stick to YTPH that I found easier to understand and laugh at.


This is the reason why I will watch and like tons of videos from someone to the point they regularly show up at the top of my recommended but never subscribe, I ask myself first if I can see myself actually watching at least most of what they make from that point onward. If I can't, I simply don't subscribe. Now excuse me while I go unsub from some channels I haven't watched a video from in 5 months, and not because they haven't been uploading.


You are telling your empty subs to unsubscribe, but how are they going to know that they need to unsubscribe if they are empty subs and don't watch you?

It’s the self fulfilling prophecy. Emperor lemon tries to get people to unsubscribe but they don’t watch any of his videos so they never unsubscribe.

Nikita Naumenko your pfp goes with your comment


Your videos can be a little jarring due to the extreme smash cuts. It seems that you are going for a more... "awesome show" or "robot chicken" random vibe. While this can be entertaining, when over done it can be jarring. Great information in the video, good editing, just tone down the smash cuts a bit. As a creator, I have a question for you: I tend not to subscribe to anyone. Once I sub to a channel I tend to see less of their videos in my suggested feed. For example. I am not subbed to you. Would you feel it better if someone like me did not subscribe?


Hey so I'm not a huge YTP fan, but I do like your commentary.  So I don't watch your YTP, but I'll watch some of your videos I find are interesting (usually the commentary ones).  So I think a number of subscribers are just "partially" empty.  But I do think there are a number of subscribers that are truly empty as you say it as well.  It's a complicated number.


I'm half here for the Gentle Giant background music and half for the thoughts of a meme addicted space lobster


Interesting video. I am, in fact, an empty subscriber. Not because I dislike your content. I like that weird quirky content now and then. It's this Pavlovian way I find myself clicking the subscribe button. I keep hearing "like and subscribe" over and over again and if I even remotely liked the content there is a good chance I will sub. I don't sub to every channel who's videos I like but I am subbed to way more channels than I can reasonably watch. I'm going to make an effort to unsub a few of these channel. Yours will not be one of them. I still catch a video of yours on occasion.


I geniunely enjoy your rants better than your ytps


been subbed since the traptastic sextravaganza and I haven't even thought of unsubbing since, especially with your never ever series. that shit is absolute gold


Sometimes I wonder how many of someone’s “empty subscribers” are dead people


8:33

i guess you still have some ytp blood left in you.


I also wish everything would go how I want it to go...


EmpLemon's subscriber count somehow keeps on going into an upward spiral numerically and now he's about to hit 130K exactly

@EmpLemon Congrats; your reverse-psychological strategy of telling us about the intensified downward spiral has worked upward-spirally and you have now reached over 130K subscribers miraculously

Change of AMO accually this is pretty original i havent really see a youtuber do this he is being very humble

ItalianStallion76 My esteem for Emp is starting to go in a downward spiral inspirationally because his originality is starting to deteriorate completely.

ItalianStallion76  comment ok that's good and he does have a point Emp

As long as your shit is gud, your subs will be plenty m'lord


Youtube should have a subscriber purge, or perhaps introduce an "active subscriber count" to differentiate between accounts.


I did originally sub to you for Youtube Poop. I stopped watching your videos around the time you uploaded this video, because I was I actually enjoyed your content and respected you as a creator, and hoped I would start to enjoy watching your videos in the future. And I do.


Meanwhile there's people like me who never subscribed but still watches your videos semi-regularly.


I see a lot of youtubers lose a lot of subs when they decide to get political one way or another. Particularly when you are a channel that has nothing to do with politics. I know I don't want to hear it. I've unsubbed from a few channels this past election cycle because they felt the need to interject their opinions constantly on channels that had nothing to do with politics.

Suicidal 30something some channels are like this. Boogie2988 is a fair example, however I stayed subbed because I like him for who he is, not his ideology.


459k subs; 432k views <br>perfectly balanced as all things should be

459k subs; 432k views
perfectly balanced as all things should be


I had people congratulating me when I passed 1k subs a few months back, but my videos still tend to get less than 100 views, so it doesn't really seem to matter all that much.


I honestly prefer the documentary/commentary videos


emp you have an intrinsic understanding of marketing and how to use analytics, repetition to promote, might not be ur favourite idea but get a job in marketing


your youtube poops are honestly p good! i have no idea how the hecc ppl edit that kinda stuffs, but u seem to be good at it however, i actually like your long talky vids more? idk why rly tho. maybe its just my taste i content or somin but i much perfer these kinda vids. basically my point is dw, ppl still like ur stuffs and just make stuffs that makes u happy


4 years later, 726k subs, videos averaging around 700K views. Not too bad for switching content every year.


I think the problem is that a lot of YouTubers push like and subscribe.  Looking for that sub so much that they forget they want substance and not a number.  That wouldn't be an issue, but I think the YouTube accounts with the most empty subs push like and subscribe IMMEDIATELY.  Like Mojo will want you to sub on the first video you watch from them, Vsauce won't do that, they know they need substance to get the sub.

Whenever I find a YouTuber I like, it takes about like 20+ videos before I actually sub.  My sub represents  me saying "you know what?  I like your stuff and genuinely look forward to new content, if you get a new video, I am certain that I will want to know about it"

I don't make that judgement on the first video ever. I'm not a sub slut lol. I'll only give a freebie sub if you do something specifically to please a request I made in a comment, you're actually somebody I know, or something like that.

Btw, like your videos, you win my sub as of this video.


EmpLemon: "[That doesn't mean your] subscribers [are] robots."<br>Me: "Pretty sure it does."

EmpLemon: "[That doesn't mean your] subscribers [are] robots."
Me: "Pretty sure it does."


"Picture in picture mode is unavailable for music" pain


Why is there not an option to sort through your subscribers by how long it’s been since they watched your videos and let you unsubscribe for them? This would be such a niche feature but so nice for those who want it.

Complicated to do, and I think that will breach privacy. Let us hope your implemented comment will not lead to COPPA 2.0


I subbed for the recent Nascar documentary stuff. Stayed for the YouTube expose. I have no clue what YTP is. Thanks Behind the Meme.


After watching this video, I actually went and unsubscribed to most youtubers I never watch anymore


I like your videos a lot. The Constant mending is great though the earrape catches me off guard.


I'm glad that now you have more views than your subscriber number (no more cringe empty-subscribers).


Hilarious Content. The YouTube poop adds some nice flavor to the videos.


Laughed hard at the "DICKS OUT FOR YEEWWWTOOOB" part.


Breaking News: EmpLemon confirms he has good taste. More on this at 11.

Emp is up by 10,000 and he is NOT happy about that.

NASDAQ and DOW up 500 points, but EMP is up 10,000


Emp gets multiple times more views than he has subs these days.  He’s more popular than he is popular


I've been subbed to you ever since you made the Dale Ernheart video, only now I am starting to binge all of your content


I subscribe to channels that upload "quality" content(high effort videos) like this channel or jontron. Not that I don't enjoy other videos but I don't want low quality daily uploads in my sub box


5:10 - I usually put Pineapple juice in my homemade BBQ sauce anyways, so when I had a BBQ pineapple pizza.............................

I didn't really mind, TBH - I liked it, but wouldn't have got it, if I had been the one who bought the pies... The dude had imagination tho, props to my homie!


This is still very well thought out, I'm absolutely suprised that this video is still very relevant today. And looking back, this video will probably still be relevant information far off into the future. I will always praise this video for being a timeless gem on youtube.


I have to admit, you've got an interesting perspective on life....and YouTube.


"Weatherscan Track 11" YES!!! He listed it! I am NOT going crazy.


I love that you completely rectified the problem, not by removing subscribers, but by making such high quality content that so many people subscribed the amount of empty ones was diminished, and that you make such good content you actually have a negative empty sub count by the methods you used to calculate it. Beautiful.


You can easily find them. If a check marked channel commented on a popular or trending video.<br>If it has less than ~500k subscribers, then that channel is dead if the recent uploads are in the 5 digits or low 6 digits.

You can easily find them. If a check marked channel commented on a popular or trending video.
If it has less than ~500k subscribers, then that channel is dead if the recent uploads are in the 5 digits or low 6 digits.


It's just like how Santa delivers presents to all the boys and girls on Christmas, but a good percentage of those boys and girls don't actually believe in Santa.


If those harsh sounds are any indication, I think I know why people STOP watching your videos :(


Everytime I see you uploaded a video, I always click on it.


I’m glad there is someone else my age that listens to gentle giant


This video actually made me resubscribe. I had unsubbed before the DOWNWARD SPIRAL began, as the comment section was becoming far too cancerous, but now I have decided to try and contribute once again.


I thought you might like to know I watch videos from all time periods of your channel. There are people like me I'm guessing but I'm not sure how many. I enjoyed most of your shit through the years. I just don't get very vocal.


Solar sands has got a really low empty subscriber ratio, and I wonder how because he changed his channel from deviantart type discussion videos, much longer and deeper videos on other topics


This aged liked fine wine indeed. the memes man.


Why not just measure success based off views or watch time? People that judge you based off subscriber count don’t matter. What matters is that people enjoy your videos.


this video is good. editing and well, everything.


3:30 - "that number right below your channel name is the embodiment of your ego."

glances at 90 subs
smiles

edit: mostly empty 🙂

3:30 - "that number right below your channel name is the embodiment of your ego."

