I just love how "financial compensation" fits so smoothly in with every part of the song!

@somebody 495 : Especially to the attorneys specialized in mesothelioma cases.

The sound of money is always music to the ear

okay but that “CAAAAALL NOW” goes hard also

@Cyldavor It's the specific stress pattern of syllables that matters; the accent is on every other syllable

it's cause it has so many syllables, it makes it easy to break up while sounding natural

The alternating syllabic stresses is <b>chefs kiss</b>

The alternating syllabic stresses is *chefs kiss*

I think that was the inspiration for the whole song, frankly.

It's a biambic stress pattern (vowel stress is like ababab), so it works well.

Tbh the word mesothelioma fits pretty good too

Right!? This is like some Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon shit here.


It’s funnier when you know stage curtains used to be made with asbestos.

Asbestos is only dangerous when it is in a powder form and suspended in the air. Most people, even today, are around a surprising amount of asbestos every day and never even know it. Unless it is disturbed and inhaled, you are fine.

It's funnier that you made this stupid ass comment then you're comment actually being funny in of itself.

@SuperStriker412
Where do you think the brake component company "RAYBESTOS" got it's name
Asbestos is STILL used in brake pads/shoes is some instances today
But they were only like 0.05-4.5% asbestos

@-Leanna-if you have to explain "the joke" it's not funny

@RuhrRedArmy as late as the 80s and 90s asbestos was used in certain car parts like brake pads

I’m guessing for their flame resistant properties? Since the stage curtain would be the first thing to go up and kill the actors… I suddenly have the opening scene from Parasite Eve in my head.

@Steve Thea A bullet hell video game released a few years ago, emulating the art and style of retro American cartoons.

Yeah but everything was made with asbestos added back in the day

@matias jacobsen Not directly, the asbestos made the curtains more fireproof. Fire was a huge risk in theater due to all the electrics and lights weaved throughout.

It's much safer now, but most theaters still have one big fire break curtain at the very front of the stage that is rigged to drop under certain conditions like smoke or high temperature. It helps to protect the audience and break up the air space in the room to prevent the fire from spreading.

I feel like rare is an understatement considering asbestos was everywhere

Not used to be a lot of older theatres still use the old ones. There custom sized and budgets.😂

@matias jacobsen Nope, just a fun fact that I happened to learn via Cuphead.

The people that used those curtains may have been entitled to financial compensation


Would this be call the Can-can-cer dance?

I laighed a lot harder than I should've at this

Shut the fuck up and leave.

Here. Take my like while you’re at it you animal.

I was already having trouble not laughing when I read your comment lmao


My family’s Yacht business used asbestos so, strangely enough, my parents & 10 siblings all died this morning of that pesky  mesothelioma but it was worth it just to be lifted out of my mild sadness by this flawless musical masterpiece! I’m just lucky that I’m getting the significant financial compensation that I am owed as the song informed me is available! I certainly will be sending you a few bucks in your Patreon account in appreciation for your valiant hard work & creatively in getting this timely warning out about such a dreaded disease! Thanks again bruh!

Rip to your family of 13 being cut down by mesothelioma, a rare cancer linked with asbestos exposure

@CoraCreates 2019 called, it said to leave that reddit shit in the past

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas Albuquerque by Weird Al, with the same energy as "everyone has died but i simply survived"

@CoraCreates I could tell it sounded very far fetched.

But I don’t get the joke

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas And apparently all other life too

@Juno This was a comment adding more humor to a hilarious song about the lawyer commercial that comes on every show on every channel for the disease, so I went over the top with the most absurdity I could think of because it makes for the best humor, the more absurd the better, IMHO! It may have been too dark for some folks which is reasonable. 😂

@Allan Choy clearly, the tray table was up and their seat was in the full upright position

@Allan Choy can’t tell if you’re in on the joke, but just in case, r/woooosh

So just to recap, despite your entire family working on an asbestos-filled yacht, you were the only one who survived out of 2 parents and 11 children, and you're only a little upset?

I'm no detective, but that's super sus.


I can't breathe. Not sure if it's mesothelioma or this.

For me it's the chronic bronchitis that restricts my breath.

im not creative enough to make a username

It's neither is Asbestosis call the hotline in a year or two

You must’ve been exposed to some asbestos

You may be entitled to financial compensation. <b>starts festivally dancing</b>

You may be entitled to financial compensation. *starts festivally dancing*

One of the most funny and witty comments I've ever read!

