the harshest form of slander

writing "fuck" in somebody's hat

Conan Gray CONANA MY FATHER. IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. TEH SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, MY ACNE HAS FLOURISHED, ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Conan Gray CONANNNNNN LITERALLY EVERY TIME I WATCH DODIE I THINK OF YOU

I looked at the comment and I was like "so true hahahahaha" then I saw that Conan wrote it and I was like "YESS CONAN ILY IULSJBCHVLJCNJVHXLKSNCLKCBN"

Conan Gray is it Conan Gray? or is it Dodie yellow?

Conan Gray oh please collab. That would make me so happy

DODIE ARE YOU SEEING THIS MAJESTICNESS RIGHT HERE CMON COME COLLAB WITH SWEET LIL CONAN PLS DODIE PLS

MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE, PLEASE WRITE A SONG TOGETHER x

OMG HEY CONAN I DIDNT KNOW YOU WATCHED DODIE :)) I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH

+Conan Gray omg, didn't expect to see conan on a dodie video! I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH <3333

conan, i had no idea you watch dodie. anyway, hello!

Rashmika k my QUEEN is on my OTHER QUEEN's channel

Omfg Ilysm I had no idea you liked to watch dodie xD I'm dead this is amazing

Conan Gray conan hahaha you watch dodies videos you guys  should write a song togheter that would be really cool

Conan Gray obliatory AHHH MY TWO FAV YOUTUBES TOGETHER OMGGGG
but no genuinely i adore both of you this makes me happy

Conan Gray obliatory *AHHH MY TWO FAV YOUTUBES TOGETHER OMGGGG*
but no genuinely i adore both of you this makes me happy

COLLAB WITH DODIE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. 💕💕

Conan Gray CONAN AAHK MY TWO FAVOURITE YOUTUBERS AAH

wowie you're a cool dude i didn't expect to see you in dodie's comments :)

Conan Gray it true also ily thanks 4 existing


I want Doddleoddle merch with "Fuck" written on all the lables

EMMAwkward.   Yes please dodie look at this

I wouldn't buy the merch unless it said "Fuck" on the label XD This is geniusssssss

Ella O'Kelly I thought of this as soon as i saw those!

YESSSSS OMG THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING

Hahahaha! Omg, that would be so hilarious and awesome!


That was so so so funny :D I love your videos, they're so natural :D


Can we please appreciate how good dodie's eyebrows look naturally?!?!

gbwildlife uk or she’s just super fucking pretty?

@Salem The ukulele a goddess????? FFS youre easily pleased!

I wasn't really thinking about the eyebrows but that's about where the camera stopped 😣😭😢😭😢

They're just eyebrows who cares, why does everyone obsess over eyebrows

How about her being a goddess no matter what.


"My little Dodie wrote FUCK in someone's hat!" Oml 😂

I died at 'My little dodie wrote' and 'I was gonna give you money'

•••••••••alxxa •••••••••

"But- gsfshdjfkadgh, DAD!" i was laughing so hard at that


I loved this and your parents commentary! It makes me wanna ask my parents stuff I did when I was younger 😂

You deserve replies. So here's a reply. Also, I love your music SO much.


I have watched two videos today by doddie and there was a TØP reference on both of them I am dying yaaaaaas

Oof a bit late to the comment train but ||-//

JPHenshy I'LL STAY AWAKE, CAUSE THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT

@Basically Flying Productions its from ode to sleep

JPHenshy DU DUDUDU DU ILL STAY AWAKE CUZ THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT

And me over here doesn’t get it so I see Percy Jackson’s sword

CAUSE THE DARK'S NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT

NA NA NA NA NEE NAN NA NA NA

I'LL STAY AWAKE 'CAUSE THE DARK'S NOT TAKING PRISONERS TONIGHT

JPHenshy DUN dun dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn  (the instrumental after)

JPHenshy <b>intense music</b> I'LL STAY AWAY

WHY CANT I GIBE THIS COMMENT 724891037 LIKES???

JPHenshy CUZ THE DARKS NOT TAKING PRISONER TONIGHT

Hey Itz Random I'LL TELL 'EM. YOOOOU HAVE NO PLANS FOR ME.

Lili  I SWEAR I HERD DEMONS YELLING THOSE CRAZY WORDS THEY WERE SPELLING

Randomness I MUST'VE KICKED THEM OUT, I MUST OF KICKED THEM OUUUUTTTT....

JPHenshy meanwhile I'll stay awake cz the dark's not taking prisoner's

Camille Weinrebe WHY AM I NOT SCARED IN THE MORNING? |-/

twentyughpilots I'll stay away, cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight! Bum bum bum bun neh neh nehh

JPHenshy bum na na na na bum na na na na bum na na na na bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

<b>heavydirtybreathing</b> I.. I GET IT!

A̵̖̕n̴̩̐c̷͔͗i̵̭͊e̴̲̓n̵̘̓t̷̼̉


MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEONES HAT !😂

MY *LITTLE DODIE* WROTE *FUCK* IN SOMEONES *HAT* !😂


dodies mum: NO dodie would NEVER do this
dodies dad: i wanted to give you money
i lOVE THER DIFFERENT RESPONSES


one time when i was little i wrote "shit" on the wall. in crayon. my parents could not stop laughing. i was a hardcore kid.

@Tedolph Bundler Oh okay I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh or find it funny I deleted my comment and I'm sorry that I for offending you.

@Tedolph Bundler no I just find it funny that's all a young kid knowing that word sorry it came out the wrong way

Once my little sister looked in the McDonald's bag. She was probably 3ish and she looked at my mom and said, "Oh shit mom, we fowgot the napkins." Me and my mom had a good laugh about it, then decided not to swear around her anymoreXD

my brother put actual shit on the wall, the good ol' days.

this sounds like something out of Percy Jackson. Don't know why. lol

Valerie Vaz When I was 7 I remember drawing a cat picking his nose on the wall. Little me thought it was hilarious

When I was just born the hospital takes a picture of the newborn and I looked so mad and was flipping off the nurse 😂

I would always do something bad, be told off, then look my parents in the eye and do it again

Gerard Lesterell according to my parents, 'fucker' was one of my first words.


I'm being random, but... Dodie, your skin looks so much better!!


Dodie thank you for always being that positive outlet in my life. Even if it's just a silly story, it makes me feel like I have a friend to count on for whatever I need. Thank you for always being you and being that positive factor in my life. Through your videos and your music I find peace and happiness. Your talent and personality radiate across the room. Never change, much love xx


I love how different Dodie's parents reacted like
Dodie's mum: There was..a swear word in the hat
Dodie's dad:
My little Dodie wrote FUCK!
In somebody's HAT!

ThatTemmiePhanicingInTheCørnerAbøutDødie her dad would have found that hilarious omg

that was so cute though "my little dodie"

I love how he wanted to give her money, he was so proud

it's now a strong 1494 and still no comments XD

like 600 people liked this but no one commented so hi


I love how dodie has the confidence to make a video while having a bath and somehow it doesnt feel weird??


I so loved this. You're so genuine and lovely....even when writing curse words in a little friends hat. Lol!


I watched this 5 times over, it's just so funny how that's the kind of thought that went through 7 year old Dodie's mind😂😂


That's hilarious, things always seem so bad when you're a kid, it's probably so funny for them to have kids and have them do dumb things and just have to try not to laugh hysterically


I didn't know the word 'fuck' when I was 7 😂 I don't know how I was so sheltered

I had brothers who were 15 and 17 that how I knew them

i kept confusing between 'suck' and 'fuck' so i never used either of those words in fear since i didn't know which one was the actual swear word... yeah i was 12

damnyoupolishgenius i remember that i thought damn was a really bad word and everytime someone Said it i went like <b>GASP</b> and Said something like "dont swear god's near" i mustve been so annoying bc now i swear all the time and i cant imagine not to lmao

damnyoupolishgenius i remember that i thought damn was a really bad word and everytime someone Said it i went like *GASP* and Said something like "dont swear god's near" i mustve been so annoying bc now i swear all the time and i cant imagine not to lmao

i learned it when i was 5 because someone wrote it on the school swingset and i said it outloud and the teacher was right next to me, i didn't get in trouble though. but i say it a lot now :) thanks grade school

i didn't know what it was until i was tHIRTEEN CAN YOU IMAGINE

damnyoupolishgenius when I was like 3 I remember going behind walls when my mom made me mad and flipping her off 😂

damnyoupolishgenius I grew up with swearing so I've known it since I was born

I didn't know the word fuck until I was 12!

damnyoupolishgenius I was screaming it out when I was 7 because I heard someone say it and didn't k ow what it meant 😂😂

damnyoupolishgenius when I was 7 the other kids screamed "look! There's a condom!" When they saw a see through plastic bag and we were so grossed out of this condoms

I remember when I was about 10, knowing that there was a swear word beginning with F because of Gordon Ramsay's programme "The F Word". I asked my mum what it was and she said "I'm not telling you but I never want to hear you say it". And so I couldn't of course XD Any normal ten year old would just ask the internet these days.

+Vanii's Kitty (Neko :33) i was actually probably like 4 or 5 when i learned the middle finger was "bad" bc i pointed with it and my then-preteen sister's friend thought it was just HILARIOUS and so they told me not to do it cuz it means a bad word, but i didnt learn til probably 6th grade what it actually meant lol

I am the eldest xD I first heard it when I was around 11 or 12, never said it though, my younger sister by two years (she is 14) still doesnt know it, and my other sister knew it since she was like 9 xD and she teached it indirectly to my 2 year old brother who doesnt know its meaning though and we wont say it around him again..I hope lol

i probably learned it around age 8 or 9, and i only learned it bc my dad was telling people the story about how his mom hated the restaurant Fuddruckers bc she thought they were intentionally trying to get ppl to accidentally say fuckrudders, and he forgot i was there and i was just like, "dad what does fuck mean?" and everyone just pissed themselves lol

+Sophie Smith Nope, I'm the eldest - good point haha, I'm sure my little sister knew them way earlier due to me and my brother XD

@Sophie Smith yeah, if you're the last child or have an older sibling then youd learn... much XD

damnyoupolishgenius do you have older siblings? Because that was how I knew those words 😂

damnyoupolishgenius you must've had a good childhood

I didn't know ANY swear words till I was 9...

damnyoupolishgenius same, when I was 7 I thought crap and stupid were "bad words" lol


Ha! Oh little Dodie why<br>I looove how you shot this video! Your editing is so simple, yet one of my favorite types. That story was pretty funny as well-loved hearing from your parents' side!

Ha! Oh little Dodie why
I looove how you shot this video! Your editing is so simple, yet one of my favorite types. That story was pretty funny as well-loved hearing from your parents' side!


