Yandere nurses are almost as scary as serial killer ones. So much power over you.

Mostly because they can kill, and get away with it


A very hot nurse????  And a yandere?????  My two favorite things combined oh my what a blessing this is ♥

A very hot glass of chocy milk, but not for u go to horny jail


Nurse: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: 3
Nurse: Yep, 3.
Me: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh your the king i guessed 2


Ayy homies, I know she's a Yandere but this one we Can't leave

her wholesome powers are too strong

_Ayy homies, I know she's a Yandere but this one we Can't leave_

her wholesome powers are too strong

I wouldn't leave anyway because I love yanderes

@GraveWood Speaks Im glad im not the only one who disagreed.


I don't know how all this yandere content keeps finding me .... Stockholm Syndrome is such a weird thing to have for Asmr content like this. Sounds good... Keep up the good work.<br>Edit: after hearing it all. I'm sure reinjuring a patient is breaking all sorts of medical codes/practices. As a haemophiliac I'm quite uncomfortable with this thought and would just cave in as long as she didn't actively attack me any more.

I don't know how all this yandere content keeps finding me .... Stockholm Syndrome is such a weird thing to have for Asmr content like this. Sounds good... Keep up the good work.
Edit: after hearing it all. I'm sure reinjuring a patient is breaking all sorts of medical codes/practices. As a haemophiliac I'm quite uncomfortable with this thought and would just cave in as long as she didn't actively attack me any more.

Haemophiliac, haemophiliac? Bro you just set yourself up for a world of hurt before the terms and conditions.


Spoiler:

Nurse Kitti: "I'm gonna re-break that leg!"
Me: "You can't re-break this leg!"
Nurse Kitti: "Angry yandere nurse noises"

I can break these cuffs.

You can't break those cuffs.

AAAAAAAAAA


He has a twitter so he's basically everywhere

Obama is the way Obama is our Lord Obama is life Obama is eternal Obama is dummy thicc

Everywhere I go. I see his face-

Looks at the comments to see Giorno Giovanna

Everywhere I go. I see his face-

*Looks at the comments to see Giorno Giovanna*

Bro, I see this guy everywhere, how does he have so much time on his hands?


Yandere: Do not leave.<br>Me: Shut up and take my body!

Yandere: Do not leave.
Me: Shut up and take my body!


MY LEG!!! That gag never gets old for me.😁


2:23 to skip to when she starts talking. 5:38 if Ear cleaning isn’t your thing.

Good lord how long does it take to clean ears


Reminds me of Night Shift Nurses: Yagami Yu.<br>Keep up the amazing work. :)

Reminds me of Night Shift Nurses: Yagami Yu.
Keep up the amazing work. :)


My yandere nurse can't sound this cute!<br>Her attacks sound scary yet leave me speechless since it come from such an adorable voice. I deserve to stay in the hospital.

My yandere nurse can't sound this cute!
Her attacks sound scary yet leave me speechless since it come from such an adorable voice. I deserve to stay in the hospital.


If there' one thing that I handle is a cute Yandere nurse and Kitti just pushed me too say "MERCY" and the quote "I won't let you leave me" I don't think I can leave her if she loves me this much and I have to say this is WAY TOO HOT🔥 love you Kitti. ❤


Well as long as she's taking care of me I guess I wouldn't mind staying

Yeah, but the hospital bills are what gonna kill ya.


Oi Josuke! As long as I get 3 meals a day and some rec I wouldn't mind staying.

I won't know that I am if I'm not conscious

@Kuune-Chan Gaming you just gave her more reasons to keep you.

@Kuune-Chan Gaming So you wish to go back <b>in your coma</b>

@Kuune-Chan Gaming So you wish to go back *in your coma*

𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑆ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑝

Did you learn nothing from Yukako Yamagishi?

Okuyasu you’ve been here too many times go play roblox or whatever you kids do these days <b>yare yare</b>

Okuyasu you’ve been here too many times go play roblox or whatever you kids do these days *yare yare*

Yeah cool you won't let me leave I'm just gonna <b>*Jumps out of window*</b>

Yeah cool you won't let me leave I'm just gonna **Jumps out of window**


As long as I'm not dead or broken, I'm up to negotiate.


