>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that not everyone is going to care about/watch every video you make.
>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that most people don't have strong enough feelings to wax poetic about YTPs.
>Takes 15+ minutes to miss the point that when you pee in someone's Cheerios they aren't going to go into a long essay on the specifics of why they don't like you peeing in said cereal.
Come on now.

"they aren't going to go into a long essay on the specifics of why they don't like you peeing in said cereal."
Because it's a pretty safe assumption that the person who took a piss in your cereal knows exactly why you dislike it. If it's clear that the person genuinely does not understand, you may want to actually make that essay (and you should). Your analogy only works if it seems like EmpLemon's trying to make his videos bad or alienating, like Frying Dory (assuming the intent is apparent in that video--i haven't seen it [Edit: looking at it now and it seems to be just a PSA; i thought it was a parody YTP or something]).

Also, there's a dislike button. Saying "this is shit" is completely pointless.

It's less like him pissing in your cereal and more like him giving you the brand of cereal you don't like.If they don't really tell you why they don't like that specific type of cereal and just say''This brand is shit!'',then it's only natural for you to call them idiots

@Pepperoni Blaster<br>Poor little safespace dwellers.

@Pepperoni Blaster
Poor little safespace dwellers.

>Takes 15+ minutes to save you 15% or more on car insurance.

So me not wanting to make a video is equivalent to me pissing in your cereal. Okay. Ok. I'm sure you're just a wonderful ball of sunshine in real life, and you're only being nasty here as an outlet. Good luck with the rest of your life, my friend.


11:01 11:02
Just leaving thia here bookmark for future "epiphamies"


This might be a stupid question but what’s the song at the very beginning of the video


Who’s here in 2019? I think it’s still solid!


To be fair, most people do not garbage collect their online accounts.  <br>I try to, and sometimes do, but not always.

To be fair, most people do not garbage collect their online accounts.
I try to, and sometimes do, but not always.


I am a person, I look like a person, I'm 20, male, my favorit colour is purple, I don't like pineapple on pizza


Hello! I am a living, breathing human, here to verify that I am a living breathing human.


P I N E A P P L E   I S   T H E   O N L Y   T R U E   P I Z Z A   T O P P I N G


PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS AWESOME! HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME EMPLEMON?!?!?!?!

lol jk 😅😅😅😅

Srsly though...love pineapple on pizza...just me though apparently...

😂😂😂😂


If my iq is lower than my chromie count, then it’s at most 67 :>


Well I mean your ratio is pretty decent now


The Widow's Son this comment didn’t make me feel anything to be honest 😐


Summary:if u have subscribed and don't like the current content unsubscribe you donuts of YouTube


Molt, former clash royal and BTD battle YouTuber with like 95% empty subscribers now that no one likes those games anymore


WHEN THE HELL DID I SUBSCRIBE TO YOU!!??


Wonder if a WatchMojo YTP could be possible...It'd be interesting. Also, these types of videos are pretty interesting. I feel as if I'm seeing a cool, new side to the channel, especially considering the stuff that's been happening lately.

Look up "Top 10 Anime Battles" and you'll find something similar to a YTP. It's not technically YTP (it's completely different), but if still makes fun of WatchMojo.

NintendoPlayerSega there are some watchmojo ytp. Plus, people like dathings2 have made videos over instructional commercial videos.


So that why many big channels have so many videos that can't make more than 500k views


8:10 Im somehow doing better than xSlayder ,  a gigantic romanian youtuber

(1158557 (subs) - 50000 (views , they usualy reach like 20-30 but he has some big videos and i wanted a optimisic case here) / 1158557 = 0.95684286573  (95% empty subs)

And here is me:

(149 - 30) - 149 =  0.79865771812 ( 79% empty subs ), if i look at my analitcs i got only 22 views from my subs in 29 days , i got a lot of 0 views till a 1 view spike came in then  a sudden 14 views spike came in , and there is a 2 view and a 6 virew slope that is still continuing)


15:30, nah, until you get permabanned, bro. ;-)


bruh dont lie we know you paid for the subs ;)


YouTube should remove subscribers when they don't watch your videos for 6 months. EDIT: or a year

@Normal EU4 player he would get 10 mil views on anything he puts out anyway

But some YouTubers take that long to upload new videos, and their subscribers are aware of that and just eagerly waiting (ex. DHMIS series). If YouTube automatically removed those subscribers it would not be fair, y'know? It might even contribute more to the quantity over quality thing because the content creators will be desperate to keep whatever subscribers they can latch on to.


i need at least 3 videos i like to subscribe to a channel...
btw this is the 5th time im subscribed to you...
for whatever reason im getting unsubscribed from certain channels yours being one of them...


Hey emp is the fact that pineapple pizza is good nor nah.


today is today bro <br>got to smoke fast BRO !!!!

today is today bro
got to smoke fast BRO !!!!


Several people I'm subscribed to are actually dead.


deep-frying a pan-fried, refried and fried nemo.


I'm Cody
I'm 5' 11"
I'm 26 years years old
I'm a male
My favorite color is yellow
and I do like pineapple on pizza.


If you want people to listen to your videos, it's probably a good idea to not fucking blow their eardrums, k?


I’m subscribed, but notifications for your new videos don’t pop up


Pineapple on pizza is cool but have you tried <b>grape fruit on pizza?</b>

Pineapple on pizza is cool but have you tried *grape fruit on pizza?*

For real. This video made such great point.


my ego (sub count) is kinda small so far


I know you posted this three years ago but now I’m desperately wanting your attention, notice me daddy.


Pineapple on pizza is ok. Not good just ok.


Holy shit this is hilarious. I'm not used to this good surreal comedy


Watched a couple of your video. I like what you do my only criticism is the use of ear rape. Honestly, I dont get it. its not funny most time, just annoying. But I appreciated everything else you do and like that, it is used sparingly. I do wonder though. why have it at all?  Anyways Subscribed.


Every is talking about pineapple pizza
Are we forgetting the sardine pizza?

Every is talking about pineapple pizza
*Are we forgetting the sardine pizza?*

I prefer Hawaiian over all other pizzas. You shouldn't bash it if you haven't tried it, and I highly recommend that you do.

Wait, do people actually do that? Is it a US thing? It sounds disgusting


Pineapple on pizza tastes good. Also, have you heard of youtube.com/subscribers?


Cutting to loud noises does not help you make your case

this was from the 2016 era, loud noises have become less common


I feel like you say buckle your fuckle at the start of every video


But do you really read the comments? Even on the old vids?


Who here thinks that pineapple on pizza is Absolutely Disgusting

Pineapple on pizza is

fucking

D I S G U S T I N G .

The White Wolf  I like pizza, I like pineapples, and I like pizzas with pineapples! I don't get why nobody likes them?

vladimir putin sweat? you mean sweet right?

ill just copy paste my comment

i like pineapple on pizza

some pineapples like cheap pineapple tastes like shit and gets all soggy

but if it's a good pineapple it doesn't get soggy and when you bite the pizza you get a taste of the ham And some of the ches
and the tasty pizza bread T he bread is generally Dry... so when you take a good old taste of pineapple pizza you get A piece of juicy Fruit

and it's sweat so it goes with HAM

Yeah but Hawaiian pizza is great though.

I don't really like pineapple in general.


Yo my man you got some active subs or you cracked the algorithm code or something as of recently


The edition makes this vídeo unwatchable, It's too much and I'm weak


What's the song in the intro? I never see it listed :0


IQ is lower then my chromosome count...ITS OvEr 9000!!!!!


how come pewdiepie doesn't get 70 million views a video?????


jokes on you my chromosome count is above 300 B)


God, that 280 lb fat-piece-of-shit analogy hits too close to home.

And now after watching about 15 seconds further into the video, I apologize for my comment.


very good edit, but way too much memes. just stop.

How about no? They add so much more color to the commentary.

Romanian HD Mapping <b>DOWNWARD SPIRAL</b>

To all the people who keep saying this: if you don't want memes in these videos, then you're on the wrong YouTube channel.

A  N  D  Y  O  U  S  H  O  U  L  D  P  R  O  B  L  A  B  Y  U  N  S  U  B  S  C  R  I  B  E

To all the people who keep saying this: if you don't want memes in these videos, then you're on the wrong YouTube channel.

*A  N  D  Y  O  U  S  H  O  U  L  D  P  R  O  B  L  A  B  Y  U  N  S  U  B  S  C  R  I  B  E*

Romanian HD Mapping <b>even more generic reply</b>

Romanian HD Mapping *even more generic reply*

Romanian HD Mapping <b>generic reply</b>


Im subscribed, i dont comment much but hey, if you want me to, im here to stay, i would love to <b>UNSUBSCRIBE</b> but i love your videos too much, if only i could use notifications without having to subscribe.

Im subscribed, i dont comment much but hey, if you want me to, im here to stay, i would love to *UNSUBSCRIBE* but i love your videos too much, if only i could use notifications without having to subscribe.


My only complaint is not liking the way you say majority lmao


lol, on one video i have like 100+ views yet I have 12 subs XD


Free Hand by Gentle Giant, great song and great band


I'm sorry I subscribed but lost that account


pro please stop making the video loud all of a sudden


i wonder if stupid still reads comments on these vids


Empty sub #1956 here.
You make goud content i am viewer and i like video its good video yes nice i like. I shall now disamapear now


P I N E A P P L E   I S   T H E   O N L Y   T R U E   P I Z Z A   T O P P I N G

In Italy, the cops would show up an hour late since people in Italy always are late for fucking everything and when they do show up, it would just be some old woman that would offer you wine and get drunk with you to convince you to stop eating pineapple pizza. That is Italy in a nutshell.

I love baked peas on my piZzzzaz. Plus the third cheeto from every bag.

Just have bread and pineapple. That is the ultimate pizza.

In Italy you would be jailed and tortured ^_^'

Gabe The Babe N O . V A P O R W A V E I S T H E O N L Y T R U E P I Z Z A T O P P I N G .


I am in the process of evolving my channel from LGBTQ advice to commentary. It’s quite a huge jump, but watching your videos has helped me so much. I do YouTube because I love it, and hearing your perspectives helps me to tackle the more frustrating aspects I encounter when creating content. So thank you. :)


bro why the fuck does dairy queen take 1 fucking hour each hour


he still makes ytps he just makes them how and when he wants to

It doesn't matter if you make them for fun of not


Unpopular opinion: I am one of your subscribers and i exist


WHAT IS THE MUSIC AT 2:30.  I KNOW THIS MUSIC

It’s the that one new grounds game

the game?


