Been a supporter --keep it up, Andrew 🫂 Shout out to the unseen videos like this which have been there since last July along with other bangers only found on Patreon
Man what is that Mac Dre song at ~45sec? I feel like its off Stupid Doo Doo Dumb or Al Boo Boo, but I can't find it! Also big props to hear Zappa's Watermellon in Easter Hay!
That guy saying, "idzs chocklehcake" really took me back to the days where being all fouled up and having some delicious food you were going to destroy was just the best dang feeling in the world. You could tell the guy was truly satisfied in the moment and had complete confidence in one thing: he was going to eat his chocolate cake and it was going to be the best thing in the world and nothing else matters.
Geronimo Stilton books played a large part in my enjoyment of reading as a young child. It’s pretty awesome to see that those books are still reaching kids today.
@Marshal Mitchel Yeah if someone from the other side of the political spectrum said stuff like that and called it fact, they would be called a Tin foiled QAnon Conspiracy Theorist.
@Mandiedukes my mom was a single mom we always didn't have much money but I would do a lot of hustling I would mow yards pick up pinecones lol 1 time I sold a girl a paper spinner for 10 bucks well that 10 bucks ended up being her picture money, ended up in trouble at the principals
The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital. As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
I look up Geronimo Stilton and it looks fun, the main character is like this rat that's dressed like Sherlock Holmes. Also the authors story for writing it is both sad and so admirable and Badass, Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital. As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories.
The accents of Massachusetts can’t be put in 1 box. Sure there’s the stereotypical ‘dropped R’ Southie accent, best portrayed by Jeremy Renner’s performance as Jem in The Town, but there is a WIDE variety of accents in the Commonwealth. Ranging from the absurd to no accent whatsoever.
For a country that loves firearms and gating education behind a paywall I wouldn't expect anything other than a hot take like that. You know, like the founding fathers wrote in the Constitution. The 32nd amendment: "Every man is free to choose whatever footwear he wants to walk in".
Honestly those dudes that dragged their drunk friend away and said “you guys got nothing to be proud of” are kinda chads. Like fr not letting their friend embarrass himself on camera is a good thing. Hope my friends would do that for me.
I love these people going up to the group of people dressed as founding fathers with beers in their hands and treating them like they're a normal mainstream news station. "You've got nothing to be proud of" lmao
The Geronimo Stilton books made me think that the pyramids were in America. I don't know why I thought that but the books are pretty cool. Never actually read one but got one as an early departing gift from 3rd grade when we got evicted.
I love how there's a bunch of people at the start saying "we're done with people from a different part of world telling us what to do" and "why should I care about Britain" etc. All in the present tense. Very interesting insight into a mindset, I think.
The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3] As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
Whats crazy is that the British ran away from their own King, got here tricked the Indigenous people from this country, murdered them, and created the same chaotic government they fled from... the irony
As another commenter put it, and better than I could have "We dont get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often" So thank you, thank you Andrew and squad for a little Watermelon in Easter Hay to cut through the symphony of cacophonous ignorant dip sticks who unfortunately represent our nation, captured in this high water mark of American idiocy
this is just like the Saved By The Bell episode where the gang works at the Malibu Sands and during the Miss Liberty Pageant the contestants are asked the true meaning of the 4th of July
I love the final line of the video "what is the fourth of July" because it poses a question, and doesn't give you an answer, leaving you to draw your own conclusions based on the things you have seen in the rest of the video.
wow, this video really captures the zeitgeist well. the guy that was like "obviously there's sum bullshit! goin on" spoke, i really felt like this video was made yesterday.
I could watch this one over and over and over...and Andrew wasn't even in it. There is just something about working under the auspices of "Channel 5" that guarantees excellence.
"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe it" - this guy doesn't believe any science/history books or news reports or anything if he isn't there to witness or experience it for himself. That is an interesting way to live your life. If a tree falls over in the forest and he isn't there to see it...did it really fall over?
Holy fuck not only is this the best news channel on earth, they throw in the "Watermelon is Easter Hay" drop Y'all are too many fuckin' flavours of awesome
Happy Birthday to the cool parts. I drink to forget about the bad. Everyone’s got the day off, might as well spent it with people you want to rather than the people who make the day into pomp and circumstance. Just enjoy the beer and fireworks, this place is old asf good or bad it’s kinda unreal to think about.
Okay but Abigail Adams being trans sent me down the rabbit hole. I can't find a single thing about that claim but I pray that hat woman is writing a self published novel about it
0:17 What an absolute PATRIOT. I can just feel the no taxation without representation energy coming from him. I bet 4 shillings he was on his way to the harbor to thow british tea in it.
"...and we forget that history never feels like history when you're living through it." damn homie, shit's true af. put that shit in a book or some shit.
"we in the city of Boston, ain't no other city like this" *all his homies are wearing Yankees caps*..tf happen to ya'll, Bean Town? that's blasphemous right there.
@Max He said 'sober' as in alcohol and drugs. not 'unmedicated' as in no cannabis. Thanks. Your welcome. God Bless. But God isnt real. Its just an expression. A dumb one. Sure.
@Max they're saying don't talk about bud like it's a drug. It's medicine for a lot of people. Framing it like that is why red states still want to keep it illegal.
I could drink a crate of beer and still not act as even remotely as stupid as the people in this video. It’s not the alcohol, unfortunately. It’s way worse than that.
The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3] As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
Geronimo Stilton was the best part of this video. Maybe you guys should start asking kids about their favorite books whenever you interview them kinda like there’s always atleast one person who drops some bars
@Chris Broatch Wrote the comment before I realized he wasn’t in it lol. More of a appreciation-comment to the channel as a whole. Nick and Evan are great too, of course.
That one guy is a good friend. Even though I love this and channel 5 that dude is 💯for pulling his homie off camera and telling off the crew. His buddy was wasted. Good for the crew for not giving him a beer 😂 PBR rules. Happy 4th you American degenerates 😘😂
@Fopenplop yah like literally she was trans and umm like she had kids but men can get pregnant and uhh like yahh there's no evidence to prove she wasn't trans so like umm yahh literally
There is war in my country right now, but USA seems to be even more chaotic :D CHeers from Ukraine. Thanks for actually visiting us right after shit hit the fan, Andrew, kudos
Hope you guys hire more people. More people = more content. More content shows the world how totally insane America really is, the awesome parts but also, the absolute nonsensical dualities you guys deal with. So we can avoid them, hopefully.
Supreme Court doesn't make or change laws, they just interpret the specifics of how the law should work / be upheld, when they come into question. Drafting and passing legislation is the duty of congress... but those dickheads can't get anything done.
The government, in its current state, has ceased to function - at least in its intended purpose. In the spirit of July 4th, which is, effectively, to say "F*ck this shit!" - We The People shall convene the Third Continental Congress as the provisional body of government until elections take place. As the first and only matter of this session, Pony has been ratified as the new National Anthem, unanimously, with 2 of 2 votes in favor.
I feel like I saw this video over a month ago I definitely remember the guy asking for the cigarette and the beer and the dudes tell him we don't have any more beer
No cap, the Geronimo Stilton fantasy adventure one was S tier. I had the copy of the first volume. Not sure how many total volumes there are. Loved it as a kid. Loved the entire Geronimo series in general. Rat gang! Sheesh
I always agreed that 'history never feels like history when youre living through it' - until COVID/Poss WW3/Massive sociopolitical tensions and polarization - seeing the President incite a literal Coup etc...i DEF felt like i was living through it tbh...
Nice to see a video from last year if you're a Patreon subscriber --good to really see the benefits to supporting like videos never shown on YouTube for free as well as extended cuts.
We tried our best to shake our British founding, but we couldn't shake everything. Like how we still use that pointless extra U in some of our words such as glamour
@The Boulder takes issue with that comment thank god we didn’t take their food trends. They literally have a ‘toast sandwich’ as an actual English recipe
@Ricardo Webb I imagine you are a fan of British cuisine. Could you tell me what is a good example of a British dish? I am genuinely curious. I've only ever had Australian when there for a month and thought it was very similar to British (especially their breakfast) and it was not very appetizing.
@Jason traditional american food is basically just British stuff as well though. Beef, pork, toast bread, cider and beer, cabbage, etc. I mean hell, all that frying we do is straight from Scotland. There's a reason why Scotland is also the fattest country in Europe lol.
B town obviously has some good runts and Imma gonna start reading Geronimo on Stilts or something like that and break out my sandals for freedom's sake!
In a letter to his wife on July 3rd, 1776, John Adams wrote, "It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shows, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more."
He mentions fireworks for celebration all the way at the beginning. I think it's cool to see people celebrate in all those same ways today.
For the billionth time, Andrew found a random wannabe rapper who's dropping super shitty bars. Do they fid him or does he find them? Its one of the biggest mysteries of our time.
That part at 0:44: History is made by humans. It is the past we live threw and can't relive. History is just a reconstruction of the past from our (or the historians) point of view
It isn't the Fourth of July without drunk incoherent/inarticulate rambling.
Also a bit of context regarding the guy saying Russia is better than USA. This footage is actually from last year, so the invasion of Ukraine hadn't happened yet. I'm willing to bet a significant sum of money that man has changed his mind since time of recording.
ngl this ones a miss for me. I love channel 5 for representing the crazy shit in American in a funny way, but with an emotional core at the center of it. This one fell kinda flat. It wasnt super wacky or about something serious. This wasn’t even about a specific event it was just 4th of july. dont get me wrong this channel is amazing and yall do such important work so i mean no disrespect to yall. keep doing what your doing <3
Am I the only one who caught the Zappa song at 1:51? Never thought I'd hear Watermelon in Easter Hay on Channel 5. Just more confirmation y'all are cool
A guy from Boston tried to run me off the road in his Tesla the other day, then followed me to my destination to yell at me, and let me know "IM FROM BOSTON!!". I am in western Canada.
@ChristopherRobins420 well, it definitely did. He followed me to correct me on my driving when he was in the wrong... and then told me "people don't drive like that in Boston" I said great, this is canada and people don't follow another person in their car to yell at them. I hope he makes his way back down to America cuz we dont want him.
@Alana Banana Canada look I’d normally just believe that an American did some stupid shit because of the sheer stupidity of most of my fellow Americans, but nobody follows someone after a traffic incident and then yells “I’m from ____” wherever they’re from. That literally makes zero sense. Also why would someone from Boston be driving a Tesla in western Canada? You can’t rent a Tesla.
@ChristopherRobins420 its okay, I understand, it's the internet. What he said was "Well, I'm from Boston! And people don't drive like (you) there!!" He said that after I explained to him what he actually did in traffic, and then he thought for a second, and said, "ya I did do that". I mean he obviously moved here and lives here- I dono bud, it was a very weird experience for me too, he followed me for the whole 10 min drive to the pizza place it was right outta control lol.
Lmao how the loud "Ain't nobody do it like we do it" guy immediately starts rapping about having sex with someone else's lady like literally every other guy in this country who thinks they can freestyle. So cringe. Hilarious though. And the girl who reads books is super wholesome, gives me hope!
"The important thing is you have time to spend with the people you love", this is literally showing you are slaves...to take pride in something simply because it affords you freedom from slavery...this is not a reason to celebrate something...if anything it should make you question your narrative and reality, I get it, being comfortable means you are safe, but if being safe means living in a lie, why the hell would you choose that, particularly when it means the destruction of your eternal soul. I digress, but humans be stupid and programmed, as well as choosing weakness over truth.
It's just independence day. We have more respect for ours than say the Canuks or Aussies because we actually fought for our freedom while they just sat around on their asses like good little servants waiting for it to be handed to them lol
@Accidental Genius We had to prove ourselves first. The French didn't send supplies until we beat the British ourselves a few times to prove we were worth the investment. Turns out we very much were
Why? Nothing wrong with loving your country of origin, is it fucked up that a nigerian loves nigeria? A syrian loves syria? No of course not, what is more scary is the western people not understanding that sombodies love for their homeland doesnt inherently coincide with international politics.
y tu mama tambien is one of my favorite movies and the ending scene has the same song as the one at 1:51 "Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay"
it most likely is more famous than ytmt but i felt i wss going crazy when listening to it here
I swear I saw the scene with the guy asking for beer before. Is there a very similar scene in the channel 5 universe?? I'm very disturbed by this I'm so sure I've seen it before
it is so weird to me how men always refer to each other as men but refer to women as females. "you a man, you a man, you a man, shes a female, you a man" huh?
at 1:55 song is "watermelon in easter hay" by Zappa. just putting it here bc I know people be asking in yt comments and that snippet wasn't long enough to Shazam, hope this helps 👍
At 3:16 is that song Dark Bonefire by Derek and Brandon Fiechter's on album "Pumpkin Town"? Or at least one of there songs? It's very much sounds like it was composed by them.
It’s no good without Andrew…. It’s actually crazy how bad this is without Andrew……this actually makes me like all the other channel five videos less….please never do this again
1:30 what a shock! a self-described "White Ashkenazi" (the term itself is oxymoronic, but I digress) trying to re-write White history by saying AA was trans.
buddy as an american i hate to tell you, we both learned from one another and are using said learned tactics againts one another. :) enjoy your "freedom" while the fighting consist. :) love you sweetie.
dude said no one does it like Boston Gtfoh I had a manager from Boston in San jose ca he was always picking on the black guy stay classy Boston .how about them celtics lmao
1:29 Abigail Adams was the first trans writer of the constitution? I looked this up and see nothing about this, not even theories. Does anyone have any sort of context on this?
Actually the American Government still requires cashapp to report your annual statements, so don't get it twisted you will definitely have to pay for all the taxes on All INCOME you receive through there app. I think it's kind of misleading you guys saying Britain wouldn't tax it, because most people might not know that they do infact tax your Income through there and by you saying that could lead to people being irresponsible with it and getting a nice federal audit at the end of the year, but to be fair I don't even know if you guys knew about the tax thing 🤣 well now you do.
thank you for meeting the demand for your videos by scattering everyone about and everyone making shite. loving it. but makes me want more of the og shit w all of yall on the street at once. either way new patreon member incoming bouls
“If you don’t go out you can’t look back & say I lived that” vibes 😅 also “fendi bendi” hmmm should be arrested on site according to his amazing lyricism 😂😂😂💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Ben Franklin fought for my freedom to wear flip flops or sneakers as I please and I'll be god damned if I let some British bastard take that away from me. God bless America
Why the fuck are humans ok with alcohol being legal forever, and we're just now ok-ish with cannabis. This video shows why this shit needs to be outlawed!
I should not have been eating food when that Geronimo Stilton segment came on. I just spit fucking food all over my desk and now there's curry in my keyboard.
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Molly Zeff 37 yrs old your fact is false. she did a lot for woman's rights but I've found nothing about her being transgender or writing any of the constitution.
Yep, only in the US you can drink as much as you want. Also, I thought you aren't even allowed to drink in public spaces and you gotta use a paper bag for alcohol, lol.
Why care about the Queen and the Royal family?! 😂 maybe because if you see how they allowed religion to divide the royal family and the rest of society and Willy nilly pick the next monarch because of the religion they chose? Extremely interesting…
Too much editing what they are actually saying. Just to make it look like what? Everyone is crazy? Why so many edits..? Mixing up the stuff they are saying.
Bruh not cool making video about Ukraine at war and showing that "russia > America" footage afterwards. Why give russians more media time than they already have?
LOL........Geronimo Stilton is an Italian children's chapter book series written by Elisabetta Dami under the pen name of the title character.[1] Scholastic Corporation has published the English version of the series in the US since February 2004, and the books are published by Sweet Cherry Publishing in the UK.
east coast isn't funny no matter how hard you try. my jaw is just open like waiting to laugh. they are interesting like a donkey show like I can't look away, but not funny.
I'm pretty sure the "Abigal Adams" fact is little know because it's not true... like, she gave birth and then served as first lady... what's more trans than that?
The Russian guy didn't need to cover the mic to say Russia. We allow you to say that here. Now if you would have said America you may just have to stay here
I don't think he said boring- I think he said not funny. And I get that cause the funniest thing about this video is that people are wasted- people aren't ignorant enough to be as funny imo. There's a reason they can get an hour long vid out of the Trump truckers and a 5 min vid of Boston.
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Don't read my name.
0 likesBeen a supporter --keep it up, Andrew 🫂 Shout out to the unseen videos like this which have been there since last July along with other bangers only found on Patreon
1 like1:50 thats a vibe
1 likewhen the merch shipping?
0 likesoutz erh wif ma pill gromz ?
1 likei also don't think... but as well, i also think stuff, im Aussie what is 4th j , mrehhh 🤣
0 likesShout out to whoever picked Watermelon in the Easter Hay.
1 likeMan what is that Mac Dre song at ~45sec? I feel like its off Stupid Doo Doo Dumb or Al Boo Boo, but I can't find it! Also big props to hear Zappa's Watermellon in Easter Hay!
