/mlp/odcast #67 - Death Is A Better Option 💀

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You open your eyes, and they scan the light from a foreign world for the first time. Your body is lathered in something wet and strange smelling, while disorientation blinds any sense from allowing you a clear picture of what is happening. Confused, you reach out your hand, but something is wrong. Where the fuck are your fingers.

Suddenly, an unknown, female voice emanates from above you. "She's beautiful..." Who the hell is that. Where are you. "You're right about that," another voices says, this one from a male. "That's one cute foal you birthed, and she looks right 'n' healthy." You attempt to call out, but all you can make is a screeching cry. "Shh, little one. I' m your mother, Snowdrop," No. Nononono. "And your other mother, Nyx."

As you are pulled in close to a fluffy chest, your tiny heart sinks. You don't know how. You don't know why. All you know is that you were just born as the gay lesbian spawn of Nyx and Snowdrop. Celestia help us all. Still a better fate than listening to the /mlp/odcast, but that's where YOU are stuck. Welcome to the show.

#HashtagFrownyFace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOZYkpBnWI
Dub's Dawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d_GaGvir-k

01:09 You make it to Equestria but you are the child of Nyx and Snowdrop. What do? 🤔
05:24 DC Super Hero Girls is the same as Equestria Girls 🦸‍♀️
08:58 Do you think glasses make ponies sexier? 👓
10:45 Watching My Little Pony: The Movie in the theater for the first time 🎥
19:32 Greentext's Mom 👩‍👦
22:29 Who are shittier: Dashfags or Flutterfags 💩
25:42 Why do interesting scenes get relegated to being bit parts of songs? 🎼
27:36 What would you think if the show ended with an episode like the S1 finale? 🕺
31:07 What's going to happen with episode 200? 💯💯
31:55 Dusk's Dawn dub update 🎞️
33:42 Newfag advice 🆕
36:22 Is it unhealthy to excessively masturbate to your waifu? 🍆
37:07 Is it unethical to give Pinkie black licorice? 🍬
40:28 What is Pinkie's favorite cake? 🎂
41:46 If gryphons have so much money, why is Griffonstone such a shit hole? 💸
44:50 What is the population of Equestria? 📈
47:03 HarmonyCon 🏨
48:39 How long will pony conventions last? 💀
51:08 Outro

https://mlp.one/ep/67

Get the podcast audio here:

MP3: http://podcast.mlp.one/files/mlpodcast/0067.mp3
Google Play Music: https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iwpkbfdp7sh2eoyspoloemepfiy?t%3D/mlp/odcast%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mlp-odcast/id1319420599
Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/s?fid=159260&refid=stpr

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