I don't care what you say I'll never unsubscribe. You're the most relatable, honest and hardest working YouTuber I know. The amount of work you put into your videos and the fact that YouTube isn't your job is why I like you. We both got into YouTube around the same time. We both understand the downfall of this site and how it's NOTHING like it used to be. YouTube is my primary website, it has been since 2008. I originally subscribed to you when I saw your ytp "Spinge Bull feeds his snail performance enhancing drugs" and have been subscribed ever since. You reminded me of SantaWithTeeth or Kortez and I see you were also a fan of him since you showed his channel in your "Youtube has been on a downward spiral" video. Sure I originally subscribed to you because of your YTPs but I find your new content a lot more enjoyable, especially when you talk about YouTube and it's history. Your Meme Theory Trump video is a masterpiece and my favorite video is your Behind the Meme one mainly because of the normie and outsider part at the beginning. Keep up the good work man, I know you'll read this comment even if you don't give it a like or favorite. We need more YouTubers like you, people who make videos for the fun of it and just for profit. Good luck trying to get rid of your empty subscribers but my advice is just to forget about them. Whatever is left is probably people who haven't logged onto YouTube in years.
right? i am a lot older than you guys (probably, im 25) and i was around since 2005. this site went from decent, to fantstic, to epic, then very quickly fell. it's on its last legs... either that or it will need to change dramatically.
+seemeno1 Yeah you're just slightly older than me. I actually got to use the internet very early and I even remember pre Youtube video sites like Google video. I remember discovering YouTube in 2006 but I never made an account until 2008 because that's when we finally got internet in our home. I consider 2009-2011 the Golden Era of YouTube. It was such an amazing site back then and now it's absolutly nothing like it used to be, not even close in the slightest. Such a shame how my favorite website of all time went downhill so much. I find it more sad that not only YouTube but internet videos in general won't be as amazing as they used to be.
Ive been on YouTube since 2009 and thank god im alive to see the good old days I’m lucky I got to see this site in the glory days. The reason why I came to youtube is because of creativity and fun, now it’s about money and fame we will never be able to see those days again. I still like watching old YTP’s because they are funny like how every video back in the day was supposed to be. Too bad we won’t see youtube in its true glory ever again. Rip old youtube 2005-2012
I did already like 14 times and I nearly cried at how true it was. I grew watching some of the similar videos that emplemon watched. I’m saddened at how videos aren’t authentic nowadays as they used to be
@seemeno1 Greetings from the future, the downward spiral keeps going and the site's more powerful and influential than ever. Despite literally alienating the vast majority of its users during the 2019 and 2020 Rewinds.
@OtakuUnitedStudio yeah… how awful. I was an ancap when I made that comment but I’m seeing firsthand how government and market inevitably go hand in hand. Time to unionize against big tech.
Hey buddy, all memes bad jokes and shit aside, are you ok? I mean are you actually okay? Lately it feels like you could post a genuine cry for help and say “I’m actually really depressed” and all anyone here would say is “lol downward spiral so spicy” I just want to make sure that you’re not in a bad place right now. And if you are... is there anything fans can do to help? Or friends? We love you buddy, you’re the realest this site has to offer
joao20able spread the word any way you can. Emplemon’s exhibiting some concerning behaviors and we have duty as his subscribers/followers/shitposters to show him our full support in whatever way we can
Honestly I've been feeling the same as emplemon actually because I always wanted to make a animated series on YouTube for years and haven't gotten around to actually doing it until now (i was too young to actually take shit seriously) and now since YouTube is so shitty I can't even do what I always wanted im so pissed all that drawing practice for nothing
He seems miserable and I feel bad for him. Aside from YouTube being bad, and this is just a small guess, but I often wonder if he misses Cartoonlover98 aka Clever Clover. Like, the Irish fellow not only was a good YTP partner, but also a close friend to Emp. I know what it’s like to lose a friend and I’d sure hate to see Emp become miserable not just from YouTube but from his loss.
Jsos YTP Basically he quit YTPs, and went to move onto cartoon making. He does a good job at it, but I can’t help but feel a friendship was lost. They may have ended on good terms, but they’ve kinda drifted apart.
Jsos YTP I hope he feels better too but I hope YouTube and its sheeple (people who are like sheep) cut there shit out and support and create original and great content
@ps4star 2 So it’s not ok to simply ask how he’s doing? Should he had said nothing at all? What if EmpLemon genuinely WAS experiencing depression, or as you put it “behavioral patterns”? This guy was simply reaching out. And you shit on him as if it should be frowned upon to ask about the well-being of someone.
@Fattburger this comment thread will haunt me until the day all the servers fry. That being said, I appreciate what you said, man. It's still nice to see some positive reinforcement here.
of course, as soon as anyone starts talking some fucking sense everyone has to assume they're depressed cause none of you want to admit it's all true. what?? he's saying something SAD?? B-B-but... the world isn't sad!! it's all great and everyone's happy?!! I hope he is ok damn :((((
Your whole speech about introverted vs extroverted really resonated with me, and it made me realize something I had never thought about before.
Being a kid growing up with autism, it was very common that not many people knew I had it. Sure at the time I was growing up doctors were already becoming more aware of it, but not the general public. As a result I hardly had friends and always struggled to initiate conversations and was always told it was my fault for not accomplishing these goals.
When I was a little kid I was this little happy go lucky child that had no care in the world. I couldn’t talk until I was 4 years old, but it didn’t matter. I lived in my own little world and that was enough to keep me happy. I think that’s why I decided that I wanted to become a cartoonist or animator. To continue a childhood ritual.
When I was in high school, I pretty much hated everybody. It felt like I was witnessing humans walking backwards on the evolutionary scale, and I felt miserable because I had to work with people I didn’t like or didn’t take their education seriously, and they think it’s my fault? There is a reason I’ve become cynical in recent years myself.
And you know, even tho we live in the “PC” generation I still believe people really are judging by physical attributes and stereotypes are still being placed. I think you really nailed it there in your speech. People seem to care more about your skin color and how your ancestors must have been treated rather than how you actually are and what your real experiences were. It’s a problem I even face because I’m more influenced by older animation and I’ve heard criticism about being racist or poor representation (which does not matter if the characters are enjoyable).
Bottom line, this video turned out to be more incite full than I expected. We need more people like you. God speed to you, Lems.
Steven Lopez as someone who is entering high school and has autism this is so relatable and even though I am not in high school (yet) all of this is apples to middle school as well and I find it sad
As someone who has autism and went through a similar thing, I know what you mean. I do wonder if your cynical attitude is masking your shyness. It is important to know if your personal problems are making you hate others. Not being too cynical is important context of a group project because it may help to try to work together in spite of your shortcomings.
I recently found out so have ADHD and I went through a lot of the same stuff in school, where other people looked down on me for being different. I had only a few good friends in my last two years of high school, for the first time since third grade.
Ive also been in the Florida public school system my whole life and I totally agree with what Emp is seeing, and I've been trying to explain this to boomers forever. Parkland shooting did not shock me. Schools get shot up because you're forcing people to sit in prisons in artificial communities where they do not belong and do not want to be. A community should be built on shared interests, values, etc. A school population is built on zip codes. Public schools are an experiment that are obsolete and failing; we aren't training farming communities to be factory workers anymore and kids officially spend more time doing homework and school than they do socializing with friends or family. If only we could make money and votes off of caring about the psychological health of young people instead of passing more gun laws, and maybe we could actually address the social phenomena of the school shooter.
44:51 - school shooting rant 22:32 - University of Florida racism news story rant 29:06 - plane crash compilation monetization rant 59:41 - Time to make another rant about youtube 1:04:58 - the Youtube rant video
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@Marshaler not really I seen others do it before me it takes effort to make a comment like this for example on the youtube poop that made emperor lemon famous the uncredibles I saw a comment that had timestamps on the video and that was a 10 minute video
It's refreshing to see Emp's actual personality once in a while. I'm not saying his normal content is bad, but seeing him being down to earth is nice. Yeah all youtubers (even ones who don't usually) do vlogging and we get to see behind the scenes, but even then they're usually still doing a personality or actually acting normal in some massive mansion or doing something not many people get to do. What this video is, is just Emp being himself, in a normal house, doing normal things and to be honest, I like seeing that side of him. Unlike other youtubers who seem unapproachable and sometimes almost god-like, Emp gives off an approachable feeling like someone I could meet on a street and just have a normal conversation with, which gives the video a unique vibe. Keep up the good work Emp and I can't wait for part 2!
This was the best, most genuine content I've ever watched. I've never been more on the same frequency if you will with anyone's ideas and just being. Everything from your words to your tone to the trees in the back you talk to. Hell even the way you snip snip your fucking scissors, I don't just the feeling of this resonates with who I am.
45:57 I think more people should think like EmperorLemon, usually they talk about the shallow of a problem instead of going deeper to the important stuff. When I was a teenager I had no friends at school, only my neighbours, and going there just made me feel terrible. Of course, I've never did anything crazy like shooting them, though I probably tought of that as a teenager.
Tomás Rinaldi I wholeheartedly agree with you in feeling the way you did. You see where I go to High School, there’s about 500 kids which is a lot less than most other school districts. And in those larger school districts, I feel that I would be ostracized a lot more than I do now because those larger school districts are mainly in suburbia, where everyone is the same, so a person who’s different, would be more ostracized than if they were in an urban school district. Not only that, but I consider myself to be a paradox in terms of the school social hierarchy, where I’m in one category that being a level or so below the popular kids, but my friends are those who would be considered popular, so that raises my status to an interesting point where I’m between the two. But the ironic bit is, that I’m loved by 95% of the entire student body (if you go to where I go to school, you would know exactly why) but not ONE of those 95% (except for maybe one or two people) give two shits about me. I could be out of school for a few days and not one student would say, “Where’s Danny?” This is why I don’t give a shit about other people because if they don’t care about me, then why should I care about them? I also like to add that my problems as an introvert don’t necessarily come from me being an introvert, the “illness” that I have also plays a role.
people aren't Intelligent enough to grasp the conceptually advanced topics (to the extent where you can make a valid argument on which to contradict the very nature of the them) that EmpLemon mentions. It is sad...
That segment about school shooters was interesting.
I had a conversation with a friend about them and talked about how shooters loose their sense of reality when it seems reality is rejecting them. It's really unfair for a kid to go through bullying I have sympathy for them snapping when they feel like they're being edged out of society by other kids acting like an un-elected SS.
Being an introvert is rough, you get shit on by everyone, nobody is teaching these kids how to defend themselves socially.
I agree with your point about schools alienating introverts, but is it really worth it to separate introverts and extroverts? Kids will eventually have to interact with other people, it's not something that can be entirely avoided. So if you stick a kid in a room all by themselves, they'll probably have even worse problems talking to people than if they went to school.
I have an awful time trying to communicate with others at school, but you kinda just have to do it. Even as an introvert, I think social interactions can be a good thing, and through practice, I do believe people can get better.
Sign of Crash Test I think his point is that while most introverts like you and I can muscle through it, some just can't and don't want to. If people want to isolate themselves peacefully, they should be able to. The .01% of people who end of being school shooters need to be allowed to excuse themselves from mainstream society if that's their perogative.
Sign of Crash Test This is just an anecdote but in my school people who prefer or are able to keep quiet are appreciated because they are like islands of silence in a sea of incredibly loud fucknuggets. I think I your suggestion couldn't be implemented on any significant scale.
As an introvert, I just want more friends like myself. But I just could never seem to interact with most people during my school years. I agree with EmpLemon on this.
I know this videos 2 years old already, but it’s still one of my favorite videos that you’ve made. It’s like stream of consciousness in video format, I wouldn’t be disappointed if you made another one of these, although you’ve changed so much. Anyway, nice video, and I see where you got the inspiration for the Dale Earnhardt video.
I have an idea for a video but have no fucking clue how to do it. What I wanna do is have Forrest Gump say how he went to church and then it shows him singing with the black church choir, and childish Gambino comes on with an AK-47 and says "This is America". I need guidance.
“Unwatchable”? This content is superior to that of those horrendous plane crash compilations and gun control videos you mentioned. Now those are unwatchable.
This was very surreal, it’s odd watching the pure essence of another person’s otherwise average life. It’s something you don’t find very often on YouTube. It captures the essence of an otherwise forgettable and stale summer that only allows for quiet contemplation; its a feeling I’ve felt with the past few summers and will like experience during this upcoming summer. It truely captures reality in its truest form. I think it would be cool to see another one of these. Thank you Emp.
In all honesty, I remember watching this full-length when you uploaded it. I remember it being so...different. In a good way. It was almost therapeutic to hear your honest thoughts and opinions on...honestly, anything that came up, which this was. Even if the overall tone of the video's a bit negative, I feel you've got some good points here, and in honesty I feel venting in this way is a good and healthy thing to do.
Hopefully it will not become the whole reason your channel exists, which, thank goodness, it has not - Never Ever is a series I have genuinely become so excited to see the next installment of - the subject matters may not have interested me before, but you have a way of making them that much more interesting in the running time of those videos. You do great, and powerfully analytic work, and I'm a big fan of all of it.
I'd just kinda hope to see another big fat 'Emp Talks About Nothing In Particular And It's A Rip-Snortin' Good Time' in the future. Hearing you, for *you*, is kinda refreshing, despite your other content being so much more professional-looking and well-edited. It's fun to delve deep like this, hear what people really have to say. It's a reflection of you, and makes you feel so much more human than a wide variety of other YouTube content creators.
It's like we're sitting right there on the couch with you, looking off into the Floridan woods, hearing you out for what's got you in a rut.
Maybe this is quarantine loneliness talking, but this basic 'nothing content' is honestly something I find myself coming back to again and again. It's good background noise, so, for that, Emp, thank you. Keep on goin'. You're doin' good work.
And try to keep on the bright side. Never good to see you down like this, hell, let alone anyone else.
It's funny how nobody questions why I would think he couldn't have uploaded a 1 hour 12 minute video quickly from whatever thing I was doing at the time.
I watched the entire thing and actually enjoyed it. Mainly the parts where Emp talked about the failures of the US educational system with their treatment of introverts and also the YouTube rants. Don't know if I've said this before but I've always seen Emp as a smart person who should have their ideas heard by others more often.
Thank you for saying what exactly needed to be said about introverted vs extroverted kids. I'm an introverted kid at my middle school and the worse time of the day is when we do group activities. Sometimes I can't find a partner who wants to work with me and so I'm either placed into a group or left out. Been watching you for a while. You're becoming one of my favorite youtubers. I wish you good times in the future.
I've gotta say, this video filled with vlogs contains some decently valid views on controversial topics, even while it was not scripted it kept me interrested most of the way through. Nice talent.
This is why you’re one of my favorite you tubers. You’re a genuine down to earth guy who’s not afraid to be real with their audience. Even though this was basically a one hour video about you ranting abd talking about stuff, it’s still entertaining (well for me anyway) I agree with you on the topics you talk about (especially about the school shooter kids) I hope part 2 is as interesting as this part. Keep up the good work m8.
This is a response to the rant about the plane crash compilation.
I've seen some pretty hanus shit on YouTube that breaches the community guide lines pretty heavy, fully monetised no consequences dealt (that i know of) , I saw a car crash video complication once, all of the other videos in this looked real pulled from dash cams and CCTV cameras but there was one dash cam video that stood out, this little kid walks out in front of this car and gets hit and (assumedly) killed by it, You can't see the kid fully but you can see the top of his head before the hit, You can actually hear the hit to, I've hit the odd rabbit in a car before the hit in the video sounded realistic, You then see his mother run over to him kneel down out of view and start howling, The whole "clip" is about 7 minutes long no cuts no effort no (obvious) camera tricks, It looked real, All of the clips in that compilation were unedited and played fully I shit you not the guy that made the video comes in at the start of each clip and dribbles some shit into his mic and he has that overly positive annoying voice that far too many YouTubers use.
Another video I've seen before was a hunting video this dude finds a dead dear that had its skin ripped off and looks all mangled and fucked up, he walks up to it with hes camera puts in in full view close up and is like "well shit I guess there are wolves around here" like shit man how fucking thick do you need to be to not see that shits not OK on this website, Similar shit; saw a group of dudes make a video hunting wild Boers on dirt bikes, the guy that had the camera was chasing this baby Boer and actually trying to run it over with the bike and you can very clearly hear the thing squealing, This is animal cruelty. When you hunt you are taught to aim for the heart or the head because its the most humane way to kill something, This was just fucked up
Final example. This family had Rattlesnakes living under their house, Alot of them actually looked like it was close to 40 Rattlesnakes and yeah they had like 3 dudes with 24 Gage shotguns and a .22 rifle at the ready and more 2 dudes one with a shovel the other with a pickaxe, and they were shooting and chopping these snakes on camera, Now to be fair Rattlesnakes are probably one of the worst snakes to get bitten by, and no I was not overestimating when I said they killed about 40 of them but that shit should never have been put on YouTube. Man I love YouTube but I wish I had the ability to IP ban, Terminate channels and force their "earnings" to be given to charity. Shit needs to change, But no one listens to us.
Though, I think there’d have to be a system for the ip bans if they were to ever get implemented... I just have a suspicion that kids have clicked flag, and flagged a few videos here and there for fun... So they might IP ban for fun if anyone can do it and aren’t the most responsible. Funny how I say responsible, when... never mind that, you gotta know the memes to know how edge is...
Oland I didn't mean for a system to be implemented where anyone or select groups of people (YouTube Heroes) had the ability to ban, delete, give to charity. Such a system would be chaos as you pointed out yourself, Random trolls and kids that are board or just have a specific distaste on a certain Youtuber could exploit the system far to easily. What I was hoping for was the YouTube gods would come down from the heavens and bestow this power on me specifically. Something that will never happen. I'd like to say that I wouldn't abuse such responsibility, but that's bullshit. I would like to see this happen to channels that both the YouTube officials and the community all agree are an issue for the website, but even if this was policed carefully and only the worst of the worst were removed many people would feel the fear of the potential of that happening to their own channel, (for what ever reason,) It would spread some level of panic and could be mis-used and mis-represented in the eyes of the mainstream media.
I worded all of that terribly but in short: It'd be a Public Relations nightmare if Anyone had that kind of Power.
TheBigRigRunner I don't have much to critique because I agree with your points, but pretty sure 24 gauge shotguns aren't a thing. Coming from a shotgunner the common ones are 12, 20, 28, and 67 (or .410 as most people say). Even then 28 and .410 are pretty rare these days. The only other that comes to mind is 16 gauge but those have been basically offed for close to a century. Not to mention though the actual gun channels that promote safety and teach history like ForgottenWeapons and Hickok are screwed by YouTube for "violence" even though the most they ever shoot are metal plates and targets.
I welcome all corrections and will not edit my previous comments, Everyone makes mistakes and its valuable to learn from them and its OK to admit to them, In that video I was talking I about I didn't get the best look of the scatter gats that were used but they were definitely smaller then 12 gage, Which makes sense 12 gage is very much over kill for snakes (excluding anacondas) of course. I admit it. I ASSUMED the Gage of those firearms. and I am very sorry and beg forgiveness for this misgiving. but 24 gage does exist https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/a0/59/9ca05900f93d002e9c23d04028462e4b.jpg sorry the quality is crap. never the less, it could have been a 410 based on what you have told me, they must be more common My favorite is 8 Gage. Perfect for Graboid hunting.
TheBigRigRunner Lol it's fine, I'm just a bit of a gun nerd :P but I mean yeah I assumed 24 gauges exist but not really a thing people use, I mean since gauge is from diameter (sort of...) any can exist. Some of those 4, 2, or 1 1/2 gauges are insane lol. Not to mention a family friend has a late 1890s model 8 gauge shotgun that they lovingly nicknamed Hospital, of course since she kicks like an army of mules :D
Drowns In Kool Aid I'm a bit of a gun nut myself, But I have gaps in my knowledge, To be honest I thought 8 gauge was as big as they come (excluding the blunderbuss while not technically a shotgun it is still a scatter gun) 1 and a half gauge damn, is that even man portable? or is it some kind of modernised punt gun?
Punt gun: Basically a loose load cannon used for duck hunting, The weapon is usually mounted to small boats, Someone (can't remember who) managed to kill (I think it was) 103 ducks in 1 discharge from a punt gun, That record was set in the 1930's I think. They've since been banned.
TheBigRigRunner If memory serves 8 gauge is as big as traditional shells go, anything more you're really getting into more punt guns, like you said, so calling something like a 1 1/2 gauge a shotgun may be a little sloppy on my end lol. Anything bigger than 8 I'm pretty sure you hand loaded or at least the shells are long since gone, given, again as you said, punt guns are illegal for hunting for like what a century now? And as far as the 1 1/2 gauge goes I've seen one on YouTube (if it's still around) and no something like that isn't really usable by hand lol, he had it on a homemade mount so very little recoil actually hit the shooter. I also recall they're more for bird hunting loads of em in a single shot, and I believe they were mounted to boats usually. Really though even punt guns can be a little misleading as you're really getting more into small cannons lol
TheBigRigRunner I just checked (if you're really curious) it's still here, just look up one and a half gauge and you'll see the video I referenced. Pretty insane but awesome :D
Drowns In Kool Aid I wasn't able to find the one you referenced, But there is one of this guy that made his own 1.5 gauge and its man portable, cool stuff.
I watched the whole thing. I actually enjoyed this, you arent disappointing your subscribers imo. I actually prefer the commentary. Your YTP editing skills transition nicely to making commentary videos.
Justin Y. Wait a damn sec. just yesterday ur pic had the newspaper. So either u changed it or there multiple you’s. That would explain your common appearance everywhere.
Bard Ult from Downtown Even though I’m contributing to the problem ironically, you’re completely right. I just do it because I need the Justin Y. spotter points. The rest of you have no excuse.
I'm actually okay with you "complaining" on YouTube. It shows that you have a genuine passion for the site, and want to change it for the better. If I'm being honest, you're the BEST YouTuber that I don't subscribe to (cuz I'm gonna be told to unsubscribe lol).
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49:53 to 51:25 really got to me and i think a lot of people on this video overlook this. Being the odd kid really isn't fun. Honestly? As a kid (around 11-14) i could socialize and relate more to other adults, like teachers, than to most kids (The ones that didn't just mock and ignore me because of my age at least). They were open-minded enough to listen to my points and i would always get fair, honest and insightful responses, yet if i had tried to have this conversation with other children i would just have been looked at as a weirdo freak and laughed at. Also, even if you're an introvert who doesn't care about social interaction, it really always sucks to not have someone to share your interests and relate with. I felt like the only kid in my school that didn't care about typical popular topics between children, like pop music or football. But even if i tried to chat about these topics on a slightly deeper and more honest scale, i would have been pushed aside just as easy as if i discussed my true interests anyways. Children are pretty much normies, but to a socially violent extent. And yes, it has nothing to do with the internet or social media, nor is it a new thing. If anything at least the internet allows you to connect with more open-minded people that you can relate to.
I’m exactly like what you describe. I like talking with adults because most of the adults that I interact with are ones who have an understanding of my world view. Additionally, my only friend I currently have is my dad.
I really enjoyed this video. Thank you for posting this, you continue to help me grow as a person. You've been a great guiding stone for me as i've grown up. Thanks. Love ya as always! <3
Your philosophy that you should post what you want is spot-on and I've always admired your willingness to make what you want even if far fewer people like it than the stuff you didn't like making, but this seems void to that reasoning because you don't seem to like making this shit.
Did you actually enjoy making this? Was this an enjoyable usage of your time that you wanted to post? Tell me if I'm absolutely wrong, you just honestly seem to hate making this and thereby accomplish nothing for anyone -- most importantly yourself.
Make shit that people don't like, please, just make sure that you actually enjoy making it. I worry, emp.
hey, Emp, if you reading this, me and many other subs would love to see something like this made by you in 2021. Maybe you can upload such vlog to your second channel?
Excellent points regarding the difference between extroverted and introverted kids in schools. I find that compelling and a shame that it's never talked about.
I actually genuinely enjoy content like this! It's good background noise and it's not like I'm going to miss much if I look away. It's like how I can look away from watching The Office because it's not hard to understand what's going on if I'm just listening to it.