No, both are great by themselves. You get me?


Lol "this is shit!" And also Yesh I know


only likw 3 years after this video came out its more reflective!


pineapples ok.<br>but orange is the better topping.

pineapples ok.
but orange is the better topping.


A lot of the time when I "empty subscribe" it's because I want to support the creator but don't want to watch any videos

@Infineable  I think a like or  a comment will do it to but hey, its ur choise.
The thing is the ghost subs are the reason why he was so pissed of and had  to make the Video because of this exact reason, and from an creator view i totaly understand  him but hey:
Still ur choise :D

@Max Mustermann I might not watch them but I want to support them

@Infineable okay good point. But.. I think why sub to some who i dont even watch? :D<br>I try to remember myself to like a vid realy everytime when  i think it deserv it or i simply liket it for the algorythm too.

@Infineable okay good point. But.. I think why sub to some who i dont even watch? :D
I try to remember myself to like a vid realy everytime when  i think it deserv it or i simply liket it for the algorythm too.

@Max Mustermann having more subs will make the algorithm reccomend you to more people


6:28 ERIC ANDRE: *NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 🌙 💀*.mp4

4150 Subscribers Before He Leaves Earth?


<b>InSeRt RaNdOm FuNnY qUoTe FrOm ThE vIdEo</b>

*InSeRt RaNdOm FuNnY qUoTe FrOm ThE vIdEo*


I got an about about a car right when they said not to buy cars


as i watch this there are 557k subs and 512k views


Some poor guys speakers are fucked from this vid


not like you care but.. neither do i care about you caring: my fav colour is red, im 26, from Croatia, and i don't like pineapple on pizza


Eu não comento porque eu não falo inglês 🤷🏾♂


HAHA LOL<br>"LOL WITH SOME RANDOM QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO"

HAHA LOL
"LOL WITH SOME RANDOM QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO"


Personally I was loving you channel until you smoke sacrilege of not liking pineapple on pizza unsubscribe


hello i am real human and i am currently enjoying this video


Donut is not the proper spelling. It’s doughnut


omg this is like a documentary on pewdiepie!


This isn't shit. This is poop. Know Your Poop.


LOL <b>some random quote from the video</b>


I do not like this Emp I like the newer one

this emp is the reason current emp exists


I have been sent from the future to close the pool.


Wow this a fresh of breadth air , lal...


What about people that watch but don’t subscribe?


A vapid comment that means nothing without context. Good editing and style 7/10


I can't unsubscribe if I'm not subscribed


Well good think that his channel is now under weight


Ever consider creating a brand new chanel to leave purgatory for good.


god im so hungry please stop talking about donuts


My Iq is lower than my average view count.


pinaplle in pizza is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood


What is with the way you over pronounce majorly? It's like you're saying May-jourly.


You would be more successful if you didn't have random loudness throughout your videos. Seriously it's annoying as fuck and not funny at all.


And as of 2 0 2 0-
Subs: 516K
Views: 484K


PiNeApPlE On PiZza BeTtEr ThAn NUTritionaL ThInG sO It is GuD


Patrolling the comments section almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Loud = funny? Idk, i dont mind it but please mix it with other types of humour... people really appreciate stuff that's actually funny on yt.


since you read every comment

KRAH KRAH SCURR SCURR TURN UP SKRRT SKRRT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRAAAAAAH LOLOLOLOLOLOL


One of these comments could be a bot....


I’m taking a shit right now and its really stinky. I’m half way threw the video and once its done I’ll leave. Any advice?


oy mate you sure it was 80%? i mean i watch people shit for months and never sub


Ｄ Ｏ Ｗ Ｎ Ｗ Ａ Ｒ Ｄ Ｓ Ｐ Ｉ Ｒ Ａ Ｌ

Ｄ Ｏ Ｗ Ｎ Ｗ Ａ Ｒ Ｄ Ｓ Ｐ Ｉ Ｒ Ａ Ｌ


the Blar of the volume is to much ,,, Stop with the overloud Blar!

Complaining about the editing of a video from 4 years ago


You are wrong, lemon. Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

Objection! Do you have anything that will convince this comment section that fruits on pizza is viable?


i subscribed you just to spite you, because you think that pewople unsubscribe to you. because i'm using the reverse psohology.


i am greatful that i have active subscribers


LOL "Some random quote from the video."

Ha, made you read an unoriginal comment again!


that number right below his name, 20, 2016


Ha you won’t ever read this, lover boy! It will never be seen!!!


Good commentary.<br>Disliked the video for insulting pineapple pizza tho

Good commentary.
Disliked the video for insulting pineapple pizza tho


This is bad....  You better have saw this coment and amazing critique


Peepee poopoo Vdbhxvbcc
Wtf how is this made in 2016

Emp this looks like you made it in 2012


For fucks sake whats with this ear rape?!?!?


You are one of the smartest youtubers I’ve ever seen. You make amazing, in-depth explanations on topics, all while keeping up the funny and random YTP style in your videos. Props👌


I feel like this is the only youtuber I can watch that can actually make me feel interested to watch more videos... keep up the good work 👌


I subscribed to your channel, but I enjoy a lot of the content you make, even if its a theory, rant or YTP. I think you're doing pretty well. Keep up the quality content.


Just discovered your channel due to your recent Spongebob episode quality theory, and have been watching your backlog. Just have to say I appreciate how you deliver theories like an essay and how you’re not afraid to express your opinion as I assume as genuine to yourself as possible.


Quality content mate. I like the way you explain things and provide well thought out commentary.


I feel like what sets you apart to this day is that you master mixing your YTP skills with commentaries to keep up the comedy


This content really brought back some old memories. I've been around on youtube since its conception. I was the outsider that appealed to youtube. Hell, I was making shit content on YTMND back when that was still a thing. I've attempted five different channels since the dawn of youtube, and none have ever gotten past 300 subs. Funny enough, that 300 subs was from my first attempt, which was me just playing the saxophone as a high schooler, but with that tiny sub base, I was able to actually run into someone who watched my videos. It was instantly gratifying to know that I had met someone hundreds of miles away who called me out in public. Then everything went to utter shit, and to me that point was when money got involved more heavy handedly than it was before. Ages ago, it was an honor to actually receive money due to your videos. Then the floodgates opened and now all people want to do is make money off of fuckin' youtube. Greed muddied the rich pond, and now its a swamp, and has been for many years. I was in awe when pewdiepie actually started to take off. His content was and still is the most pandering shit I've seen, but at least he had the decency to hide it's grossness. Now? I can hardly stomach to look at most content, because I know its just more of the same sell out corporatist bullshit. Over the last year or so, I've had the sort of itch to try one more time on youtube with this channel I'm posting this on, but I know not a damn person will watch it because of how fucked the greedy shitweasle of a swamp this disgusting site is. Whats the point? I never cared about the money or the fame... I just wanted to make content that I knew at least SOMEONE would watch. No, instead I get the five or ten clicks that were probably me accidentally fucking clicking on the damn video. Anyway, guess I wanted to say thanks for the walk down memory lane.


What I like so much about your videos is that, among all the ** <b>K N O W L E D G E</b> ** is some actually well done memes and YTP. This combination makes for unending viewing pleasure, since once you get bored of commentary, the video switches to YTP and makes you laugh, sometimes seemingly at the exact moment when you’re feeling in the mood for it.

What I like so much about your videos is that, among all the ** *K N O W L E D G E* ** is some actually well done memes and YTP. This combination makes for unending viewing pleasure, since once you get bored of commentary, the video switches to YTP and makes you laugh, sometimes seemingly at the exact moment when you’re feeling in the mood for it.


Great video, and interesting points. I get where you’re coming from completely when it comes to cultivating an audience.


Hey Emp, I will say I've been a subscriber for a while and have always enjoyed your content. While I'd love to see you make another YTP, I will say I've enjoyed the shit out of your YouTube Culture videos. I used to upload my content on YT but the wise Disciples from the church of Montizon came after me and kept striking down my vids, so I gave up uploading on this platform. Keep up the good work though man! Your shit always makes my day!


Never thought about this sort of thing until you brought it to light with this video.  I'm definitely staying more turned to your content 👍


That ending, man...it's the best use of "Just The Same" by Gentle Giant that I've ever seen in a Youtube video.

Also the only one.

Your quest to use every underrated prog rock song from the '70s in your videos is a noble one, and I salute you.

That ending, man...it's the best use of "Just The Same" by Gentle Giant that I've ever seen in a Youtube video.

Also the only one.

Your quest to use _every_ underrated prog rock song from the '70s in your videos is a noble one, and I salute you.


I found this channel through your ranting videos and I like how you mix ytp with well researched argument points


I have massive admiration for Youtubers that have very few empty subscribers that have very few empty subscribers, no matter how many total subscribers they have. It is sad to see Pewdiepie or other large Youtubers that I watch get less than 20% of their subscriber count reflected in their views.


You make good points, but I think many of the empty subscribers are just new subscribers who haven't watched your older content.


I love your videos. You have a great way of putting things


I just subscribed to you a few days ago, but I really love your rants a lot more than your YTPs. I actually haven't watched your YTPs but in one of your rants, you talked about them as an art, so I'm going to watch some of those next because you cared. But when I stay subscribed to someone I don't watch like I do with Game Grumps, I do it because I know they're a good channel and I want to show support, plus it makes them more likely to show up in searches, even if I've kind of moved on from their type of humor


Well from what I can tell if you want to calculate empty subscribers you should add up the total views for an average 24 hr period, and then subtract the average amount of "leaking views" (from subscribers that watched multiple videos) and the actual subscriber count is indicitive. Still really low for WatchMojo though


Honestly, I like that you're able to balance YTPs and commentaries and make both funny.


Your videos are actually smarter than people think and I don't think I have ever seen a more genuine guy on YouTube.


This is exactly why i didn't subscribe when i first found your channel, i only watched the commentary videos and the ytp's. It's just like followers on social media, more aint always merrier.


