@matias jacobsen Not directly, the asbestos made the curtains more fireproof. Fire was a huge risk in theater due to all the electrics and lights weaved throughout.
It's much safer now, but most theaters still have one big fire break curtain at the very front of the stage that is rigged to drop under certain conditions like smoke or high temperature. It helps to protect the audience and break up the air space in the room to prevent the fire from spreading.
I’m guessing for their flame resistant properties? Since the stage curtain would be the first thing to go up and kill the actors… I suddenly have the opening scene from Parasite Eve in my head.
@SuperStriker412 Where do you think the brake component company "RAYBESTOS" got it's name Asbestos is STILL used in brake pads/shoes is some instances today But they were only like 0.05-4.5% asbestos
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It's funnier that you made this stupid ass comment then you're comment actually being funny in of itself.
Asbestos is only dangerous when it is in a powder form and suspended in the air. Most people, even today, are around a surprising amount of asbestos every day and never even know it. Unless it is disturbed and inhaled, you are fine.
My family’s Yacht business used asbestos so, strangely enough, my parents & 10 siblings all died this morning of that pesky mesothelioma but it was worth it just to be lifted out of my mild sadness by this flawless musical masterpiece! I’m just lucky that I’m getting the significant financial compensation that I am owed as the song informed me is available! I certainly will be sending you a few bucks in your Patreon account in appreciation for your valiant hard work & creatively in getting this timely warning out about such a dreaded disease! Thanks again bruh!
So just to recap, despite your entire family working on an asbestos-filled yacht, you were the only one who survived out of 2 parents and 11 children, and you're only a little upset?
@Juno This was a comment adding more humor to a hilarious song about the lawyer commercial that comes on every show on every channel for the disease, so I went over the top with the most absurdity I could think of because it makes for the best humor, the more absurd the better, IMHO! It may have been too dark for some folks which is reasonable. 😂
You're awesome. Everything you've done with this concept has been fun and funny since the beginning, but ever since you started pushing the limits of this concept it's revealed you to be a true artist. This kind of creativity is inspiring. You're very talented. This isn't just fun and funny (though it thoroughly achieves that goal as well), this is clever, interesting and unique. Fuckin dope, dude.
My boyfriend’s dad just died of mesothelioma (automotive industry) but they’re being all sheisty with it (you can’t prove it was “our” asbestos that killed him, etc.) so they didn’t get any financial compensation 😢 I grew up having memorized the mesothelioma commercial and I feel so betrayed. Stupid ass GM can fuck themselves. He suffered.
My grandpa was diagnosed with mesothelioma before I was born. Right after his diagnosis, my parents decided to have a kid since they realized life is short and they wanted to have a kid before he died. 9 and a half months after his diagnosis, I was born. Unfortunately, they tried to sue the company he worked at where he was exposed, but the company was defunct so there was no money to get. Too bad, because I could sue them for my grandfather's death AND my existence!
@The Lord of Nothing Yes. He unloaded bales of asbestos from train cars during the summers to pay for college. Come to think of it, there were a lot of weird and usually train-related deaths on that side of the family.
@Caroline MosesI'm assuming it was during the "transition" era between steam and diesel locomotives? That era of railroading was particularly dangerous.
@Flower Faerie maybe, I think they always scared me because they always popped up on Disney XD, so after a very exciting and happy commercial, its suddenly cuts to, what you said, a lack an inflection voice, talking about something very serious.
I'm so glad I finally know the words to this song - all my life I've been singing "can can / can you do the can can / can you do the can can / can you do the / can you do the (repeat ad infinitum)". Now I can finally impress my friends and family by singing the real lyrics to the song! Thank you 💖
This is not, "getting out of hand." This brings joy to people and you're a good person. And I'm not joking. I just worked a 12 hour day and this made it so much better. Humor is good, period.
@There I Ruined It That is almost enough to make me join TikTok.
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Joe Doe2023-03-04 02:02:09 (edited 2023-04-07 17:00:19 )
@There I Ruined It Dear Could you please tell me the name of the computer program you use with grid - notes? I would appreciate alot ♡ Greetings ☆/found out: Melodyne Studio, 5 or something like that :)
I'm coming down off a shroom trip, and this is my new favorite thing in the world right now! I never thought Mesothelioma would being me so much joy! From the bottom, top, and extra dimension that I just found in my heart about an hour ago, Thank you! Mr Treehorn
@Paul Drake my roommate, Jesus, (this time I didn't forget to add the second comma) says hi to you. I think he kinda likes you. God bless, bud (he says).
But both Reject and Repent have 6 letters, so it's 2/3rds of the way to 666, and 2 divided by 3 is 0.666. There's so much demonic mathematics in your comment.
I always thought these commercials were just local to my area, like the J.G. Wentworth commercials. Was really thrilled to learn that others outside of my state knew of them, too. Also, if you've not "ruined" those commercials as well, I certainly hope you do! I had to send this video to family 😂
Edit: I have replayed this about six times already tonight, please, someone help me 😂
I saw this exact commercial so many times late at night while my dad fell asleep watching those western channels. Glad someone else could find the humor in them as well lol
The surprise-shocked looked on the guy's face at 0:34, just after "may have put you at risk" is great! It really transports a feeling of "The industry would do THAT?!" XD
The ambulance chasers that make those gawdawful commercials that air 500 times during an episode of Judge Judy don't deserve something so beautifully put together .
I want to give this to my translation studies lecturer as an example of implicit cultural knowledge (I am a non-American who hangs out on social media sites where there are a lot of Americans, whereas the rest of my family doesn’t, so they probably have no idea why this is so funny.)
I just started rehearsing Straight no Chaser's Christmas Can-Can with my chorus...they will never understand that I have an even more absurd version going through my head every time...
Today, my mom said to me, "This week, more than once, I've heard Offenbach coming from your room. What was that about?" So I had to explain this video to her.
I watched this yesterday. I laughed. I sent it to a friend. I continued living my life. But something made me come back and watch this again a day later. Because it's fucking hilarious but also the death of my sanity.
It still sounds good. Let's make this an advertisement to make people aware of this disease as well as keep them entertained during the ad. It saves lives!
I laughed so hard at this, I coughed up all the asbestos in my lungs that I'd been saving for my "fi-nan-cial comp-en-sation" payout. Oh well, back to work...
I wondered when we'd see a new ruined song from you. I feel bad for laughing all the way though this as my grandad died from an illness linked to asbestos from the factory he worked at. On a lighter note, for Halloween I'd love to hear a ruined "Monster Mash." and or something using either The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons Halloween Special or The Munster's theme.
Perfect timing for this Finale, since the time limit for Mesothelioma lawsuits is running out. The ambulance chasing, leaching, anal-orifice, lawyers are about to lose out and need to recruit any and all "hosts" they can latch onto to ride into court with before the deadline!
the exuberant joyful music and dancing paired with the description of a horrible disease and how it is caused by the negligence of employers in regards to safety precautions makes this top of the pile when it comes to your videos being cursed.
My favorite songs of yours is this one, the yeah song, Party in the USSR, the smooth criminal one, and the 12 days of christmas one with the DRY, FLAKY SKIN!
