Once my little sister looked in the McDonald's bag. She was probably 3ish and she looked at my mom and said, "Oh shit mom, we fowgot the napkins." Me and my mom had a good laugh about it, then decided not to swear around her anymoreXD
Dodie thank you for always being that positive outlet in my life. Even if it's just a silly story, it makes me feel like I have a friend to count on for whatever I need. Thank you for always being you and being that positive factor in my life. Through your videos and your music I find peace and happiness. Your talent and personality radiate across the room. Never change, much love xx
I love how different Dodie's parents reacted like Dodie's mum: There was..a swear word in the hat Dodie's dad: My little Dodie wrote FUCK! In somebody's HAT!
That's hilarious, things always seem so bad when you're a kid, it's probably so funny for them to have kids and have them do dumb things and just have to try not to laugh hysterically
i probably learned it around age 8 or 9, and i only learned it bc my dad was telling people the story about how his mom hated the restaurant Fuddruckers bc she thought they were intentionally trying to get ppl to accidentally say fuckrudders, and he forgot i was there and i was just like, "dad what does fuck mean?" and everyone just pissed themselves lol
I am the eldest xD I first heard it when I was around 11 or 12, never said it though, my younger sister by two years (she is 14) still doesnt know it, and my other sister knew it since she was like 9 xD and she teached it indirectly to my 2 year old brother who doesnt know its meaning though and we wont say it around him again..I hope lol
+Vanii's Kitty (Neko :33) i was actually probably like 4 or 5 when i learned the middle finger was "bad" bc i pointed with it and my then-preteen sister's friend thought it was just HILARIOUS and so they told me not to do it cuz it means a bad word, but i didnt learn til probably 6th grade what it actually meant lol
I remember when I was about 10, knowing that there was a swear word beginning with F because of Gordon Ramsay's programme "The F Word". I asked my mum what it was and she said "I'm not telling you but I never want to hear you say it". And so I couldn't of course XD Any normal ten year old would just ask the internet these days.
damnyoupolishgenius when I was 7 the other kids screamed "look! There's a condom!" When they saw a see through plastic bag and we were so grossed out of this condoms
i learned it when i was 5 because someone wrote it on the school swingset and i said it outloud and the teacher was right next to me, i didn't get in trouble though. but i say it a lot now :) thanks grade school
damnyoupolishgenius i remember that i thought damn was a really bad word and everytime someone Said it i went like GASP and Said something like "dont swear god's near" i mustve been so annoying bc now i swear all the time and i cant imagine not to lmao
i kept confusing between 'suck' and 'fuck' so i never used either of those words in fear since i didn't know which one was the actual swear word... yeah i was 12
Ha! Oh little Dodie why I looove how you shot this video! Your editing is so simple, yet one of my favorite types. That story was pretty funny as well-loved hearing from your parents' side!
Wonderful stoty! I laughed as it brought back my naughty childhood memory! Thanks for sharing and I'm hoping you're having some happy days! Lots of love to you!
Dodie, I really appreciate how well put-together this video is. I love how you edited it and the story is great. I love your content and hope all goes well ☺️
I love the fact that you seem so comfortable to be talking to a camera whilst sitting in the bath. It's lovely to see how far you have come. I'm really proud :-) xx
I really loved this video. :) It's was so good. Vedic is the best! These videos have been getting me through sh*t anxiety this week, Dodie you're the best! <3
I'll have you know that I'm attempting to stifle my laughter at two in the morning trying not to wake my whole family. this is one of my favorite vlogs that you've done.
I remember being 11 and saying to one of my friends that I thought this girl who bullied me in school (who was also called Mollie) was a bitch. Someone overheard me saying it and told her straight away, she then went to tell the deputy head teacher and I thought I'd be in so much trouble when he asked to talk to me. He just sat me down on a bench in the playground and told me he'd heard about what I'd said and asked me why I'd said it. I told him that I didn't really know, I said that she had been horrible to me since we were about 4 or 5 and I never knew why she didn't like me so much. I expected him to turn to me and tell me off or give me a detention, instead he just told me that he'd noticed for a while how she was with me and that he could understand why I wanted to use the word to describe her. He then went on to say that I'm a good kid and that was the first bad thing he'd ever heard of me doing and said I wasn't in trouble but he didn't want to hear about me saying it again and that I should try to not let it effect me as much. I think it was one of the first times an adult had talked to me as an equal and didn't look at me as a silly little child. Looking back I'm glad he dealt with it in that way, I think it helped me grow a slightly thicken skin to deal with the bullies I faced then and would later face in high school.
I would love to have had that experience! Wow, your teacher was amazing! My brother said to me once (just a few months ago) that I’m just like a “kid” to him, which made me furious. He is older than me and has been alive my entire life. He always frustrates me, like how those annoying siblings do, and has been doing so for YEARS. It wasn’t until maybe three weeks ago when it just got to me and I exploded. I wanted to kill him so badly then, but I know I can’t and definitely shouldn’t. Keeping all of the pent up anger and annoyance bottled inside was too much to handle and I cried so hard, punching the walls and my bedroom door. I remember thinking when I was younger of all the bad things I would say to him...
So yeah. I would love to have had an adult early on talk to me as if I weren’t just a child! Your teacher handled it so well!
You know what I love about dodie? She can take off her makeup and looking tired with imperfections and bags under her eyes she is still absolutely gorgeous.
Desmond Craddock you think you're so clever don't you?and you're here in the comments section of a video you're clearly not interested in...or maybe you are and this is the way you treat nice people?otherwise you clearly don't have anything better to do with your life and i advise you leave.👋
amy amazing34 that's such a pointless argument because I could just say the same thing back to you or anyone. No one has to reply to anything. And I'll remind you I had stopped replying weeks ago until they randomly came at me with a weird ass hypothetical. So yeah buddy I did kinda have to reply.
One time when I was around 4 years old I pulled down my grandmothers curtain and I went silent while everyone stared to see what happened and like a few seconds later I was like “oh shit!” And everyone couldn’t stop laughing. Honestly every time I think about it I imagine my little self under this massive white sheet while swearing.
TBH at the moment, dodie, her videos and her music are the only things that bring me anything close to joy, so thank you so so much for making me feel almost happy, I'm infinitely grateful, I love you so much 💖
My god, this video made me giggle! The enthusiasm you told that story with was so infectious - I caught myself smiling throughout the whole thing. Childhood stories are such an interesting way of learning about a person's character - for that reason, I feel as though this video was uniquely intimate, in it's own way. I really enjoyed the commentary on the 'type of child' Dodie was, from both you, Dodie, your Mum & Dad's perspective. Happy VEDIF! Xx
@Sellsbones ASMR I don't get guilty, but my heart does start pounding a little because I know I might get caught. I can usually control my posture and tone for the most part, so I can't recall ever getting caught in a lie because of how hypercareful I am when I do something I shouldn't. But I don't really lie too often anyway. Luckily, if I sweat, I can blame it on the Texas heat.
I can't stop laughing oh my god. idk why but this sounds like something I'd have done as a kid lol. jfc this is hilarious tho thanks for sharing this story dodie :3
I had a little rubber pony that you could sit on. When my sister played with MY pony, I was so jealous that I took a scissor and stuck it into the pony's neck! Of course, all the air inside started bursting out. Then I realised I just killed my so loved pony because of jealousy and started sobbing. My parents also found that quite hilarious- didn't suit me at all! :D Love stories like this Hahaha
Watching this and reading the stories in the comments, I'm legitimately struggling to refrain from accidentally spitting my beverage all over my computer from laughter :'D
This video made my day omg. It's so personal and authentic and nice and peaceful for you're taking a bath but at the same time i get like a kind of nostalgic vibe since it was about a childhood memory and you talk so lovingly to you're parents. I just can't believe how talented you are at editing, adding all those little shots of yourself at the beginning (you getting home, making tea, taking your clothes off), and at story telling since you made it so intresting and funny. I felt as if I were involved in the story but mostly I felt like I there with you, having a chat, you know? And it is a quite conforting feeling. You're amazing and I just loved loved loved it omg thanks dodie
its my fav thing when you see a glimpse of one sibling in the other. Dodie made think of Hedy for a sec. and also "My little DODIE wrote fuck in somebody's hat!' killed me
I can't believe I just started to watch dodie a few weeks ago!? I love her so much already. and am I the only one who thinks dodie is just the cutest and prettiest name? it's like jodie but better. can I name my child dodie
I WANT MORE DODIE BATH VIDEOS.... sounds weird I just like the chill vibe of this... 🌼
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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I remember when I was like 6 I drew a harry potter scar on my sisters baby born doll and every one was SO mad at me lol I actually remember it so well. And omg I love how much you are uploading this month don't you even DARE to say sorry for the one day you missed like non
I'm actually crying with laughter this is bloody hilarious oh my god 😂 but also this is something I would do when I played with my slightly younger family friends oh dearrrr so reckless hahahahaha
When I was little, probably around the age of 6 or 7, I had a knack for drawing on the walls. There was one in particular I remember specifically because my parents still talk about it today, but we lived in this little apartment that had a basement. Little me was downstairs playing with hot wheels by myself and got bored so I decided to create a mural with crayons on the whole wall of the basement. This was also how we learned I was allergic to magic erasers haha good times
dodie, you're such a sweet, lovely human and in my honest opinion the world is blessed to have you on it. i'm sure you don't always feel like a gift to this planet, which of course is normal but makes me sad bc so many people are so full of love for you. you have something about you that's so loveable, and you might think that that's merely because you portray yourself to be a happy, joyous person with a personality to match dodie yellow (on your doddleoddle account i mean) but you post about your depersonalisation and your panick attacks and your nostalgia and how you're a "mistake making human" on your social media and on doddlevloggle, and all of us doddleoddlers love you so much WITH your flaws, not despite them. i mean, sure, i'm sure you don't post all of your life on the internet and you might dismiss this lil essay that im writing- if you see it- because you think we dont know you, but all i wanted to say is that we all appreciate you a lot, and you're an 100/10 human bean in our eyes in so many ways, definitely not a 6. i wish you could see yourself through our eyes, then you'd be absolutely smitten with yourself. hope you're doing okay in your head at the minute & thankyou for sharing the little parts of your life with us:') Xo
I felt like I was listening to a really dramatic thriller book. How did you manage to keep me so enthralled in a story about writing fuck in a hat, how can anyone not love you
Oh my god! That is so adorable. It's funny to think back on little things like that where it felt like such a huge deal to you. But once you left your parents were probably cackling about how ridiculous it was. Oh, children.
0:03 Aw! Scooter! This is a very chill video. Very cute! And very naughty little dodie! 1:00 Reminded me of Hazel, in the video, Texting Random People with Daniel J Layton 😂
This reminds me so much of the time when I was in kindergarten and we were assigned to make three sided hats with George Washington on them. So, I decided to embellish the doodle with a very descriptive drawing of George's genitals. I faced the side of the hat that had aforementioned genitalia away from the teachers view on the windowsill, thus completely visible to ANYONE outside. smooth move, right? Long story short, I get caught and sent home early from school. I walked into my living room and my parents were sitting on the couch and my dad said "Anna, what did you do today?" And I, in all of my eloquent five year old glory, said: "uh... I drew George Washington inappropriate." And my parents naturally burst into laughter, which then I cried in response to, and my mom taught me a very important lesson: "there is a time and a place for penises, Anna. next time you can bring an extra worksheet home, and we can all draw penises to our hearts' content." In conclusion, turns out I'm gay.
YouTube suggested this to me on my feed. I'm glad I watched as I was laughing out loud. I'm sure my dog was giving me weird looks again. She's a blue heeler and sometimes cuddles up next to me as if saying, it's ok, I see you're having a breakdown. Normal humans don't laugh at their phone. Lol
Omg this is adorable I love this story. I used to have a habit of writing/drawing on the walls or furniture of my house. I would always lie about it tho. Also I used to rip up my brother's styrofoam aeroplanes (anyone else remember those?) if I was left alone with them. I was a very destructive child
Mollsauce OMG! I did the same... Only I drew on the walls IN A RENTED HOUSE. My mum and dad had to secretly repaint the walls without the owners knowing xD
I know this is like three years later but... I was nine, at my best friends birthday and she is showing us her gold mystery packet figure from the co-op and I wanted a gold one but she already had a silver one, so when we had to wash our hands before tea, I took it off her bedroom drawer and put it in my pocket.
This reminds me of the time when I wrote "I hate you" on my brother's teddy in felt pen and then blamed it on my friend, who'd been round our house... yeah, I was an evil demon child. Then there was also the time me and another friend decided to give my brother's battery-powered dog a shower... this is really starting to make me see what a twisted kid I was!
One of the dumbest naughty things I remember doing as a kid, involved sausages...hear me out. So, when I younger, my mom would almost always give me these little sausages to eat for breakfast before school, to the point where I got SO sick of them. But I couldn't go watch tv before school until I finished. Until one day, while staring at these sausages not wanting to eat them, and I glanced down and noticed there was a small drawer hidden in my kitchen right beside where I usually ate. So...I dumped the sausages in there when nobody was looking...and this continued for weeks. So one day, I'm going into the kitchen ready to dump some sausages, only to find my mom searching the kitchen, saying she smelled something rotten...needless to say she found the sausage drawer...and the best part is that I tried to lie about it...LIKE, WHERE ELSE DID I THINK I COULD SAY THEY CAME FROM?!
(plot twist: That's now one of my favorite things to eat)
when you want to make a clever, well composed comment relating to the amazing video but at the same time, all you want to do is try and get put on dodie's snapchat
How does a video with a person(that's amazingly adorable and talented ok) in a bathtub talking about writing a swear word in a hat make me so fricking happy😂
this whole video i couldn't stop smiling. in pre-k i used to give myself hickies on the arm and when my mom asked what they were i would tell her i just fell off the swing set. she knew what i was doing but i thought i was awfully clever.
Can I just say, I'm not only in love with your videos and music, but also with this community? You put a video of yourself talking while taking a bath ON THE INTERNET, and there are no pervert in the comments! It's sad though, 'cause it shouldn't be something "unusual", if most people outside of this community still knew what human decency was...
Other than that, very cool and funny story, and I love your dad, he's soo cool!! ^^
i relate to the bad jealousy issues too dodie <3 i always am worried sick abt my friends having other friends because i feel like theyre having more fun and like them more than me
I think the first time I truely used a naughty word was when I was around 6 or 7. My cousin came to visit and I was like BUGGING him to play an imaginary game like space adventure or teacher but all he did was nap on my bed! MY purple butterfly bed!! So I just felt the raaaage and yelled "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!!" and my parents BURST open the door, clearly upset. So I get told to sit and wait while my parents talk. A few minutes later (though as a child it felt like 600 years), they come back in the room and ask why I said the bad word. I just look them with tears in my eyes and say "I was trying to get [cousin's name] out of bed so I yelled like mommy does to daddy on Mondays" AND MY DAD JUST CANNOT HOLD IN THIS EARTH SHAKING LAUGH OMG and of course as a kid I had no idea why he was laughing but my mom's face was like super red! ...ended up getting a new stuffed animal that day from my dad. 👍
when I was like 10 my friend forced me to write on a slide at the park and i thought vandalism was the worst thing i could possibly do and the guilt ate me up so bad until one day i let it slip to my mom and burst into tears and she was like "okay"
This reminds me of one time when I was seven I was in a grocery store with my parents and I saw a big bag of potato chips and I was really hungry. So I ripped the bag a little and took a potato chip and ate it. I was literally so afraid the police was going to stop my parents and take me to jail...so, so scared
I remember when I was about 2, I turned on the oven in the kitchen. My mom was on the other side of the house and I was alone in the kitchen. I put my hand on the knob thing and hesitated for a bit, and then I just turned it. I stood there for a bit, thinking 'what have I just done' and then I ran to my mom, brought her into the kitchen, pointed to the oven, and started sobbing. She didn't understand why I was so upset but I started freaking out haha
How can your content feel so real and relateable when all the other content on youtube feels fake and scripted? Even though I know it's not realistic, I feel like these videos are more closely related to a phonecall with an old friend telling me about their day every evening than a video shared with thousands of people on the internet.
I remember one time at age 7 I was playing with my dad, running/chasing around the upstairs, and I repeated a word I had heard on TV that day. I said, "You imbecile!" I remember the shock on my parents faces as they froze in place. That's not a word you expect to hear coming out of your seven-year-old's mouth. They sat me down and calmly told me that "imbecile" is a mean word and I should never call someone that again. Looking back, they probably did find the situation amusing.
hang on, hang on. did dodie fill the kettle by the SPOUT? have i been doing it wrong my entire life or has dodie adopted a strange kettle filling skill?
I think the naughtiest thing I've done is cut off a chunk of my hair bc I just wanted to tie it and thought "why not? cutting it will DEFINITELY make it easier to tie."
my crops are flourishing my skin is clears the worlds orders is restored I have 20/20 vision my grades are up I'm sleeping soundly at night and I am sh00k. don't ask why I memorized that
I remember writing 'stupid' on the countertop on sharpie and when my parents asked me about it, I panicked and said it was my sister, who then got into trouble. I think it was when I was twelve when I thought stupid was the worst swear word to exist.
this just reminded me of a thing did when i was a kid (well i still am). i was about 5 and i was watching my dad shaving, mesmerized as i was. but at this time i had a horrible knack of copying what other people were doing. so once dad finished i went back into the bathroom poured way to much shaving cream into my hands and started putting it all over my face, once my face was covered i grabbed my toothbrush and started to "shave" like my dad was. little to my knowledge mum was behind me this whole time with a video camera filming the whole thing. she was pissing herself laughing. i thought i would have gotta in massive trouble but mum couldn't stop laughing.
Omg this is too funny! It reminds me of when I was 7 and my brother was 9 and I was really angry at him for something (Though I can't even remember what it was 😂) but anyway I wrote on a part of the wall above the stairs "Callum was here" and he got in trouble for it! My parents grounded him even though he made the very good point it wasn't even his handwriting so couldn't have been him but because I was always so angelic they believed I couldn't even think of something so calculated and devious... The guilt ate me alive for what felt like years but was literally only 10 minutes because after they shouted and sent him to his room I burst into tears and confessed the whole thing. Surprisingly I didn't get into trouble, but I did have to clean the wall and apologise to him and I was technically 'grounded' for a week but I never really went out except for going to school anyway so that didn't bother me 😂
one time, my family and I were staying with friends and I was doing some crafting, and I made a picture I was very proud of and I asked if I was allowed to put it in my friend's room; her mother said 'no', and I STILL WENT AND TAPED IT IN MY FRIEND'S ROOM. Her mother walked past and saw me and I got in trouble. That was one of the most mortifying moments of my life
one time when i was 6 years old, i took a piece of chalk and wrote every swear word i could think of on the fence in my yard. my family is super religious and i've never heard my parents swear to this day (i'm almost 17 if you're wondering) and my parents spanked me so hard lmao my ass was shook
Guilty pleasure fourteen seconds in because I love and respect Dodie, but at the same time... I'm a hormonal male in the middle of a dry spell and I may or may not have had a crush on Dodie at some point in the past, and oh god I'm so sorry. XD
That's so much cooler than my story. When my siblings and I were little (in the '60's) we hid from view in our dad's work-van when it was parked outside our granny's house and as people passed by, we all three shouted out in unison the naughtiest swearwords we had ever heard.... "Bloody bugger, piss, crap!" We felt soooo naughty, and chuckled wickedly at our daring! We had no idea there were even better swearwords!😂
When you started the story with "you know when you were a kid and you just got the urge to do something NauGHtY" my first reaction was. no. no not me. I've never had the urge to do anything naughty. I've never had that ever. never ever have-- oh wait. And then I remembered. Now in primary school, the girls changing room was connected to the girls toilets, and when we were doing p.e the girls would get changed and leave their school uniforms in there. And once in the middle of class I left to go to the toilet, and was walking through the piles of school uniforms left by the girls doing p.e, when I saw it. A safety pin, carefully pinned on one of the girls skirts, put there to tailor it in and keep it from falling down. And just because I could, just because there was no one around to see me, (and maybe out of my jealousy that this girl was too slim for her skirt while mine would barely do up) I quickly ran over to the skirt and removed the safety pin, burying it deep into the bin where no one would find it. And that was it. I'm not sure if the girl noticed. Maybe it completely ruined her day and her skirt fell down round her ankles and tripped her up. I'll never know. But there is my one act of pointless, just for the sake of it naughtiness. The end.
Yeah when Dodie was born they asked him to say Dorothy (because thats her full name) and he said doddleoddle and thats where her channels name is from.
I totally know where you are coming from! When I was about 6 or 7, I wrote "fuck" on the wall of my bedroom, behind a dresser, in white crayon because I was angry about something my parents did. The guilt absolutely ate me alive for days so I scribbled it out with more white crayon a few days later 😂😂😂
I love parents who find this stuff funny, because usually that's when the kid is good. The parents that yell at their kids for this kind of stuff usually have misbehaving kids.
When I was in reception I hated this girl called Amelia (who's now one of my best friends funnily enough). My mum said it's bc we were (and still are lol) very bossy so we clashed. And I mean CLASHED. god I fucking hated her. And the feeling was mutual. Anyway. It was a fine, normal day in the creative reception classroom. The room was buzzing with colouring being done and general 5 year old chatter. Until I, being the bitch that I am, stormed over and snatched the bloody pink pen amelia was holding out of her hand for no reason other than I didn't like her. We had a physical fight I think. Well maybe not that aggressive bc we were like 4. And the teacher came and told us off and that was that. But it's really funny to look back on now and it just shows how bad things at the time (well bad in a 4 year olds head) can now be funny.
I remember that when I was about 7 years old my little brother wrote a book about basketball. He was soooo proud of that book. He showed it off to everyone on the bus and my parents were so pleased with him. I just remember being so angry at him for getting all the attention. The book was on computer paper and he wrote it by hand. That night, I snuck into his room and ripped the book into time little pieces and left them in a pile on the floor of his room. The next morning my brother came crying downstairs to my mum. In the end, I wasn't allowed any sweets or screen time for 2 weeks and I had to help my little brother type a new book from scratch! Silly Maya 😝
One time when I was seven, my brother and I found a baby bird in the backyard. It wasn't a tiny baby, but it wasn't quite full grown either. We decided that it would be a good idea to take it inside, so we did. I cut two holes in each side of a circular container and put a stick inside of it so the bird could rest on it. We went into my room and we held it and pet it and it was amazing. Then all of a sudden, my parents opened the door. I could hear their footsteps coming, so before the doorknob turned, I shoved my hand behind the open closet door so the bird was out of sight. They asked us what we were doing and I was like "NOTHING." But then they here it. The baby bird chirped. And then it did it again. My parents slowly walked over to my and stared at the bird. My mom just looked at it and went "Oh my god." And that's all I remember. What a moment lol
omg this reminds me of something I did when I was a kid.
When I was in grade 4, I was sitting next to this girl who was being mean to me, so I secretly over the course of a day wrote "FUCK" on the side of her desk. Then later on, she noticed and exclaimed, "Someone wrote a bad word on my desk!" and everyone gathered around to see.
At that moment I realised that I was going to be the main suspect (the word being on the side closest to me) so I quickly scribbled another "FUCK" on the other side of my desk and gasped, "Someone did it to me too!" and everyone again went to look. Then the girl said "and they're both on the same side too! Who did this?"
My friend and I once drew all over the bath with crayons. When we realised what we had done we were terrified we'd get in trouble and we tried to wash it off. When my mum came in we tried to hide under the sink, but that didn't really work. She was fine with it, just glad we were cleaning it off!
What the frick frack snick snack I am always amazed at how STUNNING you are without makeup! You're such a freakin ray of sunshine even when you're tired or sad. I started playing the ukulele because of you (and it's yellow. Dodie yellow? I have no idea but her name is Layla). You have inspired me to finally start saving money to get a camera so I can start making my own videos. I'm so so happy I got to meet you in Charleston. ILYSM dodie! ^-^
I did the same thing, except on a school bus seat, and when I got home my mom got a phone call, I panicked and confessed, thinking it was the school calling!
one time when I was seven or eight, I really wanted to see how good the moderators were on Club Penguin. So, I had the "urge" to do something bad and said "I just had good sex" (I made an alternate penguin, just for this) and got banned in an instance. I had KFC for dinner that night and threw it up because I though my mom would get an email telling her what I said. She never found out though.
that little realization of why you did that was interesting to me. I always look back at things from my childhood and wonder what my motives were, especially those cringey things. I wish I could pick at my younger brain and understand why I did or said things.
i'm always so confused when there are entrances like yours in the first 15 seconds no one would get home, put up their camera and then enter again, with all their stuff, just for aesthetics, that's weird riggght?? there is only one reason for that every youtuber always films their entrance door, 24/7, that's more reasonable isn't it
okay storytime: when i was younger, about 10 or so, i was in jc penney with my mom and sister, because my mom loved jc penney. this specific one (which we always went to) had a sephora in it, and my sister had recently been getting into makeup & stuff. so she convinces me to go into this lil sephora. i do, and we're messing around with all the makeup and stuff. me, being a mischievous child, writes 'fuck' in foundation or smthn idk on the little plastic-y label thing. then, as i walk away to my sister, i see an old lady that had been watching me approaching my place of graffiti. i panic and try to hide. my sister is oblivious. i watch as this old lady reads my profanity with horror. she turns to find me, but i'm behind a display. she yells at me and threatens to tell my parents, but she still can't see me, as i'm just skirting around her. right on cue, my mom shows up and tells us we have to go. she wants to look at the makeup, but my sister, the real og, leads her away. my sister had no idea what was going on but she knew i had done something bad. we ended up looking at some stuff right outside the store and going into other stores (it was in a mall). i tried to change my hair and take off my hoodie and glasses and try to change my appearance. i spent that whole day in fear that the old lady would track me down.
i also have a thing about seeing other people's houses!! not in a snooping way but it's really interesting and tells you a lot about a person i feel (if they're sentimental and to what degree, their taste in things, etc) i love going to people's places for the first time it's lovely
My family once had my teacher over for dinner cuz we were friends and I (in front of my second grade wacher, and I was seven) said “ah fuck” when I dropped my fork!! 😂 my parents were so embarrassed but were cracking up and my teacher found it hilarious
When I was little I found it enraging and saddening when adults, including my own parents, would laugh at my very real pain. It seemed insensitive and frankly clownish from my perspective. I know now that adults are just less mature in that way. Most adults are just broken children, and they are stupid from the pain, not cruel.
when i was like 8 or 9, me and a girl slightly younger than me hid in the art room’s supply closet and wrote on a paper “paul is gay” (paul was a staff member for an afterschool program we were in), we threw it away afterwards but paul got curious and found it. i remember crying when my dad picked me up the next day even though my dad was laughing so hard.
This reminds me of the time I stuck a really creepy picture to a school bus and my sister told my parents and I tried to lie my way out but it didn't work
I'd like to tell a story. One time when my sister was little, maybe 3 or 4, she was making a very big mess as she was taking a bath. My parents would sometimes let curses slip, so she learned some things. My dad was helping her bathe and she decides to stand up, in the bath, put her hands on her hips, sighs, and goes,
"what a fucking mess"
That was a very tense phonecall between my dad and mum.
A few years back, when I was around 10 or so, my brother offered me his yellow tulip if I would tell him the "b-word." I already had a yellow tulip, but TWO yellow tulips?? Well that would be amazing. So I said yes.
this one time when i was young and the original ds was a thing i was at a slumber party and we were all having a conversation through pictochat (or w/e it was called) cause it was just the most amazing thing ever and i guess i wasn't getting enough attention so i just wrote a big ol FUCK and sent it to everyone's ds and my friends mum walked in and saw and thats the story of how everyone got banned from using their ds at the party and all my friends hated me for like 2 hours yay
When I was around seven my cousin and I were preparing a tea party, and had been given a 1,5 liter bottle of coke to represent the tea. We were sorting through some kid china to find cups. My cousin is a year older than me, and has this long, gorgeous blond hair down to her waist, and she was leaning over the box with the china and I was holding the bottle of coke. Her long, wavy, shiny hair right in front of me. I really had no choice. I can remember it happening without me consciously making the decision to do it. Suddenly it was just happening. I emptied the entire bottle of coke over her head.
i did virtually the same thing to a label in my brother's shirt. He found it and cut it out before my parents could see it, but he never found that it was me. ;) stealth master
Is it just me or is Dodge cute? Lol Folks told me when I was 5 I said fuck at the dinner table and had no reason why everyone was acting the way they were after I said it......
oh my liFe i did such a similar thing!! i wrote 'fuck u' on a piece of paper and stuck it on my window (my older friend andy was outside playing with his new friend who i was jealous of) and i cried so much with guilt oh my GoD
LMAO first Vid i see from you and than its such thing, just cool lol i probably did same as your Parents. I'd so laugh if i had a Child that do this hahaha just cool even more the way how you tell the story XD Btw. i love it to explore places too ^^
I was at a "Meet the baby" party because my stepsister just had a girl and her son, who is almost 3, dropped his balloon and I swear I heard him say "Oh sh___" and I was the only one who heard it and I asked "What did you just say?" And he just looked at me it was the funniest thing
Her father seems a bit proud that she wrote fuck in somebody's hat haha that is so adorable. I bet he said to Dodie's mother ''yeah, that's my girl'' in an amused and proud tone.
One time I was bored and I had these really shitty coloured pens (the 50 pack that comes on the circular plastic container you know which ones I mean) and for some reason, I just started writing on my carpet. I swear I blacked out because I thought nothing of it until I finished writing "I love legend of Zelda" and then started panicking because that shit is permanent
I remember once when I was fairly little, probably like 5ish, I was mad at my mom for one reason or another (she probably made me put away a toy I wasn’t using or something lol), so when she wasn’t looking I found a pen and at the very bottom edge of the couch I wrote “I hate Mommy” or something along those lines. She found it, I blamed it on my friend (she and her mom were our housemates at the time) who had been at her dad’s all day and the day before, she obviously knew and made me help her clean it off. The end. I was a strange child.
when i was 9 we were getting together some food for a new years party and I offered to help with a fruit salad (because im a little angel) and my mum told me, 'you had better wash your hands or the guests will get botulism' and I inexplicably responded 'well if you make it they'll get bitchilism!!!!!' and stomped off. My mum was so proud I had started doing puns that she didn't even tell me off, just howled with laughter and proceeded to tell everyone at the party..childhood, am I right?
When I was five I stuck my middle finger up out the bus window on the way home from school. Some parents got offended and phoned the school and they just KNEW it was me, so phoned my mum. My mum had this thing where she'd offer me a cup of tea before I was about to get a row and I HAD to accept it, so I knew something was wrong the second she asked.
I later found out she thought the whole thing was hilarious, and with my brother being ten years younger than me I notice when she does it with him.
I remember when i was 5 i was playing and i said "fog" and then my mom said "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!" i told her i said "fog" she said "Ok..." after that i thought the word "fog" was a bad word and i was scared to say it. Until i watched some of pewdiepie's vids i heard the word "fuck" and i said to myself "maybe mom thought i said fuck instead of fog..."
when I was about 7 me and my mum went out and I found a pink pen. once I got home, I had this incredible idea to write on my garden wall. so, in massive writing I wrote : I love my mum. then, in tiny weeny writing I wrote: but sometimes I hate her. I don't really know why I wrote it but I did
I did something mildly similar (but totally completely different) to this around the same age! I had a friend that was a few years younger than me and I guess she was pissing me off, because I ran away from her and tried to the of the evilest possible thing I could to do to get back at her; and that was to write her name of my dresser as if she had written it. My heart was racing, I was sweating; it felt like I was committing the ultimate crime. I called my mum into my room and said. "Look what (she) wrote on my dresser." I regretted it right away and I felt so bad when my mum gave her a time out. The guilt ate me alive. I fessed up and then I got grounded whoopsie daisy
I think if I ever did that at the age of 7, my parents would think it was both funny and wrong at the same time. But that would've never happened because, when I cussed back then, it would be puck, crabs, and ship. I concealed those words and nobody knew what the hell I meant!
One time I was like 6 and my dad was teasing me for being well me and I told him "dad stop being a dick" and my dad goes "what?!" And I said again "dad stop being a dick" let's just say my parents were laughing really hard when they gave me my "punishment" which was no desert that night but as a 6 year old that was the end of the world so I went to sleep crying 😂😂😂
I once carved the word "fuck" into this really old dingy table my family had when I was like 7-8. I lied and said I was too young to know how to spell bad words, so my parents assumed it was my older sister. My mom was so shocked when I told her it was really me that did it.
Omg when I was younger, about seven, I got to syrup in my hair (somehow) and took one look at it and was like, "welp, there's no possible way to get rid of this!" So I just cut it off. I cut off a chunk of my bangs. Obviously within a few hours my mom noticed, and said me "did you cut your hair?". Me, panicking, assumed I was in trouble and lied. I told her I didn't do it, and my sister didn't do it, and my friends didn't do it, so someone must've done it in my sleep because I didn't know what happened!! Yep. She obviously knew, and thought I would tell her the truth eventually. Oh. She was wrong. I was the toughest little seven-year-old alive, and didn't give in until several years later. She nearly pissed herself laughing remembering it the other day.
Professional Third Wheel Hahah😂 when I was small my mom had one of those roll hair brushes that she told me not to use of course when I was taking a shower I decided to use it to brush my hair and it got stuck very close to my roots. I was too scared to tell my mom to come help me because she had told me not to use it so I cut the chunk of hair and the cut the hair off the brush. I practically had a bald spot but my mom never noticed because I started wearing hats almost every day and when I didn't I would put my hair in a pony tail to his the bald spot😂😅
When I was 4 I had these AWFUL bangs. I hated them so much, that I cut them off with kitchen scissors. Just after, my dad noticed (ofc he did it would have been obvious af because I HAD NO BANGS). He asked me what I was doing and I said "I don't know. I don't know who did it" BUT I STILL HAD THE SCISSORS IN MY HAND????? WHY DID I LIE LIKE THIS. I WAS STOOD IN THE CHOPPED OFF HAIR?????
When I was a kid, I used to hang out with my older brother and his friends from his baseball team. And whenever we did crafts together I would always draw penises on stuff (I was probably around 6 or 7) because it made them laugh and then my mom was so disturbed when she found out lol
One time my mates and I were on the playground in 5th grade, and the playground set had a little house type of thing?? We were hanging out under it talking and some boy named Jayden came under it with us. My friend Brianna decided to yell "GET THE FUCK OUT" with the teacher right in front of us. She got silent lunch.. (( sit by yourself at lunch)) it was hilarious.
i was a terrible child lol, i was kinda addicted to the feeling of doing something bad so i would constantly do things and blame them on my older siblings..... me being the angel child all adults believed me to be, they always believed me xD my siblings always got in trouble... plus i always pitted them against eachother which was hilarious
I learned the word fuck in grade 2, while sitting at a cluster of desks with my classmates and trying to rhyme words. A bunch of them gasped when I said it, and were like ooo that's a bad word. Then I tried to convince them that I actually said "fluck" like a "fluck of geese" (obviously the word is flock, but children are gullible and I totally got away with it)
I don't know what it is but those smiley faces like this (: always look like they're judging the fuck out of you and it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable
As a frequent (: smiley user, I have to say, I only use them to show my well-wishing smily mood at the time, and not for judging but that's just me 😉😊 But yeah, I don't like "true fan". Naomi cool that you already knew that though
When I was about 4 my mum would always say "oh shit" when she dropped something, so one day she dropped her phone and said "oh shit" I ran into my room and got my fake spongebob play phone and dropped it in front of her then yelled "oh shit." She had company over and they were laughing so damn hard, so my four year old ass did it again, and again, and again. Until I did it at daycare the next day and got my toy phone taken away. 😂 I never got it back
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When i was five or six i wrote "sexy" with a highlighter on my bed sheet, and no one ever found out, until i eventually told my mother whilst bursting in to tears.
One time my sister was dog sitting at a guys house (let's call him john) in the winter. So me being me demanded I go with her. I ended up leaving the house and going outside in the snow. I started to play around on their wooden deck and I came across a pen. Of course, I had to see if it still worked in the cold. So I picked it up, cleared the snow and tested it on the wood. It worked. My 7-ish brain was amazed. No one would see me use the pen I could write whatever I wanted. So I wrote "hey" but this wasn't enough, oh no. I picked up the pen and write johns name. J O N H. I was so proud of myself. I didn't really like the guy so when the snow melted and his parents had seen that he had written his name on their porch in PEN he would be in so much trouble. It was the highlight of that year.
When I was a small toddler, I was sitting in my car seat, I kicked off my little bootie, and I just quietly said “fuck”. My parents told me they had to try not to laugh
TBH I remember when i had this uncle (we don't talk anymore he's a twat) and I didn't like him so I pissed on him then walked off, I think I was like 8 but everyone was creasing
when i was about 3 i found my mum's tampons so i shoved some in my nose and ears and one got stuck in my tiny nostril. that was a fun trip to the hospital.
the most that little me got up to was cutting off chunks of my own hair and rolling them into balls, and mixing together literally every single thing in the bathroom to form some weird paste
when I was younger my sister and I would make mixtures of anything we found in the kitchen, most popular ingredient we used was ketchup, it smelled rank after a while but it was fun. I feel sorry for me mum, she was always the one cleaning the mess up.
I made potions with my best friend to 'deter burglars'. We wrote 'do not drink' in hopes that they would think it was magic, drink it and get a mouthful of dead rose petals, paint and whatever else we found.
I remember when I was little and I didn't know that pissed was a bad word, I decided to yell out in front of my very strict Christian aunty "my trousers are so wet it looks like I've pissed myself!!". I then spent the next few days trying to get the taste of soap out of my mouth... that was fun...
Lmaooooo, I have cursed in front of my parents, I once said when my puppy peed on my favorite shoes and I said "THE DOG PISSED IN MY SHOES" and Ive also said "Whore" and "Dammit" in front of them when I was little (all by accident of course)
in 4th grade for some reason i just wanted to do something bad so i wrote "ms. [teacher's name] is a bitch" in big giant letters on the blackboard when i was the only person in the classroom and i just ??? THAT TEACHER WAS SO NICE WHY DID I DO THAT
Iago from Othello: "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on;" And so in the spirit of sharing tales of the green-eyed monster variety, I shall begin my confession. Our ages were about the same as in the tale of Dodie writing FUCK in a young playmate's hat. Jealousy was consuming me like the gush of blood that rose in my mind. My act of evil exceeded carving 4 lettered words on a label. Our two families were picnicking on a sunny summer's day when me and the victim were playing around our car. I don't know, it was just a gush to the brain as Dodie describes it. The car door was open and his grubby little paw was resting on the pillar were the door would close as it did when I gave the door an almighty shove, catching his hand full on and causing squeals of pain and injury that still plague me to this day. The green-eyed monster entered me and left me in an impulse that manifested itself in one evil and inexplainable shove. My seat in HELL had been reserved from a very early age.
One time as a kid i tried to tickle my brother and as a reflex he smacked my arm away, it hurt but it didn't leave a bruise Now being the dramatic bitch that i am, i went and used my sister's makeup to create a bruise in my arm to show my mum so she can tell my brother off, and she did. He felt so bad and kept apologizing to me lol
Oh how I used to think this channel was nice innocent young lady Dodie...but no we get skimmy pj's..bath scenes and to top it all she drops the 'f' bomb! :disappointedfacethingy:
I don't understand how people can just sit in the tub. When I bathe all I want to do is get wet, wash, rinse, and get the fuck out as soon as possible.
so ive got a question.. very weird question actually.. does anyone believe in love at first sight? because i never did.. and now i do. i can not get this girl out of my head that i met at the club.. maybe its because im drunk.. idk pls someone reply 😅
Tenzin Dhakyel I think you cant xD cuz love is when you like or well actually adore the person for who she is.. but you cant see the character by glancing at someone...thats called attraction :)
I don't. You can't immediately fall in love with someone, because in order to fall in love your brain needs to see things that you as a person find attractive, and then your brain releases chemicals making up "love". It's not real, it's not possible.
Omg when I was younger I thought that boobs in Spanish was a naughty word so one time I got so mad at my older sister I called her that while my mom was in the room and she was like what did you say? And I was like I'm sorry I won't say it again and burst into tears thinking I was in trouble but she ended up laughing and told me what it really meant
when i was about 7, I was sitting on a leather couch and I had THE URGE to do something bad so I took my finger nail and dragged it ALL over the arm of the couch and I blamed it on the cat, but my parents didn't believe it (they knew it was me) but they threatened to call the police bc they said someone must have broken into our house and done it and the police scared me so much and later that night I went into my parents room with my sad puppy face on and confessed. SEVEN YEARS LATER they told me that they knew that it was me the whole time lol
In Year 2, I wrote on the bathroom mirror, I wrote ‘Tina’ even though my name is Ellie, and the Teacher asked who it was and I was like PFF. Not me. All through Primary school I thought that this TA lady called Tina was forced to work at our school because they thought she wrote on the mirror, and I felt extremely guilty. I was like 11 oh well.
