@Pickled PlumsI'm also late but you can create dissonance in C major as well as any other major key because they have the same intervals. I think a lot of children's music is in C because there are no sharps or flats and it's easier to understand when you are first learning about music.
@Kevin Sundelin basically it means that it's super easy to switch from C major to A minor. Both keys have tha same set of notes but have a different root note. So if you take C major (CDEFGAB, no sharps or flats) but start playing from A (ABCDEFG) – bam! You got a minor!
@Dehumanized Anomaly nah he was just the face of it. The industry was completely behind him and so were a lot of other artists who weren't willing to put their face out there.🤷
dude, what the heck. i've been watching your vids nonstop for the past week. my buddy just randomly sent this video to me, and i see you here?? what odds
@AlbinoTuxedo what? How in tf have you NEVER heard the original? Everyone has heard the original. And no!! You don't wanna keep it that way!!! Go listen to Enter Sandman and don't waste time!! This is a damn emergency! The entire album is iconic but literally everyone has heard Enter Sandman somewhere before. I will be shocked if you hear it and still say you had never heard it before!
@Brandi To be fair its more than 3+ decades old. That means its possible there are people today who didnt exist yet when it released and yet are now old enough to have school age children. Just putting things into perspective. Theres already enough stuff happening in the world now and in our lifetimes, then to also know everything about what happened before we were born.
I know it's probably difficult but if you could somehow isolate the original vocals like you did with Drowning Pool's Bodies that'll be awesome! Love your work haha
Ask any of the elitist fans from back then who still can't move on and they'll tell you this is what the black album sounded like to them compared to the first 4 albums.
After 3 great albums, then Justice, this is when they jumped the shark. Though many years ago I was in a band that played this song mashed up with Blondie's Heart of Glass. The Blondie song was trickier with its changing time signatures.
Woh! Take a bow. The more you play the better and better it gets. I'm going to learn this off by heart to sing to my 18 month old little-un'. Thank you. (: If you like this- then you should check out band called "Slay Duggee"
The choice of the concert recording, and the edits of this ( most notable, the cuts of the fans ) was so choice that I almost didn't hate you, for absolutely ruining it.
You only made it better! There was a commercial back in the 60's, where a dad got his son an AMC Javelin for graduation and the kid dolled it up with a giant blower and scoop poking out of the hood. The dad says, "YOU RUINED IT!!" The kid says, "I only made it better."
You didn't ruin it for me. Now I have a reference video for how this song sounds in my ears. Watered down Metallica, who is jus watered down Megadeth is just too much water lol
They ruined it. That was my chord progression a year or two before they came out with Sandman and made millions in a song I wrote in my local band that some famous bands played at. They slowed down that famous chord progression and then put a copyright on the chord progression. Wonder why they did that? Smellica. Something fishy about that. Could be a coincidence but who puts a copyright on a chord progression- a song yes but not a chord progression. That song was one of four songs going on our demo that three popular magazines were telling all of their subscribers about us. The whole music industry is criminal. Glad you are making fun of some of it.
I read the first line and then the 2nd, thought the next would be asking to get you off the planet to escape this. Lol couldn't have been more wrong about your ask.
In my opinion this is the worst Metallica song every time i say to to someone do you listen to Metallica? They say ive listened to enter sandman. The song overall gets so boring so quickly. There are so many other great Metallica songs like Hit The Lights that a great tune to listen to once in a while. Im so happy this song got a kids version this should be the original version.
Hate the original. I remember seeing it on Mtv world premiere video, which was the first time anyone heard it...and I was like ???? what is this shite...thin riff rock cheesy linear chromatic compo, no chordal substance and wank lyrics (Megadeth had released 'Go to Hell' a few months earlier, same nursery rhyme). Anyways as always a big fuck you to the team over at Metallica, three members (Lars, Hetfield, Hammet(and why not Keidis,Flea and Smith while you're at it)). Corporate wholesale who haven't been able to muster a single good song in almost 30 years and a day.
This is how I always thought of Metallica, especially this song. Stupid lyrics that only a young child would find edgy. Of course idiot metal heads of the time were thinking everyone else thought they were cool and dangerous. Clown shit.
That fact that this is in C major is just too perfect
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What does "in C major/minor" mean?
