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Man what is that Mac Dre song at ~45sec? I feel like its off Stupid Doo Doo Dumb or Al Boo Boo, but I can't find it! Also big props to hear Zappa's Watermellon in Easter Hay!

Shout out to whoever picked Watermelon in the Easter Hay.

i also don't think... but as well, i also think stuff, im Aussie what is 4th j , mrehhh 🤣

Been a supporter --keep it up, Andrew 🫂 Shout out to the unseen videos like this which have been there since last July along with other bangers only found on Patreon


I love how he put the mic up to the cake

I too enjoyed this particular moment of the video

@ChromeDestiny was not expecting to hear my favorite Zappa song in this video.. lol

i also love that he did that thing aswell

That guy saying, "idzs chocklehcake" really took me back to the days where being all fouled up and having some delicious food you were going to destroy was just the best dang feeling in the world. You could tell the guy was truly satisfied in the moment and had complete confidence in one thing: he was going to eat his chocolate cake and it was going to be the best thing in the world and nothing else matters.

@Ano nym Watermelon in Easter Hay, the original studio version is on Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III.

He was expecting a multi-layered response

@Benjamin Misiuk what's the name of the song?

@ChromeDestiny right on. One of my favorite Zappa tunes.

I like how it was scored by one of Frank Zappa's best guitar solos.

Channel 5 is truly giving a voice to the soul of the nation


Geronimo Stilton books played a large part in my enjoyment of reading as a young child. It’s pretty awesome to see that those books are still reaching kids today.

Wait I was 100% sure Geronimo Stilton was only known here in Italy, so you guys know about that absolute beast of a mouse too?

these books only came out less than 20 years ago.

fuck yeah man, Geronimo Stilton and Magic Tree House were the shit growing up.

and the little bios they had for thea stilton books were so cute too

@DerpSquid that and the visuals will always be fun

@Fatal Mesmer i was listening to magic treehouse audiobooks on here the other day! that shit still hits like NOTHING else fr

Those books, The Magic Tree House and Cam Jensen were like my life-blood when I was little.


Y'know what, I'm really glad Molly found a hat that makes her feel sassier and more confident.  Sometimes a hat is all you need!

@pedromedina93 not true, I'm married to her

I can totally confirm that an adequate piece of clothing can bring you lots of confidence and eventually wonderful things <3

@Marshal Mitchel <br>Yeah if someone from the other side of the political spectrum said stuff like that and called it fact, they would be called a Tin foiled QAnon Conspiracy Theorist.

@Marshal Mitchel
Yeah if someone from the other side of the political spectrum said stuff like that and called it fact, they would be called a Tin foiled QAnon Conspiracy Theorist.

@Hartlei's Vanity But if you take someone with 14 inches of hair and put them in a hat.... Oooowee!

Tell that to the guy with 14 inches of hair

The hat did wonders for her confidence. I looked up Abigail Adams and still feel confused to hell at what she was saying.


That girl’s love for books about adventurous mice is so pure and genuine! 💖 ✨ 💥

One of my favorite series as a child I read all the books

I dunno man she seemed like she found the stash


The channel 5 cast of characters continues to grow. Todays addition: dat cake

Nick, Evan and Andrew are the original 3 creators

every major city needs a channel 5 correspondent

I always joke that every time they go on a quest, they add a new party member


The interview with the little girl and her family is heartwarming af

@Mandiedukes my mom was a single mom we always didn't have much money but I would do a lot of hustling I would mow yards pick up pinecones lol 1 time I sold a girl a paper spinner for 10 bucks well that 10 bucks ended up being her picture money, ended up in trouble at the principals

Yes 💡scholastic  lol. When I used to actually read.

Those are Indian people I guess<br>That’s why they’re so curious 😂

Those are Indian people I guess
That’s why they’re so curious 😂

@hix 117 hey books are still available if you weren't aware

lmao ikr she was so cute!! reminded me of the girls i used to be besties/neighbors with in elementary school

@youngchap I was too broke for the thing thing :( saw all the kids buy cool lunch box erasers and etc

Fr I used to read tf out of books back in the day

@olivia landon The best part of my entire childhood

Yes that took me back to when I was little and bought a pack of the books from the thing you know the thing... Lmao


The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.<br>As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.

The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.
As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.


I remember reading Geronimo Stilton as a kid!  They were really creative and fun books


I look up Geronimo Stilton and it looks fun, the main character is like this rat that's dressed like Sherlock Holmes. Also the authors story for writing it is both sad and so admirable and Badass, Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.<br>As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories.

I look up Geronimo Stilton and it looks fun, the main character is like this rat that's dressed like Sherlock Holmes. Also the authors story for writing it is both sad and so admirable and Badass, Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.
As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories.

Not just that, but the fonts are really a beauty to behold. Probably 10 different fonts/colors per page

Wow. Really nice story. Somehow missed it as a child, but might take a look now after these recommendations


That little girl's pure joy for Geronimo Stilton makes my heart melt.


I expect MORE people in Boston to talk like they’re gonna pahk da cah in da cah pahk befoe da rain stahts!

You’re one of my favorite people in the world, and I say that with 0 irony

Yo I just watched chocolate rain I clicked on your channel and I instantly knew this wasn't a troll account

Lol these people don't live in Boston. They all came to watch fireworks

Ironically the most Boston accents are heard in the Boston suburbs not Boston itself

Movies and TV exaggerate the hell out of that accent. Some people talk like that, but it's usually not quite so severe.

The accents of Massachusetts can’t be put in 1 box. Sure there’s the stereotypical ‘dropped R’ Southie accent, best portrayed by Jeremy Renner’s performance as Jem in The Town, but there is a WIDE variety of accents in the Commonwealth. Ranging from the absurd to no accent whatsoever.

As I live and breathe! There is no greater feeling of validation than knowing TayZonday watches the same videos as you do.

Holy shit, we're in the presence of the king himself

<b>*I put my sandals on before the rain starts to breathe*</b>

**I put my sandals on before the rain starts to breathe**

@Igor Camilo I thought this was a troll account for a second. It really is HIM!

More like befoah the chocolate rain stahts!

Can you stop being so beautiful Tay? Jesus Christ dude...

Only a special breed of chosen New Englander may proudly possess one of the holy accents. You know this. These people are not them.

Pahk da cah in havahd yahd and go pay the guy a quahtah foah some chowdah

Lot of implants and rich people running the townies out to the suburbs.


Straight killed that Chocolate Cake edit by dropping that Zappa Watermelons In Easter Hay @1:52


That little girl was so enthusiastic about reading that was cool


“It’s about being with people that you love.” <br>Gotta respect it

“It’s about being with people that you love.”
Gotta respect it


“I bought a hat. I feel sassier and more confident when I wear it.”

Something about that was so damn wholesome.


“ I changed out of my sneakers into my sandals. That’s what freedom is about.”

🙏🙏🙏

@Lame Duck Thanks to all brave American soldiers who fight for every citizens right to choose what type of footwear he/she decides to wear. Respect

People outside the US cant change clothes whenever they want, freedom baby

In socialist countries, you need permission from the government to do that

For a country that loves firearms and gating education behind a paywall I wouldn't expect anything other than a hot take like that. You know, like the founding fathers wrote in the Constitution. The 32nd amendment: "Every man is free to choose whatever footwear he wants to walk in".

Me when my wife ask me to go to the store with her

I wear sandals with socks and nobody can stop me.

@G and yet we cage our feet in the warm prison of white tennis socks

i life in europe and yes... sandals = freedom!!! screw everyone who tell you to put on shoes... happy 4th juli from germany


“History never feels like history when you’re living through it”


Honestly those dudes that dragged their drunk friend away and said “you guys got nothing to be proud of” are kinda chads. Like fr not letting their friend embarrass himself on camera is a good thing. Hope my friends would do that for me.

Fr theyre like dont mind frank hes 8 beers in


I love these people going up to the group of people dressed as founding fathers with beers in their hands and treating them like they're a normal mainstream news station. "You've got nothing to be proud of" lmao


The Geronimo Stilton books made me think that the pyramids were in America. I don't know why I thought that but the books are pretty cool. Never actually read one but got one as an early departing gift from 3rd grade when we got evicted.


The Sneakers to Sandals Pipeline is what freedom is all about

Sadly i cant relate since im not from america. The shoe laws here are crushing me

@Don't read profile photo ok I'll just report ur comment as spam then

@Don't read profile photo don't worry bro, we aren't

it’s all about letting those puppies breathe

Summer is the sneakers to sandals pipeline

traded my 350s for foam runners and found inner peace

my brother, you might have just radicalised me. always thought about getting a pair of jesus sandals.


Dude Channel 5's crew vibes are on point!! I'm glad we're seeing more talent from the Channel!!


Everything about that cake sequence was pure art! Hilarious edit.


Those Geronimo Stilton books are actually pretty fire. I enjoyed them when my daughter was into them


I love how there's a bunch of people at the start saying "we're done with people from a different part of world telling us what to do" and "why should I care about Britain" etc. All in the present tense. Very interesting insight into a mindset, I think.


Geronimo Stilton is an American patriot. God bless.

@Mindfulnessorganix Exactly:  Italian Geronimo Stilton is as American as the French Statue of Liberty.

@bernardsanderson fair enough, solid point

All my life thought geronimo was british...

Whats crazy is that the British ran away from their own King, got here tricked the Indigenous people from this country, murdered them, and created the same chaotic government they fled from... the irony

@Untold Americans are just british people with a different hat

I read those books like crazy when I was younger 😄

The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]<br>As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.

The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]
As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.

fake fan, real ones know that geronimo stilton isn't even american  🙄🙄 his nationality is mouse, obviously 😒😒

am i tripping but wasn’t this clip part of another video i swear i saw it before

@TZAR POTATO I have more books than you and they’re better books objectively

@Abradolf Lincler As American as the Statue of Liberty!!! 🇺🇸🙏🏼🕊

@Untold no it's just Italian. Not British not American, just Italian

@Abradolf Lincler Pretty sure British American independent at that point.

Yep Italian book is totally a symbol of American patriotism

@Untold Says the guy with a British actor on his avatar.


As another commenter put it, and better than I could have "We dont get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often"<br>So thank you, thank you Andrew and squad for a little Watermelon in Easter Hay to cut through the symphony of cacophonous ignorant dip sticks who unfortunately represent our nation, captured in this high water mark of American idiocy

As another commenter put it, and better than I could have "We dont get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often"
So thank you, thank you Andrew and squad for a little Watermelon in Easter Hay to cut through the symphony of cacophonous ignorant dip sticks who unfortunately represent our nation, captured in this high water mark of American idiocy


"Gave em midz and told em was Runtz" shit had me crying of laughter.


