Gender neutral, emotional connection to the partner, ear eating, super close up breathy sounds, soft music in the background and over 20 minutes, it actually can't get better than this
"Your desperate best friend need you" I'm happy to help in anyway I can when I saw the word LEWD please behave, please behave but if she really needs me I won't fight it. 💘 💘
Her: “ don’t you have anything for your BFF Lydia?” Me: “ Lydia, how did you get out of Skyrim? Wait, oh no!” Off in the distance: “ Hey you, finally awake.”
Dear diary, today was a weird day. First a friend came over. I apparently gave her the best massage in human history. After that she tried to consume my head as hard as she could but she wasn't successful. It was fun. But the the omnipresent demon, that is my mother tried to shift through the walls so I didn't get the happy end I expected. It was a good day.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
@Trickster is here You gotta clean your ps4 Like open up your ps4 And clean out the dust in fan Just look it up on YouTube How to clean the inside of your PS4
Daniel Fenton2021-05-01 00:17:04 (edited 2021-05-01 00:17:20 )
Remember folks it'll be strictly business, with absolutely no alternative ideas whatsoever (hopefully). 😒☝️🧐 Although it doesn't necessarily mean there's nothing going through the other's head!
No im straight and married with kids top that lmao 😆 n yes my husband knows i listen.meditations to boring i dont fantasize about being the person i just like the spicy stories 😉
@Loaf It's like an audible romance book to me. Hell my mother-in-law gave me a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey when it first came out this is nothing compared to books that everybody reads show me there is no difference I just don't have the time read books very often because I have kids if I could put headphones on and no one knows what I'm listening to I can name some other books or magazines that are worse send this to that married men and women have☺😉 just saying
This was honestly horrible. It has the same amount of acting as an actual porno. First of all she kept making the listener sound like a drug dealer. Second of all she was so vague, like u could have said massage instead of rub down & shit. Third of all (like Peter Griffin said) it insists upon itself
Everyone: (thinking the knocking is real)
239 likesMe with an energetic dog: Unlike you I don’t have such problems!
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it's real convenient half of the time and really annoying the other half.
9 likesThe knocking scared the shit outta me cause I listened to this at night and my bed is next to a window
4 likes8
1 likeSame boat
0 likesAnd then there's me with a nosy cat and a door that doesn't lock
1 likeThe fact that she's not kissing, she's eating a watermelon aggresively in the mic.
5 likesA masterpeice indeed.
Gender neutral, emotional connection to the partner, ear eating, super close up breathy sounds, soft music in the background and over 20 minutes, it actually can't get better than this
25 likes"Your desperate best friend need you" I'm happy to help in anyway I can when I saw the word LEWD please behave, please behave but if she really needs me I won't fight it. 💘 💘
40 likesIf my friend ever made those noises I would have a lot of questions
64 likesReplies (2)
Same, but he’s a guy, so I think we’d be worried for different reasons.
8 likes@The man in my profile is a MENACE 5 months late but nice username
2 likesThank you for making me realize that I do indeed have standards and there are some women I could never go for.
38 likesReplies (4)
How tf did a mudkip get a phone?
15 likes@Rachel Griffiths how tf did a mudkip get a drivers licence for a ship
11 likesThis i can agree too
3 likes@Dom how TF did mud Kip get to be a general
0 likesHer: “ don’t you have anything for your BFF Lydia?”
141 likesMe: “ Lydia, how did you get out of Skyrim? Wait, oh no!”
Off in the distance: “ Hey you, finally awake.”
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Another voice next to you, “Damn you Stormcloaks...”
13 likesLaughs in no door and dog
3 likesaaaahhh yesthe skyrim meme
0 likesSTOP! You violated the law
0 likesYou should play Skyrim more
1 like@Todd Howard it just works
2 likesAll your items have confiscated!
0 likes"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
0 likesCitizen.
0 likesI was an adventurer once......
0 likesSkyrim is the best midevil game ever to exist.
0 likesI have never been so happy to have headphones in during that massage part my brother was not 4 feet from me lol
13 likesReplies (1)
oh god
2 likesTwo videos in day, we are being spoiled 😊😊😊
3 likesI like it ;3
Keep up the good work Kitty ;3
Her: don’t be creepy
4 likesAlso her: I wonder what else you can do with those fingers
Your skills with your voice is amazing!
4 likesHope this story continues 😸
12 likesI didn't know I was so good at giving massages
14 likesThat door knocking scared the hell out of me for a sec there 😂
16 likesShe needs me, and i’m on my way!