_glances at 90 subs_
_smiles_

edit: _mostly empty_ 🙂


I like how there is still some sort of youtube poop left in his videos


The damn notification bell doesn’t help this at all<br>If it was still always enabled when you subscribe, then at least they could be annoyed into unsubscribing

The damn notification bell doesn’t help this at all
If it was still always enabled when you subscribe, then at least they could be annoyed into unsubscribing


Damn that toy story ytp was such a classic


you're funny as fuck, why would anyone sub to you and not watch your content hahahahahhahahaha. good vid, keep up the good work even though im watching this nearly 3 years after it was posted


2021 and this is completely still accurate about Watch Mojo.


374k views with 402k subs as of Dec 2018. You've done a great job mr lemon man


I keep coming back to videos like this so it looks like I'm a typical subscriber.


I like pineapple on pizza.

Futurama: We need food that isn't poisoned with pineapple.
Me trying anchovies for first time: Ew. Salty and prickly. How can people enjoy this?!


I used to think pineapple on pizza is OK, then this Italian started explaining sweets should not mix with savoury and I started to question: maybe pineapple really do not belong to pizzas

Don’t let Italians make your choices for you


Some people just subscribe because they liked one video and not because they like the overall content.


I have watched a lot of youtube. I’ve watched the bad and the good but trust me this guy is good. He makes like boarderline documantary’s but more personal


Good theory. +1 Empty subscribers to you.


That Top 10 Canadian Actors with Mustaches from the 80's jab at WatchMojo was hilarious. You are a king, my friend.


Gonna be honest i really enjoy your video essays and i subbed pretty much to see when you drop a new one but i don’t watch anything else. Do you want people like me to unsub since i don’t watch any of your other vids?


"There is a chance I have read it" <br>Howdy mydude. Keep up the good work.

"There is a chance I have read it"
Howdy mydude. Keep up the good work.


Great video, but there's just one thing I don't completely understand (and probably won't get an answer to). If all these empty subscribers don'y watch your videos, why are they still subscribed? Wouldn't it just be easier to unsubscribe and get rid of the videos they don't watch from their sub feed?

CapedMario 64 if you watch new videos then their videos go away, thus forgetting to unsubscribe because you forgot about the videos (probably because YouTube won't recommend them to me)

@Paladin Luke Well one of the guys I've been subbed to who hasn't uploaded in a year or two just uploaded a video yesterday that turned out pretty good. And that kind of possibility is what I usually stay for.

In actuality, it's easier to NOT unsubscribe. If you don't care about the youtuber anymore, you don't care enough to unsub, and their videos just keep coming to your subscription box while you just keep ignoring them.

I'm subbed to like 200 youtubers. Most of which don't even upload anymore.

CapedMario 64 Because youtubes algorithms know they aren't engaged anymore and so the videos won't show up in their sub box so they just forget about t

They could also be literally dead and therefore can not click unsubscribe.

You do realize that if you don't watch a youtuber for long enough...their videos just flat out won't show up! Your telling youtube you don't care about their content so thus they don't promote it! :/ (I'm subscribed to like 300+ people so I would know how this works...)

CapedMario 64 well remember, the sub feed is also broken. it's never really there and as long as its trending to other people; it will show up. say shrek daddy 64 is your favorite youtuber. you obviously want to see all of his videos in your sub feed. but if justin beiber just hit 200,000 veiws in 2minutes last hour. his videos will show up before your boi shreik.

My guess is that they may not want to miss the content that they are looking for so they stay in hopes of getting the content they're looking for. I can honestly say i may be in that category but i try to be open minded and see his more person videos. I've grown old of most YTPs so I guess this is a change I'm willing to see. and another honesty thing is that I don't even watch all the people I subscribe to. I look through a massive pool of videos that I think I should watch. Typically if a channel starts almost only using bad practices of reeling people in I unsubscribe. For example, Pewdiepie: when i was younger i used to watch his videos for entertainment. But as his humor gradually turned into complete vulgar and downright unclever i started getting sick of his content. Not only did his quality go down but his thumbnails and titles started veering towards vulgar clickbait I unsubscribed.

Because the majority of the recommended videos is videos from people you've subscribed to anyway.

Because most people don't look at their sub feed, they look at recommended videos.

@Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) also, at the same time you made that reply, I happened to be watching Cr1tiKal's video on Joey salads sending urine to an 8-year-old. He remarked that doing such could put him on a sex offender list.<br>(I mean, it's pretty screwed nowadays since you can say that a baby is cute and get put on that list, but still...)

@Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) also, at the same time you made that reply, I happened to be watching Cr1tiKal's video on Joey salads sending urine to an 8-year-old. He remarked that doing such could put him on a sex offender list.
(I mean, it's pretty screwed nowadays since you can say that a baby is cute and get put on that list, but still...)

@Paladin Luke is joek. lel meme dank funny (gone sexual).mp4

They could go outside. WAIT WAIT SORRY! THE KIDS IN THIS GENERATION CAN'T GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE THEN THEY WILL CATCH A COLD OR SOME SHIT AND THEIR MOM WILL DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MOTHER NATURE'S MANAGER AND THREATEN TO SUE HIM IF HE DOESN'T GIVE HER COMPENSATION.

@EmpLemon Can't argue with that kind of logic

It reminds me when people bitch and moan when a channel "spams" videos, like for example a music channel posts a few songs from a new album in a row; but then these same subscribers just sit and stay subscribed to other channels they don't actually watch.

Or they're just stubbornly waiting for your next Pixar poop and/or Frying Dorothy.  'Member Pixar poops?

Apparently not for most people. Unsubscribing requires 2 clicks. Staying subscribed requires none.


i want to watch this for the actual video essay part but holy shit 2016 memes are too much to handle im sorry


High quality youtuber vs low quality youtuber:
Mark Rober vs 5 shitty crafts

Mark:
-12 vids a year
- 30-80M views a vid
-12.8M subs
-over -100% empty subscribers (yes its fucking negative xD)
5 shitty crafts:
-1460 vids a year
-300k views a vid
-67.4M subs
-99.6% empty subscribers


Well I watch your videos completely, as soon as I find that you posted.  No emptiness to be found here.  Guess I'll stay subscribed...


The purpose of a subscriber for me, is to make sure I don't forget that creator exists when I get obsessed with some one else.


you are the first Youtuber that told me to unsub,  I didn't because I like your content


I just wonder what the numbers would look like if you redid this in 2019..


Now that YouTube said they purged empty subs, did it work?


I can now understand the reason he says "Thanks for unsubscribing." I thought it was just him making some self deprecating joke about his videos.


a meme so supreme I let out a little creme.

A meme so supreme I let out a scream in my dream that made me cream.


I'm guilty of being an empty subscriber emplemon


So, quite often I'll see a video from someone I've never seen before. I'll throw them a sub, and then promptly fuck off
it's not that I don't like their stuff, I just want them to feel good, like,  "yeah hi,  i like your video, here ya go, +1 sub" and then,  if i see them upload in the future, i might check it out, but 95% of the time i don't. I have like 1000 channels I'm subscribed to, but i only watch 15 of them.
I make time for the channels I like, and only give pity subs to the channels I tolerate. 85% of them don't even show up in my notifications, and i ignore 90% of my notifications anyway.


I'll tell you one thing your average subscriber isn't... A bell-ringer :)


Ever since watching this video in 2017, i've started seeing that half my subscribed people have dead subscribers... and that i myself was one


W H Y A R E T H E S I M P S O N S G R E E N

yeetabix <br>Ay, matey, is dat a mofukin jojo reference?

yeetabix
Ay, matey, is dat a mofukin jojo reference?

BrunchMunch To avoid copyright, I'm guessing. It's less egregious then other methods I've seen.

G  R  E  E  N  F  A  M  I  L  Y  G  U  Y

G  R  E  E  N  F  A  M  I  L  Y  G  U  Y

Because yellow sempysohns trigger the copyright piranhas to a feeding frenzy.

my time! My Time!! MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!

UltraMaster2O1 Studios Oh yes love those sim pins

they're in a joey jojo's wacky quest fight scene


Hey Emp you said that you try to read every single comment so I'm commenting to say I like your videos about YouTube theory-crafting.


it's simple. pineapple on pizza is good if it's good pineapple. not that low-quality pizza hut shit pineapple. it helps if the pizza is particularly salty. sweet + salty is automatically a winning flavor combination


I tell ya about "empty subscribers" You see as far as I go I only sub until I lose interest then I tell myself that eventually I will watch the channel but ultimately don't so at the end of each year I unsub from all the channels I know I don't watch and I am left with only channels that I like. I find this technique good for bringing in the New year and it helps me find new content creators. I also know that some people outgrow channels or find a different similar channel that they like more but as to why they don't unsub well I can't really say.


Facts:<br>Most of Pewdiepie's subscribers are empty.

Facts:
Most of Pewdiepie's subscribers are empty.


