Wootmaster - Brony Rapper (Hip Hop)

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Chang31ing Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WB_DP9ZTmg
Drixale Reggaeton Remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmArmzSyKN8

MP3 Download: https://www.mediafire.com/?xdp4nwnte95of9r
Instrumental: https://www.mediafire.com/?9m2popgmcpyrzjb
Acapella: http://www.mediafire.com/?p1mz3e54ic5b08e

A cheeky track from my upcoming album "The Hiatus". Look out for a new song each Friday. jk NEVER EVER IM SO LAZYbsdhjf

Update: I lied. Also, 1,000 views? Oh crap. Thanks guys!

LYRICS:

Chorus: Swag etc.

Verses:

Hi guys, I'm a famous brony rapper!
The more views I get on youtube my integrity goes down the crapper
My fans aren't people, they're clicks and likes only
Half of the time I barely even rap about ponies, yeah
See I'd rather talk about myself instead
And brag about how good I am at rapping just to swell my head
Fuck narratives, I'll just spam multisyllable rhyme schemes
And clean the mean green fiend scene, whatever the fuck that means
Who needs good music? Just gimme a feature on EQD
So I can promote my new EP that has nothing to do with MLP
And I'm still charging ten bucks for it, even though I know it should be free
But I quit my job to do this and I used my allowance for the week
I've heard any rap besides Eminem, but he's all I need
I'll just rip off his style completely, since he inspired me
Too bad I sound completely off-pitch, a half-assed parody
Of an underage Weird Al Yankovich, minus the irony.

At this point in my career, my words have become quite influential
Yet at live shows I never seem to give the DJ the instrumental (fuck)
It's whatever though, since I'm considering leaving the pony game
Too bad I literally put the word brony in the middle of my stage name
But before I go, I'ma hit up cons and like a disgrace
And piss off the same fans that got me famous in the first place
I mean I get them hits so obviously I'm the tits
And my horse fame should work in the real world without a hitch
One problem though, now nobody's listening to my shit
So I'ma delete everything and throw a little hissy fit
Cuz if they were real fans, they'd stick with me and prove it!
But for some odd reason they just want me to do more pony music.
It's THEIR fault my non-pony tracks aren't having luck
Because it couldn't possibly be that my shit just fucking sucks
And the one reason it got hits was for the ponies in the lyric sheet
I could admit it, but i'll just jam PONY SWAG, on repeat!

We used to promote imagination and creativity
But lately we've become a cracked mirror of the industry
A few well-known names push out the generic hits
And the folks trying to be unique barely get shit.
It's like we're still stuck in 2012
Only jamming nostalgic tunes that we know so well
And it's our own damn fault the pony music scene's dyin'
But at least on Wootie's end it ain't gon' be from lack of tryin'