I don't know how all this yandere content keeps finding me .... Stockholm Syndrome is such a weird thing to have for Asmr content like this. Sounds good... Keep up the good work. Edit: after hearing it all. I'm sure reinjuring a patient is breaking all sorts of medical codes/practices. As a haemophiliac I'm quite uncomfortable with this thought and would just cave in as long as she didn't actively attack me any more.
My yandere nurse can't sound this cute! Her attacks sound scary yet leave me speechless since it come from such an adorable voice. I deserve to stay in the hospital.
If there' one thing that I handle is a cute Yandere nurse and Kitti just pushed me too say "MERCY" and the quote "I won't let you leave me" I don't think I can leave her if she loves me this much and I have to say this is WAY TOO HOT๐ฅ love you Kitti. โค๏ธ
(๋โธโ ) rips out IV lines, then walks over to cabinet, so as to put on and wear abnormal uniform, wearing clothing straight out, while more or less carbon copy remains in bed
Alright Giorno and Lelouch must be anomalous entity's its getting ridiculous how often they appear and always together and at roughly the same time period, I'm calling this in to command.
Her: says something about the signal not being able to reach in the basement Me: randomly gets signal (I donโt know why I get signal in random places) Her: what the fu- how Me: shrugs; I have no idea
You should try your hand a doing the tall lady of re8 village or one of her wonderful daughters. Since its trending and it would help the channel amd add to the view count!
ok so how about after i get out i can hang out with you, cuz i can see you like me (which you will regret later trust me) and i would like to not sit in this bed with my legs broken for the rest of my life.
Nurse: Of course if you do try to escape right now, I could always rebreak your leg. Me: Jokes on you b*** you can't break what's already broken. Nurse: Fine, then I may recommend the doctor surgically remove your testicles. Me: ......BREAK IT BREAK IT!!! BREAK THE LEG!!!
Yeah my legs have been bad since the car crash that left me in a wheelchair, they didnโt heal properly and itโs hard to walk or stand for too long, sometimes I need to walk with a cane, Iโm not even out of my teens and I use a cane itโs rather embarrassing, Iโve been physical therapy for a good amount of time and it hasnโt improved much, so i feel your struggle dog
@Its Puff sad to hear that man. You know, the whole time I was recovering, my mom went full Mom mode. I had to eat calcium pill everyday and drink fish liquid. Even better, my granny gave me a bottle of water that's been boiled with bear's liver. Dang how bitter that was.
@OB1tuber well I'm pretty sure I did have a concussion last year when I fell off my bike after hitting a curb while wearing headphones listening to music no handed. Yeah I was stupid back then
Yandere nurses are almost as scary as serial killer ones. So much power over you.
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Mostly because they can kill, and get away with it
2 likesA very hot nurse???? And a yandere????? My two favorite things combined oh my what a blessing this is โฅ
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Be glad it isn't the pelvis
0 likesA very hot glass of chocy milk, but not for u go to horny jail
3 likesNurse: How many fingers am I holding up?
104 likesMe: 3
Nurse: Yep, 3.
Me: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Sheeeeeeeeeeesh your the king i guessed 2
11 likesPogchamp
3 likesthe madlad he did it
3 likesAyy homies, I know she's a Yandere but this one we Can't leave
43 likesher wholesome powers are too strong
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ha now we are screw
4 likes....yes.....wholesome....
3 likes@GraveWood Speaks Im glad im not the only one who disagreed.
1 likeI wouldn't leave anyway because I love yanderes
2 likesI don't know how all this yandere content keeps finding me .... Stockholm Syndrome is such a weird thing to have for Asmr content like this. Sounds good... Keep up the good work.
5 likesEdit: after hearing it all. I'm sure reinjuring a patient is breaking all sorts of medical codes/practices. As a haemophiliac I'm quite uncomfortable with this thought and would just cave in as long as she didn't actively attack me any more.
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Haemophiliac, haemophiliac? Bro you just set yourself up for a world of hurt before the terms and conditions.
1 likeSpoiler:
129 likesNurse Kitti: "I'm gonna re-break that leg!"