HULLO! I'm new to this channel, and I've really been enjoying it... Except for one thing: Your exceptionally large number of ear rapes. Don't get me wrong; I also think they are funny. TO AN EXTENT. One or two in a video: hee hee ho ho. When you've got 5 or more: I think to myself, using your vocabulary, only the outsiders among outsiders can sit through this shit. I do not fall into that category. I obviously haven't really reached galaxy brain at this point in time. I might even be considered a detestable normie among this crowd do to not caring nearly as much about memes (which I did love at one point mostly during the dat boi and harambe age) and YouTube in general. My favorite sources of media are music, manga, and anime. NEVER ANIME MUSIC THO. That is pure trash. YouTube is a place I go when I feel burnt out from all the shit I consume, or feel that there is no more worthy shit left to consume, and I'm not in the mood for digging just for one or two diamonds in the rough. You were introduced to me by my cousin not too long ago, and I feel you are one of the few channels that can keep me coming back for more. I just ask that you tone down the ear rapes a bit. Maybe to one per five minutes of a video's length? I don't give a shit. Anyway, the amount of ear rapes in this particular video can only possibly be enjoyed by maybe 1% of people. This number does not count those that stay and watch DESPITE how many ear rapes there are do to how awesome and unique your channel is. I might be wrong. Watch a dozen people all commenting that they'd prefer one ear rape per minute. Or, what's more likely to happen is that this comment is completely ignored because it's way too fucking long, and it's basically a meaningless tangent that could most likely consist of a fraction of the lines and accomplish the same thing. If one person reads this that'd be sweet.


You got me interested in the YTP community. I was wondering if you could go into more detail on how YTP's are made. I want to make a few yet, I have no knowledge on basic video editing.


How to know if a channel is more successful:

1. Calculate the empty subscriber rate for both channels being compared.
2. If both have the same empty subscriber rate, or roughly similar, then decide by subscriber count.


Drinking game: Watch every EmpLemon video and take a shot everytime he says "down-word spiral".


I like how since the downward spiral started emplemon has only gotten more popular, only accelerating the downward spiral.


Your editing was so on point around this time


For some reason I can’t intake any actual information from this video. I’m watching it, I’m processing it, but it’s like everything is going in one ear and out the other. Except “A lot of subscribers don’t watch the videos H E R G G G G “<br>Good point though, I personally am heavily guilty of this having probably over 100 channels I’m subbed too, yet hardly watch 5 or 6 of them.

For some reason I can’t intake any actual information from this video. I’m watching it, I’m processing it, but it’s like everything is going in one ear and out the other. Except “A lot of subscribers don’t watch the videos H E R G G G G “
Good point though, I personally am heavily guilty of this having probably over 100 channels I’m subbed too, yet hardly watch 5 or 6 of them.


I'm not an empty subscriber. I just only watch your commentary videos.


I love how the music playing during "Top 10 Canadian Actor Moustaches of the 80s" is "Acceptable in the 80s" I feel like a loser for knowing that song from a snowboarding game


I can only see 32 of my 88 apparent subscribers. Youtube insists that they remove subscribers from the count when their accounts are deleted, and "Only subscribers who share their subscriptions publicly are shown."

I still haven't heard of a single person that likes pineapple pizza or place that serves it. Hawaiian pizza is pretty great though.

9:36 sounds very familiar, and I'm pretty sure it's not in the description.

It really is difficult to fathom how Watchmojo has pumped out 10s of thousands of videos of the same generic junk over recent years, on top of creating that channel in January 2007.

Oh yeah, I haven't been subscribed to anyone for years, and it seems to be staying that way.

11:59 "THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM"


"But thats just a spiral! A downward spiral!"

So in class last week we discussed if words can cause physical pain, and now I have come to the certain conclusion that it can cause #OUCH


Emp lemon you are in my opinion a good quality youtuber
Better that markiplier or any other popular youtuber
GOOD JOB!!! (By the way did i hear bohemian rhapsody when you said no?)


funny thing is,  started enjoying your channel (and a lot my mutuals who watch you) after the cancer nemo garbage. while we all appreciate it, i think we can all agree that this is of higher quality


I usually stay subbed to re-watch the old stuff, even if they don't upload anymore. I only unsub if I no longer find the videos entertaining, like Smosh, I used to watch them a lot, but now I find them repetitive and boring.


Weird...it's almost as if empty subscribers who don't watch your videos don't see the parts of your videos where you ask them to unsubscribe...that's so weird.


Concept: most people don't unsubscribe when they slowly drift away from a channel


For me, a subscriber is like a filled contract. I make content, and they watch it.


Emp I just wanna say thank you for being brutally honest. I never actually realized how many channels I am now an empty subscriber too. Gonna clean up those Subscriptions


I wish that your subscriber count made it so your videos would get noticed more, that way empty subscribers can be helpful


These aren't all empty though, people watch some of your videos but not others. Not everyone watches every video from channels they subscribe to, but they usually watch some from each of those channels


i only wanted to leave a comment about pizza, but now you've prompted me to prove i'm real, so youknow, I really enjoy how this very thought out and well constructed argument is juxtaposed with ridiculous shittily compressed memes. It really brings out the flavor of your content, and I watch every second of content and consider it and gratefully await the next episode. I'm not one to leave a comment simply saying 'That's good!' or I used to not be, but recently I started to do that. I do still enjoy leaving a comment like this every once and a while though. Sometimes I subscribe people just to show that I support them, but I always check back to make sure if I could, I would watch their content. If I don't like what they're making, even if I don't regularly watch, maybe I do unsub. I recently subscribed to pewdiepie after refusing to be a subscriber to him for years simply due to his over popularity. But I like the videos he's making now. And maybe soon I won't. Who knows.


You're better now. This content is gold imo. This is not the downwards spiral, but the birth of a new empire, except this time my emperor, your subjects will be loyal.


You know, almost every video you post has prog rock on it. Do you like the stuff?


5:36 that was one of the funniest edits I think I’ve seen in a while


Maybe subs should only last a certain amount of time or if you don't watch any of the videos for a certain amount of time you're removed. I understand your point and have thought the exact same thing...what about all those people who just sub everything and don't watch videos or whatever other scenario where the people who are subbed should be removed. Whatever...maybe YouTube will change/fix it up in the future.


after 9 years of grinding youtube, im at 4.2k subs at a rate of 90% ghost subs (according to your formula), dang... fuck this place lol i remember switching to instagram when it got really bad, and sure enough instagram is much worse now and thinking about refocusing on youtube again... but being a recent sub to your channel and watching the downspiral of youtube video i dont even know why i even bother...


Must’ve meant i had a full subscribers, cause i used to have like 500 subs and had a video with around 25k views.


AND THE PORTENT OF ASCENSION WAS LAID<br>Grats my dude. Ya made it

AND THE PORTENT OF ASCENSION WAS LAID
Grats my dude. Ya made it


I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who had ever questioned it


I will always sub to EmpLemon if just for his opinion on Pineapple Pizza.


I actually got an ad on this video's intermission.

I thought it was part of the video before it went 30 seconds about WinMiner or something like that.


So, right now (as I'm commenting this comment), you have like 86% empty sub rate, keep making good content!

8/13/2018


Pineapple is not good on pizza<br>Change my mind.

Pineapple is not good on pizza
Change my mind.


I am not unsubscribing I love you as a person but no homo though also I love the new content you make hopefully you grow large with a community to talk too


0:16 Shhh! You're makin us miss the downward spiral!


It's the perfect blend of sweet and salty


AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LIVES FOR EMP'S RANTS? JUST ME? ok


it's dumb when someone subscribes but doesn't watch your videos because you subscribe to see more<br>that's why it's annoying when people asks for subscribers when they don't even have videos yet

it's dumb when someone subscribes but doesn't watch your videos because you subscribe to see more
that's why it's annoying when people asks for subscribers when they don't even have videos yet


Toys gone wild and a Nine inch nails reference? hell yeah


the new youtube beta helps better keep track of this


Fun Fact:<br>I like pizza with pineapples.


I think it's because some people sub to a lot of channels. I sub to about 700 (not that youtube even tells you how many you sub to anymore - it lies in the "sub list" by hiding people) so i couldn't possibly see everything. I only watch the 'best' content from each channel i see.


You want comments from random subscribers? Your shits good kid, keep it up


Dude, fuckin Gentle Giant? Your taste in classic prog is fuckin sweet


this video was decent bu it would’ve actually been more entertaining if you didn’t include all those unnecessary “yt poop”


9:04 props for 2007 Calvin Harris and Nine Inch Nails


Well shi- Shoot (gotta be At friendly) <br>Man I have unsubbed from so many channels I didn't watch anymore so thanks you made me do a good thing YAY ok thanks I'm going to make a nothing about nothing

Well shi- Shoot (gotta be At friendly)
Man I have unsubbed from so many channels I didn't watch anymore so thanks you made me do a good thing YAY ok thanks I'm going to make a nothing about nothing


I think that does mean Watchmojo is more popular and better known... But it does mean it's less watched. Two totally different things


I enjoy supplementing my pineapple chucks with Pizza pies


2:51 thought that was a young Jontron...member Jontron? Ya I member...

Pepridge farms remembers


My motto is

"Can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah, just change it up so the teachers don't notice."


Had to stop the video real quick to check in the comments n see what's up with this whole pinapple pizza controversy.


A real example of this is laggin24x. almost more subscribers than you at this time and he gets like 1k to 6k views a video


Channels that are similar to Ricegum loves Empty subs


"Some random quote from the video"     - emperorlemon


just noticed the suicide note pt 2 in this video 2 years after its release


thanks for using ten seconds of a song from downward spiral


Remember the piapple pizza vid he was in for his school?


I like pineapple pizza, but prefer pizza without it mostly.


i think pineapple is ok if there is also meat on it


Kinda curious but what's my empty sub %?

Tosmasta00 someone who subs but never watches the Channel.


I have literally never had pineapple on pizza


If anyone wants to know the song used at 0:08 its Long way home by Supertramp


Yea you got an audience, but statistically how many are addicts?


Great vid, but...Why didn't you just make a new channel then?


Pineapple by itself is disgusting.. But add a fatty meat like sausage or ham and it's amazing. The pineapple acts as a palette cleanser so when eating that fat rich ham the pineapple cleanses your tongue allowing you to taste the ham again like its the first time. I'm a professional chef so I know everything


Under your video -> recommended subscribers -> pewdiepie, leafyishere - oh my lol


I watch all of your videos, multiple times, but I just never comment, so hi, I commented :D


"Some random quote from the video" LOL XD!!!!!!


ironic that the people who you want to unsub won't see this video


Ill comment so you know im not an empty sub


Keep stickin' to your convinctions and fuck anyone that tells you otherwise


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITTTTT you read the drake meme from bottom to top?


I saw a fortnite channel with 400k subs but they have barely 10k views a video


Sadly enough, my initials are actually ass.


