One time I wrote "I LIKE TOMATOES" under the slide. <br>And then I laughed with my Friends. Until we had a class meeting about not to bring pens at the play ground, because somebody wrote under the slide.

One time I wrote "I LIKE TOMATOES" under the slide.
And then I laughed with my Friends. Until we had a class meeting about not to bring pens at the play ground, because somebody wrote under the slide.


Remember my mum telling me this thing about me telling on my brother saying he said the C word. My mum was like angry at him but said was hilarious when found out I meant crap 😜


this reminds me of when i was in pre-k, my baby sitter had two twin boys who were a year younger than me and i taught them how to spell "sex" and thought i was the coolest 6 year old on the PLANET


AHHHHH i laughed soo much i dont know why ahhahaha


I was thinking about this story and i couldn’t figure out who told it and I stumbled upon this video again


I want Dodie to bring out more merch with fuck on the labels


When I was less than 5, I had scribbled with a black marker or crayon on the side of a tabletop shelving unit. It was nothing fancy or expensive, just an unfinished, but sturdy-constructed piece of wood furniture with 2 "cubbyhole" shelves and an oversized flattop with a kind of smooth panel surface (the edges jutted out further than the body of the unit - if the unit was 4 sq ft around, the top was about 5 sq ft, just to give an idea of its dimensions and structure).
So there I was, I'd found a brand new marker or black crayon, looking for something to use it on... that table thing was the closest, so...
I applied random "4-5 yr-old style" scribblings and drawings... when I was done, it occurred to me that my mother might see it and then I'd be toast... there was no erasing it or covering it up (though, I had the "sense" to scribble on the side facing the wall where it wasn't easily noticed)... so what did I do? Added MORE graffiti by adding the words (poorly scrawled and likely misspelled) : "sorry mommy"...
Either she never saw it, or the message worked, cos I never caught any hell for it, lol.


"Do I love sadness? Do I love it?"
 meeeee

"Do I love sadness? Do I love it?"
 *meeeee*


I LOVE YOU. YOU CAN MAKE A BAD DAY, BETTER. I LOVE YOUUYYY


I really like the Edgar Wright style opening!


Dodies dad sounds like Wallace from Wallace and grommet. Lmao


I once got in trouble in preschool for whispering 'Fuck' in someone's ear!


Snooping is a guilty pleasure - I always check out people's bookshelves!

I love how naughty and rebellious you think saying swear words is when you're little. My brother and I used to dare each other just to say things? Not write them in people's hats (???), just to say them! And then we'd think we were really badass.

Looking back there's a number of times I thought my parents were outraged with me when really they were probably trying not to laugh. >_<


YOUR DAD JUST MADE ME PISS MYSELF BAHAHA TBH I WOULD'VE PAID YOU TOO


how awesome would be if dodie had a tv show based on her life aaaaaaaaaa i would love it so much jbgfjkbdgk


One time when I was like five or six a three year old pointed a gun at me and I SOMEHOW managed to talk him into putting it down :’)

10/10 probably don’t want to go through it again


I didn't know what swear words were until I was 9😂 I used to think they were called square words and thought there were triangle words


My God, Dodie you're so beautiful <b>.</b>


A bath?! I guess its different for guys. It would just be me sitting in a temped pool of dirty warter. Probably leave a ring in the tub after it gets drained.


Am I the only person who wants to meet her while drinking tea and watching La La Land?


IM LAUGHING AND MY MUM AND DOG JUST ATTACKED ME FOR WAKING THEM UP

<b>4 months later</b> this comment still stands lol

*4 months later* this comment still stands lol


that was a great wee video very cathartic =D


"im deleting and burning the sd card" in much of a burning mood dodie?


You always talk about not lying and faking if you want people to love you. IT really works! I really love you are so open to yt!


when i first learned the word fuck, i didn't know what it meant so i kept asking everyone around me BUT NO ONE WOULD TELL ME so just imagine a small child in a store just asking random ppl "excuse me what does fuck mean?" and them being like "oh nothing 🤗" and me being v confused


On time in second grade I cut a hole in my brand new shirt and told my parents some kid had scissors and did it. 4 years later I confessed that I had done it.


Guys I was so pleased when she got out the bath, not because I disliked the bath seen but the change of scenery it relaxed me like niece got video of something x anyone else?


Always wondering how do you make your finger "clicky" "click,click,click,click"


Watching this video was so awkward for me because I had a crush on two guys named in this video.


This right is fucking YouTube gold. Laughing my ass off "my little Dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat". Your Dad is a funny man you got to get him on your channel sometimes. Well take care and no more dirty word hat writing young lady. TTFN


The way dodie says "naughty" is so hot tbh


When I was younger I hated my fringe so I cut it off lol I didn't know you're supposed to grow it out


I was in first grade when I learned that NaUGhtY WorD. We were in line informer of the door and the teacher was waiting for us to be quiet and the lights were off. This kid behind me who I never spoke to goes "hey. You wanna know a really bad word" and I was like sure and he just whispered it to me and I remember thinking "I've never heard that before but that does sound reALLY bad"


One time my little sister was mad at my dad so she stole his favourite hat and cut it up into little pieces with scissors, it was his lucky hat and it's been 10 years and he hasn't worn a hat since


that was my dodie

my little dodie wrote FUCK

IN SOMEBODY'S HAT


One time when I was little my mom's car got towed so then I drew a picture of it at my preschool and my "teachers" showed my mom.


Tks for the good laugh, Fuck I needed that, lol


lololololol I paused this video while my mum was talking to me. She asked what this 'rubbish' was. I'm 23!


its 12:33 am I feel like shit, look like shit, have had the worst day I've had in a long time, have a headache and all I want is some tea and to watch Dodie, some pain meds would be nice too


Collection plate for the poor, here I come!  Just kidding guys, stop freaking out, you know I don't give to the poor.


You are SO fucking awesome, you were, you are, and you will be awesome.


i think the only hardcore thing i did as a kid was to run away from home at 2 years old (i kid you not, 2yo) bc my parents had left the front door open. but then our neighbor saw me on the street and brought me back home. my mom says she was white as a ghost when she saw me. poor lady, my parens were terrified haha


I JUST HAD A DREAM THAT DODIE HAD A BROTHER WHAT


this one time i wrote my name on my moms car with a rock bc i thought she'd like it


I pretty much did the same but almost worse because i did it on the inside of a year 6 guy's shirt collar. For some reason i had some burning desire to write a swear word when I was in year 5 so year 6 leavers day was of course the perfect occasion. The guy found out and told on me and my teacher had to try and turn it into a picture of some trees. I remember my parents never found out but on the way home i was so quiet and i felt hella bad my guy. Honestly wonder what that year 6 is up to now.


toTally off topic, but dodie, your skin looks so clear i cri


Holy shit Adam is still 5 how??!!

Sorry that’s what popped into my head lol


why is this so fucking funny<br>the image of teeny baby dodie writing fuck in a hat is just too much for me

why is this so fucking funny
the image of teeny baby dodie writing fuck in a hat is just too much for me


I wrote the "F" word on the back of a foam clock. i was about the same age as dodie at the time, and i wrote the "k" backwards just in case they asked if it was me. So if they asked i would be able to say that it was not my handwriting because I don't write my "k's" backwards.


I missed the word "wrote" when I read the title in the video the first time and I read "the time I fucked in Adam's hat" and I was like "OOOOOH! WHAT?!?!" Then I was like "Wait how do you fuck in a hat....?" Lmao


She's cute.  Parents are liberal as hell.<br>I wrote "Hell"  once. They shamed the hell out of me. Very conservative.

She's cute.  Parents are liberal as hell.
I wrote "Hell"  once. They shamed the hell out of me. Very conservative.


I have finally found the woman of my dreams and can only see her from the neck up 🤔 my luck is improving at least I found her..🤔


doodie so innocent even she whisper FUCK even she is not 7 XD


omg flashback to bath bantz and you looking like an egg


I once wrote my "[brother's name] sucks" on one of his favourite books because he was always so mean to and I could never get him back... I felt horrible immediately afterwards for defacing a book and then I had to apologise.


I started therapy the other day and my therapist looks like Emma Stone. Just thought you should know


Once I ran so fast I tumbled down the stairs


One time in Kindergarten my friend was writing a card to someone. But it was a mean card so she called her a "bich" and she showed it to me as like our little secret and I was just like "You spelled it wrong" she was kind mad at me actually. I also used to take more candy than I was supposed to out of the treasure box and stuff like that. Once I even stole somebody else's Hannah Montana gloves during naptime because I wanted them. I honestly haven't changed much lmao.


Omg one time I wrote boob on my friends cast when I was about 6 and her mum called my mum when she saw it after we got home and SNITCHED!


One time a friend of mine threw like little stones in someone's flat window. Basically, the house we lived in, in the garden you could walk below one of the two balconies and down there was another flat. It was opened a bit, and below the balcony on the ground were laying many many of tiny stones. So, being the 4 year olds we were, we took these stones and threw them into the flat. Later that day, that lady came up to our flat and was like "ugh, these little brats! if the window is broken you'll pay for it! bla bla bla" and my mother just laughed because it was so funny to her, and it was very out of character for me back then. Especially because it was my idea to that.


1:41 I totally started singing the 'What's This?' song from Nightmare Before Christmas


okay. so. where i live, when we were like in primary school, being small children we knew that saying "bad" words was wrong. BUT. there was this loophole that allowed us to say it. This is how it works. First you say "example", followed by the swear word. BAMWHAM congrats! You said a swear word and dont have to feel guilty about it! Unless you get caught by an adult oh well


Literally the worst thing I did as a child was write "Sportacus" in capitals on my wardrobe door


When I was little I used to wake up in the middle of the night and walk over to where our hair products were kept and take a bit of hair gel and just rub it into the carpet... I don't know why I did it but the carpet is still stained years from now


When I was ten and my class was practicing for the Christmas show, I wrote "fuck" on the songs' sheets every time it said Jesus


"i wanted to give you MONEY" PLEASE IM CYRING LMAOOOOOKSJFL


After watching this, I so want a cover of Splish Splash by Barbra Streisand. P.s I love you <3


oh I would just love if you did a video on jealousy. I too struggle with it, & would love to hear what you have to say about it :))


I did the same except it was one of those voice recorder things at the store


When I was in 5th grade I was kinda quiet and shy but for some reason the popular kids liked having me around, and one day in recess they all decided to play a game to make me swear.

Literally, the game was called "shit shit bitch"
It's was duck duck goose, oNLY SWEAR WORDS.


