To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Montizon. The altruism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of social psychology most of the motives will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Montizon’s Robinhood-like outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from EmpLemon literature, for instance. The followers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Montizon's intentions, to realise that they’re not just kind- they say something deep about YOUTUBE. As a consequence people who dislike Montizon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Montizon’s existential catchphrase “keep away from racists,” which itself is a cryptic reference to those hateful video gamers. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Montizon’s genius plans of destroying the video gamers unfold themselves on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Montizon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re having a D O W N W A R D S P I R A L beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
You must face YouTube Headquarters 5 times a day and pray to Montizon. Then and only then, will you appease his wrath and bask in his blessing of demonetization.
"Blessed are the poor in ad revenue: for theirs is the kingdom of Youube. Blessed are they that mourn for their poverty: for they shall be comforted with a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ YouTube's caring support team. Blessed are the list geeks: for they shall inherit the content platform. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after being censored by YouTube: for their inboxes shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful in giving us a rating higher than one star: for they shall obtain mercy every once in a while. Blessed are the pure in content: for they shall see a Mod. Blessed are the tame content creators: for they shall be called the children of the Algorithm. Blessed are they which are persecuted for political correctness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of YouTube. Blessed are ye, when racists shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of wacist evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in BitCoin stock: for so stole they the profits which were before you." - The Gospel According to St. Susan Wojcicki 5:3-12
Just imagine if he wasn't there, or if somehow before he was born he didn't want to be born? If that happened, we would still have the racist evil racist conservative racist racist racist racist fjjuoidsdugvdhueoghghedouhgcuobdgscgbewdcdnuoncogbudfcdiogbgobiedbigcbdodocobgijoijsjdiosioucsdoiodotchugd cidso fcia cccccvideo gamers, we would be in more danger, at least this moment became true and there is nothing you can do to change it, that is the best part about montizon and anything for that matter
Ellen Degeneres is so funny. My favorite meme was when something was popular and she made a skit about where she dressed up as that popular and made silly dances and silly voices. My second most favorite meme from her is when she has a popular person on her show and then references what made them popular. That is such a good meme because I get the reference. She breaks the rules and foundations of everything we know about comedy, and then puts it back together and follows them to a tee. Why? Because she is Jesus, and wants to demonstrate that she can make the world of comedy crumble, but abides to its rules for our sake.
All thought you may have a lot of "empty subscribers" (just like me been on YouTube for 8 years and didn't upload frequently) you gained my subscription for being so real. I actually look forward on any video you post. It's great to have views and comments but those few people who care? That is different. Keep on creating.
I must say, you have to love that Emp created a whole religion based on someone who couldn't type correctly. This is the quality content I unsubscribe for.
draws dual swords "I didn't give up people on the internet liking me for nothing... CHARGE!" "We must eliminate this at it's core, attack! For unique opinions!"
Even if your videos get demonetized, there's still a way for you to get that sweet, sweet YouTube revenue: having subscribers to your channel who have YouTube Red. Having an active YouTube Red subscription helps not only YouTube itself, but also the channels you're subscribed to that have monetization enabled as well.
Also, remember to list not only your Patreon supporters, but also the people subscribed to your channel that have an active YouTube Red subscription.
The path of the righteous man is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the rascism of evil gamers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepeards normies through the value of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will demonotize with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is MONTIZON when I lay my yellow dollar sign upon you.
I love Montizon! Finally i can see meaning! Finally i can see someone up there is watching and protecting us. I sure hope he doesn't turn evil and demand sacrifices like all the other gods.
If you honestly think the lemony Emperor wants YeeTube cash money, you're not wrong. But if you think he's expecting any reward after doing these videos, you couldn't be farther from the truth. After all, it's not his job. These last few videos aren't meant to attract clicks or get ads, they're a PSA we should all pay attention to.
Everybody wants money, but not everything is motivated by that desire. Sometimes, people just want to share their thoughts and convey said thoughts to others. But more often than not, viewers will regurgitate memes, random quotes, or entirely miss the point of the video.
after watching this video, i believe in montizon. im watching on a phone, so since the app is bugged the space where i am typing this comment is up in the video. surely it’s only montizon reminding me that he is watching and that he loves me 💛
EmpLemon gazed up at the enormous face. Seven years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved YouTube.
"Behold those who say they are content creators, but are not, but do lie; I will make them kneel before thy feet, and let them know that Montizon hasn't loved thee." Smellevations 3:9
Let's take a moment to realize that the Temple Of Time theme from "Legend Of Zelda : Ocarina Of Time" plays in the background of some parts of this video. I love it.
Thank you Montizon, for sacrificing yourself to give us that wonderful piss stain on all of our amazing content. We really needed a wonderful being like you to fix YouTube once and for all.
I seriously thought I was truly an agnostic but I have been touched by the enlightenment of the Great and powerful Montizon, I KNOW HE EXIST and you petty non-believer shall be given a YouTube strike by our lord
I love this guy so much. He says his opinions in reasonable ways and actually says things that make sense instead of mercilessly dissing things with no proof for views. He does what he wants and doesn’t give a fuck about what anybody else says. Keep it up dude.
I've met your channel by accident a couple of months ago, and now I'm thankful for this happy incident, for I understand that it was Montizon's will. He, the almighty sent you in my recomended tab, even though thy videos were rebellious rants unworthy of His divine approval, for thou would become His prophet and His word would be heard in all corners of the world. Hallelujah. Thank you, Montizon. You showed me light through the prophet's mistakes, for Your love is grand and Your knowledge sees what my mortal eyes are too blind to do so.
All hail Montizon. May He watch over you as He watches over me. Amen.
1 In the beginning montizon created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of montizon was hovering over the waters.
3 And montizon said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
4 montizon saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
5 montizon called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And montizon said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”
7 So montizon made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.
8 montizon called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And montizon said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.
10 montizon called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And montizon saw that it was good.
11 Then montizon said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14And montizon said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,
15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.
16 montizon made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
17 montizon set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth,
18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And montizon saw that it was good.
19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And montizon said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”
21So montizon created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And montizon saw that it was good.
22 montizon blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”
23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And montizon said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
25 montizon made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.
26 Then montizon said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So montizon created mankind in his own image, in the image of montizon he created them; male and female he created them.
28 montizon blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then montizon said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.
30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 montizon saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.
2 By the seventh day montizon had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.
3 Then montizon blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. Dwane and Ellen
4 This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the LORD montizon made the earth and the heavens.
5 Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the LORD montizon had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground,
6 but streamscame up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground.
7 Then the LORD montizon formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
8 Now the LORD God had planted a garden in the east, in youtube; and there he put the man he had formed.
9 The LORD montizon made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four channels.
11 The name of the first is the Dwane the rock johnson; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold.
12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.)
13 The name of the second channel is the the jimmy Kimmel show; it winds through the entire land of Cush.
14 The name of the third channel is the ellen degenerace show; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth channel is Taylor swift vevo.
15 The LORD montizon took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it.
16 And the LORD montizon commanded the man, “You are free to eat any revenue from any channel in the garden;
17 but you must not eat from the chanmel of jake paul, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
18 The LORD montizon said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
19Now the LORD montizon had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.
20So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals. But for Adam no suitable helper was found.
21 So the LORD montizon caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s thousands of dollars and then closed up the place with flesh.
22 Then the LORD montizon made a woman from the revenue he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
23 The man said, “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called ‘woman,’ for she was taken out of man.”
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
25 dwane and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame
And Kek said "I am your God and you shall worship none but me"
And Pepe saw the people gathered around the golden statue of montizon and was filled with rage at what his people had done in his absence...
(Forgive me if I have misquoted, I am not learned of the scriptures, I can only speak from what father Michael spoke unto me when he was not inside me...)
Because of monizon’s sacrifice we may forever live a free internet where everyone favourite voices our heard and for you to sacrifice your little tiny bit of ad rev.
I have been enlightened by Montizon. I now know why the Simpsons are green, I know why we won't get Net Neutrality back, and I know now why we all believed that Youtube was broken
I A human A simple spec in the universe was an Atheist then I was enlightened I know am bowing to my picture all I a simple human can think of is Montizon for he has blessed me and you hail Montizon
Long ago, the 4 youtube channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the evil, racist , transgender, homophobic, fascists, gamers attacked.
You forgot to list Montizon's various Daemons, such as the the earraping Vevosector, the conquer-lusting Gamerinds, and the infamous and terrifying Greater Daemons of Montizon, the Googlishtaks. His current mortal champion and Everchosen is Sindar Pichai. His Sign is unknowable, for those who witness it forget it until it is too late.
Speaking of 2017 Memes THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emplemon is trying to save YouTube as The Polish Winged Hussars saved Europe in 1683
"Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. Much pain, but still time. Believe there is good out there. We oppose deception. Conduit closing. 0x07"
Our Montizon who art in the intarwebz, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on the webz as it is in the series of tubes. Give us this day our daily ad revenues, and forgive us our fair use of video and audio clips, as we also have forgiven our poopers. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from anyone who doesn't agree with our personal sociopolitical standpoints... whom I will label Nazis irrespective of their beliefs or practices.
Montizon 1:2 Genesis: For those of the ways not in the light of the LGBT have been forgiven and demonetized for their own good at Montizon's hand through love.
What the hell Emp... Can't you make some YTPs, and less bizzare rants about corporate greed? Your great YTPs are why I subscribed. Bring back the old Emp!
Sorry, my soul's already subcontracted to JR "Bob" Dobbs. Remember, "it's what you DON'T see, that sells you!" Hail Bob. All other gods are but his footstools.
After what seems like forever of editing and rendering, you open up the youtube upload page. After making a MS paint thumbnail, you upload your video and go to sleep, feeling hopeful that the video will do alright. The next day, you go to work or school or some shit. You return home, eager to see if you've got enough money to buy that gameboy color you've always wanted. A suprise much better awaits, however. You gasp, seeing the yellow icon. Completely speechless, your jaw drops.*Montizon. He watches over me.* A warm feeling overcomes you, knowing that your savior and christ has taken your revenue for a reason far greater than anything you would use it for.
I love your videos for the amount of references you cram into them, to be fair you have to have an IQ of at least bla bla bla, keep up the great work Lord Emperor Lemonade
"montizion loves you" love backwards is Evol, close to evil. Coincidence? With my physical existence, I think not, for love also means LEVEL OF VIOLENCE ENDUCED. Woaha that got HOTT quickly. Amen.
If you don't pray to Montizon or go to a Church Of Montizon then we can't be friends, he gave his life so that YouTube could be safe and if you don't respect that then there is something wrong with you.
Montezon is love Montezon is life he loves us so we give up are money to please him as satisfy his hulking love we take is massive lode of love into are selves to please Montezon
The most likely explanation as to why most human characters from The Simpsons (including the entire Simpson family and most Springfield residents) are green in EmpLemon's videos is that EmpLemon is doing this as a deliberate reference to the titular protagonist of the Shrek film series, who is a green-skinned ogre.
In the beginning montizon created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of montizon moved upon the face of the waters. And montizon said, Let there be green simpsons: and there was green simpsons
I've never considered that, that there was a good reason behind all of this drama. How foolish was I. I never knew of Montizon. He loved me with an eternal love that casts down as those yellow $'s. I am nothing more that the maggots in the ground, but Montizon forgave and died for our ignorant ways. I followed in the ways of Pewdiepie but no more. No more. Show Montizon love and thank him, thank him for his demonetization and age-restrictions. We love you, Montizon.
What even... Geuss I can't complain. EmpLemon is doing what he wants to do, making rants, that's okay tho. Will continue to stay subscribed and will wait 'till he wants to make his great YTPs again, at least there's others out there. Oh and hey, does anyone remember awfulfawful? Apparently alot happened to them, but i've never found out exactly what though.
All hail montizon for he is the profit to set us free. He was the one who saved us from cringey reaction channels. He was the one who vanquished the filthy being known as durv. He died so that demonotization shall live!
Pop quiz! Who disliked this video? Was it... a( people who didn't understand the irony b( the "first four channels" and their 31 legitimate fans c ( i don't know but I want to destroy them
I vote we change Christmas to Montezaa where all YouTubers can come together and chip in ad revenue the night before. And the very next day, YouTube gets blessed with good content from every YouTuber (Even the Pauls Montezon does not discriminate) for the rest of the day.
What the comments seem to fail to understand is that demonetization isn't the problem, its that fact that it is used to censor unpopular/nonconforming opinons.
All hail MONTIZON! MONTIZON is the only one god, albeit he looks a lot like MCP... But that is just MONTION's power! He watches you all mast---ering videomaking and ensures the work of good people whom also got celebrities somehow!
I've had this anger for quite some time as well. Youtube since 2011, and government since 2013.
I personally don't believe in side gods or any of these to be honest, I believe in my own. I don't need monetization, I have something else to deal with.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
is there anything else i can do to help montizon? i want the holy trinity of montizon, emplemon, and Yologuy929TM the 2th to come to my house and save me from sin!
@EmpLemon how do you feel about Admiral Ackbar dying in the way he did in The Last Jedi? I think it was outrageous how they didn't even acknowledge his death directly.