34 likesReplies (2)
I'll give ya a lift?
1 likeI called an uber for ya
0 likesSay less, I got you. Hope you're doing well. Much love 💘
5 likesgood work kitti. i love it.
1 likeMe: slightly touching her shoulders
89 likesHer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!😫
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the child hiding in the closet: yamate porfavor (two languages in 1 sentence)
4 likes@LogNworld does it say stop please?
0 likes@Usernotfound yes
1 likeLMFAO
0 likesLydia:my muscles, oh my muscles
6 likesMe a man of culture:involuntarily flex
The door-knocking fucking terrified me
256 likesI thought someone is trying to beak in
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Me with a crowbar: everything’s good man
27 likesMe who has a dagger on my nightstand: All good here mate
3 likesJesus same dude wtf was that I nearly fell out my chair
4 likesSounds like someone's breaking in
7 likesIt's just the storm dick, sit down
I instantly said 'yeahh, door's unlock !'
5 likesSorry bro that was just me I'll leave now
4 likesMe already dead: no one at yo door
2 likesI know
2 likesMe with a bag and modded nerf guns: All good here Brudda
1 likeThank you me feel safe now
0 likes1 2 3 4 I'm at your door
1 like@scream oh no mr. Perfect cell pls dont hurt me
0 likes@Blank Spotato I can't promise you anything but it will involve a bat
1 like@scream oh god
0 likes@Blank Spotato do you want to play baseball
0 likes@scream maybe
0 likesThe fact that it comes warm out of the sound when she breaths is a bit scary and cool XD
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Can u explain im confuses
0 likes@michael montgomery i mean if you have headphones only, put your hand to the sound area and you will feel warm when she breaths
0 likesthe fact that the knocking came from the the direction that my door is in really did catch me off guard
0 likesCool and Satisfying ASMR 🤗💖🤗 Thank You 💖🤗💖😀💖🙏💖😴💖
0 likesgreat episode, but the knocking startled me right out of the chill mood you put me in. Now I need some more backrubs to calm down again. wink wink
2 likesIT'S 3AM AND THAT DOOR KNOCKING SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME!
67 likesReplies (2)
SAME HERE
2 likesTime stamp?
0 likes"I don't want to ruin our friendship" proceeds to call soda "pop"
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I'm a bit confused but is there seriously a difference? lmao
2 likes@JustChilled yes! its called pop, not soda. its not the 1980's, nobody calls it that
1 like@JustChilled Yes there is, normal people say soda
2 likes@D : Who calls it "pop" except for northerners?
2 likes@Wocky Slush idk honestly. maybe its an american thing only, maybe its canadian, but ive never heard it called soda by someone from europe :/
2 likes@D : Imagine not being American
1 likeI don't really see the problem-
1 like@Wocky Slush imagine being fat. whoops, i meant american
1 like@JustChilled how unfortunate
1 likedon’t be salty cause y’all ain’t got that dump trunk
2 likes@some gurl huh?
1 like@D : bro wtf are you talking about, never is you this pressed about someone calling it “pop”
0 likesDear diary,
9 likestoday was a weird day. First a friend came over. I apparently gave her the best massage in human history. After that she tried to consume my head as hard as she could but she wasn't successful.
It was fun.
But the the omnipresent demon, that is my mother tried to shift through the walls so I didn't get the happy end I expected.
It was a good day.
I got those tingles, damn
1 likeThank you for this 🔒🔥💎💯❤💖
2 likesDon't worry I got you, let's do this
26 likesHey, do you plan on continuing the series with Saicho (the Deredere asylum patient)?
2 likesWe ALL got the ever loving sh!t scared out of us at 20:50
3 likesThis got me thinking about friends having intercourse and i think its lovely and now it being associated with young love makes alot more sense to mr
0 likesLol its funny that the kissing part is like she’s eating smth 😂😂
14 likesIs it wrong for me to wish for a massage like this?
4 likesReplies (1)
Is it wrong for me to want to be the masseuse?
1 likeI'm here for you.
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You are the reason I know how good an asmr is going to be
20 likes@Spectauron same
9 likesThis is what mean when I say that your fucking everwhere.
8 likesHey we meet again
5 likesGod damn it, I found you on like 5 ASMR channels
2 likesDamn it GioGio
1 likeWhat up Giorno
0 likesSTOP SHOWING UP
0 likes@SmhSilva that's the problem HE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
0 likesThis audio makes me want to pet my cat
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Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
4 likesEzio_The_Fox.exe has stopped responding.