0 likesI love how he put the mic up to the cake
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Don't read my name 😑
2 likesChannel 5 is truly giving a voice to the soul of the nation
18 likesI like how it was scored by one of Frank Zappa's best guitar solos.
29 likes@ChromeDestiny right on. One of my favorite Zappa tunes.
10 likes@Benjamin Misiuk what's the name of the song?
0 likesHe was expecting a multi-layered response
6 likes@Ano nym Watermelon in Easter Hay, the original studio version is on Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III.
10 likesThat guy saying, "idzs chocklehcake" really took me back to the days where being all fouled up and having some delicious food you were going to destroy was just the best dang feeling in the world. You could tell the guy was truly satisfied in the moment and had complete confidence in one thing: he was going to eat his chocolate cake and it was going to be the best thing in the world and nothing else matters.
8 likesi also love that he did that thing aswell
1 likeSo you can hear how good it tastes
1 likewas that Hasanabi?
0 likes1:48
1 like@Don't read profile photo Ok
0 likes@ChromeDestiny was not expecting to hear my favorite Zappa song in this video.. lol
3 likesI too enjoyed this particular moment of the video
0 likesGeronimo Stilton books played a large part in my enjoyment of reading as a young child. It’s pretty awesome to see that those books are still reaching kids today.
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0 likesI really liked the dynamic font choices
54 likesThose books, The Magic Tree House and Cam Jensen were like my life-blood when I was little.
28 likes@Fatal Mesmer i was listening to magic treehouse audiobooks on here the other day! that shit still hits like NOTHING else fr
14 likes@DerpSquid that and the visuals will always be fun
5 likesand the little bios they had for thea stilton books were so cute too
3 likesfuck yeah man, Geronimo Stilton and Magic Tree House were the shit growing up.
3 likesthese books only came out less than 20 years ago.
0 likesIM MORE OF A MAGIC TREEHOUSE KINDA GUY
1 likeWait I was 100% sure Geronimo Stilton was only known here in Italy, so you guys know about that absolute beast of a mouse too?
0 likes@Pietro Pietro Tom and Jerry?!
0 likesY'know what, I'm really glad Molly found a hat that makes her feel sassier and more confident. Sometimes a hat is all you need!
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She knows what's up
26 likesThe hat did wonders for her confidence. I looked up Abigail Adams and still feel confused to hell at what she was saying.
55 likesTell that to the guy with 14 inches of hair
12 likes@Hartlei's Vanity But if you take someone with 14 inches of hair and put them in a hat.... Oooowee!
4 likes@Marshal Mitchel
6 likesYeah if someone from the other side of the political spectrum said stuff like that and called it fact, they would be called a Tin foiled QAnon Conspiracy Theorist.
I can totally confirm that an adequate piece of clothing can bring you lots of confidence and eventually wonderful things <3
5 likesMolly has been single her whole life
11 likesSo true.
0 likes@pedromedina93 not true, I'm married to her
0 likesThat girl’s love for books about adventurous mice is so pure and genuine! 💖 ✨ 💥
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All hail Geronimo Stilton
49 likesHAIL!!
5 likesI dunno man she seemed like she found the stash
10 likesOne of my favorite series as a child I read all the books
4 likesso fricken cute
2 likesGeronimo Stilton!!!
2 likes50 years from now she'll be president
7 likesBooks are dope yo!
2 likesThe channel 5 cast of characters continues to grow. Todays addition: dat cake
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I always joke that every time they go on a quest, they add a new party member
5 likesLets just keep it 55th
7 likesevery major city needs a channel 5 correspondent
0 likesNick, Evan and Andrew are the original 3 creators
0 likesThe interview with the little girl and her family is heartwarming af
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Yes that took me back to when I was little and bought a pack of the books from the thing you know the thing... Lmao
41 likes@youngchap the scholastic book fair???
76 likes@youngchap America?
8 likes@olivia landon The best part of my entire childhood
16 likesFr I used to read tf out of books back in the day
9 likes@youngchap I was too broke for the thing thing :( saw all the kids buy cool lunch box erasers and etc
2 likes@Mandiedukes I was in there stealing
6 likes@g. That's the American Dream
5 likeslmao ikr she was so cute!! reminded me of the girls i used to be besties/neighbors with in elementary school
0 likes@hix 117 hey books are still available if you weren't aware
3 likesThose are Indian people I guess
0 likesThat’s why they’re so curious 😂
@Tristan Mayer FOR REALL!!
1 likeYes 💡scholastic lol. When I used to actually read.
0 likes@Mandiedukes my mom was a single mom we always didn't have much money but I would do a lot of hustling I would mow yards pick up pinecones lol 1 time I sold a girl a paper spinner for 10 bucks well that 10 bucks ended up being her picture money, ended up in trouble at the principals
1 likeThe story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.
68 likesAs she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
I remember reading Geronimo Stilton as a kid! They were really creative and fun books
142 likesI look up Geronimo Stilton and it looks fun, the main character is like this rat that's dressed like Sherlock Holmes. Also the authors story for writing it is both sad and so admirable and Badass, Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.
182 likesAs she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories.
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Wow. Really nice story. Somehow missed it as a child, but might take a look now after these recommendations
5 likesNot just that, but the fonts are really a beauty to behold. Probably 10 different fonts/colors per page
1 likeThat little girl's pure joy for Geronimo Stilton makes my heart melt.
39 likesI expect MORE people in Boston to talk like they’re gonna pahk da cah in da cah pahk befoe da rain stahts!
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omg the living legend himself
38 likesYou are the expert on rain after all
91 likesTay Zonday I love you man
8 likesholy mother of all crossovers
17 likesHell yeah
3 likesLot of implants and rich people running the townies out to the suburbs.
11 likesChocolate rain 2
2 likesPahk da cah in havahd yahd and go pay the guy a quahtah foah some chowdah
2 likesI heard your voice as I read this
4 likesCan't wait for the Sam Hyde collab!
2 likesOnly a special breed of chosen New Englander may proudly possess one of the holy accents. You know this. These people are not them.
4 likesCan you stop being so beautiful Tay? Jesus Christ dude...
0 likesChocolate RAAAIIINNN
1 likeMore like befoah the chocolate rain stahts!
0 likes@Igor Camilo I thought this was a troll account for a second. It really is HIM!
2 likes*I put my sandals on before the rain starts to breathe*
0 likesBAUSTIN STRONG KED
2 likesIf Eminem was from Boston
1 likeHoly shit, we're in the presence of the king himself
2 likesAs I live and breathe! There is no greater feeling of validation than knowing TayZonday watches the same videos as you do.
3 likesThe accents of Massachusetts can’t be put in 1 box. Sure there’s the stereotypical ‘dropped R’ Southie accent, best portrayed by Jeremy Renner’s performance as Jem in The Town, but there is a WIDE variety of accents in the Commonwealth. Ranging from the absurd to no accent whatsoever.
1 likeMovies and TV exaggerate the hell out of that accent. Some people talk like that, but it's usually not quite so severe.
0 likesIronically the most Boston accents are heard in the Boston suburbs not Boston itself
2 likesSadly the accent is dying out
0 likesLow effort, damn tay
0 likesSay it publicly and you're insane
1 likeLol these people don't live in Boston. They all came to watch fireworks
0 likesYo I just watched chocolate rain I clicked on your channel and I instantly knew this wasn't a troll account
0 likesYou’re one of my favorite people in the world, and I say that with 0 irony
0 likesBefoe da 'chalklot' rain stahts...?
1 likeI wanna hear this from your voice now
0 likes@EJRawk spot on
0 likesLooool
0 likesStraight killed that Chocolate Cake edit by dropping that Zappa Watermelons In Easter Hay @1:52
26 likesThat little girl was so enthusiastic about reading that was cool
28 likes“It’s about being with people that you love.”
6 likesGotta respect it
“I bought a hat. I feel sassier and more confident when I wear it.”
38 likesSomething about that was so damn wholesome.
“ I changed out of my sneakers into my sandals. That’s what freedom is about.”
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i life in europe and yes... sandals = freedom!!! screw everyone who tell you to put on shoes... happy 4th juli from germany
21 likesI stand and salute that man.
3 likes@G and yet we cage our feet in the warm prison of white tennis socks
9 likesI wear sandals with socks and nobody can stop me.
5 likesGladiator
1 likeI laughed so hard at that part
1 likeMe when my wife ask me to go to the store with her
3 likesAnd the chocolate Cake
0 likesFor a country that loves firearms and gating education behind a paywall I wouldn't expect anything other than a hot take like that. You know, like the founding fathers wrote in the Constitution. The 32nd amendment: "Every man is free to choose whatever footwear he wants to walk in".
0 likesThis is what we're fighting for.
0 likesIn socialist countries, you need permission from the government to do that
0 likessome people should not have freedom
0 likesPeople outside the US cant change clothes whenever they want, freedom baby
1 like@Lame Duck Thanks to all brave American soldiers who fight for every citizens right to choose what type of footwear he/she decides to wear. Respect
0 likes“History never feels like history when you’re living through it”
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Deep thoughts
1 likeHonestly those dudes that dragged their drunk friend away and said “you guys got nothing to be proud of” are kinda chads. Like fr not letting their friend embarrass himself on camera is a good thing. Hope my friends would do that for me.
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Fr theyre like dont mind frank hes 8 beers in
5 likesi thought chad was an insult
1 likeI love these people going up to the group of people dressed as founding fathers with beers in their hands and treating them like they're a normal mainstream news station. "You've got nothing to be proud of" lmao
14 likesThe Geronimo Stilton books made me think that the pyramids were in America. I don't know why I thought that but the books are pretty cool. Never actually read one but got one as an early departing gift from 3rd grade when we got evicted.
8 likesThe Sneakers to Sandals Pipeline is what freedom is all about
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hell yea brother
23 likesDon't read my name 😑
0 likesmy brother, you might have just radicalised me. always thought about getting a pair of jesus sandals.
18 likestraded my 350s for foam runners and found inner peace
9 likesSomebody had to say it.
4 likessneakahs
2 likesSummer is the sneakers to sandals pipeline
1 likeit’s all about letting those puppies breathe
2 likes@Don't read profile photo don't worry bro, we aren't
5 likes@Don't read profile photo ok I'll just report ur comment as spam then
0 likesSadly i cant relate since im not from america. The shoe laws here are crushing me
0 likesDude Channel 5's crew vibes are on point!! I'm glad we're seeing more talent from the Channel!!
33 likesEverything about that cake sequence was pure art! Hilarious edit.
1 likeThose Geronimo Stilton books are actually pretty fire. I enjoyed them when my daughter was into them
3 likesI love how there's a bunch of people at the start saying "we're done with people from a different part of world telling us what to do" and "why should I care about Britain" etc. All in the present tense. Very interesting insight into a mindset, I think.
3 likesGeronimo Stilton is an American patriot. God bless.
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Says the guy with a British actor on his avatar.
16 likes@Untold Says the guy with a British actor on his avatar.
65 likesi still have most of the books!
14 likesYep Italian book is totally a symbol of American patriotism
42 likes@Gobtec Ok ... You drunk as well..
2 likes@Abradolf Lincler Pretty sure British American independent at that point.
2 likesDon't read my name 😑
0 likesGeronimo Stilton is italian...
23 likes@Untold no it's just Italian. Not British not American, just Italian
12 likes@Abradolf Lincler As American as the Statue of Liberty!!! 🇺🇸🙏🏼🕊
10 likes@Abradolf Lincler Oh..
0 likes@TZAR POTATO I have more books than you and they’re better books objectively
1 likethose books were my childhood
1 likeam i tripping but wasn’t this clip part of another video i swear i saw it before
3 likesfake fan, real ones know that geronimo stilton isn't even american 🙄🙄 his nationality is mouse, obviously 😒😒
4 likesThe story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]
4 likesAs she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
@can she's French tho
1 likeI read those books like crazy when I was younger 😄
0 likes@Untold Americans are just british people with a different hat
0 likesIsn't he an Italian mouse?
0 likesBateman??
0 likesWhats crazy is that the British ran away from their own King, got here tricked the Indigenous people from this country, murdered them, and created the same chaotic government they fled from... the irony
3 likesAll my life thought geronimo was british...
0 likes@bernardsanderson fair enough, solid point
0 likes@Mindfulnessorganix Exactly: Italian Geronimo Stilton is as American as the French Statue of Liberty.
1 likeAs another commenter put it, and better than I could have "We dont get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often"
2 likesSo thank you, thank you Andrew and squad for a little Watermelon in Easter Hay to cut through the symphony of cacophonous ignorant dip sticks who unfortunately represent our nation, captured in this high water mark of American idiocy
"Gave em midz and told em was Runtz" shit had me crying of laughter.
1 like"I gave him mids and said it was runtz"
5 likesThis guys really out here doing people favors
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Remember dat
0 likesthe 2 homies did a good job, please keep it up. its a nice more lowkey downtempo kind of vibe and im all for it.
5 likes"Gave em meds and told em it was runtz, remember that"
4 likesthe courtroom stenographer is typing
America's most trusted reporter is back at it again! Always a pleasure.
3 likes"i like America bc i like the books" that has to be one of the most wholesome interactions I've ever seen 😭
1 likeTbh I’m pretty shocked that there are Geronimo Stilton books outside Italy, I recommend them those books were my childhood
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they were very popular here in Singapore too
1 likeThey were popular in Canada as well
0 likesGod I love this channel man! Everything that Andrew, Nic, and Evan do is just awesome. I can't wait until the next video!
0 likes“Gave him mids and told him it was runtz” lmao. The accuracy
0 likes“The Indians didn’t help them cook shit. They killed em.” 💀
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~ Facts 2022
0 likesShout out to Eddie Munson for being the greatest bard of all time!
3 likesHearing Frank Zappa as background music for a cake close-up was not in my bingo card for today, but here we are
5 likesHoly shit I use to read Geronimo Stilton back in elementary. Glad to hear kids still enjoy that series
4 likesHistory never feels like history when you’re living through it.
0 likesThat little girl's enthusiasm for a book was adorable. I had to look it up just out of respect for that joy.
0 likes1 second in and we're already freestyling. I'm so fucking ready
4 likesThe girl excited to talk about her favorite book is just precious.
0 likesSometimes I want to make a positive change in this world, then I watch Andrews videos and give up hope.
0 likesNowhere else on earth can someone switch from sneakers to sandals without facing persecution, God bless 'murica
5 likesThe Russian man saying Russia in a hushed tone is hilarious
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If Russia hears him say russias better than America then Russia will Russia him im Russia its a Russian concern
85 likesTrying to be nice on 4th of July 😂
45 likesDon't read my name 😑
0 likesWhats funnier is that this was before Russia invaded Ukraine too
6 likes@A …
19 likes@A no it wasn't it was 2 days ago
26 likes@Alex no I swear I saw some of these clips before today when they were teasing it for patreon
3 likes@A you gotta be joking right? 😂
13 likes@Alex bro this has been out since last july on patreon
20 likes@Alex Wrong, Andrew records these several months in advance
3 likesGive him a break, he's still getting used to the whole freedom-of-speech thing
3 likesit's from last year then? was there 4th of July last year? also I don't see them wearing masks...
0 likesРаша!
0 likes@A so it's from 2013?
0 likesLol the Frank Zappa lick coming on when opening up the cake killed me
4 likesI love that he holds the microphone to the chocolate cake, just in case it has something really important to say
0 likesI was just thinking the other day I'd love to see the rest of the crew doing interviews! This is baller
0 likesToday I learned-
2 likesSneakers? No.
Sandals.
That’s what freedom is all about.
1:49 he brought the mic up to the cake, this is the journalism I'm looking for in life.
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Channel 5 always does that with inanimate objects I love it
21 likescake might have an opinion... we don't discriminate here
22 likes🤣🤣🤣
0 likesYes
0 likesAnd it sounded like Frank Zappa
26 likes@Dom Frank Zappa's Watermelon in Easter Hay, from Joe's Garage (1979)
12 likes@Dom Every time I bite into a piece of Cake that sound bite is going play in my head now.
3 likesDude was so proud of his cake.
5 likesChannel 5 ALWAYS finds the "best" people to interview, I love this channel
0 likesThat unexpected Zappa zoom on the chocolate cake. Pure genius ahahah.
2 likesThese interns are great. Keeping the channel 5 vibes!
1 likeWhen that guy accused you of hiding the pbr from him, paused and asked for a cigarette with a thousand yard stare
0 likesI felt that
These guis are doing great. Glad to see some more meme content like this. Needed this.
0 likesthis is just like the Saved By The Bell episode where the gang works at the Malibu Sands and during the Miss Liberty Pageant the contestants are asked the true meaning of the 4th of July
2 likes“Gave em mid and told him it was Runtz” has me dying
0 likesThose Geronimo Stilton books probably helped a lot of kids with their reading, they were popular even 20 years ago.
0 likesThose kids where so cute! Love them! Shout to that hat lady and that cake.