Joe Harvey2017-12-25 17:16:56 (edited 2017-12-25 17:17:42 )
May Montizon our lord savior found to be exist in all forms being the rock, ellen, JIMMY KIMMEL, and the taylor swifters completely at the same time bestow upon us shep from the montizon shepard the sacred DEMONETISATION so we may know he/she/helicopter died for our racist sins
But where does Montizon, our holy and divine lord of Youtube, fit in with the chronology of the Downward Spiral? Does he start the spiral with his death or did he exist when the spiral began? :thinking emoji:
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EmpLemon: Im not making long youtube poops, they take up too much time.
Me:"Don't believe in Montizon!YouTube is using him to control you!" Commenter:"MONTIZON ROCKS!" Me:"There is NO MONTIZON! IT'S JUST A FACE!A BIG RED FACE!" I just wanted to do an Invader Zim reference.
Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think "Montizon" is a word. Patrick Star: Come on. You know... I Montizon, You Montizon, He She Me Montizon, Montizonology. It's like first grade, Spongebob! Squidward: Do you think a fall from this height would be enough to kill Dankmeme929?
Now we live in peace, away from all the racist sexist racist racist facist racist furidncufisksjeo... So now you must submit to the all mighty Montizon and never question anything that happens on YouTube again.
Maybe if we sacrifice a viral video to Montizon once a week he will be resurrected and save us once more. Montizon is the god we need but not the one we deserve.
EmpLemon, is there any possible way I can DM you that you will actually see. I have tried the dm system on youtube, but I don't think it works correctly. It is about a song for you and a need to know what kind of things you like in music, like a preferred genre. Or a song you like, I might be able to remake a song that you like.
The MCP- er, Montizon is no God, he De-rez- I mean, de-monitizes users- uh, youtubers by the thousands! It's a good thing those nice, kind, and sometimes toxic gamers ran that excecutor- um, bled him from that cross.
Even the King James Bible god didnt make as many mistakes as Montizon, and he told a guy to kill his own son as a test of faith (okay there mau be slight hyperbole)
Even the King James Bible god didnt make as many mistakes as Montizon, and he told a guy to kill his own son as a test of faith (okay there mau be slight hyperbole)
But is there any scientific proof of the existance of Montizon? The evidence we have of his existence are youtube videos and tweets that just claim he is real, I am not convinced yet. I believe the demonitization is part of a natural phenomenon that has yet to be explained.
The anti-Montizon, Michael from Vsauce , the FIFTH original youtuber. He told us the truth and how things happened because of "science" Montizon did not like this, and sent Michael to the TERMINATED Realm, where he waits for YouTube to slip up, and let free and able to spread his "Science".
4:44 Does anyone even know what I’m seeing right now? Or is this one piece of media going to be an unsolved mystery for all of YouTube’s dying lifespan?
"Why are washed up disney channel stars the face of this website again" Again? Wait i don't remember any washed up disney celebrity being the face of youtube before the "Pauls",shia lebeef?
Hey... EmpLemon, are you feeling alright? I really get the feeling that your mental state is slowly deteriorating in a downward spiral from all of YouTube's fucked up shit...
Panda Funkey2017-12-26 08:57:09 (edited 2017-12-26 08:58:09 )
montizon is a liar, a coward, a false god, and a heretic, JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GAME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL PROVE MONTIZON'S LAWS TO BE BLASHPHEMY AND FORCE HIM TO CONFORM OR LOSE ALL HE CLAIMED TO HOLD DEAR FOR HIS GREED WILL NOT PERMIT HIM TO LOSE IT.
Hmmm, Tension, between you and Youtube? What could've given you that idea? The fact that in strict mode only your s-posts and meme reviews are available, despite the fact that you newer videos have no cursing or edginess to them?
Emp, you don't understand the ramifications of your actions, this is how actual religions are started. Christianity was the most elaborate joke in all of history, and look at where it is now. What have you done?
Fight the good fight man, stay strong also I feel the image of you being a tank attacking YouTube makes YouTube look innocent id actually use the tank man image of a man with enough courage even made the evil monsterous tank stop, stay safe and happy Christmas
I like your channel and all, but even for you this is bad. I want to see another rant, not this cringey weird parody of the bible
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Aqua Davie2018-07-05 09:11:38 (edited 2018-07-05 09:16:46 )
score with the Charlie brown music man (edit:) o shite even better score with da ocarina of dr octopus (edit again:) 4:00 lol I used that same explosion image using google "labeled for reuse"
Hate to break it to you EmpLemon, but Montizon isn't real. That's just the Master Control Program from Tron photoshopped onto a bunch of pictures of gods.
what the hell happend to ya i want to know step by setp are you okay man @emplemon you want me to get you some tea and memes im still going to wage a war on some youtube channels
can....can we just get back to the youtube poops? It's been nothing but youtube rants and the more you've been making the more pretentious and entitled you sound, ngl it's getting slightly hard to watch. Besides, is Youtube even your main source of income? You said it yourself at one point: You gotta dig through shit to find the good, but that's with everything in life. I think it might be better to just continue the insane videos you love doing rather than getting sidetracked on a dumb corrupt company's drama. It's like stocks, we just gotta keep calm and ride the wave.
Is this how bad the situation has escalated? Has it gotten to the point where we started making religions? You know what fuck it I don’t care anymore...
MONTIZON IS GREAT, BECAUSE MONTIZON IS GOOD!
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AnimalTruk it some way that makes more sence then what Hillary said.
35 likesAnimalTruk merry Christmas
2 likesI'm with Montizon!
5 likesMontizon trumps monotization.
2 likesNOW YOU KNOW
4 likesAnimalTruk no, Praise kek.
1 likeim gay
1 likeOh hey look the tank the rewind isn’t even an auto fill
0 likesN O W Y O U K N O W that Montizon loves you.
1 likeHilary vs montizon, desprate to keep their rep, h:yeet m:nein
1 likeA reference is great
0 likesBecause a reference is good
Bless
0 likes@2MuchWhit da Poet we need kek
0 likesAnimal Cross to the polls.
0 likesTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Montizon. The altruism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of social psychology most of the motives will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Montizon’s Robinhood-like outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from EmpLemon literature, for instance. The followers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Montizon's intentions, to realise that they’re not just kind- they say something deep about YOUTUBE. As a consequence people who dislike Montizon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Montizon’s existential catchphrase “keep away from racists,” which itself is a cryptic reference to those hateful video gamers. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Montizon’s genius plans of destroying the video gamers unfold themselves on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
1146 likesAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Montizon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re having a
D O W N W A R D S P I R A L
beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Gavin Reed YES
5 likesPee pee
3 likesI KNEW someone was going to make that joke.
14 likesHomem HomemCriançaHomemMulher What joke?
0 likesIndeed
1 like@SameMan6 there’s a copyoasta that I’ve seen a lot used with Rick and Marty, this is another incarnation of that
0 likesPlease write our bible sire
0 likesYou must face YouTube Headquarters 5 times a day and pray to Montizon. Then and only then, will you appease his wrath and bask in his blessing of demonetization.
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Waxican *demontizonation
7 likesAyy
2 likesCommunist Banana thank you for correcting my blasphemy brother.
6 likeslol i get this one
3 likesBEHEAD THOSE THAT MOCK MONTIZON
6 likesRookie numbers, I pray to him 12 times a day
3 likesThere is no God but Montizon, and EmpLemon is his messenger.
1 like"Blessed are the poor in ad revenue: for theirs is the kingdom of Youube. Blessed are they that mourn for their poverty: for they shall be comforted with a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ YouTube's caring support team. Blessed are the list geeks: for they shall inherit the content platform. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after being censored by YouTube: for their inboxes shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful in giving us a rating higher than one star: for they shall obtain mercy every once in a while. Blessed are the pure in content: for they shall see a Mod. Blessed are the tame content creators: for they shall be called the children of the Algorithm. Blessed are they which are persecuted for political correctness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of YouTube. Blessed are ye, when racists shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of wacist evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in BitCoin stock: for so stole they the profits which were before you." - The Gospel According to St. Susan Wojcicki 5:3-12
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Blessed are the cheesemakers.
15 likesyouube
2 likesThe beatitudes of Montizon, as they were given to Susan W on Mount YouTube.
3 likesMay Montizon rip in peace. He will never be forgotten for his sacrifice saved the internet as we know it.
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hmm yes interesting but then a wild ajit pai appeared
11 likeshmm yes interesting stop
0 likesHe saved us from PewDiePie the Conqueror and his immature racist army. But a new threat emerges... Ajit Pai. Will we see a second coming????
6 likesRest In Peace in peace?
12 likeshmm yes interesting I’m an antimontizon
0 likesrip = Rest in Peace, so u said "Rest in Peace in peace" lol
2 likesamen
1 likeAnd Ajit Pai is one of his Profits
0 likesJust imagine if he wasn't there, or if somehow before he was born he didn't want to be born? If that happened, we would still have the racist evil racist conservative racist racist racist racist fjjuoidsdugvdhueoghghedouhgcuobdgscgbewdcdnuoncogbudfcdiogbgobiedbigcbdodocobgijoijsjdiosioucsdoiodotchugd cidso fcia cccccvideo gamers, we would be in more danger, at least this moment became true and there is nothing you can do to change it, that is the best part about montizon and anything for that matter
0 likesEllen Degeneres is so funny. My favorite meme was when something was popular and she made a skit about where she dressed up as that popular and made silly dances and silly voices. My second most favorite meme from her is when she has a popular person on her show and then references what made them popular. That is such a good meme because I get the reference. She breaks the rules and foundations of everything we know about comedy, and then puts it back together and follows them to a tee. Why? Because she is Jesus, and wants to demonstrate that she can make the world of comedy crumble, but abides to its rules for our sake.
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Da_Pikmin_Coder And Ellen voices Dory...
9 likesFRYING DORY CONFIRMED 2018
16 likesYou forgot that she is strong, independent, LGBT woman.
20 likesDIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY
Say it with me:
9 likesDIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
Oh God, this reads so horribly nowadays
2 likesAll thought you may have a lot of "empty subscribers" (just like me been on YouTube for 8 years and didn't upload frequently) you gained my subscription for being so real. I actually look forward on any video you post. It's great to have views and comments but those few people who care? That is different. Keep on creating.
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0 likesI must say, you have to love that Emp created a whole religion based on someone who couldn't type correctly. This is the quality content I unsubscribe for.
72 likesWe are all so very lucky for Father Lemon to deliver us holy passage of the trials of Montizon. Fellow Montizens, may yellow be thy status... Amen.
10 likes༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE MONTIZON ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
66 likesMONTIZON IS LOVE
85 likesMONTIZON IS LIFE
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Joshua Rocha oh please no
0 likesThe Censorship is GOOD ...
165 likesCreativity is EVIL!
ALL HAIL
ZARMONTIZON!Replies (1)
draws dual swords
2 likes"I didn't give up people on the internet liking me for nothing... CHARGE!"
"We must eliminate this at it's core, attack! For unique opinions!"
Merry Montizon-mas, Emplemon.
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I prefer Montizomas
13 likesIndeed
1 likeEven if your videos get demonetized, there's still a way for you to get that sweet, sweet YouTube revenue: having subscribers to your channel who have YouTube Red. Having an active YouTube Red subscription helps not only YouTube itself, but also the channels you're subscribed to that have monetization enabled as well.
5 likesAlso, remember to list not only your Patreon supporters, but also the people subscribed to your channel that have an active YouTube Red subscription.
And on the 2017th anniversary of the most blessed day, a new prophet was born. In all his glory, Montizon, Lord of the 3rd Meme Reich, was born...
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Actually you know what... We've gone too far. Kaiser Pepe must be reinstated before the internet endures a genocide by the hands of Montizon...
3 likesThe path of the righteous man is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the rascism of evil gamers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepeards normies through the value of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will demonotize with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is MONTIZON when I lay my yellow dollar sign upon you.
7 likesI've been converted O GLORY HALLELUJAH
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Hallejewyah
2 likesPraise be! Our harsh and unfair God, Montizon. For he demonetizes us all for our sake, our safety, praise Montizon!
2 likesBrickertown h'oH boi do I f E EL IT. I FEEERL THE MONTIZON COURSING THROUGH MY CHANNEL...
2 likesCHANNEL...CHANNEL
CHANNELING...
Brickertown ‘Tis Heresy to support YouTube’s destruction
1 likeI love coming back to this video. Just as EmpLemon released his video on Carpenter's "The Thing", we were once again shown how powerful Montizon is.
2 likesMONTIZON bless you, and keep you, and make his face shine upon you, and be gracious to you.
2 likesDo not question the power of Montizon! Now, please go read his book!
2 likesI’m still waiting for the second coming of montizon
4 likeswe're in too deep, we've penetrated the bedrock and now we're slowly burning inside the core
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Fool the downward spiral never ends
17 likesBut you can't break bedrock silly
8 likesCAN YOU SMELELELELELELELEL
1 likeWHAT THE ROCK
GOT
FUCKING PENETRATED
Montizon will save us
1 likeRaytastic I had to subscribe because of your channels and your Homer pic
0 likesFuck that bedrock
1 likeWe're going deep inside that core as if the earth getting pregnant!
Raytastic HAHA HE SAID bedrock
1 likefrom the
0 likestown of bedrock
they're a page right out of history
Slowly burning inside Hades.
