<b>MONTIZON IS GREAT, BECAUSE MONTIZON IS GOOD!</b>

*MONTIZON IS GREAT, BECAUSE MONTIZON IS GOOD!*

A reference is great <br>Because a reference is good

A reference is great
Because a reference is good

Hilary vs montizon,  desprate to keep their rep, h:yeet m:nein

N  O  W   Y  O  U   K  N  O  W   that Montizon loves you.

Oh hey look the tank the rewind isn’t even an auto fill

Silio Martinez from dimension number C-137

AnimalTruk it some way that makes more sence then what Hillary said.


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Montizon. The altruism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of social psychology most of the motives will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Montizon’s Robinhood-like outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from EmpLemon literature, for instance. The followers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Montizon's intentions, to realise that they’re not just kind- they say something deep about YOUTUBE. As a consequence people who dislike Montizon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Montizon’s existential catchphrase “keep away from racists,” which itself is a cryptic reference to those hateful video gamers. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Montizon’s genius plans of destroying the video gamers unfold themselves on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Montizon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re having a
D O W N W A R D   S P I R A L
beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

@SameMan6 there’s a copyoasta that I’ve seen a lot used with Rick and Marty, this is another incarnation of that

Homem HomemCriançaHomemMulher What joke?

I KNEW someone was going to make that joke.


You must face YouTube Headquarters 5 times a day and pray to Montizon. Then and only then, will you appease his wrath and bask in his blessing of demonetization.

There is no God but Montizon, and EmpLemon is his messenger.

Rookie numbers, I pray to him 12 times a day

Communist Banana thank you for correcting my blasphemy brother.


"Blessed are the poor in ad revenue: for theirs is the kingdom of Youube. Blessed are they that mourn for their poverty: for they shall be comforted with a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶s̶  YouTube's caring support team. Blessed are the list geeks: for they shall inherit the content platform. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after being censored by YouTube: for their inboxes shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful in giving us a rating higher than one star: for they shall obtain mercy every once in a while. Blessed are the pure in content: for they shall see a Mod. Blessed are the tame content creators: for they shall be called the children of the Algorithm. Blessed are they which are persecuted for political correctness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of YouTube. Blessed are ye, when racists shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of wacist evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in BitCoin stock: for so stole they the profits which were before you." - The Gospel According to St. Susan Wojcicki 5:3-12

The beatitudes of Montizon, as they were given to Susan W on Mount YouTube.


May Montizon rip in peace. He will never be forgotten for his sacrifice saved the internet as we know it.

Just imagine if he wasn't there, or if somehow before he was born he didn't want to be born? If that happened, we would still have the racist evil racist conservative racist racist racist racist fjjuoidsdugvdhueoghghedouhgcuobdgscgbewdcdnuoncogbudfcdiogbgobiedbigcbdodocobgijoijsjdiosioucsdoiodotchugd cidso fcia cccccvideo gamers, we would be in more danger, at least this moment became true and there is nothing you can do to change it, that is the best part about montizon and anything for that matter

rip = Rest in Peace, so u said "Rest in Peace in peace" lol

He saved us from PewDiePie the Conqueror and his immature racist army. But a new threat emerges... Ajit Pai. Will we see a second coming????

hmm yes interesting but then a wild ajit pai appeared


Ellen Degeneres is so funny. My favorite meme was when something was popular and she made a skit about where she dressed up as that popular and made silly dances and silly voices. My second most favorite meme from her is when she has a popular person on her show and then references what made them popular. That is such a good meme because I get the reference. She breaks the rules and foundations of everything we know about comedy, and then puts it back together and follows them to a tee. Why? Because she is Jesus, and wants to demonstrate that she can make the world of comedy crumble, but abides to its rules for our sake.

Say it with me:

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Say it with me:

*DIVERSITY* *IS* *OUR* *STRENGTH*

You forgot that she is strong, independent, LGBT woman.

DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY

You forgot that she is strong, independent, LGBT woman.

*DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY*

Da_Pikmin_Coder And Ellen voices Dory...


All thought you may have a lot of "empty subscribers" (just like me been on YouTube for 8 years and didn't upload frequently) you gained my subscription for being so real. I actually look forward on any video you post. It's great to have views and comments but those few people who care? That is different. Keep on creating.


I must say, you have to love that Emp created a whole religion based on someone who couldn't type correctly. This is the quality content I unsubscribe for.


We are all so very lucky for Father Lemon to deliver us holy passage of the trials of Montizon. Fellow Montizens, may yellow be thy status... Amen.


The Censorship is GOOD ...
Creativity is EVIL!

ALL HAIL ZAR MONTIZON!

The Censorship is *GOOD* ...
Creativity is *EVIL!*

*ALL HAIL **-ZAR-** MONTIZON!*

draws dual swords
"I didn't give up people on the internet liking me for nothing... CHARGE!"
"We must eliminate this at it's core, attack! For unique opinions!"

*draws dual swords*
"I didn't give up people on the internet liking me for nothing... CHARGE!"
"We must eliminate this at it's core, attack! For unique opinions!"


Even if your videos get demonetized, there's still a way for you to get that sweet, sweet YouTube revenue: having subscribers to your channel who have YouTube Red. Having an active YouTube Red subscription helps not only YouTube itself, but also the channels you're subscribed to that have monetization enabled as well.

Also, remember to list not only your Patreon supporters, but also the people subscribed to your channel that have an active YouTube Red subscription.

Even if your videos get demonetized, there's still a way for you to get that sweet, sweet YouTube revenue: having subscribers to your channel who have YouTube Red. Having an active YouTube Red subscription helps not only YouTube itself, but also _the channels you're subscribed to that have monetization enabled_ as well.

Also, remember to list not only your Patreon supporters, but also the people subscribed to your channel that have an active YouTube Red subscription.


And on the 2017th anniversary of the most blessed day, a new prophet was born. In all his glory, Montizon, Lord of the 3rd Meme Reich, was born...

Actually you know what... We've gone too far. Kaiser Pepe must be reinstated before the internet endures a genocide by the hands of Montizon...


The path of the righteous man is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the rascism of evil gamers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepeards normies through the value of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will demonotize with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will KNOW my name is MONTIZON when I lay my yellow dollar sign upon you.


_I've been converted _*_O GLORY HALLELUJAH_*

Brickertown ‘Tis Heresy to support YouTube’s destruction

Brickertown h'oH boi do I f E EL IT. I FEEERL THE MONTIZON COURSING THROUGH MY CHANNEL...
CHANNEL...CHANNEL
CHANNELING...

Praise be! Our harsh and unfair God, Montizon. For he demonetizes us all for our sake, our safety, praise Montizon!


I love coming back to this video. Just as EmpLemon released his video on Carpenter's "The Thing", we were once again shown how powerful Montizon is.


MONTIZON bless you, and keep you, and make his face shine upon you, and be gracious to you.


Do not question the power of Montizon! Now, please go read his book!


I’m still waiting for the second coming of montizon


we're in too deep, we've penetrated the bedrock and now we're slowly burning inside the core

from the
town of bedrock
they're a page right out of history

Fuck that bedrock

We're going deep inside that core as if the earth getting pregnant!

Fuck that bedrock

*We're going deep inside that core as if the earth getting pregnant!*

Raytastic I had to subscribe because of your channels and your Homer pic

CAN YOU SMELELELELELELELEL
WHAT THE ROCK
GOT
FUCKING PENETRATED

This channel is no longer in use, unsubscribe


Makes an entire video because of one spelling error. This is jacksfilms level content


Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves free! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!


I'm gonna start preaching these words to my local church.

Saber 「セイバー」


We need a complete "The book of Montizon".

We need to send that book to The Cutting Room Floor

Leo Light "Hello, my name is Elder Price, I would like to share with you the most amazing book"


Thank you, EmpLemon. I have been enlightened with the power of the powerful Monitzon!


We've reached the bottom of the downward spiral... and I love it.


