Oi Josuke! I've gotta get outta here, else I'll never finish my essay about scientifically determining the amount of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop in time!

Haha JoJo reference as the top comment. Truly a remarkable community

It takes for me atleast 973, 261,005 dont ask why I know this

@Shai Oh ho! Then come close as close as you like

@Rams Buttom pov: im aproching you but this ain't meme

Is this the new jojo and friends blood line ?

I used the STANDO POWA and broke her neck no one can touch my p c

just use [ ZA HANDO ] it makes it easier


She went from pretty weird to complete psycho very quickly, it was a very nice audio (like usually)


"onii chan"

You have unlocked ultra instinct

"onii chan"

*You have unlocked ultra instinct*

@ItsYaboi
Misikalisi
It means she just seeing you as her big brother

AND THIS IS TO GO.......................... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDD

is that a the time i got reincarnated as a slime refrence! DABU

@Not My Second Account mostly "big brother" in Japanese

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisiufff and hit hard xD lol

@Hiro& Zero Two it was with THE CUTE VOICE!

"Onii Chan" <b>What part of "Refer to me by my first name" do you not comprehend?</b>

"Onii Chan" *What part of "Refer to me by my first name" do you not comprehend?*

@ItsYaBoi Misikalisi with cute voice r not???!

My crush called me onii-chan lmao my heart was dying lmao


Having a yandere sister is very exhilarating


Me: Damn it looks like my sister is about to leave in a body bag... Shame<br>She threatened the console

Me: Damn it looks like my sister is about to leave in a body bag... Shame
She threatened the console

Damn right no family member with dare harm my fucking devices

Sister is temporary <br>Console is forever

Yandere gamer kills for you [M4A] [yandere gamer x game console listener]

You can do whatever you want to me, but you try and touch my electronics, then you've gone too far and you must be dealt with

Her: I destroy your gaming thing I'll hack your laptop I'll drown your phone <br>Me: Don't make me go doomguy on yo ass bitch!

Her: I destroy your gaming thing I'll hack your laptop I'll drown your phone
Me: Don't make me go doomguy on yo ass bitch!

Facts Would drop her without a second thought

I WILL, commit domestic abuse.<br>-me after hearing that.

I WILL, commit domestic abuse.
-me after hearing that.


I love her even if she's a Yandere, I just hope things go safely

Yeah just don't  make her mad maybe she won't destroy the console.  And probably not kill you and break your love life. :)


It's so wierd how this yandere sister doesn't apply to my real life. My sister and I actually already share many of the same interests in movies, tv shows, games, and even anime.

I also hang out with my younger sister a lot. My two closest friends see her as a sister and she sees them as brothers. We all play games together all the time and she's even part of our Dnd campaign.

That's probably because she a yandere and she's working the long game :)


Does somebody has an earphone that makes the voice go left and right cause I love this effect, It makes it really goooood~<br>Edit: Thanks for the likes

Does somebody has an earphone that makes the voice go left and right cause I love this effect, It makes it really goooood~
Edit: Thanks for the likes

Basically any wireless headphones are almost certainly new enough to have it, but like the others said, basically any new headphones have it, but it also depends on what THEY use, they being the person who makes the audio itself, and if they want it to sound like it's going from left to right they can do that, I don't know how, I'm not someone who would know, but there you go, it mostly depends on them however, not the headphone, the reason they recommend headphones it the left right works better with them, but it could technically work without them just not well

It depends on the quality of the headphones/earbuds & the device used. <br>Although I get most of my earbuds from Dollar tree  (partly since I'd rather not pay more than a few dollars for an item easily ruined, stolen, or lost.)

It depends on the quality of the headphones/earbuds & the device used.
Although I get most of my earbuds from Dollar tree  (partly since I'd rather not pay more than a few dollars for an item easily ruined, stolen, or lost.)