What’s that number again?! Quick, start the video over!!!


Damn it, I hate you, this is brilliant.<br> Never thought a rare disease discussion would be festivious.

Damn it, I hate you, this is brilliant.
 Never thought a rare disease discussion would be festivious.

It's not that rare, that's right, check under your seat, everyone gets a mesothelioma!

Orpheus too never thought getting out of literal hell with his loved one would be festivious.

Of course, discussions of common diseases can be very festive, as we learned from Wilford Brimley’s raps about the ‘beetus.

From the amount of ads they run you'd think 1 in 10 people have it.


This is the shredded Banksy of the music world. The attempt at ruining it only made it worth its weight in gold.


If I ever get diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to financial compensation, this is how I want to be told

I really went to the replies of this comment hoping for a Family Guy reference. I was not disappointed. Thank you all for this comment chain.

😂 Good to see some fans on here. Not asthma but full blown mesothelioma…

@MatthewLikewise, if they ever need information about a vasectomy

Let me guess, you’d also like a barbershop quartet to inform you of your AIDS diagnosis?


You're awesome. Everything you've done with this concept has been fun and funny since the beginning, but ever since you started pushing the limits of this concept it's revealed you to be a true artist. This kind of creativity is inspiring. You're very talented. This isn't just fun and funny (though it thoroughly achieves that goal as well), this is clever, interesting and unique. Fuckin dope, dude.

100%.  Funny on the surface, but true demented genius and talent on display.


I'll have you know my father died of mesothelioma. And he'd have found this very funny

My boyfriend’s dad just died of mesothelioma (automotive industry) but they’re being all sheisty with it (you can’t prove it was “our” asbestos that killed him, etc.) so they didn’t get any financial compensation 😢 I grew up having memorized the mesothelioma commercial and I feel so betrayed.  Stupid ass GM can fuck themselves.  He suffered.

He could be entitled to financial compensation.

Was he an employee in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction, or automotive industries?


My grandpa was diagnosed with mesothelioma before I was born. Right after his diagnosis, my parents decided to have a kid since they realized life is short and they wanted to have a kid before he died. 9 and a half months after his diagnosis, I was born. Unfortunately, they tried to sue the company he worked at where he was exposed, but the company was defunct so there was no money to get. Too bad, because I could sue them for my grandfather's death AND my existence!

That really sucks, hopefully he got a chance to meet you before he passed at least.

@Caroline MosesI'm assuming it was during the "transition" era between steam and diesel locomotives?<br>That era of railroading was particularly dangerous.

@Caroline MosesI'm assuming it was during the "transition" era between steam and diesel locomotives?
That era of railroading was particularly dangerous.

@The Lord of Nothing <br>Yes. He unloaded bales of asbestos from train cars during the summers to pay for college. Come to think of it, there were a lot of weird and usually train-related deaths on that side of the family.

@The Lord of Nothing
Yes. He unloaded bales of asbestos from train cars during the summers to pay for college. Come to think of it, there were a lot of weird and usually train-related deaths on that side of the family.

Was he an employee of the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction, or automotive industries?


Those commercials really scared me at night for some reason

And somehow you turned it into a bop

@Flower Faerie  maybe, I think they always scared me because they always popped up on Disney XD, so after a very exciting and happy commercial, its suddenly cuts to, what you said, a lack an inflection voice, talking about something very serious.

It’s the lack of inflection in the words I think. I used to get creeped out by a judge on some game show for the same reason.

Every time I see it on tv, I'm gonna play this video

@Joe Johnson Let's not forget that the volume increases every time this commercial comes along.

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It’s the stale, industrial droning of the background “music” designed specifically to put you on edge and pay attention.

@Quinn Anderson exactly, its so unnerving.

same, they used to creep me out and still do.

@Quinn Anderson the voice never sounds quite human, like it lacks a basic part of speach

I still get scared of them

It's the voice with no background music

But yes, such a bop


was creating this entirely inspired by wanting to fit "FI-NAN-CIAL COM-PEN-SA-TION" to the descending notes lmao


I'm so glad I finally know the words to this song - all my life I've been singing "can can / can you do the can can / can you do the can can / can you do the / can you do the (repeat ad infinitum)". Now I can finally impress my friends and family by singing the real lyrics to the song! Thank you 💖


Are we entitled to financial compensation for listening to your monstrous melodies

The melodies ARE the compensation, silly!


