Doctor: you have an hour and twelve minutes to live<br>Me:

Doctor: you have an hour and twelve minutes to live
Me:

How the heck is doctor so accurate in their actuarial predictions?

guys, he can just put the video into a higher playback speed and enjoy the full video.

RIP you'll miss 9 seconds. You will die disappointed.

Aiden Mac<br>But what about the nine seconds after that?

Aiden Mac
But what about the nine seconds after that?


the height of the script you wrote for you're new video is enough go into space.


As an introvert in school I can say that group work is the biggest fuck you to introverted people ever


Asking for a Pt 2 is like asking for yellow Simpsons


I'm a simple man. I hear Jethro Tull, I like


I like how you talked about Mumkey in a positive light, because Digibro doesn't like Mumkey and Digibro watches your channel.


Hard question, I think bustch is going to win


Watched the whole thing. Really disappointed u didn't upload the subscription rant as separate video


"What am I watching?"<br>I clicked on this for the rhyme. Now I'm playing Battletech on my other computer.

"What am I watching?"
I clicked on this for the rhyme. Now I'm playing Battletech on my other computer.


Glad he ranted about the death compilations and youtube.

Everything else is kind of sad though.


I’m probably one of the only people who watched this video entirely.  I actually did enjoy this.


Your 100% right about introverted people and shootings


HOLY MOLY YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT! And you don't like superhero movies, but eh, your opinion man.(just don't be an elitist and hate anyone who does).

But all that aside, I can't thank you enough that at this time you have stated my worries and fears with the school shooting topic. I myself am socially awkward, and I can't stress how worried I am with college. I'm on exam leave and already feeling alone and worried. I'm worried about losing people who I trust, who I know, my friends aren't in my town, the people who cared for me at school I fear won't be there anymore to help me. I wish I could still be in contact with people I know, rather than be lonely and do the same old same old, finding friends. Not that I want that, just I want people I know to stay in contact along with making new friends. But sadly it isn't like that. (Hope I'm not being a snowflake with what I've said.)

Honestly I can't thank you enough for pointing it out. Something needs to change, something has to be done to help people like me and you have a happy time.


Emplemon lives in a cabin in the woods and hasn’t been in the real world since he found  ytp


And I secretly like to disappoint you by staying subscribed


Unrelated, but you should totally make a shirt with "All You Ever Do is Complain" on it. Nevertheless, what I've watched of the video so far is great.


the longer you watch the sadder you get :(


PART 1??? You mean you'll do more of this? ಠ_ಠ


If anything could give me depression, it would be this.


Downward S P I R A L demonstrated irl. We love you.


im going to unironically watch this entire youtube poop.


lol I'm just getting to this now bc this has been sitting in my watch later playlist for months lmaooooo


Shit dude, I remember NASCAR. When I lived in Florida I remember getting little cars in my cheerios.


Emp, bro, ma boi, homeslice, there's gotta be an easier way to insert a timer into Vegas


This is kinda like a podcast<br>Was pretty cool too

This is kinda like a podcast
Was pretty cool too


Watched it last night in the background while doing some other things, gud shit


42:27 is this how the world looks to people who need glasses to operate normal but don't have them?


You and Rebel Taxi would get along great


I'm still deciding whether I should watch this or not.


Thing is too is that most school shooters had little or no father involment, and that's not necessarily the fathers' fault. One cause of fatherlessness less commonly known is because of the state (welfare specifically.) Some of it is also dead-beats, some is wrongful conviction, and in some instances the mother just kicks the dad out, (most likely because of welfare checks & not needing income from the father.)

Though what you said isn't wrong either. But adding both our arguments is that dad isn't there to instill good morals into kids. Something I heard was that mothers make most rules, but enforce them the least. Where fathers make the least rules, but enforce them the most. This balance is needed to raise good kids. I could go on, but this is already a wall.


I'm glad I voted absolutely on that Twitter pole


im getting a strong young sam hyde vibe form this


Great background noise for building model kits to. Thanks and make sure to like, subscribe, favorite, friend, upvote, follow, love react, snap, donate, support, click the bell, flick the bean, kick the bucket, skin the cat, kiss the dog, kick the wife, and share with your friends


One hour of downward spiral? <b>SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!</b>

One hour of downward spiral? *SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!*


Man this is such an mediocre epic vlog can we hit an orphan

Man this is such an -mediocre- epic vlog can we hit *an orphan*

ramblecampbell It's an iteration of "can we hit 50 likes"

My friends at school would actually find the last part funny since they call other students "orphans" and use "orphan" as an insult.