LA LA LAND WAS SO GOOD I SAW IT LAST NIGHT BC YOU SAID IT WAS GOOD AND I CRIED NONSTOP AFTER THE ARGUMENT SCENE AND ONCE IT SAID THE END I BROKE DOWN AND CRIED FOR AN HOUR AFTERWARDS
one time my brother and i had to go back to school once after hours to get my brother's homework (he was in like, 3rd or 4th and i was in 2nd or 3rd, w/e i was a year younger than him.) anyway, we thought it would be hilarious to write something on the chalkboard, so we took the chalk and wrote poop on the board and drew a little animated poop on it and left. when we got home, i felt so bad that i went into my grandma's room SOBBING and confessed, absolutely blubbering like a mess. she couldn't help laughing, but made me and my brother go to school early the next morning to erase and tell my brother's teacher that we'd done it even though she would've never known. i'm laughing so hard remembering how stupid it was, but it was devastating back then.
I cut a two inch hole in my sofa with a pair of scissors when I was around 8. Blamed it all on my brother and my parents believed me until I finally learned what guilt was and confessed
When my grandmother walked in, I couldn't think of an excuse as to why I was watching a video of a woman taking a bath, so I kind of panicked and closed YouTube down.
When I was like 7 I learnt what 'sex' meant so I wrote it on a little sheet of paper and hid it away but my parents found it lol (I can't remember what they said, they probably told me off but here laughing inside)
One time I wrote "Zack is a dick" on one of the structures in my room when I was like 10..? Zack was this one kid who I had a puppy love relationship with in elementary school and I broke up with him, but he also made me cry on the bus one time so I think that's why I did it. Like, I knew what dick meant, but I didn't think it was a cuss word lmao
ok listen this one time when i was like four or five, i was at my grandma's house and my aunt's and i were in my cousin's room just laying on the top bunk of his bed. and so like he had all this dust on his ceiling and so i said "johnny (my cousin) need to get this crap off the ceiling" and my aunts just burst out laughing
One time I wrote "I LIKE TOMATOES" under the slide. And then I laughed with my Friends. Until we had a class meeting about not to bring pens at the play ground, because somebody wrote under the slide.
Remember my mum telling me this thing about me telling on my brother saying he said the C word. My mum was like angry at him but said was hilarious when found out I meant crap 😜
this reminds me of when i was in pre-k, my baby sitter had two twin boys who were a year younger than me and i taught them how to spell "sex" and thought i was the coolest 6 year old on the PLANET
When I was less than 5, I had scribbled with a black marker or crayon on the side of a tabletop shelving unit. It was nothing fancy or expensive, just an unfinished, but sturdy-constructed piece of wood furniture with 2 "cubbyhole" shelves and an oversized flattop with a kind of smooth panel surface (the edges jutted out further than the body of the unit - if the unit was 4 sq ft around, the top was about 5 sq ft, just to give an idea of its dimensions and structure). So there I was, I'd found a brand new marker or black crayon, looking for something to use it on... that table thing was the closest, so... I applied random "4-5 yr-old style" scribblings and drawings... when I was done, it occurred to me that my mother might see it and then I'd be toast... there was no erasing it or covering it up (though, I had the "sense" to scribble on the side facing the wall where it wasn't easily noticed)... so what did I do? Added MORE graffiti by adding the words (poorly scrawled and likely misspelled) : "sorry mommy"... Either she never saw it, or the message worked, cos I never caught any hell for it, lol.
Snooping is a guilty pleasure - I always check out people's bookshelves!
I love how naughty and rebellious you think saying swear words is when you're little. My brother and I used to dare each other just to say things? Not write them in people's hats (???), just to say them! And then we'd think we were really badass.
Looking back there's a number of times I thought my parents were outraged with me when really they were probably trying not to laugh. >_<
A bath?! I guess its different for guys. It would just be me sitting in a temped pool of dirty warter. Probably leave a ring in the tub after it gets drained.
when i first learned the word fuck, i didn't know what it meant so i kept asking everyone around me BUT NO ONE WOULD TELL ME so just imagine a small child in a store just asking random ppl "excuse me what does fuck mean?" and them being like "oh nothing 🤗" and me being v confused
On time in second grade I cut a hole in my brand new shirt and told my parents some kid had scissors and did it. 4 years later I confessed that I had done it.
Guys I was so pleased when she got out the bath, not because I disliked the bath seen but the change of scenery it relaxed me like niece got video of something x anyone else?
This right is fucking YouTube gold. Laughing my ass off "my little Dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat". Your Dad is a funny man you got to get him on your channel sometimes. Well take care and no more dirty word hat writing young lady. TTFN
I was in first grade when I learned that NaUGhtY WorD. We were in line informer of the door and the teacher was waiting for us to be quiet and the lights were off. This kid behind me who I never spoke to goes "hey. You wanna know a really bad word" and I was like sure and he just whispered it to me and I remember thinking "I've never heard that before but that does sound reALLY bad"
One time my little sister was mad at my dad so she stole his favourite hat and cut it up into little pieces with scissors, it was his lucky hat and it's been 10 years and he hasn't worn a hat since
its 12:33 am I feel like shit, look like shit, have had the worst day I've had in a long time, have a headache and all I want is some tea and to watch Dodie, some pain meds would be nice too
i think the only hardcore thing i did as a kid was to run away from home at 2 years old (i kid you not, 2yo) bc my parents had left the front door open. but then our neighbor saw me on the street and brought me back home. my mom says she was white as a ghost when she saw me. poor lady, my parens were terrified haha
I pretty much did the same but almost worse because i did it on the inside of a year 6 guy's shirt collar. For some reason i had some burning desire to write a swear word when I was in year 5 so year 6 leavers day was of course the perfect occasion. The guy found out and told on me and my teacher had to try and turn it into a picture of some trees. I remember my parents never found out but on the way home i was so quiet and i felt hella bad my guy. Honestly wonder what that year 6 is up to now.
I wrote the "F" word on the back of a foam clock. i was about the same age as dodie at the time, and i wrote the "k" backwards just in case they asked if it was me. So if they asked i would be able to say that it was not my handwriting because I don't write my "k's" backwards.
I missed the word "wrote" when I read the title in the video the first time and I read "the time I fucked in Adam's hat" and I was like "OOOOOH! WHAT?!?!" Then I was like "Wait how do you fuck in a hat....?" Lmao
I once wrote my "[brother's name] sucks" on one of his favourite books because he was always so mean to and I could never get him back... I felt horrible immediately afterwards for defacing a book and then I had to apologise.
One time in Kindergarten my friend was writing a card to someone. But it was a mean card so she called her a "bich" and she showed it to me as like our little secret and I was just like "You spelled it wrong" she was kind mad at me actually. I also used to take more candy than I was supposed to out of the treasure box and stuff like that. Once I even stole somebody else's Hannah Montana gloves during naptime because I wanted them. I honestly haven't changed much lmao.
One time a friend of mine threw like little stones in someone's flat window. Basically, the house we lived in, in the garden you could walk below one of the two balconies and down there was another flat. It was opened a bit, and below the balcony on the ground were laying many many of tiny stones. So, being the 4 year olds we were, we took these stones and threw them into the flat. Later that day, that lady came up to our flat and was like "ugh, these little brats! if the window is broken you'll pay for it! bla bla bla" and my mother just laughed because it was so funny to her, and it was very out of character for me back then. Especially because it was my idea to that.
okay. so. where i live, when we were like in primary school, being small children we knew that saying "bad" words was wrong. BUT. there was this loophole that allowed us to say it. This is how it works. First you say "example", followed by the swear word. BAMWHAM congrats! You said a swear word and dont have to feel guilty about it! Unless you get caught by an adult oh well
When I was little I used to wake up in the middle of the night and walk over to where our hair products were kept and take a bit of hair gel and just rub it into the carpet... I don't know why I did it but the carpet is still stained years from now
When I was in 5th grade I was kinda quiet and shy but for some reason the popular kids liked having me around, and one day in recess they all decided to play a game to make me swear.
Literally, the game was called "shit shit bitch" It's was duck duck goose, oNLY SWEAR WORDS.
When I was a kid I scratched my brother’s name in the side of a dresser and my parents knew it was me because he always wrote his ‘s’s backwards and I scratched it in the correct way
when i was smol, i didnt want to say any real swears but i thought piss was ok or better for some reason, so i made up all these reasons to say piss at a camp i went to. looking back on it, i'm so embarrassed but at the time i was a badass.
My brother tricked me into saying bitch when he was about 12 and me 5. He kept getting me to rhyme words with witch until I said it. He immediately ran and told my mother I said bitch. I got my mouth washed out with soap.
I was a savage. Massive rebel. I used to rip off mattress tags before they were purchased. Yup furniture stores everywhere had my picture in their lunch rooms. Sometimes I put together Ikea furniture without using the instructions .
One time when I was like 12 I spent the night at my cousin's house and my mom/family came to pick me up. my brother jabbed my hand in the car door and I yelled FUCK like really loud and then I got banned from her house
I remeber I was I think 6 and I was in the kitchen and I looked over to my right and saw a plastic bag fall of brow paper bags so in my mind I thought about this plan and I grabbed a pen and wrote "idiot" on it I felt so happy with myself then 10 minutes later i scribbled over it because I felt so guilty
When I was like seven years old I hacked into my cousins club penguin account and said "fuck you" a few times until I got her banned. Keep in mind I had an account of my own.
when I was 10 I learned that the reason we never had those refrigerator magnets that were letter was because my brother wrote "fuck" when he was little
When I was ten months old, my mom was watching the news, she said a curse word. I repeated it back. She still hasn’t told me what it was, but my first word was a curse.
ok but i would do the exact same thing. like something super innocently mischievous and then lie about it to my parents and then feel guilty about it for WEEKS even if i told them the truth we are the same person
oh my god when i was 8 i had a situation just this; i was on club penguin one day and i decided to write fuck because I WANNA BE NAUGHTY and then i got banned and i cried about it of course and my mum was like camryn did you write the word and i was like omg no the keyboard totally froze and it wasnt me boo
When I was younger, my neighbors were staying over for a bit. We were playing and doing kid stuff, all that jazz. I had these fake glasses, the kind with the nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them. I had already taken the nose off because it bothered me when I would wear it. I don't know what it was that was in me but I needed to rip off the mustache and eyebrows. I just had to. So I did and coincidently, no one saw. I dropped it on the ground like I hadn't been messing with it and a little while later, my dad asks us who did it. We all said we didn't but the little boy ended up getting blamed for it and since then, no one ever found out. I never told anyone. Well, until right now. I still feel kinda bad about it. I didn't intend for him to feel like he got in trouble for something he didn't do.
in kindergarten, the teachers had a system of keeping the kids in line where there was a traffic light drawing on the wall, and each time you misbehaved your name went from green to yellow, yellow to red. if anyone's name got on read, it was the hotspot of kindergarten gossip. so, one day, i was feeling rebellious. i didn't like the traffic light system. i was also in the mood to prank my grandfather apparently. so, in letters as tall as i was, i wrote "PAPA IS ON RED" in black sharpie on the white wall down the hallway of my house. it was up for a good four years or so before they painted over it because it was just so funny.
fuck, dodie is such a smol beautiful egg. why does god bless us with such rare of an egg. such beauty. very dodie. I'm so jealous of dodie because i wrote fuck across a hotel room wall when i was about 6 and got in so much shit. lucky little bum.. although my dad's best friend gave me a ten dollar bill for being "so spunky" so like..? i love getting rewarded for bad stuff.
I wrote on my mom's car when I was about seven or eight and it wouldn't come off. The thing is, I wrote my sister's name so she got in trouble. I told my mom who really did it five years later. Evilest thing I've ever did.
So I don’t remember this story but my parents said that when I was four or five and my brother was 7 they went to take us on a car ride. And that my brother and I were in a heated conversation in the backseat with our toddler car seat, talking about having kids one day and getting married to someone. He said something like “god wants you to have kids and nobody will ever love you if you don’t want to give them kids.” And I said, “But then I have to give up my boyfriend and his SPEED car!” And I was really mad. My parents said that they couldn’t stop laughing and I’m the only one who really doesn’t remember this but I think I was a smart kid 😂
when i was like 9 i had this book for school that was like a homework diary and there were the school rules in it and one of the rules was "no bad language" so for some reason i wrote FUCK YOU underneath it and my teacher found it and i had to write a letter of apology to the school
all i used to do was burn paper towels on the stove and watch that shit burn - so satisfying. but oNCE oh my god it wouldn't go out so i put it in the bin and my house nearly burned down LOL
When I was like maybe 9 and my brother was 7, we had this friend who was my age but like.. he had a lot of "older friends" and knew of "bad things" and he talked to my 7 year old brother about sex?? And my brother, a millenial, goes and uses my dad's work computer to google what it meant
SO my dad obviously notices that someone had used his computer, and he gets to the conclusion that his eldest kid HAS TO be the one doing this
Cut to my dad lecturing me about sex and porn and the dangers of the internet and me being like ???? dad just let me read the hobbit in peace
Once when I was little my mom go my brother and I advent calendars. My had toys in it while my brother had chocolate. I was pissed, of course, since I liked me some chocolate to and already would be getting toys in like 3 weeks and don't need those tiny ass toys that I would just step on. So I stole like half of my brothers chocolates. I felt so guilt but didn't admit anything. My brother got to the first few, and was confused when he noticed them missing. I hid in my room with the cat while he talked to our parents about, scared I was gonna get caught. They called the company who made it to complain, and that's when I gave up. As soon as I heard them hang up I rushed into the room and confessed. They made me spend my Xmas money on buying my brother a hella lot more chocolate.
I wrote shit on a desk in year 2 (I'm now in year 8) , of course I didn't get suspected because I wouldn't of done it according to my teacher (I was a little shit at times) so I got away without getting caught
I was an innocent bean so once back in fourth grade i saw the f word on the slide and I was like what's this lol I went to ask my mum and she smacked my mouth
when i was really innocent back then and fidget spinners was a thing, i tried to trace the fidget spinner on a paper, and my mom stopped me because the tracing looks like a dick.
i wrote bitch on a paper when i was 11 because this kid asked me to and my parents were called and the principal was over and everything 😂😂 SO I STARTED CRYING AND SAID HE WAS FORCING ME TO AND THEY GAVE MY TISSUES AND YELLED AT THE BOY AND CALLED HIS PARENTS I'M SO EVIL
I cut off the feet and hands and tail of a dead garden vole(a meadow mouse) WITH CRAFTING SCISSORS and divided it amongst my friends and brother like we were going to eat it when I was 8 or 9. We were playing survival. I was really into wilderness survival when I was younger.
Dodie I wanted to tell a joke but it was so dirty and I thought I'd ask you first how tolerant are you and how +18 can I write ? XD so here I am ... asking ... :P
when i was about 4 or sumthin i drew a naked woman on the wall and wrote boobs next to it. When my mum called me, i bolted down the stairs and hid in the garden. Then when i came to dinner my mum and dad were looking very stern but then my mum just started laughing and i started crying cause i didnt know what was happening and it was all just a big mess. My dad srubbed it off my wall the next morning. Could i call this hardcore idk, i was a shrimp of a child so maybe. 😂
when i was seven I thought the word fuck was spelled "fuch" because I saw it written on a slide and I had only ever heard the word up until that point...
When I was 8 my computer had saved my mums bank and credit card details so I bought 2 video games with it I was so guilty and my mum said it was fine they were quite cheap but I had committed an actual serious crime when I was 8 should I be confessing to this who knows Sorry mum
Come on baby light my fire" IS a naughty ans beautiful song by the Doors. You should learn It easily because You are a very efficient light and special too, which for example delivers a quantity of Heat as important as You plays with water.
How many people saw the Title of this video, saw this woman in a bath tub and thought something NAUGHTY and dirty was going to happen. Watch the whole thing and realized you just wasted your precious time on nothing. Lol
when i was in the fifth grade, my teacher had a bunch of dum dum pops in a bucket that she would give out when we did something good so i do something, dont remember what it was that i did, but she said "good job, you can get a lollipop out of the bucket there" it was the end of the day so there were no other kids around so i go over to the bucket and i grab a lollipop out of the bucket and look at the flavor and say "what the hell is this" i fELT SO BAD AND HELL ISNT EVEN A BAD FUCKING WORD,,,,, nobody heard me of course but i was on edge for the rest of the week regardless PFF
I noticed that your mum tells stories the same way that you do. Like you both sound the same. Also when I was 7 this conversation happened. Me: Mum someone said a bad word at school Mum: What word? Me:*Too spooked to say the "bad word"* It was a bad animal word Mum:*Thinking the bad word was bitch* Oh that is a bad word. Don't say it. Me: It began with an F Mum: Hella confused What was it? Me:*Leans in to whisper* Fox
I thought people said 'For fox sake'. Actually going to kill myself.
I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW MUCH OF A BABE DODIE IS WITHOUT MAKEUP LIKE IKJHGFDSCDBAJSCL LA.................//////// SORRY I LEGIT DIED ON MY KEYBOARD RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE
My daughter was maybe 5 or 6 and she blurted out Bullshit...I said where did you get that from, she said Spongebob, She was never allowed to watch Spongebob again...lol
I look forward to you uploading every day! I'm glad you got some rest yesterday but I'm also so happy you're back. This was such a cute funny story...I can imagine it all so well, little Dodie's fear and excitement. After such a long, stressful day this was so calming and as relaxing as that bath looked. Thanks!
That little silly story and some Dodie time was exactly what I needed to put a smile on my face after hours and hours dwelling on my break up. Thank you Dodie <3
I love how laid back you made this video (that might sound weird) but you just spoke as you thought and filmed in your moment, just plain, raw, and honest. 👌🏻 😂❤️
i love you so much 💖 so even though you are having upsetting and stressful times with family just know that there are a lot of us who will support you and try to make you feel better (even if it is behind a screen lol) and (me coming here for your snapchat) even though there are loads of people saying they're early or asking for a shoutouts, there are so many more, keyboards at the ready, jumping to the comment section to write you a long paragraph about how much they love you (like me right now) hope you feel better soon xx
Well done Dodie, thanks for bringing up all these repressed memories from my childhood. I was naughty too. I flushed down little bits of my day care workers make up when I went to the toilet (the day care was at her home).
Hahah storytime in a bath. This was so funny especially your dad xD I missed you yesterday Dodie! Do we get two videos tomorrow to make up for it? Yes?
pls do more naughty dodie or old childhood memories dodie! they're adorable. also, its so funny hearing your parents talking about it!! Have a good day Dodie!
Dodie, all I can say is thank you. I've had a wretched week. Everyone around me is, I don't know, I guess they're right. I'm just so messed up. Thank you. You and Ally Hills. Only things that are making me happy lately. And, for that, I owe you everything.
Oh Dodie, you sweet peanut. Sending love and hugs during your family's changes. In other news, you're a fabulous storyteller. In case you haven't been told lately. 😙
OMG that is an adorable story! I think we all had those moments. Although, I remember sneaking into the kitchen when I was around 7 or 8 for cookies and when my parents caught me (it was only like, 10pm) I lied and said I was getting water, as I has cookie crumbs around my mouth.
I watch dodie on days where I just need to chill. Dodie makes me chill and calm the fuck down. I'll even watch videos from like 2013 and I'll still enjoy them to death.
honestly you lil videos give me so much joy and calmness (is that a word? it is now) so aesthetically pleasing and you have a really soft soothing voice that's also interesting and happy ✌💫 thanks dodie 🌞
Now I feel like calling up my parents and asking about their perspective on my childhood memories because I'm really curious as to what they thought haha
it's so weird thinking back to all of the 'naughty' things i did when a kid. i remember i stuck my tongue out at my mom in front of my auntie cause she wouldn't let me have a sleepover with my cousins and she was slightly mad. i cried a lot and wrote multiple 'im sorry' cards for her lmao
loved this story hahah when I was probably 5 or so I wrote "boobs" in pencil on the wall of our hallway, just behind a bookcase... then when my parents decided to move the bookcase several months later I refused to admit it was me even though i'm an only child :P
Hello Dodie that was a hilarious story it truly made me chuckle😊 it reminded me of when I was young and when learned to write decided I should write death letters to my family but when I sent a letter to my dad I wrote the ds the wrong way round so the letter read to bab I hat you and will get you then but after I handed the letter to my dad I further threatened my dad that I was going to push him down the stairs. I know that you are thinking what a devil child but don't worry I soon grew out of it and behaved like a normal (ish) child and as a 13 year old me and my family look back and laugh about it. Love you and your videos your so talented, I look up to you so much I even just got a lovely rosewood concert ukulele for my 13th birthday what I am now practicing everyday😊. You're amazing talent is not all what I look up to you for it's how you made me understand that it's ok to make mistakes because we are only human and humans make mistakes😊 thank lots of love Belle xxx
I know the exact feeling!! I remember being in year 3, and this boy on my table kept taking the piss basically, so one day I came in from break early and I rubbed PVA glue all of his seat hoping he'd get stuck to his seat (like ok lol same???) turns out it didn't work and I completely wrecked his trouser I remember my mum giving me a row but my dad found it hilarious because the school had to ring home and tell them what I'd done aaaa I miss being young
Complete new subscriber to the channel that is #doddlevloggle, but have already gained such appreciation for the fact she's so darn normal. To some normal is boring, there's nothing boring about this exciting girl + showing how beauty is more than make up deep. Keep being normal because everyone else is fake, it's refreshing ;-) Jimbo
as someone who's currently suffering in bed, clutching a hot water bottle and feeling sorry for myself with a case of gluten intolerance, this video was exactly what I needed to make my day better! <3 thanks dodessss
dodie i love you so dearly. your video about la la land made me so happy because you were excited about every piece i was (i just watched it for the first time like a week ago??) and you're like a year older than me? two maybe? and you seem like a role model. like an older sister. this is weird and i'm gonna end this comment but thank you for existing (-:
One time my mum's friend came over with these tongue colour changing sweets and we used them on my parents and then I started crying cause I thought I was gonna get in trouble and then I told my parents and ran away to my room and cried.
So completely unrelated - your videos on mental health/therapy finally convinced me to get my anxiety sorted out by seeing a therapist and I'm so much happier for it, so thank you!
I also had these naughty moments as a child... I distinctly remember being at my friends house when I was about 7/8 and drawing various genitalia on her little sisters tellytubby picture book. I don't think I ever got caught so i wonder who took the blame for my terrible crime...
your smile its just sooo beautiful omg, if you were in my hometown i´ll be soooo in love with your smile look at it in 4:33 its just O M G the cutest thing in the world
My god Dodie 😂❤ I think the worse I have done was say fuck out loud in front of my parents. I was ten at the time and my parents were egging me on and I screamed it. My dad laughed, my mom laughed to the point of tears, I cried absolutely terrified. What a fond memory 😂
"I decided to see la la land again" I've seen it like 5 times.... it's so good. I haven't bought the soundtrack on iTunes >insert laughter< of course I did
This reminds me of a time when a 6 year old me wrote on the wall and blamed my sister who was 10 years older than me and the handwriting was clearly of a child's. My parents asked and i denied it and about 5 minutes later i ran to them crying saying it was me
Oh man bath time is absolute goals also that bath bomb is pretty so like please what kind of bath bomb is it! Also I hope this time goes as smoothly as it can you know and feel free to take as many self care breaks as you need, remember mental health number 1
When I was in year 2 I didnt really like playing with other children and there was this one girl, amber, who always asked to play with me and id be like "no its a single player game 😂😂" and this happened alot. So this one time I decided it would be a good idea to bite her arm? 😂
when i was younger i really didnt like my grandma, so when she had her photo on the front page of the newspaper, i decided to do one thing to seek revenge... i drew a moustache on her face, a few minutes later my mom comes looking for the paper and she found it and she burst out laughing and i was crying and i felt so bad
my best friend sat me on a pavement outside my house and taught me all the swear words when I was 7, I gave them all to my dad in a card for his birthday the next week...
I wrote this on you last video but I'm posting it here as well in hopes that you will read it
dear dodie (lower case d), Like most things, this feeling will not last forever. I'm sure you already know this but I have had to remind myself of this a few times before. I haven't had to experience what you are going through but please know that you have a community on this plateform and many others that you can seek a place of refuge in. Sometimes you let us into your personal life and I feel so honored that you choose to share intimate things about yourself with us. I have been watching you videos for a few years now and every now and again you remind me that one day I must meet you just to give you a hug. Sometimes out of confort for you and I alike but also to show my appriaction for you. You will have the memories whether physical or not. Sorry for the long post but I wanted to share how repected, cherished and loved you are.
when I was younger I absolutely HATED getting in trouble (still do tbh) and one time i gave myself a hicky on my arm I was like 12 but I didn't quite know that's what it was and my parents saw it and were like "what's going on why do you have a hicky?"I thought they they were mad. so I fucking lied and said I had no clue. they thought that either someone had beaten me up and it was a bruise or some boy gave me a hicky without permission. i tried to blame it on my brother. but eventually confessed and they were so confused why I lied
when i was five, my parents moved out of the house i was born in, because my mom was pregnant and there wasn't enough room for four in the house. in protest, i did some painting on the walls with sharpie markers, just to, you know, ensure that nobody would buy the house and we would still live in it. didn't work, of course, but i entertained (more or less) my parents with (what accidentally looked like) a huge dolphin on my bedroom wall. on the day of moving out they had to copy the "dolphin" for me on some paper so i could paint it on the walls in the new house. needless to say, i was never allowed to copy the dolphin (but i got revenge for it in my new room with text markers)
dodie you are me. I would write naughty words in people things or write them on notes to people and lie to my parents and then break. my mom didn't like it but my dad found it so funny. my dad reacted like your because he taught me all my swear words because he would get very angry at aston villa matches. can I just mention that this still happens because I'm only 13
I once cut my fringe off at school in year 2 (age 7) under the table with left handed scissors with my right hand. Went home, put a wolly hat on. Mum knew what I'd done, dad comes upstairs. 'Why are you wearing a hat inside. It's baking, take the hat off' I didn't want to take it off. The hat came off. Sadly no pictures were taken but I'd love to have seen myself with a full had of hair, I had a bit of a bowl, and no fucking fringe. Classic.
my brother learnt the word 'fuck' from someone at school when he was 5 (so I was 3), and he came home saying it, which I picked up on. in the course of one day, a 5 and 3 year old learnt the word 'fuck', what a mad time. my dad says he felt like his life was over
omg omg so when I was about 7 I was obsessed with the rugrats ESPECIALLY the ps1 games. I thought I had them all but one day I went to my mum's friends house and I also went snooping upstairs because the lady's daughter didn't want to play handstands because she was a year older than me. Well I found she had some rugrats games too just like me and GLISTENING in the stack of games was "Totally Angelica" a rugrats game I hadn't seen before and I melted. I was sweating, panicking and feeling angry but also excited because I knew I was going to do something I shouldn't. At first I went to scratch the disk with my bracelet because I knew she didn't deserve something like this but as I was about to my mum shouted up the stairs because we were leaving. In a panic I put the disk down my tights and ran down the stairs. When we were in the car saying our goodbyes to them at the door the little girl came out crying that her games were all messy and she couldn't find Totally Angelica. I had to go back in and help her look for a game that was uncomfortably digging into my belly when we eventually gave up and we went home. In the car home my mum said "I know what you've done Jasmine and don't think you're keeping that game. I didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone but that game is going straight back!" I cried and begged Mum not to call the police. I think that was when I stopped being too naughty because I really did think I was facing prison.
When you said you watch Jackie chan on Cartoon Network i got so happy because when I ask people if they watch it they look at me as if I was making it up like every childhood film and then show like the quest to Camelot and the swan princess and I hope your having a nice day
i'm laughing because the ad before that vid was for A Cure For Life (i think?) where's there's a girl in a bathtub full of snakes and now dodie's in a bathtub too (minus the snakes). idk it made me laugh.
I'm just home from my first ever party because I've always had anxiety about parties but what like nah I have to do this but honestly it felt awful. I think I suffer from depersonalisation and I was there as all these people were drinking and dancing and I just kept thinking why can't I join in? why can't I be happy? but the thought of losing control and blowing the lid off of my barely contained feelings scares me so much so I was just faking everything and trying to act "normal" when really I felt like screaming. I hate myself for this and feel like a failure because I can't be me and be likeable because I don't know what that is and I'm just analysing every situation and I feel like people hate me especially when I can't get to their level and I'm bringing everyone down. I feel shit but watching this and getting that nostalgic feeling for when I maybe didn't think like this and seeing someone else I know goes through this shit smile and laugh made me just stop and breathe. so thank you. thank you so much xxx
It's funny how English people are concern about the "F" word when it's like just a common swearing in France ( And when I say common, I mean F common...)
Ps: even there it's weird to me to not write it in order not to chock the audience... ;-)
Jerem R-N I think so too. I am German and I say fuck quite often but when I went to the UK and used it once, I felt like it was much more of a big deal and it had a lot more meaning to the people there. I guess it's just the fact that a foreign language seems less personal. Like, for example a poetic song sang in German sounds often so cheesy to me but if you translate and sing it in English it doesn't. Is that just me?
Hi, I think it's more like in UK they are a bit more "conservative" and so they respect the meaning of words and also they are a bit more "controlled" by rules. As they still have a royal family when in France or Germany we did like revolution and so we do not respect anything "yah!".
About the translation I think it could depends on 2 things, either you did the translation, and then of course it will mean like 10 thousand time more. Or you are a bit like me and you use english only to do "emotional things" like listening music, creation, museum, etc. then your brain will associate English text with something who as a deeper meaning... (what do you think ?)
This video has brought back so many horrible, stupid things I have done, but it's still really relaxing. How can I be cringing at my inner self while looking at beautiful and serene Dodie?
I love these chatty videos. I love sitting down and hanging out with dodie and listening to her stories, letting her tell me her problems and just feeling like we're buds
You have such a good way of storytelling that I can literally imagine little Dodie running up the stairs and going in to a toddler's room and hyperventilating while writing "fuck" in a baseball cap x) It's so great how his mom thought it was "disturbing" and your parents thought it was hilarious x) pretty cool parents you have :p
I don't know why this video makes me happy. Like I've had such a stressful day and seeing dodie just unwind and just blether makes me forget it all :'') Why is dodie so pure honestly I low-key want to be like dodie, like legit Dodie is my inspiration??? ❤
I remember that guilt as a child. Time felt so long and the guilt was too much to bare so you have to blurt it out before it's poison. So funny to think about how your reactions and perception changes so drastically.
this video made me so happy, it just felt so calm and personal I felt like I was actually there with you. it sounds weird but yea this just have me a really happy feeling in my tum
Even if you don't see this, dodie I just want you to know that I love you and you've kept me from leaving this world at least once, and I love you for it and you've helped me through so much. I love you dodie ❤️
This was hilarious. XD It also reminds me of the time I was playing outside my Nan's when I was four, and a girl who lived nearby wrote "sex" on the kerb with chalk and I was so freaked out by this "bad word" that I ran into my Nan's crying. I was the biggest goody-two-shoes ever!
ilysm! you're such a beautiful person. your songs are so amazing and your voice is so calming. whenever i'm having an anxiety attack or if i'm feeling down or having a depressive episode, your music is my go to thing to make me feel better. you're so beautiful inside and out and i find myself constantly re watching your videos. my friends say that i look a lot like you lmao but they also get so annoyed when i talk about you because i literally talk about you all the time and force them to listen to your music whilst i sit in a ball and cry over your overall gorgeousness. you are such an inspiration to me in every way. you've inspired me to start writing my own music (i have never shown anyone but i might one day) and you've inspired me to keep going. i know that i wont be but i definitely hope to one day be featured on your snapchat. thank you so much for everything!!!! i'm so privileged to have been blessed with your gorgeous voice for the past 3 years x
omg seven year old Dodie was a scandalous gal, the naughtiest word I knew as a seven year old was probably willy... also loving vedif, highlight of my day 🌹
I have a cold right now and I must look pretty weird sitting on my couch laughing without using my nose(which is stuffed). And also your snapchat is the best😀
I'm actually laughing I loved your parents reactions so much. I did something similar when a really bitchy five year old wouldn't get out of my face, so six or seven year old me gave her three warnings (it was way more than three but I was really scared) but she didn't move so I slapped her right across the face. My uncle was visiting and just pissed himself laughing and my mum said she was proud of me for standing up for myself for like the first time ever. I literally had no confidence or friends and this was like my first act of defiance lmao. We were literally just talking about this last night too bc my friend now is being really horrible about the shit I'm going through at the moment with my health and stuff. Back then slapping someone was the biggest thing I'd had to deal with, and my friends reactions have been a bit like a slap in the face, except for all the wrong reasons, but this problem is so much bigger. I just keep reminding myself that in a few years I'll look back and laugh (I hope) Hope you have a nice weekend dodes ily a lot 💕💕
oh my god I relate one time I wrote "[my name] was here" on my best friend's desk in elementary school bc I was like "oh cool! I wanna let her know I was here!!" and when I got told off by the teacher and made to clean the desks during recess, I bit my tongue so hard it bled and almost started bawling or passed out bc of how stressed I was 😂😂
This story was brill and totally reminded me of a (kinda) similar childhood story of my own. My brother is 4yrs younger than me. And one day me and him went to his friends house. I must have been about 8 and my bros friend had an awesome electric Thomas the tank engine track. To me this was the coolest thing, but I'm 8 and was embarrassed because I felt to old for trains. But, when my bro and his friend went upstairs, I started using it. But because I had no idea what to do I broke it. I normally would have told, but little me was like no. No one can know I was playing with trains so I hid This broken train. And it was fine, until I got home, broke into tears and admitted everything to my mum.
When I was about 4, i was lying in my bed, about to sleep, when I decided to unbutton my onesie/baby grow thing. My mum came up to check on me and asked what had happened after seeing me like this. I obviously panicked and said "CHARLIE (my older brother- about 7 at the time) DID IT!". He, of course, then got told off for doing something he had quite clearly not done. I think that was my first spark of kind of mischief and I don't regret it.
this reminds me of something I did when I was little. Once when I was like 5(?) my mom was in the fining room do taxes and calling the bank and doing grownup stuff. I decide to get cups of water and see if I could throw the water and get it to touch the ceiling. So for about 40 minutes I was getting cups of water and flinging the water at the ceiling, consequencially getting water all over the floor.
Your story reminded me of something. We had just moved into my current family house and my brother was like three years old. Anyways there weren't any doors yet and a friend of the family who is a carpenter started putting them but didn't finish the same day. So my brother, who had seen that friend drilling the wood and stuff started scratching one of the walls with his little index finger for nobody knows how long. When my mother came in and saw that hole (the brick was showing already!!!) she had to hold the laughter when she asked him "what are you doing, David?" and he was like "I'm putting the doors, because apparently nobody else does!!" 😂😂
I did something similar in school. Never did a thing wrong in my life and one day I was overcome with the urge to be bold. I brought a PENCIL into the school bathrooms and GRAFFITIED a tiny (shaky, because I was scared) heart onto the wall of the bathroom stall. Felt sooo guilty and then went back later on to rub it out, but it was so faint I couldn't find it again 😂
oh my goodness. dodie! this is so funny! one time i was naughty. i was in grade 6 and i was very frustrated in math class (i was put up a grade in second semester. ugh year 7 at 11 years of age was an experience). i wrote a very angry letter in my math book saying how stupid my teacher was and how frustrated i was and i think i wrote a swear word (i think my mum burned that book tbh). the next day i had to have a meeting with my mum and teacher lol. i had forgotten that i wrote it. but my parents were maaaaaadddddd. god forbid that their studious goody two shoes of a daughter should be so horrid to a teacher (it never happened again). is it sad that this was probably one of the naughtiest things i ever did during my time at school? how terribly unexciting. actually, one time my class mad a substitute teacher cry. but i wasn't a part of the group of people who did that. but still, we got a solid yelling at by the year 9 coordinator. lol.
So I have a similar story.. When I was little (like 4 or 5) I went camping and I was having a shower and being helped/ supervised by my mum. The shower was going cold and I was saying things beginning with 'b' (idk why) it suddenly turned much colder and I exclaimed "BO****KS" I looked at my mum, who looked pretty shocked and I instantly knew I'd said a 'bad' word and burst into tears! To this day I don't swear
It's so funny when you grow up and realise how funny the stuff you thought was a big deal when you're a kid and the realisation your family was probably laughing the whole time
Everytime I did something bad when I was a kid, my instant response was either "oh idk no clue what" or "oh no no that wasn't me" I didn't wanna like admit to my bad behaviour but at the same time I wasn't strangling myself because guilt or anything...
I'm a v v bad person inside and I'm not afraid to lie for it or hide it for the rest of my life if that means that no one knows about it lol
Hi Dodie, I've been watching your videos since a song about charlieissocoollike, you have inspired me in ways I could never have imagined when I began watching your videos. My favourite song is Pas De Duex and I've had the opportunity to meet you 4 times; mcm comic con 2016, sitc 2014, Southend, and December 15th at The 1975's concert. Yet I missed out each time. I wanted you to know that I love you and you- as well as many other youtubers- have helped me with anxiety, social anxiety, nightmares etc. and I couldn't thank you enough xxx❤❤❤💜💜💜
oh no not again! when i went to your ep launch i remember saying to my friends "this is weird because there's just a video of dodie in a bath on the wall" and now there's another! it's not a bad thing, luv the content, just a bit of a shock when you turn round in the youtube space and you see bathtub dodes
I think everyone has had that urge to do something bad because everyone has that bad boy/girl instinct deep down inside them. Yea. Okay Marli we get it.
On a side note from the beginning of the video! About seeing the things you have in another house and not the house with your family you grew up in- I, as a child of a very young mother, moved around A LOT as a child. By time I was ten years old we had lived in countless apartments and almost a dozen houses. Moving from place to place was a very almost disorienting experience. I had a lot of friends who grew up in the house they lived from almost birth and knew all the of the neighbors and was very movie picturesque almost. But seeing things in different houses/apartments was always the strangest thing. I always felt almost a sort of deja vu when we moved, and unpacked everything and tried to find places for all of our kitchen stuff and all that. It was really noticeable when I was in fifth grade and we finally found a house to settle down in, which we have lived in for a little over 9 years now, and after about a year, I was tense and kind of just awkward as if I was just waiting for my mother to tell me that we were moving again and had to pack everything up. Having to pack and move all your family stuff is hard but it definitely brings new things! (Absolutely love your videos by the way!! :) )
The image of a small child thinking really hard about the worst word they can think of to write in a hat will always make me giggle 😂I love this video and I love vedif ☺️☺️
lmao i relate to this. when i was like 8 i wrote 'shit' on a sticky note because i was a rebel and i felt so guilty afterwards i ran to my dad and cried. oops.
this reminded me of a time when i was maybe 10 or 11 and it was school holidays so both my younger brothers had friends round and for some reason we would all go out onto the driveway to watch the garbage truck go round the street and my brothers friends decided to throw rocks and sticks at the back of the truck UNTIL it stopped and the man got out and everyone SHAT themselves and legged because they thought they were in trouble but he was just getting out to pick something off the road that fell out of a bin. (this has nothing to do wit your story but i just remembered it and i thought i'd share)
When I was about seven my sister and I snuck into our neighbors house and we were good friends with them and all, but they didn't know we were inside until they went upstairs and saw us hiding behind the curtains and we were just looking around we didn't want to steal anything but we are we were the same way we wanted to just look and see what everyone else had and then he found us and took us over to our house and my parents were like "we were wondering where you guys went." We were gone for like a solid 30 minutes! My parents watched us well!!
When I was younger my mum was looking after me and a friend, and she was giving us a spelling test at the time, and I must have thought to myself "I'm so so bad at these spellings and don't know any of them so let's not try" and then I must have been like "well I have to write something down don't I" I ended up writing words like stupid and idiot. I remember being so so scared whilst writing down these words which at the time where the most horrible words I knew. But looking back on it now (like how it does for you) I've realised the reason i was doing it, because i didn't want to be the girl who's bad at spelling so I was trying to take another route out I guess (oh and for the attention of course) I don't quite remember the conveniences but I do remember my mum being very angry and probably sending me to the naughty step ! Ahahah xxx ps. I loved this video!
When I was little, maybe 8 or 9, I had a friend who I didn't really like much but she was the only other homeschooled kid I knew so we had to get along. Once, she came round my house with her mum and we went to play. She decided she wanted to "prank" one of my brothers (he's a year older than me and was a sensative kid). We thought of things we could do that we'd seen in cartoons like buckets of water above doors etc. We (mainly she) decided that I should draw on the blind in his bedroom. I grabbed my purple marker, snuck into his room, and scribbled a "scary" face, and ran back to my bedroom. Once she had gone, my brother had found what I'd done and I might be remembering this wrong but I'm pretty sure he cried. He was upset, to say the least. I got sent to my room for the rest of the day no matter how much I insisted it wasn't my idea, and only now I'm wondering if my parents weren't as angry about it as they made out to be.
when I was about 10, I brought a birthday candle up to my room and lit it just because I liked the look and the smell. it wasn't lit for more than 5 minutes, but it was enough to leave a smell. when my dad came home, he noticed and asked if I had done anything. I, much like you, denied anything and he just left the room. but the guilt was too much. I ended up asking him to go fly a kite with me outside WHERE THERE WAS NO WIND, and wrote a confession letter and hid it under my pillow. the note was so dramatic ("I know I'm a horrible child. I'll understand if you hate me forever etc., etc.) that I can't help but laugh now. I locked myself in the bathroom after. dad came to me and said that even though he was disappointed, he wouldn't hate me forever. a peace offering of cottage cheese was given, and now I smile every time I think about it :)
dodie i will say this until i die but your teeth are so loVELY and straight. i have so much appreciation for people with nice teeth and u are one of those people
i was texting my boyfriend when a dodie notif comes on and i type "OH FUCK" and leave the convo and then he keeps calling and when i finally answer he asks "aRE YOU OKAY??" and i legit said "AHHAHA SORRY BABE DODIE" and he was so understanding 😂😂
This story made me remeber a little story. I am a sugar addict and it's been like that since i can remember, so once my mum brought a chocolate for her and put it on the fridge, when she walked out to do something, i ran to the fridge and ate all the chocolate, my mum came back and when she opened the fridge the chocolate was gone, so she put my sisters and i together and asked who ate her chocolate, i, of course lied and she started laughing so hard because i had chocolate all over my face, hahahahha. it's awesome being sometimes a naughty kid.