16 likes@Cheese Business The key the music is in, a set of notes in order, so to speak
61 likesI’m late, but C Major is infamously used in a lot of children’s musical toys because it’s impossible to create dissonance
112 likes@Pickled Plums "Hold my binkie"
15 likes@VerticalHamburger "I made a stinky"
10 likesShould have been in A Minor 😉
15 likes@Kevin Sundelin LMAO
1 like666 like
0 likes@Kevin Sundelin ironically enough, A Minor is a relative minor to a Major C
8 likes@shryggurI learnt the circle of fifths once and I was wondering if it was as I read that comment and you confirmed it lol thanks
1 likeC major is ALWAYS RIGHT
0 likes@Pickled PlumsI'm also late but you can create dissonance in C major as well as any other major key because they have the same intervals. I think a lot of children's music is in C because there are no sharps or flats and it's easier to understand when you are first learning about music.
2 likes@shryggur I don't know what that means but it sounds interesting
0 likes@Kevin Sundelin basically it means that it's super easy to switch from C major to A minor. Both keys have tha same set of notes but have a different root note. So if you take C major (CDEFGAB, no sharps or flats) but start playing from A (ABCDEFG) – bam! You got a minor!
1 like@shryggur Ah, thank you for explaining!
1 like@Pickled Plums The b and f in question:
0 likesImagine you show this to your little kid and he grows up thinking this is the real version.
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I am definitely telling my kids this is the original version!
34 likes@El HowardThat is some chaotic evil energy and I love it
20 likesThe phrase "they all float down here" comes to mind.
3 likesha ha good one. Way to mess with them, then imagine their surprise later in life when they hear the real version.
2 likesHilarity all around.
@Jimmy Zhao hehe
1 likeGlad you didn't have to edit Lars's drums.
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Bruh...
221 likes😂😂😂
67 likesIf anything, it's a much more artistic improvement.
139 likesThis comment needs to go to 1k likes in half an hour
63 likesHaha!!!
11 likesThis is the most savage thing I've ever seen someone comment.
88 likesTop comment!!
13 likesI’m dead 😂
13 likessooooooo true
7 likeswish they include this in the anniversary edition
13 likesFor what it’s worth, this is still my favorite comment in the history of this channel.
626 likesWinner 😃
8 likesoh man, I love Lars but I can't stop laughing in this one.
11 likesI'd give you gold if I could
1 likehahahahaha xD
1 likeFlawless victory
4 likes@There I Ruined It Unless this comment has been bettered since (I doubt it) I think you should give it a love heart... :)
3 likesI literally laughed out loud, the funniest thing I've read on YT. I've really appreciated 😂😂😂😂
9 likesLmao!
1 likehells, yeah!
0 likesEvery time someone disses Lars’ drumming he chews gum a little bit faster
14 likesdamn this is funnier than the video :D
1 likeStill laughing at this 2 years later
2 likesJust found this comment. Brav-fucking-o!
1 likeHoly fuck you killed him dude
1 likeIm about to call the cops on you. This has to be a crime on some degree...holly shit🤣
2 likesNah he actually improved the drum track.
0 likesThis is the best comment ever. There is now no need for any more Internet.
1 likeHa! Was thinking the same thing
0 likesThis is the most savage burn on Metallica I've ever seen.
4 likesBuahahahaha 🤣😂
0 likes@grasshoffers and his voice gets a little whinier….
1 like😂
0 likes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0 likesBRUH.. HAHA
0 likesHello, police? I'd like to report a murder.
0 likes@Joseph Ferris Lars Ulrich killed free peer2peer downloading. Any murder of Lars after that is considered justifiable homicide.
2 likes@Coeus Darksoul No it is not, but it's still quite funny to see this video.
0 likes@There I Ruined It has it been topped yet?
0 likes😂😂😂😂😂😂
0 likes😂😂😂😂
0 likesWhen did the bashing lars for his drumming thing become such a thing, and still.. 🤷he really ain't that bad
1 like@Dehumanized Anomaly nah he was just the face of it. The industry was completely behind him and so were a lot of other artists who weren't willing to put their face out there.🤷
0 likes"Sit down Lars. Play the drums like you're supposed to." -Butt-head
1 likeOoooooooooooohhhhhh 😱
0 likesNot true he had to edit it onto the right beat.