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I really start loving a youtuber when he makes a long-winded meandering hour long video You are officialy in my buttchuger rainbow idol tier of favourite youtubers :)
watched this whole video, can't wait for part 2!honestly i love when you get philosophical. that's not to say you're a genius (though i'm not counting that out, you clearly showcased a shit ton of talent at a shockingly young age), you just put into words really eloquently what should be obvious to the majority of humans on this earth.
I go to a small college where almost everyone I know used to be introverted in high school, and I recently thought that I had just become less anxious as a result. At school, I feel understood and accepted because its understood that everyone is socially awkward and haven't really spoken to anyone in high school. It might be that they're older as well. This weekend, I went back to my hometown where I graduated high school early to see how my old classmates were doing during graduation, and it was totally different. The kids in high school really are viscous, and part of the reason why that isn't understood is that it isn't experience. I thought that I was just less anxious, and I learned how to be social, but I was just removed from a high stress environment. Being around like-minded people, who were all the "weird" kids in high school, is really productive, and, if I had not gone back and met my old friends, I would not have known how much it was my environment that changed instead of me.
High school is genuinely a horrible experience, and I agree that it plays a large role in these school shootings, but without the experience of visiting that environment after doing better in a different location, I might not have. People have a tendency to take credit for things that happen out of circumstance, and I might have thought, like many others, that you just adapt to it, and its a needed part of growing up, but it really is an unadaptable environment.
when you were talking about introverted people in school it made me actually fucking cry. ive fainted during presentations because of how much i stress about them, and i visibly shake when i have to do any kind of group project or get forced into talking to someone. my classmates constantly ridicule me for this. I haven't had any kind of friend since 5th grade.
I think you raise an interesting point on intro/extroverted people, society is so late in spiritual development it's sad. There are so many brilliant people out there that could solve theses problem but all we care about is useless drama and money. I truly hope that this generation of more open minded people will change the world for the best and I really enjoy seeing more people raising reflected and thought out content on this site. It's really ironic that a ytp channel has more profound and mind opening content than most of the corporate medias. Thanks for your videos and keep up the good work :D
I like seeing you just speak your mind. You seem like a real cool guy to talk to, and a cool guy to hear at a public speaking place. Can't wait to see the new ones coming soon. Love your videos, btw.
I actually enjoyed this video, the blend of BTS vlogging and the serious commentary goes well together, and i couldn't care less about the video being over 1 hour long. Nice work, Lemon!
I resonated so much with the part about introverts and school. One of the arguments u hear for public schools is that it promotes the "social development" of the child, yet being socially inept could possibly make a student actually way more "succesfull". Think about it, you need to invest time and effort into a friendship like any other relationship. Time and effort you could put elsewhere instead like studying.
Meanwhile extroverts who set their priority on forming and developing relationships, things the very same ppl coming up with that argument see as crucial in a childs development, are punished with worse grades.
I think you should separately reupload the bit about how the school system deals with introverts and how that leads to school shootings That legitimately changed my perspective on things
54:23 Yes, it does. Starting in the 6th grade all the way through high school I was a HUGE introvert; still am in fact. I just couldn't bring myself to talk to people hardly.
I didn't know what to expect when I walked into this and I almost clicked off, I'm glad I didn't. I appreciate you sharing your thoughts and teaching things, even if you didn't mean to
Doctor: You have 1 hour and 12 minutes to live Me: spends it with my caring loving family instead of watching a 1 hour and 12 minute vlog that's only supposed to be "part 1" of this apparent new vlog series titled "Emperor Lemon's Summer Bummer"
Even in an unscripted video that comes from a breed that is meaningless and money hungry emp can still deliver important meaning. He's clearly a genuine intellect. No joke, just my opinion.
Can't wait for part 2 you're the most powerful youtubitical figure I've ever seen, I hope you get youtube to understand, and get allot of other issues explained for people to understand and do something about, GOD BLESS YA Aaron
well here i am, it’s currently the 5th of august 2021,i am currently doing construction work with my dad and listening to emplemons video essays as podcast because it’s the only content that is actually entertaining.
To think that i only stumbled upon emplemon because i was some edgy 16 year old 2 years ago trying to find out what happened to leafy is quite amusing.
Emplemon exurbia and Summoning salt are among the main reasons why i’m still on this shitty website
This video truly shows the far reaches of emp lemons mind showing how over time as he has to talk to that camera the camera becomes more like his friend then an inanimate object which truly shows his downward spiral into insanity .
This was actually pretty nice to have playing off to the side as i do other things. Don't beat yourself up about it not being edited it's still better than most of the content on this site.
Your introvert extrovert ideas hit home for me, I can tell you some horror stories about school. Great video Emp, I love ytp but i am happy with any content you present especially this video. @51:17
I actually really like your new content. I’ve been watching you since my friend showed me Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust (probably spelt title long) but I do like this blog/commentary style you did.
You're right, there are plenty of jobs which don't require strong social skills to succeed. Autists, introverts, and people with poor social skills in general are highly overrepresented in STEM.
This is a genuine way of sharing one's phylosophical thoughts on the Internet. This is modern literature spiced with memes. About youtube's system, all I can see they are in a paradox of what they are trying to create. They, are trying to broaden people's worlds but at the same time, wrecking the whole system. For children it is indeed important that you have an isolated content group, where they can only meet videos they are supposed to. But specializing a whole website to children will actually shrink the advert topics to children' ads like toys and family events, which could highly disrupt Youtube as a company. On the other hand, they are ignoring the users, who already grew a brain, and their demands for content. They are literally pulling a rope on both ends until it tears. Also they are conducting social experiments on children who shouldn't be subject to these testings. The isolation is also poorly carried out. By the time a parent spots wrong content on the child's platform, it is too late, because the child is now in a smaller web of hazardous videos.
About schools, introverted people and millenials, I claim introverted people suffer from either being labeled by others or from the fact, that the most important systems in their lives get ridiculed by individuals with a big voice. This is something a person with poor social skills cannot counter in any good way. The media should probably zoom in on cases of depression, self harm and suicide as well as these so called school shootings so that they might actually start looking for the answer from the right angle. If society doesn't give enough alternatives to children then it is no wonder that a few people will completely fail to integrate into society.
This was a really deep video and you have a really nice garden.
Great video as always, even if its just you talking and a rant at the end. Interesting to hear your opinion on stuff. Nice to see my favorite lemon stays noid aswell.
K actually enjoy these rant videos. I feel like it’s it good to enjoy listening to things people complain about things but i like it. It’s fine. Make your memey content and you’ll get at least one view from me.
I’ve always found it difficult to relate to the issues going on in high schools since I’ve taken online schooling ever since I finished middle school. I might have been more introverted when I was younger and I can only guess that it was easier to grow out of it since I didn’t grow up an environment I’d resent. I don’t really know how differently my life would have actually carried out if I hadn’t had those resources.
I think society's misinterpretation and misunderstanding of introverts is a serious conversation that we need to have. That's something that I've been slowly realizing in this, my senior year of high school. This video has finally confirmed it.
I'm very tempted to watch this all the way through because of morbid curiosity, and thats weird because I don't usually watch ANYTHING related to blogs, regardless of whether or not someone I'm subbed to made it.
I feel for a lot of what you say in this video man genuinely sad to see you so angry about a platform you love, and I get what you're saying about the school shooting rant it's hard to bust through that shell to being social
I'm so frustrated because there's so many good, seperate points in this video that I want to share with people but I can't share an hour long vid about all kinds of downward spiral. I love the format though, 10/10
And here we see an Red Ackbar living on earth in his habitat. Such beauty. (13 mins in) And yep, he's gone into a downward spiral once again. There's nothing i can do to fix this. (17 mins in) Ah yes, Bloons was a good ol' flash childhood favourite of mine. (24 mins in) Your standing with the Media is now Completely Non-Existent, wait wasn't always like that? (52 mins in) For such a """""vlog""""" that you claim to be unwatchable, why is there a good couple of worthwhile rants in here? Hm? HM?
i guess the reason i like your content so much and will watch all you vids beginning to end is that the way you talk about issues is very similar to mine
This is a very interesting drive to create content. If anything, it challenges me to watch your content with more concentration to see if I can spot anything interesting. The downward spiral is making some interesting outcomes.
Controlling what I can see in my own subscriptions... unbelievable, yet, it's happening. It was a really interesting ride in this 1 and a quarter hours, it just felt so... I don't know, human? Thanks
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Welp, I watched the whole thing and I actually found it mildly entertaining. Cool backyard you have btw, I live in a city and my view is not that great.
In middle and high school, I had similar experiences. I was a big clumsy dummy and couldn't speak properly with people I wasn't familiar with. I still struggle with some of the awkwardness now, but to seem like a normal human being I have to almost calculate what I say and do before doing it. It's a gift and a curse. People normally leave me alone, but at times I need to interact, my brain is at full throttle.
Emp, you seem to have some first-hand study of the inside of Youtube to do. May the memes, the gods, and meme gods smile upon you, friend. Blessed be the L A Y E R S of the downward spiral.
The part about introverts and extroverts - I relate to this 100%. I'm introverted and I am currently in college and I'm finding it very difficult to make friends. Nobody seems to want to talk to me or anything and I feel like no one understands me
I'm a pretty big extrovert. I like being around people, or being center of attention. I like socializing, but I agree with you that we should let introverts who are uncomfortable do online school, instead of forcing them to be in situations they hate.
Emp’s rant aged like fine wine when you consider the COVID-19 pandemic and everyone being forced to take online classes. But in all seriousness, as some who’s introverted, online classes have made me more antisocial than I was before because I’m considering seeing a social skills counselor so I could be able to get help and start making friends. What I’m really looking for are friends who genuinely care about me and who are more of my speed because in high school (going on to my third year of college in September) I had friends who pretty much didn’t care about me whatsoever; and, I just want to belong to a group.
The whole thing you were saying about the racial issues, school shootings and YouTube’s hypocrisy were really satisfying to hear,cuz they are all pretty well thought out especially what you said about introverted people, I’m undoubtedly able to relate to them. I think youd shouldve put those parts in a seperate video all together because they’re really insightful and deserve more attention. Overall, this is one of my favorite videos from you because you’re just being yourself and not showing off like some hollywood star or anything. I’m never unsubscribing.
This is why I enjoy Emp’s content. He speaks the truth, be it YouTube, society, politics, whatever the fuck. Especially the part about school shootings. It could be the schools.
You know I noticed something at the end of this. This is more enjoyable for me because it’s raw footage. It’s different than the rest of YouTube. I thought that was interesting
This was a surprisingly good video, I don't usually watch this type of content, but you pulled it off well! Your topics were interesting and your commensts were logical. Thank you!
btw i loved this entire video including the video rant. this was great.
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Crab of Chaos2018-06-15 10:50:33 (edited 2018-06-15 10:51:23 )
You know, you could do countdown un after effects automatically. Just edit it in vegas and then add the timer in AE. Boom. The same result, much less effort. Or there must be a timer plug-in for vegas.
Interesting idea, if you had uploaded em daily, I would have watched it like "emp lemmon a regular dude, brah" , yet giving it to me at once is like "whats this boring shit" .
Your introverted talk makes me think. Sure your talk was more about school shootings than introverted kids but the way you describe the school environment resonates well. As an introvert I had some problems in high school: not being able to find partners for group activities for example. Those problems forced me to be independent, if anything I fought more battles against the school than my classmates. But many introverted kids are bullied, by other students, and by a school that expects them to try to fit in.
Ummmmm. Emp, are you doing ok man. I think the downward spiral is getting to you mentally.
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Process Red2018-05-26 02:29:33 (edited 2018-05-26 02:33:55 )
okay i haven't watched the whole thing but i skipped around and found the bit with the introverted/extroverted thing and the school shooting bit and i just want to say thank you for voicing that. it's something i've always really believed in but haven't been able to sort of put it into words? i'm currently in high school and i can relate to everything you'd said about the majority not being able to understand an introverted mindset and thinking it's just laziness or being a prick.
anyway i'd say more but it'd just be me crying about personal shit no one asked for and im really in a shitty mental state right now but that really cheered me up to hear that mindset actually verbally expressed so thank you for that emp i look forward to watching this whole thing <333
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Process Red2018-05-26 02:32:49 (edited 2018-05-26 02:33:14 )
ah shit disclaimers i shouldve probably added so fuckers in the comments dont attack me
-school shootings are obviously not fucking justified -no i dont think im fucking special for being in high school -no im not trying to be edgy although it did come out that way sorry
i just like hate stating "im in high school" bc i tend to associate stating ages w/ the "im 13 and listen to real music" bullshit and i always fear when talking about my thoughts on social interactions ill come off as one of the "im inherently a superior human being because i dont like popular things and i shit on people for being social" motherfuckers bc i was one of those for the longest time
Hmmm, I wonder if another video streaming site will become more popular than YouTube, and then that site would become the new and better "YouTube". Great vid by the way!
Emp, I’m not even trying to meme or joke around, but you seem to be really,..... blue. I don’t know but just they way you acted and sounded seemed robotic and a little sad. Me and your fans are here for you.
Honestly, i couldn't agree more with you near the end of the video, where you were talking about how kids are vicious. One time, when i was riding the bus, playing megaman on the switch, some 8th grader gets his friends and just ridicule me for pretty much the rest of the ride.
I would watch fucking anything that you post because I enjoy your personality so much. You could record yourself watching paint dry, and as long as you were speaking, I would be entertained.
Im not sure why but watching this again makes me a bit concerned about emps health He seems a bit deppresed in this video This may not be anything but its concerning me for some reason
49:25 it's even worse than that. I was always small for my age and bullied pretty much up through middle school, but I was a rare exception as I beat the shit out of kids that tried to bully me. But then the schools, instead of acknowledging that kids gotta defend themselves and stand up to bullies, always punished me for defending myself, in varying degrees. I got suspended a couple times, which was actually a positive experience haha. Fortunately never got assigned 'in school suspension', dear god. But yeah I share a lot of your views here, I've absolutely hated school since middle school when I began thinking for myself. Even for ordinary people school makes every attempt to break down their creativity, imagination, and self-thinking, as well as giving them some pretty shitty foundations for social interactions (i.e. cliques, in-group/out-group, conformity, etc). People are often dogged by this rather 'miseducation' until quite far into their adulthood, when they wake the hell up at long last (sometimes).
The funny thing was, the more conflict-ridden younger phase of my school life was a lot more acceptable to me than high school. High school was such a cesspool of misinformation & praising stupidity. I got into Literature in those days, and ended up getting a better education by my own initiative than the school could ever offer.
But what if someone likes your work from beginning of the creation of this channel to the downward spiral you're currently at so they want to stay subscribed to you?
Read the article that you read the headline of and you'd know why it was framed on race.
The black students in question were pushed off for dancing in celebration of their graduation, but multiple white students were witnessed taking selfies, doing backflips, etc. In celebration with no resistance.
Maybe since the Logan Paul incident had the guy‘s face, (which makes it more personal) and the fact that it is suicide, (which is really controversial) was the reason that it got so popular, compared to an unknown person uploading unoriginal content of planes crashing that results in no emotional reaction from the 13 year old that watch that stuff.
Side note: I don’t know how this is so unwatchable, I quite enjoy hearing your opinions on mainstream media.
He revealed his own face at the end of the 40 min YTP he made a couple years ago. Your attention span was probably too short to sit till the end of that video and that's why you think Goop revealed him. As to why he's not showing his face in this particular video, why does seeing his face matter whatsoever to the video?
It actually doesn’t matter, I was just curious. Also, I don’t have a short attention span, I watched this entire video start to finish. I haven’t seen that video you mentioned.
I listened all the way from 0:00 to 1:12:09. I will look forward to Part 2.
p.s. I watch NASCAR too and I'm not a US citizen. Education in my country i.m.o is good but I still got issues dealing with people surrounding me... because I'm an introvert I guess?
Alright , let's skip the memes about being disappointed cuz it's not what people expected , I personally enjoy that ...volgish thing , random thoughts , whatever. For quite some time I've been wondering what you do and how you do stuff. So for me it was a good content ^^ , I hope you do a part 2 , or don't , it's your channel , with your rules
50:30 Shouldn't kids be developing this sense of right and wrong in playtime in a controlled environment? Hmm makes you wonder why activists are pushing so hard to kill playtime in school
I have to pretend to be extroverted so that they don't label me as a sociopath or psychopath. American society clearly rewards extroverts more than introverts.
your comments about the school shooting issue has so much truth to it. we can control guns all day (and I do think some level of improved control should happen) but the main issue is a people problem. these shooters wanted to intentionally harm their classmates. gun control won't change that. but people can.
note: the following two paragraphs go over all the main points while the books worth of content below goes a bit more in detail in case you have no idea what I am talking about :p
(45:49) There seemed to be a few misconceptions in the thing about psychological terms in this video to the point where I don't think Lemon knows what he is talking about.
First of all, instead of introverts, he actually means shy people. Not all introverts go through what he mentioned but all shy people do. Shyness is an irrational fear of social interactions and has a negative impact on your mental health (which in severe cases develops into social anxiety disorder). This is different from introverts who don't necessarily have anything wrong with them. In fact, extroverts can be shy too (which sounds even scarier than being a shy introvert D:). He also complains about how shy people don't need good social skills which is simply not true.
Let's talk about what Lemon thinks about social skills. The incorrect terminology made this really confusing, but assuming he meant shy, (since randomly changing from shy people to introverts makes no sense) this couldn't be further from the truth. not being shy in and of itself is a social skill along with properly communicating ideas, developing relationships, correctly responding to criticism, correctly responding to bullying and properly reacting to a wide variety of social situations. These are all skills everyone needs. The development of crucial social skills can be hindered by a lack of social communication along with a variety of disorders. Although introverts generally have less practice with social skills, they should at least get the social skills they need to get a job (even if it is an office job), and develop relationships that are important for mental health. Bad social skills can lead to stress and loneliness and please don't tell me that introverts can't feel lonely. I wonder if Lemon even knows what bad social skills even looks like. It seems like Lemon's social skills aren't all that bad if this video is any indication. Shy people often find it hard to talk without a script since it is hard to come up with stuff on the fly when you are nervous.
However, I don't doubt Lemon's past problems with shyness in school. His idea that people shouldn't be put into stressful social situations was maybe a result of his fear and pessimism toward engaging in stressful social situations (which is how all shy people feel toward stressful situations). Shyness is often a result of parents and/or other people criticizing people of their lack of social skills in a mean or unsupportive way. Avoiding stressful social situations seems to help in the sort term but only reinforces the fear and makes it worse in the long run. It is imperative that shy people confront their fears and learn proper social skills, and proper confidence and emotional support help with this. Sometimes shy people simply communicating how the people that are angry at them make them feel can help a lot. Group projects, will actually help a bit instead of make their mental health worse like Lemon suggests. Trying to educate parents with how to teach kids to be less shy however, would do wonders to fix the problem (even though being shy might have a strong connection with genetics).
Also, did EmpLemon seriously say that school councilors don't know anything about introverts (or shy people)? If they didn't, that would be very worrying indeed...
hopefully someone found this rant about a rant somewhat useful. I find the misconceptions about introverts and shy people annoying, and it is upsetting that EmpLemon doesn't know a whole lot about it either despite his experience with shyness. I wonder if Lemon is a shy extrovert since shy people are often appear to act like introverts but tend to have better social skills, want more friends, etc. . But then again, maybe his social skills are normal for an introvert and my social skills are exceptionally bad :p
As a side note, I definitely agree that school shooters tend to have social anxiety (which is basically severe shyness) and/or be bullied (I haven't heard of being introverted being connected with school shootings though). Changes in gun laws may actually reduce the frequency of school shootings a bit, but completely banning guns is unnecessary and doesn't fix the underlying problem.
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HOLY MOLY YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT! And you don't like superhero movies, but eh, your opinion man.(just don't be an elitist and hate anyone who does).
But all that aside, I can't thank you enough that at this time you have stated my worries and fears with the school shooting topic. I myself am socially awkward, and I can't stress how worried I am with college. I'm on exam leave and already feeling alone and worried. I'm worried about losing people who I trust, who I know, my friends aren't in my town, the people who cared for me at school I fear won't be there anymore to help me. I wish I could still be in contact with people I know, rather than be lonely and do the same old same old, finding friends. Not that I want that, just I want people I know to stay in contact along with making new friends. But sadly it isn't like that. (Hope I'm not being a snowflake with what I've said.)
Honestly I can't thank you enough for pointing it out. Something needs to change, something has to be done to help people like me and you have a happy time.
Thing is too is that most school shooters had little or no father involment, and that's not necessarily the fathers' fault. One cause of fatherlessness less commonly known is because of the state (welfare specifically.) Some of it is also dead-beats, some is wrongful conviction, and in some instances the mother just kicks the dad out, (most likely because of welfare checks & not needing income from the father.)
Though what you said isn't wrong either. But adding both our arguments is that dad isn't there to instill good morals into kids. Something I heard was that mothers make most rules, but enforce them the least. Where fathers make the least rules, but enforce them the most. This balance is needed to raise good kids. I could go on, but this is already a wall.
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51:00 I feel like I hear about that sort of stuff a lot, but here in Australia it almost never happens. There is little heirarchy, as the “cool kids” are fine with everyone else. I also don’t like the idea of the American middle school, as it sounds like its a school purely made for twelvies that can’t look up to or learn from older students like here in Australia. Middle school is just the two lowest grades in high school, and in almost all these high schools there are small programs where year 10s and 11s help out year 7s and 8s. Also on the topic of introverts, that sort of “group work” stuff is only really present in primary schools and early high school, as by about year 9 the schools like “oh yea everyone knows each other now.”
I also think that movies and shit probably solidified the "sorta hierarchy" that once existed in schools into a kind of fortified thought "hardened hierarchy" as it possibly made kids think - well if movies show this, it's probably how it happens so let's be a cog on the clockwork. From my experience forced, faux-hierarchies always end up having more bad consequences than good.
Nascar needs more super speedways like daga and Daytona, my home track is kentucky and its ok/bad but I've been down to Daytona and its really hard to see a bad race there and the same goes for daga
I agree with you so much on the point of popular kids being the ones to blame on school shootings. The popular kids where treated like kings and queens there was one kid who was part of the clown clan problem then got suspended, but because he was so popular he came back and was still so popular with teachers and adults that he made the bascitball team, he was the lead role in the play, and at the end of the year he was voted in the top ten role models. he never seed sorry, please, thanks, or any thing good harted and was considered a role model. Meanwhile me a guy who said please sorry thanks and was never in trouble, was not in the top 10 role models not in the year book not talking about in graduation. But he was because he was an extrovert, and I was not because I am an introvert
bro is there anything we can do to help? idk what part of the country you live in but there are probably lots of people who would be down to go out and do something in the outside world with you; you know, for fun and whatnot. we could all go to a zoo or a bar or a craft show and talk about memes and shit. wait, this sounds worse than just sitting alone in an apartment. nevermind.
Skip to 1:05:00 for EmpLemon's recent complaint about YouTube testing a subscription feed where videos are sorted in a "personalized" order on select users.
"any content you watch after this point is your own fault"
wow, look em, i know you dont care for compliments and stuff, but believe it or not people actually like your content, have a little faith in yourself man xD jeez
I am looking in the comments and they all have the same opinion, MIXED but you do bring good points, ect ect, i did not watch all of it cuz i don't have the time i got to 1.00;30
Dave Boyd Elliot Rodger was a guy who "took it out on the world" he thought it was justified in a way to kill those women cause they didn't give him pleasures. In the way emp says it he says it as a way that the school system thinks everybody should have the same list of jobs when there is actually a whole world of jobs that there is besides the average lawyer or average community worker like doctors and in a way we need to have more creative thinking in schools than just the same concrete stuff and society should should recognize the different passions between kids that want to be different.
This is why YouTube's demonetization system is bad. Making a video supporting trump is punished, but if you make a compilation of FUCKING PLANE CRASHES, you'll get SEVEN ad placements! I'm definitely sticking to VidLii.