Wonderful stoty! I laughed as it brought back my naughty childhood memory! Thanks for sharing and I'm hoping you're having some happy days! Lots of love to you!


love how dodie can literally make a video whilst in the bath, that shows you how real youtubers are


watching this after waking up from a bad dreams.  this really cheered me up and made me giggle. thanks dodie!


"my little Dodie wrote fuck! In someone's hat!" IM DYING LAUGHING


Dodie, I really appreciate how well put-together this video is. I love how you edited it and the story is great. I love your content and hope all goes well ☺


I love the fact that you seem so comfortable to be talking to a camera whilst sitting in the bath. It's lovely to see how far you have come. I'm really proud :-) xx


ok but how cute is dodie honestly I love her so much I'm so happy I'm gonna see her at playlist be right back gonna cry


This is such a funny video! Love hearing childhood stories - I believe it keeps us young 😁❤


been working on my mental health and positivity and gotta say watching dodie's videos really helps! they just make me so happy and are AESTHETIC

I love how you put aesthetic in capital letters. Also, same.


Can we just appreciate how lovely and cute bath videos are for a moment? What did mankind do to deserve this cute lil nerd


this video was absolutely adorable. i'm just imagining a teeny tiny dodie with a mischievous grin on her face xx


I really loved this video. :) It's was so good.  Vedic is the best! These videos have been getting me through sh*t anxiety this week, Dodie you're the best! <3


The more videos I watch of you the more I love you <3 this was such a cute and funny story!


your dad seems like an awesome guy x'D<br>love this vlog and story!!

your dad seems like an awesome guy x'D
love this vlog and story!!


I loved listening to dodie's conversation with her dad it was hilarious.


I'll have you know that I'm attempting to stifle my laughter at two in the morning trying not to wake my whole family. this is one of my favorite vlogs that you've done.


This was such a nice video, other than it being the sweetest story the whole video was shot, edited and structured perfectly, it was a joy to watch


I love how dodie's dad was like  "I wanted to give you money"<br>xD

I love how dodie's dad was like  "I wanted to give you money"
xD


I remember being 11 and saying to one of my friends that I thought this girl who bullied me in school (who was also called Mollie) was a bitch. Someone overheard me saying it and told her straight away, she then went to tell the deputy head teacher and I thought I'd be in so much trouble when he asked to talk to me. He just sat me down on a bench in the playground and told me he'd heard about what I'd said and asked me why I'd said it. I told him that I didn't really know, I said that she had been horrible to me since we were about 4 or 5 and I never knew why she didn't like me so much. I expected him to turn to me and tell me off or give me a detention, instead he just told me that he'd noticed for a while how she was with me and that he could understand why I wanted to use the word to describe her. He then went on to say that I'm a good kid and that was the first bad thing he'd ever heard of me doing and said I wasn't in trouble but he didn't want to hear about me saying it again and that I should try to not let it effect me as much. I think it was one of the first times an adult had talked to me as an equal and didn't look at me as a silly little child. Looking back I'm glad he dealt with it in that way, I think it helped me grow a slightly thicken skin to deal with the bullies I faced then and would later face in high school.

I would love to have had that experience! Wow, your teacher was amazing! My brother said to me once (just a few months ago) that I’m just like a “kid” to him, which made me furious. He is older than me and has been alive my entire life. He always frustrates me, like how those annoying siblings do, and has been doing so for YEARS. It wasn’t until maybe three weeks ago when it just got to me and I exploded. I wanted to kill him so badly then, but I know I can’t and definitely shouldn’t. Keeping all of the pent up anger and annoyance bottled inside was too much to handle and I cried so hard, punching the walls and my bedroom door. I remember thinking when I was younger of all the bad things I would say to him...

So yeah. I would love to have had an adult early on talk to me as if I weren’t just a child! Your teacher handled it so well!


This is probably my favorite video of yours, super chill and funny! love love love <3


I forgot how much I loved dodie's channel, I forgot how I could just click on a random video and just peacefully laugh at the lovely content.


I love how all of your videos don’t have music. When your videos are just you talking, they’re so genuine and hit a deeper spot in people’s hearts.


(I'm late but) this sounds absolutely hilarious and Dodie you look amazing I love your hair


You know what I love about dodie? She can take off her makeup and looking tired with imperfections and bags under her eyes she is still absolutely gorgeous.


can we take a moment to appreciate how stunning dodie looks without makeup🌍

@holly jane Girls should be falling all over, for you!

erin do I know u cos I know like 3 erins

Desmond Craddock okay I know now I'm being a hypocrite, but my reply should be the last. This will be the last part of this entire argument, deal?

amy amazing34 that's such a pointless argument because I could just say the same thing back to you or anyone. No one has to reply to anything. And I'll remind you I had stopped replying weeks ago until they randomly came at me with a weird ass hypothetical. So yeah buddy I did kinda have to reply.

Awkward Sloth 😂😂😂😂 indeed, mah boi, indeed

Desmond Craddock YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REPLY BUDDY BOI, YOU COULDA JUST LEFT IT AND NOT REPLIED AND EVERYTHING PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STOPPED BOI.

Xxyour worst nightmare Lps productionsxX

Awkward Sloth lol it's ok, you don't have to be into a comment battle with a wanna be meat head😂

aleх      theirs a difference being just plain horrible and having an opinion believe me "honey".

Awkward Sloth it's their opinion, Honey.

Desmond Craddock WOW IM SURPRISED YOU REALISED IM FEMALE HOLY SHIT

Desmond Craddock you just called someone's face 'gross' and 'a freak show'.but oh no of course nothings wrong

Desmond Craddock you think you're so clever don't you?and you're here in the comments section of a video you're clearly not interested in...or maybe you are and this is the way you treat nice people?otherwise you clearly don't have anything better to do with your life and i advise you leave.👋

Ellie Simmons yes but for some people it gives them confidence and helps them through hard times when they may feel bad about themselves 😊

erin she's super gorgeous! I'm jealous haha

yeah it's gross isn't it? she's Brave for showing us that freak show

erin yus. i dont even know why makeup exists, everyone is beautiful without it, you dont needs to hide yourself from the world....

erin she's always stunning I love her so much for u wanna fight

erin I know, her acne has cleared up SO GOOD❤❤❤

jealous enough to write a naughty word in a hat tho???


i love your dad :) his reaction is just great.


oh my god this is the best story ever. I LOVE your dad's reaction, incredible.


This is so cute! Dodie this story is hilarious and adorable at the same time😂


This might be my new favourite video! Absolutely hilarious :')


that proud feeling when u knew dodie had a brother

for those asking i found out from "Seven facts about doddleoddle!"

Charlotte Black I was so fucking proud of myself

i hate how I didn't even have to check HAHAHA

Charlotte Black well i mean he was in a video so

Charlotte Black haha I was just thinking the same thing


This is the best story I've ever heard Dodie <3


thank you for cheering me up dodie. love you x


omg I loved this xD I laughed so hard. More childhood stories!


I had a smile on my face the whole time while watching this


OH MY GOD YOUR DAD IS ADORABLE "MY DODIE WROTE FUCK ONTO SOMEONE'S HAT!" I LOVE HIM 😝😂😂💛💗👍


thank you for giving me a good laugh dodie! :)


That was cool! Needed a good laugh this morning, thank you very much.


I smile comes on my face every time I see anything about dodie I just lover her stuff


this is my favorite video you've ever done!!!! love the childhood memories, so cute n simple 💞💞


I was not having a good mental health day today but this video calmed me down and made me smile. Thank you Dodie.

Anna Porco get well soon, I feel the same way. Stay hydrated, it will pass xx


this is HILARIOUS! Thank you for sharing it with us!


Just the perfect likkle bedtime story :) thanksyooou, dodie toots xx


you look so happy recently!!! makes me happy. hope you're feeling happy!


This is the best story I've ever heard - I love that your parents couldn't keep a straight face, that's exactly how mine would have reacted, too.


This is hilarious. I laughed so hard, so thank you for sharing!


That was truly excellent :D Thanks Dodie <3


this is so funny 😂 I love how your parents both where like ' not my little Dodie'😂


One time when I was around 4 years old I pulled down my grandmothers curtain and I went silent while everyone stared to see what happened and like a few seconds later I was like “oh shit!” And everyone couldn’t stop laughing. Honestly every time I think about it I imagine my little self under this massive white sheet while swearing.


TBH at the moment, dodie, her videos and her music are the only things that bring me anything close to joy, so thank you so so much for making me feel almost happy, I'm infinitely grateful, I love you so much 💖


My god, this video made me giggle! The enthusiasm you told that story with was so infectious - I caught myself smiling throughout the whole thing. Childhood stories are such an interesting way of learning about a person's character - for that reason, I feel as though this video was uniquely intimate, in it's own way. I really enjoyed the commentary on the 'type of child' Dodie was, from both you, Dodie, your Mum & Dad's perspective. Happy VEDIF! Xx


this is hilarious as someone who has always been disturbingly able to bold face lie to my parents

@Sellsbones ASMR I don't get guilty, but my heart does start pounding a little because I know I might get caught. I can usually control my posture and tone for the most part, so I can't recall ever getting caught in a lie because of how hypercareful I am when I do something I shouldn't. But I don't really lie too often anyway. Luckily, if I sweat, I can blame it on the Texas heat.

I can lie without hesitation. It is really bad, but I feel no guilt.

cats cats same, idk how people feel guilty about it


Shattered just home from work and this made me smile so much glad I decided to watch it before bed 🙈😂


I can't stop laughing oh my god. idk why but this sounds like something I'd have done as a kid lol. jfc this is hilarious tho thanks for sharing this story dodie :3


you're so loveable, you are made into my daily routine 🎷


I loved that video, you are just so bubbly and adorable without makeup in the bath


This beginning of the video is really really well done. My god. You're an all-round-inspiration to me and my videos.


Oh my god, that's so funny. Really enjoy these chatty videos.


You uploading is my favourite thing. No, watching you is my favourite thing. No, living in the same time as you is my favourite thing

My like represents my ability to relate.

A young adult taking a shower? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

I thought you said living in the same house and I had to check your username to see if it was Hazel writing the comment


I love watching this video it’s so calming lol and also it was the first video I saw of you 😂💓


I had a little rubber pony that you could sit on. When my sister played with MY pony, I was so jealous that I took a scissor and stuck it into the pony's neck! Of course, all the air inside started bursting out. Then I realised I just killed my so loved pony because of jealousy and started sobbing. My parents also found that quite hilarious-  didn't suit me at all! :D Love stories like this Hahaha

Ok, this is supposed be funny but I get way too emotional when hearing about lost children's toys... Good story though


Okay, I love Dodie. I really love her. And her parents sound great😂❤


All you need to know to laugh at this really hard is that it’s dodie lol. Dodie is hilarious and adorable


Watching this and reading the stories in the comments, I'm legitimately struggling to refrain from accidentally spitting my beverage all over my computer from laughter :'D


i have exams currently and i dont think i smiled in a few days, this made me smile  , thanks dodie x


I hope you're doing better bab!! I love you


the thought of little dodie doing that makes me smile so much


That's so hilarious and sounds like something I would do as a kid lol.


can we all take a moment to appreciate how innocent and adorable she is 😍😍😍


This is the greatest. I  chuckled at the imagery. (Also,  your parents sounds lovely.)