I have no words to describe the immense amount of emotion and knowledge I feel right now


What a time to be alive and praise our lord and savior: Montizon


But that depiction of him was created by humans based on what we think he looks like. We will never know the true face of montizon


Thanks for blessing me with the gift of Montizon on this Christmas day


I love Montizon! Finally i can see meaning! Finally i can see someone up there is watching and protecting us. I sure hope he doesn't turn evil and demand sacrifices like all the other gods.


Oh, I am <b>SO</b> converting my family to Montizonian next Christmas season!

Oh, I am *SO* converting my family to Montizonian next Christmas season!


"How's he going doctor?"

"Not so good, a side from hitting his head on the padded walls he's been constantly screaming about downward spirals and some guy called Montizon"

*"How's he going doctor?"*

*"Not so good, a side from hitting his head on the padded walls he's been constantly screaming about downward spirals and some guy called Montizon"*


If you honestly think the lemony Emperor wants YeeTube cash money, you're not wrong. But if you think he's expecting any reward after doing these videos, you couldn't be farther from the truth. After all, it's not his job. These last few videos aren't meant to attract clicks or get ads, they're a PSA we should all pay attention to.

Everybody wants money, but not everything is motivated by that desire. Sometimes, people just want to share their thoughts and convey said thoughts to others. But more often than not, viewers will regurgitate memes, random quotes, or entirely miss the point of the video.

Love you Emp, keep doing your thing


Montizon, we thank you for support the traveler light, and we will never forget that. #praisemontizon


May the great MONTIZON bless us all in this year of 21.


Only REAL intellectuals can understand the true intententions of Montizon

I can yell you're not one of them based on your spealign uf intentuns


This is one of your best works to date. Keep it up!


<i>Montizon is love, Montizon is life!</i>


after watching this video, i believe in montizon. im watching on a phone, so since the app is bugged the space where i am typing this comment is up in the video. surely it’s only montizon reminding me that he is watching and that he loves me 💛


EmpLemon gazed up at the enormous face. Seven years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved YouTube.


My eyes have been opened to the glory that is Montizon.


This is actually a really genius stepping stone well done


I like how the image of Montizon is the master control program, an all-seeing all knowing, AI the controls everything


Wow! I think I found a new religion! I bow down to thee, Montizon!


"Behold those who say they are content creators, but are not, but do lie; I will make them kneel before thy feet, and let them  know that Montizon hasn't loved thee." <br>Smellevations 3:9

"Behold those who say they are content creators, but are not, but do lie; I will make them kneel before thy feet, and let them  know that Montizon hasn't loved thee."
Smellevations 3:9


What happens to those who do not appreciate the love of our Lord, Montizon?


Bless us oh Montizon, for these thy memes which we are about to receive. From thy ad revenue through YouTube our lord. Amen.


Let's take a moment to realize that the Temple Of Time theme from "Legend Of Zelda : Ocarina Of Time" plays in the background of some parts of this video. I love it.


I am glad and will rejoice in these good news. At first I was miffed at the state of YT, but now I have an unyielding peace in my heart.


Make sure to pray to the son of our lord Montizon, AJIT PAI!<br>PRAISE BE MONTIZON!

Make sure to pray to the son of our lord Montizon, AJIT PAI!
PRAISE BE MONTIZON!


Montizon loves us.
So much in fact that he send his son to us. The Messias hinself, the great Emperor Lemon.
All hail his name!


ALL HAIL MONTIZON!
ALL HAIL MONTIZON!
ALL HAIL MONTIZON!


The funny thing is there is actually a city in Spain called Montizon.


Forgive us Montizon, for we have sinned.


You're the best dude, keep it up, this is spot on


I never got demonetized. Does that mean that His Holiness MONTIZON hates me?


Thank you Montizon, for sacrificing yourself to give us that wonderful piss stain on all of our amazing content. We really needed a wonderful being like you to fix YouTube once and for all.


I love how you put the mario 64 file select theme in the background, its so relaxing


I seriously thought I was truly an agnostic but I have been touched by the enlightenment of the Great and powerful Montizon, I KNOW HE EXIST and you petty non-believer shall be given a YouTube strike by our lord


Today is a sad day
We lost an important member of the channel

R.I.P Admiral Ackbar (i hope i wrote this right)
This time he didnt see the trap ;(


I love this guy so much.
He says his opinions in reasonable ways and actually says things that make sense instead of mercilessly dissing things with no proof for views.
He does what he wants and doesn’t give a fuck about what anybody else says.
Keep it up dude.

JUST SUBMIT TO THE CHURCH OF MONTIZON, NOW.

If you love him so much, then SUBMIT TO THE CHURCH OF MONTIZON.


You are a youtube God! Emp. I have nothing but admiration and respect for.


Montizon shall always watch over the entire space of the internet.<br>For when war strikes, he shall come once again.

Montizon shall always watch over the entire space of the internet.
For when war strikes, he shall come once again.


Montizon is love, Montizon is life(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ


I have seen the light, montizon will pull me up from my own downward spiral of racism and make sure I don’t get sucked down! Praise Montizon!


this video appears to have been blessed by the almighty montizon


All hail the almighty Montizon 🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇🙌👏🙏🙇

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MANY SACRIFICES, ALMIGHTY MONTIZON! 🙏🙏🙌🙌👏🙏🙏


<b>Montizon is love, Montizon is life</b>


I've met your channel by accident a couple of months ago, and now I'm thankful for this happy incident, for I understand that it was Montizon's will. He, the almighty sent you in my recomended tab, even though thy videos were rebellious rants unworthy of His divine approval, for thou would become His prophet and His word would be heard in all corners of the world. Hallelujah. Thank you, Montizon. You showed me light through the prophet's mistakes, for Your love is grand and Your knowledge sees what my mortal eyes are too blind to do so.

All hail Montizon. May He watch over you as He watches over me. Amen.


Praise our lord and savior, Montizon, our one true god.


<b>FALL BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY MONTIZON!</b>


That's it, this holiday season I begin my research in the religion of Montizon!


Montizon oh great one, bless us all with your touch.


This is the best video ever, made me cry of laughter every time he said montizon


MONTIZON SAVE ME FOR I AM MY WORST ENEMY!


ALL HAIL MONTIZON<br>HOW CAN I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?!

ALL HAIL MONTIZON
HOW CAN I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?!


1 In the beginning montizon created the heavens and the earth.

2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of montizon was hovering over the waters.

3 And montizon said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

4 montizon saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.

5 montizon called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And montizon said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”

7 So montizon made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.

8 montizon called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And montizon said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.

10 montizon called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And montizon saw that it was good.

11 Then montizon said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.

12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.

13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14And montizon said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,

15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.

16 montizon made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.

17 montizon set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth,

18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And montizon saw that it was good.

19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

20 And montizon said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”

21So montizon created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And montizon saw that it was good.

22 montizon blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”

23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

24 And montizon said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.

25 montizon made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And montizon saw that it was good.

26 Then montizon said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

27 So montizon created mankind in his own image, in the image of montizon he created them; male and female he created them.

28 montizon blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

29 Then montizon said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.

30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

31 montizon saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

1 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.

2 By the seventh day montizon had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.

3 Then montizon blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.
 Dwane and Ellen

4 This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the LORD montizon made the earth and the heavens.

5 Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the LORD montizon had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground,

6 but streamscame up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground.

7 Then the LORD montizon formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

8 Now the LORD God had planted a garden in the east, in youtube; and there he put the man he had formed.

9 The LORD montizon made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

10A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four channels.

11 The name of the first is the Dwane the rock johnson; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold.

12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin and onyx are also there.)

13 The name of the second channel is the the jimmy Kimmel show; it winds through the entire land of Cush.

14 The name of the third channel is the ellen degenerace show; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth channel is Taylor swift vevo.

15 The LORD montizon took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it.

16 And the LORD montizon commanded the man, “You are free to eat  any revenue from any channel in the garden;

17 but you must not eat from the chanmel of jake paul, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

18 The LORD montizon said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

19Now the LORD montizon had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

20So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals. But for Adam no suitable helper was found.

21 So the LORD montizon caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s thousands of dollars and then closed up the place with flesh.

22 Then the LORD montizon made a woman from the revenue he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

23 The man said, “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called ‘woman,’ for she was taken out of man.”

24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

25 dwane and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame


I'm speechless... this video gave me tears.