This is pretty damn sad if you know the origin of the mesothelioma lawsuits. Lawyers would recruit cancer patients, show them rooms full of random consumer products, and ask them if they'd used any of the products in the past. If they said yes, lawsuits were filed against the company that made the product (under the claim that their stuff contained asbestos). This wasn't a problem for billion-dollar conglomerates with money to burn, but the suits also victimized and bankrupted an untold number of smaller companies. Cancer patients do need money to pay for treatment, but you shouldn't be getting it off of innocent companies with no intention of using asbestos.
this iiiiiis the periodic table noble gas is stable halogens and alkalis react aggressively each period will gain new outer shells as electrons are added, moving to the right
If the ad actually looked like this it would be the equivalent of TikTokers putting Subway Surfers and Family Guy next to videos to retain attention on a national level
This would actually cause people to pay attention to the alert, rather than ignore it :P Cuz yes, some idiots ignored these warnings, cuz “no man falls to a puny illness” (not realizing how wrong they were till they died)
The pitch tuning software is Melodyne. Is it expensive? Not after you've received your 🎶financial compensation🎶. Paint in the sound changes from pianissimo to mesothelioma-forte.
I think you actually fixed this one instead of ruining it! They’d probably pay you for that haha I can I made it till the end of your video and I never make it to the end of that ad without turning it so there’s that…
1. Why was this recommended to me? 2. Why did I click on it? 3. Why did I actually enjoy it? 4. well boys there goes my sense of identity, guess I’m just gonna crawl into a hole for another hour instead of going outside….
Sure this is great now, but I feel like after seeing it 877 times, I think it would be as annoying as those old J.G. Wentworth commercials. "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!" Chorus: "Call J G Wentworth 877 CASH NOW!"
God dammit I hate that music (A thing that all humans in this planet can agree whit) is literally used as a form of profit, But what can I do about it?
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 — "The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A. You die for your own sins.
Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.❤❤❤
ATTENTION! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be ENTITLED to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may have put you at risk.
All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face.
I just love how "financial compensation" fits so smoothly in with every part of the song!
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Right!? This is like some Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon shit here.
109 likesTbh the word mesothelioma fits pretty good too
89 likesIt's a biambic stress pattern (vowel stress is like ababab), so it works well.
86 likesI think that was the inspiration for the whole song, frankly.
26 likesThe alternating syllabic stresses is chefs kiss
16 likesit's cause it has so many syllables, it makes it easy to break up while sounding natural
4 likes@Cyldavor It's the specific stress pattern of syllables that matters; the accent is on every other syllable
14 likesokay but that “CAAAAALL NOW” goes hard also
2 likesThe sound of money is always music to the ear
1 like@somebody 495 : Especially to the attorneys specialized in mesothelioma cases.
3 likes🎶Financial Compensation🎶
2 likesmay have put you at risk
1 likeVery true!
0 likesIt’s funnier when you know stage curtains used to be made with asbestos.
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The people that used those curtains may have been entitled to financial compensation
456 likesIs this a portal 2 reference?
21 likes@matias jacobsen Nope, just a fun fact that I happened to learn via Cuphead.
40 likesNot used to be a lot of older theatres still use the old ones. There custom sized and budgets.😂
25 likesI feel like rare is an understatement considering asbestos was everywhere
13 likes@matias jacobsen Not directly, the asbestos made the curtains more fireproof. Fire was a huge risk in theater due to all the electrics and lights weaved throughout.
27 likesIt's much safer now, but most theaters still have one big fire break curtain at the very front of the stage that is rigged to drop under certain conditions like smoke or high temperature. It helps to protect the audience and break up the air space in the room to prevent the fire from spreading.
Yeah but everything was made with asbestos added back in the day
2 likes@TimesNewLogan what's cuohead
0 likes@Steve Thea A bullet hell video game released a few years ago, emulating the art and style of retro American cartoons.
5 likesI’m guessing for their flame resistant properties? Since the stage curtain would be the first thing to go up and kill the actors… I suddenly have the opening scene from Parasite Eve in my head.
6 likes😂
0 likes@RuhrRedArmy as late as the 80s and 90s asbestos was used in certain car parts like brake pads
0 likes@-Leanna-if you have to explain "the joke" it's not funny
0 likes@SuperStriker412
0 likesWhere do you think the brake component company "RAYBESTOS" got it's name
Asbestos is STILL used in brake pads/shoes is some instances today
But they were only like 0.05-4.5% asbestos
It's funnier that you made this stupid ass comment then you're comment actually being funny in of itself.
0 likesAsbestos is only dangerous when it is in a powder form and suspended in the air. Most people, even today, are around a surprising amount of asbestos every day and never even know it. Unless it is disturbed and inhaled, you are fine.
0 likesWould this be call the Can-can-cer dance?
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I was already having trouble not laughing when I read your comment lmao
125 likesShut the fuck up and leave.
0 likesHere. Take my like while you’re at it you animal.
"Whats you favorite song?"
98 likes"Umm"
💀💀💀
12 likes@Rhys 💀💀💀
9 likesI laighed a lot harder than I should've at this
1 likeOUT. NOW.
1 likeGold
1 likeMy family’s Yacht business used asbestos so, strangely enough, my parents & 10 siblings all died this morning of that pesky mesothelioma but it was worth it just to be lifted out of my mild sadness by this flawless musical masterpiece! I’m just lucky that I’m getting the significant financial compensation that I am owed as the song informed me is available! I certainly will be sending you a few bucks in your Patreon account in appreciation for your valiant hard work & creatively in getting this timely warning out about such a dreaded disease! Thanks again bruh!
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So just to recap, despite your entire family working on an asbestos-filled yacht, you were the only one who survived out of 2 parents and 11 children, and you're only a little upset?
178 likesI'm no detective, but that's super sus.
It is strange enough, indeed. 🧐
55 likes@Allan Choy can’t tell if you’re in on the joke, but just in case, r/woooosh
63 likesBarak sus af, vote him
13 likesdamn, that sucks
5 likesI can’t tell if this is a joke or not
9 likes@Allan Choy clearly, the tray table was up and their seat was in the full upright position
24 likes@Juno This was a comment adding more humor to a hilarious song about the lawyer commercial that comes on every show on every channel for the disease, so I went over the top with the most absurdity I could think of because it makes for the best humor, the more absurd the better, IMHO! It may have been too dark for some folks which is reasonable. 😂
25 likesKeeps out the rats!
2 likes@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas And apparently all other life too
0 likes@Banana Dude what is that joke?!
0 likes@CoraCreates I could tell it sounded very far fetched.
1 likeBut I don’t get the joke
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas Albuquerque by Weird Al, with the same energy as "everyone has died but i simply survived"
1 like@Banana Dude I see
0 likes@CoraCreates 2019 called, it said to leave that reddit shit in the past
2 likesOh... Bro... I'm so sorry.
0 likesRip to your family of 13 being cut down by mesothelioma, a rare cancer linked with asbestos exposure
1 likeI can't breathe. Not sure if it's mesothelioma or this.
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Sounds like you need to call now
200 likesWhat’s that number again?! Quick, start the video over!!!
