Her: locks door "ha, now you'll never leave!" Me: "but you locked in from the inside" Her: "because only I can unlock it" Me: "I can see the deadbolt right there"
like my brain is telling me two different things, one side is telling me to pound her senseless, and he other is saying i should "pound" her senseless.
oh wow what a surprise I mean that literally as I'm not receiving notifications for any of my subscriptions at moment your voice is so comforting and soothing 😊
After rewatching it, I can't help but feel she used some kind of seduction spell on me, not that I'd be complaining. Sounds like I didn't know that other girl for that long, and I have a sure thing with Zarya, with the added bonus of being a Kitsune.
Side note; when she locked the door, was that a bit of Hotel California playing in the background?
Kitsune: Let's spend the whole night together... In bed... Me: Oh Yeah, let's go!!!!!! Door that's locked: BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP!!! (FBI totally really stands for female body inspectors if you didn't know XD)
abdullah saleem azur lane has helped me honestly so much so far. School the past years for me is such a drag since I’m learning to be a general practitioner, and that shit just makes me want to quit and just stop trying because it’s so discouraging feeling like your in an endless pit of frustration. Azur lane has helped me and gave me something I lack in life and that’s the feeling of having a purpose and being wanted. It puts me in a state of mind, free of stress and to focus on something happier. Every time I load up azur lane I get greeted with my ship girls saying things that just make me forget and smile. Azur lane gives me the fulfillment I need to keep moving forward in life. If that makes me a loser so be it! I’m proud to be a loser🙃
@venzo9988 buddy everyone has some secrets and so what if you enjoy a game i am just memeing around so long as your not hurting anyone then i cant and most likely wont stop you also us losers gotta stick together right?
It would have been funny if he had asked her to wish him good luck on his date, would have blown her mind lol And what is that song playing in the background?
Phew! This is getting hot and heavy. I'm glad she decided to not go the kidnapping/threatening route, and instead decided to go the seduction route. More effective, imo.
Ok, these are great, I just have the TINIEST little “complaint” lol. The kisses are really sharp and sound like you’re just opening your mouth. I think if you were kissing an actual thing, it might not be as sharp. And/Or do it a little slower. Again, everything else is fine, lovely even, it’s just this ONE tiny little gripe.
They often don’t, I have that confusion as well. Is it hard to kiss your hand next to the mic or something? Who knows, maybe it muffles the audio, or maybe they feel weird kissing themselves. I’m not an ASMR actor so I wouldn’t know.
🐅 humanoid warrior sabertooth disappears beneath floorboards via hole, whilst dirt and stone continue flying out, while pulling "Whishbone" tactical stunt 😾 She can play with those filled sack cloths all she wants, but I AM OUTTA HERE! 💂
Ethna, I hate yanderes! As for Akagi, ...I'll let her slide!... Just this once!
Also my hatred for yanderes goes to me wanting to murder them for even trying to either get close to me or hurt my fellow man (including the fleet)! Taihou will always be lesser than me and those who are loyal to me like all others!
When she cut my hair, I felt serious anger. You do not touch the sacred hair! Oh wait.... it just grows back immediately after taking damage... Nevermind! Carry on!
Me: Zarya....you got 30 seconds to open this door before I break it open....I'm totally not bluffing and hope that you take the bait and open the door please....um help?
Hello Kitti Minx hey that's Asmr don't leave Zarya Lewd yandere kitsune fox girl audio roleplay well i do want to say Well i say oh wow it's a very pretty beautiful Asmr Yandere kitsune fox girl a very pretty so sweet from your playing Asmr so amazing 😉😁😊😍👍🤲❤❤❤🦊🦊🦊
@Patrick Gaming6497 well it was a joke but the world is boring you can at least admit that. No magic no other intelligent species like us humans are completely alone and that makes us worse off than if we had an enemy.
Ultralagger R.E.V, Akagi is actually not a Yandere! She's misunderstood. Want to know? Look up: "Akagi, yandere or misunderstood" and you might understand why I am saying this!
Solarchos, yeah so you will be called "slave" for the rest of your life! If she called me that... I make sure that she'll regret calling me a slave and she will get on her hands and knees and beg for my mercy! Which I will because I'm a forgiving man (on less she does it again). The punishment for Akagi chan will be SPANKINGS (if she doesn't stop) and a full session learning to respect others including me.
I too would like to know what that song is. I’ve heard it before and it’s on the damn tip of my tongue. I feel like it’s related to FNAF but I’m not sure.
Her: locks door "ha, now you'll never leave!"
74 likesMe: "but you locked in from the inside"
Her: "because only I can unlock it"
Me: "I can see the deadbolt right there"
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Me: (breaks window) "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something?"