When I was a kid I scratched my brother’s name in the side of a dresser and my parents knew it was me because he always wrote his ‘s’s backwards and I scratched it in the correct way


when i was smol, i didnt want to say any <b>real</b> swears but i thought piss was ok or better for some reason, so i made up all these reasons to say piss at a camp i went to. looking back on it, i'm so embarrassed but at the time i was a badass.

when i was smol, i didnt want to say any *real* swears but i thought piss was ok or better for some reason, so i made up all these reasons to say piss at a camp i went to. looking back on it, i'm so embarrassed but at the time i was a badass.


My brother tricked me into saying bitch when he was about 12 and me 5. He kept getting me to rhyme words with witch until I said it. He immediately ran and told my mother I said bitch. I got my mouth washed out with soap.


Everytime she said joE i couldn't stop thinking about Joe Sugg 😂😂


When I curse its not infront of my parents 😂


the thing with pinpoint vision happens to me too


I was a savage. Massive rebel. I used to rip off mattress tags before they were purchased. Yup furniture stores everywhere had my picture in their lunch rooms. Sometimes I put together Ikea furniture without using the instructions .


<i>my little dodie wrote "fuck" in somebody's hat!</i>

_my little dodie wrote "fuck" in somebody's hat!_


I'm 14 and can't even say shit without my parents screaming at me. And 7 year old Dodie is writing fuck in someone's hat lmao


One time when I was like 12 I spent the night at my cousin's house and my mom/family came to pick me up. my brother jabbed my hand in the car door and I yelled FUCK like really loud and then I got banned from her house


is no one talking about how she strolled in with that scooter


What video editor do you use??? For your vlogs PLEASE tell me I need HELP


I remeber I was I think 6 and I was in the kitchen  and I looked over to my right and saw a plastic bag fall of brow paper bags so in my mind I thought about this plan and I grabbed a pen and wrote "idiot" on it I felt so happy with myself then 10 minutes later i scribbled over it because I felt so guilty


i now want a shirt that says "my little Dodie wrote FUCK"


How long does it take you to make those small shots or whatever


I'm the thumbnail you look like a naughty little kid I love it


When I was like seven years old I hacked into my cousins club penguin account and said "fuck you" a few times until I got her banned. Keep in mind I had an account of my own.


Idk why but I'm laughing hysterically at the fact that she wrote fuck in a hat. Tears.


when I was 10 I learned that the reason we never had those refrigerator magnets that were letter was because my brother wrote "fuck" when he was little


You should write a song called: " Dodie Wrote Fuck In Somebody's Hat"


When I was ten months old, my mom was watching the news, she said a curse word. I repeated it back. She still hasn’t told me what it was, but my first word was a curse.


ok but i would do the exact same thing. like something super innocently mischievous and then lie about it to my parents and then feel guilty about it for WEEKS even if i told them the truth<br>we are the same person

ok but i would do the exact same thing. like something super innocently mischievous and then lie about it to my parents and then feel guilty about it for WEEKS even if i told them the truth
we are the same person


You've clearly been taking editing tutorials from Emma Blackberry😂


just the fact that it was IN a hat was so funny to me like i thought you were gonna say you scribbled all over the hat but you just hjdsjsjsjdkskk


When your parents are cool with your shenanigans.


Pretty please do another 'get ready with me' videos? Please please please with a cherry on top and sprinkles and unicorns?


Dodie is only 8 years older than me maybe someday we can date lol jk dodie deserves the best of the best which I am not


oh my god when i was 8 i had a situation just this; i was on club penguin one day and i decided to write fuck because I WANNA BE NAUGHTY and then i got banned and i cried about it of course and my mum was like camryn did you write the word and i was like omg no the keyboard totally froze and it wasnt me boo


confession: one time I cut a hole in the back of my sister's pants, so when she wore them you could see her underwear :x


I think I should start doing that to anybody's hat.


Thought I was the only one who was talking from the bath tub in a video. Afron after dark.


Now if i ever get a chance to get the "is it tho" hat, I am writing "fuck" on the label.


Love your accent,  I subscribed thought I see what you're about.


my little dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat HAHAHA I LOVE YOUR FATHER


When I was little I kicked a wall and got in trouble and regretted it for years... Yeah my story is lame.


When I was younger, my neighbors were staying over for a bit. We were playing and doing kid stuff, all that jazz. I had these fake glasses, the kind with the nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them. I had already taken the nose off because it bothered me when I would wear it. I don't know what it was that was in me but I <b>needed</b> to rip off the mustache and eyebrows. I just had to. So I did and coincidently, no one saw. I dropped it on the ground like I hadn't been messing with it and a little while later, my dad asks us who did it. We all said we didn't but the little boy ended up getting blamed for it and since then, no one ever found out. I never told anyone. Well, until right now. I still feel kinda bad about it. I didn't intend for him to feel like he got in trouble for something he didn't do.

When I was younger, my neighbors were staying over for a bit. We were playing and doing kid stuff, all that jazz. I had these fake glasses, the kind with the nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them. I had already taken the nose off because it bothered me when I would wear it. I don't know what it was that was in me but I *needed* to rip off the mustache and eyebrows. I just had to. So I did and coincidently, no one saw. I dropped it on the ground like I hadn't been messing with it and a little while later, my dad asks us who did it. We all said we didn't but the little boy ended up getting blamed for it and since then, no one ever found out. I never told anyone. Well, until right now. I still feel kinda bad about it. I didn't intend for him to feel like he got in trouble for something he didn't do.


Pretty sure the rudest word I knew when I was 7 was poo, i was a sheltered child.


YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE HEDY IN THE THUMBNAIL ITS CRAZY


Bless XD. Dodie, I guess you could say you were....FUCKING...with that family XD


in kindergarten, the teachers had a system of keeping the kids in line where there was a traffic light drawing on the wall, and each time you misbehaved your name went from green to yellow, yellow to red. if anyone's name got on read, it was the hotspot of kindergarten gossip. so, one day, i was feeling rebellious. i didn't like the traffic light system. i was also in the mood to prank my grandfather apparently. so, in letters as tall as i was, i wrote "PAPA IS ON RED" in black sharpie on the white wall down the hallway of my house. it was up for a good four years or so before they painted over it because it was just so funny.


I never did ANYTHING bad EVER until I snuck out my window and disappeared for no good reason on thanksgiving.


Alright, you are looking nice. Better finish up that bath dear!


It's only now I realise all the times I got in deep shit as a child, I wasn't in any trouble atall


I can’t believe you’ve done this. * is trying so hard not to wheez*


so my stepbrother and i woke up and my mom and his dad where still asleep

so

we went in the bathroom and dipPED EVERYTHING IN THERE

IN THE TOILET


BAHAHAHA “my little Dodie wrote FUCK in somebody’s hat!”


I definitely didn't know the word "Fuck" when I was 7. Although I do vividly remember calling someone "A Piss Off" when I was about 6...


fuck, dodie is such a smol beautiful egg. why does god bless us with such rare of an egg. such beauty. very dodie. I'm so jealous of dodie because i wrote fuck across a hotel room wall when i was about 6 and got in so much shit. lucky little bum.. although my dad's best friend gave me a ten dollar bill for being "so spunky" so like..? i love getting rewarded for bad stuff.


my brother's name is lain. I've never seen another name spelt that way


That thumb at 3:52 broke my neck soooooo bad


I am totally gay for dodie I'm not gonna lie


I wrote on my mom's car when I was about seven or eight and it wouldn't come off. The thing is, I wrote my sister's name so she got in trouble. I told my mom who really did it five years later. Evilest thing I've ever did.


dodie can your new merch be hats and when people ask you to autograph them you just write "fuck" on the inside instead


0:15 At first I misread that as "Time to full Adam's hat"😉


So I don’t remember this story but my parents said that when I was four or five and my brother was 7 they went to take us on a car ride. And that my brother and I were in a heated conversation in the backseat with our toddler car seat, talking about having kids one day and getting married to someone. He said something like “god wants you to have kids and nobody will ever love you if you don’t want to give them kids.” And I said, “But then I have to give up my boyfriend and his SPEED car!” And I was really mad. My parents said that they couldn’t stop laughing and I’m the only one who really doesn’t remember this but I think I was a smart kid 😂


HER DAD WANTED TO GIVE HER MONEY IM ACTUALLY CRYINF ME AS A FUCKING PARENT


Hey, me and Dodie have a brother called Ian.


When I was younger I didn't know any bad words so I tried to make one up. I was grounded for calling my brother a Wienertimer.


One time when I was like 6 I told my mum to "Fuck off" because a high schooler told me to and that's how I learned my first swear word


did she come into her house with a scooter lmao


when i was like 9 i had this book for school that was like a homework diary  and there were the school rules in it and one of the rules was "no bad language"  so for some reason i wrote FUCK YOU underneath it and my teacher found it and i had to write a letter of apology to the school


a bit like when I spent 3000 pounds on steam when I was 11


1. 4:50 I died.

2. You see a pen.

3. I see a sword. (any Rick Riordan Fans out here?)


all i used to do was burn paper towels on the stove and watch that shit burn - so satisfying. but oNCE oh my god it wouldn't go out so i put it in the bin and my house nearly burned down LOL


3:41 why did I think that was a fart omg


When I was like maybe 9 and my brother was 7, we had this friend who was my age but like.. he had a lot of "older friends" and knew of "bad things" and he talked to my 7 year old brother about sex??
And my brother, a millenial, goes and uses my dad's work computer to google what it meant

SO my dad obviously notices that someone had used his computer, and he gets to the conclusion that his eldest kid HAS TO be the one doing this

Cut to my dad lecturing me about sex and porn and the dangers of the internet and me being like ???? dad just let me read the hobbit in peace


Good thing I grew up on Monty Python's Flying Circus, so I can understand you.


She has a scooter...actually kinda expected that never mind


Once when I was little my mom go my brother and I advent calendars. My had toys in it while my brother had chocolate. I was pissed, of course, since I liked me some chocolate to and already would be getting toys in like 3 weeks and don't need those tiny ass toys that I would just step on. So I stole like half of my brothers chocolates. I felt so guilt but didn't admit anything. My brother got to the first few, and was confused when he noticed them missing. I hid in my room with the cat while he talked to our parents about, scared I was gonna get caught. They called the company who made it to complain, and that's when I gave up. As soon as I heard them hang up I rushed into the room and confessed. They made me spend my Xmas money on buying my brother a hella lot more chocolate.


EVEN THE VOICEMAIL LADY THING HAS AN ACCENT WHAT WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO MUCH BETTER


YOU KNEW THE WORD "FUCK" AT AGE 7??!!? I WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY "OH MY GOD" UNTIL I WAS 9! DODIE, YOU YOUNG HEATHEN!!!


