I saw her walking on the promenade, hey
Her collar looked like it was tailor-made, hey
She's got that Prada made with ultrasuede, hey
But I still laugh cause she's a purple dog, a purple dog, purple dog
When it's in style she wears her stunner shades, hey
It's not her style to go out throwing shade, hey
And just like that those shades are so passe, hey
But I still laugh cause she's a purple dog, a purple dog, purple dog
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Before you ask, allow me to explain
I love that purple mutt, that's why I wrote this song
I know in time, you'll grow to feel the same
She's everything I wish that I could be
