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A coyote girl would be interesting. Coyotes adapt very well to human environments, and are very clever. The Native Americans saw them as tricksters, so they should be pretty fun.
Ah kitsunes, a favorite among my weaknesses. The spray bottle immediately gave me tingles.
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Among Us2019-06-21 08:53:23 (edited 2019-06-21 08:54:53 )
Plot twist: Tekoa is all waifus. She sought out the guy in all the videos, but because he's a player and afraid of commitment she keeps trying new personas in an attempt to make him fall for her. Whatever it takes...
Maybe this isn't really her! It's an elder goddess of some shit woah
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef 1
Contents The Story... Foreword – By Pete Harman 4 Introduction – A Life in Recipes 8 Chapter 1 – The Rising: Baking Bread and Beyond 10 Chapter 2 – A Culinary Education 21 Chapter 3 – From Lawyer to Mechanic, a Jack of all Trades 26 Chapter 4 – What Came First: The Chicken 35 Chapter 5 – A Country Ham Primer 45 Chapter 6 – A Leap into the World of High Finance 50 Chapter 7 – High ‘Steaks’ and the Motel Business 55 Chapter 8 – Hard Times and Grounded Dreams 58 Chapter 9 – Magic in Multiples: Franchising Takes Off 65 Chapter 10 – Gaining Momentum: Business Blooms 72 Chapter 11 – Passing the Torch 80 Chapter 12 – New Leadership, New Goals 83 Chapter 13 – Trendsetting and the Take-Away Bucket 89 Chapter 14 – Hard Work: The Fountain of Youth 92 Chapter 15 – Community Service: Giving Your Best 94 Chapter 16 – From Humble Beginnings, a Legacy 99 2
The Food... Appetizers 109 Hot Biscuits, French Fried Parsnips and Cauliflower, Corn Fritters, Corn Chowder, Hush Puppies, Mint Julep. Sides 121 Candied Sweet Potatoes, Onion Pie, Transparent Squash, Cranberry Conserve, Fried Tomatoes, Bread Stuffing. Breakfast 133 Coffee – the way we used to make it on the farm, Butter Thin Pancakes, Light Bread, Extra Special Scrambled Eggs, The Colonel’s Special Omelet, Potato Pancakes. Main 143 Roast Turkey, Roast Beef, Meat Loaf, Scalloped Potatoes, Chicken Brunswick Stew, Apple-Stuffed Pork Chops, Mulligan Stew. Desserts 157 Baked Apple Dumplings, Pecan Pie, Chocolate Pie, Lemon Sponge Pie, Special Brown Betty, Sand Tarts, Oatmeal Cake, Upside Down Peach Cobbler. Conversion Reference Guide 173 Acknowledgements 176 3
4 FoREwoRD By PEtE HARMAn On September 9, 1890, a legend was born in Henryville, Indiana. His name was Harland Sanders, but for those of us that knew him, and for the millions around the world that know of him, he’s simply, the Colonel. His humble beginnings and varied career path laid the foundation for a life that symbolizes the American Dream. The Colonel’s life was a life of ups and downs, and probably more downs than ups in his earlier years. His dream of success, like most great entrepreneurs, centered around the values of hard work, honesty, loyalty, recognition, giving back, and most of all, passion. He was passionate about hospitality, he was passionate about delicious home-cooked meals, and more than anything he was passionate about his Original Recipe, the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices. The Colonel perfected his secret recipe in 1939, and his restaurant
Attention this joke only works if you think the character we're playing as is into womenthe youth, wanting to see who was helping them from their dehydrated state, opened their eyes and saw a beautiful lady with gorgous purple hair, crystal blue eyes, big bazongas, fox ears, and a tail. Upon seeing this beauty, the youth's thirst..... has now doubled
You are technically a GUY Tekoa?! Yep,nope! I'm out! I am grateful for your help,but I don't do traps. No matter how fine looking they might be Tekoa. SPACE GHOST!!!
Her: This might sound disgusting, but can I lick your wounds? It'll- Me: I barely survived a plane crash before being rescued by a wolfgirl that asked the same thing when I was settled in at her cabin. Go right ahead and lick.
