Her: locks door "ha, now you'll never leave!"
Me: "but you locked in from the inside"
Her: "because only I can unlock it"
Me: "I can see the deadbolt right there"

Her: *locks door* "ha, now you'll never leave!"
Me: "but you locked in from the inside"
Her: "because only I can unlock it"
Me: "I can see the deadbolt right there"

Just shoot the doorknob with the buzzsaw lmg

@NonToxicPoison 1 set 2 set click in 3...

@NonToxicPoison updoot? Ok new term I've ever heard... I'ma borrow it and give you an updoot too! Have a nice day!

My dad is a locksmith.
So this comment is double funny.
Have an updoot

Me: (breaks window) "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you saying something?"


OH NOO,  more Yandere Kitsunes, I can't resist them lol

keep it up


My survival instinct: What are we doing here? This girl is plain wrong in the head!

My male instinct: CARE and PROTECT

My survival instinct: What are we doing here? This girl is plain wrong in the head!

My male instinct: *CARE* and *PROTECT*

like my brain is telling me two different things, one side is telling me to pound her senseless, and he other is saying i should "pound" her senseless.


Having Akagi as the kitsune in the video is actually very fitting considering she is a lewd yandere kitsune so this is perfect in my book


This is fantastic, it literally hit all the right ASMR buttons to be completely honest


oh wow what a surprise I mean that literally as I'm not receiving notifications for any of my subscriptions at moment your voice is so comforting and soothing 😊


After rewatching it, I can't help but feel she used some kind of seduction spell on me, not that I'd be complaining. Sounds like I didn't know that other girl for that long, and I have a sure thing with Zarya, with the added bonus of being a Kitsune.

Side note; when she locked the door, was that a bit of Hotel California playing in the background?


Out of all of your asmr vids this is my favourite by far 😺😽😻


Amazing as always thank you for sharing this with us, you deserve happiness and joy


@17:00 - Zarya chews gum aggressively, and you like it.


Lewd Kitsune  that's a yandere:Exists

Me:I'm all yours.Dream came true boys.


A Wild Kitsune appears:
Me, as a true trainer: Your MINE!
Kitsune: Uno reverse card
Me: D:
Also me  :D

Same... I don't know why I just love yanderes...<br>Sorry hit the wrong button, I was gonna say: mix that with a fluffy tail and I can't resist...

Same... I don't know why I just love yanderes...
Sorry hit the wrong button, I was gonna say: mix that with a fluffy tail and I can't resist...


I love your videos! :) pls make more yanderes I love them


Kitsune: Let's spend the whole night together... In bed... Me: Oh Yeah, let's go!!!!!! Door that's locked: <b>BANG BANG BANG</b> FBI OPEN UP!!! (FBI totally really stands for female body inspectors if you didn't know XD)

Kitsune: Let's spend the whole night together... In bed... Me: Oh Yeah, let's go!!!!!! Door that's locked: *BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP!!! (FBI totally really stands for female body inspectors if you didn't know XD)


1:17 Yandere: “Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.” (Plays with scissors)

Me: “I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!”

iiiim
nooot
YOUR
BOYFRIEND

IM NOTYOUR BOYFRIIIIEND

iiiim
_nooot_
*YOUR*
*_BOYFRIEND_*

*_IM NOTYOUR BOYFRIIIIEND_*


Idk how Kaga is gonna feel knowing Akagi is wearing her outfit.
(I’m referring to the background image 😳)

This do be a good video tho 👀

I didn't even notice that but that seems like something Akagi would do considering how she's "Extra Close" to her sister Kaga

@The Spirit of Hoxhawell good wanna be friends:D

@The Spirit of Hoxhawell what you got a problem punk?

@venzo9988 buddy everyone has some secrets and so what if you enjoy a game i am just memeing around so long as your not hurting anyone then i cant and most likely wont stop you also us losers gotta stick together right?

abdullah saleem azur lane has helped me honestly so much so far. School the past years for me is such a drag since I’m learning to be a general practitioner, and that shit just makes me want to quit and just stop trying because it’s so discouraging feeling like your in an endless pit of frustration. Azur lane has helped me and gave me something I lack in life and that’s the feeling of having a purpose and being wanted. It puts me in a state of mind, free of stress and to focus on something happier. Every time I load up azur lane I get greeted with my ship girls saying things that just make me forget and smile. Azur lane gives me the fulfillment I need to keep moving forward in life. If that makes me a loser so be it! I’m proud to be a loser🙃

@venzo9988 bruh u know azur lane therefore you are a loser like me :D


Kitsune: Exists

Me: LeT mE FlUfF yOuR TaIL!!!!!

