Mordetwi: The True Story

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Full transcript(For those who are bad at understanding tts)
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie, last night I had the strangest dream, last night I dreamt that I was in love with a blue jay and I was singing Airplanes
Pinkie Pie
Uh...Twilight? That wasn't a dream, you and that blue jay smoked a whole bunch of weed and you 2 began Falling in love, however, when you woke up the next morning after having sex, you 2 awkwardly stared at eachother and you both walked away, then used a spell to clear your mind of that sinful act
Twilight Sparkle
Wait...me and that blue jay had sex? Oh no...I'm not pregnant am I?
Rainbow Dash
OH WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow, where the fuck did you come from?
Rainbow Dash
Your mom!
People idk the name of
OHHHHHH
Rainbow Dash
So anyway, as I was going to say, you are not fucking pregnant Twilight, this isn't the clusterfuck that is Deviantart or dare I say...4chan.
Twilight Sparkle
Hmm...wonder what that blue jay is doing right now...
Spongebob Narrator
Meanwhile...
Mordecai
Dudes, bad news, I think I might've accidentally got a pony pregnant.
Muscle Man
You wanna know who I got pregnant?
Mordecai
Who, Muscle Man?
Muscle Man
M Y M O M
*Outro plays with Airplanes instead of Wokeuplikethis like usual*