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Wootmaster - Horse Christmas (Hip Hop)

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hahah i totally didn't rush this out last minute haha merry horse christmas everyone. This beat was made using a mexican christmas commercial with pinkie pie singing. The download will sound a bit better than the vid since FL studio's video render thingy defaulted to 128 kbps.

Original commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxC2mqnn0A

Discord: Wootmaster#4625
Twitter: https://twitter.com/woot_master

Download: https://www.mediafire.com/?cvtlpf8vcnprqvw
Instrumental: https://www.mediafire.com/?dmdwsq9v5snxota
Artwork: http://cloureed.deviantart.com/art/Merry-Christmas-from-the-Mane-8-652614246

Lyrics:

Open scene
He gets on MLP
He goes to EQD
He watches PMV's
He thinks of ponies to remind him of the good times
He thinks ponies to remind him of the better times
And the rhymes brought to you by the Z, MC
Its Wootmaster, passing out the holiday glee
I'm getting jiggy on the funky-dunk biznas
As we prepare to celebrate a horse christmas

Now I want to you to think of all the things we share
That brings real joy to all the homies everywhere
I'm talking pictures, music, videos too
From fan-made animations to youtube poops
And if all you do is talk horses with others
I want you to know you're still my brothers
See, I don't take anything for granted
I wish I could brohoof the whole planet
And if the year b'fore tonight
Has got you feeling like
Everythings going wrong
And nothings going right
And you fight and you fight
Till you think you just might
Take a permanent break from the game called life
I wanna let you know that I've been there
It gets better, home-skillet, I swear!
Just remember, Wootmaster will be there
To show you it isn't that bad~!

(Chorus)
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
la mejor jugueteria
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
tu tendras mas diversion
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
vamos todos a bailar
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
con bi-bot de fisher price
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
con nintendo y pokemon
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
el imperio de cristal
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
la magia de la amistad
ven a liverpool, ven a liverpool
con bi-bot de(Yo yo yo!)

On a personal
Let me flip the script
And take y'all inside of my head for a bit
See, I think I might love ponies too much
I got my waifu on the brain, and as such
You know I tend to spend time online with the homies
When ever I can, jive talking about ponies
You can catch me on twitter or discord
Talkin' the chat program, not the chaos lord
And then sometimes when I'm feeling down
I go stone-cold chillin on Pony Town
They got the holiday vibes going just right
Although they still haven't added in zebra stripes
And when I wanna hear a jam, I just go log on
To pony dot fm and I pull up a song
They had a contest going for holiday tones
I missed the deadline, forgot to change timezones

But it's cool, I don't do this for fortune or fame
It's still a shock when anybody even knows my name
I do this to uplift my community
The same folks who were there when this was new to me
So, if you're out there all by yourself
With no friends, relatives, or no one else
Theres at least one gift under the christmas tree
Every single one of you is my family, G

(Chorus)

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Thanks to BeaverDaBeaver for the lyrics. I'm literally so lazy I relied on someone else to type out my own fucking lyrics jesus christ