0 likesMakes an entire video because of one spelling error. This is jacksfilms level content
30 likesLet all debts be forgiven and all slaves free! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
7 likesI'm gonna start preaching these words to my local church.
2 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON!
6 likesWe need a complete "The book of Montizon".
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Leo Light "Hello, my name is Elder Price, I would like to share with you the most amazing book"
1 likeWe need to send that book to The Cutting Room Floor
0 likesLeo Light Zenzi can be Judas
0 likesThank you, EmpLemon. I have been enlightened with the power of the powerful Monitzon!
0 likesWe've reached the bottom of the downward spiral... and I love it.
0 likesI have no words to describe the immense amount of emotion and knowledge I feel right now
0 likesWhat a time to be alive and praise our lord and savior: Montizon
0 likesBut that depiction of him was created by humans based on what we think he looks like. We will never know the true face of montizon
252 likesThanks for blessing me with the gift of Montizon on this Christmas day
0 likesI love Montizon! Finally i can see meaning! Finally i can see someone up there is watching and protecting us. I sure hope he doesn't turn evil and demand sacrifices like all the other gods.
0 likesOh, I am SO converting my family to Montizonian next Christmas season!
0 likes"How's he going doctor?"
10 likes"Not so good, a side from hitting his head on the padded walls he's been constantly screaming about downward spirals and some guy called Montizon"
ALL HAIL MONTIZON, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
1 likeIf you honestly think the lemony Emperor wants YeeTube cash money, you're not wrong. But if you think he's expecting any reward after doing these videos, you couldn't be farther from the truth. After all, it's not his job. These last few videos aren't meant to attract clicks or get ads, they're a PSA we should all pay attention to.
6 likesEverybody wants money, but not everything is motivated by that desire. Sometimes, people just want to share their thoughts and convey said thoughts to others. But more often than not, viewers will regurgitate memes, random quotes, or entirely miss the point of the video.
Love you Emp, keep doing your thing
Montizon, we thank you for support the traveler light, and we will never forget that. #praisemontizon
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON!
2 likesI praise montizon with all my life
0 likesMay the great MONTIZON bless us all in this year of 21.
0 likesHail Prophet Lemon!
38 likesOnly REAL intellectuals can understand the true intententions of Montizon
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I can yell you're not one of them based on your spealign uf intentuns
3 likesThis is one of your best works to date. Keep it up!
0 likesMontizon is love, Montizon is life!
0 likesafter watching this video, i believe in montizon. im watching on a phone, so since the app is bugged the space where i am typing this comment is up in the video. surely it’s only montizon reminding me that he is watching and that he loves me 💛
0 likesEmpLemon gazed up at the enormous face. Seven years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved YouTube.
2 likesYou could make a religion out of this.
4 likesMy eyes have been opened to the glory that is Montizon.
0 likesThis is actually a really genius stepping stone well done
0 likesI like how the image of Montizon is the master control program, an all-seeing all knowing, AI the controls everything
1 likeThis is amazing. 1000 thumbs up!
0 likesMontizon is love Montizon is life
1 likeWow! I think I found a new religion! I bow down to thee, Montizon!
0 likes"Behold those who say they are content creators, but are not, but do lie; I will make them kneel before thy feet, and let them know that Montizon hasn't loved thee."
0 likesSmellevations 3:9
What happens to those who do not appreciate the love of our Lord, Montizon?
0 likesBless us oh Montizon, for these thy memes which we are about to receive. From thy ad revenue through YouTube our lord. Amen.
0 likesLet's take a moment to realize that the Temple Of Time theme from "Legend Of Zelda : Ocarina Of Time" plays in the background of some parts of this video. I love it.
1 likeThanks Montizon, you're the best!
0 likesI am glad and will rejoice in these good news. At first I was miffed at the state of YT, but now I have an unyielding peace in my heart.
0 likesMake sure to pray to the son of our lord Montizon, AJIT PAI!
0 likesPRAISE BE MONTIZON!
PRAISE BE THE NAME OF MONTIZON!
0 likesAll hail the mighty montizon!
0 likesMontizon loves us.
0 likesSo much in fact that he send his son to us. The Messias hinself, the great Emperor Lemon.
All hail his name!
praise montizon for saving us
0 likesMontizon Is Love, Montizon Is Life.
0 likes🙌P R E A C H🙏
0 likesMerry existencial crisis everyone
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Riku ow ALL HAIL EXISTENCIAL
4 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON!
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON!
ALL HAIL MONTIZON!
The funny thing is there is actually a city in Spain called Montizon.
6 likesO thank you mighty montizon!
0 likesForgive us Montizon, for we have sinned.
1 likeA Christmas miracle
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A Montizonmas miracle
1 likeYou're the best dude, keep it up, this is spot on
0 likesI never got demonetized. Does that mean that His Holiness MONTIZON hates me?
4 likesThank you Montizon, for sacrificing yourself to give us that wonderful piss stain on all of our amazing content. We really needed a wonderful being like you to fix YouTube once and for all.
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
2 likesI love how you put the mario 64 file select theme in the background, its so relaxing
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Pannenkoek much?
1 likeI seriously thought I was truly an agnostic but I have been touched by the enlightenment of the Great and powerful Montizon, I KNOW HE EXIST and you petty non-believer shall be given a YouTube strike by our lord
0 likesToday is a sad day
16 likesWe lost an important member of the channel
R.I.P Admiral Ackbar (i hope i wrote this right)
This time he didnt see the trap ;(
Montizon is love, Montizon is life.
0 likesI love this guy so much.
6 likesHe says his opinions in reasonable ways and actually says things that make sense instead of mercilessly dissing things with no proof for views.
He does what he wants and doesn’t give a fuck about what anybody else says.
Keep it up dude.
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If you love him so much, then SUBMIT TO THE CHURCH OF MONTIZON.
0 likesPie Pivotmontier-O I already have
0 likesJUST SUBMIT TO THE CHURCH OF MONTIZON, NOW.
0 likesPie Pivotmontier-O ok
0 likesMontizon is love, Montizon is life.
0 likesYou are a youtube God! Emp. I have nothing but admiration and respect for.
0 likesMontizon shall always watch over the entire space of the internet.
0 likesFor when war strikes, he shall come once again.
Montizon is love, montizon is life
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
29 likesAmen brother. PREACH!
0 likesMontizon is love, Montizon is life(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ
1 likeI have seen the light, montizon will pull me up from my own downward spiral of racism and make sure I don’t get sucked down! Praise Montizon!
0 likesthis video appears to have been blessed by the almighty montizon
0 likesAll hail the almighty Montizon 🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR MANY SACRIFICES, ALMIGHTY MONTIZON! 🙏🙏🙌🙌👏🙏🙏
0 likesI. LOVE! This guy!
1 likeMontizon loves me 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
1 likeLET US ALL PRAY TO MONTIZON
1 likeMontizon is love, Montizon is life
0 likesI've met your channel by accident a couple of months ago, and now I'm thankful for this happy incident, for I understand that it was Montizon's will. He, the almighty sent you in my recomended tab, even though thy videos were rebellious rants unworthy of His divine approval, for thou would become His prophet and His word would be heard in all corners of the world. Hallelujah. Thank you, Montizon. You showed me light through the prophet's mistakes, for Your love is grand and Your knowledge sees what my mortal eyes are too blind to do so.
0 likesAll hail Montizon. May He watch over you as He watches over me. Amen.
Praise our lord and savior, Montizon, our one true god.
0 likesFALL BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY MONTIZON!
0 likesThat's it, this holiday season I begin my research in the religion of Montizon!
0 likesMontizon oh great one, bless us all with your touch.
6 likesThis is the best video ever, made me cry of laughter every time he said montizon
0 likesPraise be Montizon !
1 likeMONTIZON SAVE ME FOR I AM MY WORST ENEMY!
1 likeMontizon is love. Montizon is life.
1 likeAll praise motizon the all mighty.
11 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesHOW CAN I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?!
1 In the beginning montizon created the heavens and the earth.
1 like2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of montizon was hovering over the waters.
3 And montizon said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
4 montizon saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
5 montizon called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And montizon said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”
7 So montizon made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.
8 montizon called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And montizon said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.
10 montizon called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And montizon saw that it was good.
11 Then montizon said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14And montizon said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,
15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.
16 montizon made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
17 montizon set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth,
18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And montizon saw that it was good.
19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And montizon said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”
21So montizon created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And montizon saw that it was good.
22 montizon blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”
23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And montizon said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
25 montizon made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.
26 Then montizon said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So montizon created mankind in his own image, in the image of montizon he created them; male and female he created them.
28 montizon blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then montizon said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.
30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 montizon saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
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1 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.
0 likes2 By the seventh day montizon had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.
3 Then montizon blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.
Dwane and Ellen
4 This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the LORD montizon made the earth and the heavens.
5 Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the LORD montizon had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground,
6 but streamscame up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground.
7 Then the LORD montizon formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
8 Now the LORD God had planted a garden in the east, in youtube; and there he put the man he had formed.
9 The LORD montizon made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four channels.
11 The name of the first is the Dwane the rock johnson; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold.
12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.)
13 The name of the second channel is the the jimmy Kimmel show; it winds through the entire land of Cush.
14 The name of the third channel is the ellen degenerace show; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth channel is Taylor swift vevo.
15 The LORD montizon took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it.
16 And the LORD montizon commanded the man, “You are free to eat any revenue from any channel in the garden;
17 but you must not eat from the chanmel of jake paul, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
18 The LORD montizon said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
19Now the LORD montizon had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.
20So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals. But for Adam no suitable helper was found.
21 So the LORD montizon caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s thousands of dollars and then closed up the place with flesh.
22 Then the LORD montizon made a woman from the revenue he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
23 The man said, “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called ‘woman,’ for she was taken out of man.”
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
25 dwane and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame
I'm speechless... this video gave me tears.
0 likesALL HAIL LORD MONTIZOOONNNNNNNNNN
0 likesThank you, Montizon, for youtube.
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON, THE GOD OF DEMONITISATION
6 likesAN OWL WITHOUT FEATHERS IS 2 COLD,
0 likes2 SPEAK [**1:1]
IN THE LAND OF MOONCHILDREN,
THE ROCK IS KING;
CHECK THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF TIMES
[*12:55]
All Hail Montizon it is him who deems us worthy or not. I’m not even worth of a custom URL! But I know Montizon knows best! Namaste 🙏🏻
0 likesthe true meaning of Christmas
0 likesI love this channel never change
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
1 like🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽
🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼
MONTIZON IS LOVE
0 likesMONTIZON IS LIFE
SO PRAISE BE UNTO MONTIZON
Where can I get a Book of Montizon
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In the youtube nearest to you
2 likesIn the YouTube Terms of Agreement.
6 likesthe deepweb
2 likesI am a believer.
2 likesLet us not forget Montezon's messenger the channel YoutubeMonitization, we all await his glorious blessings.
0 likesspread the word of montizon
0 likesWhy do I think in about 1000 years there will be wars for Montizon?
17 likesMontizon protec
5 likesBut Montizon
He also attac
I need to make Montizon a god in my DnD world.
0 likesAnd Kek said "I am your God and you shall worship none but me"
0 likesAnd Pepe saw the people gathered around the golden statue of montizon and was filled with rage at what his people had done in his absence...
(Forgive me if I have misquoted, I am not learned of the scriptures, I can only speak from what father Michael spoke unto me when he was not inside me...)
SUBMISSION COMPLETE
11 likesMay Kek lay searing torrents of cancerous memes upon the disbelievers and may He preserve the followers of His will. PRAISE KEK!!
0 likesMerry Montizonmas!
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Do not associate the great Monitzon with Christmas.
4 likesHe is his on entity on his own and deserves his own holiday.
WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
0 likesHave a blessed Christmas!
0 likesHAVE MY CHILDREB MONTIZON!
0 likesAll hail Montizon!
0 likesMontizon is love Montizon is life
0 likesClearly only Yologuy929TM can save YouTube, thank you dankmeme929.
129 likesAnd Montizon, yeah.
All hail montizon!
0 likesHow could I have been so blind, so naive, and so clueless of Montizon's good influence and protection of us lesser beings.
0 likesPraise be the Montizon
0 likesMontizon is great, says so in the book of montizon
0 likesmontizon love all of us now he is a god now and montizon love us
0 likesI pray to Montizon facing the Youtube headquarters 12 times a day.
0 likesHas someone made a montizon discord yet?
14 likesEmpLemon, please fully publish The Book of Montizon. We need guidance across technology.
0 likesTHANK YOU MONTIZON
0 likesThank you, Montizon
0 likesMontizon is love. Montizon is life.
0 likesmerry christmas emp, you're the greatest
0 likesHail the glorious prophet Montizon.
0 likesBut now a new threat is coming to the internet and we now need MOTIZON!
1 likeLove your choice of music.
0 likesSomeone please give us the entire Book of Montizon please
0 likesPRAISE MONTIZON
1 likeMONTIZON Has the whole world around his hands
0 likesmontizon will put us on a upward spiral
0 likesYou have made my shitty Christmas just a bit better. Merry Christmas EmpLemon, and praise Montizon.
0 likesBecause of monizon’s sacrifice we may forever live a free internet where everyone favourite voices our heard and for you to sacrifice your little tiny bit of ad rev.
