Okay. At this point, I should be expecting something weird to happen to me daily. I don't. But I should. Aliens who don't know where they are and what breakfast is?! Blasphemy! Unless they photosynthesize... Then they have an excuse. Because they're walking talking, hyper-intelligent plants. That's cool too. Five premium good vibes points spent!
well they get the consept of breakfast they just don't have a word for it and the not knowing where they are bit is probably just because the where tired where in stasis or are a ditz.
Alien: “Your bed? No, I think you’re mistaken.” Me: “Nope, this is my bed. Also, how the HELL did you get out onto a Navy destroyer which is NOT docked?!”
In my opinion one of the best breakfasts you can get is a meat (of your choice) and cheese omelette with a nice sriracha sauce drizzle on top. I like to pair it with cinnamon sugar toast (usually 2 pieces) because sweet things counteract spicy way better than milk ever will.
I get that she's probably just supposed to be ditsy, but the whole scenario of thinking the apartment is a hotel, not realizing someone is in the bed even when spooned, wakes up going "hungry~~" -- it all gives me the impression that she had one too many pan-galactic gargle blasters at a nearby space pub last night. 😜
Her: you don’t take wulongs? Me: No, that currency isn’t widely used until 2071. It’s 2023 right now. How did you even get that much? What bounty did you catch? (If you understand what reference I’m making, good for you)
My bed has room for me and a max of 2 cats. Another human sized entity would not fit. The second most unrealistic part of this is there’s a girl in my bed.
I like how she claims she doesn’t know what breakfast is yet and I quote her first sentence “Ah I’m hungry, what’s for breakfast” suggesting she does know what breakfast and she’s only playing dumb to get free food You may fool the other but not me I resisted your cute temptation now you must pay up in cash for break in entry before I call the authorities. If you do not have the money I require the maybe we can make ……other arrangements?
I take gorps this is planet Merp of the Merpsons I'm Merp the Merpking you're in Merptown #6 this is my apartment this is where I come to get away from the castle and everything all the work and well who expects a king to be in a crappy apartment my castle is in Merpcity next time I'll let you use a room of mine in the castle but that's in the middle of the Merpcircle that's where the Merpcity is and it's surrounded by the 6 Merptowns then there's the Merpcountry which is everything outside the Merptowns
1 like
ROBERT FRENCH2021-11-25 07:07:16 (edited 2021-11-25 07:11:33 )
where omnivores we can eat practicaly anything compared to you also the kind of perimitive planit that doesn't have emenze porters is a friken prerimitive planet
great performance, but MAN is this Alien Girl Rude! She enters a house, asks for food, and be so overly picky about it, that I would just get a little miffed at her and be like: "Look Miss, you enter my home, on a planet that's obviously underdeveloped by YOUR standards, ask for a morning meal and reject nearly every single thing I have because it's "inconvenient" for your expediency paced departure all because you took a wrong turn Zeta 3! How about some gratitude for not screaming and calling the authorities or something huh!?" as an example. (again I know this is a story.) for some odd reason it posted twice lol. again, YOU Kitty Minx did a great performance, I, personally, found the Alien girl rude is all. Keep up the good work.
She has replaced Listener-San’s body pillow in the dark of night, truly the greatest of ninjas.
19 likesReplies (2)
Indeed, truly a master kunoichi
3 likes🤣
1 likeI Always love these kind of role plays and i know it's gonna be a good one from you.
1 likeOkay. At this point, I should be expecting something weird to happen to me daily. I don't. But I should. Aliens who don't know where they are and what breakfast is?! Blasphemy! Unless they photosynthesize... Then they have an excuse. Because they're walking talking, hyper-intelligent plants. That's cool too.
10 likesFive premium good vibes points spent!
Replies (1)
well they get the consept of breakfast they just don't have a word for it and the not knowing where they are bit is probably just because the where tired where in stasis or are a ditz.
0 likesChiken Noise
5 likes"Hold on, I'm having fun"
Chiken Noises Continue
This is great
Replies (1)
Did I replace the mp3 file of crow noises witch chicken noises
0 likesI love the idea that aliens find chickens fascinating.
1 likeAlien: “Your bed? No, I think you’re mistaken.”
1 likeMe: “Nope, this is my bed. Also, how the HELL did you get out onto a Navy destroyer which is NOT docked?!”
"20 to 30 minutes? But I'm hungry now!"