0 likesI love the final line of the video "what is the fourth of July" because it poses a question, and doesn't give you an answer, leaving you to draw your own conclusions based on the things you have seen in the rest of the video.
0 likesi feel like everyone has one friend that looks like Evan.....
1 likeI hope someday we can all own a hat that makes us feel the way Molly does
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ikr
2 likesSomething out of Disco Elysium
14 likeswhat super annoying?
2 likesGod bless America and the freedoms we take advantage of everyday while living in this great nation.
0 likeswow, this video really captures the zeitgeist well. the guy that was like "obviously there's sum bullshit! goin on" spoke, i really felt like this video was made yesterday.
0 likesThe tiny excerpt of Zappa when the cake is revealed 😭💀😂
1 likeI could watch this one over and over and over...and Andrew wasn't even in it. There is just something about working under the auspices of "Channel 5" that guarantees excellence.
0 likesMan if only I had some kind of app that would allow me to send money in the form of cash for making such great content.
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CashApp, the best way to send Andrew Callaghan money so he can keep entertaining us!
53 likesDon't read my name.
2 likes@TheKevinHermon-- Or just support on Patreon
12 likesLike a peer-to-peer type app!
8 likes@Don't read profile photo dont be a funny and games
3 likes@bradley163, think of it like a bank
4 likesPaypal? Patreon? Youtube super thanks? Maybe the big homie accepts donations or he thinks it's corny like bums beggin' on the streets. Who knows.
0 likesbannerlord man
3 likeswhen we playin bannerlord?
2 likesSwish
0 likesI don’t understand, why can’t Americans just transfer eachother money? Why do they need all these apps
3 likes@Don't read profile photo youre a step behind. Your name should be dont read my name and you should write dont read my comment. Etc
0 likescashapp... and patreon.
0 likesBoy, oh boy is there something I have to tell you
0 likesThis was very dream-like, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't sleeping
1 like"The Indians didn't come over here and help them cook shit, they killed 'em." I think he's got his holidays confused 🤔🤣
0 likesWe need more evan & nic holiday specials 🙏
0 likesThe way he put the mic to that chocolate cake explained everything I love about this channel in one strange fleeting moment.
1 likeBut I am trippin so like
Gotta admit, the Watermelon in Easter Hay sample caught me off guard. Well done.
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Same!!! Don't get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often!
20 likessame haha
3 likesFor sure. Totally.
3 likesSince it was cake, would A Little Green Rosetta be more apt?
7 likesI'm so happy to see many more are still listening to this album!!
2 likes@ROLtheWolf Nah man, Muffin Man seems the obvious choice here :)
3 likes@Teddy0567 It's still great, but probably not in my top 5 Frank albums.
0 likesI’m actually shocked no one has ever charged the camera 😂
0 likes"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe it" - this guy doesn't believe any science/history books or news reports or anything if he isn't there to witness or experience it for himself. That is an interesting way to live your life. If a tree falls over in the forest and he isn't there to see it...did it really fall over?
0 likesThese cash app interludes get me every time.
0 likes1:51 playing zappa just unlocked a new level of respect for him in me!!!
1 likeHoly fuck not only is this the best news channel on earth, they throw in the "Watermelon is Easter Hay" drop Y'all are too many fuckin' flavours of awesome
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I was having the hardest time trying to remember what song that was thank you!!!!
4 likesI damn near fell over after hearing it
8 likesThe second I heard Zappa I was like "Holy shit I knew Andrew Callaghan had class but I didn't know he HAD CLASS," my man
15 likesRight on
1 likeNo joke. I was mad impressed at that.
1 likeWas looking for this comment! Guess I'm listening to Zappa for the rest of the week
6 likes9/4
1 likeI got excited when I heard that, I was listening to it with my dad the other day
1 like@T 8 + 10 / 4
1 likeUNBELIEVABLE
0 likesnever heard that but i listened to see what was up
0 likes@R M whatd you think?
1 likeWe have all run into the “can I get a cigarette” guy before. Haha
0 likesHappy Birthday to the cool parts. I drink to forget about the bad. Everyone’s got the day off, might as well spent it with people you want to rather than the people who make the day into pomp and circumstance. Just enjoy the beer and fireworks, this place is old asf good or bad it’s kinda unreal to think about.
0 likesOkay but Abigail Adams being trans sent me down the rabbit hole. I can't find a single thing about that claim but I pray that hat woman is writing a self published novel about it
1 like0:17
0 likesWhat an absolute PATRIOT. I can just feel the no taxation without representation energy coming from him. I bet 4 shillings he was on his way to the harbor to thow british tea in it.
I like that you put at least one kind and rational person in all of these
0 likesWhoever let Andrew and the Boys have free reign on the Cashapp sponsorship ads got a raise.
0 likesAndrew will always be the #1 but it’s nice to see Nic and the other guy every once in awhile too
0 likesLovin' that Zappa drop with the cake. Respect.
1 likeI love that he puts the mic to the chocolate cake lmao
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itschoclacake
1 likewith the zappa in the background it’s just beautiful
7 likesexcellent Watermelon in Easter Hay clip, paired well w that cake, really powerful moment boys keep up the good work
0 likesI'm happy to see nic more confident and out after getting put on 55th street
0 likesAmerica: Celebrates how it stopped another country from telling it what to do.
0 likesAlso America: Tells every country what to do
"...and we forget that history never feels like history when you're living through it."
0 likesdamn homie, shit's true af. put that shit in a book or some shit.
1:52 Zappa’s “Watermelon in Easter Hay” wow love this channel even more now!
1 likeWasn't expecting watermelon in easter hay to start blasting at the chocolate cake reveal - Channel 5 never failing to raise the bar
0 likesHearing Frank Zappa in a Channel 5 video is something I never thought would happen. But here I am smiling ear to ear
0 likesImpressive use of ‘Watermelon in Easter Hay’ love it!
0 likesSo hyped they got the founding fathers working for channel 5 🤩
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The founding fathers were British - I detect Irony.
1 likegreat job from the channel 5 crew capturing the mixed sprits and feelings on the 4th of july
0 likesThank you for all the entertaining videos Andrew!
0 likes"gave him mids and told him it was runtz" is real as fuck
1 like"we in the city of Boston, ain't no other city like this" *all his homies are wearing Yankees caps*..tf happen to ya'll, Bean Town? that's blasphemous right there.
2 likesthese videos make me even happier that I got sober
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I don’t wanna live if I can’t ingest thc
17 likes@Max bro what
24 likesit's called moderation
7 likesCongrats man! Getting sober is no easy thing so good job!
44 likes@Airwreck it stops being moderation very easily for a lot of people
42 likes@Dylan Delury that means I don’t wanna experience life without the thc colored glasses
3 likes@Max He said 'sober' as in alcohol and drugs. not 'unmedicated' as in no cannabis. Thanks. Your welcome. God Bless. But God isnt real. Its just an expression. A dumb one. Sure.
10 likes@SonicYouth1979 huh?
11 likes@Max they're saying don't talk about bud like it's a drug. It's medicine for a lot of people. Framing it like that is why red states still want to keep it illegal.
10 likes@MaxI know..
2 likesI could drink a crate of beer and still not act as even remotely as stupid as the people in this video. It’s not the alcohol, unfortunately. It’s way worse than that.
3 likesyeah but framing it as strictly medicine makes it sound like there’s no negatives to it, it’s something in between a drug and a medicine
1 likeIt has the opposite effect for me 😂 being lit is so much funner...
1 likeCongrats on the sobriety, man. If that makes you happy then I'm glad for you.
1 like@TheOnlineGorilla Easier said then done, but that's why you don't do drugs to escape pain
1 likeFr shts scary out here
0 likesChanging into sandals from sneakers is 100% what freedom is all about
0 likesAs a Canadian I can totally get behind kicking the monarchy out of our government
0 likesHaha 2 seconds of Zappas "Watermelon in Easter Hay" for that piece of chocolate cake! 🍉👍
0 likesLove hearing watermelon Easter hay pulling out the chocolate cake
0 likesgeronimo stilton sounds like a good read. Thank you random girl for recommending
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It's a out a mouse
7 likesJust to let you know there are a ton of books in that series, so many it might feel overbearing.
19 likesThe story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]
8 likesAs she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.
@Daniel Lado it's so good though
2 likes@Alex
0 likesDid you copy and paste that? Because I recognize that [3], lol.
@Joaquin Mijares this nigga said a out a mouse lol
2 likesI've sometimes wondered how whole unlit cigarettes wind up on the ground, and now I know.
0 likes“If I wasn’t there to see it, I don’t believe in it! What is it? What is the 4th of July?” Andrew is right, the east coast isn’t funny lol
0 likesAlways great stuff from Channel 5.
1 like3:45 saying "ay, you guys got nothing to be proud of" to people on the 4th of july is kinda fire lowkey
0 likesNice Watermelon in Easter Hay tease thrown in there. Frank stood up for freedom!
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I caught that too, Frank Zappa is the model
7 likesIt made me so fucking happy. Channel 5 are legends
4 likesHell yes!
1 likeWas NOT expecting a Zappa song. Didn’t know it was possible to love Channel 5 even more.
0 likesBest channel on YouTube! Every single video is fire 🔥 Big up from Italy 🇮🇹
0 likesThe Geronimo Stilton part gave me the feels. Love that
0 likesThis is the most unearthly episode, so spooky.
0 likes"Don't fool yourself, everybody wears a costume."
120 likesFrank Zappa
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Nah man. Some people go around with an open face
1 likeIs that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
0 likesNever thought I'd hear watermelon in Easter hay in a channel 5 vid. Kudos!
0 likes4th is genuinely just a good time for friends and family all it’s for not political shit or fireworks from China
0 likesDrunk people and the 4th of July, name a more iconic duo
1 likeYOO IM HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE NIC INTERVIEWING PEOPLE AFTER SOOO LONG
0 likesI was hoping we could get a few words from the cake when he pointed the mic at it.
0 likesGeronimo Stilton was the best part of this video. Maybe you guys should start asking kids about their favorite books whenever you interview them kinda like there’s always atleast one person who drops some bars
0 likesMan I can’t believe you put watermelon in easter hay over chocolat cake! Props!
0 likesThat Watermelon In Easter Hay clip after the cake comment is PERFECT
0 likesJust saw you on Hot Ones, Andrew. Great to see you blowing up and getting the recognition you deserve!
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Lol where is he? i swear i didnt even SEE him in this vid.
26 likes@Chris Broatch Wrote the comment before I realized he wasn’t in it lol. More of a appreciation-comment to the channel as a whole. Nick and Evan are great too, of course.
45 likesIndeed!
0 likesThanks man much love!!
1 likeCan't believe I saw him on hot ones yesterday so crazy, congrats youngster.
2 likes@Gabe Dinnell 😂😂 huh? then who did you see? smokin dat good glass b careful
0 likesThat 2-3 second of zappa just explains everything lol
0 likesJust a suggestion, this would’ve been a great opportunity to promote indigenous perspectives on US nationalism and colonization.
0 likesThat child passionate about books earned this video a like
1 likeDamn, big shoutout to the editor who put Frank Zappa in this one, I knew that guitar riff anywhere even if it was short enough to avoid copyright.
0 likesBig ups to all my Geronimo Stilton enjoyers👍🏼
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Geronimo keeps it 55th
3 likesNo BS, that little girl was so hyped for that Geronimo Stilton I am about to look it up.
2 likesThey way you ended on that question was amazing
1 likeFound Andrew on Hot Ones and now this is my new favorite YouTube channel
0 likesHoly shit throwing in some Zappa over that chocolate cake part A++
0 likesThere’s more variety of drugs than people in this video 😂
71 likesi loved Geronimo Stilton as a kid! nice to see kids still reading it
0 likesPeople unironically wearing OBEY shirts are just something else
1 likeI changed out of my sneakers and into my sandals to watch this. Freedom achieved.
0 likesThe song choice for the chocolate cake was perfect. What a tune.
0 likesYooo Geronimo Stilton was so sick, all the different font styles they used in those books made me wanna be a designer!
0 likesThe more of these I see the more I'm convinced that the US can't possibly be a real place.
0 likeschocolate cake with the Frank Zappa drop??
0 likesjust when I thought I couldn’t love Channel 5 more
Holy fuck. They played Watermelon In Easter Hay by Frank Zappa when the chocolate cake got shown off. This channel is so amazing.
0 likesI miss andrew but i like you guys too bruh glad to see new people come on with the same vibe
0 likesimpressive how quickly this dropped.
0 likeslike 15 hours after filming.
That one guy is a good friend. Even though I love this and channel 5 that dude is 💯for pulling his homie off camera and telling off the crew. His buddy was wasted. Good for the crew for not giving him a beer 😂 PBR rules. Happy 4th you American degenerates 😘😂
0 likesThe guys at 3:45 saved him from.... Asking nicely for a beer and a cigarette
1 likei like how there’s nothing to be learned from this video i love it
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i feel you lmao
3 likesBeauties in the eye of the beholder. Always some to learn
10 likesbro idk about you but i learned the entire plot of a whole geronimo stilton book
67 likesi learned that abigail adams was trans
19 likesSame, it's just America being America. Nothing really surprising in the video, just entertainment.
6 likesThis is a PSA to stay sober kids, and rant responsibly.
8 likesI learned something…. FREEDOM!
0 likes@Fopenplop yah like literally she was trans and umm like she had kids but men can get pregnant and uhh like yahh there's no evidence to prove she wasn't trans so like umm yahh literally
0 likes@Grant you killed the bit
2 likesJust like Boston
0 likesSo I assume you already knew about Geronimo Stilton?
0 likesman, when he put the mic up to the cake... i felt that
0 likesLove how he moved the mic to the cake
0 likesguy saving his friend at 3:44 is a legend lol
0 likesDamn that last question does hit hard and yet so many people forget what's it really about. They just see it as an excuse to party...
0 likesThere is war in my country right now, but USA seems to be even more chaotic :D
31 likesCHeers from Ukraine. Thanks for actually visiting us right after shit hit the fan, Andrew, kudos
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Wish u the best dawg 🇳🇱 🇺🇦
2 likesStay safe, stranger, much love.
0 likeshe had me at 'alcohol infused ice-cream'
0 likesAyyyee editor! I see you with that Watermelon in Easter Hay solo in there with the cake! Respect
1 likeHope you guys hire more people. More people = more content. More content shows the world how totally insane America really is, the awesome parts but also, the absolute nonsensical dualities you guys deal with. So we can avoid them, hopefully.
0 likesTHe people that this channel interviews are the inspiration for morrowind npcs.
0 likesYet another powerful rap to add to the legendary channel 5 collective, it's like a secret ability of his lol he can get anyone to rap for him
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since I started watching Andrew I just figured the states are just like that
7 likes@Luka Smolcic yeah it's about right tbh
1 likeNever read that comment before what a unique perspective
9 likes@Jethro Rogers thanks I try my best 🙏🙏
4 likesthe white rapper theory, if you will.
1 likeToo bad that dude is straight awful
0 likesOld footage tho from past year
0 likesI wouldn't call that rapping.
0 likesI can confirm that Geronimo Stilton and the Kingdom of Fantasies is some peak literature
0 likesHoly shit, I forgot about Geronimo Stilton. I used to love those books as a kid.
0 likesI feel sassier and more confident when I wear it.
0 likesI see what Andrew meant on hot ones when he said “the east coast isn’t funny and the west coast is funny”
0 likesI genuinely enjoyed the summary of Geronimo Stilton.
0 likesi felt it when he put that microphone to the cake
0 likesYour editor is a goddamn genius
0 likesMolly Zef has been known to me for 7 seconds, and I already can't take any more of her.
0 likesI officially petition the Supreme Court to amend our laws to make Ginuwine's Pony the National Anthem.
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Supreme Court doesn't make or change laws, they just interpret the specifics of how the law should work / be upheld, when they come into question.
1 likeDrafting and passing legislation is the duty of congress... but those dickheads can't get anything done.
The government, in its current state, has ceased to function - at least in its intended purpose. In the spirit of July 4th, which is, effectively, to say "F*ck this shit!" - We The People shall convene the Third Continental Congress as the provisional body of government until elections take place. As the first and only matter of this session, Pony has been ratified as the new National Anthem, unanimously, with 2 of 2 votes in favor.
The British still putting their hands in my pocket.
0 likes– Australian
The final question hits hard. I am still looking at my screen, wondering what is the fourth of julaye. I am French.
0 likesI feel like I saw this video over a month ago I definitely remember the guy asking for the cigarette and the beer and the dudes tell him we don't have any more beer
0 likesDevastating news for the guy to hear they don’t have any more PBR’s
0 likesI'm feeling that chocolate cake love!!!
0 likes"I changed out of my sneakers into my sandals. That's what freedoms about."
