all i wanted is for a racing game is ....... having 3 friends on a couch, splitscreen Versus Racing mode, beers and pizzas and chips, good music, and chillin'. but this, is not my generation of video game fun.


LMFAO love the editing, EA screw us over yet again!


I gotta say, At least I'm sure you won't have to worry about Youtube content ID system for the soundtrack. If you do have issues. It's not loud enough.


Hold the fuck up, I really can't tell what is edited and what is not in the gameplay parts. Is it really that much flashy and shit?

@Gore McGuts Even the quickscope part is in the game!


It's like you said everything that I was thinking, and said it 25x louder.


Dude, these videos should be blowing up soon. You hit a certain niche with these videos that thousands of like-minded people should flock too. Keep it up.


lmfao, this is amazing, but i have to painfully admit : i actually enjoy the game alot (ohgod pls don hit me ;_;)


The CoD quickscope gets me everytime XD. Keep up the good videos


1:44 I`ll probably go to hell for laughing at that.

@Dreckiger Kommunist nope, Paul Walker died on 30th of November 2013, this video was posted on 7th of December.

+yannik1015  so weird how did he predict that


i liked hot pursuit 2010. mainly cuz all my friends had it on pc and we usually were able to get full games with just us either race or pursuit. cops weren't supremely op just op lol.


Remember when NFS used to have awesome games?  Totally went to shit after Carbon.

Ya all forgot NFSU and NFSU2.<br>So fucking awesome

Ya all forgot NFSU and NFSU2.
So fucking awesome

need for speed porsche all the fucking way.

@Alinea Euros its pretty much the best racing game modern EA can do compared to the NFS in the past. Where's our fucking customization options EA?! Oh, in NFS World? K, thanks, not installing that game.

It died after Most Wanted 2012, the last good NFS game.

@RSPKER 07 Oh didin't know that :O You learn something everyday :D

@OneSh0tLinkon It was known as Porsche Unleashed in the United States, but I believe that was the best as well.

Need For Speed Porsche 2000 was the best :3

It actually went shit after shift if you ask me.

NFS Hot Pursuit 3 was good, it was made by Criterion (the people who made burnout!)

@KingMegaman999 no actually pro street was good, idk what you smoking.

@speedy11131<br>I do. Right now need for speed is a lot like how the saints row series went, a paradoy of itself.

@speedy11131
I do. Right now need for speed is a lot like how the saints row series went, a paradoy of itself.

You kids remember Need For Speed II? Damn, I feel old...


This about sums up the entire game. You get chased everywhere you go, the police is extremely overpowered, the game is unfair, crashes can be really weird, spawnpoints very stupid

@WH250398 you are lucky i am that one rare grammar nazi that can forgive.

@Tokume Tensai it's because you misunderstand the genres, that is an arcade racing game, not a racing simulator, that's why the people has a horrible experience with those games, if you want a sim. racing in a burnout ripoff, you gonna have a bad day, also a volkswagen won a lamborghini once in a irl race

NFS has the worst realistic, worst controls, worst cars, worst settings of all car racing game.<br>Race with me in real life using Lamborghini, i would turn that lamma to a scrap metal using rx-7, you think can race with that car?.

NFS has the worst realistic, worst controls, worst cars, worst settings of all car racing game.
Race with me in real life using Lamborghini, i would turn that lamma to a scrap metal using rx-7, you think can race with that car?.


Burnout Paradise 5 years ago... Worked, because Criterion has been producing burnout for 10 years. As soon as Criterion parts form EA... Burnout Paradise clones everywhere.

What next? "Showtime" mode?  The NFS(es) that I accualy enjoyed was All NFS games from The original until Shift 2. Then it became a DLC Shitfest.


i actually love this game for the satisfaction of ruining someone's race.


Just wait until you paint your car blue...you'll go faster than a big rigs traveling backwards for over an hour


Burnout 3 for ps2 was actually really good

Loved that game, it was the first up-to-date video game I owned.


I really regret buying this crap for 30 euros on Origin.. wtf was I thinking

+BowGunner Im actually happy I only bought it for the PS3. It still looks shit, but the console is part too, not only EA.

@Dead Alive Yeah, I don't really watch or read reviews anymore as they tend to be full of shit. But it might have been smart to read up on it, since there sure is a lot of anger on the forums about this game.

@Dead Alive Well, I do like Crysis and Battlefield...

You made an origin account What Were u Thinking

You bought something off ORIGIN, what WERE you thinking?!