You know, the whole downward spiral joke was actually funny, but you kind of brought it to an unfunny state. Now it’s just these pathetic excuses for humor. I don’t want to be one of those people to say “Make another YTP!”, because I actually liked the joke for a while, but this state of EmpLemon is actually making me wish that more YTPs are coming.
I didn't like the start up of the video much but appreciate your word about introverts vs extroverts. I don't mind hearing more about your thoughts on things but the behide the sence stuff i didn't care for
The part with you explaining how the media files a cycle of hate, another youtuber did something similar but with mass shooting. Its done by Alternate History Hub, I would suggest watching it, its pretty good. Here: https://youtu.be/K3VQULyT390
The one thing that still baffles me about the Suicide Forest Controversy is that Logan Paul had the video monetized, but HE was the one that demonetized it himself and took it down, NOT YOUTUBE. YouTube just stood by and watched the fireworks, not daring to touch their posterboy.
About the school rant, as a foreigner, who still hasn’t finished his education and lives in a country where bullying and especially school shootings are virtually nonexistent, I don’t really believe it’s an American thing, that introverted people are kind of ignored. I‘d say people here do care more about introverts, but only because we don’t really have racial problems. It really feels like people don’t quite understand how introverted people work. Just because you shove a bunch of people to work together from 4 to 7 years doesn’t mean that socially awkward kids will instantly become outgoing. I think our system is better on this front than the American one, but as I said, being less social than most is not something that can be cured as if it is some kind of disease, which is how I feel most people, not just in our respective countries, but in general, view being introverted.
I'm pretty sure the first video of your's l watched was the one with your shitty Senior year (can't wait for next year to see it myself) and I actually really like your political videos and rants about YT and stuff. It makes me realize I should start getting ready for life. Your other content is really enjoyable too. Ik I'm a fairly new sub but idk were the self-deprication is coming from. I'm probably just being deaf to sarcasm but I wanted to write a wholesome comment.
YouTube has been forcing me to subscribe to random channels that are quite huge in sub count ex. Logan Paul the thing is that I never hit the sub button YouTube did
But about the school part of the video. I've been going through a really bad time. My friends hate me because I try to hard to try to make people laugh even at my own expense. Even my sister makes fun of me and my mom just says that I need to change even though she won't try to help me. I really just wish that somebody would help me but I have become mean and rude to all around me emp but, dude what do you think I should do man.
P.S hope you keep making some awesome videos your my bro
giantbear t45 I've been through a rough time too my school is shitty no friends and my dream of making good content on YouTube something I looked forward to for a really long time is impossible :(
If you have no idea what to do, I suppose the best things to do are tell you friends and family how you feel when they say all of the mean comments, maybe talk to a friend about your emotional problems, and if it is severe enough consider therapy. It is important to recognize whether your anger towards someone is rational or fueled by your own emotional problems. Anyone who says that change is quick and easy is lying, but it is very doable if you make steps toward change.
NEWS FLASH emp lemon doesn’t have depression he is just defending people introverts that can’t really communicate with the world but you extroverts all think “oh emp lemon has depression because he defends introverts and is an introvert himself” I know I was an introvert kindergarten to 2nd grade I am now an extrovert. And I know everybody treats introverts like they are non existant and people you don’t want to be. Or maybe he just wanted the downward spiral to continue in the comments because he LITERALLY SAID IN THE DISCRIPRITION THAT HE WANTS HIS FANS TO BE MAD AND UNSUBSCRIBE.
After skipping around I landed on the rant about introverted people which could have been its own short video. Hopefully Emp will come back to this topic and flesh it out in a more presentable fashion.
Yeah then plane crash compilations they get monetized because they make money anything flies if you make money.
Honestly the people who run YouTube don't even care at this point in my eyes then they say they care but they don't they let stuff like those plane crash video things be monetize because they know some of them videos be making them money.
I'm just waiting for the monetize video of the footage of that one Russian Jet crashing into a bunch of people. I don't remember the name to the incident but some people probably know what I'm talking about
Even tho the video is really simple and not super spastic and entertaining this is still oddly fun to watch, reminds me of the old randomly posted nerdcubed vlog things. can't wait till part two!
I like seeing things like these so I can realize that all the 7 billion people on earth aren’t just numbers. They’re individual people who have lives. Love you emp <3
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Mr. WhatItAin't2018-05-26 01:46:11 (edited 2018-05-26 01:47:31 )
This is probably not very entertaining or interesting, but I'm gonna watch the whole thing anyways. Most likely in small chunks to maintain my sanity.
Much better than my tech video logs that absolutely nobody watches because everyone unsubscribed when I jumped ship from my old channel and when I killed off the GoAnimate series
I quit Youtube, too much craziness, money corporate companies be the better of us, so this is the last comment I'm going to say, I am going to quit Youtube not just to stabilize, but to make it gooder for us all
I think that root of the problem with school shooters is the break down of the nuclear family. Like what was mentioned in the video, children have no moral compass and without a strong nuclear family it is hard to pass down societal values. Also, with a strong nuclear family with parents that care about and are involved in there children's lives the parents most likely won't allow their children to bully other children. When children bully others, the children who are bullied desire revenge, some to the point of shooting up a school. While there are many problems that contribute to school shootings and your reason is very reasonable, I believe the break down of the nuclear family is the main problem.
I am a fan but maybe you should just leave YouTube or ignore the bad side because god your voice, I can tell you’re on the final stage of the downward spiral. Maybe it’s to late to leave.
I don't care what you say I'll never unsubscribe. You're the most relatable, honest and hardest working YouTuber I know. The amount of work you put into your videos and the fact that YouTube isn't your job is why I like you. We both got into YouTube around the same time. We both understand the downfall of this site and how it's NOTHING like it used to be. YouTube is my primary website, it has been since 2008. I originally subscribed to you when I saw your ytp "Spinge Bull feeds his snail performance enhancing drugs" and have been subscribed ever since. You reminded me of SantaWithTeeth or Kortez and I see you were also a fan of him since you showed his channel in your "Youtube has been on a downward spiral" video. Sure I originally subscribed to you because of your YTPs but I find your new content a lot more enjoyable, especially when you talk about YouTube and it's history. Your Meme Theory Trump video is a masterpiece and my favorite video is your Behind the Meme one mainly because of the normie and outsider part at the beginning. Keep up the good work man, I know you'll read this comment even if you don't give it a like or favorite. We need more YouTubers like you, people who make videos for the fun of it and just for profit. Good luck trying to get rid of your empty subscribers but my advice is just to forget about them. Whatever is left is probably people who haven't logged onto YouTube in years.
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right? i am a lot older than you guys (probably, im 25) and i was around since 2005. this site went from decent, to fantstic, to epic, then very quickly fell. it's on its last legs... either that or it will need to change dramatically.
9 likes+seemeno1 Yeah you're just slightly older than me. I actually got to use the internet very early and I even remember pre Youtube video sites like Google video. I remember discovering YouTube in 2006 but I never made an account until 2008 because that's when we finally got internet in our home. I consider 2009-2011 the Golden Era of YouTube. It was such an amazing site back then and now it's absolutly nothing like it used to be, not even close in the slightest. Such a shame how my favorite website of all time went downhill so much. I find it more sad that not only YouTube but internet videos in general won't be as amazing as they used to be.
1 likeseemeno1 exactly YouTube is no longer on a downward spiral it's falling straight down until we fix this
1 likeIve been on YouTube since 2009 and thank god im alive to see the good old days I’m lucky I got to see this site in the glory days. The reason why I came to youtube is because of creativity and fun, now it’s about money and fame we will never be able to see those days again. I still like watching old YTP’s because they are funny like how every video back in the day was supposed to be. Too bad we won’t see youtube in its true glory ever again. Rip old youtube 2005-2012
3 likesWolfDogFilms you can help bring back old YouTube just watch emplemons downward spiral video
1 likeI did already like 14 times and I nearly cried at how true it was. I grew watching some of the similar videos that emplemon watched. I’m saddened at how videos aren’t authentic nowadays as they used to be
1 likeWolfDogFilms yeah I even wanted to make authentic stuff like back in the day but due to the state of YouTube It's not worth it anymore
0 likes@Kinaibhlan I feel for you bud,I feel for you
0 likes@seemeno1 Greetings from the future, the downward spiral keeps going and the site's more powerful and influential than ever. Despite literally alienating the vast majority of its users during the 2019 and 2020 Rewinds.
0 likes@OtakuUnitedStudio yeah… how awful. I was an ancap when I made that comment but I’m seeing firsthand how government and market inevitably go hand in hand. Time to unionize against big tech.
0 likesHey buddy, all memes bad jokes and shit aside, are you ok? I mean are you actually okay? Lately it feels like you could post a genuine cry for help and say “I’m actually really depressed” and all anyone here would say is “lol downward spiral so spicy”
824 likesI just want to make sure that you’re not in a bad place right now. And if you are... is there anything fans can do to help? Or friends? We love you buddy, you’re the realest this site has to offer
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wish my likes could weight more right now to be frank
99 likesjoao20able spread the word any way you can. Emplemon’s exhibiting some concerning behaviors and we have duty as his subscribers/followers/shitposters to show him our full support in whatever way we can
83 likesthis meme is good
24 likesNeal yeah I'm worried too
9 likesHobart Shultz you don’t know that. Nor do any of us. But if one day EmpLemon stops posting, you’ll know why.
32 likesMan, Neal, you made me cry a little. Lemon's gotta be touched and warmed
18 likesLord Tomlluckrah the Great don’t we all, buddy? Hey maybe he’ll somehow see this and reach out to us. Does he have a subreddit?
9 likes/r/EmperorLemon
9 likesDon't worry, he's okay, I know him :)
10 likesValerie oh sweet, for real? Good, send him our best!
12 likeslol downward spiral so spicy
13 likesNeal XD, I can't even tell if you're being serious or if you get the joke.
3 likesHonestly I've been feeling the same as emplemon actually because I always wanted to make a animated series on YouTube for years and haven't gotten around to actually doing it until now (i was too young to actually take shit seriously) and now since YouTube is so shitty I can't even do what I always wanted im so pissed all that drawing practice for nothing
6 likesHe’s fine. Just venting about his stances on American issues.
3 likesHe sad
0 likesHe seems miserable and I feel bad for him. Aside from YouTube being bad, and this is just a small guess, but I often wonder if he misses Cartoonlover98 aka Clever Clover. Like, the Irish fellow not only was a good YTP partner, but also a close friend to Emp. I know what it’s like to lose a friend and I’d sure hate to see Emp become miserable not just from YouTube but from his loss.
5 likesGR3N1NJ4 TV Wait what happened to cartoon lover98? Sorry I know nothing
1 likeJsos YTP Basically he quit YTPs, and went to move onto cartoon making. He does a good job at it, but I can’t help but feel a friendship was lost. They may have ended on good terms, but they’ve kinda drifted apart.
4 likesGR3N1NJ4 TV Damn. That sucks. I suddenly feel bad for EmpLemon. Hope he feels better.
1 likeJsos YTP I hope he feels better too but I hope YouTube and its sheeple (people who are like sheep) cut there shit out and support and create original and great content
0 likesAtomic doomsday: just make a game grumps animated, that’ll get ya there
1 likeBit of a late comment but you seem like a pretty solid guy
2 likesJesse Kobin thanks!
0 likesEthan Hinson yeah right I'm not making that bullshit
0 likesi think emperorlemon has been on a downward spiral mentally and has now completely lost it.
0 likesnow he's on the downward spiral proper
0 likesWow. Cringe.
0 likesFirst Last award winning response, boy.
0 likes@Neal not after the pointless message you just left lmao.
0 likesps4star 2 Jesus Christ, man, I made this comment over 2 years ago. Didn’t know then what I know now. Please chill.
1 like@ps4star 2
1 likeSo it’s not ok to simply ask how he’s doing? Should he had said nothing at all? What if EmpLemon genuinely WAS experiencing depression, or as you put it “behavioral patterns”? This guy was simply reaching out.
And you shit on him as if it should be frowned upon to ask about the well-being of someone.
@Fattburger this comment thread will haunt me until the day all the servers fry. That being said, I appreciate what you said, man. It's still nice to see some positive reinforcement here.
1 likeof course, as soon as anyone starts talking some fucking sense everyone has to assume they're depressed cause none of you want to admit it's all true. what?? he's saying something SAD?? B-B-but... the world isn't sad!! it's all great and everyone's happy?!! I hope he is ok damn :((((
0 likesYour whole speech about introverted vs extroverted really resonated with me, and it made me realize something I had never thought about before.
156 likesBeing a kid growing up with autism, it was very common that not many people knew I had it. Sure at the time I was growing up doctors were already becoming more aware of it, but not the general public. As a result I hardly had friends and always struggled to initiate conversations and was always told it was my fault for not accomplishing these goals.
When I was a little kid I was this little happy go lucky child that had no care in the world. I couldn’t talk until I was 4 years old, but it didn’t matter. I lived in my own little world and that was enough to keep me happy. I think that’s why I decided that I wanted to become a cartoonist or animator. To continue a childhood ritual.
When I was in high school, I pretty much hated everybody. It felt like I was witnessing humans walking backwards on the evolutionary scale, and I felt miserable because I had to work with people I didn’t like or didn’t take their education seriously, and they think it’s my fault? There is a reason I’ve become cynical in recent years myself.
And you know, even tho we live in the “PC” generation I still believe people really are judging by physical attributes and stereotypes are still being placed. I think you really nailed it there in your speech. People seem to care more about your skin color and how your ancestors must have been treated rather than how you actually are and what your real experiences were. It’s a problem I even face because I’m more influenced by older animation and I’ve heard criticism about being racist or poor representation (which does not matter if the characters are enjoyable).
Bottom line, this video turned out to be more incite full than I expected. We need more people like you. God speed to you, Lems.
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atomic doomsday58 And ironically enough I mentioned how I grew up having autism as a hinderance. lol
10 likesThis; is actually extremely relatable. God bless you for taking the time to write this and share it here.
6 likesSame here.
0 likesSteven Lopez as someone who is entering high school and has autism this is so relatable and even though I am not in high school (yet) all of this is apples to middle school as well and I find it sad
5 likestimestamp -> 51:25
1 likeAs someone who has autism and went through a similar thing, I know what you mean. I do wonder if your cynical attitude is masking your shyness. It is important to know if your personal problems are making you hate others. Not being too cynical is important context of a group project because it may help to try to work together in spite of your shortcomings.
5 likesHate humanity
1 likeI recently found out so have ADHD and I went through a lot of the same stuff in school, where other people looked down on me for being different. I had only a few good friends in my last two years of high school, for the first time since third grade.
0 likesIve also been in the Florida public school system my whole life and I totally agree with what Emp is seeing, and I've been trying to explain this to boomers forever. Parkland shooting did not shock me. Schools get shot up because you're forcing people to sit in prisons in artificial communities where they do not belong and do not want to be. A community should be built on shared interests, values, etc. A school population is built on zip codes. Public schools are an experiment that are obsolete and failing; we aren't training farming communities to be factory workers anymore and kids officially spend more time doing homework and school than they do socializing with friends or family. If only we could make money and votes off of caring about the psychological health of young people instead of passing more gun laws, and maybe we could actually address the social phenomena of the school shooter.
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your the only smart person here in the comments lol
0 likesVery well spoken
0 likesThis is still better than 98.7% of content on youtube.
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Big facts
1 likeMostly because of who’s making it
0 likesTruth bomb
0 likesEmperor Lemon's Rants and Highlights
162 likesRants
44:51 - school shooting rant
22:32 - University of Florida racism news story rant
29:06 - plane crash compilation monetization rant
59:41 - Time to make another rant about youtube
1:04:58 - the Youtube rant video
Highlights
5:20 - making a timer for minute memes
12:20 - making a thumbnail for new minute memes video
15:52 - Mumkey Jones new book purchased
42:25 - Mumkey Jones book came in
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ikaros alpha wish people took this video a little more seriously this is why YouTube will never be good again
7 likesIt's sad really because youtube only cares about money now and not about original content.
13 likesthat is true, they are literally taking the "you" out of "you-tube"
10 likesas emperor lemon said in the video
I mean when was the last time it said "broadcast yourself"
+ikaros alpha Before 2012.
3 likesikaros alpha
0 likes10q
This video is like your drunk uncle talking about world politics but better
4 likes@ikaros alpha i may have found the predecessor of modern vtuber stream highlight comments lmao
0 likes@Marshaler not really I seen others do it before me it takes effort to make a comment like this
0 likesfor example on the youtube poop that made emperor lemon famous the uncredibles I saw a comment that had timestamps on the video and that was a 10 minute video
@ikaros alpha if they're gonna remove "you" on "YouTube", you're left with "tube" and I may as well work as a plumber
0 likesIt's refreshing to see Emp's actual personality once in a while. I'm not saying his normal content is bad, but seeing him being down to earth is nice. Yeah all youtubers (even ones who don't usually) do vlogging and we get to see behind the scenes, but even then they're usually still doing a personality or actually acting normal in some massive mansion or doing something not many people get to do. What this video is, is just Emp being himself, in a normal house, doing normal things and to be honest, I like seeing that side of him. Unlike other youtubers who seem unapproachable and sometimes almost god-like, Emp gives off an approachable feeling like someone I could meet on a street and just have a normal conversation with, which gives the video a unique vibe.
14 likesKeep up the good work Emp and I can't wait for part 2!
You genuinely seem like a cool chill dude. I would totally listen if you had a podcast.
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Looks like you got a treat
5 likesI ag REE
0 likesThis was the best, most genuine content I've ever watched. I've never been more on the same frequency if you will with anyone's ideas and just being. Everything from your words to your tone to the trees in the back you talk to. Hell even the way you snip snip your fucking scissors, I don't just the feeling of this resonates with who I am.
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18 likesI think more people should think like EmperorLemon, usually they talk about the shallow of a problem instead of going deeper to the important stuff.
When I was a teenager I had no friends at school, only my neighbours, and going there just made me feel terrible. Of course, I've never did anything crazy like shooting them, though I probably tought of that as a teenager.
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Tomás Rinaldi I wholeheartedly agree with you in feeling the way you did. You see where I go to High School, there’s about 500 kids which is a lot less than most other school districts. And in those larger school districts, I feel that I would be ostracized a lot more than I do now because those larger school districts are mainly in suburbia, where everyone is the same, so a person who’s different, would be more ostracized than if they were in an urban school district. Not only that, but I consider myself to be a paradox in terms of the school social hierarchy, where I’m in one category that being a level or so below the popular kids, but my friends are those who would be considered popular, so that raises my status to an interesting point where I’m between the two. But the ironic bit is, that I’m loved by 95% of the entire student body (if you go to where I go to school, you would know exactly why) but not ONE of those 95% (except for maybe one or two people) give two shits about me. I could be out of school for a few days and not one student would say, “Where’s Danny?” This is why I don’t give a shit about other people because if they don’t care about me, then why should I care about them? I also like to add that my problems as an introvert don’t necessarily come from me being an introvert, the “illness” that I have also plays a role.
3 likespeople aren't Intelligent enough to grasp the conceptually advanced topics (to the extent where you can make a valid argument on which to contradict the very nature of the them) that EmpLemon mentions. It is sad...
1 likeThat segment about school shooters was interesting.
18 likesI had a conversation with a friend about them and talked about how shooters loose their sense of reality when it seems reality is rejecting them. It's really unfair for a kid to go through bullying I have sympathy for them snapping when they feel like they're being edged out of society by other kids acting like an un-elected SS.
Being an introvert is rough, you get shit on by everyone, nobody is teaching these kids how to defend themselves socially.
Your backyard looks so beautiful. Also I feel you really nailed the coffin on the school shootings and introverted bit.
29 likesI would actually listen to you rambling on about random things for 12 hours straight. I really enjoy these long videos like this, keep it up.
8 likesI agree with your point about schools alienating introverts, but is it really worth it to separate introverts and extroverts? Kids will eventually have to interact with other people, it's not something that can be entirely avoided. So if you stick a kid in a room all by themselves, they'll probably have even worse problems talking to people than if they went to school.
66 likesI have an awful time trying to communicate with others at school, but you kinda just have to do it. Even as an introvert, I think social interactions can be a good thing, and through practice, I do believe people can get better.
Even so, kids are really scummy and vain.
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Sign of Crash Test I think his point is that while most introverts like you and I can muscle through it, some just can't and don't want to. If people want to isolate themselves peacefully, they should be able to. The .01% of people who end of being school shooters need to be allowed to excuse themselves from mainstream society if that's their perogative.
16 likesSign of Crash Test This is just an anecdote but in my school people who prefer or are able to keep quiet are appreciated because they are like islands of silence in a sea of incredibly loud fucknuggets. I think I your suggestion couldn't be implemented on any significant scale.
4 likeswell that can't do attitude wont help, thats for sure.
0 likesAs an introvert, I just want more friends like myself. But I just could never seem to interact with most people during my school years. I agree with EmpLemon on this.
1 like@MooGoblin you DARE INSULT THE LEMON LORD?!?!?!?!
0 likes@Cassandra Pantaristi same
1 likeI know this videos 2 years old already, but it’s still one of my favorite videos that you’ve made. It’s like stream of consciousness in video format, I wouldn’t be disappointed if you made another one of these, although you’ve changed so much. Anyway, nice video, and I see where you got the inspiration for the Dale Earnhardt video.
6 likesThanks for showing me more of the man behind the screen, the words, the thoughts, the actions, and most importantly...
21 likes.
...The movement.
Unscripted. Uncensored. Unwatchable.
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why?
20 likesEmpLemon I'm watching it. ALL. OF. IT. Wish me luck.
16 likesnice vlog
5 likeswatching the whole thing though
4 likesEmpLemon 1hour vlog I’ll be sure to watch it all E
6 likesEmpLemon Journey to the centre of the spiral.
5 likesI like how there is 3 views and 39 likes in this comment.
4 likesEmpLemon gotta say, Jethrotull (may have completely screwed that up) was a great music choice
4 likesdead bod? more like dead minus the E so... DaD boD!
1 likeUnmonetized
5 likesEmpLemon weird April 28th was my birthday lol, 16 year bous, got out of school today too lol
1 likeIs anyone else gonna question how he commented 2 hours ago on a 3 minute old video?
1 likeI told myself multiple times to stop watching but I just couldn’t look away
2 likesI have an idea for a video but have no fucking clue how to do it. What I wanna do is have Forrest Gump say how he went to church and then it shows him singing with the black church choir, and childish Gambino comes on with an AK-47 and says "This is America". I need guidance.
4 likesUnsubscribable
0 likes1 H O U R V I D E O I N T E N S I F I E S
1 likethank you for the video.
1 likeMy love for you is in the sink
0 likesnah i love your videos!
0 likesSounds like you better get out of that school.
0 likesunpredictable
0 likesU2? More like U3.
1 likeyou are not wrong
0 likesQuality content
0 likesUnsubbed.
0 likesUNSUBBED
0 likesThe downward spiral continues
0 likesgay
0 likesYou're about 4 years too late the Vlog meme. Lol also your bit on the media is very agreeable. love the channel man!
0 likes2x speed baby!
1 like8:14 I have the same small TV as you
0 likesim lefty to
0 likesThat low resolution tho 😯
0 likesEmpLemon I actually liked the end part, make it a full video
1 likeUnsubscribed.
0 likesUnsub plz
0 likesEmpLemon I watched the entire video and now I want to unsubscribe.
0 likesEmpLemon dude the new season of Jojos bizarre adventure looks nice
0 likesDOWNWARD SPIRAL
1 likecan you make me a sandwich?
0 likesLet's make this video go viral
0 likeshas the downward spiral finally reached it's lowest point?
0 likes“Unwatchable”? This content is superior to that of those horrendous plane crash compilations and gun control videos you mentioned. Now those are unwatchable.
0 likesI watch NASCAR still. Matt Kenseth for life.
0 likesi love the video. more though i love you mental train of thought you just seem like a very logical guy emp love your stuff.
0 likesHope you stayed 'till the end, gave me chills
0 likesunsubscribe
1 likeMOST SUBSCRIBERS: ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN, GET BACK AND MAKE THOSE PIXAR YTPS
0 likesEMPLEMON: I WAS ON TOP SITE MAKING THE CONTENT THAT EVERYONE WANT TO SEE....I BEEN ON DOWNWARD SPIRAL MENTAL
EmpLemon Where’s the diss track I was promised?
