Going for the longest fart ever - warm up

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0:43 to get to the fart!

One of the most painful farts I have ever endured. I was bloated from tea (baked beans) and found it incredibly painful to keep pushing. The fart was so disjointed I had no choice but to stop the clock early.

To prove this is real, there are two separate audio inputs. Your left ear hears that from the camera, while the right hears the mic input.