My IQ is lower than my Chromosome count;<br>so it's above average.

My IQ is lower than my Chromosome count;
so it's above average.


I am a real subscriber. And I really hate pineapple pizza


9:20 yo i love closer by nine inch nails


I would comment, but I'm too afraid I'll say something dumb


Yea you read them but you don’t actually reply which actually makes people go OMG HE REPLIED


Said audience will joke of the video.

Also. pineapple.

>:c


What's the music at 2:35? I can't find it in the desc


PewDiePie has about 60 million dead subscribers.


please... please stop... the earape... it's too much... so loud... sooooo loud...


Maybe they were saying this is shit because you were making YouTube Poop

Maybe they were saying this is *shit* because you were making YouTube *Poop*


what was the song that was playing in between 3 and 4


Jokes on you my iq is equal to my chromosome count...

 2o0 lMaO


The earrape is really unnecessary and annoying and just extra editing I know that's the point but c'mon dude I watch videos as I'm tryna sleep


Pineapple on pizza is the best thing since pizza.


Too bad you cant un-suscribe people from your own channel


If this video was a potato it would be a good potato


<b>DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL</b>

*DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL, DOWNWARD SPIRAL*


Like it’s about 2/3 instead of 5/6 empty subscribers


This is shit! Because It's hot and most people are turned off by it, however it arouses me greatly.


@Gus N. Stuff tell me why they hate all of us?


hi I'm not an empty sub i watch everything but i don't comment so i might as well be an empty sub

@Grant M I'm pretty sure that is what an empty sub is, but i would consider myself one since i watch but barely like or comment

wait what? I thought you were a empty sub if you were subed, but didn't watch that channels videos


I forgot if I ever commented on dis channel before so heres a comment


Um dude dieabiedies is not from sugar oderdose the thing that is the problem is that er body dos not create insuline


@TheStagesOfGrief Shazam is the app that will find music when it plays

@TheStagesOfGrief you can try Shazam but the voice can get in the way

@Staringcorgi6 I have a feeling its by Gentle Giant, however i cannot find the song.

@Staringcorgi6 i did, i couldnt find it.


i got cancer watching 2 min 36 seconds of this

@Ze constant pointless ear rape in a video not tagged youtube poop is just stupid and annoying it proves no point and only detracts from the video

You must not understand what emplemon made at the time he made YouTube poop and a theme in a lot of them were earrape and distorted imagery  at the time he was starting to get out of his YouTube poop faze and turned into his commentary and topical videos


I mean I like to comment but Idk what to say that can add to the topic so...


Putting a clip very loud doesn't make it funnier


i suscribe to more than 1500 people but youtube can only recommend me  so much people


Leroy Jenkins sempsins weegee amongus sussy Baka baja blast Mario


JENGA ETYMOLOGY TRIBUTE
FUN USE ELF LION
DANK OIL NEAR TRICK
MANGO ESKIMO LIMA TRACK
SCIENCE TANGO EAT EAT LIMA
BANGLES EAR ARCTIC MARKET


sorry for making stupid reference to the video oops


I still love you emplemon. You will always be an artistic inspiration to remind me that it's okay to create just for the sake of creating. You do you man


I consider myself a silent/observant subscriber. I really love this type of content you make, I think they're visually and audibly entertaining! I like listening to these videos while I"m playing Video Games. Thank you for the great content!


The way i see your channel and your videos is that all of the ones ive seen made feel like it was legitimate good content:well edited,really researched and taking your time to explain everything point by point,backing it up with facts.

(i dont watch YTP,rather the rest of your videos)


I have been watching your THEORY and long form information videos.<br>I know YouTube is not gonna do shit like always but the ability to subscribe to particular playlists would be an interesting way of handling content and allowing creative freedom, with the slight negative aspect that It might bar viewers out of your more experimental videos or other series.

I have been watching your THEORY and long form information videos.
I know YouTube is not gonna do shit like always but the ability to subscribe to particular playlists would be an interesting way of handling content and allowing creative freedom, with the slight negative aspect that It might bar viewers out of your more experimental videos or other series.


Update for 2018 : I took the total amount of his views and divided them by his 170 total videos. The average amount of views comes out to 293,188 views per video. Basically, he's earned 21k viewers not currently subbed to the channel.In other words, -7.7% of the average amount of viewers were subscribers. Obviously, this does not take into account the different types of videos like YouTube Poops and Informational videos like this or YouTube Geographic.

Diddo on that and the video


if you do in fact read or attempt to read as many youtube comments on your vids as you can, I want you to know I love your vids and fully support you. I may not always agree with the political opinions you express, but there’s a lot of diverse opinions I definitely feel you on and I never shy away from hearing counterarguments. keep up the awesome work bro and never lose that passion for creating videos. you may never know the full extent of all the lives you’ve affected positively but know that some of your oldest videos became inside jokes for my circle of friends years ago in high school and brought us together.


A very good look into your subscriber-base, and more importantly, into empty subscribers.

Talking strictly rationally and a little morbidly, not every single subscriber may be around.

Possibly, there might be boots subscribing here to try to look like a normal person, and more morbidly...some empty subscribers may not be around anymore, having been removed off the mortal coil. Just something to keep in mind.

Regardless, keep it up! Good work, and insightful, on top of being hilarious.


Absolutely amazing video lol you I'm so glad there are intelligent people who make truly high quality content for older minds lol.


Totally agree with you on pretty much every point. I also appreciate you listen and read constructive comments.


Wow your content is really good. The first video I watched of you was the one about behind the meme, since then I've watched a couple of your other videos. Your empty subscriber rant is really funny. Thank you EmpLemon!


Hey man I just subbed to you and I am not disappointed Ive watched a few vids and I respect your opinions i think you COULD make ytps but since you arent happy with making them don't do it. I want you to be happy and Ill see if maybe i could tell some people about you. I think you deserve way more subs than you do now


Thanks, Emp! I've never thought about subscribers in such a way!


That IQ joke was hilarious. Other than that this video is really well made, I found it really interesting.


I agree with you a lot on this! I don't mind seeing comments that quote the video if their intention is to like, quote the said sentence and then respond to it in some way, as with longer videos that cover a wider topic, it can be hard to understand what you're responding to otherwise.

(oh holy hell this is a video from 2016 I did not see that)


don't worry ma dude, i respect ya! and i won't be turnin' away from your channel any time soon, your videos are of exceptionally high quality compared to most other channels i watch, so you can bet i'm gonna be an active subscriber!


Only just found your content but LOVE IT ALL KEEP IT UP YOURE DOING GOOD


I just want you to know that I love the sponge bob references. Cracks me up every time. 👏


Watched about half a dozen of your videos, this video made me finally smash that button.


You made it. Going off this video alone which I know is inaccurate you have reached the balance.


I like all your videos but I prefer your theory videos that dive deep and really make you think


I'm probably going to be an empty subscriber one day. I'm already an empty subscriber for maybe 50-100 channels. It's not that I'll never watch anything from them again, it's just that I think like most people, I don't want the same kind of content from one day to the next. That's why I subscribe to multiple channels in the first place. I think a lot of people will watch one video and like it, then proceed to watch that person's entire back catalogue, and subscribe because they figure they enjoy what's on offer. But then next month when they aren't feeling it, they'll avoid videos. Then maybe next month or a year later they'll be back and catch up on what they missed.


This actually gave me some insight as to being a YouTuber, and what it's like.


Why am I way more invested in the downword spiral series than the actual ytps


Great format! Subscribed but more theorys I don't care about your other stuff lol


I know this is an old ass video but honestly I think its a lot better that you're doing something that you can at least have some pride towards rather than shelling out your soul for views


This theroy is perfectly true,and it’s a great theroy & perfection to me

Your welcome for my feedback


you channel is gonna grow so fast, mark my words.


I don't agree, to me subscriptions has always been a way to show support for a channel, like clicking the thumbs up button on a video. That doesn't necessarily mean that you want to watch every video, but it still has a meaning, as these 'empty subscribers' show how many people likes a channel. I have been using YouTube since 2006, so it's not just because I'm a newfag who is used to the notification bell being a seperate thing.


Sometimes you subscribe because you only like some of the content that the channel produces, like nostalgia critic for example, they have only one (1) show that most people watch. Or maybe you just don't care about or want no spoilers for this game that your fav let's player is playing at the time.


I think another reason nobody is unsubscribing to channels they don't watch is the fact that there are just so many abandoned channels on youtube. I'm almost certain that I have some channel somewhere that is subscribed to a channel I don't watch, but I just left it alone and it's still counting as a subscriber. There's bound to be many, many more of those channels, which would explain at least some portion of these empty subscribers.

idk tho


I don't care if you change. I just want good videos in your channel


I had no idea you even made youtube poops, I’m still subscribing anyway


I'm not subbed and I don't really plan to, but I've watched a ton of your videos.

I love your speculation content but YouTube poops just give me a headache and since that's your main schtick I don't really feel the need to sub, but your videos still hang around.


funny how a couple years later you have doubled your sub count and a lot of them are fully engaged watching your vids


I continue to see this trend of not that many subscribers (like 10% of them) people watching videos , it is most likely true.

Or they just for-fricking-got to unsubscribe

I continue to see this trend of not that many subscribers (like 10% of them) people watching videos , it is most likely true.

*Or they just for-fricking-got to unsubscribe*


I have a tiny amount of subs and none of them watch my videos, so at least channels of every size have this problem. Although for me I think people don't watch because my videos are borderline mediocre.


So this video is currently 265k out of 272k subs, so I guess you're in a great position in actually. But hey, that's just a spiral, a totally neutral spiral.


This is shit
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I recently discovered your channel and after a few videos you earned my subscription. They’re well made and interesting, you analyze subjects in a way that I don’t see much around YouTube


I had never tasted pine apple and pizza but when I did I found that I...Liked it so yah never judge a book by its cover?


I’ve only watched a few of your YouTube geographic videos. I didn’t even know you did ytps! I’ll check em out


Has Pantera's "Suicide Note" officially become a meme now?


Dear EmpLemon,<br>                       I used to be a huge fan of your commentary videos, but then, you had the audacity, the nerve, the balls, to say that pineapple is disgusting on pizza. You have lost all my respect, all my adoration. I will never watch a video of yours again. hmph

Dear EmpLemon,
                       I used to be a huge fan of your commentary videos, but then, you had the audacity, the nerve, the balls, to say that pineapple is disgusting on pizza. You have lost all my respect, all my adoration. I will never watch a video of yours again. hmph


Sorry man I have a "skip ad addiction". I desperately attempt to watch your longer ads but skip it just at the three second mark. If you want you can create a super-monetized video and I will watch it constantly, or send me a link to a place I can donate and I will see what I can do.


