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Kitti Minx ASMR - Your ~* YANDERE *~ Sister Really Needs You! Audio Roleplay [ F4M ]

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Danne Devised 2021-01-30 23:04:51

Oi Josuke! I've gotta get outta here, else I'll never finish my essay about scientifically determining the amount of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in time!

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FallinWizard 2021-01-31 03:47:39

just use [ ZA HANDO ] it makes it easier

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Sam Gafford 2021-01-31 13:39:12

Isn't that wacky?

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Shai 2021-01-31 14:26:04

I used the STANDO POWA and broke her neck no one can touch my p c

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Rams Buttom 2021-01-31 14:27:16

Is this the new jojo and friends blood line ?

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Shai 2021-01-31 14:29:39

@Rams Buttom Yes

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Rams Buttom 2021-01-31 14:35:42

@Shai damn Dont make me beat ur asses

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Shai 2021-01-31 14:37:58

@Rams Buttom pov: im aproching you but this ain't meme

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Rams Buttom 2021-01-31 15:06:41

@Shai Oh ho! Then come close as close as you like

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Ajanimal Reeves 2021-02-03 04:49:39

Don't let her za za hando the computer

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primaldarcrai 47 2021-02-07 22:34:57

It takes for me atleast 973, 261,005 dont ask why I know this

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The World 2021-02-13 04:05:58

BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE STAND USER WOODIO

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 07:12:42

I know the awnser

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 07:13:05

I know the answer

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 07:13:22

4

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Meliodas 2021-07-05 05:38:10

Amazing

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Andromeda 2022-02-24 02:29:51

USE THE FORCE LUKE

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Johnny B. Gouda 2022-07-18 08:59:55

Haha JoJo reference as the top comment. Truly a remarkable community

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Dark okami 2022-09-16 16:40:31

This is dope

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Deez 2023-01-24 00:09:22

ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO

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Vergil 2023-05-19 04:22:15

Gotta be at least 2 licks

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nbdy 2021-02-03 23:31:31

She went from pretty weird to complete psycho very quickly, it was a very nice audio (like usually)

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i_eat _dough_NUTS 2021-01-31 04:03:44 (edited 2021-01-31 04:03:50 )

"onii chan"


You have unlocked ultra instinct

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ItsYaBoi Misikalisi 2021-02-03 10:14:10

My crush called me onii-chan lmao my heart was dying lmao

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Hiro& Zero Two 2021-02-03 11:16:10

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisi xD

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Hiro& Zero Two 2021-02-03 11:16:23 (edited 2021-02-05 08:32:09 )

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisi with cute voice r not???!

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RuthlessASMR 2021-02-05 00:37:53

"Onii Chan" What part of "Refer to me by my first name" do you not comprehend?

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ItsYaBoi Misikalisi 2021-02-05 03:11:37

@Hiro& Zero Two it was with THE CUTE VOICE!

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Hiro& Zero Two 2021-02-05 08:33:34

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisiufff and hit hard xD lol

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ItsYaBoi Misikalisi 2021-02-05 09:20:49

@Hiro& Zero Two Yessir lmao 🤣

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milk 2021-02-14 04:59:44

@Not My Second Account mostly "big brother" in Japanese

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Himiko Toga 2021-03-03 09:02:09

is that a the time i got reincarnated as a slime refrence! DABU

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Henry Wisniewski 2021-06-01 21:12:56

AND THIS IS TO GO.......................... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Random Boi 2021-06-11 09:18:09

@Henry Wisniewski haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Dave 2021-11-09 11:11:29

@ItsYaboi
Misikalisi
It means she just seeing you as her big brother

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Fusion907 2022-02-02 22:49:33

Yes agreed-

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Azura Takahashi 2023-08-08 01:06:39

Except Ultra Instinct doesn’t exist

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John Mivule- Novabow 2021-01-30 21:02:44

Having a yandere sister is very exhilarating

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Cultured Roach 2021-01-31 12:38:42 (edited 2021-01-31 12:39:28 )

Me: Damn it looks like my sister is about to leave in a body bag... Shame
She threatened the console

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Phone Man 2021-01-31 14:14:27

I WILL, commit domestic abuse.
-me after hearing that.

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Cultured Roach 2021-02-01 13:50:29

@Phone Man Facts

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Kamarre ingram 2021-02-03 17:50:34

Facts Would drop her without a second thought

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Lord Xalgeath 2021-02-03 18:47:28

Calm down.

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Phone Man 2021-02-03 18:49:38

@Lord Xalgeath no.

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Randall Weese 2021-02-07 02:34:04

@Lord Xalgeath a console is expensive 😎

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Randall Weese 2021-02-07 02:34:22

A sister is replaceable

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Jedidragon2k1 2021-02-11 10:29:30

Her: I destroy your gaming thing I'll hack your laptop I'll drown your phone
Me: Don't make me go doomguy on yo ass bitch!