0 likesWhat an incredible comment. Well done. I literally spit taked on this haha
Lars' *
0 likesThat was gold
0 likesYessss 100%
0 likesIm so glad everyone else got the same feeling and pleasure from this comment. It was actually more funny than the video
0 likesThe slide whistle kills me every single time. 😂
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I've got a fever. And the only cure is more slide whistle!
6 likesthis is so good hahaha
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dude, what the heck. i've been watching your vids nonstop for the past week. my buddy just randomly sent this video to me, and i see you here?? what odds
6 likesI fuckin love your videos bud
2 likesLol I didn’t expect MrBallen here!!!
3 likesDidn't expect to see u here.. your storytelling skills are insane😄
2 likesIt's a Ballen in the wild! For real though this dude has put out some good stuff.
1 likeDid not expect you here, love your stories
1 likeI don’t think this is either strange, dark or mysterious
0 likesLol
1 likeLol of all the people to comment
1 likeOh, so this is what Mr B watches on here.
1 likeThis is great just showed my wife I was singing this to my son and he was laughing and she thought I was weird
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Hahah, I love it.
85 likesMah Nà Mah Nà
4 likesDoo doo da doo doo
1 likeThis is peak fatherhood, this guy just set the bar.
13 likesI can't give you my like, as it at 404 now, but take this comment.
1 likeI hope your son still enjoys it😆
@There I Ruined It It was supposed to ruin Something 😅
0 likes@The Maelman I'd say he set the bar pretty low. My 1-year-old headbangs to Cattle Decapitation.
0 likesShe's not wrong. Not that weird is necessarily a bad thing...
0 likesMetallica needs more slide whistles
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Words of wisdom.
1 likeAnd more cowbell!
3 likes"Wa" whistles🤣
1 likelol
0 likesI now can't remember what the original sounds like
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its too late for you. should have turn off your phone in the first 5 sec. you've lost too far and no return
8 likesI've never heard the original, and honestly I intend to keep it that way. This is Enter the Sandman for me now
22 likes@AlbinoTuxedo amongst all people in this world you are that special 10% people that..
4 likesNEVER LISTEN TO ENTER SANDMAN
I guess you could say... he ruined it
1 like@AlbinoTuxedo what? How in tf have you NEVER heard the original? Everyone has heard the original. And no!! You don't wanna keep it that way!!! Go listen to Enter Sandman and don't waste time!! This is a damn emergency! The entire album is iconic but literally everyone has heard Enter Sandman somewhere before. I will be shocked if you hear it and still say you had never heard it before!
4 likes@AlbinoTuxedo https://youtu.be/XZuM4zFg-60
0 likes@Brandi when you commented this I hadn’t heard it, but now it’s a top 5 song for me
1 like@Brandi To be fair its more than 3+ decades old. That means its possible there are people today who didnt exist yet when it released and yet are now old enough to have school age children. Just putting things into perspective. Theres already enough stuff happening in the world now and in our lifetimes, then to also know everything about what happened before we were born.
1 likeYou, my friend, are a genius!!! This deserves a Grammy! I can't stop laughing 😆🤣😂
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Did you mean Gwammy?
1 likeI died at the guitar riff.
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I pissed myself, then I died 🤣🤣
23 likesI shit and pissed myself, then rolled around on the floor laughing and twitching for a few hours, then died, then came back to life again.
2 likesOh how I hope Metallica includes this as a hidden track on their next album!
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This is what you hear when you play Sandman backwards
0 likesThe music is one thing but where you really flaunt your ability is in editing the video to match so well
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Thanks man!
16 likesIt seems to me that a parody this good requires a lot of tedious work... but it was well worth it!
3 likesThis is how this song should be, as it is a lullaby. I doubt a child would sleep with the original. Unless he or she wants nightmares.
18 likesThis is actually how Mettallica sounds to me in real life.
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Nah, this is far too heavy.
4 likesI know it's probably difficult but if you could somehow isolate the original vocals like you did with Drowning Pool's Bodies that'll be awesome! Love your work haha
13 likesI like this more than the actual song
11 likesI cannot stop laughing. Between this, “The Shallows” polka, and the “Gangstas Paradise” I’m dying.
88 likesThe slide whistle cracks me up every time.
5 likesWhat a great song for kids it teaches kindness respect and responsibility
8 likesThe drummer did better job keeping time than Lars typically does.