This video made my day omg. It's so personal and authentic and nice and peaceful for you're taking a bath but at the same time i get like a kind of nostalgic vibe since it was about a childhood memory and you talk so lovingly to you're parents. I just can't believe how talented you are at editing, adding all those little shots of yourself at the beginning (you getting home, making tea, taking your clothes off), and at story telling since you made it so intresting and funny. I felt as if I were involved in the story but mostly I felt like I there with you, having a chat, you know? And it is a quite conforting feeling. You're amazing and I just loved loved loved it omg thanks dodie


This has officially been my favorite thing of the day.


I want my kid to something like that just so I can laugh at them like your parents laughed at you! god, I really want to be a mother <3


i don't think it's possible to be any more in love with you


its my fav thing when you see a glimpse of one sibling in the other. Dodie made think of Hedy for a sec. and also "My little DODIE wrote fuck in somebody's hat!' killed me


I can't believe I just started to watch dodie a few weeks ago!? I love her so much already. and am I the only one who thinks dodie is just the cutest and prettiest name? it's like jodie but better. can I name my child dodie


this is such a good video omg I laughed so hard at this story 😂👌


I WANT MORE DODIE BATH VIDEOS.... sounds weird I just like the chill vibe of this... 🌼


THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. I remember when I was like 6 I drew a harry potter scar on my sisters baby born doll and every one was SO mad at me lol I actually remember it so well. And omg I love how much you are uploading this month don't you even DARE to say sorry for the one day you missed like non

Kim Olyslager yeah... that was good of you, there's no leaving the fandom now... <b>evil chuckles</b>

Kim Olyslager yeah... that was good of you, there's no leaving the fandom now... *evil chuckles*

why don't people use the "Edit" option these days ...

nah its not dodie yellow its, like, mustard-y

Kim Olyslager but what about your jumper? is it Dodie yellow?

I meant noh* I am not calling you a non SORRY


I love the way she wrote her dad's laugh😁


I'm actually crying with laughter this is bloody hilarious oh my god 😂 but also this is something I would do when I played with my slightly younger family friends oh dearrrr so reckless hahahahaha


When I was little, probably around the age of 6 or 7, I had a knack for drawing on the walls. There was one in particular I remember specifically because my parents still talk about it today, but we lived in this little apartment that had a basement. Little me was downstairs playing with hot wheels by myself and got bored so I decided to create a mural with crayons on the whole wall of the basement. This was also how we learned I was allergic to magic erasers haha good times


dodie, you're such a sweet, lovely human and in my honest opinion the world is blessed to have you on it. i'm sure you don't always feel like a gift to this planet, which of course is normal but makes me sad bc so many people are so full of love for you. you have something about you that's so loveable, and you might think that that's merely because you portray yourself to be a happy, joyous person with a personality to match dodie yellow (on your doddleoddle account i mean) but you post about your depersonalisation and your panick attacks and your nostalgia and how you're a "mistake making human" on your social media and on doddlevloggle, and all of us doddleoddlers love you so much WITH your flaws, not despite them. i mean, sure, i'm sure you don't post all of your life on the internet and you might dismiss this lil essay that im writing- if you see it- because you think we dont know you, but all i wanted to say is that we all appreciate you a lot, and you're an 100/10 human bean in our eyes in so many ways, definitely not a 6. i wish you could see yourself through our eyes, then you'd be absolutely smitten with yourself. hope you're doing okay in your head at the minute & thankyou for sharing the little parts of your life with us:') Xo


Those are some incredible story telling skills you have there.


Been a while since I laughed that much :)


I felt like I was listening to a really dramatic thriller book. How did you manage to keep me so enthralled in a story about writing fuck in a hat, how can anyone not love you


Oh my god! That is so adorable. It's funny to think back on little things like that where it felt like such a huge deal to you. But once you left your parents were probably cackling about how ridiculous it was. Oh, children.


Dodie you're actually such an amazing human I can't even! You deserve all the happiness in the world, so so so much love! xx


Omg I love how chill this video was your just like doing your thing in the bath it's so calming


i've been depersonalized for a whole week (24hours a day) and ur videos make me feel better i love u


my VISION begins to go!!! haha I love 7 year old Dodie! xx


YOU LOOK REALLY HEALTHY & HAPPY DODIE OMG


Youre gorgeous without makeup! Dont let anyone tell you differently! 😊❤


0:03 Aw! Scooter! This is a very chill video. Very cute! And very naughty little dodie!
1:00 Reminded me of Hazel, in the video, Texting Random People with Daniel J Layton 😂


Hahahaha omg amazing! I have a few memories like this with my parents 😂


Dodie's parents are cool, I see why she is awesome.  :)


Dodie's little squeak at 4:28 is so cute, idk why I noticed it but it's adorable.


Love it she is absolutely adorable and cute always truly enjoy


i need more bathtime dodie it's so relaxing and nice


This reminds me so much of the time when I was in kindergarten and we were assigned to make three sided hats with George Washington on them. So, I decided to embellish the doodle with a very descriptive drawing of George's genitals. I faced the side of the hat that had aforementioned genitalia away from the teachers view on the windowsill, thus completely visible to ANYONE outside. smooth move, right? Long story short, I get caught and sent home early from school. I walked into my living room and my parents were sitting on the couch and my dad said "Anna, what did you do today?" And I, in all of my eloquent five year old glory, said: "uh... I drew George Washington inappropriate." And my parents naturally burst into laughter, which then I cried in response to, and my mom taught me a very important lesson: "there is a time and a place for penises, Anna. next time you can bring an extra worksheet home, and we can all draw penises to our hearts' content." <br>In conclusion, turns out I'm gay.

This reminds me so much of the time when I was in kindergarten and we were assigned to make three sided hats with George Washington on them. So, I decided to embellish the doodle with a very descriptive drawing of George's genitals. I faced the side of the hat that had aforementioned genitalia away from the teachers view on the windowsill, thus completely visible to ANYONE outside. smooth move, right? Long story short, I get caught and sent home early from school. I walked into my living room and my parents were sitting on the couch and my dad said "Anna, what did you do today?" And I, in all of my eloquent five year old glory, said: "uh... I drew George Washington inappropriate." And my parents naturally burst into laughter, which then I cried in response to, and my mom taught me a very important lesson: "there is a time and a place for penises, Anna. next time you can bring an extra worksheet home, and we can all draw penises to our hearts' content."
In conclusion, turns out I'm gay.

TheaterFreak42 this is the best story I've ever read

"There's a time and a place for penises, Anna" this is very true and a lesson we should all learn! >_<


YouTube suggested this to me on my feed. I'm glad I watched as I was laughing out loud. I'm sure my dog was giving me weird looks again. She's a blue heeler and sometimes cuddles up next to me as if saying, it's ok, I see you're having a breakdown. Normal humans don't laugh at their phone. Lol


You are such a good story teller. That was a good laugh thanks. I'm a sucker for childhood nostalgia myself


That's so funny! I was having a bad day and this made me laugh :>


Omg this is adorable I love this story. I used to have a habit of writing/drawing on the walls or furniture of my house. I would always lie about it tho. Also I used to rip up my brother's styrofoam aeroplanes (anyone else remember those?) if I was left alone with them. I was a very destructive child

lol I would draw on my the headboard of my bed,the doors,and the walls <br>It was a huge habit of mine

lol I would draw on my the headboard of my bed,the doors,and the walls
It was a huge habit of mine

Mollsauce OMG! I did the same... Only I drew on the walls IN A RENTED HOUSE. My mum and dad had to secretly repaint the walls without the owners knowing xD

I don't have siblings so when I was little I didn't have anything to blame it on.. I don't have very many young me stories. Didn't do much..

Mollsauce oh my gosh that's so cute! i used to write my name all over the walls then try to blame it on my sis 😂


Had to click because Dodie looked so adorable in the thumbnail


Your dad looks like such a nice and funny man Dodie!


Omg her dad is hilarious! And young Dodie is also hilarious!!!!!!!


Dodie I just wanted to say your skin is looking so well!!


the part where she lip sincs her mothers voicemail is SO ME.

or is so everyone? does everyone do this?

Yes, at least I do! I get her voicemail a lot. (;


I know this is like three years later but...<br>I was nine, at my best friends birthday and she is showing us her gold mystery packet figure from the co-op and I wanted a gold one but she already had a silver one, so when we had to wash our hands before tea, I took it off her bedroom drawer and put it in my pocket.

I know this is like three years later but...
I was nine, at my best friends birthday and she is showing us her gold mystery packet figure from the co-op and I wanted a gold one but she already had a silver one, so when we had to wash our hands before tea, I took it off her bedroom drawer and put it in my pocket.


I remember watching this when it came out and appreciating your realness so much and it’s nearly it’s one year anniversary I’m emo


When i was little i would call trucks "fucks" and my parents DIED laughing every time 😂


I love your parents they seem so nice and funny and once your mom tweeted me


Dodie don't worry. We will be near you in your house like a happy family. We will make you have loads more memories that you'll never forget.


This reminds me of the time when I wrote "I hate you" on my brother's teddy in felt pen and then blamed it on my friend, who'd been round our house... yeah, I was an evil demon child.<br> Then there was also the time me and another friend decided to give my brother's battery-powered dog a shower... this is really starting to make me see what a twisted kid I was!

This reminds me of the time when I wrote "I hate you" on my brother's teddy in felt pen and then blamed it on my friend, who'd been round our house... yeah, I was an evil demon child.
 Then there was also the time me and another friend decided to give my brother's battery-powered dog a shower... this is really starting to make me see what a twisted kid I was!


hahaha thanks dodie this made me chuckle <3 :) xxx


My favourite videos are the ones when Dodie is in her bath


binge watching dodie videos becuase I should be doing homework but I'm procrastinating. I love you dodie


I don't know why but this video made me feel so comfortable and at home and safe which might be a bit weird but yeah <3


Is it me or is Dodie just really really cute? Greetings from the USA 🇺🇸


when Dodie was talking to her dad i lost it 😂


I can't wait till you make a song about this moving thingy. I hope you'll feel better soon ❤


One of the dumbest naughty things I remember doing as a kid, involved sausages...hear me out. So, when I younger, my mom would almost always give me these little sausages to eat for breakfast before school, to the point where I got SO sick of them. But I couldn't go watch tv before school until I finished. Until one day, while staring at these sausages not wanting to eat them, and I glanced down and noticed there was a small drawer hidden in my kitchen right beside where I usually ate. So...I dumped the sausages in there when nobody was looking...and this continued for weeks. So one day, I'm going into the kitchen ready to dump some sausages, only to find my mom searching the kitchen, saying she smelled something rotten...needless to say she found the sausage drawer...and the best part is that I tried to lie about it...LIKE, WHERE ELSE DID I THINK I COULD SAY THEY CAME FROM?!