I wrote shit on a desk in year 2 (I'm now in year 8) , of course I didn't get suspected because I wouldn't of done it according to my teacher (I was a little shit at times) so I got away without getting caught


I think it is so cool that you used to watch Jackie Chan. I just loved Jade. I wanted to be her.


She's such a brit. There obviously had to be tea


wanna know mischief?<br>collabing with dan howell would be reBELLIOUS

wanna know mischief?
collabing with dan howell would be reBELLIOUS


there was a point I thought her thumb was a nipple and I got very concerned.


When I was like 5 I found a PERMANENT marker and drew on my wall. And my shirt. But mostly the wall.


Dodie looks a bit like Laura Dreyfuss in the thumbnail of a this vid!


this reminds me of the time when I was in year 2 and for some reason, I wrote 'shit' on the back of my friends jumper at school ??xD


"I wanted to give you money" We have the same dad I swear


I was an innocent bean so once back in fourth grade i saw the f word on the slide and I was like what's this lol I went to ask my mum and she smacked my mouth


Dodie has a BROTHER? Why don't i know this? I thought it was just heddy!


I SAW THE BUTT
3:35
snicker
Yeah, I've got some stories from when I was a kid, but they more involved being a slight bully. ;_;

I SAW THE BUTT
3:35
-snicker-
Yeah, I've got some stories from when I was a kid, but they more involved being a slight bully. ;_;


Of all places one might write fuck... A hat 😂


who else read the title in a britsh mom's voice ?


Gotta say I love your story times and your parents reaction is so on point. 👌🏼


oh my gosh i need more videos about your funny childhood stories im trying so hard not to laugh I should be asleep lmao


is it bad that i can lie to my parents and feel nothing okey


brilliant LOOOL "the time i wrote fuck in a hat" like wahatt LOOL


I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY OMG IM SCREAMING


is iain dodie's twin or just brother but really similar age?


when i was really innocent back then and fidget spinners was a thing, i tried to trace the fidget spinner on a paper, and my mom stopped me because the tracing looks like a dick.


Dang you so look so much like Hedy in the thumbnail I swear


one time when i was 5 i wrote "sex" on a foggy hotel bathroom mirror


you should make a video titled "Nauty dodie", but it's about boats.


i wrote bitch on a paper when i was 11 because this kid asked me to and my parents were called and the principal was over and everything 😂😂 SO I STARTED CRYING AND SAID HE WAS FORCING ME TO AND THEY GAVE MY TISSUES AND YELLED AT THE BOY AND CALLED HIS PARENTS I'M SO EVIL


"i wanted to give you money" ADOPT ME? THANKS. I LOVE YOUR FAMILY


Can we get dodie merch with "fuck" on all the labels?


Well you are refreshing I couldn't really understand half of what you said but I liked so I liked your video


I dunno, video probably needs more editing still.


Dodie halp I have insomnia and I can't fix it and now I've gone 48 hours without sleep and my parents wont listen I'm scared ;-;


You're so pretty, i know it's a bit random and might seem a bit weird but I just wanted to say that.


Oh my life I lover her, I wish I was like her, but I'm a little bitch so...I guess not?!


I just wanted to say how beautiful you are.


Did no one else notice that in the beginning she walked in....with a pink scooter in her hands.....a pink....scooter...yup k Dodie.


I'm cackling I don't think I even knew that word when I was 7


Idk why but I enjoy watching people taking baths, not in a sexual or perverted way but I'm a relaxing way?


PLEASEEEE!!!! do a colander with CONAN GRAY


YOUR DAD SOUNDS LIKE THE STANLEY PARABLE NARRATOR


At 3:52 I thought her thumb was her nipple xD


Sorry, but I cannot be the only one here with a crush on Dodie. Come on, right?


“i wanted to give you money” that is definitely something my dad would say 😂😂😂


I thought "shit" was short for "shut up."
Used it a few times.......
yeah.


I cut off the feet and hands and tail of a dead garden vole(a meadow mouse) WITH CRAFTING SCISSORS and divided it amongst my friends and brother like we were going to eat it when I was 8 or 9. We were playing survival. I was really into wilderness survival when I was younger.


also I told my brother to subscribe to you...

   I don't regret anything


i want a to name my child dodie or dylan but at the same time i dont want a child or to go through that pain


Dodie I wanted to tell a joke but it was so dirty and I thought I'd ask you first how tolerant are you and how +18 can I write ? XD so here I am ... asking ... :P


When I was six or seven I didn't Even knew the word fuck lol😂


lmao did you really have to leave the camera on inside your flat & close the lights & walk out & walk in again


иαυgнту ∂σ∂ιє🌹❤

иαυgнту ∂σ∂ιє🌹❤


I love lying I do not understand the guilt I am definitely a monster


You should've called this vid "Naudie" lol


is that emma's "blackery" lush shampoo perchance?


when i was about 4 or sumthin i drew a naked woman on the wall and wrote boobs next to it. When my mum called me, i bolted down the stairs and hid in the garden. Then when i came to dinner my mum and dad were looking very stern but then my mum just started laughing and i started crying cause i didnt know what was happening and it was all just a big mess. My dad srubbed it off my wall the next morning. Could i call this hardcore idk,  i was a shrimp of a child so maybe. 😂


what else can you say but naughty 7 year old dodie


when i was seven I thought the word fuck was spelled "fuch" because I saw it written on a slide and I had only ever heard the word up until that point...


When I was 8 my computer had saved my mums bank and credit card details so I bought 2 video games with it I was so guilty and my mum said it was fine they were quite cheap but I had committed an actual serious crime when I was 8 should I be confessing to this who knows Sorry mum


Please do a cover of So Good- Zara Larsson !!!! ❤❤


If you don't already know, the plain Dodie is gorgeous sexy. Say no to makeup

There's nothing wrong with a little bit of paint


dodie in the tub and i couldnt promise my lil gayself will be able to control


i wrote "funk" on a wall in a bathroom in first grade because somebody had told me that was the naughtiest swear word. so i mean


Once when i was a lil bean, my aunt kissed my cheek and i slapped her with a toy Barbie and wiped the wet kiss on her.

Ye


My Little Dodie Wrote "Fuck" In Somebody's Hat.


So, the obvious thing to do here (since you brought attention to it) is to ask to see the outtakes. ;-)


It said naughty dodge and you weren't wearing a shirt

My gay was intrigued


I wouldn't be suprised if this video got demonitized because you were naked in the bathtub.


Come on baby light my fire" IS a naughty ans beautiful song by the Doors. You should learn It easily because You are a very efficient  light and special too,  which for example delivers a quantity of Heat as important as You plays with water.


How many people saw the Title of this video, saw this woman in a bath tub and thought something NAUGHTY and dirty was going to happen. Watch the whole thing and realized you just wasted your precious time on nothing. Lol


MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEBODY'S HAT OM F G


when i was in the fifth grade, my teacher had a bunch of dum dum pops in a bucket that she would give out when we did something good
so i do something, dont remember what it was that i did, but she said "good job, you can get a lollipop out of the bucket there"
it was the end of the day so there were no other kids around
so i go over to the bucket and i grab a lollipop out of the bucket and look at the flavor and say "what the hell is this"
i fELT SO BAD AND HELL ISNT EVEN A BAD FUCKING WORD,,,,,
nobody heard me of course but i was on edge for the rest of the week regardless PFF


I don't think I even knew the word fuck when I was 7 lol


I'm late because I was at my friends and saw the notification but I here now and awww


I noticed that your mum tells stories the same way that you do. Like you both sound the same.
Also when I was 7 this conversation happened.
Me: Mum someone said a bad word at school
Mum: What word?
Me:*Too spooked to say the "bad word"* It was a bad animal word
Mum:*Thinking the bad word was bitch* Oh that is a bad word. Don't say it.
Me: It began with an F
Mum: Hella confused What was it?
Me:*Leans in to whisper* Fox

I thought people said 'For fox sake'. Actually going to kill myself.

I noticed that your mum tells stories the same way that you do. Like you both sound the same.
Also when I was 7 this conversation happened.
Me: Mum someone said a bad word at school
Mum: What word?
Me:*Too spooked to say the "bad word"* It was a bad animal word
Mum:*Thinking the bad word was bitch* Oh that is a bad word. Don't say it.
Me: It began with an F
Mum: *Hella confused* What was it?
Me:*Leans in to whisper* Fox

I thought people said 'For fox sake'. Actually going to kill myself.


Oi one time a drew "I lost my pencil" on the wall in primary school. The worst part was, I wrote it with my pencil


when I was 7 I told my mum is knew the F-word and she got worried but turned out I thought it was "Fire"


I LOVE JACKIE CHAN NO ONE ELSE WATCHES THAT SERIES


WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR SKIN CARE ROUTINE YOUR SKIN IS SO MUCH BETTER


WHAT IS YOU MADE A HAT THAT SAID NAUGHTY, AND IN THE LABEL, YOU HAD THE WORD "FUCK" IN REALLY MESSY WRITING ON THE TAG, OR AL OVER THE INSIDE!

 YOU COULD MAKE IT A REVERSABLE CAP!
i'm getting way too excited about this lol


how did you know the f word when you were 7???? The worst word i knew at that age was "sexy"


The start of this looks like a how to basic video


UGH IDK WETHER I WANT TO KISS YOU OR BE YOU


My two year old nefue says fuck and shit all the time, even though he's not supposed to.


tell tale heart, but with 7 yr old dodie


I thought the tittle said 'naughty daddy'


I didn't even know the word fuck when I was 7 XD


Am I the only one wondering how 7 year old dodie knew the word fuck and how to spell it. I could barely spell seven


doddie I'm scared of growing up I'm scared of my sexual um..things and I don't want to grow up and again I'm scared please help.


You look a lot like WWE star Nikki Cross.


at first I thought this was a fan account's video


The worst thing i ever did was pull a rug from under my little brother. He still hasn't forgiven me. It was over 10 years ago


why did I think this will be a story about Dodie writing a SONG called Fuck whilst WEARING a hat of someone called Adam? Lol


Rookie mistake Dodie...Jackie Chan wasn't on Cartoon Network... pfft


I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW MUCH OF A BABE DODIE IS WITHOUT MAKEUP LIKE IKJHGFDSCDBAJSCL LA.................//////// SORRY I LEGIT DIED ON MY KEYBOARD RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE


oh ok I thought that title meant something else


She looks like wwe wrestler Nikki Cross.


