Short, light brown hair?
Brown eyes?
Letting me have my own time?
MEMES?
I'm in love.

@Some Canadian Guy Some other guy posted a reply here that she was a trap. That person has since removed his comment. My reply was a response to his reply, which is no longer here.

EBI Studios <br>You better be fucking with us here. Is kitti a trap?

EBI Studios
You better be fucking with us here. Is kitti a trap?


Colette:"Look at really silly memes"<br>Me:"Can I marry you?"

Colette:"Look at really silly memes"
Me:"Can I marry you?"


Pretty good, I hope to meet someone like that someday.

Oh I found a snake eater want to join the Diamond Dogs :)

Boss! I’m glad I joined the Diamond Dogs!

Bo Burnham lower your expectations. Look it up

Of all the people he who wouldn't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea was left alone


You did an amazing job voice acting for this character. hope I can find someone like this.


Ah yes! this will relieve the pain of loneliness

Adam Daruk you on some real shit damn you woke af

At least your a mudkip you can shoot water out of your mouth and shit im just a human wandering how insignificant i am in the grand scall of the universe. Depressed knowing that thier are people who think the earth is flat and that the bible is true. I think i went a bit to fare thier.

You know what else can cure loneliness shrek and despacito two.


I want to say thank you with these rp asmr they help put my to sleep and help me forget how lonely I am and how big of a loser I am


I dont think anyone named Colette would ever even consider me as an alive being, she'd just take the smallest glimpse at me and walk the other direction.


I want Colette to be mine in real life. I would love to come back home to a girlfriend who is like her.


Retail is brutal. I do not miss it in the slightest.<br>Time to drown those memories in ear tingles.

Retail is brutal. I do not miss it in the slightest.
Time to drown those memories in ear tingles.

some desert thylacine I thought you were going say “Cold Water”<br>Instead of “ear tingles”

some desert thylacine I thought you were going say “Cold Water”
Instead of “ear tingles”


Pls do more coldette she's so adorable and nice


Damn. Long days of work and I'm ready for a nap. Since my girlfriend is in New Hampshire as of right now, this will do.


So beautifull and adorable. Love it. Thank you so much KittiMinx.😍😍😍😍😍


Why doesn't this video have more likes?????

Alsooooo, this is the type of girl and relationship I would love to have.
(She even plays your games with you, you can't beat that.)


If I ever meet a girl like Colette, I'll ask her to marry me on the spot.


Started talking about retail work and suddenly I found myself relating to this character so much.


Colette:  ...I'll have you know...
Me:  hears entire navy seal copypasta in head

Colette:  ...I'll have you know...
Me:  *hears entire navy seal copypasta in head*


She likes <b>MEMES</b> , Boys.... we found the perfect gal.

She likes *MEMES* , Boys.... we found the perfect gal.


As someone who works retail, this felt too real listening to her problems


Omg this is totally me. I understand her pains lol


Time to drown my crippling loneliness with ASMR yet again


That feel when someone says they love you and inside you tell yourself that they're lying

Can relate somone would have to be literally insane to like me

I can definitely relate, that's how my mind tends to work too. Not proud of myself, therefore there's no way someone else could be. They're either wrong and don't know enough about me, or they're being superficial.

Janet Bearden I'm watching this knowing that I will live and die lonely. I'm too boring, ugly, geeky and weird, so I either weird people out or bore them to death.

Janet Bearden think about it this way, if only one percent of the population could really love you then there over 74 million people in that category :D

agreed you'll find someone to snuggle and share with.

Janet Bearden it's okay darlin there are billions of people on the planet you'll find someone.

Janet Bearden, I hope you can find someone you know in your heart loves you.

Janet Bearden you dont know how much i relate to this

Donut Gaming seems like there's more people like me than I thought

Janet Bearden that monent when you watch this and your a god damn lone wolf

Janet Bearden wow deep stuff I  can  relate


I would say “colette should house meme review”<br>But I’ll save it for later once she mentions a specific person

I would say “colette should house meme review”
But I’ll save it for later once she mentions a specific person


A moment of silence for all those who work retail.

snens 1337 I thought the single mom thing was a joke but it's way too real!

I work at an over-sized and understaffed Dollar General with only 2 registers. The F's are appreciated but not enough.