@Darious Colon that's not an issue, it something intentional

Thats a feature of the microphone she uses

Don't really have that issue anymore because only one side of my earbuds works

I'm pretty sure thats every new gen earphones dude.


I absolutely adore this, but I need to ask. What is the song playing in the background? I love how it sounds, it really helped me relax while listening to this.


She needs me? Ok, then I'll always be there for her.

@crypto cat At this point there's no stopping him/her it's best to let them be, cause in the end there just like us enjoying the same content we so ever love. I'll admit it annoyed me at first but I now think it's cool Giorno will be their to protect us with GOLDEN EXPERIENCE MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, JOJO MEMEABLE POWERRRRRR.

With Golden Experience??I mean i would be there for her too...


Jesus Christ your voice is so satisfyingly to me, thinking about supporting on patreon uwu


When she takes my phone to look at it, she’s going to see A LOT of yandere stuff

She's gonna see some pictures of Yuno Gasai, Akane Hiyama. Monika, Yuri, Rias Gremory and other girls, yeah I'm fucking screwed 😂

I deleted my Browser  hystory like 1 sec ago XD  she will never find anything °~°

Just say you need to go buy the milk and never come back

@Captain Crunch  Dude, she insulted my existance and everything I stand for. The other yanderes WILL kill her, I will make sure of it.

The question is if she will be the one killing the other yanderes,or will the other yanderes kill her 🤔


Yandere sister?! That is cursed but great at the same time!

I don't know what a younger sister would be like since I only had older sisters


Me about to listen to good Yandere asmr

Hear scary music when the video start

Ah shit something bad about to happen

Me about to listen to good Yandere asmr

*Hear scary music when the video start*

Ah shit something bad about to happen

Yeo. As a wize man one said. Now this is epic.


Her:I'll break your tech
Me:fine see if I care.
Her:*breaks it*
Me:*Ignores her for the rest of her life*

Her: STOP IGNORING ME!!!!! Me: no wonder dad left us! Your annoying!!


I have always enjoyed this Yandere role plays 😆<br>Though... i never want to experience them 🤣😅

I have always enjoyed this Yandere role plays 😆
Though... i never want to experience them 🤣😅


,,I feel like you've been so wraped up in this virtual world, that you forgot the real world''-maybe, because  the real world sucks darling


It give me the goosebumps the voice<br>Is going around my head but not complaining love the video 😸❤

It give me the goosebumps the voice
Is going around my head but not complaining love the video 😸❤


She needs me? well i need her to help with my homework.


This reminds me of my two step sisters that annoy the hell out of me they always fight with each other but at the end of the day I still love them, as my sisters.


How could any brother let their younger sibling get this upset? Give her a hug! 😠

You clearly never had a sister lol and if you do she is either older or more than 2 years younger than you


i feel guilty. i should return the favor and actually be there for you. 💜


I'd honestly want to comfort her when she starts crying but would get agressive when she threatens to destroy things (partly since some of my gaming equipment & games are hard to find/replace if not expensive due to how hard it is to find most of them), and though I don't go out often I have some friends that would ogle my sister's they view as attractive which would make me uncomfortable & unwanting for her to join in on hang outs.


is it bad that she sounds more like a cat girl then a yandere


Me: Look, Lillian, I do love you, but I don't think we're really on the same page here.<br>Her: [wearing my old clothes that I've been looking for since August] What do you mean, Onii-chan?

Me: Look, Lillian, I do love you, but I don't think we're really on the same page here.
Her: [wearing my old clothes that I've been looking for since August] What do you mean, Onii-chan?


the model in the art seems to be made in COM3D2. nice. plot twist: the brother likes his sister and avoids her because he knows its wrong. her pleading breaks his heart but he knows he has to stay strong. what a madlad.


How far have we fallen to enjoy this
To be excited by one word
"oni chan"
What are we
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Oh well lets enjoy this vid


Damn. We practically drove her insane without saying a single word

actually, ignoring people is how you can really get to them.