0 likesWhoever picked Watermelon in the Easter hay, I fucking love you
0 likesAaah yes. In European countries we are known for not having the freedom to wear Sanford or drink
0 likes“Harry styles” had me busting out laughing
0 likes"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe in it" - Red hat prodigy
0 likesexelente video muchachos, pure quality
0 likesbro i cant believe my man couldnt get a pbr. freedom relies on the willingness of others to cooperate.
0 likesAndrew slaughtered the wings of death. YOU THE MAN ANDREW!!!
14 likes"If i wasn't there to see it, I don't believe in it." .... That man can vote :)
0 likesNo cap, the Geronimo Stilton fantasy adventure one was S tier.
2 likesI had the copy of the first volume. Not sure how many total volumes there are.
Loved it as a kid. Loved the entire Geronimo series in general.
Rat gang! Sheesh
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Ong geronimo stilton and dear dumb diary were some of my go to books in elementary
0 likesI FUCKING LOVE GERONIMO STILTON!! Bro I used to binge tf outta those mouse books 🙏🏻🙏🏻
0 likesGreat Watermelon in Easter Hay drop. Also awesome video as always!
0 likeslove the nick and evan special episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 likes1:52 that Frank Zappa guitar lick caught me off guard !!! I’m dying hahahahah
0 likestfw you've got nothing to be proud of but you gotta get that man a light
0 likesThe zappa clip when the dude showed the chocolate cake was just 🤌
0 likesWatermelon in easter hay, in that chocolate cake transition made me stoned immediately
0 likesgod bless the geronimo stilton girl and her family
1 likeMore Boston content PLEAASSSEEEE
1 likeBoston still holding a grudge against the Brits💀💀💀
2 likesDid not expect to be reminded of Geronimo Stilton through Channel 5, let alone the Kingdom of Fantasy series lmfao
0 likesGreat Content as usual 👍🏻🇺🇲 HAHAHAHA
0 likesThis is exactly how we outsiders imagine America is like
0 likes"I feel sassier when I wear it" same girl
0 likesWish they went towards the Esplanade but there were probably too many people. Love seeing Channel 5 in Boston
0 likesGreat video, as usual. Glad to see you guys didn't shill for crypto in the ad for this one.
0 likesI always agreed that 'history never feels like history when youre living through it' - until COVID/Poss WW3/Massive sociopolitical tensions and polarization - seeing the President incite a literal Coup etc...i DEF felt like i was living through it tbh...
2 likesThis is a nice, classic channel 5 vid. A solid return to pure goofy American shit.
0 likesNice to see a video from last year if you're a Patreon subscriber --good to really see the benefits to supporting like videos never shown on YouTube for free as well as extended cuts.
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fed
4 likes“gave em meds n told em it was runtz” goes crazy
0 likesThat Harry Styles bit at the end just about killed me.
0 likesWhen the Black guy was talking about Prince Harry and the lady said Harry Styles and he agreed with her...I felt that
1 likeA great encapsulation of America right here. Good stuff
0 likesWatermelon In Easter Hay?!?!?? This channel gets better and better
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Nice to see other people hyped about Zappa❤
9 likeshell yea, my favorite zappa song. i had to rewind and make sure i wasnt going crazy.
1 likeI like to think that there's hope since there are still people like that mom with her kids and the black guy left.
0 likesyou gotta get the dynamic range under control on these videos god damn
1 likeWhy did he put the mic close to the chocolate cake like he’s gonna interview it? lmfao
0 likesglad to see Nic and Evan on camera
0 likesIsn't saying "Fourth of July" exactly how the Brits would want us to say it...
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Oh my god… that’s one hell of a shower thought.
16 likesWe tried our best to shake our British founding, but we couldn't shake everything. Like how we still use that pointless extra U in some of our words such as glamour
17 likesLmao
0 likes@The Boulder takes issue with that comment thank god we didn’t take their food trends. They literally have a ‘toast sandwich’ as an actual English recipe
3 likes@Jason Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that reaching example, toast sandwiches were an item during the great depression...
0 likes@Ricardo Webb Oh ok cool. Because their traditional beans on toast is sooo much better. LOL
5 likes@Ricardo Webb I imagine you are a fan of British cuisine. Could you tell me what is a good example of a British dish? I am genuinely curious. I've only ever had Australian when there for a month and thought it was very similar to British (especially their breakfast) and it was not very appetizing.
0 likes@Jason beans on toast with some runny egg yolk is fire
1 like@Mike D roast beef with mushy peas and Yorkshire pudding is the flagship british food item. Or a steak and Guinness pie is pretty nice.
1 like@Sup Wit It Productionz Lmao wtf ew
0 likes@Jason traditional american food is basically just British stuff as well though. Beef, pork, toast bread, cider and beer, cabbage, etc.
0 likesI mean hell, all that frying we do is straight from Scotland. There's a reason why Scotland is also the fattest country in Europe lol.
This is both brilliant and depressing
0 likes"I changed from my sneakers to sandals, that's what america is all about."
0 likesMolly Zeff: woke weenie alert. Guarantee she owns at least 2 cats.
0 likesGeronino Stilton true embodiment of the Italian American pride
1 like"What to a slave is the fourth of July" —the guy at the end of the video and also maybe incidentally Fredrick Douglass
0 likesFrom competing with sidetalk to imitating them
0 likes3:56 I love that we just randomly have B.J Novak cameo in this video
1 likeI feel like this is the kinda shit Andrew was ripping on in the hot ones interview haha
0 likesThere’s no musician more American than Frank Zappa, that was an excellent little music cue
10 likesB town obviously has some good runts and Imma gonna start reading Geronimo on Stilts or something like that and break out my sandals for freedom's sake!
1 likeAh yes, Prince Harry Styles of England. The most musically gifted Royal.
0 likesMe: Mom, can we have Mike Patton?
0 likesMom: We have Mike Patton at home.
Mike Patton at home: 4:04
“My grandfather came here, and I now I just drink the fuck as much as I want to” - you’ve made your grandfather proud, sonny boy.
0 likesDude at the end is valid. The concerned native americans knows this holiday bs.
0 likesAmerica is on its down fall without a doubt. Happy 4th of July
1 like“If I don’t see it, I don’t believe in it. What the 4rth of July?” 🥲 Words.
0 likesI just like 4th of July for the Fireworks, Food, Drink, Weed, and Women.
1 likeWhen they dropped the Watermelon In Easter Hay at the chocolate cake it solidified a like
20 likesI ain’t watch anything without Andrew in it
1 likeIf you don’t go out , you can’t look back and say wow I lived that ! !
0 likesThose little kids are easily the smartest people in this video!
0 likesThat dude was fiending for a free beer, then he dropped his ciggie... pain
0 likesIn a letter to his wife on July 3rd, 1776, John Adams wrote, "It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shows, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more."
55 likesHe mentions fireworks for celebration all the way at the beginning. I think it's cool to see people celebrate in all those same ways today.
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In a reply letter to her husband on July 4th, 1776, Abigail Adams wrote "But what about changing from sneakers to sandals though???"
36 likesIt may be the only dream the forefathers had for the country that actually still exists in it's modern form.
3 likesThe Chinese may have invented fireworks but by god did Americans embrace them to the fullest
1 likeGave him mids told him it was Runtz, remember that...
1 likeBeing someone else who is living in Boston, where'd you go to find these drunks?
0 likesYou guys did that cashapp ad in the most channel 5 way possible hahaha
0 likesFor the billionth time, Andrew found a random wannabe rapper who's dropping super shitty bars. Do they fid him or does he find them? Its one of the biggest mysteries of our time.
1 likelove to see channel 5 branching outside of just andrew doing interviews. more content for us
93 likes1:29 that hero just saved his extended family
0 likesWhy did the chocolate cake create a romantic moment?😂
0 likeszapp’s music will never disappoint
0 likes4:17 may be the stranger things marathon talking, but this guy looks like Will.
1 likeThe inclusion of Frank Zappa's 'Watermelon in the Easter Hay' made my day
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Same here
1 likeI love Zappa so much ❤
0 likesSame
0 likesSame for me. Kinda like when my local college jazz station played Waka/Jawaka on the radio. It was a real moment.
0 likes@Chris Little
0 likesLocal college jazz stations are the best!
Mine would play everything from Swedish rap to NYHC depending on the time of day.
Im out here with my pilgrims, im out here with my... AH AH YOU HESITATED YOU KNOW BETTER
0 likesAin't no way the woman with the little kid can see shot out of those glasses😂😂
0 likesLoved the frank zappa's little inclusion
0 likesGoddamn great ending.
1 likeChanging out of your sneakers into your sandals is what freedom is all about baybee
0 likesGlad to hear Geronimo Stilton still goin strong
0 likesAndrew has been awful quiet since this dropped
0 likesI live in the Metro area yet have a stronger Bostonian accent than these city folk.
1 like"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe it." Incredible
8 likesFun fact: fireworks are illegal here but we all smuggle them from New Hampshire and set them off anyway
0 likesim still trying to figure out what that lady meant by abigail adams being the first trans writer of the constitution
3 likesThat part at 0:44: History is made by humans. It is the past we live threw and can't relive. History is just a reconstruction of the past from our (or the historians) point of view
0 likesThere’s so many broken eyes and glassy hearts out there — lol, “🎼ain’t that America”
0 likesI feel that chocolate cake moment...
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My highass did, too
1 likebro this is literally just how boston is on a normal weekend just add fireworks for the 4th
0 likes“ i gave him meds and told him it was runts … remember dat “
0 likesnearly a quarter million views in less than an hour; congrats man
0 likes"What's his name? The cool one, the one who is cool, the one who is married to MaKoOs..."
0 likes"Harry Styles."
damnit i wish this was 4x as long XD
0 likesHow do they find someone to rap in front of the camera in every video.
0 likesI'm glad to be an American because I have the freedom to move to a different country.
0 likesThey died in sneakers so that we may wear sandals.
0 likesPs Molly get at me,
—also nice Zappa ‘Watermelon in Easter Hay’ quickdrop lol
"whats that?"
8 likes"its chocolate cake"
--holds microphone up to the chocolate cake.
Have no idea how the redcoats lost to these guys.
0 likesthe cake spoke and it sounded just like frank zappa. amazing
0 likesJoey Salads lost cousin Joey Coleslaws @4:00
0 likesIf there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s FIREWORKS BIITTCCHHHHH!!! YEAAA!!
0 likesThe chocolate cake only exist in the imagination of the imaginator
0 likes@1:49 What a beautiful moment
0 likesIt isn't the Fourth of July without drunk incoherent/inarticulate rambling.
1 likeAlso a bit of context regarding the guy saying Russia is better than USA. This footage is actually from last year, so the invasion of Ukraine hadn't happened yet. I'm willing to bet a significant sum of money that man has changed his mind since time of recording.
1:50 Watermelon In Easter Hay & Chocolate Cake. Best 4th ever...
1 likefeel like im having a fever dream watching this
0 likesI agree with that little girl, Geronimo Stilton books are certified hood classics
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and not even american
0 likesNice "Watermelon in Easter Hay" moment
0 likesI'm glad to hear that Harry Styles and Meghan Mackles are enjoying their new life in freedomland.
0 likesAlways a good day when Andrew uploads
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Don't read my name.
0 likesThis is from last year tho
3 likes"gave him mids n told him it was runtz"
0 likesnice
Boston seems like Denver skatepark but actually entirely exclusive
0 likesThat chocolate cake looked crazy
0 likesWhat Andrew said on Hot Ones about east coast people not being funny is very evident on this video lol
0 likesgreat video like every time
0 likesI highly approve of the burst of Zappa at 1.51.
0 likesngl this ones a miss for me. I love channel 5 for representing the crazy shit in American in a funny way, but with an emotional core at the center of it. This one fell kinda flat. It wasnt super wacky or about something serious. This wasn’t even about a specific event it was just 4th of july.
8 likesdont get me wrong this channel is amazing and yall do such important work so i mean no disrespect to yall. keep doing what your doing <3
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This one a flop fr
0 likesDamned colonials need bringing back into line.
0 likesHoly shit, I'm picking up a copy of Geronimo Stilton's adventures right now!
0 likesYo this night I dreamed that I was studying computer science in china and andrew was in my class talking to a bald guy !
0 likesI was holy unprepared for that Zappa sample holy shit 🤣
0 likesthis editing is killing me 😭😭
0 likes“I changed outta my sneakers, into my sandals. That’s what freedoms about”
5 likesDUDE WHEN THE CAKE GUY CAME OUT THEY PLAYED A CLIP FROM A FRANK ZAPPA SONG I NEVER EXPECTED THAT OUT OF ANYONE NOWADAYS THATS INSANE
0 likesI literally NEVER want to spend 4th of July there. Come to Tampa Bay next time.
1 likegave them mids and told them it was Runtz.....who can forget that?
1 likeEveryone in Boston just seems ready to fight
0 likesChannel 5 always comes in clutch when I’m bored
41 likesIm tired of living during historic times, I wrote with my brand new phone while sitting in the a/c drinking a coke after eating fillet mignon
0 likesah yes, real freedom. changing your sneakers to sandals.
0 likesThis video is probably the best Geronimo Stinton advertisement ever made
0 likesLook I think we can all agree that Harry Styles. Well said my man.
0 likesGeronimo Stilton absolutely slaps
1 likeDude at the end spit the truest shit
1 likeGod bless America! 🇺🇲
0 likesI'm out here w my pilgrims 😅😅 I cant take that guy serious lmao
0 likesLove your stuff. You guys are the GOATs, keep it comin!
6 likessomeone off cam: harry styles
0 likesthe man: there we go hes cool
Lol
GOD DAMN boston folk are really just built different
1 likeJust remember kids, Christopher Columbus discovered Americ....I cant...I just can't do it anymore
0 likes“Which ones better?”
1 like“Russia”
even the children seemed totally drink for some reason
1 likeWhoever picked water melon in Easter hay by frank zappa for that half second interlude.
0 likesThank you
these guys are fuckin golden
0 likesThe cake was heavenly
0 likes🩴 sandals = Freedom 🇺🇸 💣
0 likesChocolate cake and Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa. Beautiful. Thank you
0 likesShe was so proud of that hat
0 likesThat zappa part with the cake hahahah
0 likes0:55 "Somebody almost died, but that's what life's all about yo."
0 likesGeronimo Stilton is actually goated
1 like"tired of people who are from another place/country telling us what to do" oof well oh boy
0 likesYo, that was some Frank Zappa when they showed the chocolate cake! Watermelon in Easter Hay!
0 likesWhat's the 4th of July?
0 likes... He's on to something there.
Not the quality I've come to expect from channel 5.
2 likes01:23 lmfao, I love him
0 likesI bet you the English people watching by this point are celebrating the independence of the USA too
0 likesThe watermelon in Easter hay got me
0 likesThat Zappa sample tho! 🤣👏
0 likesThe downward slide continues. When you guys going to produce something good again???
1 likeidea -- what if yall got a female to do some interviews. unless i missed it i feel like it's never a lady always a gent. it would be interesting no??
0 likesMic on the cake was actually unhinged.
11 likesI see what Andrew was saying about how east coast isn’t as funny
0 likesHahahahha i love when he covered the mic “Russia “
0 likesIm start using "im out here with my pilgrims"
1 likeharry styles and makhul, the power couple we never knew we wanted
0 likesfire.
20 likesobviously prefer vids with andrew in them but totally makes sense and they can cover more. fuckin love it
Holy shit, Andrew with a beard!!
0 likesI legit bought Geronimo Stilton after watching this video.
0 likesWhen you see the video is less than five minutes long 😔 😭
0 likesBruh I totally forgot about Geronimo Stilton that girl just brought back so much nostalgia lmao
0 likesGreat debut for Evan
0 likesAm I the only one who caught the Zappa song at 1:51? Never thought I'd hear Watermelon in Easter Hay on Channel 5. Just more confirmation y'all are cool
0 likesAl Harrington out there in Boston living the dream
0 likesAm I out of touch or has this channel descended into complete madness? I can't understand anything anymore.
1 like1:52 I appreciate this appropriate use of Watermelon in Easter Hay!
8 likesShout out that lil girl for putting me on to good literature
0 likesI’m so happy there’s some Zappa in here
0 likesYES the Frank Zappa tune at 1:51 💪💪💪🤝🥶
1 likeWe want Andrew back, who are these clowns ?
0 likesYo love the energy of mosher and Evan!
3 likesLmao I think that last guy was thinking of thanksgiving and not the Fourth of July
0 likesIsn't this from last year? Could have sworn I've seen some of this footage before.
0 likes"You guys got nothing to be proud of" lmao sir what
0 likesI appreciate the zappa solo from the cake
0 likesA guy from Boston tried to run me off the road in his Tesla the other day, then followed me to my destination to yell at me, and let me know "IM FROM BOSTON!!". I am in western Canada.
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I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for $1000 Alex.