<b>ALL HAIL MONTIZON, THE GOD OF DEMONITISATION</b>

*ALL HAIL MONTIZON, THE GOD OF DEMONITISATION*


AN OWL WITHOUT FEATHERS IS 2 COLD,
2 SPEAK [**1:1]

IN THE LAND OF MOONCHILDREN,
THE ROCK IS KING;

CHECK THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE OF TIMES
[*12:55]


All Hail Montizon it is him who deems us worthy or not. I’m not even worth of a custom URL! But I know Montizon knows best! Namaste 🙏🏻


MONTIZON IS LOVE
MONTIZON IS LIFE
SO PRAISE BE UNTO MONTIZON

*MONTIZON IS LOVE*
*MONTIZON IS LIFE*
*SO PRAISE BE UNTO MONTIZON*


Let us not forget Montezon's messenger the channel YoutubeMonitization, we all await his glorious blessings.


Why do I think in about 1000 years there will be wars for Montizon?


Montizon protec

But Montizon

He also attac


I need to make Montizon a god in my DnD world.


And Kek said "I am your God and you shall worship none but me"

And Pepe saw the people gathered around the golden statue of montizon and was filled with rage at what his people had done in his absence...

(Forgive me if I have misquoted, I am not learned of the scriptures, I can only speak from what father Michael spoke unto me when he was not inside me...)


May Kek lay searing torrents of cancerous memes upon the disbelievers and may He preserve the followers of His will. PRAISE KEK!!


Do not associate the great Monitzon with Christmas.<br>He is his on entity on his own and deserves his own holiday.

Do not associate the great Monitzon with Christmas.
He is his on entity on his own and deserves his own holiday.


Clearly only Yologuy929TM can save YouTube, thank you dankmeme929.

And Montizon, yeah.


How could I have been so blind, so naive, and so clueless of Montizon's good influence and protection of us lesser beings.


Montizon is great, says so in the book of montizon


montizon love all of us now he is a god now and montizon love us


I pray to Montizon facing the Youtube headquarters 12 times a day.


Has someone made a montizon discord yet?


EmpLemon, please fully publish The Book of Montizon. We need guidance across technology.


merry christmas emp, you're the greatest


But now a new threat is coming to the internet and we now need MOTIZON!


Someone please give us the entire Book of Montizon please


MONTIZON Has the whole world around his hands


You have made my shitty Christmas just a bit better. Merry Christmas EmpLemon, and praise Montizon.


Because of monizon’s sacrifice we may forever live a free internet where everyone favourite voices our heard and for you to sacrifice your little tiny bit of ad rev.


Thank you for informing me on this topic.


For strong monies and plentiful coin, comment "Thank you Mr. Montizon"<br>In this comment thread.

For strong monies and plentiful coin, comment "Thank you Mr. Montizon"
In this comment thread.


all hail montizon, the keeper of what is sacred in the west, our diversity, and the absence of racism.


Montizon giveth and Montizon taketh away


2:16 Or maybe Montizon just grants us the power of the early 2016 memes... To press buttons .5 times.


I have ascended past my old way, i the supreme space potato of Ultimate destruction but now I am the supreme space potato of MONTIZON


Thanks for the giving me my new religion


I have been enlightened by Montizon. I now know why the Simpsons are green, I know why we won't get Net Neutrality back, and I know now why we all believed that Youtube was broken


I
A human
A simple spec in the universe
was
an
Atheist
then
I
was
enlightened
I know am bowing to my
picture
all
I
a simple human
can think of
is Montizon
for he has
blessed
me
and
you
hail Montizon

I
A human
A simple spec in the universe
was
an
Atheist
then
I
was
*enlightened*
I know am bowing to my
picture
all
I
a simple human
can think of
is Montizon
for he has
blessed
me
and
you
*hail Montizon*


We have 5 gods, Montizon , Shrek , Obunga, Weegee and Ochinchin.


The new videos are amusing and very informative and all but...

I miss the single original YTPs.


Big Brother is watching.<br>You must love Big Brother.

Big Brother is watching.
You must love Big Brother.

MeowTheRainbowX "The memes Jack!"<br>- Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising (I think it should be obvious what my answer is.)

MeowTheRainbowX "The memes Jack!"
- Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising (I think it should be obvious what my answer is.)

+AFK man What do you mean?  I was just extending the 1984 reference.  Are you serious about having been in the Gulag, or is this just another meme?

MeowTheRainbowX I went to the Gulag once, don't expect me to perish in your so called "hell hole" here!

+AFK man Sexual acts outside of marriage?  Off to Miniluv with you!

War is Peace.
 Freedom Is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.


Long ago, the 4 youtube channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the evil, racist , transgender, homophobic, fascists, gamers attacked.


All hail MONTIZON THE GREAT AND Undying.  Hail


You forgot to list Montizon's various Daemons, such as the the earraping Vevosector, the conquer-lusting Gamerinds, and the infamous and terrifying Greater Daemons of Montizon, the Googlishtaks. His current mortal champion and Everchosen is Sindar Pichai. His Sign is unknowable, for those who witness it forget it until it is too late.


He who controls the monetization controls the Youtubers.<br>He who controls the Youtubers controls the face of Youtube.

He who controls the monetization controls the Youtubers.
He who controls the Youtubers controls the face of Youtube.


this is it. the downward spiral has led to this. A L L H A I L M O N T I Z O N


Once more Montizon will rule the galaxy!


This is one of my favorite videos on this site, the sarcasm is just so good


Speaking of 2017 Memes
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emplemon is trying to save YouTube as The Polish Winged Hussars saved Europe in 1683


"Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. Much pain, but still time. Believe there is good out there. We oppose deception. Conduit closing. 0x07"


2:16 I was eating and not expecting the Super Mario 64 File Select theme to be the thing that makes me laugh so hard that I almost cough it all up.

BUT FIRST WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL MONTIZON


The story of montizon is great!!!! can't wait till he reborn and saves the page YouTube dot com


Montizon has done it! The lord of the gamers had been slain, this is our last moment to repent fellow gamers


Montizon died for our sins, he is the light, when we die we go to puretube, where there are no evil gamers, just the great 4.


Happy New Year, guys! Thank God 2017 is finally over!


I thought montizon was going to be a Verizon meme


When will we start the Crusade for our lord and savoir Montizon?


MY HEART IS BIG AND ITS ONLY GETTIN BIGGER<br>ISS ALL CAUSE MONTIZON IS MY N I 🅱🅱A

MY HEART IS BIG AND ITS ONLY GETTIN BIGGER
ISS ALL CAUSE MONTIZON IS MY N I 🅱🅱A


So this entire video and story was based off of one misspelling? Inspiration comes in many forms.

You are just blind to the ways of the almighty, holy, holy holy, all powerful, omnipotent, omniscient, all father Montizon.


MONTIZON THE MIGHTY!
MONTIZON THE UNERRING!
MONTIZON THE UNASSAILABLE!
TOO YOU WE GIVE PRAISE!

WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS
WRITHING IN THE FILTH OF OUR OWN RACISM

TRUST IN EMPLEMON, YOUTUBE
FOR HE IS THE CHOSEN OF MONTIZON
HE ALONE HAS BEEN ANOINTED BY MONTIZON TO SPREAD HIS HOLY WORD


+Adventurous Adventurer Augustus That was one of the better ones!  What are you talking about?

Sharkcaster wood Virgin vs Chad. Thot patrol. Understandable have a nice day.

Shaq, Kanye, and sprite cranberry were ok

I would say Loss qualifies, but that's not even a meme

MeowTheRainbowX don't forget how bad "bike is short for bichael" is

+Andrew Burks Spongemock was annoying and overused, but I at least see the joke.

MeowTheRainbowX either that or spongemock

Do you think "Cash Me Outside" will top it?