Reason for Crash: Phrasing Issue
Please Restart Mainframe
Witch cat 😏 lol jk
3 likesOdd but okay
1 likei dont like how both of my ears get more attention than the other after every 5 seconds
0 likesDesperate? For me?
7 likesI'm flattered
BFF: starts moaning while getting a massage
0 likesMe: your doin this on purpose arent you??
Roses are red
49 likesViolets are blue
I just realised something
Are we a drug dealer too?
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The rp got a bit too real
3 likesSo true
1 likeI was thinking the same thing
0 likesCan’t tell if she’s getting a massage or not
1 like7:36 "that feels so good."
3 likesThat's what she said.
Why the realistic knocking? Actually thought someone was at my door for sec
32 likesReplies (1)
I am not fooled so easily...
1 likeWen I heard the knocking I didn't think it was real.. I though to myself that's the knock of death
3 likesMy friend : I watched 2 lewd asmr’s
0 likesMe: who has a playlist of wet sounds: amateur 😎
Cucumber Approved
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
2 likesMoth Approved
4 likesThe imortal, Ash, approved
2 likes69th like POG
1 likeKanye West approves too
6 likesi will follow you everywhere cucumber
Cult noises intensify
1 likeWell now I know this is a good video
1 likeCucumber be everywhere 👀
2 likesBro after the first knock my sibling opened the door and I screamed😭
2 likesI'm on my way my best friend im desperate too
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It only work if ur a female tho
1 likeShrek: "Like that's ever gonna happen."
15 likesBruh this scared the shit outta me the mic quality is just-
5 likesI’m sorry 4:31 HAS ME ABSOLUTELY DEAD 😭😭😭
2 likesthe knocking made me throw my phone across the room...
3 likesReplies (1)
Reasonable
0 likesI DIDN’T READ THE TITLE.
0 likesI DIDN’T EXPECT WHAT I HEARD.
AND I DIDN’T CARE THAT I HEARD IT
16:34 Me and the boys outside Walmart waiting for the PS5
7 likes“/
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how do you do the time stamp fing
0 likes@Cem Moorcroft you skip around the video and go backwards from there “/
0 likesYare Yare
1 likeAching and sore muscles means gains and looking like me
The intro made my back twitch fucking HARD!
0 likesMuch obliged.
1 likeSNAPBACK TO REALITY
0 likesNeeds me ok I’m here to help
1 likeDoor Knock
0 likesMe Listening to this at 2:AM: ALEXA PLAY LED SPIRALS
I wonder, how many people die from peanut allergies a year?
97 likesReplies (7)
150-200 ppl
11 likes@some gurl I'm not one of them
5 likes@Luxuking Kingdom yet
24 likesNot with that attitude
6 likesUmm idk
0 likes@not_here1231 pee nus wee nus
0 likesI don’t want to be one of them.
1 likeI hope I won’t be.
Oi Josuke! When life gives you lemons...
23 likesReplies (7)
You chuck them at people
8 likesYou kidnap people.
8 likesCut them.
Put them in a p o o l of lemons juice and watch them writhe in discomfort and pain.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
9 likesYou erase them with your ZA HANDO
3 likesYou eat em'
2 likes@Moon Knight Ain't that wacky
0 likesU make a cannon to fire Lemmon juice in ppl eyes
0 likes11:14 my ps4 when I turn it on
58 likesReplies (4)
I have a ps4 pro and I can relate I hate the ps4 pro any tips on how to stop the noise.
4 likes@Trickster is here
2 likesYou gotta clean your ps4
Like open up your ps4
And clean out the dust in fan
Just look it up on YouTube
How to clean the inside of your PS4
@xEli k thanks
1 like@Trickster is here
1 likeNo problem
CAN I GET A HOOAAAYEAAAHHH?
1 like11:05
Well looks like im not done with you yet
1 likeMa'am I'll have you know I am quite loyal to my body pillow, I would want her to think I'm cheating.