3 likes@ChristopherRobins420 well, it definitely did. He followed me to correct me on my driving when he was in the wrong... and then told me "people don't drive like that in Boston" I said great, this is canada and people don't follow another person in their car to yell at them. I hope he makes his way back down to America cuz we dont want him.
0 likes@Alana Banana Canada look I’d normally just believe that an American did some stupid shit because of the sheer stupidity of most of my fellow Americans, but nobody follows someone after a traffic incident and then yells “I’m from ____” wherever they’re from.
1 likeThat literally makes zero sense.
Also why would someone from Boston be driving a Tesla in western Canada? You can’t rent a Tesla.
@ChristopherRobins420 its okay, I understand, it's the internet. What he said was "Well, I'm from Boston! And people don't drive like (you) there!!"
0 likesHe said that after I explained to him what he actually did in traffic, and then he thought for a second, and said, "ya I did do that".
I mean he obviously moved here and lives here- I dono bud, it was a very weird experience for me too, he followed me for the whole 10 min drive to the pizza place it was right outta control lol.
Lmao how the loud "Ain't nobody do it like we do it" guy immediately starts rapping about having sex with someone else's lady like literally every other guy in this country who thinks they can freestyle. So cringe. Hilarious though. And the girl who reads books is super wholesome, gives me hope!
0 likesget that man some PBR damn it I know you're hiding it you sneaky finks
0 likesNice Zappa inclusion on the chocolate cake! I hear that shit!
0 likesCompared to your usual fare it was a lot of fun to just see a rainbow of people out getting drunk and talking trash
0 likesFuck yeah dude that girl knows what’s up, Geronimo Stilton is an OG
14 likesIm still waiting for my Channel5 T Shirt that I ordered weeks and weeks ago
0 likesChannel 5 out here dropping snippets of Watermelon in Easter Hay.
0 likesrelly didnt give the man a pbr, looool. great content thanks. the cig id eternally waiting to be lit
0 likesYour 20 minute+ videos get way more attention than these.
0 likesThe chocolate cake moment was really special
3 likesHit us with that Zappa guitar solo
0 likesGeronimo stilton is a good book series tho no lie, used to read that in elementary school
0 likesThe Russia part killed me fam
0 likesFor anyone who's actually wondering, no Abigail Adams was not trans.... Lol
0 likesThe cake with the Zappa music killed me lmao
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The way his drunkenness caused him to slur “chocolate cake” killed me lmao
0 likesI can't wait for the 30 minute hasan reaction
0 likesOh my god the chocolate cake with the Zappa in the background
0 likesWhat, Andrew had to take sick leave after Hot Ones? ;D
0 likesit’s not a channel 5 video unless at least one person raps.
0 likesalso Geronimo Stilton slaps.
This is a certified classic
4 likesHomeboys should stay behind the camera. All for the extra content though.
1 likeGuy covered the mic and said Russia 🤣
0 likesBig Ups To My Man Geronimo Stilton We In The Trenches
0 likesRespect the Zappa riff
0 likesMan's really thought he did something with the "then why are you still filming me"
5 likes1:51 Shout out to Frank Zappa's Watermelon in Easter Hay!
0 likes"Harry Styles" fucking killed me.
0 likesDidn‘t know Harry Styles is married to Angela Merkel. This video is educational.
1 likeI swear I saw that clip of the guy asking for a beer before, is this from last years 4th of July perchance?
0 likesTheres definitely an epic metaphorical interpretation of the sneakers to sandals endeavor somewhere out there
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Come home George. Dad isn't angry anymore just please come home we're worried about you.
2 likes1:30 - Citation needed.
0 likesSeriously, I went looking for any academic literature and came up short. Anyone have a link to a peer-reviewed historical study?
Siri, show me an example of Boston education standards...
0 likesGuy at the end is asking the questions that matter
0 likes1:50 Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa
0 likesthat cake looks pretty good, too
Chocolate cake guy is my spirit animal now.
4 likes"The important thing is you have time to spend with the people you love", this is literally showing you are slaves...to take pride in something simply because it affords you freedom from slavery...this is not a reason to celebrate something...if anything it should make you question your narrative and reality, I get it, being comfortable means you are safe, but if being safe means living in a lie, why the hell would you choose that, particularly when it means the destruction of your eternal soul. I digress, but humans be stupid and programmed, as well as choosing weakness over truth.
0 likesgave him meds & told him it wuz runtzz. REMEMBER THAT!!
0 likesThanks, Molly Zeph 😂😂
0 likesNote to self: avoid Boston.
0 likesAppreciate the Zappa bite!
7 likesWell, there's a reason Iraqis have sandals now
0 likesYo that was Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa for a second there. He'd be ashamed of what America has become.
0 likesThe frank zappa moment. 🤌🤌
0 likesThat chocolate cake Zappa bit is heat
0 likesi never really stopped to ask myself "what is the 4th of july?"
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Set down the bong
5 likes@J. woh how did you know I was holding a bong thats crazy!
2 likesIt's just independence day. We have more respect for ours than say the Canuks or Aussies because we actually fought for our freedom while they just sat around on their asses like good little servants waiting for it to be handed to them lol
4 likes@CheeryMike hes dutch, he can sense the weed
2 likes@The Boulder takes issue with that comment haha wow! Ya didnt even do it alone, aussies did.
0 likesThe fourth day in July...
0 likes@Accidental Genius We had to prove ourselves first. The French didn't send supplies until we beat the British ourselves a few times to prove we were worth the investment. Turns out we very much were
3 likes@The Boulder takes issue with that comment wasnt talking about the french!
0 likes@Accidental Genius Then clarify? lol
0 likesLOL love the Watermelon in Easter Hay
0 likesLast man asking the real questions
0 likesI wish I met these wackos last night!
0 likesBro wearing a blink 182 shirt and a Mohawk dude a time traveler 🤣
0 likesDamn right! Love this channel!!
3 likesAYO CAN WE HEAR MORE BOUT THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE THO
0 likesdennis rodman at the end spoke facts
0 likesWtf hasn't that Geronimo Stilton bit already been featured on here or am I going crazy
0 likesGeronimo Stilton is actually the shit bro
0 likesThe video we needed not what we deserved.
3 likesthis is giving me existential anxiety
1 likeMasterpiece
0 likesTheres not better accent than a Boston accent 💯
0 likesdid my bro actaully just use frank zappa's "watermelon in easter hay" in this video?????
0 likesdid not expect to hear a frank zappa riff. Respect
4 likesI cried watching this
0 likes"the indians didn't help them cook shit!" das it! das de troof!!
0 likescant believe i missed channel 5 in my city 😭😭😭
0 likesI didn't know "pilgrims" rhymed with "n****a son" but I do now
0 likesthe Russian guy putting the microphone down and whispering into his face “Russia” with a smile was terrifying lmao
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Why? Nothing wrong with loving your country of origin, is it fucked up that a nigerian loves nigeria? A syrian loves syria? No of course not, what is more scary is the western people not understanding that sombodies love for their homeland doesnt inherently coincide with international politics.
1 likeSmh world is so full of hate
@Molo Mono It’s the way he said it that was… a bit strange. No matter what country he said, the way he said it was weird lol
3 likes@Molo Mono I think they just said this as in like. It was funny lol
0 likes@Molo Mono yeah all good, so long as they don't go to the country then say they hate it after they grant them entry
0 likesVideo needs more Andrew.
1 likethis reminded me a lot of Insomnia with dave attell
0 likesI don't believe in any part of history I wasn't there to see!
0 likesy tu mama tambien is one of my favorite movies and the ending scene has the same song as the one at 1:51 "Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay"
0 likesit most likely is more famous than ytmt but i felt i wss going crazy when listening to it here
Boston! My town. Pure class seeing it on this channel
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Who from Boston uses the phrase "pure class"?
3 likesBro I've been reading Geronimo Stilton since I was able to read it's great
0 likesgeronimo stilton kingdom of fantasy was a great frickin book
0 likesThis channel gets the best of people, the worst, and everything and everyone inbetween
0 likesthem hot wings made Andrew gain some weight on god
0 likesHarry Styles randomally passing the vibe check in Boston on 4th of July 😭😭
0 likes1:15 Epitome of the American spirit
1 likeWatermelon in Easter Hay! What a nice Zappa song!!
0 likesKinda mid for a channel 5 4th of July interviews
0 likesReally classic video. Just pure American inebriation
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That was tame to the parties I attended yesterday here in Ohio. I'm still hung over lol
1 likeI knew Gernonimo Stilton was going to come up based on the title
0 likesIm from Boston,damn this is so true XD
0 likesI dont understand i feel like half of this is secretly from 2021 or im time traveling or sth.
0 likesDude’s freestyling was so atrocious nobody is even bothering to waste their time flaming him in these comments.
0 likesDown bad.
Damn wasn't expecting that Zappa!
3 likesGeronimo stilton was so epic damn
0 likesDoes anyone think Nic, looks alil like Jake Gyllenhaal younger brother? Which would make Nic Gyllenhaal?
0 likesLooked like Independence Day to me
0 likesBro it’s been YEARS since I’ve heard of Geronimo Stilton
0 likesShoutout to my #1 adventure boy, Geronimo Stilton.
3 likes1:52 would've been more accurate if it was watermelon, but I appreciate the music
0 likesWho knew i would be reminded of Geronimo Stilton through channel 5
0 likesI want andrew on this
0 likesgave em mids and told em it was runtz, remember that
0 likes“And I have a hat”
0 likesyo Geronimo Stilton kicks ass tho no cap
0 likesHe was keeping it 55 back in 2007
I swear I saw the scene with the guy asking for beer before. Is there a very similar scene in the channel 5 universe?? I'm very disturbed by this I'm so sure I've seen it before
0 likesIm sitting here, still trying to figure out what the fourth of july is
0 likesFuck yeah I’m pumped you were in Boston on the 4th
0 likes1:51 Zappa and cake go hand in hand
0 likeswhy does the look of these videos always feel like they're from 2013
0 likesCash app, the best way to pay your taxes to the British Commonwealth, or they take your land. Not this time! Happy Birthday America
0 likesLMFAOOO using watermelon in easter hay was the strangest fuckin surprise ever. ily editor
0 likesI wanted that hoodie so bad ftp
1 like‘If I wasn’t there to see it, I won’t believe is’
0 likesOk so what about the first and Second World War? Like, what the hell is Remembrance Day lol. What is it for???
finally representation of my city
0 likesGave em mids and told em it was Runtz 💨
4 likesEvan kinda looks like Ed Kowalczyk from the band LIVE
0 likesIf you turn off the main stream media news and just get offline and hangout America is still the best fucking place in the world
0 likesam i tripping or did the geronimo Stilton part come out a year or two ago?
1 likeI'm pretty sure the Geronimo Stilton author is Italian
0 likesit is so weird to me how men always refer to each other as men but refer to women as females.
6 likes"you a man, you a man, you a man, shes a female, you a man" huh?
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its 2022 woman is an offensive word
1 likeWatermelon in Easter Hay @ 1:52
1 likeRespect. 👍
Do you know who i think is cool?
0 likesThe.. the.. the son.. the cool one
The one who is married to Markel
"Harry styles?"
That one!
💀
Geronimo Stilton genuinely fire books
0 likeswas not expecting Watermelon in Easter Hay but i can dig it
0 likesMan i cant be dealing with only 5 minute channel 5 vids man, I need moreeeeeeeeeee
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now you know what it's like to be with a 5 minute man
0 likesshoutout Geronimo stilton, my man still going to this day
0 likesThe watermelon in a Easter hey clip respect
0 likesLove the blink 182 shirt
1 likeGeronimo Stilton slaps, I heard Cash App is the best way to purchase every Geronimo Stilton book and give them to people on the street
0 likes"Fuck the Queen" 👌😂
3 likesMy man!
Is this some older footage or did i imagine seein the guy asking for a PBR in a vid from awhile back before??? Swear ive seen this before
0 likesdamn it, Andrew I havent caught up since Complexcon
0 likesGeronimo Stilton is the shit.
1 likedifferent vibe than andrew. but lovely all the same
1 likeHarry styles is the best prince though. Just the same, can't believe he pulled such a babe as Angela Merkel.
4 likesGeronimo Stilton books were so good
0 likesi just wanted to mention her favourite book - geronimo stilton . is italian
0 likesI worry we have an education crisis in this country...that is already in full swing..
0 likesThe Blink hoodie!! 😂😭
0 likesthe sanest americans are immigrants lol
5 likesChannel 5 cinematic universe poppin' off
0 likesGeronimo Stilton was the shit
1 likePLEASE tell me you guys were at Anime Expo.
1 likeIs there anything more American than peddling boozy ice cream to a random man with a mic and a wig outside a bar. I love this country
0 likes0:25 funny when Americans say sth like that👌😅
4 likesMy whole personality is that I gave her mid and she thought it was runts 😩yaaaa hearddd bing bong I’m from New York jajaja
0 likesgeronimo stilton is an italian book 😂😂
0 likesAh yes, my favourite royal family member, Harry Styles.
0 likesabsolutely lost it when i heard zappa
0 likesThere were six shootings in boston last night on fourth of july. Glad they safe!
4 likesReplies (2)
would it really be an american holiday without one
3 likesor maybe just day but w/e
Celebrating like real Americans 🤦
0 likesat 1:55 song is "watermelon in easter hay" by Zappa. just putting it here bc I know people be asking in yt comments and that snippet wasn't long enough to Shazam, hope this helps 👍
0 likes1:51 solid use of zappa
2 likes1:16 Bro got the dogs out in public💀
0 likesWow, a FHRITP here in the year of our lord 2022. Amazing.
0 likesI don't know man, this video's vibe was kinda off. Without Andrew or Sidam, it just doesn't feel right.
3 likescovers mic “Russia” 😂😂💀
0 likesAt 3:16 is that song Dark Bonefire by Derek and Brandon Fiechter's on album "Pumpkin Town"? Or at least one of there songs? It's very much sounds like it was composed by them.
0 likesNot a Boston mass video without DJ!!!
0 likesIt’s no good without Andrew…. It’s actually crazy how bad this is without Andrew……this actually makes me like all the other channel five videos less….please never do this again
0 likes1:51 yo is that Watermelon in Easter Hay?
3 likesThat harry styles bit killed me
0 likesLove the frank Zappa in there lol
0 likesIs Evan related to Andrew they kinda look alike or is just me that thinks that.
0 likesDoes Andrew have a goddamn beautiful beard?!
1 likeLet’s goooo, woulda been nice to have a longer vid tho
8 likesReplies (4)
Bro it was yesterday
5 likesDon't read my name.
0 likes@Don't read profile photo I won’t
0 likes@John Ingram that’s facts but still only less than a 5 minute video? Shoulda just not edited it, I know that’s not an option but still
0 likesthe true meaning of the 4th of july is i drink 6 margaritas
0 likesMagic treehouse shits on Geronimo.
1 likeI feel like this is a Walmart version of channel 5
0 likesGAVE EM MIDZ TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ,
1 likeMEMBER DAT'
At 1:35 I thought she was giving us her gamertag MollyZeff37
3 likes@2:19 This guy is really adamant on drugging people.
0 likesAndrew , your my favorite reporter, tell your boys to do better
0 likesHow tf u always get someone to rap lmao keep up the good content
1 likeMaybe next year you’ll be interested in Canada Day
0 likes00:20 i’m from britain and very happy to watch the slow decline of the “greatest country on earth” into all out civil war
4 likes3:36 sheesh he doesn’t need anything else
0 likes4:05 is me watching this right now lol
0 likes"he's a man he's a man she's a *female*" oh nooo
0 likes2:40 I HAVE THAT ONE YESSS …. It's originally Italian tho
0 likesGod bless America 🤘
3 likesThat one girl said abigail adams was trans and I cant find anything anywhere that even agrees with that sentiment let alone proves it lol
1 likeThis episode was so mid
0 likesFallout 4 players having fun in the commonwealth
0 likesTHERE IS NO WAY THAT GUY IN THE CASHAPP SEGWAY ISNT RELATED TO ANDREW
0 likes1:30 what a shock! a self-described "White Ashkenazi" (the term itself is oxymoronic, but I digress) trying to re-write White history by saying AA was trans.
6 likesReplies (1)
my thoughts exactly, it played out so well it felt like parody
4 likesDid she just call prince harry harry styles?! LMAOOO!
0 likesDude at 4:04 looks like if Pete Davidson starred in Home Alone (Macaulay Culkin)
1 likeWhen's the next merch drop
0 likesChocolate cake song (1:51) is "Watermelon In Easter Hay" by Frank Zappa, but a little sped up
0 likesYo I looked up Geronimo Stilton and that shit looks like something I would have read the hell out of when I was a kid, girls got taste.
0 likesSomeone really said Harry Styles 😂
1 likeGave em mids and told em it was Runtz? Come on fool, don't be ripping Boobie.