9 likesMy dad is a locksmith.
11 likesSo this comment is double funny.
Have an updoot
@NonToxicPoison updoot? Ok new term I've ever heard... I'ma borrow it and give you an updoot too! Have a nice day!
9 likesWorst yandere of all time 😂😂
5 likes@NonToxicPoison 1 set 2 set click in 3...
1 likeJust shoot the doorknob with the buzzsaw lmg
0 likesOH NOO, more Yandere Kitsunes, I can't resist them lol
48 likeskeep it up
My survival instinct: What are we doing here? This girl is plain wrong in the head!
87 likesMy male instinct: CARE and PROTECT
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my animal instinct : NUT
8 likeslike my brain is telling me two different things, one side is telling me to pound her senseless, and he other is saying i should "pound" her senseless.
3 likesNut
1 likeMy Dallas instinct: MEDIC BAG
1 likeHaving Akagi as the kitsune in the video is actually very fitting considering she is a lewd yandere kitsune so this is perfect in my book
0 likesThis is fantastic, it literally hit all the right ASMR buttons to be completely honest
1 likeoh wow what a surprise I mean that literally as I'm not receiving notifications for any of my subscriptions at moment your voice is so comforting and soothing 😊
5 likesAfter rewatching it, I can't help but feel she used some kind of seduction spell on me, not that I'd be complaining. Sounds like I didn't know that other girl for that long, and I have a sure thing with Zarya, with the added bonus of being a Kitsune.
3 likesSide note; when she locked the door, was that a bit of Hotel California playing in the background?
Out of all of your asmr vids this is my favourite by far 😺😽😻
0 likesAmazing as always thank you for sharing this with us, you deserve happiness and joy
2 likes@17:00 - Zarya chews gum aggressively, and you like it.
8 likesLewd Kitsune that's a yandere:Exists
11 likesMe:I'm all yours.Dream came true boys.
A Wild Kitsune appears:
59 likesMe, as a true trainer: Your MINE!
Kitsune: Uno reverse card
Me: D:
Also me :D
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relatable
3 likesSame... I don't know why I just love yanderes...
4 likesSorry hit the wrong button, I was gonna say: mix that with a fluffy tail and I can't resist...
I love your videos! :) pls make more yanderes I love them
0 likesKitsune: Let's spend the whole night together... In bed... Me: Oh Yeah, let's go!!!!!! Door that's locked: BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP!!! (FBI totally really stands for female body inspectors if you didn't know XD)
17 likes1:17 Yandere: “Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.” (Plays with scissors)
78 likesMe: “I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!”
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iiiim
10 likesnooot
YOUR
BOYFRIEND
IM NOTYOUR BOYFRIIIIEND
@King Crab Chowder reference?
6 likes@Xero Aishintu you know it pal
4 likes@King Crab Cheers! ^w^
3 likesIdk how Kaga is gonna feel knowing Akagi is wearing her outfit.
19 likes(I’m referring to the background image 😳)
This do be a good video tho 👀
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Ah yes I see ur a loser as well
4 likesabdullah saleem what?
1 like@venzo9988 bruh u know azur lane therefore you are a loser like me :D
3 likesabdullah saleem azur lane has helped me honestly so much so far. School the past years for me is such a drag since I’m learning to be a general practitioner, and that shit just makes me want to quit and just stop trying because it’s so discouraging feeling like your in an endless pit of frustration. Azur lane has helped me and gave me something I lack in life and that’s the feeling of having a purpose and being wanted. It puts me in a state of mind, free of stress and to focus on something happier. Every time I load up azur lane I get greeted with my ship girls saying things that just make me forget and smile. Azur lane gives me the fulfillment I need to keep moving forward in life. If that makes me a loser so be it! I’m proud to be a loser🙃
3 likes@venzo9988 buddy everyone has some secrets and so what if you enjoy a game i am just memeing around so long as your not hurting anyone then i cant and most likely wont stop you also us losers gotta stick together right?
1 likeabdullah saleem hell yeah😎
1 likewha-
0 likes@The Spirit of Hoxhawell what you got a problem punk?
0 likes@abdullah saleem bruh what? no.
0 likes@The Spirit of Hoxhawell good wanna be friends:D
0 likesI didn't even notice that but that seems like something Akagi would do considering how she's "Extra Close" to her sister Kaga
0 likesKitsune: Exists
114 likesMe: LeT mE FlUfF yOuR TaIL!!!!!
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SENKO SAN OP STARTS PLAYING
5 likesI love senko San best anime
1 likeYes
0 likes@Jrod 76 good to know you got tour priorities straight
0 likesYou shouldn’t leave because “together we are strong”😉
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Ape together strong
20 likesI hope people get the reference.
