@Some Canadian Guy Some other guy posted a reply here that she was a trap. That person has since removed his comment. My reply was a response to his reply, which is no longer here.
At least your a mudkip you can shoot water out of your mouth and shit im just a human wandering how insignificant i am in the grand scall of the universe. Depressed knowing that thier are people who think the earth is flat and that the bible is true. I think i went a bit to fare thier.
I dont think anyone named Colette would ever even consider me as an alive being, she'd just take the smallest glimpse at me and walk the other direction.
Janet Bearden think about it this way, if only one percent of the population could really love you then there over 74 million people in that category :D
Janet Bearden I'm watching this knowing that I will live and die lonely. I'm too boring, ugly, geeky and weird, so I either weird people out or bore them to death.
I can definitely relate, that's how my mind tends to work too. Not proud of myself, therefore there's no way someone else could be. They're either wrong and don't know enough about me, or they're being superficial.
Even before I started working in retail, I always hated when my stepmom told me not to worry about putting things back in the right place. "That's someone else's job." Yeah, but we don't have to make extra work for them.
Bazinga Bot what's the difference between my girlfriend and my parents? I don't have to take off my pants to disappoint my parents. Also my parents are real
Personally I would include some pauses while talking, you could use stretched, re-positioning, etc. . to make it even more realistic. I still enjoyed the video a lot! =) Even though you got denied.
Seriously, stop that, I don't want to see such an attitude against viewers in the comments, if it bothers you that much then what are you even doing down here?, Not only is it annoying that you believe same sex intended ASMR doesn't exist, but the comments exist to give feedback or make jokes, because the internet is fun and interesting, shocking as it may be. This person was making a joke about the questionably explicit thumbnail, he was "attacking" nobody. Learn the difference between hostile opinions and humor before you ever take such a aggressive approach to other users on here.
Short, light brown hair?
123 likesBrown eyes?
Letting me have my own time?
MEMES?
I'm in love.
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Same here
0 likesEBI Studios
0 likesYou better be fucking with us here. Is kitti a trap?
Tomivider why do you think that?
0 likes@Some Canadian Guy Some other guy posted a reply here that she was a trap. That person has since removed his comment. My reply was a response to his reply, which is no longer here.
0 likesShe's a fucking normie
0 likesColette:"Look at really silly memes"
67 likesMe:"Can I marry you?"
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Dat Boi. Hahah good one
1 like69 likes good job
0 likesPretty good, I hope to meet someone like that someday.
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Goddamn Eva why did you leave me.
6 likesOf all the people he who wouldn't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea was left alone
1 likeBo Burnham lower your expectations. Look it up
1 likeBoss! I’m glad I joined the Diamond Dogs!
1 likeOh I found a snake eater want to join the Diamond Dogs :)
0 likesYou did an amazing job voice acting for this character. hope I can find someone like this.
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Same
0 likesAh yes! this will relieve the pain of loneliness
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Yep sure will
2 likesYou know what else can cure loneliness shrek and despacito two.
2 likesAt least your a mudkip you can shoot water out of your mouth and shit im just a human wandering how insignificant i am in the grand scall of the universe. Depressed knowing that thier are people who think the earth is flat and that the bible is true. I think i went a bit to fare thier.
0 likesAdam Daruk you on some real shit damn you woke af
0 likesHe is not the only one...
1 likeI want to say thank you with these rp asmr they help put my to sleep and help me forget how lonely I am and how big of a loser I am
0 likesI dont think anyone named Colette would ever even consider me as an alive being, she'd just take the smallest glimpse at me and walk the other direction.
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lol
3 likesits tru
3 likestrue
0 likesI want Colette to be mine in real life. I would love to come back home to a girlfriend who is like her.
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Keith Laurence uhh try vr
2 likesRetail is brutal. I do not miss it in the slightest.
10 likesTime to drown those memories in ear tingles.
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some desert thylacine I thought you were going say “Cold Water”
0 likesInstead of “ear tingles”
I love this one it's so good!
0 likesPls do more coldette she's so adorable and nice
0 likesDamn. Long days of work and I'm ready for a nap. Since my girlfriend is in New Hampshire as of right now, this will do.
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UpDate. Lol wtf
3 likesUpdate what tell me
1 likeSo beautifull and adorable. Love it. Thank you so much KittiMinx.😍😍😍😍😍
13 likesWhy doesn't this video have more likes?????
0 likesAlsooooo, this is the type of girl and relationship I would love to have.
(She even plays your games with you, you can't beat that.)