7:22 You can't spell success without SUCC

7:22 You can't spell success without *SUCC*


And then I think of how many channels I’m an empty subscriber to, but I’m too lazy to unsubscribe.


Personally i would like your videos more if you included your personality more because us as viewers don't really know what ur like especially since u don't show ur face. I do enjoy your content tho


Well I’ve gone through most of your rant/comment/whatever videos and they’re pretty good. Nice editing, good writing, radical


Since this video, Watchmojo’s numbers have gotten so much worse. Now they’re at like a 99.9999999% empty subscriber rate.


50% of my subscribers have probably left the platform at this point, but at least they still count.


While I was watching this I thought I was an empty subscriber


I don’t like the memes but the actual content is good


damn now im thinking about pewdiepies empty subscriber count now lol


Been watching your videos quite frequently since finding you.<br>A day ago.

Been watching your videos quite frequently since finding you.
A day ago.


for some reason whenever vsause or another channel uploads a video I don't get it on my homepage, even though I watched 90% of their videos.


I get the feeling that people are not unsubscribing just to troll him XD


youre channel seems to have bounced back in big way I wonder if you have anything to add to this video or a new take


I think the reason sub counts are generally higher than views is due to the fact that the average subscriber does spent much time on youtube, and only watches recent vids, so only watches 1 in 5 vids


I wish they made a rule that if you dont log into youtube  for 3 moths that acount would stop counting (probably pewds would lose some alt accounts made by fans)


i like your content m8. i was here since you uploaded the YTP on Cars 1


12:53 Jokes on you I have 80 extra chromosomes! That's like an IQ of at most 12 right?


Have you considered the fact that you might have killed them with frying dory


This isn't a theory. This is common knowledge. Or at least to me, don't know about everyone else


My channel at most gets 6 views on a video. 50% of my subs are empty.


Putting pineapple on pizza is tantamount to committing a felony.


Because you said you read your comments, you have inevitably started a " read this comment" Meme


weren't you that guy who participated in the shrek YTP collaboration?...WHERE WERE YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.


I like your channel because instead of screaming to subscribe<br>You scream to  U N S U B S C R I B E

I like your channel because instead of screaming to subscribe
You scream to  U N S U B S C R I B E


Pineple on pitza is like putting salt on a cupcake
Wrong

Pineple on pitza is like putting salt on a cupcake
*Wrong*


Sorry about one of the empty subs it's from my old account I don't remember the password for.  But I am no FaKe FaN. I like the new content and subscribed with this account. <br>👁👄👁

Sorry about one of the empty subs it's from my old account I don't remember the password for.  But I am no FaKe FaN. I like the new content and subscribed with this account.
👁👄👁


Ironically this video is close to your sub count now


The way you calculated the empty subscribers is just wrong, since not everyone who watches the video is also a subscriber, so you'd need to add the number of people who watch the video but aren't subscriber.


It's okay, I Never Subscribe to Channels.


"The vast majority of my comments just became 'LOL!' or some random quote from the video"<br>LOL!

"The vast majority of my comments just became 'LOL!' or some random quote from the video"
LOL!


i like the gentle giant background music


When did you find out about free hand. It’s a great ablum.


WatchMojo has even higher empty subscriber rate since not only subscribers watch their videos...


Make a second channel and then do what you like and then you will get rid of your empty subs


i lost my right testicle and now i feel lopsided


I silently watch commenting on youtube is pointless at this point


what about youtubers who have more views than subs in a video, i have 30K view in a video i stole and bearly 100 subs, so basically 30 000 % !!! i just wanna tell you that i am not on steroids


I ain't subscribed but I like your videos


I enjoy your videos
But then again I am shit
Still support you dou


So... pineapple on pizza, is it right? I say no.


what if all them empty subs are actually ded and they cant unsubscribe, cuz thei ded?


maybe if you didn't put so much obnoxious, broken noises in the video, you'd have more views


Pineapple pizza is okay but i wouldn’t choose it first


I don't always watch your videos but I am totally not going to unsubscribe cause..... You can not tell me what to do. Stop trying to shame me!


Hey Hawaiian pizza wasn’t made in Hawaii just sayan 😏


I have 40 subs. 27 of them are empty subs.


God, do i hate empty subscribers! I have 178 subscribers and i get 15 fucking views on average!


yo, your empty subs are almost gone, if we look at this vid


Pft, jokes on you. My IQ may be lower than my chromosome count, but my chromosome count is pretty high!


you have 300k subs and 300k views on this. <br>very contradictory..

you have 300k subs and 300k views on this.
very contradictory..


i thin, its obvious that youtube's sub system is fucked


I love how i got somehow 4 subs, while I don't have any content at all.<br>My content is youtube comments.

I love how i got somehow 4 subs, while I don't have any content at all.
My content is youtube comments.


what's the title of the song in the downward spiral intro??


xD webtoon comments used to be good and nice to read... till webtoon got popular.. now its filled with cheap, corny jokes and firsts..


Pewdipie 60 million subscribers avreges only like 5 million views, so like a 90% empty subscriber count?


I can't unsubscribe if I never subscribed.


I have one empty sub, am I an big boi now


Some people are saying ‘this is shit’ because it’s YouTube P O O P. Yeah Issa trash joke but still


dis dude is gon blow up like leafy im calling it bruh 100% ill come back to dis comment later


The only thing better on pizza than pineapple is mayonnaise.


Hello internet and welcome to the downward spiral


Only CM Punk is the best in the world at everything


Just juvenile and repulsive \\\\

Oh shoot....


please for the love of god what is the intro song, its not any of the songs listed


DELICIOUS<br>i want haiwwwaawwiwiwwaan now


Why are you putting my kind on pizza.... what the fuck is wrong with you people... is this a kind of sick joke!?!


Can you stop putting loud ass earrape plz?


IF YOU CAN READ THIS , YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE A SUBSCRIBER


i m shakingm ,, im shaking,,, theres s o m cuhc, much etdditing,, i n htis s video..,,, frrorm 201116..,, im shakigng,,


Pineapple on pizza is fucking disgusting

Have you tried it? I used to hate the idea before I tried it, and now I love it


Just found out about this channel today; I love the “documentary” style type of videos, especially the one about the early days of YouTube (the meiAIDS vid). It’s great to know there’s people out there that remember those days. It’s almost been lost in time. Very happy I found your channel.


I still have to say, your commentary videos are some of my favourite on this website full of clones. You display how good these can be with an interesting editing style and origional topics, rather than just a sequence of random images with someone talking about grade dubs under leafy


This is what I think to be one of the best videos on analytics I've ever seen. I've taken these studies to heart and tried my best to keep my empty sub count low. I have also shown many people who want to become youtubers this video. Overall, you did a great job covering the topic and I would pay to see more stuff like this, and the youtube rewind video.


This is honestly very intelligent.Like taking stats into concederation and with great example. Kudos to you for emp


keep making your videos emp. been here since uncredibles and tbh i enjoy the change of content but i still go back to watch the classics, keep making great content into 2018.


Although you do not make anymore YouTube Poop content, I can see how you were influenced by it. With videos like this, you have become a YouTube Poop flavored commentary channel. I really enjoy it!


I appreciate the work put into every video down to the music source list in your descriptions


this man is the reason I still have hope in youtube


I subscribed about 3 years ago during your time as YTP youtuber, admittedly I was younger then and your content was funny for a High Schooler who loved memes, still watching you today since I enjoy your rants and how they point out things.


You're honest and original YouTuber! It's really rare to find them these days.


You have to remember that a lot of subscribers don’t watch every single video that a YouTuber releases.


I feel like YouTube should have an option to display active subscribers instead of true total.

I also think every channel should have a "purge inactive subscribers" button, which unsubscribes all accounts that aren't active or barely watch their videos.

Of course, the system would have to be very complex to account for people who enjoy someone's content, but don't watch it because it's not in their recommended feed or they just want some variety in their feed.

Sounds very flawed especially barely watch their videos, there are a few channels where I only watch a specific series by someone, or I skip if it's a Let's Play I am not interested in. Also defining the term barely in such a system would be hard to define.


The combo between all of this "serious" talk and the small ytping here and there really helps a viewer to stick to your videos mroe becuasse we dont get bored of jst watching this. and especially now a days where most people just click from video to video it really helps with the breaks. basicly giving a new small video inbetween


This is interesting. I never even thought about empty subscribers.


This is a fairly well thought out look into the nature of YouTube. To be fair, and this is certainly an overgeneralization, most people watch YouTube to fill time rather than for mentally engaging content (also Reddit). I think “Empty Subscribers” arise from people forgetting they’re subscribed in the first place (and you do point this out), and they don’t watch the content mainly out of disinterest not in the content or creator but based on their own fickle whims. I am not above this. Now have I wasted my time with this? Yes.


I love this downward spiral stuff. It has personality.


Another precisely accurate video from emp.


It's good to see a YouTuber who actually believes that subscriber count doesn't necessarily mean success. There's a big difference between sub count and actually being respected on YouTube and most, if not all of the bigwigs that get fed attention on here have lost sight of that.


I always think the dead subs is because of how some channel goes way too fast to watch all videos. Some can still get numbers if their topics are good enough and make good stuff or they just go lazy and get lucky but when I see channels that get a lot with low subs shows there something too them.


Although, I must say I have made respect for people that can pull off an 80s Canadian mustache.


A lot of people subscribe just because they like a video, not because they want to continue seeing content from a channel. I call these stupid subscribers.

I really try to be happy for anybody who has a fairly large subscriber base.


I appreciate you appreciating me appreciating your content.

SUMMARY: I like your insight, entertaining edits and your awareness of me/others.

IN SUM: Goodest content creator


It is an interesting thought, good to think about. With what you said, I will definitely see to showing myself as an actual subscriber by commenting and such, as it definitetly is a shitty thing not to.


Hey Emp, What software do you use to create your videos?  Because I am considering making some videos as a side hobby in the future.


i can feel my mind wasting away with every second I spend on youtube


Ay bro. Just wanted to tell you that I am STILL subscribed, and watch every single vid that you upload. Some of us still exist, ya know. Don't give up on us


THAT BIG BILL HELL'S CARS REFERENCE THO!<br>I laughed at that for like 30 seconds straight.