Ayo look fam, be what you want to be. A man, a girl, A horse, idk. I support you, but the moment I find out you’re a man and you try to kiss me ima dip. Just keep that energy somewhere else, then I won’t care. Unless you my homie then we kiss goodnight
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Kitti Minx looks like a good asmr May have to listen to it after work
1 likewonder how thicc all of your thicc characters are, like just thicc or thiccer then a snicker ?
3 likesYou have solved world hunger with those words
0 likesI'm listening to your asmr in the office of my doctor in public and also I love you're asmr video your doing a great job for us 💚💙
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U legend
1 likeMadlade
1 like@The rolling droideka madlade, madlade let rip
1 like@ThotSlayer J'ai toujours une peur de ouf que mon téléphone passe en mode haut parleur pour aucune raison
0 likesA coyote girl would be interesting. Coyotes adapt very well to human environments, and are very clever. The Native Americans saw them as tricksters, so they should be pretty fun.
7 likesPetition for kitti minx to make a playlist called dummy thicc asmrs who is with me
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Yes indeed
3 likesThe clap of their asscheeks woke daddy demonitization
13 likes@Nigel Necroz ooo that's a good one
0 likesAw hell ya
0 likesHell yes
1 likeYeees!
0 likesYes
0 likesJust make the playlist yourself, dummy.
0 likesDamn, not only is there a good story, great voice work, a kitsune, but also tingles. Great work Kitti, very impressive
0 likesAh kitsunes, a favorite among my weaknesses.
4 likesThe spray bottle immediately gave me tingles.
Plot twist: Tekoa is all waifus. She sought out the guy in all the videos, but because he's a player and afraid of commitment she keeps trying new personas in an attempt to make him fall for her. Whatever it takes...
31 likesMaybe this isn't really her! It's an elder goddess of some shit woah
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Well it worked multiple times, so idk y she showing this now
2 likesOn a roll Kitti, keep up the good work
4 likesAnother kittiminx gem right here. Can't wait to see more of Tekoa
0 likesGood job kitti minx I really appreciate your asmr it helps me relax.
0 likesShe's rather sweet nice and friendly
0 likesDefinitely another one of my favourite characters from your videos
2 likesAwesome video ❤️❤️❤️
0 likesWell you know what you says: imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😘❤️
0 likesAppreciate all the uploads lately.
3 likesAaa... Kitsune, my favorite kind of fox 😊❤️❤️
1 likeReplies (1)
The best kind of fox
0 likes“I’m technically a guy”
17 likesMe: The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
Harland Sanders seven months.
The Colonel greets well-wishers during his 90th birthday party in September 1980.
Published by KFC Corporation 1441 Gardiner Lane
Louisville, Kentucky 40213 United States of America
First edition, 2012
Copyright © KFC Corporation, 2012
ISBN: 978-0-9855439-0-7
Sanders, Colonel Harland
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
Printed in New Zealand
Set in Amasis MT, American Typewriter and Mural Script Designed by Redcactus Design Limited, Auckland, New Zealand Food Photography by Babiche Martens
Food Styling by Fiona Smith
KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, the image of Colonel Sanders and related marks are registered trademarks of KFC Corporation. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks referenced in this book are the property of their respective owners.
Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, sorted in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of KFC Corporation. You may not sell this book or otherwise use it for commercial purposes.
The scanning, uploading, and/or distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law. Please download only authorized electronic editions and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrightable materials.
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
1
Contents
The Story...
Foreword – By Pete Harman 4 Introduction – A Life in Recipes 8 Chapter 1 – The Rising: Baking Bread and Beyond 10 Chapter 2 – A Culinary Education 21 Chapter 3 – From Lawyer to Mechanic, a Jack of all Trades 26 Chapter 4 – What Came First: The Chicken 35 Chapter 5 – A Country Ham Primer 45 Chapter 6 – A Leap into the World of High Finance 50 Chapter 7 – High ‘Steaks’ and the Motel Business 55 Chapter 8 – Hard Times and Grounded Dreams 58 Chapter 9 – Magic in Multiples: Franchising Takes Off 65 Chapter 10 – Gaining Momentum: Business Blooms 72 Chapter 11 – Passing the Torch 80 Chapter 12 – New Leadership, New Goals 83 Chapter 13 – Trendsetting and the Take-Away Bucket 89 Chapter 14 – Hard Work: The Fountain of Youth 92 Chapter 15 – Community Service: Giving Your Best 94 Chapter 16 – From Humble Beginnings, a Legacy 99
2
The Food...