Don't worry bud, we stand by you if you want to know more about me I called behind the meme an faggot and for personal life I'll talk about my Latvian Legion connections. my mom side of the family comes from Europe and then the the Baltic countries then Latvia . My great grandpa was apart of the Latvian Legion but Germany needed more people for industrial purposes and they went to Germany and after the war they went to America and my great grandpa made a letter to government and we still have. They went to Florida and he became an showfer (I don't know how to spell it). And then they went to Wisconsin and I live in Milwaukee, to settle down and before they had an son in Europe but he died and then they had another son his still alive and my grandma who was born before them she's still alive. And I made an platoon called the Latvian Legion in honor of the 1st Latvia ( 15th granadiers divisions) and the 2th Latvian(19th granadiers division) and other forces that fought against the USSR. And they are not bad they fought for Latvia, not for the Germans. And they Couldn't go against orders they still had the same rules of the SS. The Russians are trying to make look bad but they aren't they fought for Latvia.


Whoever hates Pineapple on Pizza never had a good one. The point is to have a small amount of Pineapple, but a lot of Ham and Cheese. The salty Ham and Cheese then harmomizes in a really weird way with the sweet Pineapple. If the pieces are really large or sour it tastes like garbage.


About the only consistent style of videos you have is this style.


This video still holds true 4 years later


I know this is an old video... But the sheer amount of ear rape in what is supposed to be a commentary video makes it essentially unwatchable for me


Drinking game: Watch every EmpLemon video and take a shot everytime he says "down-word spiral".


A downward spiral can always be seen as an upward spiral when seen from the top... or bottom :D


And now he has negative number of empty subscribers, lol


Late to the party, but that's some good self-reflected fecal matter here. Not planning to polish your ego, but I enjoy for once seeing a youtuber pursuing in-depth thought regarding their beloved subscriber count. It's funny how confidently you can say "thanks for unsubscribing". :D Cheers!


Thx for making me realize I'm subscribed to channels I haven't watch a video for like a year or two. Time to do a cleansing


I'm one of those vsauce empty subscribers because my first account is subbed to it but I lost the password so. Oh well

@MrOrangeHorseman no, the password is "Password"

pretty sure youtube has password recovery services


Don’t worry Emp. I watch your videos and am not even subscribed. Now one of your Empty Subscribers are fulfilled.


I dont think emplemon gets enough credit for what he does. I am one of 100,000 subscribers who actually care and I am 10


I've heard mistagg say literally the same exact thing. Theres something to it.


If you recognized the song in the background, you too are definitely a bonafide music dweeb


What's the deal with pineapple pizza
I think it's mediocre
At best


the absolute lad these days, sorry ive been subbed forever and just watched this video, some of it is how youtube promotes its creators.


Like the commentary videos friend, hope to see more in the future


This was made so long ago that vsauce still an active channel


Remember to always unsubscribe to Emplemon.


Now that I think about it, it seems a lot of sites with subscriber counts have this sort of issue. But why? What purpose does it serve someone to make a bot account and subscribe to literally every YT channel out there? Is it YouTube, botting accounts so their website looks better than it actually is? Or perhaps to motivate the big guys? Who knows?

And on a side note, I actually do enjoy your new content. Anything is better when the person making it enjoys doing so, and I honestly like your videos a lot more now than I did back when I subbed in 2014. Keep doing you, Emp!


THEORY TIME!
(You can skip to the conclusion if you want it somewhat the same as the video's vsauce v watchmojo thing)

PROBLEM
So applying the empty sub logic to let's say...the most subbed person in youtube a.k.a pewdiepie a.k.a felix who uploads daily and with 71+million subs then let's compare it who doesn't upload daily like an...animator. test subject, theodd1sout having 9+ million subs5.

ANALYSIS
Comparing their views 4 weeks ago (to be fair for felix), felix hit 11 million with his video on black woman think she's white with dr.phil while james's (theodd1sout) video scary monsters hit 7.9 million. It looks like felix won the title "most famous youtuber*. But applying the emplemon's theory on sub activity (sorry it's the best i can do for 3 mins) felix having 71+  million subs with only 11 million views and james with 9 million subs with  8 million views we can conclude that james won said title even with the disadvatage on subs, views and popularity it's safe to say that the reason why james won is because it panders to the general audience of youtube

SOLUTION
with emplemon's theory on sub activity we can confirm that the theory most used, the general parallels of view-sub theory (i really need to learn more about naming things) is in fact outdated and needed to be replaced.

CONCLUSION
 pewdiepie is not really that popular anymore.story time animations are getting popular is because they are relatable, Because it's something they've also experienced or saw at least once. And that's the problem viewers (not an exception here) wanted to connect so much to everyone including their idols that whatever hip thing is they'll turn a 180 and forget the creators they once enjoyed just to connect with someone with the same interest.pewdiepie isn't that relatable anymore. Sure we all laughed at memes and love drama/beef with commentaries but that's all he has to offer. His own viewers don't even relate to him anymore judging by majority of the comments because what is there they can associate themselves with felix? I know i dont have even one but with storytime animators? It seems like every-fucking-body is a fucking socially akward introverted weird person with a colorful personality hidden. So in the end  indie content creators suffers a dilema, whether or not to change for the better or worse because as trends come and go so do they

*THEORY TIME!*
(You can skip to the conclusion if you want it somewhat the same as the video's vsauce v watchmojo thing)

*PROBLEM*
So applying the empty sub logic to let's say...the most subbed person in youtube a.k.a pewdiepie a.k.a felix who uploads daily and with 71+million subs then let's compare it who doesn't upload daily like an...animator. test subject, theodd1sout having 9+ million subs5.

*ANALYSIS*
Comparing their views 4 weeks ago (to be fair for felix), felix hit 11 million with his video on black woman think she's white with dr.phil while james's (theodd1sout) video scary monsters hit 7.9 million. It looks like felix won the title "most famous youtuber*. But applying the emplemon's theory on sub activity (sorry it's the best i can do for 3 mins) felix having 71+  million subs with only 11 million views and james with 9 million subs with  8 million views we can conclude that james won said title even with the disadvatage on subs, views and popularity it's safe to say that the reason why james won is because it panders to the general audience of youtube

*SOLUTION*
with emplemon's theory on sub activity we can confirm that the theory most used, the general parallels of view-sub theory (i really need to learn more about naming things) is in fact outdated and needed to be replaced.

*CONCLUSION*
 pewdiepie is not really that popular anymore.story time animations are getting popular is because they are relatable, Because it's something they've also experienced or saw at least once. And that's the problem viewers (not an exception here) wanted to connect so much to everyone including their idols that whatever hip thing is they'll turn a 180 and forget the creators they once enjoyed just to connect with someone with the same interest.pewdiepie isn't that relatable anymore. Sure we all laughed at memes and love drama/beef with commentaries but that's all he has to offer. His own viewers don't even relate to him anymore judging by majority of the comments because what is there they can associate themselves with felix? I know i dont have even one but with storytime animators? It seems like every-fucking-body is a fucking socially akward introverted weird person with a colorful personality hidden. So in the end  indie content creators suffers a dilema, whether or not to change for the better or worse because as trends come and go so do they


Gentle Giant in the background made my day.


I take it Emperor Lemon is an Emperor dank meme lord


Fucking love your taste in music so much!!


Or 98% of your subscribers do watch your videos but most of them are picky so they only pick certain videos they watch. The way I see it, if you have 200k subscribers and 100k subscribers of your subscribers watch one video on your channel then that specific number of people like that specific video on your channel, the other 100k subscribers will probably click on another video that they like on your channel.

If you consistently see the same average number of people watching a video on your channel it doesn't mean that they are the same people watching it. Its not like everyone on your channel is going to watch every video, they pick certain videos (humans are picky) so that's why your viewer count is spread out. Who knows maybe 98% of your subscribers are watching your video but they pick certain videos throughout your channel so the viewer count is spread out and is more sparse.

The way I see it 28k subscribers might watch one video and another 37k might watch another video and the rest of the 78k subscribers will probably watch another video and in total you will have close to 200k subscribers that all watch certain videos on your channel because they are PICKY. Do you understand? this is how it always has been on Youtube, not every subscriber watches all of your videos but does that mean they abandoned it? no they just didn't appeal to a certain video.

You have to make a video that appeals to all of your subscribers, a video thatll grab all of your audience's attention and if you're lucky enough it'll be come popular enough to grab other peoples attention that arn't your subscribers.


For some reason, those searches into the deep workings of youtube passionate me.... Anyways thx for the video, i looovve it. :)


526k views on this video, 584k subs, well done you got rid of a lot of empty subcribers


After the 2:20 point of this video i realised that I maybe shouldn't use headphones watching this video.


I'm still subbed because I really find this transformation fascinating. I might not click on every single new video but I still enjoy popping in and seeing what you've got to say.

The "ranting through editing" thing is actually really cool! I'd love to see more people try stuff like that.


When life gives you lemons, eat them, shit out the seeds and grow some shit-fertilized lemon trees.


I like what you are saying. I watched several videos and like the subjects. I just find the language a bit too vulgar for the purpose of your videos.


this video kinda assumes that subscribing means you want to watch every video from that person, instead of just most of them or something


EmpLemon - the YouTube philosophy channel

also

this is shit!!!!!
love you emp


its all about the views ... thats why clickbait is a thing now

andrejoss475 "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS COMMENTOR SAID, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"

speaking in terms of youtube algorithm, its actually about view and watchtime combined now. this is one reason longer videos are significantly more popular now than they were back in youtube's early days (another factor obviously being the 10 and 15 minute limits that used to exist.) and why vine compilations combine the clickbait girl-in-almost-no-clothes strategy with a length of about 20-40 minutes of content people may actually  stay for even if they dont like it, which with vines specifically is for another lengthy reason i wont get into here.

clickbait worked a lot better back then and the way youtube works tries to throw it out of the search algorithms but my understanding is that enough views can still compensate for low watch time in some way. its a bit complicated and i dont enough details to go further in depth than that though


Several of tour subscribers could be time travelers or even aliens.