109 likesOne of the most funny and witty comments I've ever read!
41 likes@Just Me cheers
17 likesBrotha Floyd sends his regards
10 likesyou've forgot to add "officer" :P
4 likesYou may be entitled to financial compensation. starts festivally dancing
34 likesE
2 likesIt's definitely fentanyl + COVID
0 likes🤣🤣right there with ya
2 likesCould also be Derek Chauvin's knee.
4 likes@Jacob Pottala too soon.
0 likesYou must’ve been exposed to some asbestos
2 likesBoth
1 like🤣
1 likeIt’s probably Covid
2 likesIt's neither is Asbestosis call the hotline in a year or two
2 likesFor me it's the chronic bronchitis that restricts my breath.
2 likesCan't can't Mesothelioma be like:
2 likesBoth. Both is good.
1 likeBetter call Saul bro
1 likeDamn it, I hate you, this is brilliant.
1359 likesNever thought a rare disease discussion would be festivious.
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From the amount of ads they run you'd think 1 in 10 people have it.
27 likes🤣🤣
1 likeOf course, discussions of common diseases can be very festive, as we learned from Wilford Brimley’s raps about the ‘beetus.
20 likes@Matthew Christian Murray 🤣🤣
4 likesOrpheus too never thought getting out of literal hell with his loved one would be festivious.
5 likesIt's not that rare, that's right, check under your seat, everyone gets a mesothelioma!
0 likesThe 12 sideeffects of Christmas
0 likesThis is the shredded Banksy of the music world. The attempt at ruining it only made it worth its weight in gold.
984 likesIf I ever get diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to financial compensation, this is how I want to be told
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Let me guess, you’d also like a barbershop quartet to inform you of your AIDS diagnosis?
57 likes@MatthewLikewise, if they ever need information about a vasectomy
31 likes😂 Good to see some fans on here. Not asthma but full blown mesothelioma…
4 likesI really went to the replies of this comment hoping for a Family Guy reference. I was not disappointed. Thank you all for this comment chain.
6 likesYou're awesome. Everything you've done with this concept has been fun and funny since the beginning, but ever since you started pushing the limits of this concept it's revealed you to be a true artist. This kind of creativity is inspiring. You're very talented. This isn't just fun and funny (though it thoroughly achieves that goal as well), this is clever, interesting and unique. Fuckin dope, dude.
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This is their best video yet!
5 likes100%. Funny on the surface, but true demented genius and talent on display.
0 likesI'll have you know my father died of mesothelioma. And he'd have found this very funny
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Was he an employee in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction, or automotive industries?
128 likes@Allan Choy LMAO
25 likesHe could be entitled to financial compensation.
40 likesCall now!
16 likesMy boyfriend’s dad just died of mesothelioma (automotive industry) but they’re being all sheisty with it (you can’t prove it was “our” asbestos that killed him, etc.) so they didn’t get any financial compensation 😢 I grew up having memorized the mesothelioma commercial and I feel so betrayed. Stupid ass GM can fuck themselves. He suffered.
0 likesMy grandpa was diagnosed with mesothelioma before I was born. Right after his diagnosis, my parents decided to have a kid since they realized life is short and they wanted to have a kid before he died. 9 and a half months after his diagnosis, I was born. Unfortunately, they tried to sue the company he worked at where he was exposed, but the company was defunct so there was no money to get. Too bad, because I could sue them for my grandfather's death AND my existence!
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Was he an employee of the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction, or automotive industries?
12 likes@The Lord of Nothing
12 likesYes. He unloaded bales of asbestos from train cars during the summers to pay for college. Come to think of it, there were a lot of weird and usually train-related deaths on that side of the family.
@Caroline MosesI'm assuming it was during the "transition" era between steam and diesel locomotives?
11 likesThat era of railroading was particularly dangerous.
That really sucks, hopefully he got a chance to meet you before he passed at least.
9 likesThose commercials really scared me at night for some reason
408 likesAnd somehow you turned it into a bop
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I still get scared of them
31 likesIt's the voice with no background music
But yes, such a bop
@Quinn Anderson the voice never sounds quite human, like it lacks a basic part of speach
23 likes@Pisolithus I know, it's creepy
11 likessame, they used to creep me out and still do.
9 likes@Quinn Anderson exactly, its so unnerving.
9 likesIt’s the stale, industrial droning of the background “music” designed specifically to put you on edge and pay attention.
15 likes@Joe Johnson Let's not forget that the volume increases every time this commercial comes along.
4 likesEvery time I see it on tv, I'm gonna play this video
5 likesIt’s the lack of inflection in the words I think. I used to get creeped out by a judge on some game show for the same reason.
3 likes@Flower Faerie maybe, I think they always scared me because they always popped up on Disney XD, so after a very exciting and happy commercial, its suddenly cuts to, what you said, a lack an inflection voice, talking about something very serious.
3 likesWere you exposed to asbestos
2 likeswas creating this entirely inspired by wanting to fit "FI-NAN-CIAL COM-PEN-SA-TION" to the descending notes lmao
369 likesI'm so glad I finally know the words to this song - all my life I've been singing "can can / can you do the can can / can you do the can can / can you do the / can you do the (repeat ad infinitum)". Now I can finally impress my friends and family by singing the real lyrics to the song! Thank you 💖
124 likesAre we entitled to financial compensation for listening to your monstrous melodies
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We get to laugh. That's payment for me
27 likesThe melodies ARE the compensation, silly!
3 likesThis is not, "getting out of hand." This brings joy to people and you're a good person. And I'm not joking. I just worked a 12 hour day and this made it so much better. Humor is good, period.
25 likesI would buy a whole album of this kind of stuff. I might be weird.
93 likesCancer is not a laughing matter unless combined with can-can.
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If you've already got it, laughter is good medicine.
12 likesCan-can-cer
20 likes@Katie Millersomeone had to say it xD
2 likesMy father unfortunately was diagnosed with this cancer in 2016 and passed in 2018. I think he would’ve found this amusing 😂
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sorry for your loss. he would've been entitled to financial compensation!
3 likesThis cured my mesothelioma
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As long as you realize you aren't able to get 🎶financialcompensation🎶 anymore.
24 likes@zapspiders92 SIKE
0 likesgenuinely haven't laughed this hard in months, this is one of the greatest pieces of art I've ever witnessed. it's just perfect
22 likesI got a suggestion for another masterpiece. I would love to to see a remake of those JD wentworth commericals (the ones with the opera singers) 😆
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I did it last week on my TikTok! Sorry I don’t post everything here - it would flood the channel since I post almost every day there.
29 likesYou beat me to it lol. I don’t have TikTok 😬
7 likes@There I Ruined It That is almost enough to make me join TikTok.
6 likes@There I Ruined It Dear Could you please tell me the name of the computer program you use with grid - notes? I would appreciate alot ♡ Greetings ☆/found out: Melodyne Studio, 5 or something like that :)
1 like@There I Ruined It TikTok bad
2 likesI love this, it sounds like a robot trying to sing to someone, but randomly chose a topic of what it should be about
15 likesThis is probably the fanciest PSA I've ever seen.