THAT BIG BILL HELL'S CARS REFERENCE THO!
I laughed at that for like 30 seconds straight.


Came for the YTP, clicked the bell for the commentary.


I like how you talked about comments that just say "this video sucks".  I made a map for TF2 about 2 months ago, and every so often, I would get a comment on the maps workshop page saying, "this is map is fucking garbage" or any other form of that.  It really annoys me when people critisize something you did and dont give any reasoning.


This video made me go and unsubscribe from a bunch of channels, not yours though :) Thanks for the great videos Emp!


Great video when I watch ur videos it feels like ur the best comedian in the world


watching your videos makes me really anxious becuase they have a lot of more niche music that i either know or am getting to listening to and i have to pause a bunch of times to listen to it. i get sad


I feel ya man. I wish all these stupid kids would unsubscribe from my channel already.


Sorry Emp, looks like your prediction about Cyberchase becoming a dank meme in 2017 was false.


Well I only recently subscribed. So far I like what you've done with the place.


I never knew i would say it
But i actualy like your content better than anything else, possibly even fantano or iddubz cannot be that good. Your ytps, no matter what, are enjoyable, your rants are 90 percent justified (90%, because not sure, just saw few of your rant videos), your minute meme told me enough to know about the kind of meme, sometimes you actualy point me the right direction, and most of all, you always have the right content i wanted to see on youtube in the first place. Of course, i dont watch rants, but yours are more of a critiscism that i REALY wanted to watch.
I want to say, im sorry for actualy beeing the empty subscriber, i forgot, and i regret it.
I don't know, if youll be reading, this, and no matter, what others thing, i needed to say it. Thank you, EmpLemon.


Wonder what % of subscribers are still empty for this channel


Man I could never EVER think of making YT a job.  I liked making video game music vids, but damn I couldn't stomach constantly saying LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE like a desperate junkie in need of that sweet sub fix.


the funny thing is that back in like 2011 vsauce's content was sort of similar to watchmojo


I'm subscribed to some youtubers for partiular content they make.
I don't watch all their content, because I don't like all their content. But I don't want to miss the content I do like.
For example, your channel. I've subbed for these video logs you make. I don't watch your poops because I don't like them. I mean, I watch them once or twice to see if I might like them, but rarley.
What I mean, is when channels have varied content, I'm not gonna watch it all.


After watching this video, I went on my old YouTube account which had been subscribed to so many Youtubers, and I unsubscribed from them all.


I appreciate that the second video tag is 'Meme Theory'


I feel like one of the reasons that you are not getting a large amount of views is the length of a lot of your newer videos.


14:15 Hey man, cutting off fat from the body is going to make you lighter...


I know people hated when Youtube started randomly unsubbing people, but I'd personally be happy if they made a totally transparent rule that viewers will be automatically unsubbed from a channel if they don't interact with it or their videos for a year. Of course you'd have to let them know in a pop-up too.


I like emplemons commentary’s more than his ytps


Due to this video I unsubscribed from 138 youtubers. Thank you.


9:26 OH MY GOODNESS!!!! its toys gone wild! am I the only one who got that reference?


You have to also account for ppl lock out of their account and cant remember the email and password


Hey, Emp. You just gave me a good idea for Watchmojo's next list video. Top 10 Ways to Make YouTube Better. At least THAT'S a good idea for a list video.


You've got a new subscriber Sir.
Over 30
Male
UK

The essay formula sells it for me ✌🏼


* watches the number of empty subscribers on the chanel *

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

* watches the number of empty subscribers on the chanel *

*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*


Shit fellas, he’s got us all figured out. We’re actually robots


Don't question anything EmpLemon. It's all apart of Montizon's plan. Montizon is watching and Montizon loves you.


This video now has about as many views as you have subs. Pretty fitting for this video. Keep draining the swamp!


So..... Jacknjelify has an empty subscriber rate of -250%. HOLY SHIIII


i really love your view on your past mindset in 2014-2015.


Pineapple on pizza is wonderful because the sweetness of the pineapple contrasts perfectly with the saltiness of the cheese.


i just had some great Pasta, but watching the Video while eating it, made it even better.


7:00 Is that weatherscan music dude? Nice! :D


That side rant was good ＯＨ　ＹＥＳ　ＧＩＶＥ　ＭＥ　ＴＨＥ　ＳＵＣＣ


My old YouTube account was subbed to so many channels, so just recently I went on the account and unsubscribed to all them.


I don’t know why YouTube keeps changing the layout and algorithm


When I watch your video it feels like older YouTube


8:35 fucking nice. Are you a Pantera fan, EmpLemon?


I subscribe to everyone whether or not I'm going to watch the channel or not.


I know everyone asks this question but at 9:36 that song reminds me of a game, idk what though


There is a new thing that i noticed, a bunch of channels that i subscribed to before the introduction of the "bell icon". when I go back to their channel the "bell" looks like a white one with a slash through it. And when I click on it and it goes to the regular grey one with lines on the outside to show that it is on. Wtf is that?


Pineapple on a pizza is not good simply due to the fact it releases a lot of moisture which is bad for a pizza.


I subbed during the DSWT, and fell in love with ur poops


i wish youtube would just delete subs who didn't watch one of your videos for let's say 6 months. I've got a channel with 500k subs and most video don't even reach a 100k and most of these viewers aren't even subbed to me.


I subbed because I herd Shine On You Crazy Diamond and Hocus Pocus in on of your videos and kept watching because I liked your pointsadnd facts.


my boy the only way this is gonna work is if you start a new channel.


HERES AN ATTENTION CATCHING COMMENT!!!<br>Anyway I like the current content. I also liked the YouTube poops you put out in your so called "glory days." I also liked the polished kinda dumb humor ones like the Frying Nemo series you did. They were all different phases. And in a similar way that I watch Kurzgesagt and also watch Internet Historian. Also for some reason I'm not subscribed to you. I probably unsubscribed when I was unsubscribing from a bunch of channels and ik I hadn't been watching this channel to often then. I was just a casual viewer.

HERES AN ATTENTION CATCHING COMMENT!!!
Anyway I like the current content. I also liked the YouTube poops you put out in your so called "glory days." I also liked the polished kinda dumb humor ones like the Frying Nemo series you did. They were all different phases. And in a similar way that I watch Kurzgesagt and also watch Internet Historian. Also for some reason I'm not subscribed to you. I probably unsubscribed when I was unsubscribing from a bunch of channels and ik I hadn't been watching this channel to often then. I was just a casual viewer.


Wish social blade would report real subscribers.


Most popular channels have many dead channels, so I can completely see where your coming from.


you know that some of the subscribers could have died and that's why they don't unsubscribe


I told YouTube to paint the Mona Lisa in a minute


Empty subscribers are bots and sockpupets accounts that subscribe to semi random content to appear more realistic to anyone that read it, or to youtube algorithm.


And today you got twice as much 😀👍 great movies


Some one commented wow I just realized you had a lot of empty subs and sent this lol


The Simpsons
What if green?
Emplemon: (makes the Simpsons green)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


Its really intresting that people dont unsubscribe when you stop watching some ones content be cus you vill get the videos recommended from a chanal that you dont watch anymore


Currently your sub count is literally the double of what it was back then


You finally got out of the hole you were in.


I can't believe you made an epiphany for yourself and didn't make one for me.


Somtimes you just forget, if you subscribed someone.


april, 2018, most popular video has 5M views. Has 259K subs


shouldnt you evaluate the popularaty by the ratio of the total views with total videos with average time per video?


The only thing that makes me want to unsub is the ear rape in your videos. Am I the only one that finds overblown audio EXTREMELY agitating. Its not funny. Its not getting my attention... It makes me want to quit your video every time one happens I cringe. JSYK my fave ytp has a prerequisite: no ear rape! Does noone watch videos at home on tv sometimes!? Ear rape breaking a sound system will happen to me one day I'm sure.


I have ≈10% of empty subscribers (not counting private videos), and ≈10,5% if private videos count.


When you dab ironicaly and everyonre takes you seriously  me:YOU WOT!!!!!!!!


8:56 T H E  J O M O W A T C H  I S  O V E R W H E L M I N G

8:56 *T H E  J O M O W A T C H  I S  O V E R W H E L M I N G*


Like the use of prog rock in your videos....


1:58 what's the name of the background beat?


Watch out YouTube's going to teach you a lesson for exposing the truth and you'll wake up with the 150 subs you actually have. And I'll have -500


Don't worry I've never seen any of your ytp nor am I subscribed so I'm evening everything else

Well it's been a year and neither of these things are true


"Larger and larger criticsm" XD LOL!!!!!1!!


based on the teeth in your mouth...how does it close if they go vertically???


Do you like pineapple pizza? Answer DoWn BElOw.


I hate pineapples on pizzas.There you go.


time to choose my locker first because I'm a FRESHMAN


YOU USED WEATHERSCAN MUSIC!
I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH WEATHERSCAN IN 4 MONTHS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


puffs on paper   clears throat ahem  "this, is shit"

*puffs on paper*   *clears throat* ahem  "this, is shit"


IQ lower then my chromosome count? Can IQ go negative?


Hey what’s the music at around 2:34? It sounds super fucking familiar but I can’t for the life of me remember what it’s from.


Who's commenting because they feel guilty not commenting?


I'm not subscribing to you to honor your principle.


First time 254,078 subscribers since I first subscribed.


lol! some quote from the video! FUNNNEEEEEEE HHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEE


I wanted to comment something, but then i remembered i had nothing to say


look at PewDiePie,  he's got like what 46million subs? he gets like 2mil veiws per video


Notice me! I am a human and I like your videos and my favorite color is blue!


I only sub to people I like and I subscribed clean every month to make sure


Pineapple on Pizza is Absolutely Disgusting


hello i empty sabskraibur

and i watch emplemon

seriously tho i am not unsubscribing.


i like pinaple on pizza. 10 secands later, OH WO YOU ARE  SUPR GAY PINIPLE IS SHT UOU LOSR NOB


did you enjoy making this vidio i did enjoy waching it


stop saying 'may-jority'
majority
majority


I don’t comment much bc I feel like I should only say one thing and I never can think of a good comment


I wish you success
Wish you success
You success
You succ


I WARSH MAHSELF WIT A RAGG UNNA STEUCK.
edits comment after you rag on random quotes 😅

I WARSH MAHSELF WIT A RAGG UNNA STEUCK.
*edits comment after you rag on random quotes* 😅


obligatory fryingcrediblepixardory when? comment


This is shit because this is shit because this is shit. Please egnolage my iq/chromosome count.