I only subscribe to people who I am actively watching and engaging in, only people who i watch as soon as they come out. I engage with artists much more and I dont have so much clutter on my feed.


now that Emplemon gets more views then subs, I wonder if he views it as a negative empty subscriber count


I just binge watch these videos to ignore my troubles


I honestly think pineapple and non pineapple fans should join together to fight the true evil of toppings...

P E A S   A N D
M A Y O N N A I S E ! ! !

Toni KIP Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING?

No living person would eat peas and mayonnaise pizza.


You must also remember people have multiple accounts they switch between and stay on for a while. So you get one view from someone with 6 YouTube accounts and that in aggregate can have a large effect


5:14 Huzzah! EmpLemon is NOT a defective human!


The irony of making a video for people that already don't watch giving them a call to action to unsub. The only people who will see this is people who like you now


Old emp-lemon legit sounds like he’s sick or congested lmao


This actually is a pretty good video. Too bad 8 year olds will tell you to do Frying Dory instead of more of this.

Also make Frying Shrek.


I have been rewatching emplemon videos for the past three days.


This video has made me obsessed Gentle Giant. Praise Allah for EmpLemon!


I've been watching a bunch of your videos lately since you appeared in my recommended videos. Maybe I should subscribe?

I'm hesitant because the second I do, YouTube might stop recommending your past uploads to me, and I'll end up drifting to whatever else they recommend me (which I get it, it's a weird problem to have. But it's just so easy to flick through the recommended videos for either something quick to watch, or something 'meaty')


I thought I was already subscribed, but i realized i wasn't when he talked about subscribers


introducing the ANTI-EMPTY SUB!!!
basically just watches ur vids without subscribing

empty sub rate -> 0%


I don't care what a youtuber I like does, if I like them I will watch them


That watchmojo and v sauce comparison wasn't very fair or accurate. Vsauce has less than 400 videos and watchmojo puts out multiple a day, they have over 11000. A more accurate estimation would be they're monthly viewership numbers. Vsauce had 16 million views last month, watchmojo had 74 million. So which is more popular???


Yep. This explains why my 100 + subs feels like only 2 people watch. Only reason I gain all of these was because I uploaded some Fire Emblem concert songs and that's literally all they cared about. So yeah, I'm sad I have this fake sub count...


you also have to factor in the average view count rate as in i have seen cases where ist was 1 million and then 300k then 900k all in 6 months


I subscribed 2 days ago. Might unsubscribe.<br>Just for memes, I genuinely like your newer content

I subscribed 2 days ago. Might unsubscribe.
Just for memes, I genuinely like your newer content


Apart for the amazing video essay this video screams 2016


what about "double views" (subs who watch videos more than once for whatever reason), these exist, so aren't ALL empty sub rates higher?

Actually, youtube could employ 2 different types of views: Individual views (How many individual people viewed this), and views (Total views)

I watch all videos twice
Once on my pc and once on my phone
YouTube lets me give 2 thumbs up this way and counts them both

Clankplusm Gaming I am a frequent double, triple, etc viewer. Usually because I like to watch something I already know I like if I dont want to find anything new.

In theory. Yes. In pratice, no. Some videos get a lot of Double views, like music videos. Others are watched once, or never by a subscriber so it evens out, or so I would assume.


I'm subbed but I like to binge watch every other month.


This video is very relatable. At the time of this comment, 100% of my 40 subscribers are empty subscribers. Ouch.... Very relevant.


Dude try recognizing your channel from 6 years in the future.

Edit: btw, I feel like your growth and maturity reflects the evolution of Youtube content as well so yeah. Love your stuff


Well I'm subbed just cause I don't watch all your vids doesn't mean I don't watch some so I'm not an empty sub


You've got something akin to 88% ACTIVE subscribers!


"take the long way home" intro, I like it


Hey EmpLemon. You're tough enough for the Salty Spitoon. I just hope you read this, since you said you read all the comments. You are also crescent fresh, if you were wondering.


This video, as of August 14th 2020, has a ~9% empty subscriber rate. nice.


I like both you're youtube poop and new style of content. I wish I was as relevant as you, but my content is shit so it probably will never happen.


you know when you eat smooth creamy donuts...


I'm conflicted. I don't really get anything out of YTP, or understand it for that matter, so I'll just be hanging around as a sub for your essay stuff, but that's antithetical to your being passionate about creating content, but you talking about it is more of what I'm here for, but - -


Understood. I’m going to unsubscribe from everyone and continue to watch their videos


I must know where the clip of the guy saying “It’s fat!” is from.


"Sticks out for diabetes" haha, what?? xD That was hella unexpected.


Sub purgatory doesn’t last forever: you can max out your subscriptions. Yes, I’ve done that. Yes, I had to weed out the channels I didn’t watch. I need to do an even bigger weeding-out, TBH.


Third video watched then subbed. I'm only empty inside, Emp.


"The vast majority of my comments became 'LOL' or some random quote from the video. Just really juvenile and impulsive shit."


I feel like a lot of people are making fun of things that they do because  Emp pushed them in that direction. I don't like YouTubers saying they don't like the majority of their comments because it pressures me to not comment or someone I respect will judge me. This video, as a video, is good. However, it made me seriously uncomfortable to comment and watch new videos. Whatever I'm three years late and for some reason this is outdated and I am stupid.


I love pineapple on pizza and demand more content tailored to my demographic


People probably just subscribe to you after 1 video being seen and never watch you again.

@Zephroze Yeah it just hurts more than helps if you did care

I have like 250 subs from some stolen song I uploaded and they keep coming. I want it to stop but I just don't give a shit about having a channel as much as keeping a list of channels I watch. Let them enjoy it I guess, but why sub; I'm never going to upload anything else they like.

@LimePesto I don't do that, I gotta watch at least 10 to subscribe

True. Even i have tons of channels that I subscribed after 1 video and don’t really watch them that much afterwards


12:28 now that you've mentioned it, people are going to comment "this is shit!" ironically.


I’m subbed to probably 1000’s of youtubers but I only watch like ...... 20ish?

Have you considered unsubbing to make your sub box not worthless?

I’m subscribed to 124 I think and most of them don’t upload anyways so I only get notifications for channels I normally watch anyways

oh god i just found out i'm subbed to 448 channels... I got a lot of unsubbing to do. problem is i'll like one channel for a few days, weeks, months and sub and then lose interest in that channel.

d i p pブラップスニフ

Yeah, me too. Im subbed to about 1000 youtubers and i watch 50ish of em

im as well, but id rather stay that way, cause since youtube is going ape shit, id rather be an empty subscriber to ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DO STUFF FOR THIS WEBSITE LIKE ACTUAL ANIMATORS, ACTUAL YTP GUYS AND COMENTATORS LIKE EMPLEMON<br>or pewdiepie

im as well, but id rather stay that way, cause since youtube is going ape shit, id rather be an empty subscriber to ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO DO STUFF FOR THIS WEBSITE LIKE ACTUAL ANIMATORS, ACTUAL YTP GUYS AND COMENTATORS LIKE EMPLEMON
or pewdiepie

what the heck, whoa re these people? your friends?? <br>I wish I had those

what the heck, whoa re these people? your friends??
I wish I had those

That's the sound of people hitting "unsubscribe!"


Thanks... barely 3 minutes in and I'm craving a donut, or 4.


what about the subs that were empty before and are full now with the new content? dont that make you feel THICC


Controversial opinion here, depending on what pizza sauce you can make pineapple on a pizza work.


Yeah this definitely doesn't hold up anymore

yeah, kinda funny seeing it now...I'm glad Emp decided to change his content


Ugh, I have roughly the same percent of empty subscribers as WatchMojo, but without the massive e-peen subscriber count to make that percent still make for a decent revenue stream.


Escapade!

BTW you make good content I really like video essays and I love YTPs.


Vsauce is even a meme now. Plus he colloborates with Adam Savage from Mythbusters. And WatchMojo is...just WatchMojo. Vsauce is way more popular and successful.


Can you do a video on how to avoid empty subscribers


Okay, so at the time of making this comment, there are about 617k subs and 561k-ish views. That means there are 56k dead people subbed to EmpLemon. Thems rookie numbers.


Vsauce is actually the best thing on this site btw


the irony of the current view count compared to subs on this video lol

I mean it's 4 years old but still


The current formula does not count for people who watch videos but don’t subscribe.
Improved formula for Empty subscriber percentage is below
1. Youtube now has a metric of “viewers who watch your videos but aren’t subscribed”
2. Remove that percentage from your mean viewer count to obtain the MSV count.
3. Take your accurate mean subscribed view (MSV) count and run it thru the formula again, resulting in this improved formula:
(Sub count - MSV count) / Sub count * 100
This is your percent of subscribers who don’t watch your videos.


it has YTP elements, it's in theory a YTP.


They subscribe to a channel based on a single video...


I literally binged watched the never ever series


the people who always dislike is the same people who always subscribe to every youtuber they watch, they forget about doing both


You should do more videos making fun of WatchMojo!