177 likesYou didn't ruin this. You made it a masterpiece! x3
86 likesIt was a perfectly fine song. Now these lyrics are permanently etched into my cerebrum. Thanks.
8 likesMan, the part where they go: "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."
22 likesgoes so hard ngl
I'm coming down off a shroom trip, and this is my new favorite thing in the world right now! I never thought Mesothelioma would being me so much joy!
4 likesFrom the bottom, top, and extra dimension that I just found in my heart about an hour ago,
Thank you!
Mr Treehorn
The commercial campaign would have probably been more successful if they had broadcast this version on TV.
10 likesI have Mesothelioma from old crane friction clutches but this makes it all worthwhile. Sad way to end Octoberfest. Thank you Mr. Iruienedit.
13 likesThey should buy this from you and run it instead. you absolutely killed it.
13 likesI laughed more than I thought 😂😂😂 Jesus, my roommate is sleeping and I'm laughing like a freaking maniac. You're a treasure.
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Say hi to your roommate Jesus for me.
5 likes@Paul Drake my roommate, Jesus, (this time I didn't forget to add the second comma) says hi to you. I think he kinda likes you. God bless, bud (he says).
4 likes@Opera MX 😁
0 likesNote that they didn’t list cigarettes, which used literal asbestos filters for decades, which actually causes most mesothelioma.
8 likesNow I need a professional choir to recreate this masterpiece
3 likesYour scientists were so preoccupied with whether they can can, they didn't stop to think if they should.
7 likesI cannot begin to describe how much joy this brings me.
2 likesYou ruined nothing, this is a massive improvement and is hilarious, you are a genius!, lol
31 likesAt least I'll never forget what mesothelioma is now.
16 likesThis is a rare masterpiece... it works on every level... Angelic, Demonic, Harmonic... so beautiful
84 likesReject 666, Repent!
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But both Reject and Repent have 6 letters, so it's 2/3rds of the way to 666, and 2 divided by 3 is 0.666. There's so much demonic mathematics in your comment.
7 likesReminds me of my favorite hit; “You check your blood sugar and you check it often!”
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Wilford Brimley was an OG. :)
8 likesGood old Ice Ice Brimley.
4 likes@Paul Drake sounds like the perfect mashup for a future video.
1 like@Timothy Miller it already exists.
1 like@Paul Drake I didn’t even know
0 likes@Timothy Miller check it out, it's pretty hilarious, it's "Ice Ice Baby" but with Wilford Brimley voicing it with some pretty funny lyrics
0 likesThis lives rent-free in my head way more often than I care to admit.
2 likesthis is art in its purest form
7 likesHow am I just now discovering this masterpiece of a channel.
2 likesPlease never stop doing what you do.
These commercials always scared me as a kid and this has healed five years of trauma
3 likesI always thought these commercials were just local to my area, like the J.G. Wentworth commercials. Was really thrilled to learn that others outside of my state knew of them, too. Also, if you've not "ruined" those commercials as well, I certainly hope you do! I had to send this video to family 😂
2 likesEdit: I have replayed this about six times already tonight, please, someone help me 😂
Such talent you have!!These songs are very fun and silly. I don‘t even know how you came up with the idea to make song such as these! Keep going!
2 likesNever miss the whistle!
34 likesIf those infomercials were this catchy, I may have even paid attention to them!
44 likesI saw this exact commercial so many times late at night while my dad fell asleep watching those western channels. Glad someone else could find the humor in them as well lol
6 likesThe surprise-shocked looked on the guy's face at 0:34, just after "may have put you at risk" is great! It really transports a feeling of "The industry would do THAT?!" XD
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I think she's a girl.
3 likesHow do you keep putting out bangers?! Each new one is better than the last!
14 likesJust such a perfect amount of syllables, truly a masterpiece
2 likesI’ve already watched it like 7 times and it’s been out for less than 10 mins 😭
64 likesImagine a whole play happening with this playing in the background as you slowly die of Mesothelioma.
2 likesTHIS IS A MASTERPIECE!
22 likesI want a 1 hour version
3 likesThis song was 100% made solely for the "financial compensation" bit
3 likesyou dont know what youve done. now every time i hear this song imma be singing the financial compensation bit.
5 likesthanks XD
My grandfather was GOING TO recieve financial compensation, but he died before it could get to court :( Way to let the side down, Lance
2 likesThis is so good. Imagine if this was an actual ad on tv. I think people would listen.
0 likesThis song is constantly stuck in my head and I'm not even mad
2 likesThis is pure essence of the Internet.
8 likesFi-Nan-Cial Compensation! Sounds so happy 😂
18 likesNever, never stop making these. I am dying here 😂
2 likesAh yes the slide whistle of dopamine release strikes again!
13 likesThe ambulance chasers that make those gawdawful commercials that air 500 times during an episode of Judge Judy don't deserve something so beautifully put together .
3 likesHold up...now you're joking about matters of life and death, grief and pain. It's like you don't even care how people feel. Keep it up! 👏
30 likesIf you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.
4 likesSpeaking of Financial compensation, I really hope youtube pays you enough, cuz these videos are the highest quality.
2 likesIf i ever contract mesothelioma, im accepting my fate and making this my funeral song.
1 likeLiterally every part of this got me bouncing around with glee, it's fucking perfect
2 likesI don't want to see one of these without the slide whistle at some point. Always gets me! xD
2 likesThis ad used to scare me as a kid I wish they aired something more like this
2 likesI’m crying this is so beautiful 🤩
5 likesI want to give this to my translation studies lecturer as an example of implicit cultural knowledge (I am a non-American who hangs out on social media sites where there are a lot of Americans, whereas the rest of my family doesn’t, so they probably have no idea why this is so funny.)
1 likeI will now have this stuck in my head for my physics final lol
2 likesI just started rehearsing Straight no Chaser's Christmas Can-Can with my chorus...they will never understand that I have an even more absurd version going through my head every time...
0 likesThis made me not spiral into a panicked state, thank you
2 likesMore PSAs could use musical renditions like this.
4 likesThat's atrocious. Well done!
13 likesIn the midst of asbestos safety training at work right now. Gonna fail the test because this is all I’ll be able to think about. Worth it
1 likeThis is just what I needed after a rough week. Thank you for making the videos.
1 likeToday, my mom said to me, "This week, more than once, I've heard Offenbach coming from your room. What was that about?" So I had to explain this video to her.
3 likesThis is seriously one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy I’ve ever seen
0 likesDude you're an insane person and we all love it
1 likeIf this was the commercial, I think people wouldn't hate it, and more calls would be made.
2 likesI watched this yesterday. I laughed. I sent it to a friend. I continued living my life. But something made me come back and watch this again a day later. Because it's fucking hilarious but also the death of my sanity.
1 likeNever before, did I want a cancer more than this Mesotheliom, especially, if this would be, how the Doc presented it to me.
2 likesThis song gets stuck in my way more than it should
0 likesIt make you almost want to breath in asbestos
7 likesAmazing! Your creativity knows no bounds!
3 likesIt still sounds good. Let's make this an advertisement to make people aware of this disease as well as keep them entertained during the ad. It saves lives!