But for real pineapple on pizza is fucking disgusting


you just admitted to illegally providing content to children


In my opinion, you're the most thoughtful and introspective YouTubePooper on the site who still makes quality YTPs. Those empty subscribers don't know what they're missing.


I really enjoy your YouTube commentary. Well thought out and informative. Thanks and keep up the good work.


I have to say this video was extremely informative and thought provoking. And to answer your question it's your channel at the end of the day you run it and you provide the content for it. Granted it is important to be knowledgeable about your subscriber base but it is also equally important to make sure you are having fun and are happy doing what it is your are doing. So yes it was a good idea for you to start making rant videos as you enjoy them and it has brought some new blood to the channel.


I will admit I've been an empty sub for quite some time now but I finally have gotten the time to watch some of your newer videos now, and I'm happy to continue supporting you, emp


I don't think I've ever been a subscriber, but I do want to tell you that you make excellent video essays. They're usually quite on point.


The algorithms finally brought me to you a couple days ago. Really enjoyed the content here, both in rants and ytps. The quality is on point, and the attitude of this channel is the kind of genuine, nonchalant, chill shit that I look for. I subscribed a few vids back because I enjoyed your views and content.


I love your channel Emp. It provides funny and interesting content that I enjoy watching unlike the fucking reactions, lists, sins and wins, click bait etc. videos that dominate youtube these days.


I love the way you present your videos. You go at a nice pace and provide funny humor!

You mentioned to make elaborate comments, so here is one :D


I like this video, it presents information in a way that makes it interesting. I like that you don't talk to us like we are five, I like that there is still comedy in your videos.


This is really fascinating and cool.
It's so good to actually still have people on youtube who are actually honest and funny.

Anyways, back to watching reddit compilations. Bye.


i don't usually post comments but i was compelled to tell you that,you my man, are one of the most positivity self aware individuals i have ever come across, keep the good stuff coming and i'll keep watching


I've actually noticed I've never actually commented on one of your video's despite the fact I've been hanging around for a while. I enjoy your video's a lot,  and I enjoy seeing the changes in your style. Keep doing what you're doing. Also have a good day.


You got my subscription. I legitimatly enjoy your content, whether its a Ytp, or a Commentary vid. Lost count how many times i clicked on your Behind the Meme video!


Well, this is on a year-old video so you might not see this, but if you do then I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your commentary-style videos. Honestly I've enjoyed them more than many other commentary style ones because they're so insightful, well-researched, well-edited and I can tell that a lot of effort has been put into it. I've only started watching your videos yesterday when I saw "How memes made Donald Trump president", and it was such a great video to watch. If you ever feel like not making them that's fine, but I just want to thank you for the amount of effort you put into each commentary video.

And I'll promise to unsubscribe if you do change ur style, faggot :P


If you can stomach watching him, mattpat actually talked about this in part of his youtube analysis series. He explained it as part of "subscriber burnout." Youtube's algorithm isn't alerting them to the new videos because they stopped watching as many.  If you watch every video, it's guaranteed you'll see the next one. If you only watch like one in 10, it's probably gonna mark you burned out and never show you their videos again.


Look, emplemon, all you have to know is that somewhere in that subscriber count there are actual people who watch your videos, and like them as well. I personally don't care that you stopped making videos, if you do, i can just simply unsubscribe or watch your old videos, or simply just keep waiting. I just want to say that I like your videos, especially your old ones.
EDIT: I just wanted to say a bit more. (and also removed that frying dory meme)
Personally, I enjoy your new videos, even if everyone thinks they're just shit, I find them enjoyable sometimes because of how funny they are, like the "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" video and your Meme Theories, which are actually really original. If you don't feel like making videos, its fine ,we understand you through the videos that you have posted, I just want you to again, know that theres people who actually care about you, even if they keep making memes about the downward spiral, they actually might care, trying not to be a bragging prick, especially me. If you read this entire god damn essay, props to you, and again, EmpLemon, theres people who care about you and such, 1 video a month is good enough, 1 a year is good enough, fuck it, one a decade is good enough, as long as you keep cranking out good content.


Love your channel, keep up with the good content!


This video is extremely relatable to me. I have over 90 subscribers who don't watch my new videos at least. In the past 3 months I've literally been getting 2 to 9 views on my videos max. I've come to love your content because I feel as if you're on of the few honest people left on this site. Great video, flawless editing style.


When Weatherscan's music played, I started drowning in nostalgia...


I don't want to be an empty subscriber, so I'll probably just check your channel once every month to see what I like.

I like your honesty.


The problem is that most of the time, I find users I'm subscribed to never appear on the front page, and I end up forgetting they exist.
I'm subscribed to way too many people to go through them all at this point, and barely any of them actually come up when I'm browsing regularly so

good website


You sir just gained a new subscriber! Keep up the good work!


To be honest I prefer your commentary videos. If a youtuber enjoys making a certain type of content they put more care and thought into it.


"My IQ is lower than my chromosome count" lol

In all seriousness this is still a very good video and it is still relevant 1.25 ish years later. I'm not much for YTP's but oh well, he says good things.


Don't worry Emp I'm not an empty subscriber. When I see an EmpLemon video I watch it.


I did the math, and Emplemon at this time has no empty subs I took his view count and video amount divided that-about 290k and his sub count is about 246k. So Emp has no empty subs because the 290k divided by 240k is 1.17 about. So he gets possibly all his subs and another 17% of his sub count.


Nice video man, I like this type of video more then your old ones, I saw your old ones. These are way more quality and better.


I am subscribed to a lot of people, but I don't necessarily watch everything they make. For channels with a narrow focus, such as Vsauce, I generally watch everything they make, because that's what i subscribed to in the first place. But for others I only watch 1/3 or less, because I don't like everything they make. And I subscribed for a show they make, like contentcop and bad unboxing in Idubbbz case.<br>A tip you often hear, even when you create a channel now, is to have a narrow focus, because you optimize your views. GameTheory actually explained this in great detail in one of his Pewds theories. I know he is a bit of a touchy subject. Especially on this channel. But I highly suggest you go find it.

I am subscribed to a lot of people, but I don't necessarily watch everything they make. For channels with a narrow focus, such as Vsauce, I generally watch everything they make, because that's what i subscribed to in the first place. But for others I only watch 1/3 or less, because I don't like everything they make. And I subscribed for a show they make, like contentcop and bad unboxing in Idubbbz case.
A tip you often hear, even when you create a channel now, is to have a narrow focus, because you optimize your views. GameTheory actually explained this in great detail in one of his Pewds theories. I know he is a bit of a touchy subject. Especially on this channel. But I highly suggest you go find it.


Oh, and here I thought EmperorLemon was just making jokes about how bad his channel was.I only now get that he just wants to stick with subscribers who actually plan on watching his new content.


Oh, so that's why you tell us to unsubscribe.<br>I genuinely enjoy your new content, by the way. Keep up the good work.

Oh, so that's why you tell us to unsubscribe.
I genuinely enjoy your new content, by the way. Keep up the good work.


Another thing to consider is just how MANY channels do you think a viewer is subbed to.  A sub just means that they liked your vid enough to click a button that says 'show me more of this in the future'.  But what if they are subbed to a 100 channels?  500?  They liked them all but there are only so many hours in a day.  Then there is the Youtube subscriptions feed.  How does Youtube decide which sub's video makes the cut to even appear on the list?

Just checked my subs and my sin is being subbed to 923 channels.  I might watch 12 vids in a day out of whatever is in the sub feed or that I randomly search on.  Picture your channel on that sub list, hoping that your vid of the day might spawn on it, assuming I hit Youtube that day, that the thumbnail and title looked interesting enough to click on, that I - on whatever scale of the day - felt like it.  You may as well play the lottery.

"Empty" subs don't hate your vids.  You are competing for attention in the endless storm that is Youtube.  You want the loyal viewers who don't want to miss a single one of your vids?  Pressure viewers to hit the bell icon and establish your own "Notification Squad".  Those people are opting in to what is essentially a 2'nd sub feed just to insure that they never miss your stuff.


Well, hopefully you do read this comment. I'm curious as to what your opinion on those who might not watch EVERY video you produce (such as myself) but still are at least somewhat active. I really don't watch much of your YTP's, but I am fully engaged when you make a commentary video. It's easy to tell when you are joking vs when you are serious, I find your memes relatable and funny, and your videos are well polished, eye pleasing, and give me something to take away and think about. I just wanted to let you know that your videos matter to me at the least and I would love if you'd create more videos like this one. Sincerely, D0₩₦WaRd Spir🌀l


huh. I always watch these types of your vids more. More substance to them. Sometimes I indulge in the YTPs


I like your content, keep up the good work


I subscribe pretty liberally. Every once in a while I go through my sub box, and clear out the channels I don't recognize.


I like your newer videos where you don't just do ytp's, don't get me wrong I love your ytp's. But I love to see you change.

                                -DankM33m3r


D O W N W A R D S P I R A L

(PS, I genuinely enjoy your videos and the criticisms I could possibly ever give aren’t really constructive, they’d be something appealing to my own tastes)


Cool video though. Gotta say these two lines in my head that also got me thinking.

I have a video that has achieved 2,000 views some time ago.
I have 8 subscribers, and that never changed significantly during my four years on this website.

Yet, I'm still serving (mostly.)


I honestly don't care if your content changed, I still like your rants


Every Youtuber, big or small, needs to watch this video.


You didn’t take into account the possibility that some of the “empty subscribers” could be accounts that have become inactive


good thing that he shaved off the majority of his empty subs and now he only has around 40,000 empty subscribers


I tend to be a silent watcher for the most part though. Unless i feel I have something to say. But I'm a big marathoner. I binge youtube on the daily. It's good background noise for stuff I do during the day.


Yo, I've also thought about this exact same thing once, but since I'm not a youtuber I didn't ponder a lot

btw love your vids, keep 'em coming


I just found your channel last month but I feel like your a more classical funny youtuber you remind me why I even started watching shit on youtube!.