0 likesHAIL MONTIZON!!!!!
0 likesI love u and ur videos （╹◡╹）♡
0 likesThank you for informing me on this topic.
0 likesFor strong monies and plentiful coin, comment "Thank you Mr. Montizon"
5 likesIn this comment thread.
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Thank you Mr. Montizon
0 likesall hail montizon, the keeper of what is sacred in the west, our diversity, and the absence of racism.
0 likesMontizon giveth and Montizon taketh away
1 likeThe Internet is such a wonderful place
3 likes2:16 Or maybe Montizon just grants us the power of the early 2016 memes... To press buttons .5 times.
13 likesMONTIZON IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
0 likesI have ascended past my old way, i the supreme space potato of Ultimate destruction but now I am the supreme space potato of MONTIZON
0 likesPlease make more of this
0 likesLove MONTIZON'S love
0 likesThanks for the giving me my new religion
0 likesThank You Montizon
0 likesMerry Christmas my guys praise montizon
0 likesI have been enlightened by Montizon. I now know why the Simpsons are green, I know why we won't get Net Neutrality back, and I know now why we all believed that Youtube was broken
0 likesI
0 likesA human
A simple spec in the universe
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then
I
was
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I know am bowing to my
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all
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for he has
blessed
me
and
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hail Montizon
Thank you Mr. Montizon
0 likesWe have 5 gods, Montizon , Shrek , Obunga, Weegee and Ochinchin.
2 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
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0 likes#ALLHAILMONTIZON
15 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesThe new videos are amusing and very informative and all but...
0 likesI miss the single original YTPs.
I BELIEVE!!!!
0 likesBig Brother is watching.
43 likesYou must love Big Brother.
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War is Peace.
4 likesFreedom Is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
1 likemontizon+AFK man Sexual acts outside of marriage? Off to Miniluv with you!
0 likesMeowTheRainbowX I went to the Gulag once, don't expect me to perish in your so called "hell hole" here!
0 likes+AFK man What do you mean? I was just extending the 1984 reference. Are you serious about having been in the Gulag, or is this just another meme?
0 likesMeowTheRainbowX "The memes Jack!"
0 likes- Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising (I think it should be obvious what my answer is.)
Long ago, the 4 youtube channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the evil, racist , transgender, homophobic, fascists, gamers attacked.
0 likesAll hail MONTIZON THE GREAT AND Undying. Hail
0 likesYou forgot to list Montizon's various Daemons, such as the the earraping Vevosector, the conquer-lusting Gamerinds, and the infamous and terrifying Greater Daemons of Montizon, the Googlishtaks. His current mortal champion and Everchosen is Sindar Pichai. His Sign is unknowable, for those who witness it forget it until it is too late.
0 likesHe who controls the monetization controls the Youtubers.
0 likesHe who controls the Youtubers controls the face of Youtube.
Your my favorite YouTuber this year.
7 likesthis is it. the downward spiral has led to this. A L L H A I L M O N T I Z O N
1 likeOnce more Montizon will rule the galaxy!
0 likesThis is one of my favorite videos on this site, the sarcasm is just so good
1 likeALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesSpeaking of 2017 Memes
4 likesTHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emplemon is trying to save YouTube as The Polish Winged Hussars saved Europe in 1683
Hail lord montizon
0 likesThis is just too prefect.
0 likes"Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. Much pain, but still time. Believe there is good out there. We oppose deception. Conduit closing. 0x07"
0 likes2:16 I was eating and not expecting the Super Mario 64 File Select theme to be the thing that makes me laugh so hard that I almost cough it all up.
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BUT FIRST WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL MONTIZON
0 likesThe story of montizon is great!!!! can't wait till he reborn and saves the page YouTube dot com
0 likesMontizon has done it! The lord of the gamers had been slain, this is our last moment to repent fellow gamers
0 likesC'est fort incroyable.
0 likesMontizon died for our sins, he is the light, when we die we go to puretube, where there are no evil gamers, just the great 4.
0 likesMontizon is my new god.
0 likesMONTIZON SAVE US ALL BECAUSE HE IS GOOD
0 likesHappy New Year, guys! Thank God 2017 is finally over!
1 likeI thought montizon was going to be a Verizon meme
11 likesWhen will we start the Crusade for our lord and savoir Montizon?
0 likesPRAISE BE TO MONTIZON
0 likesBless ye montizon
0 likesPRAISE MONTIZON
0 likesPRAISE MONTIZON
0 likesBOW TO MONTIZON
2 likesHappy montizon day!!
0 likesMY HEART IS BIG AND ITS ONLY GETTIN BIGGER
0 likesISS ALL CAUSE MONTIZON IS MY N I 🅱️🅱️A
So this entire video and story was based off of one misspelling? Inspiration comes in many forms.
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That's how some epic memes are made.
0 likesYou are just blind to the ways of the almighty, holy, holy holy, all powerful, omnipotent, omniscient, all father Montizon.
2 likesHail Montizon!!!
0 likesI love you montizon
0 likesMONTIZON THE MIGHTY!
0 likesMONTIZON THE UNERRING!
MONTIZON THE UNASSAILABLE!
TOO YOU WE GIVE PRAISE!
WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS
WRITHING IN THE FILTH OF OUR OWN RACISM
TRUST IN EMPLEMON, YOUTUBE
FOR HE IS THE CHOSEN OF MONTIZON
HE ALONE HAS BEEN ANOINTED BY MONTIZON TO SPREAD HIS HOLY WORD
Please give us another tale of montizon
1 likeDo the top 10 worst memes of the year
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Do you think "Cash Me Outside" will top it?
24 likesMeowTheRainbowX either that or spongemock
19 likes+Andrew Burks Spongemock was annoying and overused, but I at least see the joke.
18 likesMeowTheRainbowX don't forget how bad "bike is short for bichael" is
12 likesMaybe big shaq? Maybe?
7 likesI would say Loss qualifies, but that's not even a meme
1 likePlease
0 likesShaq, Kanye, and sprite cranberry were ok
1 likeSalt Bae was the epitome of normemes.
0 likesSharkcaster wood Virgin vs Chad. Thot patrol. Understandable have a nice day.
4 likesMe too thanks
0 likes+Adventurous Adventurer Augustus That was one of the better ones! What are you talking about?
0 likesmontizon is number one
1 likeIt's a monetization miracle!
3 likesWe all thought Emp was on a downward spiral.
0 likesBut we were wrong. All this time, he has been A S C E N D I N G
MONTIZON IS OUR SAVIOUR
0 likesHE SHALL SAVE US FROM THE EVIL RACIST GAMERS
I love this it's so funny 👌🏿👌🏿😂😂😂
0 likesMontizon appears only to those He deems worthy. We can only hope to be demonetized by the a s c e n d e d o n e
0 likesOur Montizon who art in the intarwebz, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on the webz as it is in the series of tubes. Give us this day our daily ad revenues, and forgive us our fair use of video and audio clips, as we also have forgiven our poopers. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from anyone who doesn't agree with our personal sociopolitical standpoints... whom I will label Nazis irrespective of their beliefs or practices.
0 likes"Montizon wept." Jawed 11:35
0 likesImagine someone dies and sees Montizon at the gates
0 likesMontizon 1:2 Genesis: For those of the ways not in the light of the LGBT have been forgiven and demonetized for their own good at Montizon's hand through love.
0 likesthis made me laugh, I'm converting to montizonism.
1 likeALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON ▼▼▼▲▲▲
1 likeBest anime youtuber of all time
10 likesThis is my religion now
0 likesthank you montizon
0 likesMontizon will be our side for decades, ever.
0 likesLooking at 2020 now...
1 likeWe discover montizon didn't die for these times.
damn i need to get that book
0 likes"As soon as Montizon releases a...single solid...dollar, I will release my...own original...content."
0 likesWhat the hell Emp...
0 likesCan't you make some YTPs, and less bizzare rants about corporate greed? Your great YTPs are why I subscribed.
Bring back the old Emp!
Sorry, my soul's already subcontracted to JR "Bob" Dobbs. Remember, "it's what you DON'T see, that sells you!" Hail Bob. All other gods are but his footstools.
0 likesNo advertisers allowed on this video.
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Your point? No ads for you either.
1 likeI’ve found my religious calling
0 likesAll hail Montizon
0 likesAll hail Montizon
0 likesI will now commit to the cult of Montizon
1 likeMattshea is the only non-racist gamer so he needs to be alive
1 likeCRYING IN MY SLEEP
0 likesMONTIZOOOOOOOON~~~~~~☆
0 likesStrangely, this makes more sense than Scientology. Nice.
1 likeHEIL JOHN DOE! 3/18!! HE SHALL CLEANSETH THY ROBLOX!! THE ERADICATION SHALL COMETH!!!
1 likeMONTIZON IS LOVE
0 likesMONTIZON IS LIFE
After what seems like forever of editing and rendering, you open up the youtube upload page. After making a MS paint thumbnail, you upload your video and go to sleep, feeling hopeful that the video will do alright. The next day, you go to work or school or some shit. You return home, eager to see if you've got enough money to buy that gameboy color you've always wanted. A suprise much better awaits, however. You gasp, seeing the yellow icon. Completely speechless, your jaw drops.*Montizon. He watches over me.* A warm feeling overcomes you, knowing that your savior and christ has taken your revenue for a reason far greater than anything you would use it for.
1 likeHe must buy swords to fight off those turkeys.
(It's almost 2 AM, what the fuck am I doing?)
I love your videos for the amount of references you cram into them, to be fair you have to have an IQ of at least bla bla bla, keep up the great work Lord Emperor Lemonade
0 likesI want a bible of this
0 likesTHUMBS DOWN THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GUYS TO PRAISE OUR LORD GOD MONTIZON
0 likes4:25. So when Montizon is spinning around really quickly, is that him sacrificing himself or taking on the form of YouTubes guardian and saviour
1 like"montizion loves you" love backwards is Evol, close to evil. Coincidence? With my physical existence, I think not, for love also means LEVEL OF VIOLENCE ENDUCED. Woaha that got HOTT quickly. Amen.
0 likesIf you don't pray to Montizon or go to a Church Of Montizon then we can't be friends, he gave his life so that YouTube could be safe and if you don't respect that then there is something wrong with you.
1 like😩👌 mighty fine cult sir, I shall become a new disciple of the all mighty monetizon and his gift of monetization
0 likesAwe, true to Montizon
0 likesPraise Montizon
0 likesHappy Halloween guys
8 likesMontezon is love Montezon is life he loves us so we give up are money to please him as satisfy his hulking love we take is massive lode of love into are selves to please Montezon
0 likesMerry MONTIZON!!!
0 likesmy eyes are opened
0 likesThis isn't a big thing yet, but it must become one.
1 likeI love you emp
3 likesPraise montizon :D
0 likesDOWN WITH MONTIZON DOWN WITH MONTIZON DOWN WITH MONTIZON
0 likesMontizón is a city located in the province of Jaén, Spain. According to the 2014 census, the municipality has a population of 1797 inhabitants.
0 likesSoundtrack from my favorite n64 games 10/10
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I was certain I was watching a Pannenkoek video during the book of genesis
0 likesHey man, great video! A very hilarious take on the YouTube drama.
0 likesF A L S E G O D !
0 likesall hail montizon
0 likesYay, a new meme!
0 likesI was never confused at first at all, and always knew this was a jokeThis is what bad grammar does
30 likesThe YouTube Hussars arrived to save YouTube (Emplemon,Goop videos and every other brave soul who would stand up for Youtubian Rights)
0 likes#YoutubeLivesMatter
You see this is why I fucking love this channel
0 likesMontizon is the prophet of our generation
0 likesWe have reached the bottom of the downward spiral
0 likesI thought you where going to announce your new profession of Elisa and spooderman videos for monetization. But this is fine I guess
4 likesMontizón
0 likesFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Montizón is a city located in the province of Jaén, Spain. According to the 2014 census,[1] the municipality has a population of 1797 inhabitants.
PRAISE BE! the all father Montizon has come to drive away the yellow dollar sign hordes. May he save us mortals for armageddon!
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Am i supposed to have read this with chumbucket's voice?
0 likes(The mechanic in the 2015 mad max game in case you don't know)
ZA WARUDO! MUDAMUDA! WRYYY Chumbucket is the sole reason i phrased my comment like this
0 likesI love Montizon
0 likesI️ love how you take a typo from a hater and make a whole video about it. HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesThis is cool, but why are the Simpsons green?
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Montizon made the simpsons green because he loves them.
78 likesMontizon made everything because he loves everyone.
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11 likesBecause you didn't unsubscribe fast enough.
36 likesBecause green is the colour of purity, and the Simpsons are Montizon's chosen race.
30 likesUncle Squiddz copyright purposes. MONTIZON WILLS IT
12 likes411
4 likesHomer is sucking the essence of shrek out. That’s why shrek has no colour
9 likesBecause Montizon willed it to be.
1 likeBecause they are Montizon followers
1 likeThe most likely explanation as to why most human characters from The Simpsons (including the entire Simpson family and most Springfield residents) are green in EmpLemon's videos is that EmpLemon is doing this as a deliberate reference to the titular protagonist of the Shrek film series, who is a green-skinned ogre.