Kinda cringe
7 likes@FaZe cuttlefish tbh yes
5 likesI was making an overwatch reference to clarify
8 likes@Randall Strong planet of the apes
3 likesR3TR0 gamesarefun yeye
2 likesRandall Strong I was gonna say that damn it
3 likesSite Commander Williams lol beat you to it I suppose
1 likeYou should do another zarya cuz you fit into the yandere role quite well hope you do anther cuz this was great
0 likesThanks for the video I really like it good job 👍 can’t wait for next one !!
0 likesIt would have been funny if he had asked her to wish him good luck on his date, would have blown her mind lol
0 likesAnd what is that song playing in the background?
Phew! This is getting hot and heavy. I'm glad she decided to not go the kidnapping/threatening route, and instead decided to go the seduction route. More effective, imo.
3 likes😸 Could you get the facial hair and whiskers, too? 🐅 humanoid sabertooth warrior starts purring with content, eyes closed 💂
1 likewhen you actually know what "Zarya" means
21 likesits Russian for: "Dawn"
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Cyka blyat
1 likezarya from overwatch: Interesting.
0 likes@Site Commander Williams I’ve always wondered what that actually translates to I don’t know any Russian
0 likes@Moth Iirc, it translates to approximately "f*cking b*tch", lmao
0 likesI know it's a lot the heart, the groove when you'er celebrated by a customer.What can i say except your welcome and thank you for the haircut
1 likeThe music at the beginning filled me with so much nostalgia.
4 likesOk, these are great, I just have the TINIEST little “complaint” lol.
22 likesThe kisses are really sharp and sound like you’re just opening your mouth. I think if you were kissing an actual thing, it might not be as sharp. And/Or do it a little slower. Again, everything else is fine, lovely even, it’s just this ONE tiny little gripe.
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They often don’t, I have that confusion as well. Is it hard to kiss your hand next to the mic or something? Who knows, maybe it muffles the audio, or maybe they feel weird kissing themselves. I’m not an ASMR actor so I wouldn’t know.
4 likesZarya chan
0 likes*blushes please let me go I promise.
Great job Kitti
Me hearing the Lo-Fi music in the background...”Hey what’s up guys, I’m back with a another video...”
7 likes🐅 humanoid warrior sabertooth disappears beneath floorboards via hole, whilst dirt and stone continue flying out, while pulling "Whishbone" tactical stunt 😾 She can play with those filled sack cloths all she wants, but I AM OUTTA HERE! 💂
1 likeI know that is Akagi from Azur Lane! But I watched a video that explains that Akagi is not a yandere, but misunderstood!
1 likeWant to know why I'm saying this? Look up the video: "Akagi lore; Yandere or Misunderstood" and you'll know what I am talking about.
So I guess that Akagi (Zarya) is acting like a yandere just to see what would happen: IT DID NOT GO WELL
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Taihou is the purest Azur Lane yandere <3
0 likesEthna, I hate yanderes! As for Akagi, ...I'll let her slide!... Just this once!
0 likesAlso my hatred for yanderes goes to me wanting to murder them for even trying to either get close to me or hurt my fellow man (including the fleet)! Taihou will always be lesser than me and those who are loyal to me like all others!
Kitsune are always fun.
0 likesagain another banger
0 likesI never new that i would like a yandere so much!
0 likesWhen she cut my hair, I felt serious anger. You do not touch the sacred hair! Oh wait.... it just grows back immediately after taking damage... Nevermind! Carry on!
1 likeIf you're tired of scissors asmr 4:38
0 likesLaughs in tamed Fox
9 likesI'm gonna to twirl my ass of the roof.
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Laughs in having wings
0 likesMe: Zarya....you got 30 seconds to open this door before I break it open....I'm totally not bluffing and hope that you take the bait and open the door please....um help?
4 likesIt definitely sounds like she's a yandare and that kinda scares me in the face. 😨
0 likesNice work on asrm very good and
0 likesHope you have a wonderful weekend
Creative and stylish
0 likesHer: imagine me with my tail wrapped around you
1 likeMe: looks at the picture which one?
sees notification Yandere Kitti eh? Aww shit here we go again.
3 likesPlease make this a willing listener audio
0 likesI legit thought someone was behind me giving me a haircut. I was scared shitless
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You dont know true fear when you hear a door knock in asmr
2 likes@america sucks 3D audio sudden door knock in porn, that is something you will never recover from.
1 like@Sapyr ok yeah no that shit can cause ptsd
1 likeThanks for no ads
1 likeYandere rp are the best
1 likethumbnail is akagi in Kaga's clothes it's cute
1 like0:53 that song is so nostalgic
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You have the name of the song?
0 likesSo you think iam stuck with you?