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Cultured Roach 2021-02-11 11:08:24

@Kamarre ingram Pow!

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Irume 2021-04-08 14:29:18

You can do whatever you want to me, but you try and touch my electronics, then you've gone too far and you must be dealt with

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james Wayajara 2021-04-25 14:36:10 (edited 2021-04-25 14:36:35 )

Yandere gamer kills for you [M4A] [yandere gamer x game console listener]

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Brocholi 2021-05-29 08:02:00

Sister is temporary
Console is forever

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VANII 2021-06-01 23:14:43

@Phone Man I woke up chris breezy

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CucumberGodDojii 2021-09-02 02:06:51

Damn right no family member with dare harm my fucking devices

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BaconMM2YT 2022-09-08 05:42:30

Ehehehe… Just another body in a bag :)

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Shelby Bayer 2021-01-30 22:07:03

I love her even if she's a Yandere, I just hope things go safely

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Crimson0 2022-09-17 00:34:24

Yeah just don't make her mad maybe she won't destroy the console. And probably not kill you and break your love life. :)

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Tsundere_Gaming 2021-01-31 05:44:10

It's so wierd how this yandere sister doesn't apply to my real life. My sister and I actually already share many of the same interests in movies, tv shows, games, and even anime.

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Imperial Guardsman 2021-04-22 03:40:47

That's probably because she a yandere and she's working the long game :)

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MooseGooseNinja 2023-03-04 18:33:00

I also hang out with my younger sister a lot. My two closest friends see her as a sister and she sees them as brothers. We all play games together all the time and she's even part of our Dnd campaign.

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Fudge 2021-01-31 03:24:52 (edited 2021-02-18 23:04:44 )

Does somebody has an earphone that makes the voice go left and right cause I love this effect, It makes it really goooood~
Edit: Thanks for the likes

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J3loo? 2021-01-31 17:33:35

I'm pretty sure thats every new gen earphones dude.

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djlaum 2021-01-31 21:27:15

It's called stereo, you dummy

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Darious Colon 2021-01-31 23:00:56

Don't really have that issue anymore because only one side of my earbuds works

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[Reda Cted] 2021-02-01 12:23:31

Thats a feature of the microphone she uses

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Carson Miller 2021-02-03 10:51:46

@Darious Colon that's not an issue, it something intentional

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notsuh86 2021-02-08 13:20:43

It depends on the quality of the headphones/earbuds & the device used.
Although I get most of my earbuds from Dollar tree (partly since I'd rather not pay more than a few dollars for an item easily ruined, stolen, or lost.)

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SENRAN ROSEMAIDEN 2021-02-10 15:48:46

I do 😂

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djlaum 2021-02-13 16:17:34

@Not My Second Account xd

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jimmy morgan 2021-02-16 20:32:54

Basically any wireless headphones are almost certainly new enough to have it, but like the others said, basically any new headphones have it, but it also depends on what THEY use, they being the person who makes the audio itself, and if they want it to sound like it's going from left to right they can do that, I don't know how, I'm not someone who would know, but there you go, it mostly depends on them however, not the headphone, the reason they recommend headphones it the left right works better with them, but it could technically work without them just not well

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BackupSoda640 2021-02-18 17:56:03

Yep

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John Griffin 2021-11-25 19:38:50

I absolutely adore this, but I need to ask. What is the song playing in the background? I love how it sounds, it really helped me relax while listening to this.

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Giorno Giovanna 2021-01-30 21:01:01

She needs me? Ok, then I'll always be there for her.

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crypto cat 2021-01-30 21:46:10

Twice in a row, found you again

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Hiro& Zero Two 2021-01-30 23:38:03

With Golden Experience??

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Hiro& Zero Two 2021-01-30 23:38:26

With Golden Experience??I mean i would be there for her too...

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DatNaughtyBoi 2021-01-31 00:12:18

@crypto cat At this point there's no stopping him/her it's best to let them be, cause in the end there just like us enjoying the same content we so ever love. I'll admit it annoyed me at first but I now think it's cool Giorno will be their to protect us with GOLDEN EXPERIENCE MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, JOJO MEMEABLE POWERRRRRR.

