(Lyrics) Patently Stupid That's what they say If you've got an idea (Hey!) Just tell us today People have problems But what can you do Invent a solution And that's money for you
Put on your thinking cap Grab a pen and make a design Give your invention a name And write out your tag line Then it's time to pitch your idea with confidence, style, and flare Get investors to give you some cash Soon you'll be a millionaire
Toby and Lena They used to be wed They still work together But they don't share a bed They've gotten a warning From the FTC (Uh Oh) But there's nothing illegal 'Bout makin' money
Patently Stupid There's nothing to lose Sure, we take a percentage But that's payin' your dues You'll be successful And that we will swear Patently Stupid Let the buyer beware
Probs to the jackbox team for making a song that I actually listen to, and thinking 'out of the box' on making sure their music is listenable. Most designers skip over music and don't appreciate how essential it is to making a good game
I’m currently listening to this in the bathroom while drying from a shower because I’m home alone and I’m scared of bathrooms. This should make me feel better
Lyrics Patently stupid that's what they say you got an idea (hey) just tell us today
People have problems but what can you do Invent a solution and that's money for you
Put on your thinking cap grab a pen and make a design Give your invention a name and write out your tag line Then its time to pitch your idea with confidence, style, and flair get investors to give you some cash soon you'll be a millionaire
Toby and Lina, they use to be wed they still work together but they don't share a bed They've gotten a warning from the FTC (uh oh) but there nothing illegal about making money
Patently stupid There's nothing to lose sure we take a percentage but that's paying your dues you'll be successful that we will swear patently stupid let the buyer beware (Yeah)
I’m bored. Here’s all the Easter eggs in the picture.
You Don’t Know Jack: Full Stream = Computer (the “ipe” is Binjpipe) Split the Room = Cat with Headphones (literally the host) Mad Verse City = Robot Toy on shelf (one of the characters that could be in the game) Zeeple Dome = Plane? (Credit to the guys in the replies.) Patently Stupid = Mug (In the game, you’re a bunch of cups, and all cups have one letter on them)
patently stupid thats what they say if you've got an idea (hey) just tell us today people have problems but what can you do invent a solution and thats money for you put on your thinking cap grab a pen and make a design give your invention a name and write out your tagline then it's time to pitch your idea with confidence, style and flair get investors to give you some cash soon you'll be a millionaire
toby and lena they used to be wed they still live together but they don't share a bed they've gotten a warning from the ftc (uh oh) but there's nothing illegal about making money
patently stupid there's nothing to lose sure, we take a percentage but that's paying your dues you'll be successful and that we will swear patently stupid let the buyer beware
Thank you Jschlatt
652 likesReplies (12)
Thank you Jschlatt
5 likesTruly discusting that Some “people” would do these things
7 likes@Drip misspelled it 😔
17 likesOof
1 likeI just came here from schlatts outro remembering how much of a bop this song was and this is the first comment I see, nice.
11 likesAmen
1 likeSame Thank you Jschlatt.
2 likesThank you jschlatt
2 likes500th like
2 likesWAIT DID HE SING IT, no wonder it sounded familiar
0 likes@ChattyAlarm8263 no.
0 likes@Candy Kanna yeah i know that now, but why are people saying thank you jshlatt
0 likes(Lyrics)
42 likesPatently Stupid
That's what they say
If you've got an idea (Hey!)
Just tell us today
People have problems
But what can you do
Invent a solution
And that's money for you
Put on your thinking cap
Grab a pen and make a design
Give your invention a name
And write out your tag line
Then it's time to pitch your idea with confidence, style, and flare
Get investors to give you some cash
Soon you'll be a millionaire
Toby and Lena
They used to be wed
They still work together
But they don't share a bed
They've gotten a warning
From the FTC (Uh Oh)
But there's nothing illegal
'Bout makin' money
( Instrumental ) 1:19 - 1:44
Patently Stupid
There's nothing to lose
Sure, we take a percentage
But that's payin' your dues
You'll be successful
And that we will swear
Patently Stupid
Let the buyer beware
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I believe it is instrumental and not instamental
3 likesyour*
0 likes@Anh Tran again sorry
0 likesheard this on #jschlatts outro now i got this on repeat
585 likesReplies (13)
doing the exact same thing lmao
10 likestook me so long to hunt down the song using the few lyrics the outro has
8 likes@Flammle I shazamed it and found it in 45 seconds
2 likesPigger
0 likesI found it in his today's video's outro. Btw you can just ask google what song is playing and it'll tell u in like 3 secs
2 likesjust looked up patently stupid and found it instantly
4 likesyup
0 likesSame
0 likesSame
0 likessame
0 likessame
0 likesI love big guy he always gives us cool songs
1 likeSame
1 likeProbs to the jackbox team for making a song that I actually listen to, and thinking 'out of the box' on making sure their music is listenable. Most designers skip over music and don't appreciate how essential it is to making a good game
60 likesthis is a fucking unexpected banger
209 likesI’m currently listening to this in the bathroom while drying from a shower because I’m home alone and I’m scared of bathrooms. This should make me feel better
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Are you scared of bathrooms? well do I have an INCREDIBLE invention for you!