Sister in this video: I wanna hang out with you.

Sister in real life: Go play in traffic.

Sister in real life: "you see that moving car over there? Lay down in front of it"

Lemme guess, older sister, mine told me to get the ball from the mean neighbors

Sister in real life: leave me alone and go live somewhere els


Oh no! Your yandere sister is tired of being ignored, so she’s trying to get attention from you. Find a way to leave without your gadgets broken.

Choose Wisely:
Stealth Pack-Up
Portal
Fight


Judging from my experience with my other siblings this is most definitely a trap

@Captain Frog dude, it's a girl, he meant trap as in a literal sense.

He means she is going to break the computer and other items

He obviously means it in the literal sense of a trap omfg


I was about to close my eyes until I jumped from fear I didn't expect 360 audio lol


Ah! the return of the <b>Confession Expression Yandere!</b>

Ah! the return of the *Confession Expression Yandere!*


Lol the beginning "Oni-chan" it was adorable i adore it :3


My history doesn't matter [thinks to myself shes gonna find all my yandere videos] starts to get ready for what's to come


being Yandere never made this much sense


I Imagine That The Parents Are Supervillains And They're Pressuring Their Son Who Was Born With AWESOME Superpowers To Conquer The World, But His Younger Sister JUST Wants To Have Fun And Hang Out With Him, Just Like They Used To." I'm Sorry That I Haven't Hung Out With You Like We Used To Sis, But You Know Mom And Dad.......... They're Putting SO MUCH Pressure On Me To Follow In Their Footsteps And RULE The World.(He Thinks About It) You Know What......... THAT'S IT!!!!!........Sis, Get Your Jacket........ WE'RE Going Out! Mom.....Dad.....Sis And I Are Going Out To Get Some Ice Cream, And We're Going To Spend Some Time Getting To Know Each Other Again." He Said, His Younger Sister Jumped For Joy As She Ran To Her Room And Grabbed Her Jacket.Then She Ran To Her Brother And Took Him By The Hand," You Ready Sis?........ Let's Have Some Fun Again." He Said Happily As They Ran Out The Door.


She hopin back and forth between Japanese and English like it’s some damn hopscotch


Sister: "I'll break your shit in your sleep if you keep ignoring me~"

Me: "Bitch you think I sleep? Try me"


I love yanderes but as a little brother to a sister this is a no from me, still watched the whole thing though, you are really good


I swear, she touches my switch and BFG Division will just INTENSIFY

For me a darksouls boss health bar appears

DatOne Boi when they hit the right spot in asmr I'm like bravo six going dark


This music is unnerving...I fucking love it ❤💞❤💞❤💞💞💞💞💞💞😻🥰🥰🥰😻🥰😻😻🥰🥰😻🥰😻🥰🥰😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰😻🥰😻🥰😻😻😻😻🥰🥰😻😻😻🥰🥰


The Russians ain't gonna let this massacre go unanswered. It's gonna get bloody

@Moth it will be strengthened by us tovarisch

RIP ghost and roach, at least general sheperd got what he deserved... 😎😎😎😎

There's 2 statements:
Either I woke up Chris breezy
I feel like I'm Chris Brown in 2009


Maybe if it's was not "onii Chan" Bit she called you big brother maybe the yandere aura more intense

Plot twist:she is already dead because oniichan fault and oniichan guilty for that and the ghost always with him


<b>humanoid sabertooth continues purring and snoozing away💤</b>

*humanoid sabertooth continues purring and snoozing away💤*


That's so adorable 😍 if I have sister I just have fun little bit lol but I'm good brother ☺ but if she yandere i well be um ok just make her  happy 😊


Did you know?<br>The Battle of Okinawa, code named Operation iceberg, was a major battle of the Pacific War fought on the island of Okinawa by United States Army and United States Marien Corps forces against the Imperial Japanese Army.