(plot twist: That's now one of my favorite things to eat)


Dodie rolling into her apartment on a scooter was iconic


I have an insane imagination so i imagined this entire thing and it was adorable


I love this story ILMAO every time when I hear Dad 😅😅👍I love it


I grinned ear to ear for that whole story. #relateable


when you want to make a clever, well composed comment relating to the amazing video but at the same time, all you want to do is try and get put on dodie's snapchat


YOUR DAD IS AMAZING!!!<br>(also we need a skincare routine YOU'RE SKIN IS SO MUCH CLEARER)

YOUR DAD IS AMAZING!!!
(also we need a skincare routine YOU'RE SKIN IS SO MUCH CLEARER)


omg this is so cute and chill, I love this


How does a video with a person(that's amazingly adorable and talented ok) in a bathtub talking about writing a swear word in a hat make me so fricking happy😂


omg, i'm dying laughing over hear. That is just too funny.


This is actually the cutest story it's so funny. XD


this whole video i couldn't stop smiling. in pre-k i used to give myself hickies on the arm and when my mom asked what they were i would tell her i just fell off the swing set. she knew what i was doing but i thought i was awfully clever.


Ok, I'm pretty new to this channel! ^^
The story was loads of fun! But I have to ask...
Why in the bath..? O.o


I'm binge watching the vedifs i missed whilst waiting for my cake to bake c:


I would love to meet little Dodie hahahaha what a legend


Can I just say, I'm not only in love with your videos and music, but also with this community? You put a video of yourself talking while taking a bath ON THE INTERNET, and there are no pervert in the comments! It's sad though, 'cause it shouldn't be something "unusual", if most people outside of this community still knew what human decency was...

Other than that, very cool and funny story, and I love your dad, he's soo cool!! ^^


Just wanted to say your skin is looking really good here! :D xx


"my little dodie wrote FUCK in somebody's hat!" I still can't get over that line

Snervous Sivan 😂😃 that was the best bit!

I was laughing so hard because they're so chill about cussing, if I said fuck in front of my parents I would get killed!

Snervous Sivan And he was so proud he wanted to give her money 😂


i relate to the bad jealousy issues too dodie <3 i always am worried sick abt my friends having other friends because i feel like theyre having more fun and like them more than me


I think the first time I truely used a naughty word was when I was around 6 or 7. My cousin came to visit and I was like BUGGING him to play an imaginary game like space adventure or teacher but all he did was nap on my bed! MY purple butterfly bed!! So I just felt the raaaage and yelled "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!!" and my parents BURST open the door, clearly upset. So I get told to sit and wait while my parents talk. A few minutes later (though as a child it felt like 600 years), they come back in the room and ask why I said the bad word. I just look them with tears in my eyes and say "I was trying to get [cousin's name] out of bed so I yelled like mommy does to daddy on Mondays" AND MY DAD JUST CANNOT HOLD IN THIS EARTH SHAKING LAUGH OMG and of course as a kid I had no idea why he was laughing but my mom's face was like super red! ...ended up getting a new stuffed animal that day from my dad. 👍


i went back to 4:34 so many times now, your dad sounds great!


everyone's asking to be on ur sc story but all I care about is how lovely this video is


that is probably the best story I have ever heard #feelingblessed


visiting this back, a few months on.

Come to realise that dodies dad approves of naughty dodie's antics.


when I was like 10 my friend forced me to write on a slide at the park and i thought vandalism was the worst thing i could possibly do and the guilt ate me up so bad until one day i let it slip to my mom and burst into tears and she was like "okay"


omg that line 😂❤<br>your skin is getting clear ❤

omg that line 😂❤
your skin is getting clear ❤


Most perfectly edited & so much love 4 the content xxx


I loVe these bath videos so much as weird as it sounds it's just so personal and chilled??


can we just appreciate the cuteness that is the thumbnail


Still come back to hear this story once a year, weird bit of nostalgia for me.


dodie should do lil things called "bathtime storytime-time" it would be the cutest


I enjoy bath dodie cx simply because it seems to say "Idgaf what yall think." Makes me happy


im so happy to be alive during the same time as you


i love this video and i come back every once and a while to watch it


This reminds me of one time when I was seven I was in a grocery store with my parents and I saw a big bag of potato chips and I was really hungry. So I ripped the bag a little and took a potato chip and ate it. I was literally so afraid the police was going to stop my parents and take me to jail...so, so scared


I remember when I was about 2, I turned on the oven in the kitchen. My mom was on the other side of the house and I was alone in the kitchen. I put my hand on the knob thing and hesitated for a bit, and then I just turned it. I stood there for a bit, thinking 'what have I just done' and then I ran to my mom, brought her into the kitchen, pointed to the oven, and started sobbing. She didn't understand why I was so upset but I started freaking out haha


omg i laughed more than i shouldve cause i feel like id do this...


What we learned today:<br>Young dodie was a total savage

What we learned today:
Young dodie was a total savage


this whole entire thing made me so effing happy (why did I comment whilst avoiding saying the word in question throughout the entire video?)


Dodie I love your videos so much! I freak out whenever you upload

But why do you blink every 1-2 seconds? 😂
Is it because of the jump cuts?


'THAT'S MY DODIE!' LOL<br>Oh my god her dad is so freacking CUTE!! ❤😂

'THAT'S MY DODIE!' LOL
Oh my god her dad is so freacking CUTE!! ❤😂


When I was 3 I was with my mom on her bed. I apparently dropped a toy of the bed and just said “damn”. My mother has never been more proud of me.


One of my most favourite videos in the internet 😂


"i wanted to give you money" will never not make me laugh


this was literally the funniest thing ive heard in years


this is literally so funny and I'm trying so hard not to laugh bc I have a face mask on and it's like 2am but this is just so funny I can't


i will never get over this video i love it so much


How can your content feel so real and relateable when all the other content on youtube feels fake and scripted? Even though I know it's not realistic, I feel like these videos are more closely related to a phonecall with an old friend telling me about their day every evening than a video shared with thousands of people on the internet.


thank you for making me cry with laughter


Gabrielle Feery The Circle of Life should have started playing


Dodie is still naughty little girl inside, look at her grimace face 😂😂


I remember one time at age 7 I was playing with my dad, running/chasing around the upstairs, and I repeated a word I had heard on TV that day. I said, "You imbecile!" I remember the shock on my parents faces as they froze in place. That's not a word you expect to hear coming out of your seven-year-old's mouth. They sat me down and calmly told me that "imbecile" is a mean word and I should never call someone that again. Looking back, they probably did find the situation amusing.


Forever my favorite thing on the interesting 😌


hang on, hang on. did dodie fill the kettle by the SPOUT? have i been doing it wrong my entire life or has dodie adopted a strange kettle filling skill?


I think the naughtiest thing I've done is cut off a chunk of my hair bc I just wanted to tie it and thought "why not? cutting it will DEFINITELY make it easier to tie."

sigh, i'm such a good kid.


THE THUMBNAIL WATERED MY CROPS CLEARED MY SKIN FED MY CHILDREN LIFE IS GOOD

blurryface nice dp fellow sherlockian 😏🙌

my crops are flourishing my skin is clears the worlds orders is restored I have 20/20 vision my grades are up I'm sleeping soundly at night and I am sh00k. don't ask why I memorized that


This is so funny

If I even thought of saying “hell” within a five mile radius of my parents I think they’d shoot me 😂

This is *so* *funny*

If I even thought of saying “hell” within a five mile radius of my parents I think they’d shoot me 😂


YOU. ARE. A. LEGEND. SINCE. BIRTH.

MY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET EVER


I remember writing 'stupid' on the countertop on sharpie and when my parents asked me about it, I panicked and said it was my sister, who then got into trouble. I think it was when I was twelve when I thought stupid was the worst swear word to exist.


this just reminded me of a thing did when i was a kid (well i still am). i was about 5  and i was watching my dad shaving, mesmerized as i was. but at this time i had a horrible knack of copying what other people were doing. so once dad finished i went back into the bathroom poured way to much shaving cream into my hands and started putting it all over my face, once my face was covered i grabbed my toothbrush and started to "shave" like my dad was. little to my knowledge mum was behind me this whole time with a video camera filming the whole thing. she was pissing herself laughing. i thought i would have gotta in massive trouble but mum couldn't stop laughing.


"The egg rises!!" this is why I worship you. 😂


Omg this is too funny! It reminds me of when I was 7 and my brother was 9 and I was really angry at him for something (Though I can't even remember what it was 😂) but anyway I wrote on a part of the wall above the stairs "Callum was here" and he got in trouble for it! My parents grounded him even though he made the very good point it wasn't even his handwriting so couldn't have been him but because I was always so angelic they believed I couldn't even think of something so calculated and devious... The guilt ate me alive for what felt like years but was literally only 10 minutes because after they shouted and sent him to his room I burst into tears and confessed the whole thing. Surprisingly I didn't get into trouble, but I did have to clean the wall and apologise to him and I was technically 'grounded' for a week but I never really went out except for going to school anyway so that didn't bother me 😂


This might be the best video on YouTube it's so adorable and real


one time, my family and I were staying with friends and I was doing some crafting, and I made a picture I was very proud of and I asked if I was allowed to put it in my friend's room; her mother said 'no', and I STILL WENT AND TAPED IT IN MY FRIEND'S ROOM. Her mother walked past and saw me and I got in trouble. That was one of the most mortifying moments of my life


OK, but the fact that she's such a pure person that she couldn't keep that from her parents is what I live for.