I've no idea who you are or why your video appeared on my feed. <br>I had a pink kettle like that once though.

I've no idea who you are or why your video appeared on my feed.
I had a pink kettle like that once though.


u sound like naomi from skins which might be stupid to write but like you really do


I need a love button. Like doesn't work anymore


im having a huge crush rn is not  funny anymore 😔


FYI Youtube unsubbed me sometime in the last week or so. Luckily it recommended one of your videos so I noticed.


I wrote fuck, on a tree, at school, with a pencil. I was 8...idk wtf I was thinking


How did 7 year old u know the word “FUCK”?! I only learnt the word at 10 and started saying it at 11 oh my ahahaha


You trouble girl! What's wrong with you now?!😞


What the heck I was 8 and I typed the f word on club penguin and my mom grounded me for a month.


yyaaAAAAYY bathtub bantz pt II<br>I lov u

also I knew you had a brother I'm so fucking proud ;)


My daughter was maybe 5 or 6 and she blurted out Bullshit...I said where did you get that from, she said Spongebob,  She was never allowed to watch Spongebob again...lol


I literally didn't learn the word fuck (or most curse words tbh) until I was like 11 what was wrong with you people...?!


This was great. As a former nanny I can get how hilarious this would've been to your parents. Wouldn't mind more stories like these 👍🏻


you're such a good storyteller! i know this is a silly story but i love the way you describe details


This is such a fun story :D<br>And how your parents handled it, is amazing ^^

This is such a fun story :D
And how your parents handled it, is amazing ^^


It makes me so happy to have another bath time story from dodge. The nostalgia is real. Thanks dodie


I look forward to you uploading every day! I'm glad you got some rest yesterday but I'm also so happy you're back. This was such a cute funny story...I can imagine it all so well, little Dodie's fear and excitement. After such a long, stressful day this was so calming and as relaxing as that bath looked. Thanks!


This video was hilarious! ilysm Dodie I love whenever you upload ❤


That little silly story and some Dodie time was exactly what I needed to put a smile on my face after hours and hours dwelling on my break up. Thank you Dodie <3


These videos genuinely bring an extra bit of joy to my day. Something about you is so relatable and your happiness is infectious. Keep making videos.


I'm cackling, this was such a brilliant story, thank you for sharing it with us! 😁😂


A dodie video is the best way to start a day, I love seeing that beautiful face and hearing that snazzy voice. Love you dodie xxx


See I always wonder how my parents viewed the random stuff I did as a kid, honestly this was so funny! great video dodie 💖


Awe I love this so much dodie, your so sweet and genuine and wonderful.


I love how laid back you made this video (that might sound weird) but you just spoke as you thought and filmed in your moment, just plain, raw, and honest. 👌🏻 😂❤


You make my day better you're so amazing, please vlog all year 😂💖


i love you so much 💖 so even though you are having upsetting and stressful times with family just know that there are a lot of us who will support you and try to make you feel better (even if it is behind a screen lol) and (me coming here for your snapchat) even though there are loads of people saying they're early or asking for a shoutouts, there are so many more, keyboards at the ready, jumping to the comment section to write you a long paragraph about how much they love you (like me right now) <br>hope you feel better soon xx

i love you so much 💖 so even though you are having upsetting and stressful times with family just know that there are a lot of us who will support you and try to make you feel better (even if it is behind a screen lol) and (me coming here for your snapchat) even though there are loads of people saying they're early or asking for a shoutouts, there are so many more, keyboards at the ready, jumping to the comment section to write you a long paragraph about how much they love you (like me right now)
hope you feel better soon xx


Well done Dodie, thanks for bringing up all these repressed memories from my childhood. I was naughty too. I  flushed down little bits of my day care workers make up when I went to the toilet (the day care was at her home).


This is actually hilarious! It made me giggle so much 😂 xx


Hahah storytime in a bath. This was so funny especially your dad xD I missed you yesterday Dodie! Do we get two videos tomorrow to make up for it? Yes?


pls do more naughty dodie or old childhood memories dodie! they're adorable. also, its so funny hearing your parents talking about it!! Have a good day Dodie!


Really enjoying vedif so far, it gives me something to look forward to. Great video, Dodie!


I honestly feel so privileged to exist in the same moment as this wonderful human being. Dodie you inspire me every day


Dodie, all I can say is thank you. I've had a wretched week. Everyone around me is, I don't know, I guess they're right. I'm just so messed up. Thank you. You and Ally Hills. Only things that are making me happy lately. And, for that, I owe you everything.


Oh Dodie, you sweet peanut. Sending love and hugs during your family's changes. In other news, you're a fabulous storyteller. In case you haven't been told lately. 😙


The way your dad said "that was my dodie!" killed me what a sweet man


I am literally pissing myself of laughter rn <br>I love you dodie ❤😂

I am literally pissing myself of laughter rn
I love you dodie ❤😂


When I was notified of this I almost yelled out loud <i>"I LOVE DODIE'S BATH VIDEOS!!!"</i>

When I was notified of this I almost yelled out loud _"I LOVE DODIE'S BATH VIDEOS!!!"_


This makes me so fucking happy, to know that Dodie did just weird shit out of spite like this lmao


That was such a great story!haha! You are the best Dodie


OMG that is an adorable story! I think we all had those moments.  Although, I remember sneaking into the kitchen when I was around 7 or 8 for cookies and when my parents caught me (it was only like, 10pm) I lied and said I was getting water, as I has cookie crumbs around my mouth.


Had a bit of a mental breakdown today and this really calmed me down :) Thank you for always being here Dodie <33

your parent's point of view is hilarious! lmao


reminded me of my fav Doddlevloggle video. the bath vlog, just so personal and humanizing. ps loving VEDIF <3


I watch dodie on days where I just need to chill. Dodie makes me chill and calm the fuck down. I'll even watch videos from like 2013 and I'll still enjoy them to death.


"The egg is rising" IM SCREAMING BECAUSE SAME !! LOVE YOU DODIE ♥


honestly you lil videos give me so much joy and calmness (is that a word? it is now) so aesthetically pleasing and you have a really soft soothing voice that's also interesting and happy ✌💫 thanks dodie 🌞


ahhh this was so funny!! pls do more story times :))


can we just ,dodie needs to be protected and looked after and cared for and omg she's so beautiful


I feel like I'd become the same parent as your dad ... I laughed my ass off when he said he was so proud he wanted to give you money.


Now I feel like calling up my parents and asking about their perspective on my childhood memories because I'm really curious as to what they thought haha


Omg this actually made my day I laughed so much aha


love this story so much aw i love that you recorded this!!!!!!


it's so weird thinking back to all of the 'naughty' things i did when a kid. i remember i stuck my tongue out at my mom in front of my auntie cause she wouldn't let me have a sleepover with my cousins and she was slightly mad. i cried a lot and wrote multiple 'im sorry' cards for her lmao


This video is the first thing to make me laugh out loud all day thank you


what the hell am i gonna do without these videos everyday honestly. day makers!


loved this story hahah<br>when I was probably 5 or so I wrote "boobs" in pencil on the wall of our hallway, just behind a bookcase... then when my parents decided to move the bookcase several months later I refused to admit it was me even though i'm an only child :P

loved this story hahah
when I was probably 5 or so I wrote "boobs" in pencil on the wall of our hallway, just behind a bookcase... then when my parents decided to move the bookcase several months later I refused to admit it was me even though i'm an only child :P


I like how original and beautiful you are.  You inspire me to be happy and look at the good things in life. 😁love you dodie


Great story Dodie! I thought this was so funny


I love your videos so much I've been listening  to I'm sick of loosing soul mates all day.


"I was about to give you money" made me die cause that sounds exactly how my dad would've reacted


I found this story empowering for some odd reason, you go 7 year old Dodie


That is the cutest, funiest story, I love it


The first part of this video was just so satisfying I just had to replay it 😂


I love these sort of unorganised videos, love you dodie


Hello Dodie that was a hilarious story it truly made me chuckle😊 it reminded me of when I was young and when learned to write decided I should write death  letters to my family but when I sent a letter to my dad I wrote the ds the wrong way round so the letter read to bab I hat you and will get you then but after I handed the letter to my dad I further threatened my dad that I was going to push him down the stairs. I know that you are thinking what a devil child but don't worry I soon grew out of it and behaved like a normal (ish) child and as a 13 year old me and my family look back and laugh about it.<br>Love you and your videos your so talented, I look up to you so much I even just got a lovely rosewood concert ukulele for my 13th birthday what I am now practicing everyday😊. You're amazing talent is not all what I look up to you for it's how you made me understand that it's ok to make mistakes because we are only human and humans make mistakes😊 thank lots of love Belle xxx

Hello Dodie that was a hilarious story it truly made me chuckle😊 it reminded me of when I was young and when learned to write decided I should write death  letters to my family but when I sent a letter to my dad I wrote the ds the wrong way round so the letter read to bab I hat you and will get you then but after I handed the letter to my dad I further threatened my dad that I was going to push him down the stairs. I know that you are thinking what a devil child but don't worry I soon grew out of it and behaved like a normal (ish) child and as a 13 year old me and my family look back and laugh about it.
Love you and your videos your so talented, I look up to you so much I even just got a lovely rosewood concert ukulele for my 13th birthday what I am now practicing everyday😊. You're amazing talent is not all what I look up to you for it's how you made me understand that it's ok to make mistakes because we are only human and humans make mistakes😊 thank lots of love Belle xxx


"THAT WAS MY DODIE. I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY"

That's a great father you've got there.


I know the exact feeling!! I remember being in year 3, and this boy on my table kept taking the piss basically, so one day I came in from break early and I rubbed PVA glue all of his seat hoping he'd get stuck to his seat (like ok lol same???) turns out it didn't work and I completely wrecked his trouser
I remember my mum giving me a row but my dad found it hilarious because the school had to ring home and tell them what I'd done
aaaa I miss being young


Very nearly spit out / choked on my mouthful of water. That was really funny.