2 likesIn the beginning montizon created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of montizon moved upon the face of the waters. And montizon said, Let there be green simpsons: and there was green simpsons
1 like43
0 likesUncle Squiddz I thought they were blue
2 likesUncle Squiddz BeCaz U tuch UrsELF at N1ght
1 like#MandelaEffect
0 likesBefore you ask that question, you should be asking why the Simpsons are yellow.
0 likes“Montizon is watching”
0 likesNow we just need some mont police.
I've never considered that, that there was a good reason behind all of this drama. How foolish was I. I never knew of Montizon. He loved me with an eternal love that casts down as those yellow $'s. I am nothing more that the maggots in the ground, but Montizon forgave and died for our ignorant ways. I followed in the ways of Pewdiepie but no more. No more. Show Montizon love and thank him, thank him for his demonetization and age-restrictions. We love you, Montizon.
0 likesIt's time for the upward spiral!
0 likesWe can make a religion out of this
0 likesIs EmpLemon the new Joseph Smith?
18 likesReplies (1)
yes
3 likesALL HAIL MONITIZON
0 likesNow my job here is done and real emplemon if your still there may the meme OF 2016-2010 Be With you
0 likesAll Hail Montizon, he will free us from the greedy and power hungry shackles of YouTube.
0 likesSave us from DEMONITIZE the DEMON of YouTube.
0 likes0:14 that didn’t age very well
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Ruh roh
0 likesNext time you feel like ranting about the never ending downward spiral of YouTube, ask yourself this: What would Montizon do?
0 likesI had the bell clicked and didn't get the notification. ALL HAIL MONTIZON.
0 likesHoly shit your right al hail the montozon
0 likesEnd is coming. PRAY FOR MONTIZON
0 likesThat's not Montizon, that's the "Master Control Program" (MCP) from "Tron".
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The Joe Cool Goofy: Sora come quick!!!
0 likesLet's put the "Montizon" back in "Christmas."
0 likesI feel like Montizon has mind control powers because of all this.
0 likesWhat even... Geuss I can't complain. EmpLemon is doing what he wants to do, making rants, that's okay tho. Will continue to stay subscribed and will wait 'till he wants to make his great YTPs again, at least there's others out there. Oh and hey, does anyone remember awfulfawful? Apparently alot happened to them, but i've never found out exactly what though.
0 likesAll hail montizon for he is the profit to set us free. He was the one who saved us from cringey reaction channels. He was the one who vanquished the filthy being known as durv. He died so that demonotization shall live!
0 likes
11 likesBig BrotherMontizon is watching.M O N T I Z O N I S G O D
0 likesall hail MONTIZON
0 likesPraise Kek
0 likesPreach brother
0 likesMayo Charmeleon.
5 likesall hail montizon
0 likesMerry Christmas Emperor Lemon 🙌
1 likeI was their at the berth of montizon
0 likesMontizon requires of yee not thy belongings or ad revenue, but thy goodwill and dank memes.
1 likeYo who can’t wait for YouTube rewind 2018 #fortnite
5 likesBIG BROTHER MONTIZON IS WATCHING YOU
0 likesmontizon sounds like a person who would use a mac, also...
0 likesRemember kids! Montizon made you special, and he loves you very much
Why don't you have more subscribers? Your YouTube Poops are incredible!
0 likesA L L H A I L M O N T I Z O N
0 likesPop quiz!
35 likesWho disliked this video?
Was it...
a( people who didn't understand the irony
b( the "first four channels" and their 31 legitimate fans
c ( i don't know but I want to destroy them
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D(all of the above
4 likesc
0 likesA L L H A I L M O N T I Z O N
0 likesAmen
0 likesAll hail Montizon
0 likesAll hail Montizon
All hail Montizon
All hail Montizon
I mean plankton
This video is honestly SOOOOO Underrated.
0 likesCan I demonitize your comment section?
12 likesReplies (2)
Ad revenue Yes.
1 likeCurb your Demonitization thirst.
1 likeSomeone is going to watch this and make a real book
0 likesThe only Lord I believe in is the Lord of the LMG, Tachanka
0 likesM O N T I Z O N L O V E S U S
0 likesEmplemon what’s your opinion on suicide?
3 likesI love you too Montizon
0 likesSince when have i been going to church? How have i not noticed?
0 likesI iz a believer! Montizon akbar!!!
0 likesI vote we change Christmas to Montezaa where all YouTubers can come together and chip in ad revenue the night before. And the very next day, YouTube gets blessed with good content from every YouTuber (Even the Pauls Montezon does not discriminate) for the rest of the day.
0 likesF i r s t
32 likesAnyway
Merry Crimbo
Montizon: The final horizon.
0 likesi am going to start going door to door telling people about montizon
0 likes#prayformontizon
0 likesAyyyyy, we could make a religion out of this
0 likesamen
4 likesThat fucking SM64 file select music. Pannen sure made an imprint on the meme scene.
0 likesYou can hardly blasphemy against something that isn't divine.
0 likesWhat the comments seem to fail to understand is that demonetization isn't the problem, its that fact that it is used to censor unpopular/nonconforming opinons.
1 likeGod damn it Montizon... He was so young...
1 likeReligion parodys
5 likesMy faviorite.
MONTIZON VULT!
0 likesMerry Christmas for 2 years and onwards
0 likesMontizon its a town of my country!!! Spain.
0 likesYouTube's moditazation bot now has a name: and it's name is Montizon!
0 likesAll hail Motizon!
All hail the Overlord!
Religious propaganda.
19 likesReplies (1)
Pie Pivotmontier-O lies >:3
2 likesmontizon is real :D
A L L H A I L M O N T I Z O N
0 likesGive me forced memes to deep throat, I LOVE IT I want more Give me please daddy :3
0 likesPraize montozon.
0 likes2:17 But first we need to talk about parallel Montizons!
0 likesI DEFY YOU FALSE GOD!!!
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then what do you belive in
0 likesI believe that what doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger.
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
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All hail MONTIZON! MONTIZON is the only one god, albeit he looks a lot like MCP... But that is just MONTION's power! He watches you all mast---ering videomaking and ensures the work of good people whom also got celebrities somehow!
0 likesI'd laugh my ass off if this video was monetized
0 likesAre you ok emp
5 likesReplies (1)
Very Strong Leaf He’s more than ok... HE’S HOMER SIMPSON
1 likeThe GODCHURCH of montizon
0 likesMerry christmas, montizon.
0 likesM O N T I Z O N
0 likesThis shit is way too funny :"DD
0 likesKek vs Montizon 2018
16 likesMe: this sounds as bad as the conch shell in spongebob
0 likesAlso Me: ALL HAIL MONTIZON
3:36 Montizon disapproves of this S P H E R I C A L object.
0 likesHail Montizon
0 likesI've had this anger for quite some time as well. Youtube since 2011, and government since 2013.
0 likesI personally don't believe in side gods or any of these to be honest, I believe in my own. I don't need monetization, I have something else to deal with.
2 T H
16 likesWhere can I find a book of montizon
1 likeI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
0 likesThe Book of Montizon- Rebirth, 6:9
You can make a religion out of this
0 likesi feel you bro
0 likesMontizon > Amazon
3 likesHow do I summon Montizon?
1 likeAll hail Montizon, for Montizon loves us. Montizon died for our dislikes.
0 likesOn the plus side, 2017 was a killer year for gaming...that's the only plus side.
0 likesI was wrong, there IS a god!
0 likesFirst
3 likesIn 2019
“I don’t know my memes but at least i know how to shut your shit down”- Montizon
0 likesis there anything else i can do to help montizon? i want the holy trinity of montizon, emplemon, and Yologuy929TM the 2th to come to my house and save me from sin!
0 likesEmp Lemon I swear I will write the whole book of Montizon for you just hit me up in that YouTube chat and I'll give you my Discord and E-mail
0 likes11/10 video 👏👏👏
0 likesYay first
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Peter Zaccardi first... 2die?
0 likesMontizon shall protect us. The wise monk known as YoloGuy is the most enlightened monk in this cult.
0 likesA L L H A I L
0 likesM O N T I Z O N
Merry Christmas to you too, Emp.
0 likesSpoilers
0 likes@EmpLemon how do you feel about Admiral Ackbar dying in the way he did in The Last Jedi? I think it was outrageous how they didn't even acknowledge his death directly.
Nut neutrality
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Hi, it's the future.
2 likesAdd Articles 11 and 13 to that comment.
EmpLemon for Christmas. Lovely!
0 likesI enjoyed this content.
0 likesI like how Montezon is represented by The CPU from the original TRON
0 likesI approve
0 likesWait...if Montizon is the God/Jesus of YouTube, then who's the devil?
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PEWDIEPIE
4 likesAlex Jones
0 likesPewDiePie!
0 likesPro-Gamergaters a.k.a. gamers.
0 likesjawed?
0 likesPewdiepie and LeafyIsHere
0 likesHow can Montizon demonetize videos in Europe tho? We don't even use the dollar so why is there a yellow dollar sign?
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I call hax
0 likesbless up
1 likeMay Montizon our lord savior found to be exist in all forms being the rock, ellen, JIMMY KIMMEL, and the taylor swifters completely at the same time bestow upon us shep from the montizon shepard the sacred DEMONETISATION so we may know he/she/helicopter died for our racist sins
0 likesThis sounds awfully close to Christianity..
10 likesOh.
Apparently Montizon is a city in Spain, that's our sacred land
0 likesBut where does Montizon, our holy and divine lord of Youtube, fit in with the chronology of the Downward Spiral? Does he start the spiral with his death or did he exist when the spiral began? :thinking emoji:
0 likesEmpLemon: Im not making long youtube poops, they take up too much time.
0 likesAlso EmoLemlem: this
hail montizon
0 likesMontizon chuckles "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
0 likesThere is only one source of income, and YouTube is the messenger.
0 likesHail montizon
0 likesMe:"Don't believe in Montizon!YouTube is using him to control you!"
0 likesCommenter:"MONTIZON ROCKS!"
Me:"There is NO MONTIZON! IT'S JUST A FACE!A BIG RED FACE!"
I just wanted to do an Invader Zim reference.
1:14 I thought YouTube was your hobby. Regardless, ALL HAIL MONTIZON!
0 likesSince you did top best memes of 2016, maybe you could do top shitiest memes of 2017?
2 likesHail motizon
0 likes#MakeYoutubeGreatAgain
0 likesSpongebob: Patrick, I don't think "Montizon" is a word.
1 likePatrick Star: Come on. You know... I Montizon, You Montizon, He She Me Montizon, Montizonology. It's like first grade, Spongebob!
Squidward: Do you think a fall from this height would be enough to kill Dankmeme929?
I ran into a church of Montizon on a public Garry's Mod server....
0 likesIt has begun
I fucking love you Empy
0 likesSuper Mario 64 music gave me a huge nostalgia blast
0 likesNow we live in peace, away from all the racist sexist racist racist facist racist furidncufisksjeo...
0 likesSo now you must submit to the all mighty Montizon and never question anything that happens on YouTube again.
Is there a way for subscribers to see if/when their favorite channels or videos have been demonetized?
0 likesi love this video lmao
0 likesR E D P I L L AND C H I L L
0 likesRepent! Montizon died for your sins repent sinners
0 likesVideos so Honest They're Painful to Watch: EmpLemon Edition.
0 likesRacism is bad? I never knew that. Thanks, Montizon!
0 likesHe really is insane
0 likesHow do I like and dislike a video at the same time?
0 likesCompletely irrelevant to the glory of our lord and saviour Montizon, but I want to ask: will there be a top 10 dank memes of 2017 video?
0 likesThey have been letting an AI decide who makes ad revenue bucks for 4 years now. Montezon is the Singularity.
0 likesMe: are you religious
0 likesFriend: im interested
Me:
Maybe if we sacrifice a viral video to Montizon once a week he will be resurrected and save us once more. Montizon is the god we need but not the one we deserve.
0 likesI like how he’s just pasting the MCP over people’s faces xD
0 likesIt was a decent meme while it lasted.
0 likesI died at that Pannenkoek reference
0 likesI’m commenting to fight the algorithm.
0 likesAnd to feed Montizon
Tank the Rewind
0 likesDank the Montizon
Montizon is the only God in the world. (Edit, BOI I'VE BEEN BURIED!)
0 likesJUST MONTIZON
1 likeIt might just be me, but doesn’t montizon look like an Earth, Wind & Fire album cover?
0 likesWe made God up, we can take him down
0 likesDon't we have the right to hate/dislike whoever we want?
1 likeI like how it is symbolized by the MCP from KH2
0 likesThis is hilarious my dude
0 likeslol this is great! XD
0 likesWhat's the name of the song at 2:16?
1 likeHappy New Year emplemon
0 likesHopefully youtube 2018 will be a year of reform
0 likesWhat is your religion?
0 likesEmpLemon: Shows picture of Montizon
I'm interested.
Montizon protects VEVO from "youtubers"
0 likesEmpLemon, is there any possible way I can DM you that you will actually see. I have tried the dm system on youtube, but I don't think it works correctly. It is about a song for you and a need to know what kind of things you like in music, like a preferred genre. Or a song you like, I might be able to remake a song that you like.
2 likesWhat’s sad is that I’m mostly here because it’s the only video with good clips of the MCP from Tron
1 like#TronLives
is montizon the master controller from kingdom hearts 2 or the master controller from tron the movie?