If I ever meet a girl like Colette, I'll ask her to marry me on the spot.
0 likesStarted talking about retail work and suddenly I found myself relating to this character so much.
0 likesColette: ...I'll have you know...
4 likesMe: hears entire navy seal copypasta in head
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Oh ffs now i can’t unhear it lol
0 likesShe likes MEMES , Boys.... we found the perfect gal.
7 likesThat was Amazing 👌
0 likesAs someone who works retail, this felt too real listening to her problems
0 likesWe, or at least I, need a part 2
0 likesOmg this is totally me. I understand her pains lol
0 likesTime to drown my crippling loneliness with ASMR yet again
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F
0 likesThat feel when someone says they love you and inside you tell yourself that they're lying
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Janet Bearden wow deep stuff I can relate
8 likesRAVE LORD care to elaborate?
1 likeSame
1 likeJanet Bearden that monent when you watch this and your a god damn lone wolf
2 likesDonut Gaming seems like there's more people like me than I thought
6 likesJanet Bearden you dont know how much i relate to this
3 likesJanet Bearden, I hope you can find someone you know in your heart loves you.
0 likesJanet Bearden it's okay darlin there are billions of people on the planet you'll find someone.
0 likesagreed you'll find someone to snuggle and share with.
0 likesJanet Bearden think about it this way, if only one percent of the population could really love you then there over 74 million people in that category :D
1 likeJanet Bearden I'm watching this knowing that I will live and die lonely. I'm too boring, ugly, geeky and weird, so I either weird people out or bore them to death.
5 likesJanet Bearden same😢
1 likeI can definitely relate, that's how my mind tends to work too. Not proud of myself, therefore there's no way someone else could be. They're either wrong and don't know enough about me, or they're being superficial.
1 likedamn that comment cut me deep
1 likeCan relate somone would have to be literally insane to like me
1 likeHaha
1 likeHaha...
true
0 likesI would say “colette should house meme review”
1 likeBut I’ll save it for later once she mentions a specific person
A moment of silence for all those who work retail.
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Press f
4 likesF
4 likesF
5 likesI work in Retail. Thanks guys
9 likesSgtHexProductions no problem
0 likesI have worked in retail for about a year. Let me tell you that this is no exaggeration. Do NOT go into retail.
1 likeMaccas. Fml
0 likesRetail jobs are hell on earth
2 likes@Conor Hutchings Australian McDonald's?
0 likesEven before I started working in retail, I always hated when my stepmom told me not to worry about putting things back in the right place. "That's someone else's job." Yeah, but we don't have to make extra work for them.
2 likesF
0 likesI don't work retail, but I'll press f for you poor people.
0 likesF
I have worked at Walmart for a little over two years and it is the worst job I have done. And I had to clean shit from basements for a week.
0 likesF
0 likesFFFFFFFFFF
0 likesFFFFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFF
1 like = 1 f for a retail worker
1 likeIs it sad that i wont to work retail just to make life harder
0 likesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 likesI work at an over-sized and understaffed Dollar General with only 2 registers. The F's are appreciated but not enough.
0 likessnens 1337 I thought the single mom thing was a joke but it's way too real!
0 likesF
0 likesWow, Colette complain about the exact same thing I do. I understand her pain.
0 likesThis is the best relationship that I’ll never have.😥😓
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Same
2 likes😭
1 liketrue
0 likesWait a minute that's fucking wholesome
0 likesDamn, if she was real, i could disappoint her so hard.
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Bazinga Bot what's the difference between my girlfriend and my parents? I don't have to take off my pants to disappoint my parents. Also my parents are real
21 likes@Komaenen lmfao
0 likesKomaenen same
0 likesVery big oof
0 likesFreccen s a m e
0 likesPersonally I would include some pauses while talking, you could use stretched, re-positioning, etc. . to make it even more realistic.
0 likesI still enjoyed the video a lot! =)
Even though you got denied.
1:01 The exact moment I knew she's the one
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ｂｉｇｂｏｉｙ your a virgin
2 likesXedz The Queen 😎 You're god damn right I am.
6 likesｂｉｇｂｏｉｙ. You know how i feel.
1 likeFUCK YEAH SHES THE ONE
0 likesI relate way to much with the retail rant
0 likesKissing Colette, I'll run out of breath
0 likesThat was intense.
0 likesYou better pull that top down Colette I swear to God. But I do see she is a woman of culture.
3 likesA relaxing video to watch? hmmm . . cat videos of course!
