Penguins vs Ponies

Description YT

Adrian's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpk2jWrj6c6JnwIhgW2Ae1Q
Transcript (For those who can't understand TTS that well)
Pinkie Pie
Welcome to Equestria, Deadpool!
Deadpool(Found TTS for him, so he sounds different)
Woah, Equestria looks nice, wonder if these people eat chimichangas?!
Comic Field
Are those...penguins?
Skipper
Alright, Horses, hands up under the law of the multiverse, you are under arrest for murdering a fellow bird and enslaving humans
Pinkie Pie
The WHAT?
Skipper
Kowalski, get the miniguns!
Kowalski
Yes sir!
Comic Field
Look here, if you want to wage war on us, talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle, my boss, she's right over there.
Twilight Sparkle
Hmm?
Skipper
So you're the leader of the horses? Why did you kill our homie Mordecai?
Twilight Sparkle
That Blue Jay was your homie?
Skipper
Oh my god, you ate Mordecai and he's in your stomach!
Twilight Sparkle
No! I got tricked by Jin1515 and he ate your homie Mordecai!
Skipper
You're lying, Jin1515 and the Brony Elder Gods are a myth!
Private
Princess Twilight, you're under arrest for killing and eating Mordecai, who was on a mission to study an energy released from a fight between Adrian Manray and Jar Jar Binks
Kowalski
Sir, the blue and pink ones are staring at me, I believe they want to mate.
Pinkie Pie
But I'm straight
Rainbow Dash
I'm gay, but in love with Applejack, though we haven't had sex yet.
Comic Field
Look, maybe we can talk-
Skipper
Get your hooves off me you damn dirty horse!
Kowalski
Sir, she did not eat Mordecai, it seems she's about to lay an egg
Private
I think it's just a baby
Matpat
Hello, ponies, welcome to Film Theory!
Twilight Sparkle
Nothing makes sense anymore
Matpat
Ah, Penguins, I see you found the enemy, my theory was correct.
Kowalski
Matpat, what are you doing here?
Matpat
You see, I am not the REAL Matpat.
Skipper
What the hell do you mean "You're not the real Matpat"?
Discord
I know! It is actually Jin1515.
Jin1515
Grr, Discord, you stupid motherfucking cocksucking virgin porn addicted neckbeard fedora wearing manchild fuckstick! You slit my fucking throat and sent me back to hell, you son of a bitch!
Skipper
Nani? You're real?
Jin1515
Of course I'm real, you fatass.
Discord
Colorful mouth you have there, Jin1515.
Skipper
I heard of your power, Jin1515, you killed Rico in the shadows. You and the Elder Gods didn't have the balls to fight Jar Jar Binks, let alone make out with the pony.
Jin1515
I'll stand here, completely still.
Skipper
Listen here, Jin1515, now's your chance to leave before you get the Penguin slap. A slap so hard that even Omni Man couldn't withstand
Applejack
I don't think he's listening
Skipper
Why did you and the other Brony Elder Gods hide when you could've fought Jar Jar Binks?
Jin1515
Grr, shut the fuck up.
Skipper
Alright, you asked for it, boys, let's bitchslap him to Oblivion!
Batman '66 fighting noises
Comic Field
Haha! Had enough you incel?
Jin1515
Fine, I'll leave
Private
Sorry 'bout that, we work at the multiverse agency, we've been busy observing the multiverse to free the war against Jar Jar Binks, we did not notice your problem
Skipper
If you need us, call us.
Twilight Sparkle
Actually, you can stay if you want, we need more citizens
Skipper
I think we're gonna stay here for awhile, say Twi, do you know where we can find some bitches?
Comic Field
Well, we have bitches ALL AROUND Equestria! Hottest women around.
Twilight Sparkle
Shut up, my agent, and get to planning
Comic Field
Yes, Ma'am
Outro
Post outro scenes
Skipper
Celestia, are you- Holy shitballs what the hell is that?
Princess Celestia
Oh, hi there, ostriches(Error, it says it twice, sorry!)
Skipper
Alright boys, time to get this fat bitch out of the castle.
Princess Celestia
I ain't going nowhere
Skipper
Listen, Princess, you need to leave the castle, we can do this the easy way or the hard way
Korg
She won't move a hoof.
Skipper
The hard way it is. On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3.
Construction crane that is lifting Celestia
(Beep beep beep)
SpongeBob Narrator
Meanwhile
Infinity Ultron
Hey, Jin1515, it's nice to meet you, listen, I'd like to make you an offer, if you help me take over the multiverse, I can give you power that'll overthrow the other Brony Elder Gods and the ponies.
Jin1515
Hmm, sounds pretty good to me
Infinity Ultron
So, do we have a deal, Jin1515?
Jin1515
Yes.