38 likesOoga booga bathroom ooga
5 likesScared of bathrooms? How exactly? Are you like "OH GOD A TOILET NOOO DONT FLUSH IT" or you like "I don't want to slip..."?
5 likesWhy are you scared of a bathroom? Did the toilet give you a stink eye?
2 likesare you scared because of the horror movies that involve bathrooms? or like what’s happening
0 likesPoor thing. Hope you're feeling better.
1 like"But there's nothing illegal, about making money!"
26 likesdrug dealers : I AGREE!
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I laughed out loud reading this.
1 likeThis song is so catchy lol
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marketing tactic?
2 likes@Snark Possibly
1 like@you thought it was a hair but i DIDN'T think it was a hair
5 likeslaughs in dark mode
Dang
1 likeI thought it was a hair for a good 7 seconds
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
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hUh what you even talking about-
0 likes@• GreenBean • Swoooooosh
0 likes@you tuber (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
1 likeyoU dOnT hAvE tO pOiNt iT oUt
@• GreenBean • just watch jschlatt video "I'm so confused", thank me later
0 likesFrom: Vice president of schlatt
this reply section is a circus
0 likesHis headphones aren't on his ears...
502 likesReplies (19)
Oh No... My life is a lie...
14 likesHe has a pet cat as well
16 likesShhhhh lmao
0 likesThare is one of the robots from the robot rapping game on the shelf to (I’m so sorry about not being able to spell 😓)
3 likes@CjMegaman Yeah, and he's Cookies Mastersons cat too LMAO
1 like@Mackenzircon i would what if mayo see Cookie
0 likesMayonnaise is watching binjpipe
0 likesHol up
0 likesCjMegaman ...wait...
2 likesYou could say it's....patently stupid..
1 likeTruly disgusting, that some "cats" would do such a horrible thing.
3 likesThe planets are circler (I’m not a flat earther btw)
1 like@CjMegaman you forgot the second p and I got so confused,,,,,
0 likes@Shneedr DEAR GOD IM SO SORRY
1 like@person who likes to draw This is whear not knowing spelling kills me
1 likeYes they are, he’s just wearing one of those furry headphones
1 likeThey are thoes headphones that vibrate your skull
0 likesthey’re also not plugged in
0 likesThe vibrations go straight to his brain
2 likesThis song is what we call a bop.
21 likesThis is very catchy and I love it.
11 likesWhy is this actually good
12 likesMakes me nostalgic for some reason
36 likesReplies (2)
same
0 likesAlso same, I've never even played this game though
1 likeSchmitty has an amazing singing voice holy cow 😍
6 likesLol sounds like a Christmas song.
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crazybillykook I sang this on Christmas Eve
2 likesTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
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I agree.
2 likeshUh-
1 like@• GreenBean • Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
1 like@Kindri Evans i- i am confuzled 🐸✨
0 likes@• GreenBean • youre clearly not a man of culture
0 likes@• GreenBean • it’s a Schlatt reference 😂
0 likesLyrics
1 likePatently stupid
that's what they say
you got an idea (hey)
just tell us today
People have problems
but what can you do
Invent a solution
and that's money for you
Put on your thinking cap
grab a pen and make a design
Give your invention a name
and write out your tag line
Then its time to pitch your idea
with confidence, style, and flair
get investors to give you some cash
soon you'll be a millionaire
Toby and Lina, they use to be wed
they still work together
but they don't share a bed
They've gotten a warning from the FTC
(uh oh)
but there nothing illegal about making money
Patently stupid
There's nothing to lose
sure we take a percentage
but that's paying your dues
you'll be successful
that we will swear
patently stupid
let the buyer beware (Yeah)
This is a bop
9 likesThis song has no right to slap this hard
2 likesPhil Ridareli sounds exactly like Micheal Buble change my mind
17 likesReplies (2)
He also sounds like Schmitty.
2 likesYou know why?
Because he is Schmitty
@Midston He's also the guy who hosted Bracketeering.
0 likesIt was a pleasant surprise ☺
just got pulled over by the cops #blessed #blacktarheroin
52 likesThank you for uploading this; been waiting for someone :)
29 likes"In order to have this game we had to delete Patently Stupid from the database" D.O.D.E. how dare you
17 likesHis VOOOOCALS
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IK RIGHT! He sounds so good.
3 likesand he’s the guy who voices schmitty too, so schmitty can sing like this!!!!!!
2 likesso the game admits thats it a scam
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But there's nuttin illigal bout makin muneyy~
13 likeslisten Toby and Lena are icons and I don't care what anyone else says
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Yassssssss
1 likeI mean, they did keep their personal arguments to a minimum 🤷
3 likes@chaяlie no bones The hosts of this game. They're in charge of instructing people about the game's rules.