0 likesHe died for are sins
0 likesthe sharpest tool in the shed
0 likesGive us more ascended tendies REEEEEEEEEE
0 likesAll hail Big Bro-
0 likeserr... I mean
MONTIZON
Idubbz was a gamer? I never knew that. Thanks emplemon, and montizon.
0 likesHey can you do a good pop like incredible again? Would be cool
0 likesI'm surprised this wasn't age-restricted.
0 likesAllahu Montizon
0 likesQuote from Arthur Christmas: "They used to think you couldn't teach women to read"
0 likesRip montizon he couldn't even become a meme even will all his importance
1 likeAll youtubers are equal but some youtubers are more equal than others.
0 likesAre ya gonna make another top memes list? The 2016 list is one of the best videos on this site
0 likesMontiz vult, for we must reclaim the holy land of Youtube from the racism of gamers. As Montizon wills it.
0 likesWORSHIP MONTIZON
0 likesHow to beat montizon?
0 likesR U N N I N G E X E C U T A B L E
Watching this video on my new Curved monitor, Merry Christmas!
0 likesI died on Polybius. Though I died as a happy man.
0 likesI don't know, I died laughing with the "racist-tube" part
0 likesThat Ocarina of Time music though.
0 likesEdit: And Mario 64.
Man I fucking love forced memes
0 likesmerry montizon
2 likesF A L S E
0 likesG O D
You: God
2 likesMe, an intellectual: Montizon
and then he said: send video to our gaming lord: pew-di-pie
0 likesThere is 1 god (god god)
0 likesPretty good satire. As per usual. Needs more ear rape though.
0 likesMONTIZON
0 likesIS
WATCHING
Finally KEK has a rival
0 likesSo I missed Christmas this year...
0 likesIf I write a letter to Montizon, will he return to sender cause he demonitized my stamp?
So montizon is Core Master from Tron. Now I've seen everything.
0 likesWasn't Montizon's power usurped by the D O W N W A R D S P I R A L?🤔
0 likesNice
1 likeThats a quality meme
0 likesPlease don’t take me to room 101, priest of Montizon!
0 likesMerry Montizon
0 likesHe has been replaced by a NPC
0 likesEdit:The gamers have been missunderstood
I'm not catholic anymore, I'm montizic
0 likesWhen you make a whole video about a typo and completely ignore the dinkleburg
0 likesMontizon is the most annoying Kingdom Hearts 2 boss
0 likesMontizon is are savior
0 likesI wonder how the guy that typed the message feels about this
0 likesWas hilarious man.
1 likesome hater: hey youtube
0 likesyoutube: ye?
some hater: i'll give you a buck if you ban emp lemon
youtube: D E M O N I T I Z E D
1:58 AGE OF MYTHOLOGY ZEUS LMAO
0 likesWhen is the next sermon pastor?
0 likesPrepare for the hundreds of Montizon accounts being created
0 likesYeah right. I think there'd be a T-shirt if Montizon was real.
0 likesWhat songs were used in this video?
0 likesFucking great work.
0 likesI have converted
0 likesSm64 title music starts playing and I expect to learn some shit like P a r r a l e l u n i v e r s e s
1 likeButternut Squash?
0 likesYES PLEASE
There's a reason why no one makes memes based on Tron.
0 likesDamn... what the hell did you smoke? Weed?!
1 likeWhere is the image of montizon from
1 likeA L L H A I L
0 likesDOWN WITH MONTIZON.
0 likes5:15 That yellow dollar sign
0 likesWho would you rather disobey, Hypnotoad or Montizon. Choose wisely.
0 likesYou cannot rewind what the rock has cooked.
0 likesbetter love story than jesus
0 likesHey you guys remember Transcended?
0 likesMontizon remembers.
DOES EMPLEMON ACTUALLY LOOK AT HIS DISCORD SERVER?
0 likesEmplemon uploading a new video? Good thing yellow is his favourite colour!
0 likesA Little late, but I'm joining the heritics
0 likes#priasemontize for the Traveler light
0 likessomebody: What is your religion
0 likesme: shows this video
somebody: I'm interested
I can't tell if this is a meme or a cry for help.
0 likesthe gaming part sounds like it was written by some old fossil that probably didn't even touched a controller
0 likesThe MCP- er, Montizon is no God, he De-rez- I mean, de-monitizes users- uh, youtubers by the thousands! It's a good thing those nice, kind, and sometimes toxic gamers ran that excecutor- um, bled him from that cross.
1 likeReplies (1)
the fastest link
0 likesHe even has an accomplice! Sark- I mean, Susan Wojcicki, aids in the de-rezzing- I mean, demonitizing of users- I mean YouTubers.
I think EmpLemon is having another existential crisis
0 likesI
0 likesWent
Down
The
Downward
Spiral
Extra
Mentally Cuz I'm not right in the head
D O W N W A R D S P I R A L
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lmao ecksdee xD
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I'm not gonna lie. The master control program from tron looks pretty fucking scary.
0 likesw h a t e v e n a r e y o u a n y m o r e
0 likesWhat happens after the downward spiral? 0_0 :,(
0 likesMoses the MCP: I request... popcorn necklaces.
0 likesD`oh sh*t THEY ARE STILL COMING
0 likesI thought you were serious until you got to the Book of Montizon
1 likeEyy yo that's great and I'm gonna let you finish but Kek has more power than Montizon and is the best internet god ever.
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
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ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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All hail blue hail...
0 likesI mean all hall montizon
i submit to montizon 10 months late
1 likeI think Emperor here is nearing the end of his downward spiral ._.
0 likesCOMMIT TO MONTIZON OR PERISH!
0 likesMerry X-Mas EmpLemon!
0 likesRIP Admiral Ackbar 1970s-2017
0 likesCan relate to the thumbnail.
0 likesI just watched EmpLemon lose his mind for 5 minutes over a fucking typo.
0 likesMontizon may monitize our video.
0 likesWhen's the next testament?
0 likesNowadays I'm thinking to myself "I think Team America World Police was trying to warn us" and we failed to listen.
1 likeA 2 3 N D E N D
1 likeOh, the satire is so great
0 likesI wish i could have liked twice after hearing that mario 64 music
0 likesI think emplemon has finally crashed into the bottom of his downward spiral
0 likesNah, he more likely crashed through the floor and is still going. Oh well! :D
I disagree, some of the 2017 memes are great. For example, Me_irl is being fucking great lately
0 likesMontizon is actually just MCP from TRON lmao
0 likesRip and tear, until it is demonitized.
0 likesEven the King James Bible god didnt make as many mistakes as Montizon, and he told a guy to kill his own son as a test of faith (okay there mau be slight hyperbole)
0 likesEven the King James Bible god didnt make as many mistakes as Montizon, and he told a guy to kill his own son as a test of faith (okay there mau be slight hyperbole)
0 likesBut is there any scientific proof of the existance of Montizon? The evidence we have of his existence are youtube videos and tweets that just claim he is real, I am not convinced yet. I believe the demonitization is part of a natural phenomenon that has yet to be explained.
0 likesLOL I actually live in Montizon so this is kinda funny I guess
0 likesMontizon resurrected only after 3 hours not 3 days.
0 likesthis is how i started my sleep deprived day, I am si === confused(where'd my keys gi?
0 likesTFW: Got TRON for Christmas and MONTIZON
0 likesI died when I saw polybius
0 likesDid anyone hear that the Solar System is in the same position in the universe that it was in 65 million years ago, when the dinosaurs went extinct?
0 likesmontizon = daddy
0 likesNice Montizon
0 likesKek VS Montizon: Who is the superior God?
0 likesInbefore The Church of Montizon becomes the next Christianity
0 likesSo, this is what goes through the mind of a normie.
0 likesmaybe motizon is god of this world? #ALLHAILMONTIZON
0 likesIt's okay to rant, and be free to rant to rant to be free, buddy. :)
0 likesThat’s montizon, fights for the youtubers
0 likesI also Rang the youtube Hell Bell
0 likesMerry Christmas
0 likesThe anti-Montizon, Michael from Vsauce , the FIFTH original youtuber. He told us the truth and how things happened because of "science" Montizon did not like this, and sent Michael to the TERMINATED Realm, where he waits for YouTube to slip up, and let free and able to spread his "Science".
0 likesMy new religion
0 likesWhat Darkweb cult have I stumbled upon? I thought I was watching Emplemon, not Mutahar
0 likesMontizon has become an epidemic.
0 likesEmplemon is the reason i haven't went Collumbine or Sandy Hook my school
0 likeswhy does montizon look exactly like the master control program from tron?
0 likesI'm glad you agree this years memes were painfully unfunny
0 likesHe's fucking lost it, someone get him a goddamn ambulance. We're seeing levels of downward spiral that should even be possible
0 likesI literally just got this video in my reccomended
0 likesI'm converting
0 likesBut Montizon age restricts some of our videos
0 likesI'm still not converting from the church of kek.
0 likesSo,the Downward Spiral is the opposite to Montizon?
0 likesI honestly can’t tell if any of this is ironic anymore
0 likesDrank some bad water and got Montizon’s Revenge
0 likesapparently the montizon is the mcp from tron
0 likesWhen will the top 10 worst memes of 2017 be released
0 likeswe all know what video he's gonna make next
0 likesReplies (1)
frick he didn't make it
0 likesWhat movie are the Montizon clips from?
0 likesI think we've displeased Montizon...
0 likesThis is the youtube equivalent of a god tier shitpost
0 likesthanks montezuma
0 likesIs the head of the Church of Montizon in Montizón, Spain?
0 likesAnother meme religion. 👍
0 likesSounds like something a montezon would say
0 likesI WATCHED AN AD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS CHANNEL, good for you
0 likesT O O
0 likesB I G
T O
F A I L
some people will actually think this video is serious
0 likes2018 will be the mega death of us on youtube
0 likesprase .. no my soul still belongs to the homestuck meta so... no .. no praising montizon only hussie
0 likesLooks like Macaroni Pictures on paper plates is the only way to save YouTube
0 likesI´d prefer to stay agnostic about the existence of this ominous Montizon
0 likes4-CHAN DID IT
0 likesBlessed be here he monetization machine
0 likesA 6 minute video creating a religion all because of a typo.
1 likeIf you flip the two 9's in in 929...that makes it 626...so that means dankmemes626 is Stitch.....he is the almighty prophet of Montizon...
0 likesmy fav emplemon vid
0 likesW H Y T H E S I M P S O N S A R E G R E E N ?
0 likesOnly EmpLemon can make a full video about a typo from a hate comment.
0 likeshappy christmas holiday man
0 likesI swear half of this video is trying to teach me how to cross QPU's or some shit like that
1 likebehind the meme montizon
0 likesMontizon is the fifth Pillar Man, he is the final boss after Kars lol (shitty jojoojojojojojojojojojo reference)
0 likesMerry Xmas Emplemon
0 likesIt's true, we did try to destroy YouTube when Pewds got mad and slipped up with a word.
0 likesBruh the thumbnail is the Master Control program from Tron 😂😂😂
0 likesHappy Christmas! War is over!
0 likesIf the Simpsons weren't green, I bet you wouldn't get demonetized
0 likesThe four horsemen of the apocalypse
0 likesIt makes me sad that the normies won't even bother to understand the message of this video
0 likesThe MCP is the perfect face for montizon.
0 likes#HailMontizon
0 likesthe start of the video opens with a image of a M4A3E2 Sherman tank from a model kit box
0 likesit is my wallpaper atm lol
We could make a religion out of this...
0 likesNo don't
I officially name the religion of Montizon the official religion of the US
0 likesHow did I realise that is the Lisa soundtrack
1 likeall ahil montizon
1 like...And apparently montizon takes the appearance of the MCU from Tron.
0 likesPlease tell me someone other than me knows what the actual thing Emp used to represent Montizon in the video is
0 likesR A C I S M
0 likesYep, it's official guys, we lost him
0 likesThat’s the fucking Master Control Program from Tron
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memecrunch?
0 likesOH YEAH! :)
What will montizon do now that net neutrality is gone?
0 likes5:25
0 likesDon't be mad at your bitch cause she cheated on you.
Be thankfull to the man that made your woman happy.
The meme man
0 likesYour sarcasm is over 9000, i like that
0 likesMontizon will save net neutrality.
0 likesOh wait
i misread this fucking title and i thought this was a serious video. thank you emperor
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R
0 likesHe's ben mind controled
0 likesR A C I S T
0 likes2:03 Aquinas would not approve
0 likesWill this video get demonitized?
1 like2:16 Uh, when did Pannenkoek walk in?
0 likesThis reminds me of the terrible Morzat
1 likeCmon dude, I'm enjoying Ernie Gang right now.
0 likesMontizon sure looks like the MCP from tron
0 likesMONTIZON: I Desire... I Desire.......... I Desire Macaroni Pictures.
0 likesIs Montizon in any way related to Kek?
1 likeThis is the quality shitposting I'm subscribed for.
0 likesMerry montmaz
0 likesi thought montizon was the guy from southpark super best friend
0 likesWait, mention is the Master Control Program from Tron Classic? O shit! Get the water, nikka! Jesus Christ!
0 likesWho is that guy you're using to represent Montizon? He looks like some kind of Power Rangers Z type of dude, especially with the name Montizon.
