That fact that this is in C major is just too perfect

@Kevin Sundelin basically it means that it's super easy to switch from C major to A minor. Both keys have tha same set of notes but have a different root note. So if you take C major (CDEFGAB, no sharps or flats) but start playing from A (ABCDEFG) – bam! You got a minor!

@shryggur I don't know what that means but it sounds interesting

@Pickled PlumsI'm also late but you can create dissonance in C major as well as any other major key because they have the same intervals. I think a lot of children's music is in C because there are no sharps or flats and it's easier to understand when you are first learning about music.

@shryggurI learnt the circle of fifths once and I was wondering if it was as I read that comment and you confirmed it lol thanks

@Kevin Sundelin  ironically enough, A Minor is a relative minor to a Major C

I’m late, but C Major is infamously used in a lot of children’s musical toys because it’s impossible to create dissonance

@Cheese Business The key the music is in, a set of notes in order, so to speak


Imagine you show this to your little kid and he grows up thinking this is the real version.

ha ha good one.    Way to mess with them,    then imagine their surprise later in life when they hear the real version.  <br> Hilarity all around.

ha ha good one.    Way to mess with them,    then imagine their surprise later in life when they hear the real version.
 Hilarity all around.

The phrase "they all float down here" comes to mind.

@El HowardThat is some chaotic evil energy and I love it

I am <i>definitely</i> telling my kids this is the original version!

I am _definitely_ telling my kids this is the original version!


Glad you didn't have to edit Lars's drums.

Im so glad everyone else got the same feeling and pleasure from this comment. It was actually more funny than the video

Not true he had to edit it onto the right beat.

What an incredible comment. Well done. I literally spit taked on this haha

"Sit down Lars. Play the drums like you're supposed to." -Butt-head

@Dehumanized Anomaly nah he was just the face of it. The industry was completely behind him and so were a lot of other artists who weren't willing to put their face out there.🤷

When did the bashing lars for his drumming thing become such a thing, and still.. 🤷he really ain't that bad

@There I Ruined It has it been topped yet?

@Coeus Darksoul  No it is not, but it's still quite funny to see this video.

@Joseph Ferris Lars Ulrich killed free peer2peer downloading. Any murder of Lars after that is considered justifiable homicide.

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.

@grasshoffers and his voice gets a little whinier….

This is the most savage burn on Metallica I've ever seen.

This is the best comment ever.  There is now no need for any more Internet.

Nah he actually improved the drum track.

Im about to call the cops on you.  This has to be a crime on some degree...holly shit🤣

Just found this comment. Brav-fucking-o!

damn   this is funnier than the video      :D

damn   this is funnier than the video      :D

Every time someone disses Lars’ drumming he chews gum a little bit faster

I literally laughed out loud, the funniest thing I've read on YT. I've really appreciated 😂😂😂😂

@There I Ruined It Unless this comment has been bettered since (I doubt it) I think you should give it a love heart... :)

oh man, I love Lars but I can't stop laughing in this one.

For what it’s worth, this is still my favorite comment in the history of this channel.

wish they include this in the anniversary edition

This is the most savage thing I've ever seen someone comment.

This comment needs to go to 1k likes in half an hour

If anything, it's a much more artistic improvement.


The slide whistle kills me every single time. 😂

I've got a fever. And the only cure is more slide whistle!


Oh, so this is what Mr B watches on here.

I don’t think this is either strange, dark or mysterious

Did not expect you here, love your stories

It's a Ballen in the wild! For real though this dude has put out some good stuff.

Didn't expect to see u here.. your storytelling skills are insane😄

dude, what the heck. i've been watching your vids nonstop for the past week. my buddy just randomly sent this video to me, and i see you here?? what odds


This is great just showed my wife I was singing this to my son and he was laughing and she thought I was weird

She's not wrong. Not that weird is necessarily a bad thing...

@The Maelman I'd say he set the bar pretty low. My 1-year-old headbangs to Cattle Decapitation.

@There I Ruined It It was supposed to ruin Something 😅

I can't give you my like, as it at 404 now, but take this comment.<br>I hope your son still enjoys it😆

I can't give you my like, as it at 404 now, but take this comment.
I hope your son still enjoys it😆

This is peak fatherhood, this guy just set the bar.