"I gave him mids and said it was runtz"

This guys really out here doing people favors


the 2 homies did a good job, please keep it up. its a nice more lowkey downtempo kind of vibe and im all for it.


"Gave em meds and told em it was runtz, remember that"
the courtroom stenographer is typing

"Gave em meds and told em it was runtz, remember that"
*the courtroom stenographer is typing*


America's most trusted reporter is back at it again! Always a pleasure.


"i like America bc i like the books" that has to be one of the most wholesome interactions I've ever seen 😭


Tbh I’m pretty shocked that there are Geronimo Stilton books outside Italy, I recommend them those books were my childhood

they were very popular here in Singapore too


God I love this channel man! Everything that Andrew, Nic, and Evan do is just awesome. I can't wait until the next video!


“Gave him mids and told him it was runtz” lmao. The accuracy


“The Indians didn’t help them cook shit. They killed em.” 💀


Shout out to Eddie Munson for being the greatest bard of all time!


Hearing Frank Zappa as background music for a cake close-up was not in my bingo card for today, but here we are


Holy shit I use to read Geronimo Stilton back in elementary. Glad to hear kids still enjoy that series


History never feels like history when you’re living through it.


That little girl's enthusiasm for a book was adorable. I had to look it up just out of respect for that joy.


1 second in and we're already freestyling. I'm so fucking ready


The girl excited to talk about her favorite book is just precious.


Sometimes I want to make a positive change in this world, then I watch Andrews videos and give up hope.


Nowhere else on earth can someone switch from sneakers to sandals without facing persecution, God bless 'murica


The Russian man saying Russia in a hushed tone is hilarious

it's from last year then? was there 4th of July last year? also I don't see them wearing masks...

Give him a break, he's still getting used to the whole freedom-of-speech thing

@Alex Wrong, Andrew records these several months in advance

@Alex bro this has been out since last july on patreon

@Alex no I swear I saw some of these clips before today when they were teasing it for patreon

Whats funnier is that this was before Russia invaded Ukraine too

If Russia hears him say russias better than America then Russia will Russia him im Russia its a Russian concern


Lol the Frank Zappa lick coming on when opening up the cake killed me


I love that he holds the microphone to the chocolate cake, just in case it has something really important to say


I was just thinking the other day I'd love to see the rest of the crew doing interviews! This is baller


Today I learned-

Sneakers? No.
Sandals.
That’s what freedom is all about.


1:49 he brought the mic up to the cake, this is the journalism I'm looking for in life.

@Dom Every time I bite into a piece of Cake that sound bite is going play in my head now.

@Dom Frank Zappa's Watermelon in Easter Hay, from Joe's Garage (1979)

cake might have an opinion... we don't discriminate here

Channel 5 always does that with inanimate objects I love it


Channel 5 ALWAYS finds the "best" people to interview, I love this channel


That unexpected Zappa zoom on the chocolate cake. Pure genius ahahah.


These interns are great. Keeping the channel 5 vibes!


When that guy accused you of hiding the pbr from him, paused and asked for a cigarette with a thousand yard stare

I felt that


These guis are doing great. Glad to see some more meme content like this. Needed this.


this is just like the Saved By The Bell episode where the gang works at the Malibu Sands and during the Miss Liberty Pageant the contestants are asked the true meaning of the 4th of July


“Gave em mid and told him it was Runtz” has me dying


Those Geronimo Stilton books probably helped a lot of kids with their reading, they were popular even 20 years ago.


Those kids where so cute! Love them! Shout to that hat lady and that cake.


I love the final line of the video "what is the fourth of July" because it poses a question, and doesn't give you an answer, leaving you to draw your own conclusions based on the things you have seen in the rest of the video.


i feel like everyone has one friend that looks like Evan.....


I hope someday we can all own a hat that makes us feel the way Molly does


God bless America and the freedoms we take advantage of everyday while living in this great nation.


wow, this video really captures the zeitgeist well.  the guy that was like "obviously there's sum bullshit! goin on" spoke, i really felt like this video was made yesterday.


The tiny excerpt of Zappa when the cake is revealed 😭💀😂


I could watch this one over and over and over...and Andrew wasn't even in it.  There is just something about working under the auspices of "Channel 5" that guarantees excellence.


Man if only I had some kind of app that would allow me to send money in the form of cash for making such great content.

Boy, oh boy is there something I have to tell you

@Don't read profile photo youre a step behind. Your name should be dont read my name and you should write dont read my comment. Etc

I don’t understand, why can’t Americans just transfer eachother money? Why do they need all these apps

Paypal? Patreon? Youtube super thanks? Maybe the big homie accepts donations or he thinks it's corny like bums beggin' on the streets. Who knows.

@Don't read profile photo dont be a funny and games

@TheKevinHermon-- Or just support on Patreon

CashApp, the best way to send Andrew Callaghan money so he can keep entertaining us!


This was very dream-like, I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't sleeping


"The Indians didn't come over here and help them cook shit, they killed 'em." I think he's got his holidays confused 🤔🤣


We need more evan & nic holiday specials 🙏


The way he put the mic to that chocolate cake explained everything I love about this channel in one strange fleeting moment.

But I am trippin so like


Gotta admit, the Watermelon in Easter Hay sample caught me off guard. Well done.

@Teddy0567 It's still great, but probably not in my top 5 Frank albums.

@ROLtheWolf Nah man, Muffin Man seems the obvious choice here :)

I'm so happy to see many more are still listening to this album!!

Since it was cake, would A Little Green Rosetta be more apt?

Same!!! Don't get to hear Zappa out in the wild very often!


I’m actually shocked no one has ever charged the camera 😂


"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe it" - this guy doesn't believe any science/history books or news reports or anything if he isn't there to witness or experience it for himself. That is an interesting way to live your life. If a tree falls over in the forest and he isn't there to see it...did it really fall over?


These cash app interludes get me every time.


1:51 playing zappa just unlocked a new level of respect for him in me!!!


Holy fuck not only is this the best news channel on earth, they throw in the "Watermelon is Easter Hay" drop Y'all are too many fuckin' flavours of awesome

never heard that but i listened to see what was up

I got excited when I heard that, I was listening to it with my dad the other day

Was looking for this comment! Guess I'm listening to Zappa for the rest of the week

The second I heard Zappa I was like "Holy shit I knew Andrew Callaghan had class but I didn't know he HAD CLASS," my man

I was having the hardest time trying to remember what song that was thank you!!!!


We have all run into the “can I get a cigarette” guy before. Haha


Happy Birthday to the cool parts. I drink to forget about the bad. Everyone’s got the day off, might as well spent it with people you want to rather than the people who make the day into pomp and circumstance. Just enjoy the beer and fireworks, this place is old asf good or bad it’s kinda unreal to think about.


Okay but Abigail Adams being trans sent me down the rabbit hole. I can't find a single thing about that claim but I pray that hat woman is writing a self published novel about it


0:17
What an absolute PATRIOT. I can just feel the no taxation without representation energy coming from him. I bet 4 shillings he was on his way to the harbor to thow british tea in it.

0:17
What an *absolute PATRIOT.* I can just feel the no taxation without representation energy coming from him. I bet 4 shillings he was on his way to the harbor to thow british tea in it.


I like that you put at least one kind and rational person in all of these


Whoever let Andrew and the Boys have free reign on the Cashapp sponsorship ads got a raise.


Andrew will always be the #1 but it’s nice to see Nic and the other guy every once in awhile too


Lovin' that Zappa drop with the cake.  Respect.


I love that he puts the mic to the chocolate cake lmao

with the zappa in the background it’s just beautiful


excellent Watermelon in Easter Hay clip, paired well w that cake, really powerful moment boys keep up the good work


I'm happy to see nic more confident and out after getting put on 55th street


America: Celebrates how it stopped another country from telling it what to do. <br>Also America: Tells every country what to do

America: Celebrates how it stopped another country from telling it what to do.
Also America: Tells every country what to do


"...and we forget that history never feels like history when you're living through it."<br>damn homie, shit's true af. put that shit in a book or some shit.

"...and we forget that history never feels like history when you're living through it."
damn homie, shit's true af. put that shit in a book or some shit.


1:52 Zappa’s “Watermelon in Easter Hay” wow love this channel even more now!


Wasn't expecting watermelon in easter hay to start blasting at the chocolate cake reveal - Channel 5 never failing to raise the bar


Hearing Frank Zappa in a Channel 5 video is something I never thought would happen. But here I am smiling ear to ear


Impressive use of ‘Watermelon in Easter Hay’ love it!


So hyped they got the founding fathers working for channel 5 🤩

The founding fathers were British - I detect Irony.


great job from the channel 5 crew capturing the mixed sprits and feelings on the 4th of july


Thank you for all the entertaining videos Andrew!


"gave him mids and told him it was runtz"  is real as fuck


"we in the city of Boston, ain't no other city like this" *all his homies are wearing Yankees caps*..tf happen to ya'll, Bean Town? that's blasphemous right there.


these videos make me even happier that I got sober

@TheOnlineGorilla Easier said then done, but that's why you don't do drugs to escape pain

Congrats on the sobriety, man. If that makes you happy then I'm glad for you.

It has the opposite effect for me 😂 being lit is so much funner...

yeah but framing it as strictly medicine makes it sound like there’s no negatives to it, it’s something in between a drug and a medicine

I could drink a crate of beer and still not act as even remotely as stupid as the people in this video. It’s not the alcohol, unfortunately. It’s way worse than that.

@Max they're saying don't talk about bud like it's a drug. It's medicine for a lot of people. Framing it like that is why red states still want to keep it illegal.

@Max He said 'sober' as in alcohol and drugs. not 'unmedicated' as in no cannabis. Thanks. Your welcome. God Bless. But God isnt real. Its just an expression. A dumb one. Sure.

@Dylan Delury that means I don’t wanna experience life without the thc colored glasses

@Airwreck it stops being moderation very easily for a lot of people

Congrats man! Getting sober is no easy thing so good job!