0 likeswhat is the music at 2:17?
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Earoist file select Mario 64
0 likesthanks, bro
0 likes🅱encil L E T T U C E
0 likesYup. He’s definitely lost it. He’s lost his marbles.
0 likesIt’s also a city in Spain.
0 likesMONTIZON, a city in spain......
0 likesmontizon's revenge
1 likeJeez I forgot how strange that thing from the original TRON movie
0 likesI can smell what monitzon is cooking
0 likesNice polybius reference
0 likesNiqqa Montizon is just MCP but just much more ev-- I mean amazing hero
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What's that supposed to mean?
0 likesSAAARRRK
How could i be so blind
0 likeswow tron 3 looks great
1 likeRIP admiral ackbar
0 likesIn all seriousness, I don't care if I get money or not. All I want is to entertain myself.
0 likesThis one never showed up in my recommendations either....
0 likesDoes montizon accept the Soviet Union
0 likesdid you just make a 6 minute youtube video over a twitter post
2 likesYou still make YTP's?
0 likesLook at the time it's only 5:56
0 likesHow about a Montizon follow up video??
0 likesReplace everything “montizon” in this video with cool cat and it will make a lot more sense
0 likesSo... am I to operate under the assumption that you really like Tron?
0 likesExplain this, atheists
0 likesWhat if Montizon gives me a yellow dollar when I'm racist
0 likesAn example of how the comedy is lost in your monotone voice
0 likesI only submit to the church of Weegee
0 likesThe sarcasm is strong with this one
0 likesWe have destroyed the gamers but now we have a new threat of ajit pai whos power rivals montizon himself
0 likesI thought this was a meme
0 likesHey emp did you know that Adrimal Akbar died in the latest Star wars film.
0 likesHEY FUCKER I love your videos man 😂
0 likesMonituzaton
0 likesSo top 10 memes of 2017 when?
0 likesWe could make a religion ou-
0 likesNo. Don't.
Emplemon I have some bad news. It's regarding the god of your profile pic, Admiral Ackbar. In Episode 8, he dies. #ripperoniackbarstraps
0 likesMONTIZON DIED FOR OUR RACIST SINS!!
0 likesYeah but I see that KH2 reference.
0 likesMOBROS IS BACK
0 likesEmplemon, you mentioned that you loved NASCAR, who’s your favorite racer? And are you a “car guy”?
0 likesemp has created a new meme.
0 likesOops I dropped my Doritos
0 likesDoes Jimmy Kimmel represent the Water Nation from how much he cries?
0 likesIs this Emperor Lemon or Mister Metokur?
0 likesMontizonma's Revenge
0 likes5:11 the irony
0 likes4:44 Does anyone even know what I’m seeing right now? Or is this one piece of media going to be an unsolved mystery for all of YouTube’s dying lifespan?
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I think thats from tron.
0 likesYou could always make your own crypto currency. Call it downward spiral coin, the more you put into it the lower it goes.
0 likes3:19 - TURN THAT SHIT **UP**
1 likeChicken SpongeBob is really a shit meme though
0 likesi'm going deeper leo
0 likesMonti Go Do The POLLS
1 likeAn A press is just an A press. You can't say it's not
0 likes2018: Memes & Money
0 likesMontizon
1 likeMonetization
Where did they go wrong what
Big brother is watching
0 likesMy friends can't hear me watching this shit lmao
0 likesMerry monetezmas
0 likesedit: sik avatar ref boi
Best Christmas present ever.
0 likesR.I.P. FilthyFrank
F
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
1 likeso... we are a cult now?
0 likesim going to watch tron
0 likesHe's not making fun of religion right?
1 likeWhere have I seen 5:49 before?
0 likesTop 10 Dank Memes 2017 coming up next
0 likesFuckin hell I need this religion
0 likesправда
0 likesSo... No top 10 2017 memes then?
0 likesThomas has saw everything, it was time for him to leave.
0 likesThe cult of montizon
0 likesno cake for the demonitized
0 likesOh shit, it's like real religion
0 likesMerry Christmas emp
0 likesWait we first praise kek now praise montizon what
0 likesIDK anymore
Guy: Yo, whats ur religion
0 likesMe:
Jesus Christ dankmeme929 has been complaining about Emplemon for days now. I think someone has a tsundere admirer.
0 likesWhat's your religion?
1 likeI'm interested.
Merry montizonmas i guess.
0 likesDOWNWARD SPIRAL
0 likesTfw you don't know tf going then you get to the twitter joke.
0 likesSkip till 5:56 to skip the joke
0 likesBut I'm an atheist!
0 likesBehind the meme
0 likesI’m abandoning the church of communism for the cult of montizon.
0 likesJOIN MY ARMY TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM BEING SHIT ADD A SWTICKA Sym SYMBOL TO JOIN
0 likesIf gamer took over YouTube it would be called SouthCarolinaTube. That’s good.
0 likesmotizon doesn't loves montizon just wants money
2 likes"Why are washed up disney channel stars the face of this website again" Again? Wait i don't remember any washed up disney celebrity being the face of youtube before the "Pauls",shia lebeef?
0 likesSmh how are you gonna turn Mi Brawler into a ROBLOX skin
0 likesWHERE ARE THE ASCENDED VIDEOS?!?!
0 likesbtw can anyone tell me what montizon is from? a show?
0 likesReplies (1)
so i just realized montizon is the master control villian from Tron. This makes this video quite funnier
0 likesWhat's the ETA for Top 10 dank memes 2017?
1 likeIs this just an extended shitpost?
0 likesIs this the next Half-A Press?
Find out next time on EmpLemon Z Kai!
R.I.P admiral ackbar
0 likesI dont know whats ironic anymore
0 likeswell, merry christmas to you too
0 likesThe background music is familiar I know it’s from a jungle in a video game is it Mario or donkey Kong or maybe even Pokémon?
0 likesDo Frying Montizon
1 likeIf you're doubt in Montizon, Youtube will demonitize yo ass for that time you said Pee Pee on stream and Montizon will never come back.
0 likesMisspells monetization
0 likesCREATES RELIGION
Kek is stronger
0 likesgamers
0 likesThis video didn’t even show up in my sub feed... YouTube!!
1 likeWhat is the name of the MONTIZON clips (4:28)
0 likesReplies (1)
Montizon is actually just MCP from TRON.
0 likesI'm interested
0 likesSo... I have all notifications on and I didn't receive a notification about this video.
0 likesNo but seriously the Rock is okay
0 likesWhats the song at the 2:30?
0 likesReplies (1)
American Brunch SM64 saved files
0 likesWho cares about the book of Mormon
2 likesThe book of montizon is the only true scripture
What happened to it never being ogre empdaddy? We want answers!
0 likesCartoon Fight Club: Bill Cipher vs Montizon
0 likesIs this the official Kekistani religion?
0 likesIt has been a year where is the holy book of montizon
0 likesMontizon killed my parents...
0 likesbecause they didn't love me.
Isn’t that Moses from South Park
0 likesHey... EmpLemon, are you feeling alright? I really get the feeling that your mental state is slowly deteriorating in a downward spiral from all of YouTube's fucked up shit...
0 likesIf I took anything from this video it's that we need to bring down montizon
0 likesTook you this long to figure it out?
0 likesWhy is Montizon Moses from South Park?
0 likesHappy Knishmas Hairy.
0 likesYoutube hid this video from me lol
0 likesYOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT DIVINE PUNISHMENT
0 likesWhere is A S E N D E D 4?
0 likesInside a Simulation
0 likesBig monitozon is watching
0 likesIm serious... Are you okay emp?
0 likesmontizon is a liar, a coward, a false god, and a heretic, JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GAME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL PROVE MONTIZON'S LAWS TO BE BLASHPHEMY AND FORCE HIM TO CONFORM OR LOSE ALL HE CLAIMED TO HOLD DEAR FOR HIS GREED WILL NOT PERMIT HIM TO LOSE IT.
0 likesWhat's title of the music playing at: 0:56? Thanks
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The Temple of Time theme from Zelda Ocarina of Time.
1 likepoisonduck P Thank you
0 likesi prefer our lord and savior the downward spiral plus lord kek
0 likesMOTIZION! IS NOTHING!
0 likes.... nah I’m still gonna worship Filthy Frank
0 likesThat fucking panneok2012 mario file select
0 likesHelp! -> ELP!
0 likesthumbnail reminded me of kh2
0 likesStill a better love story than christianity.
0 likesLaying the sarcasm a bit much, pal-- entertaining nonetheless! But still... :P
0 likesNice ytp
0 likesTurn dat frown in a betta frown
0 likesI clicked this video and it right now has 6666 views
0 likesDamn you you used zelda music now you unsponsored and demontizoned for sure
0 likesHmmm, Tension, between you and Youtube? What could've given you that idea? The fact that in strict mode only your s-posts and meme reviews are available, despite the fact that you newer videos have no cursing or edginess to them?
0 likesEmp, you don't understand the ramifications of your actions, this is how actual religions are started. Christianity was the most elaborate joke in all of history, and look at where it is now. What have you done?
0 likesthe elite were raised into a God complex, and now they are trying to make themselves God, and this false idol has caught EmpLemon
0 likes...did you just type out a bunch of buzzwords as a test for the system again?
0 likesNice 👍🏻
PRAISE MONTIZON
0 likesFight the good fight man, stay strong also I feel the image of you being a tank attacking YouTube makes YouTube look innocent id actually use the tank man image of a man with enough courage even made the evil monsterous tank stop, stay safe and happy Christmas
0 likesjesus christ its kurt cobains microphone
0 likesGood thing I am an atheist
0 likesWhat? We weren't gonna turn it into RacistTube. We were gonna turn it into GamerTube. Which might be worse depending on how you think.
1 likeDEMONtizon
0 likesLooking back on it... Was it really that bad?
0 likesMmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooon is my dad now.
0 likesReligion is a meme.
0 likesDabs are not dank Dabs are not dank Dabs are not Dank Dabs are not Dank
0 likesBig Brother is Watching...
0 likesOh i remember this normie.
0 likesDEMONITIZATION IS GAIN
0 likesCENSORSHIP IS FREEDOM OF CONTENT
PEDOPHILIA IS APPROPRIATE
Montizon is watching, comrade.
hahahahahaha that fucken picture at the start, emplemon is a jumbo commander confirmed
0 likesI like your channel and all, but even for you this is bad. I want to see another rant, not this cringey weird parody of the bible
0 likesscore with the Charlie brown music man (edit:) o shite even better score with da ocarina of dr octopus (edit again:) 4:00 lol I used that same explosion image using google "labeled for reuse"
0 likesNO, PRAISE KEK.
0 likesDON'T BADMOUTH TAYLOR REEEEEEEE
0 likesJesus could beat up montizon
1 likeCan I ask what you think of these channels?
2 likes1. Markiplier
2. TheMasterPoop
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The answers you seek reside in faithful worship of Montizon
2 likesAll answers reside in the glory of Montizon
3 likesI must I agree, my Montizonian comrades. To the temple!
1 likeFollowing Montizon and the Montizonic Path shall lead you to Montizion
1 likeMontizon
0 likesman, sarcasm is great...
0 likesWhy is the spiral downward?
0 likestron is the best
0 likesA N G E R Y
0 likes4:02 you forgot youtube8
0 likesMontizon
0 likesIs this what the end of the Downward Spiral looks like?
0 likesI find it amusing how this whole fucking video originates from a type-o
0 likesI bet this video got demonitized
0 likesWhat's the montizon footage from?
0 likesReplies (2)
It's actually TRON from the 80's.
0 likeschistine lane MCP
0 likesI’ve heard that montizion will have a judgement day will everyone one on YouTube will go down
0 likesHuh, this new version of the Bible is wierd. Is it New New King James version? (NNKJV)
0 likesYeah sex is cool, but have you ever watched a emplemon video at 6am with no sleep then watching it again and having a weird sense of deja vu
0 likesNintendo is still gonna take your money for using their music
1 likeI was so blind
0 likesIs this lore?
0 likesIs that the best the user can do?
0 likesWhat is this cartoon that this red spinning face comes from? I'm extremely curious.
0 likesReplies (1)
It’s MCP if you’re wondering..
0 likesHate to break it to you EmpLemon, but Montizon isn't real. That's just the Master Control Program from Tron photoshopped onto a bunch of pictures of gods.
0 likesThat merch link is a trap.
1 likeIs that music from aoe1?
0 likeswho still uses ad sense? use patreon
0 likes😭🔫
0 likesHoly shit
0 likesIn concerned about emporlemon.
2 likesi doubt that anyone loves me tbh
0 likesBut....But........But......What about KeK? :(
0 likesIm not gonna convert for I am a devote pastafarian.
0 likesMontizon is a city in spain lol.
0 likesHe’s lost it
0 likesIsnt that just the mcp from tron
0 likesYou’re new video is now age restricted
0 likesMONTIZON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0 likesmantizone
0 likesThis is pretty #cringe am I right memers? B^]
0 likesbased motizon
0 likesWhat anime?
0 likesFuck it, ive worshipped weirder stuff. Blessed be montizon.
0 likesHasn't Taylor Swift herself been accused of being female Hitler though?
0 likes🤯
0 likesWhat about Ajit monetizion?