AdvisorOfDark Gaming Durv's channel was pure clickbait. Thank god YouTube deleted his channel

Who is Durv? Sounds good I might check him out.

Who dares to make fun of watch mojo? They make the best original content. (Obviously I'm kidding)


The YouTube app lists this as music so it is unavailable for picture in picture mode


You are a case study, knowing that about yourself you act in a way that shows intelligence. "I think therefore i am" i tend to look at subs and views as gravity, likes and unlikes and comments are true chemical reactions... Macro/micro the step to act out as a viewer thats what shows a creator you are alive. Subs n views are intangibles...


Let’s support Emplemon’s message of this video with #dontlikedontsubscribe


Well, Pineapple on Pizza

is AWESOME! I love it!


514k views 558k subs nice work lemon party<br>Edit: oingo boingo represents the downward spiral very well if you move on from youtube be sure to tell somebody so we can enjoy that shit too

514k views 558k subs nice work lemon party
Edit: oingo boingo represents the downward spiral very well if you move on from youtube be sure to tell somebody so we can enjoy that shit too


I can definitely identify with not liking the ghost followers as a creator, not specifically to you-tube, since I don't do jack-all here but watch. I hate it that I've got a seeming less that 25% engagement rate where I do create content. But complaining about it or trying to address it got me nothing, so IDK what to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


IS THAT FUCKING NO ROCKING IN THE JAZZHANDS ZONE. I love that song and I haven't heard it in years. One obscure song from a single level from a game on newgrounds can be so amazing that it makes me feel good whenever any creator has heard of it also and uses it.


Dammit, now I'm stuck in the decision to subscribe to you or not...


Nice theory Emp, unsubscribed

Also I’ve never had pineapple pizza


I love this channel <br>It’s just fucking awesome

I love this channel
It’s just fucking awesome


448k Subs-414k views<br>The empty subs are droppin' off since 2016

448k Subs-414k views
The empty subs are droppin' off since 2016


People may have subscribed and now they don't go on YouTube very much. People may not ever click on their subs and just stick to YouTubes front page. People may sub to you but only watch the content they want to watch. People can lose their access to an old account and create a new one. There's a bunch of reasons why subs don't watch a video.


I dont respect you bro, just keep dropping dank vids bro. Keep feeding me shit to bed off to while I get hi to numb my depression. K love u bye


This is the biggest reason why I'm a lot more selective with the Youtubers I sub to and don't do it as willy-nilly as a lot of people I know: I take my time to actually get to know a channel first before I decide whether or not I'm actually going to watch the videos they make.

I'm selective about the videos I add to "Liked Videos". If I just like the YouTuber as a whole, I don't want to just click LIKE on every video they ever do. That's just not practical, and it takes up a lot of space when I'm scrolling threw my "Liked Videos". Especially a problem if he/she uploads REALLY frequently.


Well, glad you found succes with your new type of video :)


Coming back to this video, I’m purging my sub box


emplemon thinks pineapple doesnt belong on pizza...

unsubcribed

emplemon thinks pineapple doesnt belong on pizza...

*unsubcribed*


I have an idea;
Post a video called "Unsubscribe" with "YTP" in front of it, that way they actually watch it. For the material, use something easy to sentence mix & basically give them a short "Fuck you" message.

Sound good? Please reply.


Hey Emp, this video is on the front page of youtube now.


haha nice vid emp lookin forward to the next


I'm glad that earrape are no more in 2020


U don't like the game.
But I wanna play the game.
Somehow, I can respect that .


I fucking swear he sounds exactly like FUNKe

yep

if Emp uses renai circulation its confirmed they are the same

Then because EmperorLemon is at least part Asian, we can conclude that FUNKe is a similar ethnic origin.

link055. that's the next theory. Emp Lemon is an imperfect clone of FUNKe who is shit at games and instead for a time, lured people in with YTP. Being an imperfect clone however took his toll and his channel is now dying right before our very eyes.


Just watched your recent simpsons vid and looked at the views and subs and thought about this vid. your channel really did go on a diet :b. You have a REALLY low empty sub count good on ya emp :)


I might be one of your empty Subs.. i subscribed to your YTP channel on my old account when i was a prepubescent PotatoBoy who was easily entertained by your "Media Remixing." if i ever log into my old google account, which i could easily do. ill make sure to unsub:) but you still got my sub here


Do what other Youtubers do to get famous. Start some drama for attention

The Quarian Guy
THIS KID GETS THE JOJ

yes


I have 71 subs and I get around 1-13 views per video, I honestly started to think the same thing.


Simple, make anyone that doesn’t watch your videos in 2 months auto unsub


I've been on YouTube since 2006. You may not know who your viewers are but Google does. I'm 38 and started going online in the mid 90s. I sub creators I'd like to come back to if I ever visit YouTube again. I'm going through a period now of watching YouTube again. In reality, I would prefer if my subbed creators published vids once a month with quality content rather pump out the pretty much fake vids like 5 min crafts or so yummy. My fave channel right now is be kind rewind for that reason.

I didn't start using the like / dislike until 5 years ago. (yes, i'm a lurker). And even then I never hit dislike. I think I have only ever disliked the YouTUbe rewind video. I'm not sure if all creators are as rational as you when it comes to accepting dislikes. Sorry, yes, I know that is your other vid, not this one. But I came back to update my year and thought I'd mention the like / dislike thing. I hate ear whatever where the sound jumps up but see you don't use that in your more recent vids. I do think there is some charm in it, though, cause it reminds me of red letter media vids.

PS I've been watching YouTube on and off since the beginning and I've never seen a Jake or Logan Paul video. I used to watch the fine Brothers do their monthly collection of best youtube vids for almost a year and a half but stopped watching them just because of a time issue. In the back of my mind, I though I was watching the Watchowski of Youtube. They never really turned out that way. Oh yeah, and I found out about them because of their interesting piece on the origins of You're Gonna miss me when I'm gone, which is what I like to watch, the history of the internet.


I need that Paul Blart poster. My memes would forever be blessed if I had such cancer in my gallery.

EmpLemon Thank you, my friend. We Florida boys gotta stick together.

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/782630101217402880

Right click, save as. It's yours, my friend!


This video made me do a monthly subscription cleanout where I unsub from channels I no longer watch. It's <b>phucking beautiful</b>

This video made me do a monthly subscription cleanout where I unsub from channels I no longer watch. It's *phucking beautiful*


EMP my nigga I've been empty watching for over a year but I'll start commenting feedback I've been part of YouTube's problems thanks for the enlightenment lemon much love fam


as soon as he said he doesnt like pineapple on pizza omg


Bruh EmpLemon dont like pineapple pizza..... imma bout to throw some hands


dislike for the fact i cant leave my audio alone due to poor levelling otherwise it was decent


Looking back on this it’s funny to realize that you have a video with 800k+ views and a sub count of 630k+


I think about this video a lot 5 years later lol


I actually really enjoy your videos and views


I personally only watch 10% of the people im subscribed to


Dude, i subbed to, like, 300 channels. And maybe i wanna watch like about one Video a year, maybe not, maybe i bingewatch in the future.<br>For me it's just the next best thing to bookmarking channels.

Dude, i subbed to, like, 300 channels. And maybe i wanna watch like about one Video a year, maybe not, maybe i bingewatch in the future.
For me it's just the next best thing to bookmarking channels.


Youtube, a site which collects data on you.

Ages 3 and up!

@Totally a Human There's a act called COPPA which makes collecting online data on kids illegal.


u know what emp? i feel like giving some appreciation. so here, take my comment


this is why, when you make a big content shift, it's a good idea to pull an Einshine(see their channel)

yep, anyone still watching will find the new channel.  I think it's probably better to just deal with the inactive subs, but that is the only way I can really think of to remove them.

Firestar9114, so... (edit because I'm dumb), filter the empty subscribers by putting them through a funnel also known as a second YouTube channel?


7:57
Top 5 deadly poison facts... yeah, ok


Personally I think that pineapple on pizza tastes weird


Emp? We find theses relaxing and interesting..
Even this is Freedom chat channel..

KONTEC.

Emp? We find theses relaxing and interesting..
Even this is Freedom chat channel..

*KONTEC.*


“Dicks out for YouTube” is why you leave a like

“Sticks out for diabetus” is why you subscribe


Hey, I recognize that opening.  You owe me one pineapple pizza.

Sadly, few others will recognize the reference to one of the greatest poop tennis matches of all time.


Seriously my guy the amount of epiplepsy warnings would be sweet. I honestly like your content but cmon dude.


I suppose this is sorta preaching to the choir. If your empty subscribers actually watched this they wouldn't be empty... yeah?


This video

I come back to it often

It's that good


I'm not even subscribed to you and yet I keep coming back. Do you think it's better for me to just catch your videos as a non-subscriber and interact? Is sub count even factored into Ｔｈｅ　Ａｌｇｏｒｉｔｈｍ?


Glad that our lord and savior Lemon agrees that pineapple on pizza is the bane of existence


Wait you got Gentle Giant in your Video!!!!! WTF dude how much more do you want me to love you <3 (0:50)


I wonder how you feel about this now Emp.

Why do I have almost 30 subscribers and get 2 views per video. I stopped uploading and I upload different stuff on the rare occasion I upload now but WHY ARE THEY SUBSCRIBED. Thank you to anyone who unsubscribed


Epic! You’re complaining about a comment type! Never heard THAT one before!