The Boulder takes issue with that comment

I don’t wanna live if I can’t ingest thc


Changing into sandals from sneakers is 100% what freedom is all about


As a Canadian I can totally get behind kicking the monarchy out of our government


Haha 2 seconds of Zappas "Watermelon in Easter Hay" for that piece of chocolate cake! 🍉👍


Love hearing watermelon Easter hay pulling out the chocolate cake


geronimo stilton sounds like a good read. Thank you random girl for recommending

@Joaquin Mijares this nigga said <i>a out a mouse</i> lol

@Joaquin Mijares this nigga said _a out a mouse_ lol

@Alex <br>Did you copy and paste that? Because I recognize that [3], lol.

@Alex
Did you copy and paste that? Because I recognize that [3], lol.

The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]<br>As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.

The story behind the author is both tragic and admerable Elisabetta Dami discovered that she was unable to have children. Shortly afterward she began volunteering at a children's hospital.[3]
As she cared for the sick children, Dami decided to write adventure stories that featured a mouse called Geronimo Stilton as the protagonist.

Just to let you know there are a ton of books in that series, so many it might feel overbearing.


I've sometimes wondered how whole unlit cigarettes wind up on the ground, and now I know.


“If I wasn’t there to see it, I don’t believe in it! What is it? What is the 4th of July?” Andrew is right, the east coast isn’t funny lol


3:45 saying "ay, you guys got nothing to be proud of" to people on the 4th of july is kinda fire lowkey


Nice Watermelon in Easter Hay tease thrown in there. Frank stood up for freedom!

It made me so fucking happy. Channel 5 are legends

I caught that too, Frank Zappa is the model


Was NOT expecting a Zappa song. Didn’t know it was possible to love Channel 5 even more.


Best channel on YouTube! Every single video is fire 🔥 Big up from Italy 🇮🇹


The Geronimo Stilton part gave me the feels. Love that


This is the most unearthly episode, so spooky.


"Don't fool yourself, everybody wears a costume."<br>Frank Zappa

"Don't fool yourself, everybody wears a costume."
Frank Zappa

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

Nah man. Some people go around with an open face


Never thought I'd hear watermelon in Easter hay in a channel 5 vid. Kudos!


4th is genuinely just a good time for friends and family all it’s for not political shit or fireworks from China


Drunk people and the 4th of July, name a more iconic duo


YOO IM HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE NIC INTERVIEWING PEOPLE AFTER SOOO LONG


I was hoping we could get a few words from the cake when he pointed the mic at it.


Geronimo Stilton was the best part of this video. Maybe you guys should start asking kids about their favorite books whenever you interview them kinda like there’s always atleast one person who drops some bars


Man I can’t believe you put watermelon in easter hay over chocolat cake! Props!


That Watermelon In Easter Hay clip after the cake comment is PERFECT


Just saw you on Hot Ones, Andrew. Great to see you blowing up and getting the recognition you deserve!

@Gabe Dinnell 😂😂 huh? then who did you see? smokin dat good glass b careful

Can't believe  I saw him on hot ones yesterday  so crazy, congrats youngster.

@Chris Broatch Wrote the comment before I realized he wasn’t in it lol. More of a appreciation-comment to the channel as a whole. Nick and Evan are great too, of course.

Lol where is he? i swear i didnt even SEE him in this vid.


That 2-3 second of zappa just explains everything lol


Just a suggestion, this would’ve been a great opportunity to promote indigenous perspectives on US nationalism and colonization.


That child passionate about books earned this video a like


Damn, big shoutout to the editor who put Frank Zappa in this one, I knew that guitar riff anywhere even if it was short enough to avoid copyright.


Big ups to all my Geronimo Stilton enjoyers👍🏼


No BS, that little girl was so hyped for that Geronimo Stilton I am about to look it up.


They way you ended on that question was amazing


Found Andrew on Hot Ones and now this is my new favorite YouTube channel


Holy shit throwing in some Zappa over that chocolate cake part A++


There’s more variety of drugs than people in this video 😂


i loved Geronimo Stilton as a kid! nice to see kids still reading it


People unironically wearing OBEY shirts are just something else


I changed out of my sneakers and into my sandals to watch this. Freedom achieved.


The song choice for the chocolate cake was perfect. What a tune.


Yooo Geronimo Stilton was so sick, all the different font styles they used in those books made me wanna be a designer!


The more of these I see the more I'm convinced that the US can't possibly be a real place.


chocolate cake with the Frank Zappa drop??<br>just when I thought I couldn’t love Channel 5 more

chocolate cake with the Frank Zappa drop??
just when I thought I couldn’t love Channel 5 more


Holy fuck. They played Watermelon In Easter Hay by Frank Zappa when the chocolate cake got shown off. This channel is so amazing.


I miss andrew but i like you guys too bruh glad to see new people come on with the same vibe


impressive how quickly this dropped.

like 15 hours after filming.


That one guy is a good friend. Even though I love this and channel 5 that dude is 💯for pulling his homie off camera and telling off the crew. His buddy was wasted. Good for the crew for not giving him a beer 😂 PBR rules. Happy 4th you American degenerates 😘😂


The guys at 3:45 saved him from.... Asking nicely for a beer and a cigarette


i like how there’s nothing to be learned from this video i love it

So I assume you already knew about Geronimo Stilton?

@Fopenplop yah like literally she was trans and umm like she had kids but men can get pregnant and uhh like yahh there's no evidence to prove she wasn't trans so like umm yahh literally

This is a PSA to stay sober kids, and rant responsibly.

Same, it's just America being America. Nothing really surprising in the video, just entertainment.

bro idk about you but i learned the entire plot of a whole geronimo stilton book

Beauties in the eye of the beholder. Always some to learn


man, when he put the mic up to the cake... i felt that


guy saving his friend at 3:44 is a legend lol


Damn that last question does hit hard and yet so many people forget what's it really about. They just see it as an excuse to party...


There is war in my country right now, but USA seems to be even more chaotic :D<br>CHeers from Ukraine. Thanks for actually visiting us right after shit hit the fan, Andrew, kudos

There is war in my country right now, but USA seems to be even more chaotic :D
CHeers from Ukraine. Thanks for actually visiting us right after shit hit the fan, Andrew, kudos


he had me at 'alcohol infused ice-cream'


Ayyyee editor! I see you with that Watermelon in Easter Hay solo in there with the cake! Respect


Hope you guys hire more people. More people = more content. More content shows the world how totally insane America really is, the awesome parts but also, the absolute nonsensical dualities you guys deal with. So we can avoid them, hopefully.


THe people that this channel interviews are the inspiration for morrowind npcs.


Yet another powerful rap to add to the legendary channel 5 collective, it's like a secret ability of his lol he can get anyone to rap for him

Never read that comment before what a unique perspective

since I started watching Andrew I just figured the states are just like that


I can confirm that Geronimo Stilton and the Kingdom of Fantasies is some peak literature


Holy shit, I forgot about Geronimo Stilton. I used to love those books as a kid.


I feel sassier and more confident when I wear it.


I see what Andrew meant on hot ones when he said “the east coast isn’t funny and the west coast is funny”


I genuinely enjoyed the summary of Geronimo Stilton.


i felt it when he put that microphone to the cake


Molly Zef has been known to me for 7 seconds, and I already can't take any more of her.


I officially petition the Supreme Court to amend our laws to make Ginuwine's Pony the National Anthem.

Supreme Court doesn't make or change laws, they just interpret the specifics of how the law should work / be upheld, when they come into question.
Drafting and passing legislation is the duty of congress... but those dickheads can't get anything done.

The government, in its current state, has ceased to function - at least in its intended purpose. In the spirit of July 4th, which is, effectively, to say "F*ck this shit!" - We The People shall convene the Third Continental Congress as the provisional body of government until elections take place. As the first and only matter of this session, Pony has been ratified as the new National Anthem, unanimously, with 2 of 2 votes in favor.


The British still putting their hands in my pocket.

– Australian

The British still putting their hands in my pocket.

– _Australian_


The final question hits hard. I am still looking at my screen, wondering what is the fourth of julaye. I am French.


I feel like I saw this video over a month ago I definitely remember the guy asking for the cigarette and the beer and the dudes tell him we don't have any more beer


Devastating news for the guy to hear they don’t have any more PBR’s


"I changed out of my sneakers into my sandals. That's what freedoms about."


Whoever picked Watermelon in the Easter hay, I fucking love you


Aaah yes. In European countries we are known for not having the freedom to wear Sanford or drink


“Harry styles” had me busting out laughing


"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe in it" - Red hat prodigy


bro i cant believe my man couldnt get a pbr. freedom relies on the willingness of others to cooperate.


Andrew slaughtered the wings of death. YOU THE MAN ANDREW!!!


"If i wasn't there to see it, I don't believe in it." .... That man can vote :)


No cap, the Geronimo Stilton fantasy adventure one was S tier.
I had the copy of the first volume. Not sure how many total volumes there are.
Loved it as a kid. Loved the entire Geronimo series in general.
Rat gang! Sheesh

Ong geronimo stilton and dear dumb diary were some of my go to books in elementary


I FUCKING LOVE GERONIMO STILTON!! Bro I used to binge tf outta those mouse books 🙏🏻🙏🏻


Great Watermelon in Easter Hay drop. Also awesome video as always!


love the nick and evan special episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1:52 that Frank Zappa guitar lick caught me off guard !!! I’m dying hahahahah


tfw you've got nothing to be proud of but you gotta get that man a light


The zappa clip when the dude showed the chocolate cake was just 🤌


Watermelon in easter hay, in that chocolate cake transition made me stoned immediately


god bless the geronimo stilton girl and her family


Boston still holding a grudge against the Brits💀💀💀


Did not expect to be reminded of Geronimo Stilton through Channel 5, let alone the Kingdom of Fantasy series lmfao


This is exactly how we outsiders imagine America is like


"I feel sassier when I wear it" same girl

—  Ƹνα ♡ Ѵєԍα  —


Wish they went towards the Esplanade but there were probably too many people.  Love seeing Channel 5 in Boston


Great video, as usual. Glad to see you guys didn't shill for crypto in the ad for this one.


I always agreed that 'history never feels like history when youre living through it' - until COVID/Poss WW3/Massive sociopolitical tensions and polarization - seeing the President incite a literal Coup etc...i DEF felt like i was living through it tbh...


This is a nice, classic channel 5 vid. A solid return to pure goofy American shit.


Nice to see a video from last year if you're a Patreon subscriber --good to really see the benefits to supporting like videos never shown on YouTube for free as well as extended cuts.


“gave em meds n told em it was runtz” goes crazy


That Harry Styles bit at the end just about killed me.