Appetizers 109 Hot Biscuits, French Fried Parsnips and Cauliflower, Corn Fritters,
Corn Chowder, Hush Puppies, Mint Julep.
Sides 121 Candied Sweet Potatoes, Onion Pie, Transparent Squash,
Cranberry Conserve, Fried Tomatoes, Bread Stuffing.
Breakfast 133 Coffee – the way we used to make it on the farm, Butter Thin
Pancakes, Light Bread, Extra Special Scrambled Eggs,
The Colonel’s Special Omelet, Potato Pancakes.
Main 143 Roast Turkey, Roast Beef, Meat Loaf, Scalloped Potatoes,
Chicken Brunswick Stew, Apple-Stuffed Pork Chops, Mulligan Stew.
Desserts 157 Baked Apple Dumplings, Pecan Pie, Chocolate Pie,
Lemon Sponge Pie, Special Brown Betty, Sand Tarts,
Oatmeal Cake, Upside Down Peach Cobbler.
Conversion Reference Guide 173 Acknowledgements 176
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4
FoREwoRD By PEtE HARMAn
On September 9, 1890, a legend was born in Henryville, Indiana. His name was Harland Sanders, but for those of us that knew him, and for the millions around the world that know of him, he’s simply, the Colonel. His humble beginnings and varied career path laid the foundation for a life that symbolizes the American Dream.
The Colonel’s life was a life of ups and downs, and probably more
downs than ups in his earlier years. His dream of success, like most great entrepreneurs, centered around the values of hard work, honesty, loyalty, recognition, giving back, and most of all, passion. He was passionate about hospitality, he was passionate about delicious home-cooked meals, and more than anything he was passionate about his Original Recipe,
the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
The Colonel perfected his secret recipe in 1939, and his restaurant
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Wut
4 likesRespect ✊
2 likesMy name is Zero
70 likesKitti Minx: the name fits you
Me: crying inside
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.-.
1 likeF
2 likesF
2 likesdon't worry my red robot friend just make sure you survive until the zx series
0 likesFoxgirls are awesome and tea time with her would be great.
4 likesOh look another kitsune
17 likesAND THIS TIME COMES EXTRA THICC?!?!!?
Oh boy what a good day to be in love ^w^
I hope see her again
I like her ....
I wonder if tekoa is related with the supernatural forest arc
Maybe she is someone close to freya?
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We be dating her sister lol
1 likeShadow is in love?
0 likesAttention this joke only works if you think the character we're playing as is into women the youth, wanting to see who was helping them from their dehydrated state, opened their eyes and saw a beautiful lady with gorgous purple hair, crystal blue eyes,
4 likesbig bazongas,fox ears, and a tail. Upon seeing this beauty, the youth's thirst..... has now doubledReplies (1)
Great BIG BAZONGAS!
0 likesYou are technically a GUY Tekoa?! Yep,nope! I'm out! I am grateful for your help,but I don't do traps. No matter how fine looking they might be Tekoa. SPACE GHOST!!!
0 likesHer: This might sound disgusting, but can I lick your wounds? It'll-
2 likesMe: I barely survived a plane crash before being rescued by a wolfgirl that asked the same thing when I was settled in at her cabin. Go right ahead and lick.
Tekoa: you could say I'm technically a guy.
1 likeMy brain: F@#$ ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! insert spongebob brain on fire gif here
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(Insert the President's scream from Mosters VS Aliens here as well. 😁)
0 likes"Colonel, I keep trying to sneak past the guards. But I'm dummy Thicc and the clap of ass cheeks keeps alerting them"
0 likesNow we need an ASMR roleplay of The Thing
2 likesReplies (2)
The shapeshifting murdering alien? That wont end well.
1 like@Mr. sans kid probably not, but that's part of the fun. Just call it Assimilation ASMR
0 likesTekoa: did you fall?
2 likesMe: No. I was running from the purple guy.