I balanced a bucket of water over my door once and called my mum upstairs and as she came into my room she opened the door and got soaked. She was FURIOUS. I think I shocked myself that I'd done that too haha.
Really random but Dodie omg what did your to me... I saw La La Land yesterday because of your video and I'm still not over it. It was so beautiful, I cried so much
I remember writing 'fuck' on a tiny peice of paper when I was like 6. My mom found it later and asked me and my sister who it was. I lied and my sister ended up getting the blame.
This reminds me of when I befriended some new people when I around eight who swore dun dun dun(!) Because of this I remember going to the park with them and stubbing my toe so I whisper-yelled 'fuck' in my little scrawny eight yr old voice. I was so upset afterwards because I had previously vowed to myself that I would never swear. I bottled it up for a day before I cracked and cried in front of my mum. Simpler times eh?
Hey doodie. I've been watching your videos for about 3 month thanks to a friend. i was wondering if you can do a cover. the song is Hariloom by Sleeping Atlast. It's one of my favorite songs. I think you might like it :)
As a kid me and my brother (at like 4 yo) we used to swear in secret. As in. Sometimes when our parents would leave us alone together we'd be like OOH says lots of swear words while giggling and one day when I was like 4 we were in the car while our mum was shopping. We were like OK SAY YOUR LAST EVER SWEAR WORD WE WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN, and that was it. 😂 didn't swear till I was 12
omg I did something similar except I wrote shit on the wall under some peeling wallpaper and it was only discovered when we redecorated the room 4 years later
Moving to uni three years ago was really sad and nostalgic because I felt like my childhood was over and I had to clear loads of stuff like bags of stuff from the end of every year at school like paintings, stories etc, but now I'll be moving back to the family home when I graduate in summer and its so weird because I almost have two homes and I'll have to leave this one behind now. Why does change happen i can't deal.
So I watched Dodie's Snap chat before this, and no, Dodie I am NOT asking to be put in your story or anything...but you can if you want to. Anyway! Your parents reaction would, and will always be my reaction, when my kids grow up and start doing stuff like this. I think it is a mixture of both, hilarity, and embarrassment, mostly because they won't know what they're really saying, and also the fact that really...in reality its not that big of a deal. I dunno, those are just my thoughts!
When I was little and would go to people's houses for dinner (parents friends and what-not). When using the bathroom I'd snoop through their things and mess with stuff (i.e. mix perfumes in bottles, put soap on toothbrushes, squeeze toothpastes and things down the sink so they'd have less stuff). Wasn't doing it maliciously, just felt mischievous 😏
one time when i was somewhere between 5-7 so let's just assume i was 6. i was sent to my room because i probably threw a fit or something and after i was done sulking and being angry about getting in trouble i was filled with boredom. at the time me and my older sister shared a room and she had a bottle of perfume out on the dresser. trying to fill my time and also get out some extra rage i started to spray it EVERYWHERE. then i got really close to the wall and would spray perfume directly onto the wall and door and basically everything so that it left little wet circles on things. then my mom came to get me from my timeout and she saw that i had done this and potentially ruined the paint on the walls. she asked me if i did it and of course i lied but of course it was me because i was in the room alone no one else did it. moral of the story don't let me near perfume when i'm filled with rage or else i'll spray on your walls
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James Li2017-02-17 23:03:40 (edited 2017-02-17 23:04:01 )
I once was at the dining table eating with my mum and i kept doing something that she didnt like. I cant remember what but i kept doing it and she kept telling me off and i wasnt listening and just kept going so she hit my hand (not abusively) and she had never done that before and i was so shocked i went storming away to my room and i had heard if you sucked your skin it would bring blood to the surface and make it all red so i kept doing that where she hit me until it was bright red and looked like a bruise and then i went downstairs and showed her and she felt awful. I had to go to karate that night and the whole time i was in there i felt awful about lying. Then when she picked me up she looked so sad and said "Holly, im really sorry. I didnt think i had hit you hard at all. I wouldnt have done that. But im sorry that i must have and i hope your ok" AND I FELT AWFUL!! I burst out crying and told her i was lying and she grounded me for 2 weeks hahahah. What a little shit i was
Dodie if u see this you should put me on your Snapchat bc ily
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Sarah Catherine2017-02-17 22:42:56 (edited 2017-02-17 22:43:20 )
I didn't know any swears until I was about 10. I don't know why it was this way but I remember when I was about 7 I lied by saying I knew what the F word was because somehow I thought that would make me cool but when my parents asked me what it was I had no clue and I was really embarrassed. I'm pretty sure I did it just so I could figure out what it was because I was curious.
I havent been feeling too good recently and this video just helped to cheer me up a little, thank you dodie. I love all your videos as they help me to smile <3
You uploading makes me so happy 💕 it's currently 9:39am and I had a pretty shitty day yesterday but waking up to a Dodie upload makes it all kind of better 💕 Thank you for being a ray of sunshine in my life
Dodie, I love you so much. You are an inspiration to me and honestly i never miss watching your videos. You're so strong and carry on uploading and keeping your audience happy even when you're feeling shit. I love you, stay strong. And remember even if you're not okay now, there's gonna be tomorrow❤️❤️
This is honestly so funny and something I would of done when I was younger and be wondering why the hell I did it now 😂 it's so great that your videos are equally funny as creative and talented xx
Hey Dodie, another great video i must say your love for la la land is so amazing and you never fail to brighten up my day, even if on that day you're not feeling so 'bright' I think to share personal stuff as well as the "fun times" woo 🎉 is really good of you! It's nice to have someone who is so down to earth and not obsessed with fame on YouTube. I can't wait to see you next month. I've been counting down since day one. Also, thank you for making revision possible, your songs and covers help me focus so much, if only I could have it in the exam. But then again. It could be a 6/10 if I did that. Ha! (Sorry I'll stop) okay byeeee! 💕
I'm 20 seconds in and I have to say that I love how you show tiny bits of you doing things to show what you're doing despite this being irrelevant to the video's actual content (I think, I'm inly 29 seconds in). And I love how they're perfect shots that capture the perfect moments. I'd like to be a film director/maker/person and holy crap I want to use such editing for something. Sorry for the meaningless/pointless comment, just wanted to appreciate how you film and edit
Honestly I love you so much. You're one of the most beautiful and talented and just great person ever and your music is so good I am amazed by everything you do and you're great dodie
Omg can I just express how happy it makes me seeing you have uploaded a new video!!! I love you and your videos so much and I love your songs too!!! You inspire me so much and actually was the reason I made my channel but that's not important. You are like one of those people on earth who are just too precious for this world 💖 Thank you so much for everything!! I hope you read this and smile because you deserve all the happiness in the world
OMG YESS!!! This was so funny and I loved the editing it was so cute and felt really cosy like we were just having a chat. Nice song choices on your Snapchat story bye-I've recently started listening to all of Tessa's songs and now I'm OBSESSED: especially with Haze, Not Over You, Dream and Sorry I'm Not Sorry, and the 1975-I love them! And also your adorable interpretive dance to Loving Someone :D
this reminds me of the time when I threw soap out my bathroom window because I wanted to change it then freaked out because I thought it wouldn't melt 😂
Omg this is so funny i love cringy childhood stories it makes me feel more normal for all the traumatic things that have happened to me Lol its great how we can look back on these things and laugh
I remember breaking a door at my old school once. It didn't get caught on cctv and no one ever found out who did it. I also set off a fire alarm and put the blame on someone else who was near me during the time and I never got into trouble. Lol loved the video dodie
I've been feeling super duper down but I am getting a therapy appointment soon! But every single time, I will find a dodie video to watch. You cheer me up infinitely dodes. thank you! I find myself smiling so much at the end of each video, so thank you for keeping my brain together
My parents are selling my family home too but I still live here, I'll have to move and I'm so scared, I'm not going to have my home anymore, so I empathise dodie, I'm sure we'll be okay
i love you allot btw, i got fringe because of you, and then i donated 13 inches of hair because i loved your hair, and i got fairly lights. everything you do inspires me and i get really happy watching your videos. i almost went to your tour in the us, but it fell through and i cried for a month. ilysm, never stop making videos!
Your the most relatable person I know.. You've helped me through good and bad and brought me closer to friends.. I love you and couldn't live without your music.. Ps I'm going to your tour and I can't wait!!!
ava teresa2017-02-17 22:36:11 (edited 2017-02-17 22:36:49 )
no but really, as much as i absolutely adore your music/other videos these are my favourite bc it feels like i know you. and you sit down and chat with me and i just drop my panicked mind, i drop my stress (i stress about everything and when there's nothing to stress about i stress about not being stressed) and it's just really nice. i feel calm and now i've lost where i was going with this but i just want to thank you for that <3
I can relate a lot to your parents as an older sister.
My little sister once wrote her name on the fridge. She was two, maybe three. We knew it was her because her name begins with a "K" and she always wrote her "K's" backwards.
When I questioned her about why her brother would write her name on the fridge - that was her excuse - she said that he did it and copied how she wrote to get her into trouble.
I knew it was her and I couldn't do anything because her point was so valid. My mum just stood there laughing :')
So last night I went to see La La land, it was probably one of the most gorgeous movies I've ever seen if not the best movie I've ever seen. At the beginning of the film dodie walks into the cinema and my heart literally stops, my favourite youtuber, there in the flesh. When the film was finished I practically forced my mum to wait until she walked out of the cinema room. I run up the stairs from the toilet and super nervously ask if she was dodie, we had a wonderful little conversation about the film and music. Dodie if you ever read this I regret not saying more, I wish I had told you that I preferred your version of city of stars to the real one, and I wish I had told you how brilliant and beautiful I think you are. Thank you
Hi dodie I know that you're never gonna see this but, I just wanna say you and your music has helped me a fuck ton this past year. Its helped me get through so much family shit, friend drama etc. Each song you make has such a great ''story'' behind, such meaning and I appreciate it. Thank you dodie so much I can tell tell you how grateful I am that I found your videos. Love you!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
OH MY LORD dodie i love you. I'm a 14 year old girl and all I see on YouTube is the ideas morning routines and the perfect sides to everyone's lives. I'm so so grateful you show us the vulnerable side of life that everyone has but no one has the guts to share. All your videos make me smile or cry or learn something and your songs...UGH your songs are beautiful. I even learnt the ukulele in 2015 to be like you. Thank you for everything. Your late nights of editing and all your hard work pays off, even if it's just kids like me who watch your channel and smile. Thankyou :) xxx
Omg I'm imagining little Dodie doing that and your parents trying not to laugh and it's just hilarious!! BTW I don't understand why is people so surprised that you have a brother... I knew it already and it can only be because you said it in a video before? Maybe years ago? Or maybe Twitter or Snapchat?? I don't really know why, but I knew 😂😂
Oh Dodie, I've done worse as a kid and it's slowly eating me alive and when I started confessing to my parents they tried to get more answers out of me and got really pissed and I'm really scared
i just absolutely peoples stories from childhood. I mean i love that children dont have a clear idea of what they can and cant do really. like when i was i kid i would stress out and cry when i teared the toilet paper not in the "dotted" place cause i thought u r not supposed to do that and parents would be mad at me. amazing.
I have kind of a similar story. I was young, probably 7, and my brother was 5. I was mad at him for something. We used to bicker quite a bit. To get out my frustration without actually hurting him, I took a pen and wrote "[Brother's Name] is stupid" on a lampshade. Why a lampshade, I may never know. The worst part was when my mom came home and I got caught. I was a really good kid and it must have been a weird situation to catch someone in.
hey Dodie, i know you like these comments so im just gonna say hi. hey Dodie. How are you> i hope you're ok. i hope Hedy's ok and your bro and your mum and da and two cats. i hope that you're coping well and youre living well with the sober stuff - well done btw. im 13 and i don't drink (wel..) but congrats so far - also i love la la land so much! i saw it with my gf and we had our first kiss and without you I wouldn't have even thought of seeing it, so thank you for giving me the thought of the most magical time of my life so far. also yes im gay WHOOP, you are my role model and you always have been. i hope everything is well in your life because it deserves to be, love one of your doddlers and love you so much, keep smiling, Kezia (kez-ee-ah)
Dodie I think you need to watch "Sing street" it's a great movie but there's one scene (Drive it like you stole it) and I think a number of the main characters might be wearing "dodie yellow" ribbons in their hair ⭐️ even if they're not it's a pretty fab movie/musical anyway x
7 y/o Dodie: "hahaha I wrote fuck in a hat haha I'm so funny" 7 y/o me: hahaha accidentally cut my finger on a stapler and cried more about saying crap than the actual blood on my hand
fuck I love your vocabulary it sounds so British and satisfying and I need you to make another asmr video soon (btw I am British but i am sort of posh northern)
Okay my version of the naughty thing was that when I was younger I was a really fussy eater and my mum used to give me sausage rolls but I only liked the pastry and I HATED the sausage part, I used to eat the pastry and hide the sausage behind our TV cabinet because my mum never cleans behind there aND ONE DAY SHE FOUND THEM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY the fuck IS THERE MOUKDY SAUSAGES BEHIND OUR TV CABINET AHAHAHAHA
I remember in Year 6 there were these two guys in pe and they were being so fecking annoying so I mouthed F off to them And then proceeded to bawl my eyes out
When we were kids we were not allowed to write or draw on the walls and I wanted to do it so bad so my genius idea was to write my brother's name on things bc that obviously wasn't going to be made by me (at least i thought lmao)
Omg I was a little demon when younger, like I used to play with things I shouldn't, and one time I was playing with matches and I actually set fire to the dinner table, like¿? now I laugh about it but I cried so hard that day
I fucking love you so much omg you are my literal idol and I love you so much omg ur my actual wallpaper on my phone I love you that much ❤️😩 you are also girl crush number one ( I need to stop saying omg)
you are more beatiful than usual in this video, how is that possible, how can i lose myself in your eyes when i don't even know you and you don't know me, i hate my brain.
the funniest thing about this is that i wrote fuck in a friend's workbook in school because she wouldn't let me be yoshi in mario kart and no one ever found out
I want this to be a great comment but please also put it on Snapchat your an amazing person and I look up to you your so beautiful and I love how you're doing Vedif but never feel pressured to make a video ok thanks bye
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Paris Holdich2017-02-17 22:36:30 (edited 2017-02-17 22:36:58 )
I've been stuck in the same flat for the 13 years I've been alive. I want to move. discover new places. but I can't leave the life I have behind. no, waking up earlier won't bother me. if i move round the corner to the new council houses we could be kicked out of at any moment, I would be happy. because this isn't my home anymore. It's a chore.
CAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR SNPACHAT... naw i'm joking, i watch ur snapchat and how you're sick of these comments lol. I've never moved house so i can't really relate to some of your emotions but i'm scared of when it does happen cause i know there's a spot that i found comfort in and never will again, and that i can never relive my memories like that. thatsdepressingkbye
DODIE I wanted to comment cuz ur looking and I want u to know I exist. But I have nothing important to say except I love you and you are so talented. Lol idek if that's the right except. Stay in school kids.
also I did almost the exact same thing as a kid except the naughtiest word I knew was c*nt (not censored) so I wrote that on the front of my brothers hat and I think I'm still grounded for it after 10 years.
Also I have a similar story - one time I left a note in another kid's desk saying it was a pigsty and that they needed to clean it, and of course they handed it to the teacher who immediately recognized my handwriting. I just broke down crying right there in class lol. Kids are so weird every kid is weird
Well at least it's not the worst thing a young English girl has done because she was jealous her brother was playing with another kid. (Too soon for those who get the reference?????)
I just relate so much 😂 I can't cope with this story it's so hilarious also I'm tempted to be annoying in response to your snapchat and ask to be on your snapchat 😂 ( don't worry I'm not) 😂
Your moving out video almost made me cry. The letting go of your old stuff really made me think about how unimportant right now is, but how important it is too…
this is so entertaining im in creases with how dramatic this is and how ridiculous the concept is of a little "fuck" in someone's hat. i need more little dodie stories
I feel the pain of change, when its scary and everyones telling you change is good but its actually the one thing that terrifies you the most in the world
I have been WAITING. For another bath video. Because the last one was SO. FUNNY. I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME DODIE IS IN THE BATH I WILL END UP LAUGHING
omg that's actually so hilarious, your dad totally should have given you money hahahaha (also ive never been this early wow maybe i'll get a reply ;) love you dodie <3)
Lmao I know what you mean about the stupid urge to do something naughty when you're young! I was the nicest kid at school but one day for some reason during recess, I thought it would be a good idea to engrave stuff into the bench I was sitted on with a rock! But being the mastermind criminal that I was, I actually wrote my first name on the bench. Since no other kid had the same first name in the school, the director confronted me a few days later and I was so distraught, like "wtf did I do that for? I hate myself" hahaha
Dodie I'm currently being bullied a lot...for a problem I have...that I can't change about myself. Your songs and chats get me through the day...I was wondering if maybe...just maybe you could do a video about bullying? If you read this 💛
I'm so sorry you're having to go through this! Hang in there, it'll get better (I know that sounds cheesy but it will), and there are many people here who care about you. Have you talked to adults about the bullying? (Or are you worried you can't talk to them because of the cause of the bullying?). In any case, if there is anyone that you trust, please tell them about the bullying, we want you to be safe!
mimine12344 I have told my parents and friends every step of the way but nothing ever really works...it's just the same stuff and I just shy down when I see her and can't talk and end up crying
hi DoDiE!1! i CaMe FrOm sNaPcHaT.,,., aNd wOuLd LovE To bE faMOuS!!!11 MaKe mY wIsH cOMe tRuE DoDie!!1 FeAtUrE mE oN yOuR SnAp!!11! Jk ily lmao sends hugs
I don't know if I'm depressed but I am having suicidal thoughts and thinking that I would be so much happier dead and I've just been empty and sad and I'm crying for no reason. I'm scared to tell my friends because I don't want to burden them. I'm scared of death but at the same time, I want to start my life over and just die
i was such a terrible child, and the worst sister. as a kid i would steal money from my parents (not a lot, like the equivalent of 50p maybe) or eat someone's left over candy etc. then i would blame my little brother. here's the bit of a sociopathic part. when ever you accused my brother of something he would of course get nervous and he would start to smile and laugh a little. somehow, i had however, convinced everyone that my brother was such a terrible liar that when ever he lied he would smile and laugh. yet in fact he did that no matter if he was guilty or not. it just seemed to everyone (to my parents and our older sister whose candy i would eat) that he was always guilty cause they thought he laughed only when he was guilty. i'm lucky my brother still loves me!
Youtube become more and more horrible everyone is filming in the bath or half naked...what with this?!what the next step is??? you know you don't have to show skin just to get views. and also kids watching you this is bad example.
+077 Di You're right, we can't understand. But that's because you're a loon. How is this bad for children (who, incidentally can't have YouTube accounts). And especially given the story, THAT is the bit you have a problem with?
the harshest form of slander
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Conan Gray it true also ily thanks 4 existing
24 likeswowie you're a cool dude i didn't expect to see you in dodie's comments :)
24 likesalso i hope you feel better dude
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3 likesbut no genuinely i adore both of you this makes me happy
Conan Gray CONAN AND DODIE COVER PLEASE
6 likesConan Gray conan hahaha you watch dodies videos you guys should write a song togheter that would be really cool
2 likesOmfg Ilysm I had no idea you liked to watch dodie xD I'm dead this is amazing
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0 likesconan, i had no idea you watch dodie. anyway, hello!
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0 likesCONAN HI
0 likesOMG CONAN
0 likesCooooonan😍😍😍
0 likes+Conan Gray omg, didn't expect to see conan on a dodie video! I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH <3333
0 likesOMG HEY CONAN I DIDNT KNOW YOU WATCHED DODIE :)) I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH
2 likesConan Gray Love you so much ohhh🖤🌻
0 likesConan Gray PLEASE COLLAB WITH DODIE
1 likeConan Gray CONAN MY BAE
0 likesConan Gray CONAN IM CRYING HELLO
0 likesMY FAVOURITE PEOPLE, PLEASE WRITE A SONG TOGETHER x
1 likeDODIE ARE YOU SEEING THIS MAJESTICNESS RIGHT HERE CMON COME COLLAB WITH SWEET LIL CONAN PLS DODIE PLS
0 likesYou and Dodie need to collaborate ASAP.
0 likesConan Gray oh please collab. That would make me so happy
0 likesConan Gray CONAN 😍
0 likesConan Gray CONAN
0 likesCONAN HEY BOO
0 likesConan! Hi!
1 likeCONAN PLEASE COLLAB WITH DODIE
2 likesConan Gray CONANNN OMG ILYYY
0 likesConan Gray omg conannn!!!!
0 likes<<< I'm dyin ur so cool
0 likesCONAN
0 likesCONAAAANN
0 likesConan Gray AW CONAN LOVES DODIE TOO
1 likeConan Gray CONANS HERE
0 likesMY FAVES YESS
1 likeConan Gray is it Conan Gray? or is it Dodie yellow?
9 likesConan Gray CONE I LOVE YOU OMG
0 likesConan Gray a wild Conan Gray
1 likeConan!!!! Hello!
1 likeHI CONAN GRAY
2 likesOMG CONAN
0 likesConan Gray OMG YOURE HERE
0 likesConan Gray hey conan
0 likesConan Gray HI CONAN
0 likesCONAN!!! Aaah! Much Love🙌😊
0 likesoh hey, conan !
1 likeI looked at the comment and I was like "so true hahahahaha" then I saw that Conan wrote it and I was like "YESS CONAN ILY IULSJBCHVLJCNJVHXLKSNCLKCBN"
4 likeshello angel
0 likesConan Gray CONANNNNNN LITERALLY EVERY TIME I WATCH DODIE I THINK OF YOU
0 likesConan Gray omg hey you
1 likeConan Gray HEY BBY
0 likesConan Gray CONANA MY FATHER. IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. TEH SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, MY ACNE HAS FLOURISHED, ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY
2 likesVictoria he lovee dodie lmao
0 likesHELLO HELLO
0 likesCONE YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILD
6 likesConan Gray yES CONE
2 likesConan♡♡♡
0 likesCONAN
0 likesConan Gray hi Conan!!!!!
0 likesconan!!!!!
0 likesCONAN
0 likesHello conan
0 likesBig fan.
0 likesI want Doddleoddle merch with "Fuck" written on all the lables
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OMG ahahahAHhAhAh
520 likesEMMAwkward HAT especially
33 likesMost definitely hats :D XD
9 likesHahahaha! Omg, that would be so hilarious and awesome!
5 likesplease
6 likesOMG! YESS!!!
9 likesyes omg
6 likesEMMAwkward pLEASE
4 likesYES PLEASE I WILL THROW MY MONEY AT HER
12 likesHOLEY HELL YESSSSSSSSSS!
4 likesYESSSSS OMG THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING
4 likesMY LEGACY
6 likesYES
5 likesYES YES PLEASE SELL HATS TOO
14 likesEMMAwkward the is it tho hats!!!!
12 likesElla O'Kelly I thought of this as soon as i saw those!
3 likesEMMAwkward yes plzzzzzz
3 likesEMMAwkward Petition!
3 likesEMMAwkward YES
2 likeshehehehehhahhaahahjji
1 likeEMMAwkward YASSSSSS
5 likesYOU'RE A GENIUS
8 likesI wouldn't buy the merch unless it said "Fuck" on the label XD This is geniusssssss
3 likesEMMAwkward....
2 likesyes
does she have merch?
2 likesEMMAwkward you genius
5 likesEMMAwkward. Yes please dodie look at this
3 likesEMMAwkward
0 likesYes please
That is brilliant.
0 likesThat was so so so funny :D I love your videos, they're so natural :D
70 likesCan we please appreciate how good dodie's eyebrows look naturally?!?!
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Her whole face omg
213 likesHer as a person omg
177 likesYes. Yes we can
16 likesHow about her being a goddess no matter what.
20 likesGrace Platt no
2 likesoh yes they do
0 likesThey're just eyebrows who cares, why does everyone obsess over eyebrows
0 likesI wasn't really thinking about the eyebrows but that's about where the camera stopped 😣😭😢😭😢
1 likeU talk to much
0 likes@Salem The ukulele a goddess????? FFS youre easily pleased!
0 likesgbwildlife uk or she’s just super fucking pretty?
2 likesHer whole face looks good lol
1 likeDodie's Eyebrows Appreciation Society !
3 likesYes....are they has good as yours?
0 likes"My little Dodie wrote FUCK in someone's hat!" Oml 😂
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"I wanted to give you money!" Lmao 😂
65 likes"But- gsfshdjfkadgh, DAD!" i was laughing so hard at that
23 likesI died at 'My little dodie wrote' and 'I was gonna give you money'
3 likesI loved this and your parents commentary! It makes me wanna ask my parents stuff I did when I was younger 😂
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You deserve replies. So here's a reply. Also, I love your music SO much.
8 likesDodie: I see a pen
2232 likesMe: I see a harpoon
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i was thinking the same xD
5 likesJPHenshy yes! |-/
6 likesheavydirtybreathing I.. I GET IT!
14 likeshey
5 likesJPHenshy bum na na na na bum na na na na bum na na na na bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
13 likestwentyughpilots I'll stay away, cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight! Bum bum bum bun neh neh nehh
13 likesJPHenshy YES |-/ ILY
2 likesCamille Weinrebe WHY AM I NOT SCARED IN THE MORNING? |-/
6 likesJPHenshy omg
3 likesJPHenshy meanwhile I'll stay awake cz the dark's not taking prisoner's
1 likeRandomness I MUST'VE KICKED THEM OUT, I MUST OF KICKED THEM OUUUUTTTT....
5 likesLili I SWEAR I HERD DEMONS YELLING THOSE CRAZY WORDS THEY WERE SPELLING
5 likes|-/ ❤❤❤
1 likeHey Itz Random I'LL TELL 'EM. YOOOOU HAVE NO PLANS FOR ME.
3 likesJPHenshy I'lL StAY AwAkE!!!!!!!
2 likesILL STAY AWAKE!!!
1 likeJPHenshy CUZ THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONER TONIGHT
0 likesJess Fischer ..
1 likeWHY CANT I GIBE THIS COMMENT 724891037 LIKES???
1 likeJPHenshy ILL STAY AWAKE
0 likesJPHenshy intense music I'LL STAY AWAY
0 likesJPHenshy SAEM
0 likesJPHenshy me
0 likesJPHenshy DUN dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn (the instrumental after)
0 likesI'LL STAY AWAKE 'CAUSE THE DARK'S NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT
0 likesI'll stay awake
0 likesCAUSE THE DARK'S NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT
0 likesNA NA NA NA NEE NAN NA NA NA
i’ll stay AWAKE
0 likesAnd me over here doesn’t get it so I see Percy Jackson’s sword
0 likesKatie Blue
0 likesI see both lol
Ode to sleep ||-//
0 likesJPHenshy DU DUDUDU DU ILL STAY AWAKE CUZ THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT
0 likesLol
0 likesayyy ||-//
0 likes@Basically Flying Productions its from ode to sleep
0 likesJPHenshy I'LL STAY AWAKE, CAUSE THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT
0 likesOof a bit late to the comment train but ||-//
0 likesI have watched two videos today by doddie and there was a TØP reference on both of them I am dying yaaaaaas
0 likesMY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEONES HAT !😂
63 likesSmol young Dodie was HARDCORE.
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Hufflepuff LIFE
1 likeOMG I love your profile picture!!
1 likedodies mum: NO dodie would NEVER do this
1291 likesdodies dad: i wanted to give you money
i lOVE THER DIFFERENT RESPONSES
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aj me too
0 likesone time when i was little i wrote "shit" on the wall. in crayon. my parents could not stop laughing. i was a hardcore kid.
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HAHHAHA
277 likesin crayon im
45 likesdoddlevloggle doddie yore cool as fuck
20 likesYo edgy
8 likesGerard Lesterell according to my parents, 'fucker' was one of my first words.
44 likesAlexander Damn He Thin YOUR @ IS GREAT
7 likesAlexander Damn He Thin nice name
2 likesPainty Unicorn thats two words...
1 likeI would always do something bad, be told off, then look my parents in the eye and do it again
5 likesWhen I was just born the hospital takes a picture of the newborn and I looked so mad and was flipping off the nurse 😂
10 likesSantiago santiago oh okay
3 likesI wrote "poop" on the wall in marker 😂
5 likesNoah G woah calm down bud
1 likei actually laughed at this
2 likesValerie Vaz When I was 7 I remember drawing a cat picking his nose on the wall. Little me thought it was hilarious
4 likesthis sounds like something out of Percy Jackson. Don't know why. lol
0 likesmy brother put actual shit on the wall, the good ol' days.
1 like@El w you look really cute.
0 likesHahahahahahahhahabahaha
0 likesOnce my little sister looked in the McDonald's bag. She was probably 3ish and she looked at my mom and said, "Oh shit mom, we fowgot the napkins." Me and my mom had a good laugh about it, then decided not to swear around her anymoreXD
0 likesRESPRCT
1 like@Tedolph Bundler no I just find it funny that's all a young kid knowing that word sorry it came out the wrong way
0 likes@Tedolph Bundler Oh okay I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh or find it funny I deleted my comment and I'm sorry that I for offending you.
0 likesI'm being random, but... Dodie, your skin looks so much better!!
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Susan you got snap
0 likesDodie thank you for always being that positive outlet in my life. Even if it's just a silly story, it makes me feel like I have a friend to count on for whatever I need. Thank you for always being you and being that positive factor in my life. Through your videos and your music I find peace and happiness. Your talent and personality radiate across the room. Never change, much love xx
1 likeI love how different Dodie's parents reacted like
2799 likesDodie's mum: There was..a swear word in the hat
Dodie's dad:
My little Dodie wrote FUCK!
In somebody's HAT!
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like 600 people liked this but no one commented so hi
16 likesSusie Reid haha hi
2 likesP P PHAN
1 likeThatTemmiePhanicingInTheCørnerAbøutDødie :)
1 likeit's now a strong 1494 and still no comments XD
3 likesI love how he wanted to give her money, he was so proud
35 likes<3 That was my DODIE :D
7 likesthat was so cute though "my little dodie"
52 likesThatTemmiePhanicingInTheCørnerAbøutDødie her dad would have found that hilarious omg
2 likesI love how dodie has the confidence to make a video while having a bath and somehow it doesnt feel weird??
2 likesI so loved this. You're so genuine and lovely....even when writing curse words in a little friends hat. Lol!
0 likesI watched this 5 times over, it's just so funny how that's the kind of thought that went through 7 year old Dodie's mind😂😂
1 likeThat's hilarious, things always seem so bad when you're a kid, it's probably so funny for them to have kids and have them do dumb things and just have to try not to laugh hysterically
74 likesI didn't know the word 'fuck' when I was 7 😂 I don't know how I was so sheltered
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damnyoupolishgenius same, when I was 7 I thought crap and stupid were "bad words" lol
36 likesI didn't know ANY swear words till I was 9...
5 likesdamnyoupolishgenius same
0 likesdamnyoupolishgenius you must've had a good childhood
2 likesdamnyoupolishgenius do you have older siblings? Because that was how I knew those words 😂
3 likes@Sophie Smith yeah, if you're the last child or have an older sibling then youd learn... much XD
4 likes+Sophie Smith Nope, I'm the eldest - good point haha, I'm sure my little sister knew them way earlier due to me and my brother XD
3 likesdamnyoupolishgenius same though xD
0 likesMe neither!
0 likesi probably learned it around age 8 or 9, and i only learned it bc my dad was telling people the story about how his mom hated the restaurant Fuddruckers bc she thought they were intentionally trying to get ppl to accidentally say fuckrudders, and he forgot i was there and i was just like, "dad what does fuck mean?" and everyone just pissed themselves lol
11 likesi knew it when i was 3...
2 likesI am the eldest xD I first heard it when I was around 11 or 12, never said it though, my younger sister by two years (she is 14) still doesnt know it, and my other sister knew it since she was like 9 xD and she teached it indirectly to my 2 year old brother who doesnt know its meaning though and we wont say it around him again..I hope lol
3 likes+Vanii's Kitty (Neko :33) i was actually probably like 4 or 5 when i learned the middle finger was "bad" bc i pointed with it and my then-preteen sister's friend thought it was just HILARIOUS and so they told me not to do it cuz it means a bad word, but i didnt learn til probably 6th grade what it actually meant lol
2 likesI remember when I was about 10, knowing that there was a swear word beginning with F because of Gordon Ramsay's programme "The F Word". I asked my mum what it was and she said "I'm not telling you but I never want to hear you say it". And so I couldn't of course XD Any normal ten year old would just ask the internet these days.
3 likesdamnyoupolishgenius when I was 7 the other kids screamed "look! There's a condom!" When they saw a see through plastic bag and we were so grossed out of this condoms
2 likesdamnyoupolishgenius i knew it :3
0 likes+Anamika Mahesj aww thats precious omg
5 likesdamnyoupolishgenius I was screaming it out when I was 7 because I heard someone say it and didn't k ow what it meant 😂😂
0 likesI didn't know the word fuck until I was 12!
4 likesdamnyoupolishgenius I grew up with swearing so I've known it since I was born
2 likesdamnyoupolishgenius when I was like 3 I remember going behind walls when my mom made me mad and flipping her off 😂
2 likesi didn't know what it was until i was tHIRTEEN CAN YOU IMAGINE
16 likesAdria cano your preschool needs help
0 likesi learned when i was 5 .
0 likesi learned it when i was 5 because someone wrote it on the school swingset and i said it outloud and the teacher was right next to me, i didn't get in trouble though. but i say it a lot now :) thanks grade school
0 likesdamnyoupolishgenius i remember that i thought damn was a really bad word and everytime someone Said it i went like GASP and Said something like "dont swear god's near" i mustve been so annoying bc now i swear all the time and i cant imagine not to lmao
3 likesi kept confusing between 'suck' and 'fuck' so i never used either of those words in fear since i didn't know which one was the actual swear word... yeah i was 12
1 likeI had brothers who were 15 and 17 that how I knew them
0 likesHa! Oh little Dodie why
1 likeI looove how you shot this video! Your editing is so simple, yet one of my favorite types. That story was pretty funny as well-loved hearing from your parents' side!
Wonderful stoty! I laughed as it brought back my naughty childhood memory! Thanks for sharing and I'm hoping you're having some happy days! Lots of love to you!
0 likeslove how dodie can literally make a video whilst in the bath, that shows you how real youtubers are
1 likewatching this after waking up from a bad dreams. this really cheered me up and made me giggle. thanks dodie!
0 likes"my little Dodie wrote fuck! In someone's hat!" IM DYING LAUGHING
584 likesDodie, I really appreciate how well put-together this video is. I love how you edited it and the story is great. I love your content and hope all goes well ☺️
0 likesI love the fact that you seem so comfortable to be talking to a camera whilst sitting in the bath. It's lovely to see how far you have come. I'm really proud :-) xx
0 likesok but how cute is dodie honestly I love her so much I'm so happy I'm gonna see her at playlist be right back gonna cry
60 likesThis is such a funny video! Love hearing childhood stories - I believe it keeps us young 😁❤
0 likesbeen working on my mental health and positivity and gotta say watching dodie's videos really helps! they just make me so happy and are AESTHETIC
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Wow, AESTHETIC!
19 likesI love how you put aesthetic in capital letters. Also, same.
6 likesCan we just appreciate how lovely and cute bath videos are for a moment? What did mankind do to deserve this cute lil nerd
1 likethis video was absolutely adorable. i'm just imagining a teeny tiny dodie with a mischievous grin on her face xx
0 likesI really loved this video. :) It's was so good. Vedic is the best! These videos have been getting me through sh*t anxiety this week, Dodie you're the best! <3
0 likesThe more videos I watch of you the more I love you <3 this was such a cute and funny story!
0 likesyour dad seems like an awesome guy x'D
0 likeslove this vlog and story!!
I loved listening to dodie's conversation with her dad it was hilarious.
0 likesI'll have you know that I'm attempting to stifle my laughter at two in the morning trying not to wake my whole family. this is one of my favorite vlogs that you've done.
0 likesThis was such a nice video, other than it being the sweetest story the whole video was shot, edited and structured perfectly, it was a joy to watch
0 likesI love how dodie's dad was like "I wanted to give you money"
101 likesxD
I remember being 11 and saying to one of my friends that I thought this girl who bullied me in school (who was also called Mollie) was a bitch. Someone overheard me saying it and told her straight away, she then went to tell the deputy head teacher and I thought I'd be in so much trouble when he asked to talk to me. He just sat me down on a bench in the playground and told me he'd heard about what I'd said and asked me why I'd said it. I told him that I didn't really know, I said that she had been horrible to me since we were about 4 or 5 and I never knew why she didn't like me so much. I expected him to turn to me and tell me off or give me a detention, instead he just told me that he'd noticed for a while how she was with me and that he could understand why I wanted to use the word to describe her. He then went on to say that I'm a good kid and that was the first bad thing he'd ever heard of me doing and said I wasn't in trouble but he didn't want to hear about me saying it again and that I should try to not let it effect me as much. I think it was one of the first times an adult had talked to me as an equal and didn't look at me as a silly little child. Looking back I'm glad he dealt with it in that way, I think it helped me grow a slightly thicken skin to deal with the bullies I faced then and would later face in high school.
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that's one good teacher!
7 likesI would love to have had that experience! Wow, your teacher was amazing! My brother said to me once (just a few months ago) that I’m just like a “kid” to him, which made me furious. He is older than me and has been alive my entire life. He always frustrates me, like how those annoying siblings do, and has been doing so for YEARS. It wasn’t until maybe three weeks ago when it just got to me and I exploded. I wanted to kill him so badly then, but I know I can’t and definitely shouldn’t. Keeping all of the pent up anger and annoyance bottled inside was too much to handle and I cried so hard, punching the walls and my bedroom door. I remember thinking when I was younger of all the bad things I would say to him...
0 likesSo yeah. I would love to have had an adult early on talk to me as if I weren’t just a child! Your teacher handled it so well!
This is probably my favorite video of yours, super chill and funny! love love love <3
0 likesI forgot how much I loved dodie's channel, I forgot how I could just click on a random video and just peacefully laugh at the lovely content.
0 likesI love how all of your videos don’t have music. When your videos are just you talking, they’re so genuine and hit a deeper spot in people’s hearts.
0 likes(I'm late but) this sounds absolutely hilarious and Dodie you look amazing I love your hair
0 likesYou know what I love about dodie? She can take off her makeup and looking tired with imperfections and bags under her eyes she is still absolutely gorgeous.
2 likeslove how relaxing your videos are :)
0 likescan we take a moment to appreciate how stunning dodie looks without makeup🌍
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Honestly I'm SO JEALOUS AAAAA
14 likesjealous enough to write a naughty word in a hat tho???
49 likeserin I know, her acne has cleared up SO GOOD❤️❤️❤️
10 likeserin TRUUUUU SHE'S BLOODY GORGEOUS
7 likeserin yes!!!
1 likeerin she's always stunning I love her so much for u wanna fight
10 likeserin IKR?!?! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!
5 likesAGREED SHE'S SO PRETTY
6 likeserin yus. i dont even know why makeup exists, everyone is beautiful without it, you dont needs to hide yourself from the world....
1 likeyeah it's gross isn't it? she's Brave for showing us that freak show
1 likeerin she's super gorgeous! I'm jealous haha
3 likesEllie Simmons yes but for some people it gives them confidence and helps them through hard times when they may feel bad about themselves 😊
2 likesDesmond Craddock you think you're so clever don't you?and you're here in the comments section of a video you're clearly not interested in...or maybe you are and this is the way you treat nice people?otherwise you clearly don't have anything better to do with your life and i advise you leave.👋
5 likesDesmond Craddock you just called someone's face 'gross' and 'a freak show'.but oh no of course nothings wrong
4 likesDesmond Craddock WOW IM SURPRISED YOU REALISED IM FEMALE HOLY SHIT
4 likeserin omg yes I'm so jealous
2 likesAwkward Sloth it's their opinion, Honey.
1 likealeх theirs a difference being just plain horrible and having an opinion believe me "honey".
1 likeAwkward Sloth lol it's ok, you don't have to be into a comment battle with a wanna be meat head😂
3 likesAwkward Sloth WOO POWER TO YA!!
2 likeserin I KNOW😍😍 SHE'S GORGEOUS❤❤
3 likeserin yes yes we can
1 likeDesmond Craddock YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REPLY BUDDY BOI, YOU COULDA JUST LEFT IT AND NOT REPLIED AND EVERYTHING PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STOPPED BOI.
1 likeamy amazing34 BOIIIII!
