Rarity goes to the Donkey Kong Country

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Rarity:Alright, here I am, in a world filled with monkeys
Donkey Kong:Banana Slamma!
Rarity:...What?
Donkey Kong:Banana Slamma!
Rarity:What the fuck does that even mean, Darling?
Diddy Kong:It's our catchphrase, like you say "Darling" alot
Rarity:Oh, yes, anyway, right now, we're in the middle of a bloody war and a multiverse problem, would you help
Cranky Kong:Only if you help us defeat King K. Rool
Rarity:Who's that?
One long, detailed explanation of the entire Donkey Kong Lore later
Cranky Kong:And that's King K. Rool
Rarity:So, you hate him because he stole your bananas?
Donkey Kong:Because bananas are the meaning of life.
Rarity:I...guess that makes sense
King K. Rool:I'm here!
Rarity:You have no sense of security?
Diddy Kong:I tried telling him, but he's convinced that the Banana God would keep all evil out.
Donkey Kong:He must be busy
Rarity:Alright, here I go
(Casts a spell)
King K. Rool:What was that?
Rarity:A spell that makes you a weeb
King K. Rool:(Says "I'm not a weeb, wait, what?" in Japanese with English subtitles)
Donkey Kong:You'll have no time to fuck you're waifu for long, you wanna know why?
King K. Rool:(Says "Why" in Japanese with English subtitles)
Donkey Kong:BANANA SLAMMA
Rarity:Good job, darling, I would give you a kiss, but you're too hairy.
They go back to Equestria
Twilight:Yay, you're back, I have great news, Fluttershy got Link and Harkinion, The Penguins are all set to go to Yakyakistan to convince them to invade Stalliongrad, the capital of the Hybrid Union, and Comic Field is out of the torture chamber
Comic Field:I'm glad Doctor Strange freed me, but he still went on about his peace crap, they TORTURED me. They whipped me, stabbed, bashed, and worst, they forced me to eat that gross Hamburger Helper shit from Earth.
Rarity:Oh my Celestia, that's terrible
Comic Field:It's all over now though(Audio Error, so it makes it to where Comic Repeated what Rarity Said)
Outro
Pegasus Comic:Alright, I've made it, now to extract the spectrum of this universe and bring it back to the boss
Scootaloo:hello there!
Pegasus Comic:Wow, this really is an alternate universe, that failure is still alive, hey, where's Rainbow Dash?
Scootaloo:That's rude, I won't tell you!
Pegasus Comic:I'll make you into fried chicken if you don't tell me
Scootaloo:Fine, she's in cloudsdale.
Pegasus Comic:Hahaha, perfect...