0 likesVery much true our emperial monarch of the citrusy fruits but this may have been so bad i begin to feel this was posted in a sense of irony
0 likesMathew Ricafrente are you dead yet
1 likeI’d prefer to take out everything but the E
1 likeEmpLemon Stop looking at my comments through the feed
0 likesEmpLemon Wait why the fuck would you be going to UF when you can go to FGCU- where people aren’t fired for doing their job.
0 likesEmpLemon You haven’t seen sucky school board until you’ve been in broward county.
0 likesUnunable
0 likeswow, you watch sports?
1 likeunsubscribed.
we love, I built a EmpLemon shrine and this content is pure gold for me. I am gonna watch it over and over again until you upload another video
0 likesEmpLemon Those last 7 minutes and 9 seconds tho.
0 likesYou overestimate my selfworth.
0 likesUnsubscribe.
1 likeEmpLemon Your wronghandedness is no fault of mine boi
0 likesTexas Gamer 5 I love Gorillaz tremendously
0 likesI just finished watching the entire thing great vlogs plus rants
0 likesMake Frying Cory in the House right now
0 likesPerfection.
0 likesMy score :11:12
0 likesEmpLemon dont flatter yourself
0 likesActually it's very watchable, your commentary is hilarious
0 likesEmpLemon I agree with you greatly your thoughts on school shootings because I’m an introvert and your reasoning really resonates with me.
0 likesUnsubscribable
0 likesMore like doable
0 likesThanks for this my man, I need some audio to focus on my projects, now I have to waste my weekend :(
0 likesUnsubscribed.
0 likese m p l e m o n i s a c t u a l l y p a u l
0 likesUnsubscribe.
0 likesBErfect
0 likesHelll yeah
0 likesWhy didn't you make the Simpsons green?
1 likewhy did i watch the whole thing then?
2 likesbecause i have no life
Unsub
0 likesBoth.
0 likesYou have a lovely backyard. Do you live in a small cottage in the woods?
0 likesHey, I sort of glossed over the video but you should really be sure to censor your address in that shipping segment if you didn't.
0 likesI'd watch this every day when I get home from work for the rest of my life than watch a 3 minute behind the meimei vid
0 likesUnwatchable things for insatiable eyes
0 likesEmpLemon why do you sound like yandere Dev in the beginning
0 likesEmpLemon Unsubscribeable
1 likeU N monetized
0 likesDo Youtube geographic on lolcats or cat vids, I loved those.
0 likesfor your second summer bummer video, would you be interested in making a video of you playing something with your console/pc?
0 likeshe has a beautiful backyard
0 likesAre you even going to make YTPs ever again? BTW, when is that super long video going to come out?
0 likesUnderstandable
0 likesEmpLemon emp WHEN YOU GONNA MAKE ANOTHER CLAYWORD
0 likesEmpLemon I would love it so much if the part 2 for this came out.
0 likes@Feelin' It DOWNWARDS SPIRAL
0 likesDOWNWARDS SPIRAL
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I hate this
0 likesEmpLemon love how you’re real bro
0 likesYou are cute in this video
0 likesKing Grapefruit strikes back
0 likesThis was very surreal, it’s odd watching the pure essence of another person’s otherwise average life. It’s something you don’t find very often on YouTube. It captures the essence of an otherwise forgettable and stale summer that only allows for quiet contemplation; its a feeling I’ve felt with the past few summers and will like experience during this upcoming summer. It truely captures reality in its truest form. I think it would be cool to see another one of these. Thank you Emp.
4 likes0/10 for not starting with “captains log, stardate”
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is this a chris-Chan reference?
9 likesyeah
1 like@TheGhostKidney7 lol no
0 likesIn all honesty, I remember watching this full-length when you uploaded it. I remember it being so...different. In a good way. It was almost therapeutic to hear your honest thoughts and opinions on...honestly, anything that came up, which this was. Even if the overall tone of the video's a bit negative, I feel you've got some good points here, and in honesty I feel venting in this way is a good and healthy thing to do.
4 likesHopefully it will not become the whole reason your channel exists, which, thank goodness, it has not - Never Ever is a series I have genuinely become so excited to see the next installment of - the subject matters may not have interested me before, but you have a way of making them that much more interesting in the running time of those videos. You do great, and powerfully analytic work, and I'm a big fan of all of it.
I'd just kinda hope to see another big fat 'Emp Talks About Nothing In Particular And It's A Rip-Snortin' Good Time' in the future. Hearing you, for *you*, is kinda refreshing, despite your other content being so much more professional-looking and well-edited. It's fun to delve deep like this, hear what people really have to say. It's a reflection of you, and makes you feel so much more human than a wide variety of other YouTube content creators.
It's like we're sitting right there on the couch with you, looking off into the Floridan woods, hearing you out for what's got you in a rut.
Maybe this is quarantine loneliness talking, but this basic 'nothing content' is honestly something I find myself coming back to again and again. It's good background noise, so, for that, Emp, thank you.
Keep on goin'. You're doin' good work.
And try to keep on the bright side. Never good to see you down like this, hell, let alone anyone else.
this is the best video you've ever created.
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It’s awesome
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IKR
5 likesHis internet must be amazing to upload all this shit so quick.
2 likesMageBurger God himself has no need to wait for measly rendering time
5 likesQ U I C C
1 likeIt's funny how nobody questions why I would think he couldn't have uploaded a 1 hour 12 minute video quickly from whatever thing I was doing at the time.
1 likeWeird seeing you here boi
0 likesEuloy
0 likesI've been on this channel for about a year now.
MageBurger I've known lemon's channel for 6 years now
0 likesCompile it all together and then render it all
0 likesI've known emp since birth
0 likes@Eulovich my brother told me about emplemon
0 likesI love how you comment on everything in such a meta way, emphasizing unimportant many popular events and things are.
6 likesI watched the entire thing and actually enjoyed it. Mainly the parts where Emp talked about the failures of the US educational system with their treatment of introverts and also the YouTube rants. Don't know if I've said this before but I've always seen Emp as a smart person who should have their ideas heard by others more often.
6 likesHoly crap, this video hit close to home for me in a large number of ways. Very well done!
7 likesThank you for saying what exactly needed to be said about introverted vs extroverted kids. I'm an introverted kid at my middle school and the worse time of the day is when we do group activities. Sometimes I can't find a partner who wants to work with me and so I'm either placed into a group or left out. Been watching you for a while. You're becoming one of my favorite youtubers. I wish you good times in the future.
4 likesAll you ever do is complain
9 likesJust kidding, i would say you're a very underrated content creator for the content you create
I've gotta say, this video filled with vlogs contains some decently valid views on controversial topics, even while it was not scripted it kept me interrested most of the way through.
3 likesNice talent.
This is why you’re one of my favorite you tubers. You’re a genuine down to earth guy who’s not afraid to be real with their audience. Even though this was basically a one hour video about you ranting abd talking about stuff, it’s still entertaining (well for me anyway) I agree with you on the topics you talk about (especially about the school shooter kids) I hope part 2 is as interesting as this part. Keep up the good work m8.
2 likesEven as an extrovert, I agree with most of your points on introverts and school shooters.
4 likesI feel as if my IQ has gone up by 100 points.
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Bigfoot Hunter good
1 likeMy IQ did go up 100 points
1 likeEmp I really liked you segment on introverts and school shooters. I agree with you, and you made a lot of good points
21 likesNo, I liked the ending rant.
5 likesThe people that makes these core decisions that generally ruin the service need to be met with barbed wire and salt.
EmpLemon is the Tommy Wiseau of vlogging.
9 likesEmp’s Bizzare Adventure: The Complete Series
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Joshua Rocha is this on Blue-Ray?
8 likesゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
17 likesEditing stand
6 likesJoshua Rocha Someone needs to make a meme out of EmperorLemon making fun of reaction channels.
3 likesWOAH IS THAT A JO JO REF-
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1 likeWryyyyy!REEEEEEEEE!
Joshua Rocha
0 likesBloody meme
Emp and his stand Youtube Poop
1 likeAh. I see you're a man of culture as well.
1 likeStand Name: The Emporer
0 likesStand User: Emporer Lemon
Phantom lemon
3 likesEmperor tendency
Star Emp Lemonaders
Lemon is un-squeezable
Golden lemon
Stone emperor
Emperor ball lemon
Emperor lemion
The very Last korok
1 likeSono chi no sadameme
Bloody meme
Meme proud
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Crazy noisy bizarre memes
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Change The Complete Series with The Complete Downward Spiral and its perfect.
0 likesIS THAT A
0 likesThis is a response to the rant about the plane crash compilation.
323 likesI've seen some pretty hanus shit on YouTube that breaches the community guide lines pretty heavy, fully monetised no consequences dealt (that i know of) , I saw a car crash video complication once, all of the other videos in this looked real pulled from dash cams and CCTV cameras but there was one dash cam video that stood out, this little kid walks out in front of this car and gets hit and (assumedly) killed by it, You can't see the kid fully but you can see the top of his head before the hit, You can actually hear the hit to, I've hit the odd rabbit in a car before the hit in the video sounded realistic, You then see his mother run over to him kneel down out of view and start howling, The whole "clip" is about 7 minutes long no cuts no effort no (obvious) camera tricks, It looked real, All of the clips in that compilation were unedited and played fully I shit you not the guy that made the video comes in at the start of each clip and dribbles some shit into his mic and he has that overly positive annoying voice that far too many YouTubers use.
Another video I've seen before was a hunting video this dude finds a dead dear that had its skin ripped off and looks all mangled and fucked up, he walks up to it with hes camera puts in in full view close up and is like "well shit I guess there are wolves around here" like shit man how fucking thick do you need to be to not see that shits not OK on this website, Similar shit; saw a group of dudes make a video hunting wild Boers on dirt bikes, the guy that had the camera was chasing this baby Boer and actually trying to run it over with the bike and you can very clearly hear the thing squealing, This is animal cruelty. When you hunt you are taught to aim for the heart or the head because its the most humane way to kill something, This was just fucked up
Final example. This family had Rattlesnakes living under their house, Alot of them actually looked like it was close to 40 Rattlesnakes and yeah they had like 3 dudes with 24 Gage shotguns and a .22 rifle at the ready and more 2 dudes one with a shovel the other with a pickaxe, and they were shooting and chopping these snakes on camera, Now to be fair Rattlesnakes are probably one of the worst snakes to get bitten by, and no I was not overestimating when I said they killed about 40 of them but that shit should never have been put on YouTube. Man I love YouTube but I wish I had the ability to IP ban, Terminate channels and force their "earnings" to be given to charity. Shit needs to change, But no one listens to us.
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TheBigRigRunner Dont even get me started about things that shouldn't be on YouTube but are. The "Banned from tv" vids are a really good example.
7 likesTheres videos of rats gatting burned alive on this website too
2 likesYouTube: nah, let's not fix that. here, have NON-CHRONOLOGICAL(aka, useless) SUB FEEDS!
9 likesBut remember, donating ad revenue to charities for victims in shootings is controversial and you're gonna get completely fucked up by it. Yikes! X,D😂
6 likesI'm gonna have to disagree with you there Blake, Cyber8 is the fucking shit
1 likenot that it matters, but since your spelling was otherwise pretty on-point -- it's spelled 'heinous'
1 likeYouTube is a bad website tbh
0 likes"I wish I had the ability to IP ban, Terminate channels and force their "earnings" to be given to charity, but no one listens to us".
3 likesIntroducing: YouTube Heroes!
Though, I think there’d have to be a system for the ip bans if they were to ever get implemented... I just have a suspicion that kids have clicked flag, and flagged a few videos here and there for fun... So they might IP ban for fun if anyone can do it and aren’t the most responsible. Funny how I say responsible, when... never mind that, you gotta know the memes to know how edge is...
0 likesOland I didn't mean for a system to be implemented where anyone or select groups of people (YouTube Heroes) had the ability to ban, delete, give to charity. Such a system would be chaos as you pointed out yourself, Random trolls and kids that are board or just have a specific distaste on a certain Youtuber could exploit the system far to easily. What I was hoping for was the YouTube gods would come down from the heavens and bestow this power on me specifically. Something that will never happen. I'd like to say that I wouldn't abuse such responsibility, but that's bullshit. I would like to see this happen to channels that both the YouTube officials and the community all agree are an issue for the website, but even if this was policed carefully and only the worst of the worst were removed many people would feel the fear of the potential of that happening to their own channel, (for what ever reason,) It would spread some level of panic and could be mis-used and mis-represented in the eyes of the mainstream media.
0 likesI worded all of that terribly but in short: It'd be a Public Relations nightmare if Anyone had that kind of Power.
TheBigRigRunner I don't have much to critique because I agree with your points, but pretty sure 24 gauge shotguns aren't a thing. Coming from a shotgunner the common ones are 12, 20, 28, and 67 (or .410 as most people say). Even then 28 and .410 are pretty rare these days. The only other that comes to mind is 16 gauge but those have been basically offed for close to a century. Not to mention though the actual gun channels that promote safety and teach history like ForgottenWeapons and Hickok are screwed by YouTube for "violence" even though the most they ever shoot are metal plates and targets.
2 likesI welcome all corrections and will not edit my previous comments, Everyone makes mistakes and its valuable to learn from them and its OK to admit to them, In that video I was talking I about I didn't get the best look of the scatter gats that were used but they were definitely smaller then 12 gage, Which makes sense 12 gage is very much over kill for snakes (excluding anacondas) of course. I admit it. I ASSUMED the Gage of those firearms. and I am very sorry and beg forgiveness for this misgiving. but 24 gage does exist https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/a0/59/9ca05900f93d002e9c23d04028462e4b.jpg sorry the quality is crap. never the less, it could have been a 410 based on what you have told me, they must be more common My favorite is 8 Gage. Perfect for Graboid hunting.
1 likeYeah I just realised I spelt gauge wrong. Don't bother.
0 likesTheBigRigRunner Lol it's fine, I'm just a bit of a gun nerd :P but I mean yeah I assumed 24 gauges exist but not really a thing people use, I mean since gauge is from diameter (sort of...) any can exist. Some of those 4, 2, or 1 1/2 gauges are insane lol. Not to mention a family friend has a late 1890s model 8 gauge shotgun that they lovingly nicknamed Hospital, of course since she kicks like an army of mules :D
1 likeDrowns In Kool Aid I'm a bit of a gun nut myself, But I have gaps in my knowledge, To be honest I thought 8 gauge was as big as they come (excluding the blunderbuss while not technically a shotgun it is still a scatter gun) 1 and a half gauge damn, is that even man portable? or is it some kind of modernised punt gun?
0 likesPunt gun: Basically a loose load cannon used for duck hunting, The weapon is usually mounted to small boats, Someone (can't remember who) managed to kill (I think it was) 103 ducks in 1 discharge from a punt gun, That record was set in the 1930's I think. They've since been banned.
TheBigRigRunner If memory serves 8 gauge is as big as traditional shells go, anything more you're really getting into more punt guns, like you said, so calling something like a 1 1/2 gauge a shotgun may be a little sloppy on my end lol. Anything bigger than 8 I'm pretty sure you hand loaded or at least the shells are long since gone, given, again as you said, punt guns are illegal for hunting for like what a century now? And as far as the 1 1/2 gauge goes I've seen one on YouTube (if it's still around) and no something like that isn't really usable by hand lol, he had it on a homemade mount so very little recoil actually hit the shooter. I also recall they're more for bird hunting loads of em in a single shot, and I believe they were mounted to boats usually. Really though even punt guns can be a little misleading as you're really getting more into small cannons lol
0 likesTheBigRigRunner I just checked (if you're really curious) it's still here, just look up one and a half gauge and you'll see the video I referenced. Pretty insane but awesome :D
0 likesDrowns In Kool Aid I wasn't able to find the one you referenced, But there is one of this guy that made his own 1.5 gauge and its man portable, cool stuff.
0 likesThat just makes YouTube more kid freindly
1 likeh a n u s
0 likesI'm roughly thirteen minutes into the video and I am thoroughly enjoying myself. I really like videos that give an insight into a youtuber
4 likesI watched the whole thing. I actually enjoyed this, you arent disappointing your subscribers imo. I actually prefer the commentary. Your YTP editing skills transition nicely to making commentary videos.
2 likesI really love these, I didn't expect to watch the whole thing but there is just something so interesting about running through your daily life.
1 likeThanks for the hour long of sweet, sweet ASMR
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Justin Y. DO YOU EVER SLEEP?!?!?!!!
16 likesJustin Y. Go to school and get a real job Justin
28 likesRemoteLogic He does not need sleep. Sleep is for mortals like you and I, not for Gods like Justin Y.
4 likesALL HAIL THE GOD OF YOUTUBE COMMENTS!
Justin DEFINITELY doesn't use bots to like his own comments just for the sake of having top comments on new videos from popular youtubers
15 likesA Dark Forest you mean bot of YouTube?
0 likesThis is unpresidented. 5 replies in 6 minutes.
1 likeJustin every single video I see you comment on, wtf? Do you watch everything?
0 likesJUST HOW
0 likesStop. I doubt you even came close to watching the whole video.
3 likesJustin Y. Stop appearing everywhere
0 likesBard Ult from Downtown You commented! Insert generic Spider-Manpiontingatspider-man.jpeg
0 likesNUT
0 likesWho's mans is this? This man is everywhere at any time.
1 likeYOU AGAIN
0 likesP o o p e r S c o o p e r ' 9 9 school is over
0 likesJustin Y. Always woke
0 likesLike bot
0 likesBard Ult from Downtown This is true, sadly it will never end
0 likeschefboyardee College boi
0 likesI have a burning theory you’re not just one person. There’s no way you watch and comment on all of these videos.
0 likesJustin Y. Wait a damn sec. just yesterday ur pic had the newspaper. So either u changed it or there multiple you’s. That would explain your common appearance everywhere.
0 likesdelet this
0 likesBard Ult from Downtown
0 likesEven though I’m contributing to the problem ironically, you’re completely right. I just do it because I need the Justin Y. spotter points. The rest of you have no excuse.
Okay, grammatical errors, I'm getting skeptical. I might stop liking your comments.
0 likesGavin's better than you anyways.
You need some rest Justin.
0 likesJustin Y. STOP exist
2 likesHowdy
0 likesGo away Justin
0 likesPRAISE JUSTIN
0 likesI actually really liked this video, it gave us a chance to get to know you better
6 likesunironically one of my favorite vids from emp
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Very true.
1 likeI'm actually okay with you "complaining" on YouTube. It shows that you have a genuine passion for the site, and want to change it for the better. If I'm being honest, you're the BEST YouTuber that I don't subscribe to (cuz I'm gonna be told to unsubscribe lol).
3 likesEmperorlemon's Downward Spiral Suicidal World Tour is brought to you by: Depression, Rants, YTP, the Unsubscribe button, and viewers like you. Thank you.
5 likesThis entire video is great but
5 likes45:53 to 59:42 is some of the most real and overall best commentary I’ve ever heard
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GMTC fungus TM Go read my comment I made under Thomás Rinaldi’s comment for some more interesting commentary
1 like49:53 to 51:25 really got to me and i think a lot of people on this video overlook this. Being the odd kid really isn't fun.
4 likesHonestly? As a kid (around 11-14) i could socialize and relate more to other adults, like teachers, than to most kids (The ones that didn't just mock and ignore me because of my age at least). They were open-minded enough to listen to my points and i would always get fair, honest and insightful responses, yet if i had tried to have this conversation with other children i would just have been looked at as a weirdo freak and laughed at.
Also, even if you're an introvert who doesn't care about social interaction, it really always sucks to not have someone to share your interests and relate with. I felt like the only kid in my school that didn't care about typical popular topics between children, like pop music or football. But even if i tried to chat about these topics on a slightly deeper and more honest scale, i would have been pushed aside just as easy as if i discussed my true interests anyways.
Children are pretty much normies, but to a socially violent extent. And yes, it has nothing to do with the internet or social media, nor is it a new thing. If anything at least the internet allows you to connect with more open-minded people that you can relate to.
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I’m exactly like what you describe. I like talking with adults because most of the adults that I interact with are ones who have an understanding of my world view. Additionally, my only friend I currently have is my dad.
2 likesThat was honestly a really great talk about introverts.
2 likesI really enjoyed this video. Thank you for posting this, you continue to help me grow as a person. You've been a great guiding stone for me as i've grown up. Thanks. Love ya as always! <3
2 likesYour philosophy that you should post what you want is spot-on and I've always admired your willingness to make what you want even if far fewer people like it than the stuff you didn't like making, but this seems void to that reasoning because you don't seem to like making this shit.
5 likesDid you actually enjoy making this? Was this an enjoyable usage of your time that you wanted to post? Tell me if I'm absolutely wrong, you just honestly seem to hate making this and thereby accomplish nothing for anyone -- most importantly yourself.
Make shit that people don't like, please, just make sure that you actually enjoy making it. I worry, emp.
This speaks to me on an emotional level. No joke here, it is genuinely soothing to "talk" with someone as... miserable as I am.
1 likeThanks for sharing my torment, Emp. I'm glad I could share in yours for an hour or so.
hey, Emp, if you reading this, me and many other subs would love to see something like this made by you in 2021. Maybe you can upload such vlog to your second channel?
2 likesExcellent points regarding the difference between extroverted and introverted kids in schools. I find that compelling and a shame that it's never talked about.
2 likesThe downward spiral continues.
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Sunny Emp... what's going on, big guy?
1 likeremove the fucking sub box and have youtube show us what they want us to watch.
0 likesOver an hour of downward spiral? You spoil us, Lemon.
11 likesI actualy want more of these. Lots of food for thought and discussion to be had here, good shit
1 likeI actually genuinely enjoy content like this! It's good background noise and it's not like I'm going to miss much if I look away. It's like how I can look away from watching The Office because it's not hard to understand what's going on if I'm just listening to it.
1 likeI really start loving a youtuber when he makes a long-winded meandering hour long video
1 likeYou are officialy in my buttchuger rainbow idol tier of favourite youtubers :)
I honestly love just listening to talk about stuff. I would unironically enjoy listening to you if you made another video in this style.
1 likeYou know, that talk about the introverts was probably the deepest thing I've heard from you.
1 likeBeyond being a comedian, I didn't know Emp Lemon was such a deep talker too!
watched this whole video, can't wait for part 2!honestly i love when you get philosophical. that's not to say you're a genius (though i'm not counting that out, you clearly showcased a shit ton of talent at a shockingly young age), you just put into words really eloquently what should be obvious to the majority of humans on this earth.
0 likesI love this, bit starts out as a shitpost transforms into a series of rants and ends in a beauty. Love you Emp <3
1 likeThis is the content I subbed for
90 likesI go to a small college where almost everyone I know used to be introverted in high school, and I recently thought that I had just become less anxious as a result. At school, I feel understood and accepted because its understood that everyone is socially awkward and haven't really spoken to anyone in high school. It might be that they're older as well. This weekend, I went back to my hometown where I graduated high school early to see how my old classmates were doing during graduation, and it was totally different. The kids in high school really are viscous, and part of the reason why that isn't understood is that it isn't experience. I thought that I was just less anxious, and I learned how to be social, but I was just removed from a high stress environment. Being around like-minded people, who were all the "weird" kids in high school, is really productive, and, if I had not gone back and met my old friends, I would not have known how much it was my environment that changed instead of me.
2 likesHigh school is genuinely a horrible experience, and I agree that it plays a large role in these school shootings, but without the experience of visiting that environment after doing better in a different location, I might not have. People have a tendency to take credit for things that happen out of circumstance, and I might have thought, like many others, that you just adapt to it, and its a needed part of growing up, but it really is an unadaptable environment.
when you were talking about introverted people in school it made me actually fucking cry. ive fainted during presentations because of how much i stress about them, and i visibly shake when i have to do any kind of group project or get forced into talking to someone. my classmates constantly ridicule me for this. I haven't had any kind of friend since 5th grade.
6 likesThat speech about introversion in school shootings was the most enlightening thing ever.