<b>I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO DADDY LEMON WHERE'S PART 2</b>

*I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO DADDY LEMON WHERE'S PART 2*


28:13 "i go to UF." holy shit i live in florida im freaking my shit


i see some foreshadowing to his nascar videos in this one.


another genius attempt to exploit the watchtime system.


51:00 I feel like I hear about that sort of stuff a lot, but here in Australia it almost never happens. There is little heirarchy, as the “cool kids” are fine with everyone else. I also don’t like the idea of the American middle school, as it sounds like its a school purely made for twelvies that can’t look up to or learn from older students like here in Australia. Middle school is just the two lowest grades in high school, and in almost all these high schools there are small programs where year 10s and 11s help out year 7s and 8s. Also on the topic of introverts, that sort of “group work” stuff is only really present in primary schools and early high school, as by about year 9 the schools like “oh yea everyone knows each other now.”

I also think that movies and shit probably solidified the "sorta hierarchy" that once existed in schools into a kind of fortified thought "hardened hierarchy" as it possibly made kids think - well if movies show this, it's probably how it happens so let's be a cog on the clockwork. From my experience forced, faux-hierarchies always end up having more bad consequences than good.


Nascar needs more super speedways like daga and Daytona, my home track is kentucky and its ok/bad but I've been down to Daytona and its really hard to see a bad race there and the same goes for daga


Throughout the vid i exited fullscreen 5 times to like the vid and realize i already did


little did you know, i dont watch your YTP, only your rant


The plane crash video is at 30 million views now


Doctor: You only have 1 hour 12 minutes and 9 seconds to live!

Me: Watches this

*Doctor:* You only have 1 hour 12 minutes and 9 seconds to live!

*Me:* *Watches this*


<b>Nfkrz self destructive laugh here</b>


I agree with you so much on the point of popular kids being the ones to blame on school shootings. The popular kids where treated like kings and queens there was one kid who was part of the clown clan problem then got suspended, but because he was so popular he came back and was still so popular with teachers and adults that he made the bascitball team, he was the lead role in the play, and at the end of the year he was voted in the top ten role models. he never seed sorry, please, thanks, or any thing good harted and was considered a role model. Meanwhile me a guy who said please sorry thanks and was never in trouble, was not in the top 10 role models not in the year book not talking about in graduation. But he was because he was an extrovert, and I was not because I am an introvert


Seeing emps hand was weird. It wasn't red.


42:26 I thought we were about to get a face reveal lol


(Spoiler alert for video) I knew there would be something at the end.


I'm starting to feel this is another purge video...  To get rid of your empty subs...<br>Edit: Press "9" to get to the point.

I'm starting to feel this is another purge video...  To get rid of your empty subs...
Edit: Press "9" to get to the point.


EmpLemon's Youtube channel is the dark souls of Youtube channels.


<b>All</b> compilations mustn't be monetized! They put almost 0 effort into making these.

*All* compilations mustn't be monetized! They put almost 0 effort into making these.


that airplane crash thing really pissed me off<br>how can youtube be so incompetent

that airplane crash thing really pissed me off
how can youtube be so incompetent


TL;DW: Don't tell YouTube, but this is actually Emp's new YouTube rant video disguised as a vlog. 1:04:59

*TL;DW:* Don't tell YouTube, but this is actually Emp's new YouTube rant video disguised as a vlog. 1:04:59


I didn’t hate this. I found it enjoyable.


"For a great low rate you can get on line. Go to the General and save some time!"


I feel my Floridality slipping away from my skin... my tan skin weakens... I am not doing Krazy Florida shitteroni....


HE HIDDEN A FUCKING RANT. DADDY EMP DID IT AGAIN!
1:05:00


bro is there anything we can do to help? idk what part of the country you live in but there are probably lots of people who would be down to go out and do something in the outside world with you; you know, for fun and whatnot. we could all go to a zoo or a bar or a craft show and talk about memes and shit. wait, this sounds worse than just sitting alone in an apartment. nevermind.


I see my boi pyrocynical is also a victim of craptube's shenanigans


This is like one of those Spooky ARG Youtube Channel videos.


Skip to 1:05:00 for EmpLemon's recent complaint about YouTube testing a subscription feed where videos are sorted in a "personalized" order on select users.


This reminds me of oldschool YouTube videos


EmpLemon.... whomever you are. I do not know you in real life at all, but if I did, I'd want to give you a hug and tell you "I'm sorry."


Wow that forrest is really beautiful tbh at 25:43


The downward spiral has reached it's end


Im gonna use this video to go to bed tonight.