When the Black guy was talking about Prince Harry and the lady said Harry Styles and he agreed with her...I felt that


A great encapsulation of America right here. Good stuff


Watermelon In Easter Hay?!?!?? This channel gets better and better

hell yea, my favorite zappa song. i had to rewind and make sure i wasnt going crazy.

Nice to see other people hyped about Zappa❤


I like to think that there's hope since there are still people like that mom with her kids and the black guy left.


you gotta get the dynamic range under control on these videos god damn


Why did he put the mic close to the chocolate cake like he’s gonna interview it? lmfao


Isn't saying "Fourth of July" exactly how the Brits would want us to say it...

@Jason traditional american food is basically just British stuff as well though. Beef, pork, toast bread, cider and beer, cabbage, etc.<br>I mean hell, all that frying we do is straight from Scotland. There's a reason why Scotland is also the fattest country in Europe lol.

@Jason traditional american food is basically just British stuff as well though. Beef, pork, toast bread, cider and beer, cabbage, etc.
I mean hell, all that frying we do is straight from Scotland. There's a reason why Scotland is also the fattest country in Europe lol.

@Mike D roast beef with mushy peas and Yorkshire pudding is the flagship british food item. Or a steak and Guinness pie is pretty nice.

@Jason beans on toast with some runny egg yolk is fire

@Ricardo Webb I imagine you are a fan of British cuisine. Could you tell me what is a good example of a British dish? I am genuinely curious. I've only ever had Australian when there for a month and thought it was very similar to British (especially their breakfast) and it was not very appetizing.

@Ricardo Webb Oh ok cool. Because their traditional beans on toast is sooo much better. LOL

@Jason Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that reaching example, toast sandwiches were an item during the great depression...

@The Boulder takes issue with that comment thank god we didn’t take their food trends. They literally have a ‘toast sandwich’ as an actual English recipe

We tried our best to shake our British founding, but we couldn't shake everything. Like how we still use that pointless extra U in some of our words such as glamour

Oh my god… that’s one hell of a shower thought.


"I changed from my sneakers to sandals, that's what america is all about."


Molly Zeff: woke weenie alert. Guarantee she owns at least 2 cats.


Geronino Stilton true embodiment of the Italian American pride


"What to a slave is the fourth of July" —the guy at the end of the video and also maybe incidentally Fredrick Douglass


From competing with sidetalk to imitating them


3:56 I love that we just randomly have B.J Novak cameo in this video


I feel like this is the kinda shit Andrew was ripping on in the hot ones interview haha


There’s no musician more American than Frank Zappa, that was an excellent little music cue


B town obviously has some good runts and Imma gonna start reading Geronimo on Stilts or something like that and break out my sandals for freedom's sake!


Ah yes, Prince Harry Styles of England. The most musically gifted Royal.


Me: Mom, can we have Mike Patton?
Mom: We have Mike Patton at home.
Mike Patton at home: 4:04


“My grandfather came here, and I now I just drink the fuck as much as I want to” - you’ve made your grandfather proud, sonny boy.


Dude at the end is valid. The concerned native americans knows this holiday bs.


America is on its down fall without a doubt. Happy 4th of July


“If I don’t see it, I don’t believe in it. What the 4rth of July?” 🥲 Words.


I just like 4th of July for the Fireworks, Food, Drink, Weed, and Women.


When they dropped the Watermelon In Easter Hay at the chocolate cake it solidified a like


I ain’t watch anything without Andrew in it


If you don’t go out , you can’t look back and say wow I lived that ! !


Those little kids are easily the smartest people in this video!


That dude was fiending for a free beer, then he dropped his ciggie... pain


In a letter to his wife on July 3rd, 1776, John Adams wrote, "It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shows, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more."

He mentions fireworks for celebration all the way at the beginning. I think it's cool to see people celebrate in all those same ways today.

The Chinese may have invented fireworks but by god did Americans embrace them to the fullest

It may be the only dream the forefathers had for the country that actually still exists in it's modern form.

In a reply letter to her husband on July 4th, 1776, Abigail Adams wrote "But what about changing from sneakers to sandals though???"


Gave him mids told him it was Runtz, remember that...


Being someone else who is living in Boston, where'd you go to find these drunks?


You guys did that cashapp ad in the most channel 5 way possible hahaha


For the billionth time, Andrew found a random wannabe rapper who's dropping super shitty bars. Do they fid him or does he find them? Its one of the biggest mysteries of our time.


love to see channel 5 branching outside of just andrew doing interviews. more content for us


1:29 that hero just saved his extended family


Why did the chocolate cake create a romantic moment?😂


4:17 may be the stranger things marathon talking, but this guy looks like Will.


The inclusion of Frank Zappa's 'Watermelon in the Easter Hay' made my day

@Chris Little

Local college jazz stations are the best!

Mine would play everything from Swedish rap to NYHC depending on the time of day.

Same for me.  Kinda like when my local college jazz station played Waka/Jawaka on the radio.  It was a real moment.


Im out here with my pilgrims,  im out here with my... AH AH YOU HESITATED YOU KNOW BETTER


Ain't no way the woman with the little kid can see shot out of those glasses😂😂


Loved the frank zappa's little inclusion


Changing out of your sneakers into your sandals is what freedom is all about baybee


Glad to hear Geronimo Stilton still goin strong


Andrew has been awful quiet since this dropped


I live in the Metro area yet have a stronger Bostonian accent than these city folk.


"If I wasn't there to see it, I don't believe it." Incredible


Fun fact: fireworks are illegal here but we all smuggle them from New Hampshire and set them off anyway


im still trying to figure out what that lady meant by abigail adams being the first trans writer of the constitution


That part at 0:44: History is made by humans. It is the past we live threw and can't relive. History is just a reconstruction of the past from our (or the historians) point of view


There’s so many broken eyes and glassy hearts out there — lol, “🎼ain’t that America”


bro this is literally just how boston is on a normal weekend just add fireworks for the 4th


“ i gave him meds and told him it was runts … remember dat “


nearly a quarter million views in less than an hour; congrats man


"What's his name? The cool one, the one who is cool, the one who is married to MaKoOs..."

"Harry Styles."


How do they find someone to rap in front of the camera in every video.


I'm glad to be an American because I have the freedom to move to a different country.


They died in sneakers so that we may wear sandals.

Ps Molly get at me,

—also nice Zappa ‘Watermelon in Easter Hay’ quickdrop lol


"whats that?"
"its chocolate cake"
--holds microphone up to the chocolate cake.


Have no idea how the redcoats lost to these guys.


the cake spoke and it sounded just like frank zappa. amazing


Joey Salads lost cousin Joey Coleslaws @4:00


If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s FIREWORKS BIITTCCHHHHH!!! YEAAA!!


The chocolate cake only exist in the imagination of the imaginator


It isn't the Fourth of July without drunk incoherent/inarticulate rambling.

Also a bit of context regarding the guy saying Russia is better than USA. This footage is actually from last year, so the invasion of Ukraine hadn't happened yet. I'm willing to bet a significant sum of money that man has changed his mind since time of recording.


1:50 Watermelon In Easter Hay & Chocolate Cake.  Best 4th ever...


feel like im having a fever dream watching this


I agree with that little girl, Geronimo Stilton books are certified hood classics


I'm glad to hear that Harry Styles and Meghan Mackles are enjoying their new life in freedomland.


"gave him mids n told him it was runtz"

nice


Boston seems like Denver skatepark but actually entirely exclusive


What Andrew said on Hot Ones about east coast people not being funny is very evident on this video lol


I highly approve of the burst of Zappa at 1.51.


ngl this ones a miss for me. I love channel 5 for representing the crazy shit in American in a funny way, but with an emotional core at the center of it. This one fell kinda flat. It wasnt super wacky or about something serious. This wasn’t even about a specific event it was just 4th of july. <br>dont get me wrong this channel is amazing and yall do such important work so i mean no disrespect to yall. keep doing what your doing <3

ngl this ones a miss for me. I love channel 5 for representing the crazy shit in American in a funny way, but with an emotional core at the center of it. This one fell kinda flat. It wasnt super wacky or about something serious. This wasn’t even about a specific event it was just 4th of july.
dont get me wrong this channel is amazing and yall do such important work so i mean no disrespect to yall. keep doing what your doing <3


Damned colonials need bringing back into line.


Holy shit, I'm picking up a copy of Geronimo Stilton's adventures right now!


Yo this night I dreamed that I was studying computer science in china and andrew was in my class talking to a bald guy !


I was holy unprepared for that Zappa sample holy shit 🤣


“I changed outta my sneakers, into my sandals. That’s what freedoms about”


DUDE WHEN THE CAKE GUY CAME OUT THEY PLAYED A CLIP FROM A FRANK ZAPPA SONG I NEVER EXPECTED THAT OUT OF ANYONE NOWADAYS THATS INSANE


I literally NEVER want to spend 4th of July there. Come to Tampa Bay next time.


gave them mids and told them it was Runtz.....who can forget that?


Everyone in Boston just seems ready to fight


Channel 5 always comes in clutch when I’m bored


Im tired of living during historic times, I wrote with my brand new phone while sitting in the a/c drinking a coke after eating fillet mignon


ah yes, real freedom. changing your sneakers to sandals.


This video is probably the best Geronimo Stinton advertisement ever made


Look I think we can all agree that Harry Styles. Well said my man.


I'm out here w my pilgrims 😅😅 I cant take that guy serious lmao


Love your stuff. You guys are the GOATs, keep it comin!


someone off cam: harry styles

the man: there we go hes cool

Lol


GOD DAMN boston folk are really just built different


Just remember kids, Christopher Columbus discovered Americ....I cant...I just can't do it anymore


even the children seemed totally drink for some reason


Whoever picked water melon in Easter hay by frank zappa for that half second interlude.

Thank you


Chocolate cake and Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa. Beautiful. Thank you


0:55 "Somebody almost died, but that's what life's all about yo."


"tired of people who are from another place/country telling us what to do" oof well oh boy


Yo, that was some Frank Zappa when they showed the chocolate cake! Watermelon in Easter Hay!


What's the 4th of July?

... He's on to something there.


Not the quality I've come to expect from channel 5.


I bet you the English people watching by this point are celebrating the independence of the USA too


The downward slide continues.  When you guys going to produce something good again???


idea -- what if yall got a female to do some interviews. unless i missed it i feel like it's never a lady always a gent. it would be interesting no??


