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The absolute state of newfags

Irony (Parody of Comedy, by Bo Burnham)
[-Verse 1-]
The show is changing
The mares are glowin' up
What the buck is going on?

And its amazing
every Anon out here switchin' up...
Um... what the buck is going on?

The bronies rising in the streets;
What for? The clout...
The more I look, the more I see all the stuff to sneed about.

Is /mlp/ over?
Should I leave them alone? 'Cause, really who's gonna go for
posting at a time like this?
Should I be posting at a time like this?

[-Pre-Chorus-]
I wanna help to leave this board, better than I found it
And cautious optimists won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
Should I just start liking Sunny?
Should I give Hasbro my money? No...!
What do I do...?

[-Chorus-]
Healing the board with irony
The indescribable level of my density
The board needs direction
From a newfag like me
Who is healing the board with irony...
Thats it...

[-Spoken-]
The board is so fucked up. Anthroposting... Twitterfags... The other stuff...
And there's only one thing that I can do about it... While being new and anonymous...

[-Chorus-]
Healing the board with irony,
Making the catalogue good for the majority
Oldfags will gatekeep and hate me, but I'll guarantee
I can heal the board with irony.

[-Verse 2-]
Im a special kind of newfag!
Im self-aware, and I want to be an anon of change.
So I am gonna solve this captcha for the good (Very cool, way to go!)

Nostalgiaposting doomfags,
You've had the board for at least 10 fucking years,
So maybe you should just shut the fuck up...

[Faggot!]
But you don't wanna do that.
There's gotta be another way (Yes)
For me to help out while not posting with as a namefag (Never!)

The wait is over.
I'm new, and I'm here to save the day,
Lord, help me channel M.A. Larson during restream (Never!)

[-Chorus-]
Healing the board with irony,
Making the catalogue good for the majority
And jannies will hate me, but they do it for free,
I am healing the board with irony

[-Bridge-]
If you dont think you belong because you're new
Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
If your thread is slipping right through
Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
Oh shit...!

Should I be posting at a time like this?
If you need a spoon for this thread
Simply ask and
Ill make sure that you're fed

If you dont think you belong because you're new
Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
If your thread is slipping right through
Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
Oh shit...!

Should I be posting at a time like this?
Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't lurk...!

[-Pre-Chorus-]
And I wanna help to leave this board, better than I found it
But cautious optimists don't help, and the fear is not unfounded
Should I just start liking Sunny?
Should I give Hasbro my money? No...!
I know what I gotta do...!

[-Chorus-]
Healing the board with irony,
Making the catalog good for the majority
Oh they'll think that it's bait, so I'll tell them to seethe
And I'm healing the board with irony