This is not, "getting out of hand."  This brings joy to people and you're a good person.  And I'm not joking.  I just worked a 12 hour day and this made it so much better.  Humor is good, period.


I would buy a whole album of this kind of stuff. I might be weird.


Cancer is not a laughing matter unless combined with can-can.

If you've already got it, laughter is good medicine.


My father unfortunately was diagnosed with this cancer in 2016 and passed in 2018. I think he would’ve found this amusing 😂

sorry for your loss. he would've been entitled to financial compensation!


As long as you realize you aren't able to get 🎶financialcompensation🎶 anymore.


genuinely haven't laughed this hard in months, this is one of the greatest pieces of art I've ever witnessed. it's just perfect


I got a suggestion for another masterpiece.  I would love to to see a remake of those JD wentworth commericals (the ones with the opera singers) 😆

@There I Ruined It Dear Could you please tell me the name of the computer program you use with grid - notes? I would appreciate alot ♡ Greetings ☆/found out: Melodyne Studio, 5 or something like that :)

@There I Ruined It That is almost enough to make me join TikTok.

You beat me to it lol.   I don’t have TikTok 😬

I did it last week on my TikTok! Sorry I don’t post everything here - it would flood the channel since I post almost every day there.


I love this, it sounds like a robot trying to sing to someone, but randomly chose a topic of what it should be about


This is probably the fanciest PSA I've ever seen.


You didn't ruin this. You made it a masterpiece! x3


It was a perfectly fine song. Now these lyrics are permanently etched into my cerebrum. Thanks.


Man, the part where they go: "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."<br>goes so hard ngl

Man, the part where they go: "If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation."
goes so hard ngl


I'm coming down off a shroom trip, and this is my new favorite thing in the world right now! I never thought Mesothelioma would being me so much joy!
From the bottom, top, and extra dimension that I just found in my heart about an hour ago,
Thank you!
Mr Treehorn


The commercial campaign would have probably been more successful if they had broadcast this version on TV.


I have  Mesothelioma from old crane friction clutches but this makes it all worthwhile. Sad way to end Octoberfest. Thank you Mr. Iruienedit.


They should buy this from you and run it instead. you absolutely killed it.


I laughed more than I thought 😂😂😂 Jesus, my roommate is sleeping and I'm laughing like a freaking maniac. You're a treasure.

@Paul Drake my roommate, Jesus, (this time I didn't forget to add the second comma) says hi to you. I think he kinda likes you. God bless, bud (he says).


Note that they didn’t list cigarettes, which used literal asbestos filters for decades, which actually causes most mesothelioma.


Now I need a professional choir to recreate this masterpiece


Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they can can, they didn't stop to think if they should.


I cannot begin to describe how much joy this brings me.


You ruined nothing, this is a massive improvement and is hilarious, you are a genius!, lol


At least I'll never forget what mesothelioma is now.


This is a rare masterpiece... it works on every level... Angelic, Demonic, Harmonic... so beautiful

Reject 666, Repent!

But both Reject and Repent have 6 letters, so it's 2/3rds of the way to 666, and 2 divided by 3 is 0.666. There's so much demonic mathematics in your comment.


Reminds me of my favorite hit; “You check your blood sugar and you check it often!”

@Timothy Miller check it out, it's pretty hilarious, it's "Ice Ice Baby" but with Wilford Brimley voicing it with some pretty funny lyrics

@Paul Drake sounds like the perfect mashup for a future video.


This lives rent-free in my head way more often than I care to admit.


How am I just now discovering this masterpiece of a channel.

Please never stop doing what you do.


These commercials always scared me as a kid and this has healed five years of trauma


I always thought these commercials were just local to my area, like the J.G. Wentworth commercials. Was really thrilled to learn that others outside of my state knew of them, too. Also, if you've not "ruined" those commercials as well, I certainly hope you do! I had to send this video to family 😂

Edit: I have replayed this about six times already tonight, please, someone help me 😂


Such talent you have!!These songs are very fun and silly. I don‘t even know how you came up with the idea to make song such as these! Keep going!


If those infomercials were this catchy, I may have even paid attention to them!


I saw this exact commercial so many times late at night while my dad fell asleep watching those western channels. Glad someone else could find the humor in them as well lol


The surprise-shocked looked on the guy's face at 0:34, just after "may have put you at risk" is great! It really transports a feeling of "The industry would do THAT?!" XD


How do you keep putting out bangers?! Each new one is better than the last!