Why are you rattling  medicine around my face? Hello nurse? Wait a minute are you even a nurse, let me see your credentials.


This seems perfect if she's taking care of me and doesn't hurt anyone I'll obey her requests


The difference is, I don’t think i’d ask her about leaving.

You'd just be like dude forget it I'm just going

I totally would, hospitals make me anxious.

@NonToxicPoison that's fair, but also, giorno is cool

Wouldn't you be worried about the hospital bills?


idk bout yall but im bisexual and this is one of those times that my sexuality goes 'oh wait, you like girls now' and i roll with it


<b>(눈‸■) rips out IV lines, then walks over to cabinet, so as to put on and wear abnormal uniform, wearing clothing straight out, while more or less carbon copy remains in bed</b>

*(눈‸■) rips out IV lines, then walks over to cabinet, so as to put on and wear abnormal uniform, wearing clothing straight out, while more or less carbon copy remains in bed*


We're all here because we know this will NEVER happen to us.

From experience yes....but not in a hospital, and we were 10, and it took another 3 to help her


Alright Giorno and Lelouch must be anomalous entity's its getting ridiculous how often they appear and always together and at roughly the same time period, I'm calling this in to command.


Nurse : nice
Very hot : nice
Yandere : nice
Kitti Minx : nice
Combined : heart attack


@MTF Epsilon-11 That's the only possible explanation to be honest

Umm Dr Bright... did you "borrow" the administrator's computer because 05 locked your account again?


Ooooo, a new channel I haven't seen before! Totally not going to subscribe with an alt account...


Yandere Nurse:I won't let you leave me

Me:Why would I when a dream came true


Well, I'm not going to leave a Yandere this time around. 😉


Doctor: Nurse are you doing your Yandere Routine on the patients again?
Nurse: .....no.
Doctor: Ok then.
Me: OH COME ON!!

*Doctor:* Nurse are you doing your Yandere Routine on the patients again?
*Nurse:* .....no.
*Doctor:* Ok then.
*Me:* OH COME ON!!


I'm sure we could come to some arrangement, lets say nursing me back at my place I wouldn't mind the attention 😍

<b>hulk meme</b>  "I see this as an absolute win"

*hulk meme*  "I see this as an absolute win"


Very Hot Nurse is a Yandere I’m ok with that

@Flagler America yeah I'm doin' pretty good.

@mister fettuccini alfredo hello hope you’re doing well today


Logically we wouldn't be able to walk very well bc 3 months in bed in a coma the muscles have weakened


Nurse: How many fingers am I holding up?
Me:2.
Nurse you're correct, 3 fingers.
Me:WH-


I am almost dead and in a life threatening danger... I'm not talking about the bullet wound, I'm talking about the nurse.


The person who took her time to save my life is somehow also taking her time to take it as well


Those crazy giggles have me conflicted! Do I fight you off, or make you join me in my hospital bed? 😳


After hearing your voice I’ve come to determine that you sound like Ruby from ruby and max also shout out to all homies who remember that show


Part 2 is when she takes you out in the wheelchair and shows you your legs.


this was scarier than the face of my sister at night


Aaahh yes, a yandere nurse is here for me😏😏 i have been waiting for you


Ah yes the lovely nurse that would kill me if I left


What nurses cleans my ears that fast and violently


Leaving? I'd even break another bone just to stay here


I didn't have insurance so they gave me the yandere nurse


Love the nurse yandere girl. Hope we'll never sent to the hospital WITH her here

Me: Nope Leaves the room and out of the hospital

Love the nurse yandere girl. Hope we'll never sent to the hospital WITH her here

Me: Nope *Leaves the room and out of the hospital*

Don't hate on the yandere, yanderes are cute


Her: says something about the signal not being able to reach in the basement
Me: randomly gets signal (I don’t know why I get signal in random places)
Her: what the fu- how
Me: shrugs; I have no idea


"i just have to check you iv D R I P"
OH GOD NO DONT CALL HIS NA-
goku with drip smashes through the wall and the mui theme starts playing

"i just have to check you iv D R I P"
OH GOD NO DONT CALL HIS NA-
*goku with drip smashes through the wall and the mui theme starts playing*

Godzilla: that was very cash money of you


You should try your hand a doing the tall lady of re8 village or one of her wonderful daughters. Since its trending and it would help the channel amd add to the view count!