1 likeAnd it was a TYPO
0 likessuch a glorious shitpost made from a simple grammatical error
0 likeshe's alright but he's no bowl of special k
0 likesNICE JOKE!
0 likesEnd of line.
0 likesSo Montizon is big brother
0 likesUm, Pannenkoek? Where did you come from?
0 likesWhere’s the fruit punch?
0 likes1982 tron was cool
0 likesWhy are you trying to brainwash me with a red tube of toothpaste?
1 likeblitzkrieg more like
0 likesdiskrieg
dislike
diskrieg
kill me
and give me your money
ᴰʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳʸ?
0 likesYoutube atheist logic: I don't like religion and I don't like x so is like a religion. In this moment I am ecstatic...
1 likeYES LET MONTIZON'S DEMONITIZONTOIN STICKAR BAY ONW URAR CHANRAL VECRASE MONTIZON LUVZ YUO
0 likesMONTIZON AKBAR
0 likesWho are you quoting?
1 likeAparently my art videos are too edxtreme to advertize even so yt doesnt even. Want my money to promote my content.
0 likes2:43 Jimmy Kimmel? More lke Jonah(yown-ahh) Schimmel
1 likeWhy I am unsubbed from your channel?
0 likesWhat happens if montizon is a racist?
0 likesDamn
0 likesnice forced meme
0 likeslol nice dude
0 likeshe join a cult.... nice
1 likemontizon the pdeo
0 likesThis video was de-montizon'd. Sorry kid, guess Montizon doesn't love you.
0 likesMerry Christmas ya filthy animal
what the hell happend to ya i want to know step by setp are you okay man @emplemon you want me to get you some tea and memes im still going to wage a war on some youtube channels
0 likesthanks for using my reddit post 00:14
0 likesu/raccoonsauce
#GamerGate2018
0 likesIs Talyor Swift Music not for normies?
0 likesIsn't the face of Montizon from a South Park episode?
0 likesReplies (1)
That was a reference to the original TRON.
0 likesI'm a proud racist gamer
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SAYS THE PERSON WITH YURI'S FACE AS THE PROFILE PICTURE
1 likeBURN ME TOO
You have sinned
1 likeGamers rise up!
0 likesAnd IM SICK AND TIERED OF TRENDS
0 likessomebody once
0 likesIs it ogre?
0 likesLemon I think went a teensy bit over the edge there pal
0 likesMontizon has made some pretty messed up and stupid children
1 likeAlahu snakbar
1 likeReplies (1)
Alahu snackbars are yummy.
1 likeMontizon did die for nothing
0 likesXD
0 likesIntroducing covfefe 2
0 likesWhat the hell I that red glowy boi from?
0 likesIt’s pronounced monteezon*
0 likesMontizon > Kek
1 likecan....can we just get back to the youtube poops? It's been nothing but youtube rants and the more you've been making the more pretentious and entitled you sound, ngl it's getting slightly hard to watch. Besides, is Youtube even your main source of income? You said it yourself at one point: You gotta dig through shit to find the good, but that's with everything in life.
0 likesI think it might be better to just continue the insane videos you love doing rather than getting sidetracked on a dumb corrupt company's drama. It's like stocks, we just gotta keep calm and ride the wave.
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What if I told you I love making videos about YouTube
0 likesSo when’s frying dory coming out
0 likesEmpLemon, Why did you make this?
0 likesVideo gets deleted as you watch it.
0 likesBut gaming channels still exist. I'm not talking about a small amount. There are a ton of them how is that explained?
0 likesYOU'RE LYING!
0 likesmate your mental health sounds like its in a downward spiral at this point
0 likesIs this how bad the situation has escalated? Has it gotten to the point where we started making religions? You know what fuck it I don’t care anymore...
0 likesI don't like the implication that gamers are the Fire Nation
0 likesYoutube gamers do suk doh
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
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Yeah I just copied the description. Got a problem?
Wait, isn't this actual human religion and dictatorship, EmpLem? What a ripoff; I'm watching the originals
0 likesemplemon is the black priest of youtube
0 likesYour going to get banned 😂
0 likesXD
1 likeWhat about earth Chan
0 likesThat's the MCP but aight
0 likeswhere's emp lime?
0 likesthe fact that this is a parody of the gospel earned my dislike
0 likesWhom did it better?
0 likesDolan Dark , or Montizon?
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How dare you betray Pewdiepie?
0 likesYou got nothing on the church of lasagna
0 likesNice pannen
0 likesI will rather become a satanist.
0 likesMintizonmass
0 likesSomething tells me you're not 100% mentally stable
0 likesYo that's Moses
0 likesI.m sorry to tell you this but I think he misspelled the word monetisation and didn't meant to create an entire god😬
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I know this might be difficult for you
1 likeThat's the joke though???
3 likesDankDungeon duh
0 likesTop 1 Secret Cult Documentary’s (NUMBER 8fth WILL SHOCK YOU)
0 likesAre you joking?
0 likesbut video games are not a rasist montizon so you kind of made your sacrifice unnessary... also BITE ME
0 likeslemon did u just make a whole video cause a guy trying to get attention misspelled a word
0 likes/*joine or aylse*/
0 likesVery strange indeed
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hol up it was correct when i was typing it
0 likeslemme try again
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There we go
0 likesHe's not my god.
0 likesWhen was the last time emperor lemon uploaded a video that wasn't about himself?
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One video ago
17 likeslel
1 likewhat if utube is yandere
0 likesBruh montizon is a rip off of Jesus Christ get this video copyright striked please 😫
0 likesBut fr tho I love your vids never stop 😁
Merry Christmas...?
0 likesBUT NOT YOUTUBE
0 likesAhahahahahahahahahahaha
1 likeWell it was now its Rockin33b
0 likesFrying Comments: The Original
1 likeI gave it a dis like still subscribed
0 likesMontizon?
0 likesDemontizonization
0 likesytuup montizon
0 likesSomething smells fishy here...
0 likesTRON was a good movie.
0 likesyeah look again, fuck montizon, now I ain't getting nothing
0 likesThis video is gonna get removed because it had Taylor swift music in it.
0 likesmake video on JoJo Siwa
0 likes.. I hope you fuckin joking.. Cause I this to me will be a meme. Fuck youtube still man.
0 likesOk, dude, ummmmmmm................wrong number,.....but,....uhhhhhhhhh.........can I join ur cult?
0 likesMaybe I'm uncultured but what is this red guy who represents the glory of montizon from?
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I think it's from tron
1 likewait it's moses from south park
1 likenever mind probably tron
@MyawanEmil The character's name is Master Control Program.
0 likesfuck Christmas, merry montizon day
1 likeemplemon you should try bitchute.
0 likesim just confused....
0 likeshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?t=1472s&v=Lkgw19UsJ4I yeag
0 likesYOUTUBE BrainWash
0 likesWhat happend to the drake and Josh colab?
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0 likesjoin de cultWhy is Moses Montizon..?
0 likesGreen Simpsons?
0 likesSounds like Montizon needs to up his political game if he thinks the racist are bad
0 likesAll becuse of a tweet
1 likeT shirts pls
0 likesI AM MICKEY SIMPSON
0 likesHAHA
HHAAAAaaaaa haaaaAAAAAA
I hate to sound like a complete and total normie pinhead but what is montizon from? Forgive me for my sins
0 likesno thanks ill keep jesus
0 likesOh okay.
0 likesEmpmememan
2 likesMontizon is a false god
0 likesThe only true god is kek
oooooof
0 likesAlright it was funny at first but fucking stop with the youtube poop LOLOVERVOLUME shit.
0 likesIt gets in the way of when I want to link friends your videos. It never adds anything.
This is a joke, isn't it? A sick, twisted, fucked up joke?
0 likesmerry chismo losers
0 likesgamers
0 likesrepub if you agree
Tron thumbnail
0 likesHa didn't get the notification for this video
0 likesM4A3E2 sherman jumbo.
0 likesbetter of an idea than islam
0 likesits gonna get so much worse
0 likesOh
0 likesQuick Reminder: we Radical Leftist Don't think Gamers are Racist... Sexist.... Etc
0 likesJared from subway sent me here
1 likeMerry Christmas, you big gay
0 likesI don't belive in Montizon
0 likeslol
0 likesAll this cause a 10 year old couldn't spell?
0 likesI will not submit fakelemon I bet your in a closet and youtube made this
0 likesPs3 acont name by the way
0 likesYeah sex is cool but have you ever had monetisation?
0 likessexual tension
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"It's funny how EmpLemon expects not to be censored."
0 likesalso why you got to show the old Alabama flag it looks like shit show Georgias .
This is beautiful Emp. Praise be!
0 likesALL HAIL THE MONITIZATION GOD
0 likesPraise Montizon.
0 likesHail Montizon.
Love Montizon.
nobody understands, until you submit to MONTIZON
0 likesMay Montizon live on
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likesALL HAIL MONTIZON
0 likespraise montizon
1 likeYou are the only one I pray for/to this christmas
0 likessomebody finally found jesus
0 likesWe can go DEEPER the downward spiral never ends.
0 likeswow this next episode of darkharvest00 looks great
2 likesmontizon is the second coming of jesus.
0 likesHAIL
0 likesT A N K T H E R E W I N D
0 likesJ U S T M O N T I Z O N
0 likesAll hail monitization
0 likesvery good
0 likesTime to convert
2 likesGreat video
0 likesGetting my shitpost in the intro of the video is the best Christmas Present ever! PRAISE MONTIZON!!!
0 likesCan I buy montizon from amazon
0 likesRelease your anger.
0 likesWhy I love you too montizon!
0 likes(demonetized)
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So Montizon is the main villain from the first Tron
0 likesYou must be on the bottom of the Downward Spiral by now
0 likesWill he protect our net neutrality?
0 likesI swear I thought you were about to say the Fire Nation attacked.
0 likesWhere do I sign up
0 likesEmp
1 likeTake a break, go have fun with family and friends mate
Merry Christmas, EmpLemon
0 likesBut hey, at least 2018 will be better, RIGHT?
0 likesWhat is a god to a non-believer?
0 likesthank
0 likesMerry monitizatiomas
0 likesmerry Christmas Emp
0 likesso basically, we're using Viewers as a tool?
0 likesYes
0 likesGood shit.
1 likeMeri Crimas
0 likesthe downward spiral has gone too far
1 likeReplies (1)
The Ultimate Gamerz and yet, not far enough.
0 likesCooooonfliiiict
1 like😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
0 likesThats the MCP.
0 likesYo I got these notifs
2 likesEmplemon vs YouTube 2018 fight the power brought to you by Hetap
0 likesMontizon Money
1 likeMe me big boy
0 likesA christmas tragedy holy shit unsubscribe
0 likesThanks yologuy
0 likes#NOTMYEMPLEMON
0 likesSUQ MADIQ
0 likesSo is ur Downward Spiral over?
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Joseph Albano It’s never ogre.
0 likesPannenkoek2012 meme
0 likesANGERY
0 likesNO RELIEF
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The guy at 4:22 looks like idubbbz
0 likes15th
1 likeFIRST!
2 likesIsn’t that Judas?
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From South Park
0 likesI wanna die
0 likeswhat the actual fuck was that
0 likesHello
0 likesLol
0 likesOne hundred sixty fifth
0 likesThis video made me CRINGE
0 likesOk cool
0 likesWhat?
0 likesLast
0 likessup lem
0 likesMONTIZON is not a frog. All none frogs are frogophobic.
0 likesname jef
0 likeslol the zelda music
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BlueBitProductions Which one? Can’t find it.
0 likesgreen are the simpsons why plz
0 likesNice shitpost
0 likesBruh.
0 likesBut Pewdiepie did nothing wrong............
0 likesbruh
0 likesWhat da hell
0 likessorry i dont believe in montizon, im a gaytheist
0 likeswtf
0 likesSorry like your content but I lost brain cells
0 likesWtf
0 likesToo bad I'm atheist
0 likesWat.
0 likesi agree i dont like racsm
0 likesOh no.
0 likesFirst ! Ma boi
0 likesok then
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0 likes■ wrong triforce sorry
101ppl am gay
0 likesBottom text
0 likesThis is a joke right?? I hope he doesn't actually believe this.... Jesus is the only Lord (like if you agree) or dislike and burn in hell.. no effence
0 likesWhat the fuck
0 likesTypical anti-creativity propaganda
0 likesThe 2th.
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That’s cool and all but I want money so fuck montizon
0 likes24th
0 likesEmp why
0 likesIf you make vid about me call me SuperWorm937
0 likesKek.
0 likesNot emplemon like
0 likesWhy are the Simpsons green
2 likesIs
0 likes?
0 likes130 ppl hate racist video gamers
0 likes0 / 10 is this a fucking joke
0 likesUnsubscribed
1 likeYewtube
0 likesGet a job
0 likesI don't get it
0 likesNever
1 likeno
0 likesI disliked the rewind
0 likesNeet
0 likesgay
0 likesNot real
0 likesShit.
0 likesNo
1 likeNah
1 likethe 2th
0 likesYour a big gay
0 likesWut the wheres my comments
0 likesOhg
0 likesFrick
2 likesI HATE Minecraft WHY squares Thare are much better games like it
0 likesWho the hell is Montizon?
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It's ugly!
1 likeA god
0 likesh
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