"its like battlefield with cars"

i see what you did there


That's so tight yet I was dying of laughter at the Paul walker bit btw nice editing could hardly breathe through it tho ;)


at least, when you unlock all levels of jammer, you can ride in peace, without any chipmunk kart player throwing power-ups everywhere


10/10 made my day, have my subscribe

hope you'd make more of this


"It's like Battlefield, but with cars" - Machinima.


as a arcade racing game its good :D worth of 20hours of my life


I remember something... in earthbound....
In a part of the story, there is the highfive... or something, a music band.
The owner of the theater then says:
"Yeah... money...
Now I have the money, i don't care about them" Or something
Just like EA


your videos are simply outstanding, one of my most favorite youtubers<br>the only thing i wish you did was to show us the songs you used in your video :)

your videos are simply outstanding, one of my most favorite youtubers
the only thing i wish you did was to show us the songs you used in your video :)


Jeez, it's hard to tell what's edited MLG stuff and what's horrible design decisions on EA. xD


at 2:22 i would have thrown down burnout paradise and said "Now play it in reverse the whole time"


the funny thing is that i enjoyed NFS: Hot Pursuit, NFS: Hot Pursuit 2 and NFS: Hot Pursuit 2010, but I didn't enjoy this game


Holy fuck I love your videos, you hit the spot with my sense of humour.


You should rename yourself "AncientEarKillerReality"


Fucking hell. A bloke reply a 3 year old comment. That's brand new

@Khairul Nabil Akmal THEO GAY CONFIRMED. XD

I FUCKING KNEW YOU WOULD BE HERE IT'S THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO "BLACKPANTHAA HAS WATCHED THIS"


30fps=not going fast enough for a sanic edit.


i started to be a hater of EA since they take burnout paradise and mixed it up with need for speed most wanted 2012

Criterion wanted to make Burnout Paradise 2. EA didn't let them do it because EA thought they wouldn't make money of a new burnout paradise. So Criterion made Paradise 2 with licensed Cars. I personnaly liked MW 2012 because MP was fun, cool Cars and also hard Police chases. EA thought they don't have "enough" developers for MW while they still had BlackBox on Board. It's actually EA's fault.


Wait, what's the point of blocking a game to 30 fps, how can they do that ?


Great/bad to see you didn't changed anything since the CoD Ghosts video.<br>Nicely done.

Great/bad to see you didn't changed anything since the CoD Ghosts video.
Nicely done.


Am I the only one who when I crash it takes forever for me to spawn back in, but the AI racers appear immediately?


Oh my god flatout 2, my childhood. I have finally found someone else who has played that game.


this is like when people like forza. that shit blows on sooooo many levels


I can only think of one good EA game which is Mirrors Edge even though it had some problems


1:58 Look at the license plate please XD


I love how in all your videos the music is so bad it's just muffle xD


30 fps? how can someone tolerate something like this?


Oh boy, the new Burnout is lookin' weird!


I watched this video with 100% volume on both pc and Youtube and i had HD headphones on. Yeah, im serious.


@*****<br>Well he was a human being though


Gamespot reviews
NFS Most Wanted 2005-8.4/10 ,,It's not realistic enough''
NFS Rivals-9.1/10 ,,It's one of the best next gen racers"
Welp this is the reason why i hate Gamespot  more than IGNorant


Why would you even lock the game at 30fps? Next gen.


the new MW was the last good NFS, RIP in peace

+Artur Komoter  rest in peperonies, never forghetti mario's sphaghetti, pece


Need for Speed: hot pursuit was not bad!


Does anyone buy from EA anymore? Seriously, I want an honest answer, does ANYONE, man, woman, teen, child, baby, elder, animal, or freak of nature even remotely give two shits about what EA churns out anymore?


Frostbite is garbage. They should have used Criterion's engine, Chameleon, or even RenderWare. Those are properly optimized engines.

Then again they should have let Criterion be in charge of NFS. Despite the Most Wanted 2012 screw-up I think that given more time they would have returned the series to it's roots and driven the Underground and Battlefield idiots away. They were on the right track with Hot Pursuit 2010.

Shame EA ran them into the ground.


I'd like to say that it's mostly your type of people that ruined payback I mean it was a trainwreck to begin with but still you were annoyed because of the police and now you don't have anything they removed police except for some races that are boring at least for me because they are so scripted you could have the fastest car in the game and police would just catch up to you


You're my favorite new youtuber. I can't breath.<br>(Until Jontron makes a new video)

You're my favorite new youtuber. I can't breath.
(Until Jontron makes a new video)


Lool these types of videos are too funny!


god damn it... the screaching really fucked up my hearing lol<br>but I love all the rage in your vids

god damn it... the screaching really fucked up my hearing lol
but I love all the rage in your vids


01:03 I think someone fucking EMP'ed your audio.


rivals is a fun but broken af racing game


I am now jelly of your editing skills.
A Michael Bay Production
You should rename yourself "AncientEarKillerReality"


gotta play most wanted 2006 to cure my eyes


No really, does ANYONE even buy from EA anymore?