Me: "You can't re-break this leg!"
Nurse Kitti: "Angry yandere nurse noises"
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That is so cute
7 likesSPOILER
1 likeI can break these cuffs.
1 likeYou can't break those cuffs.
AAAAAAAAAA
To me it sounded like a female quagmire
2 likesThis is a surprise but a great one!
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Bro, I see this guy everywhere, how does he have so much time on his hands?
4 likesEverywhere I go. I see his face-
5 likesLooks at the comments to see Giorno Giovanna
Indeed
1 likeObama is the way Obama is our Lord Obama is life Obama is eternal Obama is dummy thicc
4 likesSearch up obama prism
2 likes@Deadmemes98 I do not know
1 like23
1 likeHe has a twitter so he's basically everywhere
0 likesYandere: Do not leave.
67 likesMe: Shut up and take my body!
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Well I have no where to go
0 likesMY LEG!!! That gag never gets old for me.๐
11 likes2:23 to skip to when she starts talking. 5:38 if Ear cleaning isnโt your thing.
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Luke Dwyer same
1 likeo7 thank you sir
0 likesGood lord how long does it take to clean ears
0 likesReminds me of Night Shift Nurses: Yagami Yu.
3 likesKeep up the amazing work. :)
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Ah, you're a man of culture I see.
1 likeI've sampled in my time. :)
1 likeMy yandere nurse can't sound this cute!
6 likesHer attacks sound scary yet leave me speechless since it come from such an adorable voice. I deserve to stay in the hospital.
I don't need the pills i need the nurse
11 likesIf there' one thing that I handle is a cute Yandere nurse and Kitti just pushed me too say "MERCY" and the quote "I won't let you leave me" I don't think I can leave her if she loves me this much and I have to say this is WAY TOO HOT๐ฅ love you Kitti. โค๏ธ
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Oops zhat was not medicine
0 likesWell as long as she's taking care of me I guess I wouldn't mind staying
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Yeah, but the hospital bills are what gonna kill ya.
12 likesI'd have to agree with that
2 likes@Khrysostamos sheeeeesh
1 likeOi Josuke! As long as I get 3 meals a day and some rec I wouldn't mind staying.
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Use ZA HANDO to erase your doubts
11 likesYeah cool you won't let me leave I'm just gonna *Jumps out of window*
5 likesOkuyasu youโve been here too many times go play roblox or whatever you kids do these days yare yare
8 likes...Ora!!
1 likeDid you learn nothing from Yukako Yamagishi?
0 likesYouโre getting fed?
0 likesOkayasu is a man of culture
0 likes@Kuune-Chan Gaming So you wish to go back in your coma
0 likesSorta
0 likes@Kuune-Chan Gaming you just gave her more reasons to keep you.
0 likesI won't know that I am if I'm not conscious
0 likesAs long as I'm not dead or broken, I'm up to negotiate.
12 likesWhy are you rattling medicine around my face? Hello nurse? Wait a minute are you even a nurse, let me see your credentials.
8 likesThis seems perfect if she's taking care of me and doesn't hurt anyone I'll obey her requests
1 likeThe difference is, I donโt think iโd ask her about leaving.
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I see you in a lot of comment sections๐
6 likesId rather Lelouch than giorno
4 likesWouldn't you be worried about the hospital bills?
2 likes@NonToxicPoison that's fair, but also, giorno is cool
1 likeI totally would, hospitals make me anxious.
1 like28
1 likeHe is dedicated to yandere
0 likesYou'd just be like dude forget it I'm just going
0 likesidk bout yall but im bisexual and this is one of those times that my sexuality goes 'oh wait, you like girls now' and i roll with it
0 likes(๋โธโ ) rips out IV lines, then walks over to cabinet, so as to put on and wear abnormal uniform, wearing clothing straight out, while more or less carbon copy remains in bed
1 likeWe're all here because we know this will NEVER happen to us.
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I knew but I didn't know you knew
0 likesHaha ๐๐คฃ๐ yeah damn right
0 likesLet a man dream, brother
0 likesFrom experience yes....but not in a hospital, and we were 10, and it took another 3 to help her
0 likesAlright Giorno and Lelouch must be anomalous entity's its getting ridiculous how often they appear and always together and at roughly the same time period, I'm calling this in to command.