I now can't remember what the original sounds like

@Brandi To be fair its more than 3+ decades old. That means its possible there are people today who didnt exist yet when it released and yet are now old enough to have school age children. Just putting things into perspective. Theres already enough stuff happening in the world now and in our lifetimes, then to also know everything about what happened before we were born.

@Brandi when you commented this I hadn’t heard it, but now it’s a top 5 song for me

@AlbinoTuxedo what? How in tf have you NEVER heard the original? Everyone has heard the original. And no!! You don't wanna keep it that way!!! Go listen to Enter Sandman and don't waste time!! This is a damn emergency! The entire album is iconic but literally everyone has heard Enter Sandman somewhere before. I will be shocked if you hear it and still say you had never heard it before!

@AlbinoTuxedo amongst all people in this world you are that special 10% people that..

NEVER LISTEN TO ENTER SANDMAN

@AlbinoTuxedo amongst all people in this world you are that special 10% people that..

*NEVER LISTEN TO ENTER SANDMAN*

I've never heard the original, and honestly I intend to keep it that way. This is Enter the Sandman for me now

its too late for you. should have turn off your phone in the first 5 sec. you've lost too far and no return


You, my friend, are a genius!!! This deserves a Grammy! I can't stop laughing 😆🤣😂


I shit and pissed myself, then rolled around on the floor laughing and twitching for a few hours, then died, then came back to life again.


Oh how I hope Metallica includes this as a hidden track on their next album!

This is what you hear when you play Sandman backwards


The music is one thing but where you really flaunt your ability is in editing the video to match so well

It seems to me that a parody this good requires a lot of tedious work... but it was well worth it!


This is how this song should be, as it is a lullaby. I doubt a child would sleep with the original. Unless he or she wants nightmares.


This is actually how Mettallica sounds to me in real life.


I know it's probably difficult but if you could somehow isolate the original vocals like you did with Drowning Pool's Bodies that'll be awesome! Love your work haha


I cannot stop laughing. Between this,  “The Shallows” polka, and the “Gangstas Paradise” I’m dying.


The slide whistle cracks me up every time.


What a great song for kids it teaches kindness respect and responsibility


The drummer did better job keeping time than Lars typically does.


Such a great song about not being afraid of the dark


The lyrics are just perfect for a kids' song


Can we make a petition to make it into a mandatory song in kindergarten, please?

Awesome,  Imagine Kindergarten teacher teaching this for a school performance.


I remember when Metallica wanted to release this.

But, the exec said 'no'.. I am happy you found the lost original cut.


imagine this being the enter sandman of an alternate universe

lol.   Imagine their surprise if we could communicate with the alternate universe and send them 'our version'


Ask any of the elitist fans from back then who still can't move on and they'll tell you this is what the black album sounded like to them compared to the first 4 albums.

All of their albums sound almost like this, just not as heavy.


This should be the original version! Favourite of all times


Yet, this version is still to hard for Lars.


After 3 great albums, then Justice, this is when they jumped the shark.  Though many years ago I was in a band that played this song mashed up with Blondie's Heart of Glass.  The Blondie song was trickier with its changing time signatures.


I'll be depression free this week, thank you


You know what this song needs? More cowbell!


WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAAAAAAND! <b>WERNK WERNK</b>

WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAAAAAAND! *WERNK WERNK*


when I have kids, they will be hearing this for their lullaby


Well, if soldiers in Soviet uniform at 0:17 are from Monsters of Rock in Moscow 1991, the song is made literally closer to my childhood.

Константин Карасев


I used to listen to this song so much when I was younger, and I prefer this version lol


oh man, these are too good...  Hurry up and make some more.... Love 'em...


I laughed so much I was crying. My fav so far.


They don't need a Grammy, Grammy needs them.


This is what it must be like to be in a parallel universe. Or perhaps it's like going to the Kids Bop corner in Hell.


My girlfriend just left the room, and I'm not certain she's coming back...

My wife just said "I hate everything that's been coming from your phone for the last few minutes."<br>Some people just don't understand music

My wife just said "I hate everything that's been coming from your phone for the last few minutes."
Some people just don't understand music


Laughing so hard you make me subbed. Keep the good work, mate.


This is what the real song sounds like to me


Kirk finally gets to express his full potential.


Ok. Now I need to listen the original version 😂😂


I just blew my rum out my nose from getting caught off guard and lmao!!!!...

Love what your doing!!.