1 likeSuch a great song about not being afraid of the dark
3 likesThe lyrics are just perfect for a kids' song
3 likesAnother instant classic. Well done man.
8 likesCan we make a petition to make it into a mandatory song in kindergarten, please?
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Awesome, Imagine Kindergarten teacher teaching this for a school performance.
1 likelol, the clown horn honks are amazing
36 likesI remember when Metallica wanted to release this.
4 likesBut, the exec said 'no'.. I am happy you found the lost original cut.
This is exactly what the song deserves
43 likesimagine this being the enter sandman of an alternate universe
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lol. Imagine their surprise if we could communicate with the alternate universe and send them 'our version'
1 likeAsk any of the elitist fans from back then who still can't move on and they'll tell you this is what the black album sounded like to them compared to the first 4 albums.
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All of their albums sound almost like this, just not as heavy.
1 likeThis should be the original version! Favourite of all times
12 likesYet, this version is still to hard for Lars.
6 likesAfter 3 great albums, then Justice, this is when they jumped the shark. Though many years ago I was in a band that played this song mashed up with Blondie's Heart of Glass. The Blondie song was trickier with its changing time signatures.
1 likeI'll be depression free this week, thank you
5 likesYou know what this song needs? More cowbell!
1 likeWE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAAAAAAND! WERNK WERNK
160 likeswhen I have kids, they will be hearing this for their lullaby
2 likesWell, if soldiers in Soviet uniform at 0:17 are from Monsters of Rock in Moscow 1991, the song is made literally closer to my childhood.
1 likeI used to listen to this song so much when I was younger, and I prefer this version lol
6 likesstill an improvement on Lars' drumming
38 likesoh man, these are too good... Hurry up and make some more.... Love 'em...
1 likeI laughed so much I was crying. My fav so far.
8 likesEvery song needs a slide whistle!
1 likeThey don't need a Grammy, Grammy needs them.
1 likeThis is what it must be like to be in a parallel universe. Or perhaps it's like going to the Kids Bop corner in Hell.
5 likesMy girlfriend just left the room, and I'm not certain she's coming back...
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She doesn't appreciate good music
9 likesShe's not worth it bro
2 likesMy wife just said "I hate everything that's been coming from your phone for the last few minutes."
14 likesSome people just don't understand music
Laughing so hard you make me subbed. Keep the good work, mate.
1 likeKitk's guitar work never sounded better
0 likesThis is what the real song sounds like to me
6 likesKirk finally gets to express his full potential.
0 likesOk. Now I need to listen the original version 😂😂
0 likesI just blew my rum out my nose from getting caught off guard and lmao!!!!...
4 likesLove what your doing!!.
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Hah! Thanks Scott.
1 likeThe last crash cymbal out of tempo killed me.
0 likesWoh! Take a bow. The more you play the better and better it gets. I'm going to learn this off by heart to sing to my 18 month old little-un'. Thank you. (: If you like this- then you should check out band called "Slay Duggee"
1 likeThat toy siren whistle is just icing on this melodic cake
1 likeI get Weird Al vibes from this; I love it!
55 likesDeath Penalty for making this.
21 likesNeed more though. It's so disgusting it's good.
The slide whistle and honks make this so cute!
0 likesIts a shame I will never be able to listen to that song again without smirking.
0 likesIt's the slide whistle that really does it for me
4 likesThis version just erased the one i had in memories. For the best.
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I’m terribly sorry.
11 likesThe memory does not in fact remain.
5 likesI remember this song going so much harder
1 likelmao you guys are crazy and I love it
0 likesYou sir are truly gifted!
0 likesThey should use this version during the credits of an episode of The Sandman that has an especially dark ending, e.g. a character dying or something!
1 likeShowed this to my nephew and nieces....they loved it!!!
0 likesthis has to be some kind of murder because this was fucking gold.
1 likeDude please make a full length one :-D!!!
0 likesi can't love this enough
2 likes“And the Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Performance Vocal or instrumental, Kids’ Version goes to…Jethro Tull for ‘Crest of a Knave’!”
0 likesThe choice of the concert recording, and the edits of this ( most notable, the cuts of the fans ) was so choice that I almost didn't hate you, for absolutely ruining it.