You're, like, the sweetest person in all creation.


that story was way too cute. and I feel like we do I all have a funny story like that


i feel so blessed to live on the same planet in the same generation as you


bedtime/bathtime dodie is so pure and soft


Complete new subscriber to the channel that is #doddlevloggle, but have already gained such appreciation for the fact she's so darn normal. To some normal is boring, there's nothing boring about this exciting girl + showing how beauty is more than make up deep. Keep being normal because everyone else is fake, it's refreshing ;-) Jimbo


that was the best story time of all time


as someone who's currently suffering in bed, clutching a hot water bottle and feeling sorry for myself with a case of gluten intolerance, this video was exactly what I needed to make my day better! <3 thanks dodessss


this is basically storytime, dodie is literally obsessed with LA LA land hahaha ❤❤


this video made me insanely happy and i don't know why


you are so lovely omg!! ahh you make my day better <3


this is the purest video, dodie i love you so much


can you just make a video with your whole family i think it'd be lovely


Lmao... :DDDD I wish I Have a Dad like "O my god... You did this I'm so proud of you"Ps. DODIE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR FATHER.... OK?


dodie i love you so dearly. your video about la la land made me so happy because you were excited about every piece i was (i just watched it for the first time like a week ago??) and you're like a year older than me? two maybe? and you seem like a role model. like an older sister. this is weird and i'm gonna end this comment but thank you for existing (-:


One time my mum's friend came over with these tongue colour changing sweets and we used them on my parents and then I started crying cause I thought I was gonna get in trouble and then I told my parents and ran away to my room and cried.


SUCH A GOOD VIDEO, This quality content is why I'm on this site hahaha


dodie your skin looks utterly beautiful !!


So completely unrelated - your videos on mental health/therapy finally convinced me to get my anxiety sorted out by seeing a therapist and I'm so much happier for it, so thank you!


I also had these naughty moments as a child... I distinctly remember being at my friends house when I was about 7/8 and drawing various genitalia on her little sisters tellytubby picture book. I don't think I ever got caught so i wonder who took the blame for my terrible crime...


Oh boy 😂 this made me laugh oh gosh little kids are so funny


your smile its just sooo beautiful omg, if you were in my hometown i´ll be soooo in love with your smile look at it in 4:33 its just O M G the cutest thing in the world


Am i the only one that loves the way she says "adults"?  must me just me me ...ohh well hahah :)


Love youuuuuu another lovely video please keep being yourself


Your skin is looking clearer and clearer :)


I just took a bath too, and cried. I just found the bump in my armpit got bigger, so I'm praying I'm fine. I don't wanna end up like my grandma :/


You look beautiful and you cheered me up


My god Dodie 😂❤ <br>I think the worse I have done was say fuck out loud in front of my parents. I was ten at the time and my parents were egging me on and I screamed it. My dad laughed, my mom laughed to the point of tears, I cried absolutely terrified. What a fond memory 😂

My god Dodie 😂❤
I think the worse I have done was say fuck out loud in front of my parents. I was ten at the time and my parents were egging me on and I screamed it. My dad laughed, my mom laughed to the point of tears, I cried absolutely terrified. What a fond memory 😂


"I decided to see la la land again" I've seen it like 5 times.... it's so good. I haven't bought the soundtrack on iTunes >insert laughter< of course I did


petition to have a hour log video of childhood stories


This reminds me of a time when a 6 year old me wrote on the wall and blamed my sister who was 10 years older than me and the handwriting was clearly of a child's. My parents asked and i denied it and about 5 minutes later i ran to them crying saying it was me


Oh man bath time is absolute goals also that bath bomb is pretty so like please what kind of bath bomb is it! Also I hope this time goes as smoothly as it can you know and feel free to take as many self care breaks as you need, remember mental health number 1


"I wanted to give you money!" I am HOWLING


that was fun I enjoyed your story! love u bye


i love your hair like this! and your face looks very clear. did you get the lazer thing?


When I was in year 2 I didnt really like playing with other children and there was this one girl, amber, who always asked to play with me and id be like "no its a single player game 😂😂" and this happened alot. So this one time I decided it would be a good idea to bite her arm? 😂


when i was younger i really didnt like my grandma, so when she had her photo on the front page of the newspaper, i decided to do one thing to seek revenge... i drew a moustache on her face, a few minutes later my mom comes looking for the paper and she found it and she burst out laughing and i was crying and i felt so bad


"the egg rises" <br>I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER

"the egg rises"
I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER


DodiE ur face is so smooooOooth

Also I love ur videos plez never stop uploading every day  0_o


dodie I love your videos❤❤
if u notice me
u will make my day much better ❤ :)


my best friend sat me on a pavement outside my house and taught me all the swear words when I was 7, I gave them all to my dad in a card for his birthday the next week...


omg i never thought about filling the kettle through the spout


your bath videos are significantly funnier (not that you're not funny normally) I'm sure there's some psychology in this somewhere


"my vision begins to go." lmaooo i'm fucking dead


I wrote this on you last video but I'm posting it here as well in hopes that you will read it

dear dodie (lower case d),
Like most things, this feeling will not last forever. I'm sure you already know this but I have had to remind myself of this a few times before. I haven't had to experience what you are going through but please know that you have a community on this plateform and many others that you can seek a place of refuge in. Sometimes you let us into your personal life and I feel so honored that you choose to share intimate things about yourself with us.
I have been watching you videos for a few years now and every now and again you remind me that one day I must meet you just to give you a hug. Sometimes out of confort for you and I alike but also to show my appriaction for you.
You will have the memories whether physical or not.
Sorry for the long post but I wanted to share how repected, cherished and loved you are.

Just keep continuing.
From Courteney
x

(@courteneyc167)


This is the most bizarre and incredible story in the world


sadness is a reminder of the fact that you can still feel.


How is it possible to love and individual so much and I haven't even ever met her  or ever talk to her before..... oh my what is feeling.


I choked when she said she had a brother omg


I NEED to write fuck in someone's hat! hahahaha great video :)


when I was younger I absolutely HATED getting in trouble (still do tbh) and one time i gave myself a hicky on my arm I was like 12 but I didn't quite know that's what it was and my parents saw it and were like "what's going on why do you have a hicky?"I thought  they they were mad. so I fucking lied and said I had no clue. they thought that either someone had beaten me up and it was a bruise or some boy gave me a hicky without permission. i tried to blame it on my brother. but eventually confessed and they were so confused why I lied


It was so badass to film this while bathing! This should be more of a thing for women on youtube! #CombatPrudeCulture


IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I DID THE SAME THING I WROTE FUCK ON MY COUSIN'S WALLS WHEN I WAS LIKE 4 OH MY G O D


Oh, my god -- I cannot imagine my parents even looking at my brother to see he'd might've wrote a nasty word. It sucks to be an older sibling. xD


I love you dodie! Mind putting me on your snapchat? c:


when i was five, my parents moved out of the house i was born in, because my mom was pregnant and there wasn't enough room for four in the house. in protest, i did some painting on the walls with sharpie markers, just to, you know, ensure that nobody would buy the house and we would still live in it. didn't work, of course, but i entertained (more or less) my parents with (what accidentally looked like) a huge dolphin on my bedroom wall. on the day of moving out they had to copy the "dolphin" for me on some paper so i could paint it on the walls in the new house. needless to say, i was never allowed to copy the dolphin (but i got revenge for it in my new room with text markers)


'the egg rises' me when i get out of bed


dodie you are me. I would write naughty words in people things or write them on notes to people and lie to my parents and then break. my mom didn't like it but my dad found it so funny. my dad reacted like your because he taught me all my swear words because he would get very angry at aston villa matches. can I just mention that this still happens because I'm only 13


your eyes are especially beautiful and amazing here yes


HANG ON A MINUTE why did you fill the kettle up through the pour hole?


I once cut my fringe off at school in year 2 (age 7) under the table with left handed scissors with my right hand. Went home, put a wolly hat on. Mum knew what I'd done, dad comes upstairs. 'Why are you wearing a hat inside. It's baking, take the hat off' I didn't want to take it off. The hat came off. Sadly no pictures were taken but I'd love to have seen myself with a full had of hair, I had a bit of a bowl, and no fucking fringe. Classic.


gah you are so perfect and wondrous and I can't take your perfection and wondrousness


my brother learnt the word 'fuck' from someone at school when he was 5 (so I was 3), and he came home saying it, which I picked up on. in the course of one day, a 5 and 3 year old learnt the word 'fuck', what a mad time. my dad says he felt like his life was over


Moral of story, when you're feeling jealous write 'fuck' on the label of a small child's hat. Is the hat still around?


omg omg so when I was about 7 I was obsessed with the rugrats ESPECIALLY the ps1 games. I thought I had them all but one day I went to my mum's friends house and I also went snooping upstairs because the lady's daughter didn't want to play handstands because she was a year older than me. Well I found she had some rugrats games too just like me and GLISTENING in the stack of games was "Totally Angelica" a rugrats game I hadn't seen before and I melted. I was sweating, panicking and feeling angry but also excited because I knew I was going to do something I shouldn't. At first I went to scratch the disk with my bracelet because I knew she didn't deserve something like this but as I was about to my mum shouted up the stairs because we were leaving. In a panic I put the disk down my tights and ran down the stairs. When we were in the car saying our goodbyes to them at the door the little girl came out crying that her games were all messy and she couldn't find Totally Angelica. I had to go back in and help her look for a game that was uncomfortably digging into my  belly when we eventually gave up and we went home. In the car home my mum said "I know what you've done Jasmine and don't think you're keeping that game. I didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone but that game is going straight back!" I cried and begged Mum not to call the police. I think that was when I stopped being too naughty because I really did think I was facing prison.


"my litte dodie wrote fuck!!! IN SOMEBODY'S HAT"


I once put a barbie doll into my big brothers school bag when he was about 7 bc obviously the worst thing a boy could possible do is have barbie dolls


At 0:15 I thought 'fuck in Adams hat' was a song title 😂


When you said you watch Jackie chan on Cartoon Network i got so happy because when I ask people if they watch it they look at me as if I was making it up like every childhood film and then show like the quest to Camelot and the swan princess and I hope your having a nice day


That title + your cheeky wee expression in the thumbnail


I bet you could sell that hat for sooo much money now


Dodie help I just watched la la land and I can't stop crying aghhghghhhh


oh my pete wentz this is the funniest thif


i'm laughing because the ad before that vid was for A Cure For Life (i think?) where's there's a girl in a bathtub full of snakes and now dodie's in a bathtub too (minus the snakes). idk it made me laugh.


This is so random but your bathroom has such a nice, bright light<br>Mine's orange -_-

This is so random but your bathroom has such a nice, bright light
Mine's orange -_-


Why do I always get your notifications an hour after you post ??


I'm just home from my first ever party because I've always had anxiety about parties but what like nah I have to do this but honestly it felt awful. I think I suffer from depersonalisation and I was there as all these people were drinking and dancing and I just kept thinking why can't I join in? why can't I be happy? but the thought of losing control and blowing the lid off of my barely contained feelings scares me so much so I was just faking everything and trying to act "normal" when really I felt like screaming. I hate myself for this and feel like a failure because I can't be me and be likeable because I don't know what that is and I'm just analysing every situation and I feel like people hate me especially when I can't get to their level and I'm bringing everyone down. I feel shit but watching this and getting that nostalgic feeling for when I maybe didn't think like this and seeing someone else I know goes through this shit smile and laugh made me just stop and breathe. so thank you. thank you so much xxx


I still haven't seen La La Land. Still.