@«tutacat» New watching active commenting liking saying stuff feeling edgy again going bold using emojis 😂 lolling spiralling downward loving every second of it let's go!

😂😂😂😂

(Yes, I deliberately made that comment look shitty...no, not even giving a damn...😅😅😅😅)

@«tutacat» New watching active commenting liking saying stuff feeling edgy again *going bold* using emojis 😂 lolling spiralling downward loving every second of it *let's go!*

😂😂😂😂

(Yes, I deliberately made that comment look shitty...no, not even giving a damn...😅😅😅😅)

Could show as total, active, and watching subscribers<br>(who subbed before? who is still using youtube? who is actively watches/comments videos)

Could show as total, active, and watching subscribers
(who subbed before? who is still using youtube? who is actively watches/comments videos)

<b>MAKE AS MANY FUCKING VIDEOS GOD DAMMIT</b>

*MAKE AS MANY FUCKING VIDEOS GOD DAMMIT*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌 THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY💯💯💯

Nugcon u forgot the skull emoji and laughing emoji

Yes, that is a quote from the video, good job

lol thats so epic im posting this on my reddit


it's kinda weird that this video is almost 5 years old now


You sir have a tenuous grasp of the rules of drameturgy. Jk great vid


This remind me of Facebook how most of the site have dead users.


your content is amusing and i like the occasional meme. its good to not overdo it with the memes.


This feels obvious, but now I can't help but consider that if it was, the shitshow that is the "horrible YouTube comments" would have fared way better if the creators had the insight to notice, sometimes a majority of backlash happens because you grew to attract an audience that doesn't care. And when you put your life on the line, I guess it is actually scary to accept that the constant useless feedback, trolling and hate corresponds to a chunk of the audience that would be better if not invited. Quite sad.


So far you probably think of me as this idiot that really likes mentioning fallout in all the videos unrelated to fallout.
I even went to see Godzilla king of the monsters with my friend and made jokes about each monster representing the fallout community.
Truth is I'm very stingy about the downward spiral of the franchise I love so much and I'll take any excuse to shit on the fans.


you could make a new channel and make a video telling all of your active subscribers to subscribe to that one

Nick Rogers <b>Generic comment telling people to actually reply to this person.</b>

Nick Rogers *Generic comment telling people to actually reply to this person.*


Good video emp, love from Middlesbrough, England


I know a YTber that has like 20k subscribers and only gets about up to 150 views.

(His older vids have up to 2k)


this video's comedy aged like men in black 2


this video fucking jumpscared me several times


Imagine the shitload of empty subscribers of Pewds or Tseries


i want to hear more of your closer cover


pewdiepie is about 2.2 million subscribers if it was what it actually would be which is just sad for such a fallen giant but eh hes still doing better than alot of other youtube channels


I find that I'm more inclined to comment when the sub count is low.


I'm not subscribed. A handful of your videos have been in my recommend and I always click those. I've never been served up one of your Traps, because I don't like YTPs in general


How about high quality videos draw in more people that aren't subscribers, casual viewers? That's at least part of it. And yeah, sorry, but if you only mad YTP you'd have a much younger, less dedicated audience.


I subscribed based off the political oriented content you made. Well let’s just say stuff about trump if you don’t agree that it was political. you have allot of subscribers. I have allot of subscriptions. Looking at my subscriptions can be overwhelming for me if I’m looking for certain content at that particular moment. I found myself on the habit of binge watching certain channels of recent discovery’s. So if I stuck around it’s because I found a niche in your content that I don’t think I’ll find anywhere else. It’s could be content that you’ll never make again but I want to be around for when or if you do. That is why.


My chromosome count and Iq count are both lower than the last digit of my social security number. Eleventy-seven.


how come your video is 16 minutes long but your audio peeks about 20 kilometers high?


Well since you want some insights, your ytp is too loud, I might find a video interesting enough to watch, but the experience is so obnoxious that I'm probably not gonna watch another one for at least a couple months<br>edit: for clarification, I am talking about using ytp in videos like this one.

Well since you want some insights, your ytp is too loud, I might find a video interesting enough to watch, but the experience is so obnoxious that I'm probably not gonna watch another one for at least a couple months
edit: for clarification, I am talking about using ytp in videos like this one.


I know this video is heaps old but I love it so much


I subscribed because of this video and I'm never gonna watch another one of your videos. And there's nothing you can do to stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <b>*twiddles evil thin mustache while tying you to a railroad*</b> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I subscribed because of this video and I'm never gonna watch another one of your videos. And there's nothing you can do to stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! **twiddles evil thin mustache while tying you to a railroad** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who said a train is going to be used. He's going to be ran over by his downward spiral.


I wonder how many subscriber people just forgot because of videos on their personalized home page and youtube suggestions. Like me


This is an old ass video but for me I subscribe like I like videos - without much thought. I am subscribed to over 1000 channels, to the point where I don't watch like half the videos in my subscriptions, making it more like a second recommended tab.

Are you also subscribed to Senzawa and/or Caravan Palace?

Like, I love your videos - but I just have so many


Lemon I have been a dead sub for a few channels in the past because of a loss in interest. Whenever I see a channel I don’t watch actively I tend to unsub. My ocd gets to me when there’s 200 channels in my sub feed I don’t watch. I like to believe I watch almost all of my subs at least once a week now but I have more cleanup to do.


Am going to be honest I just made this comment  just to let you know that I am a real subscriber and yes am smarter than a toaster


no, but seriously nice production value...


How much of your subs are just from the YTP years?


i try to comment but sometimes i just want to binge watch and chill you know?


I actually don't resent people with more subscribers than me, I try to look up to them. Some of them, I do resent, but mostly for other reasons.

Goddamnit I'm not gonna be looked up, huh?

I don't like you cuz you got a better number than me! Grrrrr.

That's a good way to look at subs if I say so myself


Now the default icons are the first letter of your name and some random color. I wonder how that would work for Arabic script or whatever.


Well, as you invite critique, I'll take a minor poke at your audio editing. Many of the clips/sound bites are ear-shockingly loud compared to your narration voice sound level


as of now 678 to 585 views<br>what a journey man can't wait to see it go on!

as of now 678 to 585 views
what a journey man can't wait to see it go on!


Have you thought about creating a new channel with your new approach of content? I'm in the same boat of higher subs low average views


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I'm subscribed to a bunch of shitty channels I watched when I was 12 and I'm too lazy to unsub.


Emplemon, do you still read you comments? You said then you try and read the comments you get. So I'd like to ask: Do you still do that today, after all the changes you've gone through?


I don’t really care about the sub count, I just feel bad for good channels with little subs, I just subscribe to try help


Youtube should promote channels that have high watch/subscriber ratios. Are there any data tools for searching for channels with high watch/subscriber ratios?


now that i know you read comments , ill try and leave them as soon as the next video comes out . Ill also try and make them concise but constructive


How do I know if someone is a Empty Subscribers


8:35 isnt that suicide note pt.2 from pantera?


sub count is meaning less just like the example you gave V-sauce and watch mojo but sometimes a subscriber is behind on your content that's all but yeah sometimes they are just empty subscribers

and yeah the LOL comment is such an annoying type of comment and it totally suck the fun out of the creative process


damn, all this time i didnt know you were serious about unsubscribing


Please , my ears is damaged :(<br>This video is amazing but my ears will not be the same ...

Please , my ears is damaged :(
This video is amazing but my ears will not be the same ...


Lesssgo!! Emp is a nonpinapple on pizza person


dude, just wanna say that you're probably one of the most innovative channels on this stink fest of a website. you have an unfiltered, raw style of commentary coupled with the literal best visuals i've seen, which definitely comes from your history as a ytp artist. not just that, you're genuine among a lot of fakeass youtubers around who are too busy being inoffensive puppets than coming off as actual human beings.


you have like, 4 times as much now, yet your views still get less, about 100k, I think those empty subs are still around, the same from 4 ys ago


As of July 8, 2019, EmpLemon has 461k subscribers and 435k views.


EmpLemon: Tries to understand the YouTube term "Subscriber"<br>Also EmpLemon: Missuses the term "Triggered"

EmpLemon: Tries to understand the YouTube term "Subscriber"
Also EmpLemon: Missuses the term "Triggered"


this is the memeiest unintentional asmr.


now he's getting more views than subs hahaha.........Damn yall need to sub more


now i see the method of this madness, understood but i fine either

Glad you made that second comment. Really cleared things up.


<b>Dude, I love your topics and arguments.  But please please please cut with the YTP styling and huge volume bursts.   Makes it fucking impossible to enjoy, despite the quality of the info you are presenting.</b>

*Dude, I love your topics and arguments.  But please please please cut with the YTP styling and huge volume bursts.   Makes it fucking impossible to enjoy, despite the quality of the info you are presenting.*


My empty sub rate on my most viewed video is -400%
18 subs
72 views


In 2019 it seems your subscribers stopped being empty. Or more unsubscried people like me watch you.


I get that you find the empty subscribers pointless... but a question I have is: why bother even addressing it if it genuinely doesn't matter?
You've got empty subscribers. They don't detract or add to your channel as far as I can tell. If anything, that subscriber number bait theory is a reason why having a higher number is a better thing. So like... why do you want people to unsub so badly? There's a negative effect you're touching on, but from your video I wasn't able to figure out what that was.
If another end goal is to inspire YouTube to change, then there you go, that's another potential reason, but we both know YouTube won't do shit.