I see what Andrew was saying about how east coast isn’t as funny


Hahahahha i love when he covered the mic “Russia “


Im start using "im out here with my pilgrims"


harry styles and makhul, the power couple we never knew we wanted


fire.<br>obviously prefer vids with andrew in them but totally makes sense and they can cover more. fuckin love it

fire.
obviously prefer vids with andrew in them but totally makes sense and they can cover more. fuckin love it


I legit bought Geronimo Stilton after watching this video.


When you see the video is less than five minutes long 😔 😭


Bruh I totally forgot about Geronimo Stilton that girl just brought back so much nostalgia lmao


Am I the only one who caught the Zappa song at 1:51? Never thought I'd hear Watermelon in Easter Hay on Channel 5. Just more confirmation y'all are cool


Al Harrington out there in Boston living the dream


Am I out of touch or has this channel descended into complete madness? I can't understand anything anymore.


1:52 I appreciate this appropriate use of Watermelon in Easter Hay!


Shout out that lil girl for putting me on to good literature


We want Andrew back, who are these clowns ?


Lmao I think that last guy was thinking of thanksgiving and not the Fourth of July


Isn't this from last year? Could have sworn I've seen some of this footage before.


"You guys got nothing to be proud of" lmao sir what


I appreciate the zappa solo from the cake


A guy from Boston tried to run me off the road in his Tesla the other day, then followed me to my destination to yell at me, and let me know "IM FROM BOSTON!!".  I am in western Canada.

@ChristopherRobins420 its okay, I understand, it's the internet. What he said was "Well, I'm from Boston! And people don't drive like (you) there!!"
He said that after I explained to him what he actually did in traffic,  and then he thought for a second, and said, "ya I did do that".
I mean he obviously moved here and lives here- I dono bud, it was a very weird experience for me too, he followed me for the whole 10 min drive to the pizza place it was right outta control lol.

@Alana Banana Canada look I’d normally just believe that an American did some stupid shit because of the sheer stupidity of most of my fellow Americans, but nobody follows someone after a traffic incident and then yells “I’m from ____” wherever they’re from.
That literally makes zero sense.
Also why would someone from Boston be driving a Tesla in western Canada? You can’t rent a Tesla.

@ChristopherRobins420 well, it definitely did. He followed me to correct me on my driving when he was in the wrong... and then told me "people don't drive like that in Boston" I said great, this is canada and people don't follow another person in their car to yell at them. I hope he makes his way back down to America cuz we dont want him.

I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for $1000 Alex.


Lmao how the loud "Ain't nobody do it like we do it" guy immediately starts rapping about having sex with someone else's lady like literally every other guy in this country who thinks they can freestyle. So cringe. Hilarious though. And the girl who reads books is super wholesome, gives me hope!


get that man some PBR damn it I know you're hiding it you sneaky finks


Nice Zappa inclusion on the chocolate cake! I hear that shit!


Compared to your usual fare it was a lot of fun to just see a rainbow of people out getting drunk and talking trash


Fuck yeah dude that girl knows what’s up, Geronimo Stilton is an OG


Im still waiting for my Channel5 T Shirt that I ordered weeks and weeks ago


Channel 5 out here dropping snippets of Watermelon in Easter Hay.


relly didnt give the man a pbr, looool. great content thanks. the cig id eternally waiting to be lit


Your 20 minute+ videos get way more attention than these.


The chocolate cake moment was really special


Geronimo stilton is a good book series tho no lie, used to read that in elementary school


For anyone who's actually wondering, no Abigail Adams was not trans.... Lol


The cake with the Zappa music killed me lmao

The way his drunkenness caused him to slur “chocolate cake” killed me lmao


I can't wait for the 30 minute hasan reaction


Oh my god the chocolate cake with the Zappa in the background


What, Andrew had to take sick leave after Hot Ones? ;D


it’s not a channel 5 video unless at least one person raps.

also Geronimo Stilton slaps.


Homeboys should stay behind the camera. All for the extra content though.


Big Ups To My Man Geronimo Stilton We In The Trenches


Man's really thought he did something with the "then why are you still filming me"


1:51 Shout out to Frank Zappa's Watermelon in Easter Hay!


Didn‘t know Harry Styles is married to Angela Merkel. This video is educational.


I swear I saw that clip of the guy asking for a beer before, is this from last years 4th of July perchance?


Theres definitely an epic metaphorical interpretation of the sneakers to sandals endeavor somewhere out there

Come home George. Dad isn't angry anymore just please come home we're worried about you.


1:30 - Citation needed.

Seriously, I went looking for any academic literature and came up short. Anyone have a link to a peer-reviewed historical study?


Siri, show me an example of Boston education standards...


Guy at the end is asking the questions that matter


1:50 Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa
that cake looks pretty good, too


Chocolate cake guy is my spirit animal now.


"The important thing is you have time to spend with the people you love", this is literally showing you are slaves...to take pride in something simply because it affords you freedom from slavery...this is not a reason to celebrate something...if anything it should make you question your narrative and reality, I get it, being comfortable means you are safe, but if being safe means living in a lie, why the hell would you choose that, particularly when it means the destruction of your eternal soul.  I digress, but humans be stupid and programmed, as well as choosing weakness over truth.


gave him meds & told him it wuz runtzz. REMEMBER THAT!!


Well, there's a reason Iraqis have sandals now


Yo that was Watermelon in Easter Hay by Frank Zappa for a second there. He'd be ashamed of what America has become.


i never really stopped to ask myself "what is the 4th of july?"

@The Boulder takes issue with that comment wasnt talking about the french!

@Accidental Genius We had to prove ourselves first. The French didn't send supplies until we beat the British ourselves a few times to prove we were worth the investment. Turns out we very much were

@The Boulder takes issue with that comment haha wow! Ya didnt even do it alone, aussies did.

@CheeryMike hes dutch, he can sense the weed

It's just independence day. We have more respect for ours than say the Canuks or Aussies because we actually fought for our freedom while they just sat around on their asses like good little servants waiting for it to be handed to them lol

@J. woh how did you know I was holding a bong thats crazy!


Bro wearing a blink 182 shirt and a Mohawk dude a time traveler 🤣


AYO CAN WE HEAR MORE BOUT THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE THO


Wtf hasn't that Geronimo Stilton bit already been featured on here or am I going crazy


Geronimo Stilton is actually the shit bro


The video we needed not what we deserved.


Theres not better accent than a Boston accent 💯


did my bro actaully just use frank zappa's "watermelon in easter hay" in this video?????


did not expect to hear a frank zappa riff. Respect


"the indians didn't help them cook shit!" das it! das de troof!!


cant believe i missed channel 5 in my city 😭😭😭


I didn't know "pilgrims" rhymed with "n****a son" but I do now


the Russian guy putting the microphone down and whispering into his face “Russia” with a smile was terrifying lmao

@Molo Mono yeah all good, so long as they don't go to the country then say they hate it after they grant them entry

@Molo Mono I think they just said this as in like. It was funny lol

@Molo Mono It’s the way he said it that was… a bit strange. No matter what country he said, the way he said it was weird lol

Why? Nothing wrong with loving your country of origin, is it fucked up that a nigerian loves nigeria? A syrian loves syria? No of course not, what is more scary is the western people not understanding that sombodies love for their homeland doesnt inherently coincide with international politics.

Smh world is so full of hate


this reminded me a lot of Insomnia with dave attell


I don't believe in any part of history I wasn't there to see!


y tu mama tambien is one of my favorite movies and the ending scene has the same song as the one at 1:51 "Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay"

it most likely is more famous than ytmt but i felt i wss going crazy when listening to it here


Boston!  My town. Pure class seeing it on this channel

Who from Boston uses the phrase "pure class"?


Bro I've been reading Geronimo Stilton since I was able to read it's great


geronimo stilton kingdom of fantasy was a great frickin book


This channel gets the best of people, the worst, and everything and everyone inbetween


them hot wings made Andrew gain some weight on god


Harry Styles randomally passing the vibe check in Boston on 4th of July 😭😭


Watermelon in Easter Hay! What a nice Zappa song!!


Kinda mid for a channel 5 4th of July interviews


Really classic video. Just pure American inebriation

That was tame to the parties I attended yesterday here in Ohio. I'm still hung over lol


I knew Gernonimo Stilton was going to come up based on the title


I dont understand i feel like half of this is secretly from 2021 or im time traveling or sth.


Dude’s freestyling was so atrocious nobody is even bothering to waste their time flaming him in these comments.<br>Down bad.

Dude’s freestyling was so atrocious nobody is even bothering to waste their time flaming him in these comments.
Down bad.


Does anyone think Nic, looks alil like Jake Gyllenhaal younger brother? Which would make Nic Gyllenhaal?


Bro it’s been YEARS since I’ve heard of Geronimo Stilton


Shoutout to my #1 adventure boy, Geronimo Stilton.


1:52 would've been more accurate if it was watermelon, but I appreciate the music


Who knew i would be reminded of Geronimo Stilton through channel 5


gave em mids and told em it was runtz, remember that


yo Geronimo Stilton kicks ass tho no cap<br>He was keeping it 55 back in 2007

yo Geronimo Stilton kicks ass tho no cap
He was keeping it 55 back in 2007


I swear I saw the scene with the guy asking for beer before. Is there a very similar scene in the channel 5 universe?? I'm very disturbed by this I'm so sure I've seen it before


Im sitting here, still trying to figure out what the fourth of july is


Fuck yeah I’m pumped you were in Boston on the 4th


why does the look of these videos always feel like they're from 2013


Cash app, the best way to pay your taxes to the British Commonwealth, or they take your land. Not this time! Happy Birthday America


LMFAOOO using watermelon in easter hay was the strangest fuckin surprise ever. ily editor


‘If I wasn’t there to see it, I won’t believe is’

Ok so what about the first and Second World War? Like, what the hell is Remembrance Day lol. What is it for???


Evan kinda looks like Ed Kowalczyk from the band LIVE


If you turn off the main stream media news and just get offline and hangout America is still the best fucking place in the world


am i tripping or did the geronimo Stilton part come out a year or two ago?


I'm pretty sure the Geronimo Stilton author is Italian


it is so weird to me how men always refer to each other as men but refer to women as females.<br>"you a man, you a man, you a man, shes a female, you a man" huh?

it is so weird to me how men always refer to each other as men but refer to women as females.
"you a man, you a man, you a man, shes a female, you a man" huh?