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FallinWizard 2021-01-31 03:50:15

ah, the pasta eater

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ItsYaBoi Misikalisi 2021-02-03 10:23:23

Heya

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DatNaughtyBoi 2021-02-03 12:07:33

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisi sup

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Saleet Qureshi 2021-02-25 18:55:43

Sir I respect you

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DUCKDBD 2021-01-30 21:13:42

Jesus Christ your voice is so satisfyingly to me, thinking about supporting on patreon uwu

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GreenStone 257 2021-01-30 22:46:13

When she takes my phone to look at it, she’s going to see A LOT of yandere stuff

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Captain Frog 2021-01-30 23:50:33

Same

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Captain Crunch 2021-01-31 03:06:16

The question is if she will be the one killing the other yanderes,or will the other yanderes kill her 🤔

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FallinWizard 2021-01-31 03:48:21

dude same

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GreenStone 257 2021-02-02 00:22:25

@Captain Crunch Dude, she insulted my existance and everything I stand for. The other yanderes WILL kill her, I will make sure of it.

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出した 2021-03-17 18:11:48

Just say you need to go buy the milk and never come back

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Skeletoderso 2021-03-27 23:14:18

I deleted my Browser hystory like 1 sec ago XD she will never find anything °~°

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-02 21:17:19

She's gonna see some pictures of Yuno Gasai, Akane Hiyama. Monika, Yuri, Rias Gremory and other girls, yeah I'm fucking screwed 😂

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GreenStone 257 2021-05-02 21:18:38

@Khristian Morse exactly lol

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Lelouch vi Britannia 2021-01-30 21:00:45

Yandere sister?! That is cursed but great at the same time!

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NC 2021-01-31 11:58:36 (edited 2021-01-31 11:58:53 )

Blursed? Blessed and cursed?

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Lord Xalgeath 2021-02-03 18:48:11

Forbidden love

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-27 21:54:07

I don't know what a younger sister would be like since I only had older sisters

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Crimson0 2022-09-18 04:46:59

Epic.

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Randall Strong 2021-01-30 21:03:48

It’s good to know someone needs me.

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Pedro Manuel Hernández Aurelio 2021-01-30 21:51:32

Procedo a xDDDD

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Vade Pierce 2021-01-31 12:42:54

Yep...

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Futaclan22 2021-02-01 03:09:25

Me about to listen to good Yandere asmr

Hear scary music when the video start














Ah shit something bad about to happen

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Blazetron9 2021-03-29 04:46:31

Yeo. As a wize man one said. Now this is epic.

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Stupid Dum Dum 2021-02-07 10:29:45

Her:I'll break your tech
Me:fine see if I care.
Her:*breaks it*
Me:*Ignores her for the rest of her life*

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Crimson0 2022-09-18 04:45:28

Her: STOP IGNORING ME!!!!! Me: no wonder dad left us! Your annoying!!

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Princess Luna 2021-01-30 21:45:10

I have always enjoyed this Yandere role plays 😆
Though... i never want to experience them 🤣😅

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HODIC 2021-01-30 22:39:57

,,I feel like you've been so wraped up in this virtual world, that you forgot the real world''-maybe, because the real world sucks darling

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Vhan 2021-01-31 11:41:57

It give me the goosebumps the voice
Is going around my head but not complaining love the video 😸❤️

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Just a Sentient Mclaren P1 2021-01-30 21:05:46

She needs me? well i need her to help with my homework.

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The Artist 2023-02-20 17:42:21 (edited 2023-02-20 17:44:40 )

This reminds me of my two step sisters that annoy the hell out of me they always fight with each other but at the end of the day I still love them, as my sisters.

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Lord Passion 2021-01-31 03:20:54

How could any brother let their younger sibling get this upset? Give her a hug! 😠

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Lord inquisitor 2021-04-10 04:50:13

You clearly never had a sister lol and if you do she is either older or more than 2 years younger than you

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Sakata Gintoki 2021-01-31 07:14:18

i feel guilty. i should return the favor and actually be there for you. 💜

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notsuh86 2021-02-08 13:39:47

I'd honestly want to comfort her when she starts crying but would get agressive when she threatens to destroy things (partly since some of my gaming equipment & games are hard to find/replace if not expensive due to how hard it is to find most of them), and though I don't go out often I have some friends that would ogle my sister's they view as attractive which would make me uncomfortable & unwanting for her to join in on hang outs.

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MadSoulzz 2021-02-05 05:26:25

is it bad that she sounds more like a cat girl then a yandere

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George S 2021-02-01 08:58:42

Me: Look, Lillian, I do love you, but I don't think we're really on the same page here.
Her: [wearing my old clothes that I've been looking for since August] What do you mean, Onii-chan?

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DiaborMagics 2021-02-05 12:45:44 (edited 2021-02-05 12:49:32 )

the model in the art seems to be made in COM3D2. nice. plot twist: the brother likes his sister and avoids her because he knows its wrong. her pleading breaks his heart but he knows he has to stay strong. what a madlad.