Wait why did you do this in the bath?

Why is there like a litre of water in the bath?

So many questions.

Edit:WHY DO YOU USE YOUR PHONE IN THE BATH IPHONES AREN'T WATER RESISTANT


Also, Dodie's mum sounds so much like her in 20/30 years.


It's funny how English people are concern about the "F" word when it's like just a common swearing in France ( And when I say common, I mean F common...)

Ps: even there it's weird to me to not write it in order not to chock the audience... ;-)

Hi, I think it's more like in UK they are a bit more "conservative" and
so they respect the meaning of words and also they are a bit more
"controlled" by rules. As they still have a royal family when  in France
 or Germany we did like revolution and so we do not respect anything
"yah!".

About the translation I think it could depends on 2 things, either you did the translation, and then of course it will mean like 10 thousand time more. Or you are a bit like me and you use english only to do "emotional things" like listening music, creation, museum, etc. then your brain will associate English text with something who as a deeper meaning... (what do you think ?)

Jerem R-N I think so too. I am German and I say fuck quite often but when I went to the UK and used it once, I felt like it was much more of a big deal and it had a lot more meaning to the people there.
I guess it's just the fact that a foreign language seems less personal.
Like, for example a poetic song sang in German sounds often so cheesy to me but if you translate and sing it in English it doesn't. Is that just me?


can i be on your snapchat ple hehe also you look bloody gorgeous HOW


This video has brought back so many horrible, stupid things I have done, but it's still really relaxing. How can I be cringing at my inner self while looking at beautiful and serene Dodie?


this is too hot. I have to stop watching.


Good thing nobody's ever given you an HONEST opinion of your smog ! Or you would have quit by now !


I wrote fuck under all the desks in primary school...


Dodie your skin looks so much better! What are you doing to it? Mine is so bad lately and nothing I do is helping it :(


What time will my parents made me cut the grass I cut out the word shit in a lawn


Can we all just appreciate that dodie decided to record this video completely naked. Like I can understand why.

Being naked is great.


I love these chatty videos. I love sitting down and hanging out with dodie and listening to her stories, letting her tell me her problems and just feeling like we're buds


this made me smile a lot, thank you for cheering me up Dodie


I love these little young dodie stories, please do more! (:


I love this! I'm such a nosey person, and I love hearing other people's stories.


You are literally the brightest ray of sunshine ever. I absolutely adore you Dodie.<br>Also.. guess what? The sun is YELLOW. DODIE YELLOW <3

You are literally the brightest ray of sunshine ever. I absolutely adore you Dodie.
Also.. guess what? The sun is YELLOW. DODIE YELLOW <3


This is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you for making my (bit of a shit) day so much better. Thank you for being you.


I was really not having a great day today but as soon as I watched this video it made me feel so much better. Thank you Dodie :)


You have such a good way of storytelling that I can literally imagine little Dodie running up the stairs and going in to a toddler's room and hyperventilating while writing "fuck" in a baseball cap x) It's so great how his mom thought it was "disturbing" and your parents thought it was hilarious x) pretty cool parents you have :p


dodie this was so funny i laughed the whole way through it, you are such an amazing person XD


This was the greatest thing, omg 😂😂  your dad explaining the story gave me life


I don't know why this video makes me happy. Like I've had such a stressful day and seeing dodie just unwind and just blether makes me forget it all :'') Why is dodie so pure honestly I low-key want to be like dodie, like legit Dodie is my inspiration??? ❤


this gave me the laugh I really needed today <3


your mum is so cool but your dad is so adorable, i loved the way he talked about naughty dodie 💛😁


I remember that guilt as a child. Time felt so long and the guilt was too much to bare so you have to blurt it out before it's poison. So funny to think about how your reactions and perception changes so drastically.


this video made me so happy, it just felt so calm and personal I felt like I was actually there with you. it sounds weird but yea this just have me a really happy feeling in my tum


This entire video feels so damn intimate and I absolutely love it in a very poetic way


i loved the style of this- it felt almost like a documentary with interviews and explanations~


I can't stop laughing at this story😂 nice don't by the way👌


Even if you don't see this, dodie I just want you to know that I love you and you've kept me from leaving this world at least once, and I love you for it and you've helped me through so much. I love you dodie ❤


Oh I laughed so hard watching this video. Thank you for making my day! :p


This is adorable!! One time I was really angry at my mum for telling me off to do something and I got really angry and put glue on her pillow???!😂😂


This was hilarious. XD It also reminds me of the time I was playing outside my Nan's when I was four, and a girl who lived nearby wrote "sex" on the kerb with chalk and I was so freaked out by this "bad word" that I ran into my Nan's crying. I was the biggest goody-two-shoes ever!


Dodie.

ilysm! you're such a beautiful person. your songs are so amazing and your voice is so calming. whenever i'm having an anxiety attack or if i'm feeling down or having a depressive episode, your music is my go to thing to make me feel better. you're so beautiful inside and out and i find myself constantly re watching your videos.  my friends say that i look a lot like you lmao but they also get so annoyed when i talk about you because i literally talk about you all the time and force them to listen to your music whilst i sit in a ball and cry over your overall gorgeousness. you are such an inspiration to me in every way. you've inspired me to start writing my own music (i have never shown anyone but i might one day) and you've inspired me to keep going. i know that i wont be but i definitely hope to one day be featured on your snapchat.  thank you so much for everything!!!! i'm so privileged to have been blessed with your gorgeous voice for the past 3 years x


Can i just say how nice it is to watch your videos? Like they're so nice and relaxing and i love when you do these chatty videos and I love you alot


so funny. Vedif is making my February so much brighter Dodie thank you x


this video was so chill and it really calmed me down; vedif and ur snapchat are the two highlights of my day😊


Haha I love to hear these weird little stories :D


Oh God, can you imagine the little Dodie being bad? :p So cute!


that was so funny oh my god<br>it's so interesting to hear how parents thought of a situation when you thought they'd be so angry

that was so funny oh my god
it's so interesting to hear how parents thought of a situation when you thought they'd be so angry


this story actually made my day THANK YOU


Honestly I love your bath videos they're so just nice and calming and chill idek


Honesty this is my favourite VIDIF I dunno why I find this so funny lol love ya Dodieee 💛


Your story's make me laugh sometimes but I still love them


omg seven year old Dodie was a scandalous gal, the naughtiest word I knew as a seven year old was probably willy... also loving vedif, highlight of my day 🌹


I have a cold right now and I must look pretty weird sitting on my couch laughing without using my nose(which is stuffed). And also your snapchat is the best😀


This story is beautiful. It reminds me of when my brother called me a bastard for the first time. He was 2. :,)


I'm actually laughing I loved your parents reactions so much. I did something similar when a really bitchy five year old wouldn't get out of my face, so six or seven year old me gave her three warnings (it was way more than three but I was really scared) but she didn't move so I slapped her right across the face. My uncle was visiting and just pissed himself laughing and my mum said she was proud of me for standing up for myself for like the first time ever. I literally had no confidence or friends and this was like my first act of defiance lmao. We were literally just talking about this last night too bc my friend now is being really horrible about the shit I'm going through at the moment with my health and stuff.  Back then slapping someone was the biggest thing I'd had to deal with, and my friends reactions have been a bit like a slap in the face, except for all the wrong reasons, but this problem is so much bigger. I just keep reminding myself that in a few years I'll look back and laugh (I hope) <br>Hope you have a nice weekend dodes ily a lot 💕💕

I'm actually laughing I loved your parents reactions so much. I did something similar when a really bitchy five year old wouldn't get out of my face, so six or seven year old me gave her three warnings (it was way more than three but I was really scared) but she didn't move so I slapped her right across the face. My uncle was visiting and just pissed himself laughing and my mum said she was proud of me for standing up for myself for like the first time ever. I literally had no confidence or friends and this was like my first act of defiance lmao. We were literally just talking about this last night too bc my friend now is being really horrible about the shit I'm going through at the moment with my health and stuff.  Back then slapping someone was the biggest thing I'd had to deal with, and my friends reactions have been a bit like a slap in the face, except for all the wrong reasons, but this problem is so much bigger. I just keep reminding myself that in a few years I'll look back and laugh (I hope)
Hope you have a nice weekend dodes ily a lot 💕💕


her dad seems so english and cute especially when he was like "that was my little dodie!"


Ok but I just love how you share yourself with us, but you still keep somethings private. Mysterious dodie, mysterious.


I love dodie so much, I really hope I meet her at summer in the city.


highkey don't want vedif to end cause these videos being me so much joy


Can you do vedif all year?? I love them so much, thankyou for making them it makes me so happy when I watch them!! Love you dodie


I loved that story so fucking much thanks for making my day xx


oh my god I relate one time I wrote "[my name] was here" on my best friend's desk in elementary school bc I was like "oh cool! I wanna let her know I was here!!" and when I got told off by the teacher and made to clean the desks during recess, I bit my tongue so hard it bled and almost started bawling or passed out bc of how stressed I was 😂😂


When you already knew Dodie had a brother from one of her Q and As 😅 I've been here a while...


moment of appreciation for dodie's dad who wanted to award his seven year old child with money because she wrote a swear word in someone's hat😂


that was SO cuteeee and funny. love ya Dodie


I don't know why I found this so funny, but I'm literally pissing myself :)


this was cute, i love these videos :) happy vedif


man i love dodie. just spat toothpaste out while watching this classic


Dodie I've been your fan for a really long time and I had no idea you had a brother !


this video brightened my day thank you xxxx


This story was brill and totally reminded me of a (kinda) similar childhood story of my own. My brother is 4yrs younger than me. And one day me and him went to his friends house. I must have been about 8 and my bros friend had an awesome electric Thomas the tank engine track. To me this was the coolest thing, but I'm 8 and was embarrassed because I felt to old for trains.  But, when my bro and his friend went upstairs, I started using it. But because I had no idea what to do I broke it. I normally would have told, but little me was like no. No one can know I was playing with trains so I hid This broken train. And it was fine, until I got home, broke into tears and admitted everything to my mum.


I love dodie so much thank u for making me happy


When I was about 4, i was lying in my bed, about to sleep, when I decided to unbutton my onesie/baby grow thing. My mum came up to check on me and asked what had happened after seeing me like this. I obviously panicked and said "CHARLIE (my older brother- about 7 at the time) DID IT!". He, of course, then got told off for doing something he had quite clearly not done. I think that was my first spark of kind of mischief and I don't regret it.


