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LONGEST FART IN THE WORLD - 2 and a half minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/FartMaster

NONE CAN STOP ME. I, the FART MASTER, have beaten the old records. I've beaten mine and Mr Methane's put together. This is the longest fart ever to be recorded on video, blowing the old ones away.

The stars aligned and I was able to use my full capacity to produce this monster. It's about control more than anything. Perhaps one day I'll break the world record, which is just 14 seconds longer.

Unfortunately I didn't record this one with my high quality mic, but check out the practice sessions posted recently to see my techniques and to know I'm not just a load of hot air.

http://youtu.be/GwoGbOCrODc
http://youtu.be/uim1WCMIgjU