Everyone: (thinking the knocking is real)<br>Me with an energetic dog: Unlike you I don’t have such problems!

Everyone: (thinking the knocking is real)
Me with an energetic dog: Unlike you I don’t have such problems!

And then there's me with a nosy cat and a door that doesn't lock

The knocking scared the shit outta me cause I listened to this at night and my bed is next to a window

it's real convenient half of the time and really annoying the other half.


The fact that she's not kissing, she's eating a watermelon aggresively in the mic. <br>A masterpeice indeed.

The fact that she's not kissing, she's eating a watermelon aggresively in the mic.
A masterpeice indeed.


Gender neutral, emotional connection to the partner, ear eating, super close up breathy sounds, soft music in the background and over 20 minutes, it actually can't get better than this


"Your desperate best friend need you" I'm happy to help in anyway I can when I saw the word LEWD please behave, please behave but if she really needs me I won't fight it. 💘 💘


If my friend ever made those noises I would have a lot of questions

@The man in my profile is a MENACE 5 months late but nice username

Same, but he’s a guy, so I think we’d be worried for different reasons.


Thank you for making me realize that I do indeed have standards and there are some women I could never go for.

@Dom how TF did mud Kip get to be a general

@Rachel Griffiths how tf did a mudkip get a drivers licence for a ship


Her: “ don’t you have anything for your BFF Lydia?”
Me: “ Lydia, how did you get out of Skyrim? Wait, oh no!”
Off in the distance: “ Hey you, finally awake.”

Skyrim is the best midevil game ever to exist.

Another voice next to you, “Damn you Stormcloaks...”


I have never been so happy to have headphones in during that massage part my brother was not 4 feet from me lol


Two videos in day, we are being spoiled 😊😊😊
I like it ;3
Keep up the good work Kitty ;3


Her: don’t be creepy

Also her: I wonder what else you can do with those fingers


I didn't know I was so good at giving massages


That door knocking scared the hell out of me for a sec there 😂


Say less, I got you. Hope you're doing well. Much love 💘


Me: slightly touching her shoulders <br>Her: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!😫

Me: slightly touching her shoulders
Her: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!😫

the child hiding in the closet: yamate porfavor (two languages in 1 sentence)


Lydia:my muscles, oh my muscles

Me a man of culture:involuntarily flex


The door-knocking fucking terrified me<br>I thought someone is trying to beak in

The door-knocking fucking terrified me
I thought someone is trying to beak in

@Blank Spotato do you want to play baseball

@Blank Spotato I can't promise you anything but it will involve a bat

@scream oh no mr. Perfect cell pls dont hurt me

Me with a bag and modded nerf guns: All good here Brudda

Sorry bro that was just me I'll leave now

I instantly said 'yeahh, door's unlock !'

Sounds like someone's breaking in

It's just the storm dick, sit down

Jesus same dude wtf was that I nearly fell out my chair

Me who has a dagger on my nightstand: All good here mate

Me with a crowbar: everything’s good man


The fact that it comes warm out of the sound when she breaths is a bit scary and cool XD

@michael montgomery i mean if you have headphones only, put your hand to the sound area and you will feel warm when she breaths


the fact that the knocking came from the the direction that my door is in really did catch me off guard


Cool and Satisfying ASMR 🤗💖🤗 Thank You 💖🤗💖😀💖🙏💖😴💖


great episode, but the knocking startled me right out of the chill mood you put me in.  Now I need some more backrubs to calm down again.  <b>wink wink</b>

great episode, but the knocking startled me right out of the chill mood you put me in.  Now I need some more backrubs to calm down again.  *wink wink*


IT'S 3AM AND THAT DOOR KNOCKING SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME!


"I don't want to ruin our friendship" <b>proceeds to call soda "pop"</b>

"I don't want to ruin our friendship" *proceeds to call soda "pop"*

@D : bro wtf are you talking about, never is you this pressed about someone calling it “pop”

don’t be salty cause y’all ain’t got that dump trunk

@Wocky Slush imagine being fat. whoops, i meant american

@Wocky Slush idk honestly. maybe its an american thing only, maybe its canadian, but ive never heard it called soda by someone from europe :/

@D : Who calls it "pop" except for northerners?

@JustChilled Yes there is, normal people say soda

@JustChilled yes! its called pop, not soda. its not the 1980's, nobody calls it that

I'm a bit confused but is there seriously a difference? lmao


Dear diary,
today was a weird day. First a friend came over. I apparently gave her the best massage in human history. After that she tried to consume my head as hard as she could but she wasn't successful.
It was fun.
But the the omnipresent demon, that is my mother tried to shift through the walls so I didn't get the happy end I expected.
It was a good day.


<i>Don't worry I got you, let's do this</i>


Hey, do you plan on continuing the series with Saicho (the Deredere asylum patient)?


We ALL got the ever loving sh!t scared out of us at 20:50


This got me thinking about friends having intercourse and i think its lovely and now it being associated with young love makes alot more sense to mr


Lol its funny that the kissing part is like she’s eating smth 😂😂


Is it wrong for me to wish for a massage like this?

Is it wrong for me to want to be the masseuse?


@SmhSilva that's the problem HE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

God damn it, I found you on like 5 ASMR channels

This is what mean when I say that your fucking everwhere.

You are the reason I know how good an asmr is going to be


Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Ezio_The_Fox.exe has stopped responding.
Reason for Crash: Phrasing Issue
Please Restart Mainframe


i dont like how both of my ears get more attention than the other after every 5 seconds


BFF: starts moaning while getting a massage

Me: your doin this on purpose arent you??