Just such a perfect amount of syllables, truly a masterpiece


I’ve already watched it like 7 times and it’s been out for less than 10 mins 😭


Imagine a whole play happening with this playing in the background as you slowly die of Mesothelioma.


This song was 100% made solely for the "financial compensation" bit


you dont know what youve done. now every time i hear this song imma be singing the financial compensation bit. <br>thanks XD

you dont know what youve done. now every time i hear this song imma be singing the financial compensation bit.
thanks XD


My grandfather was GOING TO recieve financial compensation, but he died before it could get to court :( Way to let the side down, Lance


This is so good. Imagine if this was an actual ad on tv. I think people would listen.


This song is constantly stuck in my head and I'm not even mad


Fi-Nan-Cial Compensation! Sounds so happy 😂


Never, never stop making these. I am dying here 😂


Ah yes the slide whistle of dopamine release strikes again!


The  ambulance chasers that make those gawdawful commercials that air 500 times during an episode of Judge Judy don't deserve something so beautifully put together .


Hold up...now you're joking about matters of life and death, grief and pain. It's like you don't even care how people feel. Keep it up! 👏


If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to <b>financial compensation.</b>

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to *financial compensation.*


Speaking of Financial compensation, I really hope youtube pays you enough, cuz these videos are the highest quality.


If i ever contract mesothelioma, im accepting my fate and making this my funeral song.


Literally every part of this got me bouncing around with glee, it's fucking perfect


I don't want to see one of these without the slide whistle at some point. Always gets me! xD


This ad used to scare me as a kid I wish they aired something more like this


I want to give this to my translation studies lecturer as an example of implicit cultural knowledge (I am a non-American who hangs out on social media sites where there are a lot of Americans, whereas the rest of my family doesn’t, so they probably have no idea why this is so funny.)


I will now have this stuck in my head for my physics final lol


I just started rehearsing Straight no Chaser's Christmas Can-Can with my chorus...they will never understand that I have an even more absurd version going through my head every time...


This made me not spiral into a panicked state, thank you


More PSAs could use musical renditions like this.


In the midst of asbestos safety training at work right now. Gonna fail the test because this is all I’ll be able to think about. Worth it


This is just what I needed after a rough week. Thank you for making the videos.


Today, my mom said to me, "This week, more than once, I've heard Offenbach coming from your room. What was that about?" So I had to explain this video to her.


This is seriously one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy I’ve ever seen


Dude you're an insane person and we all love it


If this was the commercial, I think people wouldn't hate it, and more calls would be made.


I watched this yesterday. I laughed. I sent it to a friend. I continued living my life. But something made me come back and watch this again a day later. Because it's fucking hilarious but also the death of my sanity.


Never before, did I want a cancer more than this Mesotheliom, especially, if this would be, how the Doc presented it to me.


This song gets stuck in my way more than it should


It make you almost want to breath in asbestos


Amazing! Your creativity knows no bounds!


It still sounds good. Let's make this an advertisement to make people aware of this disease as well as keep them entertained during the ad. It saves lives!

Sounds weird... Huh?


0:33 knew it, was just waiting for it to happen


Why is this a masterpiece! It's so good!


Thank you for a night of entertainment, you are truly a sick and wonderful individual.


Now, we need one for the Medicare benefits (we will never get) commercial that is driving us crazy!!


This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

EDIT: I can’t stop hitting replay.


I laughed so hard at this, I coughed up all the asbestos in my lungs that I'd been saving for my "fi-nan-cial comp-en-sation" payout. Oh well, back to work...


Wow this even doubles as a lyrics video!


This continues to be the single most innacurately named channel on youtube.


I've never laughed so hard and have been so confused in my entire life.


I wondered when we'd see a new ruined song from you. I feel bad for laughing all the way though this as my grandad died from an illness linked to asbestos from the factory he worked at. On a lighter note, for Halloween I'd love to hear a ruined "Monster Mash." and or something using either The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons Halloween Special or The Munster's theme.


That moment when you remember you used to play with the popcorn ceiling in your old house that was built in the 1900's


Extra points for using the actual musical called Can-Can in this video.


Now we just need a song version of the Camp Lejune toxic water class action lawsuit commercials...


Imagine if asbestos was made mandatory despite the existence of safer fire retardants


Ah, this video shows me a glimpse at a rare treasure thought lost for the ages; my will to live


Another video to add to my "Watch Daily To Maintain The Will To Live" playlist.