We all thought Emp was on a downward spiral.<br>But we were wrong. All this time, he has been A S C E N D I N G

We all thought Emp was on a downward spiral.
But we were wrong. All this time, he has been A S C E N D I N G


MONTIZON IS OUR SAVIOUR

HE SHALL SAVE US FROM THE EVIL RACIST GAMERS


Montizon appears only to those He deems worthy. We can only hope to be demonetized by the  a s c e n d e d  o n e


Our Montizon who art in the intarwebz, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on the webz as it is in the series of tubes. Give us this day our daily ad revenues, and forgive us our fair use of video and audio clips, as we also have forgiven our poopers. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from anyone who doesn't agree with our personal sociopolitical standpoints... whom I will label Nazis irrespective of their beliefs or practices.


Imagine someone dies and sees Montizon at the gates


Montizon 1:2 Genesis: For those of the ways not in the light of the LGBT have been forgiven and demonetized for their own good at Montizon's hand through love.


this made me laugh, I'm converting to montizonism.


Montizon will be our side for decades, ever.


Looking at 2020 now...

We discover montizon didn't die for these times.


"As soon as Montizon releases a...single solid...dollar, I will release my...own original...content."


What the hell Emp...
Can't you make some YTPs, and less bizzare rants about corporate greed? Your great YTPs are why I subscribed.
Bring back the old Emp!


Sorry, my soul's already subcontracted to JR "Bob" Dobbs. Remember, "it's what you DON'T see, that sells you!" Hail Bob. All other gods are but his footstools.


*_No advertisers allowed on this video._*


I will now commit to the cult of Montizon


Mattshea is the only non-racist gamer so he needs to be alive


Strangely, this makes more sense than Scientology. Nice.


HEIL JOHN DOE! 3/18!! HE SHALL CLEANSETH THY ROBLOX!! THE ERADICATION SHALL COMETH!!!


After what seems like forever of editing and rendering, you open up the youtube upload page. After making a MS paint thumbnail, you upload your video and go to sleep, feeling hopeful that the video will do alright. The next day, you go to work or school or some shit. You return home, eager to see if you've got enough money to buy that gameboy color you've always wanted. A suprise much better awaits, however. You gasp, seeing the yellow icon. Completely speechless, your jaw drops.*Montizon. He watches over me.* A warm feeling overcomes you, knowing that your savior and christ has taken your revenue for a reason far greater than anything you would use it for.

He must buy swords to fight off those turkeys.

(It's almost 2 AM, what the fuck am I doing?)


I love your videos for the amount of references you cram into them, to be fair you have to have an IQ of at least bla bla bla, keep up the great work Lord Emperor Lemonade


THUMBS DOWN THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GUYS TO PRAISE OUR LORD GOD MONTIZON


4:25.         So when Montizon is spinning around really quickly, is that him sacrificing himself or taking on the form of YouTubes guardian and saviour


"montizion loves you" love backwards is Evol, close to evil. Coincidence? With my physical existence, I think not, for love also means LEVEL OF VIOLENCE ENDUCED. Woaha that got HOTT quickly. Amen.


If you don't pray to Montizon or go to a Church Of Montizon then we can't be friends, he gave his life so that YouTube could be safe and if you don't respect that then there is something wrong with you.


😩👌 mighty fine cult sir, I shall become a new disciple of the all mighty monetizon and his gift of monetization


Montezon is love Montezon is life he loves us so we give up are money to please him as satisfy his hulking love we take is massive lode of love into are selves to please Montezon


This isn't a big thing yet, but it must become one.


DOWN WITH MONTIZON DOWN WITH MONTIZON DOWN WITH MONTIZON


Montizón is a city located in the province of Jaén, Spain. According to the 2014 census, the municipality has a population of 1797 inhabitants.


Soundtrack from my favorite n64 games 10/10

I was certain I was watching a Pannenkoek video during the book of genesis


Hey man, great video! A very hilarious take on the YouTube drama.


Yay, a new meme! <del>I was never confused at first at all, and always knew this was a joke</del>

Yay, a new meme! -I was never confused at first at all, and always knew this was a joke-


The YouTube Hussars arrived to save YouTube (Emplemon,Goop videos and every other brave soul who would stand up for Youtubian Rights)

#YoutubeLivesMatter


You see this is why I fucking love this channel


Montizon is the prophet of our generation


We have reached the bottom of the downward spiral


I thought you where going to announce your new profession of Elisa and spooderman videos for monetization. But this is fine I guess


Montizón
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Montizón is a city located in the province of Jaén, Spain. According to the 2014 census,[1] the municipality has a population of 1797 inhabitants.


PRAISE BE! the all father Montizon has come to drive away the yellow dollar sign hordes. May he save us mortals for armageddon!

ZA WARUDO! MUDAMUDA! WRYYY Chumbucket is the sole reason i phrased my comment like this

Am i supposed to have read this with chumbucket's voice?<br>(The mechanic in the 2015 mad max game in case you don't know)

Am i supposed to have read this with chumbucket's voice?
(The mechanic in the 2015 mad max game in case you don't know)


I love how you take a typo from a hater and make a whole video about it. HAIL MONTIZON


This is cool, but why are the Simpsons green?

Before you ask that question, you should be asking why the Simpsons are yellow.

Uncle Squiddz <b>BeCaz U tuch UrsELF at N1ght</b>

Uncle Squiddz *BeCaz U tuch UrsELF at N1ght*

In the beginning montizon created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of montizon moved upon the face of the waters. And montizon said, Let there be green simpsons: and there was green simpsons

The most likely explanation as to why most human characters from The Simpsons (including the entire Simpson family and most Springfield residents) are green in EmpLemon's videos is that EmpLemon is doing this as a deliberate reference to the titular protagonist of the Shrek film series, who is a green-skinned ogre.

The most likely explanation as to why most human characters from _The Simpsons_ (including the entire Simpson family and most Springfield residents) are green in EmpLemon's videos is that EmpLemon is doing this as a deliberate reference to the titular protagonist of the _Shrek_ film series, who is a green-skinned ogre.

Homer is sucking the essence of shrek out. That’s why shrek has no colour

Uncle Squiddz  copyright purposes.  MONTIZON WILLS IT

Because green is the colour of purity, and the Simpsons are Montizon's chosen race.

Because you didn't unsubscribe fast enough.

Montizon made the simpsons green because he loves them.

Montizon made everything because he loves everyone.

מגיב בתגובות


“Montizon is watching”

Now we just need some mont police.


I've never considered that, that there was a good reason behind all of this drama. How foolish was I. I never knew of Montizon. He loved me with an eternal love that casts down as those yellow $'s. I am nothing more that the maggots in the ground, but Montizon forgave and died for our ignorant ways. I followed in the ways of Pewdiepie but no more. No more. Show Montizon love and thank him, thank him for his demonetization and age-restrictions. We love you, Montizon.


<b>We can make a religion out of this</b>


Now my job here is done and real emplemon if your still there may the meme OF 2016-2010 Be With you


All Hail Montizon, he will free us from the greedy and power hungry shackles of YouTube.


Save us from DEMONITIZE the DEMON of YouTube.

Save us from *DEMONITIZE* the *DEMON* of YouTube.


Next time you feel like ranting about the never ending downward spiral of YouTube, ask yourself this: What would Montizon do?


I had the bell clicked and didn't get the notification. ALL HAIL MONTIZON.


Holy shit your right al hail the montozon


That's not Montizon, that's the "Master Control Program"  (MCP) from "Tron".


Let's put the "Montizon" back in "Christmas."


I feel like Montizon has mind control powers because of all this.


What even... Geuss I can't complain. EmpLemon is doing what he wants to do, making rants, that's okay tho. Will continue to stay subscribed and will wait 'till he wants to make his great YTPs again, at least there's others out there. Oh and hey, does anyone remember awfulfawful? Apparently alot happened to them, but i've never found out exactly what though.


All hail montizon for he is the profit to set us free. He was the one who saved us from cringey reaction channels. He was the one who vanquished the filthy being known as durv. He died so that demonotization shall live!


<del>Big Brother</del> Montizon is watching.


Montizon requires of yee not thy belongings or ad revenue, but thy goodwill and dank memes.