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EYYYY
0 likeslol the slurp sounds go right up my spine! Shudders!
0 likesSometimes I wonder what point of my life led me to becoming a degenerate weeb who will never have any friends and will die alone.
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King Dedede for me it was the moment I decided to watch DxD. Lmao
5 likes@300zxheadass I think for me it might have been the moment I decided to watch Monster Musuem (uncensored)
6 likessad violin intensifies
4 likesChin up, me lad.
2 likesA true chad penguin wouldn’t kink shame himself
0 likesmy friend turned me in to a weeb by showing me anime now i am more of a degenerate than he is
0 likesI’m not worried about it.
0 likesNice asmr videos the help me very well
0 likes"I'm technically a guy..."
7 likesMy Pansexuality: Let me introduce myself-
"you could say I'm technically a guy"
18 likesMe: ...
S W I G G I T Y S W O O G I T Y
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Just for the sake of the meme "LEMME SMASH" (I'm not gay, I got on socks, and a gf)
0 likesTekoa is secretly Shang Tsung
3 likes11:40 And this is where I suggest we be friends and nothing more. At least you were honest though, I appreciate it.
1 like12:27 "You could say I'm technically a guy."
130 likesHold up
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Futanari, perhaps? I'm certainly intrigued by the possibilities.
12 likesFor Context this was the most popular option for an lgbt themed audio, the character used to be male, but changed forms... taaadaaa
10 likes@Tunkkis No, shapeshifter. It was clearly stated.
7 likes@Eleonora Heck. Well that's what I get for commenting before completing the video. But I still stand behind the point that it could be possible.
2 likes@ThotSlayer That's a different subject all together.
3 likesIt's a trap !
3 likesWait
1 likeprofessional trap?!
0 likesNah keep going.
0 likes@ThotSlayer I love how her voice is literally the only thing that is female but since its "rusty" it isnt female lol
0 likesIs it werd that I think the lawnmower in the background is relaxing as well 🤔
0 likesWhat I think:shape shifter?
42 likesWhat my warhammer brain thinks: XENOS!?
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Unsure if heresy. In doubt, I propose EXTERMINATUS.
4 likes@flopier591 EXTERMINATUS.
4 likesIt still only counts as one!
0 likes@Dracorus Dracius I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of thousands of dying tyranids brother.
5 likesBURN THEM IN HOLY FIRE!
4 likesSEND IN THE HOLY INQUISTION!
4 likes@Tanyeen SEND THE BLACK TEMPLARS!!!
1 like@AWACS Long Caster Death korps of krieg, reporting for action!
2 likesSuffer not the xenos to live brothers. Get the flamer...the heavy flamer!
0 likes@flopier591 negative....Planet is priority absolute....Exterminatus is not authorized.
0 likesIdc if the sun is about to absorb the earth, i will keep my sweatshirt on and continue to keep my hair long
0 likesIma take me a stumble through the forest too 😏😏😏
0 likes"You could say I'm technically a guy"
92 likeswait a minute
We have been tricked. Scammed. We have quite possibly been bamboozled
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(Police sirens whaling in the background)
5 likesLol all shit it’s all going down!
5 likesWe've been smeckeldorfed
6 likes🤣🤣🤣
Were snowed in
1 like@Benny9tails That's not even a real word and I agree with you!
0 likesAlso didn't Kittiminx like the original comment? If so, where did the <3 go?
Admiral acbar: IT'S A TRAP!
4 likes@damn daniel real ass they have peepee
0 likes@damn daniel real ass trans women can't give birth and trans men don't produce sperm
2 likes@Ganjagank Many men are infertile and many women as well. You can't claim fertility as a fundamental aspect of sex or gender.
1 like@NekronX20 oh god politics, i just wanted to relax😭
0 likesIts called Futanari you uncultured swines!!
0 likesIt’s a trap!!!
0 likeswhy is the drink part my favorite??!!
0 likesNow I want to get pegged by a futanari kitsune...
0 likesThis really works best for Bi people no problem.