This makes me want to call more than the actual commercials.


When the medical doctor has to perform the bad news so he doesn't get beheaded by the king


the fucking slide whistle 😭 i love you holy shit


as someone who has never heard the original advert. i like this a lot


The fucking slide whistle being a load-bearing part of the song 🤣


0:32  Loved where they put the siren whistle.


Just found this channel and it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣


once again, you didn't ruin it, you made it better.


Way better than the original commercial.


Oooh! This must be the song the person in those commercials are jamming to when it's listening of symptoms and side effects!


The question now is what song you'll pair with Camp Lejeune!


You have done it. You have sung the song of gods. Well done. Well done.


Getting Weird Al vibes from this one. Great job!


the way "financial compensation" fits so perfectly shows how prominent iambs are in english


Much like a rare cancer, this is now stuck in my head.


Have you approached the company to see if they want to use this as their next ad?


I always sing Mesothelioma to the tune of the William Tell overture, whenever I see these commercials. My kids thought it was a real song. LOL


Perfect timing for this Finale, since the time limit for Mesothelioma lawsuits is running out. The ambulance chasing, leaching, anal-orifice, lawyers are about to lose out and need to recruit any and all "hosts" they can latch onto to ride into court with before the deadline!


I know it's just the name of the channel, but you've definitely made those commercials better.


You're like a chaotic neutral DJ Cummerbund and I love you both


This is the greatest achievement of modern times!


Radio: goes with public service announcement ad
TIRI: THERE'S MELODY WITHIN!

Radio: *goes with public service announcement ad*
TIRI: THERE'S MELODY WITHIN!


Sounds like something one of the malfunctioning Aperture Science cores would be singing as you try to defeat Wheatley.


How does your brain function to come up with stuff like this?


This really made me laugh. That’s very rare for any YouTube video


I would actually watch commercials and remember them if they did them like this


This wasn't ruined, it was infact made better


the exuberant joyful music and dancing paired with the description of a horrible disease and how it is caused by the negligence of employers in regards to safety precautions makes this top of the pile when it comes to your videos being cursed.


You need one for that non-stop ad about Camp LeJeune.


The first “Mesothelioma is a rare cancer…” is 👌🏻


Happy birthday to me. (Literally. Thank you for uploading this on my birthday, I’m overjoyed by this 😂)

Happy Birthday, SwampTrash! May your day be mesothelioma-free.


Scared my cat off my lap by laughing so hard when the voice started singing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


This now has the same energy as J.G. Wentworth's Opera commercials!


For one in October, or better yet halloween, you should do a song with the Luigi’s mansion theme


I watched this while on the toilet and laughed so hard my wife asked if I was okay. Subbed.


I want one of these on silicosis so I can laugh and relate


For a second there, I didn't think we were gonna get the slide whistle!


I clicked this fully prepared for it to be permanently stuck in my head again.


I can’t breath, I’m crying with laugher this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen


Having just received the formation on how to safely remove asbestos and how to dispose of it... this is hilarious


My favorite songs of yours is this one, the yeah song, Party in the USSR, the smooth criminal one, and the 12 days of christmas one with the DRY, FLAKY SKIN!


I wouldn’t switched channels every time if their commercials were actually like that.


I didn’t know I needed this video till now


This is pretty damn sad if you know the origin of the mesothelioma lawsuits. Lawyers would recruit cancer patients, show them rooms full of random consumer products, and ask them if they'd used any of the products in the past. If they said yes, lawsuits were filed against the company that made the product (under the claim that their stuff contained asbestos). This wasn't a problem for billion-dollar conglomerates with money to burn, but the suits also victimized and bankrupted an untold number of smaller companies. Cancer patients do need money to pay for treatment, but you shouldn't be getting it off of innocent companies with no intention of using asbestos.


This genuinely would've been more effective than the original lol.


Hate that I'm actually vibing to this. God fucking damn it. The perfect ADHD earworm that is going to make everyone else hate me. Well done


How much of what kind of drugs does it take to inspire such masterpieces as this?<br>And, we can we get some?

How much of what kind of drugs does it take to inspire such masterpieces as this?
And, we can we get some?


ive never gotten this sturdy to a song before


My stepdad used to leave Fox News on 24/7 and this commercial was always the first one they would show when they cut to a commercial break


I've found it. The "It's 7am and you haven't slept yet" theme song.


This. This is the culmination of every great mind of history. The final product. This is what our forefathers toiled and bled for.