0 likesWell done then 👍
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Thank you. You have good taste in ruined music.
1 likeI really wanna hear a kids version solo
0 likesOh jeeze, i found my new favorite lullaby
0 likesPresents true mastery of the American Fotoplayer. Bravo.
1 likeThis brilliant production made me search for a slide-whistle
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Be sure to grease the whistle.
0 likesThat honk honk kills me. 😅
1 likeNow do Gordon Lightfoot singing Werewolves of London, to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald lol
0 likesLol! This has got Breuer all over it... Jim Breuer, he's hilarious with his impersonations of Rockers singing kids songs.
0 likesI clapped along! 😂
14 likesLove it!
0 likesSounds like drunk dudes are singing a picnic song
2 likesWhoa! This is actually heavier than the original!
0 likesIt's definitely creepier than the original.
0 likesPerfect for today's west coast schools.
I wonder how the other way around would sound like? (A kids band song made hardcore and dark)
0 likesEnter the Sandman is my husbands favorite song...I'm about to go his world up. Lmaoooo
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Mah Nà Mah Nà
0 likesAt least hes warning kids about the sandman 🤣
1 likekid-friendly era😍💅🏻
0 likesA song that used to calm my breast with metal now gives it attacks and nightmares with baby sounds!
0 likesThis is how im gonna introduce Metallica to my kids
0 likesimagine how pissed off the fans would be if they actually played this.
0 likesThe original song was already the Kid's Edition.
2 likesThis is even better than the kidz bop version of all the small things!
0 likesThat is how it would sound if it was a Dead Milkmen song
1 likeI am genuinely disturbed. Great work!
0 likesI didn’t think the title would be so… accurate.
0 likes1 sentence sums this up “its better than kidz bop”
3 likesHoly shit this is the best one.
0 likesThat was awesome🤣🤣🤟🏼🤟🏼
0 likesThis is how their last 3 albums sound to me.
0 likesI FUCKING LOVE YOU! I'm lauging my ass off watching your channel.
0 likesThis is art
24 likesEverything sounds better in 1.25x :D
0 likesahahaha i could listen to the whole black album in this style
0 likesHey at least Lars' drumming is on point now...
0 likesI actually like this better than Slayer on Rock a Bye Baby or Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star
0 likesYou’re onto something here bro, wish I’d thought of it, love it, new sub here
7 likesCan you do this with Slayer or Behemoth?!?! PLEEEEEASE!!!!
0 likesYou only made it better!
0 likesThere was a commercial back in the 60's, where a dad got his son an AMC Javelin for graduation and the kid dolled it up with a giant blower and scoop poking out of the hood. The dad says, "YOU RUINED IT!!" The kid says, "I only made it better."
Im not sure if i should be mad or impressed this is possible.
9 likesNo editing required for Lars i guess 😂
0 likesThis needs waaay more views
1 likeah yes, age appropriate Metallica
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What do you mean..? Metallica's already kiddie rock.
0 likesКстати толпа в таком случае правдоподобно выглядит)
1 likeThis is the greatest channel ever
26 likesI've seen their reaction to Napster and that wasn't pretty, but they going to kill you for this.
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Screw the fans... We're off to Napster, Napster land!
1 likeJim Breuer approves of this version
0 likesI polka'd A Star is Born on 1.25 speed and kept it at that for this song Grand!
0 likes🤣🤣 Pls do a Korn or Meshuggah song one day
0 likesYou need a full version
0 likesBetter than the original.
1 likePlease have James Hetfield react to this 😂😂
0 likesYou didn't ruin it for me. Now I have a reference video for how this song sounds in my ears. Watered down Metallica, who is jus watered down Megadeth is just too much water lol
0 likesRuined it? You improved it tenfold.
0 likesstill sounds good but friendlier lol
0 likesThey ruined it. That was my chord progression a year or two before they came out with Sandman and made millions in a song I wrote in my local band that some famous bands played at. They slowed down that famous chord progression and then put a copyright on the chord progression. Wonder why they did that? Smellica. Something fishy about that. Could be a coincidence but who puts a copyright on a chord progression- a song yes but not a chord progression. That song was one of four songs going on our demo that three popular magazines were telling all of their subscribers about us. The whole music industry is criminal. Glad you are making fun of some of it.