Will Emperor Lemon be the Nerevarine to the YouTube-Dagoth Ur? Tune in next time to find out.


Is that "Thick as a Brick" I hear?<br>Also, will you marry me?

Is that "Thick as a Brick" I hear?
Also, will you marry me?


Joey Youtube sounds like an equivalent to Johnny Football


55:58 it's eight hours where I live. I recall it being a living hell.


30:00 emplemon gets fuckin pissed
you should make a dedicated video about that shit


On this Friday night had to choose between this and an actually good movie and i chose this


Emplemon sold his soul to montizon for ad revenue...


Emplemon  what's your laptop's specs I'd just like to know


Wow emp you made a 1 hour and 12min volg


"How does a plane crash compilation slip under the radar!?"

low key best pun I've heard in months.

https://youtu.be/Lu0KdDLqj3Q?t=30m57s


I noticed Drake about to enter a downward spiral, and it instantly reminded me I was subscribed here.


When you liked the video but you gotta dislike it to get to 69 dislikes


“I live in Florida.”

Well, no wonder the school in your area is shit.


I can't fucking wait for the new YouTube Geographic


It’s 1:39 in the morning and eating hot Cheetos while watching emplemon


emplemon, if i only watch your channel for your complaints and i dont like your ytps (meme trash imo), is that ok? please continue not making ytps


Just another loop in the downward spiral.


Tony AMO
Same.
He's an inspiration of me.


THE BAGS i want more bags tell me about the bags at tacobell


Oh no summers out... see you next summer for part 2. Or just a little later this month, whenever.....


Holy shit I had no idea you listened to Jethro Tull. Fucking legendary music choice dude.


I was never notified of this.

The downward spiral has consumed my subscription box.


Honestly, I don't care if you don't make YouTube Poops anymore


5:20 , a screen where a video is playing through a bet hole dawn-right side


1:04:58 timestamp for yt geographic. Watched the whole vid exept the yt geographic (that i'll watch later) i love ur content.


YouTube fucked with the subscription page. I'm looking forward to your next rant


You're the only Youtuber I know who would put out shit like this for no discernible reason.

There are probably others, but you're the only one I know about.


I managed to make it through this... Somehow


I am proud that you spoke up about that Plane Crash compilation video.


make more EPIC vlogs!!1!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk emp you do you


this is the saddest thing i have ever seen


This is a downward spiral if I’ve ever seen one.


It's not that unreasonable to think about eliminating all those sociable narcissistic whores/courtesans with the push of a button.


Nice vlogging <br>You should become a vlogger

Nice vlogging
You should become a vlogger


"any content you watch after this point is your own fault"

wow, look em, i know you dont care for compliments and stuff, but believe it or not people actually like your content, have a little faith in yourself man xD jeez


Reddit changes how karma works all the time (to silence right wing political views)


I am looking in the comments and they all have the same opinion, <b>MIXED</b> but you do bring good points, ect ect, i did not watch all of it cuz i don't have the time i got to 1.00;30

I am looking in the comments and they all have the same opinion, *MIXED* but you do bring good points, ect ect, i did not watch all of it cuz i don't have the time i got to 1.00;30


Torture device used on an Amercian soilder in a Japanese POW camp <br>1942 colorized

Torture device used on an Amercian soilder in a Japanese POW camp
1942 colorized


I recommend Carmex from the squeezy tube! Your fingers don't get dirty like with the small cylinder.


I only got 3 hours of sleep meaning me being unconscious in my bed last night


3:03 shout out to CeeLo.  his work is grammy


We must revolt against the right(handed)


montage parody channel starts making commentary content: fucking stupid<br>ytp channel starts making commentary content: fucking genius

montage parody channel starts making commentary content: fucking stupid
ytp channel starts making commentary content: fucking genius


Hecking extroverted normies think they’re so cool.


wtf why do you have the same laptop as I do

(great choice btw)


YouTube ironically claims there robots are machine learning.


Never have I smashed the unsubscribe button this hard


AND A NEW DEATH GRIPS??! IM GONNA SPURT~~~


Damn, not even a hand reveal smh

Also nice backyard dude


Ah man the begining music is such a kickass song


Say "fri*k" in your video, instant demonetization.<br>Compile clips of hundreds of people dying in plane crashes, get 7 ads for a 19 min runtime.

Say "fri*k" in your video, instant demonetization.
Compile clips of hundreds of people dying in plane crashes, get 7 ads for a 19 min runtime.