It's also a matter of pride. It's like having a gigantic castle- amazing sub count, that looks like a god but is merely a fake paper castle that doesn't show its true strength

Black Hippy click through rate actually matters in the algorithm as well. If you have a bunch of empty subs then your channel will be less recommended in the algorithm.

FrameRater he's being educational. This is for the people that think subs equal view count. Like if your starting a channel this is something I'd suggest watching so I could guess that's why


It looks like you almost got what you want


Look at you now! Successful with something you enjoy again. I think?


Why does everybody H A T E  pineapple on pizza?


reminds me a lot of why filthyfrank quit filthyfrank


0:20 how long it takes to complete a TF2 mvm mannup tour


are you telling me
that in order to figure out an accurate measure of reality
I have to use... MULTIPLICATION?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


You could try making a new channel? Advertise it on this one and get real viewers to move over?


what is the ytp at 9:25? I distinctively remember that specific explosion sfx in a toy story ytp but it's been so long that i've forgotten the name


See this video on the popular internet platform known as "YouTube" is equal to nuttritionless matter that goes through the human intestines known as "s***"


02:11 my pet rock asks for number of this episode

Season 2 episode 9<br>"Chicken crosses the hole"

Season 2 episode 9
"Chicken crosses the hole"

Kevin Siungdung<br>Something very hard and rigid ;)

Kevin Siungdung
Something very hard and rigid ;)


i think it would be smart to make a channel on bitchute because YouTube is heading down hill and you might want a secondary cite to post your videos on


Pineapple on pizza is cool. I'll eat it if someone else orders it but I only do it myself every third blue moon


there is also the type of sub who is only subbed for 1 specific series, i have a bunch of chanels im subbed to where i only watch 1 in 10 videos because i dont care for the other content

You know you have a stable subscription if you have 40 channels subscribed for the content

Same here. There Is also a few channels i watch but upload too much content that I dont want filling up my feed so I dont sub.


I blame Shrek. Also #sticksoutfordiabeetus


When I see 280 lbs I think. "What the fuck are these measurements. Freedom units my ass."


Your content is good, I subbed, if you read this hi


Here we are 2021 and watchmojo is at some 23 million subscribers with their videos getting fewer than 100k

Looking at their videos they seem to average around 70k per video or in other words about 99.997% of their subscribers don’t watch their videos 0.003 % that’s less than half of a quarter of a single percent


Now I'm confused on if I should subscribe or not...


It's 2021 and now sub count has been relegated second fiddle to the algorithm


What if I subbed but don’t watch the YT poops?


What if the we empty sub is someone who just forgot about you


Summoning salt has like zero empty subscribers almost


Great reverse psychology, I now feel obligated to subscribe and never watch one of your videos again.


I used to watch frequently but now I don’t maybe that’s a part of the problem, BUT I DO UNDEAD SUB!


Nice video. 100% agree with the part that says pineapple on pizza is good.


11:33 leaving this here for my enjoyment


Pineapple belongs on pizza. That is a fact.


692k sub's 590k views. That's pretty damn close.


Legit question: how is the opposite called? A regular viewer who issnt subscribed.


I think my "MySpace" account is still out there... if that means anything to you (actually, that's a really bad reference... my bad)


Half of your subscribers are probably my old accounts that I forgot the passwords to


If I have 150 subs and get 150-1,500 views per video, am I 1000% popular?


When did you pick a version of Admiral Ackbar for an icon?


Emp, you may not like pineapple on pizza, but don't try to force me to not eat pineapple on pizza. Don't touch my hawaiian pizza.


people say subscribe to pewdiepie but that doesn't mean the new subs like his content


jeez, why do such old videos get recommended yet new videos don't get recommended


Pineapple on pizza is a mortal sin only if there is no ham.


What was that "I'm pressing it I'm pressing it!" clip from it was edited in hilariously

Michael Angelo i think from drake and josh


I will comment for ya buddy. I dont exactly trust you emp lemon soooooo their ya go.


not the tables have turned you get more views than how many subs you have or around<br>that

not the tables have turned you get more views than how many subs you have or around
that


Alright fine
I subscribed back to you after a year of being Unsubbed
I hope you have no strong feelings one way or another

All you do is COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN


Do people really stay subscribed to channels they don't watch?


Is ChocolateGamer69 the alternate reality PewDiePie...?<br>...like, I wanna know!

Is ChocolateGamer69 the alternate reality PewDiePie...?
...like, I wanna know!

Мбн Цринге Бох


the funny thing is that the views on this video is close to the sub sount


You don't say "This is shit".<br>You say "This is shit BECAUSE..."

You don't say "This is shit".
You say "This is shit BECAUSE..."


I need more loud noises, this is trash in its current state


Who doesn't enjoy a good old fashioned cheap thrill and slap on the dick with their truth bombs?


what if they were called "flab subscribers"


Can anyone identify the music from around 2:32 - 4:25? I checked the description but feel like I can't find it.


Before even watching the video, I just gotta say, I obviously dont watch every video that youtubers I'm subbed to release. I simply dont have time. And In not subbed to everyone I watch videos by either


Downward spiral: opposite of Tengen Toppa


Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. fact. Even the ones who say they like it just lie to piss everyone off


This even happens on a small scale. 13 subs and my most recent video has 2 views at the time of typing this.

162 subs. And.... Actually a decent number of views. Views are all over the place. More on the actual vids I put out and less on my music stuff.

You post Irregularly and only stuff that attracts very few people, Try to branch out.


Pineapple Pizza is my least favorite pizza


Perhaps some of the reason there's such a wide difference in sub count and view count is because YT likes being selective with who they notify and which videos they'll put in your sub feed. Just yesterday (12/29/18), the only way to see a 10-hour old video of somebody I am subbed to was to go to their channel. Just looked and it's still not visible in sub feed. This shit that started around a year ago still happens, so it's a feature that's here to stay rather than the bug they made it out to be.
Basically, it's protecting the virginal ears of users for when a channel has a shift in the type of content they produce, like if a gaming channel turns toxic gamer commentary channel. Oh my, we must think of the children. They may hear edgy opinions masked as satire. They'll corrupt the youth with their hip-swinging and rock 'n roll, err, I mean with their, uh, toxic masculinity and racism! Yeah!

Perhaps some of the reason there's such a wide difference in sub count and view count is because YT likes being selective with who they notify and which videos they'll put in your sub feed. Just yesterday (12/29/18), the only way to see a 10-hour old video of somebody I am subbed to was to go to their channel. Just looked and it's still not visible in sub feed. This shit that started around a year ago still happens, so it's a feature that's here to stay rather than the bug they made it out to be.
Basically, it's protecting the virginal ears of users for when a channel has a shift in the type of content they produce, like if a gaming channel turns _toxic gamer commentary channel._ Oh my, we must think of the children. They may hear edgy opinions masked as satire. They'll corrupt the youth with their hip-swinging and rock 'n roll, err, I mean with their, uh, toxic masculinity and racism! Yeah!


man you should do more smart videos like the trump one, your other videos are pretty boring


"listen very closely."<br>you think i'm some fucking amateur?

"listen very closely."
you think i'm some fucking amateur?


only EmpLemon would tell people to unsubscribe


Hey emplrmon. I have a quick idea on how to make clear that youbwant people to unsub to you. Add "unsubscribe dammit" before your name, or a varient of it. It might help trim a bit. But knowing youtube that wont change anything. Just a small idea that will inevitably drown under the LOL's and "this is shit"  comments


Subbed since '12 (honestly idk) "and i just cant get enough" (Black Guy Pees)


But EmpLemon what about those that bot subs and views?


He reads every comment?

You lost the game


M8 i have this problem too , i look beond the numbers and i see that i get 30 views per video in avrage while having 100 subs and no comments (like comments are the single way for me to feel that  human being is actualy watching my videos , and when i see get super excited , the kind of exitement that a pirate whould have when he sees land after 2 weeks at sea with no land in sight ,and yes i get a comment every 2 weeks )


phew good thing he said pineapple on pizza is disgusting or id have had to unsub hey guys is this meme still kool xd

Anyone who unironically thinks as I posted above, down the road. Not across the street. Jesus. But I used to be something of an empty subscriber when it came to content. Don't get me wrong. I'd view things, but viewing and subbing were the extent of my attachment to a name. I thought I was gonna be somebody and couldn't let my name get out, hahahahahelp.

>peak
Nope


Lol..i feel your pain..89% of people who watch mine are non subscribers:)


<b>Neutral opinion of pineapple on pizza</b>

The Octagon Master with Super Saiyan Vader Cruise your name is amazing


i enjoy the robo-dale guest star to introduce you


Latest example is T-series. Massive subcount but bare minimum view count


3:02 WHY AREN'T THE SIMPSONS GREEN IN THIS SCENE!!!!


3:23 I’ve heard this song somewhere and I have no idea where and it’s not listed in the description AAAAHH


the views for this video has nearly caught up


that's fucking 8 -bit Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group at like the very top of the video NICE


All I heard is HOOPLA<br>Also nice SPACEBALLS reference clip thing

All I heard is HOOPLA
Also nice SPACEBALLS reference clip thing


The views still haven't caught up unfortunately.