I kinda want to see a Davis and Main version.


If I wasn't going to hell before I sure am now 😂😂<br>Absolutely golden. I could listen to this for hours

If I wasn't going to hell before I sure am now 😂😂
Absolutely golden. I could listen to this for hours


I can't listen to this without hearing the periodic table song.

this iiiiiis the periodic table
noble gas is stable
halogens and alkalis react aggressively
each period will gain new outer shells as electrons are added, moving to the right


This is an improvement! This makes me so happy


just cuz you can-can doesn't mean you should-should


Into the canon of classics along with the opera "I Have a Structured Settlement and I Need Cash Now"


I laughed, I cried, I got mesothelioma. More asbestos!


Out of hand is just about right for my tastes !


I'm glad this wasn't an actual song back in the day, otherwise it'd be burned into by brain right next to the JG Wentworth song.


Now, when I hear that descending transition in Gaîté Parisienne, I will think “financial compensation”…


when your grandma diagnosed with mesothelioma but this came up


This is the way to PSA. I very nearly spit out my  gin and tonic


This is slightly better than my rap version, "2 Live-For-Now Crew's 'Me So Thelioma'"


I hate this but also love it. Laughing and cringing at the same time.


In an alternate reality this is the video Saul released without getting it approved first.


Everybody's talking about "financial compensation" but not "call now"


I have sung the commercial to the fast part of the Electric Slide. This is next level.


Would love to see someone try to explain this to Offenbach.


At least nobody can get mad since it is spreading the awareness


Everyone has an anecdote about mesothelioma and I'm just here cursed with the knowledge that I recognize this film...

通りすがりの仮面ライダー


It's funny now, but this is exactly how JG Wentworth would make this ad.


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER WATCHED.

What movie was the can can from?


Sound Waves  Bow to you in Submission.   They have met their match, and  submit to your Rule.


Now it'll only take another 40 years before someone does the camp Lejeune thing to hotline bling or something

EDIT: I was very tired when I wrote that comment.


This should have been the original commercial in 2009


I would never see or listen to the word mesothelioma the same way again


If the ad actually looked like this it would be the equivalent of TikTokers putting Subway Surfers and Family Guy next to videos to retain attention on a national level


The people in the background while the disclaimer voice is warning you of all the bad side effects of the advertised medication:


I liked their old stuff, the one that goes "I'M WILFORD BRIMLEY AND I HAVE DIABEETUS"


If JG Wentworth made the mesothelioma commercials this is what they would be


Thank you it’s great. Please do the vaginal mesh one now


I;m not sure which one you ruined but i love it


This seems like some shit that would go down on a Family Guy cutaway


What did I just see?!?  I was equally horrified and hilariofied.


I'm surprised this isn't a real jingle for an overplayed Youtube ad.


You cured the starving children of their appetite.


Whoever made this either has a gift from God or they're on the spectrum


This is how all the lame commercials like these should be 😂


Admit it, you did this because you thought “financial compensation” had a nice rhythm


This would actually cause people to pay attention to the alert, rather than ignore it :P<br>Cuz yes, some idiots ignored these warnings, cuz “no man falls to a puny illness” (not realizing how wrong they were till they died)

This would actually cause people to pay attention to the alert, rather than ignore it :P
Cuz yes, some idiots ignored these warnings, cuz “no man falls to a puny illness” (not realizing how wrong they were till they died)


Man Warren Zevon would have loved this shit


That took my breath away! I better call now.


It kind of sounds like Bo Burnham singing with the same effects he used in “All Eyes On Me”


Lets face it whats coming is very well deserved


Mesothelioma is the new lumbago and I suffer from it.


Favorite video so far and I’ve been a subscriber since the first vid.


The pitch tuning software is Melodyne. Is it expensive? Not after you've received your 🎶financial compensation🎶. Paint in the sound changes from pianissimo to mesothelioma-forte.


You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't do Camp Lejeune next 😂


my mom: why are you laughing

me: nothing

my brain:


I think you actually fixed this one instead of ruining it! They’d probably pay you for that haha I can I made it till the end of your video and I never make it to the end of that ad without turning it so there’s that…


Now do restless leg syndrome but set to the electric slide.

Boogie woogie woogie


The way his voice sounds when he says "diagnosed" at the 0:16 mark just sounds so nice.


Hail to the King by avenged sevenfold as a worship song please!