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Eren Yeager 2021-02-01 21:37:56

How far have we fallen to enjoy this
To be excited by one word
"oni chan"
What are we
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Oh well lets enjoy this vid

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What is This? 2021-02-04 04:58:32

Damn. We practically drove her insane without saying a single word

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DiaborMagics 2021-02-05 12:55:13

actually, ignoring people is how you can really get to them.

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Sky Void 2021-01-31 15:36:21

Sister in this video: I wanna hang out with you.

Sister in real life: Go play in traffic.

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LLK Angel 2021-04-10 06:46:30

Sister in real life: leave me alone and go live somewhere els

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Bruh Cheese 2021-05-03 19:24:54

Lemme guess, older sister, mine told me to get the ball from the mean neighbors

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Jotaro Kujo 2021-06-27 17:49:07

Sister in real life: "you see that moving car over there? Lay down in front of it"

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Bryan Custodio 2022-04-15 05:07:26

Oh no! Your yandere sister is tired of being ignored, so she’s trying to get attention from you. Find a way to leave without your gadgets broken.

Choose Wisely:
Stealth Pack-Up
Portal
Fight

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SadDelta 2021-01-30 21:01:25

Judging from my experience with my other siblings this is most definitely a trap

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Captain Frog 2021-01-31 00:07:58

You mean it's a guy?

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Notepad Plus Plus 2021-01-31 00:40:21

A guy or as in a trap to get favors?

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DUCKDBD 2021-01-31 01:56:55

He obviously means it in the literal sense of a trap omfg

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Russ 2021-01-31 02:25:04 (edited 2021-01-31 02:25:33 )

He means she is going to break the computer and other items

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the trash panda69 2021-02-06 06:07:14

@Captain Frog dude, it's a girl, he meant trap as in a literal sense.

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SAVAG3-GUNN3R217 2021-02-01 07:11:44

I was about to close my eyes until I jumped from fear I didn't expect 360 audio lol

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Certain End 2021-02-01 23:48:21

Ah! the return of the Confession Expression Yandere!

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Nord West 2021-01-30 21:18:03

Yaaaaayyyy more yandere❣️❣️❣️

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Hi bro 2021-01-30 22:24:29

Lol the beginning "Oni-chan" it was adorable i adore it :3

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Katashi 2021-01-30 23:15:23

My history doesn't matter [thinks to myself shes gonna find all my yandere videos] starts to get ready for what's to come

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Ernst Boyd 2022-03-18 10:11:34

being Yandere never made this much sense

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Charles Walker 2021-09-06 18:57:49

I Imagine That The Parents Are Supervillains And They're Pressuring Their Son Who Was Born With AWESOME Superpowers To Conquer The World, But His Younger Sister JUST Wants To Have Fun And Hang Out With Him, Just Like They Used To." I'm Sorry That I Haven't Hung Out With You Like We Used To Sis, But You Know Mom And Dad.......... They're Putting SO MUCH Pressure On Me To Follow In Their Footsteps And RULE The World.(He Thinks About It) You Know What......... THAT'S IT!!!!!........Sis, Get Your Jacket........ WE'RE Going Out! Mom.....Dad.....Sis And I Are Going Out To Get Some Ice Cream, And We're Going To Spend Some Time Getting To Know Each Other Again." He Said, His Younger Sister Jumped For Joy As She Ran To Her Room And Grabbed Her Jacket.Then She Ran To Her Brother And Took Him By The Hand," You Ready Sis?........ Let's Have Some Fun Again." He Said Happily As They Ran Out The Door.

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Trevor From the Spanish Inquisition 2021-02-04 04:41:26

She hopin back and forth between Japanese and English like it’s some damn hopscotch

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pk kp 2021-01-30 23:39:06

Sister: "I'll break your shit in your sleep if you keep ignoring me~"

Me: "Bitch you think I sleep? Try me"

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Satirical Satyr 2022-05-14 05:27:54

I love yanderes but as a little brother to a sister this is a no from me, still watched the whole thing though, you are really good

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Knife 2021-01-31 02:42:01

I swear, she touches my switch and BFG Division will just INTENSIFY

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Gacha Xx_Lucifer_xX 2021-01-31 03:59:28

DatOne Boi when they hit the right spot in asmr I'm like bravo six going dark

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C 2021-02-05 23:12:55

For me its megalovania

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-02-15 10:47:21

For me a darksouls boss health bar appears

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Godisdead153 2021-02-16 23:08:19

Rip and tear until its done

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-02-17 00:40:53

@Godisdead153 yes brother

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JET BLACKCORD 2021-02-24 17:14:04

This music is unnerving...I fucking love it ❤️💞❤️💞❤️💞💞💞💞💞💞😻🥰🥰🥰😻🥰😻😻🥰🥰😻🥰😻🥰🥰😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰😻🥰😻🥰😻😻😻😻🥰🥰😻😻😻🥰🥰