1 likeAwkward Sloth 😂😂😂😂 indeed, mah boi, indeed
0 likesamy amazing34 that's such a pointless argument because I could just say the same thing back to you or anyone. No one has to reply to anything. And I'll remind you I had stopped replying weeks ago until they randomly came at me with a weird ass hypothetical. So yeah buddy I did kinda have to reply.
0 likesDesmond Craddock She*
0 likesDesmond Craddock okay I know now I'm being a hypocrite, but my reply should be the last. This will be the last part of this entire argument, deal?
2 likesno deal!!!
0 likes2,700 likes
3 likeserin do I know u cos I know like 3 erins
1 like@Pee why are you so negative?
0 likes@holly jane Girls should be falling all over, for you!
0 likesi love your dad :) his reaction is just great.
2 likesoh my god this is the best story ever. I LOVE your dad's reaction, incredible.
1 likeThis is so cute! Dodie this story is hilarious and adorable at the same time😂
0 likesThis might be my new favourite video! Absolutely hilarious :')
0 likesthat proud feeling when u knew dodie had a brother
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Charlotte Black haha I was just thinking the same thing
0 likesSame :D I lav ittt
0 likesSame :D
0 likesCharlotte Black omg same here
0 likesCharlotte Black sameee
0 likesCharlotte Black well i mean he was in a video so
0 likestasminemma what video??
0 likesデッド内 / yeah what vid
0 likesmum's big day out
0 likesi hate how I didn't even have to check HAHAHA
2 likesCharlotte Black same 👏🏻 yay us
0 likesCharlotte Black I was so fucking proud of myself
6 likesfor those asking i found out from "Seven facts about doddleoddle!"
10 likesThis is the best story I've ever heard Dodie <3
0 likesthank you for cheering me up dodie. love you x
0 likesomg I loved this xD I laughed so hard. More childhood stories!
0 likesI had a smile on my face the whole time while watching this
0 likesOH MY GOD YOUR DAD IS ADORABLE "MY DODIE WROTE FUCK ONTO SOMEONE'S HAT!" I LOVE HIM 😝😂😂💛💗👍
188 likesthank you for giving me a good laugh dodie! :)
0 likesThat was cool! Needed a good laugh this morning, thank you very much.
0 likesI smile comes on my face every time I see anything about dodie I just lover her stuff
0 likesthis is my favorite video you've ever done!!!! love the childhood memories, so cute n simple 💞💞
0 likesI was not having a good mental health day today but this video calmed me down and made me smile. Thank you Dodie.
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Anna Porco I hope it gets better :)
29 likesAnna Porco get well soon, I feel the same way. Stay hydrated, it will pass xx
2 likesHope you're feeling good <3
0 likesthis is HILARIOUS! Thank you for sharing it with us!
0 likesJust the perfect likkle bedtime story :) thanksyooou, dodie toots xx
0 likesyou look so happy recently!!! makes me happy. hope you're feeling happy!
0 likesyour skin is getting clear! <3
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It already was clear
71 likesVictoria literally not true haha
8 likesThis is the best story I've ever heard - I love that your parents couldn't keep a straight face, that's exactly how mine would have reacted, too.
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Not creepy at all! Thank you :)
0 likesThis is hilarious. I laughed so hard, so thank you for sharing!
0 likesThat was truly excellent :D Thanks Dodie <3
0 likesthis is so funny 😂 I love how your parents both where like ' not my little Dodie'😂
0 likesOne time when I was around 4 years old I pulled down my grandmothers curtain and I went silent while everyone stared to see what happened and like a few seconds later I was like “oh shit!” And everyone couldn’t stop laughing. Honestly every time I think about it I imagine my little self under this massive white sheet while swearing.
6 likesTBH at the moment, dodie, her videos and her music are the only things that bring me anything close to joy, so thank you so so much for making me feel almost happy, I'm infinitely grateful, I love you so much 💖
57 likesMy god, this video made me giggle! The enthusiasm you told that story with was so infectious - I caught myself smiling throughout the whole thing. Childhood stories are such an interesting way of learning about a person's character - for that reason, I feel as though this video was uniquely intimate, in it's own way. I really enjoyed the commentary on the 'type of child' Dodie was, from both you, Dodie, your Mum & Dad's perspective. Happy VEDIF! Xx
0 likesthis is hilarious as someone who has always been disturbingly able to bold face lie to my parents
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cats cats same, idk how people feel guilty about it
3 likesI can lie without hesitation. It is really bad, but I feel no guilt.
1 like@Sellsbones ASMR I don't get guilty, but my heart does start pounding a little because I know I might get caught. I can usually control my posture and tone for the most part, so I can't recall ever getting caught in a lie because of how hypercareful I am when I do something I shouldn't. But I don't really lie too often anyway. Luckily, if I sweat, I can blame it on the Texas heat.
0 likesShattered just home from work and this made me smile so much glad I decided to watch it before bed 🙈😂
0 likesI can't stop laughing oh my god. idk why but this sounds like something I'd have done as a kid lol. jfc this is hilarious tho thanks for sharing this story dodie :3
0 likesyou're so loveable, you are made into my daily routine 🎷
0 likesI loved that video, you are just so bubbly and adorable without makeup in the bath
0 likesThis beginning of the video is really really well done. My god. You're an all-round-inspiration to me and my videos.
0 likesOh my god, that's so funny. Really enjoy these chatty videos.
0 likesYou uploading is my favourite thing. No, watching you is my favourite thing. No, living in the same time as you is my favourite thing
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literally.
4 likesBABE
312 likesI thought you said living in the same house and I had to check your username to see if it was Hazel writing the comment
6 likesI'm the 666th like 😈
2 likesSAME
3 likesA young adult taking a shower? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
7 likesElizabeth Grace same babe
2 likesHonestly
0 likesMy like represents my ability to relate.
1 likeAnd I Like that? Likeceptionnnnnnnnnn
1 likeAAA STAPHHHH
1 like@Tedolph Bundler 😂😂😂👍
0 likesI love watching this video it’s so calming lol and also it was the first video I saw of you 😂💓
0 likesI had a little rubber pony that you could sit on. When my sister played with MY pony, I was so jealous that I took a scissor and stuck it into the pony's neck! Of course, all the air inside started bursting out. Then I realised I just killed my so loved pony because of jealousy and started sobbing. My parents also found that quite hilarious- didn't suit me at all! :D Love stories like this Hahaha
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HAHAHAH OMG
68 likesOh my god!
1 likeOk, this is supposed be funny but I get way too emotional when hearing about lost children's toys... Good story though
4 likesnoooOOOOOO
0 likesOkay, I love Dodie. I really love her. And her parents sound great😂❤
0 likesAll you need to know to laugh at this really hard is that it’s dodie lol. Dodie is hilarious and adorable
0 likesAll you need to know to laugh at this really hard is that it’s dodie lol. Dodie is hilarious and adorable
0 likesWatching this and reading the stories in the comments, I'm legitimately struggling to refrain from accidentally spitting my beverage all over my computer from laughter :'D
0 likesi have exams currently and i dont think i smiled in a few days, this made me smile , thanks dodie x
0 likesi love the way she tells stories
1 likeI hope you're doing better bab!! I love you
15 likesthe thought of little dodie doing that makes me smile so much
0 likesThat's so hilarious and sounds like something I would do as a kid lol.
0 likescan we all take a moment to appreciate how innocent and adorable she is 😍😍😍
3 likesThis is the greatest. I chuckled at the imagery. (Also, your parents sounds lovely.)
0 likesThis video made my day omg. It's so personal and authentic and nice and peaceful for you're taking a bath but at the same time i get like a kind of nostalgic vibe since it was about a childhood memory and you talk so lovingly to you're parents. I just can't believe how talented you are at editing, adding all those little shots of yourself at the beginning (you getting home, making tea, taking your clothes off), and at story telling since you made it so intresting and funny. I felt as if I were involved in the story but mostly I felt like I there with you, having a chat, you know? And it is a quite conforting feeling. You're amazing and I just loved loved loved it omg thanks dodie
0 likesThis has officially been my favorite thing of the day.
0 likesI want my kid to something like that just so I can laugh at them like your parents laughed at you! god, I really want to be a mother <3
0 likesThis made me laugh so much 😂
0 likesi don't think it's possible to be any more in love with you
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megg vaughan i relate to this so much
3 likesExactly what i wanted to comment <3
1 likeits my fav thing when you see a glimpse of one sibling in the other. Dodie made think of Hedy for a sec. and also "My little DODIE wrote fuck in somebody's hat!' killed me
1 likeI can't believe I just started to watch dodie a few weeks ago!? I love her so much already. and am I the only one who thinks dodie is just the cutest and prettiest name? it's like jodie but better. can I name my child dodie
0 likesthis is such a good video omg I laughed so hard at this story 😂👌
0 likesI WANT MORE DODIE BATH VIDEOS.... sounds weird I just like the chill vibe of this... 🌼
0 likesTHIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I remember when I was like 6 I drew a harry potter scar on my sisters baby born doll and every one was SO mad at me lol I actually remember it so well. And omg I love how much you are uploading this month don't you even DARE to say sorry for the one day you missed like non
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I meant noh* I am not calling you a non SORRY
9 likesKim Olyslager but what about your jumper? is it Dodie yellow?
8 likesnah its not dodie yellow its, like, mustard-y
2 likesSusie Reid mustard-y.... precisely
1 likewhy don't people use the "Edit" option these days ...
1 like+Severus yea ikr
1 likeyeah*
2 likesKim Olyslager yeah... that was good of you, there's no leaving the fandom now... evil chuckles
0 likesi love hearing your parents' voices
0 likesI love the way she wrote her dad's laugh😁
0 likesI'm actually crying with laughter this is bloody hilarious oh my god 😂 but also this is something I would do when I played with my slightly younger family friends oh dearrrr so reckless hahahahaha
0 likesWhen I was little, probably around the age of 6 or 7, I had a knack for drawing on the walls. There was one in particular I remember specifically because my parents still talk about it today, but we lived in this little apartment that had a basement. Little me was downstairs playing with hot wheels by myself and got bored so I decided to create a mural with crayons on the whole wall of the basement. This was also how we learned I was allergic to magic erasers haha good times
1 likedodie, you're such a sweet, lovely human and in my honest opinion the world is blessed to have you on it. i'm sure you don't always feel like a gift to this planet, which of course is normal but makes me sad bc so many people are so full of love for you. you have something about you that's so loveable, and you might think that that's merely because you portray yourself to be a happy, joyous person with a personality to match dodie yellow (on your doddleoddle account i mean) but you post about your depersonalisation and your panick attacks and your nostalgia and how you're a "mistake making human" on your social media and on doddlevloggle, and all of us doddleoddlers love you so much WITH your flaws, not despite them. i mean, sure, i'm sure you don't post all of your life on the internet and you might dismiss this lil essay that im writing- if you see it- because you think we dont know you, but all i wanted to say is that we all appreciate you a lot, and you're an 100/10 human bean in our eyes in so many ways, definitely not a 6. i wish you could see yourself through our eyes, then you'd be absolutely smitten with yourself. hope you're doing okay in your head at the minute & thankyou for sharing the little parts of your life with us:') Xo
38 likesThose are some incredible story telling skills you have there.
0 likesBeen a while since I laughed that much :)
0 likesI felt like I was listening to a really dramatic thriller book. How did you manage to keep me so enthralled in a story about writing fuck in a hat, how can anyone not love you
0 likesOh my god! That is so adorable. It's funny to think back on little things like that where it felt like such a huge deal to you. But once you left your parents were probably cackling about how ridiculous it was. Oh, children.
0 likesDodie you're actually such an amazing human I can't even! You deserve all the happiness in the world, so so so much love! xx
3 likesOmg I love how chill this video was your just like doing your thing in the bath it's so calming
0 likesi've been depersonalized for a whole week (24hours a day) and ur videos make me feel better i love u
0 likesmy VISION begins to go!!! haha I love 7 year old Dodie! xx
2 likesI love everything about this! 😂
0 likesYOU LOOK REALLY HEALTHY & HAPPY DODIE OMG
14 likesYoure gorgeous without makeup! Dont let anyone tell you differently! 😊❤️
0 likes0:03 Aw! Scooter! This is a very chill video. Very cute! And very naughty little dodie!
4 likes1:00 Reminded me of Hazel, in the video, Texting Random People with Daniel J Layton 😂
Hahahaha omg amazing! I have a few memories like this with my parents 😂
0 likesDodie's parents are cool, I see why she is awesome. :)
0 likesDodie's little squeak at 4:28 is so cute, idk why I noticed it but it's adorable.
0 likesi love how proud you dad seemed.
0 likesLove it she is absolutely adorable and cute always truly enjoy
0 likesi need more bathtime dodie it's so relaxing and nice
0 likesThis reminds me so much of the time when I was in kindergarten and we were assigned to make three sided hats with George Washington on them. So, I decided to embellish the doodle with a very descriptive drawing of George's genitals. I faced the side of the hat that had aforementioned genitalia away from the teachers view on the windowsill, thus completely visible to ANYONE outside. smooth move, right? Long story short, I get caught and sent home early from school. I walked into my living room and my parents were sitting on the couch and my dad said "Anna, what did you do today?" And I, in all of my eloquent five year old glory, said: "uh... I drew George Washington inappropriate." And my parents naturally burst into laughter, which then I cried in response to, and my mom taught me a very important lesson: "there is a time and a place for penises, Anna. next time you can bring an extra worksheet home, and we can all draw penises to our hearts' content."
17 likesIn conclusion, turns out I'm gay.
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"There's a time and a place for penises, Anna" this is very true and a lesson we should all learn! >_<
3 likesTheaterFreak42 this is the best story I've ever read
1 likeYouTube suggested this to me on my feed. I'm glad I watched as I was laughing out loud. I'm sure my dog was giving me weird looks again. She's a blue heeler and sometimes cuddles up next to me as if saying, it's ok, I see you're having a breakdown. Normal humans don't laugh at their phone. Lol
2 likesThis makes me actually so happy <3
0 likesYou are such a good story teller. That was a good laugh thanks. I'm a sucker for childhood nostalgia myself
0 likesThat's so funny! I was having a bad day and this made me laugh :>
0 likesOmg this is adorable I love this story. I used to have a habit of writing/drawing on the walls or furniture of my house. I would always lie about it tho. Also I used to rip up my brother's styrofoam aeroplanes (anyone else remember those?) if I was left alone with them. I was a very destructive child
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Mollsauce oh my gosh that's so cute! i used to write my name all over the walls then try to blame it on my sis 😂
13 likesI don't have siblings so when I was little I didn't have anything to blame it on.. I don't have very many young me stories. Didn't do much..
0 likesMollsauce OMG! I did the same... Only I drew on the walls IN A RENTED HOUSE. My mum and dad had to secretly repaint the walls without the owners knowing xD
0 likeslol I would draw on my the headboard of my bed,the doors,and the walls
0 likesIt was a huge habit of mine
Had to click because Dodie looked so adorable in the thumbnail
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Jess, do you like Dodie?
0 likesYour dad looks like such a nice and funny man Dodie!
0 likesOmg her dad is hilarious! And young Dodie is also hilarious!!!!!!!
0 likesDodie I just wanted to say your skin is looking so well!!
0 likesthe part where she lip sincs her mothers voicemail is SO ME.
108 likesor is so everyone? does everyone do this?
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Yes, at least I do! I get her voicemail a lot. (;
1 likeI know this is like three years later but...
3 likesI was nine, at my best friends birthday and she is showing us her gold mystery packet figure from the co-op and I wanted a gold one but she already had a silver one, so when we had to wash our hands before tea, I took it off her bedroom drawer and put it in my pocket.
I remember watching this when it came out and appreciating your realness so much and it’s nearly it’s one year anniversary I’m emo
0 likesWhen i was little i would call trucks "fucks" and my parents DIED laughing every time 😂
2 likesI love your parents they seem so nice and funny and once your mom tweeted me
0 likesDodie don't worry. We will be near you in your house like a happy family. We will make you have loads more memories that you'll never forget.
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dodie will never reply to me😢😧
0 likesThis reminds me of the time when I wrote "I hate you" on my brother's teddy in felt pen and then blamed it on my friend, who'd been round our house... yeah, I was an evil demon child.
0 likesThen there was also the time me and another friend decided to give my brother's battery-powered dog a shower... this is really starting to make me see what a twisted kid I was!
hahaha thanks dodie this made me chuckle <3 :) xxx
0 likesMy favourite videos are the ones when Dodie is in her bath
2 likesbinge watching dodie videos becuase I should be doing homework but I'm procrastinating. I love you dodie
0 likesI don't know why but this video made me feel so comfortable and at home and safe which might be a bit weird but yeah <3
0 likesIs it me or is Dodie just really really cute? Greetings from the USA 🇺🇸
0 likeswhen Dodie was talking to her dad i lost it 😂
0 likesI can't wait till you make a song about this moving thingy. I hope you'll feel better soon ❤
0 likesOne of the dumbest naughty things I remember doing as a kid, involved sausages...hear me out. So, when I younger, my mom would almost always give me these little sausages to eat for breakfast before school, to the point where I got SO sick of them. But I couldn't go watch tv before school until I finished. Until one day, while staring at these sausages not wanting to eat them, and I glanced down and noticed there was a small drawer hidden in my kitchen right beside where I usually ate. So...I dumped the sausages in there when nobody was looking...and this continued for weeks. So one day, I'm going into the kitchen ready to dump some sausages, only to find my mom searching the kitchen, saying she smelled something rotten...needless to say she found the sausage drawer...and the best part is that I tried to lie about it...LIKE, WHERE ELSE DID I THINK I COULD SAY THEY CAME FROM?!
12 likes(plot twist: That's now one of my favorite things to eat)
Dodie rolling into her apartment on a scooter was iconic
4 likesI have an insane imagination so i imagined this entire thing and it was adorable
0 likesI love this story ILMAO every time when I hear Dad 😅😅👍I love it
0 likesI grinned ear to ear for that whole story. #relateable
1 likewhen you want to make a clever, well composed comment relating to the amazing video but at the same time, all you want to do is try and get put on dodie's snapchat
6 likesYOUR DAD IS AMAZING!!!
1 like(also we need a skincare routine YOU'RE SKIN IS SO MUCH CLEARER)
Hahahah! Your parents sound so lovely 😩
0 likesomg this is so cute and chill, I love this
0 likesHow could Dodie make me so happy?
0 likesHow does a video with a person(that's amazingly adorable and talented ok) in a bathtub talking about writing a swear word in a hat make me so fricking happy😂
31 likesomg, i'm dying laughing over hear. That is just too funny.
0 likesThis is actually the cutest story it's so funny. XD
0 likesthis whole video i couldn't stop smiling. in pre-k i used to give myself hickies on the arm and when my mom asked what they were i would tell her i just fell off the swing set. she knew what i was doing but i thought i was awfully clever.
0 likesOk, I'm pretty new to this channel! ^^
0 likesThe story was loads of fun! But I have to ask...
Why in the bath..? O.o
I'm binge watching the vedifs i missed whilst waiting for my cake to bake c:
0 likesI would love to meet little Dodie hahahaha what a legend
0 likesCan I just say, I'm not only in love with your videos and music, but also with this community? You put a video of yourself talking while taking a bath ON THE INTERNET, and there are no pervert in the comments! It's sad though, 'cause it shouldn't be something "unusual", if most people outside of this community still knew what human decency was...
0 likesOther than that, very cool and funny story, and I love your dad, he's soo cool!! ^^
Just wanted to say your skin is looking really good here! :D xx
0 likes"my little dodie wrote FUCK in somebody's hat!" I still can't get over that line
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Snervous Sivan And he was so proud he wanted to give her money 😂
35 likesSnervous Sivan same
1 likeI was laughing so hard because they're so chill about cussing, if I said fuck in front of my parents I would get killed!
19 likesSnervous Sivan 😂😃 that was the best bit!
1 likesame hahaha
0 likesCammryho_ samesamesame
0 likesi'm dying of laughter bahahah
2 likesi relate to the bad jealousy issues too dodie <3 i always am worried sick abt my friends having other friends because i feel like theyre having more fun and like them more than me
0 likesI think the first time I truely used a naughty word was when I was around 6 or 7. My cousin came to visit and I was like BUGGING him to play an imaginary game like space adventure or teacher but all he did was nap on my bed! MY purple butterfly bed!! So I just felt the raaaage and yelled "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!!" and my parents BURST open the door, clearly upset. So I get told to sit and wait while my parents talk. A few minutes later (though as a child it felt like 600 years), they come back in the room and ask why I said the bad word. I just look them with tears in my eyes and say "I was trying to get [cousin's name] out of bed so I yelled like mommy does to daddy on Mondays" AND MY DAD JUST CANNOT HOLD IN THIS EARTH SHAKING LAUGH OMG and of course as a kid I had no idea why he was laughing but my mom's face was like super red! ...ended up getting a new stuffed animal that day from my dad. 👍
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Maurio Kart64 oh my goodNeSS HAHAHA
5 likesDodie's dad is hilarious!
0 likesi went back to 4:34 so many times now, your dad sounds great!
0 likeseveryone's asking to be on ur sc story but all I care about is how lovely this video is
5 likesHer dad's reaction had me dead
0 likesthat is probably the best story I have ever heard #feelingblessed
0 likesvisiting this back, a few months on.
0 likesCome to realise that dodies dad approves of naughty dodie's antics.
when I was like 10 my friend forced me to write on a slide at the park and i thought vandalism was the worst thing i could possibly do and the guilt ate me up so bad until one day i let it slip to my mom and burst into tears and she was like "okay"
1 likeYASSS ANOTHER DODIE VIDEO.
19 likesomg that line 😂❤
0 likesyour skin is getting clear ❤
Most perfectly edited & so much love 4 the content xxx
0 likesthis was so damn precious
0 likesI loVe these bath videos so much as weird as it sounds it's just so personal and chilled??
0 likescan we just appreciate the cuteness that is the thumbnail
0 likesStill come back to hear this story once a year, weird bit of nostalgia for me.
0 likesdodie should do lil things called "bathtime storytime-time" it would be the cutest
0 likesI enjoy bath dodie cx simply because it seems to say "Idgaf what yall think." Makes me happy
0 likesim so happy to be alive during the same time as you
8 likesi love this video and i come back every once and a while to watch it
0 likesThis reminds me of one time when I was seven I was in a grocery store with my parents and I saw a big bag of potato chips and I was really hungry. So I ripped the bag a little and took a potato chip and ate it. I was literally so afraid the police was going to stop my parents and take me to jail...so, so scared
0 likesI remember when I was about 2, I turned on the oven in the kitchen. My mom was on the other side of the house and I was alone in the kitchen. I put my hand on the knob thing and hesitated for a bit, and then I just turned it. I stood there for a bit, thinking 'what have I just done' and then I ran to my mom, brought her into the kitchen, pointed to the oven, and started sobbing. She didn't understand why I was so upset but I started freaking out haha
0 likeshahaha This was such a great story.
0 likesYour dad sounds so precious.
0 likesomg i laughed more than i shouldve cause i feel like id do this...
0 likesWhat we learned today:
2 likesYoung dodie was a total savage
this whole entire thing made me so effing happy (why did I comment whilst avoiding saying the word in question throughout the entire video?)
0 likesDodie I love your videos so much! I freak out whenever you upload
3 likesBut why do you blink every 1-2 seconds? 😂
Is it because of the jump cuts?
'THAT'S MY DODIE!' LOL
0 likesOh my god her dad is so freacking CUTE!! ❤😂
I freakin' LOVE that kettle omg!
0 likesWhen I was 3 I was with my mom on her bed. I apparently dropped a toy of the bed and just said “damn”. My mother has never been more proud of me.
1 likeOne of my most favourite videos in the internet 😂
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*on
0 likes"i wanted to give you money" will never not make me laugh
0 likesthis was literally the funniest thing ive heard in years
0 likesthis is literally so funny and I'm trying so hard not to laugh bc I have a face mask on and it's like 2am but this is just so funny I can't
0 likesThis is the cutest story ever 😄
0 likesi will never get over this video i love it so much
1 likeHow can your content feel so real and relateable when all the other content on youtube feels fake and scripted? Even though I know it's not realistic, I feel like these videos are more closely related to a phonecall with an old friend telling me about their day every evening than a video shared with thousands of people on the internet.
0 likesthank you for making me cry with laughter
0 likesYou're parents are just gems!
0 likes"the egg rises" 😂
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It me
201 likesdoddleoddle DODIE
2 likesGabrielle Feery The Circle of Life should have started playing
4 likesDodie is still naughty little girl inside, look at her grimace face 😂😂
0 likesI remember one time at age 7 I was playing with my dad, running/chasing around the upstairs, and I repeated a word I had heard on TV that day. I said, "You imbecile!" I remember the shock on my parents faces as they froze in place. That's not a word you expect to hear coming out of your seven-year-old's mouth. They sat me down and calmly told me that "imbecile" is a mean word and I should never call someone that again. Looking back, they probably did find the situation amusing.
0 likesForever my favorite thing on the interesting 😌
0 likeshang on, hang on. did dodie fill the kettle by the SPOUT? have i been doing it wrong my entire life or has dodie adopted a strange kettle filling skill?
0 likeshahaha this story was so cute
0 likesTHIS IS ADORABLE HAHAHAHA😂😂😂
0 likesyour skin is clearing up so nicely!!
0 likesI think the naughtiest thing I've done is cut off a chunk of my hair bc I just wanted to tie it and thought "why not? cutting it will DEFINITELY make it easier to tie."
2 likessigh, i'm such a good kid.
THE THUMBNAIL WATERED MY CROPS CLEARED MY SKIN FED MY CHILDREN LIFE IS GOOD
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I'm sh00k
9 likesJoshua Diniz i get ur reference
3 likesmy crops are flourishing my skin is clears the worlds orders is restored I have 20/20 vision my grades are up I'm sleeping soundly at night and I am sh00k. don't ask why I memorized that
15 likesblurryface nice dp fellow sherlockian 😏🙌
0 likesThis is so funny
8 likesIf I even thought of saying “hell” within a five mile radius of my parents I think they’d shoot me 😂
Your guilt though, awwww baby dodie. XD
0 likesYOU. ARE. A. LEGEND. SINCE. BIRTH.
1 likeMY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET EVER
I remember writing 'stupid' on the countertop on sharpie and when my parents asked me about it, I panicked and said it was my sister, who then got into trouble. I think it was when I was twelve when I thought stupid was the worst swear word to exist.
7 likesI'm dying Dodie oh my gosh😂
0 likesthis just reminded me of a thing did when i was a kid (well i still am). i was about 5 and i was watching my dad shaving, mesmerized as i was. but at this time i had a horrible knack of copying what other people were doing. so once dad finished i went back into the bathroom poured way to much shaving cream into my hands and started putting it all over my face, once my face was covered i grabbed my toothbrush and started to "shave" like my dad was. little to my knowledge mum was behind me this whole time with a video camera filming the whole thing. she was pissing herself laughing. i thought i would have gotta in massive trouble but mum couldn't stop laughing.
0 likes"The egg rises!!" this is why I worship you. 😂
0 likesOmg this is too funny! It reminds me of when I was 7 and my brother was 9 and I was really angry at him for something (Though I can't even remember what it was 😂) but anyway I wrote on a part of the wall above the stairs "Callum was here" and he got in trouble for it! My parents grounded him even though he made the very good point it wasn't even his handwriting so couldn't have been him but because I was always so angelic they believed I couldn't even think of something so calculated and devious... The guilt ate me alive for what felt like years but was literally only 10 minutes because after they shouted and sent him to his room I burst into tears and confessed the whole thing. Surprisingly I didn't get into trouble, but I did have to clean the wall and apologise to him and I was technically 'grounded' for a week but I never really went out except for going to school anyway so that didn't bother me 😂
0 likesThis might be the best video on YouTube it's so adorable and real
0 likesThat smug face in the thumbnail tho 😂💕
1 likeone time, my family and I were staying with friends and I was doing some crafting, and I made a picture I was very proud of and I asked if I was allowed to put it in my friend's room; her mother said 'no', and I STILL WENT AND TAPED IT IN MY FRIEND'S ROOM. Her mother walked past and saw me and I got in trouble. That was one of the most mortifying moments of my life
0 likesOK, but the fact that she's such a pure person that she couldn't keep that from her parents is what I live for.
0 likesgosh, your parents sound so sweet!
4 likesThat was cute XDD her parents reactions XDD honestly her parents would be me in that situation
0 likesThat intro was so satisfying
0 likesputs on repeat 15+ times
I've watched this like 3 times
0 likeslove it as much as i did the first time
one time when i was 6 years old, i took a piece of chalk and wrote every swear word i could think of on the fence in my yard. my family is super religious and i've never heard my parents swear to this day (i'm almost 17 if you're wondering) and my parents spanked me so hard lmao my ass was shook
1 likeWow your skin looks so good!
102 likesGuilty pleasure fourteen seconds in because I love and respect Dodie, but at the same time... I'm a hormonal male in the middle of a dry spell and I may or may not have had a crush on Dodie at some point in the past, and oh god I'm so sorry. XD
0 likesI'm literally crying dodie😂
0 likesYour skin is absolutely GLOWING you look so good
0 likesOh wow this is now my favourite video - it's just so perfect! 'My little Dodie wrote fuck in someone's hat' hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
0 likesthis is the kind of content i hope to find in my subscription box every day
0 likesOmg I felt this way when I told my friend how babies were made in 1st or 2nd grade😂😂
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What did you say, do
0 likesyou remember?
Can we just talk about how cute this thumbnail is
0 likesThanks for this. I laughed. so much.
0 likesOh my god her dad is so adorable
0 likesThat's so much cooler than my story. When my siblings and I were little (in the '60's) we hid from view in our dad's work-van when it was parked outside our granny's house and as people passed by, we all three shouted out in unison the naughtiest swearwords we had ever heard.... "Bloody bugger, piss, crap!" We felt soooo naughty, and chuckled wickedly at our daring! We had no idea there were even better swearwords!😂
0 likesim laughing so hard 😂😂
0 likesI'm laughing so much, oh my goodness
0 likesI love Dodie's dad in this
0 likesSoo cute 💞
0 likesyour skin is so clear!!! 💜
0 likesI love how she says naughty
0 likesdodie!!!!! your skin looks amazing
0 likesWhen you started the story with "you know when you were a kid and you just got the urge to do something NauGHtY" my first reaction was. no. no not me. I've never had the urge to do anything naughty. I've never had that ever. never ever have-- oh wait. And then I remembered. Now in primary school, the girls changing room was connected to the girls toilets, and when we were doing p.e the girls would get changed and leave their school uniforms in there. And once in the middle of class I left to go to the toilet, and was walking through the piles of school uniforms left by the girls doing p.e, when I saw it. A safety pin, carefully pinned on one of the girls skirts, put there to tailor it in and keep it from falling down. And just because I could, just because there was no one around to see me, (and maybe out of my jealousy that this girl was too slim for her skirt while mine would barely do up) I quickly ran over to the skirt and removed the safety pin, burying it deep into the bin where no one would find it. And that was it. I'm not sure if the girl noticed. Maybe it completely ruined her day and her skirt fell down round her ankles and tripped her up. I'll never know. But there is my one act of pointless, just for the sake of it naughtiness. The end.
0 likesThis is actually so wholesome
0 likes0:07 ... did she just fill that kettle up through the nozzle?? 😂😂 oml ilysm dodie
0 likesDodie has a brother? You learn something new everyday.
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Pippa Longstockings lol i know right😂
1 likePippa Longstockings he's been in a few vlogs (such as: 'mums big day out')
14 likesAlice M Woodward i knew since her mother tweeted and tagged him ;)
7 likesPippa Longstockings I didn't know she had a brother either
2 likesi'm just oblivious to most things lmao oops
1 likePippa Longstockings lol I already knew that from one of her Q and As 😅
0 likesPippa Longstockings guys I know this is personal but are Dodie's parents together ? I never see her dad
3 likesPippa Longstockings eyy your name is my childhood 🙌
0 likesLady Cakes That's why they were moving out of the family home, because her parents have split up.
9 likesHarrietTwelveThree oh no that's sad , so it was recent ?
1 likeYeah when Dodie was born they asked him to say Dorothy (because thats her full name) and he said doddleoddle and thats where her channels name is from.
10 likesGuys maybe we shouldn't speculate and stuff y'know (not hating i totally get the curiosity it's just a bit of a shame when she reads this)
15 likesAdrienne Humphreys I agree on speculation but she's openly said her parents have split up and that's why they're leaving the house
14 likesshe said it first in her 7 fun facts vid i think
0 likesLady Cakes I don't think anything except what Dodie shares is really our business.
1 like@HarrietTwelveThree I know
0 likesHe went to the same school as me, small world huh
10 likesWhat a cute little story lol
0 likesI totally know where you are coming from! When I was about 6 or 7, I wrote "fuck" on the wall of my bedroom, behind a dresser, in white crayon because I was angry about something my parents did. The guilt absolutely ate me alive for days so I scribbled it out with more white crayon a few days later 😂😂😂
0 likesdodie your skin is glowing!! 😇
0 likesthis is the first video ive seen of Dodie and i rate enjoyed it.
0 likesI love parents who find this stuff funny, because usually that's when the kid is good. The parents that yell at their kids for this kind of stuff usually have misbehaving kids.
0 likesthis is legit my favorite video by dodie now omg
0 likesI really enjoyed that story, was so fucking funny :P
0 likesActual best bath story ever.
1 likeWhen I was in reception I hated this girl called Amelia (who's now one of my best friends funnily enough). My mum said it's bc we were (and still are lol) very bossy so we clashed. And I mean CLASHED. god I fucking hated her. And the feeling was mutual.
83 likesAnyway. It was a fine, normal day in the creative reception classroom. The room was buzzing with colouring being done and general 5 year old chatter. Until I, being the bitch that I am, stormed over and snatched the bloody pink pen amelia was holding out of her hand for no reason other than I didn't like her. We had a physical fight I think. Well maybe not that aggressive bc we were like 4.
And the teacher came and told us off and that was that. But it's really funny to look back on now and it just shows how bad things at the time (well bad in a 4 year olds head) can now be funny.
Lol
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Grace India 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 likeGrace India "the room was buzzing with colouring being done" 😁😁😁
8 likesOne time i drew on the walls and i cried saying it wasn't me so my brother got blamed. Still feel guilty lmao
0 likesI remember that when I was about 7 years old my little brother wrote a book about basketball. He was soooo proud of that book. He showed it off to everyone on the bus and my parents were so pleased with him. I just remember being so angry at him for getting all the attention. The book was on computer paper and he wrote it by hand. That night, I snuck into his room and ripped the book into time little pieces and left them in a pile on the floor of his room. The next morning my brother came crying downstairs to my mum. In the end, I wasn't allowed any sweets or screen time for 2 weeks and I had to help my little brother type a new book from scratch! Silly Maya 😝
0 likesBaaaahahahahaha!!! So funny!!! I was such a snoop as a kid as well lolz
0 likesYou are a talented editor and YouTube columnist. You probably have a future in this.
0 likesWOAH THIS REMINDED ME OF MY CHILDHOOD AND I WAS ABOUT 6 AND I WROTE FUCK ON A LAMPPOST I CAN RELATE DODIE DON'T WORRY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE AWRH
5 likesthis is actually my favorite video of yours hahahah
0 likesyou are so pretty without make-up, Dodie ( :
0 likesOne time when I was seven, my brother and I found a baby bird in the backyard. It wasn't a tiny baby, but it wasn't quite full grown either. We decided that it would be a good idea to take it inside, so we did. I cut two holes in each side of a circular container and put a stick inside of it so the bird could rest on it. We went into my room and we held it and pet it and it was amazing. Then all of a sudden, my parents opened the door. I could hear their footsteps coming, so before the doorknob turned, I shoved my hand behind the open closet door so the bird was out of sight. They asked us what we were doing and I was like "NOTHING." But then they here it. The baby bird chirped. And then it did it again. My parents slowly walked over to my and stared at the bird. My mom just looked at it and went "Oh my god." And that's all I remember. What a moment lol
0 likesomg this reminds me of something I did when I was a kid.
1 likeWhen I was in grade 4, I was sitting next to this girl who was being mean to me, so I secretly over the course of a day wrote "FUCK" on the side of her desk. Then later on, she noticed and exclaimed, "Someone wrote a bad word on my desk!" and everyone gathered around to see.
At that moment I realised that I was going to be the main suspect (the word being on the side closest to me) so I quickly scribbled another "FUCK" on the other side of my desk and gasped, "Someone did it to me too!" and everyone again went to look. Then the girl said "and they're both on the same side too! Who did this?"
And I was never caught.
Ok my hair takes literally HOURS to dry and i can already see dodie's hair drying after she finished washing it
0 likesMy friend and I once drew all over the bath with crayons. When we realised what we had done we were terrified we'd get in trouble and we tried to wash it off. When my mum came in we tried to hide under the sink, but that didn't really work. She was fine with it, just glad we were cleaning it off!
0 likesI've seen this video so many times it's jus the funniest thing ever
0 likesI carved "heck" into the top of my wooden dresser with a fork when I was 5
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Omg I'm dying how savage
6 likesari- stotle HECK
4 likesOoooh you rebel
1 likei'm watching this while hugging a big teddy bear that i brought for myself cuz i'm lonely
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I hope it comforts you and that you have a lovely evening and sleep well ❤
5 likesHow can someone look so cute in a bath
0 likesit's rlly weird that this is THE MOST popular doddlevloggle upload
2 likesWhat the frick frack snick snack I am always amazed at how STUNNING you are without makeup! You're such a freakin ray of sunshine even when you're tired or sad. I started playing the ukulele because of you (and it's yellow. Dodie yellow? I have no idea but her name is Layla). You have inspired me to finally start saving money to get a camera so I can start making my own videos. I'm so so happy I got to meet you in Charleston. ILYSM dodie! ^-^
0 likesI did the same thing, except on a school bus seat, and when I got home my mom got a phone call, I panicked and confessed, thinking it was the school calling!
0 likesI don't think I even knew the word 'fuck' at 7 hahaha
59 likes"Do I love sadness?" This is me everyday.
0 likesFun fact, Iain is the scottish version of John, I know this cuz I have an uncle called Iain.
2 likesdodie's channel is like asmr... like the great ones
0 likesThat is a nice bath! lol
0 likesone time when I was seven or eight, I really wanted to see how good the moderators were on Club Penguin. So, I had the "urge" to do something bad and said "I just had good sex" (I made an alternate penguin, just for this) and got banned in an instance. I had KFC for dinner that night and threw it up because I though my mom would get an email telling her what I said. She never found out though.
6 likesthis is my favorite video ever. i watch it to often.
0 likesthat little realization of why you did that was interesting to me. I always look back at things from my childhood and wonder what my motives were, especially those cringey things. I wish I could pick at my younger brain and understand why I did or said things.
0 likesi'm always so confused when there are entrances like yours in the first 15 seconds
0 likesno one would get home, put up their camera and then enter again, with all their stuff, just for aesthetics, that's weird riggght??
there is only one reason for that
every youtuber always films their entrance door, 24/7, that's more reasonable isn't it
0:46 I know it feels so weird! I lived in a flat for almost a year and all my family's furniture was there and it was so strange😄
0 likes:O dodie is officially more naughty than our prime minister! hahaha
2 likesOmd I love the different reactions:
1 likeDodies mum: There was a really bad word in the hat
Dodies dad: I wanted to give you money
oh my :P
Ahhh young Dodie casually writing swear words on a hat
0 likesI feel like this week exploded for everyone. this week just
0 likesugh
also this entire video is great, also very yes
okay storytime: when i was younger, about 10 or so, i was in jc penney with my mom and sister, because my mom loved jc penney. this specific one (which we always went to) had a sephora in it, and my sister had recently been getting into makeup & stuff. so she convinces me to go into this lil sephora. i do, and we're messing around with all the makeup and stuff. me, being a mischievous child, writes 'fuck' in foundation or smthn idk on the little plastic-y label thing. then, as i walk away to my sister, i see an old lady that had been watching me approaching my place of graffiti. i panic and try to hide. my sister is oblivious. i watch as this old lady reads my profanity with horror. she turns to find me, but i'm behind a display. she yells at me and threatens to tell my parents, but she still can't see me, as i'm just skirting around her. right on cue, my mom shows up and tells us we have to go. she wants to look at the makeup, but my sister, the real og, leads her away. my sister had no idea what was going on but she knew i had done something bad. we ended up looking at some stuff right outside the store and going into other stores (it was in a mall). i tried to change my hair and take off my hoodie and glasses and try to change my appearance. i spent that whole day in fear that the old lady would track me down.
0 likesnow i'm scared of sephora and old people.
If she was that naughty at 7just think she must be a wildcat now! A WILDCAT!!! A few pints in bv the pub and oh boy!!! She's doable!!!
0 likesi also have a thing about seeing other people's houses!! not in a snooping way but it's really interesting and tells you a lot about a person i feel (if they're sentimental and to what degree, their taste in things, etc) i love going to people's places for the first time it's lovely
0 likesDodie i love this image of you sobbing because you got caught writing a vewy naughty word and i just love
0 likesAll merch needs to be inscribed with fuck
last time I was this early, I was in the womb. love ya, Dodie
8 likesMy family once had my teacher over for dinner cuz we were friends and I (in front of my second grade wacher, and I was seven) said “ah fuck” when I dropped my fork!! 😂 my parents were so embarrassed but were cracking up and my teacher found it hilarious
0 likesthis is so comforting with headphones on
0 likesIs it weird that I feel the need to do this now 😂😅
0 likesshes so cute and precious help
0 likesDODIE YOUR HAIR LOOKS VERY NICE TODAY
3 likesAhahaaa..... naughty Dodie....Have you anymore bath time stories🤘😂
0 likesomg I love this story!