That was cute XDD her parents reactions XDD honestly her parents would be me in that situation


That intro was so satisfying
puts on repeat 15+ times

That intro was so satisfying
*puts on repeat 15+ times*


I've watched this like 3 times

love it as much as i did the first time


one time when i was 6 years old, i took a piece of chalk and wrote every swear word i could think of on the fence in my yard. my family is super religious and i've never heard my parents swear to this day (i'm almost 17 if you're wondering) and my parents spanked me so hard lmao my ass was shook


Guilty pleasure fourteen seconds in because I love and respect Dodie, but at the same time... I'm a hormonal male in the middle of a dry spell and I may or may not have had a crush on Dodie at some point in the past, and oh god I'm so sorry.  XD


Your skin is absolutely GLOWING you look so good


Oh wow this is now my favourite video - it's just so perfect! 'My little Dodie wrote fuck in someone's hat' hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


this is the kind of content i hope to find in my subscription box every day


Omg I felt this way when I told my friend how babies were made in 1st or 2nd grade😂😂


Can we just talk about how cute this thumbnail is


i think there is a crow curled up inside my skull


That's so much cooler than my story. When my siblings and I were little (in the '60's) we hid from view in our dad's work-van when it was parked outside our granny's house and as people passed by, we all three shouted out in unison  the naughtiest swearwords we had ever heard.... "Bloody bugger, piss, crap!"  We felt soooo naughty, and chuckled wickedly at our daring! We had no idea there were even better swearwords!😂


When you started the story with "you know when you were a kid and you just got the urge to do something NauGHtY" my first reaction was. no. no not me. I've never had the urge to do anything naughty. I've never had that ever. never ever have-- oh wait. And then I remembered. Now in primary school, the girls changing room was connected to the girls toilets, and when we were doing p.e the girls would get changed and leave their school uniforms in there. And once in the middle of class I left to go to the toilet, and was walking through the piles of school uniforms left by the girls doing p.e, when I saw it. A safety pin, carefully pinned on one of the girls skirts, put there to tailor it in and keep it from falling down. And just because I could, just because there was no one around to see me, (and maybe out of my jealousy that this girl was too slim for her skirt while mine would barely do up) I quickly ran over to the skirt and removed the safety pin, burying it deep into the bin where no one would find it. And that was it. I'm not sure if the girl noticed. Maybe it completely ruined her day and her skirt fell down round her ankles and tripped her up. I'll never know. But there is my one act of pointless, just for the sake of it naughtiness. The end.


0:07 ... did she just fill that kettle up through the nozzle?? 😂😂 oml ilysm dodie


Dodie has a brother? You learn something new everyday.

He went to the same school as me, small world huh

Lady Cakes I don't think anything except what Dodie shares is really our business.

she said it first in her 7 fun facts vid i think

Adrienne Humphreys I agree on speculation but she's openly said her parents have split up and that's why they're leaving the house

Guys maybe we shouldn't speculate and stuff y'know (not hating i totally get the curiosity it's just a bit of a shame when she reads this)

Yeah when Dodie was born they asked him to say Dorothy (because thats her full name) and he said doddleoddle and thats where her channels name is from.

HarrietTwelveThree oh no that's sad  , so it was recent ?

Lady Cakes That's why they were moving out of the family home, because her parents have split up.

Pippa Longstockings eyy your name is my childhood 🙌

Pippa Longstockings guys I know this is personal but are Dodie's parents together ? I never see her dad

Pippa Longstockings lol I already knew that from one of her Q and As 😅

i'm just oblivious to most things lmao oops

Pippa Longstockings I didn't know she had a brother either

Alice M Woodward i knew since her mother tweeted and tagged him ;)

Pippa Longstockings he's been in a few vlogs (such as: 'mums big day out')


I totally know where you are coming from! When I was about 6 or 7, I wrote "fuck" on the wall of my bedroom, behind a dresser, in white crayon because I was angry about something my parents did. The guilt absolutely ate me alive for days so I scribbled it out with more white crayon a few days later 😂😂😂


this is the first video ive seen of Dodie and i rate enjoyed it.


I love parents who find this stuff funny, because usually that's when the kid is good. The parents that yell at their kids for this kind of stuff usually have misbehaving kids.


this is legit my favorite video by dodie now omg


I really enjoyed that story, was so fucking funny :P


When I was in reception I hated this girl called Amelia (who's now one of my best friends funnily enough). My mum said it's bc we were (and still are lol) very bossy so we clashed. And I mean CLASHED. god I fucking hated her. And the feeling was mutual.
Anyway. It was a fine, normal day in the creative reception classroom. The room was buzzing with colouring being done and general 5 year old chatter. Until I, being the bitch that I am, stormed over and snatched the bloody pink pen amelia was holding out of her hand for no reason other than I didn't like her. We had a physical fight I think. Well maybe not that aggressive bc we were like 4.
And the teacher came and told us off and that was that. But it's really funny to look back on now and it just shows how bad things at the time (well bad in a 4 year olds head) can now be funny.

Lol

Grace India "the room was buzzing with colouring being done"  😁😁😁


One time  i drew on the walls and i cried saying it wasn't me so my brother got blamed. Still feel guilty lmao


I remember that when I was about 7 years old my little brother wrote a book about basketball. He was soooo proud of that book. He showed it off to everyone on the bus and my parents were so pleased with him. I just remember being so angry at him for getting all the attention. The book was on computer paper and he wrote it by hand. That night, I snuck into his room and ripped the book into time little pieces and left them in a pile on the floor of his room. The next morning my brother came crying downstairs to my mum. In the end, I wasn't allowed any sweets or screen time for 2 weeks and I had to help my little brother type a new book from scratch! Silly Maya 😝


Baaaahahahahaha!!! So funny!!! I was such a snoop as a kid as well lolz


You are a talented editor and YouTube columnist. You probably have a future in this.


WOAH THIS REMINDED ME OF MY CHILDHOOD AND I WAS ABOUT 6 AND I WROTE FUCK ON A LAMPPOST I CAN RELATE DODIE DON'T WORRY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE AWRH


this is actually my favorite video of yours hahahah


you are so pretty without make-up, Dodie ( :


One time when I was seven, my brother and I found a baby bird in the backyard. It wasn't a tiny baby, but it wasn't quite full grown either. We decided that it would be a good idea to take it inside, so we did. I cut two holes in each side of a circular container and put a stick inside of it so the bird could rest on it. We went into my room and we held it and pet it and it was amazing. Then all of a sudden, my parents opened the door. I could hear their footsteps coming, so before the doorknob turned, I shoved my hand behind the open closet door so the bird was out of sight. They asked us what we were doing and I was like "NOTHING." But then they here it. The baby bird chirped. And then it did it again. My parents slowly walked over to my and stared at the bird. My mom just looked at it and went "Oh my god." And that's all I remember. What a moment lol


omg this reminds me of something I did when I was a kid.

When I was in grade 4, I was sitting next to this girl who was being mean to me, so I secretly over the course of a day wrote "FUCK" on the side of her desk. Then later on, she noticed and exclaimed, "Someone wrote a bad word on my desk!" and everyone gathered around to see.

At that moment I realised that I was going to be the main suspect (the word being on the side closest to me) so I quickly scribbled another "FUCK" on the other side of my desk and gasped, "Someone did it to me too!" and everyone again went to look. Then the girl said "and they're both on the same side too! Who did this?"

And I was never caught.


Ok my hair takes literally HOURS to dry and i can already see dodie's hair drying after she finished washing it


My friend and I once drew all over the bath with crayons. When we realised what we had done we were terrified we'd get in trouble and we tried to wash it off. When my mum came in we tried to hide under the sink, but that didn't really work. She was fine with it, just glad we were cleaning it off!


I've seen this video so many times it's jus the funniest thing ever


I carved "heck" into the top of my wooden dresser with a fork when I was 5


i'm watching this while hugging a big teddy bear that i brought for myself cuz i'm lonely

I hope it comforts you and that you have a lovely  evening and sleep well ❤


it's rlly weird that this is THE MOST popular doddlevloggle upload


What the frick frack snick snack I am always amazed at how STUNNING you are without makeup! You're such a freakin ray of sunshine even when you're tired or sad. I started playing the ukulele because of you (and it's yellow. Dodie yellow? I have no idea but her name is Layla). You have inspired me to finally start saving money to get a camera so I can start making my own videos. I'm so so happy I got to meet you in Charleston. ILYSM dodie! ^-^


I did the same thing, except on a school bus seat, and when I got home my mom got a phone call, I panicked and confessed, thinking it was the school calling!


I don't think I even knew the word 'fuck' at 7 hahaha


"Do I love sadness?" This is me everyday.


Fun fact, Iain is the scottish version of John, I know this cuz I have an uncle called Iain.


dodie's channel is like asmr... like the great ones


one time when I was seven or eight, I really wanted to see how good the moderators were on Club Penguin.  So, I had the "urge" to do something bad and said "I just had good sex" (I made an alternate penguin, just for this) and got banned in an instance.  I had KFC for dinner that night and threw it up because I though my mom would get an email telling her what I said.  She never found out though.


this is my favorite video ever. i watch it to often.


that little realization of why you did that was interesting to me. I always look back at things from my childhood and wonder what my motives were, especially those cringey things. I wish I could pick at my younger brain and understand why I did or said things.


i'm always so confused when there are entrances like yours in the first 15 seconds
no one would get home, put up their camera and then enter again, with all their stuff, just for aesthetics, that's weird riggght??
there is only one reason for that
every youtuber always films their entrance door, 24/7, that's more reasonable isn't it

i'm always so confused when there are entrances like yours in the first 15 seconds
no one would get home, put up their camera and then enter again, with all their stuff, just for _aesthetics_, that's weird riggght??
there is only *one* reason for that
every youtuber always films their entrance door, 24/7, that's more reasonable isn't it


0:46 I know it feels so weird! I lived in a flat for almost a year and all my family's furniture was there and it was so strange😄


:O dodie is officially more naughty than our prime minister! hahaha


Omd I love the different reactions:

Dodies mum: There was a really bad word in the hat
Dodies dad: I wanted to give you money

oh my :P


Ahhh young Dodie casually writing swear words on a hat


I feel like this week exploded for everyone. this week just
ugh
also this entire video is great, also very yes


okay storytime: when i was younger, about 10 or so, i was in jc penney with my mom and sister, because my mom loved jc penney. this specific one (which we always went to) had a sephora in it, and my sister had recently been getting into makeup & stuff. so she convinces me to go into this lil sephora. i do, and we're messing around with all the makeup and stuff. me, being a mischievous child, writes 'fuck' in foundation or smthn idk on the little plastic-y label thing. then, as i walk away to my sister, i see an old lady that had been watching me approaching my place of graffiti. i panic and try to hide. my sister is oblivious. i watch as this old lady reads my profanity with horror. she turns to find me, but i'm behind a display. she yells at me and threatens to tell my parents, but she still can't see me, as i'm just skirting around her. right on cue, my mom shows up and tells us we have to go. she wants to look at the makeup, but my sister, the real og, leads her away. my sister had no idea what was going on but she knew i had done something bad. we ended up looking at some stuff right outside the store and going into other stores (it was in a mall). i tried to change my hair and take off my hoodie and glasses and try to change my appearance. i spent that whole day in fear that the old lady would track me down.

now i'm scared of sephora and old people.


If she was that naughty at 7just think she must be a wildcat now! A WILDCAT!!! A few pints in bv the  pub and oh boy!!! She's doable!!!


i also have a thing about seeing other people's houses!! not in a snooping way but it's really interesting and tells you a lot about a person i feel (if they're sentimental and to what degree, their taste in things, etc) i love going to people's places for the first time it's lovely


Dodie i love this image of you sobbing because you got caught writing a vewy naughty word and i just love

All merch needs to be inscribed with fuck


last time I was this early, I was in the womb. love ya, Dodie


My family once had my teacher over for dinner cuz we were friends and I (in front of my second grade wacher, and I was seven) said “ah fuck” when I dropped my fork!! 😂 my parents were so embarrassed but were cracking up and my teacher found it hilarious


this is so comforting with headphones on


Is it weird that I feel the need to do this now 😂😅


Ahahaaa..... naughty Dodie....Have you anymore bath time stories🤘😂


The fact that me and Dodie have the same shampoo. Makes me happy. I'm lame.


