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textDisplay: She has replaced Listener-San’s body pillow in the dark of night, truly the greatest of ninjas.

authorDisplayName: WDinATX: Observer of the Listener Bloodline

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textDisplay: Indeed, truly a master kunoichi

textOriginal: Indeed, truly a master kunoichi

authorDisplayName: Mileonas


textDisplay: I Always love these kind of role plays and i know it's gonna be a good one from you.

authorDisplayName: A Cat is fine too


textDisplay: Okay. At this point, I should be expecting something weird to happen to me daily. I don't. But I should. Aliens who don't know where they are and what breakfast is?! Blasphemy! Unless they photosynthesize... Then they have an excuse. Because they're walking talking, hyper-intelligent plants. That's cool too.<br>Five premium good vibes points spent!

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Okay. At this point, I should be expecting something weird to happen to me daily. I don't. But I should. Aliens who don't know where they are and what breakfast is?! Blasphemy! Unless they photosynthesize... Then they have an excuse. Because they're walking talking, hyper-intelligent plants. That's cool too.
Five premium good vibes points spent!

textDisplay: well they get the consept of breakfast they just don't have a word for it and the not knowing where they are bit is probably just because the where tired where in stasis or are a ditz.

authorDisplayName: ROBERT FRENCH


textDisplay:
Chiken Noise
"Hold on, I'm having fun"
Chiken Noises Continue

This is great

textOriginal:
*Chiken Noise*
"Hold on, I'm having fun"
*Chiken Noises Continue*

This is great

authorDisplayName: TheMrCrow

textDisplay: Did I replace the mp3 file of crow noises witch chicken noises

authorDisplayName: Gaul Soodman


textDisplay: I love the idea that aliens find chickens fascinating.

authorDisplayName: Spike Primrose Vale


textDisplay: Alien: “Your bed? No, I think you’re mistaken.”<br>Me: “Nope, this is my bed. Also, how the HELL did you get out onto a Navy destroyer which is NOT docked?!”

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Alien: “Your bed? No, I think you’re mistaken.”
Me: “Nope, this is my bed. Also, how the HELL did you get out onto a Navy destroyer which is NOT docked?!”

authorDisplayName: the cops


textDisplay: "20 to 30 minutes? But I'm hungry now!"<br>Fine. Here. Have some cheese to go with your whine. =p

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"20 to 30 minutes? But I'm hungry now!"
Fine. Here. Have some cheese to go with your whine. =p

authorDisplayName: Justme Stillme


textDisplay: 13:16 I laughed so hard when she said "OINK".

authorDisplayName: Ryan Violette


textDisplay: We call it breakfast because we are breaking the fast of not eating during the night.

authorDisplayName: TheFrontiersmn


textDisplay:
Having an alien as a waifu: nah

Having a sophont as a waifu: YES~

authorDisplayName: Hayden D. Maniac


textDisplay: Immersion broken I don't own a body pillow. I sleep with a plush

authorDisplayName: madara uchiha


textDisplay: In my opinion one of the best breakfasts you can get is a meat (of your choice) and cheese omelette with a nice sriracha sauce drizzle on top. I like to pair it with cinnamon sugar toast (usually 2 pieces) because sweet things counteract spicy way better than milk ever will.

authorDisplayName: Lucky Arceus


textDisplay: Oh this'll be precious. Cheers!

textOriginal: Oh this'll be precious. Cheers!

authorDisplayName: Luis Santiago


textDisplay: I get that she's probably just supposed to be ditsy, but the whole scenario of thinking the apartment is a hotel, not realizing someone is in the bed even when spooned, wakes up going "hungry~~" -- it all gives me the impression that she had one too many pan-galactic gargle blasters at a nearby space pub last night. 😜

authorDisplayName: Mar the Wanderer


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13:32 *shows her the picture of my Naz¡ neighbor in hope she'll eat him *

14:21 mission failed we'll get em next time 🤣

authorDisplayName: El Sombero


textDisplay: Her: “bok bok bok— hold on, I’m having fun. Bok bok bok” 🐓👽<br>Me: "marry me." 💍

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Her: “bok bok bok— hold on, I’m having fun. Bok bok bok” 🐓👽
Me: "marry me." 💍

textDisplay: Why couldn't I have told her about cats?

authorDisplayName: NinjaBluefyre

textDisplay: A magician never reveals his tricks

textOriginal: A magician never reveals his tricks

authorDisplayName: I make Crappy videos


textDisplay:
“You don’t take Woolongs?”
Me who just finished binging Cowboy Bebop: *Loses my shit*

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“You don’t take Woolongs?”
*Me who just finished binging Cowboy Bebop: *Loses my shit**

authorDisplayName: Kurou

textDisplay: @iBenjamin1000 YES!

textOriginal: @iBenjamin1000 YES!

textDisplay: "I understand that reference!"

textOriginal: "I understand that reference!"


textDisplay: I don't eat tacos for breakfast in this realm?  What kind of heathen am i?

authorDisplayName: Faulk Gough


textDisplay: “You don’t take woolongs?”<br>Me: dafuq’s a woolong?!