0 likesThe fact that me and Dodie have the same shampoo. Makes me happy. I'm lame.
0 likesIs it just me or do Dodie’s eyebrow’s move a lot lmao
0 likes"the egg rises" AHAHAHAHAHA ME
9 likesThis was fun and entertaining
0 likesI was screaming Dodie no when you were about to write it!😂👌😢
0 likesDodie's first panic attack: 7 years old.
0 likesthis is actually hilarious
0 likesI wanted to give you money
458 likesOmg haha 😂
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IMadeThe StayHydratedMeme hewo phan have you made any square flakes lately?
2 likesThatTemmiePhanicingInTheCørnerAbøutDødie hiya sadly no I'm waiting for my next craft April 1st can't wait
2 likesWhen I was little I found it enraging and saddening when adults, including my own parents, would laugh at my very real pain. It seemed insensitive and frankly clownish from my perspective. I know now that adults are just less mature in that way. Most adults are just broken children, and they are stupid from the pain, not cruel.
1 likeOhmygod I did something SO similar when I was little I feel so HAPPY!
0 likesyour dad has the nicest voice ever
0 likesThat's way too much wholesome-ness to take
0 likesI was sad that the bath bomb wasn't yellow. Then I thought about the connotation of a yellow bath, and came to terms with it.
0 likeswhen i was like 8 or 9, me and a girl slightly younger than me hid in the art room’s supply closet and wrote on a paper “paul is gay” (paul was a staff member for an afterschool program we were in), we threw it away afterwards but paul got curious and found it. i remember crying when my dad picked me up the next day even though my dad was laughing so hard.
0 likesturns out, i’m the gay one
"I wanted to give you money!" LOL now that's dad of the year material
1 likeThis reminds me of the time I stuck a really creepy picture to a school bus and my sister told my parents and I tried to lie my way out but it didn't work
0 likesbabe youre not an EGG shh (if you were youd be the best omelette ok)
71 likesI just wanted to say that you look incredibly beautiful in this video
0 likesthis is so pure i love it
0 likesThis video is amazing 😂😂
0 likesThat was an excellent funny story
0 likesso cute 😍😍
3 likes"my little dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat" is a phrase that i still repeat in my head from time to time to cheer up
0 likes"MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK
0 likesI WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY" omg that's so amazing
Make this a series, stories from the bath. Not only is it really entertaining, but it gives you an excuse to take baths more often
0 likes“The time I wrote fuck in Adams hat” I-I love everything about this
0 likesit's just like eating after eight.... before eight o'clock... it was magical xD
3 likesWHERE DID YOU GET THAT BATH BOMB I WANT IT 😂😂😂
0 likesomg one of the best stories i have ever heard
0 likesI'd like to tell a story.
0 likesOne time when my sister was little, maybe 3 or 4, she was making a very big mess as she was taking a bath. My parents would sometimes let curses slip, so she learned some things. My dad was helping her bathe and she decides to stand up, in the bath, put her hands on her hips, sighs, and goes,
"what a fucking mess"
That was a very tense phonecall between my dad and mum.
A few years back, when I was around 10 or so, my brother offered me his yellow tulip if I would tell him the "b-word." I already had a yellow tulip, but TWO yellow tulips?? Well that would be amazing. So I said yes.
0 likesthis one time when i was young and the original ds was a thing i was at a slumber party and we were all having a conversation through pictochat (or w/e it was called) cause it was just the most amazing thing ever and i guess i wasn't getting enough attention so i just wrote a big ol FUCK and sent it to everyone's ds and my friends mum walked in and saw and thats the story of how everyone got banned from using their ds at the party and all my friends hated me for like 2 hours yay
8 likesyou're like, my favorite person ever
0 likesWhen I was around seven my cousin and I were preparing a tea party, and had been given a 1,5 liter bottle of coke to represent the tea. We were sorting through some kid china to find cups. My cousin is a year older than me, and has this long, gorgeous blond hair down to her waist, and she was leaning over the box with the china and I was holding the bottle of coke. Her long, wavy, shiny hair right in front of me. I really had no choice. I can remember it happening without me consciously making the decision to do it. Suddenly it was just happening. I emptied the entire bottle of coke over her head.
0 likesHahaa I can't imagine looking inside my son's hat like WHY would the mum just randomly look at the label inside??
0 likesI love when British people say naughty
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Umm
0 likes"do I love sadness?" honestly I ask myself this everyday
2 likesThat feeling when you realize dodie has a brother
0 likesI remember when I was 4 I was really mad at my mom so I drew naked people in my closet... cause.. at the time I thought that was really hardcore.
0 likesI love her so much it hurts 😭
0 likesThis is one of the few channels out there that just doesn’t give a shit and says “Let’s record in a bath tub”.
3 likesAww dodie so cute.
0 likesthis video is adorable, but i thought once i saw the title that dodie drank alcohol or something...so woops
0 likesShe's so cute!
0 likesI cracked up at that Imp of the Perverse joke.
3 likesThe thumbnail makes me smile
0 likesYour parents are so sweet
0 likesHannah Hoffman or Lead and Paper could make such a good animation out of this story
2 likesWish my parents were that cool 😂
0 likesi did virtually the same thing to a label in my brother's shirt. He found it and cut it out before my parents could see it, but he never found that it was me. ;) stealth master
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I see a wild Lin Manuel Miranda
0 likesWhy yes, you do ;)
0 likesWhat a cute story.
0 likesthe thumbnail of this video is so funny i love it
0 likesomggg best story ever hahahaha at first though i read the title and thought you had a drink ahah
0 likesYour dad is amazing xD
0 likes4:57 am I the only one dying at that part?😂 'hehhakjhdaghs'
4 likeslmfao she’s so cute
0 likes..I just watched dodie in the bath tub O_O this is intimacy I wasn't prepared for xD
1 likeThe image of young dodie doing that is fucking hilarious omfg
0 likesi'm writing this, and watching the vid, and watching your snapchat lol
3 likesIs it just me or is Dodge cute? Lol
0 likesFolks told me when I was 5 I said fuck at the dinner table and had no reason why everyone was acting the way they were after I said it......
this made my day omg
0 likesDodie wrote a naughty word in someone's hat😂😂😂
0 likesoh my liFe i did such a similar thing!! i wrote 'fuck u' on a piece of paper and stuck it on my window (my older friend andy was outside playing with his new friend who i was jealous of) and i cried so much with guilt oh my GoD
0 likesmanager josh, are there any laws about nudity on youtube?
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Araceli Reyes yes 😭
0 likesAraceli Reyes I want yo like your comment but it's currently on 69 likes and I mean.....😂😂
8 likesThere was no nudity in the video
6 likesRachel Bazilian dude that was her fingers
10 likesWhat for?
7 likesart
*full frontal nudity
2 likescamera needs to be moved back a wee bit.
0 likesNo....why.....are you jealous
0 likes@Terry R_Zappa you are here Tezza...commenting too .So I guess that you do .
0 likes@Terry R_Zappa okay terry
0 likesHey dodie! Do you have a p.o box or something where I can send you something like a postcard or letter ? :)
0 likeshahahahah soo great story time!
0 likesLMAO first Vid i see from you and than its such thing, just cool lol i probably did same as your Parents. I'd so laugh if i had a Child that do this hahaha just cool even more the way how you tell the story XD
0 likesBtw. i love it to explore places too ^^
Oh dear DODIE! Naughty girl! Haha this story is funny
0 likesBest one yet this month. Bye, see ya tomorrow.
3 likesThis is random but, her eyes are really beautiful.
0 likesthis was so CUTE & FUNNY hahhaha adorable
0 likesI was so like you as a kid 😂
0 likesYour skin looks amazing holy!!
0 likes1:00, I still get those urges
6 likesthis was so cute
0 likesI was at a "Meet the baby" party because my stepsister just had a girl and her son, who is almost 3, dropped his balloon and I swear I heard him say "Oh sh___" and I was the only one who heard it and I asked "What did you just say?" And he just looked at me it was the funniest thing
0 likesDODIE LOOKS STUNNING IN THIS HOLY SHIT
0 likesGod I love these🙏💕
0 likesim a lesbian kiss, im an evangelist
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Kelsey Sebastian i dont know if i believe you 😉
1 likeLizzie K would that make it stop?
1 likeKelsey Sebastian I like it when Dodie writes "fuck" in hats for she is so reckless yet so unaware of it
9 likesAh come on, she was just a girl, breaking rules
3 likesI guess there's no fun in doing what you're told
i love this more than anything
1 likeHer father seems a bit proud that she wrote fuck in somebody's hat haha that is so adorable. I bet he said to Dodie's mother ''yeah, that's my girl'' in an amused and proud tone.
0 likes"MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEBODY'S HAT!" absolutely dead.
0 likesOhmigod I remember being is first grade and when the teacher would leave we'd whisper curses into each others ears! 😂😂
0 likesMe:*sees title*
3 likesalso me:But did you run through a field of wheat tho??
"I wanted to give you money" hahahaha such a cool dad xD
0 likesI feel like we've connected on a spiritual level now.
0 likesThat is such a good hair length on her.
0 likesthis video was really quaint and like made me super happy tbh
0 likesAHHHH! The 1975!! (Only the snapchat fam will understand - sorry :( ) 😭😭😍
3 likesDODIE I JUST LISTENED TO TESSA'S MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER SEEING YOUR SNAPSTORY AND HOLY MOLY YOUR FRIENDS ARE 👌👌👌
0 likesdodie seems to me to be the embodiment of the la la land soundtrack
0 likesI can't even bear taking my phone into the bathroom in fear of getting my phone wet. How u cope with the bath?
0 likesSometimes there are cheekbones hidden under a smile
1 likeAnd if you're really lucky, Dan Howell will post a YouTube video
does... your dad just go around giving funny people money.. like... why did he want to pay you
14 likesWatching this while In the bath. Lol
0 likesThis made my day
0 likesOne time I was bored and I had these really shitty coloured pens (the 50 pack that comes on the circular plastic container you know which ones I mean) and for some reason, I just started writing on my carpet. I swear I blacked out because I thought nothing of it until I finished writing "I love legend of Zelda" and then started panicking because that shit is permanent
0 likesYou're living dream life! ❤️
1 likeWhen I was twelve and wanted to be rebellious...I would stay up past twelve...Wait for it... with the light on
3 likesI remember once when I was fairly little, probably like 5ish, I was mad at my mom for one reason or another (she probably made me put away a toy I wasn’t using or something lol), so when she wasn’t looking I found a pen and at the very bottom edge of the couch I wrote “I hate Mommy” or something along those lines. She found it, I blamed it on my friend (she and her mom were our housemates at the time) who had been at her dad’s all day and the day before, she obviously knew and made me help her clean it off. The end. I was a strange child.
0 likesTHIS IS GREAT DODIE
0 likesyou are so pure I love it
0 likeswhen i was 9 we were getting together some food for a new years party and I offered to help with a fruit salad (because im a little angel) and my mum told me, 'you had better wash your hands or the guests will get botulism' and I inexplicably responded 'well if you make it they'll get bitchilism!!!!!' and stomped off. My mum was so proud I had started doing puns that she didn't even tell me off, just howled with laughter and proceeded to tell everyone at the party..childhood, am I right?
0 likesI just paused at 2:57 Dodies face!!!
3 likesthis makes so much more sense if I think that in England people get really infuriated if you swear
1 likewow, so different
How is she still so cute without makeup and messy hair????
0 likesTHIS WARMED UP MY HEART
0 likesWhen I was five I stuck my middle finger up out the bus window on the way home from school. Some parents got offended and phoned the school and they just KNEW it was me, so phoned my mum. My mum had this thing where she'd offer me a cup of tea before I was about to get a row and I HAD to accept it, so I knew something was wrong the second she asked.
0 likesI later found out she thought the whole thing was hilarious, and with my brother being ten years younger than me I notice when she does it with him.
I remember when i was 5 i was playing and i said "fog" and then my mom said "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!" i told her i said "fog" she said "Ok..." after that i thought the word "fog" was a bad word and i was scared to say it. Until i watched some of pewdiepie's vids i heard the word "fuck" and i said to myself "maybe mom thought i said fuck instead of fog..."
9 likeswhen I was about 7 me and my mum went out and I found a pink pen. once I got home, I had this incredible idea to write on my garden wall. so, in massive writing I wrote : I love my mum. then, in tiny weeny writing I wrote: but sometimes I hate her. I don't really know why I wrote it but I did
0 likesher dad was so proud lol
0 likesam I not allowed to say your hair looks nice because you don't like those comments
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I never said I didn't like them! THANK I FEEL PREDDY
257 likesdoddleoddle cutie haha
6 likesdoddleoddle u are the definition of pretty 😄
8 likessame tbh
0 likesfelt the same. Didn't know if i had to write down a wall to anwser this either
0 likesHow do you look so beautiful even without makeup?
0 likesI did something mildly similar (but totally completely different) to this around the same age! I had a friend that was a few years younger than me and I guess she was pissing me off, because I ran away from her and tried to the of the evilest possible thing I could to do to get back at her; and that was to write her name of my dresser as if she had written it. My heart was racing, I was sweating; it felt like I was committing the ultimate crime. I called my mum into my room and said. "Look what (she) wrote on my dresser." I regretted it right away and I felt so bad when my mum gave her a time out. The guilt ate me alive. I fessed up and then I got grounded whoopsie daisy
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" okay, your dad is the best!
0 likesshout out to Dodie's dad "i wanted to give you money"
0 likesaww dodie
3 likesyour skin is looking really good!!
0 likesIt's 1:00 am and everyone asleep and I'm cracking up trying not to wake anyone up because dodie wrote fuck in a hat
0 likesWow Dodie, you're such a rebel!
0 likesI think if I ever did that at the age of 7, my parents would think it was both funny and wrong at the same time. But that would've never happened because, when I cussed back then, it would be puck, crabs, and ship. I concealed those words and nobody knew what the hell I meant!
0 likesDODIE HI SNAPCHAT
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Phan Trash AF HAYYY PUT US ON YOUR SC PLEAASEEEEEE
0 likesYOU GOT ON HER SNAP!
4 likesI was so scared dodie was going to drop her phone in the bath
0 likesoh dear lol that is so adorable.
0 likesOne time I was like 6 and my dad was teasing me for being well me and I told him "dad stop being a dick" and my dad goes "what?!" And I said again "dad stop being a dick" let's just say my parents were laughing really hard when they gave me my "punishment" which was no desert that night but as a 6 year old that was the end of the world so I went to sleep crying 😂😂😂
0 likes4:28
1 likeThat noise was very unexpected, I can't describe it
The thumbnail and title make it look like she peed in the tub or something
769 likesWhy would you do that stop peeing in the tub
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Along similar lines, I thought we might have heard dodie fart in the bath...which would have been hilarious! haha
2 likesActually, peeing in the shower (not the tub, ew, you’d soak in waste) saves water and prevents athlete’s foot.
6 likesBeaver Bath 🐟
0 likesYour British, why could i sit and listen to your voice all day ,damn nice accent
0 likesDamn, I'm a 62 year old American that just found this video on his recommended and it was cute LOL I guess some things translate well across the pond.
0 likesI once carved the word "fuck" into this really old dingy table my family had when I was like 7-8. I lied and said I was too young to know how to spell bad words, so my parents assumed it was my older sister. My mom was so shocked when I told her it was really me that did it.
0 likesAwwww dodieeee!!! <3
0 likesOmg when I was younger, about seven, I got to syrup in my hair (somehow) and took one look at it and was like, "welp, there's no possible way to get rid of this!" So I just cut it off. I cut off a chunk of my bangs. Obviously within a few hours my mom noticed, and said me "did you cut your hair?". Me, panicking, assumed I was in trouble and lied. I told her I didn't do it, and my sister didn't do it, and my friends didn't do it, so someone must've done it in my sleep because I didn't know what happened!! Yep. She obviously knew, and thought I would tell her the truth eventually. Oh. She was wrong. I was the toughest little seven-year-old alive, and didn't give in until several years later. She nearly pissed herself laughing remembering it the other day.
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Professional Third Wheel
6 likesHahah😂 when I was small my mom had one of those roll hair brushes that she told me not to use of course when I was taking a shower I decided to use it to brush my hair and it got stuck very close to my roots. I was too scared to tell my mom to come help me because she had told me not to use it so I cut the chunk of hair and the cut the hair off the brush. I practically had a bald spot but my mom never noticed because I started wearing hats almost every day and when I didn't I would put my hair in a pony tail to his the bald spot😂😅
*hide
1 likeMusic LOVER :3 aww that is so adorable! I'm surprised you were never caught...
1 likeWhen I was 4 I had these AWFUL bangs. I hated them so much, that I cut them off with kitchen scissors. Just after, my dad noticed (ofc he did it would have been obvious af because I HAD NO BANGS). He asked me what I was doing and I said "I don't know. I don't know who did it" BUT I STILL HAD THE SCISSORS IN MY HAND????? WHY DID I LIE LIKE THIS. I WAS STOOD IN THE CHOPPED OFF HAIR?????
7 likesHollie Ward what a master schemer you were 😂
3 likesWhen I was a kid, I used to hang out with my older brother and his friends from his baseball team. And whenever we did crafts together I would always draw penises on stuff (I was probably around 6 or 7) because it made them laugh and then my mom was so disturbed when she found out lol
0 likesDodie looks so beautiful.
0 likesOne time my mates and I were on the playground in 5th grade, and the playground set had a little house type of thing?? We were hanging out under it talking and some boy named Jayden came under it with us. My friend Brianna decided to yell "GET THE FUCK OUT" with the teacher right in front of us. She got silent lunch.. (( sit by yourself at lunch)) it was hilarious.
0 likesi started crying at 0:40 bc i love you so much
0 likesYou look so beautiful. Your eyes look so greeeen. 😍😍😍😍😍
73 likesThat's HILARIOUS :DD
0 likesi love this story very much
0 likesWhen I was little my brother and I used to fight quite a lot and we threw each other best pokemon cards on the toilets ahah
0 likesYour parents are so lovely and Essex : it reminds me of home
0 likesWHERES UR BRALETTE FROM IT'S SO CUTE !!
18 likesEr, still waiting here with a standard "I need a cup of tea right now i don't care what type Just...tea" cup of tea, Dodie...
0 likesLove it 😝
0 likesi once drew on my wooden door in sharpie ''no boys allowed'' and a stickman boy and crossed it out. my dad had to use sandpaper to get it off
2 likesi was a terrible child lol, i was kinda addicted to the feeling of doing something bad so i would constantly do things and blame them on my older siblings..... me being the angel child all adults believed me to be, they always believed me xD my siblings always got in trouble... plus i always pitted them against eachother which was hilarious
0 likeseveryone's talking about the hat scandal
5 likesand I'm ova here like... she has A BROTHER 😱
AWWWWWWW THAT WAS SO CUTE
0 likesI’ve just found out on Radio 2 that you’re a singer! Amazing too!
0 likesdodie is the best at story telling
0 likesshe's so pretty without makeup.
0 likesYes queen! 😍💯👌👑💁
3 likesthis made me cry laugh
0 likesI learned the word fuck in grade 2, while sitting at a cluster of desks with my classmates and trying to rhyme words. A bunch of them gasped when I said it, and were like ooo that's a bad word. Then I tried to convince them that I actually said "fluck" like a "fluck of geese" (obviously the word is flock, but children are gullible and I totally got away with it)
0 likesJust when I thought I couldn't love you more....
0 likesWho else is a true fan and already knew Dodie had a brother?! 😉💗
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Naomi Kenya me
1 likeNaomi Kenya so people who didn't know aren't? 🤔
13 likesGirlies it was a joke! I know we all love Dodie the same (:
5 likesI don't know what it is but those smiley faces like this (: always look like they're judging the fuck out of you and it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable
9 likesAs a frequent (: smiley user, I have to say, I only use them to show my well-wishing smily mood at the time, and not for judging but that's just me 😉😊
5 likesBut yeah, I don't like "true fan". Naomi cool that you already knew that though
I did!!! DODDLEODDLE
0 likesMeeeeeeeeee
1 likeGuys it's a joke calm down lol
2 likesI didn't know Dodie had a brother. so apparently I'm not a true fan.
0 likesNaomi Kenya I didn't know dodie had a brother. Apparently I'm not a true fan. I'm a false airconditioner.
15 likesWhen I was about 4 my mum would always say "oh shit" when she dropped something, so one day she dropped her phone and said "oh shit" I ran into my room and got my fake spongebob play phone and dropped it in front of her then yelled "oh shit." She had company over and they were laughing so damn hard, so my four year old ass did it again, and again, and again. Until I did it at daycare the next day and got my toy phone taken away. 😂 I never got it back
1 likeYOUR SKIN LOOKS
1 likeSO GOOD
When i was five or six i wrote "sexy" with a highlighter on my bed sheet, and no one ever found out, until i eventually told my mother whilst bursting in to tears.
0 likesHahah this is hilarious XD
0 likesAnd I write... fuck.
57 likes"I was like 7 and he was like 5, and I was SOOO much better than him" 😂
1 likeMe as a child 😂😂😂😂😂
0 likesDodie: walks in from a hard day of work...but like...with a scooter
0 likesDodie
Just
Be
My
Second
Mother
pLEASE
One time my sister was dog sitting at a guys house (let's call him john) in the winter. So me being me demanded I go with her. I ended up leaving the house and going outside in the snow. I started to play around on their wooden deck and I came across a pen. Of course, I had to see if it still worked in the cold. So I picked it up, cleared the snow and tested it on the wood. It worked. My 7-ish brain was amazed. No one would see me use the pen I could write whatever I wanted. So I wrote "hey" but this wasn't enough, oh no. I picked up the pen and write johns name. J O N H. I was so proud of myself. I didn't really like the guy so when the snow melted and his parents had seen that he had written his name on their porch in PEN he would be in so much trouble. It was the highlight of that year.
0 likesShe looks like Laura Dreyfuss in this!!
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Imagine the collab
1 likeMayaSoleil I'm down
0 likesdodie looks so cute in the thumbnail tho
0 likesI WANT BATHS WITH DODIE
0 likesyou also look so cute without makeup ;)
0 likesI am actually watching this while taking a bath
0 likesBOIIIII IM LIVING SLAAAAY MEE dODIE
3 likesWhen I was a small toddler, I was sitting in my car seat, I kicked off my little bootie, and I just quietly said “fuck”. My parents told me they had to try not to laugh
0 likes"and all that jazz" XD that's my favourite song and she said the main line 😂
0 likeslove you so much dodie you little minx
0 likesThis video makes me so happy oh my God
0 likesTBH I remember when i had this uncle (we don't talk anymore he's a twat) and I didn't like him so I pissed on him then walked off, I think I was like 8 but everyone was creasing
10 likesThis is the best thing I could watch it 20 times
0 likeswhen i was about 3 i found my mum's tampons so i shoved some in my nose and ears and one got stuck in my tiny nostril. that was a fun trip to the hospital.
0 likesLol omg I loved this haha
0 likesthe most that little me got up to was cutting off chunks of my own hair and rolling them into balls, and mixing together literally every single thing in the bathroom to form some weird paste
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agrasin lmao what'd u do with the weird hair paste after??
4 likesciara dot m i don't really remember but i feel like i just squelched it between my fingers
9 likesagrasin ME TOO I MIXED SO MUCH DISGUSTING STUFF i didnt even do anything w it either i just put it in containers for some reason
30 likesI sprayed the wash room with fire extinguisher and cut electric cords with a knife
8 likesagrasin i just cut off my hair when i was little. wasnt a big piece though, i thought i was growing bangs
5 likesagrasin I mixed together cleaning and other weird products as well!!! and I would leave them in dixie cups in random places around the house
7 likesHaha I used to make "potions" with my cousin
10 likeswhen I was younger my sister and I would make mixtures of anything we found in the kitchen, most popular ingredient we used was ketchup, it smelled rank after a while but it was fun. I feel sorry for me mum, she was always the one cleaning the mess up.
2 likesThe Singing Wolf I used to make "potions" with my best friend
7 likesTrishyFishy25 I used to make 'potions' with my sister
4 likesSarah Fitzgerald nice!
0 likesagrasin I still do that - not the hair thing 😂 I never did that - I mix everything together and I'm 14 soon 😅
2 likesI made potions with my best friend to 'deter burglars'. We wrote 'do not drink' in hopes that they would think it was magic, drink it and get a mouthful of dead rose petals, paint and whatever else we found.
0 likesI also used to twirl my hair in my fingers and then get my fingers stuck (when I was maybe 3-6) and cry until my mom helped me untangle myself.
1 likeAw this is too cute
0 likesThis is a cute video for my birthday gift :)
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happy birthday!
0 likesI remember when I was little and I didn't know that pissed was a bad word, I decided to yell out in front of my very strict Christian aunty "my trousers are so wet it looks like I've pissed myself!!". I then spent the next few days trying to get the taste of soap out of my mouth...
0 likesthat was fun...
"i wanted to give you money" i can imagine my dad doing that omg
0 likesdid her eye color turn lighter???
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mialia could be the lights
2 likesDo more stories in the tub please
0 likesLmaooooo, I have cursed in front of my parents, I once said when my puppy peed on my favorite shoes and I said "THE DOG PISSED IN MY SHOES" and Ive also said "Whore" and "Dammit" in front of them when I was little (all by accident of course)
1 likeim sorry this was fucking hilarious
0 likesi cant
why
in a hat
of all places
NAUGHTY DODIE
in 4th grade for some reason i just wanted to do something bad so i wrote "ms. [teacher's name] is a bitch" in big giant letters on the blackboard when i was the only person in the classroom and i just ??? THAT TEACHER WAS SO NICE WHY DID I DO THAT
1 likeOMG, I absolutely LOVED The Jackie Chan Adventures LOL
1 likeWtf is this?
0 likesI feel like this was click bait
0 likesthis is like the tell tale heart but even more intense
0 likesnot really a naughty child story but when my parents started to teach me my first steps... well i ran
0 likesThe first swear word i said was wanker while playing a racing game on the Nintendo ds true fact.
0 likesWhen I was little my cousins told me to write bad words all over my aunts phone book haha
0 likesonce i wrote "bitch" in a mathbook whe n i was younger, but i got caught and then started crying
0 likesMe as a parent
0 likesi can't stop laughingggggg
0 likesthis was uploaded on my birthday nice
0 likesI fucking love you
0 likesShe uses DADDY O shampoo from lush ahhhhhh I do to
0 likesIago from Othello: "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
0 likesIt is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on;"
And so in the spirit of sharing tales of the green-eyed monster variety, I shall begin my confession. Our ages were about the same as in the tale of Dodie writing FUCK in a young playmate's hat. Jealousy was consuming me like the gush of blood that rose in my mind. My act of evil exceeded carving 4 lettered words on a label. Our two families were picnicking on a sunny summer's day when me and the victim were playing around our car. I don't know, it was just a gush to the brain as Dodie describes it. The car door was open and his grubby little paw was resting on the pillar were the door would close as it did when I gave the door an almighty shove, catching his hand full on and causing squeals of pain and injury that still plague me to this day. The green-eyed monster entered me and left me in an impulse that manifested itself in one evil and inexplainable shove. My seat in HELL had been reserved from a very early age.
What a rebel dodie
0 likesThe Tell-Tale Heart of a 7 year old?
0 likesOne time as a kid i tried to tickle my brother and as a reflex he smacked my arm away, it hurt but it didn't leave a bruise
0 likesNow being the dramatic bitch that i am, i went and used my sister's makeup to create a bruise in my arm to show my mum so she can tell my brother off, and she did.
He felt so bad and kept apologizing to me lol
Omg does anyone know where dodies soho New York jersey is from???
0 likeswhat does vedif mean??
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Annabel D video everyday in February
0 likesah right, thanks!
0 likeshaha your dad is totes the coolest dad ever
0 likesOh how I used to think this channel was nice innocent young lady Dodie...but no we get skimmy pj's..bath scenes and to top it all she drops the 'f' bomb! :disappointedfacethingy:
0 likesI got that all the time as a child...except I would cut things. Particularily triangles in the collar and hem of shirt.
0 likesmay i ask are your parents still together?
0 likesmy little dodie wrote fUCK in somebody's hat
0 likesI don't understand how people can just sit in the tub. When I bathe all I want to do is get wet, wash, rinse, and get the fuck out as soon as possible.
0 likesimp of the perverse reference YEAH
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p.s. your dad was so cute on the phone (i mean that in the 'i like it when dads are just nice n sweet' way, not in an inappropriate way obvs)
0 likes“I wanted to give you money”
4 likes“AhskdkDAD”
Last time I was this early p!atd wasn't just Brendon ;) snap snap snapchat
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Jesus Christ AND MCR WERE STILL TOGETHER CRUES IN EMO
9 likesgemgemr7 shut the goddamn door, I can hear you crying!
0 likesgemgemr7 y do u do dis 2 me ;~;
0 likesso ive got a question.. very weird question actually.. does anyone believe in love at first sight? because i never did.. and now i do. i can not get this girl out of my head that i met at the club.. maybe its because im drunk.. idk pls someone reply 😅
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Tenzin Dhakyel MY OPINION
1 likeI do but it just depends whether you actually feel that you love them but you defiantly can fall in love at first sight
Tenzin Dhakyel I think you cant xD cuz love is when you like or well actually adore the person for who she is.. but you cant see the character by glancing at someone...thats called attraction :)
2 likesI don't. You can't immediately fall in love with someone, because in order to fall in love your brain needs to see things that you as a person find attractive, and then your brain releases chemicals making up "love". It's not real, it's not possible.
0 likesthat's not my name That’s so cute!!
0 likesHI im new to Dodie's channel. Can somebody explain what Vedif & Veda is?
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coleene x they mean Video Every Day in _____
0 likescoleene x in a month, whenever she decides to do it.
0 likesDoes Dodie pin comments?
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X X sometimes
0 likes1:41 theres colour everywhere
3 likesLet's fall in love
10 likesOmg when I was younger I thought that boobs in Spanish was a naughty word so one time I got so mad at my older sister I called her that while my mom was in the room and she was like what did you say? And I was like I'm sorry I won't say it again and burst into tears thinking I was in trouble but she ended up laughing and told me what it really meant
0 likesthis is so cute
0 likestime for a hat fanfiction about dodie this time? :)
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Dan's dimple NO
7 likesn o
7 likesNO
2 likesDamp towel
4 likesNONO NO NO
4 likes. . . N O
1 likeSTOP N O
1 likeNEVER
1 likewhen i was about 7, I was sitting on a leather couch and I had THE URGE to do something bad so I took my finger nail and dragged it ALL over the arm of the couch and I blamed it on the cat, but my parents didn't believe it (they knew it was me) but they threatened to call the police bc they said someone must have broken into our house and done it and the police scared me so much and later that night I went into my parents room with my sad puppy face on and confessed. SEVEN YEARS LATER they told me that they knew that it was me the whole time lol
0 likesI watched la la land yesterday and... OMG I FREAKIN LOVE IT❤
0 likesthis is great thank you for sharing
0 likessooo was your camera already turned on when you came in
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Wow, you are gorgeous!! You like girls?
0 likesIn Year 2, I wrote on the bathroom mirror, I wrote ‘Tina’ even though my name is Ellie, and the Teacher asked who it was and I was like PFF. Not me. All through Primary school I thought that this TA lady called Tina was forced to work at our school because they thought she wrote on the mirror, and I felt extremely guilty. I was like 11 oh well.
0 likesdodie: a pen
0 likesme: harpoon
dodie: pen
tyler: harpoon
dodie: what
dodie, your skin is lookin heckaaa gooood
0 likesthis is so funny XD
0 likesnotification squad ayyee
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dab
1 likeLA LA LAND WAS SO GOOD I SAW IT LAST NIGHT BC YOU SAID IT WAS GOOD AND I CRIED NONSTOP AFTER THE ARGUMENT SCENE AND ONCE IT SAID THE END I BROKE DOWN AND CRIED FOR AN HOUR AFTERWARDS
0 likesWhat a cute video!!!
0 likesMore stories! More stories!
0 likesThis. Is. Perfect.
71 likesBest VEDIF so far.
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What does Vedif mean?
0 likesRaw Raw vlogs everyday in February
0 likesRaw Raw video every day in February
0 likesThanks guys!
0 likesone time my brother and i had to go back to school once after hours to get my brother's homework (he was in like, 3rd or 4th and i was in 2nd or 3rd, w/e i was a year younger than him.) anyway, we thought it would be hilarious to write something on the chalkboard, so we took the chalk and wrote poop on the board and drew a little animated poop on it and left. when we got home, i felt so bad that i went into my grandma's room SOBBING and confessed, absolutely blubbering like a mess. she couldn't help laughing, but made me and my brother go to school early the next morning to erase and tell my brother's teacher that we'd done it even though she would've never known. i'm laughing so hard remembering how stupid it was, but it was devastating back then.
0 likesWhat app(s) do you use to edit your videos?
0 likesyour skin has gotten so much better dods!
0 likeswhat
54 likesbath time dodie is my favorite dodie
0 likes😂😂😂I think I'd much like to shake hands with 7 year old Dodie. perhaps stop and sip tea with 7 year old dodie
0 likesYou’re very confident about showing people your lifestyle. I couldn’t do that.
0 likesI FOUND OUT WHAT VEDIF STANDS FOR HOLY SMOKES!
1 likeIt's Vlogging Every Day In February, right?
It would be awesome to be on your snap.
265 likesP.S. Listen to Hamilton
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Hamiltrash #1 I second that
0 likesHamiltrash #1 I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE
3 likesHamiltrash #1
1 likeyour username is literally me
Hamiltrash #1 I APPROVE OF THIS
0 likesHamiltrash #1 I have found my people😂😂
1 likeshe listened to it but didn't see the appeal :(( (hedy is obsessed)
3 likesHELLO MY FELLOW HAMILTRASH! SO GLAD I'M NOT ALONE! XD
0 likesi wrote "hamilton" on my finger in school today
0 likesit was a good day
Hamiltrash #1 LISTEN TO HAMILTON YESS
5 likesHamitrash? We're here!!!
2 likesHamiltrash #1 AND IN THE HEIGHTS AND DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND MUSICALS
5 likesHamiltrash #1 AGREED HAMILTON IS AMAZING
1 likei just came home drinking through the whole night... anyways happy vedif! 👩❤️👩👩❤️👩👩❤️👩
0 likesDodie is so beautiful I can't even
0 likesThis is a classic “Homely b!tch move”
0 likeswhy is this so funny omg I'm crying
0 likes:D
10 likesi remember when dodie said how bad her acne was and now it's gone!! what's her secret?
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She's mentioned that she's been drinking loads of water and green tea.
0 likesI cut a two inch hole in my sofa with a pair of scissors when I was around 8. Blamed it all on my brother and my parents believed me until I finally learned what guilt was and confessed
0 likesWhen my grandmother walked in, I couldn't think of an excuse as to why I was watching a video of a woman taking a bath, so I kind of panicked and closed YouTube down.
0 likes🐻 Will the real dodie, please stand up. Please stand up!
0 likesWhen I was like 7 I learnt what 'sex' meant so I wrote it on a little sheet of paper and hid it away but my parents found it lol (I can't remember what they said, they probably told me off but here laughing inside)
1 likeyou deserve so many more subs
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" me as a parent
0 likesOne time I wrote "Zack is a dick" on one of the structures in my room when I was like 10..? Zack was this one kid who I had a puppy love relationship with in elementary school and I broke up with him, but he also made me cry on the bus one time so I think that's why I did it.
0 likesLike, I knew what dick meant, but I didn't think it was a cuss word lmao
ok listen this one time when i was like four or five, i was at my grandma's house and my aunt's and i were in my cousin's room just laying on the top bunk of his bed. and so like he had all this dust on his ceiling and so i said "johnny (my cousin) need to get this crap off the ceiling" and my aunts just burst out laughing
0 likesSo, what happened to Adam? Can you be sure you didn't scar him for life??? 😄
0 likes"THE EGG RISES" 😂😂😂
0 likesThat was str8 gas! 🤣
0 likeslove it!
0 likesYour dad is awesome
0 likes"I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY" IM WEAK AHAHAHA
0 likesThis is so funny omg
0 likesI'm watching this... whilst taking a bath
0 likesOne time I wrote "I LIKE TOMATOES" under the slide.
0 likesAnd then I laughed with my Friends. Until we had a class meeting about not to bring pens at the play ground, because somebody wrote under the slide.
Remember my mum telling me this thing about me telling on my brother saying he said the C word. My mum was like angry at him but said was hilarious when found out I meant crap 😜
0 likesthis reminds me of when i was in pre-k, my baby sitter had two twin boys who were a year younger than me and i taught them how to spell "sex" and thought i was the coolest 6 year old on the PLANET
0 likesAHHHHH i laughed soo much i dont know why ahhahaha
0 likesShe is so cute 😍😍😘
0 likesI was thinking about this story and i couldn’t figure out who told it and I stumbled upon this video again
0 likesbath time dodie is a good dodie
0 likesI want Dodie to bring out more merch with fuck on the labels
0 likesWhen I was less than 5, I had scribbled with a black marker or crayon on the side of a tabletop shelving unit. It was nothing fancy or expensive, just an unfinished, but sturdy-constructed piece of wood furniture with 2 "cubbyhole" shelves and an oversized flattop with a kind of smooth panel surface (the edges jutted out further than the body of the unit - if the unit was 4 sq ft around, the top was about 5 sq ft, just to give an idea of its dimensions and structure).
0 likesSo there I was, I'd found a brand new marker or black crayon, looking for something to use it on... that table thing was the closest, so...
I applied random "4-5 yr-old style" scribblings and drawings... when I was done, it occurred to me that my mother might see it and then I'd be toast... there was no erasing it or covering it up (though, I had the "sense" to scribble on the side facing the wall where it wasn't easily noticed)... so what did I do? Added MORE graffiti by adding the words (poorly scrawled and likely misspelled) : "sorry mommy"...
Either she never saw it, or the message worked, cos I never caught any hell for it, lol.
"Do I love sadness? Do I love it?"
0 likesmeeeee
I LOVE YOU. YOU CAN MAKE A BAD DAY, BETTER. I LOVE YOUUYYY
0 likesI really like the Edgar Wright style opening!
0 likesdodie is so cute
0 likesDodies dad sounds like Wallace from Wallace and grommet. Lmao
0 likesI once got in trouble in preschool for whispering 'Fuck' in someone's ear!
1 likeSnooping is a guilty pleasure - I always check out people's bookshelves!
0 likesI love how naughty and rebellious you think saying swear words is when you're little. My brother and I used to dare each other just to say things? Not write them in people's hats (???), just to say them! And then we'd think we were really badass.
Looking back there's a number of times I thought my parents were outraged with me when really they were probably trying not to laugh. >_<
YOUR DAD JUST MADE ME PISS MYSELF BAHAHA TBH I WOULD'VE PAID YOU TOO
0 likeshow awesome would be if dodie had a tv show based on her life aaaaaaaaaa i would love it so much jbgfjkbdgk
0 likesWHAT AN ADORABLE SQUOOSH
0 likesOne time when I was like five or six a three year old pointed a gun at me and I SOMEHOW managed to talk him into putting it down :’)
0 likes10/10 probably don’t want to go through it again
I didn't know what swear words were until I was 9😂 I used to think they were called square words and thought there were triangle words
0 likesMy God, Dodie you're so beautiful .
0 likesA bath?! I guess its different for guys. It would just be me sitting in a temped pool of dirty warter. Probably leave a ring in the tub after it gets drained.
0 likesAm I the only person who wants to meet her while drinking tea and watching La La Land?
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" 😂😂😂
0 likesIM LAUGHING AND MY MUM AND DOG JUST ATTACKED ME FOR WAKING THEM UP
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4 months later this comment still stands lol
0 likesthat was a great wee video very cathartic =D
0 likes"im deleting and burning the sd card" in much of a burning mood dodie?
0 likesBeautiful :')
0 likesYou always talk about not lying and faking if you want people to love you. IT really works! I really love you are so open to yt!
0 likesyour dad's sick 😂👏🏻👏🏻
0 likeswhen i first learned the word fuck, i didn't know what it meant so i kept asking everyone around me BUT NO ONE WOULD TELL ME so just imagine a small child in a store just asking random ppl "excuse me what does fuck mean?" and them being like "oh nothing 🤗" and me being v confused
1 likeOn time in second grade I cut a hole in my brand new shirt and told my parents some kid had scissors and did it. 4 years later I confessed that I had done it.
0 likesi lost it at "my vision begins to go"
0 likesGuys I was so pleased when she got out the bath, not because I disliked the bath seen but the change of scenery it relaxed me like niece got video of something x anyone else?
0 likesAlways wondering how do you make your finger "clicky" "click,click,click,click"
0 likesILY YOURE SO PRETTY DODES❤
0 likesdodie is my fave person
0 likesWatching this video was so awkward for me because I had a crush on two guys named in this video.