Watermelon in Easter Hay @ 1:52

Respect. 👍


Do you know who i think is cool?
The.. the.. the son.. the cool one
The one who is married to Markel
"Harry styles?"
That one!

💀


was not expecting Watermelon in Easter Hay but i can dig it


Man i cant be dealing with only 5 minute channel 5 vids man, I need moreeeeeeeeeee

now you know what it's like to be with a 5 minute man


shoutout Geronimo stilton, my man still going to this day


The watermelon in a Easter hey clip respect


Geronimo Stilton slaps, I heard Cash App is the best way to purchase every Geronimo Stilton book and give them to people on the street


Is this some older footage or did i imagine seein the guy asking for a PBR in a vid from awhile back before??? Swear ive seen this before


damn it, Andrew I havent caught up since Complexcon


different vibe than andrew. but lovely all the same


Harry styles is the best prince though. Just the same, can't believe he pulled such a babe as Angela Merkel.


i just wanted to mention her favourite book - geronimo stilton . is italian


I worry we have an education crisis in this country...that is already in full swing..


Channel 5 cinematic universe poppin' off


PLEASE tell me you guys were at Anime Expo.


Is there anything more American than peddling boozy ice cream to a random man with a mic and a wig outside a bar. I love this country


0:25 funny when Americans say sth like that👌😅


My whole personality is that I gave her mid and she thought it was runts 😩yaaaa hearddd bing bong I’m from New York jajaja


Ah yes, my favourite royal family member, Harry Styles.


There were six shootings in boston last night on fourth of july. Glad they safe!

would it really be an american holiday without one

or maybe just day but w/e


at 1:55 song is "watermelon in easter hay" by Zappa. just putting it here bc I know people be asking in yt comments and that snippet wasn't long enough to Shazam, hope this helps 👍


Wow, a FHRITP here in the year of our lord 2022. Amazing.


I don't know man, this video's vibe was kinda off. Without Andrew or Sidam, it just doesn't feel right.


At 3:16 is that song Dark Bonefire by Derek and Brandon Fiechter's on album "Pumpkin Town"? Or at least one of there songs? It's very much sounds like it was composed by them.


It’s no good without Andrew…. It’s actually crazy how bad this is without Andrew……this actually makes me like all the other channel five videos less….please never do this again


1:51 yo is that Watermelon in Easter Hay?


Is Evan related to Andrew they kinda look alike or is just me that thinks that.


Does Andrew have a goddamn beautiful beard?!


Let’s goooo, woulda been nice to have a longer vid tho

@John Ingram that’s facts but still only less than a 5 minute video? Shoulda just not edited it, I know that’s not an option but still


the true meaning of the 4th of july is i drink 6 margaritas


I feel like this is a Walmart version of channel 5


GAVE EM MIDZ TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ, <br>MEMBER DAT'

GAVE EM MIDZ TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ,
MEMBER DAT'


At 1:35 I thought she was giving us her gamertag MollyZeff37


@2:19 This guy is really adamant on drugging people.


Andrew   , your my favorite reporter, tell your boys to do better


How tf u always get someone to rap lmao keep up the good content


Maybe next year you’ll be interested in Canada Day


00:20 i’m from britain and very happy to watch the slow decline of the “greatest country on earth” into all out civil war


3:36 sheesh he doesn’t need anything else


"he's a man he's a man she's a *female*" oh nooo


2:40 I HAVE THAT ONE YESSS …. It's originally Italian tho


That one girl said abigail adams was trans and I cant find anything anywhere that even agrees with that sentiment let alone proves it lol


Fallout 4 players having fun in the commonwealth


THERE IS NO WAY THAT GUY IN THE CASHAPP SEGWAY ISNT RELATED TO ANDREW


1:30 what a shock!  a self-described "White Ashkenazi" (the term itself is oxymoronic, but I digress) trying to re-write White history by saying AA was trans.

my thoughts exactly, it played out so well it felt like parody


Did she just call prince harry harry styles?! LMAOOO!


Dude at 4:04 looks like if Pete Davidson starred in Home Alone (Macaulay Culkin)


Chocolate cake song (1:51) is "Watermelon In Easter Hay" by Frank Zappa, but a little sped up


Yo I looked up Geronimo Stilton and that shit looks like something I would have read the hell out of when I was a kid, girls got taste.


Gave em mids and told em it was Runtz? Come on fool, don't be ripping Boobie.


0:24 idk why the moment i saw this person i was like hell yeah


thanks for the quick zappa watermelon taster


Please drop Yeat interview also this video funny af


props to the watermelon in easter hay sample


Bruh I really tried to find anything on Abigail Adam’s being trans but I think this woman is just out of her mind


Got check out some Geronimo Stilton, thanks for the recom little girl!


The guy at 3:57 reminds me of Ryan from the Office


Being anti American during the 4th? Edgy


Molly zeff is my inspiration because she bought her hat


I could've swore I saw this video before


Bruh I'm 2 hours from Boston missed this 💀


internet says that there is 62 independent independence days in-depending from that same empire...


That cashapp ad, <br>is that Aaron Jake-Rodgers Gyllenhaal?

That cashapp ad,
is that Aaron Jake-Rodgers Gyllenhaal?


That girl didnt lie Geronimo Stilton books were that GAS when i was younger


Stay safe bro. I know its not Ukraine but still


Sheesh, Andrew was right. East coast people aren't that funny lol good piece of journalism though.


If they only knew what happened in 1997.


Thanks for that watermelon in easter hay


Here we see the American in its natural habitat. Drugged up, outside at night, and standing in groups laughing…


Journalism or just filming parties at this point? 🤔


Bruh Abigail adams was the presidents wife lol this lady is in a different dimension


We need links to the background music used


1:55 dude looks like the main character from Disco Elysium


that little frank zappa was a nice touch 1:51


The guy just trynna bum shit off you😂😂😂😂


Hey, you guys got nothing to be proud of.


wish i loved anything as much as that girl loves a mouse 😔


1:04 Guy looks like a cross between Legolas and Stavros Halkias


Is that... the Silent Hill Background sound??


Yesterday is history
Tommorow is mystery
Today is gift
Thay whay it.s called present  master oogway.


Honestly this sucks without Andrew . It’s fun to hear the drunk people but the whole appeal of the show to me was Andrew.


1:51 a quick nod at chocolate cake and Frank Zappa i see u


2:38 her bright future is set in stone already... Immigrant mentality


which ones better america or russia "russia"

buddy as an american i hate to tell you, we both learned from one another and are using said learned tactics againts one another.
:) enjoy your "freedom" while the fighting consist. :) love you sweetie.


i dont know why i thought this was sidetalk for a second


0:25 oh the irony of an American saying that


Whats that ?

Izzz choclake cake

Im dying lol


I swear I saw this exact video like a year ago. Is it just me?


So much of this video reads like a The Boondocks episode


People seem a bit on edge with in this one


there's been bull shit going on sens the us was started lmao LOOK INTO YOUR HISTORY


Dude loves Russia surprised he didn’t get stomped


Am I crazy or is that Geronimo Stilton bit from a way older video?


bless u molly zeff u look great in that hat


dude at the end quoted fred douggie im dead :skull:


1:28 hey bud we're in AMERICA. You don't have to cover the mic to say Russia is better.. You can just say it. Yell it out loud if you want.


Geronimo Stilton sales are now skyrocketing after this video


1:52 epic frank zappa song i appreciated it


Major dejavoo with the dude that got pulled away


This girl talking about Geronimo Stilton is valid


I worked for a family from Framingham.  They were the cheapest rich people I have ever met.  Cheapol


Abigail Adams was the TRANSformer of the constitution. All Spark 4 life. YOURE WELCOME.


The child says she "likes America because it has books".


Everybody was cool except for that black hoodie rapper who thought he had bars but did not.


The genre you are watching right now is adorable ignorance / affirmation by subversion.


harry styles is cool, very true and very wise


Pretty sure I heard some Arizona Bay in there


Yo Andrew Callaghan with the fuckin' Watermelon In Easter Hay? Are you a Frank Zappa person ? DOPE


Who put the Zappa sample on the bit with the cake @1:52 because fuck yeah


Its about 1:30 here Andrew, I believe my guest said, John Quincy Adam's mother was trans


I assume he did a Craig’s list posting for “stupid assholes in Boston”


Guy at 4:06 looks like a pete davidson and joey salads fusion


2:42 isn't geronimo Stilton an Italian comics ?


@ 1:54 bro put the mic to the choccy cake like it finna talk


Can it be called Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan with no Andrew 🤔


wasnt this on patreon from last fourth of july?


"white ashkenazi" thats cap fr on god, that not bussin... not bussin at all XD


im going to read geronimo stilton on god


these guys are alright but where is Andrew?


Another video, another person freestyling lmaooo


Anyone know the ambient background mucus they used?


At 1:49, does anyone know where the music is from?


Nic and Evan?  Nic, Evan.  Nic Evan.  Nice Van.


Why is that guy wearing a sweatshirt that says File Transfer Protocol?


"you got nothing to be proud of" shhhh biiiiii-


wait, who was the second trans writer of the Constitution?


I know I seen that geranamo Stilton clip before


Dude, fucking Watermelon In Easter Hay over the chocolate cake ahahahahah


Yooo they used Watermelon in Easter Hay!


cig dude’s friend seemed pretty peeved that they bothered to dress up in traditional colonial attire.


The Zappa cake bit was pure bliss ty Channel 5


It was my birthday, but I’m Canadian so it’s cool


"gave em meds and told em it was Runts"<br>Ngl this was  trash cause who bites into  a pill like a Runt candy

"gave em meds and told em it was Runts"
Ngl this was  trash cause who bites into  a pill like a Runt candy


It's too bad Runtz are the only weed in existence now. RIP all other weed.


watermelon in easter hay frank zappa😏 great choice andrew


Someone get Roddy Broke tf off the mic. Dude ain’t got Runtz apparently.


We drank and lit sh!t on fire for the USA!!! F*ck yeah!!!


dude said no one does it like Boston Gtfoh I had a manager from Boston in San jose ca he was always picking on the black guy stay classy Boston .how about them celtics lmao


Zappa watermelon in Easter hay channel 5 crossover?


What is the Fourth of July? Really makes you think…


Abigail Adams had like 12 children lol how could she be trans? hahaha


boston has more than 4th of july drunk people this is an average night


how you just gunna blip Frank Zappa in der like that


Yung Embarrassment official YouTube channel


0:25
Guy literally dressed like punks in UK did 40 years ago and yapping shit about "other countries telling us what to do", probably mean UK.