Yo who can’t wait for YouTube rewind 2018 #fortnite


<b>BIG BROTHER MONTIZON IS WATCHING YOU</b>


montizon sounds like a person who would use a mac, also...<br>Remember kids! Montizon made you special, and he loves you very much

montizon sounds like a person who would use a mac, also...
Remember kids! Montizon made you special, and he loves you very much


Why don't you have more subscribers? Your YouTube Poops are incredible!


Pop quiz!
Who disliked this video?
Was it...
a( people who didn't understand the irony
b( the "first four channels" and their 31 legitimate fans
c ( i don't know but I want to destroy them


All hail Montizon

All hail Montizon

All hail Montizon

All hail Montizon

I mean plankton


This video is honestly SOOOOO Underrated.


Someone is going to watch this and make a real book


The only Lord I believe in is the Lord of the LMG, Tachanka


Emplemon what’s your opinion on suicide?


Since when have i been going to church? How have i not noticed?


I vote we change Christmas to Montezaa where all YouTubers can come together and chip in ad revenue the night before. And the very next day, YouTube gets blessed with good content from every YouTuber (Even the Pauls Montezon does not discriminate) for the rest of the day.


i am going to start going door to door telling people about montizon


Ayyyyy, we could make a religion out of this


That fucking SM64 file select music. Pannen sure made an imprint on the meme scene.


You can hardly blasphemy against something that isn't divine.


What the comments seem to fail to understand is that demonetization isn't the problem, its that fact that it is used to censor unpopular/nonconforming opinons.


God damn it Montizon... He was so young...


Montizon its a town of my country!!! Spain.


YouTube's moditazation bot now has a name:  and it's name is Montizon!
All hail Motizon!
All hail the Overlord!


Pie Pivotmontier-O lies >:3

montizon is real :D


Give me forced memes to deep throat, I LOVE IT I want more Give me please daddy :3


2:17 But first we need to talk about parallel Montizons!


I believe that what doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger.


ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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All hail MONTIZON! MONTIZON is the only one god, albeit he looks a lot like MCP... But that is just MONTION's power! He watches you all mast---ering videomaking and ensures the work of good people whom also got celebrities somehow!


I'd laugh my ass off if this video was monetized


Very Strong Leaf He’s more than ok... HE’S HOMER SIMPSON


Me: this sounds as bad as the conch shell in spongebob

Also Me: ALL HAIL MONTIZON


3:36 Montizon disapproves of this S P H E R I C A L object.


I've had this anger for quite some time as well. Youtube since 2011, and government since 2013.

I personally don't believe in side gods or any of these to be honest, I believe in my own. I don't need monetization, I have something else to deal with.


I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

The Book of Montizon- Rebirth, 6:9


All hail Montizon, for Montizon  loves us. Montizon died for our dislikes.


On the plus side, 2017 was a killer year for gaming...that's the only plus side.


“I don’t know my memes but at least i know how to shut your shit down”- Montizon


is there anything else i can do to help montizon? i want the holy trinity of montizon, emplemon, and Yologuy929TM the 2th to come to my house and save me from sin!


Emp Lemon I swear I will write the whole book of Montizon for you just hit me up in that YouTube chat and I'll give you my Discord and E-mail


Montizon shall protect us. The wise monk known as YoloGuy is the most enlightened monk in this cult.


A L L  H A I L     <br>M    O   N   T    I    Z    O     N

A L L  H A I L
M    O   N   T    I    Z    O     N


Spoilers

@EmpLemon how do you feel about Admiral Ackbar dying in the way he did in The Last Jedi? I think it was outrageous how they didn't even acknowledge his death directly.

*Spoilers*

@EmpLemon how do you feel about Admiral Ackbar dying in the way he did in The Last Jedi? I think it was outrageous how they didn't even acknowledge his death directly.


Hi, it's the future.<br>Add Articles 11 and 13 to that comment.

Hi, it's the future.
Add Articles 11 and 13 to that comment.


I like how Montezon is represented by The CPU from the original TRON


Wait...if Montizon is the God/Jesus of YouTube, then who's the devil?


How can Montizon demonetize videos in Europe tho? We don't even use the dollar so why is there a yellow dollar sign?


May Montizon our lord savior found to be exist in all forms being the rock, ellen, JIMMY KIMMEL, and the taylor swifters completely at the same time bestow upon us shep from the montizon shepard the sacred DEMONETISATION so we may know he/she/helicopter died for our racist sins


This sounds awfully close to Christianity..

Oh.


Apparently Montizon is a city in Spain, that's our sacred land


But where does Montizon, our holy and divine lord of Youtube, fit in with the chronology of the Downward Spiral? Does he start the spiral with his death or did he exist when the spiral began? :thinking emoji:


EmpLemon: Im not making long youtube poops, they take up too much time.

Also EmoLemlem: this

EmpLemon: Im not making long youtube poops, they take up too much time.

Also EmoLemlem: *this*


<b>Montizon chuckles</b> "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

*Montizon chuckles* "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"


There is only one source of income, and YouTube is the messenger.


Me:"Don't believe in Montizon!YouTube is using him to control you!"
Commenter:"MONTIZON ROCKS!"
Me:"There is NO MONTIZON! IT'S JUST A FACE!A BIG RED FACE!"
I just wanted to do an Invader Zim reference.


1:14 I thought YouTube was your hobby. Regardless, ALL HAIL MONTIZON!


Since you did top best memes of 2016, maybe you could do top shitiest memes of 2017?


Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think "Montizon" is a word.
Patrick Star: Come on. You know... I Montizon, You Montizon, He She Me Montizon, Montizonology. It's like first grade, Spongebob!
Squidward: Do you think a fall from this height would be enough to kill Dankmeme929?


I ran into a church of Montizon on a public Garry's Mod server....

It has begun


Super Mario 64 music gave me a huge nostalgia blast


Now we live in peace, away from all the racist sexist racist racist facist racist furidncufisksjeo...<br>So now you must submit to the all mighty Montizon and never question anything that happens on YouTube again.

Now we live in peace, away from all the racist sexist racist racist facist racist furidncufisksjeo...
So now you must submit to the all mighty Montizon and never question anything that happens on YouTube again.


Is there a way for subscribers to see if/when their favorite channels or videos have been demonetized?


Repent!  Montizon died for your sins repent sinners


Videos so Honest They're Painful to Watch: EmpLemon Edition.


Racism is bad? I never knew that. Thanks, Montizon!


How do I like and dislike a video  at the same time?


Completely irrelevant to the glory of our lord and saviour Montizon, but I want to ask: will there be a top 10 dank memes of 2017 video?


They have been letting an AI decide who makes ad revenue bucks for 4 years now. Montezon is the Singularity.


Me: are you religious
Friend: im interested
Me:


Maybe if we sacrifice a viral video to Montizon once a week he will be resurrected and save us once more. Montizon is the god we need but not the one we deserve.


I like how he’s just pasting the MCP over people’s faces xD


I’m commenting to fight the algorithm.

And to feed Montizon


Montizon is the only God in the world. (Edit, BOI I'VE BEEN BURIED!)


It might just be me, but doesn’t montizon look like an Earth, Wind & Fire album cover?


Don't we have the right to hate/dislike whoever we want?


I like how it is symbolized by the MCP from KH2


Hopefully youtube 2018 will be a year of reform


What is your religion?

EmpLemon: Shows picture of Montizon

I'm interested.

What is your religion?

EmpLemon: *Shows picture of Montizon*

I'm interested.


EmpLemon, is there any possible way I can DM you that you will actually see. I have tried the dm system on youtube, but I don't think it works correctly. It is about a song for you and a need to know what kind of things you like in music, like a preferred genre. Or a song you like, I might be able to remake a song that you like.


What’s sad is that I’m mostly here because it’s the only video with good clips of the MCP from Tron

#TronLives


is montizon the master controller from kingdom hearts 2 or the master controller from tron the movie?


Give us more ascended tendies REEEEEEEEEE


All hail Big Bro-

err... I mean
MONTIZON

All hail *Big Bro*-

err... I mean
*MONTIZON*


Idubbz was a gamer? I never knew that. Thanks emplemon, and montizon.


Hey can you do a good pop like incredible again? Would be cool


I'm surprised this wasn't age-restricted.