1 likeWhispers i think you're stuck with me.
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"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
1 likeI'm pretty sure I hear sirens outside. Why is the world on fire??
0 likesIts...kitsune...and yandere....i...must...resis-.....SCREW IT...i swear my loyalty to you and only you my love!
1 likeher.HA now you cant leave because only i can unlo*watches as i throw myself though the window then run off with glass in my eyes*
2 likesThe girl is Akagi of Azur lane wearing Kaga's cloths
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Aruji-Sama, Akagi might actually borrowed Kaga's clothes!
1 like11:48 "Have a dream"
3 likesNot bad this character is interesting
1 likeTogether ape strong
7 likesThis is good
0 likesHello Kitti Minx
1 likehey that's Asmr don't leave Zarya Lewd yandere kitsune fox girl audio roleplay well i do want to say
Well i say oh wow it's a very pretty beautiful Asmr Yandere kitsune fox girl a very pretty so sweet from your playing Asmr so amazing 😉😁😊😍👍🤲❤❤❤🦊🦊🦊
Fox girl huh well hello there Akagi in the background
4 likesHope this story continues but we're she isn't a yandere anymore
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Where*
1 like@Superminer 19 thanks I didn't know it autocorrected to that
1 like@Mogwia Wolf no ypu just ised the wrong word
1 likeNever trust a yandere with a sharp object
0 likesEdit: Name of song at 16:18?
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I need it too
0 likesSomething wicked
1 like@Princebertramthegrim VODS Thank you very much!
0 likesoh it's a cursed akagi
0 likesFor everyone who is looking for the song that plays towards the end https://youtu.be/Zuw_O5MU5CE
0 likesBLUSHING
1 likeAnyone know the name of the music?
1 likedefiantly like the second half best
0 likesPlease don't judge me but I got wood listening to this
0 likesIncludes pain promotion
0 likesDam it i'm now in trouble
0 likesWhat was the song playing in the back
0 likeswhy is the background in a lower quality than my 2005 pc settings
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I have a little wooden computer so this works for me
9 likesI have a typewriter, so I’m good
8 likesYo I'm on the all new rock and pebble setup
8 likesxEPICxDRAGON 48 I’m on a grass and air set up
4 likes@xEPICxDRAGON 48 damn dude I always wanted one of those but very expensive.
3 likesDamn Im on the Jizz Napkin and Shoebox GTX set up
4 likes@He who laughs even if its not funny damn bro, how much did that cost dog
1 like@xEPICxDRAGON 48 The Bread Store
1 likeNice
1 likeIm watching this on Facebook so HA!
0 likesWhen did i create fox girls?
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The more important question is why DIDNT you?
3 likesSite Commander Williams because they defy all of gods laws of biology
2 likes@Patrick Gaming6497 well it was a joke but the world is boring you can at least admit that. No magic no other intelligent species like us humans are completely alone and that makes us worse off than if we had an enemy.
0 likesAre fox girls better?
0 likesCool
0 likesHold me please
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No
1 likeUh oh she's getting depressed
0 likesI give up just take me
0 likes0:15 👀
0 likes69k views, nice ;)
0 likesThere’s an Akagi....
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Ultralagger R.E.V, Akagi is actually not a Yandere! She's misunderstood. Want to know? Look up: "Akagi, yandere or misunderstood" and you might understand why I am saying this!
1 likeParker Reed that video from Hawk2zer0?
0 likesUltralagger R.E.V, I believe so!
0 likesSolarchos, yeah so you will be called "slave" for the rest of your life! If she called me that... I make sure that she'll regret calling me a slave and she will get on her hands and knees and beg for my mercy! Which I will because I'm a forgiving man (on less she does it again). The punishment for Akagi chan will be SPANKINGS (if she doesn't stop) and a full session learning to respect others including me.
0 likesParker Reed you can’t fight back a yandere or she’ll make you regret trying to make her regret...
0 likes14:46+ what song is that? I forget.
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I too would like to know what that song is. I’ve heard it before and it’s on the damn tip of my tongue. I feel like it’s related to FNAF but I’m not sure.
1 likeI need it too
1 likeIt's called something wicked
0 likesBack ground music?
1 likeHey does anyone wanna have some music to listen to cuz here’s a playlist
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLBLt27-_R-wylqTjogP-cDXxdWpyqbrY
0 likesThanks, now leave me to my lotions.
0 likesWhat a true gentleman
0 likesBruh The /x/ creepy story music
0 likesHa I have found a vid that has been untouched by Giorno Giovanna
1 like16:00 music name
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Idk, i need it too
0 likesSomething wicked
0 likesWhy is this in my reccomended
0 likesIy love you babe
1 likeDamm this sucks all around on all points
0 likes