Kitsune: *Exists*

Me: *LeT mE FlUfF yOuR TaIL!!!!!*

@Jrod 76 good to know you got tour priorities straight


You shouldn’t leave because “together we are strong”😉

Site Commander Williams lol beat you to it I suppose

Randall Strong I was gonna say that damn it

I was making an overwatch reference to clarify

Ape together strong

I hope people get the reference.

*Ape together strong*

I hope people get the reference.


You should do another zarya cuz you fit into the yandere role quite well hope you do anther cuz this was great


Thanks for the video I really like it good job 👍 can’t wait for next one !!


It would have been funny if he had asked her to wish him good luck on his date, would have blown her mind lol<br>And what is that song playing in the background?

It would have been funny if he had asked her to wish him good luck on his date, would have blown her mind lol
And what is that song playing in the background?


Phew! This is getting hot and heavy. I'm glad she decided to not go the kidnapping/threatening route, and instead decided to go the seduction route. More effective, imo.


😸 Could you get the facial hair and whiskers, too? 🐅 <b>humanoid sabertooth warrior starts purring with content, eyes closed</b> 💂

😸 Could you get the facial hair and whiskers, too? 🐅 *humanoid sabertooth warrior starts purring with content, eyes closed* 💂


when you actually know what "Zarya" means

its Russian for: "Dawn"

@Moth Iirc, it translates to approximately "f*cking b*tch", lmao

@Site Commander Williams I’ve always wondered what that actually translates to I don’t know any Russian


I know it's a lot the heart, the groove when you'er celebrated by a customer.What can i say except your welcome and thank you for the haircut


The music at the beginning filled me with so much nostalgia.


Ok, these are great, I just have the TINIEST little “complaint” lol.<br>The kisses are really sharp and sound like you’re just opening your mouth. I think if you were kissing an actual thing, it might not be as sharp. And/Or do it a little slower. Again, everything else is fine, lovely even, it’s just this ONE tiny little gripe.

Ok, these are great, I just have the TINIEST little “complaint” lol.
The kisses are really sharp and sound like you’re just opening your mouth. I think if you were kissing an actual thing, it might not be as sharp. And/Or do it a little slower. Again, everything else is fine, lovely even, it’s just this ONE tiny little gripe.

They often don’t, I have that confusion as well. Is it hard to kiss your hand next to the mic or something? Who knows, maybe it muffles the audio, or maybe they feel weird kissing themselves. I’m not an ASMR actor so I wouldn’t know.


Zarya chan
 *blushes  please  let me go  I promise.
Great job  Kitti


Me hearing the Lo-Fi music in the background...”Hey what’s up guys, I’m back with a another video...”


🐅 <b>humanoid warrior sabertooth disappears beneath floorboards via hole, whilst dirt and stone continue flying out, while pulling "Whishbone" tactical stunt</b> 😾 She can play with those filled sack cloths all she wants, but I AM OUTTA HERE! 💂

🐅 *humanoid warrior sabertooth disappears beneath floorboards via hole, whilst dirt and stone continue flying out, while pulling "Whishbone" tactical stunt* 😾 She can play with those filled sack cloths all she wants, but I AM OUTTA HERE! 💂


I know that is Akagi from Azur Lane! But I watched a video that explains that Akagi is not a yandere, but misunderstood!

Want to know why I'm saying this? Look up the video: "Akagi lore; Yandere or Misunderstood" and you'll know what I am talking about.

So I guess that Akagi (Zarya) is acting like a yandere just to see what would happen: IT DID NOT GO WELL

Ethna, I hate yanderes! As for Akagi, ...I'll let her slide!... Just this once!

Also my hatred for yanderes goes to me wanting to murder them for even trying to either get close to me or hurt my fellow man (including the fleet)! Taihou will always be lesser than me and those who are loyal to me like all others!

Taihou is the purest Azur Lane yandere <3


I never new that i would like a yandere so much!


