@Candy Kanna yeah i know that now, but why are people saying thank you jshlatt

WAIT DID HE SING IT, no wonder it sounded familiar

I just came here from schlatts outro remembering how much of a bop this song was and this is the first comment I see, nice.

Truly discusting that Some “people” would do these things


(Lyrics)
Patently Stupid
That's what they say
If you've got an idea (Hey!)
Just tell us today
People have problems
But what can you do
Invent a solution
And that's money for you

Put on your thinking cap
Grab a pen and make a design
Give your invention a name
And write out your tag line
Then it's time to pitch your idea with confidence, style, and flare
Get investors to give you some cash
Soon you'll be a millionaire

Toby and Lena
They used to be wed
They still work together
But they don't share a bed
They've gotten a warning
From the FTC (Uh Oh)
But there's nothing illegal
'Bout makin' money

( Instrumental ) 1:19 - 1:44

Patently Stupid
There's nothing to lose
Sure, we take a percentage
But that's payin' your dues
You'll be successful
And that we will swear
Patently Stupid
Let the buyer beware

I believe it is instrumental and not instamental


heard this on #jschlatts outro now i got this on repeat

I love big guy he always gives us cool songs

just looked up patently stupid and found it instantly

I found it in his today's video's outro. Btw you can just ask google what song is playing and it'll tell u in like 3 secs

@Flammle I shazamed it and found it in 45 seconds

took me so long to  hunt down the song using the few lyrics the outro has


Probs to the jackbox team for making a song that I actually listen to, and thinking 'out of the box' on making sure their music is listenable. Most designers skip over music and don't appreciate how essential it is to making a good game


I’m currently listening to this in the bathroom while drying from a shower because I’m home alone and I’m scared of bathrooms. This should make me feel  better

are you scared because of the horror movies that involve bathrooms? or like what’s happening

Why are you scared of a bathroom? Did the toilet give you a stink eye?

Scared of bathrooms? How exactly? Are you like "OH GOD A TOILET NOOO DONT FLUSH IT" or you like "I don't want to slip..."?

Are you scared of bathrooms? well do I have an INCREDIBLE invention for you!


"But there's nothing illegal, about making money!"<br>drug dealers : I AGREE!

"But there's nothing illegal, about making money!"
drug dealers : I AGREE!


Dang<br>I thought it was a hair for a good 7 seconds

Dang
I thought it was a hair for a good 7 seconds

@you thought it was a hair but i DIDN'T think it was a hair

laughs in dark mode

@you thought it was a hair but i DIDN'T think it was a hair

*laughs in dark mode*


Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.

@• GreenBean • just watch jschlatt video "I'm so confused", thank me later

From: Vice president of schlatt

@you tuber (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)<br>yoU dOnT hAvE tO pOiNt iT oUt

@you tuber (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
yoU dOnT hAvE tO pOiNt iT oUt


They are thoes headphones that vibrate your skull

Yes they are, he’s just wearing one of those furry headphones

@person who likes to draw This is whear not knowing spelling kills me

@CjMegaman you forgot the second p and I got so confused,,,,,

The planets are circler (I’m not a flat earther btw)

Truly disgusting, that some "cats" would do such a horrible thing.

@Mackenzircon i would what if mayo see Cookie

@CjMegaman Yeah, and he's Cookies Mastersons cat too LMAO

Thare is one of the robots from the robot rapping game on the shelf to (I’m so sorry about not being able to spell 😓)


Also same, I've never even played this game though


Schmitty has an amazing singing voice holy cow 😍


crazybillykook  I sang this on Christmas Eve


@• GreenBean • it’s a Schlatt reference 😂

@• GreenBean • youre clearly not a man of culture

@• GreenBean • Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.