I too go to 4chan for the most excellent reaction images


<b>D O W N W A R D  S P I  R A L  I N T E N S I F I E S</b>

*D O W N W A R D  S P I  R A L  I N T E N S I F I E S*


I really hate how vine stars have invaded YouTube and spam it with Vlogs.


You have been to the Daytona Beach Turkey Run and didn't tell me ;(


Dave Boyd  Elliot Rodger was a guy who "took it out on the world" he thought it was justified in a way to kill those women cause they didn't give him pleasures. In the way emp says it he says it as a way that the school system thinks everybody should have the same list of jobs when there is actually a whole world of jobs that there is besides the average lawyer or average community worker like doctors and in a way we need to have more creative thinking in schools than just the same concrete stuff and society should should recognize the different passions between kids that want to be different.


I got a solo fortnite win while listening to this thanks emplemon


Was that opening bit backed by a Moody Blues song


When I saw you play fucking <i>BLOONS</i> I almost fell over.

When I saw you play fucking _BLOONS_ I almost fell over.


Your school rant was the realest thing :////


REEE WERE IS MUH MARIO AND LUGI YOUTUBE POOP REE


MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE EMP LEMON 3AM CHALLENGES (SUMMONED SATAN)(IN THE HOOD)(GONE SEXUAL)


yo your philosophy sound oddly similar to how rick and morty questions life hahahaha big fan yo


ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAVE HAAAAAAAAAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE CRASHE COMPILATIONS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN SIGHT


CnugTV sounds like it I hope he's ok and I hope YouTube gets better


This is why YouTube's demonetization system is bad. Making a video supporting trump is punished, but if you make a compilation of FUCKING PLANE CRASHES, you'll get SEVEN ad placements! I'm definitely sticking to VidLii.

This is why YouTube's demonetization system is bad. Making a video supporting trump is punished, but if you make a compilation of *_FUCKING PLANE CRASHES,_* you'll get SEVEN ad placements! I'm definitely sticking to VidLii.


I only kept watching because I've been watching Mumkey for a long time.


EpicVloger60 is gonna be some hefty competition for you


Like, I understand a joke “it’s quality content” but this is way past a joke.

Wrong <br>It is yes out of 10 Knutent on utoube

Wrong
It is yes out of 10 Knutent on utoube


You know, the whole downward spiral joke was actually funny, but you kind of brought it to an unfunny state. Now it’s just these pathetic excuses for humor. I don’t want to be one of those people to say “Make another YTP!”, because I actually liked the joke for a while, but this state of EmpLemon is actually making me wish that more YTPs are coming.


Is it bad if I find this really cute? Lol help


emp

seriously jokes aside rn

are you depressed or something like that?


Im just kidding, of course you can. I never expected you to be here, though.

Ayy what are you doing outside of the Geometry Dash community?


Holy shit are you underrated nice vid (you still read the comments?)


I didn't like the start up of the video much but appreciate your word about introverts vs extroverts. I don't mind hearing more about your thoughts on things but the behide the sence stuff i didn't care for


Is this a sequel to Filthy Frank's "Clinical depression in human form"?


sees video length
immediately add to watch later and pause at 0:00 on my computer to watch when I wake up in the morning

*sees video length*
*immediately add to watch later and pause at **0:00** on my computer to watch when I wake up in the morning*


Ok. You might be taking this joke a little far


After refreshing once I got a 25 minute ad. Hope it will get you those 20$ back


You just upset about the bolts game, mr. sports guy? :(((


You should seriously consider getting into  anime and manga. It would help you out a ton.


downward spiral<br>please just make a relief ytp

downward spiral
please just make a relief ytp


Boi... NBA Playoffs can make great and epic vlogs?!?

JK


ENN (Emp News Network)<br>Giving you the latest from the downward spi... I mean the important matters in your life

ENN (Emp News Network)
Giving you the latest from the downward spi... I mean the important matters in your life


watch it at the end of it. it's a subliminal message for the next Avengers : infinity war.


This is better then any YTP’s Emp could have made.


The only thing is sure about FACE REVEAL is EMPLEMON IS HOW TO BASIC!!!


This is sad. Can we reform the Ottoman Empire?


This video seems to be; I've stopped caring and there's no point: the video


dear god set up an autohotkey script to make that timer


I think you should make a full video on the whole real reason behind school shooting topic.


Is it me or does emp lemon sound a bit like mister metokur


thats a downward spiral if i ever seen one


Today’s YouTubers have more money than common sense.


i'm just gonna leave this on mute for your watch time, and rev.


talking about youtube plane crashes then buys a book about a murderer in a humorous context.