0 likesThis right is fucking YouTube gold. Laughing my ass off "my little Dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat". Your Dad is a funny man you got to get him on your channel sometimes. Well take care and no more dirty word hat writing young lady. TTFN
0 likesThe way dodie says "naughty" is so hot tbh
0 likesWhen I was younger I hated my fringe so I cut it off lol I didn't know you're supposed to grow it out
0 likesI was in first grade when I learned that NaUGhtY WorD. We were in line informer of the door and the teacher was waiting for us to be quiet and the lights were off. This kid behind me who I never spoke to goes "hey. You wanna know a really bad word" and I was like sure and he just whispered it to me and I remember thinking "I've never heard that before but that does sound reALLY bad"
0 likesNice video, I love it.
0 likesThat was beautiful
0 likesthe FUNNIEST STORY oh my god i cant
0 likesOne time my little sister was mad at my dad so she stole his favourite hat and cut it up into little pieces with scissors, it was his lucky hat and it's been 10 years and he hasn't worn a hat since
0 likesthat was my dodie
2 likesmy little dodie wrote FUCK
IN SOMEBODY'S HAT
One time when I was little my mom's car got towed so then I drew a picture of it at my preschool and my "teachers" showed my mom.
0 likesyour skin looks so nice
0 likesI laugh very much
0 likesThis should be a series
0 likesI like your smile. Very natural.
0 likesTks for the good laugh, Fuck I needed that, lol
0 likeslololololol I paused this video while my mum was talking to me. She asked what this 'rubbish' was. I'm 23!
0 likesits 12:33 am I feel like shit, look like shit, have had the worst day I've had in a long time, have a headache and all I want is some tea and to watch Dodie, some pain meds would be nice too
0 likesCollection plate for the poor, here I come! Just kidding guys, stop freaking out, you know I don't give to the poor.
1 likeYou are SO fucking awesome, you were, you are, and you will be awesome.
0 likesi think the only hardcore thing i did as a kid was to run away from home at 2 years old (i kid you not, 2yo) bc my parents had left the front door open. but then our neighbor saw me on the street and brought me back home. my mom says she was white as a ghost when she saw me. poor lady, my parens were terrified haha
0 likesI JUST HAD A DREAM THAT DODIE HAD A BROTHER WHAT
0 likesthis one time i wrote my name on my moms car with a rock bc i thought she'd like it
1 likeI pretty much did the same but almost worse because i did it on the inside of a year 6 guy's shirt collar. For some reason i had some burning desire to write a swear word when I was in year 5 so year 6 leavers day was of course the perfect occasion. The guy found out and told on me and my teacher had to try and turn it into a picture of some trees. I remember my parents never found out but on the way home i was so quiet and i felt hella bad my guy. Honestly wonder what that year 6 is up to now.
1 liketoTally off topic, but dodie, your skin looks so clear i cri
0 likesHoly shit Adam is still 5 how??!!
0 likesSorry that’s what popped into my head lol
why is this so fucking funny
0 likesthe image of teeny baby dodie writing fuck in a hat is just too much for me
I wrote the "F" word on the back of a foam clock. i was about the same age as dodie at the time, and i wrote the "k" backwards just in case they asked if it was me. So if they asked i would be able to say that it was not my handwriting because I don't write my "k's" backwards.
0 likesDODIE IS QUEEN
0 likesDODIE IS QUEEN
0 likesDODIE IS QUEEN
0 likesI missed the word "wrote" when I read the title in the video the first time and I read "the time I fucked in Adam's hat" and I was like "OOOOOH! WHAT?!?!" Then I was like "Wait how do you fuck in a hat....?" Lmao
0 likesShe's cute. Parents are liberal as hell.
0 likesI wrote "Hell" once. They shamed the hell out of me. Very conservative.
Oh my god!!😂😂😂
0 likesI have finally found the woman of my dreams and can only see her from the neck up 🤔 my luck is improving at least I found her..🤔
0 likesdoodie so innocent even she whisper FUCK even she is not 7 XD
1 likeomg flashback to bath bantz and you looking like an egg
1 likeI once wrote my "[brother's name] sucks" on one of his favourite books because he was always so mean to and I could never get him back... I felt horrible immediately afterwards for defacing a book and then I had to apologise.
0 likesthis was so funny holy shit
0 likesI started therapy the other day and my therapist looks like Emma Stone. Just thought you should know
0 likesOnce I ran so fast I tumbled down the stairs
0 likesOne time in Kindergarten my friend was writing a card to someone. But it was a mean card so she called her a "bich" and she showed it to me as like our little secret and I was just like "You spelled it wrong" she was kind mad at me actually. I also used to take more candy than I was supposed to out of the treasure box and stuff like that. Once I even stole somebody else's Hannah Montana gloves during naptime because I wanted them. I honestly haven't changed much lmao.
0 likesOmg one time I wrote boob on my friends cast when I was about 6 and her mum called my mum when she saw it after we got home and SNITCHED!
0 likesOne time a friend of mine threw like little stones in someone's flat window. Basically, the house we lived in, in the garden you could walk below one of the two balconies and down there was another flat. It was opened a bit, and below the balcony on the ground were laying many many of tiny stones. So, being the 4 year olds we were, we took these stones and threw them into the flat. Later that day, that lady came up to our flat and was like "ugh, these little brats! if the window is broken you'll pay for it! bla bla bla" and my mother just laughed because it was so funny to her, and it was very out of character for me back then. Especially because it was my idea to that.
0 likes1:41 I totally started singing the 'What's This?' song from Nightmare Before Christmas
0 likesdodie i love you omg
0 likesyour natural brows are so nice UGH
0 likesokay. so. where i live, when we were like in primary school, being small children we knew that saying "bad" words was wrong. BUT. there was this loophole that allowed us to say it. This is how it works. First you say "example", followed by the swear word. BAMWHAM congrats! You said a swear word and dont have to feel guilty about it! Unless you get caught by an adult oh well
0 likesLiterally the worst thing I did as a child was write "Sportacus" in capitals on my wardrobe door
0 likesWhen I was little I used to wake up in the middle of the night and walk over to where our hair products were kept and take a bit of hair gel and just rub it into the carpet... I don't know why I did it but the carpet is still stained years from now
0 likesWhen I was ten and my class was practicing for the Christmas show, I wrote "fuck" on the songs' sheets every time it said Jesus
0 likes"i wanted to give you MONEY" PLEASE IM CYRING LMAOOOOOKSJFL
0 likesAfter watching this, I so want a cover of Splish Splash by Barbra Streisand. P.s I love you <3
0 likesoh I would just love if you did a video on jealousy. I too struggle with it, & would love to hear what you have to say about it :))
0 likesI did the same except it was one of those voice recorder things at the store
0 likesWhen I was in 5th grade I was kinda quiet and shy but for some reason the popular kids liked having me around, and one day in recess they all decided to play a game to make me swear.
1 likeLiterally, the game was called "shit shit bitch"
It's was duck duck goose, oNLY SWEAR WORDS.
When I was a kid I scratched my brother’s name in the side of a dresser and my parents knew it was me because he always wrote his ‘s’s backwards and I scratched it in the correct way
0 likesthe first 30 secs was sooo me lol
1 likewhen i was smol, i didnt want to say any real swears but i thought piss was ok or better for some reason, so i made up all these reasons to say piss at a camp i went to. looking back on it, i'm so embarrassed but at the time i was a badass.
0 likesMy brother tricked me into saying bitch when he was about 12 and me 5. He kept getting me to rhyme words with witch until I said it. He immediately ran and told my mother I said bitch. I got my mouth washed out with soap.
0 likesEverytime she said joE i couldn't stop thinking about Joe Sugg 😂😂
0 likesWhen I curse its not infront of my parents 😂
0 likesthe thing with pinpoint vision happens to me too
0 likesI was a savage. Massive rebel. I used to rip off mattress tags before they were purchased. Yup furniture stores everywhere had my picture in their lunch rooms. Sometimes I put together Ikea furniture without using the instructions .
0 likesDodie what keyboard do you have :)
0 likesmy little dodie wrote "fuck" in somebody's hat!
2 likesI'm 14 and can't even say shit without my parents screaming at me. And 7 year old Dodie is writing fuck in someone's hat lmao
0 likesShe is so cute
0 likesthat was literally me at 7
0 likesOne time when I was like 12 I spent the night at my cousin's house and my mom/family came to pick me up. my brother jabbed my hand in the car door and I yelled FUCK like really loud and then I got banned from her house
0 likesis no one talking about how she strolled in with that scooter
0 likesWhat video editor do you use??? For your vlogs PLEASE tell me I need HELP
0 likesI remeber I was I think 6 and I was in the kitchen and I looked over to my right and saw a plastic bag fall of brow paper bags so in my mind I thought about this plan and I grabbed a pen and wrote "idiot" on it I felt so happy with myself then 10 minutes later i scribbled over it because I felt so guilty
0 likesi now want a shirt that says "my little Dodie wrote FUCK"
0 likesHow long does it take you to make those small shots or whatever
0 likesthat was funny:D
0 likesI'm the thumbnail you look like a naughty little kid I love it
0 likesWhen I was like seven years old I hacked into my cousins club penguin account and said "fuck you" a few times until I got her banned. Keep in mind I had an account of my own.
1 likeIdk why but I'm laughing hysterically at the fact that she wrote fuck in a hat. Tears.
0 likeswhen I was 10 I learned that the reason we never had those refrigerator magnets that were letter was because my brother wrote "fuck" when he was little
0 likesYou should write a song called: " Dodie Wrote Fuck In Somebody's Hat"
0 likesWhen I was ten months old, my mom was watching the news, she said a curse word. I repeated it back. She still hasn’t told me what it was, but my first word was a curse.
0 likesok but i would do the exact same thing. like something super innocently mischievous and then lie about it to my parents and then feel guilty about it for WEEKS even if i told them the truth
0 likeswe are the same person
You've clearly been taking editing tutorials from Emma Blackberry😂
0 likesjust the fact that it was IN a hat was so funny to me like i thought you were gonna say you scribbled all over the hat but you just hjdsjsjsjdkskk
0 likesWhen your parents are cool with your shenanigans.
1 like"i wanted to give you money"
0 likesdamn
3:48 “the egg rises” me.
0 likesPretty please do another 'get ready with me' videos? Please please please with a cherry on top and sprinkles and unicorns?
0 likesloved this cajj lil story
0 likesDodie is only 8 years older than me maybe someday we can date lol jk dodie deserves the best of the best which I am not
0 likesoh my god when i was 8 i had a situation just this; i was on club penguin one day and i decided to write fuck because I WANNA BE NAUGHTY and then i got banned and i cried about it of course and my mum was like camryn did you write the word and i was like omg no the keyboard totally froze and it wasnt me boo
0 likesconfession: one time I cut a hole in the back of my sister's pants, so when she wore them you could see her underwear :x
0 likesI think I should start doing that to anybody's hat.
0 likesThought I was the only one who was talking from the bath tub in a video. Afron after dark.
0 likesI’m in love 😍 lol
0 likesNow if i ever get a chance to get the "is it tho" hat, I am writing "fuck" on the label.
0 likesi want to be friends with your dad
0 likesLove your accent, I subscribed thought I see what you're about.
0 likesFuck, i love this channel so much.
0 likessince when did dodie have a brother
0 likesmy little dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat HAHAHA I LOVE YOUR FATHER
0 likesI want naughty dodie in my bathtub
0 likesWhen I was little I kicked a wall and got in trouble and regretted it for years... Yeah my story is lame.
0 likesWhen I was younger, my neighbors were staying over for a bit. We were playing and doing kid stuff, all that jazz. I had these fake glasses, the kind with the nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them. I had already taken the nose off because it bothered me when I would wear it. I don't know what it was that was in me but I needed to rip off the mustache and eyebrows. I just had to. So I did and coincidently, no one saw. I dropped it on the ground like I hadn't been messing with it and a little while later, my dad asks us who did it. We all said we didn't but the little boy ended up getting blamed for it and since then, no one ever found out. I never told anyone. Well, until right now. I still feel kinda bad about it. I didn't intend for him to feel like he got in trouble for something he didn't do.
0 likesNow I'm happy again.
0 likesPretty sure the rudest word I knew when I was 7 was poo, i was a sheltered child.
0 likesYOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HEDY IN THE THUMBNAIL ITS CRAZY
1 likeBless XD. Dodie, I guess you could say you were....FUCKING...with that family XD
0 likesin kindergarten, the teachers had a system of keeping the kids in line where there was a traffic light drawing on the wall, and each time you misbehaved your name went from green to yellow, yellow to red. if anyone's name got on read, it was the hotspot of kindergarten gossip. so, one day, i was feeling rebellious. i didn't like the traffic light system. i was also in the mood to prank my grandfather apparently. so, in letters as tall as i was, i wrote "PAPA IS ON RED" in black sharpie on the white wall down the hallway of my house. it was up for a good four years or so before they painted over it because it was just so funny.
0 likesI never did ANYTHING bad EVER until I snuck out my window and disappeared for no good reason on thanksgiving.
0 likesI wish we could be friends.
0 likesAlright, you are looking nice. Better finish up that bath dear!
0 likesI FIND THIS SO HILARIOUS JHTXGNBKK
0 likesIt's only now I realise all the times I got in deep shit as a child, I wasn't in any trouble atall
0 likesI can’t believe you’ve done this. * is trying so hard not to wheez*
0 likesWhere did you get your kettle??
0 likesso my stepbrother and i woke up and my mom and his dad where still asleep
0 likesso
we went in the bathroom and dipPED EVERYTHING IN THERE
IN THE TOILET
That's so so funny.
0 likesBAHAHAHA “my little Dodie wrote FUCK in somebody’s hat!”
0 likesI definitely didn't know the word "Fuck" when I was 7. Although I do vividly remember calling someone "A Piss Off" when I was about 6...
0 likesdodie tell more STORIES
0 likesGosh, I love you!
0 likesfuck, dodie is such a smol beautiful egg. why does god bless us with such rare of an egg. such beauty. very dodie. I'm so jealous of dodie because i wrote fuck across a hotel room wall when i was about 6 and got in so much shit. lucky little bum.. although my dad's best friend gave me a ten dollar bill for being "so spunky" so like..? i love getting rewarded for bad stuff.
0 likesdo i love sadness?
0 likesdo i love it?
my brother's name is lain. I've never seen another name spelt that way
0 likesTHIS IS A FUCKING GREAT VIDEO OMGOSH
0 likesi keep coming back to this video
0 likesThat thumb at 3:52 broke my neck soooooo bad
0 likesI am totally gay for dodie I'm not gonna lie
0 likesTis video made me soooo happy
0 likesbest story ever
0 likesI wrote on my mom's car when I was about seven or eight and it wouldn't come off. The thing is, I wrote my sister's name so she got in trouble. I told my mom who really did it five years later. Evilest thing I've ever did.
0 likesdodie can your new merch be hats and when people ask you to autograph them you just write "fuck" on the inside instead
0 likes0:15 At first I misread that as "Time to full Adam's hat"😉
0 likesSo I don’t remember this story but my parents said that when I was four or five and my brother was 7 they went to take us on a car ride. And that my brother and I were in a heated conversation in the backseat with our toddler car seat, talking about having kids one day and getting married to someone. He said something like “god wants you to have kids and nobody will ever love you if you don’t want to give them kids.” And I said, “But then I have to give up my boyfriend and his SPEED car!” And I was really mad. My parents said that they couldn’t stop laughing and I’m the only one who really doesn’t remember this but I think I was a smart kid 😂
0 likes4:50 sounded like her 😂
0 likesHER DAD WANTED TO GIVE HER MONEY IM ACTUALLY CRYINF ME AS A FUCKING PARENT
0 likes"the egg rises"
0 likesHey, me and Dodie have a brother called Ian.
0 likesWhen I was younger I didn't know any bad words so I tried to make one up. I was grounded for calling my brother a Wienertimer.
0 likesdodie's so pretty
0 likesOne time when I was like 6 I told my mum to "Fuck off" because a high schooler told me to and that's how I learned my first swear word
1 likedid she come into her house with a scooter lmao
0 likeswhen i was like 9 i had this book for school that was like a homework diary and there were the school rules in it and one of the rules was "no bad language" so for some reason i wrote FUCK YOU underneath it and my teacher found it and i had to write a letter of apology to the school
0 likesyou should do a video with your brother
0 likesa bit like when I spent 3000 pounds on steam when I was 11
2 likesOH lord 😂
0 likesFunny as fuck Dodie that was well funny
0 likes1. 4:50 I died.
0 likes2. You see a pen.
3. I see a sword. (any Rick Riordan Fans out here?)
all i used to do was burn paper towels on the stove and watch that shit burn - so satisfying. but oNCE oh my god it wouldn't go out so i put it in the bin and my house nearly burned down LOL
0 likes3:41 why did I think that was a fart omg
0 likesWhen I was like maybe 9 and my brother was 7, we had this friend who was my age but like.. he had a lot of "older friends" and knew of "bad things" and he talked to my 7 year old brother about sex??
0 likesAnd my brother, a millenial, goes and uses my dad's work computer to google what it meant
SO my dad obviously notices that someone had used his computer, and he gets to the conclusion that his eldest kid HAS TO be the one doing this
Cut to my dad lecturing me about sex and porn and the dangers of the internet and me being like ???? dad just let me read the hobbit in peace
Good thing I grew up on Monty Python's Flying Circus, so I can understand you.
0 likesShe has a scooter...actually kinda expected that never mind
0 likesOnce when I was little my mom go my brother and I advent calendars. My had toys in it while my brother had chocolate. I was pissed, of course, since I liked me some chocolate to and already would be getting toys in like 3 weeks and don't need those tiny ass toys that I would just step on. So I stole like half of my brothers chocolates. I felt so guilt but didn't admit anything. My brother got to the first few, and was confused when he noticed them missing. I hid in my room with the cat while he talked to our parents about, scared I was gonna get caught. They called the company who made it to complain, and that's when I gave up. As soon as I heard them hang up I rushed into the room and confessed. They made me spend my Xmas money on buying my brother a hella lot more chocolate.
0 likesEVEN THE VOICEMAIL LADY THING HAS AN ACCENT WHAT WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO MUCH BETTER
0 likesYOU KNEW THE WORD "FUCK" AT AGE 7??!!? I WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY "OH MY GOD" UNTIL I WAS 9! DODIE, YOU YOUNG HEATHEN!!!
1 likeI wrote shit on a desk in year 2 (I'm now in year 8) , of course I didn't get suspected because I wouldn't of done it according to my teacher (I was a little shit at times) so I got away without getting caught
0 likesI think it is so cool that you used to watch Jackie Chan. I just loved Jade. I wanted to be her.
0 likesShe's such a brit. There obviously had to be tea
0 likesThe Dodie abides.
0 likeswanna know mischief?
0 likescollabing with dan howell would be reBELLIOUS
there was a point I thought her thumb was a nipple and I got very concerned.
0 likesWhen I was like 5 I found a PERMANENT marker and drew on my wall. And my shirt. But mostly the wall.
0 likesDodie looks a bit like Laura Dreyfuss in the thumbnail of a this vid!
0 likesthis reminds me of the time when I was in year 2 and for some reason, I wrote 'shit' on the back of my friends jumper at school ??xD
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So it was you was it??????
0 likesI’m watching in a bubble bath
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" We have the same dad I swear
0 likesA 'wee' bit; she stole our words.
0 likesCharming :)
0 likesI was an innocent bean so once back in fourth grade i saw the f word on the slide and I was like what's this lol I went to ask my mum and she smacked my mouth
0 likesDodie has a BROTHER? Why don't i know this? I thought it was just heddy!
0 likesI SAW THE BUTT
1 like3:35
snickerYeah, I've got some stories from when I was a kid, but they more involved being a slight bully. ;_;
this is my favourite video
0 likesi love this video
0 likesyour dad is funny!!
0 likesDODIE!!! Where is pop up party?!?!
0 likeswait. Dodie has a brother?
0 likesOf all places one might write fuck... A hat 😂
0 likeswho else read the title in a britsh mom's voice ?
0 likesGotta say I love your story times and your parents reaction is so on point. 👌🏼
0 likesoh my gosh i need more videos about your funny childhood stories im trying so hard not to laugh I should be asleep lmao
0 likesI wanted to give you money hahaha
0 likesis it bad that i can lie to my parents and feel nothing okey
0 likesbrilliant LOOOL "the time i wrote fuck in a hat" like wahatt LOOL
0 likesI love you, without make up
0 likesi can smell the bath bomb wth
0 likesI WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY OMG IM SCREAMING
0 likesis iain dodie's twin or just brother but really similar age?
0 likeswhen i was really innocent back then and fidget spinners was a thing, i tried to trace the fidget spinner on a paper, and my mom stopped me because the tracing looks like a dick.
0 likesDang you so look so much like Hedy in the thumbnail I swear
0 likesI watched La La Land 5 times lol
0 likesTake the memories leave the house
0 likeslol. The Ben cook reference
0 likesone time when i was 5 i wrote "sex" on a foggy hotel bathroom mirror
0 likesyou should make a video titled "Nauty dodie", but it's about boats.
0 likesi wrote bitch on a paper when i was 11 because this kid asked me to and my parents were called and the principal was over and everything 😂😂 SO I STARTED CRYING AND SAID HE WAS FORCING ME TO AND THEY GAVE MY TISSUES AND YELLED AT THE BOY AND CALLED HIS PARENTS I'M SO EVIL
0 likesSo beautiful
0 likes"i wanted to give you money" ADOPT ME? THANKS. I LOVE YOUR FAMILY
0 likesHOLY SHIT HARDCORE
0 likesOut the edge
Can we get dodie merch with "fuck" on all the labels?
1 likenaughty dodie !!
0 likeswow this is really good
0 likesyou're so cute why
0 likesthat is soooo funny
0 likesHaha so interesting
0 likes1:41 there's colour everywhere🎶
0 likesWell you are refreshing I couldn't really understand half of what you said but I liked so I liked your video
0 likestHIS IS SO FUNNY IM DYING HAHSJAKBAKAVA
0 likesNatural beauty😍
0 likesI dunno, video probably needs more editing still.
0 likesDodie halp I have insomnia and I can't fix it and now I've gone 48 hours without sleep and my parents wont listen I'm scared ;-;
0 likesWhat candles do you like to use?
0 likesOMG I HAVE JEALOUSY ISSUES TOO LOL
0 likesYou're so pretty, i know it's a bit random and might seem a bit weird but I just wanted to say that.
0 likesOh my life I lover her, I wish I was like her, but I'm a little bitch so...I guess not?!
0 likesI'M SOBBING THIS MADE MY DAYNVJRFB HJBG
0 likeswhat shampoo do/did you use dodie?
0 likesI just wanted to say how beautiful you are.
0 likesyou're so cute wow
0 likesDid no one else notice that in the beginning she walked in....with a pink scooter in her hands.....a pink....scooter...yup k Dodie.
0 likesYour so pretty ❤️
0 likesI'm cackling I don't think I even knew that word when I was 7
0 likesthat scooter tho
0 likesrebellious dodie
0 likesYou have beautiful eyes
0 likesIdk why but I enjoy watching people taking baths, not in a sexual or perverted way but I'm a relaxing way?
0 likesPLEASEEEE!!!! do a colander with CONAN GRAY
0 likesYOUR DAD SOUNDS LIKE THE STANLEY PARABLE NARRATOR
0 likesAt 3:52 I thought her thumb was her nipple xD
1 likeBeautiful
0 likesSorry, but I cannot be the only one here with a crush on Dodie. Come on, right?
0 likes1:11 "you have a brother?!11!!!1"
1 like“i wanted to give you money” that is definitely something my dad would say 😂😂😂
0 likesI thought "shit" was short for "shut up."
0 likesUsed it a few times.......
yeah.
I cut off the feet and hands and tail of a dead garden vole(a meadow mouse) WITH CRAFTING SCISSORS and divided it amongst my friends and brother like we were going to eat it when I was 8 or 9. We were playing survival. I was really into wilderness survival when I was younger.
0 likesthe time i wrote HECK in adam's hat
0 likesalso I told my brother to subscribe to you...
0 likesI don't regret anything
i want a to name my child dodie or dylan but at the same time i dont want a child or to go through that pain
0 likesDodie I wanted to tell a joke but it was so dirty and I thought I'd ask you first how tolerant are you and how +18 can I write ? XD so here I am ... asking ... :P
0 likesWhen I was six or seven I didn't Even knew the word fuck lol😂
0 likeslmao did you really have to leave the camera on inside your flat & close the lights & walk out & walk in again
0 likesFunny af
0 likesMy brothers name is Iain too!
0 likeswe have the same kettle x
0 likesYour dad is the best
0 likesиαυgнту ∂σ∂ιє🌹❤️
0 likesYou - are funny.
0 likesI love lying I do not understand the guilt I am definitely a monster
0 likesDODIE I LOVE U SO MUCH OMGHDKSJEBDJKWNE
0 likes'the egg rises'
0 likes<33
0 likesnice ben cook reference
0 likesI wanna do mischief.
0 likesthis intro casey's my neistats
0 likesDodie has a brother?
0 likessubscribed :))
0 likesYou should've called this vid "Naudie" lol
0 likesamazing
0 likes1:00 - 1:02 he sounded canadien.
0 likesis that emma's "blackery" lush shampoo perchance?
0 likeswhen i was about 4 or sumthin i drew a naked woman on the wall and wrote boobs next to it. When my mum called me, i bolted down the stairs and hid in the garden. Then when i came to dinner my mum and dad were looking very stern but then my mum just started laughing and i started crying cause i didnt know what was happening and it was all just a big mess. My dad srubbed it off my wall the next morning. Could i call this hardcore idk, i was a shrimp of a child so maybe. 😂
0 likes3:30 but sd cards are expensive
0 likesum ah your a naughty little shirt! Lol
0 likesWhat camera does she use?
0 likeswhat else can you say but naughty 7 year old dodie
0 likeshonestly I'd do that now and im 13
1 likewhen i was seven I thought the word fuck was spelled "fuch" because I saw it written on a slide and I had only ever heard the word up until that point...
0 likes3:03
1 likeNah you’re good
This was uploaded on my birthday yeep
0 likesWhen I was 8 my computer had saved my mums bank and credit card details so I bought 2 video games with it I was so guilty and my mum said it was fine they were quite cheap but I had committed an actual serious crime when I was 8 should I be confessing to this who knows Sorry mum
1 likePlease do a cover of So Good- Zara Larsson !!!! ❤️❤️
0 likesIf you don't already know, the plain Dodie is gorgeous sexy. Say no to makeup
0 likesReplies (1)
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of paint
1 likedodie in the tub and i couldnt promise my lil gayself will be able to control
0 likesi wrote "funk" on a wall in a bathroom in first grade because somebody had told me that was the naughtiest swear word. so i mean
0 likesOnce when i was a lil bean, my aunt kissed my cheek and i slapped her with a toy Barbie and wiped the wet kiss on her.
0 likesYe
The title had me scared
1 likeMy Little Dodie Wrote "Fuck" In Somebody's Hat.
0 likesBrilliant.
0 likesSo, the obvious thing to do here (since you brought attention to it) is to ask to see the outtakes. ;-)
0 likesRockin it with a razor
0 likesIt said naughty dodge and you weren't wearing a shirt
0 likesMy gay was intrigued
lol my brother is called Ian too
0 likesI wouldn't be suprised if this video got demonitized because you were naked in the bathtub.
0 likesCome on baby light my fire" IS a naughty ans beautiful song by the Doors. You should learn It easily because You are a very efficient light and special too, which for example delivers a quantity of Heat as important as You plays with water.
0 likesHow many people saw the Title of this video, saw this woman in a bath tub and thought something NAUGHTY and dirty was going to happen. Watch the whole thing and realized you just wasted your precious time on nothing. Lol
0 likes😂
0 likes"My little dodie wrote fuck"
0 likesMY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEBODY'S HAT OM F G
0 likeswhen i was in the fifth grade, my teacher had a bunch of dum dum pops in a bucket that she would give out when we did something good
0 likesso i do something, dont remember what it was that i did, but she said "good job, you can get a lollipop out of the bucket there"
it was the end of the day so there were no other kids around
so i go over to the bucket and i grab a lollipop out of the bucket and look at the flavor and say "what the hell is this"
i fELT SO BAD AND HELL ISNT EVEN A BAD FUCKING WORD,,,,,
nobody heard me of course but i was on edge for the rest of the week regardless PFF
I don't think I even knew the word fuck when I was 7 lol
0 likesThat's a hella cute bra oh my god
0 likesI'm late because I was at my friends and saw the notification but I here now and awww
0 likes1:41 THERES COLOUR EVERYWHERE
0 likesI noticed that your mum tells stories the same way that you do. Like you both sound the same.
0 likesAlso when I was 7 this conversation happened.
Me: Mum someone said a bad word at school
Mum: What word?
Me:*Too spooked to say the "bad word"* It was a bad animal word
Mum:*Thinking the bad word was bitch* Oh that is a bad word. Don't say it.
Me: It began with an F
Mum: Hella confused What was it?
Me:*Leans in to whisper* Fox
I thought people said 'For fox sake'. Actually going to kill myself.
somebody been naughty here
0 likesSo naughty
0 likesI'm sorry but she looks so beautiful.
0 likes2:43 LOOOL!!!!! JOE MAMMA!
0 likesOi one time a drew "I lost my pencil" on the wall in primary school. The worst part was, I wrote it with my pencil
0 likesbest video.
0 likesDamn I love you
0 likesDrunk doder
0 likesAhhhh! Can't handle the edits!! 😲
0 likeswhen I was 7 I told my mum is knew the F-word and she got worried but turned out I thought it was "Fire"
0 likesI LOVE JACKIE CHAN NO ONE ELSE WATCHES THAT SERIES
0 likesWHAT HAS BEEN YOUR SKIN CARE ROUTINE YOUR SKIN IS SO MUCH BETTER
0 likesWHAT IS YOU MADE A HAT THAT SAID NAUGHTY, AND IN THE LABEL, YOU HAD THE WORD "FUCK" IN REALLY MESSY WRITING ON THE TAG, OR AL OVER THE INSIDE!
0 likesYOU COULD MAKE IT A REVERSABLE CAP!
i'm getting way too excited about this lol
how did you know the f word when you were 7???? The worst word i knew at that age was "sexy"
0 likesFUCK IM IN LOVE
0 likes"Do I love sadness?
0 likesThe start of this looks like a how to basic video
0 likesDodies such a rebel😎😎😎
0 likesIM WHEEZING
0 likesI am the american version of dodie
1 likeshe looks drunk
0 likesUGH IDK WETHER I WANT TO KISS YOU OR BE YOU
0 likesWhen I was little I cut up things.
0 likesMy two year old nefue says fuck and shit all the time, even though he's not supposed to.
0 likestell tale heart, but with 7 yr old dodie
0 likesHow did you know that word at seven??
0 likesWAIT YOU HAVE A BROTHER .0. SHOOK
0 likesI thought the tittle said 'naughty daddy'
0 likesPosted on my birthday :)
0 likesTEACHERS PET
0 likesI didn't even know the word fuck when I was 7 XD
0 likesAm I the only one wondering how 7 year old dodie knew the word fuck and how to spell it. I could barely spell seven
0 likestag yourself im the hat
0 likesI just lost 5 minutes of my life
1 likedoddie I'm scared of growing up I'm scared of my sexual um..things and I don't want to grow up and again I'm scared please help.
0 likesYou look a lot like WWE star Nikki Cross.
0 likesat first I thought this was a fan account's video
0 likesThe worst thing i ever did was pull a rug from under my little brother. He still hasn't forgiven me. It was over 10 years ago
0 likesWow you are so cute
0 likeswhat shampoo are u using? X
2 likes2:19 anyone thinking of deathnote
0 likesMYYYYY BROTHER'S NAME IS IAN!!!!
0 likes“ my little dodie, wrote FUCK “
0 likeswhy did I think this will be a story about Dodie writing a SONG called Fuck whilst WEARING a hat of someone called Adam? Lol
0 likesthE EGG RISES
1 likeRookie mistake Dodie...Jackie Chan wasn't on Cartoon Network... pfft
0 likespure evil
0 likesI CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW MUCH OF A BABE DODIE IS WITHOUT MAKEUP LIKE IKJHGFDSCDBAJSCL LA.................//////// SORRY I LEGIT DIED ON MY KEYBOARD RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE
0 likesoh ok I thought that title meant something else
1 likeShe looks like wwe wrestler Nikki Cross.
0 likesYou look like hedy in the thumbnail
0 likesI think we use the same shampoo
0 likesDO COLAB WITH DAN AND PHIL
0 likessee u in vidcon :))
0 likesOmg 3:36 Dodie noooooo
0 likes3:35 ish DODIEA BARE BOTTOM
2 likesmy brothers name is ian too-
0 likesMY BROTHERS NAME IS IAN!!
0 likesI've no idea who you are or why your video appeared on my feed.
0 likesI had a pink kettle like that once though.
WHERE IS POP UP PARTY
0 likesu sound like naomi from skins which might be stupid to write but like you really do
0 likesI need a love button. Like doesn't work anymore
0 likesim having a huge crush rn is not funny anymore 😔
0 likesawe 👌
0 likesDodie.... plx😂
0 likesShe’s so hot I’m not even kidding
0 likesFYI Youtube unsubbed me sometime in the last week or so. Luckily it recommended one of your videos so I noticed.
0 likesrip adam
0 likesWait my brothers name is Ian too
0 likest h e e g g r i s e s
0 likesokay this is the BEST VEDIF VIDEO
0 likesyou remind me of Laura dreyfuss
0 likesTHERE WAS A BIG OLD
0 likesF U C K
I wrote fuck, on a tree, at school, with a pencil. I was 8...idk wtf I was thinking
0 likeswhy is dodie moving out
0 likesHow did 7 year old u know the word “FUCK”?! I only learnt the word at 10 and started saying it at 11 oh my ahahaha
0 likesYou trouble girl! What's wrong with you now?!😞
0 likeswhat is vedif? I feel out of the loop😂
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JustPolkaDots thankyou!
0 likesHead to feet 💋
0 likesWhat the heck I was 8 and I typed the f word on club penguin and my mom grounded me for a month.
0 likesyyaaAAAAYY bathtub bantz pt II
0 likesI lov u
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also I knew you had a brother I'm so fucking proud ;)
0 likesYou are very very naughty
0 likesyour cool
0 likesMy daughter was maybe 5 or 6 and she blurted out Bullshit...I said where did you get that from, she said Spongebob, She was never allowed to watch Spongebob again...lol
0 likesI literally didn't learn the word fuck (or most curse words tbh) until I was like 11 what was wrong with you people...?!
0 likesThis was great. As a former nanny I can get how hilarious this would've been to your parents. Wouldn't mind more stories like these 👍🏻
0 likesyou're such a good storyteller! i know this is a silly story but i love the way you describe details
0 likesThis is such a fun story :D
0 likesAnd how your parents handled it, is amazing ^^
It makes me so happy to have another bath time story from dodge. The nostalgia is real. Thanks dodie
0 likesI look forward to you uploading every day! I'm glad you got some rest yesterday but I'm also so happy you're back. This was such a cute funny story...I can imagine it all so well, little Dodie's fear and excitement. After such a long, stressful day this was so calming and as relaxing as that bath looked. Thanks!
0 likesThis video was hilarious! ilysm Dodie I love whenever you upload ❤
0 likesThat little silly story and some Dodie time was exactly what I needed to put a smile on my face after hours and hours dwelling on my break up. Thank you Dodie <3
0 likesThese videos genuinely bring an extra bit of joy to my day. Something about you is so relatable and your happiness is infectious. Keep making videos.
0 likesI'm cackling, this was such a brilliant story, thank you for sharing it with us! 😁😂
0 likesA dodie video is the best way to start a day, I love seeing that beautiful face and hearing that snazzy voice. Love you dodie xxx
0 likesSee I always wonder how my parents viewed the random stuff I did as a kid, honestly this was so funny! great video dodie 💖
0 likesAwe I love this so much dodie, your so sweet and genuine and wonderful.
0 likesI love how laid back you made this video (that might sound weird) but you just spoke as you thought and filmed in your moment, just plain, raw, and honest. 👌🏻 😂❤️
0 likesYou make my day better you're so amazing, please vlog all year 😂💖
0 likesi love you so much 💖 so even though you are having upsetting and stressful times with family just know that there are a lot of us who will support you and try to make you feel better (even if it is behind a screen lol) and (me coming here for your snapchat) even though there are loads of people saying they're early or asking for a shoutouts, there are so many more, keyboards at the ready, jumping to the comment section to write you a long paragraph about how much they love you (like me right now)
1 likehope you feel better soon xx
Well done Dodie, thanks for bringing up all these repressed memories from my childhood. I was naughty too. I flushed down little bits of my day care workers make up when I went to the toilet (the day care was at her home).
0 likesThis is actually hilarious! It made me giggle so much 😂 xx
0 likesHahah storytime in a bath. This was so funny especially your dad xD I missed you yesterday Dodie! Do we get two videos tomorrow to make up for it? Yes?
0 likespls do more naughty dodie or old childhood memories dodie! they're adorable. also, its so funny hearing your parents talking about it!! Have a good day Dodie!
0 likesReally enjoying vedif so far, it gives me something to look forward to. Great video, Dodie!
1 likeI honestly feel so privileged to exist in the same moment as this wonderful human being. Dodie you inspire me every day
0 likesDodie, all I can say is thank you. I've had a wretched week. Everyone around me is, I don't know, I guess they're right. I'm just so messed up. Thank you. You and Ally Hills. Only things that are making me happy lately. And, for that, I owe you everything.
0 likesOh Dodie, you sweet peanut. Sending love and hugs during your family's changes. In other news, you're a fabulous storyteller. In case you haven't been told lately. 😙
0 likesThe way your dad said "that was my dodie!" killed me what a sweet man
0 likesI am literally pissing myself of laughter rn
0 likesI love you dodie ❤😂
When I was notified of this I almost yelled out loud "I LOVE DODIE'S BATH VIDEOS!!!"
0 likesThis makes me so fucking happy, to know that Dodie did just weird shit out of spite like this lmao
1 likeI freaking love your dads reaction 😃
0 likesThat was such a great story!haha! You are the best Dodie
0 likesOMG that is an adorable story! I think we all had those moments. Although, I remember sneaking into the kitchen when I was around 7 or 8 for cookies and when my parents caught me (it was only like, 10pm) I lied and said I was getting water, as I has cookie crumbs around my mouth.
0 likesHad a bit of a mental breakdown today and this really calmed me down :) Thank you for always being here Dodie <33
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your parent's point of view is hilarious! lmao
1 likereminded me of my fav Doddlevloggle video. the bath vlog, just so personal and humanizing. ps loving VEDIF <3
0 likesThis story made my day 😊💕
0 likesI watch dodie on days where I just need to chill. Dodie makes me chill and calm the fuck down. I'll even watch videos from like 2013 and I'll still enjoy them to death.
0 likesDodie genuinely makes me happy
0 likes"The egg is rising" IM SCREAMING BECAUSE SAME !! LOVE YOU DODIE ♥
0 likeshonestly you lil videos give me so much joy and calmness (is that a word? it is now) so aesthetically pleasing and you have a really soft soothing voice that's also interesting and happy ✌💫 thanks dodie 🌞
0 likesahhh this was so funny!! pls do more story times :))
0 likescan we just ,dodie needs to be protected and looked after and cared for and omg she's so beautiful
1 likeThat was such an adorable story lol
0 likesI feel like I'd become the same parent as your dad ... I laughed my ass off when he said he was so proud he wanted to give you money.
0 likesYour dad has such a pleasant voice.
1 likeNow I feel like calling up my parents and asking about their perspective on my childhood memories because I'm really curious as to what they thought haha
0 likescan we just ,dodie needs to be protected and looked after and cared for and omg she's so beautiful
0 likesOmg this actually made my day I laughed so much aha
0 likeslove this story so much aw i love that you recorded this!!!!!!
0 likesit's so weird thinking back to all of the 'naughty' things i did when a kid. i remember i stuck my tongue out at my mom in front of my auntie cause she wouldn't let me have a sleepover with my cousins and she was slightly mad. i cried a lot and wrote multiple 'im sorry' cards for her lmao
0 likesThis video is the first thing to make me laugh out loud all day thank you
0 likeswhat the hell am i gonna do without these videos everyday honestly. day makers!
0 likesloved this story hahah
0 likeswhen I was probably 5 or so I wrote "boobs" in pencil on the wall of our hallway, just behind a bookcase... then when my parents decided to move the bookcase several months later I refused to admit it was me even though i'm an only child :P
I like how original and beautiful you are. You inspire me to be happy and look at the good things in life. 😁love you dodie
0 likesThis put a smile on my face :^)
0 likesGreat story Dodie! I thought this was so funny
0 likesI love your videos so much I've been listening to I'm sick of loosing soul mates all day.
0 likesAw, your parents seem precious!
0 likes"I was about to give you money" made me die cause that sounds exactly how my dad would've reacted
0 likesI found this story empowering for some odd reason, you go 7 year old Dodie
0 likesThat is the cutest, funiest story, I love it
0 likesThe first part of this video was just so satisfying I just had to replay it 😂
0 likesI love these sort of unorganised videos, love you dodie
0 likesHello Dodie that was a hilarious story it truly made me chuckle😊 it reminded me of when I was young and when learned to write decided I should write death letters to my family but when I sent a letter to my dad I wrote the ds the wrong way round so the letter read to bab I hat you and will get you then but after I handed the letter to my dad I further threatened my dad that I was going to push him down the stairs. I know that you are thinking what a devil child but don't worry I soon grew out of it and behaved like a normal (ish) child and as a 13 year old me and my family look back and laugh about it.