0 likesp r e a c h c o l e t t e p r e a c h
5 likesa moment of prayer for all the souls lost in retail, amen.
Looking at memes ? That’s that’s a perfect gf lol
0 likestell me about your day:
5 likeswell i self harmed and reopened all my wounds, and was just really anxio- ugh glad i wasn’t there for that.
b i t c h
thanks for all the support...
Same I wish I met someone like colette , you and me both big boss two single guys we both need someone in life
0 likesVery sweet, and looks sweet. staring at the picture
0 likesFirst 1:04 and she's perfect
0 likesThat's a healthy amount of underboob
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Connor Bean yep it’s amazing
8 likesThere can be too much?
3 likesColby never
2 likesConnor Bean I nutted to that apparently
1 likeAn NPC
1 likeThat's sad...
Underboob by Toby Fox
2 likesConnor Bean It’s pronounced B U U B
1 like.
0 likesRave God yea lol
0 likes@PlexusNexus nice name
1 like@af yours too
0 likesShine konno baka hentai!
0 likeswhat underboob? I don't see any underboob
0 likesŌ-Ō u good
0 likes@Popular_Dollars s t o p
0 likesthat's amazing.
0 likesHi rosy sent me. This is really really well made.
2 likesSounds like my girl dealt with Karen and her kids today. I feel sorry for you babe :/
8 likesNooo, my ears! They're... really sensitive...
3 likesSequel please!!!!
1 likeShe looks like mako from kill la kill
5 likesOh fuck the soccer mom type, UGH, i can relate so much to that
0 likes👍
0 likes😍❤️❤️💖
0 likesWoah woah woah, she looks at memes? NUT
7 likesI'm getting weird passive-aggressive vibes and I'm not sure why
0 likes“I made a Twitter account. Wanna see?”
2 likesYES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
OWHS all the way!!! Go Wildcats!
0 likesthat monent when you watch this and your a god damn lone wolf
0 likesNani cuddels!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
7 likes"Ya know I don't wanna jiggle it around too much" 🤔
0 likesHey, Colette. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
1 likeCollette very beautiful
1 likeHey kitti I'm back I'm ok now but I'm not going to go into detail or anything though if that's ok but anyway keep up the great work
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Jacob Irwin crusade?
4 likesShaggy Rodgers XD
1 likeThat thumbnail got me with the henati.
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Zoo Guy4111 love me some henati
1 likeBulldogs scare me XD
1 likeMan if it wasn't November!
3 likes🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰
Started as a charming ASMR roleplay then turned into smut. Not complaining, just not what I came for.
0 likesCome join me 🛌
0 likes2 words...left ear
0 likesYay on the pole i had the decision to make it %97 yes or %3 no
2 likes11:00 is how they got the Minecraft slime noise.
0 likesJust like my gf
0 likeswhen you kiss do you kiss your hand or arm. I always wondered that.
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Moo Moose haha this is a great comment
0 likes17:56 XDXDXDX😂😂
0 likesyoda mmm intensifies
1 likeDamn it kitti this is too much slow down I can't keep up with the uploads
0 likesI was a maple.
1 likeKitti, do you watch NRL?
0 likes(Browls) sorry that's my kissing sound oof I have a Peak but under my peak are leaps (my bottom leap moves but my top leap don't im a wyvern btw)
0 likesStop. Complaining.
3 likes10:42
1 likeFRENCH GALL
0 likesContrary to popular belief opposites don’t attract
0 likesI DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB PLEASE LET ME GO TO SLEEP WOMAN OR YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM
0 likesThat underboob should be illegal
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Thanks Connor, you really showed that guy what for. Personal hero tbh
1 likeConnor Duncan mate, I think he was joking. Chill tf out.
2 likesSeriously, stop that, I don't want to see such an attitude against viewers in the comments, if it bothers you that much then what are you even doing down here?, Not only is it annoying that you believe same sex intended ASMR doesn't exist, but the comments exist to give feedback or make jokes, because the internet is fun and interesting, shocking as it may be. This person was making a joke about the questionably explicit thumbnail, he was "attacking" nobody. Learn the difference between hostile opinions and humor before you ever take such a aggressive approach to other users on here.
2 likesThis whole comment section is a bunch of lonely, depressed virgins. Including me.
1 likeMy football team went 10-0 this season, WE WOULD RAPE THE BULLDOGS
1 likeYou sound like a soccer mom
0 likesShe looks like female coconut head
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DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, DUDE.
9 likesWho?
1 like