If you want me to stay I'll come visit<br>But you don't have to break my leg

If you want me to stay I'll come visit
But you don't have to break my leg


Im very sensitive to noise and the start made me ticklish as fuck


Kidnapped or held hostage, sure.

IN A HOSPITAL?! NOOOOOO

Kidnapped or held hostage, sure.

*IN A HOSPITAL?! NOOOOOO*


I feel like an idiot for not knowing what a bed pan is


If you wake from a coma and the nurse didn’t immediately get the doctor FUCKING RUN


ok so how about after i get out i can hang out with you, cuz i can see you like me (which you will regret later trust me) and i would like to not sit in this bed with my legs broken for the rest of my life.


Nurse: Of course if you do try to escape right now, I could always rebreak your leg.
Me: Jokes on you b*** you can't break what's already broken.
Nurse: Fine, then I may recommend the doctor surgically remove your testicles.
Me: ......BREAK IT BREAK IT!!! BREAK THE LEG!!!

*Nurse:* Of course if you do try to escape right now, I could always rebreak your leg.
*Me:* Jokes on you b*** you can't break what's already broken.
*Nurse:* Fine, then I may recommend the doctor surgically remove your testicles.
*Me:* ......BREAK IT BREAK IT!!! BREAK THE LEG!!!


yandere re-breaking leg

Me: MY LEG!!! (Fred the fish)

*yandere re-breaking leg*

Me: MY LEG!!! (Fred the fish)


Me : but why  my insurance  don't need to be pushed further I just wanna get out of here so I don't have to play alot of money


I have bad memories with broken bones. Especially legs. 🥲

@OB1tuber well I'm pretty sure I did have a concussion last year when I fell off my bike after hitting a curb while wearing headphones listening to music no handed. Yeah I was stupid back then

I’ve had the skin of my head broken twice, no concussion, how have I not gotten one yet

@Its Puff sad to hear that man. You know, the whole time I was recovering, my mom went full Mom mode. I had to eat calcium pill everyday and drink fish liquid. Even better, my granny gave me a bottle of water that's been boiled with bear's liver. Dang how bitter that was.

Yeah my legs have been bad since the car crash that left me in a wheelchair, they didn’t heal properly and it’s hard to walk or stand for too long, sometimes I need to walk with a cane, I’m not even out of my teens and I use a cane it’s rather embarrassing, I’ve been physical therapy for a good amount of time and it hasn’t improved much, so i feel your struggle dog


The background music made me feel like I was in resident evil 7


I have one question<br>How did the guy get into this predicament in the first place

I have one question
How did the guy get into this predicament in the first place


Why do I hear "the man who sold the world"?


ex-fucking-cuse me? MONEY FOR HOSPITALS, nope.. I hate this hospital, only staying for the yandere. (canadian boy here)


In most hospitals to reach outside line would to dial 9 first so calling the cops would be 9911

This is good information, but not necessary in this situation


-_-´ Wha' ar' ye doin' o'er t'ere, 'side 'stroyin' me catnap lass? 🙀


You’re not getting away with this nurse I’ll never be with you again


Cucumber and sea cucumber. It’s just like Naruto and sasuke


Me: Jump off the window if its a 2 or 1 story


Did everyone else hear fu(king your pillows in stead of fluffing you pillows? 😁


To wake someone up you grab sledgehammer and bash


I know how to escape this situation comment if you want my answer 🤕🏥👩⚕


Fuck getting vitamin D3 right.<br>Ha ha, help me, ha ha.

Fuck getting vitamin D3 right.
Ha ha, help me, ha ha.


i can always break your legs

jokes on you im general grievous i have no such weaknesses


𝓐 𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽

𝓐 𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽


Quickidy quackidy help me she wants to whickidy whackidy my legs