0 likesI thought it said "Kirk's Edition" -
2 likesWas not disappointed.
Sounds better than Metallica !!!
0 likesbetter than metallica live
0 likesSounds alot like Weird Al Yankovic's version to me.
1 likeThis may well surpass Weird Al Yankovic's version!
0 likesComo fãs de Megadeth ver Metallica
1 likeThat cymbal tho
0 likessongs you can loop to fall asleep to
1 likeMagnificent.
1 likeThis is hilarious.
0 likesI think this is more clown's edition or sedition...
2 likesFunny since the members are probably all dads now.
0 likesplease make a metallica baby bedtime melodies edition
0 likesAwe man you got me !! 😅😂
0 likesFirst, how dare you?!
0 likesSecond, I love it
I have strange ASMR type sensations in my arms from this. Thank you?
0 likesMetallica’s Never Never Land: 😈👺☠️🥷🏿🧛🏻♂️🧟♂️🦇🕷🌚🏚🔪🪦🕳🩸💉🃏🏴☠️🦂🥀💣🪓
1 likeTIRI’s Never Never Land: 🥳🧚🏻♀️👼🏻🕺🏻👨👩👧👦🐶🦄🌻🌸🌺🐕☀️🍦🍭🍬🛼🎪⛵️🏝🧸🎈
cool that you kept Lars's original drumming :p
1 likeBro I’m dead💀💀
0 likesSounds more like NOFX fooling around (which they do 90% of the time).
1 likeGuess I don't need to sleep this week.
1 likeGoing to tell my kids this is Metallica
0 likesall your videos are hilarious congrats
0 likesI love it
0 likesThats not Lars that's Cheech Marin singing 🤣
0 likeslove it...proper lolled😂
0 likesGenius! Subscribed.
1 likeWOW way to bury the guitarist! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0 likesOMFG. I am crying. Lolol
1 likeThis is the first time I've seen this. Not bad.
0 likes"Old Metal is just the Wiggles for Adults" -Jim Breuer
3 likesbaby: where's my pacifier
0 likescomrade baby: you mean OUR pacifier
Put this on 1.25x speed, you’ll thank me
0 likes18 Year Old Me: (Banging my head against a wall repeatedly.)
0 likes38 Year Old Me: (Banging my head in the air repeatedly.)
This is basically just Mr. Bungle
0 likesI swear this came out of The wiggles or reading rainbow. Kids nowadays won't know what I'm talking about.
0 likesPEAK YOUTUBE ACHIEVED AND ITS GLORIOUS
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Whose glorious?
1 likeNow do the wiggles - metal version
0 likesIm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life now, thx
0 likesIn a weird way it sounds like sharkboy's sleep song
0 likesIt’s a vibe
0 likesLars Ulrich would probably love this... and still sue you.
0 likesDude you can hear the words so much better
0 likesI wanna help you lol! This is so great
0 likes"Weird Al", eat your heart out!
1 likeFits since it's about Crib Death😉
0 likesThis is the Moscow 1991 concert ain’t it
1 likeThis is an aberration. I love It
0 likesHow mettallica sounds to black and brutal death metalheads
2 likesGod this is an nightmare..
1 likeSounds like a Mr.bungle song😂
0 likesneeds a "cocomelon" intro
12 likesWho tf invited Fat Mike to sing the vocals! 😂
0 likesThis must be the Mike Mothersbaugh version from the Rugrats！
0 likesIm tell my kids this is metallica irl consert
0 likesIt’s not Kid’s Bop, it’s Kid’s Flop!!
0 likes0:20 i can only hear Oscar the Grouch now, thanks again for this cursed Muppets song.
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Mah Nà Mah Nà
1 likeMore like There I fixed it to perfection.
0 likesHAHAHAHAHAHA.... awww thanks, that rocked HAHAHAHAH1
0 likesCIA's new enhanced interrogation techniques's theme song.
1 likeBeautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0 likesWhat kids think of Metallica after listening to slayer kncr
1 likebut the original is for pop loving kids, so...
1 likei hate it so much that i love it
0 likesOh my lung so hurt and my face hurt hahahahahaha 😂🤣😂
0 likesWhy is theyre shot gun shells in a sheath on the mic stand
0 likesThe horns in the end
1 likeMetallica from Ohio be like
0 likesNot half bad!