The last crash cymbal out of tempo killed me.


Woh! Take a bow. The more you play the better and better it gets. I'm going to learn this off by heart to sing to my 18 month old little-un'. Thank you. (: If you like this- then you should check out band called "Slay Duggee"


That toy siren whistle is just icing on this melodic cake


I get Weird Al vibes from this; I love it!


Death Penalty for making this.

Need more though. It's so disgusting it's good.


The slide whistle and honks make this so cute!


Its a shame I will never be able to listen to that song again without smirking.


It's the slide whistle that really does it for me


This version just erased the one i had in memories. For the best.


I remember this song going so much harder


They should use this version during the credits of an episode of The Sandman that has an especially dark ending, e.g. a character dying or something!


Showed this to my nephew and nieces....they loved it!!!


this has to be some kind of murder because this was fucking gold.


Dude please make a full length one :-D!!!


“And the Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal Performance Vocal or instrumental, Kids’ Version goes to…Jethro Tull for ‘Crest of a Knave’!”


The choice of the concert recording, and the edits of this ( most notable, the cuts of the fans ) was so choice that I almost didn't hate you, for absolutely ruining it.

Well done then 👍

Thank you. You have good taste in ruined music.


Oh jeeze, i found my new favorite lullaby


Presents true mastery of the American Fotoplayer. Bravo.


This brilliant production made me search for a slide-whistle


Now do Gordon Lightfoot singing Werewolves of London, to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald lol


Lol! This has got Breuer all over it... Jim Breuer, he's hilarious with his impersonations of Rockers singing kids songs.


Sounds like drunk dudes are singing a picnic song


Whoa! This is actually heavier than the original!


It's definitely creepier than the original.<br>Perfect for today's west coast schools.

It's definitely creepier than the original.
Perfect for today's west coast schools.


I wonder how the other way around would sound like? (A kids band song made hardcore and dark)


Enter the Sandman is my husbands favorite song...I'm about to go his world up. Lmaoooo


At least hes warning kids about the sandman 🤣


A song that used to calm my breast with metal now gives it attacks and nightmares with baby sounds!


This is how im gonna introduce Metallica to my kids


imagine how pissed off the fans would be if they actually played this.


The original song was already the Kid's Edition.


This is even better than the kidz bop version of all the small things!


That is how it would sound if it was a Dead Milkmen song


I didn’t think the title would be so… accurate.


1 sentence sums this up “its better than kidz bop”


This is how their last 3 albums sound to me.


I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I'm lauging my ass off watching your channel.


ahahaha i could listen to the whole black album in this style


Hey at least Lars' drumming is on point now...


I actually like this better than Slayer on  Rock a Bye Baby or Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star


You’re onto something here bro, wish I’d thought of it, love it, new sub here


Can you do this with Slayer or Behemoth?!?! PLEEEEEASE!!!!


You only made it better!<br>There was a commercial back in the 60's, where a dad got his son an AMC Javelin for graduation and the kid dolled it up with a giant blower and scoop poking out of the hood. The dad says, "YOU RUINED IT!!" The kid says, "I only made it better."

You only made it better!
There was a commercial back in the 60's, where a dad got his son an AMC Javelin for graduation and the kid dolled it up with a giant blower and scoop poking out of the hood. The dad says, "YOU RUINED IT!!" The kid says, "I only made it better."


Im not sure if i should be mad or impressed this is possible.


What do you mean..? Metallica's already kiddie rock.


Кстати толпа в таком случае правдоподобно выглядит)

Кирилл Синекопов


I've seen their reaction to Napster and that wasn't pretty, but they going to kill you for this.

Screw the fans... We're off to Napster, Napster land!


I polka'd A Star is Born on 1.25 speed and kept it at that for this song Grand!


🤣🤣 Pls do a Korn or Meshuggah song one day


Please have James Hetfield react to this 😂😂


You didn't ruin it for me. Now I have a reference video for how this song sounds in my ears. Watered down Metallica, who is jus watered down Megadeth is just too much water lol


They ruined it. That was my chord progression a year or two before they came out with Sandman and made millions in a song I wrote in my local band that some famous bands played at. They slowed down that famous chord progression and then put a copyright on the chord progression. Wonder why they did that? Smellica. Something fishy about that. Could be a coincidence but who puts a copyright on a chord progression- a song yes but not a chord progression. That song was one of four songs going on our demo that three popular magazines were telling all of their subscribers about us.  The whole music industry is criminal. Glad you are making fun of some of it.