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average socialist 2021-01-30 21:49:20

The Russians ain't gonna let this massacre go unanswered. It's gonna get bloody

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Moth 2021-01-31 03:10:39

Comrade the communist army will prevail

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IMYx786x YT 2021-02-15 05:38:41

There's 2 statements:
Either I woke up Chris breezy
I feel like I'm Chris Brown in 2009

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Clara 2021-02-22 13:17:31

Ghost 100

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Imagine Wagons 2021-03-27 05:22:00

RIP ghost and roach, at least general sheperd got what he deserved... 😎😎😎😎

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average socialist 2021-03-27 12:00:00

@Moth yes it shall

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LLK Angel 2021-04-10 06:42:31

Hahaha

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Неважно 2021-04-22 05:52:45

Возможно.

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 07:14:46

Inherits capitalist money

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Hanz, 748th DKK Battalion 2021-07-13 05:21:48

@Moth it will be strengthened by us tovarisch

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Kenz Ya 2021-02-16 17:40:08 (edited 2021-02-16 17:47:56 )

Maybe if it's was not "onii Chan" Bit she called you big brother maybe the yandere aura more intense

Plot twist:she is already dead because oniichan fault and oniichan guilty for that and the ghost always with him

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Alpha Lazer Were Cat 2021-01-31 12:56:03

humanoid sabertooth continues purring and snoozing away💤

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raul power2580 2021-01-31 01:53:00

That's so adorable 😍 if I have sister I just have fun little bit lol but I'm good brother ☺ but if she yandere i well be um ok just make her happy 😊

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Kingdom of Prussia 2021-01-30 21:20:25

Did you know?
The Battle of Okinawa, code named Operation iceberg, was a major battle of the Pacific War fought on the island of Okinawa by United States Army and United States Marien Corps forces against the Imperial Japanese Army.

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Kogarashi Hiro 2021-04-11 10:29:04

To be honest i prefer older sister than little sis but this is
good.

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Brayden gui 2021-02-07 18:36:46

That's cool and all but I think HP - LaserJet Pro MFP M428fdw Black-and-White All-In-One Laser Printer - White might be cooler.

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Jotaro Kujo 2021-06-27 17:57:12

Nah i prefer a panasonic quick jet air fryer with a built in food cooler for after frying chicken or some other shit

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Moth 2021-01-31 03:18:10

When she started sounding sad I wanted to just kinda hold her. If anybody knows me they ain’t gonna be sad while I’m around

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-02-15 10:49:21

Don't cheat on lamp bro

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Moth 2021-02-15 14:31:30 (edited 2021-02-15 16:32:08 )

@Doug Dimmadome I ain’t cheatin on lämp if it’s just holding her

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-02-15 19:57:33

Ok just making sure

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DestroyCuh 2021-01-31 03:25:30

"Yandere sister" [ Alabama intensify ]

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-02-15 10:45:57

Lol insest by birth not by choice Alabama to the max

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Radical Larry 2021-03-23 12:18:07

Hey if a yandere appears on your life come to my pocket dimension you won’t regret it jejeje

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-03-25 22:18:22

@Radical Larry it is important do you have cookies

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Radical Larry 2021-03-29 03:16:05

@Doug Dimmadome yes

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Doug Dimmadome 2021-03-29 11:32:31

@Radical Larry OK I'm interested

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Asaki 2021-04-11 06:09:33

FBI OPEN UP

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scream 2021-04-27 06:08:09

Please mean step sister

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Randy Savage 2021-06-11 14:48:01

You mean Ohio and New Jersey.

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Jotaro Kujo 2021-06-27 17:47:38

"SWEET HOME ALABAMA"

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FallinWizard 2021-01-31 03:49:06

aww my sister thinks she’s a threat



wait i dont have siblings

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sorrell etsitty 2021-01-31 05:56:06

Ok here's what happen before I played the video I went to get some coffee then my little sister saw my iPad then she saw the play button and press it and when I came back to listen to it I saw her on the couch listening to the audio and when I got my iPad back she said "who's Kitti minx? And what's a Onii-Chan?" so I answered her questions and she final said "OHHH, well ok I like Kitti minx voice❤️".

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Justme Stillme 2021-01-31 11:08:00

Do you ever feel alone, even in a crowd?
'nods'

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GreenStone 257 2021-01-30 22:44:22

Oni-Chan sounds like my Dad XD

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night mare 2021-01-31 00:41:11

Make a part 2 please

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the cops 2022-03-25 13:20:30

Say “onii-chan” to start a video I don’t switch. I keep it goin til sleepy.