Did you know?
The Battle of Okinawa, code named Operation iceberg, was a major battle of the Pacific War fought on the island of Okinawa by United States Army and United States Marien Corps forces against the Imperial Japanese Army.


To be honest i prefer older sister than little sis but this is<br>good.

To be honest i prefer older sister than little sis but this is
good.


That's cool and all but I think HP - LaserJet Pro MFP M428fdw Black-and-White All-In-One Laser Printer - White might be cooler.

Nah i prefer a panasonic quick jet air fryer with a built in food cooler for after frying chicken or some other shit


When she started sounding sad I wanted to just kinda hold her. If anybody knows me they ain’t gonna be sad while I’m around

@Doug Dimmadome I ain’t cheatin on lämp if it’s just holding her


@Radical Larry it is important do you have cookies

Hey if a yandere appears on your life come to my pocket dimension you won’t regret it jejeje

Lol insest by birth not by choice Alabama to the max


aww my sister thinks she’s a threat

wait i dont have siblings


Ok here's what happen before I played the video I went to get some coffee then my little sister saw my iPad then she saw the play button and press it and when I came back to listen to it I saw her on the couch listening to the audio and when I got my iPad back she said "who's Kitti minx? And what's a Onii-Chan?" so I answered her questions and she final said "OHHH, well ok I like Kitti minx voice❤".


Do you ever feel alone, even in a crowd?<br>'nods'

Do you ever feel alone, even in a crowd?
'nods'


Say “onii-chan” to start a video I don’t switch. I keep it goin til sleepy.


Dude!! im really dead, my sister is really exist now she call me : hey step brother im stuck in laundry. I was like 😐 oh dear im dead but my sister seem weird right now 😬


What if i dont want to leave?<br>What if i want to stay

What if i dont want to leave?
What if i want to stay

@Dio Brando

Ahh shit, he’s got the power of Caffine in him!

We’re gonna die!

DIO WAIT DONT HER BLOOD HAS STARBUCKS IN IT


Sister is DETERMINED to get youer love<br>Me:bad time incoming*megalovania starts*

Sister is DETERMINED to get youer love
Me:bad time incoming*megalovania starts*


Yandere Sister needs me oh my it’s happening~


Awe sis we would hang out and watch TV but the minute you go on a rampage with my stuff we throwing hands


I always wished my sister was a couple of years younger in comparison to me then she is so that we didn't fight hell over stupid shit


"Are you addicted too technology or something"<br>Me: Woman this whole planet is addicted to technology so don't even go there

"Are you addicted too technology or something"
Me: Woman this whole planet is addicted to technology so don't even go there


Wait she's young and good in candy crush? <br>Ngl I kinda think that's impossible.

Wait she's young and good in candy crush?
Ngl I kinda think that's impossible.


You know i don't know how I got here from a gta v park parkour board to this ...but I'm glad I did!


I like how 30 year women no offence has cute soothing voice I’m trying to compliment am I bad at it

Grammar could use work, but I think it’s a decent enough compliment


um yes i will spend time with you. oh boy not good. good work kitti.


Her: your always on your phone <br>Me:SELEINCE

Her: your always on your phone
Me:SELEINCE


How many Yandare we got now? I lost count.<br>edit: not that I am complaining or anything

How many Yandare we got now? I lost count.
edit: not that I am complaining or anything


Oi, get away from me umgi. I’m trying to fix your armor! <b>Grumbling</b> umgak metal.

Oi, get away from me umgi. I’m trying to fix your armor! *Grumbling* umgak metal.


Wait until she finds out that he has a girlfriend oooohhhhh boy.


I feel like an ass now.
Sister: Yes you are.
-_-


Fun fact: you actually have a pool in your backyard


Yandere sister: I will smash your computer
Me: I'll buy a new one
Yandere sister: I will drown your phone
Me: I'll just take a hand me down
Yandere sister: I will break your console
Me: so you have chosen death


I love you, but no one touches my laptop, anyone who does will never be found


I kept trying to leave because I just wanted SOME FUCKING LEMONADE


When the she said "he used to touch me" I was like I see I see something wrong


You has chosen death when you threaten the console her: aren't I your sister  me: I don't have a sister anymore


So you threaten my life? You threaten the only thing that gives me happiness? And you think I would want to spend time with you after that? You, you are very very funny….