1 likeWe need people like you in charge of things.
This is the kind of hard-hitting analysis that I subscribed for.
4 likesI think you raise an interesting point on intro/extroverted people, society is so late in spiritual development it's sad. There are so many brilliant people out there that could solve theses problem but all we care about is useless drama and money. I truly hope that this generation of more open minded people will change the world for the best and I really enjoy seeing more people raising reflected and thought out content on this site. It's really ironic that a ytp channel has more profound and mind opening content than most of the corporate medias. Thanks for your videos and keep up the good work :D
2 likesthis is literally an hour of him just chatting shit. Good on ya, Emp, you really outdid yourself this time
1 likeCould be the best vlog I've ever seen, not even joking
5 likesThis video was so raw, uncut, and real, looking forward to part 2
1 likeLiterally the greatest video ever compiled by a human being.
22 likesI like seeing you just speak your mind.
1 likeYou seem like a real cool guy to talk to, and a cool guy to hear at a public speaking place.
Can't wait to see the new ones coming soon.
Love your videos, btw.
TFW EmpLemon goes to the same university as you
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and you'd never know unless you heard him talk
5 likesThe point on introverts and extroverts really left an impact on me
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Same here.
1 likeDoctor: You are perfectly healthy and have a long life in front of you
16 likesMe:
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Doctor: you are perfectly healthy
0 likesMe : hangs self of depression because I heard that
Also me : doesn't die
Me again: Fuck
I feel like I'm becoming one with Emp at this point
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youre not the only one
1 likeOklahoma City Radio Waves We are the Lemon Collective, we are LemonAIDS
0 likesThank you, Lemon, very cool!
0 likesActually in love with those videos. I watch every rant to the very end. Hyped for Part 2.
The video had such a calm atmosphere.
1 likeThe topics that got mentioned here were fresh and the introverted thing was quite relatable.
this vid was quite sweet, relaxed and entertaining. the bloons gameplay especially 👌🏻
0 likesI actually enjoyed this video, the blend of BTS vlogging and the serious commentary goes well together, and i couldn't care less about the video being over 1 hour long. Nice work, Lemon!
0 likesOddly entertaining
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Hey you're the guy with the cool avatar long time no see
3 likeshps362 I don't know where you are recognizing me from but hello my friend
2 likesIt is when you skip certain parts that drag too long
1 likeLandon "oddly entertaining"? Did you watch the video? Pretty fucking important to me
1 likeThis is what happens on nofap
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SynthCool did you watch the video?
1 likewhat happens in nofap, stays in nofap.
1 likeStill more watchable than DarkSydePhil's "content".
7 likesBe strong, dude. There'll be a light at the end of the tunnel.
1 likeThis too shall pass. It may pass like a kidney stone, but it'll pass.
I haven't unsubscribed cause you're one of the few channels that actually makes sense when youtube's bullshit is talked about.
1 likeI resonated so much with the part about introverts and school.
1 likeOne of the arguments u hear for public schools is that it promotes the "social development" of the child, yet being socially inept could possibly make a student actually way more "succesfull".
Think about it, you need to invest time and effort into a friendship like any other relationship. Time and effort you could put elsewhere instead like studying.
Meanwhile extroverts who set their priority on forming and developing relationships, things the very same ppl coming up with that argument see as crucial in a childs development, are punished with worse grades.
Emp's point of view on the world is indentical to mine. I'm blown away.
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yay
9 likesÉtienne-senpai me too!
4 likesSame
0 likesSame
0 likesI think you should separately reupload the bit about how the school system deals with introverts and how that leads to school shootings
6 likesThat legitimately changed my perspective on things
I watched the entire video and I have to say that I really liked this part, looking forward to part 2.
0 likesfeels nice to sit back and listen to emp throughout his day
0 likesFruit King is just always so interesting... Thank you for posting this for my boring life
2 likesI sincerely enjoy your more detailed works.
2 likes“anything you watch beyond this point is your fault”
290 likeshmmMMM
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pc31754 that's where everyone left the video exept me
3 likesI feel kinda sorry for Emp, cause viewers are gonna complain anyways
7 likes@Nxone I stayed, and it is 2:10 AM.
0 likes54:23 Yes, it does. Starting in the 6th grade all the way through high school I was a HUGE introvert; still am in fact. I just couldn't bring myself to talk to people hardly.
2 likesI didn't know what to expect when I walked into this and I almost clicked off, I'm glad I didn't. I appreciate you sharing your thoughts and teaching things, even if you didn't mean to
0 likesDoctor: You have 1 hour and 12 minutes to live
1 likeMe: spends it with my caring loving family instead of watching a 1 hour and 12 minute vlog that's only supposed to be "part 1" of this apparent new vlog series titled "Emperor Lemon's Summer Bummer"
im so glad people like EmpLemon exist
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your content is cute :3
0 likesYou live a fulfilling existence and I respect you. I wish I could say the same about your father.
0 likesEven in an unscripted video that comes from a breed that is meaningless and money hungry emp can still deliver important meaning. He's clearly a genuine intellect. No joke, just my opinion.
1 likeBeen with you for a long time and I gotta say I love your musical choices.
0 likesAt least you're trying, Thank you Emp for the sincere content
0 likesThis is the most ambitious crossover event ever!
2 likesLoved this vid. I thought the part about how fucked the school system is was exactly right and I couldn't agree more.
0 likesYour opinions about public school are scarily accurate! Thank you for the relatable commentary!
0 likesI always oddly enjoy these kinda chill videos. Thanks.
0 likesDon’t forget, he’s in a downward spiral forever.
12 likesAnd it’s never ogre.
Can't wait for part 2 you're the most powerful youtubitical figure I've ever seen, I hope you get youtube to understand, and get allot of other issues explained for people to understand and do something about, GOD BLESS YA Aaron
0 likeswell here i am, it’s currently the 5th of august 2021,i am currently doing construction work with my dad and listening to emplemons video essays as podcast because it’s the only content that is actually entertaining.
2 likesTo think that i only stumbled upon emplemon because i was some edgy 16 year old 2 years ago trying to find out what happened to leafy is quite amusing.
Emplemon exurbia and Summoning salt are among the main reasons why i’m still on this shitty website
downward spiral
I find this both sad and hilarious at the same time. I have no idea why, its probably the voice that's killing me.
0 likesI’d just like to say that you have a beautiful backyard. I’m a few years late, but still
3 likesThis video truly shows the far reaches of emp lemons mind showing how over time as he has to talk to that camera the camera becomes more like his friend then an inanimate object which truly shows his downward spiral into insanity .
0 likesPeople are a lot more complicated than being an "introvert or an extrovert"
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No actually not
0 likesI’m gonna use this to bore myself to sleep. This vlog is absolutely riveting
0 likesHey Emp, you truly need a Patreon my dude. You need some way for people to support your content without YouTube's rigged algorithm getting in the way.
0 likesMan I can't wait for part two, this video was great.
0 likesI can"t stop watching it's like a trainwreck
3 likesI feel like this is something I would do if I had more time
0 likesEmp’s long videos make me happy
2 likes18:05
4 likesare you ok? you spent an eerily long time of absolute silence on that tweet.
You ok, emp, or whatever your name may be?
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His real name is Aaron if you were wondering.
2 likesAll sarcasm aside, I really like the long videos, gives me something to listen to! keep it up!
0 likesThis was actually pretty nice to have playing off to the side as i do other things. Don't beat yourself up about it not being edited it's still better than most of the content on this site.
0 likes[ASMR] Emplemon soothingly guides you into his downward Spiral while whispering to you "it's never ogre"
0 likesI can't wait for part 2, this was great
0 likesEmpLemon: youtubepooper and political-commentator. Entertaining and insightful, may I say, the whole thing. Deeply looking forward to part 2
0 likes-another introvert, but sad Rockets fan
Your introvert extrovert ideas hit home for me, I can tell you some horror stories about school. Great video Emp, I love ytp but i am happy with any content you present especially this video. @51:17
0 likesThis is some pretty fresh stuff. I like it.
0 likesAlso nice to get some honest opinions on some serious issues, too.
I watched your entire april fools video, you underestimate my watching trash skills
57 likesDamn this anime sure have some deep plots in it.
1 likeI actually really like your new content. I’ve been watching you since my friend showed me Krabs Unquenchable Bloodlust (probably spelt title long) but I do like this blog/commentary style you did.
1 likeYou're right, there are plenty of jobs which don't require strong social skills to succeed. Autists, introverts, and people with poor social skills in general are highly overrepresented in STEM.
1 likeThis is a genuine way of sharing one's phylosophical thoughts on the Internet. This is modern literature spiced with memes.
1 likeAbout youtube's system, all I can see they are in a paradox of what they are trying to create. They, are trying to broaden people's worlds but at the same time, wrecking the whole system. For children it is indeed important that you have an isolated content group, where they can only meet videos they are supposed to. But specializing a whole website to children will actually shrink the advert topics to children' ads like toys and family events, which could highly disrupt Youtube as a company. On the other hand, they are ignoring the users, who already grew a brain, and their demands for content. They are literally pulling a rope on both ends until it tears. Also they are conducting social experiments on children who shouldn't be subject to these testings. The isolation is also poorly carried out. By the time a parent spots wrong content on the child's platform, it is too late, because the child is now in a smaller web of hazardous videos.
About schools, introverted people and millenials, I claim introverted people suffer from either being labeled by others or from the fact, that the most important systems in their lives get ridiculed by individuals with a big voice. This is something a person with poor social skills cannot counter in any good way. The media should probably zoom in on cases of depression, self harm and suicide as well as these so called school shootings so that they might actually start looking for the answer from the right angle. If society doesn't give enough alternatives to children then it is no wonder that a few people will completely fail to integrate into society.
This was a really deep video and you have a really nice garden.
Watched the whole thing while doing work can't wait for part 2 ^_^
1 likeEmp I want you to know I find time in my day and schedule to watch the full video when you upload one like this
0 likeswow, the EmpLemon asmr marathon is looking great!
0 likesGreat video as always, even if its just you talking and a rant at the end. Interesting to hear your opinion on stuff. Nice to see my favorite lemon stays noid aswell.
0 likesK actually enjoy these rant videos. I feel like it’s it good to enjoy listening to things people complain about things but i like it. It’s fine. Make your memey content and you’ll get at least one view from me.
9 likesI am a simple man.
0 likesI see EmpLemon content, I watch it.
I enjoy it.
I’ve always found it difficult to relate to the issues going on in high schools since I’ve taken online schooling ever since I finished middle school. I might have been more introverted when I was younger and I can only guess that it was easier to grow out of it since I didn’t grow up an environment I’d resent. I don’t really know how differently my life would have actually carried out if I hadn’t had those resources.
0 likesI think society's misinterpretation and misunderstanding of introverts is a serious conversation that we need to have. That's something that I've been slowly realizing in this, my senior year of high school. This video has finally confirmed it.
0 likesOnce a meme appears on something as big as YouTube or some other Social media website, it's safe to say it's dead
2 likesI'm very tempted to watch this all the way through because of morbid curiosity, and thats weird because I don't usually watch ANYTHING related to blogs, regardless of whether or not someone I'm subbed to made it.
0 likesHe has truly went insane.
0 likesI love it.
This was actually enjoyable/comfy. Your rants about journalism and school shootings were solid, too.
0 likesgreatest part about this video is I can go do something productive, come back, and it's still playing
0 likesI feel for a lot of what you say in this video man genuinely sad to see you so angry about a platform you love, and I get what you're saying about the school shooting rant it's hard to bust through that shell to being social
0 likesi think the blue car wil win
60 likesYou should do more of this. Its quite similar to a podcast
0 likesThe greatest and most underrated channel on PLANET EARTH.
2 likesI don't know why, but I really like this video. I'd love to see more.
0 likesI just watched EmpLemon rant about plane crash videos for over an hour and I'm proud. Time for margaritas!
0 likesI unironically want a part 2
1 likeI'm so frustrated because there's so many good, seperate points in this video that I want to share with people but I can't share an hour long vid about all kinds of downward spiral. I love the format though, 10/10
0 likesAnd here we see an Red Ackbar living on earth in his habitat. Such beauty.
6 likes(13 mins in) And yep, he's gone into a downward spiral once again. There's nothing i can do to fix this.
(17 mins in) Ah yes, Bloons was a good ol' flash childhood favourite of mine.
(24 mins in) Your standing with the Media is now Completely Non-Existent, wait wasn't always like that?
(52 mins in) For such a """""vlog""""" that you claim to be unwatchable, why is there a good couple of worthwhile rants in here? Hm? HM?
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HMMMmmMMMMMMMmMMmmmmmMMMmMMMMMMMmMmMmM downward spiral intensifies
1 likei guess the reason i like your content so much and will watch all you vids beginning to end is that the way you talk about issues is very similar to mine
0 likesThis is a very interesting drive to create content. If anything, it challenges me to watch your content with more concentration to see if I can spot anything interesting.
0 likesThe downward spiral is making some interesting outcomes.
Controlling what I can see in my own subscriptions... unbelievable, yet, it's happening.
0 likesIt was a really interesting ride in this 1 and a quarter hours, it just felt so... I don't know, human?
Thanks
I agree school is like prison, the food even matches
3 likesYou should make one of these each year
3 likesSpaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine. Like other pasta, spaghetti is made of milled wheat and water. Italian spaghetti is made from durum wheat semolina, but elsewhere it may be made with other kinds of flour.
4 likesOriginally spaghetti was notably long, but shorter lengths gained in popularity during the latter half of the 20th century and now spaghetti is most commonly available in 25–30 cm (10–12 in) lengths. A variety of pasta dishes are based on it.
Etymology Spaghetti is the plural form of the Italian word spaghetto, which is a diminutive of spago, meaning "thin string" or "twine".
History Pasta in the West may have first been worked into long, thin forms in Sicily around the 12th century, as the Tabula Rogeriana of Muhammad al-Idrisi attested, reporting some traditions about the Sicilian kingdom. In the 5th century AD, it was known that pasta could be cooked through boiling. The popularity of spaghetti spread throughout Italy after the establishment of spaghetti factories in the 19th century, enabling the mass production of spaghetti for the Italian market.
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Wtf?
0 likesTook me a while but finished the whole thing. Good complaints at the end there. More people should hear it.
0 likesNice FRIENDS episode, as far as I see...
1 likeNow seriously, great way of satirizing Vlogers of nowadays. ^^
I was just watching this just thinking to myself, "U know, I want to know where this is going" and I was slightly satisfied... Just slightly....
0 likes26:50 or so, through division comes control, the less we go along the easier it is to force us to obey.
0 likesWelp, I watched the whole thing and I actually found it mildly entertaining. Cool backyard you have btw, I live in a city and my view is not that great.
0 likesTHE ONLY THING THAT'S FOR SURE ABOUT EMPLEMON IS NOTHING'S FOR SURE
2 likesWhy do I love this and want a part 2
0 likesHey, awesome way of sneaking a yt rant at the end of the video. Great thinking emplemon.
1 likeJokes on you, I usually play a game and just listen to these
1 likeIn middle and high school, I had similar experiences. I was a big clumsy dummy and couldn't speak properly with people I wasn't familiar with. I still struggle with some of the awkwardness now, but to seem like a normal human being I have to almost calculate what I say and do before doing it. It's a gift and a curse. People normally leave me alone, but at times I need to interact, my brain is at full throttle.
0 likesGreat content, my man, I love long videos.
0 likesAnd is part 1... Just part 1... Fuck I'm hyped. Thanks Emp for this!
1 likeReal talk, who'd be perfectly fine with EmpLemon Plays?
0 likesI actually enjoyed this 1 hour video GG EmperLemon!
0 likesAre you falling deeper into boredom my dude? I can relate.
0 likesI thought part 1 would mean that there would be more of them over the summer. My disappointment is immeasurable and my summer is a bummer.
0 likesI actually didn't expect that ending lol, I just put it on as background noise while I do shit, then out of no where BOOM! that ending lol.
0 likesYour videos are not and have never been disappointing.
0 likesWell, to me at least.
I'm legitimately exited for Emperor Lemon's Summer Bummer (Part 2).
0 likesEmp, you seem to have some first-hand study of the inside of Youtube to do.
0 likesMay the memes, the gods, and meme gods smile upon you, friend.
Blessed be the L A Y E R S of the downward spiral.
Great video very thought provoking
1 likeThis is exactly what I subscribed for
30 likesOoooff, this quality content really hits the spot
0 likesI can feel the sadness leaking through the screen
0 likesI love that vintage flourescent desk lamp clamped to your desk
0 likesLooking forward for the part 2
0 likesThe part about introverts and extroverts - I relate to this 100%. I'm introverted and I am currently in college and I'm finding it very difficult to make friends. Nobody seems to want to talk to me or anything and I feel like no one understands me
0 likesI love this type of content, besides YTPs, your political videos are at the top. Ofc, ytps are god!
0 likesI'm a pretty big extrovert. I like being around people, or being center of attention. I like socializing, but I agree with you that we should let introverts who are uncomfortable do online school, instead of forcing them to be in situations they hate.
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Emp’s rant aged like fine wine when you consider the COVID-19 pandemic and everyone being forced to take online classes. But in all seriousness, as some who’s introverted, online classes have made me more antisocial than I was before because I’m considering seeing a social skills counselor so I could be able to get help and start making friends. What I’m really looking for are friends who genuinely care about me and who are more of my speed because in high school (going on to my third year of college in September) I had friends who pretty much didn’t care about me whatsoever; and, I just want to belong to a group.
2 likesI remember making videos with my dad back in the day...so I'm watching this in 240p for nostalgic purposes.
0 likesThe whole thing you were saying about the racial issues, school shootings and YouTube’s hypocrisy were really satisfying to hear,cuz they are all pretty well thought out especially what you said about introverted people, I’m undoubtedly able to relate to them. I think youd shouldve put those parts in a seperate video all together because they’re really insightful and deserve more attention. Overall, this is one of my favorite videos from you because you’re just being yourself and not showing off like some hollywood star or anything. I’m never unsubscribing.
1 likeMan, the introvert thing almost made me weep.
0 likesNo kidding.
While a little long, I very much enjoyed "The Making of EmpLemon YTP's"
0 likeshope u are doing ok emp..... nice video :) cant wait for part 2....
0 likes>starts watching the video
2 likes>Thick as a Brick starts playing
>Bittersweet High School feelz start flowing
I could listen to this guy for hours
0 likesAlmost 3 years and still no part 2
3 likesI watched it all the way the through and I am satisfied.
0 likesOh my god...you weren’t kidding.
60 likesThis is actually one of the best videos on your channel
0 likesLove the content man, keep up the downward spiral world tour.
0 likesI swear you must be a clone of me. Your dialogue sounds like damn near identical to me talking to myself.
1 likeThe use of Thick as a Brick at the beginning was perfect
0 likesThis is why I enjoy Emp’s content. He speaks the truth, be it YouTube, society, politics, whatever the fuck. Especially the part about school shootings. It could be the schools.
0 likesI MADE IT! I had to sit through varying levels of quality content and ignore all the things that I actually have to get done, but I made it!
4 likesYou know I noticed something at the end of this. This is more enjoyable for me because it’s raw footage. It’s different than the rest of YouTube. I thought that was interesting
1 likeyou gain my happiness by playing thick as a brick at the start
0 likesI dont care if its 1 hour, its content and ill take it
22 likesIt’s worth watching
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Oliepolie absolutely
0 likesYou are fucking right...every plank length of this is correct
0 likesAmen.
0 likesIt's nice background and it's like watching a movie because it's so long
0 likesMe: I got assesment that are due in two days, i need to get them done
0 likesAlso me: Nah fuck it, i’ll watch this 1 hour vlog
5:26 hand reveal?!?!?
15 likeswoah this is pretty long, I think I'll make and eat couple fried eggs for the duration
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finished the eggs. good video
9 likeslol
0 likesThis was a surprisingly good video, I don't usually watch this type of content, but you pulled it off well! Your topics were interesting and your commensts were logical. Thank you!
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Squirtle Squad why not just the SS?
0 likesBe patient, in time we will reveal our true nature :)
0 likesOkay!
0 likeswow i zoned out for 55 minutes and came to when he said "im not sympathizing with school shooters" must have lost a big chunk of argument lol
1 likebtw i loved this entire video including the video rant. this was great.
0 likesYou know, you could do countdown un after effects automatically. Just edit it in vegas and then add the timer in AE. Boom. The same result, much less effort. Or there must be a timer plug-in for vegas.
0 likesInteresting idea, if you had uploaded em daily, I would have watched it like "emp lemmon a regular dude, brah" , yet giving it to me at once is like "whats this boring shit" .
0 likesIt's like watching a man being slowly killed by rabies. It's depressing and hard to watch, but you keep watching to see what happens.
0 likesWe are witnessing a man's slow and painful decent into madness, emphasis on the painful.
0 likesThis was depressing, kudos to you if you could make it all the way through.
0 likesCan't wait for the next one!
0 likesI'm going to watch this entire thing
2 likesThat in the field video was fucking lit you two are hilarious
0 likes43:20 I agree with that. Plus, English is written from left to right, so right-handed people are basically writing backwards.
0 likesThis is like if you took alantutorial but he’s more depressed
3 likesYour introverted talk makes me think. Sure your talk was more about school shootings than introverted kids but the way you describe the school environment resonates well. As an introvert I had some problems in high school: not being able to find partners for group activities for example. Those problems forced me to be independent, if anything I fought more battles against the school than my classmates. But many introverted kids are bullied, by other students, and by a school that expects them to try to fit in.
1 likeUmmmmm. Emp, are you doing ok man. I think the downward spiral is getting to you mentally.
5 likesokay i haven't watched the whole thing but i skipped around and found the bit with the introverted/extroverted thing and the school shooting bit and i just want to say thank you for voicing that. it's something i've always really believed in but haven't been able to sort of put it into words? i'm currently in high school and i can relate to everything you'd said about the majority not being able to understand an introverted mindset and thinking it's just laziness or being a prick.
7 likesanyway i'd say more but it'd just be me crying about personal shit no one asked for and im really in a shitty mental state right now but that really cheered me up to hear that mindset actually verbally expressed so thank you for that emp i look forward to watching this whole thing <333
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ah shit disclaimers i shouldve probably added so fuckers in the comments dont attack me
2 likes-school shootings are obviously not fucking justified
-no i dont think im fucking special for being in high school
-no im not trying to be edgy although it did come out that way sorry
You didn't came off like an arrogant Edgelord, it was obvious what you meant
2 likesasdf thanks <3
1 likei just like
hate stating "im in high school" bc i tend to associate stating ages w/ the "im 13 and listen to real music" bullshit
and i always fear when talking about my thoughts on social interactions ill come off as one of the "im inherently a superior human being because i dont like popular things and i shit on people for being social" motherfuckers bc i was one of those for the longest time
I'm still a virgin and don't play fork knife
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Hussain Almosawi are you talking about CampEvening?
1 likeNorway Tracking What do you mean my son?
0 likesI can hear the downward spiral in his voice 😍😍
0 likesi think the part about school shootings should be a separate video
10 likesHmmm, I wonder if another video streaming site will become more popular than YouTube, and then that site would become the new and better "YouTube". Great vid by the way!
2 likesEmp, I’m not even trying to meme or joke around, but you seem to be really,..... blue. I don’t know but just they way you acted and sounded seemed robotic and a little sad. Me and your fans are here for you.
2 likesSeeing you watch NASCAR made me feel nostalgic. Back when things were simple and to the point.
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Am I disappointed?
0 likesNot really.
Anyone else notice that his desktops time accuracy goes down by each clip
0 likesMinute 15. Regretting life decisions, but what’s new? Going for 20 minutes.
1 likeIt's like a CGP Grey vlog where he only records the least interesting portions of his life rather than his most interesting parts.
0 likesThe downward spiral just got more downward.
19 likesHaha, I get it. It is satire over how mundane life actually is to typical bloggers. Good.
0 likes“I secretly like disappointing my subscribers.” Challenge Accepted
0 likesHonestly, i couldn't agree more with you near the end of the video, where you were talking about how kids are vicious. One time, when i was riding the bus, playing megaman on the switch, some 8th grader gets his friends and just ridicule me for pretty much the rest of the ride.