Damn, look at all them nice cars, as an aircraft, I'm getting thirsty


Its more like NASCAR Rumble without twister.


Need For Speed

Presented By Michael Bay

Need For Speed

Presented By Michael Bay


Make a homage video about the good old underground 2 days. :p


I like need for speed rivals but this is funny and some are true


MFW going max speed in McLaren P1 then stealth Venom player appears 😅👌( pls don't play this game cops 2 much OP 4 m3) burnout paradise and NFS pro street, good times...


Ight, time to go to WW3 on NFS Rivals 🤣🤣🤣


Honestly I do enjoy rival at graphics not the gameplay


Crank that amplify and gain up <br>Lead developer was Michael Bay

Crank that amplify and gain up
Lead developer was Michael Bay


Funniest part is that he played a pirated verison!


need for speed 3 > Need for Speed: Rivals


No...not need for speed...<br>OH WAIT PAUL!!

No...not need for speed...
OH WAIT PAUL!!


How have your videos not killed me from ear rape already?


I am going to hell for laughing to paul walker


I would leave a comment but I'm worried it might start a pursuit.


I remember that wired porn ,btw you editing is just an art


Let's all post this on their twitter and FB accounts. #CriterionSpecialSauce


That's Need For Speed or Destruction Derby 64?


My mum doesn't appreciate how much swag you have.


To really enjoy this video, mute your speakers


HAHAHAHAHA<br>Well im waiting for nfs 2016 on pc

HAHAHAHAHA
Well im waiting for nfs 2016 on pc


1:00 - Excision & Bassnectar – Destroid 6 Put It Down
1:18 - ?
1:45 - ?

@*****
1:18 - I think it might be Datsik - Firepower except sped up.
1:45 - Slum Dogz - In the Hood


AncientReality How in the hell did you predict this: 1:44

+XxX_M1CH43L_ BOI_XxX common glitch on NFS Rivals


I played the Crew demo. Was pretty much this. Horrible handling and locked to 30fps. Didn't buy a 2000 buck pc for that shit. Fix the handling and unlock the framerate and I'll buy it.


i bought it D: I thought it will not be soo bad... 20EUROS!!!!!!!!


I really needs to find source for those CoD probably screams, can someone help me?


[This is just an opinion. If you want EA to be better, you can try doing my suggestion. Don't go too far, 'though.]

The only way to make EA better is to switch their CEO, to file a lawsuit against them, OR to hope that god punishes EA for what they did(For religious people. #TRIGGERedAlert!).
- Switching CEO : It seems that EA's current CEO only cares about money, and exploits everything they could to gather as much money as possible. On the long run, Their reputation are damaged, and lost everything they had. FFS, You could even join an organization made by a rich man who is GREEDY AF, because the payment is high. But later, you realize that you're screwed, because you're only being used by him.
Maybe motivating Game studios, owned by EA, to find another publisher is a good idea. (Take a look at Maxis, and their SimCity reboot.)
- Filing a Lawsuit : Sometimes, losses can teach you something. If you try that to EA, they might think twice about manipulating the market. As far as I know, EA never goes below. Take UbiSoft for example[ http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ubisoft-officially-dumps-starforce/1100-6147655/ ]. Gamers filed a lawsuit against them because some CRAPPY anti-piracy program damaged his/her computer. According to this site, The lawsuit is worth around 5.000.000 dollars. Unfortunately, it failed because the evidence is too little. UbiSoft took notice, and decided to dump the program.
Let's see if we could use SimCity and Mass Effect 3 as proofs, and take out some money from them. Big guarantee that EA will suffer for what they did to us.

[This is just an opinion. If you want EA to be better, you can try doing my suggestion. Don't go too far, 'though.]

The only way to make EA better is to switch their CEO, to file a lawsuit against them, OR to hope that god punishes EA for what they did(For religious people. #TRIGGERedAlert!).
- Switching CEO : It seems that EA's current CEO only cares about money, and exploits everything they could to gather as much money as possible. On the long run, Their reputation are damaged, and lost everything they had. FFS, You could even join an organization made by a rich man who is GREEDY AF, because the payment is high. But later, you realize that you're *screwed*, because you're only being used by him.
Maybe motivating Game studios, owned by EA, to find another publisher is a good idea. (Take a look at Maxis, and their SimCity reboot.)
- Filing a Lawsuit : Sometimes, losses can teach you something. If you try that to EA, they might think twice about manipulating the market. As far as I know, EA never goes below. Take UbiSoft for example[ http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ubisoft-officially-dumps-starforce/1100-6147655/ ]. Gamers filed a lawsuit against them because some CRAPPY anti-piracy program damaged his/her computer. According to this site, The lawsuit is worth around *5.000.000* dollars. Unfortunately, it failed because the evidence is too little. UbiSoft took notice, and decided to dump the program.
Let's see if we could use SimCity and Mass Effect 3 as proofs, and take out *some* money from them. Big guarantee that EA will suffer for what they did to us.