1 likeSounds weird... Huh?
0:33 knew it, was just waiting for it to happen
27 likesWhy is this a masterpiece! It's so good!
1 likeCan-Can you not?
23 likesThank you for a night of entertainment, you are truly a sick and wonderful individual.
4 likesNow, we need one for the Medicare benefits (we will never get) commercial that is driving us crazy!!
3 likesThis is way funnier than it has any right to be.
2 likesEDIT: I can’t stop hitting replay.
I laughed so hard at this, I coughed up all the asbestos in my lungs that I'd been saving for my "fi-nan-cial comp-en-sation" payout. Oh well, back to work...
1 likeWow this even doubles as a lyrics video!
6 likesThis continues to be the single most innacurately named channel on youtube.
3 likesI've never laughed so hard and have been so confused in my entire life.
1 likeIT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I CAN’T
4 likesI wondered when we'd see a new ruined song from you. I feel bad for laughing all the way though this as my grandad died from an illness linked to asbestos from the factory he worked at. On a lighter note, for Halloween I'd love to hear a ruined "Monster Mash." and or something using either The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons Halloween Special or The Munster's theme.
11 likesIt's... A masterpiece
5 likesThat moment when you remember you used to play with the popcorn ceiling in your old house that was built in the 1900's
2 likesExtra points for using the actual musical called Can-Can in this video.
1 likeI want this as my ringtone
2 likesNow we just need a song version of the Camp Lejune toxic water class action lawsuit commercials...
4 likesImagine if asbestos was made mandatory despite the existence of safer fire retardants
1 likeAh, this video shows me a glimpse at a rare treasure thought lost for the ages; my will to live
3 likesAnother video to add to my "Watch Daily To Maintain The Will To Live" playlist.
3 likesThis makes me want to call more than the actual commercials.
3 likesA masterpiece
3 likesWhen the medical doctor has to perform the bad news so he doesn't get beheaded by the king
3 likesFantastic! Pelvic mesh polka next?
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Lmao 😂🤣 great suggestion
1 likethe fucking slide whistle 😭 i love you holy shit
5 likesas someone who has never heard the original advert. i like this a lot
1 likeThe fucking slide whistle being a load-bearing part of the song 🤣
3 likes0:32 Loved where they put the siren whistle.
2 likesJust found this channel and it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣
2 likesonce again, you didn't ruin it, you made it better.
2 likesCertified asbestos classic
5 likesWay better than the original commercial.
2 likesOooh! This must be the song the person in those commercials are jamming to when it's listening of symptoms and side effects!
3 likesCan we get a 10 hour version?
1 likeThe question now is what song you'll pair with Camp Lejeune!
6 likesThis is Asbestos it gets
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Comment is gravely underappreciated
5 likesYou have done it. You have sung the song of gods. Well done. Well done.
3 likesGetting Weird Al vibes from this one. Great job!
4 likesDamnit, you have me singing along!
2 likesthe way "financial compensation" fits so perfectly shows how prominent iambs are in english
2 likesMuch like a rare cancer, this is now stuck in my head.
1 likeMore commercial songs! I love this!
2 likesHave you approached the company to see if they want to use this as their next ad?
5 likesThe world clearly needed this
1 likeI always sing Mesothelioma to the tune of the William Tell overture, whenever I see these commercials. My kids thought it was a real song. LOL
0 likesPerfect timing for this Finale, since the time limit for Mesothelioma lawsuits is running out. The ambulance chasing, leaching, anal-orifice, lawyers are about to lose out and need to recruit any and all "hosts" they can latch onto to ride into court with before the deadline!
4 likesI know it's just the name of the channel, but you've definitely made those commercials better.
2 likesYou're like a chaotic neutral DJ Cummerbund and I love you both
1 likeThis is the greatest achievement of modern times!
0 likesa true masterpiece
1 likeRadio: goes with public service announcement ad
3 likesTIRI: THERE'S MELODY WITHIN!
Sounds like something one of the malfunctioning Aperture Science cores would be singing as you try to defeat Wheatley.
1 likeHow does your brain function to come up with stuff like this?
6 likesThis really made me laugh. That’s very rare for any YouTube video
3 likesI would actually watch commercials and remember them if they did them like this
0 likesThis wasn't ruined, it was infact made better
0 likesthe exuberant joyful music and dancing paired with the description of a horrible disease and how it is caused by the negligence of employers in regards to safety precautions makes this top of the pile when it comes to your videos being cursed.
0 likesYou need one for that non-stop ad about Camp LeJeune.
5 likesOne of your best works yet
3 likesI cannot stop playing this.
0 likesThe first “Mesothelioma is a rare cancer…” is 👌🏻
0 likesThis is a work of art.
0 likesHappy birthday to me. (Literally. Thank you for uploading this on my birthday, I’m overjoyed by this 😂)
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Happy Birthday, SwampTrash! May your day be mesothelioma-free.
5 likesScared my cat off my lap by laughing so hard when the voice started singing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0 likesThis now has the same energy as J.G. Wentworth's Opera commercials!
0 likesFor one in October, or better yet halloween, you should do a song with the Luigi’s mansion theme
2 likesI watched this while on the toilet and laughed so hard my wife asked if I was okay. Subbed.
0 likesI want one of these on silicosis so I can laugh and relate
0 likesThis is art.
1 likeFor a second there, I didn't think we were gonna get the slide whistle!
0 likesI clicked this fully prepared for it to be permanently stuck in my head again.
0 likesI can’t breath, I’m crying with laugher this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
0 likesHaving just received the formation on how to safely remove asbestos and how to dispose of it... this is hilarious
0 likesMy favorite songs of yours is this one, the yeah song, Party in the USSR, the smooth criminal one, and the 12 days of christmas one with the DRY, FLAKY SKIN!
1 likeI wouldn’t switched channels every time if their commercials were actually like that.
1 likeI didn’t know I needed this video till now
1 likeThis is pretty damn sad if you know the origin of the mesothelioma lawsuits. Lawyers would recruit cancer patients, show them rooms full of random consumer products, and ask them if they'd used any of the products in the past. If they said yes, lawsuits were filed against the company that made the product (under the claim that their stuff contained asbestos). This wasn't a problem for billion-dollar conglomerates with money to burn, but the suits also victimized and bankrupted an untold number of smaller companies. Cancer patients do need money to pay for treatment, but you shouldn't be getting it off of innocent companies with no intention of using asbestos.
1 likeThat damn slide whistle😂😂
0 likesThis was everything I wanted it to be
0 likesThis genuinely would've been more effective than the original lol.
0 likesDisgusting. I love it!
3 likesHate that I'm actually vibing to this. God fucking damn it. The perfect ADHD earworm that is going to make everyone else hate me. Well done
0 likesHow much of what kind of drugs does it take to inspire such masterpieces as this?
0 likesAnd, we can we get some?
ive never gotten this sturdy to a song before
1 likeMy stepdad used to leave Fox News on 24/7 and this commercial was always the first one they would show when they cut to a commercial break
0 likesI've found it. The "It's 7am and you haven't slept yet" theme song.