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“You don’t take woolongs?”
Me: dafuq’s a woolong?!

authorDisplayName: Mileonas


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Her: you don’t take wulongs?
Me: No, that currency isn’t widely used until 2071. It’s 2023 right now. How did you even get that much? What bounty did you catch?
(If you understand what reference I’m making, good for you)

authorDisplayName: Will C


textDisplay: My bed has room for me and a max of 2 cats. Another human sized entity would not fit. <br>The second most unrealistic part of this is there’s a girl in my bed.

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My bed has room for me and a max of 2 cats. Another human sized entity would not fit.
The second most unrealistic part of this is there’s a girl in my bed.

authorDisplayName: Hu Tao


textDisplay: Imagine your microwave being the only 1up humans have on an entire alien race

authorDisplayName: Burnacy


textDisplay: I'd try to help her out I think I can figure out what alien girls eat

authorDisplayName: Shelby Bayer


textDisplay: So that is why english is an universal language

authorDisplayName: Azael Velher


authorDisplayName: ASMR author Dan Plouff


textDisplay:
I like how she claims she doesn’t know what breakfast is yet and I quote her first sentence
“Ah I’m hungry, what’s for breakfast” suggesting she does know what breakfast and she’s only playing dumb to get free food
You may fool the other but not me I resisted your cute temptation now you must pay up in cash for break in entry before I call the authorities. If you do not have the money I require the maybe we can make ……other arrangements?

textDisplay: Or, <b>bear with me here</b> it's bad writing

textOriginal: Or, *bear with me here* it's bad writing

textDisplay: sus

textOriginal: sus

authorDisplayName: Emperor Ambrose O’Leary


textDisplay: Yes they eat me for breakfast

textOriginal: Yes they eat me for breakfast

authorDisplayName: Cerealistic Hoo


textDisplay: Gotta say, never seen such a picky alien.

authorDisplayName: Fox tail


textDisplay: All I do is hit headcrabs with rusty metal crowbar

authorDisplayName: Gaul Soodman


textDisplay: Cucumber Approved

textOriginal: Cucumber Approved

authorDisplayName: Cucumber


textDisplay: well don't have a girlfriend so can she be my girlfriend

authorDisplayName: Matthew Mayston


textDisplay: Ohhh 👀

textOriginal: Ohhh 👀

authorDisplayName: Randall Strong


textDisplay: I take gorps this is planet Merp of the Merpsons I'm Merp the Merpking you're in Merptown #6 this is my apartment this is where I come to get away from the castle and everything all the work and well who expects a king to be in a crappy apartment my castle is in Merpcity next time I'll let you use a room of mine in the castle but that's in the middle of the Merpcircle that's where the Merpcity is and it's surrounded by the 6 Merptowns then there's the Merpcountry which is everything outside the Merptowns

authorDisplayName: Mister Abc New


textDisplay: where omnivores we can eat practicaly anything compared to you also the kind of perimitive planit that doesn't have emenze porters is a friken prerimitive planet

authorDisplayName: ROBERT FRENCH

textDisplay: yes i understand that i cant actualy interact with the video but I can sure as hell try


textDisplay: great performance, but MAN is this Alien Girl Rude! She enters a house, asks for food, and be so overly picky about it, that I would just get a little miffed at her and be like: "Look Miss, you enter my home, on a planet that's obviously underdeveloped by YOUR standards, ask for a morning meal and reject nearly every single thing I have because it's "inconvenient" for your expediency paced departure all because you took a wrong turn Zeta 3! How about some gratitude for not screaming and calling the authorities or something huh!?" as an example. (again I know this is a story.) for some odd reason it posted twice lol. again, YOU Kitty Minx did a great performance, I, personally, found the Alien girl rude is all. Keep up the good work.

authorDisplayName: Dragonic Starblade