Is it just me or do Dodie’s eyebrow’s move a lot lmao


I was screaming Dodie no when you were about to write it!😂👌😢


Dodie's first panic attack: 7 years old.


ThatTemmiePhanicingInTheCørnerAbøutDødie hiya sadly no I'm waiting for my next craft April 1st can't wait

IMadeThe StayHydratedMeme hewo phan have you made any square flakes lately?


When I was little I found it enraging and saddening when adults, including my own parents, would laugh at my very real pain. It seemed insensitive and frankly clownish from my perspective.  I know now that adults are just less mature in that way. Most adults are just broken children, and they are stupid from the pain, not cruel.


Ohmygod I did something SO similar when I was little I feel so HAPPY!


That's way too much wholesome-ness to take


I was sad that the bath bomb wasn't yellow. Then I thought about the connotation of a yellow bath, and came to terms with it.


when i was like 8 or 9, me and a girl slightly younger than me hid in the art room’s supply closet and wrote on a paper “paul is gay” (paul was a staff member for an afterschool program we were in), we threw it away afterwards but paul got curious and found it. i remember crying when my dad picked me up the next day even though my dad was laughing so hard.

turns out, i’m the gay one


"I wanted to give you money!" LOL now that's dad of the year material


This reminds me of the time I stuck a really creepy picture to a school bus and my sister told my parents and I tried to lie my way out but it didn't work


babe youre not an EGG shh (if you were youd be the best omelette ok)


I just wanted to say that you look incredibly beautiful in this video


"my little dodie wrote fuck in somebody's hat" is a phrase that i still repeat in my head from time to time to cheer up


"MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK

I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY" omg that's so amazing


Make this a series, stories from the bath. Not only is it really entertaining, but it gives you an excuse to take baths more often


“The time I wrote fuck in Adams hat” I-I love everything about this


it's just like eating after eight.... before eight o'clock... it was magical xD


WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BATH BOMB I WANT IT 😂😂😂


omg one of the best stories i have ever heard


I'd like to tell a story.
One time when my sister was little, maybe 3 or 4, she was making a very big mess as she was taking a bath. My parents would sometimes let curses slip, so she learned some things. My dad was helping her bathe and she decides to stand up, in the bath, put her hands on her hips, sighs, and goes,

"what a fucking mess"

That was a very tense phonecall between my dad and mum.


A few years back, when I was around 10 or so, my brother offered me his yellow tulip if I would tell him the "b-word." I already had a yellow tulip, but TWO yellow tulips?? Well that would be amazing. So I said yes.


this one time when i was young and the original ds was a thing i was at a slumber party and we were all having a conversation through pictochat (or w/e it was called) cause it was just the most amazing thing ever and i guess i wasn't getting enough attention so i just wrote a big ol FUCK and sent it to everyone's ds and my friends mum walked in and saw and thats the story of how everyone got banned from using their ds at the party and all my friends hated me for like 2 hours yay


When I was around seven my cousin and I were preparing a tea party, and had been given a 1,5 liter bottle of coke to represent the tea. We were sorting through some kid china to find cups. My cousin is a year older than me, and has this long, gorgeous blond hair down to her waist, and she was leaning over the box with the china and I was holding the bottle of coke. Her long, wavy, shiny hair right in front of me. I really had no choice. I can remember it happening without me consciously making the decision to do it. Suddenly it was just happening. I emptied the entire bottle of coke over her head.


Hahaa I can't imagine looking inside my son's hat like WHY would the mum just randomly look at the label inside??


"do I love sadness?" honestly I ask myself this everyday


That feeling when you realize dodie has a brother


I remember when I was 4 I was really mad at my mom so I drew naked people in my closet... cause.. at the time I thought that was really hardcore.


This is one of the few channels out there that just doesn’t give a shit and says “Let’s record in a bath tub”.


this video is adorable, but i thought once i saw the title that dodie drank alcohol or something...so woops


I cracked up at that Imp of the Perverse joke.


Hannah Hoffman or Lead and Paper could make such a good animation out of this story


i did virtually the same thing to a label in my brother's shirt. He found it and cut it out before my parents could see it, but he never found that it was me. ;) stealth master


the thumbnail of this video is so funny i love it


omggg best story ever hahahaha at first though i read the title and thought you had a drink ahah


4:57 am I the only one dying at that part?😂 'hehhakjhdaghs'


..I just watched dodie in the bath tub O_O this is intimacy I wasn't prepared for xD


The image of young dodie doing that is fucking hilarious omfg


i'm writing this, and watching the vid, and watching your snapchat lol


Is it just me or is Dodge cute?  Lol<br>Folks told me when I was 5 I said fuck at the dinner table and had no reason why everyone was acting the way they were after I said it......

Is it just me or is Dodge cute?  Lol
Folks told me when I was 5 I said fuck at the dinner table and had no reason why everyone was acting the way they were after I said it......


Dodie wrote a naughty word in someone's hat😂😂😂


oh my liFe i did such a similar thing!! i wrote 'fuck u' on a piece of paper and stuck it on my window (my older friend andy was outside playing with his new friend who i was jealous of) and i cried so much with guilt oh my GoD


manager josh, are there any laws about nudity on youtube?

@Terry R_Zappa you are here Tezza...commenting too .So I guess that you do .

camera needs to be moved back a wee bit.

Rachel Bazilian dude that was her fingers

Araceli Reyes I want yo like your comment but it's currently on 69 likes and I mean.....😂😂


Hey dodie! Do you have a p.o box or something where I can send you something like a postcard or letter ? :)


LMAO first Vid i see from you and than its such thing, just cool lol i probably did same as your Parents. I'd so laugh if i had a Child that do this hahaha just cool even more the way how you tell the story XD<br>Btw. i love it to explore places too ^^

LMAO first Vid i see from you and than its such thing, just cool lol i probably did same as your Parents. I'd so laugh if i had a Child that do this hahaha just cool even more the way how you tell the story XD
Btw. i love it to explore places too ^^


Oh dear DODIE! Naughty girl! Haha this story is funny


Best one yet this month. Bye, see ya tomorrow.


This is random but, her eyes are really beautiful.


this was so CUTE & FUNNY hahhaha adorable


I was at a "Meet the baby" party because my stepsister just had a girl and her son, who is almost 3, dropped his balloon and I swear I heard him say "Oh sh___" and I was the only one who heard it and I asked "What did you just say?" And he just looked at me it was the funniest thing


Ah come on, she was just a girl, breaking rules

I guess there's no fun in doing what you're told

Kelsey Sebastian I like it when Dodie writes "fuck" in hats for she is so reckless yet so unaware of it

Kelsey Sebastian i dont know if i believe you 😉


Her father seems a bit proud that she wrote fuck in somebody's hat haha that is so adorable. I bet he said to Dodie's mother ''yeah, that's my girl'' in an amused and proud tone.


"MY LITTLE DODIE WROTE FUCK IN SOMEBODY'S HAT!" absolutely dead.


Ohmigod I remember being is first grade and when the teacher would leave we'd whisper curses into each others ears! 😂😂


Me:*sees title*<br>also me:But did you run through a field of wheat tho??

Me:*sees title*
also me:But did you run through a field of wheat tho??


"I wanted to give you money" hahahaha such a cool dad xD


I feel like we've connected on a spiritual level now.


this video was really quaint and like made me super happy tbh


AHHHH! The 1975!! (Only the snapchat fam will understand - sorry :( ) 😭😭😍


DODIE I JUST LISTENED TO TESSA'S MUSIC FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER SEEING YOUR SNAPSTORY AND HOLY MOLY YOUR FRIENDS ARE 👌👌👌


dodie seems to me to be the embodiment of the la la land soundtrack


I can't even bear taking my phone into the bathroom in fear of getting my phone wet. How u cope with the bath?


Sometimes there are cheekbones hidden under a smile<br>And if you're really lucky, Dan Howell will post a YouTube video

Sometimes there are cheekbones hidden under a smile
And if you're really lucky, Dan Howell will post a YouTube video


does... your dad just go around giving funny people money.. like...  why did he want to pay you


One time I was bored and I had these really shitty coloured pens (the 50 pack that comes on the circular plastic container you know which ones I mean) and for some reason, I just started writing on my carpet. I swear I blacked out because I thought nothing of it until I finished writing "I love legend of Zelda" and then started panicking because that shit is permanent


When I was twelve and wanted to be rebellious...I would stay up past twelve...Wait for it... with the light <b>on</b>

When I was twelve and wanted to be rebellious...I would stay up past twelve...Wait for it... with the light *on*


I remember once when I was fairly little, probably like 5ish, I was mad at my mom for one reason or another (she probably made me put away a toy I wasn’t using or something lol), so when she wasn’t looking I found a pen and at the very bottom edge of the couch I wrote “I hate Mommy” or something along those lines. She found it, I blamed it on my friend (she and her mom were our housemates at the time) who had been at her dad’s all day and the day before, she obviously knew and made me help her clean it off. The end. I was a strange child.


when i was 9 we were getting together some food for a new years party and I offered to help with a fruit salad (because im a little angel) and my mum told me, 'you had better wash your hands or the guests will get botulism' and I inexplicably responded 'well if you make it they'll get bitchilism!!!!!' and stomped off. My mum was so proud I had started doing puns that she didn't even tell me off, just howled with laughter and proceeded to tell everyone at the party..childhood, am I right?


this makes so much more sense if I think that in England people get really infuriated if you swear <br>wow, so different

this makes so much more sense if I think that in England people get really infuriated if you swear
wow, so different


How is she still so cute without makeup and messy hair????


When I was five I stuck my middle finger up out the bus window on the way home from school. Some parents got offended and phoned the school and they just KNEW it was me, so phoned my mum. My mum had this thing where she'd offer me a cup of tea before I was about to get a row and I HAD to accept it, so I knew something was wrong the second she asked.

I later found out she thought the whole thing was hilarious, and with my brother being ten years younger than me I notice when she does it with him.