I thought it said "Kirk's Edition" - <br>Was not disappointed.

I thought it said "Kirk's Edition" -
Was not disappointed.


Sounds alot like Weird Al Yankovic's version to me.


This may well surpass Weird Al Yankovic's version!


I think this is more clown's edition or sedition...


Funny since the members are probably all dads now.


please make a metallica baby bedtime melodies edition


First, how dare you?!

Second, I love it

First, how dare you?!

Second, I love it


I have strange ASMR type sensations in my arms from this.  Thank you?


Metallica’s Never Never Land: 😈👺☠🥷🏿🧛🏻♂🧟♂🦇🕷🌚🏚🔪🪦🕳🩸💉🃏🏴☠🦂🥀💣🪓<br>TIRI’s Never Never Land: 🥳🧚🏻♀👼🏻🕺🏻👨👩👧👦🐶🦄🌻🌸🌺🐕☀🍦🍭🍬🛼🎪⛵🏝🧸🎈

Metallica’s Never Never Land: 😈👺☠🥷🏿🧛🏻♂🧟♂🦇🕷🌚🏚🔪🪦🕳🩸💉🃏🏴☠🦂🥀💣🪓
TIRI’s Never Never Land: 🥳🧚🏻♀👼🏻🕺🏻👨👩👧👦🐶🦄🌻🌸🌺🐕☀🍦🍭🍬🛼🎪⛵🏝🧸🎈


cool that you kept Lars's original drumming :p


Sounds more like NOFX fooling around (which they do 90% of the time).


Thats not Lars that's Cheech Marin singing 🤣


This is the first time I've seen this. Not bad.


"Old Metal is just the Wiggles for Adults" -Jim Breuer


baby: where's my pacifier<br>comrade baby: you mean OUR pacifier

baby: where's my pacifier
comrade baby: you mean OUR pacifier


Put this on 1.25x speed, you’ll thank me


18 Year Old Me: (Banging my head against a wall repeatedly.)

38 Year Old Me: (Banging my head in the air repeatedly.)


I swear this came out of The wiggles or reading rainbow. Kids nowadays won't know what I'm talking about.


Im going to have nightmares for the rest of my life now, thx


In a weird way it sounds like sharkboy's sleep song


Lars Ulrich would probably love this... and still sue you.


Dude you can hear the words so much better


This is the Moscow 1991 concert ain’t it


How mettallica sounds to black and brutal death metalheads


Who tf invited Fat Mike to sing the vocals! 😂


This must be the Mike Mothersbaugh version from the Rugrats！


Im tell my kids this is metallica irl consert


0:20 i can only hear Oscar the Grouch now, thanks again for this cursed Muppets song.


More like There I fixed it to perfection.


HAHAHAHAHAHA.... awww thanks, that rocked HAHAHAHAH1


CIA's new enhanced interrogation techniques's theme song.


What kids think of Metallica after listening to slayer kncr


but the original is for pop loving kids, so...


Oh my lung so hurt and my face hurt hahahahahaha 😂🤣😂


Why is theyre  shot gun shells in a sheath on the mic stand


The original song 10/10 this song -10/10


The original is already the kids edition.


Enter sandman is the kids edition of Metallica


Wow...... a 48 second video. I definitely don't feel like my time is being wasted or anything.


im drungk as fuck and im gonna piss myself lauging at this


Dear master of ruining songs: I am eternally greatful (dead) to your art. I bow before you.


ohhh this is my first time listening to metallica maybe I try megadeth? (joke)


my worst nightmare

pov: you went to see this in Ohio


Alternate universe where Metallica failed to make it big and had to join the Wiggles to pay the bills.


Hah, they did this on Beavis and butthead


Man I really can’t tell if this ruins it


perfect homage to the clowns that ruined the internet


You sent me from Reddit. So I clicked subrscribe since I hated that shit. Pure filth. Loved it. Want more.


What are you talking about? This is how aggressive it is to begin with


ECW fans listening to this be like. WTF?


don't know how i lived the last two years wiyout this in my life? the kids are going to sleep to this lulaby tonight


This is just so bad... Really awful... So bad I can't get it out of my head damn it..

(I love it)


The 3yo sister of my best friend likes this.


