Twilight Sparkle and the Illuminati

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The Marvel team, not the secret society.
Transcript (For those who can't understand TTS well)
Twilight Sparkle
Is this the right place, Tony, are you there?
Iron Man
Yes. Welcome to the Illuminati. Have a look around, the other members are Batman, Mr. Fantastic, Piccolo, Proffesser X, Alphys and Edward. Also one more, his name is Doctor Strange and he wants to see you.
Twilight Sparkle
Oh, alright
Doctor Strange
Yes, you are the one who slept with Jin1515, right?
Twilight Sparkle
It was an accident, besides, my agent gave me an abortion.
Doctor Strange
I am unfortunate to say...the spell did not work, he failed.
Edward
I've also heard that Jin1515 and the other gods are aware of what you tried to do, so now they're REALLY pissed.
Twilight Sparkle
Oh no, Rainbow Dash will not be happy.
Alphys
That should be the least of your problems, Twilight. But g-good thing I have someone who might help
Batman
Please don't...
Piccolo
Sorry, but she has too.
Alphys
Come out, Papyrus
Papyrus
NYEH HEH HEH, NICE TO SEE YOU ALL!!!
Mr. Fantastic
Oh boy...
Professer X
Don't worry Reed, I'm sure he has his missions, and we have ours
Twilight Sparkle
So what you're saying, Alphys, is that a very loud skeleton can help
Alphys
Trust me.
Papyrus
YEAH! I AM A TRUSTED FRIEND OF ADRIAN MANRAY, AND I HELPED KILL JAR JAR BINKS, I AM PERFECT TO HELP!
Twilight Sparkle
Ok...now I have to go to Celestia
Edward
Um...she isn't on Uberduck.
Twilight Sparkle
Neither are you.
Iron Man
I will go with Twilight, Papyrus and Batman, if he wants to
Batman
Sure, I have nothing better to do
Spongebob Narrator
Meanwhile...
Iron Man
So this is the capital of New Equestria? it looks so...normal.
Twilight Sparkle
Hey, Celestia, I need you to...are you playing Fortnite?
Korg
Oh, of course, by the way, I'm Korg, and here's Princess Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle
Celestia, why are you so fat?
Korg
Oh yeah, she's depressed.
Celestia
Haha, hey, my old student, Twilight, little miss "Dear Princess Celestia" haha, how the hell are ya?
Twilight Sparkle
Celestia, I know Jar Jar Binks destroyed Equestria and you may not know any purpose, but we need to defeat Jin1515 and the other elder gods!
Celestia
Screw them! Haha-
Korg
Celestia, Noobmaster69 just called me a dickhead again.
Celestia
Oh, lemme have it, hey, Noobmaster69 is it? It's me, princess of the sun? Well, if you don't leave my new friend alone right now, I will grab a sunray and ram it straight up your butt! Oh yeah, cry to your father, you little weasel.
Batman
This is probably our que to leave...
Papyrus
I LOVE FORTNITE!
Spongebob narrator
Meanwhile...
Professer X
So, Twilight, I feel the baby inside you, the baby has only about 5 months until you give birth to...whatever it is.
Twilight Sparkle
So why can't you grab a hammer and-
Mr. Fantastic
Alright, first of all, that's horrible, and second of all, it's a Half-Elder God, I don't think it will even work.
Iron Man
All you can do now is fight off the Elder Gods, and hope your baby isn't evil.
Edward
I know that the Jar Man and Anonymous live in a cave known as the Cave of 4Chan, so maybe you and your friends could go and fight them there.
Twilight Sparkle
Great idea.
Papyrus
LET'S GO!
Outro