4 likesNurse : nice
2 likesVery hot : nice
Yandere : nice
Kitti Minx : nice
Combined : heart attack
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0 likesThis is epic.
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Umm Dr Bright... did you "borrow" the administrator's computer because 05 locked your account again?
0 likes@MTF Epsilon-11 That's the only possible explanation to be honest
1 like@MTF Epsilon-11 oh god damn bright
0 likesOoooo, a new channel I haven't seen before! Totally not going to subscribe with an alt account...
1 likeYandere Nurse:I won't let you leave me
2 likesMe:Why would I when a dream came true
Well, I'm not going to leave a Yandere this time around. ๐
3 likesDoctor: Nurse are you doing your Yandere Routine on the patients again?
0 likesNurse: .....no.
Doctor: Ok then.
Me: OH COME ON!!
I'm sure we could come to some arrangement, lets say nursing me back at my place I wouldn't mind the attention ๐
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hulk meme "I see this as an absolute win"
2 likesNo
0 likesShe gonna kill u
0 likesEeeey, that's a great idea.
1 likeVery Hot Nurse is a Yandere Iโm ok with that
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Hola seรฑor.
2 likes@mister fettuccini alfredo hello hope youโre doing well today
2 likes@Flagler America yeah I'm doin' pretty good.
2 likes@mister fettuccini alfredo thatโs good
2 likesLogically we wouldn't be able to walk very well bc 3 months in bed in a coma the muscles have weakened
3 likesNurse: How many fingers am I holding up?
1 likeMe:2.
Nurse you're correct, 3 fingers.
Me:WH-
I am almost dead and in a life threatening danger... I'm not talking about the bullet wound, I'm talking about the nurse.
0 likesThe person who took her time to save my life is somehow also taking her time to take it as well
1 likeA yandere nurse.....im in for a treat
0 likesThose crazy giggles have me conflicted! Do I fight you off, or make you join me in my hospital bed? ๐ณ
1 likeAfter hearing your voice Iโve come to determine that you sound like Ruby from ruby and max also shout out to all homies who remember that show
1 likePart 2 is when she takes you out in the wheelchair and shows you your legs.
1 likethis was scarier than the face of my sister at night
0 likesAaahh yes, a yandere nurse is here for me๐๐ i have been waiting for you
3 likesAh yes the lovely nurse that would kill me if I left
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Well, for as long as your stay is
0 likesThe Yandere is what attracts me
2 likesWhat nurses cleans my ears that fast and violently
0 likesLeaving? I'd even break another bone just to stay here
0 likesI didn't have insurance so they gave me the yandere nurse
1 likeLove the nurse yandere girl. Hope we'll never sent to the hospital WITH her here
6 likesMe: Nope Leaves the room and out of the hospital
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Don't hate on the yandere, yanderes are cute
0 likesNope.avi
0 likesHer: says something about the signal not being able to reach in the basement
0 likesMe: randomly gets signal (I donโt know why I get signal in random places)
Her: what the fu- how
Me: shrugs; I have no idea
"i just have to check you iv D R I P"
4 likesOH GOD NO DONT CALL HIS NA-
goku with drip smashes through the wall and the mui theme starts playing
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Godzilla: that was very cash money of you
1 likeYou should try your hand a doing the tall lady of re8 village or one of her wonderful daughters. Since its trending and it would help the channel amd add to the view count!
1 likeIf you want me to stay I'll come visit
1 likeBut you don't have to break my leg
Im very sensitive to noise and the start made me ticklish as fuck
1 likeKidnapped or held hostage, sure.
1 likeIN A HOSPITAL?! NOOOOOO
I feel like an idiot for not knowing what a bed pan is
0 likesIf you wake from a coma and the nurse didnโt immediately get the doctor FUCKING RUN
0 likesok so how about after i get out i can hang out with you, cuz i can see you like me (which you will regret later trust me) and i would like to not sit in this bed with my legs broken for the rest of my life.