1 likeThis. This is the culmination of every great mind of history. The final product. This is what our forefathers toiled and bled for.
0 likesOnly real ones understand the lyrics😔
0 likesI kinda want to see a Davis and Main version.
1 likeIf I wasn't going to hell before I sure am now 😂😂
0 likesAbsolutely golden. I could listen to this for hours
That line “Rare Cancer” hit different
0 likesI am laughing so hard rn❤😂😂
0 likesAnd that's saved to my music play list
2 likesI can't listen to this without hearing the periodic table song.
1 likeReplies (1)
this iiiiiis the periodic table
0 likesnoble gas is stable
halogens and alkalis react aggressively
each period will gain new outer shells as electrons are added, moving to the right
This is an improvement! This makes me so happy
1 likejust cuz you can-can doesn't mean you should-should
2 likesInto the canon of classics along with the opera "I Have a Structured Settlement and I Need Cash Now"
1 likeI laughed, I cried, I got mesothelioma. More asbestos!
0 likesOut of hand is just about right for my tastes !
2 likesI'm glad this wasn't an actual song back in the day, otherwise it'd be burned into by brain right next to the JG Wentworth song.
1 likeNow, when I hear that descending transition in Gaîté Parisienne, I will think “financial compensation”…
0 likesThis is genius.
1 likewhen your grandma diagnosed with mesothelioma but this came up
0 likesThis is beautiful
1 likeThis is actually so satisfying.
0 likesThis is the way to PSA. I very nearly spit out my gin and tonic
2 likesThis gave me chills
0 likesthis should be an actual ad
2 likesThis is slightly better than my rap version, "2 Live-For-Now Crew's 'Me So Thelioma'"
0 likesI hate this but also love it. Laughing and cringing at the same time.
0 likesI'm dying laughing at this.
1 likeIn an alternate reality this is the video Saul released without getting it approved first.
1 likeEverybody's talking about "financial compensation" but not "call now"
2 likesReplies (1)
caaaAAAaaall now
0 likesI have sung the commercial to the fast part of the Electric Slide. This is next level.
0 likesWould love to see someone try to explain this to Offenbach.
0 likesAt least nobody can get mad since it is spreading the awareness
0 likesAmazing slide whistle on this one
0 likesEveryone has an anecdote about mesothelioma and I'm just here cursed with the knowledge that I recognize this film...
0 likesIt's funny now, but this is exactly how JG Wentworth would make this ad.
1 likeTHIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER WATCHED.
1 likeWhat movie was the can can from?
This cured my Mesothelioma ❤😂
0 likesBeautifully Sic& Warped 🥴🤯😂💖💯‼️
2 likesSound Waves Bow to you in Submission. They have met their match, and submit to your Rule.
1 likeNow it'll only take another 40 years before someone does the camp Lejeune thing to hotline bling or something
0 likesEDIT: I was very tired when I wrote that comment.
This should have been the original commercial in 2009
0 likesI would never see or listen to the word mesothelioma the same way again
1 likeIf the ad actually looked like this it would be the equivalent of TikTokers putting Subway Surfers and Family Guy next to videos to retain attention on a national level
1 likeThe people in the background while the disclaimer voice is warning you of all the bad side effects of the advertised medication:
0 likesOrpheus would be proud
3 likesThis is just amazing
0 likesI liked their old stuff, the one that goes "I'M WILFORD BRIMLEY AND I HAVE DIABEETUS"
3 likesIf JG Wentworth made the mesothelioma commercials this is what they would be
0 likesMedicine ads be like:
3 likesCatchy tune 😂
2 likesThank you it’s great. Please do the vaginal mesh one now
0 likesThat fucking slide whistle. I can't lol
1 likeI;m not sure which one you ruined but i love it
0 likesThis seems like some shit that would go down on a Family Guy cutaway
4 likesWhat did I just see?!? I was equally horrified and hilariofied.
2 likesI'm surprised this isn't a real jingle for an overplayed Youtube ad.
0 likesYou cured the starving children of their appetite.
0 likesRuined it? Nah, you made it better!
3 likesMy last braincells during exams
0 likesWhoever made this either has a gift from God or they're on the spectrum
1 likeThis is how all the lame commercials like these should be 😂
1 likeAdmit it, you did this because you thought “financial compensation” had a nice rhythm
0 likesThis would actually cause people to pay attention to the alert, rather than ignore it :P
0 likesCuz yes, some idiots ignored these warnings, cuz “no man falls to a puny illness” (not realizing how wrong they were till they died)
🌟 FINANCIAL COMPENSATION 🌟
1 likeOutstanding!
1 likeMan Warren Zevon would have loved this shit
1 likeThat took my breath away! I better call now.
1 likeIt kind of sounds like Bo Burnham singing with the same effects he used in “All Eyes On Me”
0 likesLets face it whats coming is very well deserved
0 likesThis is amazing
0 likesOne of my faves
0 likesMesothelioma is the new lumbago and I suffer from it.
0 likesFavorite video so far and I’ve been a subscriber since the first vid.
1 likeI think we need the diabeetus ad too
2 likesSo *snif* beautiful
0 likesBRAVO MAGNIFICO 👏
The pitch tuning software is Melodyne. Is it expensive? Not after you've received your 🎶financial compensation🎶. Paint in the sound changes from pianissimo to mesothelioma-forte.
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😂
0 likesYou ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't do Camp Lejeune next 😂
1 likeAmazing!
1 likemy mom: why are you laughing
0 likesme: nothing
my brain:
It's awful. I love it.
0 likesIn which program was this done?
2 likesThis would be a wonderful commercial
1 likeI think you actually fixed this one instead of ruining it! They’d probably pay you for that haha I can I made it till the end of your video and I never make it to the end of that ad without turning it so there’s that…
0 likesNow do restless leg syndrome but set to the electric slide.
0 likesBoogie woogie woogie
The way his voice sounds when he says "diagnosed" at the 0:16 mark just sounds so nice.
1 likeHail to the King by avenged sevenfold as a worship song please!
0 likesIt's... it's beautiful
1 likeTrès bien !
0 likesEverybody loves financial compensation
1 likeThis is definitely one of the videos I've ever seen
0 likesBy the way, is Kermit singing this? It sounds a lot like Kermit!
1 likeThis was wrong on so many levels, but so very funny😂
0 likesYou ruined nothing. You made it better. So does that count as a fail, or success?
1 likeThe amount of times that I replayed this
0 likesI don't know if you ruined this one, i think you made it better
0 likesThis video is delightfully absurd 🥸
1 likei played this for my girlfriend when she came in to ask if I wanted tacos
0 likesI don’t know how you’ll Ever top this 🎉
0 likes"christian why is your sleep schedule so bad"
0 likesmy brain at 2am:
You ruined it? You made it WAY more entertaining.
0 likes0:15 my favourite part
0 likesVideo: Says mesothelioma is a rare cancer
1 likeMe: Hears mesothelioma is a weird cancer
(If you actually have this disease please don’t get offended I’m laughing at myself hearing this incorrectly)
I'd watch that ambulance chaser commercial.