0 likessounds a little like Weird Al.
1 likeLmao!
1 likeNew Shreds, Finally
0 likesThe original song 10/10 this song -10/10
0 likesThe original is already the kids edition.
1 likeEnter sandman is the kids edition of Metallica
0 likesWow...... a 48 second video. I definitely don't feel like my time is being wasted or anything.
0 likesMetallica at home:
0 likesim drungk as fuck and im gonna piss myself lauging at this
0 likesDear master of ruining songs: I am eternally greatful (dead) to your art. I bow before you.
0 likesohhh this is my first time listening to metallica maybe I try megadeth? (joke)
0 likesmy worst nightmare
0 likespov: you went to see this in Ohio
Why do I keep watching this
0 likesPink Floyd - Numb - Techno Version
0 likesAlternate universe where Metallica failed to make it big and had to join the Wiggles to pay the bills.
0 likesFuck this shit! I love it
0 likesHah, they did this on Beavis and butthead
0 likesJohnny Karate vibes
0 likesMan I really can’t tell if this ruins it
0 likesgoodbye love of music
1 likevocals by Fat Mike (NOFX)?!
11 likesperfect homage to the clowns that ruined the internet
0 likesYou sent me from Reddit. So I clicked subrscribe since I hated that shit. Pure filth. Loved it. Want more.
1 likeKids bop be like
0 likes😂😂
0 likesWhat are you talking about? This is how aggressive it is to begin with
1 likei prefer the one from the black album
0 likesECW fans listening to this be like. WTF?
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Bray Wyatt enters the chat
1 likedon't know how i lived the last two years wiyout this in my life? the kids are going to sleep to this lulaby tonight
0 likesThis is just so bad... Really awful... So bad I can't get it out of my head damn it..
0 likes(I love it)
The 3yo sister of my best friend likes this.
0 likesImagine bridge in this style
0 likesWhat if this was on all kids channels (eg. CBeebies, Disney Junior, Treehouse, etc.)
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i wouldn’t wanna miss it
0 likesLmfao
0 likesOh god lol
1 likeThe country version
0 likesShould ruin master of puppets next
1 likeEnter Sandman - Metallica (Drake Remix)
0 likes😂🤣😅🤣
0 likes😂
0 likesThis sort of sounds like Dead Milkmen ha
0 likes🤣
0 likesThis sounds like the Kars for Kids commercial!!!! WTF
0 likesNumber 5 and I'm seriously offended atm. On to Nr 6 -.-
0 likesHmm. I've seen a lot on the internet, but this is the most emotionally confused I've been.
0 likesPlease send the Nigerians to carry my casket.
1 likeThere you fixed it.
0 likesI'll never forgive you
6 likesAaaaaand subscribed.
38 likesThere you made it better
0 likesThis awesome. It's the perfect 2020 style edition for those who are afraid of getting triggered to listen to in their safe spaces.
0 likesHAHAHAHAHAHHA
0 likesglad you didn't have to edit it
1 likeIt's Mr.Bungle cover?
0 likesToo short... 😆
0 likesmetal 4 kids.
1 likeThis reminds me of Ween
0 likesyoutube music artists need those real grammy's not these rapewood fanatics !
0 likessleep with one eye oPENNN...
1 likeholding a cord and chain
0 likesGod please NO !!!!
Sorry, needs more whistle
2 likesCan you PLEASE ruin SEEK & DESTROY?? Please and thank you! 😁
0 likesCLOWN HORN SOLO
1 likeWhere do I buy tickets
0 likesа детишки-то подросли
0 likesWhistle!
1 like*virginia tech is angry*
1 likeThis song gives me fnaf vibes, and i don't f**king know why.. :/
2 likesWhat have you wrought upon this earth
0 likesI decided I don't like this, after watching it 20 times.
0 likesPlastica track from the “Sky is blue” Album
0 likesThis one is properly ruined
1 likeOk I love reddit for this
1 like🤘
0 likesahaha
0 likesSounds like dead milkmen.
0 likes🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
0 likeshow do you only have 5k subs
0 likesJust put the weezer version
0 likes👀👀👀👍👍👍👍👍
1 likeLitigation incoming.
1 likeThank you
0 likesuhhhh i will clownifed the songs i remember in the self Title album.