2 likesLove you and your videos your so talented, I look up to you so much I even just got a lovely rosewood concert ukulele for my 13th birthday what I am now practicing everyday😊. You're amazing talent is not all what I look up to you for it's how you made me understand that it's ok to make mistakes because we are only human and humans make mistakes😊 thank lots of love Belle xxx
"THAT WAS MY DODIE. I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY"
0 likesThat's a great father you've got there.
I know the exact feeling!! I remember being in year 3, and this boy on my table kept taking the piss basically, so one day I came in from break early and I rubbed PVA glue all of his seat hoping he'd get stuck to his seat (like ok lol same???) turns out it didn't work and I completely wrecked his trouser
2 likesI remember my mum giving me a row but my dad found it hilarious because the school had to ring home and tell them what I'd done
aaaa I miss being young
Very nearly spit out / choked on my mouthful of water. That was really funny.
0 likesYou're, like, the sweetest person in all creation.
0 likesthat story was way too cute. and I feel like we do I all have a funny story like that
0 likesi feel so blessed to live on the same planet in the same generation as you
0 likesbedtime/bathtime dodie is so pure and soft
0 likesComplete new subscriber to the channel that is #doddlevloggle, but have already gained such appreciation for the fact she's so darn normal. To some normal is boring, there's nothing boring about this exciting girl + showing how beauty is more than make up deep. Keep being normal because everyone else is fake, it's refreshing ;-) Jimbo
0 likesthat was the best story time of all time
2 likesas someone who's currently suffering in bed, clutching a hot water bottle and feeling sorry for myself with a case of gluten intolerance, this video was exactly what I needed to make my day better! <3 thanks dodessss
0 likesthis is basically storytime, dodie is literally obsessed with LA LA land hahaha ❤❤
0 likesthis video made me insanely happy and i don't know why
0 likesyou are so lovely omg!! ahh you make my day better <3
0 likesthis is the purest video, dodie i love you so much
0 likescan you just make a video with your whole family i think it'd be lovely
0 likesLmao... :DDDD I wish I Have a Dad like "O my god... You did this I'm so proud of you"Ps. DODIE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR FATHER.... OK?
0 likesdodie i love you so dearly. your video about la la land made me so happy because you were excited about every piece i was (i just watched it for the first time like a week ago??) and you're like a year older than me? two maybe? and you seem like a role model. like an older sister. this is weird and i'm gonna end this comment but thank you for existing (-:
0 likesOne time my mum's friend came over with these tongue colour changing sweets and we used them on my parents and then I started crying cause I thought I was gonna get in trouble and then I told my parents and ran away to my room and cried.
0 likesSUCH A GOOD VIDEO, This quality content is why I'm on this site hahaha
0 likesthis story made my day thank u
0 likesdodie your skin looks utterly beautiful !!
0 likesSo completely unrelated - your videos on mental health/therapy finally convinced me to get my anxiety sorted out by seeing a therapist and I'm so much happier for it, so thank you!
0 likesI also had these naughty moments as a child... I distinctly remember being at my friends house when I was about 7/8 and drawing various genitalia on her little sisters tellytubby picture book. I don't think I ever got caught so i wonder who took the blame for my terrible crime...
0 likesOh boy 😂 this made me laugh oh gosh little kids are so funny
0 likesyour smile its just sooo beautiful omg, if you were in my hometown i´ll be soooo in love with your smile look at it in 4:33 its just O M G the cutest thing in the world
0 likesAm i the only one that loves the way she says "adults"? must me just me me ...ohh well hahah :)
0 likesLove youuuuuu another lovely video please keep being yourself
0 likesYour skin is looking clearer and clearer :)
0 likesI just took a bath too, and cried. I just found the bump in my armpit got bigger, so I'm praying I'm fine. I don't wanna end up like my grandma :/
0 likesDodie, you look so stunning ❤
0 likesYou look beautiful and you cheered me up
0 likesMy god Dodie 😂❤
0 likesI think the worse I have done was say fuck out loud in front of my parents. I was ten at the time and my parents were egging me on and I screamed it. My dad laughed, my mom laughed to the point of tears, I cried absolutely terrified. What a fond memory 😂
dodie ur skin looks beautiful !!!!
2 likes"I decided to see la la land again" I've seen it like 5 times.... it's so good. I haven't bought the soundtrack on iTunes >insert laughter< of course I did
0 likespetition to have a hour log video of childhood stories
0 likesThis reminds me of a time when a 6 year old me wrote on the wall and blamed my sister who was 10 years older than me and the handwriting was clearly of a child's. My parents asked and i denied it and about 5 minutes later i ran to them crying saying it was me
0 likesOh man bath time is absolute goals also that bath bomb is pretty so like please what kind of bath bomb is it! Also I hope this time goes as smoothly as it can you know and feel free to take as many self care breaks as you need, remember mental health number 1
0 likes"I wanted to give you money!" I am HOWLING
0 likesthat was fun I enjoyed your story! love u bye
0 likesi love your hair like this! and your face looks very clear. did you get the lazer thing?
0 likesWhen I was in year 2 I didnt really like playing with other children and there was this one girl, amber, who always asked to play with me and id be like "no its a single player game 😂😂" and this happened alot. So this one time I decided it would be a good idea to bite her arm? 😂
0 likesdodie's dad is my new role model
0 likeswhen i was younger i really didnt like my grandma, so when she had her photo on the front page of the newspaper, i decided to do one thing to seek revenge... i drew a moustache on her face, a few minutes later my mom comes looking for the paper and she found it and she burst out laughing and i was crying and i felt so bad
0 likes"the egg rises"
0 likesI NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER
more story time!!!
0 likesher dad sounds so cute omg
0 likesDodiE ur face is so smooooOooth
1 likeAlso I love ur videos plez never stop uploading every day 0_o
You are just such a great human.
0 likesdodie I love your videos❤❤
0 likesif u notice me
u will make my day much better ❤ :)
my best friend sat me on a pavement outside my house and taught me all the swear words when I was 7, I gave them all to my dad in a card for his birthday the next week...
0 likesoh god I love his dad
0 likesThis is so funny to me oh my GOD
0 likesomg i never thought about filling the kettle through the spout
0 likesOh my gosh I love bath time dodie
0 likesyour bath videos are significantly funnier (not that you're not funny normally) I'm sure there's some psychology in this somewhere
0 likes"my vision begins to go." lmaooo i'm fucking dead
0 likesI wrote this on you last video but I'm posting it here as well in hopes that you will read it
0 likesdear dodie (lower case d),
Like most things, this feeling will not last forever. I'm sure you already know this but I have had to remind myself of this a few times before. I haven't had to experience what you are going through but please know that you have a community on this plateform and many others that you can seek a place of refuge in. Sometimes you let us into your personal life and I feel so honored that you choose to share intimate things about yourself with us.
I have been watching you videos for a few years now and every now and again you remind me that one day I must meet you just to give you a hug. Sometimes out of confort for you and I alike but also to show my appriaction for you.
You will have the memories whether physical or not.
Sorry for the long post but I wanted to share how repected, cherished and loved you are.
Just keep continuing.
From Courteney
x
(@courteneyc167)
This is the most bizarre and incredible story in the world
0 likessadness is a reminder of the fact that you can still feel.
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" hahaha
0 likesHow is it possible to love and individual so much and I haven't even ever met her or ever talk to her before..... oh my what is feeling.
0 likesI choked when she said she had a brother omg
0 likesThis video was just so funny oml
0 likesI NEED to write fuck in someone's hat! hahahaha great video :)
0 likesI hope he still gives you some money 😂
0 likeswhen I was younger I absolutely HATED getting in trouble (still do tbh) and one time i gave myself a hicky on my arm I was like 12 but I didn't quite know that's what it was and my parents saw it and were like "what's going on why do you have a hicky?"I thought they they were mad. so I fucking lied and said I had no clue. they thought that either someone had beaten me up and it was a bruise or some boy gave me a hicky without permission. i tried to blame it on my brother. but eventually confessed and they were so confused why I lied
0 likesIt was so badass to film this while bathing! This should be more of a thing for women on youtube! #CombatPrudeCulture
0 likesIM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I DID THE SAME THING I WROTE FUCK ON MY COUSIN'S WALLS WHEN I WAS LIKE 4 OH MY G O D
0 likesOh, my god -- I cannot imagine my parents even looking at my brother to see he'd might've wrote a nasty word. It sucks to be an older sibling. xD
0 likesI love you dodie! Mind putting me on your snapchat? c:
0 likeswhen i was five, my parents moved out of the house i was born in, because my mom was pregnant and there wasn't enough room for four in the house. in protest, i did some painting on the walls with sharpie markers, just to, you know, ensure that nobody would buy the house and we would still live in it. didn't work, of course, but i entertained (more or less) my parents with (what accidentally looked like) a huge dolphin on my bedroom wall. on the day of moving out they had to copy the "dolphin" for me on some paper so i could paint it on the walls in the new house. needless to say, i was never allowed to copy the dolphin (but i got revenge for it in my new room with text markers)
0 likes'the egg rises' me when i get out of bed
0 likesOMG! I love this!!
0 likesdodie you are me. I would write naughty words in people things or write them on notes to people and lie to my parents and then break. my mom didn't like it but my dad found it so funny. my dad reacted like your because he taught me all my swear words because he would get very angry at aston villa matches. can I just mention that this still happens because I'm only 13
0 likesthis was cute
0 likesI LOVE THIS, ART
0 likesHow are you so precious.
0 likesDodie, you are so gorgeous😍
0 likesyour eyes are especially beautiful and amazing here yes
0 likesHANG ON A MINUTE why did you fill the kettle up through the pour hole?
0 likesI once cut my fringe off at school in year 2 (age 7) under the table with left handed scissors with my right hand. Went home, put a wolly hat on. Mum knew what I'd done, dad comes upstairs. 'Why are you wearing a hat inside. It's baking, take the hat off' I didn't want to take it off. The hat came off. Sadly no pictures were taken but I'd love to have seen myself with a full had of hair, I had a bit of a bowl, and no fucking fringe. Classic.
0 likesi think i'm in love with your hair
0 likesgah you are so perfect and wondrous and I can't take your perfection and wondrousness
0 likesmy brother learnt the word 'fuck' from someone at school when he was 5 (so I was 3), and he came home saying it, which I picked up on. in the course of one day, a 5 and 3 year old learnt the word 'fuck', what a mad time. my dad says he felt like his life was over
0 likesMoral of story, when you're feeling jealous write 'fuck' on the label of a small child's hat. Is the hat still around?
0 likesomg omg so when I was about 7 I was obsessed with the rugrats ESPECIALLY the ps1 games. I thought I had them all but one day I went to my mum's friends house and I also went snooping upstairs because the lady's daughter didn't want to play handstands because she was a year older than me. Well I found she had some rugrats games too just like me and GLISTENING in the stack of games was "Totally Angelica" a rugrats game I hadn't seen before and I melted. I was sweating, panicking and feeling angry but also excited because I knew I was going to do something I shouldn't. At first I went to scratch the disk with my bracelet because I knew she didn't deserve something like this but as I was about to my mum shouted up the stairs because we were leaving. In a panic I put the disk down my tights and ran down the stairs. When we were in the car saying our goodbyes to them at the door the little girl came out crying that her games were all messy and she couldn't find Totally Angelica. I had to go back in and help her look for a game that was uncomfortably digging into my belly when we eventually gave up and we went home. In the car home my mum said "I know what you've done Jasmine and don't think you're keeping that game. I didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone but that game is going straight back!" I cried and begged Mum not to call the police. I think that was when I stopped being too naughty because I really did think I was facing prison.
0 likesi got second hand anxiety from this
0 likes"my litte dodie wrote fuck!!! IN SOMEBODY'S HAT"
0 likesHow to make your father proud 101
0 likesAww dodie
0 likesI once put a barbie doll into my big brothers school bag when he was about 7 bc obviously the worst thing a boy could possible do is have barbie dolls
0 likesAt 0:15 I thought 'fuck in Adams hat' was a song title 😂
0 likesThumbnail is so on point.
0 likesI love you so much ♥
0 likesWhen you said you watch Jackie chan on Cartoon Network i got so happy because when I ask people if they watch it they look at me as if I was making it up like every childhood film and then show like the quest to Camelot and the swan princess and I hope your having a nice day
0 likesThat title + your cheeky wee expression in the thumbnail
0 likesalternate title: bath bantz part 2 :D
0 likesI bet you could sell that hat for sooo much money now
0 likesDodie help I just watched la la land and I can't stop crying aghhghghhhh
2 likesoh my pete wentz this is the funniest thif
0 likeswell that was akward :3 <3
0 likesBrilliant 😋
0 likesi'm laughing because the ad before that vid was for A Cure For Life (i think?) where's there's a girl in a bathtub full of snakes and now dodie's in a bathtub too (minus the snakes). idk it made me laugh.
0 likesOld doddlevloggle mems
0 likesThis is so random but your bathroom has such a nice, bright light
0 likesMine's orange -_-
Chapter one of "Dodie Gone Rogue"
0 likeshey dodie you're cute
0 likesWhy do I always get your notifications an hour after you post ??
0 likesI'm just home from my first ever party because I've always had anxiety about parties but what like nah I have to do this but honestly it felt awful. I think I suffer from depersonalisation and I was there as all these people were drinking and dancing and I just kept thinking why can't I join in? why can't I be happy? but the thought of losing control and blowing the lid off of my barely contained feelings scares me so much so I was just faking everything and trying to act "normal" when really I felt like screaming. I hate myself for this and feel like a failure because I can't be me and be likeable because I don't know what that is and I'm just analysing every situation and I feel like people hate me especially when I can't get to their level and I'm bringing everyone down. I feel shit but watching this and getting that nostalgic feeling for when I maybe didn't think like this and seeing someone else I know goes through this shit smile and laugh made me just stop and breathe. so thank you. thank you so much xxx
0 likes💛💛💛💛
0 likesI still haven't seen La La Land. Still.
0 likesWait why did you do this in the bath?
Why is there like a litre of water in the bath?
So many questions.
Edit:WHY DO YOU USE YOUR PHONE IN THE BATH IPHONES AREN'T WATER RESISTANT
My fav venif so far
0 likesI'm loving vedif
0 likesDODIE IS SO HOT!!!😍😍😍😍
0 likesI'm going to miss vedif.
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Also, Dodie's mum sounds so much like her in 20/30 years.
0 likesWow you have really good skin
0 likesIt's funny how English people are concern about the "F" word when it's like just a common swearing in France ( And when I say common, I mean F common...)
0 likesPs: even there it's weird to me to not write it in order not to chock the audience... ;-)
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Jerem R-N I think so too. I am German and I say fuck quite often but when I went to the UK and used it once, I felt like it was much more of a big deal and it had a lot more meaning to the people there.
1 likeI guess it's just the fact that a foreign language seems less personal.
Like, for example a poetic song sang in German sounds often so cheesy to me but if you translate and sing it in English it doesn't. Is that just me?
Hi, I think it's more like in UK they are a bit more "conservative" and
0 likesso they respect the meaning of words and also they are a bit more
"controlled" by rules. As they still have a royal family when in France
or Germany we did like revolution and so we do not respect anything
"yah!".
About the translation I think it could depends on 2 things, either you did the translation, and then of course it will mean like 10 thousand time more. Or you are a bit like me and you use english only to do "emotional things" like listening music, creation, museum, etc. then your brain will associate English text with something who as a deeper meaning... (what do you think ?)
can i be on your snapchat ple hehe also you look bloody gorgeous HOW
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*pls not ple omg
0 likesThis video has brought back so many horrible, stupid things I have done, but it's still really relaxing. How can I be cringing at my inner self while looking at beautiful and serene Dodie?
0 likesi love you
2 likesthis is too hot. I have to stop watching.
0 likesblessed
0 likesSnapchat squad representing?
0 likesoooooh stunning
0 likesGood thing nobody's ever given you an HONEST opinion of your smog ! Or you would have quit by now !
0 likesI wrote fuck under all the desks in primary school...
0 likesPimple 👑
0 likesNawty dodie
1 likeDon't die before I do.
0 likesDodie your skin looks so much better! What are you doing to it? Mine is so bad lately and nothing I do is helping it :(
0 likesJust stand up.
0 likesthis was when crush
0 likes3:36 butt
0 likesKill me please
Shampoo ??
0 likeswhat.a.rebel
0 likesWhat time will my parents made me cut the grass I cut out the word shit in a lawn
0 likesCan we all just appreciate that dodie decided to record this video completely naked. Like I can understand why.
0 likesBeing naked is great.
IT WAS ME!!!
0 likesI'm called Joe ;3
0 likesI love these chatty videos. I love sitting down and hanging out with dodie and listening to her stories, letting her tell me her problems and just feeling like we're buds
1 likethis made me smile a lot, thank you for cheering me up Dodie
0 likesI love these little young dodie stories, please do more! (:
0 likesI love this! I'm such a nosey person, and I love hearing other people's stories.
0 likesYou are literally the brightest ray of sunshine ever. I absolutely adore you Dodie.
0 likesAlso.. guess what? The sun is YELLOW. DODIE YELLOW <3
This is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you for making my (bit of a shit) day so much better. Thank you for being you.
0 likesI was really not having a great day today but as soon as I watched this video it made me feel so much better. Thank you Dodie :)
0 likesYou have such a good way of storytelling that I can literally imagine little Dodie running up the stairs and going in to a toddler's room and hyperventilating while writing "fuck" in a baseball cap x) It's so great how his mom thought it was "disturbing" and your parents thought it was hilarious x) pretty cool parents you have :p
0 likesdodie this was so funny i laughed the whole way through it, you are such an amazing person XD
0 likesThis was the greatest thing, omg 😂😂 your dad explaining the story gave me life
0 likesI don't know why this video makes me happy. Like I've had such a stressful day and seeing dodie just unwind and just blether makes me forget it all :'') Why is dodie so pure honestly I low-key want to be like dodie, like legit Dodie is my inspiration??? ❤
0 likesthis gave me the laugh I really needed today <3
0 likesyour mum is so cool but your dad is so adorable, i loved the way he talked about naughty dodie 💛😁
0 likesI remember that guilt as a child. Time felt so long and the guilt was too much to bare so you have to blurt it out before it's poison. So funny to think about how your reactions and perception changes so drastically.
1 likethis video made me so happy, it just felt so calm and personal I felt like I was actually there with you. it sounds weird but yea this just have me a really happy feeling in my tum
0 likesThis entire video feels so damn intimate and I absolutely love it in a very poetic way
0 likesi loved the style of this- it felt almost like a documentary with interviews and explanations~
0 likesI can't stop laughing at this story😂 nice don't by the way👌
1 likeEven if you don't see this, dodie I just want you to know that I love you and you've kept me from leaving this world at least once, and I love you for it and you've helped me through so much. I love you dodie ❤️
0 likesOh I laughed so hard watching this video. Thank you for making my day! :p
0 likesThis is adorable!! One time I was really angry at my mum for telling me off to do something and I got really angry and put glue on her pillow???!😂😂
0 likesThis was hilarious. XD It also reminds me of the time I was playing outside my Nan's when I was four, and a girl who lived nearby wrote "sex" on the kerb with chalk and I was so freaked out by this "bad word" that I ran into my Nan's crying. I was the biggest goody-two-shoes ever!
0 likesDodie.
0 likesilysm! you're such a beautiful person. your songs are so amazing and your voice is so calming. whenever i'm having an anxiety attack or if i'm feeling down or having a depressive episode, your music is my go to thing to make me feel better. you're so beautiful inside and out and i find myself constantly re watching your videos. my friends say that i look a lot like you lmao but they also get so annoyed when i talk about you because i literally talk about you all the time and force them to listen to your music whilst i sit in a ball and cry over your overall gorgeousness. you are such an inspiration to me in every way. you've inspired me to start writing my own music (i have never shown anyone but i might one day) and you've inspired me to keep going. i know that i wont be but i definitely hope to one day be featured on your snapchat. thank you so much for everything!!!! i'm so privileged to have been blessed with your gorgeous voice for the past 3 years x
Can i just say how nice it is to watch your videos? Like they're so nice and relaxing and i love when you do these chatty videos and I love you alot
0 likesso funny. Vedif is making my February so much brighter Dodie thank you x
0 likesthis video was so chill and it really calmed me down; vedif and ur snapchat are the two highlights of my day😊
0 likesHaha I love to hear these weird little stories :D
0 likesOh God, can you imagine the little Dodie being bad? :p So cute!
0 likesthat was so funny oh my god
0 likesit's so interesting to hear how parents thought of a situation when you thought they'd be so angry
this story actually made my day THANK YOU
0 likesHonestly I love your bath videos they're so just nice and calming and chill idek
0 likesHonesty this is my favourite VIDIF I dunno why I find this so funny lol love ya Dodieee 💛
0 likesYour story's make me laugh sometimes but I still love them
0 likesomg seven year old Dodie was a scandalous gal, the naughtiest word I knew as a seven year old was probably willy... also loving vedif, highlight of my day 🌹
0 likesI have a cold right now and I must look pretty weird sitting on my couch laughing without using my nose(which is stuffed). And also your snapchat is the best😀
0 likesThis story is beautiful. It reminds me of when my brother called me a bastard for the first time. He was 2. :,)
0 likesI'm actually laughing I loved your parents reactions so much. I did something similar when a really bitchy five year old wouldn't get out of my face, so six or seven year old me gave her three warnings (it was way more than three but I was really scared) but she didn't move so I slapped her right across the face. My uncle was visiting and just pissed himself laughing and my mum said she was proud of me for standing up for myself for like the first time ever. I literally had no confidence or friends and this was like my first act of defiance lmao. We were literally just talking about this last night too bc my friend now is being really horrible about the shit I'm going through at the moment with my health and stuff. Back then slapping someone was the biggest thing I'd had to deal with, and my friends reactions have been a bit like a slap in the face, except for all the wrong reasons, but this problem is so much bigger. I just keep reminding myself that in a few years I'll look back and laugh (I hope)
0 likesHope you have a nice weekend dodes ily a lot 💕💕
her dad seems so english and cute especially when he was like "that was my little dodie!"
0 likesOk but I just love how you share yourself with us, but you still keep somethings private. Mysterious dodie, mysterious.
0 likesI love dodie so much, I really hope I meet her at summer in the city.
0 likeshighkey don't want vedif to end cause these videos being me so much joy
0 likesCan you do vedif all year?? I love them so much, thankyou for making them it makes me so happy when I watch them!! Love you dodie
0 likesI loved that story so fucking much thanks for making my day xx
0 likesoh my god I relate one time I wrote "[my name] was here" on my best friend's desk in elementary school bc I was like "oh cool! I wanna let her know I was here!!" and when I got told off by the teacher and made to clean the desks during recess, I bit my tongue so hard it bled and almost started bawling or passed out bc of how stressed I was 😂😂
1 likeWhen you already knew Dodie had a brother from one of her Q and As 😅 I've been here a while...
2 likesDodie you are beyond awesome! :)
0 likesmoment of appreciation for dodie's dad who wanted to award his seven year old child with money because she wrote a swear word in someone's hat😂
0 likesthat was SO cuteeee and funny. love ya Dodie
0 likesI don't know why I found this so funny, but I'm literally pissing myself :)
0 likesthis was cute, i love these videos :) happy vedif
0 likesman i love dodie. just spat toothpaste out while watching this classic
0 likesDodie I've been your fan for a really long time and I had no idea you had a brother !
1 likethis video brightened my day thank you xxxx
0 likesThis story was brill and totally reminded me of a (kinda) similar childhood story of my own. My brother is 4yrs younger than me. And one day me and him went to his friends house. I must have been about 8 and my bros friend had an awesome electric Thomas the tank engine track. To me this was the coolest thing, but I'm 8 and was embarrassed because I felt to old for trains. But, when my bro and his friend went upstairs, I started using it. But because I had no idea what to do I broke it. I normally would have told, but little me was like no. No one can know I was playing with trains so I hid This broken train. And it was fine, until I got home, broke into tears and admitted everything to my mum.
1 likeI love dodie so much thank u for making me happy
0 likesWhen I was about 4, i was lying in my bed, about to sleep, when I decided to unbutton my onesie/baby grow thing. My mum came up to check on me and asked what had happened after seeing me like this. I obviously panicked and said "CHARLIE (my older brother- about 7 at the time) DID IT!". He, of course, then got told off for doing something he had quite clearly not done. I think that was my first spark of kind of mischief and I don't regret it.
1 likeThat's the new excuse I'm going to use now: "I'm sorry mom, I know I'm out of character" XD
0 likespetition for more dodie in the tub videos i literally watch bath bantz at least once a day
0 likesThe first 20 seconds is legit how I feel after a long day
0 likesMy little Dodie wrote
0 likesFUCK
Your dad sounds so cute and lovely! ❤️
this is hilarious 😂
0 likesDo more bath videos I loveeeee them. Lots and lots.
0 likesthis reminds me of something I did when I was little. Once when I was like 5(?) my mom was in the fining room do taxes and calling the bank and doing grownup stuff. I decide to get cups of water and see if I could throw the water and get it to touch the ceiling. So for about 40 minutes I was getting cups of water and flinging the water at the ceiling, consequencially getting water all over the floor.
0 likeshahaha! I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS!
0 likesyour videos make me so happy tbh
0 likesYour story reminded me of something. We had just moved into my current family house and my brother was like three years old. Anyways there weren't any doors yet and a friend of the family who is a carpenter started putting them but didn't finish the same day. So my brother, who had seen that friend drilling the wood and stuff started scratching one of the walls with his little index finger for nobody knows how long.
0 likesWhen my mother came in and saw that hole (the brick was showing already!!!) she had to hold the laughter when she asked him "what are you doing, David?" and he was like "I'm putting the doors, because apparently nobody else does!!" 😂😂
I did something similar in school. Never did a thing wrong in my life and one day I was overcome with the urge to be bold. I brought a PENCIL into the school bathrooms and GRAFFITIED a tiny (shaky, because I was scared) heart onto the wall of the bathroom stall. Felt sooo guilty and then went back later on to rub it out, but it was so faint I couldn't find it again 😂
0 likesoh my goodness. dodie! this is so funny!
0 likesone time i was naughty. i was in grade 6 and i was very frustrated in math class (i was put up a grade in second semester. ugh year 7 at 11 years of age was an experience). i wrote a very angry letter in my math book saying how stupid my teacher was and how frustrated i was and i think i wrote a swear word (i think my mum burned that book tbh). the next day i had to have a meeting with my mum and teacher lol. i had forgotten that i wrote it. but my parents were maaaaaadddddd. god forbid that their studious goody two shoes of a daughter should be so horrid to a teacher (it never happened again). is it sad that this was probably one of the naughtiest things i ever did during my time at school? how terribly unexciting. actually, one time my class mad a substitute teacher cry. but i wasn't a part of the group of people who did that. but still, we got a solid yelling at by the year 9 coordinator. lol.
love this ahahaha smiling so much
0 likesOh I ALWAYS ended up confessing my crimes to my mom!!! 😂 All she had to do was give me The Look™
0 likesSo I have a similar story.. When I was little (like 4 or 5) I went camping and I was having a shower and being helped/ supervised by my mum. The shower was going cold and I was saying things beginning with 'b' (idk why) it suddenly turned much colder and I exclaimed "BO****KS" I looked at my mum, who looked pretty shocked and I instantly knew I'd said a 'bad' word and burst into tears! To this day I don't swear
1 likeIt's so funny when you grow up and realise how funny the stuff you thought was a big deal when you're a kid and the realisation your family was probably laughing the whole time
0 likesEverytime I did something bad when I was a kid, my instant response was either
0 likes"oh idk no clue what"
or
"oh no no that wasn't me"
I didn't wanna like admit to my bad behaviour but at the same time I wasn't strangling myself because guilt or anything...
I'm a v v bad person inside and I'm not afraid to lie for it or hide it for the rest of my life if that means that no one knows about it lol
this is so cute and funny omg I'm crying
0 likesHi Dodie, I've been watching your videos since a song about charlieissocoollike, you have inspired me in ways I could never have imagined when I began watching your videos. My favourite song is Pas De Duex and I've had the opportunity to meet you 4 times; mcm comic con 2016, sitc 2014, Southend, and December 15th at The 1975's concert. Yet I missed out each time. I wanted you to know that I love you and you- as well as many other youtubers- have helped me with anxiety, social anxiety, nightmares etc. and I couldn't thank you enough xxx❤❤❤💜💜💜
0 likesHahaha "my little DODIE wrote fuck in somebody's hat!!!" awwww this is so cute
0 likesoh no not again! when i went to your ep launch i remember saying to my friends "this is weird because there's just a video of dodie in a bath on the wall" and now there's another! it's not a bad thing, luv the content, just a bit of a shock when you turn round in the youtube space and you see bathtub dodes
0 likesi remember the time my parents took my horse postcards so i cried mascara onto my mums white pillow. revenge is a dish best served cold.
1 likeI think everyone has had that urge to do something bad because everyone has that bad boy/girl instinct deep down inside them. Yea. Okay Marli we get it.
0 likesOn a side note from the beginning of the video! About seeing the things you have in another house and not the house with your family you grew up in- I, as a child of a very young mother, moved around A LOT as a child. By time I was ten years old we had lived in countless apartments and almost a dozen houses. Moving from place to place was a very almost disorienting experience. I had a lot of friends who grew up in the house they lived from almost birth and knew all the of the neighbors and was very movie picturesque almost. But seeing things in different houses/apartments was always the strangest thing. I always felt almost a sort of deja vu when we moved, and unpacked everything and tried to find places for all of our kitchen stuff and all that. It was really noticeable when I was in fifth grade and we finally found a house to settle down in, which we have lived in for a little over 9 years now, and after about a year, I was tense and kind of just awkward as if I was just waiting for my mother to tell me that we were moving again and had to pack everything up. Having to pack and move all your family stuff is hard but it definitely brings new things!
0 likes(Absolutely love your videos by the way!! :) )
7 year old Dodie lived a thug life (also you are incredibly pretty without makeup how do you do it)
0 likesI love this style of video!
0 likesalso this video is so cute you're so adorable omg
0 likesThe image of a small child thinking really hard about the worst word they can think of to write in a hat will always make me giggle 😂I love this video and I love vedif ☺️☺️
0 likesThis is a hilarious story! Kids do the weirdest things!
0 likeslmao i relate to this. when i was like 8 i wrote 'shit' on a sticky note because i was a rebel and i felt so guilty afterwards i ran to my dad and cried. oops.
0 likesi just really love dodie
0 likesyour skin looks so clear!!! i'm so jealous 😢😢😢
0 likesthis reminded me of a time when i was maybe 10 or 11 and it was school holidays so both my younger brothers had friends round and for some reason we would all go out onto the driveway to watch the garbage truck go round the street and my brothers friends decided to throw rocks and sticks at the back of the truck UNTIL it stopped and the man got out and everyone SHAT themselves and legged because they thought they were in trouble but he was just getting out to pick something off the road that fell out of a bin. (this has nothing to do wit your story but i just remembered it and i thought i'd share)
0 likesthe fact that 7-year-old Dodie wrote fuck in a hat is my new favourite thing
0 likes"Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!"
0 likesWhen I was about seven my sister and I snuck into our neighbors house and we were good friends with them and all, but they didn't know we were inside until they went upstairs and saw us hiding behind the curtains and we were just looking around we didn't want to steal anything but we are we were the same way we wanted to just look and see what everyone else had and then he found us and took us over to our house and my parents were like "we were wondering where you guys went." We were gone for like a solid 30 minutes! My parents watched us well!!
0 likesyou slay even without makeup
0 likesWhen I was younger my mum was looking after me and a friend, and she was giving us a spelling test at the time, and I must have thought to myself "I'm so so bad at these spellings and don't know any of them so let's not try" and then I must have been like "well I have to write something down don't I" I ended up writing words like stupid and idiot. I remember being so so scared whilst writing down these words which at the time where the most horrible words I knew. But looking back on it now (like how it does for you) I've realised the reason i was doing it, because i didn't want to be the girl who's bad at spelling so I was trying to take another route out I guess (oh and for the attention of course) I don't quite remember the conveniences but I do remember my mum being very angry and probably sending me to the naughty step ! Ahahah xxx ps. I loved this video!
1 likeomg this is great😂
0 likesWhen I was little, maybe 8 or 9, I had a friend who I didn't really like much but she was the only other homeschooled kid I knew so we had to get along. Once, she came round my house with her mum and we went to play. She decided she wanted to "prank" one of my brothers (he's a year older than me and was a sensative kid). We thought of things we could do that we'd seen in cartoons like buckets of water above doors etc. We (mainly she) decided that I should draw on the blind in his bedroom. I grabbed my purple marker, snuck into his room, and scribbled a "scary" face, and ran back to my bedroom. Once she had gone, my brother had found what I'd done and I might be remembering this wrong but I'm pretty sure he cried. He was upset, to say the least. I got sent to my room for the rest of the day no matter how much I insisted it wasn't my idea, and only now I'm wondering if my parents weren't as angry about it as they made out to be.
1 like"the egg rises" i dont know why i found that so funny oh dear
0 likesI love you
0 likesyour existence makes me happy
when I was about 10, I brought a birthday candle up to my room and lit it just because I liked the look and the smell. it wasn't lit for more than 5 minutes, but it was enough to leave a smell. when my dad came home, he noticed and asked if I had done anything. I, much like you, denied anything and he just left the room. but the guilt was too much. I ended up asking him to go fly a kite with me outside WHERE THERE WAS NO WIND, and wrote a confession letter and hid it under my pillow. the note was so dramatic ("I know I'm a horrible child. I'll understand if you hate me forever etc., etc.) that I can't help but laugh now. I locked myself in the bathroom after. dad came to me and said that even though he was disappointed, he wouldn't hate me forever. a peace offering of cottage cheese was given, and now I smile every time I think about it :)
0 likesThis has to be my favorite vedifCry laughingLiteral tears
0 likesas an American, it tripped me out and hearing a British voice on an answering machine
0 likesdodie i will say this until i die but your teeth are so loVELY and straight. i have so much appreciation for people with nice teeth and u are one of those people
0 likesHAHAHAH i love naughty dodie
0 likesi was texting my boyfriend when a dodie notif comes on and i type "OH FUCK" and leave the convo and then he keeps calling and when i finally answer he asks "aRE YOU OKAY??" and i legit said "AHHAHA SORRY BABE DODIE" and he was so understanding 😂😂
0 likesYour parents are me as a parent omg
0 likesThis story made me remeber a little story. I am a sugar addict and it's been like that since i can remember, so once my mum brought a chocolate for her and put it on the fridge, when she walked out to do something, i ran to the fridge and ate all the chocolate, my mum came back and when she opened the fridge the chocolate was gone, so she put my sisters and i together and asked who ate her chocolate, i, of course lied and she started laughing so hard because i had chocolate all over my face, hahahahha. it's awesome being sometimes a naughty kid.
0 likesI balanced a bucket of water over my door once and called my mum upstairs and as she came into my room she opened the door and got soaked. She was FURIOUS. I think I shocked myself that I'd done that too haha.
0 likesReally random but Dodie omg what did your to me... I saw La La Land yesterday because of your video and I'm still not over it. It was so beautiful, I cried so much
0 likesActually made my day...
0 likesYour parents are so cute
0 likesBHAHA I LOVE LITTLE DODIE
0 likes"I wanted to give you money"
0 likesnow THAT'S the type of swear jar I can work with
pls pay me for my profanity
I remember writing 'fuck' on a tiny peice of paper when I was like 6. My mom found it later and asked me and my sister who it was. I lied and my sister ended up getting the blame.
0 likeswhen your dad says "my little dodie" aw
0 likesdodie the way you sing to the 1975 is the exact same as i do. okay that's all
0 likesThis reminds me of when I befriended some new people when I around eight who
0 likessworedun dun dun(!) Because of this I remember going to the park with them and stubbing my toe so I whisper-yelled 'fuck' in my little scrawny eight yr old voice. I was so upset afterwards because I had previously vowed to myself that I would never swear. I bottled it up for a day before I cracked and cried in front of my mum. Simpler times eh?I wish I could jumpcut my life like the intro
0 likesthe thought of you setting up your camera inside and then pretending to enter the house again just for a 3 second long clip is amusing to me idk why
0 likesI have the same shampoo! Daddy O from Lush-IT smells AMAZING! Like Parma violets lol
0 likesWow I was such a boring child, I was too scared to do anything like this, but I feel like my parents would've reacted the same way😂😂
0 likesI'm crying swearing kids is the funniest thing :''''')
0 likesHey doodie. I've been watching your videos for about 3 month thanks to a friend. i was wondering if you can do a cover. the song is Hariloom by Sleeping Atlast. It's one of my favorite songs. I think you might like it :)
0 likesThis reminded me of the time I wrote "shit" on my brother's wooden bunk bed
0 likesHey Dodie you're great and also can I be on your snapchat 🤗🤗
0 likesIs it just me or does Dodie's dad sound like Emma Blackery's dad? Sisters Confirmed™
0 likes"A bit younger than me" he's 5 (I know what you mean but I laughed so hard what am I)
0 likesI'm crying omg, I once decided to be a rebel and post a note through a girls door saying I didn't like her when I was like 8
0 likes"FUCK" is now my favourite dodie's lyrics.
0 likesAs a kid me and my brother (at like 4 yo) we used to swear in secret. As in. Sometimes when our parents would leave us alone together we'd be like OOH says lots of swear words while giggling and one day when I was like 4 we were in the car while our mum was shopping. We were like OK SAY YOUR LAST EVER SWEAR WORD WE WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN, and that was it. 😂 didn't swear till I was 12
0 likes"I wanted to give you money" - #dadlad
0 likesProud parent moment. "My Dodie wrote fuck."
1 likeYAY THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BDAY!!!
0 likesI smashed my phone screen while watching this
0 likesWorth it tho
omg I did something similar except I wrote shit on the wall under some peeling wallpaper and it was only discovered when we redecorated the room 4 years later
0 likesMoving to uni three years ago was really sad and nostalgic because I felt like my childhood was over and I had to clear loads of stuff like bags of stuff from the end of every year at school like paintings, stories etc, but now I'll be moving back to the family home when I graduate in summer and its so weird because I almost have two homes and I'll have to leave this one behind now. Why does change happen i can't deal.
0 likesSo I watched Dodie's Snap chat before this, and no, Dodie I am NOT asking to be put in your story or anything...but you can if you want to. Anyway! Your parents reaction would, and will always be my reaction, when my kids grow up and start doing stuff like this. I think it is a mixture of both, hilarity, and embarrassment, mostly because they won't know what they're really saying, and also the fact that really...in reality its not that big of a deal. I dunno, those are just my thoughts!
0 likesWhen I was little and would go to people's houses for dinner (parents friends and what-not). When using the bathroom I'd snoop through their things and mess with stuff (i.e. mix perfumes in bottles, put soap on toothbrushes, squeeze toothpastes and things down the sink so they'd have less stuff). Wasn't doing it maliciously, just felt mischievous 😏
0 likesjust watched your SNAPCHAT about comments asking to be on your SNAPCHAT lol love u loads
1 likei love this
0 likesdodie how many times have you seen LA LA land? im currently on 5 :))))))
0 likesI hope you had a good day, mine was quite shit.
0 likesYou're so so pretty! 💙
0 likesI have a candle like that 😱 I made it 🙃
0 likesThat is so funny and random omfg
0 likesI feel like I've done that too.
0 likesone time when i was somewhere between 5-7 so let's just assume i was 6. i was sent to my room because i probably threw a fit or something and after i was done sulking and being angry about getting in trouble i was filled with boredom. at the time me and my older sister shared a room and she had a bottle of perfume out on the dresser. trying to fill my time and also get out some extra rage i started to spray it EVERYWHERE. then i got really close to the wall and would spray perfume directly onto the wall and door and basically everything so that it left little wet circles on things. then my mom came to get me from my timeout and she saw that i had done this and potentially ruined the paint on the walls. she asked me if i did it and of course i lied but of course it was me because i was in the room alone no one else did it. moral of the story don't let me near perfume when i'm filled with rage or else i'll spray on your walls
0 likeshahaha the noise at 4:28
0 likesJoe's parents must still be angry I mean just look at the dislikes
0 likesYou're so beautiful you make me cry
0 likesNext time more of a peek inside the tub? ;)
0 likesI once was at the dining table eating with my mum and i kept doing something that she didnt like. I cant remember what but i kept doing it and she kept telling me off and i wasnt listening and just kept going so she hit my hand (not abusively) and she had never done that before and i was so shocked i went storming away to my room and i had heard if you sucked your skin it would bring blood to the surface and make it all red so i kept doing that where she hit me until it was bright red and looked like a bruise and then i went downstairs and showed her and she felt awful. I had to go to karate that night and the whole time i was in there i felt awful about lying. Then when she picked me up she looked so sad and said "Holly, im really sorry. I didnt think i had hit you hard at all. I wouldnt have done that. But im sorry that i must have and i hope your ok" AND I FELT AWFUL!! I burst out crying and told her i was lying and she grounded me for 2 weeks hahahah. What a little shit i was
0 likesI'm going to write fuck in all of my hats now
1 like"My little Dodie wrote FUCK" lol
0 likesTHE EGG RISES
0 likesDodie if u see this you should put me on your Snapchat bc ily
0 likesI didn't know any swears until I was about 10. I don't know why it was this way but I remember when I was about 7 I lied by saying I knew what the F word was because somehow I thought that would make me cool but when my parents asked me what it was I had no clue and I was really embarrassed. I'm pretty sure I did it just so I could figure out what it was because I was curious.