0 likesI would watch fucking anything that you post because I enjoy your personality so much. You could record yourself watching paint dry, and as long as you were speaking, I would be entertained.
1 likeThere are so many memeable quotes in this video.
3 likesIm not sure why but watching this again makes me a bit concerned about emps health
0 likesHe seems a bit deppresed in this video
This may not be anything but its concerning me for some reason
One of my favorite YouTube characters whom I never would have associated with NASCAR, watches and talks about NASCAR. Cool.
0 likesReally good quality content that's fresh
1 like6:20, you actually have to keyframe in each and every single second in your count down timer??! There isn't a faster way of doing it??
0 likesGreat content! Double subscribing!
0 likesCs188 announced his 30th birthday livestream just now. And I’m watching this instead...
207 likesI’m switching.
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Cs188 is 30 now?! jesus time does fly
14 likesChaosmakerTV
9 likesHis words, not mine. He could be 7 for all I know.
I switched too
0 likesI won a givaway
0 likesHe's fucking 30???
0 likesHA! Jokes on you, I actually enjoyed this video! You've only served to make me STAY subscribed!
0 likes2 minutes in and I already want to die. Good job everyone
6 likesJoke's on you, Lemon. Disappointment is my kink!
0 likesemplemon is doomed in his spiral
0 likeshe's gone down too far
he's ascended too high
Still waiting for part 2
1 likeYour introverted vs. extroverted spiel really spoke to me, wow.
1 likeim a subscriber yet i still watch your videos and enjoy them, regardless of what it is to begin with
7 likeswhat does that make me then? :thinking:
Remember when emplemon was actually lemon? I mean it his icon was a lemon go back like 25 years and you'll see his lemon icon!
0 likesI'm assuming Emp is done with YouTube poops now, if that intro is any indication?
0 likes"I don't feel so good..."
0 likes- TotalBiscuit circa 2018
This really is a summer bummer
2 likes49:25 it's even worse than that. I was always small for my age and bullied pretty much up through middle school, but I was a rare exception as I beat the shit out of kids that tried to bully me. But then the schools, instead of acknowledging that kids gotta defend themselves and stand up to bullies, always punished me for defending myself, in varying degrees. I got suspended a couple times, which was actually a positive experience haha. Fortunately never got assigned 'in school suspension', dear god. But yeah I share a lot of your views here, I've absolutely hated school since middle school when I began thinking for myself. Even for ordinary people school makes every attempt to break down their creativity, imagination, and self-thinking, as well as giving them some pretty shitty foundations for social interactions (i.e. cliques, in-group/out-group, conformity, etc). People are often dogged by this rather 'miseducation' until quite far into their adulthood, when they wake the hell up at long last (sometimes).
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The funny thing was, the more conflict-ridden younger phase of my school life was a lot more acceptable to me than high school. High school was such a cesspool of misinformation & praising stupidity. I got into Literature in those days, and ended up getting a better education by my own initiative than the school could ever offer.
1 likeAnd now for the next hour of my life, watch as I watch this pointless video with great interest!
0 likesIt's an amazing magic trick called GIVING EMP MONEY!
Emp is so far down the Spiral, he's gone completely numb inside.
0 likesBut what if someone likes your work from beginning of the creation of this channel to the downward spiral you're currently at so they want to stay subscribed to you?
0 likesMmm. Just like eating a wet piece of toast. Delicious
8 likes>Video is over an hour long
4 likes>"Part 1"
I liked it. It's a heart-to-heart in barebones fashion.
0 likesI'm going to watch all of this and there's NOTHINg you can do about that, emp
0 likesWow Lemon, I did not know you lived in a gator infestation of a quality content swamp like me.
0 likeswatching 18 months later. still great!
0 likesCan't wait for part 2
0 likesCan't wait for part 2
0 likesStill waiting for part 2
1 likelaunching intercontinental downward spiral missile at saint johns county florida
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+craptain crunch didn't expect to find you here
2 likescraptain crunch Just launch it at UF and the whole problem will be solved
4 likesDownward spiral reaches cosmic proportions!
0 likesG'day Captain.
0 likesnah its craptain my sosig lad
1 like“At least we’re not Duval county”
3 likesSt Johns County is beautiful. Especially Matanzas river.
1 likecraptain crunch nice one, crunch
0 likesDuval laughs at thee
1 likeI feel like this is what I have to watch at a funeral
0 likesThat Downwards Spiral really consumed him
0 likesI wonder how long part 2 will be.
0 likesOh yeah? Well, so you know it, I will watch this all the way through and I will like it!
0 likesRead the article that you read the headline of and you'd know why it was framed on race.
0 likesThe black students in question were pushed off for dancing in celebration of their graduation, but multiple white students were witnessed taking selfies, doing backflips, etc. In celebration with no resistance.
45:00 emp lemon, you have a very nice back yard. ☺️
0 likesthe life of lemon.
3 likesMaybe since the Logan Paul incident had the guy‘s face, (which makes it more personal) and the fact that it is suicide, (which is really controversial) was the reason that it got so popular, compared to an unknown person uploading unoriginal content of planes crashing that results in no emotional reaction from the 13 year old that watch that stuff.
5 likesSide note: I don’t know how this is so unwatchable, I quite enjoy hearing your opinions on mainstream media.
Where is part 2?, looking forward seeing emplemon falling into the downward spiral
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as long as the internet stays shitty emplemon will always have his downward spiral
0 likesIn the future this will be a time capsule of life in 2018.
1 likeI think the rant should be uploaded. It really gets a point across and may help
0 likesWatching a popular youtuber purposely make disappointing is like letting a bird take a shit on your head and just taking it like an everyday thing.
0 likesWow, EmpLemon uploaded a new video today, I wonder whats it about?
0 likesTurns out to be an hour long documentation of EmpLemon's Insanity
What’s the point of hiding your face if Goop Videos already revealed it?
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Where's that video
0 likesHe revealed his own face at the end of the 40 min YTP he made a couple years ago. Your attention span was probably too short to sit till the end of that video and that's why you think Goop revealed him. As to why he's not showing his face in this particular video, why does seeing his face matter whatsoever to the video?
8 likesIt actually doesn’t matter, I was just curious. Also, I don’t have a short attention span, I watched this entire video start to finish. I haven’t seen that video you mentioned.
3 likesWaxican Which video did he do a face reveal in?
0 likesThank you.
0 likestbh I don't wanna see his face, I wanna judge what he has to say not what he looks like
6 likesWatch as much of this video as you want to, but dont leave without checking out the last 5 minutes.
0 likesYou make some pretty good points for an amateur
0 likesbut on a serious note i agree with a lot of the things you say in this video
0 likesJust skip to any time in the video before the rant and just laugh
3 likesI think Morgan Shepherd's got a good chance of taking the W.
0 likesI think Morgan Shepherd's got a good chance of taking the W.
0 likesi want a video of Emplemon staring at the window and talking about world issues.
0 likesThere will Never ever be another driver like Dale Earnhardt
0 likesI listened all the way from 0:00 to 1:12:09. I will look forward to Part 2.
0 likesp.s. I watch NASCAR too and I'm not a US citizen. Education in my country i.m.o is good but I still got issues dealing with people surrounding me... because I'm an introvert I guess?
YouTube is exactly like the U.S, it's a great entity that's on an irreversible decline.
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The entire world in on the decline
3 likesActually fell asleep and woke up during the secret special part. I tricked the system.
0 likesWell, its official, emplemon is the Andy Kaufman of YouTube poops.
0 likesThis is lowkey very intertaining
0 likesSecret footage of EmpLemon's making of a YouTube video (2018, colorized)
1 likeHey, I just wanted to tell you how good your jimmy kennel video was. I thought the quality was very good and I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work.
6 likesActually your point on how democracy is extrovert-supremacy is a pretty good argument for Absolute Monarchy/ Enlightened Despotism.
0 likesAlright , let's skip the memes about being disappointed cuz it's not what people expected , I personally enjoy that ...volgish thing , random thoughts , whatever. For quite some time I've been wondering what you do and how you do stuff. So for me it was a good content ^^ , I hope you do a part 2 , or don't , it's your channel , with your rules
0 likesaccidental asmr of a man trudging through misery in his room
1 likeBeautifully crafted.
0 likes43:10 the root of emp's hatred for normies
0 likesGod I love Jethro Tull, great choice
0 likes50:30 Shouldn't kids be developing this sense of right and wrong in playtime in a controlled environment? Hmm makes you wonder why activists are pushing so hard to kill playtime in school
0 likesYou know someone actually watched this all the way through
0 likesThe Minute Memes timer bit blew my mind for some reason
0 likesYou know, I never thought of it before, but after hearing your voice over that Ned Flanders gif...
0 likesYou do strangely kinda sound like him... No offense or anything, I just thought it was weird how well it fit...
This feels like a documentary style horror movie but the only scary part is Emp's self motivation killing itself
0 likesAh,another great hour spent watching
0 likesMay i remind you, PART 1
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DiscoBallGaming This is gonna be the official backstory and EmpLemon soul search for the lore
1 likehow am i still entertained even by this?
0 likes"Best video to date. An experience you can't deny yourself." - KennyOmg
0 likesYou can put this quote on the blu-ray release. Your welcome.
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kenny...
0 likesOkay the "downward spiral" thing was fun for a while but now I'm legitimately wondering if you're ever going to make another YTP again.
5 likesEmp’s daily life inside the downward spiral episode #420: it’s out of control
0 likesEpic gamer moment noscope despacito
OH a vlog should I be disappointed or impressed by the irony
11 likesI have to pretend to be extroverted so that they don't label me as a sociopath or psychopath. American society clearly rewards extroverts more than introverts.
0 likesThis was weirdly relaxing...
0 likesThis is actually mildly interesting
0 likesWOW! This is the best video I've ever seen on your channel.
0 likesPlane Crash Compilation Part 69 (Hood Edition)
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BEST VIDEO 2018 (GONE WRONG)
0 likesGONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL!!!
3 likesEdit : sorry, I didnt see the comment above me saying gone wrong.
GONE WRONG GONE WRONG GONE WRONG GONE WRONG
0 likesDidn't think i'd watch it all. It was worth it.
0 likesI don’t know to think about this
0 likesEmp must be bored or depressed. it’s kinda funny and sad
the downward spiral continues
Emp please don't try to fight the problem, try to find a way around the it.
0 likesYou sound more congested than normal
27 likesDamn Emp you got some muscles, btw im left handed
0 likesI didn't know this wasn't just a character voice.
0 likesMoar.
Shit gets real when you point the camera towards the forest
0 likeswell, i'll get my self some popcorn and watch this.
0 likesI feel this is really just a surrealist meme about depression.
0 likesI don't see myself as introverted or extroverted
2 likesis this some kind of new experimental art house indie film?
3 likesMore sarcasm in this video than racial discrimination in the world
0 likesHere's the underlying question.
2 likesIs this the same downward spiral or is this downward spiral 2.0?
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It's downward 5.0 by my assumption because of the ascended vids
0 likesEmp came Out of nowhere
3 likesJust watched this entire video. Worth it.
0 likesthis is lemon in his true form... also what video editing software do you use?
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sony vegas pro
0 likesWatch the wild and majestic Emperor Lemon in its idol state.
0 likesSkips to the part about introverts and completely agrees
0 likesI actually enjoyed this.
0 likesThis might be overly generalizing, but it seems that humans want each other to suffer.
0 likesDystopian future seems to be the new description for youtube.
I prefer literally any content you make to ytps
0 likesyour comments about the school shooting issue has so much truth to it. we can control guns all day (and I do think some level of improved control should happen) but the main issue is a people problem. these shooters wanted to intentionally harm their classmates. gun control won't change that. but people can.
0 likesemp lemon and the A s c e n s I o n of vlogging
0 likesI watched this video all in one sitting without any other things going on.
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@The Coke Man same
1 likeStill better than twilight
14 likesThis is the best Daily blog I’ve ever seen
0 likesnote: the following two paragraphs go over all the main points while the books worth of content below goes a bit more in detail in case you have no idea what I am talking about :p
2 likes(45:49) There seemed to be a few misconceptions in the thing about psychological terms in this video to the point where I don't think Lemon knows what he is talking about.
First of all, instead of introverts, he actually means shy people. Not all introverts go through what he mentioned but all shy people do. Shyness is an irrational fear of social interactions and has a negative impact on your mental health (which in severe cases develops into social anxiety disorder). This is different from introverts who don't necessarily have anything wrong with them. In fact, extroverts can be shy too (which sounds even scarier than being a shy introvert D:). He also complains about how shy people don't need good social skills which is simply not true.
Let's talk about what Lemon thinks about social skills. The incorrect terminology made this really confusing, but assuming he meant shy, (since randomly changing from shy people to introverts makes no sense) this couldn't be further from the truth. not being shy in and of itself is a social skill along with properly communicating ideas, developing relationships, correctly responding to criticism, correctly responding to bullying and properly reacting to a wide variety of social situations. These are all skills everyone needs. The development of crucial social skills can be hindered by a lack of social communication along with a variety of disorders. Although introverts generally have less practice with social skills, they should at least get the social skills they need to get a job (even if it is an office job), and develop relationships that are important for mental health. Bad social skills can lead to stress and loneliness and please don't tell me that introverts can't feel lonely. I wonder if Lemon even knows what bad social skills even looks like. It seems like Lemon's social skills aren't all that bad if this video is any indication. Shy people often find it hard to talk without a script since it is hard to come up with stuff on the fly when you are nervous.
However, I don't doubt Lemon's past problems with shyness in school. His idea that people shouldn't be put into stressful social situations was maybe a result of his fear and pessimism toward engaging in stressful social situations (which is how all shy people feel toward stressful situations). Shyness is often a result of parents and/or other people criticizing people of their lack of social skills in a mean or unsupportive way. Avoiding stressful social situations seems to help in the sort term but only reinforces the fear and makes it worse in the long run. It is imperative that shy people confront their fears and learn proper social skills, and proper confidence and emotional support help with this. Sometimes shy people simply communicating how the people that are angry at them make them feel can help a lot. Group projects, will actually help a bit instead of make their mental health worse like Lemon suggests. Trying to educate parents with how to teach kids to be less shy however, would do wonders to fix the problem (even though being shy might have a strong connection with genetics).
Also, did EmpLemon seriously say that school councilors don't know anything about introverts (or shy people)? If they didn't, that would be very worrying indeed...
hopefully someone found this rant about a rant somewhat useful. I find the misconceptions about introverts and shy people annoying, and it is upsetting that EmpLemon doesn't know a whole lot about it either despite his experience with shyness. I wonder if Lemon is a shy extrovert since shy people are often appear to act like introverts but tend to have better social skills, want more friends, etc. . But then again, maybe his social skills are normal for an introvert and my social skills are exceptionally bad :p
As a side note, I definitely agree that school shooters tend to have social anxiety (which is basically severe shyness) and/or be bullied (I haven't heard of being introverted being connected with school shootings though). Changes in gun laws may actually reduce the frequency of school shootings a bit, but completely banning guns is unnecessary and doesn't fix the underlying problem.
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This is a motherfucking essay
0 likesAnd Emp is right here there are jobs that don't require good social skills
0 likesPretty sure this is exactly what I subscribed for
0 likesThis is the quality I subscribed for
0 likesbest set up for a youtube rant yet
1 likeThis is a beautiful video and I love you man
0 likesBut why would anyone unsubscribe after watching this godly masterpiece
0 likesCalm Emplemon sounds a lot like toned down Pan Pizza. They must be from the same region of the States.
0 likes“Hey youtube, not everything can be measure with numbers”
1 likeYouTube: but the numbers say...
Hi guys! I'm a time traveler from the past! I've come here from midnight on July 12th, 2008. One of my first curiosities I wished to satisfy was to find out how my favorite type of youtube video, Youtube Poops, evolved over the years. I must say, I am quite enjoying this new style of youtube poop. I mean, don't get me wrong, "it's a stone, luigi!" is one of history's greatest recorded phrases! But, this new, elongated, somewhat meta version of youtube poop is quite intriguing! Unfortunately, I'm not sure what else there could be to see. Does anyone have any recommendations? Let me know! Thanks.
0 likesSincerely,
A guy
PS: When did Obama make himself look like a human sized oompa loompa?
OMG Emplemon Thank you so much for this vid on my birthday! 1hour vid? That's amazing!
0 likesTHANK YOU FOR YOUR GOOD MUSICAL TASTES
0 likesi love you!! i hope your good man. i also like your voice
0 likesI just looked up the plane crash video Emplemon mentioned here and in his “YouTube Culture War” video. And it’s STILL THERE.
1 likeDo more of thease 😚
0 likesKeep going strong emp, your doin great
0 likesScrew susan w
Doctor: you have an hour and twelve minutes to live
88 likesMe:
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Aiden Mac
4 likesBut what about the nine seconds after that?
RIP you'll miss 9 seconds. You will die disappointed.
10 likesguys, he can just put the video into a higher playback speed and enjoy the full video.
1 likeHow the heck is doctor so accurate in their actuarial predictions?
1 likethe height of the script you wrote for you're new video is enough go into space.
0 likesAs an introvert in school I can say that group work is the biggest fuck you to introverted people ever
0 likesAsking for a Pt 2 is like asking for yellow Simpsons
0 likesI'm a simple man. I hear Jethro Tull, I like
0 likesI like how you talked about Mumkey in a positive light, because Digibro doesn't like Mumkey and Digibro watches your channel.
0 likesHard question, I think bustch is going to win
0 likesWatched the whole thing. Really disappointed u didn't upload the subscription rant as separate video
1 like"What am I watching?"
0 likesI clicked on this for the rhyme. Now I'm playing Battletech on my other computer.
A day in the life of EmperorLemon.
0 likesGlad he ranted about the death compilations and youtube.
0 likesEverything else is kind of sad though.
I’m probably one of the only people who watched this video entirely. I actually did enjoy this.
0 likesYour 100% right about introverted people and shootings
0 likesWhy is the EmpLemon not green?
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ITS A TRAP!
1 likeno he's red
1 likeThis is quality content.
0 likesI secretly enjoy being dissappointed
1 likeI unironically enjoy this.
0 likesHOLY MOLY YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT! And you don't like superhero movies, but eh, your opinion man.(just don't be an elitist and hate anyone who does).
1 likeBut all that aside, I can't thank you enough that at this time you have stated my worries and fears with the school shooting topic. I myself am socially awkward, and I can't stress how worried I am with college. I'm on exam leave and already feeling alone and worried. I'm worried about losing people who I trust, who I know, my friends aren't in my town, the people who cared for me at school I fear won't be there anymore to help me. I wish I could still be in contact with people I know, rather than be lonely and do the same old same old, finding friends. Not that I want that, just I want people I know to stay in contact along with making new friends. But sadly it isn't like that. (Hope I'm not being a snowflake with what I've said.)
Honestly I can't thank you enough for pointing it out. Something needs to change, something has to be done to help people like me and you have a happy time.
I NEED to finish this video
5 likesEmplemon lives in a cabin in the woods and hasn’t been in the real world since he found ytp
0 likesYes yes yes. An hour of emplemon
0 likesDamn Emp, your place is really neat
1 likeAnd I secretly like to disappoint you by staying subscribed
0 likesUnrelated, but you should totally make a shirt with "All You Ever Do is Complain" on it. Nevertheless, what I've watched of the video so far is great.
0 likesthe longer you watch the sadder you get :(
0 likesWhen you seem bored of the Summer
0 likesquality content. 👌
0 likesPART 1??? You mean you'll do more of this? ಠ_ಠ
0 likesCan we get part 2 please thank you?
0 likesWatched it all in one sitting.
0 likesIf anything could give me depression, it would be this.
0 likesThe Day of a Life of EmpLemon.
0 likesDownward S P I R A L demonstrated irl. We love you.
0 likesWhen does part 2 come out??
0 likesSecret Rant Video at 1:04:59
4 likesim going to unironically watch this entire youtube poop.
0 likeslol I'm just getting to this now bc this has been sitting in my watch later playlist for months lmaooooo
0 likesShit dude, I remember NASCAR. When I lived in Florida I remember getting little cars in my cheerios.
0 likesEmp, bro, ma boi, homeslice, there's gotta be an easier way to insert a timer into Vegas
0 likesThis is kinda like a podcast
0 likesWas pretty cool too
I feel like he is trippin ;)
0 likesWatched it last night in the background while doing some other things, gud shit
0 likes42:27 is this how the world looks to people who need glasses to operate normal but don't have them?
0 likesYou and Rebel Taxi would get along great
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It will be a downward spiral from here
1 likeMy favorite anime.
38 likesI'm still deciding whether I should watch this or not.
0 likesunironically enjoyed this video
1 likeThing is too is that most school shooters had little or no father involment, and that's not necessarily the fathers' fault. One cause of fatherlessness less commonly known is because of the state (welfare specifically.) Some of it is also dead-beats, some is wrongful conviction, and in some instances the mother just kicks the dad out, (most likely because of welfare checks & not needing income from the father.)
1 likeThough what you said isn't wrong either. But adding both our arguments is that dad isn't there to instill good morals into kids. Something I heard was that mothers make most rules, but enforce them the least. Where fathers make the least rules, but enforce them the most. This balance is needed to raise good kids. I could go on, but this is already a wall.
I'm glad I voted absolutely on that Twitter pole
6 likesim getting a strong young sam hyde vibe form this
0 likesGreat background noise for building model kits to. Thanks and make sure to like, subscribe, favorite, friend, upvote, follow, love react, snap, donate, support, click the bell, flick the bean, kick the bucket, skin the cat, kiss the dog, kick the wife, and share with your friends
0 likesglad I watched till the end nice bonus
0 likesLove the Jethro Tull intro
0 likesloving the cover art for TLOP
0 likesOne hour of downward spiral? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
0 likesMan this is such an
4 likesmediocreepic vlog can we hit an orphanReplies (2)
My friends at school would actually find the last part funny since they call other students "orphans" and use "orphan" as an insult.
1 likeramblecampbell It's an iteration of "can we hit 50 likes"
0 likesI WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO DADDY LEMON WHERE'S PART 2
0 likes28:13 "i go to UF." holy shit i live in florida im freaking my shit
0 likesi see some foreshadowing to his nascar videos in this one.
0 likesanother genius attempt to exploit the watchtime system.
0 likesNice quality content
0 likes51:00 I feel like I hear about that sort of stuff a lot, but here in Australia it almost never happens. There is little heirarchy, as the “cool kids” are fine with everyone else. I also don’t like the idea of the American middle school, as it sounds like its a school purely made for twelvies that can’t look up to or learn from older students like here in Australia. Middle school is just the two lowest grades in high school, and in almost all these high schools there are small programs where year 10s and 11s help out year 7s and 8s. Also on the topic of introverts, that sort of “group work” stuff is only really present in primary schools and early high school, as by about year 9 the schools like “oh yea everyone knows each other now.”
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I also think that movies and shit probably solidified the "sorta hierarchy" that once existed in schools into a kind of fortified thought "hardened hierarchy" as it possibly made kids think - well if movies show this, it's probably how it happens so let's be a cog on the clockwork. From my experience forced, faux-hierarchies always end up having more bad consequences than good.
1 likeNascar needs more super speedways like daga and Daytona, my home track is kentucky and its ok/bad but I've been down to Daytona and its really hard to see a bad race there and the same goes for daga
0 likesThroughout the vid i exited fullscreen 5 times to like the vid and realize i already did
0 likesPlease make part 2
0 likeslittle did you know, i dont watch your YTP, only your rant
0 likesI feel the depression
0 likesThe plane crash video is at 30 million views now
1 likeDoctor: You only have 1 hour 12 minutes and 9 seconds to live!
1 likeMe: Watches this
Saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Clearly you haven’t seen my life
23 likesDepression
3 likesI wanted to say that.
1 likeEven more sad than your profile pic?
6 likesNfkrz self destructive laugh here
0 likesdid you even watch the full video?