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Izian Tarrayo 2021-04-19 10:25:34 (edited 2021-04-19 10:26:34 )

Dude!! im really dead, my sister is really exist now she call me : hey step brother im stuck in laundry. I was like 😐 oh dear im dead but my sister seem weird right now 😬

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Dio Brando 2021-01-30 21:05:07

What if i dont want to leave?
What if i want to stay

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Jacob Carr 2021-01-31 00:37:50

HO HO

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Joe Nuts-Kun 2021-01-31 08:26:28

DIO WAIT DONT HER BLOOD HAS STARBUCKS IN IT

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Dio Brando 2021-01-31 15:05:32

@Joe Nuts-Kun HAHAHA THIS POWER

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Clara 2021-02-22 13:18:51

@Dio Brando

Ahh shit, he’s got the power of Caffine in him!

We’re gonna die!

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Dio Brando 2021-03-16 04:19:55

TrainerblueTube that's a good one

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BISHAL Shrestha 2021-03-26 16:51:52

💜💜💜

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C 2021-02-05 23:09:34

Sister is DETERMINED to get youer love
Me:bad time incoming*megalovania starts*

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random person 2021-02-21 07:58:28

"Onii-chan"

neuron activated

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Flagler America 2021-01-30 21:01:18

Yandere Sister needs me oh my it’s happening~

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SILENTDRAGON928 2021-01-31 09:37:49

Awe sis we would hang out and watch TV but the minute you go on a rampage with my stuff we throwing hands

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Lord inquisitor 2021-04-10 04:48:38

I always wished my sister was a couple of years younger in comparison to me then she is so that we didn't fight hell over stupid shit

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Jedidragon2k1 2021-02-11 09:58:34 (edited 2021-02-11 10:14:32 )

"Are you addicted too technology or something"
Me: Woman this whole planet is addicted to technology so don't even go there

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Captain Frog 2021-01-30 23:59:49

Wait she's young and good in candy crush?
Ngl I kinda think that's impossible.

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Arthur butcher 2022-09-27 06:40:51

You know i don't know how I got here from a gta v park parkour board to this ...but I'm glad I did!

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MelonLOL 2021-01-31 04:15:41 (edited 2021-01-31 04:24:58 )

I like how 30 year women no offence has cute soothing voice I’m trying to compliment am I bad at it

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Second Heaven 2021-01-31 21:43:20

Grammar could use work, but I think it’s a decent enough compliment

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abyssforst the cryomancer 2021-01-30 21:20:25

um yes i will spend time with you. oh boy not good. good work kitti.

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Godzilla 930 2021-01-31 10:31:04

Her: your always on your phone
Me:SELEINCE

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Carlos Pomares 2021-01-30 21:04:03 (edited 2021-01-30 21:05:05 )

How many Yandare we got now? I lost count.
edit: not that I am complaining or anything

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Swarm ml 2021-01-31 12:55:33

Oi, get away from me umgi. I’m trying to fix your armor! Grumbling umgak metal.

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Megalo_done78 2021-05-22 13:23:20

Good video

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Satan HELL 2021-01-30 22:36:58

Wait until she finds out that he has a girlfriend oooohhhhh boy.

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Megalo_done78 2021-05-22 13:23:06

I feel like an ass now.
Sister: Yes you are.
-_-

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the gold apple 2021-07-06 20:59:56

Fun fact: you actually have a pool in your backyard

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Doomslayer 2021-08-08 06:48:11

Yandere sister: I will smash your computer
Me: I'll buy a new one
Yandere sister: I will drown your phone
Me: I'll just take a hand me down
Yandere sister: I will break your console
Me: so you have chosen death

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Dakotasan 2021-01-31 07:27:10

I love you, but no one touches my laptop, anyone who does will never be found

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the hive 2021-05-29 02:28:16

I kept trying to leave because I just wanted SOME FUCKING LEMONADE

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Ronald Gapido 2021-11-28 18:56:31

When the she said "he used to touch me" I was like I see I see something wrong

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darrell_the_ice_hashira 2023-08-03 08:02:29

You has chosen death when you threaten the console her: aren't I your sister me: I don't have a sister anymore

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IronSpyder 2021-05-15 13:41:39

NO ONE COMES BETWEEN ME AND THE BOIS!!!

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That One Incognito Guy 2021-06-29 07:32:56

So you threaten my life? You threaten the only thing that gives me happiness? And you think I would want to spend time with you after that? You, you are very very funny….

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Cucumber 2021-01-30 21:01:49

Cucumber Approves

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Moth 2021-01-31 03:13:29

Moth approves

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Vada 2021-04-07 18:34:07

I see you ever where

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Allen Koujo 2021-01-31 09:29:13

Yandere sister wants me??? Hmmm sure why not

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D.W.M., T.Y.A.W. 2021-02-01 05:22:59

Geez, A lil sis that basically wants to take away current hobbies

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Crypto 2021-01-31 03:16:42

Very well sis bold move I spend more time with you

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Levi 2021-01-31 05:17:07

Delectable

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Lord Xalgeath 2021-02-03 18:45:50

Why would my own sister be a yandere to me?