This is definitely one of the videos I've ever seen


By the way, is Kermit singing this? It sounds a lot like Kermit!


This was wrong on so many levels, but so very funny😂


You ruined nothing. You made it better. So does that count as a fail, or success?


The amount of times that I replayed this


I don't know if you ruined this one, i think you made it better


i played this for my girlfriend when she came in to ask if I wanted tacos


"christian why is your sleep schedule so bad"
<br>my brain at 2am:

"christian why is your sleep schedule so bad"
my brain at 2am:


You ruined it? You made it WAY more entertaining.


Video: Says mesothelioma is a rare cancer

Me: Hears mesothelioma is a weird cancer

(If you actually have this disease please don’t get offended I’m laughing at myself hearing this incorrectly)

Video: Says mesothelioma is a rare cancer

Me: Hears mesothelioma is a *weird* cancer

(If you actually have this disease please don’t get offended I’m laughing at myself hearing this incorrectly)


I'd watch that ambulance chaser commercial.


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do the Joe Namath or Jimmy Walker Social Security one like this!!


When you crank up the stereo in your Dodge Neon


I'm not sure about this one, know a few people who died from asbestos. Love the videos though keep up the work bro :)


I believe everyone in that old time theater may have been exposed to asbestos.

Just saying


Sorry. This wasn't ruined. It made everything better.


This just won the internet. Everyone else give up.


My left foot involuntarily tapped the whole time.


“Hm they never listen to the news. Maybe a jingle will work?”


thanks i died of this instead of mesothelioma. now where's MY financial compensation


I once had to work at a call center...answering these.

It is a really depressing job. Most old people who call do not qualify.


Somehow I wish I had mesothelioma cancer after watching this.


I can't breathe 😂

I have mesothelioma 😢

I can't breathe 😂

I have mesothelioma 😢


Well that filled a void I didn't know I had.


If I ever need a commercial made, I know who to ask.


Bravo! Next up: The Camp Lejeune Water Compensation commercials!


This is a masterclass in shitposting, how does this not have 1M yet?


This is a rare can-can linked to commercial exposure.


you need to do one with the Camp LeJune ones im seeing now...


This looks like an add that Saul Goodman would make


Does anyone know what DAW I can use to pitch-shift the melody of a song like this?


Reminiscent of Tina Belcher’s singing voice in parts


o.m.g.  this reminds me of tomodachi life so hard


Medicine Commercials are basically this lol.


I kept hearing "Mesothelioma is a <i>weird</i> cancer"

I kept hearing "Mesothelioma is a _weird_ cancer"


You need to do a mashup with those stupid Camp LeJune water lawsuit commercials!!!


Would actually watch this advertisement if it had the same music.


When I hear mesothelioma, I think Price Is Right commercials.


this is what the Mayans warned us about. Their calendar was just a decade or so off.


I’m offended. I had an uncle die from meso back in ‘98. #toosoon


I really needed to laugh and holy shit did the stupid genius of this make me laugh!


I could definitely see Family guy doing this lmao


This is one of the only PSA's I would ever look at. The rest creep me out..


It’s my sleepover and I get to choose the music


well i've found a fun new channel today haven't i


These commercial ones bring back old schmoyoho (like first term Obama-era AutoTune the News), and I'm all for it


It's like that video where Juho Kauppinen of Korpiklaani sang something about tourist card or whatever.


Now thinking back to that Wizard Of Oz film…


Day 1 of saying do  Can-Can with the Summit Place Kia jingle


My friend sent me this in the middle of the night and I’m really confused


Getting out of hand? Noooo! What makes you think that? ;) Horrid but still fun...


It started out pretty meh but then the video of actual can-can dancers popped up and I fucking LOST IT.


This is wrong.

And I love it for that exact reason!


Mesothelioma is why Larry Silverstein could not demolish the Twin Towers legally.


Fans of the 1860s flow be like :<br>WHAT THE HELL IS THISS?????

Fans of the 1860s flow be like :
WHAT THE HELL IS THISS?????


Did he ruin the can-can, or greatly improve the class action lawsuit commercial?


1. Why was this recommended to me?
2. Why did I click on it?
3. Why did I actually enjoy it?
4. well boys there goes my sense of identity, guess I’m just gonna crawl into a hole for another hour instead of going outside….


Now you need to change the name of your channel to "There I Improved It"


I have been waiting for thsi my whole life


Sure this is great now, but I feel like after seeing it 877 times, I think it would be as annoying as those old J.G. Wentworth commercials. "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!" Chorus: "Call J G Wentworth 877 CASH NOW!"