1 like0:24 idk why the moment i saw this person i was like hell yeah
0 likesdamn y’all got the video up quick
1 likeGeronimo Stilton goes hard no cap
0 likeschocolate cake guy is my favorite
0 likesthanks for the quick zappa watermelon taster
0 likesPlease drop Yeat interview also this video funny af
0 likesi really like this guy with the red hat
0 likesprops to the watermelon in easter hay sample
0 likesBruh I really tried to find anything on Abigail Adam’s being trans but I think this woman is just out of her mind
0 likes3:58 that joey salads lol
0 likesThis is a wholeass TV network now
1 likeGot check out some Geronimo Stilton, thanks for the recom little girl!
0 likesboston forever. BING BONG!
0 likesThe guy at 3:57 reminds me of Ryan from the Office
2 likesBeing anti American during the 4th? Edgy
1 likeMolly zeff is my inspiration because she bought her hat
0 likesI could've swore I saw this video before
0 likesAww heck yeah! Geronimo Stilton!
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON!!! Kid knows what’s up
0 likesBruh I'm 2 hours from Boston missed this 💀
0 likesinternet says that there is 62 independent independence days in-depending from that same empire...
0 likesGeronimo Stilton goes hard
1 likeThat cashapp ad,
0 likesis that Aaron Jake-Rodgers Gyllenhaal?
WE WANT ANDREW!
0 likesWE WANT ANDREW!
geronimo stilton was my shit as a kid!
0 likesThat girl didnt lie Geronimo Stilton books were that GAS when i was younger
0 likesStay safe bro. I know its not Ukraine but still
0 likesWe're doomed 🤣🤣🤣
0 likesI feel like I’ve seen this before
0 likesSheesh, Andrew was right. East coast people aren't that funny lol good piece of journalism though.
0 likes"Remember dat".
0 likesThanks man I will :)
pretty tame this time haha
0 likesholds mic to chocolate cake
0 likesIf they only knew what happened in 1997.
0 likesThanks for that watermelon in easter hay
0 likesHere we see the American in its natural habitat. Drugged up, outside at night, and standing in groups laughing…
0 likesCash app seems so cool
0 likesJournalism or just filming parties at this point? 🤔
0 likesGIVE IT UP FOR GERONIMO STILTON! :D
0 likesvideo should have been 7:04 long
0 likesBruh Abigail adams was the presidents wife lol this lady is in a different dimension
0 likesWe need Andrew
0 likesWe need links to the background music used
1 like1:55 dude looks like the main character from Disco Elysium
0 likesthat little frank zappa was a nice touch 1:51
0 likesThe guy just trynna bum shit off you😂😂😂😂
0 likeswhats the 4th of july
0 likesHey, you guys got nothing to be proud of.
0 likesMy man said yes to harry styles 💀
0 likesRare Zappa moment 1:50
0 likeswish i loved anything as much as that girl loves a mouse 😔
0 likesloved that little Zappa sample, tysm
0 likes1:04 Guy looks like a cross between Legolas and Stavros Halkias
0 likesWatermelon in Easter Hay!
1 likeIs that... the Silent Hill Background sound??
0 likes4th of july time of drunk and high
0 likesCake with ice cream?? Yummm
0 likesYesterday is history
0 likesTommorow is mystery
Today is gift
Thay whay it.s called present master oogway.
Frank Zappa song… hell yeah
0 likesHonestly this sucks without Andrew . It’s fun to hear the drunk people but the whole appeal of the show to me was Andrew.
0 likes1:51 a quick nod at chocolate cake and Frank Zappa i see u
0 likesThat last guy was the block profit
0 likesBoston is every skatepark after 8 pm
0 likesI guess Harry Styles is royalty now.
0 likesI love you channel 5
0 likes2:38 her bright future is set in stone already... Immigrant mentality
0 likeswhich ones better america or russia "russia"
1 likebuddy as an american i hate to tell you, we both learned from one another and are using said learned tactics againts one another.
:) enjoy your "freedom" while the fighting consist. :) love you sweetie.
Love the town of Bussin
0 likesi dont know why i thought this was sidetalk for a second
0 likesShoutout to Hassans cake!
1 like0:25 oh the irony of an American saying that
0 likesWhats that ?
0 likesIzzz choclake cake
Im dying lol
What a great use for a zappa tune
0 likesI swear I saw this exact video like a year ago. Is it just me?
0 likesEvil Noah Schnapp be like 4:00
1 likeI LOVE Geronimo Stilton 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
1 likeSo much of this video reads like a The Boondocks episode
0 likes4:03 😂🤣🤣
0 likesAlcohol is a hell of a drug
0 likesPeople seem a bit on edge with in this one
0 likesChocolate Cake at 1:51
0 likesEnjoy~
Free nic from fantastic caverns
0 likesWatermelon in Easter hay!
1 likethere's been bull shit going on sens the us was started lmao LOOK INTO YOUR HISTORY
0 likesDude loves Russia surprised he didn’t get stomped
0 likesAm I crazy or is that Geronimo Stilton bit from a way older video?
0 likesbless u molly zeff u look great in that hat
0 likesdude at the end quoted fred douggie im dead :skull:
0 likesThank u for the Frank Zappa 🤌
0 likes1:28 hey bud we're in AMERICA. You don't have to cover the mic to say Russia is better.. You can just say it. Yell it out loud if you want.
0 likesGeronimo Stilton sales are now skyrocketing after this video
0 likes1:52 epic frank zappa song i appreciated it
0 likesYOOOO GERONIMO STUSSY WAS MY CHILDHOOD
0 likesgeronimo stilton is a cultured choice
0 likesMajor dejavoo with the dude that got pulled away
0 likesThe Russian dude lol 😝
0 likesThis girl talking about Geronimo Stilton is valid
0 likesNice, they used A Frank Zappa Song!
0 likesI worked for a family from Framingham. They were the cheapest rich people I have ever met. Cheapol
0 likesAbigail Adams was the TRANSformer of the constitution. All Spark 4 life. YOURE WELCOME.
0 likesThe child says she "likes America because it has books".
0 likesEverybody was cool except for that black hoodie rapper who thought he had bars but did not.
2 likesThe genre you are watching right now is adorable ignorance / affirmation by subversion.
0 likesharry styles is cool, very true and very wise
0 likes1:49 holy shit it's Alex yiik
1 likePretty sure I heard some Arizona Bay in there
0 likesGave em MIDS n told em it was RUNTZ
0 likesYo Andrew Callaghan with the fuckin' Watermelon In Easter Hay? Are you a Frank Zappa person ? DOPE
0 likesWho put the Zappa sample on the bit with the cake @1:52 because fuck yeah
0 likeswtf why did I laugh at chocolate cake
0 likesIts about 1:30 here Andrew, I believe my guest said, John Quincy Adam's mother was trans
0 likesI assume he did a Craig’s list posting for “stupid assholes in Boston”
0 likes1:22 🤣
0 likesGeronimo is about to blow tf up
0 likesi'm out here with ma pilgrims
0 likescash her straight in the app
0 likespoints mic at chocolate cake
0 likesthe cake was NOT a lie
0 likesGuy at 4:06 looks like a pete davidson and joey salads fusion
0 likesHarry styles got the OG co-sign
0 likes2:42 isn't geronimo Stilton an Italian comics ?
0 likes@ 1:54 bro put the mic to the choccy cake like it finna talk
0 likes1:15 old man morfs into Seth Rogen
0 likesFrank Zappa Watermelon... amazing.
0 likesCan it be called Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan with no Andrew 🤔
0 likeswasnt this on patreon from last fourth of july?
0 likesthat Black Napkins snippet tho
0 likesgeronimo stilton is italian <3
0 likeswatermelon in easter hay cameo!
0 likesGerinimo Stilton is awesome tho
0 likes"white ashkenazi" thats cap fr on god, that not bussin... not bussin at all XD
0 likesim going to read geronimo stilton on god
0 likesCan I get a cigarette? LOL
0 likesthat cake though
0 likesThis is my only source of news.
0 likesthese guys are alright but where is Andrew?
0 likes1:49 LMAO
0 likesAnother video, another person freestyling lmaooo
0 likesAnyone know the ambient background mucus they used?
0 likesAt 1:49, does anyone know where the music is from?
0 likesThe Frank Zappa tho
0 likesclassic C5 bomb, slowly defusing
0 likesNic and Evan? Nic, Evan. Nic Evan. Nice Van.
0 likesWhy is that guy wearing a sweatshirt that says File Transfer Protocol?
0 likesGeronimo Stilton was the shit
0 likeslast guy a real one
0 likes"you got nothing to be proud of" shhhh biiiiii-
0 likesGeronimo stilton is goated
0 likeswait, who was the second trans writer of the Constitution?
0 likes1:28
0 likesFOR MOTHA RUSSIA!
I know I seen that geranamo Stilton clip before
1 likeWatermelon in Easter hay !!
0 likesWatermelon in Easter hay, nice
0 likesGeronimo Stilton you say? Sold.
1 likeDude, fucking Watermelon In Easter Hay over the chocolate cake ahahahahah
0 likesYooo they used Watermelon in Easter Hay!
0 likesShit, this was right by my house
0 likescig dude’s friend seemed pretty peeved that they bothered to dress up in traditional colonial attire.
1 likeThe Zappa cake bit was pure bliss ty Channel 5
0 likes-- Harry Styles? "There you go". 😭😭😭😭
0 likes1:30
0 likesWell colour me surprised xD
Boss Status 3:59
0 likesClassic
0 likesIt was my birthday, but I’m Canadian so it’s cool
0 likes3:41 true bros
1 likethis one kinda missed the mark for me
0 likes"gave em meds and told em it was Runts"
0 likesNgl this was trash cause who bites into a pill like a Runt candy
It's too bad Runtz are the only weed in existence now. RIP all other weed.
0 likeswatermelon in easter hay frank zappa😏 great choice andrew
0 likesSomeone get Roddy Broke tf off the mic. Dude ain’t got Runtz apparently.
0 likesWe drank and lit sh!t on fire for the USA!!! F*ck yeah!!!
0 likesFrank Zappa Watermelon in Easter Hay!!!
0 likesi love boston
0 likesThe cake is a lie!
0 likeswe want andrew
0 likesZappa watermelon in Easter hay cameo
0 likesHonestly we fw molly
0 likes‘Harry styles’ 😂
0 likesKid Likes Geronimo Stilton?
0 likesBASED
BOSTON REPRESENTS!!!!!!
0 likesI feel like I've seen this before..👀
0 likes"Harry Styles" 😂
0 likesNice throwback to zappa
0 likesAndrew looks different
0 likesAndrew made these videos 🤷🏾♂️🙏🏾
0 likesLol at Watermelon in Easter Hay
0 likeswas that a frank zappa solo clip?
0 likes3:14 isn't this guy from Jackass?
0 likesdude said no one does it like Boston Gtfoh I had a manager from Boston in San jose ca he was always picking on the black guy stay classy Boston .how about them celtics lmao
0 likes1:55 Watermelon in Easter Hay
0 likesDamn bro hit me with that TRASH App
0 likesZappa watermelon in Easter hay channel 5 crossover?
0 likesWhat is the Fourth of July? Really makes you think…
0 likeslook at that chocolate cake boy hahhah
0 likesAbigail Adams had like 12 children lol how could she be trans? hahaha
0 likesboston has more than 4th of july drunk people this is an average night
0 likeshow you just gunna blip Frank Zappa in der like that
0 likesFrank zappa 😂👏🏻🤙🏻
0 likes0:17 FAX IVE BEEN SAYING THIS
0 likesMind numbing lol
0 likes0:25
0 likesGuy literally dressed like punks in UK did 40 years ago and yapping shit about "other countries telling us what to do", probably mean UK.
Could have just gave the guy a pbr
0 likesdef a weaker episode but appreciate it.
0 likesThat was sufficient
0 likesGeronimo Stilton slaps
0 likesGlad Ive never been to Boston
0 likesShout out to Watermelon in Easter Hay
0 likesYeah cash app taxes you instead of king George
0 likesAndrew Callahan looks different here I still fw it tho
0 likesLmaoi that FHRITP reference
0 likes1:48 Chhalkkkilte cake.
0 likesBOSTON STAND UP
0 likesBro I thought it was Pete Davidson at first
1 likeCash app is taxed now tho
0 likesWATERMELLON IN EASTER HAY?!!??
0 likes1:29 Abigail Adams was the first trans writer of the constitution? I looked this up and see nothing about this, not even theories. Does anyone have any sort of context on this?
0 likesReplies (1)
Probably joking or drunk lol
0 likesYup, thats a blink 182 fan for ya
0 likesok so for anyone else who's having intense deja vu some of these clips were posted a year ago on the clips channel
0 likesReplies (1)
you are NOT insane
0 likeshell yeah boys
0 likesFinally my people
0 likesslipped the Zappa in there...
0 likesthanks for the zappa song at 1:51
0 likesMy 4th of July was ruined since I live by Highland Park. Fuck this whole holiday now. Can't even go to a parade to enjoy the holiday.
1 likeOh god I went to high school with the kid from 4:15
0 likesNO THE DAY I DECIDED NOT TO GO TO BOSTON
0 likesAyeee benjiiii😂😂😂🤘
0 likesNew channel 5 hosts just dropped
0 likesWatermelon in patriot cake
0 likesShoutout to Watermelon In Easter Hay
0 likesNo Sidam no party.
0 likesYou a man, you a man, she's a female, I'm a man.
0 likes1:52 Watermelon In Easter Hay
0 likesAnother banger
0 likesgeronimo stilton is lit
0 likesHa ha, Harry Styles. Brilliant.
0 likesDawg hire me for ya mexican correspondent
0 likesbro i thought that interviewer was joseph costello for a sec
1 likeNot some random guy thinking this is a real news station “you got nothin to be proud of man” lmaooooo
2 likeswow you used a Zappa song!
0 likesSide characters are trying to hard
2 likesRappers… every time
0 likesWas that Boston Pete Davidson?
0 likesAin't nobody talking bout no Boston music lmao
0 likesChannel 5 Multiverse is growing
0 likesWas that a little zappa?
0 likesdid u guys see fireworks?
0 likesin love with the man at 3:55
1 likeIs it weird that I keep thinking the guys from the thumbnail are the Chainsmokers?
0 likesIs it weird that I keep thinking the guys from the thumbnail are the Chainsmokers?
0 likesChannel 5 without Andrew Callaghan 👍
0 likesTHE CIGARETTE NOOOOOOOOO!
0 likesGAVE EM MIDS & TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: FENDIBENJI1
0 likes" remember that"
0 likesnice Zappa quote
0 likesAh yes, prince harry styles
0 likesThe kid from staranger things at the end
0 likesYOOOOOO thats a good song @ 1:52 Frank Zappa- Watermelon in easter hay
0 likesActually the American Government still requires cashapp to report your annual statements, so don't get it twisted you will definitely have to pay for all the taxes on All INCOME you receive through there app. I think it's kind of misleading you guys saying Britain wouldn't tax it, because most people might not know that they do infact tax your Income through there and by you saying that could lead to people being irresponsible with it and getting a nice federal audit at the end of the year, but to be fair I don't even know if you guys knew about the tax thing 🤣 well now you do.
0 likesI will never doubt Andrew’s talent again…..sorry to this dude but this is awful in comparison and doesn’t belong on the same channel
0 likesBoston people are smart.
0 likesGod bless America
0 likeso7
FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS DRUNK TALK ON CHANNEL 5
0 likesPeople are fucking wild man
1 likeYou were in Boston when you could have been at Anthrocon? For shame.
0 likesThe fact the thing she loves about America most is actually an import from Italy is hilarious . Happy burn the American flag day
1 likeGeronimo Stilton!
1 likehell yeaaaah geronimo stilton slapped
0 likeswatermelon in the easterhay hits
0 likesIs this a re-upload? Ive seen that Geronimo girl before.
0 likes🎤🍰
0 likesbastin don't got nothing on covid marquette
0 likesMom pick me up im scared…
0 likesTell that russian to get back over the wall
0 likesthank you
0 likesNoooo keep Andrew & Salem
0 likes1:28 Not even gunna play. I’d of laid guy clean out and it’d just of got cut out in the editing guy!!! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🙌🏼🤷🏻♂️
0 likesHarry styles 😂😂😂😂
0 likesWhat was that one person talking about with Abagail Adams being transgender?
1 likeMolly be trippin
0 likesAzov Battalion flag is 47 backwards.
0 likesit about the 2A and leaving crown. lol jesus
0 likesGAVE EN MIDS N TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ!!!!
0 likesFUCTxFTP hoodie go hard
1 likewow rare watermelon in easter hay
0 likesThey need to get rid of 4th of July
0 likesZAPPA EASTER EGG
0 likes"harry styles" lol
0 likesIsn't this from last year?
0 likesis there a way i can purchase a copy of Geronimo Stilton and support that family?
