The International Meeting of Equus

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Transcript(For those who can't understand TTS well)
Twilight Sparkle:Okay, here's a meeting of the allies, plus Spike, Comic and Doctor Strange. Comic, mind doing a roll call? I know you 3 are here.
Comic Field:Queen Majesty of Ponyland?
Majesty:Here!
Comic Field:Prince Ruthorford of Yakyakistan?
Ruthorford:YAK HERE!
Comic Field:Emperor Rising Sunshine of Japone?
Rising Sunshine:I'm here.
Comic Field:Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire?
Cadence:Here to spread eternal love.
Comic Field:Chief Sunbright of the Tropical Island?
Chief Sunbright:Yup.
Comic Field:King Spunky of Saddle Arabia?
Spunky:Yes.
Comic Field:Finally, Emperor Moonshine of Poninesia?
Moonshine:Yeah, yeah I'm here
Comic Field:Ok, here's the meeting.
Doctor Strange:Ok, first, Comic Field's question towards the Empress of Anti-Equestria, nobody really knows, some theories have been speculated.
Comic Field:Hmm...
Doctor Strange:Also, we have Rising Sunshine, who might be a bit young to be Emperor, he's the same age Spider-Man messed up that spell and-
Comic Field:Ehhh, spoilers, but yeah.
Emperor Rising Sunshine:I became Emperor at 17 because my dad died in a plane accident
Doctor Strange:Wow...I am sorry.
Twilight Sparkle:Anyway! I have my friends being sent to other universes to help with the multiverse situation, such as Rarity going to a jungle and Fluttershy and Discord going to...a weird, grainy universe, I believe one of Sherrod's army is from there. I have others as well.
Doctor Strange:That's goo- Wait...why is Comic Field eating that piece of chicken?
Comic Field:You're looking at an Equusan Shadhavar. We are omnivores and have a more violent instinct, most hide these, but I don't really give a shit. We come from Poran, Ponaq, Saddle Arabia and some parts of Equestria, Ponyland and Tropical Island and I'm also happy to see Starlight do something besides run that dumb school. Why can't we just be homeschooled? Like I and my sister were?
Doctor Strange:Why did you get homeschooled, also, you have a sister?
Comic Field:Yup. Her name was Train Station and we got homeschooled because we sucked ass at regular school...
(Flashback time!)
Spanish Teacher:Seniorita Train, Como Es Juan.
Train Station:Uhh...Burritos?
Spanish Teacher:No no no, Como Es Juan! Como Es Juan!
Train Station:Uh...Guacomole.
Spanish Teacher:Ugh, Senior Comic, Como Es Juan.
Comic Field:Spaghetti!
Train Station:Spaghetti?
Spanish Teacher:Spaghetti? THAT'S ITALIAN YA MORON! Damn it! You siblings have been in this class the WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR, AND THE ONLY SPANISH YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU LEARNED AT TACO BELL! AND COMIC FIELD CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!
Comic Field:What? It's good?
(Nowadays)
Comic Field:Ahh, those were good days, of course, now Train Station and I know that Como Es Juan means Taco Supreme.
Emperor Moonshine:You're an idiot. Look, I think peace is the right option!
Emperor Rising Sunshine:YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE "pOnInEsIa iS tHe EmPiRe oF PeAcE"
Twilight Sparkle:Look, we'll have a vote, who'll fight in the war, and who'll try to stop it?
After the voting
Twilight:Looks like war won.
Doctor Strange:Don't you want to settle it peacefully? You are the "Princess of Friendship" Yes?
Twilight:Why do people keep REFUSING to understand? 1.2 Million of my, Rising and Majesty's citizens died, and for what? Because Sherrod and her stupid dictatorship hates ponies? I need revenge.
Comic Field:She has a point, look at her, she's crying. This is what happens when you and other Peace Activists keep trying to stick your snout into our buisness. Thanks for telling us about the Multiverse thing, Stephen, but that's all we need your help with, doc. Don't send any of your peace keeping chums here. Send that Wolverine guy or something, because the war's happening, it's inivitable.
Meanwhile, in The Hybrid Union...
Sherrod DeGrippo:Hmm, what's this? A paper saying that Adrian killed Jar Jar Binks?
Vozhak Konya:"Adrian Manray" What a fake, I don't believe he actually did that, let alone Jar Jar Binks existing, we all know that Kim Hoarse-Nay nuked Equestria and won, and they're using a duck alien thing as an excuse
Sherrod DeGrippo:y-yeah, say, I REALLY need to get back to my Empire, see you soon!
Outro
Post Outro Scene
Somewhere in the Equestrian Mountains
Alicorn Comic: Hm... this is home... but it's different...
An old newspaper flies and covers his face
Alicorn Comic: What the- (uses magic to get the newspaper out of his face and reads it)
WE HAVE TRAGIC NEWS TODAY, A FEW WEEKS AGO, EQUESTRIA WAS DESTROYED BY JAR JAR BINKS, AN OMNIPOTENT BEING CAPABLE OF DESTROYING UNIVERSES
Alicorn Comic: What?! Equestria is still alive! And Jar Jar Binks was defeated! You, pony, what's this newspaper about?
Octavia Melody:Ah, that newspaper was published a long time ago dear, also I can't help but notice your wings? Are you a prince of a foriegn country?
Alicorn Comic: I'm... in a new universe...