This is the most downward spiral-iest downward spiral you've adventured yet.


7:00 NASCAR IS THE BEST SPORT IN THE HISTORY OF COMPETITION EVENTS


44:14 - 44:25 Oh... Is that the Leafy Video? Yeah that vid introduced me to your channel. It is one of your best.

Мбн Цринге Бох


Somehow it sounds like Salad fingers you are talking.


im probably the only one who watched the entire thing


Youtube is not censoring you! I found your vids on the home page!

...After scrolling down into the fiery depths of hell that contain jacksepticeye, and the only videos that showed up on the homepage were YTPs...


Good look into your video making process...

and depressing life.


The part with you explaining how the media files a cycle of hate, another youtuber did something similar but with mass shooting. Its done by Alternate History Hub, I would suggest watching it, its pretty good.
Here: https://youtu.be/K3VQULyT390


Huh... I bet no one has finished the video yet.


The Life of Pablo  The Life of Downward Spiral

-The Life of Pablo-  _The Life of Downward Spiral_


All this irl footage and no face reveal smh.


you say your a sports kind of guy, what sports do you like to play or alternatively what sports did you play?


You should read some political philosophy, like Moldbug. You'd probably like it.


I would love to watch nascar but in germany there is none :/


32:00
how?
because 1: youtube profits from the ads too, 2: because there isn't someone to "blame" (aka logan paul), 3: because nobody complained

could have made a bad pun but didn't because this is serious


The one thing that still baffles me about the Suicide Forest Controversy is that Logan Paul had the video monetized, but HE was the one that demonetized it himself and took it down, NOT YOUTUBE. YouTube just stood by and watched the fireworks, not daring to touch their posterboy.

Man YouTube is an internet dystopia.


I'm concerned about you. Are you alright?


This is a funny adventure.<br>Edit: noooooo not my subsies ...

This is a funny adventure.
Edit: noooooo not my subsies ...


I didn't know you lived in Florida too. We should chill. Great minds think alike ;)


This is pretty #ReLAtable

CanyoumakesomemerchadiseEmplemonIwantashirtwithyourfaceonit

This is pretty #ReLAtable

-CanyoumakesomemerchadiseEmplemonIwantashirtwithyourfaceonit-


About the school rant, as a foreigner, who still hasn’t finished his education and lives in a country where bullying and especially school shootings are virtually nonexistent, I don’t really believe it’s an American thing, that introverted people are kind of ignored. I‘d say people here do care more about introverts, but only because we don’t really have racial problems. It really feels like people don’t quite understand how introverted people work. Just because you shove a bunch of people to work together from 4 to 7 years doesn’t mean that socially awkward kids will instantly become outgoing. I think our system is better on this front than the American one, but as I said, being less social than most is not something that can be cured as if it is some kind of disease, which is how I feel most people, not just in our respective countries, but in general, view being introverted.


I just watched 13 reasons why and I know where this is going


youtube has become the ifunny of video hosting sites


You got a nice property. You live on a farm?


opening song is jethro tull's THICC AS A BRICC


using sony vegas<br>also not knowing how to make a countdown

using sony vegas
also not knowing how to make a countdown


Opening music<br>Jethro Tull - Thick as a brick

Opening music
Jethro Tull - Thick as a brick


Hey dude, you don't have HD from your cable provider?


This only reaffirmed my stance that YouTube is North Korea 2.0.


That plane crash compilation now has 14 million views


⸻꧄꧄꧄𒐫꧄꧄𒐫꧄𒐫꧄𒐫𒐫𒐫⸻⸻꧄⸻꧄⸻꧄⸻꧄⸻𒐫𒐫𒐫꧄⸻𒐫𒐫꧄⸻꧄⸻꧄


4:33
i disliked the video for you
your welcome


I'll be leaving the platform for good soon


Beijing - 1:21 AM

Emplemon is fried rice confirmed


I can't believe I'm not the only one that watches NASCAR


Plane crash compilation. The intro is 9/11 followed by the ali-a intro


Nobody has watched this entire video yet.


Back in March YouTube autosubbed me to a bunch of channels including FuturisticHub, some Minecraft fetish animation channel and TrendCrave.


Make whatever the hell u want. I dont give a shit. Ill still watch it.


<b>skips to a random part of the video</b> I'm not sympathizing with school shooters..

*skips to a random part of the video* I'm not sympathizing with school shooters..