That's the new excuse I'm going to use now: "I'm sorry mom, I know I'm out of character" XD


petition for more dodie in the tub videos i literally watch bath bantz at least once a day


The first 20 seconds is legit how I feel after a long day


My little Dodie wrote
FUCK

Your dad sounds so cute and lovely! ❤


Do more bath videos I loveeeee them. Lots and lots.


this reminds me of something I did when I was little. Once when I was like 5(?) my mom was in the fining room do taxes and calling the bank and doing grownup stuff. I decide to get cups of water and see if I could throw the water and get it to touch the ceiling. So for about 40 minutes I was getting cups of water and flinging the water at the ceiling, consequencially getting water all over the floor.


Your story reminded me of something. We had just moved into my current family house and my brother was like three years old. Anyways there weren't any doors yet and a friend of the family who is a carpenter started putting them but didn't finish the same day. So my brother, who had seen that friend drilling the wood and stuff started scratching one of the walls with his little index finger for nobody knows how long.<br>When my mother came in and saw that hole (the brick was showing already!!!) she had to hold the laughter when she asked him "what are you doing, David?" and he was like "I'm putting the doors, because apparently nobody else does!!" 😂😂

Your story reminded me of something. We had just moved into my current family house and my brother was like three years old. Anyways there weren't any doors yet and a friend of the family who is a carpenter started putting them but didn't finish the same day. So my brother, who had seen that friend drilling the wood and stuff started scratching one of the walls with his little index finger for nobody knows how long.
When my mother came in and saw that hole (the brick was showing already!!!) she had to hold the laughter when she asked him "what are you doing, David?" and he was like "I'm putting the doors, because apparently nobody else does!!" 😂😂


I did something similar in school. Never did a thing wrong in my life and one day I was overcome with the urge to be bold. I brought a PENCIL into the school bathrooms and  GRAFFITIED a tiny (shaky, because I was scared) heart onto the wall of the bathroom stall. Felt sooo guilty and then went back later on to rub it out, but it was so faint I couldn't find it again 😂


oh my goodness. dodie! this is so funny! <br>one time i was naughty. i was in grade 6 and i was very frustrated in math class (i was put up a grade in second semester. ugh year 7 at 11 years of age was an experience). i wrote a very angry letter in my math book saying how stupid my teacher was and how frustrated i was and i think i wrote a swear word (i think my mum burned that book tbh). the next day i had to have a meeting with my mum and teacher lol. i had forgotten that i wrote it. but my parents were maaaaaadddddd. god forbid that their studious goody two shoes of a daughter should be so horrid to a teacher (it never happened again). is it sad that this was probably one of the naughtiest things i ever did during my time at school? how terribly unexciting. actually, one time my class mad a substitute teacher cry. but i wasn't a part of the group of people who did that. but still, we got a solid yelling at by the year 9 coordinator. lol.

oh my goodness. dodie! this is so funny!
one time i was naughty. i was in grade 6 and i was very frustrated in math class (i was put up a grade in second semester. ugh year 7 at 11 years of age was an experience). i wrote a very angry letter in my math book saying how stupid my teacher was and how frustrated i was and i think i wrote a swear word (i think my mum burned that book tbh). the next day i had to have a meeting with my mum and teacher lol. i had forgotten that i wrote it. but my parents were maaaaaadddddd. god forbid that their studious goody two shoes of a daughter should be so horrid to a teacher (it never happened again). is it sad that this was probably one of the naughtiest things i ever did during my time at school? how terribly unexciting. actually, one time my class mad a substitute teacher cry. but i wasn't a part of the group of people who did that. but still, we got a solid yelling at by the year 9 coordinator. lol.


Oh I ALWAYS ended up confessing my crimes to my mom!!! 😂 All she had to do was give me The Look™


So I have a similar story.. When I was little (like 4 or 5) I went camping and I was having a shower and being helped/ supervised by my mum. The shower was going cold and I was saying things beginning with 'b' (idk why) it suddenly turned much colder and I exclaimed "BO****KS" I looked at my mum, who looked pretty shocked and I instantly knew I'd said a 'bad' word and burst into tears! To this day I don't swear


It's so funny when you grow up and realise how funny the stuff you thought was a big deal when you're a kid and the realisation your family was probably laughing the whole time


Everytime I did something bad when I was a kid, my instant response was either
"oh idk no clue what"
or
"oh no no that wasn't me"
I didn't wanna like admit to my bad behaviour but at the same time I wasn't strangling myself because guilt or anything...

I'm a v v bad person inside and I'm not afraid to lie for it or hide it for the rest of my life if that means that no one knows about it lol


this is so cute and funny omg I'm crying


Hi Dodie, I've been watching your videos since a song about charlieissocoollike, you have inspired me in ways I could never have imagined when I began watching your videos. My favourite song is Pas De Duex and I've had the opportunity to meet you 4 times; mcm comic con 2016, sitc 2014, Southend, and December 15th at The 1975's concert. Yet I missed out each time. I wanted you to know that I love you and you- as well as many other youtubers- have helped me with anxiety, social anxiety, nightmares etc. and I couldn't thank you enough xxx❤❤❤💜💜💜


Hahaha "my little DODIE wrote fuck in somebody's hat!!!" awwww this is so cute


oh no not again! when i went to your ep launch i remember saying to my friends "this is weird because there's just a video of dodie in a bath on the wall" and now there's another! it's not a bad thing, luv the content, just a bit of a shock when you turn round in the youtube space and you see bathtub dodes


i remember the time my parents took my horse postcards so i cried mascara onto my mums white pillow. revenge is a dish best served cold.


I think everyone has had that urge to do something bad because everyone has that bad boy/girl instinct deep down inside them. Yea. Okay Marli we get it.


On a side note from the beginning of the video! About seeing the things you have in another house and not the house with your family you grew up in- I, as a child of a very young mother, moved around A LOT as a child. By time I was ten years old we had lived in countless apartments and almost a dozen houses. Moving from place to place was a very almost disorienting experience. I had a lot of friends who grew up in the house they lived from almost birth and knew all the of the neighbors and was very movie picturesque almost. But seeing things in different houses/apartments was always the strangest thing. I always felt almost a sort of deja vu when we moved, and unpacked everything and tried to find places for all of our kitchen stuff and all that. It was really noticeable when I was in fifth grade and we finally found a house to settle down in, which we have lived in for a little over 9 years now, and after about a year, I was tense and kind of just awkward as if I was just waiting for my mother to tell me that we were moving again and had to pack everything up. Having to pack and move all your family stuff is hard but it definitely brings new things!  <br>(Absolutely love your videos by the way!! :) )

On a side note from the beginning of the video! About seeing the things you have in another house and not the house with your family you grew up in- I, as a child of a very young mother, moved around A LOT as a child. By time I was ten years old we had lived in countless apartments and almost a dozen houses. Moving from place to place was a very almost disorienting experience. I had a lot of friends who grew up in the house they lived from almost birth and knew all the of the neighbors and was very movie picturesque almost. But seeing things in different houses/apartments was always the strangest thing. I always felt almost a sort of deja vu when we moved, and unpacked everything and tried to find places for all of our kitchen stuff and all that. It was really noticeable when I was in fifth grade and we finally found a house to settle down in, which we have lived in for a little over 9 years now, and after about a year, I was tense and kind of just awkward as if I was just waiting for my mother to tell me that we were moving again and had to pack everything up. Having to pack and move all your family stuff is hard but it definitely brings new things!
(Absolutely love your videos by the way!! :) )


7 year old Dodie lived a thug life (also you are incredibly pretty without makeup how do you do it)


also this video is so cute you're so adorable omg


The image of a small child thinking really hard about the worst word they can think of to write in a hat will always make me giggle 😂I love this video and I love vedif ☺☺


This is a hilarious story! Kids do the weirdest things!


lmao i relate to this. when i was like 8 i wrote 'shit' on a sticky note because i was a rebel and i felt so guilty afterwards i ran to my dad and cried. oops.


your skin looks so clear!!! i'm so jealous 😢😢😢


this reminded me of a time when i was maybe 10 or 11 and it was school holidays so both my younger brothers had friends round and for some reason we would all go out onto the driveway to watch the garbage truck go round the street and my brothers friends decided to throw rocks and sticks at the back of the truck UNTIL it stopped and the man got out and everyone SHAT themselves and legged because they thought they were in trouble but he was just getting out to pick something off the road that fell out of a bin. (this has nothing to do wit your story but i just remembered it and i thought i'd share)


the fact that 7-year-old Dodie wrote fuck in a hat is my new favourite thing


"Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!"


When I was about seven my sister and I snuck into our neighbors house and we were good friends with them and all, but they didn't know we were inside until they went upstairs and saw us hiding behind the curtains and we were just looking around we didn't want to steal anything but we are we were the same way we wanted to just look and see what everyone else had and then he found us and took us over to our house and my parents were like "we were wondering where you guys went." We were gone for like a solid 30 minutes! My parents watched us well!!


When I was younger my mum was looking after me and a friend, and she was giving us a spelling test at the time, and I must have thought to myself "I'm so so bad at these spellings and don't know any of them so let's not try" and then I must have been like "well I have to write something down don't I" I ended up writing words like stupid and idiot. I remember being so so scared whilst writing down these words which at the time where the most horrible words I knew. But looking back on it now (like how it does for you) I've realised the reason i was doing it, because i didn't want to be the girl who's bad at spelling so I was trying to take another route out I guess (oh and for the attention of course) I don't quite remember the conveniences but I do remember my mum being very angry and probably sending me to the naughty step ! Ahahah xxx ps. I loved this video!


When I was little, maybe 8 or 9, I had a friend who I didn't really like much but she was the only other homeschooled kid I knew so we had to get along. Once, she came round my house with her mum and we went to play. She decided she wanted to "prank" one of my brothers (he's a year older than me and was a sensative kid). We thought of things we could do that we'd seen in cartoons like buckets of water above doors etc. We (mainly she) decided that I should draw on the blind in his bedroom. I grabbed my purple marker, snuck into his room, and scribbled a "scary" face, and ran back to my bedroom. Once she had gone, my brother had found what I'd done and I might be remembering this wrong but I'm pretty sure he cried. He was upset, to say the least. I got sent to my room for the rest of the day no matter how much I insisted it wasn't my idea, and only now I'm wondering if my parents weren't as angry about it as they made out to be.