Quote from Arthur Christmas: "They used to think you couldn't teach women to read"


Rip montizon he couldn't even become a meme even will all his importance


All youtubers are equal but some youtubers are more equal than others.

מגיב בתגובות


Are ya gonna make another top memes list? The 2016 list is one of the best videos on this site


Montiz vult, for we must reclaim the holy land of Youtube from the racism of gamers. As Montizon wills it.


How to beat montizon?<br>R U N N I N G E X E C U T A B L E

How to beat montizon?
R U N N I N G E X E C U T A B L E


Watching this video on my new Curved monitor, Merry Christmas!


I died on Polybius. Though I died as a happy man.


I don't know, I died laughing with the "racist-tube" part


That Ocarina of Time music though.

Edit: And Mario 64.


You: God<br>Me, an intellectual: Montizon


and then he said: send video to our gaming lord: pew-di-pie


Pretty good satire. As per usual. Needs more ear rape though.


So I missed Christmas this year...

If I write a letter to Montizon, will he return to sender cause he demonitized my stamp?


So montizon is Core Master from Tron. Now I've seen everything.


Wasn't Montizon's power usurped by the D O W N W A R D S  P I R A L?🤔


Please don’t take me to room 101, priest of Montizon!


He has been replaced by a NPC<br>Edit:The gamers have been missunderstood

He has been replaced by a NPC
Edit:The gamers have been missunderstood


When you make a whole video about a typo and completely ignore the dinkleburg


Montizon is the most annoying Kingdom Hearts 2 boss


I wonder how the guy that typed the message feels about this


some hater: hey youtube
youtube: ye?
some hater: i'll give you a buck if you ban emp lemon
youtube: D E M O N I T I Z E D


Prepare for the hundreds of Montizon accounts being created


Yeah right. I think there'd be a T-shirt if Montizon was real.


Sm64 title music starts playing and I expect to learn some shit like P a r r a l e l  u n i v e r s e s


There's a reason why no one makes memes based on Tron.


Damn... what the hell did you smoke? Weed?!


Who would you rather disobey, Hypnotoad or Montizon. Choose wisely.


You cannot rewind what the rock has cooked.


Hey you guys remember Transcended?

Montizon remembers.


DOES EMPLEMON ACTUALLY LOOK AT HIS DISCORD SERVER?


Emplemon uploading a new video? Good thing yellow is his favourite colour!


A Little late, but I'm joining the heritics


somebody: What is your religion

me: shows this video

somebody: I'm interested

somebody: What is your religion

me: *shows this video*

somebody: I'm interested


I can't tell if this is a meme or a cry for help.


the gaming part sounds like it was written by some old fossil that probably didn't even touched a controller


The MCP- er, Montizon is no God, he De-rez- I mean, de-monitizes users- uh, youtubers by the thousands! It's a good thing those nice, kind, and sometimes toxic gamers ran that excecutor- um, bled him from that cross.

the fastest link <br>He even has an accomplice! Sark- I mean, Susan Wojcicki, aids in the de-rezzing- I mean, demonitizing of users- I mean YouTubers.

the fastest link
He even has an accomplice! Sark- I mean, Susan Wojcicki, aids in the de-rezzing- I mean, demonitizing of users- I mean YouTubers.


I think EmpLemon is having <b>another</b> existential crisis

I think EmpLemon is having *another* existential crisis


I
Went
Down
The
Downward
Spiral
Extra
Mentally Cuz I'm not right in the head


I'm not gonna lie. The master control program from tron looks pretty fucking scary.


w h a t   e v e n   a r e   y o u   a n y m o r e


What happens after the downward spiral? 0_0 :,(


Moses the MCP: I request... popcorn necklaces.


I thought you were serious until you got to the Book of Montizon


Eyy yo that's great and I'm gonna let you finish but Kek has more power than Montizon and is the best internet god ever.


ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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All hail blue hail...<br>I mean all hall montizon

All hail blue hail...
I mean all hall montizon


I think Emperor here is nearing the end of his downward spiral ._.


I just watched EmpLemon lose his mind for 5 minutes over a fucking typo.


Nowadays I'm thinking to myself "I think Team America World Police was trying to warn us" and we failed to listen.


I wish i could have liked twice after hearing that mario 64 music


I think emplemon has finally crashed into the bottom of his downward spiral

Nah, he more likely crashed through the floor and is still going. Oh well! :D


I disagree, some of the 2017 memes are great. For example, Me_irl is being fucking great lately


Montizon is actually just MCP from TRON lmao


<b>Rip and tear, until it is demonitized.</b>

*Rip and tear, until it is demonitized.*


Even the King James Bible god didnt make as many mistakes as Montizon, and he told a guy to kill his own son as a test of faith (okay there mau be slight hyperbole)


But is there any scientific proof of the existance of Montizon? The evidence we have of his existence are youtube videos and tweets that just claim he is real, I am not convinced yet. I believe the demonitization is part of a natural phenomenon that has yet to be explained.


LOL I actually live in Montizon so this is kinda funny I guess


Montizon resurrected only after 3 hours not 3 days.


this is how i started my sleep deprived day, I am si === confused(where'd my keys gi?


TFW: Got TRON for Christmas and <b>MONTIZON</b>

TFW: Got TRON for Christmas and *MONTIZON*


Did anyone hear that the Solar System is in the same position in the universe that it was in 65 million years ago, when the dinosaurs went extinct?


Kek VS Montizon: Who is the superior God?


Inbefore The Church of Montizon becomes the next Christianity


So, this is what goes through the mind of a normie.


maybe motizon is god of this world? #ALLHAILMONTIZON

Лариса Наумова


It's okay to rant, and be free to rant to rant to be free, buddy. :)


That’s montizon, fights for the youtubers


The anti-Montizon, Michael from Vsauce , the FIFTH original youtuber. He told us the truth and how things happened because of "science" Montizon did not like this, and sent Michael to the TERMINATED Realm,  where he waits for YouTube to slip up, and let free and able to spread his "Science".


What Darkweb cult have I stumbled upon? I thought I was watching Emplemon, not Mutahar


Emplemon is the reason i haven't went Collumbine or Sandy Hook my school


why does montizon look exactly like the master control program from tron?


I'm glad you agree this years memes were painfully unfunny


He's fucking lost it, someone get him a goddamn ambulance. We're seeing levels of downward spiral that should even be possible


I literally just got this video in my reccomended


But Montizon age restricts some of our videos


I'm still not converting from the church of kek.


So,the Downward Spiral is the opposite to Montizon?


I honestly can’t tell if any of this is ironic anymore


Drank some bad water and got Montizon’s Revenge


apparently the montizon is the mcp from tron


When will the top 10 worst memes of 2017 be released


we all know what video he's gonna make next


This is the youtube equivalent of a god tier shitpost


combat marine assault war attack commander soldier


Is the head of the Church of Montizon in Montizón, Spain?


Sounds like something a montezon would say


I WATCHED AN AD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS CHANNEL, good for you


some people will actually think this video is serious


2018 will be the mega death of us on youtube


prase .. no my soul still belongs to the homestuck meta so... no .. no praising montizon only hussie


Looks like Macaroni Pictures on paper plates is the only way to save YouTube


I´d prefer to stay agnostic about the existence of this ominous <b>Montizon</b>

I´d prefer to stay agnostic about the existence of this ominous *Montizon*


A 6 minute video creating a religion all because of a typo.


If you flip the two 9's in in 929...that makes it 626...so that means dankmemes626 is Stitch.....he is the almighty prophet of Montizon...


W H Y T H E S I M P S O N S A R E G R E E N ?


Only EmpLemon can make a full video about a typo from a hate comment.


I swear half of this video is trying to teach me how to cross QPU's or some shit like that


Montizon is the fifth Pillar Man, he is the final boss after Kars lol (shitty jojoojojojojojojojojojo reference)


It's true, we did try to destroy YouTube when Pewds got mad and slipped up with a word.


Bruh the thumbnail is the Master Control program from Tron 😂😂😂


If the Simpsons weren't green, I bet you wouldn't get demonetized


It makes me sad that the normies won't even bother to understand the message of this video


The MCP is the perfect face for montizon.


the start of the video opens with a image of a M4A3E2 Sherman tank from a model kit box

it is my wallpaper atm lol


We could make a religion out of this...