I'm pretty sure the first video of your's l watched was the one with your shitty Senior year (can't wait for next year to see it myself) and I actually really like your political videos and rants about YT and stuff. It makes me realize I should start getting ready for life. Your other content is really enjoyable too. Ik I'm a fairly new sub but idk were the self-deprication is coming from. I'm probably just being deaf to sarcasm but I wanted to write a wholesome comment.


Jokes on you, I needed background noise while spring cleaning


About the Plane crash thing. You can watch Budd Dwyer's suicide on youtube. I don't think its monetized ,  but it shouldn't be on here


Don't forget to watch the scrapped rant video at 1:04:57.
The 'Tube is fucking with the subscriptions feed even more than before.


Hey NASCAR has a pretty decent online audience, you just have to look for it. There's also the Sim Racing community for games like iRacing and NR2003.


Is this just to get watch time to feed your two families?


Can't NBA take this down because of copy claims?


Is this the new episode of Unkle Adam's ALAM?


What are you studying at Florida University Mr Lemon?


Императорский Лайм. Да ты кошерно так живешь.<br>Еврей эдакий.

Императорский Лайм. Да ты кошерно так живешь.
Еврей эдакий.


Really don't mind if you sit this one out.


i just skipped to 13:43 and i left the video


atomic doomsday58 or have emp make another series that's like the resistance with keith olberman

Jeff Snyder we need to do that we should do a protest march to YouTube


All you ever do is create sub par content


I do not give an absolute flying fuck about nascar but i will drive my classic cars around in the desert for hours.


So where do you stand politically? I'm pretty sure, but I wanna confirm.


YouTube has been forcing me to subscribe to random channels that are quite huge in sub count ex. Logan Paul the thing is that I never hit the sub button YouTube did


What the freaking hecking Frick is this crap!

LMAO! Do moar plz!!!


tfw people still havent let go of the infinity war meme =(


I clicked on this video thinking it was internet historian's

They are related in the growing sub genre of meme reviewers.


I'm honestly more disappointed in your choice of mouse.


Can you do a youtube geographic on Justin Y?


Not notified again

But about the school part of the video. I've been going through a really bad time. My friends hate me because I try to hard to try to make people laugh even at my own expense. Even my sister makes fun of me and my mom just says that I need to change even though she won't try to help me. I really just wish that somebody would help me but I have become mean and rude to all around me emp but, dude what do you think I should do man.

P.S hope you keep making some awesome videos your my bro

If you have no idea what to do, I suppose the best things to do are tell you friends and family how you feel when they say all of the mean comments, maybe talk to a friend about your emotional problems, and if it is severe enough consider therapy. It is important to recognize whether your anger towards someone is rational or fueled by your own emotional problems. Anyone who says that change is quick and easy is lying, but it is very doable if you make steps toward change.

thanks man it actually feels good to hear somebody ensuring<br> you on something you are going through

thanks man it actually feels good to hear somebody ensuring
 you on something you are going through

giantbear t45 I've been through a rough time too my school is shitty no friends and my dream of making good content on YouTube something I looked forward to for a really long time is impossible :(


NEWS FLASH  emp lemon doesn’t have depression he is just defending people introverts that can’t really communicate with the world but you extroverts all think “oh emp lemon has depression because he defends introverts and is an introvert himself” I know I was an introvert kindergarten to 2nd grade I am now an extrovert. And I know everybody treats introverts like they are non existant and people you don’t want to be. Or maybe he just wanted the downward spiral to continue in the comments because he LITERALLY SAID IN THE DISCRIPRITION THAT HE WANTS HIS FANS TO BE MAD AND UNSUBSCRIBE.


Also ive played the YouTube machine broke "in the background"   of my sleep for a month... maybe make another one lol


Oh yeah is Lightning McQueen going to be in super Smash Brothers


Wow, didn't think this comment would get highlighted. Thanks EmpLemon.


Please tell me this is a parody of some really shitty genre of vlogging videos that I haven't heard about.

After skipping around I landed on the rant about introverted people which could have been its own short video. Hopefully Emp will come back to this topic and flesh it out in a more presentable fashion.


When you get the notification 2days later


I have notifications turned on for you but i didn't receive a notification for any of your recently uploaded videos


odor of suicide is what this video stinks of.


its fall now and we dont have part two i guess im subscribing

It was canceled but he made a video about starwars on his alt


Sports are pretty lame, you seem like you could use some anime in your life.


my boy emplemon lives in florida. truly floridians are the strongest race

supremezenkrom only the snowbirds leave. True Floridians know that the arrival of a hurricane calls for a statewide party


i thought i clicked on a epicvlogger52 video wtf


Unscripted! Uncensored! Unwatchable! Unsubscribe! <b>Downward Spiral!</b>

Unscripted! Uncensored! Unwatchable! Unsubscribe! *Downward Spiral!*

ChristianCountryBoy i Love Jesus Christ!