0 likes100 % serious kind of drunk but have a guilty sober conscience
Replies (1)
i wanna read more i guess so i'll do it if you reply @Channel 5
0 likesfireworks is why
1 like“remember dat”
0 likesIs this a reupload I swear i’ve seen this
0 likeswhat is the fourth of july though?
0 likesUmm.. sorry but who are these guys?
1 likeWhere’s Andrew?
NOT WATERMELON IN THE EASTER HAY
0 likesReally disappointed that nobody rapped in this video...
0 likesIt's amazing how canada remained under british rule longer and is way less cringe.
0 likesalso ngl american politics/systems kinda looking broken.
What music came out of Boston?
0 likesR e m e m b e r t h a t
0 likesWatermelons in Easter Hay
0 likesThe cake.
0 likesAre there any Americans that actually know what freedom means? 4th of July and another mass shooting. 🤔
0 likesThought the girl said Rumple Stilskin at first.
0 likesyo that song lmao come (back) to kingston
0 likesHarry Styles 🤣
0 likes'Remember dat."
0 likesDidn't this video get uploaded a few years ago?
0 likesFirst guy sounds samoan or kiwi
1 likeLand of the thief home of the slave
0 likesAbigail Adams had 5 kids she was not trans…
0 likes1m53s Watermelon in Easter Hay
1 likePrince Harry Styles is the cool one.
0 likeswatermelon in easter cake
0 likesKinda disappointed Andrew didn’t make an appearance
0 likes4:04 yo is that pete davidson??
0 likesI’m certain you, Andrew can do better. Far too much doo wap profanity.
0 likes🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸
0 likesIs this the worst rapping we've seen in a Channel 5 or NGNB video?
0 likesI am so confused about 1:28 . Abigail Adams what now?
0 likesWhere’s the Yeat interview lol
0 likesvisit nashville at some point, maybe durring the cuntry music hall of fame
0 likesyall would have a blast on broadway
remember dat 😎
1 likeWatermelon in easter something
0 likesThanks.
0 likesBoston has fallen..
1 likeGeronimo Stilton!
0 likesraw and spicy
0 likessend that guy back to russia then, even russians in canada are like that, ridiculous
0 likesChannel 5 without Andrew Callaghan
0 likesWATERMELON IN EASTER HAY
0 likesChannel 5 never fails to find a white rapper
0 likes💜 Geronimo Stilton
1 likeAmericans are such clever people
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON!
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON!!!
0 likesWhere is Andrew channel 5 isn’t channel 5 without him it’s just another all gas no content scheme again
0 likes3:18
0 likescan i haz beer pls 🙏
no more sorry 🤷♂
angy 😾
Watermelon in Easter Hay
0 likesLol, I didn't see it I don't believe crap...... if only he really thought that
0 likesBoston babyyyyyy
0 likesno cap these are the worst people ever 😂
0 likesGeronimo Stilton sales after this video 📈📈📈
0 likesWhere's the guy who's name is in the channel name?
1 likeI don't even read but... Geronimo Stilton bitches
0 likesRead it
Ohh downfall of Merica Land
0 likesHarry styles 😂
0 likesWhat is.. the Fourth of July?
0 likesheast oida, thats no sacher cake!
0 likes1:26 Putin is watching
0 likesGeronimo stilton is still in??
0 likesthat indian girl was lit
0 likeswhy this only 5 min :(
0 likesisn't this last year ? PBR guy ?
0 likesMolly Zeff off that bag
0 likeswhy tf do y'all keep going to boston lol
0 likesHappy to see nick and Evan in front of the camera
2 likesI absolutely love this channel but I wish it ran a bit longer than 5 to 10 mins.
1 likeEnjoy all the uploads! This one felt like it lacked some of the substance of the longer videos though.
1 likethank you for meeting the demand for your videos by scattering everyone about and everyone making shite. loving it. but makes me want more of the og shit w all of yall on the street at once. either way new patreon member incoming bouls
1 likethe watemelon in easter hay lick hit me from left field so hard I forgot what I was watching for a second
2 likesLove when channel 5 uploads even when it’s a re-upload!
1 like1:50 bro i laughed so hard, sweet editing
1 likeGreatest journalism of the last decade.
1 likeAwesome content Andrew! Thanks again
0 likesI like how he lowers the mic to the cake like if it was going talk.
0 likesThat chocolate cake scene hit me like a truck
0 likes“Now I just drinks as much as the fuck as I want too. Beautiful country”
2 likes2:41 made my day
2 likesI cant believe they got Chocolate cake to agree to an interview
0 likesThe way he put the mic up to the chocolate cake 😭😭
0 likes“What’s the cool prince, the one married to MAEKLE”
0 likes“Harry styles”
Crazy how the Frank Zappa solo works w/ the chocolate cake (1:51)
0 likes“If you don’t go out you can’t look back & say I lived that” vibes 😅 also “fendi bendi” hmmm should be arrested on site according to his amazing lyricism 😂😂😂💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
0 likesthe kids were really cute. The rest of the vid gave me vice circa 2012 vibes.
1 likethe watermelon in easter hay clip was so good lmfao
0 likesThat Geronimo Stilton kid was so cute.
1 likeI love the girl so excited about books
1 likethe fourth of july reminds us of the sounds of our freedom
0 likes"Whats his name? the Son the one who's cool?"
0 likesPrince Harry.
"The one who's married to Markle(s)?"
random bystander: HARRY STYLES?
THERE YA GO. HE'S COOL.
Happy Independence Day🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
0 likesLove the three seconds of Zappa you threw in there
0 likesIt wouldn't be Channel 5 without someone dropping bars
0 likesThat’s what freedom is about 😊
0 likesThe Russian bit was the best. lmao.
1 like“Molly Zeph 37” could be Elon’s new kid
1 likeI still dont believe cash app isnt just a peer to peer service
0 likesIDC what no one says that lil girl is living the American dream
1 likeShoutout to the chocolate cake guy, keepin it fiddyfiff
0 likesthis feels like a fever dream
0 likesLMFAO this was amazing.
0 likesThe chocolate cake guy has life figured out.
0 likesAbigail Adams was the first black trans writer of the constitution. Very cool
2 likesOh shit that guy has to be a Callaghan he sounds exactly like Andrew!
0 likes1:53 lmao they aimed the mic at the chocolate cake
0 likesBen Franklin fought for my freedom to wear flip flops or sneakers as I please and I'll be god damned if I let some British bastard take that away from me. God bless America
0 likesAndrew please be at Oregon Country Fair this weekend
2 likes1:50 chocolate cake XD HAHA LOVE HIS VIBE
0 likescan't say russia unless it's in a whisper now 😂
0 likesDude is a huge fan of file transfer protocol.
0 likesSaw Andrew in Capitol Hill over the weekend, man of the people
0 likesmore proof that critical thinking is a long lost skill in modern america
0 likesI think the guy at the end is confusing the 4th of July with Thanksgiving
0 likesWhy is this content so funny for no reason
1 likethat ending is poignant af
0 likesGave em mids and told em it was runtz… remember that
1 likeThe episodes are kind of wack without Andrew 🤷
2 likesWhy the fuck are humans ok with alcohol being legal forever, and we're just now ok-ish with cannabis. This video shows why this shit needs to be outlawed!
1 likeDid they put the microphone near the. Chocolate cake?
2 likeswhat did it say?
Would love to hear that guy expand on more of "what he doesn't believe in" I just didn't get his point
0 likesGeronimo Stilton still entertaing the youth
2 likesonly channel 5 would sneak a frank zappa song into a fourth of july video
1 like4:04 Mike Patton is looking youthful. fair play.
0 likesyeah she absolutely right Geronimo Stilton goes crazy
1 likeDamn andrew grew up fast
0 likes"What is the Fourth of July?" 💀
0 likesThe legendary channel 5 and Frank Zappa collab
0 likesWe need the summer smash 1
0 likesOk but Geronimo Stilton slaps.
1 likecan someone please fact check the Abigail Addams is trans thing? I really want to know
1 likegave him mids and told em it was runtz… remember dat
0 likes3:55 the irony is unfathomable
0 likesWhy do rappers always have to insult my girl? That's my girl. They wouldn't like it if I made fun of their girl.
2 likes3:55 that one was good
0 likes25 minute crew
0 likesHello Hasan 👋
Hope everyone’s having a nice day
Thought I might try something.
Perceived 385th comment
1:52 watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa. Awesome!
0 likesive been waiting for this
0 likesshouts out Geronimo Stilton, miss that guy
0 likesThat blink-182 hoody is fire.
0 likesYEOOOO THIS ONE WAS GOOD looool
0 likesIt's not a Channel 5 video without at least one person rapping
0 likesGood to see Elizabeth Warren getting out and mingling amongst the common folk 1:30
0 likesWhg can't people just call it independence day.
1 likeAs a Massachusite, I wanna say these people don't represent us... But they do :(
0 likesI should not have been eating food when that Geronimo Stilton segment came on. I just spit fucking food all over my desk and now there's curry in my keyboard.
0 likes"It's chocolate cake"
0 likes2:00
2 likes"I gave him mid and told him it was runts.."
That's a ripoff straight from a Boobie Lootaveli track.. clear as day.
America is so over in about 10 years.
2 likesThese videos are like the X-Files tv series
0 likesLovin it
0 likesChannel 5 should visit Salem during October.
1 like"it's chocate cake"
0 likesPFFT Abigail Adams was not trans…
1 likewas she?
isnt this from last year? ive literally seen all of this video before
0 likes"Why we still recording me?"
0 likesRecap:
0 likes🇺🇸=🩴
+Harry styles=👍
"white Ashkenazi"
0 likesPick one.
You don't get to be both.
Is this from last year? I swear to God I've seen a clip of that guy who wanted a pbr a while ago
0 likesCapital will hand out the nicotine but not the PBR! And then have the addicts interred.
0 likesRaining in summer... I want to go to americaaaaaaa man ... I want to be a citizen in this goddamn beautiful country, man!
0 likesFuck my damn life man.
Chanel 5 live on the 4th!
0 likesShort and sweet 👍👍
0 likes3:55 REAL AND TRUE
1 like“What’s the 4th of July?”
0 likesBro...Frank Zappa in a Channel5 video? They really doin it.
0 likesWonder what that cake had to say
0 likesMolly Zeff 37 yrs old your fact is false. she did a lot for woman's rights but I've found nothing about her being transgender or writing any of the constitution.
2 likesAnyone else have like the middle repeated towards the end like a double edit
0 likesSo true, bro. Harry Styles is pretty cool
0 likesIt’s chocolate cake 🎂
0 likes@1:48 thank you for identifying correctly
0 likesHahahah golden
0 likesnot enough fireworks
0 likesthere has t o be more content then 5 minutes
0 likesthis is old tho, thisis 2021's 4th of july lol
0 likesQuivering upper lip vibes
0 likesWatermelon in Easter Hay. Just when you thought Channel 5 couldn't be greater ...
0 likesReplies (1)
What does that mean?
0 likesnot me googling "was abigail adams trans"
0 likesWe stan Molly Zeff
0 likesAll hail HRH The Prince Harry Styles
0 likesshoutout to Molly Zeph and her hat
0 likesNext 4th of July go to the intersection of 24th street & Harrison in San Francisco !
0 likesWhat, indeed, is the 4th of July?
0 likesfastest video turn around on youtube
0 likesGeronimo Stilton slaps ngl
0 likesAdd Boston to the list of places not to go
0 likesFuck I missed him
0 likes0:18 Based, woke, redpilled, decucked.
0 likesWatermelon in Easter Hay.
0 likesDid i smelll old geronimo stilton content lmao jk love you andyroo
0 likesZappa at 1:51 !!!
0 likesThat Harry Styles guy is pretty cool. He married that Markle lady.
0 likesIt looks humid there.
0 likeswatermelon in eastern hay, fuck yea dude!
0 likesamericans are english people with amnesia that they are british - saying they dont like being told what to do whilst telling the natives what to do
0 likesAwesome it’s the 4th of July! R.I.P?
0 likesBoston RULES
0 likesCAN YANKEE DOODLE HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
0 likesIn greece we do it better at Easter
0 likesfunny in the land of the free there so many prisoners like in no other land.
0 likesYep, only in the US you can drink as much as you want. Also, I thought you aren't even allowed to drink in public spaces and you gotta use a paper bag for alcohol, lol.
2 likesNice beard during the ad!!!
0 likesInterviewing people in a parliament wig rocks.
2 likesits been a monf Andrew where my fukin shirt boybout to take legal action.
0 likesgeronimo stilton is that heat
0 likes* says something subversive *
0 likesim ashkenazi btw
Why care about the Queen and the Royal family?! 😂 maybe because if you see how they allowed religion to divide the royal family and the rest of society and Willy nilly pick the next monarch because of the religion they chose? Extremely interesting…
0 likesWhat’s the music at 0:49 ?
0 likeschannel five without andrew callaghan.....
2 likesReplies (1)
what the fuck
0 likesGeronimo Stilton 🤠
0 likesIsn’t this a re upload?
0 likesone can't unsee this.
0 likesrepresent boston
0 likesWhat IS the Fourth of July?
0 likesLast guy spittin never seen Britain I don’t believe in that shit
0 likesWhere the fuck did Andrew go
0 likesBased russian man
0 likesremember that.
1 like1:29 Adam Friedland
0 likesfirst dude sound like the ghost of sunny choppas
0 likes1:40 egg alert
0 likesand in another part of country someone shooting the parade
0 likesShout out books!
0 likesHey this is from last year lol
0 likeswhere TF IS ANDREW
1 likeWhat is the fourth of july?
0 likesWOW watermelon in Easter hay
0 likesGod damnit. too short
0 likesRuntz is mid thoooo
0 likesshoulda asked the russian guy why is he in America if he likes it less
0 likesYEAH GERONIMO FUCK YEAH
0 likesFor sure Harry Styles
0 likesCome to South Africa. I’ll hook you up,
0 likesget rid of these dudes and have andrew only
0 likesMost immigrants love America I noticed
0 likesonly 5 min? gah dam
0 likesWhy did that dudes sandals make me so uncomfortable?
0 likesshoutout to geronimo stilton
0 likesAbigial adams wasn't trans right ?
0 likesWhat’s the song at 0:48 I know it but can’t remember
0 likesLol this girl is 37 and all she has done is bought a hat
0 likesI like the use of FZ “Watermelon in Easter Hay”.
0 likes(people be like “wtf does that mean?!?” Lol)
GERONIMO STILTONNNNN
0 likesShout out Geronimo stilton
0 likesShoutout Geronimo Stilton
0 likesIt’s chocolate cake
0 likesGlad no one got shot at
1 likeI feel like 4th of July is one of the only days a year where it's acceptable to get absolutely hammered. Pour one out for our ancestors.
0 likesGERONIMO STILTONNNNNN
0 likes4:06
0 likesThis one was weak
1 likeJesus Christ that 5 min video felt like 5 years
1 likeReplies (1)
When Jesus christ says his own name you know shit's up
0 likesyes indeed
0 likesno matter what the video is about he always finds someone who can freestyle. keep it up andrew 💪💪💪
0 likesIs that hasan with the pink shirt?
0 likesNPCs are real
0 likesGOLD
0 likesToo much editing what they are actually saying. Just to make it look like what? Everyone is crazy? Why so many edits..? Mixing up the stuff they are saying.
1 likedey ain't do it like dis
1 likeIs this video from 2021?
0 likes1:30 wtf is this lady on? Casue I want some
0 likesdope
0 likeswhat IS the fourth of July?!
0 likesBruh not cool making video about Ukraine at war and showing that "russia > America" footage afterwards.
0 likesWhy give russians more media time than they already have?
No Andrew? No thanks.
0 likes"Changed my sneakers into my sandals that's freeedom "🤣🤣🤣
1 likecool to see nic and evan out in the wild
1 likeGreat content 💕
2 likesputting the mic up to the guys chocolate cake was just Mwah
1 likeYour editor is a mad lad for that turn around speed.
0 likesI really hope you guys did Nantucket for the 4th there's some wild shit that goes on on those beached.
0 likesThat dude was so drunk I’m surprised he was upright as long as he was
0 likesWe usually meet family and have a nice time on our national holiday.
0 likeschocolate cake made me laugh out loud
1 likeThat pause before the rapper said the N-word -- you could really tell he wasn't sure whether he could say it lol
2 likesNGL after how America's turned out, perhaps they should have stayed subordinated to the Brits.
2 likesBRO MY BUDDY IS GETTING ME INTO ZAPPA AND THEN WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY STARTS PLAYING, WHAT THE FUCK THATS FUCKINN SICK
2 likesBrit here: you can bloody well keep it.
0 likes20's Gonzo Journalism, take over the world with the people's truth channel 5! Hunter Thompson would be proud❤
0 likesI’m out here with my pilgrims 👩🏼🌾👨🏻🌾
1 likeEARLY AS FUCK
0 likesYES 🙌🏼
Love y’all so much. Keep doing what you’re doing
So cool they were able to interview Liz Lemon on this show
2 likesReplies (1)
lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing. It's her twin!