Yeah cash app taxes you instead of king George


Andrew Callahan looks different here I still fw it tho


Bro I thought it was Pete Davidson at first


1:29 Abigail Adams was the first trans writer of the constitution? I looked this up and see nothing about this, not even theories. Does anyone have any sort of context on this?


ok so for anyone else who's having intense deja vu some of these clips were posted a year ago on the clips channel


My 4th of July was ruined since I live by Highland Park. Fuck this whole holiday now. Can't even go to a parade to enjoy the holiday.


Oh god I went to high school with the kid from 4:15


NO THE DAY I DECIDED NOT TO GO TO BOSTON


You a man, you a man, she's a female, I'm a man.


Dawg hire me for ya mexican correspondent


bro i thought that interviewer was joseph costello for a sec


Not some random guy thinking this is a real news station “you got nothin to be proud of man” lmaooooo


Ain't nobody talking bout no Boston music lmao


Is it weird that I keep thinking the guys from the thumbnail are the Chainsmokers?


GAVE EM MIDS & TOLD EM IT WAS RUNTZ! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: FENDIBENJI1


The kid from staranger things at the end


YOOOOOO thats a good song  @ 1:52 Frank Zappa- Watermelon in easter hay


Actually the American Government still requires cashapp to report your annual statements, so don't get it twisted you will definitely have to pay for all the taxes on All INCOME you receive through there app. I think it's kind of misleading you guys saying Britain wouldn't tax it, because most people might not know that they do infact tax your Income through there and by you saying that could lead to people being irresponsible with it and getting a nice federal audit at the end of the year, but to be fair I don't even know if you guys knew about the tax thing 🤣 well now you do.


I will never doubt Andrew’s talent again…..sorry to this dude but this is awful in comparison and doesn’t belong on the same channel


FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS DRUNK TALK ON CHANNEL 5


You were in Boston when you could have been at Anthrocon? For shame.


The fact the thing she loves about America most is actually an import from Italy is hilarious . Happy burn the American flag day


Is this a re-upload? Ive seen that Geronimo girl before.


bastin don't got nothing on covid marquette


Tell that russian to get back over the wall


1:28 Not even gunna play. I’d of laid guy clean out and it’d just of got cut out in the editing guy!!! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🙌🏼🤷🏻♂


What was that one person talking about with Abagail Adams being transgender?


it about the 2A and leaving crown. lol jesus


is there a way i can purchase a copy of Geronimo Stilton and support that family?<br>100 % serious kind of drunk but have a guilty sober conscience

is there a way i can purchase a copy of Geronimo Stilton and support that family?
100 % serious kind of drunk but have a guilty sober conscience

i wanna read more i guess so i'll do it if you reply @Channel 5


Is this a reupload I swear i’ve seen this


Umm.. sorry but who are these guys? <br>Where’s Andrew?

Umm.. sorry but who are these guys?
Where’s Andrew?


Really disappointed that nobody rapped in this video...


It's amazing how canada remained under british rule longer and is way less cringe.<br>also ngl american politics/systems kinda looking broken.

It's amazing how canada remained under british rule longer and is way less cringe.
also ngl american politics/systems kinda looking broken.


Are there any Americans that actually know what freedom means? 4th of July and another mass shooting. 🤔


Thought the girl said Rumple Stilskin at first.


yo that song lmao come (back) to kingston


Didn't this video get uploaded a few years ago?


Abigail Adams had 5 kids she was not trans…


Kinda disappointed Andrew didn’t make an appearance


I’m certain you, Andrew can do better. Far too much doo wap profanity.


Is this the worst rapping we've seen in a Channel 5 or NGNB video?


I am so confused about 1:28 . Abigail Adams what now?


visit nashville at some point, maybe durring the cuntry music hall of fame<br>yall would have a blast on broadway

visit nashville at some point, maybe durring the cuntry music hall of fame
yall would have a blast on broadway


send that guy back to russia then, even russians in canada are like that, ridiculous


Channel 5 never fails to find a white rapper


Where is Andrew channel 5 isn’t channel 5 without him it’s just another all gas no content scheme again


3:18
can i haz beer pls 🙏
no more sorry  🤷♂
angy 😾


Lol, I didn't see it I don't believe crap...... if only he really thought that


no cap these are the worst people ever 😂


Geronimo Stilton sales after this video  📈📈📈


Where's the guy who's name is in the channel name?


I don't even read but... Geronimo Stilton bitches<br>Read it

I don't even read but... Geronimo Stilton bitches
Read it


why tf do y'all keep going to boston lol


Happy to see nick and Evan in front of the camera


I absolutely love this channel but I wish it ran a bit longer than 5 to 10 mins.


Enjoy all the uploads! This one felt like it lacked some of the substance of the longer videos though.


thank you for meeting the demand for your videos by scattering everyone about and everyone making shite. loving it. but makes me want more of the og shit w all of yall on the street at once. either way new patreon member incoming bouls


the watemelon in easter hay lick hit me from left field so hard I forgot what I was watching for a second


Love when channel 5 uploads even when it’s a re-upload!


1:50 bro i laughed so hard, sweet editing


I like how he lowers the mic to the cake like if it was going talk.


That chocolate cake scene hit me like a truck


“Now I just drinks as much as the fuck as I want too. Beautiful country”


I cant believe they got Chocolate cake to agree to an interview


The way he put the mic up to the chocolate cake 😭😭


“What’s the cool prince, the one married to MAEKLE”<br>“Harry styles”

“What’s the cool prince, the one married to MAEKLE”
“Harry styles”


Crazy how the Frank Zappa solo works w/ the chocolate cake (1:51)


“If you don’t go out you can’t look back & say I lived that” vibes 😅 also “fendi bendi” hmmm should be arrested on site according to his amazing lyricism 😂😂😂💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼


the kids were really cute. The rest of the vid gave me vice circa 2012 vibes.


the watermelon in easter hay clip was so good lmfao


the fourth of july reminds us of the sounds of our freedom


"Whats his name? the Son the one who's cool?"

Prince Harry.

"The one who's married to Markle(s)?"

random bystander: HARRY STYLES?

THERE YA GO. HE'S COOL.


Love the three seconds of Zappa you threw in there


It wouldn't be Channel 5 without someone dropping bars


I still dont believe cash app isnt just a peer to peer service


IDC what no one says that lil girl is living the American dream


Shoutout to the chocolate cake guy, keepin it fiddyfiff


The chocolate cake guy has life figured out.


Abigail Adams was the first black trans writer of the constitution. Very cool


Oh shit that guy has to be a Callaghan he sounds exactly like Andrew!


1:53 lmao they aimed the mic at the chocolate cake


Ben Franklin fought for my freedom to wear flip flops or sneakers as I please and I'll be god damned if I let some British bastard take that away from me. God bless America


Andrew please be at Oregon Country Fair this weekend


1:50 chocolate cake XD HAHA LOVE HIS VIBE


can't say russia unless it's in a whisper now 😂


Dude is a huge fan of file transfer protocol.


Saw Andrew in Capitol Hill over the weekend, man of the people


more proof that critical thinking is a long lost skill in modern america


I think the guy at the end is confusing the 4th of July with Thanksgiving


Why is this content so funny for no reason


Gave em mids and told em it was runtz… remember that


The episodes are kind of wack without Andrew 🤷


Why the fuck are humans ok with alcohol being legal forever, and we're just now ok-ish with cannabis. This video shows why this shit needs to be outlawed!


Did they put the microphone near the. Chocolate cake?

what did it say?

Did they put the microphone near the. Chocolate cake?

*what did it say?*


Would love to hear that guy expand  on more of "what he doesn't  believe  in" I just didn't get his point


Geronimo Stilton still entertaing the youth


only channel 5 would sneak a frank zappa song into a fourth of july video


4:04 Mike Patton is looking youthful. fair play.


yeah she absolutely right Geronimo Stilton goes crazy

u̴n̴d̴e̴a̴d̴


The legendary channel 5 and Frank Zappa collab


can someone please fact check the Abigail Addams is trans thing? I really want to know


gave him mids and told em it was runtz… remember dat


Why do rappers always have to insult my girl? That's my girl. They wouldn't like it if I made fun of their girl.


25 minute crew
Hello Hasan 👋
Hope everyone’s having a nice day

Thought I might try something.
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1:52 watermelon in Easter Hay - Frank Zappa. Awesome!


shouts out Geronimo Stilton, miss that guy


It's not a Channel 5 video without at least one person rapping


Good to see Elizabeth Warren getting out and mingling amongst the common folk 1:30


Whg can't people just call it independence day.


As a Massachusite, I wanna say these people don't represent us... But they do :(


I should not have been eating food when that Geronimo Stilton segment came on. I just spit fucking food all over my desk and now there's curry in my keyboard.


2:00
"I gave him mid and told him it was runts.."
That's a ripoff straight from a Boobie Lootaveli track.. clear as day.


These videos are like the X-Files tv series


Channel 5 should visit Salem during October.


PFFT Abigail Adams was not trans…

was she?


isnt this from last year? ive literally seen all of this video before


"white Ashkenazi"
Pick one.
You don't get to be both.


Is this from last year? I swear to God I've seen a clip of that guy who wanted a pbr a while ago


Capital will hand out the nicotine but not the PBR! And then have the addicts interred.


Raining in summer... I want to go to americaaaaaaa man ... I want to be a citizen in this goddamn beautiful country, man!<br>Fuck my damn life man.

Raining in summer... I want to go to americaaaaaaa man ... I want to be a citizen in this goddamn beautiful country, man!
Fuck my damn life man.


Bro...Frank Zappa in a Channel5 video? They really doin it.


Molly Zeff 37 yrs old your fact is false. she did a lot for woman's rights but I've found nothing about her being transgender or writing any of the constitution.


Anyone else have like the middle repeated towards the end like a double edit


So true, bro. Harry Styles is pretty cool


We are going to go see you soon I don’t know


@1:48 thank you for identifying correctly


there has t o be more content then 5 minutes


this is old tho, thisis 2021's 4th of july lol


Watermelon in Easter Hay. Just when you thought Channel 5 couldn't be greater ...


not me googling "was abigail adams trans"


Next 4th of July go to the intersection of 24th street & Harrison in San Francisco !