Hated ones: And I took that personally...


Help. I’ve fallen and I can’t get compensation!


Day 2 of saying do Can-Can with Summit Place Kia jingle


𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊.

𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊.


0:25 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂😂😂

0:25 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂😂😂


man i want their fluffy skirts... so much swoosh...


Dear Diary,<br>Today was a bad day on the internets.

Dear Diary,
Today was a bad day on the internets.


What instrument is the one that goes FWING


Aren't there certain fun aspects to syphilis already?


Old bat at the front table was not having any of it. The guys liked it tho.


I pity you. Lol!!! Keep up the good work both here and on TikTok


How about the water at Camp Lejeune-Sinatra Vegas version?


Brought to you by the same ad agency that came up with the JG Wentworth opera!


Another great can can mix is the Kitboga angry scammer one  https://youtu.be/W1K03yJinFU


Is there one about where I can get my diabeetus testing supplies from?


What's the name of the app you're using?


I will no longer ever be able to hear “financial compensation” without singing this. Thanks. You ruined it. 😂


From the makers of "The Osteoporosis Dance"?

check out Ween's "Smile on, mighty Jesus"


Now you need to find a song to ruin the J.G. Wentworth jingle.

Alright, I’ve figured out the song. “Gin and Juice” beat paired with the J.G. Wentworth song.


My girlfriend sent this to me, what do I do?


folks will do anything when there's 33 billion dollars in the kitty............


I love hard humor , and taking fun of cancer is fine as long it's funny ... But this just doesn't tickle my funny bone , you can do better then this


May be niche but can you do a video of Ben Folds or Jonathan Coulton?


god damn , hurt in a car call william mattar.


do James Scott Farin to Hall of the Mountain King


Well somebody is going to hell for this.


Anyone else think this is sung by Kermit the Frog? No? Just me? This is fine.


tutorial plsssssss i need to mashup na na and the usa anthem


What autotune you're using? Antares or Melodyne


am i the only one hearing "weird cancer"?


Do something with the question mark suit commercial guy...


“There I ruined it”?
Bullshit.
You improved it.
Boom!


Jacques Offenbach - Compensation-tion-tion


Why does it sound like Kermit the frog singing?!!?!


Do you sell any of your music, or is it all for fun?

God dammit I hate that music (A thing that all humans in this planet can agree whit) is literally used as a form of profit, But what can I do about it?


This was in my recently watched and I have no memory of watching this


Please "improve" the JG Wentworth commercials!


You really ruined that ad for me...   XP   XDXDXD


Did you work on the J G Wentworth commercials?


Looked it up, it’s literally just “can-can”


Pleas ruin danger zone with a fnf song XD


Davis and Main are going to fire your ass.


We could say this song its a. Can- cancer


Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know you have rights?


STOP RUINING IT!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

(You know I was only being sarcastic……) 😂


plz consider changing your channel name. Nothing about this has been ruined. It has been improved upon.


You actually 200% ruined it, this is genuinely terrible. Thank you!


Good idea for a parody but the use of auto-tune made me stop immediately.  <br>Just sing it.

Good idea for a parody but the use of auto-tune made me stop immediately.
Just sing it.


I fucking hate the Can-Can song but this is great.


How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.

How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.

How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.

Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.

How many lies have you told in your life?

Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?

Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?

Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?

If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.

God can justly punish you and send you to hell.

Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.

It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.

Ezekiel 18:20 —
"The soul who sins shall die.

That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.

Option A.
You die for your own sins.

Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.❤❤❤

BH.


Kind of disrespectful to mesothelioma patients


<i>ATTENTION! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be ENTITLED to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may have put you at risk.</i>

_ATTENTION! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be ENTITLED to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may have put you at risk._


It may be a terrible disease, but ambulance-chasing lawyers love it.


All these spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into a calculator, it makes a happy face.


Haha now do one about the idiots who took the coof coof shot


I hate you.<br>Hug me please I love you.

The Official "Guardian Units of Nations" Channel


This video is cancer in the best possible way.


Fortunately it's been discovered that mesothelioma can be treated effectively with water from Camp Lejeune.


Homework: Need a Brady Bunch smash-up stat.  <br> Love Boat?   Throw this old Fart a bone please.

Homework: Need a Brady Bunch smash-up stat.
 Love Boat?   Throw this old Fart a bone please.