Borderline
Experimental
10/10
2 l8 2 stop now


Im a simple pleb,
I dont see  f r y i n g  d o r y,
i UNSUBCRIBE?


Holy shit your right you are not in my subscriptions,  fuck YouTube


School is actually 8 hours where I live but ok


These people who are watching this video is why YouTube won't be great again they can't take anything seriously


<b>This is the cringiest cringe that I have ever cringed at. This is so cringe that I have literal cringe growing on my back.</b>

*This is the cringiest cringe that I have ever cringed at. This is so cringe that I have literal cringe growing on my back.*


Maybe we just shouldn't live in a society


I figured out your problem, you live in Flordia.


This comment is terrible, do not read this. Anything you read beyond this point is your fault.

This video, is enjoyable.


EmpLemon if you read this you are uploading videos as bad as the people you hate. If this is supposed to be ironic it's not funny.


Nascar is on a giant downward spiral right now and has happened sense 2008 and youtube in 2012


Strange how this video did not show up in my notifications. Fuck Montizon.


This is the part where you <b>UNSUBSCRIBE</b>

This is the part where you *UNSUBSCRIBE*

𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐯𝐞


I didn't thumbs this until I read the description


Nigga you need to get After Effects instead of animating a clock manually each second.


Why did you make this video? Is this satire?


Please please never make another one of these


Wow notified 3 minutes ago and the video was released hours ago... Fail youtube


If you show this comment on your next video I'll unsubscribe lmao


Why don't you contact a therapist and seek help?


last thing: I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOUR OPINION ABOUT RIGHT HANDED WHO  INVANT SOME SHITTY RIGHT HANDED TRASHES, bcaus I'm Left Handed too


zWait... You're subscribed to TWD98?!?!? Wow....


Yeah then plane crash compilations they get monetized because they make money anything flies if you make money.

Honestly the people who run YouTube don't even care at this point in my eyes then they say they care but they don't they let stuff like those plane crash video things be monetize because they know some of them videos be making them money.

I'm just waiting for the monetize video of the footage of that one Russian Jet crashing into a bunch of people.
I don't remember the name to the incident but some people probably know what I'm talking about


did you delete my dislike comment, i actually like the video i was being sarcastic


Epic roast drumpf the whitehouse correspondant and she roasted the republicans

we are now rendering the video my child my son is being born listen to the power I dont know if the microphone is picking it up.


Why am I getting fucking fortnite ads on this?


you so sound SO much like Funke or ster_


Do you live next to Review Brah or something?


You sound cripplingly and clinically depressed


Holly shit you exist IRL!?!?!?????!?!?!🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


i cant unsusbscribe if you put fuckking jethro tull on the intro


YouTube is actually FUCKED now, apparently.


I love Emplemon. He can go from making 1 minute videos about memes, to 1 hour vlogs that no one cares about

Except for me, cause I'm that fucking bored lol
Also nice Sony Vegas lesson, Emp


my god how far your vlog channel has developed, to such a magnificent choice of content


EmpLemon is so fascinated by early youtube content that he has physically morphed into it.


Even tho the video is really simple and not super spastic and entertaining this is still oddly fun to watch, reminds me of the old randomly posted nerdcubed vlog things.<br>can't wait till part two!

Even tho the video is really simple and not super spastic and entertaining this is still oddly fun to watch, reminds me of the old randomly posted nerdcubed vlog things.
can't wait till part two!


This video is over an hour long and I'm going to watch <b>ALL OF IT IN 1 SITTING</b> . Wish me luck.

This video is over an hour long and I'm going to watch *ALL OF IT IN 1 SITTING* . Wish me luck.


Decent Filler content I’m looking forward for more of this shit

Still better than a lot of vloggers


Has Emp Lemon just completely lost it to the Downward Spiral?


yeah you got some nice lighting, and a good clean house there, emp, i can see the effects of the downward spiral has already taken it’s toll.


I like seeing things like these so I can realize that all the 7 billion people on earth aren’t just numbers. They’re individual people who have lives. Love you emp <3


This is probably not very entertaining or interesting, but I'm gonna watch the whole thing anyways. Most likely in small chunks to maintain my sanity.


<i>THIS DOWNWARD SPIRAL'S NEVER TASTED THIS MUCH SWEETER</i>

_THIS DOWNWARD SPIRAL'S NEVER TASTED THIS MUCH SWEETER_


This is more than a video, its an experience.