0 likesI agree with you so much on the point of popular kids being the ones to blame on school shootings. The popular kids where treated like kings and queens there was one kid who was part of the clown clan problem then got suspended, but because he was so popular he came back and was still so popular with teachers and adults that he made the bascitball team, he was the lead role in the play, and at the end of the year he was voted in the top ten role models. he never seed sorry, please, thanks, or any thing good harted and was considered a role model. Meanwhile me a guy who said please sorry thanks and was never in trouble, was not in the top 10 role models not in the year book not talking about in graduation. But he was because he was an extrovert, and I was not because I am an introvert
0 likesSeeing emps hand was weird. It wasn't red.
1 like42:26 I thought we were about to get a face reveal lol
0 likes(Spoiler alert for video) I knew there would be something at the end.
0 likesI'm starting to feel this is another purge video... To get rid of your empty subs...
0 likesEdit: Press "9" to get to the point.
i watched the entire thing through :^)
0 likesHang on. Emp watches sports?
0 likesEmpLemon's Youtube channel is the dark souls of Youtube channels.
0 likesWHY ARE THE WINDMILL SPARKLES GREEN!!
3 likesAll compilations mustn't be monetized! They put almost 0 effort into making these.
0 likesYou’re my hero
0 likesthat airplane crash thing really pissed me off
0 likeshow can youtube be so incompetent
Emplemon, are you feeling so good?
0 likesI would watch this monthly
0 likesIs this real or am I just dreaming?
0 likesTL;DW: Don't tell YouTube, but this is actually Emp's new YouTube rant video disguised as a vlog. 1:04:59
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complain
1 likeCOMPLAIN
COMPLAIN
so how was that first hour?
0 likesI didn’t hate this. I found it enjoyable.
0 likesw h a t t h e f u c k
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"For a great low rate you can get on line. Go to the General and save some time!"
2 likesYou are truly irreplaceable.
0 likesI feel my Floridality slipping away from my skin... my tan skin weakens... I am not doing Krazy Florida shitteroni....
0 likesHE HIDDEN A FUCKING RANT. DADDY EMP DID IT AGAIN!
0 likes1:05:00
The content I subscribed for.
0 likesbro is there anything we can do to help? idk what part of the country you live in but there are probably lots of people who would be down to go out and do something in the outside world with you; you know, for fun and whatnot. we could all go to a zoo or a bar or a craft show and talk about memes and shit. wait, this sounds worse than just sitting alone in an apartment. nevermind.
0 likesI see my boi pyrocynical is also a victim of craptube's shenanigans
5 likesReplies (1)
He's a minion of it
0 likesThis is like one of those Spooky ARG Youtube Channel videos.
0 likesthis is actually interesting
0 likes11/10 amazing house reveal
0 likesSkip to 1:05:00 for EmpLemon's recent complaint about YouTube testing a subscription feed where videos are sorted in a "personalized" order on select users.
0 likesI’m glad this is only part one
1 likeThis reminds me of oldschool YouTube videos
0 likesEmpLemon.... whomever you are. I do not know you in real life at all, but if I did, I'd want to give you a hug and tell you "I'm sorry."
0 likesWow that forrest is really beautiful tbh at 25:43
0 likes14:48 still going strong
0 likesI enjoy this content, yes.
0 likesRACE REVEAL
11 likesThe downward spiral has reached it's end
0 likesIm gonna use this video to go to bed tonight.
0 likesThis is borderline experimental.
0 likesWill Emperor Lemon be the Nerevarine to the YouTube-Dagoth Ur? Tune in next time to find out.
0 likesIs that "Thick as a Brick" I hear?
0 likesAlso, will you marry me?
You think anyone at UF recognizes emp?
0 likesBest content.
2 likesI hope for part teo
0 likesI actually really liked this video
0 likesJoey Youtube sounds like an equivalent to Johnny Football
0 likes55:58 it's eight hours where I live. I recall it being a living hell.
0 likes30:00 emplemon gets fuckin pissed
0 likesyou should make a dedicated video about that shit
This better be part one of thirty two
0 likesOn this Friday night had to choose between this and an actually good movie and i chose this
0 likesA N I M E E E E E
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Marvel Geak Anemiminie*
0 likesyou are my favourite vlogger
8 likesEmplemon sold his soul to montizon for ad revenue...
0 likes1:05:20 is where the vid starts
0 likesHey guys.....video starts at 1:05:00
0 likesEmplemon what's your laptop's specs I'd just like to know
0 likesWow emp you made a 1 hour and 12min volg
2 likes"How does a plane crash compilation slip under the radar!?"
0 likeslow key best pun I've heard in months.
https://youtu.be/Lu0KdDLqj3Q?t=30m57s
I enjoyed it.
0 likesI noticed Drake about to enter a downward spiral, and it instantly reminded me I was subscribed here.
0 likes“It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday”
9 likesEmperor Lemon Tries Drugs (Part 1)
0 likesWhen you liked the video but you gotta dislike it to get to 69 dislikes
0 likes“I live in Florida.”
0 likesWell, no wonder the school in your area is shit.
EmpLemon: Daddy O'None Meme Vlogs
0 likesI can't fucking wait for the new YouTube Geographic
0 likesIt’s 1:39 in the morning and eating hot Cheetos while watching emplemon
0 likesemplemon, if i only watch your channel for your complaints and i dont like your ytps (meme trash imo), is that ok? please continue not making ytps
0 likesHey, it's that podcast I asked for. :D
1 likeIs this a video?
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Gear Doctor Na this is America
21 likesDon't catch you slippin' up
5 likesNo, it's a chronicle
2 likesInternet Soldier I see.
0 likesNo this is Patrick
3 likesNO THIS IS A DEAD MEME
0 likes🦂
0 likesIs this a comment
1 likeJust another loop in the downward spiral.
0 likesThis is a video, my dude
1 likeI want EmpLemon to be my counselor
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Tony AMO
0 likesSame.
He's an inspiration of me.
I watched the whole thing.
1 likeYou doin' alright Emp?
0 likesTHE BAGS i want more bags tell me about the bags at tacobell
0 likesThe absolute mad man
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B I G
0 likesOh no summers out... see you next summer for part 2. Or just a little later this month, whenever.....
1 likeI’m a lefty too and you’re not alone.
0 likesHoly shit I had no idea you listened to Jethro Tull. Fucking legendary music choice dude.
0 likesI was never notified of this.
0 likesThe downward spiral has consumed my subscription box.
Honestly, I don't care if you don't make YouTube Poops anymore
0 likesSlow Claps Perfection.
0 likes5:20 , a screen where a video is playing through a bet hole dawn-right side
0 likes1:04:58 timestamp for yt geographic. Watched the whole vid exept the yt geographic (that i'll watch later) i love ur content.
0 likesFather lemon
34 likesThis was great
0 likesYouTube fucked with the subscription page. I'm looking forward to your next rant
0 likesI actually want your backyard tho
0 likesYou're the only Youtuber I know who would put out shit like this for no discernible reason.
0 likesReplies (1)
There are probably others, but you're the only one I know about.
0 likesI live like 40 miles away from this guy
1 likeI managed to make it through this... Somehow
0 likesI am proud that you spoke up about that Plane Crash compilation video.
0 likesmake more EPIC vlogs!!1!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 likesjk emp you do you
THERES A PART 2!!!!
4 likesReplies (1)
Stay tuned for it.
0 likesThis is too depressing to watch
0 likesthis is the saddest thing i have ever seen
0 likesQuality Content
0 likesI used this video as a sleep aid.
0 likesBIG-TIME FOO'BALL AESTHETIC
0 likesThis is a downward spiral if I’ve ever seen one.
0 likesIt's not that unreasonable to think about eliminating all those sociable narcissistic whores/courtesans with the push of a button.
0 likesNice vlogging
0 likesYou should become a vlogger
Has the downward spiral gone too far ?
0 likesDownward spiral reaches cosmic levels
0 likesi wanted this video to be made.
0 likes14:43 THAT ME
0 likes"any content you watch after this point is your own fault"
1 likewow, look em, i know you dont care for compliments and stuff, but believe it or not people actually like your content, have a little faith in yourself man xD jeez
Reddit changes how karma works all the time (to silence right wing political views)
0 likesWhen's part 2?
0 likesI am looking in the comments and they all have the same opinion, MIXED but you do bring good points, ect ect, i did not watch all of it cuz i don't have the time i got to 1.00;30
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un.X.pected watch all of it
0 likesXD
0 likesmy summer was an absolute chaos
0 likes>1 hour long
0 likes>part 1
your backyard is beautiful
1 likeTorture device used on an Amercian soilder in a Japanese POW camp
0 likes1942 colorized
Daddy uploaded.
7 likesI await Summer Bummer 2022
1 likeI recommend Carmex from the squeezy tube! Your fingers don't get dirty like with the small cylinder.
0 likes55:38 VERY true.
0 likesI, too, am an edgy political NEET.
0 likesit's 2:45am and i'm up watching this
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I only got 3 hours of sleep meaning me being unconscious in my bed last night
1 like3:03 shout out to CeeLo. his work is grammy
0 likesWe must revolt against the right(handed)
0 likesGood luck with that meeting
0 likesmontage parody channel starts making commentary content: fucking stupid
0 likesytp channel starts making commentary content: fucking genius
Hecking extroverted normies think they’re so cool.
0 likesthis is very nice. :)
0 likesemp needs help
0 likesMost underrated video of yours. 🚫🧢
0 likeswtf why do you have the same laptop as I do
3 likes(great choice btw)
YouTube ironically claims there robots are machine learning.
0 likesNever have I smashed the unsubscribe button this hard
0 likesAND A NEW DEATH GRIPS??! IM GONNA SPURT~~~
0 likesDamn, not even a hand reveal smh
0 likesAlso nice backyard dude
Feels good man
3 likesAh man the begining music is such a kickass song
1 likeEmp holding nascar above water
1 likeAlas, this too is art.
0 likesWell that was a ride
1 likeupward spiral
4 likesSay "fri*k" in your video, instant demonetization.
1 likeCompile clips of hundreds of people dying in plane crashes, get 7 ads for a 19 min runtime.
I too go to 4chan for the most excellent reaction images
0 likesD O W N W A R D S P I R A L I N T E N S I F I E S
0 likesI finally finished it
0 likesEnjoy the view.
4 likesis this part of the downward spiral?
1 likeJokes on you I subbed for the rants
0 likesGood video EmpLemon.
0 likesI really hate how vine stars have invaded YouTube and spam it with Vlogs.
0 likesYou have been to the Daytona Beach Turkey Run and didn't tell me ;(
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funny seeing you here
4 likesDef Anim yeet
5 likes51:00 some Elliot Rodger shit
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Dave Boyd Elliot Rodger was a guy who "took it out on the world" he thought it was justified in a way to kill those women cause they didn't give him pleasures. In the way emp says it he says it as a way that the school system thinks everybody should have the same list of jobs when there is actually a whole world of jobs that there is besides the average lawyer or average community worker like doctors and in a way we need to have more creative thinking in schools than just the same concrete stuff and society should should recognize the different passions between kids that want to be different.
2 likesI got a solo fortnite win while listening to this thanks emplemon
0 likesAre you okay lemon?
1 likeWas that opening bit backed by a Moody Blues song
0 likesi love epicvlogger52!!11!11111!!!!
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*mlpbronyanimefan3000
1 likemy favorite slash of life anime.
0 likesWhen I saw you play fucking BLOONS I almost fell over.
0 likesYour school rant was the realest thing :////
0 likesthis is actual content
0 likesREEE WERE IS MUH MARIO AND LUGI YOUTUBE POOP REE
5 likesMAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE EMP LEMON 3AM CHALLENGES (SUMMONED SATAN)(IN THE HOOD)(GONE SEXUAL)
0 likesyo your philosophy sound oddly similar to how rick and morty questions life hahahaha big fan yo
0 likesAre those medicine bottles on your desk
0 likesI liked your hand.
3 likesENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAVE HAAAAAAAAAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE CRASHE COMPILATIONS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN SIGHT
0 likesJethro Tull: Thick As a Brick
0 likesthe depression is tangible
0 likesWhen is part 2?
0 likesAre you okay? You seem depressed...
4 likesReplies (2)
CnugTV sounds like it I hope he's ok and I hope YouTube gets better
1 likeSame thing atomic,same fucking thing
0 likesDownward spiral at it's finest.
0 likesHas the downward spiral gone too far?
0 likesTHANK YOU FINALLY A NASCAR FAN
0 likesI sat through the entire video
0 likesW o W
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O w O
1 likeUwO
0 likesI love ur long vids
0 likes22:00 i was at that graduation
0 likesMe in life with cameras
0 likesThis is why YouTube's demonetization system is bad. Making a video supporting trump is punished, but if you make a compilation of FUCKING PLANE CRASHES, you'll get SEVEN ad placements! I'm definitely sticking to VidLii.
0 likeshot
5 likesthe life of lemon
0 likespart 2 when?
0 likesI only kept watching because I've been watching Mumkey for a long time.
0 likesEpicVloger60 is gonna be some hefty competition for you
0 likes#fireSusanW
4 likesDude part 2 when
2 likesThis is your best video yet
0 likesEmp is so cool
0 likesStill a better love story than twilight
0 likesWow this is really bad
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Wrong it's quality content
6 likesWrong
2 likesIt is yes out of 10 Knutent on utoube
Its not bad
0 likesAGREED. AWEFUL
1 likeLike, I understand a joke “it’s quality content” but this is way past a joke.
2 likesYou know, the whole downward spiral joke was actually funny, but you kind of brought it to an unfunny state. Now it’s just these pathetic excuses for humor. I don’t want to be one of those people to say “Make another YTP!”, because I actually liked the joke for a while, but this state of EmpLemon is actually making me wish that more YTPs are coming.
0 likesTHICC as a Brick
0 likesIs it bad if I find this really cute? Lol help
0 likesemp
0 likesseriously jokes aside rn
are you depressed or something like that?
Yeahhh i should unsuscribe
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Geometry Dash Nacho
0 likesNice >:]
0 likesAyy what are you doing outside of the Geometry Dash community?
0 likesLike, i can't be outside?
1 likeIm just kidding, of course you can. I never expected you to be here, though.
0 likesUn S u S cribe
0 likesBye
0 likesHoly shit are you underrated nice vid (you still read the comments?)
0 likesI love Jethro Tull
1 likeI didn't like the start up of the video much but appreciate your word about introverts vs extroverts. I don't mind hearing more about your thoughts on things but the behide the sence stuff i didn't care for
0 likesAmazing Content
0 likesOof
4 likesLemon Boy! ¿snoʌɹǝu os ʎɥʍ
1 likeYou fill my bottomless void.
0 likesIs this a sequel to Filthy Frank's "Clinical depression in human form"?
0 likessees video length
0 likesimmediately add to watch later and pause at 0:00 on my computer to watch when I wake up in the morning
Unscripted. Uncensored. Unwatchable.
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Pooperscoo 101 it's perfect
0 likesPooperscoo 101 he stole ur comment 😅
0 likesThat is one nice back-yard.
0 likesok but where's part 2 tho?
0 likesOk. You might be taking this joke a little far
0 likesAfter refreshing once I got a 25 minute ad. Hope it will get you those 20$ back
0 likesYou just upset about the bolts game, mr. sports guy? :(((
1 likeYou should seriously consider getting into anime and manga. It would help you out a ton.
0 likesThe ultimate despair
0 likesHand reveal at 5:23
0 likesdownward spiral
0 likesplease just make a relief ytp
26:00 We live in a society
0 likespart 2 on labor day?
0 likesYou should really make a discord.
0 likesEmpLemon confirmed swole as fuck?
0 likesBoi... NBA Playoffs can make great and epic vlogs?!?
0 likesJK
Make a ytp already.
0 likesENN (Emp News Network)
0 likesGiving you the latest from the downward spi... I mean the important matters in your life
watch it at the end of it. it's a subliminal message for the next Avengers : infinity war.
0 likesWhat is the definition of depression?
0 likesreally dont mind if i sit this one out
0 likesThis is better then any YTP’s Emp could have made.
0 likesThe only thing is sure about FACE REVEAL is EMPLEMON IS HOW TO BASIC!!!
0 likesPure insanity
0 likesThis is sad. Can we reform the Ottoman Empire?
0 likeswhy did i enjoy this
0 likesI just realized this is only Part 1
0 likesI kinda like these videos
1 like1:05:00
0 likesYou're welcome
i'm very fond of you
0 likesnice content
0 likesI think I love you (no homo).
0 likesThis video seems to be; I've stopped caring and there's no point: the video
0 likesthis gave me depression
0 likesdear god set up an autohotkey script to make that timer
0 likesI think you should make a full video on the whole real reason behind school shooting topic.
0 likesIs it me or does emp lemon sound a bit like mister metokur
0 likesthats a downward spiral if i ever seen one
0 likesI watched the whole thing. help me
0 likesEmplemon stayng woke
1 likeToday’s YouTubers have more money than common sense.
0 likes42:49 body reveal
0 likesI’m worried for your mental health.
1 likegood content
0 likesi'm just gonna leave this on mute for your watch time, and rev.
0 likestalking about youtube plane crashes then buys a book about a murderer in a humorous context.
1 likeDamn you weren’t kidding
0 likesThis is the most downward spiral-iest downward spiral you've adventured yet.
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A ghost Pokémon! Get it!
0 likes"Part 1"
0 likeswew lad
Summer bummer no funner.
1 likeA day in the life of jesus
1 like7:00 NASCAR IS THE BEST SPORT IN THE HISTORY OF COMPETITION EVENTS
0 likesDid you just call me vicious?
0 likesBetter get the popcorn
0 likesI cant wait for you to graduate
2 likesBloons is an awesome flash game
0 likesMaking of a Memeuderer
0 likes44:14 - 44:25 Oh... Is that the Leafy Video? Yeah that vid introduced me to your channel. It is one of your best.
1 likeSomehow it sounds like Salad fingers you are talking.
0 likes10:20 😂
0 likesPart one?!?
0 likesim probably the only one who watched the entire thing
0 likesThis is a cry for help. I’ll decide it
0 likesYoutube is not censoring you! I found your vids on the home page!
0 likes...After scrolling down into the fiery depths of hell that contain jacksepticeye, and the only videos that showed up on the homepage were YTPs...
P A R T
0 likesO N E
42:55 chin reveal
1 likeGood look into your video making process...
0 likesand depressing life.
This is the Citizen Kane of shitposting
0 likesThe part with you explaining how the media files a cycle of hate, another youtuber did something similar but with mass shooting. Its done by Alternate History Hub, I would suggest watching it, its pretty good.
0 likesHere: https://youtu.be/K3VQULyT390
Huh... I bet no one has finished the video yet.
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I watched the whole thing.
0 likesOur savior has returned!
0 likes
0 likesThe Life of PabloThe Life of Downward SpiralAll you ever do is complain.
0 likesPART 1??!?!??!
0 likesThat's game 2 of the second round...
0 likesEmp lemon is a brown sugar boi!!!!!.
0 likes9:59 my lungs
0 likesi love
0 likesu
lemon
All this irl footage and no face reveal smh.
0 likesHow bout a ytp comeback
0 likesTHICC AS A BRICC
0 likesyou say your a sports kind of guy, what sports do you like to play or alternatively what sports did you play?
0 likesTHICK AS A BRICK!
0 likesI like these.
0 likesThis looks like an Eliot Rodger video
1 likeYou should read some political philosophy, like Moldbug. You'd probably like it.
0 likesGood video Aaron
0 likesI would love to watch nascar but in germany there is none :/
0 likes32:00
1 likehow?
because 1: youtube profits from the ads too, 2: because there isn't someone to "blame" (aka logan paul), 3: because nobody complained
could have made a bad pun but didn't because this is serious
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Make the pun
0 likesThe one thing that still baffles me about the Suicide Forest Controversy is that Logan Paul had the video monetized, but HE was the one that demonetized it himself and took it down, NOT YOUTUBE. YouTube just stood by and watched the fireworks, not daring to touch their posterboy.
0 likesMan YouTube is an internet dystopia.
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E
0 likesI thought the tweet was a joke
0 likesYou should do another qna
0 likesyou have a nice backyard.
0 likesdoes emp watch formular 1?
0 likesOh Boi a Youtuber recording CONTENT 👌😫
0 likesNice computer reveal
0 likesPerspective
0 likesi really like it
Part 2?
0 likesI'm concerned about you. Are you alright?
0 likesI want your backyard
0 likesAll you ever do is complain
0 likesThis is a funny adventure.
0 likesEdit: noooooo not my subsies ...
Is this what Hell looks like?
0 likesI didn't know you lived in Florida too. We should chill. Great minds think alike ;)
0 likesThis is pretty #ReLAtable
0 likesCanyoumakesomemerchadiseEmplemonIwantashirtwithyourfaceonitThank you.
0 likesC r a w l i n g I n M y S k i n
0 likesIs that a life of a Pablo title screen?
0 likesEmplemon hand reveal
0 likesYou have a nice backyard
0 likesAbout the school rant, as a foreigner, who still hasn’t finished his education and lives in a country where bullying and especially school shootings are virtually nonexistent, I don’t really believe it’s an American thing, that introverted people are kind of ignored. I‘d say people here do care more about introverts, but only because we don’t really have racial problems. It really feels like people don’t quite understand how introverted people work. Just because you shove a bunch of people to work together from 4 to 7 years doesn’t mean that socially awkward kids will instantly become outgoing. I think our system is better on this front than the American one, but as I said, being less social than most is not something that can be cured as if it is some kind of disease, which is how I feel most people, not just in our respective countries, but in general, view being introverted.
0 likesPart 2?
0 likesI just watched 13 reasons why and I know where this is going
0 likespart 2?
0 likesDo you do depresso?
2 likesyoutube has become the ifunny of video hosting sites
0 likescool in depth look also go Celtics
0 likesdrugs confirmed
0 likesYou got a nice property. You live on a farm?
0 likesEmp if u need a friend I can help....
0 likesnice proxy for your complaining
1 likeI think this is a cry for help.
0 likesopening song is jethro tull's THICC AS A BRICC
0 likesI wonder if emp notices me?
1 likeGet off the stage, Empy.
0 likesunboxing at 42:00
2 likesI have that exact same mouse.
0 likesI knew i subscribed for a reason
0 likesusing sony vegas
0 likesalso not knowing how to make a countdown
That's a nice house....
0 likesOpening music
0 likesJethro Tull - Thick as a brick
It's 9 o clock on a saturday!
0 likeswhat camera do you have?
0 likesI saw that urinating tree
0 likeswe live in a society
0 likesHey dude, you don't have HD from your cable provider?
0 likesUnedited Footage of A Downward Spiral
0 likesThis only reaffirmed my stance that YouTube is North Korea 2.0.
0 likesThat plane crash compilation now has 14 million views
0 likesEmp lemons downward spiral LIVE
0 likesthis is depressing to watch.
0 likesNice meme
0 likes13:52 hey emp i use the same program
0 likesWhy do you seem so sad in this video?
0 likesepic, vlog
0 likes4:33
0 likesi disliked the video for you
your welcome
Where is part 2?
1 likewelcome to the machine
0 likesReal Downward Spiral Hours (TM)
0 likesI'll be leaving the platform for good soon
0 likesThe Basement Tapes LEAKED 2018
0 likesyou are one mAssive lad
0 likes"Oh noo rapper died , im sorry"
0 likesBeijing - 1:21 AM
0 likesEmplemon is fried rice confirmed
I can't believe I'm not the only one that watches NASCAR
0 likes#EmpLemonForPresident
0 likesBut why isn't the Emp green?
0 likesPlane crash compilation. The intro is 9/11 followed by the ali-a intro
0 likesyo my boy emp is NOIDED ????
0 likesOH THE HYPOCRISY OF YOUTUBE!!!
0 likesNobody has watched this entire video yet.
0 likesBack in March YouTube autosubbed me to a bunch of channels including FuturisticHub, some Minecraft fetish animation channel and TrendCrave.
0 likesMake whatever the hell u want. I dont give a shit. Ill still watch it.
0 likesskips to a random part of the video I'm not sympathizing with school shooters..
