Fanfics in a nutshell: My Little Dashie

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I dont hate this fanfic, but I wanted to summarize it this way. Want a fanfic put in a nutshell? ask!

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Hey faggots. This is my new series. Check the description and shit

So the story is most renowned My little Dashie. It fucking begins

First off, before you blow your shit about me hating this fanfiction. Just listen to the whole fucking thing before opening your mouth to spew stupid shit only to find out later you sound like a complete dick.

So basicly the story starts off with this unnamed emo faggot who lives in his shitty appartment and works a shitty job, Basicly everything he owns is shitty. And the main characters parents are dead, both of them. Probably suicides because they can't believe there son is such a raging homosexual. He comes in and steps on something fucking sharp and he cuts open his foot and he stitches it back up. The stupid thing about this is its contributes nothing to the story. So anyways later hes walking home from work and he see's a box, big whoop. He goes home and goes into a cold sweat about how there was something off about this box. I MUST KNOW! So in denial of the fact that he has nothing better to do than stare at a fucking box he tells himself he's bored and is going to go for a walk. Oh and by the way he has no family and friends and watches my little pony which is probably what validates his existance. I really hope this is not a self insert. So he goes out and see's this box again, he looks inside the box and see's a filly Rainbow Dash anyways he takes Rainbow Dash out of the box and takes her home. Congratulations faggot, you have a friend. Now skip ahead a couple of years and hes all like wow your getting bigger and rainbow dash is all like fuck yeah. And he's all like lets go out and fly because nobody lives in this neighborhood except him. Now they're out and Rainbow Dash learns how to fly. Skip ahead some more years and the guy is all like I just won some money at a casino. Because thats what smart people do when they are low income, They gamble. How the fuck did he even get into a casino, I thaught they had a limit to how poor you could be to get in. Apperently not this casino. So they move to the country and I guess he gets a better job or something and now Rainbow Dash can fly freely then she's all like I want a job and the main character is all like you cant. Rainbow dash is like Why not and the guy is all like because your a pony and I guess that was offensive to Rainbow Dash so she gets pissed at him and storms away so by the time Rainbow Dash finishes her why cuz im black moment the dude starts bitching out and start crying while cutting himself and listening to hawthorn Heights Fucking faggot. Anyways Rainbow Dash forgives him and then later and he finds rainbow dash watching tv, on that TV was my little pony, Look who can afford more than basic cable. We got a high roller over here, So rainbow Dash is all like Im not real and he's all like, no its just a TV show DENIAL! So she runs off after realizing she's not real and the guy goes back, crying and cutting himself. God what a fucking bitch. Anyways he find her under a tree and is all like, anyways he goes out to find her while its raining because rain makes everything depressing and he finds her under this tree. They hug and forgive each other again and return home. Then something about the indy 500 not worth mentioning. Then not even half way through the story there was a knock on the door No fucking way and he opens the door and its princess Celestia and the main....5, Completely awestruck he allows his god to enter the room and to summerize about a million paragraphs Celestia is here to take rainbow dash back, Rainbow Dash got here because Twilight isn't the best unicorn in all of Equestria, We leave that title to Trixie, and she sent Rainbow Dash to this world and some how or another she becomes a filly. And to summerize another million paragraphs the dude starts crying and bitching about how he loves rainbow dash Dont Take mah baby, Even in equestria they have child protective services. So the dude and rainbow Dash hugged and poof she's gone. And now the guy is left with just some shit she left in a brief case so he would remember her for the rest of his life. Then the guy sits in his empty house. Alone, like before but in a different house the end. "sigh" Even though this story was so shitty and so fucking obvious that the author was trying so hard to make it all sad and depressing. I still cryed like. 3 times. Fuck my life.