0 likesPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do the Joe Namath or Jimmy Walker Social Security one like this!!
0 likesWhen you crank up the stereo in your Dodge Neon
0 likesI'm not sure about this one, know a few people who died from asbestos. Love the videos though keep up the work bro :)
0 likesI believe everyone in that old time theater may have been exposed to asbestos.
0 likesJust saying
Sorry. This wasn't ruined. It made everything better.
0 likesYeah, okay, this is cursed as hell
0 likesneed to do more!
0 likesThis just won the internet. Everyone else give up.
1 likeMy left foot involuntarily tapped the whole time.
1 like“Hm they never listen to the news. Maybe a jingle will work?”
1 likethanks i died of this instead of mesothelioma. now where's MY financial compensation
1 likeI once had to work at a call center...answering these.
0 likesIt is a really depressing job. Most old people who call do not qualify.
Somehow I wish I had mesothelioma cancer after watching this.
1 likeI can't breathe 😂
1 likeI have mesothelioma 😢
Well that filled a void I didn't know I had.
0 likesIf I ever need a commercial made, I know who to ask.
0 likesI wish I could give it more thumbs up
0 likesBravo! Next up: The Camp Lejeune Water Compensation commercials!
1 likeIts so good My head hurts 😂😂😂😂 .
0 likesWell, it's certainly infernal now!!!
0 likesThis is a masterclass in shitposting, how does this not have 1M yet?
0 likesNow do the JG Wentworth commercial. 😂😂
1 likeThis is a rare can-can linked to commercial exposure.
0 likesTo good 😂
0 likesyou need to do one with the Camp LeJune ones im seeing now...
0 likesThis looks like an add that Saul Goodman would make
0 likesDoes anyone know what DAW I can use to pitch-shift the melody of a song like this?
0 likesReminiscent of Tina Belcher’s singing voice in parts
0 likesMAGNIFICENT
0 likeso.m.g. this reminds me of tomodachi life so hard
1 likeMedicine Commercials are basically this lol.
0 likesSpotify release when?
2 likesI kept hearing "Mesothelioma is a weird cancer"
0 likesThe whistle! The fcking whistle! 🤣🤣🤣
1 likeRare Cancer sounds like Weird Cat 😅
0 likesYou need to do a mashup with those stupid Camp LeJune water lawsuit commercials!!!
0 likesWould actually watch this advertisement if it had the same music.
1 likeWhen I hear mesothelioma, I think Price Is Right commercials.
1 likethis is what the Mayans warned us about. Their calendar was just a decade or so off.
0 likesThis should be in project sekai
2 likesBRAVO!!!!
1 likeputting the "me" in mesothelioma
2 likesI’m offended. I had an uncle die from meso back in ‘98. #toosoon
0 likesI really needed to laugh and holy shit did the stupid genius of this make me laugh!
0 likesI could definitely see Family guy doing this lmao
0 likesOmg thank you for this.
0 likesThis is one of the only PSA's I would ever look at. The rest creep me out..
1 likeBravo!
2 likesSubbed.. you’re too genius..
0 likes10 hour version when?????????????
0 likesIt’s my sleepover and I get to choose the music
0 likeswell i've found a fun new channel today haven't i
0 likesBest commercial ever
0 likesIts just so... Fitting.
0 likesThese commercial ones bring back old schmoyoho (like first term Obama-era AutoTune the News), and I'm all for it
0 likesYep. It's ruined. Thank you!
3 likesA S B E S T O S
1 likeIt's like that video where Juho Kauppinen of Korpiklaani sang something about tourist card or whatever.
0 likeshow long did it take to make this
0 likesNow do one for Camp LeJune
0 likesNow thinking back to that Wizard Of Oz film…
0 likesNow its stick in my head.
0 likesfunniest thing ever
0 likesDefinitely fixed it!
2 likesDay 1 of saying do Can-Can with the Summit Place Kia jingle
0 likesMy friend sent me this in the middle of the night and I’m really confused
1 likeWaiting for the "877- cash-now" track
1 likethis changed my life
0 likesRuined, no. Can-Caned, yes.
0 likesGetting out of hand? Noooo! What makes you think that? ;) Horrid but still fun...
1 likeIt started out pretty meh but then the video of actual can-can dancers popped up and I fucking LOST IT.
0 likesSongify the PSAs.
1 likeReplies (1)
That’s a good idea! Hmmmm
0 likesIt sounds like a vocaloid lol
0 likeswhy is this funny my humor is broken
1 likeThis is wrong.
0 likesAnd I love it for that exact reason!
Mesothelioma is why Larry Silverstein could not demolish the Twin Towers legally.
0 likesFans of the 1860s flow be like :
0 likesWHAT THE HELL IS THISS?????
Now do JG Wentworth 😂
1 likeBrilliant, thanks
1 likeOmg I'm dying right now
0 likesDid he ruin the can-can, or greatly improve the class action lawsuit commercial?
1 likeThis is A R T omg
1 like1. Why was this recommended to me?
0 likes2. Why did I click on it?
3. Why did I actually enjoy it?
4. well boys there goes my sense of identity, guess I’m just gonna crawl into a hole for another hour instead of going outside….
Do it with the car warranty people
0 likesNow you need to change the name of your channel to "There I Improved It"
1 likeQuestion, how did you do this
0 likesI have been waiting for thsi my whole life
0 likesFINANCIAL COMPENSATION
1 likeSure this is great now, but I feel like after seeing it 877 times, I think it would be as annoying as those old J.G. Wentworth commercials. "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!" Chorus: "Call J G Wentworth 877 CASH NOW!"
0 likesThanks for the serotonin
0 likesHated ones: And I took that personally...
0 likesActually, you made it better.
1 likeHelp. I’ve fallen and I can’t get compensation!
0 likesBravo!!
0 likesRuined it? U made it fantastic!!
2 likesDay 2 of saying do Can-Can with Summit Place Kia jingle
0 likes𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊.
0 likes“may have put you at risk”
0 likesOMG it's so ruined 🤣❤
1 likeI'll call now just for this X3
0 likes0:25 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂😂😂
0 likesman i want their fluffy skirts... so much swoosh...
0 likesDear Diary,
2 likesToday was a bad day on the internets.
Hilarious!
0 likesWhat instrument is the one that goes FWING
0 likesNow do something about syphillis!
0 likesReplies (1)
Aren't there certain fun aspects to syphilis already?
0 likesOld bat at the front table was not having any of it. The guys liked it tho.
0 likesIt sounds supercalifragi...
2 likesDedicated to the memory of Doug...
1 likeHow did you even think of this?
1 likeI pity you. Lol!!! Keep up the good work both here and on TikTok
0 likesHow about the water at Camp Lejeune-Sinatra Vegas version?
1 likePlease do JG Wentworth next
0 likesBrought to you by the same ad agency that came up with the JG Wentworth opera!
1 likeReplies (1)
Lmao, good call
0 likesthis reminds me of tomodachi life songs
0 likesThis is like an animaniacs song
1 likeAnother great can can mix is the Kitboga angry scammer one https://youtu.be/W1K03yJinFU
1 likeBrilliant
0 likesIs there one about where I can get my diabeetus testing supplies from?