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Shaki Hyena 2021-01-30 21:32:08

Wtf this is crazy is her love for him romantic or sisterly?!?!!?

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Godisdead153 2021-02-16 23:10:34

Yes

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RAMeee 2021-01-30 22:37:21

Shoorrryyuuuuken!!!! But that’s just what I’d do.

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Sam Gafford 2021-01-31 13:40:25

[Sarcasm] nothing a 12 gage can't fix

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shadowwolf 4713 2021-02-17 03:09:57

Her: your always on your phone when you get home
Me: ight i have some demons after me I'm trying to fight for my FUCKING LIFE!

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shadowwolf 4713 2021-02-17 13:48:56

Me at the end of the video: T^T im just tryin to wash my dishes I dont need a sus af yandere sister

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supermysteryhunter 2022-08-08 06:02:19

Pulls out M1911 with extended mag what was that about my tech?

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BEANIE 2021-02-18 01:01:58

Tbh halfway through this conversation I would've pulled out a gun

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Dark okami 2022-09-16 16:33:20

This is so caringe but I like it

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Sleepy 2021-10-10 06:41:50

I read the title and started singing the song of Alabama

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Luis Santiago 2021-01-30 21:01:02

Noice! Spooky time

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Captain Crunch 2021-01-31 03:06:57

When you can't beat em.. join em

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Jotaro Kujo 2021-06-27 17:52:02

Yo thats kinda sus ngl

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Captain Crunch 2021-06-27 18:33:31

@Jotaro Kujo hey hey I'm just an survivalist picking the best possible choice

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Jotaro Kujo 2021-06-27 18:47:41

Captain Crunch ok i guess?

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___________ 2021-04-01 08:35:41

SWEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 07:17:11

You dare insult the console? The council shall decide your fate

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Tvortex 2021-05-25 05:50:43

Bold assuming I have girlfriend when I never talk




Especially women

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cayde the govir 2021-02-01 04:02:27

You have ignored me for the last Time oni-chan

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TCaudio 2021-02-01 01:55:52

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

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nogoodname 2021-07-20 09:34:07

It was kinda like 🎵 sweet home Alabama

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GhostcatPNG 2021-02-01 05:47:11

Silence w e e b

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[]Sorrowed[] 2021-08-21 20:03:38

Yandere sister. I'm moving ha frick that.

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Jacob Gaparasi 2021-02-08 00:39:17

Ok now phone was bit too much but THE COMPUTER took it too far I will return you to monke

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PeqqLaff 2021-02-01 13:00:23

oh hell naw she touchin da console...

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Crimson0 2022-06-17 00:20:20 (edited 2022-09-18 04:43:32 )

Lillian: oni-Chan onii-Chan~ Me:. WHAT THE HECK?! Anyway just say hi to hell child.

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Kyun 2021-01-31 16:40:35

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓪𝓶𝓪

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B0_0ka 2021-07-14 05:15:51

What are you doing step sis !

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Big Floppa 2021-03-15 07:30:28

“Gaming machine”

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doctor sex 2021-01-31 21:17:22

Around 19 min gets fuckin scary

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Halo📀 2021-02-11 11:02:44

INTERNAL PAIN

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Halo📀 2021-02-11 11:03:41

GET OUT of MY HEAD

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Cj Stevens 2021-01-31 22:26:20

When I get a sister

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『Тнε И¡ჭτოαяε』 2021-01-30 21:00:21 (edited 2021-01-30 21:01:47 )

That “Onii-Chan” omg i can’t-


i need to stop being first bruh-

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MelonLOL 2021-01-31 04:14:47

Your in misery cuz you get to the more you watch the less there is

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mr. boombastic 2021-02-07 08:13:12

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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The Random Odd 2021-03-01 07:08:28

Little sister : YOU TAKE ME EVERYWHERE YOU GO
Me: hmm....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................maybe

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Bobby Fox 2021-03-21 14:06:33

Big brother pov please tell me you didn't look through dad's magazines because if you did Mom's going to kill me and dad

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dieinfidels6969 2021-01-31 21:23:24

Those are fighting word to me.

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TheRealBiggieCheese 2021-01-31 13:45:05

SwEeT HOmE aLabAmA

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Godisdead153 2021-02-16 23:14:57

WhERe ThE SKyS ARe sO BlUE

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Darth Plagueis 2021-04-27 12:54:53

(Joji Miller’s White is Right song intensifies)

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OB1tuber 2021-04-24 02:16:02

Sister, SISTER, I have a younger brother, btw check out @goldenbulletlego

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Pizza Mann 2021-01-31 09:38:53

Ayo the pizza here but I'm not sure this is legal?