BFF: *starts moaning while getting a massage*

Me: your doin this on purpose arent you??


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just realised something
Are we a drug dealer too?


Can’t tell if she’s getting a massage or not


7:36 "that feels so good."

That's what she said.


Why the realistic knocking? Actually thought someone was at my door for sec


Wen I heard the knocking I didn't think it was real.. I though to myself that's the knock of death


My friend : I watched 2 lewd asmr’s <br>Me: who has a playlist of wet sounds: amateur 😎

My friend : I watched 2 lewd asmr’s
Me: who has a playlist of wet sounds: amateur 😎


Well now I <b>know</b> this is a good video

Kanye West approves too

i will follow you everywhere cucumber


Bro after the first knock my sibling opened the door and I screamed😭


I'm on my way my best friend im desperate too


Bruh this scared the shit outta me the mic quality is just-


I’m sorry 4:31 HAS ME ABSOLUTELY DEAD 😭😭😭


the knocking made me throw my phone across the room...


I DIDN’T READ THE TITLE.
I DIDN’T EXPECT WHAT I HEARD.
AND I DIDN’T CARE THAT I HEARD IT


16:34 Me and the boys outside Walmart waiting for the PS5

“/

@Cem Moorcroft you skip around the video and go backwards from there “/


Yare Yare <br>Aching and sore muscles means gains and looking like me

Yare Yare
Aching and sore muscles means gains and looking like me


The intro made my back twitch fucking HARD!


Door Knock
Me Listening to this at 2:AM: ALEXA PLAY LED SPIRALS

*Door Knock*
Me Listening to this at 2:AM: *ALEXA PLAY LED SPIRALS*


I wonder, how many people die from peanut allergies a year?

I don’t want to be one of them.<br>I hope I won’t be.

I don’t want to be one of them.
I hope I won’t be.


Oi Josuke! When life gives you lemons...

U make a cannon to fire Lemmon juice in ppl eyes

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

You kidnap people.
Cut them.
Put them in a p o o l of lemons juice and watch them writhe in discomfort and pain.


@Trickster is here
You gotta clean your ps4
Like open up your ps4
And clean out the dust in fan
Just look it up on YouTube
How to clean the inside of your PS4

I have a ps4 pro and I can relate I hate the ps4 pro any tips on how to stop the noise.


Well looks like im not done with you yet


Ma'am I'll have you know I am quite loyal to my body pillow, I would want her to think I'm cheating.


No I must not cheat again
 Really aggressive at the end look like I could t stop her overwhelming desire

Yo holy shit I got so scared at the knocking I literally when into my fighting stance 😂😂 got so scared


I’m going to hell for just clicking on this video ain’t I


The weed talk got me hard as a rock bruhda


Whatever you do dont fart in his face NYAAA

“I fear no man but this thing...it scares me”


I have Bluetooth earbuds and they were about to die fastest I've ever grabbed my phone


Need a makes weird noises while she thinks gf it's cute


What was the music being used in the video I recognized one of them but I forgot the name


............yeah  that someone im into is fictional ...like this "friend" so yeah why not....


3:30 if you were pretty good at art i would suggest an art contest... but that counts as a game so...


Remember folks it'll be strictly business, with absolutely no alternative ideas whatsoever (hopefully). 😒☝🧐 <b>Although it doesn't necessarily mean there's nothing going through the other's head!</b>

Remember folks it'll be strictly business, with absolutely no alternative ideas whatsoever (hopefully). 😒☝🧐 *Although it doesn't necessarily mean there's nothing going through the other's head!*


What happens after the babe come over meme


I skip through to the far point just to see what's going on and now I feel like a double gulp cup getting eaten by a fucken slurpy


That clicking noise gave me ptsd to mithrax from the beyond light expansion if you know you know


@Loaf  It's like an audible romance book to me. Hell my mother-in-law gave me a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey when it first came out this is nothing compared to books that everybody reads show me there is no difference I just don't have the time read books very often because I have kids if I could put headphones on and no one knows what I'm listening to I can name some other books or magazines that are worse send this to that married men and women have☺😉 just saying

No im straight and married with kids top that lmao 😆 n yes my husband knows i listen.meditations to boring i dont fantasize about being the person i just like the spicy stories 😉


are we kissing oe is she eating my fucking brains


For question 18 you got B?? I got Abraham Lincoln


Help

The door knocking scared the blyat out of me.

Now I cant fucking sleep because im afraid some SCP-ish thing is gonna warp through my fucking bedroom door


Hippity hoppity get away from my property


@Vincent Marciano you have yet to capture me after 8 years. I am unafraid


yo, not to be rude, but you might want to change that title to M4A if my ears dont lie to me


@Rachel Griffiths <b>i come from the shadows.</b>

@Rachel Griffiths *i come from the shadows.*


@T3XICBush the problem is that I DON’T have a life.

@T3XICBush ooh ok. My bad, I didn’t realize it was a joke. ALSO, if I had a life, do you really think I’d be here of all places?

@The man in my profile is a MENACE yes because it was a joke. Now go do something with you're life

@T3XICBush Dude. Really? That’s your answer? There’s like a thousand better answers to that question, and you chose who cares?

@T3XICBush I mean... Don't get me wrong I enjoy that, but like Thanos once said, I don't even know who you are, gender wise

@ISpyOnTheFBI what's wrong daddy hm😏👅👅❤❤


This was honestly horrible. It has the same amount of acting as an actual porno. First of all she kept making the listener sound like a drug dealer. Second of all she was so vague, like u could have said massage instead of rub down & shit. Third of all (like Peter Griffin said) it insists upon itself