So a key thing mentioned here is a subscriber is a person that like a button asking to have more of your content promoted to them, but the modern youtube algorithm does not do this, so the subscriber comment is a tally of how many, folks clicked on a non-functioning button and not much else. I am subscribed to hundreds of channels I haven't even see in years. I'm prob subscribed to many channels I don't even remember anymore. So I am an empty sub on a lot of fo channels, Not because i don't want to watch their videos anymore but because I forget about them, and the button i clicked on to remind and promote their stuff to me doesn't do its damn job. It's why so many changes are passing the notification button, It actually does something.


if you have a diverse set of content, it is'nt weird....<br>but now this is weird

if you have a diverse set of content, it is'nt weird....
but now this is weird


8:29 "Vsauce has well researched videos"
"Is the earth actually flat? - Vsauce"


so now you're sitting atop a pyramid of 235k subs, and it seems like you're drawing 50-100k views relatively quickly, with a 'long tail' (like this one has) of views still coming in over a year later. Not to mention that the craze for subs has petered out, and "watch time" is the metric the platform likes best now. How do you feel about that?


12:54 (Me when making pixel art and attempting to find good criticism) Relatable AND factual

12:54 (Me when making pixel art and attempting to find good criticism) *Relatable AND factual*


You do you man, make your shit and I’ll watch it. Do you know why I’ll watch it? Because I <b>e n j o y</b> your content

You do you man, make your shit and I’ll watch it. Do you know why I’ll watch it? Because I *e n j o y* your content


Great video man I love what you have to say


I believe some of the children do respect you. They just lack the maturity to comprehend the repercussions of their own actions.


How many subs do you think are empty because they're dead?

Do families go through and delete their relatives' old accounts?


"smooth glazed donut"
"-because you my friends are eating a mouthful of-"

Cum?

"-empty calories!"

Goddamn it


9:35 The moment that started playing I recognized it and now I want to go play the Simpsons Hit n Run again really badly.


I have a theory too, more of a conspiracy...
I've seen a lot of those shitty "If you have this average human trait, you're a genius", made by, for example, Spanish channels, then, I see the same shitty video, made by English channels, same thumbnail and all, just translated to English, then, I see the same video, in Russian, you see, Ivan, I'm not Russian, I changed my YouTube location to Russia for shit and giggles, and so, I managed to see this, there's multiple channels gaining money with the same video in different languages, something YouTube promotes in trending.
And then... I don't know, Soros maybe.


I can't unsubscribe if I never subscribed.<br>Besides, the YT home page is pretty much a subscription page in of itself.

I can't unsubscribe if I never subscribed.
Besides, the YT home page is pretty much a subscription page in of itself.


WatchMojo may still have empty subscribers, but they upload 5+ videos daily garanteed


I like the mix of content on your channel


Hears that you don't have any active subscribers.
watches Emplemon's other content
Realizes I'm missing out
Immediately subscribes and hit's the bell icon

*Hears that you don't have any active subscribers.*
*watches Emplemon's other content*
*Realizes I'm missing out*
*Immediately subscribes and hit's the bell icon*


“ if a ogre takes a
 Shit in the woods and no ones there to smell it “ -
Emplemon


This is a youtube poop in itself, so this is quality.

I will say, that your poop style is great and cluttered like it should. You made valid points and I will be applying the "Empty Sub factor" to a lot of people I'm subbed to... so I can tell if I enjoy their content or not.


I feel like there shouls be a subcriber page on YouTube where it lists the channels you subscribed to from left to right on an amount watched basis, and showed thr videos underneath. More than 5 new videos aren't  shown unless you click on a button,  and you can put videos on haiatus using tools.


I'm pretty sure EmpLemon is the only youtuber with an IQ thats over 7...


Wow, didn't expect Dokuro here at 11:55.


3:01 Wait, Bart is supposed to be green. What's going on here?


I don't stay subscribed to a channel that changes their format for the worse.  Prime examples: Spoony and Maddox.  Or channels that haven't uploaded in years.


I came back to this video and it's all montage parodies and shrek jokes.<br>Ah 2016

I came back to this video and it's all montage parodies and shrek jokes.
Ah 2016


Looks Like I need to U N S U B S C R I B E

I do thoroughly enjoy your more philosophical stuff tho.


What's about the average empty subscriber rate for a tube channel?


Nice video, but i couldn't get a good volume because the clips you use are much louder than your voice


As a Rick and Morty fan with over 300 chromosomes, I can say with absolute certainty that this is shit.


"You need to listen very carefully..."

NO I DON'T!!!


im guilty bc im subbed to a lot of people i dont watch anyomore or not usually at least, but im subbed to so many that im too lazy to go through them all


Also, I've had this theory too for a while


Wait a moment, you did McQueen's quest for tires?


Aye, you got me looking t my channel analytics, and to be honest, though I may not be ready for a change yet, I will sometime go through the same purge of content ^u^<br>At least I know I'm not alone

Aye, you got me looking t my channel analytics, and to be honest, though I may not be ready for a change yet, I will sometime go through the same purge of content ^u^
At least I know I'm not alone


I remembered that poop of toy story, I saw it when I was in highschool, it was hilarious


3:41 I resent it yes but I manage by reminding myself that fame sucks and I don't want it. Besides, I'm too lazy for ambitions.


I watch a lot of people on youtube, but I rarely comment, because nothing is ever original or important.And my self esteem is lower than the Mariana's Trench. But I do love almost every channel I subscribe to, and if they do something deplorable, or they suddenly change (Say...a person that told life stories and was really sincere suddenly being rude and hateful. Not naming names because there are loads of them that can fit this description) I would unsubscribe. But I do watch you often including these :) I just forget to like the videos. ^^;


Have I subbed at the third arc of this channel? Looks like this could be the end...


how to get lots of views: upload once a year


When someone says "this is shit" they usually but unusually mean this:
"I'm sorry, but this video just doesn't appeal to me. So I'll just say that this video is, ahem, 'shit'. Allow me to digress. *Rant rant about how you use stupid points and memes to appeal to the normies and alot of outsiders*. Anyway, alot of people will like this because they can't put their time and effort into a 5 minute comment because your content is a (often profanity with a slur and or insult) and I don't have the time because my 'life' consists of going on 4chan and telling people that they are worthless and never had a chance to do something with their life, so they went ahead and did it. But for you, this isn't the case. You have a large fanbase with empty subscribers(more or less) and is more entitled to make a well thought and convulted rant about me if I tried to make a video of how you are a bad youtuber, so I'll just put this into something you're small brain can get around: THIS IS SHIT."

-a normie who thinks they are an outsider


I'm not an empty subscriber. I love you, babygirl


I know I subbed to prolly about 20 channels right now I hardly or never watch but for some reason I stay subbed. It takes me a long to finally unsub from somebody


Well, this was 2016.... WELCOME TO THE EVEN BIGGER CLUSTERFUCK OF 2017


Would love your thoughts on special meme fresh


i think i might be an Empty subscriber to a few channels... hmm


Have you ever even tried pineapple on pizza? It’s the best thing in the world (after duct tape)!


Memes are bigger than what people can tell you. Sure Youtube isn't doing well, but if you try to search for "unstable Youtube memes" in Google Images, you get quite a lot of content. I think it shows that the reason Youtube is so messed up is because big corporations desperately want more money and think that memes are childish. Let's be honest, Youtube isn't going to get fixed anytime soon.<br>It's never ogre!

Memes are bigger than what people can tell you. Sure Youtube isn't doing well, but if you try to search for "unstable Youtube memes" in Google Images, you get quite a lot of content. I think it shows that the reason Youtube is so messed up is because big corporations desperately want more money and think that memes are childish. Let's be honest, Youtube isn't going to get fixed anytime soon.
It's never ogre!


I was going to comment "This is shit" as a goof but then I realized that my reputation is worth more useless internet points than a chortle


"Fuck You Baltimore!" Such a classic video, thank God I come from that great city.


i was an empty sub after the btm vid<br>but now im watching all ur vids boi

i was an empty sub after the btm vid
but now im watching all ur vids boi


I feel the song at 2:30 is from some old flash game... But which one?


Hmmm deep fried memes, just how I like em.


I prefer pens and dead memes on my pizza.


Anyone wanting to know the song at the intro, it's "take the long way home" by supertramp


How do you think pewdiepie feels about the view to subscriber thing


Every week I look for topics rather than channels. so if 2 topics are interesting in a channel I subscribe and watch & eventually unsubscribe. I subscribe to u because Of what u did with ‘behind the meme’ and this one ‘empty subscribers hypothesis’. Anything that resembles ‘Idea PBS channel’ i’ll follow.


A subscriber gets your channel and your videos recommended also likes do that too.


"Where's frying dory? I know you made videos saying you won't make it, but I still want it because I'm special."


Wait so do you mean you'll actually read this even though the video is over a year old and the comments have piled in the thousands? (Nah)


Hi there new here. Just watched your trump, rewind, and meme cult videos.
Thought I'd let you know I subbed simply to give you the satisfaction of an unsub.
If it's your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!111ONE


"The vast majority if my comments just became 'LOL' with some random quote from the video." LOL XD


<b>debating whether pineapples on pizza is tasty</b>

*debating whether pineapples on pizza is tasty*


Hey empty subscriber here. Why dont you stop doing thus ytp thing that stopped being funny in 2009 and make more commentary vids.bc theyre real good. The real reason I dont watch most of.your vids are because they consist of le screaming spungbob maymay


Pineapple is not supposed to be on a pizza


lol haha for me best part was empty subscribers hahah so funny xDxDxDxD... oh wait wrong video..


.....personally I love pineapple on my pizza


my entire sub count is empty i simply dont even upload anymore


Fine I'll fucking comment. I've been watching all of your videos


So are your 100K new scribers since this video lean or blubberbois?


4:08 Except for the bots, sockpuppets that people use to boost their own sub count and people who sub to you with more than one account.

MediawareDavid, you should probably learn the difference between views and subscriptions.

I think you forgot the part where people make sock puppet accounts to dislike other videos that don't deserve to be disliked only to be an annoyance to the lower people


Jokes on you, my chromosome count is 2 million.


Your subscribers currently are 240k, whoops


Sempsins is better than the pixar poops imo


<b>A B S O L U T E L Y   D E S G U S T I N G</b>

*A B S O L U T E L Y   D E S G U S T I N G*


i know im late, but i like you for you.

not sure if i like the tinnitus tho


It's called people not caring because they watch clickbait shit


Good thing you don't like pineapple pizza, you are a human being.


It's because proper people are thinking to your content (wow... This is shite!)


I just realized that your profile picture is a Mon Calamari.


you can do what you want with your channel but i suggest sticking to commentaries rather than ytps. but its your channel do whatever the fuck you want


Reset every subscriber<br>This will make everyone skinny af

Reset every subscriber
This will make everyone skinny af


i feel like shit for asking for you to notice me but i already feel like shit so why the fuck not