When she cut my hair, I felt serious anger. You do not touch the sacred hair! Oh wait.... it just grows back immediately after taking damage... Nevermind! Carry on!


Laughs in tamed Fox

I'm gonna to twirl my ass of the roof.

*Laughs in tamed Fox*

I'm gonna to twirl my ass of the roof.


Me: Zarya....you got 30 seconds to open this door before I break it open....I'm totally not bluffing and hope that you take the bait and open the door please....um help?


It definitely sounds like she's a yandare and that kinda scares me in the face. 😨


Nice work on asrm very good and<br>Hope you have a wonderful weekend

Nice work on asrm very good and
Hope you have a wonderful weekend


Her: imagine me with my tail wrapped around you

Me: looks at the picture which one?

Her: imagine me with my tail wrapped around you

Me: *looks at the picture* which one?


<b>sees notification</b> Yandere Kitti eh? Aww shit here we go again.

*sees notification* Yandere Kitti eh? Aww shit here we go again.


Please make this a willing listener audio


I legit thought someone was behind me giving me a haircut. I was scared shitless

@Sapyr ok yeah no that shit can cause ptsd

@america sucks 3D audio sudden door knock in porn, that is something you will never recover from.

You dont know true fear when you hear a door knock in asmr


thumbnail is akagi in Kaga's clothes it's cute


So you think iam stuck with you?
Whispers i think you're stuck with me.

So you think iam stuck with you?
*Whispers* i think you're stuck with me.

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"


I'm pretty sure I hear sirens outside. Why is the world on fire??


Its...kitsune...and yandere....i...must...resis-.....SCREW IT...i swear my loyalty to you and only you my love!


her.HA now you cant leave because only i can unlo*watches as i throw myself though the window then run off with glass in my eyes*


The girl is Akagi of Azur lane wearing Kaga's cloths

Aruji-Sama, Akagi might actually borrowed Kaga's clothes!


Hello Kitti Minx
hey that's Asmr don't leave Zarya Lewd yandere kitsune fox girl audio roleplay well i do want to say
Well i say oh wow it's a very pretty beautiful Asmr Yandere kitsune fox girl a very pretty so sweet from your playing Asmr so amazing 😉😁😊😍👍🤲❤❤❤🦊🦊🦊


Fox girl huh well hello there Akagi in the background


Hope this story continues but we're she isn't a yandere anymore

@Mogwia Wolf no ypu just ised the wrong word

@Superminer 19 thanks I didn't know it autocorrected to that


Never trust a yandere with a sharp object

Edit: Name of song at 16:18?

@Princebertramthegrim VODS Thank you very much!


For everyone who is looking for the song that plays towards the end https://youtu.be/Zuw_O5MU5CE


Please don't judge me but I got wood listening to this


why is the background in a lower quality than my 2005 pc settings

@He who laughs even if its not funny damn bro, how much did that cost dog

Damn Im on the Jizz Napkin and Shoebox GTX set up

@xEPICxDRAGON 48 damn dude I always wanted one of those but very expensive.

xEPICxDRAGON 48 I’m on a grass and air set up

Yo I'm on the all new rock and pebble setup

I have a little wooden computer so this works for me


@Patrick Gaming6497 well it was a joke but the world is boring you can at least admit that. No magic no other intelligent species like us humans are completely alone and that makes us worse off than if we had an enemy.

Site Commander Williams because they defy all of gods laws of biology

The more important question is why DIDNT you?


Parker Reed you can’t fight back a yandere or she’ll make you regret trying to make her regret...

Solarchos, yeah so you will be called "slave" for the rest of your life! If she called me that... I make sure that she'll regret calling me a slave and she will get on her hands and knees and beg for my mercy! Which I will because I'm a forgiving man (on less she does it again). The punishment for Akagi chan will be SPANKINGS (if she doesn't stop) and a full session learning to respect others including me.

Ultralagger R.E.V, Akagi is actually not a Yandere! She's misunderstood. Want to know? Look up: "Akagi, yandere or misunderstood" and you might understand why I am saying this!


I too would like to know what that song is. I’ve heard it before and it’s on the damn tip of my tongue. I feel like it’s related to FNAF but I’m not sure.


Hey does anyone wanna have some music to listen to cuz here’s a playlist


Ha I have found a vid that has been untouched by Giorno Giovanna


Damm this sucks all around on all points