Yandere sister wants me???  Hmmm sure why not


Geez, A lil sis that basically wants to take away current hobbies


Very well sis bold move I spend more time with you


Why would my own sister be a yandere to me?


Wtf this is crazy is her love for him romantic or sisterly?!?!!?


Shoorrryyuuuuken!!!! But that’s just what I’d do.


Her: your always on your phone when you get home<br>Me: ight i have some demons after me I'm trying to fight for my FUCKING LIFE!

Her: your always on your phone when you get home
Me: ight i have some demons after me I'm trying to fight for my FUCKING LIFE!

Me at the end of the video: T^T im just tryin to wash my dishes I dont need a sus af yandere sister


<b>Pulls out M1911 with extended mag</b> what was that about my tech?

*Pulls out M1911 with extended mag* what was that about my tech?


Tbh halfway through this conversation I would've pulled out a gun


I read the title and started singing the song of Alabama


@Jotaro Kujo hey hey I'm just an survivalist picking the best possible choice


You dare insult the console? The council shall decide your fate


Bold assuming I have girlfriend when I never talk

Especially women


You have ignored me for the last Time oni-chan


Yandere sister. I'm moving ha frick that.


Ok now phone was bit too much but <b>THE COMPUTER</b> took it too far I will return you to monke

Ok now phone was bit too much but *THE COMPUTER* took it too far I will return you to monke


Lillian: oni-Chan onii-Chan~  Me:. WHAT THE HECK?! Anyway just say hi to hell child.


𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓪𝓶𝓪

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓪𝓶𝓪


That “Onii-Chan” omg i can’t-

i need to stop being first bruh-

『Тнε И¡ჭτოαяε』

Your in misery cuz you get to the more you watch the less there is


Big brother pov please tell me you didn't look through dad's magazines because if you did Mom's going to kill me and dad


(Joji Miller’s White is Right song intensifies)


Sister, SISTER, I have a younger brother, btw check out @goldenbulletlego


Ayo the pizza here but I'm not sure this is legal?


It's because the situation I actually bought a gun


I liked the video but please never say oni chan again


no no no no nope no no way absolutely not hail naw


bruh how can you get jealous for a FUCKING XBOX LIKE CMON BRO I WAS PLAYING GEARS THATS ALL


Well, if im not on my phone i wouldnt be able to hear your sexyyyyyy voice.


Zack Danger - its Zack Danger not oni chan
but your a psycho  sis
do it  i triple dog dare you sis
no  sis

 stop calling me oni chan plz
we can go to the park  next time ok
ummm no
umm  im  going to my room bye
locks door adios sis
sis gets pissed at ZackDanger For hurtful comments
ZackDanger 😀🤷 closes door bye  btw  oh go cry me a river sis
sis crys about be lonley about ZackDanger Ditching her
ZackDanger f up big time


Omg the listener was such a narcissistic piece of shit.. If he ends up trapped in that living nightmare his sister warned about, I’m not going to feel sorry for him. Not even a little bit.


Dude.... I was just tryna go take a shit and come back...


I'm surprised I didn't tell her STFU athleast once


Stuffs all his electronics in a duffel bag and slips out the window while she's gone.


Why are you calling me Oni-chan? That’s weird. Don’t make me drop kick you in self defense and didn’t you just break my phone and threaten to break my stuff? This wants me to just forget about you even more. And stop being dramatic about me ignoring you just deal with it

n e r d


POV: Your sister is a ghost, you can’t hear or see her.


He had ONE job. Stop being an inattentive dick, and throw a bit of attention her way here and there.