P FOR PINKETTA

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Twilight: Who are you?

Pinkie : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a pink pony.

Twilight: Well I can see that.

Pinkie: Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a party pony who she is.

Twilight: Oh, right.

Pinkie: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Presto! In plain sight a humble patriotic pony, cast proxy as both prey and perpetrator by the probability of fate. This phizog, no mere pretext of pride, is a print of the "popular belief" now passed away, perished. However, this plucky phantasm of a bygone provocation stands provoked, and has pledged to put down these purchasable and pernicious pests, pioneering profligacy and permitting the powerfully perverse and prodigious pollution of preference.
The only pronouncement is punishment; a Pinkdetta, held as a proficiency not in pride, for the price and probity of such shall one day protect the pure and the principled. Precisely this potpourri of paraphrase pivots most prolix so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Pinkie.

Twilight: Are you like a crazy pony?

Pinkie: I'm quite sure they will say so. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BqwwH3Ph9ak/TbsAmCXRX0I/AAAAAAAAAFs/0GE0Ys-feBI/s1600/9166%2B-%2Bpinkie_pie.png

Original Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNd7ZOMScJ8

Disclaimer: The clips are from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. All rights belong to the creators of the show, The Hub, and Studio B.