"the egg rises" i dont know why i found that so funny oh dear


I love you <br>your existence makes me happy

I love you
your existence makes me happy


when I was about 10, I brought a birthday candle up to my room and lit it just because I liked the look and the smell. it wasn't lit for more than 5 minutes, but it was enough to leave a smell. when my dad came home, he noticed and asked if I had done anything. I, much like you, denied anything and he just left the room. but the guilt was too much. I ended up asking him to go fly a kite with me outside WHERE THERE WAS NO WIND, and wrote a confession letter and hid it under my pillow. the note was so dramatic ("I know I'm a horrible child. I'll understand if you hate me forever etc., etc.) that I can't help but laugh now. I locked myself in the bathroom after. dad came to me and said that even though he was disappointed, he wouldn't hate me forever. a peace offering of cottage cheese was given, and now I smile every time I think about it :)


This has to be my favorite vedifCry laughingLiteral tears


as an American, it tripped me out and hearing a British voice on an answering machine


dodie i will say this until i die but your teeth are so loVELY and straight. i have so much appreciation for people with nice teeth and u are one of those people


i was texting my boyfriend when a dodie notif comes on  and i type "OH FUCK" and leave the convo and then he keeps calling and when i finally answer he asks "aRE YOU OKAY??" and i legit said "AHHAHA SORRY BABE DODIE" and he was so understanding 😂😂


This story made me remeber a little story. I am a sugar addict and it's been like that since i can remember, so once my mum brought a chocolate for her and put it on the fridge, when she walked out to do something, i ran to the fridge and ate all the chocolate, my mum came back and when she opened the fridge the chocolate was gone, so she put my sisters and i together and asked who ate her chocolate, i, of course lied and she started laughing so hard because i had chocolate all over my face, hahahahha. it's awesome being sometimes a naughty kid.


I balanced a bucket of water over my door once and called my mum upstairs and as she came into my room she opened the door and got soaked. She was FURIOUS. I think I shocked myself that I'd done that too haha.


Really random but Dodie omg what did your to me... I saw La La Land yesterday because of your video and I'm still not over it. It was so beautiful, I cried so much


"I wanted to give you money"
now THAT'S the type of swear jar I can work with
pls pay me for my profanity


I remember writing 'fuck' on a tiny peice of paper when I was like 6. My mom found it later and asked me and my sister who it was. I lied and my sister ended up getting the blame.


dodie the way you sing to the 1975 is the exact same as i do. okay that's all


This reminds me of when I befriended some new people when I around eight who <del>swore</del> dun dun dun(!) Because of this I remember going to the park with them and stubbing my toe so I whisper-yelled 'fuck' in my little scrawny eight yr old voice. I was so upset afterwards because I had previously vowed to myself that I would never swear. I bottled it up for a day before I cracked and cried in front of my mum. Simpler times eh?

This reminds me of when I befriended some new people when I around eight who -swore- dun dun dun(!) Because of this I remember going to the park with them and stubbing my toe so I whisper-yelled 'fuck' in my little scrawny eight yr old voice. I was so upset afterwards because I had previously vowed to myself that I would never swear. I bottled it up for a day before I cracked and cried in front of my mum. Simpler times eh?


I wish I could jumpcut my life like the intro


the thought of you setting up your camera inside and then pretending to enter the house again just for a 3 second long clip is amusing to me idk why


I have the same shampoo! Daddy O from Lush-IT smells AMAZING! Like Parma violets lol


Wow I was such a boring child, I was too scared to do anything like this, but I feel like my parents would've reacted the same way😂😂


I'm crying swearing kids is the funniest thing :''''')


Hey doodie. I've been watching your videos for about 3 month thanks to a friend. i was wondering if you can do a cover. the song is Hariloom by Sleeping Atlast. It's one of my favorite songs. I think you might like it :)


This reminded me of the time I wrote "shit" on my brother's wooden bunk bed


Hey Dodie you're great and also can I be on your snapchat 🤗🤗


Is it just me or does Dodie's dad sound like Emma Blackery's  dad? Sisters Confirmed™


"A bit younger than me" he's 5 (I know what you mean but I laughed so hard what am I)


I'm crying omg, I once decided to be a rebel and post a note through a girls door saying I didn't like her when I was like 8


"FUCK" is now my favourite dodie's lyrics.


As a kid me and my brother (at like 4 yo) we used to swear in secret. As in. Sometimes when our parents would leave us alone together we'd be like OOH <b>says lots of swear words while giggling</b> and one day when I was like 4 we were in the car while our mum was shopping. We were like OK SAY YOUR LAST EVER SWEAR WORD WE WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN, and that was it. 😂 didn't swear till I was 12

As a kid me and my brother (at like 4 yo) we used to swear in secret. As in. Sometimes when our parents would leave us alone together we'd be like OOH *says lots of swear words while giggling* and one day when I was like 4 we were in the car while our mum was shopping. We were like OK SAY YOUR LAST EVER SWEAR WORD WE WILL NEVER SWEAR AGAIN, and that was it. 😂 didn't swear till I was 12


Proud parent moment. "My Dodie wrote fuck."


I smashed my phone screen while watching this

Worth it tho


omg I did something similar except I wrote shit on the wall under some peeling wallpaper and it was only discovered when we redecorated the room 4 years later


Moving to uni three years ago was really sad and nostalgic because I felt like my childhood was over and I had to clear loads of stuff like bags of stuff from the end of every year at school like paintings, stories etc, but now I'll be moving back to the family home when I graduate in summer and its so weird because I almost have two homes and I'll have to leave this one behind now. Why does change happen i can't deal.


So I watched Dodie's Snap chat before this, and no, Dodie I am NOT asking to be put in your story or anything...but you can if you want to. Anyway! Your parents reaction would, and will always be my reaction, when my kids grow up and start doing stuff like this. I think it is a mixture of both, hilarity, and embarrassment, mostly because they won't know what they're really saying, and also the fact that really...in reality its not that big of a deal. I dunno, those are just my thoughts!


When I was little and would go to people's houses for dinner (parents friends and what-not). When using the bathroom I'd snoop through their things and mess with stuff (i.e. mix perfumes in bottles, put soap on toothbrushes, squeeze toothpastes and things down the sink so they'd have less stuff). Wasn't doing it maliciously, just felt mischievous 😏


just watched your SNAPCHAT about comments asking to be on your SNAPCHAT lol love u loads


dodie how many times have you seen LA LA land? im currently on 5 :))))))


I hope you had a good day, mine was quite shit.


I have a candle like that 😱  I made it 🙃

I have a candle like that 😱  I made it 🙃


one time when i was somewhere between 5-7 so let's just assume i was 6. i was sent to my room because i probably threw a fit or something and after i was done sulking and being angry about getting in trouble i was filled with boredom. at the time me and my older sister shared a room and she had a bottle of perfume out on the dresser. trying to fill my time and also get out some extra rage i started to spray it EVERYWHERE. then i got really close to the wall and would spray perfume directly onto the wall and door and basically everything so that it left little wet circles on things. then my mom came to get me from my timeout and she saw that i had done this and potentially ruined the paint on the walls. she asked me if i did it and of course i lied but of course it was me because i was in the room alone no one else did it. moral of the story don't let me near perfume when i'm filled with rage or else i'll spray on your walls


Joe's parents must still be angry I mean just look at the dislikes


Next time more of a peek inside the tub? ;)


I once was at the dining table eating with my mum and i kept doing something that she didnt like. I cant remember what but i kept doing it and she kept telling me off and i wasnt listening and just kept going so she hit my hand (not abusively) and she had never done that before and i was so shocked i went storming away to my room and i had heard if you sucked your skin it would bring blood to the surface and make it all red so i kept doing that where she hit me until it was bright red and looked like a bruise and then i went downstairs and showed her and she felt awful. I had to go to karate that night and the whole time i was in there i felt awful about lying. Then when she picked me up she looked so sad and said "Holly, im really sorry. I didnt think i had hit you hard at all. I wouldnt have done that. But im sorry that i must have and i hope your ok" AND I FELT AWFUL!! I burst out crying and told her i was lying and she grounded me for 2 weeks hahahah. What a little shit i was


I'm going to write fuck in all of my hats now


Dodie if u see this you should put me on your Snapchat bc ily


I didn't know any swears until I was about 10. I don't know why it was this way but I remember when I was about 7 I lied by saying I knew what the F word was because somehow I thought that would make me cool but when my parents asked me what it was I had no clue and I was really embarrassed. I'm pretty sure I did it just so I could figure out what it was because I was curious.


All I'm asking is to show up on the SnapChat!!


Please can you do a cover of The Internet Is Here by Dan and Phil. It would literally complete my life 🌞🦄


OMG ITS SPELLED IAIN WHAT MY LIFE JUST CHANGED


I wrote bitch on an eraser in 3rd grade and my parents were so mad


okay but what shampoo was that? it was purple and i need it!!


ur a brave soul dodie if i wrote "fuck" NOW i'd get murdered


hey Dodie it's my birthday lol thanks for doing vedif, otherwise you wouldn't have uploaded on ma bday, ly


when I was seven I would of probably written poo tbh


i once colored my entire bottom half PURPLE.


um......DODIE HELP ME IDIOTS KEEP CHASING ME AFTERSCHOOL AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EVER


hey im a newish sub, what is she saying in her outro


Would it be possible to talk to you sometime


My brother is called Joe and has a brother called Adam no fucking joke


The swear word bit is funny but INSIDE A HAT?!???? WHO THINKS OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!


Is this the video you asked manager josh if you could post .


Why edit the part of you undressing, we are all adults here! It would of been nice to see your beauty.


heeeeyyy my names adam. <br>just wanted to mention that.

heeeeyyy my names adam.
just wanted to mention that.


god i am so excited to have kids and to experience hilarious stuff like that hahahah😂😂 dodie, i always knew you were cheeky af


OH MY GOD hearing your parents talk about it is so cute. This was a very chilled vedif, I do like


this story is so cute!! the way your parents were proud of you! adorable☺


I havent been feeling too good recently and this video just helped to cheer me up a little, thank you dodie. I love all your videos as they help me to smile <3


You uploading makes me so happy 💕 it's currently 9:39am and I had a pretty shitty day yesterday but waking up to a Dodie upload makes it all kind of better 💕
Thank you for being a ray of sunshine in my life


I laughed so hard at this. Dodie you've made my day!


That was SUCH a delightful story! I giggled the whole way through!


this is hilarious! kudos to your folks for being so chill i wouldve laughed so hard omg


This was the funniest part of my day, I tip my hat to you dodie.
Haha hat. Get it.

I'll let myself out.