I remember when i was 5 i was playing and i said "fog" and then my mom said "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!" i told her i said "fog" she said "Ok..." after that i thought the word "fog" was a bad word and i was scared to say it. Until i watched some of pewdiepie's vids i heard the word "fuck" and i said to myself "maybe mom thought i said fuck instead of fog..."


when I was about 7 me and my mum went out and I found a pink pen. once I got home, I had this incredible idea to write on my garden wall. so, in massive writing I wrote : I love my mum. then, in tiny weeny writing I wrote: but sometimes I hate her. I don't really know why I wrote it but I did


am I not allowed to say your hair looks nice because you don't like those comments

felt the same. Didn't know if i had to write down a wall to anwser this either

doddleoddle u are the definition of pretty 😄

I never said I didn't like them! THANK I FEEL PREDDY


How do you look so beautiful even without makeup?


I did something mildly similar (but totally completely different) to this around the same age! I had a friend that was a few years younger than me and I guess she was pissing me off, because I ran away from her and tried to the of the evilest possible thing I could to do to get back at her; and that was to write her name of my dresser as if she had written it. My heart was racing, I was sweating; it felt like I was committing the ultimate crime. I called my mum into my room and said. "Look what (she) wrote on my dresser." I regretted it right away and I felt so bad when my mum gave her a time out. The guilt ate me alive. I fessed up and then I got grounded whoopsie daisy


"I wanted to give you money" okay, your dad is the best!


shout out to Dodie's dad "i wanted to give you money"


It's 1:00 am and everyone asleep and I'm cracking up trying not to wake anyone up because dodie wrote fuck in a hat


I think if I ever did that at the age of 7, my parents would think it was both funny and wrong at the same time. But that would've never happened because, when I cussed back then, it would be puck, crabs, and ship. I concealed those words and nobody knew what the hell I meant!


Phan Trash AF  HAYYY PUT US ON YOUR SC PLEAASEEEEEE


I was so scared dodie was going to drop her phone in the bath


One time I was like 6 and my dad was teasing me for being well me and I told him "dad stop being a dick" and my dad goes "what?!" And I said again "dad stop being a dick" let's just say my parents were laughing really hard when they gave me my "punishment" which was no desert that night but as a 6 year old that was the end of the world so I went to sleep crying 😂😂😂


4:28
That noise was very unexpected, I can't describe it


The thumbnail and title make it look like she peed in the tub or something

Why would you do that stop peeing in the tub

Actually, peeing in the shower (not the tub, ew, you’d soak in waste) saves water and prevents athlete’s foot.

Along similar lines, I thought we might have heard dodie fart in the bath...which would have been hilarious! haha


Your British, why could i sit and listen to your voice all day ,damn nice accent


Damn, I'm a 62 year old American that just found this video on his recommended and it was cute LOL I guess some things translate well across the pond.


I once carved the word "fuck" into this really old dingy table my family had when I was like 7-8. I lied and said I was too young to know how to spell bad words, so my parents assumed it was my older sister. My mom was so shocked when I told her it was really me that did it.


Omg when I was younger, about seven, I got to syrup in my hair (somehow) and took one look at it and was like, "welp, there's no possible way to get rid of this!" So I just cut it off. I cut off a chunk of my bangs. Obviously within a few hours my mom noticed, and said me "did you cut your hair?". Me, panicking, assumed I was in trouble and lied. I told her I didn't do it, and my sister didn't do it, and my friends didn't do it, so someone must've done it in my sleep because I didn't know what happened!! Yep. She obviously knew, and thought I would tell her the truth eventually. Oh. She was wrong. I was the toughest little seven-year-old alive, and didn't give in until several years later. She nearly pissed herself laughing remembering it the other day.

Hollie Ward  what a master schemer you were 😂

When I was 4 I had these AWFUL bangs. I hated them so much, that I cut them off with kitchen scissors. Just after, my dad noticed (ofc he did it would have been obvious af because I HAD NO BANGS). He asked me what I was doing and I said "I don't know. I don't know who did it" BUT I STILL HAD THE SCISSORS IN MY HAND????? WHY DID I LIE LIKE THIS. I WAS STOOD IN THE CHOPPED OFF HAIR?????

Music LOVER :3  aww that is so adorable! I'm surprised you were never caught...

Professional Third Wheel <br>Hahah😂 when I was small my mom had one of those roll hair brushes that she told me not to use of course when I was taking a shower I decided to use it to brush my hair and it got stuck very close to my roots. I was too scared to tell my mom to come help me because she had told me not to use it so I cut the chunk of hair and the cut the hair off the brush.  I practically had a bald spot  but my mom never noticed because I started wearing hats almost every day and when I didn't I would put my hair in a pony tail to his the bald spot😂😅

Professional Third Wheel
Hahah😂 when I was small my mom had one of those roll hair brushes that she told me not to use of course when I was taking a shower I decided to use it to brush my hair and it got stuck very close to my roots. I was too scared to tell my mom to come help me because she had told me not to use it so I cut the chunk of hair and the cut the hair off the brush.  I practically had a bald spot  but my mom never noticed because I started wearing hats almost every day and when I didn't I would put my hair in a pony tail to his the bald spot😂😅


When I was a kid, I used to hang out with my older brother and his friends from his baseball team. And whenever we did crafts together I would always draw penises on stuff (I was probably around 6 or 7) because it made them laugh and then my mom was so disturbed when she found out lol


One time my mates and I were on the playground in 5th grade, and the playground set had a little house type of thing?? We were hanging out under it talking and some boy named Jayden came under it with us. My friend Brianna decided to yell "GET THE FUCK OUT" with the teacher right in front of us. She got silent lunch.. (( sit by yourself at lunch)) it was hilarious.


i started crying at 0:40 bc i love  you so much


You look so beautiful. Your eyes look so greeeen. 😍😍😍😍😍


When I was little my brother and I used to fight quite a lot and we threw each other best pokemon cards on the toilets ahah


Your parents are so lovely and Essex : it reminds me of home


Er, still waiting here with a standard "I need a cup of tea right now i don't care what type Just...tea" cup of tea, Dodie...


i once drew on my wooden door in sharpie ''no boys allowed'' and a stickman boy and crossed it out. my dad had to use sandpaper to get it off


i was a terrible child lol, i was kinda addicted to the feeling of doing something bad so i would constantly do things and blame them on my older siblings..... me being the angel child all adults believed me to be, they always believed me xD my siblings always got in trouble... plus i always pitted them against eachother which was hilarious


everyone's talking about the hat scandal

and I'm ova here like... she has A BROTHER 😱


I’ve just found out on Radio 2 that you’re a singer! Amazing too!


I learned the word fuck in grade 2, while sitting at a cluster of desks with my classmates and trying to rhyme words. A bunch of them gasped when I said it, and were like ooo that's a bad word. Then I tried to convince them that I actually said "fluck" like a "fluck of geese" (obviously the word is flock, but children are gullible and I totally got away with it)


Just when I thought I couldn't love you more....


Who else is a true fan and already knew Dodie had a brother?! 😉💗

Naomi Kenya I didn't know dodie had a brother. Apparently I'm not a true fan. I'm a false airconditioner.

I didn't know Dodie had a brother. so apparently I'm not a true fan.

As a frequent (: smiley user, I have to say, I only use them to show my well-wishing smily mood at the time, and not for judging but that's just me 😉😊 <br>But yeah, I don't like "true fan". Naomi cool that you already knew that though

As a frequent (: smiley user, I have to say, I only use them to show my well-wishing smily mood at the time, and not for judging but that's just me 😉😊
But yeah, I don't like "true fan". Naomi cool that you already knew that though

I don't know what it is but those smiley faces like this (: always look like they're judging the fuck out of you and it makes me feel slightly uncomfortable

Girlies it was a joke! I know we all love Dodie the same (:

Naomi Kenya so people who didn't know aren't? 🤔


When I was about 4 my mum would always say "oh shit" when she dropped something, so one day she dropped her phone and said "oh shit" I ran into my room and got my fake spongebob play phone and dropped it in front of her then yelled "oh shit." She had company over and they were laughing so damn hard, so my four year old ass did it again, and again, and again. Until I did it at daycare the next day and got my toy phone taken away. 😂 I never got it back


When i was five or six i wrote "sexy" with a highlighter on my bed sheet, and no one ever found out, until i eventually told my mother whilst bursting in to tears.


"I was like 7 and he was like 5, and I was SOOO much better than him" 😂


Dodie: walks in from a hard day of work...but like...with a scooter

Dodie
Just
Be
My
Second
Mother
pLEASE


One time my sister was dog sitting at a guys house (let's call him john) in the winter. So me being me demanded I go with her. I ended up leaving the house and going outside in the snow. I started to play around on their wooden deck and I came across a pen. Of course, I had to see if it still worked in the cold. So I picked it up, cleared the snow and tested it on the wood. It worked. My 7-ish brain was amazed. No one would see me use the pen I could write whatever I wanted. So I wrote "hey" but this wasn't enough, oh no. I picked up the pen and write johns name. J O N H. I was so proud of myself. I didn't really like the guy so when the snow melted and his parents had seen that he had written his name on their porch in PEN he would be in so much trouble. It was the highlight of that year.

One time my sister was dog sitting at a guys house (let's call him john) in the winter. So me being me demanded I go with her. I ended up leaving the house and going outside in the snow. I started to play around on their wooden deck and I came across a pen. Of course, I had to see if it still worked in the cold. So I picked it up, cleared the snow and tested it on the wood. It worked. My 7-ish brain was amazed. No one would see me use the pen I could write whatever I wanted. So I wrote "hey" but this wasn't enough, oh no. I picked up the pen and write johns name. J O N H. I was so proud of myself. I didn't really like the guy so when the snow melted and his parents had seen that he had written his *name* on their *porch* in *PEN* he would be in so much trouble. It was the highlight of that year.


dodie looks so cute in the thumbnail tho


I am actually watching this while taking a bath


When I was a small toddler, I was sitting in my car seat, I kicked off my little bootie, and I just quietly said “fuck”. My parents told me they had to try not to laugh


"and all that jazz" XD that's my favourite song and she said the main line 😂


TBH I remember when i had this uncle (we don't talk anymore he's a twat) and I didn't like him so I pissed on him then walked off, I think I was like 8 but everyone was creasing


This is the best thing I could watch it 20 times


when i was about 3 i found my mum's tampons so i shoved some in my nose and ears and one got stuck in my tiny nostril. that was a fun trip to the hospital.


the most that little me got up to was cutting off chunks of my own hair and rolling them into balls, and mixing together literally every single thing in the bathroom to form some weird paste

I also used to twirl my hair in my fingers and then get my fingers stuck (when I was maybe 3-6) and cry until my mom helped me untangle myself.

I made potions with my best friend to 'deter burglars'. We wrote 'do not drink' in hopes that they would think it was magic, drink it and get a mouthful of dead rose petals, paint and whatever else we found.

agrasin I still do that -  not the hair thing 😂 I never did that - I mix everything together and I'm 14 soon 😅

TrishyFishy25 I used to make 'potions' with my sister

The Singing Wolf I used to make "potions" with my best friend

when I was younger my sister and I would make mixtures of anything we found in the kitchen, most popular ingredient we used was ketchup, it smelled rank after a while but it was fun. I feel sorry for me mum, she was always the one cleaning the mess up.