Lyrics
Patently stupid
that's what they say
you got an idea (hey)
just tell us today

People have problems
but what can you do
Invent a solution
and that's money for you

Put on your thinking cap
grab a pen and make a design
Give your invention a name
and write out your tag line
Then its time to pitch your idea
with confidence, style, and flair
get investors to give you some cash
soon you'll be a millionaire

Toby and Lina, they use to be wed
they still work together
but they don't share a bed
They've gotten a warning from the FTC
(uh oh)
but there nothing illegal about making money

Patently stupid
There's nothing to lose
sure we take a percentage
but that's paying your dues
you'll be successful
that we will swear
patently stupid
let the buyer beware (Yeah)


This song has no right to slap this hard


Phil Ridareli sounds exactly like Micheal Buble change my mind

@Midston He's also the guy who hosted Bracketeering.

It was a pleasant surprise ☺

He also sounds like Schmitty.

You know why?

Because he is Schmitty

He also sounds like Schmitty.

You know why?

Because he *is* Schmitty


just got pulled over by the cops #blessed #blacktarheroin


Thank you for uploading this; been waiting for someone :)


"In order to have this game we had to delete Patently Stupid from the database" D.O.D.E. how dare you


and he’s the guy who voices schmitty too, so schmitty can sing like this!!!!!!


But there's nuttin illigal bout makin muneyy~


listen Toby and Lena are icons and I don't care what anyone else says

@chaяlie no bones The hosts of this game. They're in charge of instructing people about the game's rules.

I mean, they did keep their personal arguments to a minimum 🤷


I’m bored.
Here’s all the Easter eggs in the picture.

You Don’t Know Jack: Full Stream = Computer (the “ipe” is Binjpipe)
Split the Room = Cat with Headphones (literally the host)
Mad Verse City = Robot Toy on shelf (one of the characters that could be in the game)
Zeeple Dome = Plane? (Credit to the guys in the replies.)
Patently Stupid = Mug (In the game, you’re a bunch of cups, and all cups have one letter on them)

@Ziwei But that's actually the rocket ship from Zeeple Dome

Mintfan 1212 it's also the plane in the beginning of patently

Same I think The plane is Zeeple dome Cuz we dont See planets but The ship is What we are in before we start The game

also the plane is a reference to patently I think


Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.

@Zilkyy I'm guessing its about schlatt cuz everyone tried to cancel him for no reason


Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a thing.


Does anyone know where I can find sheet music of this?


anyone else notice the mad verse city character in the background?


Kids are too tall<br>Solution: giant metal crushers

Kids are too tall
Solution: giant metal crushers


Can every single game have instructions In a jazzy jingle please?


What style of music is this? Cause i wanna listen to more like it


this song makes me want to scam people and make some cash


patently stupid
thats what they say
if you've got an idea
(hey)
just tell us today
people have problems
but what can you do
invent a solution
and thats money for you
put on your thinking cap
grab a pen
and make a design
give your invention a name
and write out
your tagline
then it's time to pitch your idea
with confidence, style and flair
get investors to give you some cash
soon you'll be a millionaire

toby and lena
they used to be wed
they still live together
but they don't share a bed
they've gotten a warning
from the ftc
(uh oh)
but there's nothing illegal
about making money

patently stupid
there's nothing to lose
sure, we take a percentage
but that's paying your dues
you'll be successful
and that we will swear
patently stupid
let the buyer beware

(yeah)


the guy singing this sounds so fucking hot, not gay tho


why does the voice sound like jerry smith?


Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.


Aurthur Ears
Aurthor Eers
rThur eARRS
arther earS
RthR Eres
arethur eerse


i have no idea why i' so terrible at this


The song is selling you on a game about selling things to people

It's not getting you to buy it it's in the game


he says in the intro “and this is my ex-wife, Lena!” so

if you played the game it says his ex-wife<br>so yes

if you played the game it says his ex-wife
so yes


Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing


Truly disgusting, that some people would do such a horrible thing.


Toby and Lina they used to be ware they do it together but they don't share a bed

@SpongebobPlushieStuff ! it's not illigal if the cops are in it with ya wink wink

@Ruler of Everything what about ponzi schemes

They've gotten a warnin' from the FTC (uh oh) but there's nuttin illigal bout makin muunaaay~

@Mackenzircon oh, ok, thanks for clearing that up

SpongebobPlushieStuff ! They have the same voice actor

Toby is schmitty in disguise, they sound so similar