Is it sad that i wont to work retail just to make life harder

FFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFF

I have worked at Walmart for a little over two years and it is the worst job I have done. And I had to clean shit from basements for a week.

I don't work retail, but I'll press f for you poor people.

F

Even before I started working in retail, I always hated when my stepmom told me not to worry about putting things back in the right place. "That's someone else's  job." Yeah, but we don't have to make extra work for them.

I have worked in retail for about a year. Let me tell you that this is no exaggeration. Do NOT go into retail.


Wow, Colette complain about the exact same thing I do. I understand her pain.


This is the best relationship that I’ll never have.😥😓


Damn, if she was real, i could disappoint her so hard.

Bazinga Bot what's the difference between my girlfriend and my parents?  I don't have to take off my pants to disappoint my parents. Also my parents are real


Personally I would include some pauses while talking, you could use stretched, re-positioning, etc. . to make it even more realistic.
I still enjoyed the video a lot! =)
Even though you got denied.


1:01 The exact moment I knew she's the one

Xedz The Queen 😎 You're god damn right I am.


I relate way to much with the retail rant


You better pull that top down Colette I swear to God. But I do see she is a woman of culture.


A relaxing video to watch? hmmm . .  cat videos of course!


p r e a c h   c o l e t t e   p r e a c h

a moment of prayer for all the souls lost  in retail, amen.


Looking at memes ? That’s that’s a perfect gf lol


tell me about your day:

well i self harmed and reopened all my wounds, and was just really anxio- ugh glad i wasn’t there for that.

b i t c h

thanks for all the support...


Same I wish I met someone like colette , you and me both big boss two single guys we both need someone in life


Very sweet, and looks sweet. <b>staring at the picture</b>

Very sweet, and looks sweet. *staring at the picture*


Definitely not The Federal Bureau of Investigation

what underboob? I don't see any underboob

Connor Bean It’s pronounced <b>B U U B</b>


Hi rosy sent me. This is really really well made.


Sounds like my girl dealt with Karen and her kids today. I feel sorry for you babe :/


Nooo, my ears! They're... really sensitive...


Oh fuck the soccer mom type, UGH, i can relate so much to that


Woah woah woah, she looks at memes? <b>NUT</b>

Woah woah woah, she looks at memes? *NUT*


I'm getting weird passive-aggressive vibes and I'm not sure why


“I made a Twitter account. Wanna see?”
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

“I made a Twitter account. Wanna see?”
YES! YES! YES! YES! *YES!*


that monent when you watch this and your a god damn lone wolf


"Ya know I don't wanna jiggle it around too much" 🤔


Hey, Colette. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛


Hey kitti I'm back I'm ok now but I'm not going to go into detail or anything though if that's ok but anyway keep up the great work


Man if it wasn't November! <br>🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰

Man if it wasn't November!
🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰


Started as a charming ASMR roleplay then turned into smut. Not complaining, just not what I came for.


Yay on the pole i had the decision to make it %97 yes or %3 no


11:00 is how they got the Minecraft slime noise.


when you kiss do you kiss your hand or arm. I always wondered that.


Damn it kitti this is too much slow down I can't keep up with the uploads


(Browls) sorry that's my kissing sound oof I have a Peak but under my peak are leaps (my bottom leap moves but my top leap don't im a wyvern btw)


Contrary to popular belief opposites don’t attract


I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB PLEASE LET ME GO TO SLEEP WOMAN OR YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM


Seriously, stop that, I don't want to see such an attitude against viewers in the comments, if it bothers you that much then what are you even doing down here?, Not only is it annoying that you believe same sex intended ASMR doesn't exist, but the comments exist to give feedback or make jokes, because the internet is fun and interesting, shocking as it may be. This person was making a joke about the questionably explicit thumbnail, he was "attacking" nobody. Learn the difference between hostile opinions and humor before you ever take such a aggressive approach to other users on here.

Connor Duncan mate, I think he was joking. Chill tf out.

Thanks Connor, you really showed that guy what for. Personal hero tbh


This whole comment section is a bunch of lonely, depressed virgins. Including me.


My football team went 10-0 this season, WE WOULD RAPE THE BULLDOGS


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