0 likesThe clown that failed
Honk but true
My abc of misery
the forgiven
the clown within
don’t honk on me!
i broke sum rules but there ya go
funny
0 likesHahahahaha
0 likesThis sound like Fat Mike
0 likesSounds like Fat Mike.
0 likesI can't hear any difference.
2 likesWatch out they might SUE you for using their music 😒
0 likesEnter Sandcastle
1 likeSounds like boomtown rats xd
0 likesSoldier Boy
0 likesI wanted to hit thumbs down on this so bad, but I just can't.
0 likesKids shows in 2256
1 likeAptly named channel.
0 likesWhat have you done now
1 likeDear Space X
0 likesPlease for the love of God,
dispense throughout the universe
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I read the first line and then the 2nd, thought the next would be asking to get you off the planet to escape this. Lol couldn't have been more wrong about your ask.
1 like@Reblwitoutacause
0 likesLove the thought process 🤣
Why... just.. why...
0 likesYou sure did
0 likesVery Teletubbies.
0 likesRuined, or made better?
0 likesOh god
0 likesReplies (1)
...Book 2
0 likesOmg
0 likesI don't see how you ruined it.
0 likes00:42
0 likesMetalica for Toddlers
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That's just Metallica...
0 likesMetal Nursey School…sounds about right coming from Metallica-ca 💩
1 likeㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
0 likesGod this is so bad, it's actually good?
0 likesGod I hate this SO much haha
0 likesWhat XD
0 likesExit sandman
0 likeswtf
0 likesmetallica but cocomelon
0 likesThis is morally wrong and you know it.
1 likeNoFX?
0 likesLol what
0 likesThanks, I hate it. Keep up the horrible work! :D
0 likesNext One could be something more iconic, such as the Beatles, Michael Jackson, the Queen. Anyway great Job
1 likeReplies (1)
Hmm, he did Michael Jackson. Wonder which Beatles song he's gonna do, probably Good Night as hard rock
0 likeshonk honk
1 likeThanks. I hate it.
0 likesNo no, this is wrong.
0 likesSounds like an average Metallica concert to me
0 likesthanks, I hate it.
0 likesLololololoolololooloooololol
1 likehahahaha gagu
0 likesUm I think i hated that
0 likesagus biblio bebe
0 likesGet help
0 likesHi reddit
5 likesGreat job. You completely ruined it.
0 likesIn my opinion this is the worst Metallica song every time i say to to someone do you listen to Metallica? They say ive listened to enter sandman. The song overall gets so boring so quickly. There are so many other great Metallica songs like Hit The Lights that a great tune to listen to once in a while. Im so happy this song got a kids version this should be the original version.
0 likesi hate this too much
0 likesBoooo! I prefer Bodies by Drowning Pool (the kid edition)
0 likesThe Metallica cover of this is terrible
1 likeBoooo! I prefer Drowning Pool's kids version of Bodies
0 likesthis is so f**** bad and getting worse that it is close to becoming good!
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The channel is called "there I ruined it"
0 likeshttps://youtu.be/B4lu3XGeSEo?t=5
0 likesyw
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You bastard. Got me good.
0 likesThis song should be the new Rick Roll.
🤢🤢😠
1 likeThey sound terrible
0 likesNapster has entered the chat
0 likesEdit: Metallica sucks
SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING GUN!
0 likesГруппа полное говнище и отстой .никогда этот примитив не слушал
0 likesHate the original. I remember seeing it on Mtv world premiere video, which was the first time anyone heard it...and I was like ???? what is this shite...thin riff rock cheesy linear chromatic compo, no chordal substance and wank lyrics (Megadeth had released 'Go to Hell' a few months earlier, same nursery rhyme).
0 likesAnyways as always a big fuck you to the team over at Metallica, three members (Lars, Hetfield, Hammet(and why not Keidis,Flea and Smith while you're at it)). Corporate wholesale who haven't been able to muster a single good song in almost 30 years and a day.
Meanwhile, in Germany: https://youtu.be/T7z8Id9eJx0
0 likesJust made it worse....now I REALLY hate kids
0 likesCurse you
0 likesThis is how I always thought of Metallica, especially this song. Stupid lyrics that only a young child would find edgy. Of course idiot metal heads of the time were thinking everyone else thought they were cool and dangerous. Clown shit.
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