Add Boston to the list of places not to go


Did i smelll old geronimo stilton content lmao jk love you andyroo


That Harry Styles guy is pretty cool. He married that Markle lady.


watermelon in eastern hay, fuck yea dude!


americans are english people with amnesia that they are british - saying they dont like being told what to do whilst telling the natives what to do


funny in the land of the free there so many prisoners like in no other land.


Yep, only in the US you can drink as much as you want. Also, I thought you aren't even allowed to drink in public spaces and you gotta use a paper bag for alcohol, lol.


Interviewing people in a parliament wig rocks.


its been a monf Andrew where my fukin shirt boybout to take legal action.


* says something subversive *<br>im ashkenazi btw

* says something subversive *
im ashkenazi btw


Why care about the Queen and the Royal family?! 😂 maybe because if you see how they allowed religion to divide the royal family and the rest of society and Willy nilly pick the next monarch because of the religion they chose? Extremely interesting…


channel five without andrew callaghan.....


Last guy spittin never seen Britain I don’t believe in that shit


first dude sound like the ghost of sunny choppas


and in another part of country someone shooting the parade


shoulda asked the russian guy why is he in America if he likes it less


get rid of these dudes and have andrew only


Why did that dudes sandals make me so uncomfortable?


What’s the song at 0:48 I know it but can’t remember


Lol this girl is 37 and all she has done is bought a hat


I like the use of FZ “Watermelon in Easter Hay”. <br>(people be like “wtf does that mean?!?” Lol)

I like the use of FZ “Watermelon in Easter Hay”.
(people be like “wtf does that mean?!?” Lol)


I feel like 4th of July is one of the only days a year where it's acceptable to get absolutely hammered. Pour one out for our ancestors.


Jesus Christ that 5 min video felt like 5 years

When Jesus christ says his own name you know shit's up


no matter what the video is about he always finds someone who can freestyle. keep it up andrew 💪💪💪


Too much editing what they are actually saying. Just to make it look like what? Everyone is crazy? Why so many edits..? Mixing up the stuff they are saying.


1:30 wtf is this lady on? Casue I want some


Bruh not cool making video about Ukraine at war and showing that "russia > America" footage afterwards.<br>Why give russians more media time than they already have?

Bruh not cool making video about Ukraine at war and showing that "russia > America" footage afterwards.
Why give russians more media time than they already have?


"Changed my sneakers into my sandals that's freeedom "🤣🤣🤣


cool to see nic and evan out in the wild


putting the mic up to the guys chocolate cake was just <b>Mwah</b>

putting the mic up to the guys chocolate cake was just *Mwah*


Your editor is a mad lad for that turn around speed.


I really hope you guys did Nantucket for the 4th there's some wild shit that goes on on those beached.


That dude was so drunk I’m surprised he was upright as long as he was


We usually meet family and have a nice time on our national holiday.


That pause before the rapper said the N-word -- you could really tell he wasn't sure whether he could say it lol


NGL after how America's turned out, perhaps they should have stayed subordinated to the Brits.


BRO MY BUDDY IS GETTING ME INTO ZAPPA AND THEN WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY STARTS PLAYING, WHAT THE FUCK THATS FUCKINN SICK


20's Gonzo Journalism, take over the world with the people's truth channel 5! Hunter Thompson would be proud❤


EARLY AS FUCK
YES 🙌🏼
Love y’all so much. Keep doing what you’re doing


So cool they were able to interview Liz Lemon on this show

lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing. It's her twin!


Freedom is getting drunk in the street. That's about all we got left


the old head in the red sox hat is the best representation of an old head i have ever seen lmao


Spend with time with people that you love


Andrew you don't look so good. Those hot wings sure took a toll on you... you alright man ?


Is there a single channel 5 episode where somebody doesn’t rap?


If only there was some type of app that would let me send money to people online🤔🤔🤔hmmm they should call its cash application


i guess he said america, if not, some of his family member in russia will be declared ''lost''.


I was expecting something else, where is my booy Andrew...


With how comparatively normal she presents herself, Molly ends up looking the craziest


i love geronimo stilton. that kid is based


I'm a simple man. I see Channel 5 video, I watch Channel 5 video.


Wait… it wasn’t raining in Boston on the 4th of July


yesssssssssssssssssss hahaha i love all your vids, keep it up :D


This is kinda weird to see a notification for when I already watched this a year ago lmao


Pink shirt guy near the end is a good friend


4th of July. Truly, a silly British holiday.


He's kind of pulling off the look with the wig


my channel 5 shirt came in the mail the same time i got this notification


Did that lady just say John Adams wife was trans Lmaoooo wtf is she smoking.


You guys gonna cover the Illinois shooter? He was a SoundCloud rapper.


You've never looked more normal than in this news report Andrew. You wear the wig well my friend 🤗


that little girl real asf for really liking geronimo stilton


1:50
Zoot Allures?! I knew you guys were cool


Was this last year's 4th of July? I swear I've already seen this.

This is definitely from last year, wasn't even raining yesterday

@LD 50 Not a re-upload, was posted after the 4th on Patreon last year but never released on YouTube

Yes, it was uploaded last year on Patreon. There's many videos there that he doesn't give access to on YouTube

another commenter said it was from last year so i guess it's a reupload?

no hate, channel 5 subs have grown massively, give em that cashapp money


This is the 4th of july episode from last year


Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev


Is this a reupload? I swear I've seen this one before


17 mins, 34K views <br>C5N on that new heat


Wait is this from 2021? I swear I've seen this video before


here before the bald, the goblin and the hobo react


Wait what did that guy say again? I couldn't remember.


This video was so dense like a rich dessert

Like that delicious looking chocolate cake...


some days you love boston…some days you hate boston……..


Andrew was right, east coast is not funny, and im from NY


We can all agree that he never disappoints us with his content 💐


americans taking a day to eat burgers before they go back to hating america again


Where's Andrew? Who are these clowns? This was the least enjoyable channel 5 vid I've seen.


Re upload right? I remember the freestyle guy


where is Andrew?

who is this clown in the wig?


you got nothing to be proud of? my man you are literally here. like right here so it must not be that bad.


1:56 dude looks like a republican hasan abi haha


AT leAsT ouR SKEWLS AREN'T LIKE CALL oF dUtY-💂♂


Fucking mad that you need a cash app to send people money. Land of the free.


YOOOOOO FRANK  ZAPPA WATER MELONS IN EASTER HAYYYYY


He is the worst rapper of all time. Remember that.


Why this little girl reminded me of the Pakistan grape video? 🥴😂😭


LOL........Geronimo Stilton is an Italian children's chapter book series written by Elisabetta Dami under the pen name of the title character.[1] Scholastic Corporation has published the English version of the series in the US since February 2004, and the books are published by Sweet Cherry Publishing in the UK.

@10_CAM_01 She's great! I wish I was that cool when I was her age.


Was that a Zappa sample on the chocolate cake?

Forget it. I was listening to it @ 1.25x. Watermelon in Easter Hay. Zappa for sure.


Weak sauce. Unworthy postable video, they tried... Minimally.


Just edit and film. We don't know you guys yet. Don't try too hard to be funny


Molly Zeff 37   years   old white Ashkenazi, seems cool


Hat lady love what it but im really interested in Abigail Adam I can find anything about trans


If someone can find evidence that Abigail Adam’s is trans I would appreciate it! That would be interesting but I feel like that lady was capping


The rapper looks like a white Ritchie with a T


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The fourth coverage I never knew I needed


Hell yeah, love me some Andrew Callahan!


now that's the notification I like to see


this is the best channel 5 video (it was posted 45 seconds ago)


POST THE SUMMER SMASH VIDEO NOWW.   I WAS THEE


Why that white dude sound like Swizz Beats


Rest of the world needs our 4th July... To get rid of America

Данило Комненић


as a Canadian, I am so confused as to what this is trying to show or what the point of this entire 5 min clip is.


That little girl is so proud to be American!! What a gem. God bless this beautiful country of ours!! GERONIMO STILTON!


Russian man: "I love Russia but I love America"
Nic: "Which one's better?"
Russian man: Russia

Putin 1 - America 0

Russian man: "I love Russia but I love America"
Nic: "Which one's better?"
Russian man: *Russia*

Putin 1 - America 0


Unpopular Opinion: I want the British back


If there's stupid people, Channel 5 will find them.


Probably one of your weakest videos yet. Not because you weren't in it, but because it was super short and only had maybe 3 funny/goof interactions.


countless comments in no time lol<br>bump


east coast isn't funny no matter how hard you try. my jaw is just open like waiting to laugh. they are interesting like a donkey show like I can't look away, but not funny.


lets be real, this is not a good commercial for America.


ppl from boston wanna be from ny so bad lol


That is the most disgusting looking chocolate cake I've ever seen yuck yuck yuck


The ashkenazi jewish woman asserts that a founding father was transexual.


I’m Molly
ZEFF
Thirtyyy
Sevennn
Years
Olllld.
WHITE.
Ashkenazi..
andiboughtahat
😎

I’m Molly
ZEFF
Thirtyyy
Sevennn
Years
Olllld.
WHITE.
Ashkenazi..
*andiboughtahat*
😎


I'm pretty sure the "Abigal Adams" fact is little know because it's not true... like, she gave birth and then served as first lady... what's more trans than that?


can't watch this channel cause everyone is too american and it's not funny anymore yeah i know this is a 4th of july vid but still


"Why do I give a fuck about britain.......... and the queen.......... I ain't from there......"

Real.

Also

"Abigail Adams was the first TRANS..." oh fuckin' boy here we go

Damn bro some choice quotes from this shit and im not even a quarter the way through 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


This used to be a great silly channel and then it became too political


0:48 what is this song called?
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Also these people wildin, tf.


this would be my nightmare - the worst celebration in the worst city.


Could never imagine saying “I’m from boston” 😂


The Russian guy didn't need to cover the mic to say Russia. We allow you to say that here. Now if you would have said America you may just have to stay here


Molly and her hat are just the cutest shit ever


of course the ashkenazi would mention a trans founding father. on queue.


“Americans are so ignorant.” Sounds about right.


This after saying east coast people are boring

I don't think he said boring- I think he said not funny. And I get that cause the funniest thing about this video is that people are wasted- people aren't ignorant enough to be as funny imo. There's a reason they can get an hour long vid out of the Trump truckers and a 5 min vid of Boston.


An Ashkenazi Jew brought up trans people…. What a coincidence.


Hard disagree.

I like that they can split up to cover more stuff and create more content.