0 likesAll I'm asking is to show up on the SnapChat!!
0 likesPlease can you do a cover of The Internet Is Here by Dan and Phil. It would literally complete my life 🌞🦄
0 likesI love vedif & this video so much
0 likescan you do a video with Ian please omg
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OMG ITS SPELLED IAIN WHAT MY LIFE JUST CHANGED
0 likesTHE EGG RISES - jessie
0 likesI wrote bitch on an eraser in 3rd grade and my parents were so mad
0 likesokay but what shampoo was that? it was purple and i need it!!
0 likesur a brave soul dodie if i wrote "fuck" NOW i'd get murdered
0 likeshey Dodie it's my birthday lol thanks for doing vedif, otherwise you wouldn't have uploaded on ma bday, ly
1 likewhen I was seven I would of probably written poo tbh
0 likesnice lil story
0 likesThis is so funny. Children are so odd.
0 likesThis be my fave vedif yet yayaya
1 likebath bantz part 2
0 likesDodie is my Religion
0 likesI've been blessed
0 likesyou're so beautiful i love you so much
0 likes#CoolStoriesWithNakedDodie
0 likes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0 likesi once colored my entire bottom half PURPLE.
0 likesaww
0 likesaw ily dodie
0 likesAt 0:19 is that dodie yellow though ?
1 likeoooooOOOOOH NAUGHTY DODIE OMMMMMMMMMMMN
0 likesoooooOOOOOH NAUGHTY DODIE OMMMMMMMMMMMN
0 likesi cannot believe u dodie. how naughty
0 likesum......DODIE HELP ME IDIOTS KEEP CHASING ME AFTERSCHOOL AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EVER
0 likesyas I have the same name as your mom
0 likesIM SNORTING WHY WOULD YOU ONF
0 likesAwake at 1am squad
0 likeshey im a newish sub, what is she saying in her outro
0 likesWould it be possible to talk to you sometime
0 likesWas that a scooter...?
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Roar B yup
0 likesMy brother is called Joe and has a brother called Adam no fucking joke
1 like''yESMOMIMCOMING''
0 likesThe swear word bit is funny but INSIDE A HAT?!???? WHO THINKS OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!
0 likesIs this the video you asked manager josh if you could post .
0 likesStole a bike. Got caught by the police
0 likespause at 3.20 and cApTion it
0 likesWhy edit the part of you undressing, we are all adults here! It would of been nice to see your beauty.
0 likes😍😍😍😍😍
0 likesnottea doughdi
0 likesO.M.G. Lololololololol
0 likesheeeeyyy my names adam.
0 likesjust wanted to mention that.
god i am so excited to have kids and to experience hilarious stuff like that hahahah😂😂 dodie, i always knew you were cheeky af
1 likeOH MY GOD hearing your parents talk about it is so cute. This was a very chilled vedif, I do like
1 likethis story is so cute!! the way your parents were proud of you! adorable☺️
0 likesI havent been feeling too good recently and this video just helped to cheer me up a little, thank you dodie. I love all your videos as they help me to smile <3
0 likesYou uploading makes me so happy 💕 it's currently 9:39am and I had a pretty shitty day yesterday but waking up to a Dodie upload makes it all kind of better 💕
0 likesThank you for being a ray of sunshine in my life
I laughed so hard at this. Dodie you've made my day!
0 likesThat was SUCH a delightful story! I giggled the whole way through!
0 likesthis is hilarious! kudos to your folks for being so chill i wouldve laughed so hard omg
0 likesThis was the funniest part of my day, I tip my hat to you dodie.
1 likeHaha hat. Get it.
I'll let myself out.
thank you so much for making me happy when I feel shit. your so inspiring, thank you. x
0 likesi love this type of videos, they feel so personal and like we are just hanging out together talking about silly memories
0 likesLove when you're so good as a kid that parents just have a hard time keeping a straight face when you actually do something "bad"
0 likesDodie, I love you so much. You are an inspiration to me and honestly i never miss watching your videos. You're so strong and carry on uploading and keeping your audience happy even when you're feeling shit. I love you, stay strong. And remember even if you're not okay now, there's gonna be tomorrow❤️❤️
0 likesThis is honestly so funny and something I would of done when I was younger and be wondering why the hell I did it now 😂 it's so great that your videos are equally funny as creative and talented xx
0 likesHey Dodie, another great video i must say your love for la la land is so amazing and you never fail to brighten up my day, even if on that day you're not feeling so 'bright' I think to share personal stuff as well as the "fun times" woo 🎉 is really good of you! It's nice to have someone who is so down to earth and not obsessed with fame on YouTube. I can't wait to see you next month. I've been counting down since day one. Also, thank you for making revision possible, your songs and covers help me focus so much, if only I could have it in the exam. But then again. It could be a 6/10 if I did that. Ha! (Sorry I'll stop) okay byeeee! 💕
0 likesI'm 20 seconds in and I have to say that I love how you show tiny bits of you doing things to show what you're doing despite this being irrelevant to the video's actual content (I think, I'm inly 29 seconds in). And I love how they're perfect shots that capture the perfect moments. I'd like to be a film director/maker/person and holy crap I want to use such editing for something. Sorry for the meaningless/pointless comment, just wanted to appreciate how you film and edit
2 likeshi! Love ya dodie!! hope you're feeling better soon about your childhood home. You're a huge inspiration to me! Also good luck being sober! 😊😘
0 likesoml love this story- I can just picture 7-year old dodie hyperventilating while confessing to two struggling-not-to-laugh parents
0 likesI love this because that's exactly how my dad would have reacted as well 😂
0 likesHonestly I love you so much. You're one of the most beautiful and talented and just great person ever and your music is so good I am amazed by everything you do and you're great dodie
0 likesYou are just so lovely, thank you for sharing your thoughts, life, and story with us. Each day is a gift. ❤
0 likesit was such a cute and funny vid... made my heart mushy💗
0 likesnot seeing a vid from you one day left a void in my soul tbh BUT THIS WAS SO CUTE DODIE I LOVE U
0 likesOmg can I just express how happy it makes me seeing you have uploaded a new video!!! I love you and your videos so much and I love your songs too!!! You inspire me so much and actually was the reason I made my channel but that's not important. You are like one of those people on earth who are just too precious for this world 💖 Thank you so much for everything!! I hope you read this and smile because you deserve all the happiness in the world
0 likesOMG YESS!!! This was so funny and I loved the editing it was so cute and felt really cosy like we were just having a chat. Nice song choices on your Snapchat story bye-I've recently started listening to all of Tessa's songs and now I'm OBSESSED: especially with Haze, Not Over You, Dream and Sorry I'm Not Sorry, and the 1975-I love them! And also your adorable interpretive dance to Loving Someone :D
0 likesthis reminds me of the time when I threw soap out my bathroom window because I wanted to change it then freaked out because I thought it wouldn't melt 😂
0 likesLolol this is fantastic. Dodie you bring me so much joy!
0 likeshey dodie i appreciate your existence thank you for being you
0 likesI love Dodie so much she's so amazing!!!!
0 likesOmg this is so funny i love cringy childhood stories it makes me feel more normal for all the traumatic things that have happened to me Lol its great how we can look back on these things and laugh
0 likesDo you ever just get overwhelmed with Dodie amazingness
0 likesOMG! This video was hilarious . I cannot stop laughing😂
0 likesI remember breaking a door at my old school once. It didn't get caught on cctv and no one ever found out who did it. I also set off a fire alarm and put the blame on someone else who was near me during the time and I never got into trouble. Lol loved the video dodie
0 likesI've been feeling super duper down but I am getting a therapy appointment soon! But every single time, I will find a dodie video to watch. You cheer me up infinitely dodes. thank you! I find myself smiling so much at the end of each video, so thank you for keeping my brain together
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My parents are selling my family home too but I still live here, I'll have to move and I'm so scared, I'm not going to have my home anymore, so I empathise dodie, I'm sure we'll be okay
0 likes"That was my Dodie!" That was adorable
0 likesI've missed videos like this 💙
0 likesthank you for the video x
1 likethey always brighten my dag
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Dag?
1 likeare you kidding me?
can I really not spell
i love you allot btw, i got fringe because of you, and then i donated 13 inches of hair because i loved your hair, and i got fairly lights. everything you do inspires me and i get really happy watching your videos. i almost went to your tour in the us, but it fell through and i cried for a month. ilysm, never stop making videos!
0 likesSooooo relatable, I'm howling! x
0 likesYour the most relatable person I know.. You've helped me through good and bad and brought me closer to friends.. I love you and couldn't live without your music.. Ps I'm going to your tour and I can't wait!!!
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Also put me on Snapchat squad 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉
0 likesno but really, as much as i absolutely adore your music/other videos these are my favourite bc it feels like i know you. and you sit down and chat with me and i just drop my panicked mind, i drop my stress (i stress about everything and when there's nothing to stress about i stress about not being stressed) and it's just really nice. i feel calm and now i've lost where i was going with this but i just want to thank you for that <3
0 likesI don't know why but this is the funniest thing right now xDD SO SCANDALOUS!!!! :D Thanks for sharing this :'D
0 likesthis was oddly adorable and I relate to bby Dodie so much tbh because I think I did something vaguely similar but GOT AWAY WITH IT HA
0 likesI love your authenticity and regularity. Not meaning you're ordinary but you're normal which is soooooo relatable so I love your talky vloggy videos
0 likesthis is so fun i love this so much i could listen all day
0 likesHaha that's fucking comedy gold. I can just imagine your parents absolutely dying of laughter about this whole ordeal.
0 likesthis is so funny oh my god
0 likesmy parents would have grounded me for 10 years 😂
I hope your feeling slightly better dodie. Your helping me a lot with this problem I'm having. xx 🐛💕
0 likesHaha omfg Dodie can we have more of these please -- something like Bathtime Bonanza >_<
0 likesomg you look so mischievous in the thumbnail it's amazing
0 likesBAHAHA NAUGHTY DODIE IS MY HERO
I can relate a lot to your parents as an older sister.
1 likeMy little sister once wrote her name on the fridge. She was two, maybe three. We knew it was her because her name begins with a "K" and she always wrote her "K's" backwards.
When I questioned her about why her brother would write her name on the fridge - that was her excuse - she said that he did it and copied how she wrote to get her into trouble.
I knew it was her and I couldn't do anything because her point was so valid. My mum just stood there laughing :')
That's just adorable😂😂
0 likesi keep forgetting about vedif and i get really excited everytime i see a new video (: love you dodie
0 likesOmg I'm in bed and I think I'm going to piss myself cuz I'm laughing so hard (like dodie's dad)
0 likesYour skin has been looking so good lately :)
0 likesOh my gosh I'm the same way. Any time I do anything even a bit wrong I can't stand it and end up crying about it to my mom.
0 likesthis seems like something i would do too haha😂 can i be in your snapchat also? haha loves this video😂
0 likesSo last night I went to see La La land, it was probably one of the most gorgeous movies I've ever seen if not the best movie I've ever seen. At the beginning of the film dodie walks into the cinema and my heart literally stops, my favourite youtuber, there in the flesh. When the film was finished I practically forced my mum to wait until she walked out of the cinema room. I run up the stairs from the toilet and super nervously ask if she was dodie, we had a wonderful little conversation about the film and music. Dodie if you ever read this I regret not saying more, I wish I had told you that I preferred your version of city of stars to the real one, and I wish I had told you how brilliant and beautiful I think you are. Thank you
0 likesHi dodie I know that you're never gonna see this but,
0 likesI just wanna say you and your music has helped me a fuck ton this past year. Its helped me get through so much family shit, friend drama etc.
Each song you make has such a great ''story'' behind, such meaning and I appreciate it.
Thank you dodie so much I can tell tell you how grateful I am that I found your videos.
Love you!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
this is literally so hilarious tho
0 likesyou should make this like a series
0 likesrelax, come do it (talk in a bath) lol wtf
OH MY LORD dodie i love you. I'm a 14 year old girl and all I see on YouTube is the ideas morning routines and the perfect sides to everyone's lives. I'm so so grateful you show us the vulnerable side of life that everyone has but no one has the guts to share. All your videos make me smile or cry or learn something and your songs...UGH your songs are beautiful. I even learnt the ukulele in 2015 to be like you. Thank you for everything. Your late nights of editing and all your hard work pays off, even if it's just kids like me who watch your channel and smile. Thankyou :) xxx
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*ideal morning routines
1 like'i wanted to give you money' lol i was laughing already but that bit got me
0 likesOh my gosh!!! You have a brother named Ian?? That's so adorable!! My brothers name is Ian!!
0 likesOmg I'm imagining little Dodie doing that and your parents trying not to laugh and it's just hilarious!!
0 likesBTW I don't understand why is people so surprised that you have a brother... I knew it already and it can only be because you said it in a video before? Maybe years ago? Or maybe Twitter or Snapchat?? I don't really know why, but I knew 😂😂
i love the bath videos
2 likesOh Dodie, I've done worse as a kid and it's slowly eating me alive and when I started confessing to my parents they tried to get more answers out of me and got really pissed and I'm really scared
0 likesi feel like we all have a little bit of seven year old dodie in us
0 likesVedif is making me so happy honestly
1 likeBy the way I came from snapchat soo
yOO I loved your bath vlog last time and the random crap in it sweet
0 likesi just absolutely peoples stories from childhood. I mean i love that children dont have a clear idea of what they can and cant do really. like when i was i kid i would stress out and cry when i teared the toilet paper not in the "dotted" place cause i thought u r not supposed to do that and parents would be mad at me. amazing.
0 likesyour dad is hilarious omg
0 likesI have kind of a similar story. I was young, probably 7, and my brother was 5. I was mad at him for something. We used to bicker quite a bit. To get out my frustration without actually hurting him, I took a pen and wrote "[Brother's Name] is stupid" on a lampshade. Why a lampshade, I may never know. The worst part was when my mom came home and I got caught. I was a really good kid and it must have been a weird situation to catch someone in.
0 likesThis was hilarious.
0 likesNoice storytime this is the content I subbed for thanks
0 likesDodie you little rebel 😂
0 likesDodie was and still is a savage
0 likesBest video. i need 10 more like this :')
0 likesWhat an inspiring child
0 likeshey Dodie, i know you like these comments so im just gonna say hi. hey Dodie. How are you> i hope you're ok. i hope Hedy's ok and your bro and your mum and da and two cats. i hope that you're coping well and youre living well with the sober stuff - well done btw. im 13 and i don't drink (wel..) but congrats so far - also i love la la land so much! i saw it with my gf and we had our first kiss and without you I wouldn't have even thought of seeing it, so thank you for giving me the thought of the most magical time of my life so far. also yes im gay WHOOP, you are my role model and you always have been. i hope everything is well in your life because it deserves to be, love one of your doddlers and love you so much, keep smiling,
0 likesKezia (kez-ee-ah)
BLESS YOUR BONES BABY DODIE
0 likesI cried laughing.
0 likesCan you do a skincare vid your skin is lookin so gooood xx
0 likesYou skin looks so clear omg
0 likesi am dying omg this is great XD
0 likesYou look super pretty in this video ❤❤❤
2 likesomg that was funny 😂😂😂
0 likesI love natural Dodie. So beautiful
0 likesthis story sums up my childhood oh my god
0 likesDodie I think you need to watch "Sing street" it's a great movie but there's one scene (Drive it like you stole it) and I think a number of the main characters might be wearing "dodie yellow" ribbons in their hair ⭐️ even if they're not it's a pretty fab movie/musical anyway x
0 likesI would love to be on your snap story 💕
0 likesThis is amazing!
0 likesI LOVE YOU DODIE AND YOUR SNAPCHAT
0 likesim laughing omg thats iconic
0 likesI just am so happy now thank you
0 likesDodie i love you so much!
0 likes0:14 OOH DODIE THAT BRA (bralette?) IS SO CUTE WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!
1 likeyour skin is so clear!! Do you have any techniques to get clear skin x
0 likes7 y/o Dodie: "hahaha I wrote fuck in a hat haha I'm so funny"
0 likes7 y/o me: hahaha accidentally cut my finger on a stapler and cried more about saying crap than the actual blood on my hand
I KNOW YOU SAID NO BUT PLEASE PRINCESS DODIE OF SNAPCHAT <3
0 likesfuck I love your vocabulary it sounds so British and satisfying and I need you to make another asmr video soon (btw I am British but i am sort of posh northern)
0 likesOkay my version of the naughty thing was that when I was younger I was a really fussy eater and my mum used to give me sausage rolls but I only liked the pastry and I HATED the sausage part, I used to eat the pastry and hide the sausage behind our TV cabinet because my mum never cleans behind there aND ONE DAY SHE FOUND THEM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHY the fuck IS THERE MOUKDY SAUSAGES BEHIND OUR TV CABINET AHAHAHAHA
0 likesAre you gonna make a bath video in every "video everyday in __" bc it's amazing
0 likesomg idk why but i loved watching you shampoo your hair
0 likesohmygod dodie you are the best i fucking love you
0 likesLmfaooo that's so adorable and cute akahslshdoshdskf
0 likesYOUR SKIN LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER YAY
0 likesYOU LOOK SO NICE IN THIS!!!!!
0 likesPUT ME ON YOUR SNAPCHAT DODIE!!💗 ILOVEU
0 likesone time i ate my own yoghurt and said my brother ate it just for plain mischief
0 likesI remember in Year 6 there were these two guys in pe and they were being so fecking annoying so I mouthed F off to them
0 likesAnd then proceeded to bawl my eyes out
this vid has such a nice aesthetic !!
0 likesthis is such a nice cute lil video tyy
0 likes'i wanted to give you money'😂😂
0 likesthis vedif was sick but being on your snapchat would be awesome ;))))
0 likesWhen we were kids we were not allowed to write or draw on the walls and I wanted to do it so bad so my genius idea was to write my brother's name on things bc that obviously wasn't going to be made by me (at least i thought lmao)
0 likes:3333 Love it
0 likesI wanna be seen on snapchat!!
0 likesOmg I was a little demon when younger, like I used to play with things I shouldn't, and one time I was playing with matches and I actually set fire to the dinner table, like¿? now I laugh about it but I cried so hard that day
0 likeslmao, incredible
0 likesI fucking love you so much omg you are my literal idol and I love you so much omg ur my actual wallpaper on my phone I love you that much ❤️😩 you are also girl crush number one ( I need to stop saying omg)
0 likesPUT ME IN YOUR SNAP DODIEEEEEE
0 likesGosh, you have such nice eyebrows!
0 likesthe naughtiest word I knew when I was seven was bum.
0 likeshow many grapes do you think dodie can fit in her mouth?
0 likesyou are more beatiful than usual in this video, how is that possible, how can i lose myself in your eyes when i don't even know you and you don't know me, i hate my brain.
0 likesIM SEEING LA LA LAND WITH MY BEST FRIENDS YET AGAIN TOMORROW.
0 likesoh dodie, you silly sausage
0 likesdods u so cool i luv u ty for being cool 4 all to see tyyyyyyy <3
0 likesp.s. wuv u
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also that was the cutest story ever
0 likesThe imp of the perverse promo. 😂
0 likesthe funniest thing about this is that i wrote fuck in a friend's workbook in school because she wouldn't let me be yoshi in mario kart and no one ever found out
0 likescheeky lil dodie
0 likescan we have a vedif with the story behind andy pandy haha
1 likeWAIT THEY HAVE A LIL BRITISH ANSWERING VOICE?!?
0 likesDodieeee you savage XD and Can I be Cheeky and ask to be on your snapchat?? :3 Dankuuuu
0 likesUre such a queen I luv u so much tHANKS BYE
0 likesthis is great
0 likeslove you!!!
0 likesDid you got it, set your camera and then went back outside to the freezing cold just to film you getting in?
0 likesI prefer people who dont ask to be put on snapchat too dodie! but i mean you can put this on snapchat if you wannaaaa dont mind ;)
0 likeswas that a cheeky bit of thigh i saw at 3:35 dodie! (love you btw)
0 likesI want this to be a great comment but please also put it on Snapchat your an amazing person and I look up to you your so beautiful and I love how you're doing Vedif but never feel pressured to make a video ok thanks bye
0 likesI've been stuck in the same flat for the 13 years I've been alive. I want to move. discover new places. but I can't leave the life I have behind. no, waking up earlier won't bother me. if i move round the corner to the new council houses we could be kicked out of at any moment, I would be happy. because this isn't my home anymore. It's a chore.
0 likesmay I please be in your snapchat? 💛💛
0 likesdodie how dare you,lol. I honestly didn't know thet word till 7th grade when someone paid me a dollar to say it.
0 likesDODIE DODIE DODIE HI PUT ME ON SNAPCHAT I LOVE YOU IF YOU SEE THIS 💛
0 likesHEY SNAPCHAT HEEEYYYYY DODIE ILY
0 likesi also punched a kid in the face because he won a game of musical statues
0 likesi was such a salty child
How did you know fuck when you were 7? I was begging my older brother to tell me the naughtiest words but naaaaah
0 likesBut does naughty dodie like yellow tho?
0 likesgosh you're so beautiful
0 likeshey dods
0 likesyknow what would be really cool
for me to be on your snap😇
this is so fucking funny. i love 7 year old dodie
0 likesyoure so cute i just
0 likesBlah blah blah blah blah blah blah
0 likesYou're welcome dodie x
hello dodie i love u
0 likesMother Dodie
0 likesSeriously, how the heck did you know the word Fuck at age 7????? I didn't even remotely hear that word until I was literally 12!!
0 likesAlso hi dodie snap!
0 likesmmmmm inhale Dodie's videos
0 likesHI DODDLE
0 likesplease put me on your snapchat!!❤❤❤❤❤🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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lmao I commented this then watched your snapchat whoops sorry haha still love you though ❤
0 likesHI SNAPCHAT HELLO FROM POLAND <3
0 likesI'm probably too late to be on your snap chat lol :(
0 likesCAN I PLEASE BE ON YOUR SNPACHAT... naw i'm joking, i watch ur snapchat and how you're sick of these comments lol. I've never moved house so i can't really relate to some of your emotions but i'm scared of when it does happen cause i know there's a spot that i found comfort in and never will again, and that i can never relive my memories like that. thatsdepressingkbye
0 likesDODIE HEYYYY🤚🏻😏snapchat
0 likesHi dodieee
1 likeTHIS I SIMILAR TO STUFF I USED TO DO
0 likesDODIE I wanted to comment cuz ur looking and I want u to know I exist. But I have nothing important to say except I love you and you are so talented. Lol idek if that's the right except. Stay in school kids.
0 likesOooooooO i love thisssss
0 likesI LOVE YOU
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SNAPCHAT???❤️
0 likescomment the last song you listened to and add "in a flat in London"
0 likes90% of these comments are people wanting to be on your Snapchat oh lord
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also I did almost the exact same thing as a kid except the naughtiest word I knew was c*nt (not censored) so I wrote that on the front of my brothers hat and I think I'm still grounded for it after 10 years.
0 likesThis might be weird but you have such cute shoulders??
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Also I have a similar story - one time I left a note in another kid's desk saying it was a pigsty and that they needed to clean it, and of course they handed it to the teacher who immediately recognized my handwriting. I just broke down crying right there in class lol. Kids are so weird every kid is weird
0 likesHI SNAPCHAT❤❤😇
0 likesSNAP SQUA
0 likesMy little Dodie wrote fuck😂😂😂
0 likesDodie HI Snapchat!
0 likesPuT mE oN ur sNapstOrY mUm plEase
0 likesWell at least it's not the worst thing a young English girl has done because she was jealous her brother was playing with another kid. (Too soon for those who get the reference?????)
0 likes😹😹😹
0 likes:)
0 likes0:11 to 0:13 WOW
0 likesオジサン俳優に見えた。
0 likesnew merch idea. unsuspicious dodie hats with yellow fucks written everywhere inside them.
0 likesNaked dodie is naudy
0 likesFUCK am I cool now??
0 likesi like you :)
0 likessmile
0 likesVery nice
0 likesa flat in London
1 likeComplete loss.
0 likeslololololol
0 likeslol
0 likesEgo tripper 🖕
0 likeswhen i was 7 i prob didn't even know how to spell fuck
0 likesWhy's this in my suggested feed? So random.
0 likesDont talk so fast
0 likesYou probably get this 50 times a day but ur skin looks raaaddd what did u do????? acne is killing me 😥😥
0 likesheehee :)
0 likesI love you Dodie so much,you are truly inspiring!
1 likeAwwwwww Dodie's wee smile in the thumbnail was sooooo cute!!!
2 likesI appreciate you so so much Dodie! Thank you for existing
1 likei love videos like this,, it feels like we're having an actual conversation and it's so nostalgic
0 likesI laughed so hard at your parents reactions, oh that's cute 🤣
0 likeseverything about Dodie is just so relaxing...idk...😂
1 likeHey hey dodie. This would look great on your Snapchat don't you think 😂❤️
1 likeHere from Snapchat !! I loved the beginning it's so calming !! Xx
0 likesdodie is just like one of my favorite people ever
1 likeThat was the greatest story :p silly little Dodie
1 likewatching this while my friends ignore me love you dodie <33
0 likesbahahahahah this video was hilarious! I'd love it if you could do more story times like this? idk i just loved this oneesee
0 likesSnapchat squad, love you dodie and you're snaps still count as vedif to me so you didn't miss a day 💗💗💗keep at it
0 likesLittle Dodie is such a cutie 💙😂
0 likesI just relate so much 😂 I can't cope with this story it's so hilarious also I'm tempted to be annoying in response to your snapchat and ask to be on your snapchat 😂 ( don't worry I'm not) 😂
0 likesI love you and your videos so so much, you're an inspiration to me🤗💖💖
0 likesYour moving out video almost made me cry. The letting go of your old stuff really made me think about how unimportant right now is, but how important it is too…
1 likeWatching This late at night drinking tea:: my life is gr8 ,, also love u dodie
0 likesDodie i love you you brighten my day
0 likesAwwww love you Dodie!!! If you could reply it would make my life 😂
0 likesLuv u dodieeeeeee ahhhhh thank u so much for blessing us with ur talent xxx lysm and ur so talented! X
0 likesthis cheered me up so much thanks!!
0 likesLove you to the moon and back Dodie
0 likesYou are amazing!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ a true inspiration
0 likesDodie is my fave!
2 likesthis is so entertaining im in creases with how dramatic this is and how ridiculous the concept is of a little "fuck" in someone's hat. i need more little dodie stories
0 likeshey dodie, i love you so so much and to see this pop up on your snapchat would be amazing!!! <333333 ily
0 likesI feel the pain of change, when its scary and everyones telling you change is good but its actually the one thing that terrifies you the most in the world
0 likesomg I bet your dad has an amazing sense of humour¿? "i wanted to give you money" lmao
2 likesHope you're feeling better x
0 likesLove you Dodie💖💖
0 likesThank you for being you 💕
0 likesyour skin looks so beautiful!
2 likesOmg so funny! I relate to this i stole rubbers from peoples trays under their desks in school or scribbled all over them and then put them back😂
0 likesYour skin looks so good!
0 likesI'm laughing so hard, of ALL the places you could have vandalised and swore at/on you chose a fucking HAT.
1 likeI have been WAITING. For another bath video. Because the last one was SO. FUNNY. I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME DODIE IS IN THE BATH I WILL END UP LAUGHING
0 likesI knew you'd do another bath video today! maybe I'm psychic😉
0 likesomg that's actually so hilarious, your dad totally should have given you money hahahaha
0 likes(also ive never been this early wow maybe i'll get a reply ;) love you dodie <3)
hi i love you so much and i hope you're havin a good day you deserve it :)
0 likesdodie's videos are my aesthetic
0 likesI used to get the urge to throw my toys out the window while it was moving
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I think everyone got that urge aha
0 likesI mean... being on your snapchat would be amazing!!
0 likesthis was so fucking hilarious XD
0 likesI'm laughing so hard omg
0 likesI'm in the bath whilst watching this...trippy
0 likesLmao I know what you mean about the stupid urge to do something naughty when you're young! I was the nicest kid at school but one day for some reason during recess, I thought it would be a good idea to engrave stuff into the bench I was sitted on with a rock! But being the mastermind criminal that I was, I actually wrote my first name on the bench. Since no other kid had the same first name in the school, the director confronted me a few days later and I was so distraught, like "wtf did I do that for? I hate myself" hahaha
0 likesdodie im sick :(( ALSO I TRIED GREEN TEA FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I LOVED IT
0 likesIt'd be cool to be on your SnapChat Dodes, just sayinggggg.
1 likei haven't even finished and I'm already very happy yay
0 likesYour editing is goalsss
0 likesIf i was on your snapchat I would actually cry it probably won't happen lol but i can dream. ily so much <3
0 likesDodie I'm currently being bullied a lot...for a problem I have...that I can't change about myself. Your songs and chats get me through the day...I was wondering if maybe...just maybe you could do a video about bullying? If you read this 💛
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I'm so sorry you're having to go through this! Hang in there, it'll get better (I know that sounds cheesy but it will), and there are many people here who care about you. Have you talked to adults about the bullying? (Or are you worried you can't talk to them because of the cause of the bullying?). In any case, if there is anyone that you trust, please tell them about the bullying, we want you to be safe!
0 likesmimine12344 I have told my parents and friends every step of the way but nothing ever really works...it's just the same stuff and I just shy down when I see her and can't talk and end up crying
0 likesmimine12344 but thank you anyway...
0 likesI still want to be on your snapchat ❤️
0 likes"My little Dodie said FUCK" XD im dyin of laughter
0 likesDODIE I LOVE IT
0 likesI see you creepin on SC Dodes 😉
0 likesso there WAS something behind asking manager josh about nudity in a video!😂haha!
0 likesDodie u r the best:)))
0 likesIf i was on your snapchati would actually cry it probably won't happen lol but i can dream. ily so much <3
0 likesHELLO DODIE I LOVE YOU!! ALSO HI SNAPCHAT
0 likesI love your kettle
2 likesYay! The imp of the perverse! Haven't heard that in a while
1 likei'm watching this in the bath and i swear down i wrote something on someone called adam
1 likeYour mum gives me life
0 likesI haven't even watched the video and I already smashed that like button
0 likesDODES YOY MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE
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and vent to us all you like god I wanna meet u so bad
0 likesand I'm going to see la la land tomorrow for the 7nth TIME
0 likesi love you so much omg, and like also your snapchat has been very sparse lately (this would fit very nicely on there lolololol)
0 likesYou should put me on your snapchat story :))
0 likesi'll trade you my first born for a snapchat cameo
0 likesI LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING
0 likesEarly squad love you dodie 💖💖💖💖💖💖
0 likeswhen I was like 8 I wrote "nobody understands me" on a bread bag.
0 likesyayyy more bath bantz - also.... snapchat?????
0 likesIT FINE YOU MISSED A DAY AND HI DODIE I LEARNED SOME THINGS ABOUT U HOW KOOL
0 likesWHAT DOES THE CANDLE SMELL LIKE
0 likesthis comment would look good on your story!! ps I love you aaaaaa <3
0 likeslegend has it that if i comment dodie will put me on her snapchat ;)
0 likesdodieee i love you sm pls put me on your snapchat thank
0 likesoh dodie I didn't even knew that word existed until I was 15
0 likesi saw your snapchat I love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
0 likesI love you so much!
0 likeshey hey u should put me on your snapchat 😉😉 also your amazing
0 likesHI DODIE :)
0 likesu know u wanna zoom in on my comment on snapchat dodie 💕
0 likesso iconic
0 likesplease can I be in your Snapchat?? also I always forget about your scooter and it makes me happy!! ❤
0 likeswow you're so cute ily
1 likeDODIE WITH BUBBLY WET HAIR
0 likesomg you are the best ily
0 likesI bet Dodie won't even see this comment (<3)
0 likesLove your Snapchat xxxxx
0 likesAAH IM HERE SO EARLYYYYY I LOVE notification squad and Dodie and Vedif ❤️❤️❤️
0 likesyour life is so adorable let me in ittttt
0 likescan i please be on your snapchat? 💜
0 likesi love mini dodie
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Do you mean Hedy? X3
0 likesYou mean Hedy?
0 likes+Asylum Wrecker No. I imagine she means the 7 year old Dodie the whole story is about.
1 likeCan I be on your snapchat? Iove you so so much💗
0 likesPretty British lady hello from England 🎀☁️🌙⭐️❤️
0 likeslove youuu
0 likesomg ur so cute wtfff
1 likeCAN YOU SAY HI ON SNAPCHAT DODIE ILYYYY
0 likes💙
0 likesDODIEEEEEEEEE
0 likesplease can I be on your snapchat IM SEEING YOU IN A MONTH
1 likeDodie I'm here early again! Say hi on Snapchat! Pleasseeee
0 likesLiterally every comment is like YOU HAVE A BROTHER
2 likes// s n a p c h a t //
0 likeshey it'd be cool to see this comment on ur snapchat :)!!
1 likeit sounded like you farted at one point omg
0 likesfeature me on your snapchat ;) ♡ also I knew you would do thiss
0 likescan i be on your snapchat?💕
0 likesHELLO DODIE
0 likesTHE 1975 IS MY FAVORITE
0 likesAre dodie 's parent divorced? sorry if I'm being insensitive, I'm sort of blind with that sort of thing since my parents divorced when I was two
0 likeshey dodie; hey dodie's snapchat
0 likesSnapchat's loving spons btw I'm fine w it
0 likesDODIE CAN I BE ON UR SNAPCHAT
0 likesHi Snapchat but hope u feel better
0 likesi love you so much it hurts
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not even joking
0 likesOhhh ohhh loving someone
0 likescan I be on your snapchat please it would mean so much ty if you doooo xx
0 likesooooooo naughty
0 likesYay!!
0 likeshi DoDiE!1! i CaMe FrOm sNaPcHaT.,,., aNd wOuLd LovE To bE faMOuS!!!11 MaKe mY wIsH cOMe tRuE DoDie!!1 FeAtUrE mE oN yOuR SnAp!!11! Jk ily lmao sends hugs
0 likesHIHI CAN I BE ON YOUR SNAPCHAT LOL ILYSSSSSSSMMM
0 likes'bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh'
0 likesbless
0 likesamazing
0 likesCan I get on ur Snapchat??
OOOOOOOO WHATS THIS GONNA BE ABOUT OOOOOO
0 likesHere from snapchat :P
0 likesI WANNA BE ON SNAPCHAT PLZ
0 likesi wouldnt usually do this but coz snapchat heyyyy
0 likeshey girly can i be on your snapchat
1 likeI love you
0 likesdoddle
0 likesWhat a kinky title
1 likeDODIE SNAPCHAT ALSO PLZ BE MY GF
0 likes#SNAPCHATSQUADDDDD
0 likeseARLY I LOVE U MOM
0 likesNotif squad 🙏🏻
0 likesI need to see lala land still am I too late ??
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It's never too late :D
0 likes❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤
1 likeI'm early finally
0 likesi love u
0 likesHey guess what I have snapchat you have snapchat NOTICE ME☀️
0 likesDefinitely definitely not snap squad
0 likesYessssssss vedif
0 likesEARLY TO DODIE AGHHH LY
0 likesYaaaa mate
0 likesNotification squad where you at
0 likesIm early WOO
0 likesIs there some point to this? Who is that zit faced girl?
0 likesLEL😂👌
0 likesDoes this count as early??
0 likesWhen will u date me?
0 likeswow scooter
0 likesYaaaassssjxkisjsjsi Snapchat Dodie? Lol
0 likesI know I look nice, but I'd look nicer on your snapchat
2 likesHEY SNAPCHAT
0 likesI’m feeling naughty. Stand up in the tub dodie
0 likes3:37
0 likes4:27 naaawwwwwwww😫
0 likesDodie wrote Fuck
0 likes#dadam
0 likestHE 1975
0 likesOMG I NINE HOURS LATE
0 likeson a beach,,,,
0 likesin michigan
Doggos
0 likesMumble mumble , ramble mumble , wtf is this .....
0 likeshEY can I be on your Snap ;')
0 likesIs this a clickbait?
1 likesnapchat eheheh
0 likesThat’s another five minutes of my life I will never get back
0 likes400th like ❤❤
0 likesWTF was that
0 likesLol, fuck, haha
0 likesI wish I could leave a nice long comment but I'm tired and have nothing to say. So hi
1 likeCHARLOTTE NOTICE ME
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who is charlotte
1 likeSaladgoose you've been noticed
0 likesMadi W my internet best fren
1 like@Charlotte Noroian WHØØØØØ
0 likesCharlotte Noroian yesssss
0 likes!!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆
0 likesWho gives a crap about any of it. I wanna see some bush...pan down
0 likesalso you have jealousy issues?? be my girlfriend and get jealous if I even stare at another girl ;);)
0 likesMom I lov u
0 likesoops love u too bye
0 likesa bit lower would have been better
0 likesWow I'm early
0 likesSnapchat .
0 likeswhat is vedif??
0 likesUgh the hissy fit add with the black girl and the swishing background? EVERY SINGLE VIDEO! It's a really useful video, but not 49 TIMES
0 likesily
0 likesLast time I was this early Trump's campaign was still a joke
0 likesoh no not la laned coudent stand it
0 likesJesus, how innocent...fuck was the worst word you knew!
0 likesSnapchat plz
0 likesHey there are u really.that naughty send me something then
0 likesScootrr
0 likesWHAT THE FUCK?????????????
0 likesCan I wash you hair
0 likesOmg, stay off the tube.
0 likesEarly xxxxx
0 likeshi crush
1 likethis reminds of dodie's bath vlog
1 likei love you so much i have no words
1 likewhere's that sweater from?
0 likesQUEEN
1 likeYay I'm earlyyyy ✨
2 likesWhy so naughty dodie
0 likesyessssss
1 likelysm
IM SO EARLY
0 likesYay
1 likeEarly squad
0 likesYou goof
0 likesYou were NAKED dodie
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Charli Ziervogel OMG DODIE HAS A BODY!!! IT ISNT JUST A FLOATING HEAD!
2 likesSoozie Plays HOW DARE SHE
0 likesNaked dodie is naked.
0 likesFlat???
0 likesBlah blah blah blah blah blah blah
0 likesBlah? Blah!
bleughbleughbleughbleugh. you said you liked those kind of comments so thERE
0 likesmy name is ian
0 likesOlan Rogers???
0 likesYawn.
0 likes921,000 subscribers. Really? People are ....
0 likes2:35 you mean samurai Jack right? That shit was my jam growing up, but I don't remember ever seeing Jackie Chan in anything but action movies.
0 likesWtf
0 likesWhat t f I just watched ???
0 likesHeeeyyyy
0 likesthe fuck is this channel and why did I get here from ballet
0 likesrebel
0 likesThis comment is good. But would be gooder on your snapchat :):) English ;);)
0 likesnICE
0 likesim lsugingso much
0 likeswhats your point???
0 likesEarlyy
0 likesEarlyyyyy what
0 likesWhoooo cares?? Wasted 30 secs of my life writing this comment...to let you know. Who cares???
0 likesBlah bluh blah blah blah (you said you liked comments like this so)
0 likesIrratating
0 likesI'm an actual idiot what is vedif
0 likeshuh
0 likeshello
1 likeI don't know if I'm depressed but I am having suicidal thoughts and thinking that I would be so much happier dead and I've just been empty and sad and I'm crying for no reason. I'm scared to tell my friends because I don't want to burden them. I'm scared of death but at the same time, I want to start my life over and just die
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0 likesi was such a terrible child, and the worst sister. as a kid i would steal money from my parents (not a lot, like the equivalent of 50p maybe) or eat someone's left over candy etc. then i would blame my little brother. here's the bit of a sociopathic part. when ever you accused my brother of something he would of course get nervous and he would start to smile and laugh a little. somehow, i had however, convinced everyone that my brother was such a terrible liar that when ever he lied he would smile and laugh. yet in fact he did that no matter if he was guilty or not. it just seemed to everyone (to my parents and our older sister whose candy i would eat) that he was always guilty cause they thought he laughed only when he was guilty. i'm lucky my brother still loves me!
0 likes#ClickbaiteyAsFuck lol
1 likeWtf thumbs down 👎
0 likeswh
0 likesYoutube become more and more horrible everyone is filming in the bath or half naked...what with this?!what the next step is???
0 likesyou know you don't have to show skin just to get views. and also kids watching you this is bad example.
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077 Di bathing is a bad example?
3 likes077 Di this is dodie clark.... not a pornstar... let her relax in het bath After a stressfull day and let her do her job
3 likesOk for all of you...if you have kids you can answer of not don't bother because you can't understand
0 likes077 Di Why would kids Below the age of 8 watch dodie? I mean that is fine but dodie is more of a youtuber for older kids or people..?
0 likes+077 Di You're right, we can't understand. But that's because you're a loon. How is this bad for children (who, incidentally can't have YouTube accounts). And especially given the story, THAT is the bit you have a problem with?
1 likeDerek, if you calling me a loon you probably under 18 ...so you don't have to make a comment
0 likesYyas
0 likes3rd xxxx
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