0 likesReplies (1)
💀💀
1 likeNo I must not cheat again
2 likesReally aggressive at the end look like I could t stop her overwhelming desire
Yo holy shit I got so scared at the knocking I literally when into my fighting stance 😂😂 got so scared
I’m going to hell for just clicking on this video ain’t I
0 likesI’m even more desperate
2 likesGiorno isn’t here everyone it’s safe
1 likeThe weed talk got me hard as a rock bruhda
0 likes12:19-16:36
0 likes16:51-20:00
Whatever you do dont fart in his face NYAAA
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“I fear no man but this thing...it scares me”
5 likesI have Bluetooth earbuds and they were about to die fastest I've ever grabbed my phone
0 likesNeed a makes weird noises while she thinks gf it's cute
0 likesWhat was the music being used in the video I recognized one of them but I forgot the name
0 likes............yeah that someone im into is fictional ...like this "friend" so yeah why not....
1 likeDam girl come up for air
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💀
1 like3:30 if you were pretty good at art i would suggest an art contest... but that counts as a game so...
10 likes12:19-13:00
0 likesDesperate are we
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Indeed...
3 likesIndeed...
1 likeRemember folks it'll be strictly business, with absolutely no alternative ideas whatsoever (hopefully). 😒☝️🧐 Although it doesn't necessarily mean there's nothing going through the other's head!
1 likeWhat happens after the babe come over meme
1 likeSugi wa jotaro, kisama da!!
4 likesI skip through to the far point just to see what's going on and now I feel like a double gulp cup getting eaten by a fucken slurpy
4 likesI can imagine alot
1 likeThat clicking noise gave me ptsd to mithrax from the beyond light expansion if you know you know
0 likesAm i the only girl here?🧍🏽♀️👁👁
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No im straight and married with kids top that lmao 😆 n yes my husband knows i listen.meditations to boring i dont fantasize about being the person i just like the spicy stories 😉
3 likes@Bakugou's 🐻 TeddyBear bruh
0 likes@Loaf It's like an audible romance book to me. Hell my mother-in-law gave me a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey when it first came out this is nothing compared to books that everybody reads show me there is no difference I just don't have the time read books very often because I have kids if I could put headphones on and no one knows what I'm listening to I can name some other books or magazines that are worse send this to that married men and women have☺😉 just saying
0 likesare we kissing oe is she eating my fucking brains
0 likes21:00
0 likesbruh wth the knocking😭😭
0 likesFor question 18 you got B?? I got Abraham Lincoln
1 likeHelp
0 likesThe door knocking scared the blyat out of me.
Now I cant fucking sleep because im afraid some SCP-ish thing is gonna warp through my fucking bedroom door
Of course I can
1 like☹️
0 likesdon't do drugs
0 likesHippity hoppity get away from my property
0 likesARE YALL DOING DRUGS
5 likesReplies (3)
Not in my city
0 likes@Vincent Marciano you have yet to capture me after 8 years. I am unafraid
0 likes@NoGenderLeaf soon
0 likesHot
1 likeRemember reiner im SCP96
0 likesahh
1 likeyo, not to be rude, but you might want to change that title to M4A if my ears dont lie to me
0 likesReplies (1)
vsauce face
0 likesCacoomba approved
0 likesOh, say less
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Tf where did you come from robo boi
1 like@Rachel Griffiths i come from the shadows.
0 likes.......
0 likesIdc lol
1 like0:07 m
0 likesOr 0096
0 likesthis is a guy I think?
0 likesThis is a dude
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How sure are you? I need numbers
0 likes@ISpyOnTheFBI what fucking numbers
0 likes@T3XICBush Ask Him Not me
0 likes@ISpyOnTheFBI ok daddy 😉💕
0 likes@T3XICBush Oh Dear
0 likes@ISpyOnTheFBI what's wrong daddy hm😏👅👅❤❤
0 likes@T3XICBush I mean... Don't get me wrong I enjoy that, but like Thanos once said, I don't even know who you are, gender wise
0 likes@ISpyOnTheFBI who cares 😉💕
0 likes@T3XICBush Dude. Really? That’s your answer? There’s like a thousand better answers to that question, and you chose who cares?
0 likes@The man in my profile is a MENACE yes because it was a joke. Now go do something with you're life
0 likes@T3XICBush ooh ok. My bad, I didn’t realize it was a joke. ALSO, if I had a life, do you really think I’d be here of all places?
0 likes@The man in my profile is a MENACE no
0 likes@T3XICBush there ya go
0 likes@T3XICBush the problem is that I DON’T have a life.
0 likesThis was honestly horrible. It has the same amount of acting as an actual porno. First of all she kept making the listener sound like a drug dealer. Second of all she was so vague, like u could have said massage instead of rub down & shit. Third of all (like Peter Griffin said) it insists upon itself
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