0 likesthat's a thicc kit
0 likesYou better watch out, I think she's a guy, I told my friend that something ain't right. Tekoa is coming to town
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🎶 You'd better watch out! I think she's a guy! I'm not quite sure but something ain't right! Kitsune Tekoa is coming to town! 🎶 😁
0 likesKhajiit would prefer cat girl but then again even Nekos are not Khajiit 🐱
1 likeMe: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 107°F OUTSIDE! I KEEP MY JACKET ON!
1 like(really far in the distance)
1 likegimme a power aid b*tch!
Yay! Another neko!
0 likesIs Tekoa also the witch from goblin slayer
1 likeSo did anyone else actually try searching the email hoping for an Easter egg or was it just me? Nothing found unfortunately. 😿
0 likes"It gives me all sorts of trouble actually." 😓 😫 😴
7 likesIts a pretty low life being a raccoon, but ill take what i can get haha
0 likesdamn boi.....Damn boi DAMN BOI
0 likesHE THICC THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI DAMN!!!!
I love Fox waifus
3 likesI recognize that art style but forgot who made it
1 likeReplies (1)
Credit is in the description!
2 likes"Yeah, but it's mostly because of my systems software battery." 😔
16 likes"I'm technically a guy"
1 likeGuess I'm gay now.
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As captain jack harkness would say, "yes please"
0 likesKuro is best fox.
1 likeEXTRA THICC
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clown
1 like@Xpodo no u
0 likesIf anyone says my name I always answer with "I how are you doing?"
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Mr sans kid
0 likes@Chill Bee ♡ you missed the .
0 likesSo am I on top or is Tekoa on top? I don't mind to be honest 👀
0 likesCan she give birth? Because if so, her original gender isn't a deal breaker.
0 likesShe protecc
0 likesShe attacc
But most importantly...
She thicc
Minecraft hits different when listening to asmr
1 likeTHICC.
0 likesDONT YOU EVER EVER LEWD MY SENKO
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Bruh I finally found a dancing Godzilla
0 likesSkyler Farlow yes you have i dance all the time everyday all the time
0 likesWe have been deceived into recieving the big gay.
14 likesAnyone else hear a lawn mower in the background >.>
0 likes"I was born with a male body"
13 likesWhooooops. Stop. Imma leave now
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this ain't it Chief!
1 like😨 😑 Aight,Imma head on out then....
1 likeImagine being so insecure about your sexuality you post that.
2 likesOhno
0 likes@NekronX20 shh no politics here just enjoy the voice of the kitsune
1 likeCan you do kurumi tokisaki from date a live if you know who that is
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Great anime 👌 dog origami asmr XD
0 likesIf she's a shapeshifter....would she be able to swallow a human whole..?
0 likesHello kitti minx wow this kitstune
0 likesGot very nice chest very thick just like you hope you have a great summer gorgeous day darling
Ayo look fam, be what you want to be. A man, a girl, A horse, idk. I support you, but the moment I find out you’re a man and you try to kiss me ima dip. Just keep that energy somewhere else, then I won’t care. Unless you my homie then we kiss goodnight
0 likesHer: your red a sweaty me: cause I ain’t have no moms spaghetti
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You got to have your mom's spaghetti
0 likes🐧🐧🐧
0 likesEveryone was a male in this series XD !!!
0 likesWhy is this real
0 likesYou could say im a guy
0 likesThomas had never seen such bullshit before
Are they male or female? I’m confused.
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Yes
0 likesI'm a futanari and female lover so btw i don't like men
0 likesDAYUM BOI SHE THICC! THATS A THICC ASS BOI, DAYUM! BAH-BAH!
0 likesWhat makes her thicc -
0 likesJust don’t make me call you a made up gender and we’re good.
0 likesNeeds more ear licking
0 likesSex with a Shapeshifter: well technically gay but really not.
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I dunno I'd be pretty happy about it.
3 likes@ThotSlayer Reads right here
0 likesSays right here that its technically gay.
@ThotSlayer 110%
1 likemm i dunno, seems pretty gay to me.
2 likes@Error well yes but actually no
0 likesThat is not the law of equivalent exchange.
1 likeIts bi
0 likesbruh you're gay and straight at the same time, you transcend sexuality at that point
0 likesDamn, she's cute, wanna date her!
6 likesDamn she Thicc
10 likesAnyways Great Video Dude