What if this was on all kids channels (eg. CBeebies, Disney Junior, Treehouse, etc.)


This sort of sounds like Dead Milkmen ha


This sounds like the Kars for Kids commercial!!!!  WTF


Number 5 and I'm seriously offended atm. On to Nr 6 -.-


Hmm. I've seen a lot on the internet, but this is the most emotionally confused I've been.


Please send the Nigerians to carry my casket.


This awesome.  It's the perfect 2020 style edition for those who are afraid of getting triggered to listen to in their safe spaces.


youtube music artists need those real grammy's not these rapewood fanatics !


holding a cord and chain
God please NO !!!!

*holding a cord and chain*
God please NO !!!!


Can you PLEASE ruin SEEK & DESTROY??  Please and thank you!  😁


а детишки-то подросли

а детишки-то подросли


This song gives me fnaf vibes, and i don't f**king know why.. :/


I decided I don't like this, after watching it 20 times.


Plastica track from the “Sky is blue” Album


uhhhh i will clownifed the songs i remember in the self  Title album.

The clown that failed

Honk but true

My abc of misery

the forgiven

the clown within

don’t honk on me!

i broke sum rules but there ya go


Watch out they might SUE you for using their music 😒


I wanted to hit thumbs down on this so bad, but I just can't.


Dear Space X
Please for the love of God,
dispense throughout the universe

@Reblwitoutacause <br>Love the thought process 🤣

@Reblwitoutacause
Love the thought process 🤣

I read the first line and then the 2nd,  thought the next would be asking to get you off the planet to escape this. Lol couldn't have been more wrong about your ask.


Metal Nursey School…sounds about right coming from Metallica-ca 💩


ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


Thanks, I hate it. Keep up the horrible work! :D


Next One could be something more iconic, such as the Beatles, Michael Jackson, the Queen. Anyway great Job

Hmm, he did Michael Jackson. Wonder which Beatles song he's gonna do, probably Good Night as hard rock


Sounds like an average Metallica concert to me


In my opinion this is the worst Metallica song every time i say to to someone do you listen to Metallica? They say ive listened to enter sandman. The song overall gets so boring so quickly. There are so many other great Metallica songs like Hit The Lights that a great tune to listen to once in a while. Im so happy this song got a kids version this should be the original version.


Boooo! I prefer Bodies by Drowning Pool (the kid edition)


Boooo! I prefer Drowning Pool's kids version of Bodies


this is so f*<b>***</b> bad and getting worse that it is close to becoming good!

this is so f****** bad and getting worse that it is close to becoming good!

The channel is called "there I ruined it"


You bastard. Got me good. <br>This song should be the new Rick Roll.

You bastard. Got me good.
This song should be the new Rick Roll.


Napster has entered the chat<br>Edit: Metallica sucks

Napster has entered the chat
Edit: Metallica sucks


Группа полное говнище и отстой .никогда этот примитив не слушал

все кто против России -вы все пидарасы.


Hate the original. I remember seeing it on Mtv world premiere video, which was the first time anyone heard it...and I  was like ???? what is this shite...thin riff rock cheesy linear chromatic compo, no chordal substance and wank lyrics (Megadeth had released 'Go to Hell' a few months earlier, same nursery rhyme). <br>Anyways as always a big fuck you to the team over at Metallica, three members (Lars, Hetfield, Hammet(and why not Keidis,Flea and Smith while you're at it)). Corporate wholesale who haven't been able to muster a single good song in almost 30 years and a day.

Hate the original. I remember seeing it on Mtv world premiere video, which was the first time anyone heard it...and I  was like ???? what is this shite...thin riff rock cheesy linear chromatic compo, no chordal substance and wank lyrics (Megadeth had released 'Go to Hell' a few months earlier, same nursery rhyme).
Anyways as always a big fuck you to the team over at Metallica, three members (Lars, Hetfield, Hammet(and why not Keidis,Flea and Smith while you're at it)). Corporate wholesale who haven't been able to muster a single good song in almost 30 years and a day.


Meanwhile, in Germany: https://youtu.be/T7z8Id9eJx0


Just made it worse....now I REALLY hate kids


This is how I always thought of Metallica, especially this song. Stupid lyrics that only a young child would find edgy. Of course idiot metal heads of the time were thinking everyone else thought they were cool and dangerous. Clown shit.