Like your vids but shit get annoying when random shit happens like keep it short.. example the sounds!!!!


the song in the Canadian moustache WatchMojo bit is called acceptable in the 80s


makes me feel like unsubscribing to all the youtube shchtuff I don't want to watch anymore


I don't believe that you've read 5000 comments on this video here. But I do respect you.


You also get subscribed to random YouTubers which is odd.


I just noticed I have "Top 10 Most  Hilarious deaths in Anime" from WatchMojo....WTF! Talking about actually showing that dead horse as content!


Honestly, I’m so glad the mlg editing disappeared


But for real tho im subscribed to a bunch of people that I never subscribed to or dont remember doing so..


'member when emp wasn't trying to turn into game theory? I 'member

Thomas Avena  I DON'T CARE <br>ITS COOL JUST ENJOY IT😠😠

Thomas Avena  I DON'T CARE
ITS COOL JUST ENJOY IT😠😠

+Civilized Joke understand the reference

'member when game theory was great and not so navel-gazing?

An Uncle Gubsy Theory
GUBBING INTENSIFIES

An Uncle Gubsy Theory
*GUBBING INTENSIFIES*

@064razor Would you be willing to take the Snowdog challenge? Y'know thats how Jay-Z got in the Illuminati


My name is SpongeBob Pinapple Pizza
I am 110 years old
My favorite color is crimson
I’m a real human being
Yes I am

@Renszic It's still random. They doesn't say whether they like Pineapple Pizza or not, just that their name is Spongebob Pineapple Pizza.

@ManyNames did you not see the part where emp says, <br>“you don’t know them, you don’t know what their favourite colour is or if they like pineapple pizza”

@ManyNames did you not see the part where emp says,
“you don’t know them, you don’t know what their favourite colour is or if they like pineapple pizza”

@The Dane Humor is subjective, and I use my view to say that it's not funny. What isn't subject is the relation to the video, which there is at least very little of. My point is the original comment is largely unrelated to the main video.

@ManyNames Well, that's a subjective matter.

@The Dane If this is what the Internet is going to become, a lot of fun will be drained.

@The Dane Doesn't help the connection at all. It's not connected to the main video at all. It's not even funny.

An_Annoying_Cat should have waited another 310 years


im going to say it, ear rape isnt funny.


What should happen is if you dont watch a channels video for over month


yo, where can i get a copy of that downward spiral remix by paperking99?

Smash dat mfkin link in the description, boi


Aaaaaand now I’m sad that I’m one of those impulsive subs...


Its 2021 you have 768k sub but your average view per cid is 1.5 mil


I do watch the videos... Sometimes I just don't comment because I don't think I have anything interesting to say so I don't.


I also think that pineapple are disgusting on pizza


'Member when subscriber numbers mattered ? 'Cause I 'member.

I member!! When you're a small youtuber. Other than that no


<b>WAIT</b> you can't unsub if you're not subbed yet

*WAIT* you can't unsub if you're not subbed yet


My IQ is the same as my subscriber count<br>67

My IQ is the same as my subscriber count
67


this vid has 468k views
at the time of writing this, you have 491k
nice


I just sub’d last week, but this video’s 3 years old... should I stay or should I go?


I became an empty subscriber for a while when I wasn’t into ytps but ended up coming back when I saw this new age of content from you


2019 late to the party: 430k views and 458 subs


If it means anything<br>Video essay (with little poop) > diarrhea

If it means anything
Video essay (with little poop) > diarrhea


Hi from 2019 Pineapple and pizza is still gross...


I think it would be a legitimately good idea to have "Thanks for unsubscribing" as your outro.

I come from the future! He does use that for this outros now

I mean this with the best regards. I thought it was hilarious


I'm unsubscribing, I'm still going to watch your videos, but with the volume turned right down and my eyes closed.


Cool theory, but can I get my hearing back?


MY FAVORite pizza is pineapple w/ ranch and meatlovers


Weird because I unsubbed when you stopped making poops, grew up, and now I'm back.


Im sorry but i had to point this out. When he said when his comments were constructive all i saw (besides the barneyisperverted comment) was this is beautiful or this is pretty good. how is that anymore constructive than this is shit?


I wonder how many of my subscribers know I have content


The documentaries are pretty sick nasty ngl


There's an old german saying "zis ist shiza'


pineapple on pizza is good*<br>*for me at least

pineapple on pizza is good*
*for me at least


It's an interesting topic. And don't forget that there are some dead accounts that are subbed to you. Some people maybe subbed a year ago but don't go on YouTube at all anymore. I remember I had a dead account from when I was like 13, and I subbed to people that I'm no longer subbed to, so I still add to their sub count but don't watch them anymore. And then there are some people that I'm subbed to on this account and the old one so essentially I subbed twice to some people. So maybe a lot of these aren't people that are just skipping over you in their sub feed, maybe they just aren't present anymore. And they'll probably never unsub since they'll probably never come back to the account. I get the feeling a vast majority of your empty subs are like that since you were previously a YTP channel. Some people just grew out of it. I've been watching some you your new videos lately and I can see potential. A lot of videos about talking current events or interesting topics with added memes and or earrape seems to have a growing audience. Oh and one more thing. This is shit.


Notifications don't work.

Feed rarely shows channel im subscribed to.

Subscribed to more than im willing to scroll through my feed.

Subscribed to more than i have time to ever watch.

Did i mention notifications don't work?

Spend hours debating people on the comment section to improve my lacking social skills due to having too large of a subscription list.

Reply notifications don't work either.

Send help.

More videos are longer that 15min and i watch them anyway.

Sometimes i just listen to them as background noise while doing chores when they are 1hr+ long and still can't keep up.

Are subscriber counts like social media numbers? The amount of deceased users outnumber the living ones and only grows larger?

Will subscriber counts become a graveyard stele 50 years from now?

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Im so smart Im not even subscribed in the first place


Hello. Male, 47 and pineapple pizza is seems gross. To be honest, I’ve never tried it though


оригинальный коментатор


Even though nobody cares, my favorite color is yellow. Now you know!


Lemon- just please, make any sense at all

Comments- fine, this is shit because i said so (;


"lol" had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Edit: omg thanks 4 2k likes i luv you all💖💖💖💖💖


Am I strange for disliking my my sub count for being high? I haven’t made a single video. Yet I have over 50 subs. And meanwhile my best friend who actually makes amazing videos has less than half the subs I have. I get subs just because I make comments that are witty(I have nearly a thousand likes on a comment that was posted on a video from 2015(my account isn’t even a year old)). And for the occasional tease at what videos I might make. And because I support small channels that actually do post content. Seriously, it’s like this:
Me: * attempts to promote channel *
Me: * gains subs *
The channel I’m trying to promote gains no subs.
Me: excuse me what the fuck

Am I strange for disliking my my sub count for being high? I haven’t made a single video. Yet I have over 50 subs. And meanwhile my best friend who actually makes amazing videos has less than half the subs I have. I get subs just because I make comments that are witty(I have nearly a thousand likes on a comment that was posted on a video from 2015(my account isn’t even a year old)). And for the occasional tease at what videos I might make. And because I support small channels that actually do post content. Seriously, it’s like this:
Me: * attempts to promote channel *
Me: * gains subs *
The channel I’m trying to promote gains no subs.
Me: _excuse me what the fuck_


Tell me now, I was subscribe long ago but YouTube did stuff.

You hate pineapple pizza
I love pineapple pizza

And chocolate chip Pizza or cream

But I won't hate you cause why, you brought YtP to my life.

And now it's time to rise weather the new YouTubers well gain or make deals,

Your kind of YouTubers like myself long ago will live


that leafy joke hits different now that he is terminated


Pineapple on Pizza is disgusting

Prove me Wrong


oh this video was uploaded on my birthday <br>epic

oh this video was uploaded on my birthday
epic


The third set of subscribers are pity subscribers aka my subscribers they saw my videos wow worst ytps I ever saw I'm gonna subscribe to cheer him up. Well they aren't wrong about my content being shit


I really want to believe that you are a big NIN fan


Now your dead sub % is like 5% atta boy emp


I understand not wanting empty Subscribers. I hate asking people to subscribe, especially if I know they wouldn't enjoy my content. I want my subs to be people who actively want to watch my videos whenever I upload them. Good job EmpLemon.


You should do a YouTube Poop of a movie called Little Nemo: Adventures In Slumberland.


Pineapple on pizza? How about cheddar cheese on apple pie? People actually eat that shit.


Im not empty Im just not fully present still love me <3


U made it homie. u in the big leagues now <br>Give some credit to the empty’s who made ur channel have a chance at the algorithm gamble games

U made it homie. u in the big leagues now
Give some credit to the empty’s who made ur channel have a chance at the algorithm gamble games


I like pineapple on pizza. I think it is fine.


Two seconds of Suicide Note Pt.2 and you didn't get flagged for it?


Let's measure the empty subscribers of PewDiePie and T-Series.


What about people like me who watch a lot of your videos but aren't subscribed :p


And this video was from 2016. How did you all find this comment?

IlluminatiGames 1623676 NO! ThIs IS pAtrIcK!!!!!!!!


12:09 Ha omfg he said "some random quote from the video" loooooooooooooooooooooooool


I feel people sub to pews cuz he’s the most popular YouTuber


man if loud = funny than this vid is exceedingly funny 😂😂😂