No don't

We could make a religion out of this...

*No don't*


I officially name the religion of Montizon the official religion of the US


How did I realise that is the Lisa soundtrack


...And apparently montizon takes the appearance of the MCU from Tron.


Please tell me someone other than me knows what the actual thing Emp used to represent Montizon in the video is


That’s the fucking Master Control Program from Tron


What will montizon do now that net neutrality is gone?


5:25
Don't be mad at your bitch cause she cheated on you.
Be thankfull to the man that made your woman happy.


Montizon will save net neutrality.

Oh wait


i misread this fucking title and i thought this was a serious video. thank you emperor


Cmon dude, I'm enjoying Ernie Gang right now.


Montizon sure looks like the MCP from tron


MONTIZON: I Desire... I Desire.......... I Desire Macaroni Pictures.


This is the quality shitposting I'm subscribed for.


i thought montizon was the guy from southpark super best friend


Wait, mention is the Master Control Program from Tron Classic? O shit! Get the water, nikka! Jesus Christ!


Who is that guy you're using to represent Montizon? He looks like some kind of Power Rangers Z type of dude, especially with the name Montizon.


Yup. He’s definitely lost it. He’s lost his marbles.


Jeez I forgot how strange that thing from  the original TRON movie


Niqqa Montizon is just MCP but just much more ev-- I mean amazing hero

What's that supposed to mean? <br>SAAARRRK


In all seriousness, I don't care if I get money or not. All I want is to entertain myself.


This one never showed up in my recommendations either....


did you just make a 6 minute youtube video over a twitter post


Replace everything “montizon” in this video with cool cat and it will make a lot more sense


So... am I to operate under the assumption that you really like Tron?


What if Montizon gives me a yellow dollar when I'm racist


An example of how the comedy is lost in your monotone voice


We have destroyed the gamers but now we have a new threat of ajit pai whos power rivals montizon himself


Hey emp did you know that Adrimal Akbar died in the latest Star wars film.


<b>HEY FUCKER</b> I love your videos man 😂


L̲a̲t̲e̲ H̲a̲t̲e̲ ̲i̲s̲ ̲M̲e̲


We could make a religion ou-
*No. Don't.*


Emplemon I have some bad news. It's regarding the god of your profile pic, Admiral Ackbar. In Episode 8, he dies. #ripperoniackbarstraps


Emplemon, you mentioned that you loved NASCAR, who’s your favorite racer? And are you a “car guy”?


Does Jimmy Kimmel represent the Water Nation from how much he cries?


Is this Emperor Lemon or Mister Metokur?


4:44 Does anyone even know what I’m seeing right now? Or is this one piece of media going to be an unsolved mystery for all of YouTube’s dying lifespan?


You could always make your own crypto currency. Call it downward spiral coin, the more you put into it the lower it goes.


Supreme Lord Daddy Emperor President Trump


Chicken SpongeBob is really a shit meme though


An A press is just an A press. You can't say it's not


Montizon
Monetization
Where did they go wrong what


My friends can't hear me watching this shit lmao


Merry monetezmas<br>edit: sik avatar ref boi

Merry monetezmas
edit: sik avatar ref boi


Best Christmas present ever.

R.I.P. FilthyFrank
F


Thomas has saw everything, it was time for him to leave.


Wait we first praise kek now praise montizon what

IDK anymore


Jesus Christ dankmeme929 has been complaining about Emplemon for days now. I think someone has a tsundere admirer.


What's your religion?<br>I'm interested.


Tfw you don't know tf going then you get to the twitter joke.


I’m abandoning the church of communism for the cult of montizon.


JOIN MY ARMY TO STOP YOUTUBE FROM BEING SHIT ADD A SWTICKA Sym SYMBOL  TO JOIN


If gamer took over YouTube it would be called SouthCarolinaTube. That’s good.


motizon doesn't loves montizon just wants money


"Why are washed up disney channel stars the face of this website again" Again? Wait i don't remember any washed up disney celebrity being the face of youtube before the "Pauls",shia lebeef?


Smh how are you gonna turn Mi Brawler into a ROBLOX skin


btw can anyone tell me what montizon is from? a show?

so i just realized montizon is the master control villian from Tron. This makes this video quite funnier


What's the ETA for Top 10 dank memes 2017?


Is this just an extended shitpost?
Is this the next Half-A Press?
Find out next time on EmpLemon Z Kai!


The background music is familiar I know it’s from a jungle in a video game is it Mario or donkey Kong or maybe even Pokémon?


If you're doubt in Montizon, Youtube will demonitize yo ass for that time you said <b>Pee Pee</b> on stream and Montizon will never come back.

If you're doubt in Montizon, Youtube will demonitize yo ass for that time you said *Pee Pee* on stream and Montizon will never come back.


This video didn’t even show up in my sub feed... YouTube!!


What is the name of the MONTIZON clips (4:28)

Montizon is actually just MCP from TRON.


So... I have all notifications on and I didn't receive a notification about this video.


Who cares about the book of Mormon

The book of montizon is the only true scripture


What happened to it never being ogre empdaddy? We want answers!


Cartoon Fight Club: Bill Cipher vs Montizon


Is this the official Kekistani religion?


It has been a year where is the holy book of montizon


Montizon killed my parents...

because they didn't love me.


Hey... EmpLemon, are you feeling alright? I really get the feeling that your mental state is slowly deteriorating in a downward spiral from all of YouTube's fucked up shit...


If I took anything from this video it's that we need to bring down montizon


<b>YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT DIVINE PUNISHMENT</b>

*YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT DIVINE PUNISHMENT*


montizon is a liar, a coward, a false god, and a heretic, JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GAME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL PROVE MONTIZON'S LAWS TO BE BLASHPHEMY AND FORCE HIM TO CONFORM OR LOSE ALL HE CLAIMED TO HOLD DEAR FOR HIS GREED WILL NOT PERMIT HIM TO LOSE IT.


What's title of the music playing at: 0:56? Thanks

The Temple of Time theme from Zelda Ocarina of Time.


i prefer our lord and savior the downward spiral plus lord kek


.... nah I’m still gonna worship Filthy Frank


That fucking panneok2012 mario file select


Still a better love story than christianity.


Laying the sarcasm a bit much, pal-- entertaining nonetheless! But still... :P


I clicked this video and it right now has 6666 views


Damn you you used zelda music now you unsponsored and demontizoned for sure


Hmmm, Tension, between you and Youtube? What could've given you that idea? The fact that in strict mode only your s-posts and meme reviews are available, despite the fact that you newer videos have no cursing or edginess to them?


Emp, you don't understand the ramifications of your actions, this is how actual religions are started. Christianity was the most elaborate joke in all of history, and look at where it is now. What have you done?


the elite were raised into a God complex, and now they are trying to make themselves God, and this false idol has caught EmpLemon


...did you just type out a bunch of buzzwords as a test for the system again?<br>Nice 👍🏻

...did you just type out a bunch of buzzwords as a test for the system again?
Nice 👍🏻


Fight the good fight man, stay strong also I feel the image of you being a tank attacking YouTube makes YouTube look innocent id actually use the tank man image of a man with enough courage even made the evil monsterous tank stop, stay safe and happy Christmas


jesus christ its kurt cobains microphone

(° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)


What? We weren't gonna turn it into RacistTube. We were gonna turn it into GamerTube. Which might be worse depending on how you think.


Looking back on it... Was it really that bad?


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooon is my dad now.


Dabs are not dank Dabs are not dank Dabs are not Dank Dabs are not Dank


DEMONITIZATION IS GAIN
CENSORSHIP IS FREEDOM OF CONTENT
PEDOPHILIA IS APPROPRIATE

Montizon is watching, comrade.


hahahahahaha that fucken picture at the start, emplemon is a jumbo commander confirmed


I like your channel and all, but even for you this is bad. I want to see another rant, not this cringey weird parody of the bible


score with the Charlie brown music man (edit:) o shite even better score with da ocarina of dr octopus (edit again:) 4:00 lol I used that same explosion image using google "labeled for reuse"


Can I ask what you think of these channels?
1. Markiplier
2. TheMasterPoop

Following Montizon and the Montizonic Path shall lead you to Montizion

I must I agree, my Montizonian comrades. To the temple!