4 likesFine. Here. Have some cheese to go with your whine. =p
13:16 I laughed so hard when she said "OINK".
1 likeWe call it breakfast because we are breaking the fast of not eating during the night.
0 likesHaving an alien as a waifu: nah
2 likesHaving a sophont as a waifu: YES~
Immersion broken I don't own a body pillow. I sleep with a plush
3 likesIn my opinion one of the best breakfasts you can get is a meat (of your choice) and cheese omelette with a nice sriracha sauce drizzle on top. I like to pair it with cinnamon sugar toast (usually 2 pieces) because sweet things counteract spicy way better than milk ever will.
0 likesOh this'll be precious. Cheers!
1 likeI get that she's probably just supposed to be ditsy, but the whole scenario of thinking the apartment is a hotel, not realizing someone is in the bed even when spooned, wakes up going "hungry~~" -- it all gives me the impression that she had one too many pan-galactic gargle blasters at a nearby space pub last night. 😜
4 likes13:32 *shows her the picture of my Naz¡ neighbor in hope she'll eat him *
1 like14:21 mission failed we'll get em next time 🤣
Her: “bok bok bok— hold on, I’m having fun. Bok bok bok” 🐓👽
4 likesMe: "marry me." 💍
Replies (2)
A magician never reveals his tricks
0 likesWhy couldn't I have told her about cats?
0 likes“You don’t take Woolongs?”
2 likesMe who just finished binging Cowboy Bebop: *Loses my shit*
Replies (2)
"I understand that reference!"
0 likes@iBenjamin1000 YES!
0 likesI don't eat tacos for breakfast in this realm? What kind of heathen am i?
1 like“You don’t take woolongs?”
1 likeMe: dafuq’s a woolong?!
Her: you don’t take wulongs?
2 likesMe: No, that currency isn’t widely used until 2071. It’s 2023 right now. How did you even get that much? What bounty did you catch?
(If you understand what reference I’m making, good for you)
My bed has room for me and a max of 2 cats. Another human sized entity would not fit.
1 likeThe second most unrealistic part of this is there’s a girl in my bed.
Imagine your microwave being the only 1up humans have on an entire alien race
0 likesI'd try to help her out I think I can figure out what alien girls eat
2 likesSo that is why english is an universal language
1 likegreat job :):):) ... :) :) :) :) :)
1 likeI like how she claims she doesn’t know what breakfast is yet and I quote her first sentence
1 like“Ah I’m hungry, what’s for breakfast” suggesting she does know what breakfast and she’s only playing dumb to get free food
You may fool the other but not me I resisted your cute temptation now you must pay up in cash for break in entry before I call the authorities. If you do not have the money I require the maybe we can make ……other arrangements?
Replies (2)
sus
0 likesOr, bear with me here it's bad writing
0 likesYes they eat me for breakfast
1 likeGotta say, never seen such a picky alien.
1 likeAll I do is hit headcrabs with rusty metal crowbar
1 likeCucumber Approved
2 likeswell don't have a girlfriend so can she be my girlfriend
1 likeOhhh 👀
1 likeI take gorps this is planet Merp of the Merpsons I'm Merp the Merpking you're in Merptown #6 this is my apartment this is where I come to get away from the castle and everything all the work and well who expects a king to be in a crappy apartment my castle is in Merpcity next time I'll let you use a room of mine in the castle but that's in the middle of the Merpcircle that's where the Merpcity is and it's surrounded by the 6 Merptowns then there's the Merpcountry which is everything outside the Merptowns
1 likewhere omnivores we can eat practicaly anything compared to you also the kind of perimitive planit that doesn't have emenze porters is a friken prerimitive planet
1 likeReplies (1)
yes i understand that i cant actualy interact with the video but I can sure as hell try
0 likesgreat performance, but MAN is this Alien Girl Rude! She enters a house, asks for food, and be so overly picky about it, that I would just get a little miffed at her and be like: "Look Miss, you enter my home, on a planet that's obviously underdeveloped by YOUR standards, ask for a morning meal and reject nearly every single thing I have because it's "inconvenient" for your expediency paced departure all because you took a wrong turn Zeta 3! How about some gratitude for not screaming and calling the authorities or something huh!?" as an example. (again I know this is a story.) for some odd reason it posted twice lol. again, YOU Kitty Minx did a great performance, I, personally, found the Alien girl rude is all. Keep up the good work.
1 like