1 likeNurse: Of course if you do try to escape right now, I could always rebreak your leg.
0 likesMe: Jokes on you b*** you can't break what's already broken.
Nurse: Fine, then I may recommend the doctor surgically remove your testicles.
Me: ......BREAK IT BREAK IT!!! BREAK THE LEG!!!
yandere re-breaking leg
0 likesMe: MY LEG!!! (Fred the fish)
Me : but why my insurance don't need to be pushed further I just wanna get out of here so I don't have to play alot of money
1 likeI have bad memories with broken bones. Especially legs. ๐ฅฒ
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2 likesYeah my legs have been bad since the car crash that left me in a wheelchair, they didnโt heal properly and itโs hard to walk or stand for too long, sometimes I need to walk with a cane, Iโm not even out of my teens and I use a cane itโs rather embarrassing, Iโve been physical therapy for a good amount of time and it hasnโt improved much, so i feel your struggle dog
2 likes@Its Puff sad to hear that man. You know, the whole time I was recovering, my mom went full Mom mode. I had to eat calcium pill everyday and drink fish liquid. Even better, my granny gave me a bottle of water that's been boiled with bear's liver. Dang how bitter that was.
2 likesIโve had the skin of my head broken twice, no concussion, how have I not gotten one yet
0 likes@OB1tuber well I'm pretty sure I did have a concussion last year when I fell off my bike after hitting a curb while wearing headphones listening to music no handed. Yeah I was stupid back then
1 likeThe background music made me feel like I was in resident evil 7
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Ayo facts
0 likesPlease don't remind me
0 likesIs this nurse Nomiโs crazy sister.
0 likesThis is nice.
0 likesI have one question
0 likesHow did the guy get into this predicament in the first place
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Maybe she did it.
0 likesWhy do I hear "the man who sold the world"?
1 likeex-fucking-cuse me? MONEY FOR HOSPITALS, nope.. I hate this hospital, only staying for the yandere. (canadian boy here)
0 likesIn most hospitals to reach outside line would to dial 9 first so calling the cops would be 9911
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This is good information, but not necessary in this situation
0 likesThis is not a hospital isn't it?
0 likes-_-ยด Wha' ar' ye doin' o'er t'ere, 'side 'stroyin' me catnap lass? ๐
6 likesYouโre not getting away with this nurse Iโll never be with you again
0 likesCucumber Approved
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Fettuccine Alfredo approved.
1 likeUhh thx...?
1 likeJoe mama approves
0 likesCucumber and sea cucumber. Itโs just like Naruto and sasuke
0 likes@_venom you dare challenge me mortal?
0 likesMe: Jump off the window if its a 2 or 1 story
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Also Me: Wakes up in the same ward.
0 likesDid everyone else hear fu(king your pillows in stead of fluffing you pillows? ๐
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Glad I'm not the only one!!!!! ๐๐๐๐
0 likesHospital flashbacks
2 likesLove the way u say thick ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐
1 likeWoke up to this
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I did the opposite
1 likesame
1 like15/10 hell yeah
5 likesIโm dead meat
0 likesI like my nurse
1 likeTo wake someone up you grab sledgehammer and bash
0 likesVery well I'll stay I expect my faith
2 likesI know how to escape this situation comment if you want my answer ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฉโโ๏ธ
0 likesHehehe. I'm in trouble.
0 likesMy Leg
0 likesay you ever seen Kill Bill?
0 likesFuck getting vitamin D3 right.
0 likesHa ha, help me, ha ha.
Part II
0 likesMisery anyone?
0 likesYo wassup I'm here.
2 likesI want play pikmin
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Chainmail fact
0 likesSame
0 likesWhta just happened..
0 likesOvo
0 likes....
0 likesHello
0 likesi can always break your legs
1 likejokes on you im general grievous i have no such weaknesses
๐ ๐๐ช๐ท๐ญ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ท๐พ๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฝ
0 likesMore morphine! ๐
2 likeshttps://youtu.be/wVYQl9Kohk4
0 likesQuickidy quackidy help me she wants to whickidy whackidy my legs
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