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Halo📀 2021-02-11 11:15:42

SQUARE UP SISTEEEER!!!!!!!!

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Halo📀 2021-02-11 11:16:08

Im bored leave me

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Crazy 2021-02-05 10:27:31

13:42 Dont you dare

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scream 2021-04-27 06:10:49

It's because the situation I actually bought a gun

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Radical Larry 2021-03-23 12:14:27

Sweet home Alabama

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Joker 2021-02-07 13:14:24

Please not the console 😮

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Pizza Mann 2021-01-31 09:39:17

Alabama intensifies

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Fireboyma 2021-01-31 11:51:09

i cringed so damn hard at the start

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That One Incognito Guy 2021-06-29 07:26:06

You forgot to take out the trash

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yo its sparky 2021-01-31 21:54:45

Part 222

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James Orpilla 2021-02-18 20:47:06

I know the song

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Ai 374 2021-01-31 09:28:34

I'm down bad

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Senor Sean 2021-02-04 21:16:34

I liked the video but please never say oni chan again

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Linda Haapala 2021-01-31 12:43:04

✝️

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- Lancepie - 2021-01-30 22:15:30

no no no no nope no no way absolutely not hail naw

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V.A.N.N.I. 2021-02-11 18:35:30

Caught you posting CrInGe

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weesp Shoop 2021-01-31 06:48:08

I-

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ghosts 2021-01-31 17:26:44

I didn't no it was 20 hours ago

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No Face 2021-01-30 22:51:21

ahh

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Blazetron9 2021-03-29 04:59:31

Laptop is a dell

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mmax 2021-04-06 16:45:56 (edited 2021-04-06 16:46:34 )

bruh how can you get jealous for a FUCKING XBOX LIKE CMON BRO I WAS PLAYING GEARS THATS ALL

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1st_ahhooova 2021-06-20 09:51:14

Wtf is happening

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Person 2021-10-20 01:41:42

Jo mama

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red dino 2021-01-30 21:00:23

....

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Satan HELL 2022-12-24 04:19:20

Well, if im not on my phone i wouldnt be able to hear your sexyyyyyy voice.

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ZackDanger19 2022-08-20 04:27:31

Zack Danger - its Zack Danger not oni chan
but your a psycho sis
do it i triple dog dare you sis
no sis

stop calling me oni chan plz
we can go to the park next time ok
ummm no
umm im going to my room bye
locks door adios sis
sis gets pissed at ZackDanger For hurtful comments
ZackDanger 😀🤷 closes door bye btw oh go cry me a river sis
sis crys about be lonley about ZackDanger Ditching her
ZackDanger f up big time

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Shinobi Vega 2022-07-12 07:23:25

Omg the listener was such a narcissistic piece of shit.. If he ends up trapped in that living nightmare his sister warned about, I’m not going to feel sorry for him. Not even a little bit.

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MAGAGENTTORTURE34 2022-06-05 04:18:55

NONE SMASHES MY PHONE OR I KILL EM

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MAGAGENTTORTURE34 2022-06-05 04:18:34

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

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Skitz 2021-04-28 06:04:25

Dude.... I was just tryna go take a shit and come back...

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Martin Osborne 2021-03-20 23:38:23

She acts like a cat!

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Halo📀 2021-02-11 11:06:37

I'm surprised I didn't tell her STFU athleast once

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Justme Stillme 2021-02-08 11:39:20

Stuffs all his electronics in a duffel bag and slips out the window while she's gone.

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DropTopCandy 2021-01-31 19:36:27 (edited 2021-01-31 19:49:53 )

Why are you calling me Oni-chan? That’s weird. Don’t make me drop kick you in self defense and didn’t you just break my phone and threaten to break my stuff? This wants me to just forget about you even more. And stop being dramatic about me ignoring you just deal with it

n e r d

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Cyan Crewmate 2021-02-02 00:55:34

Ñérð! \(*0*)/

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Kit Kat 2021-01-31 11:29:28

POV: Your sister is a ghost, you can’t hear or see her.

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Lord Xalgeath 2021-02-03 18:47:02

Or I never had one in the first place

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Mynameisaredon 2021-01-31 09:17:53

I would of just killed myself ngl

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Johnny hotcock 2021-01-31 00:24:17

https://youtu.be/0zvBgfWQYuQ

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Satan HELL 2021-01-30 22:35:15

Ok now i know why shes a brat lol

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S 2021-01-30 22:12:56

He had ONE job. Stop being an inattentive dick, and throw a bit of attention her way here and there.

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