0 likesI HAVE AN ANNUITY AND I NEED CASH NOW
0 likesNow do Camp Lejeun
2 likesWhat's the name of the app you're using?
0 likesNext do Camp Lejeune.
1 likeDO CAMP LEJEUNE NEXT!
1 likeReplies (1)
This
0 likesI will no longer ever be able to hear “financial compensation” without singing this. Thanks. You ruined it. 😂
0 likes"There I fixed it"
0 likesFrom the makers of "The Osteoporosis Dance"?
3 likesReplies (1)
check out Ween's "Smile on, mighty Jesus"
0 likesYour best work
0 likesholy shit this video wasnt de monetized
0 likesWhat software is this?
0 likesNow you need to find a song to ruin the J.G. Wentworth jingle.
1 likeReplies (1)
Alright, I’ve figured out the song. “Gin and Juice” beat paired with the J.G. Wentworth song.
0 likesJust omg 😆😆😆
0 likesMesothelioma is a meerkat?
1 likeMy girlfriend sent this to me, what do I do?
0 likesDoug approves
0 likesGood content
0 likesOk, that's is funny
2 likesits so funny
0 likesEducational
1 likefolks will do anything when there's 33 billion dollars in the kitty............
0 likesWhat is wrong with me 😂😂😂
0 likesYou sure did buddy
1 likeI love hard humor , and taking fun of cancer is fine as long it's funny ... But this just doesn't tickle my funny bone , you can do better then this
0 likesWeb MD said I've been ded for 20 years.
0 likesThat's funny!
0 likesHow does one think of this?
0 likesMay be niche but can you do a video of Ben Folds or Jonathan Coulton?
0 likesNoooooo this got copyright striked 😥
0 likesMesothilioma CALLLL NOW
2 likesIs there one for Camp Lejeune?
0 likesgod damn , hurt in a car call william mattar.
0 likesdo James Scott Farin to Hall of the Mountain King
0 likesSponsored by Shop Rite Can Can Sale!
0 likesNo, you made it better
0 likesis this the portal 3 outro?
0 likesWell somebody is going to hell for this.
0 likesAnyone else think this is sung by Kermit the Frog? No? Just me? This is fine.
0 likesDo this but with the camp Lejune ads
0 likesAlright now do camp lejeune
1 liketutorial plsssssss i need to mashup na na and the usa anthem
0 likesI fucking love you
0 likesSomebody send this to Coryxkenshin 😂
0 likesWhat autotune you're using? Antares or Melodyne
0 likesIn the hall of the camp Lejeune king
0 likesCAN-CANCER
0 likesIs that Melodyne?
1 like❤
0 likes😂😂😂😂 😂
0 likessounds like "better call saul" adv
0 likesam i the only one hearing "weird cancer"?
1 likeReplies (1)
Right?
0 likesIs….is this UTAU?
0 likesWaiting for JG Wentworth.
0 likesthe official song of Libby, Montana
0 likesIs that GlaDoS' cousin?
0 likes😂😂😂
0 likesasbestos is the bestos
1 likecan't even watch commercials in ohio
0 likes❤😊👍
1 likeI should go to sleep
0 likesIs that Stick Stickly?
0 likesThere, I made it cancerous.
0 likesLMAO
0 likesGoddddamnnnnn ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
0 likesThe cake is a lie.
1 likeDo something with the question mark suit commercial guy...
0 likes“There I ruined it”?
0 likesBullshit.
You improved it.
Boom!
Instant sub
0 likesJacques Offenbach - Compensation-tion-tion
0 likesLove Melodyne
0 likes* wheeze *
0 likesBetter call Offenbach
1 likeWHERES THE CAMP LEJEUNE VERSION??
1 like“caAaAL now”
0 likesWhy does it sound like Kermit the frog singing?!!?!
0 likescaaAaAAal now!
2 likesWhich DAW does he use please?
0 likesReplies (1)
Wondering the same!
0 likesNice
0 likeswhat's the movie featured?
0 likesDo you sell any of your music, or is it all for fun?
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God dammit I hate that music (A thing that all humans in this planet can agree whit) is literally used as a form of profit, But what can I do about it?
0 likesThis was in my recently watched and I have no memory of watching this
0 likesmesothelioma
0 likesReminds me Kermit the Frog
0 likes🤣
0 likesPlease "improve" the JG Wentworth commercials!
1 likeI got confused, so I called.
0 likesYou really ruined that ad for me... XP XDXDXD
0 likesWhat film is that?
0 likesDid you work on the J G Wentworth commercials?
5 likesCool
0 likesWhat was there to ruin?
0 likesBad taste, bravo 👏🏼
1 like9/11 is an adult now.
0 likesHAHHAHHAH
1 likePerfect username
0 likesS tier
0 likesWhat's the video clip?
0 likesI think perfected it is more apt
0 likesYOU ARE SUCH A FKN MONSTER T.T
0 likesEncore!
0 likeswhat's the film title?
1 likeReplies (1)
Looked it up, it’s literally just “can-can”
0 likeswell talking' about cancer... ;)
0 likesPleas ruin danger zone with a fnf song XD
0 likesBars.
0 likesOmg
0 likesDavis and Main are going to fire your ass.
1 likeWe could say this song its a. Can- cancer
0 likesLol... Nooooo!
0 likesSoftware?
1 likeHi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know you have rights?
0 likesLol
0 likesLol
0 likesHahahahahahahahahhahaha
0 likesytpmv mesothelioma
0 likesSTOP RUINING IT!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
2 likes(You know I was only being sarcastic……) 😂
Can
2 likesCan
2 likesplz consider changing your channel name. Nothing about this has been ruined. It has been improved upon.
0 likesYou actually 200% ruined it, this is genuinely terrible. Thank you!
0 likesGood idea for a parody but the use of auto-tune made me stop immediately.
0 likesJust sing it.
I fucking hate the Can-Can song but this is great.
0 likesPlease ruin JG Wentworth
0 likesWhat
0 likesTssssssssssssss.. 😆
0 likesHow do you get to hell?
0 likesVery simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 —
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.❤❤❤
BH.
kankan
0 likesHearing Offenbach gives me cancer
0 likes???
0 likes6000th Like
0 likesThe cancer cancer song
0 likesKind of disrespectful to mesothelioma patients
0 likesAbsolute cringe.
0 likesATTENTION! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be ENTITLED to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may have put you at risk.
2 likesIt may be a terrible disease, but ambulance-chasing lawyers love it.
1 likeAll these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face.
0 likestomodachi life soundin ass
3 likesDodge Fucking Neon.
1 likeHaha now do one about the idiots who took the coof coof shot
1 likeI hate you.
1 likeHug me please I love you.
This video is cancer in the best possible way.
0 likesU srsly used melodyne for this shit 😂
0 likesFortunately it's been discovered that mesothelioma can be treated effectively with water from Camp Lejeune.
0 likesPretty sure asbestos ruined it.
0 likesHomework: Need a Brady Bunch smash-up stat.
0 likesLove Boat? Throw this old Fart a bone please.
This channel gave me ear cancer.
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