0 likesI’m bored.
16 likesHere’s all the Easter eggs in the picture.
You Don’t Know Jack: Full Stream = Computer (the “ipe” is Binjpipe)
Split the Room = Cat with Headphones (literally the host)
Mad Verse City = Robot Toy on shelf (one of the characters that could be in the game)
Zeeple Dome = Plane? (Credit to the guys in the replies.)
Patently Stupid = Mug (In the game, you’re a bunch of cups, and all cups have one letter on them)
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also the plane is a reference to patently I think
1 likeSame I think The plane is Zeeple dome Cuz we dont See planets but The ship is What we are in before we start The game
1 likeMintfan 1212 edited.
1 likeMintfan 1212 it's also the plane in the beginning of patently
1 like@Ziwei But that's actually the rocket ship from Zeeple Dome
0 likesThe cat's name is mayonaise
0 likesI love this!
10 likesTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
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mr.Fish? xD
0 likes@Zilkyy I'm guessing its about schlatt cuz everyone tried to cancel him for no reason
0 likesTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a thing.
6 likesDoes anyone know where I can find sheet music of this?
0 likesanyone else notice the mad verse city character in the background?
3 likesKids are too tall
4 likesSolution: giant metal crushers
Can every single game have instructions In a jazzy jingle please?
6 likesI want to commission this guy
8 likesWhy dose this song make me happy
0 likesBanger
7 likesWhat style of music is this? Cause i wanna listen to more like it
2 likesReplies (1)
Just search up crooners/jazzy
0 likesThis song makes me cry hel p
12 likesGreat music
0 likesFucking BOP!
3 likesthis song makes me want to scam people and make some cash
1 likepatently stupid
1 likethats what they say
if you've got an idea
(hey)
just tell us today
people have problems
but what can you do
invent a solution
and thats money for you
put on your thinking cap
grab a pen
and make a design
give your invention a name
and write out
your tagline
then it's time to pitch your idea
with confidence, style and flair
get investors to give you some cash
soon you'll be a millionaire
toby and lena
they used to be wed
they still live together
but they don't share a bed
they've gotten a warning
from the ftc
(uh oh)
but there's nothing illegal
about making money
patently stupid
there's nothing to lose
sure, we take a percentage
but that's paying your dues
you'll be successful
and that we will swear
patently stupid
let the buyer beware
(yeah)
wait this is a bop
1 likethis is nice.
1 likeTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
8 likesThis song is a banger
0 likesThe FTC didn't care 😂😂
10 likesGood stuff
1 likethe guy singing this sounds so fucking hot, not gay tho
1 likeTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
32 likesReplies (3)
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN
0 likes@Tree Leaves Official Swoooooosh
0 likes@you tuber what?
0 likesTruly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
7 likeswhy does the voice sound like jerry smith?
0 likesI got this from shlatt, thanks!
5 likesLet's play Jackbox in the replys.
1 likeWhy does this slap.........
0 likes#blacktarheroin
9 likesTruly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
6 likesAurthur Ears
24 likesAurthor Eers
rThur eARRS
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RthR Eres
arethur eerse
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i had a stroke
0 likesI got to 1 hp reading this
1 likeThank you
6 likesi have no idea why i' so terrible at this
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"I have no idea"
5 likesExactly.
The song is selling you on a game about selling things to people
0 likesReplies (1)
It's not getting you to buy it it's in the game
0 likesTHEY USED TO BE WED???
5 likesReplies (3)
Used to :)
0 likesif you played the game it says his ex-wife
0 likesso yes
he says in the intro “and this is my ex-wife, Lena!” so
0 likeswhat happened to lofi girl
1 likeBigger Spoon
2 likesMM mmmMMM
0 likesTruly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing
4 likesTruly disgusting, that some people would do such a horrible thing.
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What?
0 likes@Tree Leaves Official What?
0 likes@NotNotManifest What?
0 likes@DuckGoose What?
0 likes@N/A What?
0 likesno dislikes
1 likeDumb bird.
2 likesReplies (1)
Dumb rat boys rule
0 likesToby and Lina they used to be ware they do it together but they don't share a bed
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Toby is schmitty in disguise, they sound so similar
1 likeSpongebobPlushieStuff ! They have the same voice actor
0 likes@Mackenzircon oh, ok, thanks for clearing that up
0 likesThey've gotten a warnin' from the FTC (uh oh) but there's nuttin illigal bout makin muunaaay~
0 likes@Ruler of Everything what about ponzi schemes
0 likes@SpongebobPlushieStuff ! it's not illigal if the cops are in it with ya wink wink
0 likesIt's "they used to be wed"
0 likesmaurits manzaad
3 likesBunger
1 likeWonn
1 likeMarkiplier?
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