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You have solved world hunger with those words

wonder how thicc all of your thicc characters are, like just thicc or <b>thiccer then a snicker</b> ?

wonder how thicc all of your thicc characters are, like just thicc or *thiccer then a snicker* ?

Kitti Minx looks like a good asmr May have to listen to it after work


I'm listening to your asmr in the office of my doctor in public and also I love you're asmr video your doing a great job for us 💚💙

@ThotSlayer J'ai toujours une peur de ouf que mon téléphone passe en mode haut parleur pour aucune raison

@The rolling droideka madlade, madlade let rip


A coyote girl would be interesting. Coyotes adapt very well to human environments, and are very clever. The Native Americans saw them as tricksters, so they should be pretty fun.


Petition for kitti minx to make a playlist called dummy thicc asmrs who is with me

The clap of their asscheeks woke daddy demonitization


Damn, not only is there a good story, great voice work, a kitsune, but also tingles. Great work Kitti, very impressive


Ah kitsunes, a favorite among my weaknesses.<br>The spray bottle immediately gave me tingles.

Ah kitsunes, a favorite among my weaknesses.
The spray bottle immediately gave me tingles.


Plot twist: Tekoa is all waifus. She sought out the guy in all the videos, but because he's a player and afraid of commitment she keeps trying new personas in an attempt to make him fall for her. Whatever it takes...

Maybe this isn't really her! It's an elder goddess of some shit woah

Well it worked multiple times, so idk y she showing this now


Another kittiminx gem right here. Can't wait to see more of Tekoa


Good job kitti minx I really appreciate your asmr it helps me relax.


Definitely another one of my favourite characters from your videos


Well you know what you says: imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😘❤


Aaa... Kitsune, my favorite kind of fox 😊❤❤


“I’m technically a guy”
Me: The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef

  Harland Sanders seven months.

 The Colonel greets well-wishers during his 90th birthday party in September 1980.

 Published by KFC Corporation 1441 Gardiner Lane
Louisville, Kentucky 40213 United States of America
First edition, 2012
Copyright © KFC Corporation, 2012
ISBN: 978-0-9855439-0-7
Sanders, Colonel Harland
The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
Printed in New Zealand
Set in Amasis MT, American Typewriter and Mural Script Designed by Redcactus Design Limited, Auckland, New Zealand Food Photography by Babiche Martens
Food Styling by Fiona Smith
KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, the image of Colonel Sanders and related marks are registered trademarks of KFC Corporation. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks referenced in this book are the property of their respective owners.
Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, sorted in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of KFC Corporation. You may not sell this book or otherwise use it for commercial purposes.
The scanning, uploading, and/or distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law. Please download only authorized electronic editions and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrightable materials.

  The Autobiography of the Original Celebrity Chef
1

 Contents
The Story...
Foreword – By Pete Harman 4 Introduction – A Life in Recipes 8 Chapter 1 – The Rising: Baking Bread and Beyond 10 Chapter 2 – A Culinary Education 21 Chapter 3 – From Lawyer to Mechanic, a Jack of all Trades 26 Chapter 4 – What Came First: The Chicken 35 Chapter 5 – A Country Ham Primer 45 Chapter 6 – A Leap into the World of High Finance 50 Chapter 7 – High ‘Steaks’ and the Motel Business 55 Chapter 8 – Hard Times and Grounded Dreams 58 Chapter 9 – Magic in Multiples: Franchising Takes Off 65 Chapter 10 – Gaining Momentum: Business Blooms 72 Chapter 11 – Passing the Torch 80 Chapter 12 – New Leadership, New Goals 83 Chapter 13 – Trendsetting and the Take-Away Bucket 89 Chapter 14 – Hard Work: The Fountain of Youth 92 Chapter 15 – Community Service: Giving Your Best 94 Chapter 16 – From Humble Beginnings, a Legacy 99
2

 The Food...
Appetizers 109 Hot Biscuits, French Fried Parsnips and Cauliflower, Corn Fritters,
Corn Chowder, Hush Puppies, Mint Julep.
Sides 121 Candied Sweet Potatoes, Onion Pie, Transparent Squash,
Cranberry Conserve, Fried Tomatoes, Bread Stuffing.
Breakfast 133 Coffee – the way we used to make it on the farm, Butter Thin
Pancakes, Light Bread, Extra Special Scrambled Eggs,
The Colonel’s Special Omelet, Potato Pancakes.
Main 143 Roast Turkey, Roast Beef, Meat Loaf, Scalloped Potatoes,
Chicken Brunswick Stew, Apple-Stuffed Pork Chops, Mulligan Stew.
Desserts 157 Baked Apple Dumplings, Pecan Pie, Chocolate Pie,
Lemon Sponge Pie, Special Brown Betty, Sand Tarts,
Oatmeal Cake, Upside Down Peach Cobbler.
Conversion Reference Guide 173 Acknowledgements 176
3