0 likesFreedom is getting drunk in the street. That's about all we got left
0 likesthe old head in the red sox hat is the best representation of an old head i have ever seen lmao
0 likesGod bless America my home sweet home 🇺🇸
0 likesSpend with time with people that you love
0 likesAndrew you don't look so good. Those hot wings sure took a toll on you... you alright man ?
0 likesGreate vid as always!
0 likesIs there a single channel 5 episode where somebody doesn’t rap?
1 likeIf only there was some type of app that would let me send money to people online🤔🤔🤔hmmm they should call its cash application
0 likesi guess he said america, if not, some of his family member in russia will be declared ''lost''.
1 likeJust a regular Monday am I right?
1 likeI gotta get those Sandals.
0 likesI was expecting something else, where is my booy Andrew...
0 likesWith how comparatively normal she presents herself, Molly ends up looking the craziest
2 likesShout out to watermelon in Easter hay!
2 likesThe frank zappa cake guy tho
1 likei love geronimo stilton. that kid is based
2 likesI'm a simple man. I see Channel 5 video, I watch Channel 5 video.
1 likeWait… it wasn’t raining in Boston on the 4th of July
1 likeANDREW BASED WITH THE ZAPPA SAMPLE!
1 likeyesssssssssssssssssss hahaha i love all your vids, keep it up :D
0 likesThis is kinda weird to see a notification for when I already watched this a year ago lmao
0 likesPink shirt guy near the end is a good friend
0 likesAw hell yeah unexpected content
0 likesAyyy Watermelon in Easter Hay !!!
1 like4th of July. Truly, a silly British holiday.
2 likesReplies (1)
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0 likesYessss killin it
0 likesWish I lived in the US.
0 likesthat ftp x fuct hoodie <333
1 likeSo many flavors of freedom.
0 likesHe's kind of pulling off the look with the wig
0 likesGod help these lost souls
1 likelove you curly andy
1 likemy channel 5 shirt came in the mail the same time i got this notification
0 likes1:52 Oh god that cake looks nasty...
1 likei heard that zappa sample! 😍
2 likesDid that lady just say John Adams wife was trans Lmaoooo wtf is she smoking.
1 like“Harry Styles” 😂
0 likesYou guys gonna cover the Illinois shooter? He was a SoundCloud rapper.
1 likeYou've never looked more normal than in this news report Andrew. You wear the wig well my friend 🤗
1 likeGood stuff
0 likesthat little girl real asf for really liking geronimo stilton
0 likes1:50
0 likesZoot Allures?! I knew you guys were cool
Was this last year's 4th of July? I swear I've already seen this.
2 likesThis is definitely from last year, wasn't even raining yesterday
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another commenter said it was from last year so i guess it's a reupload?
0 likesno hate, channel 5 subs have grown massively, give em that cashapp money
Yes, it was uploaded last year on Patreon. There's many videos there that he doesn't give access to on YouTube
0 likes@LD 50 Not a re-upload, was posted after the 4th on Patreon last year but never released on YouTube
0 likesSNEAKERS TO SANDALS!!!! FREEEEEEDOMMMMM
0 likesYou guys are nuts over there
0 likesGeronimo Stilton is goated
0 likesThis is the 4th of july episode from last year
0 likesSniper out now on all digital platforms brev
0 likesrip to those gun down for no reason
1 likeIs this a reupload? I swear I've seen this one before
0 likesFire as always beo
0 likes17 mins, 34K views
0 likesC5N on that new heat
I left my snekaahs at home
2 likesWait is this from 2021? I swear I've seen this video before
0 likeshere before the bald, the goblin and the hobo react
0 likesHassan makes special appearance @ 1:50
0 likesSend ME money, I need it.
0 likesbro said i’m rolling w russia haha
0 likesi swear the pbr thing happened before
0 likesYo giranomo Stilton was fireeeeeee
0 likesthe wig is proper drip tho
0 likesWhat IS the fourth of July?
1 likeyoooo the zappa chocolate cake
1 likeGERONIMO STILTON!!!! 👏 👏 👏
0 likesAmerica 🇺🇸 beer 🍺
0 likes🤣
0 likesWait what did that guy say again? I couldn't remember.
0 likesChocolate Cake 😏🥵💦
1 likeanother banger
0 likesThis video was so dense like a rich dessert
1 likeReplies (3)
Like that delicious looking chocolate cake...
0 likes🤤
0 likes@J. "choggat cagke..."
0 likessome days you love boston…some days you hate boston……..
0 likesNEW CHANNEL 5 MEMBERS JUST DROPPED
0 likesdamn this was fast
0 likesAndrew was right, east coast is not funny, and im from NY
0 likesI love you bro you got a problem
0 likesGERONIMO STILTONNNNNN
2 likes1:51 nice zappa song
0 likesIts rap trap day
0 likesWe can all agree that he never disappoints us with his content 💐
2 likesamericans taking a day to eat burgers before they go back to hating america again
1 likeit feels illegal to be this early
0 likesWhere's Andrew? Who are these clowns? This was the least enjoyable channel 5 vid I've seen.
1 likewhat's the song playing 0:47?
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON!
0 likes1:50 is that Hasan?
0 likesdamn fr what is the fourth of july
0 likesHarry styles 🤣
0 likesAbigail Adams was not trans.
0 likesCASHAPP!
0 likesBoston is an NPC only area
0 likesUSA ROCKS
0 likesNot Harry Styles 😭
1 likewatermelon in eastern hay tho
0 likesWe're in the city of Buss'n
0 likesSandals guy was based
0 likesShout out harry styles I guess
2 likesRe upload right? I remember the freestyle guy
0 likesYiff culture
2 likes1:37 Heisenberg
0 likeswhere is Andrew?
0 likeswho is this clown in the wig?
Prince Harry is very cool
0 likesRemember that
1 likeIs this SidetalkNYC?
0 likesI need nics at
0 likesyou got nothing to be proud of? my man you are literally here. like right here so it must not be that bad.
0 likesI’m just a bachelorrrrrr.
0 likesThe zappa
1 likeCash App?!
0 likes1:56 dude looks like a republican hasan abi haha
0 likesLet's go0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
0 likeswheres andrew?
0 likesThis is real shit
0 likes“White Ashkenazi” 😐
0 likesis this a reupload
0 likesis choggik cake
0 likescboclate cake the best
0 likesSO Geronimo Stilton
1 likeHow is no one talking about 0:18 ?
1 likeReplies (1)
AT leAsT ouR SKEWLS AREN'T LIKE CALL oF dUtY-💂♂️
1 likeThere is no hope for America.
0 likesFucking mad that you need a cash app to send people money. Land of the free.
0 likesfourth of july
0 likesshout out geronimo
0 likes0:06 Marcus Smart??
0 likeshaha this was coo
0 likesReplies (1)
still wish this was Andrew tho
0 likesbruh dem shit got dork
0 likesYOOOOOO FRANK ZAPPA WATER MELONS IN EASTER HAYYYYY
0 likeschocolate cake bowowowowaaaaw
0 likesFrank!!
0 likes2:35
0 likesHe is the worst rapper of all time. Remember that.
0 likes3:54 BJ Novak???
1 likeletsgo
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON GANG TAP IN
0 likes4:00 pete davidson??
0 likesRemember that
0 likesWhere’s Andrew
0 likes"Harry Styles"
0 likesNo Andrew, no quality....
0 likesBruh, who the fuck are these guys ??
1 likecool
0 likesWhy this little girl reminded me of the Pakistan grape video? 🥴😂😭
0 likeswatermelon in easter hay
0 likesLOL........Geronimo Stilton is an Italian children's chapter book series written by Elisabetta Dami under the pen name of the title character.[1] Scholastic Corporation has published the English version of the series in the US since February 2004, and the books are published by Sweet Cherry Publishing in the UK.
1 likeReplies (2)
she sure does have spirit though
1 like@10_CAM_01 She's great! I wish I was that cool when I was her age.
0 likesIt’s the fifth of july
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON
2 likes0:18 fr tho
0 likesWas that a Zappa sample on the chocolate cake?
0 likesReplies (1)
Forget it. I was listening to it @ 1.25x. Watermelon in Easter Hay. Zappa for sure.
0 likesWeak sauce. Unworthy postable video, they tried... Minimally.
1 likeAbaigal Adam’s wasn’t trans…
0 likes1:49 Like how hasan made an appearance
0 likesMurica's fried son
0 likesThis video is from last year
0 likesHarry Styles lol
0 likesprotect molly
0 likesFuck yeah.
0 likesAbigail Adams was not trans lol wat
0 likeschocolate cake
0 likesBing bong
0 likesYa'll FAST
0 likesJust edit and film. We don't know you guys yet. Don't try too hard to be funny
1 likeI have seen this b4
0 likesi love u
0 likesRememba Dat
0 likesRememba dat.
0 likesbased watermelon in easter hay
0 likesMolly Zeff 37 years old white Ashkenazi, seems cool
0 likes1:48
0 likesbum bum buuuum!!!!
0 likesHat lady love what it but im really interested in Abigail Adam I can find anything about trans
0 likesIf someone can find evidence that Abigail Adam’s is trans I would appreciate it! That would be interesting but I feel like that lady was capping
0 likesAMERICUHH! FCCK YEAH!!
0 likesWho's abagail Adams?
0 likesThe rapper looks like a white Ritchie with a T
0 likesit's chonna cake
0 likesThis country is lost
0 likesWhy tf are you in Boston lol
0 likesMeds><Runts
0 likesZappa zappa zappa zappa
0 likesWho are these guys?
0 likesHarry styles lol
0 likes'harry styles'
0 likesI wish I was there with y'all Andrew
0 likesLove Channel 5!
1 likeI love when I catch these early. ♥️
0 likesThe most patriotic video of our times
0 likesloving the powdered wig drip
0 likesThe fourth coverage I never knew I needed
1 likeHell yeah, love me some Andrew Callahan!
0 likesnow that's the notification I like to see
1 likeChannel 5 we love you
0 likesHappy 4th all
0 likesthis is the best channel 5 video (it was posted 45 seconds ago)
1 likeI'm so ready
0 likesandrew my goat
0 likesShoutout Channel 5💃
0 likesLet's go!
0 likes👍
1 likegod bless america
0 likesPOST THE SUMMER SMASH VIDEO NOWW. I WAS THEE
0 likesLet’s get it
0 likesBOSTON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
0 likesNice
0 likesBack at it again
0 likes1st comment, you rule Andrew!!
0 likesoh boy brother
1 likeHeck yeah baby
0 likesFIRST BABY LOVE YOU CHANNEL 5
0 likesCHANNEL 5 ALERT
0 likesFirst, I need my merch
0 likesEarly gang!!!!
0 likes🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA 🇺🇸USA🇺🇸
0 likesLesss goo
0 likes'Harry Styles'
0 likesStoagie down… :(
0 likesyessir
0 likesZappaaaaa
0 likesWhy that white dude sound like Swizz Beats
0 likesRest of the world needs our 4th July... To get rid of America
0 likesas a Canadian, I am so confused as to what this is trying to show or what the point of this entire 5 min clip is.
0 likesSassy oh no no no
0 likes‘Merica.
0 likesyou kinda look weird andrew.
0 likesBoston seems awful
0 likesThis is weak C5 content.
0 likesRememba dat
0 likesJOSH BROLIN
0 likesYea no about Abigail Adams
0 likesThat little girl is so proud to be American!! What a gem. God bless this beautiful country of ours!! GERONIMO STILTON!
0 likeswhere the fuck is andrew
0 likesFrank Zappa
0 likesRussian man: "I love Russia but I love America"
2 likesNic: "Which one's better?"
Russian man: Russia
Putin 1 - America 0
Andrew changed
0 likesYou fell off bro
0 likes🤫ruzzia🤫
0 likesShoutout Geronimo Stilton fr
0 likesUnpopular Opinion: I want the British back
1 likeIf there's stupid people, Channel 5 will find them.
0 likesThis was very disjoint
1 likenot bad
0 likesProbably one of your weakest videos yet. Not because you weren't in it, but because it was super short and only had maybe 3 funny/goof interactions.
0 likesBoston,...what a crappy place to live.
0 likesHarry Styles.
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON
0 likesGERONIMO STILTON
0 likescountless comments in no time lol
1 likebump
Remember dat
1 likeBut foreal tho shoutout CASHAPP 💵
0 likesFire
0 likeseast coast isn't funny no matter how hard you try. my jaw is just open like waiting to laugh. they are interesting like a donkey show like I can't look away, but not funny.
0 likeslets be real, this is not a good commercial for America.
0 likesremembe dat
0 likesBOSTON
0 likesppl from boston wanna be from ny so bad lol
0 likesLes go
0 likes55 street baby
0 likesyasss
0 likesUSA USA USA FUCK YEAH
0 likesFuct FTP shout out!!!!!
0 likesit chocolate cake
0 likesSide talk channel 5 news
0 likesChris Delia?
0 likesThat is the most disgusting looking chocolate cake I've ever seen yuck yuck yuck
0 likesWhat isthe 4th of July?
0 likesoh god again
0 likesYa dig
0 likesRemember dat
0 likesaverage boston resident
0 likesPilgrims
0 likes1:54 hassan
0 likesBoom
0 likesPrince Harry Styles
0 likesPrince Harry Styles
0 likesThe ashkenazi jewish woman asserts that a founding father was transexual.
0 likesi’m gay
0 likesHarry Styles
1 likePog vid
0 likesGeronimo Stilton
0 likesAbigail Adams ?
0 likesWhat did I just watch
0 likesI’m Molly
0 likesZEFF
Thirtyyy
Sevennn
Years
Olllld.
WHITE.
Ashkenazi..
andiboughtahat
😎
W Geronimo Stilton fan
0 likesSwoop
0 likesayy
0 likesWorst news production. Own it
0 likesAmerica f**k yea!!
1 likeObligatory comment for the algorithm
0 likesshoutout geronimo stilton fr
1 likeOh shit
0 likesharry styles
0 likesharry styles
0 likesAbigail and russia
0 likesYeeyee
0 likesHarry Styles
0 likesHarry Styles
0 likesIf it's not Andrew idgaf. Not great.
0 likesHi chat
0 likes1st like and comment lets go
0 likesAyy
0 likesHarry styles
0 likesHarry styles
0 likesThis video was a flop
0 likesI'm pretty sure the "Abigal Adams" fact is little know because it's not true... like, she gave birth and then served as first lady... what's more trans than that?
1 likeYes
0 likesFendi Benji wack
0 likeswhat...is...the...fourth of July?
0 likesReplies (1)
Your honor I rest my case.
0 likescan't watch this channel cause everyone is too american and it's not funny anymore yeah i know this is a 4th of july vid but still
0 likesWe're is Andrew
0 likesCoolio
0 likes"Why do I give a fuck about britain.......... and the queen.......... I ain't from there......"
0 likesReal.
Also
"Abigail Adams was the first TRANS..." oh fuckin' boy here we go
Damn bro some choice quotes from this shit and im not even a quarter the way through 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
REUPLOAD CHANNEL 5 GETTING LAZY
0 likesUSA USA USA
0 likesSheeeshh
0 likesFell off
0 likesThis used to be a great silly channel and then it became too political
0 likes0:48 what is this song called?
0 likesIf ya know like my comment to notify me please, I have comment notifications off.
Also these people wildin, tf.
This one kinda sucks
1 likePilbrums
0 likesamerica fuk yea
0 likesWhy did they post this video
0 likesthis would be my nightmare - the worst celebration in the worst city.
2 likesCould never imagine saying “I’m from boston” 😂
0 likespog
0 likespog
0 likesNeed more molly zeff
0 likesBet plair
0 likes1:42 Fucking reform judaism bro
0 likesMutts
0 likesRussia
0 likes2:35 Covidiots
2 likesReplies (1)
racist
0 likessorry brother sidetalk better
0 likesThe Russian guy didn't need to cover the mic to say Russia. We allow you to say that here. Now if you would have said America you may just have to stay here
0 likesMolly and her hat are just the cutest shit ever
0 likesHere before Asmongold
0 likesFoist
0 likesTWU
0 likes?????????
0 likesWhat
0 likesdooyi
0 likes4th of you lie
0 likes900
0 likesof course the ashkenazi would mention a trans founding father. on queue.
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0 likes“Americans are so ignorant.” Sounds about right.
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I don't think he said boring- I think he said not funny. And I get that cause the funniest thing about this video is that people are wasted- people aren't ignorant enough to be as funny imo. There's a reason they can get an hour long vid out of the Trump truckers and a 5 min vid of Boston.
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0 likesAn Ashkenazi Jew brought up trans people…. What a coincidence.
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0 likesThis sucks without Andrew
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Hard disagree.
1 likeI like that they can split up to cover more stuff and create more content.