0 likesWe leave in a sauceiety
0 likesI thought this was a live stream
0 likesI'm pretty sure the first video of your's l watched was the one with your shitty Senior year (can't wait for next year to see it myself) and I actually really like your political videos and rants about YT and stuff. It makes me realize I should start getting ready for life. Your other content is really enjoyable too. Ik I'm a fairly new sub but idk were the self-deprication is coming from. I'm probably just being deaf to sarcasm but I wanted to write a wholesome comment.
1 likeJokes on you, I needed background noise while spring cleaning
0 likesDiagonal spiral
2 likesAbout the Plane crash thing. You can watch Budd Dwyer's suicide on youtube. I don't think its monetized , but it shouldn't be on here
0 likesThis man needs to be president.
0 likesYou can't be serious
0 likesIs that AN A D I SEE
0 likesDon't forget to watch the scrapped rant video at 1:04:57.
0 likesThe 'Tube is fucking with the subscriptions feed even more than before.
Is that a life of pablo cover parody
0 likes...and this is only part one.
0 likesHey NASCAR has a pretty decent online audience, you just have to look for it. There's also the Sim Racing community for games like iRacing and NR2003.
0 likesIs this just to get watch time to feed your two families?
0 likesReplies (1)
make that 6 families.
0 likesyey go gators🐊
0 likesFucking living in Area 51
0 likesIs this a call for help?
0 likesCan't NBA take this down because of copy claims?
0 likesIs this the new episode of Unkle Adam's ALAM?
0 likesWhat are you studying at Florida University Mr Lemon?
1 likeReplies (1)
Aphrodite's Ragged Strap-on memeology
3 likesИмператорский Лайм. Да ты кошерно так живешь.
0 likesЕврей эдакий.
jacksfilms is PG teen
0 likes"a bunch of goobers*
0 likesNice Glasses
0 likesYou sound so stoned
0 likesReally don't mind if you sit this one out.
0 likesEmp lemon did u ascend?
0 likesIll stay subscribed
0 likesi just skipped to 13:43 and i left the video
0 likesthe life of pedro
0 likesnice backyard
0 likesEmp is secretly FUNKe
0 likesWavy thumbnail
0 likesThe Resistance with EmperorLemon
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Jeff Snyder we need to do that we should do a protest march to YouTube
0 likesatomic doomsday58 or have emp make another series that's like the resistance with keith olberman
0 likesIs this a one hour long shitpost
0 likesIt's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
0 likesHour memes
0 likesAll you ever do is create sub par content
0 likesI do not give an absolute flying fuck about nascar but i will drive my classic cars around in the desert for hours.
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Also rip lil somebody
0 likesDoWnWaRd SpIrAl
0 likesI am also left handed.
0 likesMan you have a nice place
0 likesKeep tryin' bud, I ain't unsubscribin'
0 likesI like the views from your window
0 likesWe live in a simulation.
0 likesSo where do you stand politically? I'm pretty sure, but I wanna confirm.
0 likesI came for funny's but got caner. ;P
0 likesYouTube has been forcing me to subscribe to random channels that are quite huge in sub count ex. Logan Paul the thing is that I never hit the sub button YouTube did
1 likeWtf you’re rendering on your bed
0 likes42:25 Hey Aaron Were is Your Face At!!!
0 likesWhat the freaking hecking Frick is this crap!
0 likesLMAO! Do moar plz!!!
tfw people still havent let go of the infinity war meme =(
0 likesman this is anti-content
0 likesI clicked on this video thinking it was internet historian's
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They are related in the growing sub genre of meme reviewers.
1 likeI love em both
0 likesMontizon is not pleased.
0 likesI actually like nascar lol
0 likesWhy did you stop making YTPs?
0 likesWtf is wring with me, I like this
0 likeslooks like a damn vr game
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p
0 likesoh hey
0 likesI'm honestly more disappointed in your choice of mouse.
0 likesI made it 11:45 in.
0 likesCan you do a youtube geographic on Justin Y?
0 likesJoey YouTube coming from the future
0 likesNot notified again
1 likeBut about the school part of the video. I've been going through a really bad time. My friends hate me because I try to hard to try to make people laugh even at my own expense. Even my sister makes fun of me and my mom just says that I need to change even though she won't try to help me. I really just wish that somebody would help me but I have become mean and rude to all around me emp but, dude what do you think I should do man.
P.S hope you keep making some awesome videos your my bro
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giantbear t45 I've been through a rough time too my school is shitty no friends and my dream of making good content on YouTube something I looked forward to for a really long time is impossible :(
0 likesthanks man it actually feels good to hear somebody ensuring
0 likesyou on something you are going through
If you have no idea what to do, I suppose the best things to do are tell you friends and family how you feel when they say all of the mean comments, maybe talk to a friend about your emotional problems, and if it is severe enough consider therapy. It is important to recognize whether your anger towards someone is rational or fueled by your own emotional problems. Anyone who says that change is quick and easy is lying, but it is very doable if you make steps toward change.
1 like72 minutes
0 likesonly part 1
When you doing a face reveal
0 likesWhat if you watch anime and sports?
0 likesLord Lime
0 likesDeepest fucking lore.
0 likesNEWS FLASH emp lemon doesn’t have depression he is just defending people introverts that can’t really communicate with the world but you extroverts all think “oh emp lemon has depression because he defends introverts and is an introvert himself” I know I was an introvert kindergarten to 2nd grade I am now an extrovert. And I know everybody treats introverts like they are non existant and people you don’t want to be. Or maybe he just wanted the downward spiral to continue in the comments because he LITERALLY SAID IN THE DISCRIPRITION THAT HE WANTS HIS FANS TO BE MAD AND UNSUBSCRIBE.
1 likeSummer bummer part 2 ???
1 likeReplies (1)
Also ive played the YouTube machine broke "in the background" of my sleep for a month... maybe make another one lol
1 likeI am never going to unsubscribe.
0 likesOh yeah is Lightning McQueen going to be in super Smash Brothers
0 likesoooooooooh surprise at the end!
0 likesReplies (1)
Wow, didn't think this comment would get highlighted. Thanks EmpLemon.
0 likesPlease tell me this is a parody of some really shitty genre of vlogging videos that I haven't heard about.
0 likesReplies (1)
After skipping around I landed on the rant about introverted people which could have been its own short video. Hopefully Emp will come back to this topic and flesh it out in a more presentable fashion.
0 likesIs this a CGP grey thing?
0 likesjoin the PCP
0 likesWhen you get the notification 2days later
0 likes28:51 where's the audio?
1 likeI have notifications turned on for you but i didn't receive a notification for any of your recently uploaded videos
1 likeodor of suicide is what this video stinks of.
0 likesI see you have a dell 7577 laptop
0 likespart 2 when blueballer
0 likesits fall now and we dont have part two i guess im subscribing
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It was canceled but he made a video about starwars on his alt
2 likes@PersonMan1 thanks man
0 likes@DJ CharliCharles your welcome
0 likesIt's 9:35 on a saturday
0 likesLemon Wars
0 likesjust do an asmr video
0 likesdownwards spiral
0 likesyo my man jeff gordons gonna win
1 likeReplies (2)
mariofalz jeff retired
0 likesnop
0 likesjoey lagoon
lol
downward spiral confirmest, yesnt?
0 likesHey you should collab with flyingkitty
0 likesSports are pretty lame, you seem like you could use some anime in your life.
0 likesmy boy emplemon lives in florida. truly floridians are the strongest race
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supremezenkrom only the snowbirds leave. True Floridians know that the arrival of a hurricane calls for a statewide party
0 likesU good pooper, y no ytp's?
0 likesi thought i clicked on a epicvlogger52 video wtf
0 likesDownward Spiral?
0 likesI never knew you were in bejing
0 likesEmoLemon are you okay
0 likesThis isn’t frying dory!
0 likesI love you
0 likesUnscripted! Uncensored! Unwatchable! Unsubscribe! Downward Spiral!
0 likes"Part 1"
0 likesBorderline
0 likesExperimental
10/10
2 l8 2 stop now
this is only part one
0 likesIm a simple pleb,
0 likesI dont see f r y i n g d o r y,
i UNSUBCRIBE?
Holy shit your right you are not in my subscriptions, fuck YouTube
0 likesIs this Druaga1?
2 likesGood shit.
0 likesTop 10 anime series
0 likesSchool is actually 8 hours where I live but ok
0 likesI'M gona win.
0 likesJust... Just why though
0 likesYou using a Dell Inspiron Gaming?
0 likescamera shake
0 likesNice tlop
0 likesDAYTONA Turkey RUN
0 likesNice pens
0 likesYour property is nice
0 likesThese people who are watching this video is why YouTube won't be great again they can't take anything seriously
0 likesTull? Jeez.
0 likesTeam YouTube ✔
1 likeHand reveal
0 likes* p a r t 1 *
0 likesI saw that Дpyr.
0 likesThis is the cringiest cringe that I have ever cringed at. This is so cringe that I have literal cringe growing on my back.
0 likesThis is only part 1
0 likesnice vi log
0 likesMaybe we just shouldn't live in a society
0 likesI figured out your problem, you live in Flordia.
0 likesThis comment is terrible, do not read this. Anything you read beyond this point is your fault.
1 likeThis video, is enjoyable.
Why did I choose now to subscribe
0 likesInteristing indie documentary
0 likesEmpLemon if you read this you are uploading videos as bad as the people you hate. If this is supposed to be ironic it's not funny.
0 likesNascar is on a giant downward spiral right now and has happened sense 2008 and youtube in 2012
0 likes1:40 AnimE
0 likesNice yard
0 likesStrange how this video did not show up in my notifications. Fuck Montizon.
0 likesHello past emplemon
0 likesDouble standards or no standards
0 likesReplies (1)
Bullshit, you can only one standart.
0 likesThis is the part where you UNSUBSCRIBE
0 likesI didn't thumbs this until I read the description
0 likesNigga you need to get After Effects instead of animating a clock manually each second.
0 likesim drunk
0 likes1:02:58
0 likesnice trees
0 likesWhy did you make this video? Is this satire?
0 likes53:04
0 likes17:03
0 likesLives in Beijing?
0 likesjk
Laptop reveal
0 likesWhy are the simpsons magenta on yellow?
0 likesI think Logano will win
0 likesEmpSellout
0 likesPlease please never make another one of these
0 likesWow notified 3 minutes ago and the video was released hours ago... Fail youtube
0 likes1:04:59
0 likesPODCAST
0 likesIf you show this comment on your next video I'll unsubscribe lmao
0 likesI might put a time code at some point
0 likesReplies (1)
Guy from lee h Oswald
1 likeYou sound so depressed.
0 likesWhy don't you contact a therapist and seek help?
0 likesInteresting
0 likesAre you ok?
0 likesinb4 TNT claims video
0 likes1:05:05 real video, sorry
0 likeslast thing: I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOUR OPINION ABOUT RIGHT HANDED WHO INVANT SOME SHITTY RIGHT HANDED TRASHES, bcaus I'm Left Handed too
0 likeszWait... You're subscribed to TWD98?!?!? Wow....
0 likesYeah then plane crash compilations they get monetized because they make money anything flies if you make money.
0 likesHonestly the people who run YouTube don't even care at this point in my eyes then they say they care but they don't they let stuff like those plane crash video things be monetize because they know some of them videos be making them money.
I'm just waiting for the monetize video of the footage of that one Russian Jet crashing into a bunch of people.
I don't remember the name to the incident but some people probably know what I'm talking about
F e a R
0 likesmeme lol
0 likesdid you delete my dislike comment, i actually like the video i was being sarcastic
0 likesWhy are the Simpsons purple?
0 likes8:35 hey that was my birthday :)
0 likes¨*A R T*
0 likesEpic roast drumpf the whitehouse correspondant and she roasted the republicans
1 likewe are now rendering the video my child my son is being born listen to the power I dont know if the microphone is picking it up.
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Quote emplemon
0 likesCan I please unsubscribe!?
0 likes1:05:00
0 likeshi emp
0 likesPart 1
0 likescommenting for yt algerithm
0 likesWhy am I getting fucking fortnite ads on this?
0 likesyou so sound SO much like Funke or ster_
0 likesQuality shitpost here.
0 likesTheir is no part 2
0 likesDo you live next to Review Brah or something?
0 likesNice movie
0 likesYou sound cripplingly and clinically depressed
0 likesHolly shit you exist IRL!?!?!?????!?!?!🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
0 likesLeft hand gang.
0 likesi cant unsusbscribe if you put fuckking jethro tull on the intro
1 likego boston
0 likesYou sound like soflo
0 likesnice
0 likesnice
0 likesits sum what entertaning
0 likesI live in Florida too it is raining
0 likesYouTube is actually FUCKED now, apparently.
0 likesmate you need help
0 likesSAD!
0 likescontent
2 likesAll u do is compleijn
0 likesI have crippling depression...
0 likesreally.
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how could i help
0 likesI love Emplemon. He can go from making 1 minute videos about memes, to 1 hour vlogs that no one cares about
0 likesExcept for me, cause I'm that fucking bored lol
Also nice Sony Vegas lesson, Emp
my god how far your vlog channel has developed, to such a magnificent choice of content
0 likesEmpLemon is so fascinated by early youtube content that he has physically morphed into it.
0 likesEven tho the video is really simple and not super spastic and entertaining this is still oddly fun to watch, reminds me of the old randomly posted nerdcubed vlog things.
0 likescan't wait till part two!
This video is over an hour long and I'm going to watch ALL OF IT IN 1 SITTING . Wish me luck.
0 likesDecent Filler content I’m looking forward for more of this shit
0 likesStill better than a lot of vloggers
Has Emp Lemon just completely lost it to the Downward Spiral?
0 likesyeah you got some nice lighting, and a good clean house there, emp, i can see the effects of the downward spiral has already taken it’s toll.
0 likesI like seeing things like these so I can realize that all the 7 billion people on earth aren’t just numbers. They’re individual people who have lives. Love you emp <3
0 likesThis is probably not very entertaining or interesting, but I'm gonna watch the whole thing anyways. Most likely in small chunks to maintain my sanity.
0 likesTHIS DOWNWARD SPIRAL'S NEVER TASTED THIS MUCH SWEETER
0 likesThis is more than a video, its an experience.
0 likesThis is awful. I love it, keep it up.
0 likes1:00:00 to the end is where the content really picks up
0 likesWoah, what an amazing Vlog
0 likesthis is the content I’ve been waiting for.
0 likesTime to waste a hour and 12 Minutes of my life.
Thank you for this. Now it's time to waste one hour of my life!!!!
0 likesThis was the only video I wanted today
2 likesI can't unsubscribe when you use an amazing song in the intro.
0 likesEmp I swear I feel like we think alike
2 likesDaddy Emp sweet talking us for an hour, hnnng
0 likesI'll watch a little at a time because I'm French and I don't have enough room to digest all at once.
0 likesholy shit you can see his face at 1:12:10
1 likeNow this is S̶h̶i̶t̶ Quality Content
0 likeshaha yeah man he finally said what we were all thinking
0 likesyes i hate this meme too haha
Still worth watching compared to a Buzzfeed video
0 likesMost depressing anime i've ever watched
0 likesNow this is EPIC
0 likesThis is actually why I subscribe to emp
0 likesI will never unsubscribe from you EmpLemon
0 likes10:52 AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
1 likeMore of the D O N W A R D S P I R A L
0 likesIs that the fuckin Talladega race in between the wood at 6:20?
0 likesI see that you're a man of higher taste. I like it.
Edit: My question has been answered. Also, Talladega had a shit ending.
Wait, only creators with mature audiences lose subs on a sub purge? WTF how are we not talking about this!?!
0 likesThe downward spiral tour continues.
0 likesMuch better than my tech video logs that absolutely nobody watches because everyone unsubscribed when I jumped ship from my old channel and when I killed off the GoAnimate series
0 likesNew EmpLemon Lore
2 likesAnd so the d o w n w a r d s p i r a l continues.
0 likesNice place you've got, emp!
0 likesThis video is fucking great!
0 likesI'm so excited!
0 likesp h y s i c a l c r i n g e
2 likesD O W N W A R D S P I R A L
0 likesMy child, My son is being born. LMAO
0 likesIt’s perfect.
0 likesLove thick as a brick at the beginning. Rock on!
0 likesReplies (1)
And your wise men don’t know how it feels
0 likesTo be thick
As a brick
the downwards spiral is only going deeper.
1 likeI feel like I’m watching a video from Elliot Rodgers
0 likesThis is some nice quality, fuck YTPs, this is gr8
0 likesANOTHER E P I C V L O G
0 likesApril 28th? I must've traveled back in time.
0 likesokay this is epic
0 likesHigh quality asmr
0 likesWell too bad cause I'm going to watch the entire video no skipping
0 likesI'm going to air this in a local movie theater
0 likesStill better than all other YouTubers
0 likesENOUGH IS ENOUGH
0 likesOk I guess I'll save this one for later.....
0 likesSun on a stick is the best wepon
0 likesoh boy, im in for a ride.
0 likesJokes on you...I have no life, therefore, this is a perfect waste of my time to watch...
0 likesAll emperor lemon does is complain about nonsense when he should be complaining about the teletubbies reboot.
0 likesI finally took the plunge. I unsubscribed, and am a better nonbinary because of it
0 likesIs this performance art?
0 likesFor anyone who wants to know, the beginning song is Jethro tull thick as a brick.
0 likesIts satire at its best
0 likesOH FUCK YES THIS IS MY FETISH
0 likesP A R T O N E .
0 likes1 hour of emplemon
0 likesIs EmpLemon the new Logan Paul?
0 likesDank content.
0 likesI don't even know what this even is but this is so funny it's stupit it's funny.
1 likeHopefully theres a face reveal.
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watch a video called "vlogging like a boss with emplemon" the mixed race dude is emplemon.
1 likeI will be contacting the FBI immediately
0 likesEmp are you ok?
0 likesoh my my pizza pie
0 likes20,000 leagues beneath the spiral.
0 likeson an unrelated note, have you ever watched Ahoy? his videos are pretty cool
0 likesPart 1... Im fine
0 likesYou realize pushing super hard for people to unsubscribe is just gonna reverse-psychology them into staying subscribed just to spite you?
0 likesDo a Chris Chan YTP
1 likewhat a bummer
0 likesExclusive Behind the scenes footage
0 likescan i drink now?
0 likesI have HAAAAAAAAAD it...
0 likesLemme get a mcpick two
0 likesI'm not unsubbing btw
2 likesDOWNWARD SPIRAL
0 likesWe are hitting shitpost levels that shouldn't be possible.
0 likesPress 8 for advice
0 likesLoW qUaLiTy CoNtEnT?!? oH nO!
0 likesThis is normal, right?
0 likesDOWNWARDS SPIRAL
0 likesYour voice is hot!
2 likesnow THIS is shitposting
0 likesReally don’t mind if you sit this one out...
0 likesSpoiler: Boston wins
0 likesDude holy crap it feels good to be almost the first one here :) I run cross country so I have a slight obsession with being first
0 likesStill better than my videos......
0 likesHeck yeah
0 likesALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN.
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about bad stuff...
0 likesNice Jethro Tull
0 likeswow glasses?
0 likesnerd
cute
Just came here. I'm ready as FUCK.
0 likesWhat laptop do you use?
0 likesI like this
1 likeunwatchable bullshit
good boi
0 likesEmp asmr
0 likesAHHHHHHHH
0 likesNice.
0 likesNice
0 likesTheres a face reveal
0 likesVery neato.
0 likesYou mad man
0 likes(Part 1)
0 likesAre your parents concerned about you?
0 likesReplies (1)
Because i am.
0 likesOh God
0 likesRant at hour and five min
0 likesI should just unsubscribe at this point
0 likesmake frying somthingorother
0 likesvote emplemon for president
0 likesOh man nba gonna come flag this video watch out!
0 likesEmpVlogs when
0 likesnice
0 likesShit Rifle BTW
0 likesnothing else to do why not waste an hour here
0 likesANiMAY
1 likeYou got a Dell g7
0 likeshey let’s play neutral response because this vid has little enough likes to see the exact number of likes
0 likesDisliked, thanks for the content!
0 likesSOOOOOOOOOO CRIIIIIIIIINNNGGGEEEEEE
0 likesIs this manifesto
0 likesVl-æuh-ger.
0 likesArt
0 likesYou live in bejjing apperently
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No u
0 likeslmao remember when emp used to make ytps? now all he does is complain.
0 likesThis is unwatchable
0 likesFor fucks sake, is that you FunkE?
0 likes43:05 Autism
0 likesAll you ever do is complain.
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All you ever do is complain.
0 likesAll you ever do is complain.
0 likesv good
0 likes𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚄𝙽𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙱𝙴𝙳
0 likesGood
1 likeEUCC FMPLEMON WITH h
0 likesI watch nascar
0 likesWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
0 likesWhat's happenin' forum?
0 likesA NI MEII
0 likesDon't forget to unsubscribe
0 likesIt Friday where I am
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0 likeswere you high
0 likesI can't watch this...
0 likesHandcam
0 likesyou share this video in May 25 of 2018
0 likesHmm considering unsubscribing
0 likesYou act and sound too much like Funke...
0 likesYou're from Beijing?
0 likesUnsubbed, just as you asked for.
0 likes.... What?
0 likesWhy hid your face Araon we all know Your Asian American
0 likesI quit Youtube, too much craziness, money corporate companies be the better of us, so this is the last comment I'm going to say, I am going to quit Youtube not just to stabilize, but to make it gooder for us all
0 likesHey EmpLemon, maybe YOU should unsubscribe.
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Tuff Crowd absolutely
0 likes1984
0 likesyou in bejing?
0 likes🧐🧐🧐🧐🤨
0 likesI think that root of the problem with school shooters is the break down of the nuclear family. Like what was mentioned in the video, children have no moral compass and without a strong nuclear family it is hard to pass down societal values. Also, with a strong nuclear family with parents that care about and are involved in there children's lives the parents most likely won't allow their children to bully other children. When children bully others, the children who are bullied desire revenge, some to the point of shooting up a school. While there are many problems that contribute to school shootings and your reason is very reasonable, I believe the break down of the nuclear family is the main problem.
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Yes.
0 likeswhy
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0 likesI don’t get it
0 likesYeah bye
0 likesIn unsubbed twice
0 likesASMR EmpLemon
0 likesOof
0 likesA day in the lifhhhhhhhhhhhb
0 likesThis is some quality garbage
0 likes🌑
0 likesI’m already in 2 mins, and it looks like crap. It’s adleast as bad as Jake Paul
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chuck mack it has a lot of good points please watch the entire thing when you can
0 likesLogano!
0 likesInb4 demonetization
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Windjammer Enomoto Montizon is great because montizon is guf
0 likesFlorida gang
0 likesReported
0 likesThis is so disgusting.
0 likesThis S T I N K S
0 likesWhy
0 likesWhy
0 likesr u ok
0 likesWhat the fuck
0 likesWhat is the point of this?
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he probably wanted to try something different. he has a beautiful backyard though
0 likesWhy?
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But this is good.
0 likeswho's seen solo?
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not me comrade!
0 likesI’m not a big Star Wars fan comrade!
0 likesWhy don't you do something about it?
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Like what?
0 likesI got that teen-mature rating to
0 likesUnsubscribe
1 likeTrey Swenton
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Why would any1 gimme a like?
0 likesYOU Liv in Gainesville me to
0 likes⬇️🌀
0 likesHello!
2 likesWhat
0 likesDell
0 likesjake paul brought me here
0 likeslame
0 likes>Unironically using Windows 10
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>Unironically using wojak outside of 4chan
2 likes>Unironically teleporting behind me
2 likes<>unironically using a doge pfp
1 like169th video
0 likesOmfg lemon
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0 likesNo
0 likes6 seconds
0 likesAll you ever do is complain.
0 likesTLDWn't
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your rant about school shootings and introverted people was very cool
0 likesThis may be a late comment but who cares most people woulnt read it. This is basically a documentary on emplemons opinions.
0 likesI think steamed hams may have died
0 likesCum
0 likesGuys.
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Guy.
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1 likeI am a fan but maybe you should just leave YouTube or ignore the bad side because god your voice, I can tell you’re on the final stage of the downward spiral. Maybe it’s to late to leave.
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