 4
FoREwoRD By PEtE HARMAn
On September 9, 1890, a legend was born in Henryville, Indiana. His name was Harland Sanders, but for those of us that knew him, and for the millions around the world that know of him, he’s simply, the Colonel. His humble beginnings and varied career path laid the foundation for a life that symbolizes the American Dream.
The Colonel’s life was a life of ups and downs, and probably more
downs than ups in his earlier years. His dream of success, like most great entrepreneurs, centered around the values of hard work, honesty, loyalty, recognition, giving back, and most of all, passion. He was passionate about hospitality, he was passionate about delicious home-cooked meals, and more than anything he was passionate about his Original Recipe,
the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
The Colonel perfected his secret recipe in 1939, and his restaurant


My name is Zero
Kitti Minx: the name fits you
Me: crying inside

don't worry my red robot friend just make sure you survive until the zx series

United States Department of Homeland Security


Foxgirls are awesome and tea time with her would be great.


Oh look another kitsune
AND THIS TIME COMES  EXTRA THICC?!?!!?

Oh boy what a good day to be in love  ^w^

I hope see her again
I like her ....

I wonder if tekoa is related with the supernatural forest arc
Maybe  she is someone close to  freya?


Attention this joke only works if you think the character we're playing as is into women the youth, wanting to see who was helping them from their dehydrated state, opened their eyes and saw a beautiful lady with gorgous purple hair, crystal blue eyes, big bazongas, fox ears, and a tail. Upon seeing this beauty, the youth's thirst..... has now doubled

*Attention this joke only works if you think the character we're playing as is into women* _the youth, wanting to see who was helping them from their dehydrated state, opened their eyes and saw a beautiful lady with gorgous purple hair, crystal blue eyes, __-big bazongas,-__ fox ears, and a tail. Upon seeing this beauty, the youth's thirst..... _*_has now doubled_*


You are technically a GUY Tekoa?! Yep,nope! I'm out! I am grateful for your help,but I don't do traps. No matter how fine looking they might be Tekoa. SPACE GHOST!!!


Her: This might sound disgusting, but can I lick your wounds? It'll-<br>Me: I barely survived a plane crash before being rescued by a wolfgirl that asked the same thing when I was settled in at her cabin. Go right ahead and lick.

Her: This might sound disgusting, but can I lick your wounds? It'll-
Me: I barely survived a plane crash before being rescued by a wolfgirl that asked the same thing when I was settled in at her cabin. Go right ahead and lick.


Tekoa: you could say I'm technically a guy.
My brain: F@#$ ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! insert spongebob brain on fire gif here

Tekoa: you could say I'm technically a guy.
My brain: F@#$ ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! *insert spongebob brain on fire gif here*

(Insert the President's scream from Mosters VS Aliens here as well. 😁)


"Colonel, I keep trying to sneak past the guards.  But I'm dummy Thicc and the clap of ass cheeks keeps alerting them"


Now we need an ASMR roleplay of The Thing

@Mr. sans kid probably not, but that's part of the fun. Just call it Assimilation ASMR

The shapeshifting murdering alien? That wont end well.


Tekoa: did you fall?<br>Me: No.  I was running from the purple guy.

Tekoa: did you fall?
Me: No.  I was running from the purple guy.


lol the slurp sounds go right up my spine! Shudders!


Sometimes I wonder what point of my life led me to becoming a degenerate weeb who will never have any friends and will die alone.

my friend turned me in to a weeb by showing me anime now i am more of a degenerate than he is

A true chad penguin wouldn’t kink shame himself

@300zxheadass I think for me it might have been the moment I decided to watch Monster Musuem (uncensored)

King Dedede for me it was the moment I decided to watch DxD. Lmao


"I'm technically a guy..."

My Pansexuality: Let me introduce myself-


"you could say I'm technically a guy"
Me: ...

S W I G G I T Y S W O O G I T Y

"you could say I'm technically a guy"
Me: ...

*S W I G G I T Y S W O O G I T Y*

Just for the sake of the meme "LEMME SMASH"  (I'm not gay, I got on socks, and a gf)


11:40 And this is where I suggest we be friends and nothing more. At least you were honest though, I appreciate it.


12:27 "You could say I'm technically a guy."
Hold up

12:27 "You could say I'm technically a guy."
*Hold up*

@ThotSlayer I love how her voice is literally the only thing that is female but since its "rusty" it isnt female lol

@ThotSlayer That's a different subject all together.

@Eleonora Heck. Well that's what I get for commenting before completing the video. But I still stand behind the point that it could be possible.

@Tunkkis No, shapeshifter.  It was clearly stated.

For Context this was the most popular option for an lgbt themed audio, the character used to be male, but changed forms... taaadaaa

Futanari, perhaps? I'm certainly intrigued by the possibilities.