1:00:00 to the end is where the content really picks up


this is the content I’ve been waiting for.

Time to waste a hour and 12 Minutes of my life.


Thank you for this. Now it's time to waste one hour of my life!!!!


I can't unsubscribe when you use an amazing song in the intro.


Daddy Emp sweet talking us for an hour, hnnng


I'll watch a little at a time because I'm French and I don't have enough room to digest all at once.


holy shit you can see his face at 1:12:10


haha yeah man he finally said what we were all thinking<br>yes i hate this meme too haha

haha yeah man he finally said what we were all thinking
yes i hate this meme too haha


Still worth watching compared to a Buzzfeed video


I will never unsubscribe from you EmpLemon


Is that the fuckin Talladega race in between the wood at 6:20?

I see that you're a man of higher taste. I like it.

Edit: My question has been answered. Also, Talladega had a shit ending.


Wait, only creators with mature audiences lose subs on a sub purge? WTF how are we not talking about this!?!


Much better than my tech video logs that absolutely nobody watches because everyone unsubscribed when I jumped ship from my old channel and when I killed off the GoAnimate series


And so the d o w n w a r d  s p i r a l continues.


Love thick as a brick at the beginning. Rock on!

And your wise men don’t know how it feels
To be thick
As a brick


the downwards spiral is only going deeper.


I feel like I’m watching a video from Elliot Rodgers


This is some nice quality, fuck YTPs, this is gr8


April 28th? I must've traveled back in time.


Well too bad cause I'm going to watch the entire video no skipping


I'm going to air this in a local movie theater


Ok I guess I'll save this one for later.....


Jokes on you...I have no life, therefore, this is a perfect waste of my time to watch...


All emperor lemon does is complain about nonsense when he should be complaining about the teletubbies reboot.


I finally took the plunge. I unsubscribed, and am a better nonbinary because of it


For anyone who wants to know, the beginning song is Jethro tull thick as a brick.


I don't even know what this even is but this is so funny it's stupit it's funny.<br>Hopefully theres a face reveal.

I don't even know what this even is but this is so funny it's stupit it's funny.
Hopefully theres a face reveal.

watch a video called "vlogging like a boss with emplemon" the mixed race dude is emplemon.


I will be contacting the FBI immediately


on an unrelated note, have you ever watched Ahoy? his videos are pretty cool


You realize pushing super hard for people to unsubscribe is just gonna reverse-psychology them into staying subscribed just to spite you?


We are hitting shitpost levels that shouldn't be possible.


Really don’t mind if you sit this one out...


Dude holy crap it feels good to be almost the first one here :) I run cross country so I have a slight obsession with being first


I Like'nt This Individual Homosapien Before Me


Oh man  nba gonna come flag this video watch out!


nothing else to do why not waste an hour here


hey let’s play neutral response because this vid has little enough likes to see the exact  number of likes


lmao remember when emp used to make ytps? now all he does is complain.


𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚄𝙽𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙱𝙴𝙳

𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚄𝙽𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙱𝙴𝙳


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You act and sound too much like Funke...


Why hid your face Araon we all know Your Asian American


I quit Youtube, too much craziness, money corporate companies be the better of us, so this is the last comment I'm going to say, I am going to quit Youtube not just to stabilize, but to make it gooder for us all


Hey EmpLemon, maybe YOU should unsubscribe.


I think that root of the problem with school shooters is the break down of the nuclear family. Like what was mentioned in the video, children have no moral compass and without a strong nuclear family it is hard to pass down societal values. Also, with a strong nuclear family with parents that care about and are involved in there children's lives the parents most likely won't allow their children to bully other children. When children bully others, the children who are bullied desire revenge, some to the point of shooting up a school. While there are many problems that contribute to school shootings and your reason is very reasonable, I believe the break down of the nuclear family is the main problem.


I’m already in 2 mins, and it looks like crap. It’s adleast as bad as Jake Paul

chuck mack it has a lot of good points please watch the entire thing when you can


Windjammer Enomoto Montizon is great because montizon is guf


he probably wanted to try something different. he has a beautiful backyard though


>Unironically using wojak outside of 4chan


your rant about school shootings and introverted people was very cool


This may be a late comment but who cares most people woulnt read it. This is basically a documentary on emplemons opinions.


I am a fan but maybe you should just leave YouTube or ignore the bad side because god your voice, I can tell you’re on the final stage of the downward spiral. Maybe it’s to late to leave.