Haha I used to make "potions" with my cousin

agrasin I mixed together cleaning and other weird products as well!!! and I would leave them in dixie cups in random places around the house

agrasin i just cut off my hair when i was little. wasnt a big piece though, i thought i was growing bangs

I sprayed the wash room with fire extinguisher and cut electric cords with a knife

agrasin ME TOO I MIXED SO MUCH DISGUSTING STUFF i didnt even do anything w it either i just put it in containers for some reason

ciara dot m i don't really remember but i feel like i just squelched it between my fingers

agrasin lmao what'd u do with the weird hair paste after??


This is a cute video for my birthday gift :)


I remember when I was little and I didn't know that pissed was a bad word, I decided to yell out in front of my very strict Christian aunty "my trousers are so wet it looks like I've pissed myself!!".  I then spent the next few days trying to get the taste of soap out of my mouth...<br>that was fun...

I remember when I was little and I didn't know that pissed was a bad word, I decided to yell out in front of my very strict Christian aunty "my trousers are so wet it looks like I've pissed myself!!".  I then spent the next few days trying to get the taste of soap out of my mouth...
that was fun...


"i wanted to give you money" i can imagine my dad doing that omg


Lmaooooo, I have cursed in front of my parents, I once said when my puppy peed on my favorite shoes and I said "THE DOG PISSED IN MY SHOES" and Ive also said "Whore" and "Dammit" in front of them when I was little (all by accident of course)


im sorry this was fucking hilarious

i cant

why

in a hat

of all places

NAUGHTY DODIE


in 4th grade for some reason i just wanted to do something bad so i wrote "ms. [teacher's name] is a bitch" in big giant letters on the blackboard when i was the only person in the classroom and i just ??? THAT TEACHER WAS SO NICE WHY DID I DO THAT


OMG, I absolutely LOVED The Jackie Chan Adventures  LOL


this is like the tell tale heart but even more intense


not really a naughty child story but when my parents started to teach me my first steps... well i ran


The first swear word i said was wanker while playing a racing game on the Nintendo ds true fact.


When I was little my cousins told me to write bad words all over my aunts phone book haha


once i wrote "bitch" in a mathbook whe n i was younger, but i got caught and then started crying


She uses DADDY O shampoo from lush ahhhhhh I do to


Iago from Othello: "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on;"
And so in the spirit of sharing tales of the green-eyed monster variety, I shall begin my confession. Our ages were about the same as in the tale of Dodie writing FUCK in a young playmate's hat. Jealousy was consuming me like the gush of blood that rose in my mind. My act of evil exceeded carving 4 lettered words on a label. Our two families were picnicking on a sunny summer's day when me and the victim were playing around our car. I don't know, it was just a gush to the brain as Dodie describes it. The car door was open and his grubby little paw was resting on the pillar were the door would close as it did when I gave the door an almighty shove, catching his hand full on and causing squeals of pain and injury that still plague me to this day. The green-eyed monster entered me and left me in an impulse that manifested itself in one evil and inexplainable shove. My seat in HELL had been reserved from a very early age.


One time as a kid i tried to tickle my brother and as a reflex he smacked my arm away, it hurt but it didn't leave a bruise
Now being the dramatic bitch that i am, i went and used my sister's makeup to create a bruise in my arm to show my mum so she can tell my brother off, and she did.
He felt so bad and kept apologizing to me lol


Omg does anyone know where dodies soho New York jersey is from???


haha your dad is totes the coolest dad ever


Oh how I used to think this channel was nice innocent young lady Dodie...but no we get skimmy pj's..bath scenes and to top it all she drops the 'f' bomb! :disappointedfacethingy:


I got that all the time as a child...except I would cut things. Particularily triangles in the collar and hem of shirt.


may i ask are your parents still together?


my little dodie wrote fUCK in somebody's hat


I don't understand how people can just sit in the tub. When I bathe all I want to do is get wet, wash, rinse, and get the fuck out as soon as possible.


p.s. your dad was so cute on the phone (i mean that in the 'i like it when dads are just nice n sweet' way, not in an inappropriate way obvs)


“I wanted to give you money”<br>“AhskdkDAD”

“I wanted to give you money”
“AhskdkDAD”


Last time I was this early p!atd wasn't just Brendon ;) snap snap snapchat

gemgemr7 shut the goddamn door, I can hear you crying!

Jesus Christ AND MCR WERE STILL TOGETHER <b>CRUES IN EMO</b>

Jesus Christ AND MCR WERE STILL TOGETHER *CRUES IN EMO*


so ive got a question.. very weird question actually.. does anyone believe in love at first sight? because i never did.. and now i do. i can not get this girl out of my head that i met at the club.. maybe its because im drunk.. idk pls someone reply 😅

I don't. You can't immediately fall in love with someone, because in order to fall in love your brain needs to see things that you as a person find attractive, and then your brain releases chemicals making up "love". It's not real, it's not possible.

Tenzin Dhakyel I think you cant xD cuz love is when you like or well actually adore the person for who she is.. but you cant see the character by glancing at someone...thats called attraction :)

Tenzin Dhakyel  MY OPINION<br>I do but it just depends whether you actually feel that you love them but you defiantly can fall in love at first sight

Tenzin Dhakyel  MY OPINION
I do but it just depends whether you actually feel that you love them but you defiantly can fall in love at first sight


HI im new to Dodie's channel. Can somebody explain what Vedif & Veda is?

coleene x in a month, whenever she decides to do it.

coleene x they mean Video Every Day in <i>_____</i>

coleene x they mean Video Every Day in _______


Omg when I was younger I thought that boobs in Spanish was a naughty word so one time I got so mad at my older sister I called her that while my mom was in the room and she was like what did you say? And I was like I'm sorry I won't say it again and burst into tears thinking I was in trouble but she ended up laughing and told me what it really meant


time for a hat fanfiction about dodie this time? :)


when i was about 7, I was sitting on a leather couch and I had THE URGE to do something bad so I took my finger nail and dragged it ALL over the arm of the couch and I blamed it on the cat, but my parents didn't believe it (they knew it was me) but they threatened to call the police bc they said someone must have broken into our house and done it and the police scared me so much and later that night I went into my parents room with my sad puppy face on and confessed. SEVEN YEARS LATER they told me that they knew that it was me the whole time lol


I watched la la land yesterday and... OMG I FREAKIN LOVE IT❤


sooo was your camera already turned on when you came in

Wow, you are gorgeous!!  You like girls?

Wow, you are gorgeous!!  You like girls?


In Year 2, I wrote on the bathroom mirror, I wrote ‘Tina’ even though my name is Ellie, and the Teacher asked who it was and I was like PFF. Not me. All through Primary school I thought that this TA lady called Tina was forced to work at our school because they thought she wrote on the mirror, and I felt    extremely guilty. I was like 11 oh well.


dodie: a pen
me: harpoon
dodie: pen
tyler: harpoon
dodie: what


dodie, your skin is lookin heckaaa gooood


LA LA LAND WAS SO GOOD I SAW IT LAST NIGHT BC YOU SAID IT WAS GOOD AND I CRIED NONSTOP AFTER THE ARGUMENT SCENE AND ONCE IT SAID THE END I BROKE DOWN AND CRIED FOR AN HOUR AFTERWARDS


This. Is. Perfect.<br>Best VEDIF so far.

Ева Исраелян


one time my brother and i had to go back to school once after hours to get my brother's homework (he was in like, 3rd or 4th and i was in 2nd or 3rd, w/e i was a year younger than him.) anyway, we thought it would be hilarious to write something on the chalkboard, so we took the chalk and wrote poop on the board and drew a little animated poop on it and left. when we got home, i felt so bad that i went into my grandma's room SOBBING and confessed, absolutely blubbering like a mess. she couldn't help laughing, but made me and my brother go to school early the next morning to erase and tell my brother's teacher that we'd done it even though she would've never known. i'm laughing so hard remembering how stupid it was, but it was devastating back then.


What app(s) do you use to edit your videos?


your skin has gotten so much better dods!


😂😂😂I think I'd  much like to shake hands with 7 year old Dodie.  perhaps stop and sip tea with 7 year old dodie


You’re very confident about showing people your lifestyle. I couldn’t do that.


I FOUND OUT WHAT VEDIF STANDS FOR HOLY SMOKES!

It's Vlogging Every Day In February, right?


It would be awesome to be on your snap.

P.S. Listen to Hamilton

Hamiltrash #1 AGREED HAMILTON IS AMAZING

Hamiltrash #1 AND IN THE HEIGHTS AND DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND MUSICALS

i wrote "hamilton" on my finger in school today<br>it was a good day

i wrote "hamilton" on my finger in school today
it was a good day

HELLO MY FELLOW HAMILTRASH! SO GLAD I'M NOT ALONE! XD

she listened to it but didn't see the appeal :((   (hedy is obsessed)

Hamiltrash #1<br>your username is literally me

Hamiltrash #1
your username is literally me


i just came home drinking through the whole night... anyways happy vedif! 👩❤👩👩❤👩👩❤👩


i remember when dodie said how bad her acne was and now it's gone!! what's her secret?

She's mentioned that she's been drinking loads of water and green tea.


I cut a two inch hole in my sofa with a pair of scissors when I was around 8. Blamed it all on my brother and my parents believed me until I finally learned what guilt was and confessed


When my grandmother walked in, I couldn't think of an excuse as to why I was watching a video of a woman taking a bath, so I kind of panicked and closed YouTube down.


🐻 Will the real dodie, please stand up. Please stand up!


When I was like 7 I learnt what 'sex' meant so I wrote it on a little sheet of paper and hid it away but my parents found it lol (I can't remember what they said, they probably told me off but here laughing inside)


"I wanted to give you money" me as a parent


One time I wrote "Zack is a dick" on one of the structures in my room when I was like 10..? Zack was this one kid who I had a puppy love relationship with in elementary school and I broke up with him, but he also made me cry on the bus one time so I think that's why I did it. <br>Like, I knew what dick meant, but I didn't think it was a cuss word lmao

One time I wrote "Zack is a dick" on one of the structures in my room when I was like 10..? Zack was this one kid who I had a puppy love relationship with in elementary school and I broke up with him, but he also made me cry on the bus one time so I think that's why I did it.
Like, I knew what dick meant, but I didn't think it was a cuss word lmao


ok listen this one time when i was like four or five, i was at my grandma's house and my aunt's and i were in my cousin's room just laying on the top bunk of his bed. and so like he had all this dust on his ceiling and so i said "johnny (my cousin) need to get this crap off the ceiling" and my aunts just burst out laughing


So, what happened to Adam?  Can you be sure you didn't scar him for life??? 😄


"I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MONEY" IM WEAK AHAHAHA


I'm watching this... whilst taking a bath