DUDE¡¡ you gonna break my speakers some day¡¡


I bought this turd... and I have shitty notebook... so I CAN'T PLAY THIS!!1!1


Is anyone see the sign "fucknfs" at 1:17?


What are the song names in 1:18 and 1:45 ?


@***** I wasn't talking about you. I meant that Gligar guy.

@***** I never said I played the pile of shit that is Call of Duty.

This guy calls everything shitty but plays CoD.<br>Done.

This guy calls everything shitty but plays CoD.
Done.

@Gligar13Vids How am I no better? All I am saying is there is no need to complain about something you don't like.

@***** You're no better than the people these are supposed to be "parodying".

Montage parody makers have already become the people they were supposed to be mocking.

@Gligar13Vids Then just leave, no need to bitch and complain.

@***** They're about as funny as watching paint dry. Spewing random lines isn't funny.

@Gligar13Vids These are things called "jokes", they make fun of shitty games with random shit. Have fun

@***** Reddit finds these funny? Thanks for telling me who the audience for these are.

@Gligar13Vids I may be a tad bit tardy to the party, but may I say that this guy knows what he's doing. His videos are a lot better edited than most of the other shit out there. Also, what were you trying to imply (oh I know, "imply" is a word that is frowned upon, execute me for using it) with "XBL"?

@***** It's not funny when the joke is driven into the ground by 4000 other youtubers/message board gamers.

Adding random loud music and thinking it's funny.


Is this a trailer for a new Transformers movie?


Watched this video crashed Youtube no kidding


1:43
MLG ai m9

btw what song at that point?


What is the song name that start at 1:47? I've been searching this for ages

Please not darude sandstorm


this game aged pretty well, except for the bugs. UG2/MW 2005 fanboys should just burn in hell


There seems to be no sign of intellligence


And the Hot Pursuit is the biggest shit! No tunning?! NOPE!!!! Horrible!


Евгений Горячев


song at 1:00
Excision & Bassnectar – Destroid 6 Put It Down


I'm gonna need some source on that music.

Pretty sure it's a bunch of songs smashed together with an ear-murder effect applied to it.

why the fuck are y'all upvoting this it's not even that funny


That’s moment when NFS Rivals is your favorite game and you’re scared to admit it as you fear for your life


Just remember that there is nothing wrong with a game locked at 30fps if the game is still playable then just shut up and play the game


have i ever told you i love you<br>because i do

have i ever told you i love you
because i do


How NOT to make a funny video (AncientReality)

@CGI Pierce Brosnan loud noises and abusing after effects sure is le funny ftw xDDDD


fifa is favrite game m9. i love dat shit it will bing new perspectivee of geaming.


I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG ON THW WUB WUB SECTION

Tansel Canbulat Its just the music that plays in the game cutscene.


For a cringe video , he completed the game too ...


-A shitty racing game with a Porsche or Bugatti

Puts down NFS HP2010

You have no idea how happy that made me. HP2010 was fucking shit and whoever says it was good are dirty fucking liars and hypocrites

-A shitty racing game with a Porsche or Bugatti

*Puts down NFS HP2010*

You have no idea how happy that made me. HP2010 was fucking shit and whoever says it was good are dirty fucking liars and hypocrites

+Dronexx only if they put the same physics model of burnout paradise, it would be a lot better. but I'm lying if I say I didn't like it, even with it's... big flaws

It's funny cause 2 days ago I decided to play HP2010 and said "Why did I stop playing this?" I tried doing an interceptor event and the Porsche kept pulling a 180 every time I got close and I said "If he does that one more time I'm throwing the case across the room." The case can't close properly now. That game is fucking awful.

@劉崧涵 It actually prosper in the general viewpoint.


plz tell me how edit videos so it can give kids siezures like this video


Oh come on, Hot Pursuit was a nice game :((

i loved being a cop and having my friend and his parents play on that game.


Im 0K thxx m7. Hope you Cod guys are looking foward to body shot snipe simulator 3 much skill 5 me - Time to make more money out of these sweaty try hards edtion.

Shut up and go play World War 10 simulator. Sorry cod and for extra rage...

Destiny is better
Cod is dying that's why Microsoft don't invest as much in early dlc exclusive anymore.


i don't think it was that bad, i think ppl are hating on the new nfs too much.


Song name at 1:45
(Don't say Darude - Sandstorm)

I think it's the Darude remix. Go chekk it

@Run Lunatics Tried! Shazam didn't recognized it and said "WTF R U LISTENING,m8?"


This game actually takes skill. You just drive like a 12 year old just say otherwise.