All answers reside in the glory of Montizon

The answers you seek reside in faithful worship of Montizon


Is this what the end of the Downward Spiral looks like?


I find it amusing how this whole fucking video originates from a type-o


I’ve heard that montizion will have a judgement day will everyone one on YouTube will go down


Huh, this new version of the Bible is wierd. Is it New New King James version? (NNKJV)


Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever watched a emplemon video at 6am with no sleep then watching it again and having a weird sense of deja vu


Nintendo is still gonna take your money for using their music


What is this cartoon that this red spinning face comes from? I'm extremely curious.


Hate to break it to you EmpLemon, but Montizon isn't real. That's just the Master Control Program from Tron photoshopped onto a bunch of pictures of gods.


But....But........But......What about KeK? :(


Im not gonna convert for I am a devote pastafarian.


This is pretty #cringe am I right memers? B^]


Fuck it, ive worshipped weirder stuff. Blessed be montizon.


Hasn't Taylor Swift herself been accused of being female Hitler though?


such a glorious shitpost made from a simple grammatical error


he's alright but he's no bowl of special k


Um, Pannenkoek? Where did you come from?


Why are you trying to brainwash me with a red tube of toothpaste?


blitzkrieg more like
diskrieg
dislike
diskrieg
kill me
and give me your money


ᴰʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳʸ?

ᴰʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳʸ?


Youtube atheist logic: I don't like religion and I don't like x so is like a religion. In this moment I am ecstatic...


YES LET MONTIZON'S DEMONITIZONTOIN STICKAR BAY ONW URAR CHANRAL VECRASE MONTIZON LUVZ YUO


Aparently my art videos are too edxtreme to advertize even so yt doesnt even. Want my money to promote my content.


2:43 Jimmy Kimmel? More lke Jonah(yown-ahh) Schimmel


Такаши Романов


This video was de-montizon'd. Sorry kid, guess Montizon doesn't love you.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal


what the hell happend to ya i want to know step by setp are you okay man @emplemon you want me to get you some tea and memes im still going to wage a war on some youtube channels


thanks for using my reddit post 00:14
u/raccoonsauce


Isn't the face of Montizon from a South Park episode?

That was a reference to the original TRON.


SAYS THE PERSON WITH YURI'S FACE AS THE PROFILE PICTURE<br>BURN ME TOO

SAYS THE PERSON WITH YURI'S FACE AS THE PROFILE PICTURE
BURN ME TOO


Lemon I think went a teensy bit over the edge there pal


Montizon has made some pretty messed up and stupid children


What the hell I that red glowy boi from?


can....can we just get back to the youtube poops? It's been nothing but youtube rants and the more you've been making the more pretentious and entitled you sound, ngl it's getting slightly hard to watch. Besides, is Youtube even your main source of income? You said it yourself at one point: You gotta dig through shit to find the good, but that's with everything in life.<br>I think it might be better to just continue the insane videos you love doing rather than getting sidetracked on  a dumb corrupt company's drama. It's like stocks, we just gotta keep calm and ride the wave.

can....can we just get back to the youtube poops? It's been nothing but youtube rants and the more you've been making the more pretentious and entitled you sound, ngl it's getting slightly hard to watch. Besides, is Youtube even your main source of income? You said it yourself at one point: You gotta dig through shit to find the good, but that's with everything in life.
I think it might be better to just continue the insane videos you love doing rather than getting sidetracked on  a dumb corrupt company's drama. It's like stocks, we just gotta keep calm and ride the wave.

What if I told you I love making videos about YouTube


But gaming channels still exist. I'm not talking about a small amount. There are a ton of them how is that explained?


mate your mental health sounds like its in a downward spiral at this point


Is this how bad the situation has escalated? Has it gotten to the point where we started making religions? You know what fuck it I don’t care anymore...


I don't like the implication that gamers are the Fire Nation


ALL HAIL MONTIZON
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Yeah I just copied the description. Got a problem?


Wait, isn't this actual human religion and dictatorship, EmpLem? What a ripoff; I'm watching the originals


the fact that this is a parody of the gospel earned my dislike


Whom did it better?<br>Dolan Dark , or Montizon?

Whom did it better?
Dolan Dark , or Montizon?


You got nothing on the church of lasagna


Something tells me you're not 100% mentally stable


I.m sorry to tell you this but I think he misspelled the word monetisation and didn't meant to create an entire god😬


Top 1 Secret Cult Documentary’s (NUMBER 8fth WILL SHOCK YOU)


but video games are not a rasist montizon so you kind of made your sacrifice unnessary... also BITE ME


lemon did u just make a whole video cause a guy trying to get attention misspelled a word


hol up it was correct when i was typing it

lemme try again

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When was the last time emperor lemon uploaded a video that wasn't about himself?


Bruh montizon is a rip off of Jesus Christ get this video copyright striked please 😫

But fr tho I love your vids never stop 😁


yeah look again, fuck montizon, now I ain't getting nothing


This video is gonna get removed because it had Taylor swift music in it.


.. I hope you fuckin joking.. Cause I this to me will be a meme. Fuck youtube still man.


Ok, dude, ummmmmmm................wrong number,.....but,....uhhhhhhhhh.........can I join ur cult?


Maybe I'm uncultured but what is this red guy who represents the glory of montizon from?

@MyawanEmil The character's name is Master Control Program.

wait it's moses from south park

never mind probably tron


What happend to the drake and Josh colab?


Sounds like Montizon needs to up his political game if he thinks the racist are bad


I AM MICKEY SIMPSON
HAHA

HHAAAAaaaaa haaaaAAAAAA


I hate to sound like a complete and total normie pinhead but what is montizon from? Forgive me for my sins


Montizon is a false god

The only true god is kek


Alright it was funny at first but fucking stop with the youtube poop LOLOVERVOLUME shit.

It gets in the way of when I want to link friends your videos. It never adds anything.


This is a joke, isn't it? A sick, twisted, fucked up joke?


Ha didn't get the notification for this video


Quick Reminder: we Radical Leftist Don't think Gamers are Racist... Sexist.... Etc


All this cause a 10 year old couldn't spell?


I will not submit fakelemon I bet your in a closet and youtube made this


Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had monetisation?


"It's funny how EmpLemon expects not to be censored."

also why you got to show the old Alabama flag it looks like shit show Georgias .


Praise Montizon.
Hail Montizon.
Love Montizon.


nobody understands, until you submit to MONTIZON


You are the only one I pray for/to this christmas


We can go <b>DEEPER</b> the downward spiral never ends.

We can go *DEEPER* the downward spiral never ends.


wow this next episode of darkharvest00 looks great


Getting my shitpost in the intro of the video is the best Christmas Present ever! PRAISE MONTIZON!!!


Why I love you too montizon!
(demonetized)
...


So Montizon is the main villain from the first Tron


You must be on the bottom of the <i>Downward Spiral</i> by now

You must be on the bottom of the _Downward Spiral_ by now


I swear I thought you were about to say the Fire Nation attacked.


Emp <br>Take a break, go have fun with family and friends mate

Emp
Take a break, go have fun with family and friends mate


But hey, at least 2018 will be better, RIGHT?


so basically, we're using Viewers as a tool?


The Ultimate Gamerz and yet, not far enough.


Emplemon vs YouTube 2018 fight the power brought to you by Hetap


A christmas tragedy holy shit unsubscribe


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MONTIZON is not a frog. All none frogs are frogophobic.


BlueBitProductions Which one? Can’t find it.


But Pewdiepie did nothing wrong............


sorry i dont believe in montizon, im a gaytheist


Sorry like your content but I lost brain cells


This is a joke right?? I hope he doesn't actually believe this.... Jesus is the only Lord (like if you agree) or dislike and burn in hell.. no effence


That’s cool and all but I want money so fuck montizon


If you make vid about  me call me SuperWorm937


I HATE  Minecraft WHY squares Thare are much better games like it