Mordetwi: THE FINALE!

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Transcript (For those who can't understand TTS well)
Twilight Sparkle
So...what you're telling me is that the blue jay...was actually some simp?
Luna
Yup
Benson
I hope we can save Mordecai
Rigby
Me too, Mordecai was basically a brother to me
Jin1515
Hehe...too bad you won't! I killed Mordecai! Fried him up and ate hi- (Screams, throat slit)
Discord
That's enough of that.
Twilight Sparkle
DISCORD, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU AND FLUTTERSHY BEEN?
Discord
Where the fuck have we been? The answer is...fucking.
Fluttershy
Now I am pregnant with Discord's baby
Applejack
Ya know...Fluttershy being pregnant with Discord's child is 1,000,000 times better then Twilight being pregnant with Jin1515's.
Twilight Sparkle
You don't have to rub it in, at least that sick fuck is dead
Discord
Actually...he isn't, you see, Jin1515 is one of the 8 Elder Gods of the Brony Fandom, the 8 Elder Gods consist of 4 good Brony Prophets, and 4 evil warriors of mass destruction.
Rigby
So...Mordecai is dead?
Discord
I'm afraid so...
Twilight Sparkle
Don't worry, with the help of my friends, we will defeat Jin1515 and the other 3 evil gods, but we can't do it by ourselves, so I got my agent, Comic Field
Comic Field
Hi
Pinkie Pie
Why do you need an agent?(Had an error, sorry about that)
Twilight Sparkle
To help me on the missions I can't do
Comic Field
So, you plan to taking on these gods, who are these gods anyway?
Discord
The 4 prophets are Bonnie Zachary, Lauren Faust, Teddy Chan, and Megan, the first 3 are beautiful Alicorns who rule over the My Little Pony Universe, Megan is a little girl who visited ancient Equestria long ago, she acsended and became the eighth Elder God, as for the bad ones, You already know Jin1515, there's also Anonymous, a 4Channer who invades the My Little Pony Universe once in awhile, the Jar-Man, a man who's obsessed with putting us into jars filled in his bodily fluids, and Christine, a being of mass destruction, and Equestria's first threat, who was defeated by the 3 Alicorn gods long ago, but stories tell of her return.
Twilight Sparkle
Then we'll be ready
Muscle Man
My Mom!
Comic Field(Breaking the 4th Wall for an announcement)
This is where Mordetwi ends, but a new story begins...stay tuned for the Brony Connected Universe...the "BCU" if you will...subscribe for more horse. Will probably upload a cover next, probably Beyond Her Garden or something like that, then another BCU project, and yes, Adrian, you are allowed to make spin-offs.
Outro with 2 songs playing at the same time, because I was bored :P
Post outro scene
Twilight Sparkle
Do you have a spell that can make the baby in my womb disappear?
Comic Field(Who's missing his Cutie Mark and Horn because doing abortion spells do that to you)
Yes, it's called an abortion spell, but I call it "Baby-No-More" ABRA KADABRA!
Twilight Sparkle
Yes! It's gone!
Rainbow Dash
Thank Celestia.