Is it werd that I think the lawnmower in the background is relaxing as well 🤔


What I think:shape shifter?<br>What my warhammer brain thinks: XENOS!?

What I think:shape shifter?
What my warhammer brain thinks: XENOS!?

@flopier591 negative....Planet is priority absolute....Exterminatus is not authorized.

Suffer not the xenos to live brothers. Get the flamer...the heavy flamer!

@AWACS Long Caster Death korps of krieg, reporting for action!

@Dracorus Dracius I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of thousands of dying tyranids brother.

Unsure if heresy. In doubt, I propose EXTERMINATUS.


Idc if the sun is about to absorb the earth, i will keep my sweatshirt on and continue to keep my hair long


Ima take me a stumble through the forest too 😏😏😏


"You could say I'm technically a guy"
wait a minute

We have been tricked. Scammed. We have quite possibly been bamboozled

"You could say I'm technically a guy"
*wait a minute*

We have been tricked. Scammed. We have quite possibly been *bamboozled*

Its called Futanari you uncultured swines!!

@NekronX20 oh god politics, i just wanted to relax😭

@Ganjagank Many men are infertile and many women as well. You can't claim fertility as a fundamental aspect of sex or gender.

@damn daniel real ass trans women can't give birth and trans men don't produce sperm

@Benny9tails That's not even a real word and I agree with you!

Also didn't Kittiminx like the original comment? If so, where did the <3 go?

(Police sirens whaling in the background)


Now I want to get pegged by a futanari kitsune...


This really works best for Bi people no problem.


You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I told my friend that something ain't right. Tekoa is coming to town

🎶 You'd better watch out! I think she's a guy! I'm not quite sure but something ain't right! Kitsune Tekoa is coming to town! 🎶 😁


Khajiit would prefer cat girl but then again even Nekos are not Khajiit 🐱


Me: I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 107°F OUTSIDE! I KEEP MY JACKET ON!


(really far in the distance)<br>gimme a power aid b*tch!

(really far in the distance)
gimme a power aid b*tch!


Is Tekoa also the witch from goblin slayer


So did anyone else actually try searching the email hoping for an Easter egg or was it just me? Nothing found unfortunately. 😿


"It gives me all sorts of trouble actually." 😓 😫 😴


Its a pretty low life being a raccoon, but ill take what i can get haha


damn boi.....Damn boi DAMN BOI <br>HE THICC THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI DAMN!!!!

damn boi.....Damn boi DAMN BOI
HE THICC THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI DAMN!!!!


I recognize that art style but forgot who made it


"Yeah, but it's mostly because of my systems software battery." 😔


"I'm technically a guy"<br>Guess I'm gay now.

"I'm technically a guy"
Guess I'm gay now.

As captain jack harkness would say, "yes please"


If anyone says my name I always answer with "I how are you doing?"


So am I on top or is Tekoa on top? I don't mind to be honest 👀


Can she give birth? Because if so, her original gender isn't a deal breaker.


She protecc

She attacc

But most importantly...

She thicc


Minecraft hits different when listening to asmr


Skyler Farlow yes you have i dance all the time everyday all the time


We have been deceived into recieving the big gay.


Anyone else hear a lawn mower in the background >.>


"I was born with a male body"

Whooooops. Stop. Imma leave now

@NekronX20 shh no politics here just enjoy the voice of the kitsune

Imagine being so insecure about your sexuality you post that.


Can you do kurumi tokisaki from date a live if you know who that is


If she's a shapeshifter....would she be able to swallow a human whole..?


Hello kitti minx wow this kitstune<br>Got very nice chest very thick just like you hope you have a great summer  gorgeous day darling

Hello kitti minx wow this kitstune
Got very nice chest very thick just like you hope you have a great summer  gorgeous day darling


Ayo look fam, be what you want to be. A man, a girl, A horse, idk. I support you, but the moment I find out you’re a man and you try to kiss me ima dip. Just keep that energy somewhere else, then I won’t care. Unless you my homie then we kiss goodnight


Her: your red a sweaty me: cause I ain’t have no moms spaghetti


Everyone was a male in this series XD !!!


You could say im a guy

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

You could say im a guy

*Thomas had never seen such bullshit before*


I'm a futanari and female lover so btw i don't like men


<b>DAYUM BOI SHE THICC! THATS A THICC ASS BOI, DAYUM! BAH-BAH!</b>

*DAYUM BOI SHE THICC! THATS A THICC ASS BOI, DAYUM! BAH-BAH!*


Just don’t make me call you a made up gender and we’re good.


Sex with a Shapeshifter: well technically gay but really not.

bruh you're gay and straight at the same time, you transcend sexuality at that point

That is not the law of equivalent exchange.

@ThotSlayer Reads right here

Says right here that its technically gay.

@ThotSlayer *Reads right here*

Says right here that its technically gay.


Damn she Thicc<br>Anyways Great Video Dude